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January 21, 2025 • 60 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for our podcast. What a bloody, action packed show.
Sorry for the swears, it was action packed. We learned something.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
We learned about bears and hibernation and what I always
thought was called a tombian. I thought a bear packed
a swab of dirt and things to put up its
own bottom so insects didn't go in during the hibernation.
That's wrong. The bear eats a whole lot of stuff,
licks its paws, licks its own fur so that from

(00:27):
the inside its body creates a butt plug so it
doesn't have to go to the toilet while it hibernates.
So no, we learned things on today's show.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Here's me going down to adult World to get my
own butt plug like a sucker. Like a sucker.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Have you got a tombian?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Gee? We laughed at you.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Also, Donald Trump is in the White House and one
of the things he's going to put back in to
the White House that Joe Biden.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Got rid of.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
But I think Joe Biden's people just got any buttons
in the White House way in case he blew up
the world.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
But it's the diet coke.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
But he presses a button and someone brings him a
can or a bottle of diet coke. Tribal drum is
beating for are you big Richie?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Robbie Williams will be joining us in this podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
It is a Chalkers show.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Enjoy a miracle of recording.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
We have so many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
Mistress Amanda and miss Killer Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Friend making the tools of the train.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
The legendary poet Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Will congratulations, man, we're there any right now?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Josey and Amanda, you're doing a great job. Silk now,
good radio. Sorry, but of a tongue tongue twist set
idiot and Amanda, We're on there.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
How are you now? Are you today?

Speaker 3 (02:05):
I am super dupe, So it's going to be a
hot one today. I got that vibe?

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Is we said that vibe? What's the Bureau of Meteorology
telling us?

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Just I don't need the Bureau media, but I look.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Down here to look at this thirty five in the city,
thirty nine in the west in an afternoon cool change.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
But when I came out of my house this morning,
I was walking up to my motorbike.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I smelt the air. It's going to be a hot one.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
We should blow your nose before those noises. It's going
to be a hot one.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
It's going to be a hot one.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
And here we are, the day after the inauguration.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
What did you think? What was your takeaway all last.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Night looking at all the memes?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Oh goodness, you know, if memes were gold, we'd all
be rich, shouldn't we that?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
What was your favorite meme?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Well, ah, well, obviously not even a meme. The horror
of Elon Musk doing a couple of Nazi salutes, the
three richest men in the world, sitting behind the family,
the Trump family. There's there's a portrait of how all
this is going to go for the little guy?

Speaker 3 (03:05):
What about Zuckerberg.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
And Jeff Bezos's fiances bra She's wearing pretty much a
bra under her shirt, but the shirt the jackets open
to the waist. I saw someone say I've got a
bra like that, but I wear it under my clothes.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
And then there was Zuckerberg, He's just a guy, you
can't help that stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
And then there was a shot of Elon Musk in
a t shirt from another day with his nipples out,
and I saw memes of Zuckerburg.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
What about Millennia Trump's hat? Does she set herself up
for memes? Or she needed with some corks he could
not trying to get in.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
It just writes itself. Wow, it rights itself. It's everything
that you need.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
And we'll discuss this throughout the show today. Big guest
on the show today Robbie william.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Robbie Williams is joining us today via zoom.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
That well, Tom new boy Tom is here, gem Y
right left last year and his star is on the
rise here, so.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
He said, yeah, is he still in here?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
He's wearing a suit. I will say this though, jem
Y right, looks like the same suit you've been wearing
every day.

Speaker 6 (04:15):
Well, you'd be wrong there, Jonesy, because I actually went
and bought the same suit.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
Right.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
Three three versions of it I've got I've got got
four versions of it.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Four versions? Where did you get those? From? Which? Haberdash Ree?
Did you go to Kelly Country? Of course?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Did you work to you four more?

Speaker 7 (04:34):
No?

Speaker 3 (04:35):
It was eight years ago, right.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
So anyway, I have you instructed Tom hello, Tom as
to how to set up a zoom I'm use.

Speaker 6 (04:42):
Your mic I went on, No, I don't know how.
I barely knew how to do that, to be honest. Actually, Tom,
you might know.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Tom. I'll give it a go.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
You know, worry, it's only Robbie Williams.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
You know, missus bum nuts from down the shop. She's tomorrow,
so an action packed show.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Best we Shop is saying she's coming off.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Shops action packed show today, so best we be cracking on.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
Don't you think let's.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Not crack on, Brenda, Let's just keep it professional.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Is that why you're wearing the Milania Trump hat?

Speaker 2 (05:16):
It's electrified around them?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
I couldn't she was like as a white lady, no
the funeral ladies.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I think she'd sharpened it so it could work, almost
like a saw around his face.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
It just writes itself. Let's start with the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Question number one post fried and scrambled, A ways to cook?

Speaker 7 (05:33):
What?

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Oh I wish you'd cook me some gam nation. We
have for you the magnificent seven certain questions? Can you
go the way and answer all seven questions correctly?

Speaker 2 (05:40):
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Speaker 3 (06:01):
I see what's happening here? Dom's in Winston Hills, Hello, Dom.

Speaker 8 (06:05):
Hey, good morning journey and then to welcome back.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
And you're a winner. You have those movie passes coming
your way.

Speaker 9 (06:12):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Question one movie you're going to go and say, see
better Man. That's really good with Robbie Williams. You know what.

Speaker 9 (06:20):
The dollers?

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Oh is this with Timothy Chalomay?

