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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the Free iHeart app. Well,
what a show today.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Jenna, our social media guru, our social media dipstick, is
going to be joining us. The Bachelor has chosen his partner,
the Lovely Sonny. A lot of discourse around this has
not been nice, A lot of it has been racially inappropriate.
Jenna has had to modify our own socials, let alone
how the programs socials have been dealing with this. Jenna's
going to talk to us about that.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Also, Jack Whitehall will be joining us. He's got a
new project coming up with David d'covny from The X Files.
I'm looking forward to catch out with him.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Tribal Drum is beating for my kid's weirdo toy woman
has shared a video of her daughter's obsession with the
Dead Siricada and.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
The pub test. Recreating dead love ones.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
On your iPhone?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Does it pass the pub test? That's all coming up
on jam Nation. A miracle of recording. We have so
many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Mistress Amanda and ms Keller. Amanda doesn't work alone. Friend
is in a backroom making the tools of the train.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I've been doing a legendary part.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Jonesy, Amanda the actress.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Congratulations brother, right now, Josey and Amanda, you're doing a
great job.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
An silky giant good good radio.

Speaker 6 (01:41):
Sorry but it's a tongue twist set and Amanda's shoot time.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
We're on there. Some the money to you. Amanda.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Hello, how are you?

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Four weeks Togo of our breakfast radio show.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I've just been enjoying it each morning when I ride in,
and I'm just enjoying doing it.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
My dog woke me up early this morning. She doesn't
normally do that. She sleeps on the bedroom floor, but
she had a haircut yesterday and I had the ceiling
fan on. I think maybe it was a bit chilly,
for it is flomping around all over the floor. I've
been awake since two. Oh goodness, I know I have
a quick snooze now you talk.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
I was feeling good about the whole radio show and stuff,
and I've really enjoyed. I always enjoyed doing this show,
and I knew that one day we'd have to move
somewhere else, and we are. Next year, we're going to
the fruited plains of Drive Time Radio.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
For that, and we are looking forward to truly we are.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
I just had one of those days yesterday.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I was feeling very sentimental about the show and I
had to drop my motorcycle off to get tire on it,
and I dropped it into a mates bike shop Timmy,
and Timmy comes out and he's standing there and he says,
no Kyle and Jackiell and I went yeah, and he said,
what's one? I six point five? And I said, well,
that's kiss and he said aren't they on two day
af him?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
And I said, mate, they've been there for eleven.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Years, long than that.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
And then he looked at me and he said I
was listening to them this morning. I went yes, and
he said they're really good.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
And I said, Timmy, you've just dropped your business at
his place. Maybe you should have.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
You do realize that we are the opposite, and then
you can see when oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I made
no worries.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Anyway.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
I go to get into an uber to go home,
and I get in the uber and the driver says
to me, he says, Jonesy yes, mate, he has Yeah,
And I said, oh, you're listening to Triple M.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Yes, don't worry.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
I only listen to them after nine because I like
their music and a fair enough And I suppose that's
after you've listened to us, And heyes, No, I listened
to two k y A big sports breakfast. Wellf me, Yeah,
and I sentimentality.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
That's a bad day.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
It's one of those things, isn't it just happens? It
just happen.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Next time, you'll drop your real business on the pavement
outside his business, his bike business.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Well, when someone's working on the front wheel of a motorcycle,
you don't make jokes, No, you placate there. Have you've
seen Mad Max? What happens to Jim Goose?

Speaker 1 (03:59):
No?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Oh, come on, you know no, I don't know. Action
Pact Shataday. Jack Whitehall is going to be joining.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
We love Jack Whitehell. He's a standup comedian. He does
a fantastic show. He does troubles with his very eccentric father.
He's acting in a new show with David d'kovny and
it's a serious psychological thriller and he plays a menacing nanny.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
You know, I would say this to Jack, he doesn't
look he has any menace in his body at all,
so that'd be interesting.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah, well he's an actor, I guess. Let's see how
he goes.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
What about Instagram that makes us return yesterday two thousand dollars?

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Whoa right on the edge.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Of our seat type of stuff there? And we can't
do anything until we do the magnificent set.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Question one, what do you call frozen water?

Speaker 3 (04:41):
To Cinder, it's our EP's birthday, Yes.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
It is, and you remind her of that by saying, Hey,
birthday girl, where's a rundown birthday?

Speaker 7 (04:49):
Girl?

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Her birthday?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
So you've yield birthday girl in an impersonal way, in
a face to kill you to get.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Us the rundown happy birthday to sind it today.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
You let her have a birthday with that? Oh she
we love her very much.

Speaker 8 (05:06):
She is.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
She is one of the top people on this show.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
She's exactly.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Is Brian Ryan with a bee. And then you you
fit in there, someway, you be down there the order
a bit? Are you the main game?

Speaker 1 (05:24):
I love listening to you children chatter.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Let's get into the magnificence seven seven questions.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Could you go all the way and answer all seven
questions correctly. If you do that a man known.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Board non birthday boy, get on with it might be
that or Wayne of living everyone?

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Wayne? It might be Wayne's birthday. Wouldn't that be great?

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Not today? Well, let's see if we can get you
does if we get you through the mag seven question
one for you Wayne, there's a tough one. What do
you call frozen watery?

Speaker 3 (05:56):
We need your birthday Wayne?

Speaker 8 (06:00):
And day?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Oh it's not too far away? Is it hard having
a birthday at that time of you? You get one
present and that's.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
It your birthday Christmas?

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Yeah, I've got friends who kind of crossed their legs
so the babies wouldn't be born over that time. Keept
the stockings on so that yeah, because it's hard one
present for birthday and Christmas?

Speaker 3 (06:23):
They kept their stockings on.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Oh you know, no trying and keep the baby.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yeah? Okay does that work?

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Obviously? Not for Wayne's mum.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
In cooking? What does the phrase to nuke it mean? Mica?
That's it.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Let's play sing it back way. Here's a song by
Kylie Ray Jebson. When she stops singing, it's over to you. Wayne,
He's one number.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
I just meet you well, happy birthday for Boxing Day.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah, happy birthday, Wayne. At least the cricket starts on
your birthday. We go to Bruce, if you might, We
have to now hello Bruce.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Is it your birthday today?

