FULL SHOW: Is This The Worst Segment Ever?

Today we let the darts decide what segment we would test run ahead of our move to the fruited plains of drive time radio next year...

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My heart podcasts here, more gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app Our
podcast Today.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
What an action packed show.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Whoa We were speaking about double A Chattery. This is
the podcast I do with my friend Anita McGregor that
drops today. I spoke a couple of weeks ago on
our show about my fear of my dog leaving me.
She's thirteen and she's the glue that holds everything together.
We got so many responses to this, one of which
was from a vet who does end of life care

(00:42):
for dogs and for owners who were grieving their dogs.
She's a fascinating chat. We will talk about that.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Also on Wednesdays, we get you to ring up with
your ideas as to what we should be taking to
our Drivetime show next year. Largely these ideas are dreadful,
except for today.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
With this idea, I think.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
We should have a motorcycle or segment.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
No imagine how that went. Imagine how it went. What
you're imagining is true.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Also, it's my ghoulies that's coming up in this podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
The Miracle of recording. We have so many requests for
them to do it again.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Mistress Amanda and MS killer.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Friend in making the tools of the Train.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot the.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
Legendary part Jonesy, Amanda the actress.

Speaker 7 (01:41):
Congratulations right now, Josey and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
Anyone but SI giants the time, good radio.

Speaker 8 (01:52):
Sorry but it's a twist set.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
And Amanda, shoot time. We're on the air. Top of
the money to you, Amanda.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
The twentieth of November, big big day today.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
It's my son's birthday of France. Which son Morgan? His son? There?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
He is there, Mommy has got that was him just
last week.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
How old is he today?

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Oh? Dates me? When I say he's asi.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
You're glad to say you had children very young.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
I know. But he's thirty three.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, and he's still saying big big shoo.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
So cute, isn't it. So he's thirty three today, Happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Happy birthday Morgan.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
That's a grown up dad.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
That's a grown up age, isn't that is an age
where you can get cheaper insurance?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Is that what your card will say?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (02:40):
So he's only got three more years till he can't
go on a Kentucky tour. Although there's something sad about
a thirty six year old on a Kentucky tour because
they made it eighteen into thirty five and they changed
it to eight into thirty six because the.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Kid's old's complain.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yeah, because the kids aren't traveling anymore, so they're making
the demographic wider.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
But they are good. I mean for the younger version.
It's a great way to see the world. But a
lot of older single people want to travel in a
group as well, so it's not all just sleeping bags
pew me. We're trying to enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
We're in Greece with the gang back in twenty nineteen,
just our friend group, and we ran into these kids
who are on a Kentucky tour and we're at.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Mikoos we'd beat a Mike.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
It as somewhere in this other place, and we're just
talking to these your kids. And they said, and I said,
what have you guys would be doing? And they said,
I went to this museum, this museum, this museum. And
I said, what did you bet you guys were were
in mike and asking they were on this boat in Paris,
and then they said, we want to be doing what
you're doing.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
You should be going to museums.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I said, oh that's w Yeah, so just went bah
on and they go, we want to be we want
to live your life.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Well, save up, save up and work share Grandon.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Also today a big day because pump up the jam
drops O.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Book jobs today from book Toopia. If you've had it
on pre order, lucky you, but now anyone can get it. Unreal,
this is unreal, unreal.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
The Instagram makes us return and we can't do anything
until we do the magnificent seven.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Question one according to the phrase when life gives you lemons,
what are you supposed to do next?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Gmation it's Thursday celebrations as well. We say hi to
gym y Rye.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Hello, he's back.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
So because the book's being dropped today, and did you
come back because it's Morgan's birthday today.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Am I in the book?

Speaker 1 (04:28):
No book?

Speaker 9 (04:30):
Am I?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Two days a week?

Speaker 4 (04:31):
You know?

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Look there are the production team are going hang on
a minute.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
There should be a chapter in the book about Ryan.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, and he's incredibly strong work ethic.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
It's a brochure.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
So sorry, I don't want to be down at HR
for workplace pulling against how's your week been?

Speaker 5 (04:49):
That's good?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Right, yeah, because for people that don't know, Ryan.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Works Thursday through Friday. Yeah, that's yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
What happens on the other days? Name one thing you did.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
I downloaded a new game, like a FC twenty six.
It's like a soccer game. Yep, yeah, I downloaded that yesterday.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
Do you play that with your brothers? I'm guessing by
myself with you. Well, that's a day. That's a day.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Well, mate, it's great to see you back. Really, we've
got Jackie of Ingleboot.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Hello, Jackie, good morning. How are we Well? Let's kick
off with question one. According to the phrase when life
gives you lemons, what are you supposed to do next?
Make lemonade? That's it.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Named after the shape of its tunnels, the London Underground
is better known as what.

Speaker 10 (05:36):
Tube.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah, the tube brings it a riff raff?

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Riffs?

Speaker 9 (05:42):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (05:46):
What song has this riff?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Are you just letting it breathe?

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Jackie? Do you know?

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
I don't know. I know, I wouldn't know. I know
the band, but I don't know the song.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Joking. Jeremy's in norell and vale.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
A Jeremy morning. Do you know the riv know the song?

Speaker 11 (06:22):
I know it?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
And what's the song?

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Maybe Ryan, let's just have it again? Used in Iron
Man first one, so looking forward to seeing those guys.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Is ac DC. But what is the song?

Speaker 2 (06:44):
The Man m podcast Jami Ry has poken out the eucalyptus.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Drops and I never used to like them, but I've
stolen one from him and I quite enjoyed it.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Had one of those Urregon since I was about fourteen.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
It suns like a locker room in here. Though with
all our eucalyptus.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Breath, they're very good, but you'd rather eucalyptus breath than
ginger idis breath.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Who had that?

Speaker 3 (07:05):
Let's get into the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Nathan's in Paramount Nathan, Hey, how are we going? Very well?
Thank you? Up to question three? We're playing riff rash
Any rift, Oh, gotta keep out the riff, Nathan, what
song has his riot? We know it's a CDC, But
what's the song?

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Ripper? Nathan Thrill?