Speaker 8 (06:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:24):
And you know the movie is supposed to be very good?
Is it's got Ray Fines in it. My brother saw
it the other day, the one about electing a new Pope.
It's had everyone who's seen it loved it.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
About Pope ones.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
It's not how many pope movies have you seen?

Speaker 3 (06:35):
That's a few.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
No, tell me which one of you?

Speaker 3 (06:38):
The Pope's Exorcist or whatever that is?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
How manyears ago was the Exorcist?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
No, the Pope's Exorcist. It's got rusty you know I
watch it for Rusty. I'm just in it for him.
I'm just saying, you know, I like you know, you're.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Like things that have sequels. That's your kind of movie.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
I love seq.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Question number one poached, fried and scrambled? Are ways to cook?

Speaker 7 (06:58):
What?

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Dom? Dommy?

Speaker 3 (07:02):
There?

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Where's dom Gone gone?

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Gotty's movie ticket? And the rag dom?

Speaker 2 (07:09):
You have to answer a question?

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Let's get Joanne of Liverpool. Hello, Joanne Born Jones, Morning, Amanda.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Allow, you're off to the cinema. Maybe see something that
doesn't have a number behind it to shock Jones?

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Will you go and see Better Man? I will for sure,
because Robbie Williams is on the show and he'd like to.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Know that Joanne from Liverpool is going to see his film.
Question was zach post fried and scrambled? Always to cook?
What egg eggs?

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Which Ossie actress played Barbie in the film Barbie.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Bargo Robbie, that's it, which brings us to question number three,
what's on the box? I'll turn the box on, Joanne?
Which TV show has this theme?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Now?

Speaker 3 (07:53):
This is a story, y'all about it.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
I've got Cliptons upside down and I'd like to take
a manager.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Sid then yeah, I don't know, Sorry, Giant.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
That's question number three podcast.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
We're into the magnificence and we're a question number three. Yeah,
and everyone gets a movie.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
It gets a Vincinema Gold Class classes.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
You can see whatever movie you like, see whatever you like.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Danny's in Forestville. Hello Danny, Good morning, Amanda, and how
are you this morning? We were Question three is what's
on the box? The box on what TV show? Danny
has this theme?

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Now, this is a story, y'all about how I've got
web thurns upside down and I'd like to take.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
A manager said right there, do you know?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Do you know that one.

Speaker 10 (08:49):
The first first prince of Billet came the prince.

Speaker 11 (08:52):
Of a town called Belair.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
What was the first ever item sold on eBay?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Danny was a a broken laser pointer, be a vintage
comic book, or see a used toaster?

Speaker 3 (09:06):
The first ever item sold on eBay.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
I'll probably guess the comic book.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
The comic book, Danny.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
But Chris of Blackdown going to have a crack.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Hello Chris, good morning.

Speaker 9 (09:19):
I was welcome back.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
Thank you. So we've taken vintage comic book off the list.
The first ever item sold on eBay, a broken laser pointer.

Speaker 9 (09:26):
Or a used toaster, broken labor it was.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
I'll tell you the story. Canadian Mark Fraser was building
his own laser pointer, purchased the broken one in nineteen
ninety five from eBay's founder so he could pull it
apart and figure out how it works.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
That's exactly what Peter Dutton's doing with a nuclear reactor.
Buy a busted one and.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
See how work. Let's just pull it apart and the
out work. Are they selling nuclear reactors on eBay?

Speaker 3 (09:51):
They sell anything on eBay? Anything which is the only
fruit to have its seeds on the outside. Chris, you
want a clue, Chris, Yes, you might have it with
cream at w What do you give him the answer?

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Passion fruit.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
If passion fruit seeds are on the outside, that would
be awkward to eat. Who is passion fruit and cream
at Wimbledon?

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Ellen? In Borkam Hill, you can lead a horse to water.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Hello, good morning, good morning. What's the only fruit that's
got its seeds on the outside. That would be a strawberry? Strawberry,
that's what you have with cream at Wimbledon.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
True or false? Ellen, Australia is wider than the moon.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
False?

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Joe's on the center.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
If you're listening, Joe, you'll know the answer to this.
Australia is wider than the mood. True or false?

Speaker 8 (10:51):
Definitely true?

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yes, you know he'll be confounded by this. This girl
from Love Island.

Speaker 11 (10:56):
I get that thing's giant. How many times bigger is
it than Earth? The moon?

Speaker 10 (11:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:01):
No, no, bigger? Yeah it is.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
I thought it was bigger than Earth's. It's not even
as wide as Australia.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
She's Soper. The movie better Man is about which UK
pop star? This is for the whole thing, Joe, I don't.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
Showed it.

Speaker 7 (11:18):
I have.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
It's not listening to this bit. You know, better Man.
That's the name of one of the signs.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
He can be a little needy. We don't want it
to upset him. No, Kathleen's in camps.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Okay, Kathleen, bring it home. Who's the movie better Man about?

Speaker 8 (11:31):
Ron?

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
And you got a movie pass, and not just that,
you've got the jam pack. Two hundred and fifty dollars
to spend at Rock Salt Restaurant. A modern dieting experience
in signature cocktails right in the Shire. A high t
Sydney cruise for twos discover the world's most beautiful harbor
on board Captain called Cruises, and I got to tell
you right now looking at at Kathleen, it looks fantastic
and Joji nomadic character chow is fit to come in

(11:55):
and some started the pencils.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Anything you'd like to add to.

Speaker 9 (11:56):
This, Kathleen, Yes, thank you so much, been so looking
forward to it.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
And welcome back to Kathleen.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Thank you very well, said Kathleen.