Speaker 3 (07:19):
When's where's your birthday? The radio?

Speaker 1 (07:22):
You slagase?

Speaker 3 (07:23):
What you get on the Big Sports Breakfast? When is it?
J okay competition?

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Is it your birthday?

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Uh? See it? Back to me.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
All you have to do is pick up the lyrics
of this song by Carlie ray Jepsen.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Toll me maybe slightly done, Bruce, Calie Ray, this is
a multiple choice for you. Bruxism is known as the
involuntary clenching of what hands, teeth or buttocks?

Speaker 3 (08:05):
I had no hands, So happy birthday for next June, Bruce.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Come on, this is the kind of radio you mock
people for and you know it well.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Come on listen people listening to Kyle and Jackiel or
the Big Sports Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
We've got four weeks aget.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
So we're going to ask everyone when their birthdays out?

Speaker 3 (08:23):
How does it matter?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Podcast? The Magnificent Seven roped a question before it's going
to a Leisha in Wilton High a Lisha.

Speaker 9 (08:33):
Good morning you two, how are you boring?

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Very well?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Thank you? Bruxham is known as the involuntary clenching of
what is it teeth or is it buttocks? It is teeth,
it is teeth.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Sony Pictures has acquired the rights to make a movie
based on which popular toyl It's.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
A toy that everyone's going mad for at the moment.

Speaker 10 (08:53):
No, they're hideous.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
What sort of film would a La Boo Boo make? Seriously?

Speaker 10 (09:00):
Horror film?

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Horror horror film?

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah, like Gremlins?

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah, maybe, yes, definitely. Question six for you cloon as
in the Fragrance is named after which European city where
it was first created? A hello, Yes, that question is a.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Straightforward We're just wasting.

Speaker 10 (09:22):
Who was absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Well, you're not listening to the Big Sports Breakfast. That's
a good thing.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
We are listening to you guys and cannot wait to
join you on the Fruit of Plains in the afternoon.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
I love that. Alicia, thank you.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Who was the first person to be evicted from The
Big Brother House.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
I don't watch The Big Brother House take a common
man's name, but this would be great.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Nick?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
No, no, Nick?

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Well so close. Susan's in Port Hacket.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Hello, Susan, do you know who is the first person
to be evicted from the Big Brother House?

Speaker 11 (10:04):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 9 (10:05):
It's Michael.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Michael.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
He was the single dad with strong opinions in a
big personality. His business card currently we're in two K
one big breakfast. Susan, congratulations, look at you. You've come
from nowhere, this young woman. Three hundred dollars a Mason
card coming away. Great deals on a Mason Mobile and
home Internet plans are double pass to the Sydney Good

(10:29):
Food and Wine Shope Christmas Market. You can get tickets now,
by the way, and Jonesy demanded characters vied to color
and some standard pencils. Susan, can I just ask you
when is your birthday?

Speaker 12 (10:38):
It's the fifteenth of April.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Okay, Lalarian.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
You want to put that in your book, Brendan the
other with your birthday book the birthday.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
We've got a cav ideas for next year.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
When's your birthday? Is not going to be coming to
the Fruited Plains hopefully, Susan wil Though.

Speaker 10 (10:55):
Good Susan, thank you so much, Thank you, Amanda.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
She didn't really answer that question, then, did she?

Speaker 7 (11:01):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
Is Your Drag Name? Frindover Hailey Davidson, Color Sachems. I've
read that.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Out without pre realy combing through the jermink Our Big
Book of Musical Facts?

Speaker 3 (11:20):
What about this? On this day?

Speaker 2 (11:22):
In nineteen eighty eighty, ac DC released you Shook Me
All Night Long?

Speaker 3 (11:27):
What about that song?

Speaker 2 (11:28):
They're currently on tour, coming to Sydney this weekend on
Friday night.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
I'm going to go along.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
There have they been in Melbourne? I saw footage of
RO Melbourne, first time in Australia in ten years, and
it looked incredible.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
They brought out something they haven't performed for thirty.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Four years, jail break.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Excuse the recording of this is just sent to me
just on a mobile phone, so the quality is not great.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Why don't they normally do that?

Speaker 3 (11:58):
I think it's from the Bond Scott era. They don't do.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Long Way to the stuff.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
No, they don't do long Way to the top because
it was Bond Scott's stuff and this was a Bond
Scott's song, so.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
They Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
I would be hoping maybe get some old school stuff
from Brian. Maybe we could get.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Don't do it? Maybe don't do it?

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Would you like to hear it?

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Don't do it?

Speaker 2 (12:18):
What about his song for Hoover vacuum cleaners, You come
back from Whom Bob.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
It's a beautiful line.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
You play this at least once a week.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Hit All sleeps are so sleeps? Rush to where Brian
changing a bag easy? I say, it just works.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Too changing your bag. I've never heard it since so eloquently.
What are we going to play more of the ad?
At least you're not going to get on a rundele
more with John Farner.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
This is great gem Nations in the spotlight on our
socials from Digital Jenna, our social media dipsticks.

Speaker 13 (13:07):
Jenna and cats Snapjack. She's a social media girl. We'll
like to call her social media.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
Jenna. Hello, Jenna Hello. We're going to talk about something
that you brought up from our socials and the bigger
picture here is that the Golden Bachelor Bear and his
chosen one Sonny went public yesterday saying, yes, we can
now finally reveal where a couple we're in love. We
can now get on and live our lives. We've had
to have a relationship in secrets since the show wrapped.

(13:40):
And all of that. Most people thought he would picture Nette,
not the blonde, a very smart, lovely blonde woman. People
assumed he would have chosen what people think is the
traditional choice for a man like Bear. This is what's interesting.
Her Sonny's daughter Chloe, took to Socials just like a

(14:03):
week ago and said that her mother, because she's Asian,
has copped a lot of vilification.