Speaker 8 (07:40):
It is.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Question four? This is multiple choice. Robert Irwin has revealed
that during the rehearsals for Dancing with the Stars, he
performs each routine in the rehearsal wearing what is it?
A his lucky khaki shorts be his dad's shirt? See
a pair of crocs that would be b yeah shirt.
He got quite emotional talking about it.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
I like that it still looks and feels like him.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
He said that he feels very privileged to carry on
his dad's work. And when he wears that, shirty thinks
of all of that.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Found online after a long social media post?

Speaker 3 (08:15):
What does tl DR stand for? Tl dr if?

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Sometimes a man that sends me a text and I
just go, okay, tld.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
I've never known what that stood for.

Speaker 10 (08:30):
Too long, didn't read it.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Yeah, I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
That's what that. And you've got to be careful these
days on social media because someone will put this.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Big, long, boring, heartfelt post about something about feelings and
emotions and I like it, and then it's talking about,
you know, how their dad died or something like that.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
So you do have to read the top part and
the bottom part.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah. Remember that with Hughsey, when Chris Brown put up
a homage to his dad who was turning eighty and
Husy said, oh, he looks like he would have been
a great man mate. Sorry, he said, no, he's alive.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
It's a birthday TLDR.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
You see someone putting on pictures of their dad and
you assume they passed away.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Where is the new version of Big Brother being filmed?

Speaker 11 (09:09):
Honestly, no idea.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
It's a theme pie of a crack.

Speaker 10 (09:15):
On Gold Coast.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, but you got to say, what's the thing?

Speaker 10 (09:19):
Movie World?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Wrong World?

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Brad's and windsor Brad do you know.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
The world we're hoping for?

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Here?

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Where's Big Brother being filmed? Dream World?

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Who won Album of the Year at the ARIA Awards
last night? Brady f That wasn't christ Is in more day?

Speaker 10 (09:44):
Chris?

Speaker 1 (09:45):
You know who won Album of the Year last night?

Speaker 10 (09:47):
I'm a little Snifferance brilliant.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
She made a great speech, didn't she?

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (09:55):
What a massive night? What crazy time?

Speaker 12 (09:57):
This album's really tasty.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
All of our lives like, oh my god.

Speaker 13 (10:02):
Yeah, probably won't have to work on idea ever again?

Speaker 1 (10:07):
What else can I say?

Speaker 8 (10:08):
Really?

Speaker 1 (10:09):
They won four Aris.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
They won four Aris and you might be familiar with
their music, possibly not so much, but if you have
seen there's a Toyota commercial the Yaris and they're in
that with Hurtz.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
That's song Hurts. So I hope they get a bit
of a Toyota Joe come in their way.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
But you've won them jam whatever. This is called the
make seven christ.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Great regulations to Chris. Let the fanfare signify that you
have won. You've got a three hundred dollars Mason card,
great deals on a Mason Mobile and home into their plans,
a double pass to the Sydney Good Food and Wine
Show Christmas Market. You can get tickets now and Jonesy
demanded charricatures for you to color in and some Stanlar pencils.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Chris's cool life. That is so cool.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Good on you up and it's not an impression of Brendan.
But Koshi has said he's urging boomers to Wreathe think
giving away their inheritance too soon, the idea of giving
with a warm hand. Are you giving too much money
to your kids? And why that might not be a
good idea. Put it to the pub test.

Speaker 12 (11:18):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast, John and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
You once said on my birthday, Happy beepan birthday. Who
do I give the money to? Was part of the speech.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
I'm a wordsmith coming through the jermanac a beat bog
of musical facts on this day in nineteen eighty two,
Marvin Gaye released Sexual Healing?

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Did he did it heal him?

Speaker 14 (11:40):
Well?

Speaker 15 (11:40):
No?

Speaker 3 (11:40):
He got shop by his dad. Tragic and what do
you do wrong?

Speaker 1 (11:45):
I can't remember the circumstances.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
I think dad had some some issues, some issues there.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Michael Marvin might be dead, but the song has remained
a hit over the decade.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
You love it, number of artists covering it. Michael Bolton.
Back in two thousand, Dad read.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Id go, that's an version MV.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
In twenty fifth, I think Caigo released his own remix,
Remember Kaigo.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
It's one of those songs.

Speaker 9 (12:14):
You hear it.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
You got at a pontoon bar on a Saturday afternoon
and there's.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Those dudes dressed head to tone in white.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Linen, but they've got a dubious neck tattoo, and you think,
are they are marketing and analysis or are they in
an OMCG. I'm not too sure what's an OMCG out
motorcycle gang?

Speaker 3 (12:33):
So you don't know it.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
So you just where are you hanging around.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Those bars in Sydney? You just go, what do you do?
You know it's best not to ask.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Don't say do you want some sexual healing?

Speaker 9 (12:43):
No?

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Just do the mister in between, bit of this and
bit of that from O mcg to og I did that.
Yeahs Marvel on Golden Gamble, A chattery drops today.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
This is the award winning podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
You do with your forensics winning is a stretch.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Hasn't won awards.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
No, I was nominated as a podcast year, which was
very nice.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Well, in my book, it gets an award, and that's
not like one of those towards that your parents give you.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
That does sound a bit like it.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
This is the podcast you do with your forensic psychologist
friend Anita McGregor, and you touched many people with the
story you were saying a few weeks ago about your
dog getting old.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah, I spoke about like my dad's unwell, my husband
or my dad's ninety one. He's not unwell, but he's
ninety one, ninety one. My husband is unwell. And I
look at the dog who's now thirteen, and I think
she's the glue that's holding it all together for me.
And I'm not going to cry because I bored my
eyes out when I spoke about it. And two million

(13:44):
people have responded to that, talking about their own dogs,
their own dogs dying, how they felt when they lost
their shadow, which is what you know. I was sixteen,
you know, a relationship you can have with the pet
for sixteen years.

Speaker 9 (13:55):
You know.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
I love seeing you with many the way she just
looks at you and follows you around. It's so sweet.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
Oh, she's the sweetest thing. And one of the people
that reached out in light of that was a woman
called doctor Lizzie Kennedy. She's a vet who specializes in
end of life care for the dogs and the humans
that are going through it too, and so Anita and
I have interviewed her. It was an incredible podcast that
drops today. I cried of course through all that as well.

(14:23):
But she's quite amazing because she's, you know, in the
I don't remember when I was growing up and I
didn't have a family pet, but people didn't. You didn't
show your grief when a pet died. But I think
a couple of things. Social media has united people in
sharing how they feel about their pets and how they
feel when their pets died, the idea of the Rainbow Bridge.