Speaker 11 (12:05):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Goes to Amanda great Jobo two joyed coming through the
jermanak our big book of musical facts. Well, this is
a red letter day, friend on this day. In nineteen
eighty seven, In Excess released their.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Hit need You Tonight from the Kick album. How good
was that song?

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Excellent? I loved that album, one of those.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Songs I was on the cusp of getting into radio.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
As soon as I heard it, I thought this, and
I wasn't really a big In Excess fan at the time,
but I thought, this is a ball tearing song.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
So you're decided to whether to stay working in the
sewers or join the world of radios. And this song
changed everything.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
I was cement rendering in the sewers in Bondai, and
I went, you know what, if you'd heard I flew
down my trowl, if you'd.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Heard shut up your face, you might still be working
in the sewers.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
The song is ever green though when you look at it,
and not evergreen that d I'd be happy that it's
been covered by by many. Call him and I covered it?
Stop it? What are you jealous?

Speaker 2 (13:19):
So I'd like to see it?

Speaker 3 (13:21):
And she says, girls, that's that's sexy money right. Also,
I prefer.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
That great version I've got. Let it's a great version
I've left.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
You know.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
You want to Marca very good.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
And then there's some dude called Professor Green.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
She's get bus, she's to forget, so you're first.

Speaker 11 (13:48):
That was about.

Speaker 12 (13:52):
Professor Professor Green appears, I'm ready to she does.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
Thanks for bringing the cold spoon, bro. Nothing beats the og.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
I sort of thing yesterday that you know you are
you still a phone scroller? I try not to, I
try not to be, but now I'm back at work,
I do I show I put this on my Instagram yesterday,
but someone saying, you got me trying to find it now?

Speaker 3 (14:21):
And you love this?

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Someone says to optimize a good night's sleep before bed,
take a hot bath, get blackout curtains, watch two hundred
four second videos inches from your face, and practice deep.
And it's pretty much what I've been doing now that
I'm back at work.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
I've got a thing.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
As soon as I put my fit you know, they
got the fitbid thing and it's got the start sleep
session sleep now. So I put that on and literally
that's my thing. Once that's on, I'm not looking through
my phone.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah yeah, yeah. But having said that, I find interesting
things Like this woman.

Speaker 12 (14:53):
Guys, I feel so unbelievably dumb, but I just found
out on TikTok that when animals go into hibernation they
I actually sleep the whole time.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
I kid you not.

Speaker 12 (15:04):
I thought that this was a thing because of Over
the Hedge. Like I blame over the Hedge because remember
how that beer was like really grumpy when you got
woken up. I thought all animals just go to sleep
for the whole time, for the whole Like I thought
they just ate a heap and they fell asleep.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
You know, I speak Kiwi by the way, that's Bear
from Over the Hedge.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, she says, how dumb am I? I didn't know.
I thought bears slept through their entire hibernation. Yeah, because
all the cartoons show you that that they just go
to sleep and whatever you do don't wake them up.
Did you think that too, Yes, well they don't. Apparently
animals don't sleep the whole time when they hibernate. Hibernation

(15:47):
is a state of torpor, which is a period of
reduced activity that allows the animals to survive in extreme temperatures.
So they wake up periodically to eat, to drink, and
to use the bathroom. Imagine animals use the bathroom. What
are you from ism?

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Hey, but what about the tombia?

Speaker 2 (16:02):
This is I know, and I've been googling the because
I've been obsessed for many years that when when the
bears hibernate, this is what I had thought. They create
a tombian, which is a combination of sticks and dirt
that they put up their bottom so that insects and
things don't go in.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Is it a paste?

Speaker 1 (16:22):
They make a paste out of it, Master Chef from
the Mystery Box, Mad Preston, It's disgustingly good.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
That is a serious question.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
It's not true. I had to We'll tell you what
it is. Bears don't pop pup it up there like
a plug, because that's how I imagined that you knew
hibernation was open, was over you. He like Champagne, calls game, big,
big bang all round the place. What happens is it's
a thing called a tappan, not a tombian, and they
their bodies produce it from the inside. So during hibernation,

(16:57):
bears develop a fecal plug. Love that band in their anus.
I'm enjoying every word. That prevents them from doing poos
pretty much when they're asleep. The plug is made up
of feces, intestinal cells, hair, and bedding material. Speaking of masterschef,
and this is how it forms. Bears continue to produce

(17:18):
feces during hibernation, but they don't defecate. Bears lick and
swallow hair from their fur that passes through their intestines unchanged,
and they ingest their bedding material. You're eating a giant
mattress before winter, like leaves and grass and bark. When
they rearranged their den, they eat that stuff and even

(17:39):
their foot pads. They're calous soles of their feet. In midwinter,
they lick and ingest pieces of the pads that forms
this stuff inside their body that plugs up their bottom,
a fecal plug in the that allows them to not
have to defecate in the periods where they're sleeping, but
they wake up occasionally to do it. And then I
guess have to make another one. I've got to eat

(18:01):
the mattress again. The things we learn, well, you.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Know, and I just I just had this realization. The
only how I thought that hibernation happened is because of you.
I've animal hibernation.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
I have learnt from the font of you all these years.
You're you're the one that told me about Tom Beyan.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yeah, I'm sorry about that. It still is a fecal plug.
You would have enjoyed the story anyway, But they don't
put it in. It is formed from the inside, and
they have periods of being awake and watching TV. In
winter they get cozy.