Speaker 5 (14:08):
Being Australia with an Asian mom, I have seen makeser
in so much racism and so obviously you know herming
on the show. I was terrified for that from the
possible contestants and the Australian public.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
And it's just worse.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
Than I could have imagined, Like, especially because I thought
there would be at least some moderation from Town on nine,
Like it's actually a joke, like top comments with you know,
a hundred likes, and they just leave it that, like
it is not okay. And obviously, you know white boomers, unfortunately,
you're gonna expect a lot of racism amongst that group.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
So maybe I should have known, but.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
It is horrible.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah, so she was expecting that Channel nine would at
least moderate some of those comments, but how awful those
comments existed at all, and Jenna, you said, this is
appalling that you've seen the same thing on our social yea.

Speaker 6 (15:02):
So yesterday we posted the announcement that there in Sunny
that Bear had and Sunny unfortunately I expected, which is
really sad, a few comments, so I knew that I
had to moderate closely. But the amount of disgusting comments
we received was really honestly appalling, and I don't want

(15:25):
to repeat any of them because that honestly unacceptable.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
When you moderate stuff, what do you actually do? You
just delete them or no?

Speaker 6 (15:35):
So in this case, I hide them because whenever I
delete something, then the person will go back to the
post to see if it's been deleted. If it's been deleted,
then they'll blow up, saying that we're silencing them or whatever.
If it's hidden, they can still see the comment, but
nobody else can.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Normally, when at the end of these sorts of shows,
if you'd chosen someone and someone wanted the brunette or
someone thought someone else should have got it, there might
be some discussion. But it's not this kind of vilification,
is it. No, not like this.

Speaker 6 (16:05):
The comments that we've been getting have been very personal,
very very racist, and unfortunately they've received a lot of
likes these individual comments, and yes there's the odd you know,
Sonny doesn't deserve this and all that, but the majority
of them it was very eye opening.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yeah, and tell you what, Ray, So I always thought
that Jeanette was the right guy.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
This is what we were saying. Yes, so we're kind
of conditioned to on these shows maybe and Big Brother,
all those shows, everything where Australia votes. No, we're not
voting on this, but our normal choices fall back on
those traditional results.

Speaker 2 (16:45):
Those are the sort of comments you keep to yourself.
You don't go and post publicly.

Speaker 6 (16:49):
Yeah, under your public name, yourself.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Say to your mates on the building side or whatever,
or the ladies at the tea rep or.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Just shut your pie hole, Shut your pie hole. I'm
stunned at this. Thank you, Jenna, and thank you for
moderating our socials in a way that Channel nine hasn't. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Absolutely, you see stuff that we don't have to see
and we thank you for that.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Jenna. Jenna's like a sacrificial anahete.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
But it's interesting that you know that. What an awful
insight as to what a big part of Australia.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
You just keep that stuff for yourself. You know, we
don't just say stuff willy nilly on the radio. I
know it seems like we do, but we don't. We
filter ourselves, do you?

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Thank you? Jenna Jones jam Nation.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Let's get on down to the Jonesy the man of
Arms for the pub test. And this one's an interesting one,
recreating dead loved ones as it passed the pub test.
I'm not suggesting here that you've become Frankenstein and you're
digging up your dead relatives from the grave.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
This is an AI version you have on your mind.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Slab.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
This is from a man called Callum Worthy. He's a
Canadian Disney actor and he's now in his thirties. He
started a video. We shared a video promoting a new
app that he's co founded called two Way to the
Number two and a Wai. Now I'll tell you about
the advertisement. It shows a pregnant woman talking to her
mother on a video call, receiving advice about her pregnancy.

(18:18):
As the video goes on, it becomes clear the mother
is no longer alive, but she's able to chat to
her grandson as he grows, and then the adult version
of the grandson calls her to tell his late grandmother
that he's expecting his first baby.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
Right.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
So, at the end of the video we see how
the app works well. While the mother was still alive,
her daughter filmed her.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
Okay, Mamma, I just need a quick video because it's
like an audition or something.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
No, Mom, just three minutes.

Speaker 5 (18:44):
You need my best say I complete the piano talents.

Speaker 9 (18:50):
I am, I'm absolutely I'm your mother after a luch.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Is this some sort of audis? Yes, for when you're dead,
So as Ai does. It will take all her language,
will take all her visuals, and therefore you can generate
conversations with your dead loved ones on your phone. Ah,
my mum has passed away. I every day I think
how I would love to talk to her. Yeah, but

(19:16):
I as tempting as it would be, I wouldn't feel
comfortable doing this. How about you with you my dad?

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Yeah, no way. I used to love having chats with
my dad. Would always have great chats. And he's been
dead since twenty fourteen.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
But I've got there's sometimes in the system here, there's
a call that we made to him on Father's Day.
And sometimes just for my own thing, I'll listen to
it and even that feels weird just listening to that
conversation you and I had with Dad and like it's
like voice answering machine messages and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
But this is the thing we come to terms with
the cycle of life and it's a very hard lesson
to learn, but we appreciate. But how you move on
from these things? Does this help or hinder?

Speaker 2 (19:59):
But as far as auditioning your own not auditioning, but
lady she's auditions, do you film her for three minutes?

Speaker 3 (20:07):
You know what happened to me and get the role
I'd get.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Offh of Ginsburg to play you your kids?

Speaker 3 (20:13):
You're in the mixed blended, but we've gone with our show.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
How do you feel about this creating dead loved ones
via AI for your phone? What it'd be a comfort?
Or would it not? Does it pass the pub Testma
Sham Notion podcast Jon.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
Kale was just meant to be a decoration.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
You don't know where you heard that fun fact on
this very show When I told you that, where did
you say you don't listen to a word I sung it?

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Sorry? What did you say? Hello? There?