(14:43):
People now acknowledge the grief, that the toll of the grief,
and how you feel when you lose this long loved pet.
But She gave me a lot to think about in
terms of how to acknowledge the passing of your pet,
how to navigate what's to come and navigate it when
it happens, and how to lean into the beauty of
the relationship. He's just one of the practical things, she said.

Speaker 15 (15:06):
But in the event of you choosing chrome where you
want the ashes returned to you, you enter that period
that I likened to week between the death and the
funeral of a human. So somebody dies and then you
have seven to ten days, and then you have the
funeral and you're in that period of mornings.

Speaker 14 (15:27):
I encourage people to create an altar space, have a
candle and a photo and flowers, and then when the
ashes have returned home, that's a profound moment and opportunity
to really honor the bereavement process through a ceremony, particularly
for families with young children.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
That makes sense.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Was we had a terrible time my youngest son, Dom's
twenty first birthday party. So we've set up the everything,
his mates are coming around in a few hours and
then Dom comes upstairs in his ashen face, and I said, well,
what's the matter, mate, And he said, fizzle.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
The cat, the family cat that had died on his
floor right there.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
And then I said, ah, I'd just literally seen the cat,
probably an hour before, you know, and it was a
grumpy cat, you remember, Fizzle, just grumpy. And I said,
but I just saw her. And then we went down
to his room. Sure enough, she was dead on the floor.
She just died, dropped dead. And then people were coming
around and we just sort of helen Dom and myself

(16:27):
to sat there just shocked, you know, and there were tears.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
It was such an emotional time for young Dom.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
But we in my day, my dad used to make
jokes about, you know, getting a car battery and throwing
the cat in the river and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
That was the.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
We're open to acknowledging now and companies have bereavement care.
Companies allowed you to take some time off work if
you need to. And during the during COVID, our animals
got us through. I think we acknowledged the relationship we
have with our pets a lot more now. But she
was so thoughtful. She's been with families through all of
this and what she had to say was so interesting.

(17:04):
So that's Guballet chattery. Wherever your podcasts on iHeartRadio, or
you can just listen to it on double Chattery dot com.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Nice work, Jonesy Nations.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Let's get on down to the Jonesy demand of arms
for the loub test.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Today. Giving your kids money early, does it pass the
pub test.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Lots of families are doing this. Cashed up baby boomers
are giving their kids money because they see how hard
it is for kids to get into the housing market,
to make ends meet, to pay grocery bills, to be
able to rent a place. Everything so much harder than
it was for former generations. Having said that, here's what
Koshi is saying. He's saying people should rethink transferring their

(17:43):
well to their kids because he said his generation is
putting their retirement lifestyles at risk. And when he says
life styles, I don't just think he means having a
holiday on the riviera. He says, no one wants to
see their children struggle. But I'm a little concerned that
guilt ridden baby boomer parents could end up putting their
retirement at risk by digging a little too deep. Don't
compromise your retirement and your life because your kids are

(18:05):
putting pressure on you when they're trying to build their
own life. You owe your kids a good education, a
stable family life if you can, and a good upbringing.
But you're not obligated to pass on money before you die,
especially if it affects your retirement life. And this is
very interesting because what I'm discovering. My dad has just
moved into aged care. We have cares at home to

(18:26):
help cali. It's very it's all incredibly expensive.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
We've got a lot of cares in your life.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
We all imagine that we all are in rude, good
health until we're ninety and we fall asleep and die
in our own beds. That's what we or else you
don't get out of bed in the morning if you
don't picture that as your future. That's what you want,
that's what you want, But we're naive to think that
that's how it's going to go. You may need more
money in the later end of your life than you realize.

(18:53):
That'd be my message.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
But at the same time, if you can afford it
and you want to be generous to your kids, that's fine, eik,
it's you.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
You might need it.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
But if your kids start demanding I want this, like
Jinna Reinhart's kids did, remember they wanted their trust early.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
I don't come at that like I'm happy to be
generous with my kids on my.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Own that, but I don't think there should be an
expectation the other way around.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
A lot of comments cams with well, a lot of
comments here is saying Koshi's out of touched is up?

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Koshi?

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Your generation bought houses on quarter acre blocks for seven
dollars fifty says one of the comments. Whereas my kids
will probably have to spend their lives running a dog box.
But it's not just about whether you're choosing to. You
may not realize how much money you might need to retire.
So where do you put yourself? As they say, it's
nice to give with a warm hand and help your
kids while you're still alive and while they're younger and

(19:45):
need it. But I wonder if you're letting yourself down,
how do you feel? This is what we're going to
We're going to phrase it like this, giving your kids
money early? Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 13 (19:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Jam Chelsea and a Man, Well, our book is out today.
This is a big, big day. Pump up the jam.
Twenty years of Jersey in a Man and.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
I'm holding the book as we speak, as I said,
decades of gaps, unforgettable moments. It says he from Australia's
favorite radio duo. But I think we're in here as well.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, you're doing it like when we do an interview
with someone and it's published by.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
And the font is fabulous. I read it almost big
fonts in there, tell you. But look there's it's a
big picture book. Ye, there's lots of stuff in here you.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Can it's interactive as well.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
It's interactive and there's stuff you could take home.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
There's recipes.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Let me explain the recipes as you've described this, Brendan
as like remember the old annual, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
The school not the school annually, bumper annual. Yeah, you
get them. Do the kids get that?

Speaker 1 (20:42):
These days they don't. But that's what this is. Is
so much in it. It's chocolate block, including a recipe
from me, my cup of soup recipe. Do want me
to read it to you?

Speaker 9 (20:51):
Now?

Speaker 1 (20:51):
The recipe, find your favorite mug, open the soup packet,
empty the contents into the mug. I'm going quickly, but
the recipe is printed.

Speaker 3 (20:57):
See yeah, I'm writing this.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
Add hot water and stir, serve and enjoy because that's
what we have some winter morning detailed rest. It was
like an old people's home in here when we have that.
But there's pictures of us drinking each other's blood. That
what about this? This is where it's interactive. These there
are some bar codes what are they called.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Q R codes barcades when you buy the book.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
This is when there's pictures of us are doing our
radio show underwater and I'm going to do it. Let's
do this as we speak, so let me find. Let's
be finding.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
Don't take a picture of it.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Right, So there's a barcode and let's have a listen.
This has just come up on my phone. Our underwater fight.