Speaker 10 (18:37):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Only the Big Day Out was still on, we could
go and watch fecal plug.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Those corks.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
Well, thanks Internet for ruining my dream.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Now we've got more information.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
Let's get on down to the Jonesy the Maount of
Arms for the pub test today. Telling your adult child
to get off their phone as it passed the pub.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
We having a conversation the other day and you said
that you'd watched your son interact with somebody. Actually, won't
you tell the story.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
I was at a we're going to a family wedding
and my youngest son was talking to a guy that
he didn't know it on and how old he dominic
kid is twenty two on the custom of twenty three.
And I was just watching him talking to this guy,
and the guy was making the efforts, and Don was
just scrolling around his phone. I'm gonna maker, and you know,
I'm using a Jedi mind trick. Get off your phone,
Get off your phone, talk.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
To this guy.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
But the guy was really good, kept pushing him, kept
pushing him, and then there was this moment I almost wept.
Tom put his phone in his pocket and was engaged
with this guy, chatting away, and I went, great, that
is great, and I could walk away.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
And what I was intrigued about was you said that
you used a Jedi mind trick. You didn't say to him,
I wouldn't say it was as you said to me yesterday.
He's an adult. When we had this conversation when I
was overseas with Jack, because Jack's very abulliant. He'll chat
to anybody, but he's always sort of scroll quick, just
looking through his phone, not even just looking down, flicking,
looking up, looking down. But the cricket was on. So

(20:06):
he was walking through the streets of Tokyo with his
phone watching the cricket, and I said, can you put
your phone down? And he said, this is connecting me.
And he's the same, he's twenty two this year. He said,
this is connecting me to a whole community, to all
the country who's watching this incredible test match. He said,
I've got friends all over the place who are all
watching this. This is a cultural moment. And I kind

(20:28):
of got that. But otherwise there are times I say,
please get off your phone, Please get off your phone.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
It's a mom thing.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
I guess, well, I don't know. I saw this a
thing on Reddit where a woman said her daughter's thirty two,
and she said her phone is constant. Presence of her
phone irritates me. But I'm not going to ask a
thirty two year old to turn off a phone during
dinner in her own home. It's interesting, isn't it. If
you're at a restaurant, whatever you can, your kids are kids,

(20:57):
but when they're adults, would you tell them to.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
And there's a road of discussion with this. So I
was reading about phone.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
You know when sometimes you go out for a lunch
or something and you put your phone on the table,
but you turn it face down.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
People say not that even that is not the right thing.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
You should your phone should not be anywhere in sight,
and if you're out at lunch or something, you put
it on silent. And I've been working on this a
bit lately. I just put my phone on silent. I
have no notifications on my phone, so if anyone needs me,
they can ring.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
If you're new kid, he arrives, you'll be the last
tonight from Amazon, from the restaurant.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
I don't know. I just but it's hard to go
and tell other like you're grown adult.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Children because on one hand, there are always your children.
We're on the cusp of having to let them be adults. Yeah,
which side.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
I'm hoping they'll work it out themselves.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Telling your adult child to get off their phone is
that past the pub test.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
We'd love to hear from you, Jam. We're going to man,
stupid man. Third day back, everything seems to be peachy
pie and.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Every caller that makes it to Weir today to inenthuse
you about our new gold status. I guess today you're
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Speaker 3 (22:16):
A moofie, go and see Better Man. I really like that.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
And when I went and saw that movie, I didn't
know that it's Robbi Williams movie. Yeah, I didn't know
that Robbie was going to be a monkey in it.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
So I was sitting there when he's not a monkey
in it.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
A monkey plays Robbie. I think that's a difference. He's
not dressed up like Lancelot leak In or Wally Walper.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Do they still put monkeys in heads?

Speaker 2 (22:40):
Don't?

Speaker 3 (22:40):
Do you know why?

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Because I think animal rights organizations put a stop to us.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
And he used to love that.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Remember the era of if you have a monkey sitting
on a toilet in your toilet or a skeleton, the
skeleton's complaining the.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Posters people have on walls. Did you have the girl
who was playing tennis? Who you lift a scription of
any undies? Billy Jean King never looks so good.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
I was a channel.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
I was a Channel nine the other day and I
said to one of the embryos that worked there.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
You know, we're just talking about the Tony Jones discrace.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Now a Tony Jones says, it's storm in a teacup
And I said, what did Tony walk out there with
the tennis skirt on and no Undy's on?

Speaker 3 (23:17):
And she had the blankest look on her face about that.
Like the poster I have mentioned the steam engine, I said,
what are you two?

Speaker 7 (23:28):
So?

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Anyway, every girl that.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Makes it to her it gets movie passes to see
Robbie Williams dress up as an aide, which isn't true.
He doesn't dress up.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
So a good movie it really is.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
And Robbie Williams is a fabulous guy. I can't wait
to talk to it.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
The pub test is coming up next telling your adult
child to get off their phone.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Does it passed the pub test?

Speaker 9 (23:45):
Him?

Speaker 7 (23:46):
No?

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Podcast? Where God, I wanted to get on right now?

Speaker 8 (23:52):
Crazy your windows.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Stick your head on a jell down at the Jonesy
Demand of arms today.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Well, you were mentioning that your twenty two year old
soon to be twenty three year old son was out
and you watched him interact with someone who was having
a conversation with him. And he's scrolling through his phone
and you kept willing him to get it get off
your phone, mate, which I thought was interesting because you
didn't tell him to get off his phone, because you
said he's an adult. I will tell my kids to
get off the phone, though. Jack will say I'm watching

(24:25):
the cricket or something. It's not just always scrowling looking
where their friends are at and stuff.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
And you know what I find sad I go past
the building site, any of those places, and the young
trades are.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Just you know, smoke out. They're all sitting there on
their phone.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
In the old days, you know, when I used to
work for a living on building sites and stuff, that
was the time. That's when I learned to do this.
You know, you engage the guys and you get them laughing,
you do the stories and stuff.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Someone saying that university campuses are that now. University campuses
used to be a place where everyone would talk and laugh,
and I know COVID's changed a bit of that, but
everyone's just sitting solitary on their phone.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
But then, having said that, sometimes you see them show
each other the phone.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
So here's something I found. Well, this is the new world?