Speaker 2 (20:39):
It was nice to be on the TV with you
promoting Pump Up the Jam, our twentieth anniversary Christmas Annual book.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
We're on Channel seven with Kylie and Larry's today. Yes,
our book actually comes out on the twentieth to Pump
Up the Jam, celebrating the twenty years of our Breakfast show.
You can preorder it now from book Topia.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
What I noticed when we were on Larry and Kylie's
show yesterday is they brought up some dancing.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
You're not just my dance. Well, we looked at your
dancing next to Robert for dancing with the Start.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
A lot of people are saying next Cannick.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
No one's saying that.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
I'm not saying.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
But then they bought up you, and I thought those
your dancing can be sealed like the Epstein files.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
We're never going to see the light of Dale. But
there it is. There's you dancing. And you know what
I thought you did? All right?

Speaker 1 (21:26):
It sounded a little jazz I'm a little.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
No, I'm not jazzed, but pulling some faces.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
I thought you did very you like to own the
dance floor, not at.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
All, not at all.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
But you know that's uh, you know, maybe are there
more of your dances?

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Let's not because this going, Brandon, let's not you can
have the dance floor. It's yours. You and Irwin can
fire out, You and Irwin fight.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
I think it needs more investigation.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Coming up next to the pub test, recreating you did
loved ones on your phone? Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 11 (22:03):
Jam, I want right now crazy going your windows, stick
your head.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
On a yell.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
The pub test today? Recreating dead loved ones? Does it
pass the pub test. We're not suggesting you become doctor
Frankenstein and you're digging up your loved ones from the
grave and putting them on a slab.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
You're doing it with AI thanks to a new app
that has been advertised. He's well, I'll tell you what
the ad shows. It's a woman on a video call
talking to her mother about her pregnancy. The video goes on,
the grandchild talks a lot to the grandmother. Then the
grandchild is a grown man explaining to grandma, who hasn't
aged funnily enough, that he's having a baby. That's because

(22:50):
Grandma in real life has passed away. And this is
all AI. Here is how they suggest you record them.

Speaker 14 (22:57):
Okay, mom, I just need a quick video because it's
like an audition or something, No, Mom, just three minutes.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
You need my best, say.

Speaker 14 (23:06):
I can play the piano talent, I am, I'm absolutely,
I'm your mother.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
After all, I don't know what if?

Speaker 1 (23:14):
What if you're struggling with the loss of a parent,
What if you had a difficult relationship with your parent.
I'm playing Devil's advocate here. Could this be something to
help soothe you a nice parent in a therapy session?

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Yeah, mum or dad was a bit of an ahole.
You could actually make them be nice. That'd be something different.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Well maybe? Or is it horrifically creepy recreating dead loved
ones on your phone? As it past the pub test.

Speaker 9 (23:37):
Having a photo around, having them in your memory is enough.

Speaker 10 (23:40):
Recreating them on your phone it's.

Speaker 9 (23:42):
Like retherrecting it dead.

Speaker 15 (23:43):
Why can't you just let them rest in peace?

Speaker 7 (23:45):
So to me, it doesn't pass the pub test.

Speaker 11 (23:47):
I love my loved ones honously, but to recreate a
video of them, I think is just a touch creepy.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
So for me, no, it doesn't pass the pub test.

Speaker 12 (23:58):
I find it very creepy, and I'd like to remember my.

Speaker 9 (24:01):
Loved one as they are and not as a fake,
artificial computer generated person.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yeah, my kids been not stop filming me all the time.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
Well, we've got enough of that in here, but we
might create you in a nice way.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Scold there. It's Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
At night when I go to bed, I look at
your status online And what do I say to you?

Speaker 1 (24:25):
You say, go to sleep, and I go, rack off.
I'm an adult, I'll live as I like. Sure, good night.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
And then but then I thought, let's turn it into something.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Let's make something out of you.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Let's make something out of this where I can share
the fruits of my evening scrolls. It's time once again
for Amanda's evening scroll. So these are the things I
what I discovered just scrolling last night. You know how
we always there's the myth of the drop bear. Yes,
what you tell tourists that Koala's drop out of the

(24:57):
Swedish backpackers who you might need to cuddle when I
hear the story.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Choose to wear little garments? How is Lars Well?

Speaker 2 (25:07):
The reality leaving had a great show on Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
The reality is forget drop bears. But apparently fifty five
million years ago we had drop crocs. Drop crocs five
meter long crocodiles that lived in the tree. Oh imagine
how terrifying that would be. A group of paleontologists have
unearthed Australia's oldest crocodile eggshells at a dig site. Finally
that they belonged to an ancient crocodile that's extinct. It's

(25:34):
a bizarre idea, they've said. But some of them appear
to have been terrestrial hunters in the forest, hunting like leopards,
dropping out of trees on unsuspecting things that they fancied
for dinner.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
So no reason they couldn't.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
They've got those claws and they moved quite quickly. The
only thing is climbing a tree might be hard.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
For have you seen the go and I go up
a tree? Very easy? I can't so have So imagine
that a giant croc jumping out on you. Another animal story,
five parrots at a uk zoo had to be separated
after they began swearing visitors and laughing together. That's the
worst saying swear. You don't laugh at people. It would

(26:11):
have sounded like this is this is actual audio. I'm
not making this up of parrots swearing. I hope we've
beat the appropriate bits. See what happens is at the beginning,
you think it's funny and you're cute, and they're cute,
and so you you know, you laugh and you feed them,
and then they get worse and worse and worse. So

(26:33):
these parrots have had to they'd burst into laughter, which
made the behavior escalate, and so they'd swear and laugh
at the visitors to the zoo.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Just on that.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
If you've got a cockatoo, are you allowed to keep
a cockatoo in a cage? I think so a white
software crested cockatoo because I was at a pub and
they had a cockatoo in a cage, and but then
other cockatoos were flying around, and I was thinking, I
wonder what.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
That cockatoo thinks.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Does he think he's special?

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Or does his mates on the outside go, geez, what's
he done?

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Or does he in the big house? Look at that
guy in the big house getting three meals a day
and swearing his head off and no one says.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
A thing he has had and fly around in freedom.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
It'd be like having Gordon Ramsey, Samuel or Jackson, the
Gallagher brothers and Nicki Minaj in a cage. And how
about this story there that's a couple of animal stories.
This story isn't an animal story. It's about the human
human animal. You know, old people smell. You know how
old people get a smell, A very specific musty old

(27:31):
person smell. It's quite specific. Science has worked out what
it is and how to avoid it. Wash behind your
neck and your ears, because that's where it's happening. Our
skin becomes thinner as we get older, prone to dryness,
and gives us an altered odor too. Nonenal is an
unsaturated aladine that's the compound responsible for this distinctive smell.