(21:59):
So I just got that from a book. So there's
a cup of super recipe and there's.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
That the details again you open the sash, is that.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
They get yeahs out today twenty years of Jersey Demanda
Sham Notion podcast.

Speaker 13 (22:20):
When God.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Right now, I'm taking.

Speaker 11 (22:26):
Your windowsick your head on a yell.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Down at the jonesy demand of arms. The pub test today,
giving your kids money early? Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 12 (22:38):
Well?

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Koshi has come out saying we should rethink this, that
many baby boomers have this feeling and their kids might
be pressuring them too, to hand over some cash before you,
before you've passed away. And he's saying, rethink transferring your
wealth to your kids, because you may be interfering with
your own your own retirement lifestyle. He's saying, guilt ridden

(23:01):
baby boomer parents want to help their kids, but they
could be putting their own later years at risk. You
shouldn't feel obliged to pass on money. Says You've given
them an education, a stable family life, a good upbringing,
but you may need that money. I know that we
have cares at home with Harley. My dad's just gone
into aged care. End of life. I'm not saying Harley's there,

(23:21):
but end of life experience. Our aged life is much
more expensive than we think it will be, and particularly.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Compared to the old days.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
You know, it wasn't as expensive back in the old
days as far as age care and those things.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
And looking after our loved ones. These days it's, you know,
it's everything is just so much more expensive. So yes,
I'm sure we'd all like to give our kids a
leg up, but don't forget yourself in the process. Giving
your kids money early. Does it pass the pub test.

Speaker 9 (23:50):
If you've got the money, go ahead and do it.
But if you're in my situation where my husband had
a failed business and my super is the only one
we've got and the house we live in, then I
can't give my kids any money. I can give them
a house to live in until they can afford their own,
because it's big.

Speaker 16 (24:04):
Enough, but I can't give them cash, and I shouldn't
be expected to.

Speaker 9 (24:07):
I sold my home years ago for the whole caneps
of giving my kills around our head shart with a deposit.

Speaker 8 (24:14):
Even now, they still can't buy a home with over
one hundred.

Speaker 10 (24:18):
Thousand dollars each.

Speaker 9 (24:19):
So I think it's a bit of fifty fifty.

Speaker 16 (24:22):
No, it doesn't pass the pub test because I think
kids these days don't appreciate the value of money.

Speaker 8 (24:29):
And then I'll just go and spend it on what
it was.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
But you know, that first call was interesting because you
might think, oh, my husband's gone business. We're all set
for our retirement.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
He loses the business, and then all of a sudden,
you're eating soup, a cup of soup.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
There's a recipe in a book that I know.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Could you give me the recipe again?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
So you get a sash a Brendan. It's in the book.
You'll have to buy the book.

Speaker 10 (24:50):
Lisis.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
We were talking before about leaving your leaving money to
your kids. Not leaving it to them, but giving it
to them while you're still alive. Warren Buffett is one
of the richest men in the world. He's worth one
hundred and twenty billion dollars. He says he's leaving nothing
to his kids. He's in his nineties now. He's leaving
nothing his kids, but he will leave money to their
charitable foundations. He's lived a lot of money philanthropy.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
You'd have to make something up when you because dad's out.
On top of everything.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
You've got a shoe line for charity, Human Charity, for
the piece for the kids in love Garsen Strips.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
Gars and strip But this is I was reading about
how he lives his life because, as I said, he
is in he's ninety three. Warren Buffett eats like a
six year old child. Oh, he doesn't eat a six
year old child.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
He eats like a size He's one of the lizard
people that we've heard about.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Maybe he is. This is what he does every morning.
He has breakfast at McDonald's. He said when stocks are down,
I get a two ninety five breakfast. When they're up,
I get a three dollars seventeen one treat yourself. He's
done that every day for fifty four years, so that
means he's had over nineteen thy seven hundred McDonald's breakfasts.

(26:04):
His daily menu five regular cokes, not diet coke, really
regular cokes. McDonald's sausage and egg I love those sausage
and egg things. Peanut brittle for lunch, ice cream for dinner.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Is ice cream for dinner?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Well, no, he eats probably dinner, but has ice cream
as well. He's not concerned about all this stuff. That's
what's so interesting about him. So they say here exercises, says,
I walk when I have to, But sleep is his
big thing. Eight hours, non negotiable. When they say diet advice,
he said, well, if I'm having two hundred calories and exercise,
I'm three calories ahead.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
I eat what I like.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
So someone here has done the maths. Two hundred and
fifty two grams of sugar a day. That's seven times
more than is recommended seven hundred calories a day from
Coca cola. He eats no vegetables. He's ninety three years old.
This man is defying biology. That's what they say. Doctors
are baffled. Perfect blood work. He reads five hundred pages
a day. He works twelve hours a day.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Five hundred pages a day.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yeah, of what well of business journals? Presumably business, business
and business, children's charity, business. He drinks more coca cola
than water. But his mental sharpness is elite, and they're
saying it's amazing because that sugar intake should horrify most people.
So what's going on here? They're saying that he gets

(27:22):
eight hour sleeper night, he has no late dinners, he
has no early meetings, and he says sleep beats diet.
So the experts are saying, what's going on here? He
isn't proof They say that junk food is healthy, but
he is proof that health isn't just about diet and exercise.
A lot of these moguls are doing all this biotechnology
to prolong their lives. He's saying it's about something simple.

(27:44):
He loves his work, he has zero stress, he gets
deep sleep, and he lives with childlike game, a childlike joy.
They say it's a mental game, not just a physical.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Look Michael Mosley. You know the five to two guy,
meaning what well head that you know? The whole five
to two diet.

Speaker 1 (28:03):
Thing passes away on holidays in Greece.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
And he was like, middle age, this is how we go.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Genetics count for a lot of it, I'm sure, but
these people who turn themselves inside out to sleep in
biospheres and all of this to prolong their lives. Look
at him, gets at our sleep at night. It's like
a kid. Take that information and do it with it
what you will.

Speaker 12 (28:24):
Okay, Jonesy and Amanda podcast, What have you done?

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Have we got to lay on in case? Amanda sweat?