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Are we old coots in thinking that they should all
get off the phones. And they are adults, when do
we let them make their own decisions about this? The
tribal drum is beating four. Telling your adult child to
get off the phone. No, sorry, the pub test telling
your adult child to get off the phone. Does this
past the pub test?

Speaker 8 (25:22):
I think if they're an adult living in your home,
they should obeyed by your rules.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
That's your small stockett. I believe in telling children or
adults to get off their phone.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
I have a rule in my house where at dinner
time there's no phones at the table. Absolutely tell my
son putting phone away, and there's nothing soon to take
that in my son.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
It's just through as a child.

Speaker 9 (25:50):
My mom used to have a go at me, but
now I actually catch her out looking through her phone,
so it's sort of swung in a full circle there.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
It definitely does pass the pubcast used to.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
Always say, my son, whenber at the gym table, get
off your phone.

Speaker 9 (26:04):
Time down, You don't need it at the table. Well,
it depends if he plays a lazy eight year old
as an adult, but he's still got gawge.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
To do, you've got every right to tell him get
up the phone.

Speaker 9 (26:14):
And get the work.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Okay, got to the old cooks, go and fight the
turk mate.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
A lot of people are questioning ill On Musk's elevation.
Almost a first lady. He calls himself like first buddy,
but it's U and a lot of people are going
to say he's going to be vice president, which is
annoyed Donald Trump, which is why they keep saying it.
So the inauguration yesterday, though, there was Elon Musk and
some speculation that he's on the spectrum.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Perhaps is the speculation. I'm pretty much thinking he's on
the spectrum.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
And he looked like he was chewing his own face
at some point, and people were going on this, what's
going on? So he came out and delivered an impassioned speech,
and I think at the we all know what happened.
At the end of the speech, he's the how it
all ended, and I just want to.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Say thank you for making it happen.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Thank you. The noise you're hearing is him watching himself
on the chest and doing a Nazi salute and then
turning around and doing it again, hugely intentional. It was
are you're going to be an apologist for him? Because

(27:24):
let's not be Gaslin. It wasn't it is, And when
you look at it through history, and even if he
was trying to do something else, he should be in
that position. World's richest is the world's richest man. You
should be smart enough to know what that looked like. Yeah, probably,
that's what's scary.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
And that particularly he knows social media only too well,
so he knows that memes are going to be coming
out there.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Well, there's been some speculation that it was a Roman salute.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Well that's what they did, you know, I've seen Life
of Brian and that's what they do.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
But the Roman salute then was adopted by the fascist
leader Mussolini, and then the Nazis copied that.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
So it's a catchy salute. When you look at it,
you know, it is quite catchy. But I saw books
to be or not to be.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Babies are born today knowing that that salute is like
a funnel web.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
I don't know for you who would?

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Who would? So there we are, the richest man in
the world doing that behind the presidential crest at an inauguration.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
It's quite extraordinary. It is a bit shouldn't have be
done like a shaka. Hey, you should have just done
a shaka. Yeah, everyone, maybe you should have done that.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Well, let's get to Mullenia's hat. Millennius Millennia.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
As soon as I saw that hat, I said, is
this is she just the queen of meme?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
The memes were great, comparing her to Jim Carrey in
the mask, comparing her to a white Ladies funeral, comparing
her to you know, those spies with a big, long
white piece.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
And then Donald try and try to do the kiss.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
I know she knew exactly what she was doing. She
sat through the whole thing, you couldn't see her face,
and then he's trying to get in for a big
sloppy We couldn't quite she might at all have had
a sombrero on. And then he actually made light of
it when she went outside. He thought she was going
to get blown away.

Speaker 7 (29:12):
And then we went out to the helicopter just rot
of this and said goodbye, and he said custom and
the windows blowing like crazy, and with the hat that
she is wearing, she almost blew away.

Speaker 5 (29:23):
We almost lost off her hand elevated.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
She had she have a face of hate when he
was there's so much that's face?

Speaker 11 (29:32):
What about?

Speaker 2 (29:33):
What about? So they have actually so Elon Musk, Wild's
richest man, the other big the biggest billionaires in the
world all sitting in one row. This is going to
be a regime for the billionaires. So you have Mark Zuckerberg,
Jeff Bezos, and between the two of them is Jeff
Bezos's new fiance who was an ex television presenter. She

(29:54):
was wearing and some people have said it wasn't appropriate attire,
pretty much a lacey like a Victoria's Secret, massively expensive,
I'm sure bra with a jacket that showed the entire bra,
and there was a shot of Mark Zuckerberg just looking
right down there.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
It's hard to do. Hard to what as a man
when a woman wears a top like that.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
It's very hard at an event like that where you're
going to be photographed, That's what's so hard. I saw
someone say, hey, I've got a bra like that. I
choose to wear mine under my clothes. And then there
was another shot. I saw another meme of Elon Musk
in a T shirt with his sort of man boots
and they superimposed Zuckerberg perving at him.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
You have to laugh where you cry.