(27:54):
It's body odor associated with aging. It's waxy or grassy smelling.
It's a compound created when seven fatty acids on the
skin break down, et cetera, et cetera. It's also found
in certain foods like aged beer and buckwheat can be
a component of flavorings like you smell like two minute noodles.
You smell like a burp. So this comes on, Brendan,

(28:16):
how old are you? I noticed it your last birthday
fifty seven?

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Oh? What he is that? I'm going to break out
the old spice. I'm not talking about.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Ginger Well, this smell after the age of forty can
start appearing and it's washed behind me. No, none of
us do. And it doesn't matter until you're older and
you start to produce this compound. So here the minute
you're over forty, everybody washed behind your ears and your
neck to avoid old people's smell.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
You know what it smells like in here? Someone commented
the other day instant soup. Because we drink instant soup.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
And I rub it behind my ears.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
It's available at chemist ware. Has the fruits of your endeavors?

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Go to bed now, not at night?

Speaker 7 (28:58):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Podcasts happily captain Bird's.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
OVERSI rex Hunt kissed them after.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Eight o'clock this morning.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Instagram, What about yesterday's seed of your pants?

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Stuff from Jeremy.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Question nine, which Australian PM was dismissed by the Governor General.

Speaker 9 (29:21):
That was Whitlam.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Question ten? What animal says wolf? Wolf?

Speaker 8 (29:27):
Hi?

Speaker 16 (29:27):
Dog?

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Look? Can you believe it? That's your ten questions? Have
you got one thousand dollars? Jeremy?

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Jeremy, there he goes, thanks you like guys, Not so fast, Jeremy.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
We had him hang around for the second question. Although
you put everything on the line, don't you.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
This is a bonus question, so you can win one
thousand dollars and go or put it all on the line,
as you say, for the bonus question that's worth two
thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Jeremy chose to go with the bonus question.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Can you go with one thousand dollars?

Speaker 5 (29:56):
We're not here to make love to a record, so.

Speaker 9 (29:59):
Let's do it.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Deep breath, Here is your bonus question. Hypology is a
study of which animal quick say something.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
Yes, oh my god, oh my goodness, goodness. Meg used
every part of that six seconds, even with.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
The clock going and with me shrieking in his ear.
He did it.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Good on you, Jeremy. Your chance coming up after eight o'clock.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Jack Whitehall's going to be Jodyus and we've dug up
Amanda on Dancing.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
With the Stars.

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Dug up is the world.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
I'm not saying we compare each other with each other,
because I know that you don't like that, but I
think we just should put them side by side.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Shut up, which isn't comparing it anyway. We'll do that
next one goal, Jack, pump up the jam.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Twenty years of Jonesy and Amanda is out on the
twentieth of November.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
You can pre order through book Topia.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
We've been spooking it.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
We went on the Morning Show with Larry and Kylie
yesterday and they came up with they a digital gener
has been comparing my dancing with Robert Irwin's from my
time on Danceing with the Stars and he on Dance
with the Stars. And a lot of people are saying,
cut from the.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Same cloth these two individuals.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
Cloth would be, it's.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Cut from the same cloth. But then Channel seven managed
to get you when you were on the Dancing Show
in two thousand and six. It's been harder to get
you on the Dancing show footage of it than the
Epstein files. So this has come out and I saw
the light of day on Channel seven.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
I haven't watched a frame of it, not during and
not after.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
And this was this is what happened on Larry and
Kyly's show.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Now hang on there and man, he's just sitting here
happily bagging Jone Sy.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
We have to get you tango to Roberts. I never
oh wow, hopefully that's me the retress. Look at you.
I've never looked at this since. I've never watched it since.
That's one reason.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
You're very good.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
I am, you are very good, And I'm not into
compare garisons.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
And I know that you don't like you do a comparison,
so I lean away from comparison, which is why I
kind of struggled on the show. You you enjoyed yourself
on Dancing with the Stars. I enjoyed learning the dancers.
I love that. I like the discipline of it. But
when you turn off for record day and you realize, oh,
that's right, this is a competition. I didn't like that feeling.

(32:31):
And so you'll often say your last callers, who do
you prefer, Amanda or me?

Speaker 3 (32:35):
You that's a test.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
You love that. It makes me very uncovered.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
I love that. I just like you like. I like telemetry.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
I like gauges on cars and motorbikes and and I
like all the telemetry, so the telemetry of this.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
And you know that I've been compared.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
I feel unfairly to Robert Irwin. For Roberts, I think,
and I don't think we compare each other. I'm not
suggesting that, but no, we're not.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
We're not going digital. Jenny can put us side by side, Well.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
That sounds to me, likeson.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
No, it's not compared.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
What do you want people to do?

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Nothing? I mean, what do you want?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
Just what do you want from people? Why do we
need to be able.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
To see how it all stacks up. That's all telemetry.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
That's comparison.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
It's not comparison.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
It's to explain the nature of the word comparison to me.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Well, comparison is where you compare one thing to another. Yes,
this is seeing how one goes.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Against in contrast to another.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Contrasting, compare. We'll forget comparing, just contrasting.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Maybe this makes me very uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
For me, she's gone to the leadline basement of Channel Center.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
That footage doesn't exist.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Now it does exist.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
YouTube, not on YouTube A little.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Face Digital gener's Oh this is great, what a great
way you and me dancing though I don't wantastic.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
Why don't we put a eye so we dance together
like two apes at a past a lot.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Of bum in face Young podcast.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
You know you're in for a good time when Jack
Whitehall is on the show, and were used to seeing
him on stage doing stand up or galivanding around the
world with his father, but he's taken a bit of
a pivot starring in a thriller series called Malice about
a multi millionaire who hires a sinister nanny played by
Jack Hello.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Jack Hello, So you sinister nanny like mister Sheffield.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
She was pretty, she was sinister.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Yeah, I mean it's a bit of a departure for me.
And yeah, very very different kind of pace to doing
the shows with my dad, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
And when you're filming and traveling with your dad or
doing stand up, you're your own boss to a certain extent,
but you're a cog in a very particular kind of
a wheel. How different did that feel?