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Today is a big day, twenty years of Jonesy, Demanda,
pump up the jam.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
Our book drops today.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Drops today. You can get it from book Topyo, you
can get it wherever they sell this book.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
We're just perusing the pages. You've got your detailed super recipe.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
It's cup of soup. Yes, in winter, I bring the
soups in and sometimes.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
We do not stop winging about that.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
Well, you say where is the soup And I say, well,
I've purchased it and it's over here, and the detailed
soup recipe. Open the packet. Look I don't have time
to go into all the details, but you pour it
out and pour some hot water in it water August.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Also in there there's audio links. You can use the
QR code and you can hear us in the book.
I will say this sex cells is their nudity.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
I'm flicking through. There's some medical nudity, medical nudity. There's
a whole chapter of your bike accidents in my various operations.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Great medical nudity, medicalsch a giant cold set.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
It's a huge cold spoon, a speature of someone giving
you a cold spoon.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Do yourself a favor, pump up the jam. It's available now.
Speaking of coming up next year, we go to the
fruited plains of Drive Time Radio and we've been getting
together getting your ideas as to what we're going to
run in the radio show.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
We took your calls yesterday. Each week we've been doing it.
Let's go over what you think we should have and
let's pick one from the dark.

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Ryan is our Thursday to Friday. Man, these days, you're
not a big fan of meals, mondays this one.

Speaker 10 (30:06):
Meals Monday to get a some restaurant turn.

Speaker 16 (30:08):
Suggest what people call Conker the following week.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
I like that idea.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
No one likes that idea.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
I do, So there might be a cup of soup.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
I'll be ballooning up and we'll go through our ideas.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Too many soups.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
We'll go through our.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Ideas right after George Harrison on Wednesdays, we take your
ideas as to what we'll be taking to the Fruit
of Plains of Drive Time Radio.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
We are going to be doing the drive Shift next year.
That's three till six. We're excited about it, and we
want you guys to love what we're doing, meaning help
us build this show together.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Largely, the ideas have been dreadful, every one of them.
Yesterday we had some ideas.

Speaker 9 (30:49):
Talking about embarrassing things.

Speaker 10 (30:51):
Kids say, where is my crush now?

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Oh my goodness, did they just say that the.

Speaker 11 (30:55):
Opportunity is bad?

Speaker 8 (30:57):
Advice segment?

Speaker 4 (30:58):
I think we should have a motorcycle segment.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Nah, come on, I think that's out of all of
those ideas, that's the best idea. Is he joking? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Like it called No, it'd be called a motorcycle segment.
It's going to be sex anyway.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Can't be like medical nudity.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
All those ideas are going to be given a corresponding number.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
And our two ideas we're just still there.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Mine is pun Hour, where you phone up and give
me a topic and I'll come up with a pun
and what's yours? Mine is love song Desecration. Yeah, so
this songs, Well, what we've done. Each of those ideas
has a corresponding number. There's a balloon with those numbers on.
It's like an Easter show game. Jones is going to
put those balloons on a coat. I'm going to be
blindfolded and throw darts at him. One of those will

(31:44):
be road tested today.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
We'll do that next on Gold Podcast seven. Hello there,
it's air light. It means we're on it.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
I know you've got a sore hand and we're just
shoving a glove onto your hand.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Truck battery on it the other day, and I think
it's and you just.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Look like oj with us trying to fit the glove
onto your hand.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Anyway, why am I here like this, Amanda?

Speaker 3 (32:08):
I'll tell you in a suit covered in balloon.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
Next year we're going to be going to the fruited
planes of the Drive Show. Actually enjoy and join us
on Instagram Live to watch what's about to unfold right now.
And we've been taking your ideas as to what you
would like to have be part of the show. So
yesterday we got these suggestions talking about embarrassing things.

Speaker 10 (32:26):
Kids say, where is my crush? Now?

Speaker 9 (32:29):
Oh my goodness, did they just say that the opportunity
is bad advice segment?

Speaker 4 (32:34):
I think we should have a motorcycle segments.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
Out of all of those ideas, that is the best idea.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Anyway, those ideas have been put onto balloons with a
corresponding number without but tell them about our Mine is
parn Hour. People call up with you know, just say
a concept and I come up with a pun.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Mine is love so desecrations. Okay, I'm talking through a balloon, right.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Right, of course you are. So what's going on? You
better close your visor and look at your shirts? What
if I throw a darning stomach? You're I've got a
blind fold stomach. I've got a I'm a close advisor. Okay,
it's open, No, it's not. I know what if I
get you? Oh my god, I'm going to get you
in the stuf. Now shut up. I'm not going to

(33:20):
throw it at your bear stomach.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
My stomach's a bear.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
There's no neck protection either, is that?

Speaker 3 (33:26):
We go?

Speaker 1 (33:26):
There?

Speaker 5 (33:26):
We go?

Speaker 3 (33:28):
This is okay, there's a lot of action in that.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
I'm going to put a blindfold off. Close your visor.
All right, I've got a blindfold. I've got darts.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
This feels fraud.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
It does actually call out, so I know what direction
you're in. All right?

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Is everyone else safe?

Speaker 5 (33:47):
You are good to go?

Speaker 10 (33:48):
Here?

Speaker 4 (33:49):
We go?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Where to go?

Speaker 5 (33:51):
All right? That that hit Jonesy's like elbow?

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Okay, all right?

Speaker 5 (33:55):
Close?

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Okay, it bounced off a balloon. I could hear it.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
And there's just a distinct lack of protection going on.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Okay, remember condom?

Speaker 16 (34:07):
Where to go?

Speaker 3 (34:08):
That was the floor?

Speaker 1 (34:09):
You know, that was just to breathe and just throw
you ready, just.

Speaker 7 (34:13):
Go for it?

Speaker 10 (34:13):
Here?

Speaker 5 (34:14):
It is no miss, you got to go right angle right.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Over there, my pointing a little bit more.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
No other way, No, no, that's their demanda right.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Who there go? Okay, ready, right right? Where's the darts here?

Speaker 10 (34:32):
There?

Speaker 1 (34:33):
I feel like I feel like I'm in anchor Man
when he went blind and ate a lobster for his tooth.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Brother, right.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Happened?

Speaker 3 (34:40):
Then you need to turn yourself. Well, I can't blindfolded right.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Point point me there, how about there?