Speaker 11 (30:38):
Jonesy and Amanda Podcast, have we.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Got to lay on in case a man to sweat.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Well, we've been talking a lot this morning about Donald
Trump back in the White House, and one of the
first things he wanted to do a platform always exisitive
orders and troops on the borders and blah blah blah,
is he wanted the diet coke button reinstalled in the
White House, where that's a thing he presses a button
and someone comes in and brings a diet coke. It's

(31:16):
a great add for diet coke. I obviously maybe go
sugar free.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
So when that happens, is it one specific dude that
just brings in the diet.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Coke, Well, I think they'd probably it's not one person's
job to be missed diet coke. I think he probably
has a page or you know, a person whose job
is to make sure he's got it, sharpens his little pencils,
does all that they need to do. But he's got
that button on the desk. And that was what Donald
Trump wanted, and he had it in his I think
he had it in his first administration. And that's the
first thing he said, I want in the White House.

(31:47):
I want to press a button and have someone bring
me in some Coca Cola's like a richie life.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
It's like richie reach.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
It's like he's a little kid who wrote a list saying,
when I'm president, I'm going to press a button and
someone's going to bring me in.

Speaker 3 (31:57):
It not the wrong button. All I wanted was a coke.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
And now Russia's gone.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Have you had different colors?

Speaker 2 (32:04):
Actually, Greenland's gone. What a surprise when you were a kid.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
And we have so much stuff these days, But when
I was a kid, if you had a backyard swimming pool,
they were richies.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Riches.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Well, I knew someone who had a two story house.
I thought that was the richest thing you could possibly have.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Didn't you have a two story house, did you?

Speaker 2 (32:20):
We got an extensione we had an extension out the
back with the second toilet changed our lives. As you
can imagine, the kids these days, they don't know what
it's like to have to have four people in a family,
or more than just one toilet.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
And there was always the dodgy laundry.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Oh well no, we didn't even have that. You know
what our atension gave us. The laundry duney I remember.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
I made of mine. His dad was an sp bookie.
So he had a bit of cash.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
But then I don't know what happened to him now
because like something happened and then all of a sudden
he didn't have any cash.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Take a toilet away.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
But in his mum and dad's bedroom.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Do you remember the cartoon Leonardo lyon King of Bongo Congo,
there was a TV on the roof. I'm not on
the roof, on the ceiling hanging down right, oh yeh
yeah yeah, And but it was a fault.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Do you think that was the most glamorous thing I've
ever seen in your life.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
I just couldn't believe it. Yes I could. And they
had a sauna.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Well, our neighbors used to once a week get a
soft drink delivery the Kirks Kirks. The Kirk's truck would
arrive and a crate of soft drinks.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
You get the Shelleys delivery around my wife Shelley soft drinks?

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Did you get them?

Speaker 9 (33:25):
No?

Speaker 2 (33:26):
If you had a full set of doolance?

Speaker 3 (33:28):
What a big richie? Maybe something the tribal dump could be.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
What are be going to call it?

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Wow, you're big richie.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
What did when you were a kid? What did you
think was Big Richie.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
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Speaker 2 (33:54):
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Speaker 3 (33:58):
What a Big Richie Young podcast.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
So Donald Trump one of the first things on all
those executive orders that he's.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
Put in, Yes, sacked on thousand people day one and
he's but even before that, he made some changes to
the Oval Office, not the ones that Clinton made, which
changed the shape of a desk.

Speaker 1 (34:19):
Well, you know what, because that desk at the front,
it's got the and that was because which was the
one that was in the wheelchair there was a president
or Roosevelt. Roosevelt was in a wheelchair and they put
that in front so people wouldn't see his legs.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
But that Clinton years later, I said, thank you for
that cover.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Someone else's legs. But you know, we've seen JF. K. Junior,
you know, sitting at his father's feet at the White House.
This is an amazing, amazingly historical and incredible office and Trump.
President Trump has reinstalled a certain button that he can
press and coca cola is delivered to him. When you're
a kid, wouldn't you think that was the dream?

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Well, I could do that here. I could say that,
Jim Y, Hey, Ryan, give me a diet cake. I
don't answer to you anymore.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Tom's yeah, you need a better button.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
What I mean is like, is it mechanical?

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Like I'd be more impressed if it came out of
a fountain, like he pressed a button and a diet
coke fountain happened.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
No, he doesn't want to have to do that. He
wants staff to bring himself to bring in the diet cake. Yeah,
that's not to bring in the diet coke button. He's
got the button on.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
His way to put the button back. Yeah, put the
button back, and Joe Biden. They took the button away
from Joe because I think he's gottery age.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
He might have, but you don't get a different kind
of visit. But the tribal drum is beating for this.
Oh you're being richie.

Speaker 13 (35:35):
Can I go swimming on the scene?

Speaker 2 (35:36):
That part, because when you're a kid, to have some
to with the idea of being really rich, pressed the
button and the coke would arrivee you know, what is
it do with pencils? And that's richie.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Two story house, richy TV hanging from the ceiling. What
a rich Blinda's joined us.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
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Speaker 8 (35:56):
Oh, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Who is the richie?

Speaker 8 (35:59):
Oh? Look all my friends, anyone who had encyclopedias, rich
World Book or Encyclopedia Britannica.

Speaker 13 (36:07):
It was just envy.

Speaker 8 (36:09):
Yeah, we didn't have the.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
We went next door to the same house where they
got the soft drinks delivered, and they had the encyclopedias.
I had to do my homework by borrowing theirs.