Speaker 4 (35:00):
Yeah, I mean I love, I love the opportunity to
jump into acting roles like this because you are sort
of part of an ensemble and it's great, you know,
being in that creative process and working with other actors
and directors and writers and like stand up can be
very solitary and quite lonely at times when you're on

(35:21):
tour and your own and you know, working with my dad,
I don't know, the most professional thing in the world.
So yeah, it was nice to be on a set
with like a load of grown ups.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
And here's as you've gone from your dad to David d'coveney.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
Yeah, yes, yeah, I think that was That was great
working with David d'govney. He's, you know, a legend, and
obviously I grew up watching him in The X Files
and Californication and all of these shows, and he's a
really interesting and charming guy who I had like a
really good natural chemistry with. But then we sort of

(35:57):
had to strip it all away because we're playing adversaries
in this show and I'm meant to hate his guts,
which is quite challenging because he's just so effortlessly charming.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
How annoying for you?

Speaker 3 (36:07):
That would be hard, Yes, that's what I thing is,
but still it would be hard.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
I'm sure Jack's mastered the art of acting juries out.
Your daughter is two years old. Have you picked up
some tips on what you don't want in a nanny?

Speaker 13 (36:24):
Well?

Speaker 4 (36:24):
I was actually hiring for nannie whilst we were doing
this because I was filming a lot, and yeah, Elsie
was one at the time, so we needed a little bit.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
Of extra help.

Speaker 4 (36:32):
And I feel so sorry for these poor nannies that
we interview because the interviewing process was so thorough and
I was asking questions like I was vetting them to
work in the CIA and asking them about their relationships
with their parents and what they're like around animals, and
bringing out the raw shack test and yeah, these these
poor girls like rabbits and their headlights. I was not

(36:52):
knowing why I was digging in so deep, but it's
because the material that I was working with every day was.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Just so alarming. It was quite hard to switch off.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
And you don't really so many shows with around a
nanny anymore. You know, when we were growing up, you
had the Brady Bunch, you had Alice who's the boss,
you had Friend Dresher, mister Sheffield, and anny.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Genre is back, Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
I think also, you know, it's a bit of that
like Cuckoo in the Nest thing that people like, you know,
hand that rocks the cradle and talented mister Ripley and
then yeah, it's the sort of the nanny angle. But
also I think there's a little bit of that like
eat the Rich thing going on as well with our show.
People quite like watching these you know, really wealthy families

(37:36):
in their gilded cages on these you know, lavish holidays
having their lives ruined.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
I think it's quite cathartic.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Well, the show has been described as a talented mister
Ripley meets white Lotus. Did you get to go to
somewhere gorgeous?

Speaker 4 (37:52):
We did. We filmed it all in Greece on this
island called Paros, which was amazing. And I was there
for yeah, a month and a half at the beginning
of the summer. And I've honestly never had more set
visits in my life, like the amount of agents that
came to visit me. And it's like you normally can
drag them to set, kicking and screaming to buy you lunch,

(38:12):
but on this one they were all coming out of
the woodwork, the agents, the publicists, My accountant came her on.

Speaker 16 (38:21):
Zoom and all of a sudden she was there.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
We could have done this on zoom. What about your dad?
Did you dad show up?

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Of course he was.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
There as well, unnerving everyone.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Watching these songs in the sink.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Yeah exactly, and then sort of giving me really withering
critique on.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
My Yes, Oh Jack, It's always great to talk to you.
Malice is out now on Prime Video.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
This has been called the show to binge as we
head into Christmas. It's got every accolade going for it.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Jack Whitehall.

Speaker 16 (38:54):
Thank you, oh, thank you so much, so lovely to
chat to you again podcast.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
And Amanda's screat.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Well, Jeremy spoke yesterday.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
He used every second of the six seconds for the
bonus question.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Hypology is a study of which animal quick say something?

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Yes, bag, that was exactly six seconds.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
So he won two thousand dollars. But we start afresh today.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
That's what happens.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
You got the ten question, you got sixty seconds on
the clock.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
You know what happens there. You get them all right,
you get a thousand thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
You can make it two thousand dollars, as we just said, Jeremy.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
You can do with Jeremy.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Johnny double or nothing. Hello, Johnny and Ingleburn. How are you?

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Hey? I hope that means you're feeling fruity and ready
to go. Oh absolutely, let's go wat ten questions. If
you're not sure, say passed. We might have time to
come back. Okay, Johnny, here we go. Question number one?
What shape is a square? Question two? Which letter is
a second last in the alphabet?

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Why? Why?

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Question three? Goal, attack, wing, attack, and center are positions
in which sport? Question four. Jane Goodall was a famous
primatologist who studied what question five? Which soap brand has

(40:31):
a slogan real beauty?

Speaker 16 (40:33):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Question six? Which Asian country is also a city state?

Speaker 8 (40:41):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Singapore? Singapore? And Jane Goodall, who passed away not so
long ago, was famous for studying chimpanzees.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
That's right, yeah, Johnny, you know the real brute beauty
soap brand.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Let's go away.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
I'll have that one.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
I'll take that. I know you're a nice clean of
my moisturizing cream. I use the dove every day.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Maybe she did you go to.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
You know, I'm fighting nine seven signs of age.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
And old people smell, as we discovered earlier.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
I'm not fighting an old people smell. Johnny. Thank you, Hey,
thanks having me on guys here.

Speaker 15 (41:18):
I like you.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
Thank you, Johnny. I saw this great thing a mother
uploaded about. It was a video about her daughter who
looked about five or six and instead of taking a
doll everywhere she went, she couldn't go anywhere without her
pet dead Soiricada. The videos captioned so many places and
still exploring this Skada has lived a very full afterlife.