Speaker 3 (34:50):
That's that's there?

Speaker 5 (34:51):
Yeah there there, Oh that's that's close.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Okay, you're ready, this will be around.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Come on, this is going to go forever.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Where did I look? You can hear them bouncing off balloons?

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Yeah, thank you?

Speaker 5 (35:07):
J Yeah okay one that was hit his what number?
Taking the sheet?

Speaker 7 (35:14):
Now?

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Motorbike segment.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
On?

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Yes? Oh no, yes, well how does that work? What
does it even mean?

Speaker 2 (35:24):
It means people can ring up and tell us about
their motorcycle. My god, their first motorcycle.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
I'm just going to put these darts into my own ease.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Their last motorcycle, the motorcycle they would dream of.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
We're going to come up with a snappy name though
for it.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
It's been cooled. It's going to be motorcycle segment. And
it's going to be as boring as it because.

Speaker 3 (35:40):
The guy, the dude, when he rang yesterday, what did
he say? He said, it's there Ryan somewhere.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
I'm sure, Oh yeah, here we go.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
I think we should have a motorcycle or segment.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Well, pure poetry after eight o'clock. I'm a woman of
my word. That's what the dart has chosen. We're in
a test run. What about sled motorcycle segment?

Speaker 3 (36:02):
Or show us you show us.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
We're on radiosis instance and Amanda's get.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Your motor running. Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
You can pass If you don't know an answer, We'll
come back to that question of time Pervince. You get
all the questions right, you win one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
This happened to Jeremy earlier in the week. He won
a thousand dollars and we urged him to try to
double his money with a bonus question. He got two
thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
He said he's not here to make love with the ratnids,
and he won the two thousand dollars he did.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
So let's see how we go today. We've got Darren
from Gladesville. Hello, Darren, Hi, guys, good morning, Good morning Darren.
You all set yep, yep, already block and roll. Let's
get those listening ears on. We've got ten questions sixty seconds.
If you're not sure, say passed. We might be able
to come back. Okay, okay, Saron, here we go. Question

(36:59):
number one, what is the opposite of down? Question two,
what's Captain Cook's first name. Question three? Who sings the
song on an I like this? Question four? The Tasmanian
blue gum is a type of what three? Question five.
The GWS Giants are a team in which sporting league.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
Irf L.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Question six. Vermillion is a shade of which primary color?

Speaker 8 (37:29):
Uh red?

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Question seven? Who is the host of the podcast Archetypes?
Question eight? A xylophone belongs to what family of instruments?

(37:52):
Question nine? Where in the body would you find the tibia? Ah,
that's the leg leg? And Megan Markle is the foust
of architects.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
And you know that.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
You were so thoughtful in the way you went through it. Yes, Oh, Darren,
I'm sorry, Darren.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
The good news is that Darren.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
Motorbike episode.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Yeah, the motorbike segment, it's coming up today. We're road
testing from your ideas. We had an idea motorbike segment.
That's what you want to Shay, I leave the room,
very unsex wife to sit here through this. People love motorbikes, Darren.
Do you have a motorbike?

Speaker 1 (38:36):
Did you do you want to hear about other people
telling you?

Speaker 12 (38:40):
No?

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Let me ask this question. Do you want to hear
other people tell you about their motorbikes, Darren, Absolutely, you're weird, Mane.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
People love motorbikes.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
They are another thing that's like flatulence. Everyone wants to
do it. No one must just be a part of
it at the receiving end of it.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
I'm going to prove you wrong because that's coming out
next Baby It's Happening.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
Podcast. I put this on my INSTAA today. Someone was
saying that Kenny Loggins has a Christmas album. Why didn't
you call it into the manger Zone.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
I think he's done that before. Who Kenny? Who? He
said that? I think he said it many years ago.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
All right, why you all jazz jazz?

Speaker 3 (39:24):
I'm just saying, if you.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Don't know, why would I bother contributing any information to
this show. When you go, yeah, I knew it, heard it,
heard it, read it, you're that person I keep going
with your little show. Brendan, sorry for trying to tell
people things they may not know.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
And some jokes from a meme from twenty fifteen. Yeah,
on one Wednesday, can you.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
No stop what I'm looking at you? Come on entertain me,
Come on your turn. Seriously, maybe you shouldn't come to
the fruit of planes. You're going to ruin everything.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
On Wednesday, we take your ideas as what we will
be taking to the fruit of Plains of morning race,
what we will be taking, and we're getting.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Your ideas, and largely the ideas are dreadful. Yesterday, these
are the ideas.

Speaker 9 (40:09):
Talking about embarrassing things.

Speaker 10 (40:10):
Kids say, where is my cross share?

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Oh my goodness?

Speaker 16 (40:13):
Did they just say that the opportunity is bad?

Speaker 8 (40:16):
Advice segment?

Speaker 4 (40:17):
I think we should have a motorcycle segment. Nah.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Then for some reason, I get a jacket that's covered
in number of balloons that correspond with that list, and
then I'm blindfolded.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
But then you would die.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
I'm also blindfolded.

Speaker 10 (40:33):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
You don't even know what the numbers are? Why are
you blindfolded?

Speaker 1 (40:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
It makes no sense.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
This has evolved from something else. Anyway, here's what happened.

Speaker 7 (40:41):
Thank you, yay, number checking the sheet. Now, motorbike segment.

Speaker 13 (40:50):
On?

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Yes on? No, Why would we have some amusing memes
when we can have this motorbike segment motibike?

Speaker 4 (40:57):
As he said, I think we should have a motorcycle segment.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
What does it mean, Brendon? What's a motorcycle segment?

Speaker 3 (41:04):
It could be anything, Well, it needs it sexier name.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
No, no, that's what we call it.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
It's called Motorcycle Sect.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
And will you tell me what it is?

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Okay, we'll say your first motorcycle? Oh my god, what
was the first motorcycle you ever went on?

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Okay, i'll begin. My first motorcycle was an Excel to
fifty Honda. And this is going to be so that.
Now you what was the first motorcycle you ever went on? Oh?
Come on, you've been on a motorcycle?

Speaker 1 (41:28):
Boyfriend who had a bike, Yes, I went on it.
I don't know what it was, Okay the end?

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Was it big? Was it small as a jap? Was
it British?

Speaker 1 (41:37):
How would I know?