Speaker 8 (36:21):
You'd go and you do your homework. Are your assignments
at someone else's house? You have encyclopedias? And then one day, yes, yeah,
one day we got a free one, so I could
do anything with a's anything you.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Did. Your teachers say, I'm not on the.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
It's brilliant.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Brent's joined us.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Hello Brent, Yeah, Hello, how are you good?

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Everybody who was richie?

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Who was the big richie?

Speaker 13 (36:51):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (36:52):
What happened?

Speaker 5 (36:52):
Was my dad in New Zealand, we had diverse color
TV in New Zealand. What happened was it used to
put cellophane and you could have any color you wanted,
but the only.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
Bottom was it was one color? Is a homemade color TV?

Speaker 9 (37:10):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
You're disappointed me. I thought you actually had the first
color TV.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Color cellophane?

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Was it?

Speaker 9 (37:18):
It was either yellow or blue or any green?

Speaker 5 (37:21):
Unfortunate it was one color and we thought that was
color TV about four year or so.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
We didn't you had that three year or so.

Speaker 9 (37:32):
Yeah, because we didn't know what color TV was.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
It was better than black and white.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Sure what color was bread?

Speaker 9 (37:40):
It was like a green or blue.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
You didn't dodging the question what one specific color was it? That?

Speaker 2 (37:48):
That's what he's saying. It was a blue?

Speaker 3 (37:49):
No, I mean it was it was it either green
or blue?

Speaker 9 (37:51):
There's it was either one. Could you could change the
cellophane what either you wanted? For that week or so?

Speaker 2 (37:57):
You just and how did you attach it?

Speaker 5 (38:00):
That friend and we just stood on top of the
TV and you put a flower potter or something like
that to get rid of and I was quite amazing.

Speaker 9 (38:11):
You do it after a while.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Okay, so you were aware of this though. It wasn't
like you believed it was color TV.

Speaker 9 (38:16):
You were all no, no, no, no, no, Well you
talk it as like dad dot.

Speaker 7 (38:20):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Well I got the first colored DV.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
So he put it on them.

Speaker 8 (38:22):
We all watched it.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
I got on the home stage.

Speaker 9 (38:26):
Everybody was one color.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
That's brilliant.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
You know what, Maybe we should put cell a phane
on everything. The tribal dramas beating are your big richie.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Donald Trump mate parts. He can swim in the seat pond.
New president can do what he likes. But what he
has done is install a button in the oval office
so that someone can bring him Coca cola when he
feels like what.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
About when I fridges with a water dispenser?

Speaker 2 (38:52):
The rich man fridge a rich man's fridge.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Everyone's got one of those. Now I've got one of those?

Speaker 7 (38:57):
Have you?

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Oh yeah, Big Richie.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Die has joined us.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Hello Die, Hi, guys, how are you very well? Who
was the big richie?

Speaker 9 (39:08):
Look? This is funny.

Speaker 8 (39:09):
This was when I was in primary school.

Speaker 9 (39:10):
We had a friend whose parents installed in.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Above ground pool and everyone thought they were so rich.

Speaker 9 (39:15):
But we all had to take it in turn to
have a day of the week we were allowed to
go and swim in their pool.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
They had a roster.

Speaker 9 (39:22):
If it was your day, you were winning.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
And when we were kids, no one had a pool.
And there'll be kids just walking the street with a tower. Hello, missus,
Jeff's mum. We've just come to see Jeff. You'd never
met before, but you've got a tower with you.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
At the above ground pool, we had one of those
two and the Captain the hair living the dream, David,
who was the big richie.

Speaker 8 (39:50):
People who had power windows in their car, oh yeah,
and then after that it was people.

Speaker 9 (39:57):
Who had microwave ovens.

Speaker 5 (39:59):
Yeah, and then after that people who had VCRs, the
video recorder.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
It's you know, this stuff, this stuff, this is kids,
and I appreciate that this was the start.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
I remember ringing my uncle who had a video to
record something, to record a Kiss special on the Telly
because I couldn't watch it, no, because you didn't have one.
And then I had to wait six because he lived
in Victoria. I had to wait six months to go
to Victoria to.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Go and watch it, try and tell the kids out.
He had to borrow a VCR from the shop and
then rewind it.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
Thanks David, Alexis is with us.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Hello Alexis, who is the richie?

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Here you going?

Speaker 8 (40:39):
Yeah, my best mate growing up, his mom had a waterbed.

Speaker 12 (40:43):
And I just thought that was a flashy thing I'd
ever seen until I slept on it one night and
it was terrible.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
So your mate's mom he slept in the water bed.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Yeah, not with the mother.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
I'm just saying, where did the mother sleep?

Speaker 7 (41:00):
No?

Speaker 9 (41:00):
No, no, like, we just were watching like a movie
one night and do you like let us play in there?
And I thought this was going to be amazing.

Speaker 8 (41:07):
It was terrible.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
And if other beds were so great, why don't you
see a single one?

Speaker 11 (41:11):
Now?

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Is the biggest rich people in the world do not
own water beds? No one does.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Thank you, may Day, you've upset the waterbed people. Amanda.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Let's Ritteline Dion Army.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Now this Captain Snooze had to wear a wetsuit.

Speaker 9 (41:28):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
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Speaker 3 (41:42):
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You can pass if you don't know an answer will
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Speaker 2 (41:50):
You should make it two thousand dollars with a bonus question,
but it is double or nothing.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
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Speaker 3 (42:03):
Oh wow, go and see. Robbie Williams is better man.
It's so good.