(41:41):
Shots of her taking it to the dentist, I mean
for her own teeth, not for the Sirkada's teeth, the park,
the library, on a hike to the beach. There's a
shot of it. It's sitting that a little cowboy had
on trick or treating to the skate park, camping and playdates.
As someone on the comment said, the dead Zicada's had
more adventures than I did in a year, And someone

(42:03):
else said, I don't feel bad for letting my kid
walk around with a potato because you think you're kidding.
It's interesting when you first are given toys, or you
buy toys for your children, you can't predict which ones
they'll bond with. It is true, maybe they'll set that
aside and go for a sokata.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Yeah. I look at my kids, they are pretty normal.
My daughter was a bit of a weirdo.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
She was a bit of a weirdo.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
She sort of she listens as she's driving in to work,
good morning Switch.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
She's grown out of her weird.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
But when she was a kid, she had a doll.
But it was it wasn't just a normal sized doll.
It was about four foot tall and it was called
Golden Decents.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
I don't know why I was called Golden Decence. And
I was one of those ones. It's eye would flutter.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
But at least it was a doll was still four
foot tall.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
This person here, it was the same side.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
This person has said my son carried around a bag
of Betty sugar cookie mix. He slept with it, took
it everywhere for a year cookie mix. The kid would
have attracted ads and uncles. The tribal drum is going
to be for my kids?

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Were runs backfire?

Speaker 1 (43:09):
There isn't it my kid's weirdo toy?

Speaker 3 (43:12):
I love it?

Speaker 13 (43:13):
Ki ye ain't Chuckie win a play?

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Podcast? Gold?

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Hello there it's Jonesy and Amanda the tribal drummers beating
my kid's weirdo toy.

Speaker 13 (43:25):
Ki ain't Juckie you win a player?

Speaker 1 (43:28):
This woman has said that her child, who's probably five
or six, doesn't go anywhere without a dead Soicada went
to the dentist, went to the beach, takes it on
family holidays. It goes everywhere with them. Amelios joined my Amelio.

Speaker 12 (43:40):
What was the weird toy my son used to carry around?

Speaker 9 (43:43):
A little mini Vanilla essence bottle?

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Wow, an empty one?

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (43:49):
How did that come about? What do you think that
was about?

Speaker 12 (43:52):
He got it from Grandma's house and didn't let go
of it.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
And that was it. That was it. And howld's in
the howlds he.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Now he's going to be turning nineteen in January, So Christmas,
I'm hoping they're listening at home.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
I bet he loves the spice girls.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Has he started a zumbo franchise? Why's that baking all
the goods? Remember, old mate Zumba?

Speaker 1 (44:15):
That's my daughter.

Speaker 10 (44:17):
That's my daughter, James, she's a baker.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Well look, he've covered all options there.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Than she knows where to go to get vanilla essence?

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Absolutely, maney him money. What was the toy?

Speaker 6 (44:27):
Hi?

Speaker 9 (44:27):
My brother used to carry around an electric cord?

Speaker 7 (44:31):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Yeah? How old was he?

Speaker 9 (44:35):
Sort of that five six age?

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Yes, And he'd take it everywhere.

Speaker 9 (44:39):
Everywhere he slept with it. He'd take it in the car,
he'd take it, you know, we'd have to leave it
in the car before he'd go to school. Right, he
had it everywhere?

Speaker 3 (44:48):
And was it long?

Speaker 9 (44:50):
Yeah, a long one, but it was it was wrapped
so if it wasn't wrapped properly, it had to be
rolled up properly.

Speaker 11 (44:56):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
He was insistent on rolling it up properly.

Speaker 9 (44:59):
Yep, yep, had to get someone to roll it up properly.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
How old?

Speaker 9 (45:02):
See now he is now almost sixty.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Is he an electrician? Is not?

Speaker 9 (45:09):
He is not?

Speaker 1 (45:10):
How fascinating and.

Speaker 9 (45:14):
Yeah, so weird, so weird. We still give him a
hard time about it.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Yes, I can imagine. That's a story that gets a
run at a wedding.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
It comes comes into a club. Don't start anything, mate, Rachel.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Still wears a pair of cords. Hello, Rachel, what was
the toy?

Speaker 11 (45:31):
Well, my nephew used to have a pet brick name Alan.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
And how did this come about? I'm not too sure.

Speaker 11 (45:41):
He just turned up at my house one day with
his pet brick and he had it for a good
six months and he'd shure it. He would take it
for drives, he'd try and.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Feed it, feed the brick.

Speaker 11 (45:54):
But he's almost sixteen now and he doesn't lift that down.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
As he lost the brick.

Speaker 11 (46:01):
No, the brick's still at my mother in law's house.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
Right where's the sitting it Just it's near.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
The back door.

Speaker 11 (46:08):
So we always say hello to Alan when we go by.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
I love it, Thank you, Rachel.

Speaker 7 (46:13):
Were Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Podcast, John and Amanda the adult lives.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
It's like a Meredith for a psychist.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
A mum has lamented about her daughter carrying around a
dead soicada. So far, we've had vanilla escence bottle kid
carrying around man an electrical cord.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
All wrapped up obviously yep, and a brick called Alan.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
The tribal job is beating for my kid's weirdo toy.

Speaker 13 (46:45):
Hi, y ain't Jackie? You want to play?

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Johnna has joined us.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Hi, Donna, what was the toy?

Speaker 11 (46:53):
The toy was a choco.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
And tell us how this came to be the toy?

Speaker 11 (46:59):
Oh, I couldn't even tell you how it happened. But
my we went to a fruit shop and my son
was like, oh, I love them, I love them, And
he had to pick one up and I had to
bring it home. I had to draw a face on it.
He took it to school every day, and every week
I had to replace it because obviously choko in the
bottom of a school bag isn't great. By the end
of the week. Wow, yeah, a little choko. I used

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to have to do our new face on it every
week so he could take it to school.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Did he know it was a different one each time?

Speaker 14 (47:28):
Yes, he did.

Speaker 11 (47:29):
Because he always picked. He picked his new choko every week.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Did he turn into a fruiterer?