Speaker 3 (41:39):
How many cylinder does it have? How many ccs? Oh?
Come on, you're going to give some details.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
It's allowed. It would have been small. It was probably
only a two fifty or something like that.

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Brandon. Okay, anyway, barely holding it ticket.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
We've started, so now you please continue the joy that's this. Well,
there's so many things people love motorcycle.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
No, no, as I said, it's flatulent. People like telling
about it, people are doing it. No one wants to
hear it.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
And it could be your favorite motorcycle, the most reliable motorcycle,
best motorcycle in the wet.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
You keep talking, I've got all these my head in
my hands.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Look this is it.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
No, I'm not going to save you and round this
off in an entertaining old memish way you deal with it?

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Is this the main same thing again? Thirteen? Come on,
get your head out of your hands. It's not that bad.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
I like to rate.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Gem on gold.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Hello with Jonesy and Amanda Wednesday Show. We take your
ideas as to what will be bringing was to the
fruited plains of Drivetime Radio next year, buying large. Those
ideas have been dreadful. Today is no exception, and those
ideas are putting on numbered balloons. I put a jacket
on today a man to throws darts at me.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
Albeit poorly. But today you struck gold. Thank you day.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Numbers checking the sheet now, moti like.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
On yes, motorbike segma.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Just those words make it should be like show us
your sleds.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Come on, then you look at okay, your history of
you and iron motorcycles. Remember the time I took you
on the v ride when I got the v rid.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
The Harley then you v Rid Harley. When we went
out and met Metho Tom blake Town.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
You know what I remember from that day? I had shingles.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Yeah, but Metho Tom was beguiled by you?

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Was that because I had shingles and I just scratched
all day?

Speaker 3 (43:39):
What about? Okay? When I had the V eight Barbarian,
remember now, I don't that big Chevy V eight Barbarian.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
I took you a ride on that I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Remember when we did Larry and Kylie Show and to
get to the city on time, you had to come
on my ultra classic, the Big Heart.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
What I remember? And I get there, I had helmet
hair and I had to wear an unusual outfit because
I'd been on the back.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Of a b you like the frog of the Harley. Oh,
come on, the instant bussy is what you say?

Speaker 1 (44:05):
I think I said I'd like to be hit by
that bussy. So let me just say this. I'm going
to tolerate this, but I do have some rules.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
What are your rules?

Speaker 1 (44:13):
Talk to me about your bike? Sure, but when I've
had enough you'll hear this. Nah, I'll point it Ryan
and he'll play my pre recorded nut right.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Nah.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
That's what you'll hear when your time's up.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
Okay, Chris, Chris has joined us.

Speaker 11 (44:28):
Hello, Chris, Hey, you going guys?

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Tell us about tell us about your motorcycles.

Speaker 11 (44:34):
When for my fiftieth birthday, my son went out and
bought me a twenty seventeen Wall of Death Indian, one
of very very few. As a result, I gave him
my Harley Davidson great ghost you know with that is
Daniel James.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Yes, yeah, I do, yeah, yeah, go on.

Speaker 11 (44:53):
Yeah, just so that the tool of us we can
go out, we can ride together and we bond. It's
just awesome.

Speaker 10 (44:58):
It's the closest thing to.

Speaker 11 (44:59):
Flying an open, open cockpit aeroplane. Yes, you can do
open faced helmets.

Speaker 12 (45:06):
Chris.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
I did like the bonding part. I like the emotional
dear son. I enjoyed that bit. But the bikes don't
take it or leave it.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
You're not helping my case here, Chris. Mary has joined us.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
What about a lady's perspective, Mary, I think harder than
a lady on a motor motorcycles segment?

Speaker 3 (45:22):
What have you got?

Speaker 16 (45:24):
Well, actually, Amanda, you'll prefer this more than Jonesy. Last Christmas,
my loc irisl club we're doing the usual Christmas hand
raffles and didn't win one. But they also had another
promotion going where you could win Vespa scooter. Yeah, and
I thought, well, I'll fight my membership card. Tragic in
a barrel. I want?

Speaker 1 (45:46):
Do you ride it?

Speaker 16 (45:48):
Unfortunately, due to injuries and other health issues, he has
been sitting in my backyard because I can't go to
get my motorbike license.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Have a motorbike license to write a Vespa, Yeah, of
course you do.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
You've got to learn you to train it properly, how
to ride.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
And is that the sexy enough story for you? Brendan Mary,
You're not going to get a nut because I did
enjoy that story, and thank you.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
It would have been on like a j six hour
eleven hundred or something and you were twenty. Brad has
joined us. Hello Brad, this segment isn't going well, that's far.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Come on, Brad, over to you.

Speaker 10 (46:22):
I got my license. I was a long time ago,
had my licensees.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
About three days I was at a pub and a
guy was selling his one ten posty told me it
was registered, had no paperwork, so I had to go
to over and go.

Speaker 10 (46:33):
I rode to work the next morning and got pulled
over by the cops. Wasn't registered around a seventy five
dollars fine, had to sell the bike one day gone
never owned a bike since.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Now that's a good bike story, Brad, Thank you. That
is a good bike story. Motorcycle segment is living and breathing, Brad.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Before we put the kiss of death on this, we'll
just take some more calls after.

Speaker 12 (46:55):
The news Jonesy and Amanda podcast, Brandon and Levanda, and
you're on the same show.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Let's start wearing lifts.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Sound perfect.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Next your twenty twenty six of the Jones Your Demanda
Breakfast show will be no longer. It will now be
jam Nation broadcast casting on the Fruit of Plains of
Drive Time Radio going national.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
We want you to help us create this show. So
we've been taking your ideas.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Yeah, we take your ideas.

Speaker 10 (47:22):
On Wednesday, talking about embarrassing things, kids say, where is
my cross? Now?

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Oh my goodness, did they just say that?

Speaker 8 (47:29):
The bad advice segment.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
I think we should have a motorcycle or segment.

Speaker 8 (47:34):
Nah.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
These in turn put on a number of balloons on
a coat worn by me and Amanda throws ducks.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
I'm blindfolded, so it takes a while, but this is
what happened.

Speaker 7 (47:44):
Thank you to us, yay on for number checking the sheet.
Now motorbike segment.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
On Yes, I commend you on your aim. Yes today motorcycles.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
There is a rule. When I've had enough, you'll hear it. Nah, Okay,
let's begin.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
Yeah, whereas the two have we got the ar nup there?