Speaker 11 (47:37):
Yeah no, not even not even close. But he still
hates that we make fun of him for having to
pick a choco. And you know we've got to go
for free chop because we've got to get adam choko.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
So cool?

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Is it good that you've let it go, Donna? And
you're not mocking?

Speaker 2 (47:51):
No whatever has a little choko going, mate.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
It's all right, put a wedding vale on it. Eventually.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
What do you do for a crust now, Donna?

Speaker 11 (48:00):
He works in civil construction.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
Whereabouts can we a single? Now? No? Deliver a choco?

Speaker 11 (48:06):
Well at the moment he's a more bank so oh,
I don't.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Think you'd has things on the side. How's your choco?

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Put it in a hard hat.

Speaker 11 (48:16):
I do make a habit of picking up a couple
every Christmas for him, just as this.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Is a bit of a joke.

Speaker 9 (48:21):
Good, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
I will take some more. We got heabes Sham Notion podcast.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
The Tribal drama has been beating my kid's widow toy.

Speaker 13 (48:32):
Hi, yeah, Jackie, you want to play?

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Lots of people want to share Chantell has joined us.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Oh, chantel, what was the toy? Good morning guys.

Speaker 9 (48:42):
Sadly it's a toilet brush?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Oh no, yes, and his name was Jeff. Oh no,
was he used?

Speaker 11 (48:52):
Thank goodness?

Speaker 16 (48:52):
No.

Speaker 11 (48:53):
But we went into Bunnings one day and he grabbed
it and he wanted it and he wanted to call
it Jeff, and he.

Speaker 9 (48:59):
Slept with it, took it to school, took it to restaurants. Oh,
it was so embarrassed, because how do you.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Tell a restaurant that it's new and it hasn't been used.

Speaker 11 (49:09):
We just used to tell him it was his emotional
support toilet brush.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
Did he ever use it?

Speaker 11 (49:16):
I hope not?

Speaker 16 (49:17):
Oh goodness, no.

Speaker 11 (49:19):
I hope not.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
I never check.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
You're saved because he's a man. No man, there is that? Yes,
thank you, thank you. Jane's joined us.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Jane, what did your kid lug around?

Speaker 12 (49:32):
My daughter had a wig that she wouldn't go anywhere without.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Did she wear it as a wig?

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Well?

Speaker 12 (49:38):
Sometimes, but mostly she used it as comfy and sheould
put the little curls up her nose where she suckedified.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Oh how did that wrap up?

Speaker 12 (49:50):
Well? We went on a holiday and poor little wig
was left behind sheet deliberately. No, it wasn't actually, and
we tried another wig but it didn't work. That was
goodbye wigs.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
I can imagine though, how hard that was at the time,
and you as you'd left it behind. That's that actually
is quite traumatic.

Speaker 9 (50:12):
Yeah, but she was fine, she got over it.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Yeah, yeah, we all did. Still playing for the therapy,
but still think Jane.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Janina has joined us.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Hellow Jeannina our final call. What was the toy?

Speaker 10 (50:25):
The toy was a broken tile that fell off the
roof and the renovation that split in two, and my
daughter and her best friends made it into two characters
and droop faces on it and did lots and lots
of games playing with each other with these two people
roof tiles.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
And did the rooftiles have to travel with you?

Speaker 15 (50:44):
They did, And they also had to be in communication
when they were back at their own houses. So they
made a little tin can telephone with the string that
went across the entire street in between the two.

Speaker 10 (50:56):
Houses, so the little tiles could talk to each other.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Tiles can't talk.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
It's so funny, all that money that spent on advertising
for kids toy, All you need is a roof time.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Did they do they join together?

Speaker 12 (51:12):
Do they join ye joined together?

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Personally? Do they ever get a call from Frank Walker
from National Titles National Time?

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Right now? Oh, Janine, thank you. I've enjoyed this.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Thank you for all your calls.

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Speaker 14 (51:55):
What gets my goalies is the timer on the checkout
of the ticket Toller website. So when you're trying to
buy a ticket for a big event and you can
be waiting in one of those online cueues for hours,
if you're lucky enough to get through, that timer starts
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trying to buy tickets to If you get thrown out
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Oh my god, the age is real true.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
That's why you missed out on Metallica.

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Oh I know, so stressful.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
What else have we got?

Speaker 8 (52:28):
It's eleven PM and I'm sitting on my bed waiting
for the cockroach to emerge again from somewhere under the
bed because I just found it.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Oh my god, that's my goalie. That's the worst thing.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
My brother's a big panicky pants with that stuff. And
he put his bed in the middle of the room
so cockroad just wouldn't get to him.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
And you know what happened?

Speaker 2 (52:51):
What it ram on the ceiling and fell on his
face in the night.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
I don't understand the squimmishness around cockroaches. I grabbed them
with a tissue and squashed them.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Oh okay, good on your gory.

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Speaker 2 (53:24):
A mother has posted a video online of her daughter
who was obsessed with a dead sicada.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
She shook it to the beach dentist. She took it
to the shops everywhere, the.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Tribal drums beating for my kids. Weird toy?

Speaker 13 (53:35):
Hi, yeah, Jackie, you want to play?

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Chantell from the Blue Mountains tell us about her child's toy,
a toilet brush.

Speaker 10 (53:43):
When Ino bunnings one.

Speaker 11 (53:44):
Day and he grabbed it, and he wanted it, and
he wanted to call it Jeff, and he slept with it, took.

Speaker 9 (53:49):
It to school, took it to restaurants. Oh, we were
so embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Did he ever use it?

Speaker 13 (53:54):
I hope not.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Well, he's a.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Man, so chances are not.

Speaker 8 (54:00):
Right.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
That's enough.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
Where will be back tomorrow for Wednesday show.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
This is where we spitball some ideas or what we're
taking to the Fruit of Plaines next year.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
So put your thinking kettles on. We'll be asking you
what you'd like to see next year.

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Good day to you.

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Well, thank god, that's over. Good bite, good bite, wipe.
The two.

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