Speaker 8 (48:05):
Nah?

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Is that you? I can't tell what's the sound effect
once you hear it. Brendon Davis joined as Hello, Dave,
save this segment. So far it's not going well.

Speaker 11 (48:14):
No, it's all good.

Speaker 10 (48:15):
I got six boorks, one for every occasion.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Good.

Speaker 11 (48:19):
So you start from your rock opping with me KDM
two hundred to me WR four fifty two my race
box CBS.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
I'm sorry, Dave. I can't even think of six occa
into the road. Six occasions is when I'm having a
fish knife.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Someone said to me the other day, why do you
have six motorcycles? And I said, well, because I used
to have eight.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Not this joy.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
Look, it's hard to stay awake. Someone is and this
is not Vicky. Okay, Vicky overhye, how are you both great?

Speaker 3 (48:49):
I'm all right, you're part of the sisterhood. Vicky, So
man's going to be less.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
I am, I am.

Speaker 13 (48:55):
I now ride an Indian chieftain.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Oh nice.

Speaker 13 (49:00):
So eighteen hundred cc Love Love Love went over to
America Road Route sixty six. Just absolutely love it. People
look at me and actually do a shop and they
see or ride a bike because I don't look like
or meet the stereotype for it. So absolutely love it.
And I've never known any human being to go out

(49:20):
on a motorbike to fall off.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
So it's just not Marvy Brendon Jones. Vicky Brendon's had
ten accidents. He falls off me and the shift of barometric.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Sweat shaft had fourteen accidents. Thank you, I have mine
just a couple of weeks ago. Jennifer in front of
about thirty people.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
He's another woman.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
I wasn't even on a motorbike. You just fell over.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Jennifer's part of your root sixty six Jennifer over to you.

Speaker 8 (49:44):
Come on, Jennifer, this is the dumbest segment you could
have possibly chosen. It's all about making Jonesy happy, which
irritates me and me it is. And if you don't
want me to follow you to the fruited plane, son,
you have a motorcycle segment because this would actually make
me turn off.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Jennifer, thank you. This is music to my ears. It
has been a resounding success. Let's just sum it up
with Isna what else? What else done?

Speaker 2 (50:18):
I think Jennifer speaks for nearly or I didn't ask
for editorialation.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Women.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Not all ideas can be winning to start again Podcast
Toy Story five. Have you seen the shorts promo for that?
It's got that, It's got in excess, nothing never tear
us apart, and we've made You may have seen the
storyline by now. The toys are all excited and then
they get worried because what comes out of the box

(50:50):
is an iPad screen? Is it all over for the toys? See?
That's emotional, isn't it. I've been reading some information about
Finding Nemo? What about this? If the movie Finding Nemo
was scientifically accurate, Nemo's dad would have become a female
after Nemo's mother died, and then he would have mated

(51:13):
with his son. Oh goodness, as someone said here, that's
the Diddy version we ain't need. Can't all be Winner's Pixar.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Not heading to the easel with that one?

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Jam Nation twenty thousand bucks for our favorite Goolie of
the year.

Speaker 3 (51:45):
What have we got today?

Speaker 9 (51:46):
So?

Speaker 6 (51:46):
What gets my girlies is when you're watching a cooking
show like My Kitchen Rules, and you never see any
of the contestants wash or dry their hands. I mean,
they're serving food up with their hands, which is all
good and well, but at least show hygiene, you know,
before you're gonna touch food.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
It really gets my girlies to presume.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
Then wash their hands.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
How long is the show going to go for? Yeah,
those queens leaders have iron washed me hands.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
Probably I'll give everyone salmonella.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
I'll be and then I'll be on that big silver
plane going back to God's Country.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
What else have we got?

Speaker 17 (52:24):
What gets my gool is is when you clean your
teeth in your morning and you're racing out the door
and you accidentally dribble toothpaste down the front of your shirt.
So you get some water and you dab it off,
thinking that it's gone, and then it reappears later when
the shirts dry in this white, crusty toothpaste dribble right

(52:44):
down the front of your shirt, and now everyone knows
that you dribble toothpaste this morning, and you're stuck like
that all day.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
It never comes off, never comes you go to a
Logi's one top.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
I borrowed someone's dress years ago when I was working
at Summer Town's Into Wonderworld toothpaste on the big shoulder pad.
I love that country song and I tried to lick
it off, and no it didn't. Budge.

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Speaker 2 (53:33):
As we head off to the fruited planes of Drive
Time Radio next year on Wednesdays.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
We ask for your ideas. You ring up with those
ideas and buy and large. Those ideas are absolutely true.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Their number they're put onto balloons. Jonesy wears a coat
of balloons. I throw a dart today. This was the
one that won.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
I think we should have a motorcycle or segment.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
No terrible. Motorcycles are great.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Everyone has a relationship with a motorcycle, particularly in Australia.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
We have a great history of motorcycling in Australia.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
I liken it to flatulence. People want to do it,
No one wants to hear it.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Yeah, be on my bike many times and you've enjoyed.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Aoays you don't see your motorcycles motorcycles outside of a
psychiatrist office.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Ocay. I'm just saying, good for your mental health.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
What a long bows that is? It's true we don't
see Rick shaw Ryler. What does that tell you? Makes
no sense what you just said. Anyway, you think women
on bikes are sexy, so your face lit up when
Mary called, is this story sexy enough for your brendan?

Speaker 16 (54:39):
Last Christmas? My like we're doing the usual raffles.

Speaker 9 (54:44):
Do you ride it?

Speaker 16 (54:45):
Unfortunately, due to injuries and other health issues, has been
sitting in my backyard because I can't.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Ah, was it sexy enough for your brandan?

Speaker 10 (54:55):
Ah ah ah ah, right.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
Friday, yet that's enough.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
We'll be back again tomorrow. I can't believe it's.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Friday or right day tomorrow you flashback.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
Yeah, he Goo has arrived.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Slag with Gold's twenty five Christmas Free from nine with
Higo and we'll be back from six to night from
jam Nation. Wouldn't be a rickshaw, that's STI will see then.
Good day to you, Well, thank god, that's over.

Speaker 11 (55:24):
Good bite, good bite, Wipe the two.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
From your eyes.

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