Speaker 8 (42:07):
Oh love Robbie Williams.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
He's coming up surely. In fact, Stine, he's waiting for
you to get through. Oh to win.

Speaker 9 (42:16):
Tell him to help me.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
All right, Steph, We've got ten questions, We've got sixty seconds.
If you're not sure, say pass. All right, sure, Steph,
good luck, because here we go. Question number one? What
day is it today?

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Wednesday? Question two?

Speaker 2 (42:30):
How many items are in a Baker's dozen?

Speaker 9 (42:33):
Thirteen?

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Question three? Who has the famous catchphrase kriiche Steve Irwin?
Question four? The two thousand Olympics were held in which city? Sydney?
Question five?

Speaker 3 (42:43):
True or false?

Speaker 2 (42:44):
And octopus has nine brains? Oh p Question six? What
do you call a foot specialist a podiatrist? Question seven?
What's the name of Meat Loaf's first and best selling album?

Speaker 3 (43:00):
I know this.

Speaker 2 (43:02):
Question eight. In which country did Ikea originate?

Speaker 8 (43:05):
Sweeden?

Speaker 2 (43:06):
Question nine? What term is used for a score of
zero in tennis?

Speaker 6 (43:11):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (43:12):
God, I've been watching the tennis too. Question ten who
owns Meta? Ah? Google, Oh, you'd run out of gas
by then. That's Mark Zuckerberg, of course. And weirdly, and
octopus does have nine brains, one central brain and one
in each of their eight arms. Weirdlys, And you do

(43:34):
know Meatloafs album You Will Kick Yourself. It's a bat
out of hell.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
That's the one when you watch cover.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
When you watch the tennis, the score for zero is love.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
That's of course, no pet names.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Ye says you had a crack and you gave us
a laugh.

Speaker 13 (43:50):
Thank you for Robbie.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Williams doesn't have a discipline.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Robbie Williams is on our show very so we're just
doing the zoom link right now.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
But Sorryes movie.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Better Man quite incredible, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
I just I love the movie Weepy. I was weeping
for the next two hours.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
Your house is lying.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Or you can't learn it. You're either born with it,
you're a nobody.

Speaker 10 (44:17):
You got in You're in that pass.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
After Do I look like a pop star?

Speaker 9 (44:30):
To you.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
I will want change your hair on your head. You
want to prove that I can make it on my
own crust who.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Angels?

Speaker 3 (44:42):
But it hasn't got some bangers in it. It's just
got all the stuff you love and Robin, I can.

Speaker 11 (44:51):
Be a better man.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
It's just good, isn't it about?

Speaker 2 (44:55):
This is my favorite song in all history of the universe.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Impossible to sing a carriation.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
I've many love.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
We're all rad are Yeah, it's so good.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
He's Robbie. We're lining up the zoom. He's going to
be joining us any second.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Now podcast and Robbie Williams has joined us right now
in the flesh.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
How are you mate?

Speaker 13 (45:19):
I'm really really good. Jonesy, lovely to see you. I
was just admiring your chin and it is you could
you could trim ear hair with that? With that just
it's it's cut glass. How that is?

Speaker 7 (45:35):
That?

Speaker 2 (45:36):
Just DNA? I think his mother's got it.

Speaker 13 (45:40):
It's so it's so impressive. Now listen, I'm thinking of
having a facelift, and I want to see one guy
in Los Angeles three hundred and fifty grand for a facelift.
I'm from Stoke. That's not happening. But do you I
mean you don't need one, but does it ever cross
your mind to do any work on that beautiful face?

Speaker 3 (46:03):
Well, after you've said all this, Robbie.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
And I'm a bit of a tied as I'm not
going to spend any money a lot about the bags
under my eyes.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
You might just go to office works and get a
bulldog clip for the back of the head. That might
do the trick. Robbie.

Speaker 13 (46:16):
It's lovely to see you both.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
I'll love you to see you, and I just want
to thank you for the music you've given us. A
couple of weeks ago, I was in Tokyo with my sons,
whore in their twenties. They don't live at home anymore.
We're in a karaoke bar, the only Wessner is there
and we sang Angels. I feel like crying. We hugged
each other and my oldest son said, I love you, mum,
and you were the backdrop to one of those bubbles

(46:38):
of bliss of my life. You must hear this a
lot from people saying what that your songs mean to them?

Speaker 13 (46:48):
Yeah, I mean yeah, I don't hear it enough to
be honest with you, But when I do. It means
the world to me because you sit there and you
write the eat songs and you hope that they have
a destiny and you hope that they reach a destination,
and when you hear those stories, it's life affirming to me.

(47:10):
Let me ask you this, when did the boys leave home?

Speaker 2 (47:14):
Well they're only twenty two and twenty four this year,
but they're studying in various places and living on campuses
and now in shared flats, so it's only been in
recent years that they've left time and it's been quite
a difficult process. I think for many mums to let
them go and to have that moment was just so special.
I think it was the lyrics through it all, she

(47:35):
offers me protection. I think that's what touched my eldest son,
and I felt validated for all, for all the love
I've given.

Speaker 13 (47:41):
I felt, Wow, that's incredible. Did you never think too?
Because I have half a mind on just making my
kids financially beholden to me so they never leave me.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
When I came on a holiday and runny to Tokyo,
I paid them to be Yeah.

Speaker 13 (48:04):
Yeah, because I'm just you know, my oldest is twelve,
my youngest is four. We've got a ways to go,
but I'm constantly told how quickly it goes, and I
just never I never want to be without them. I
never want that. I never want that silence in my
house ever. Again.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
It's hard, isn't it. But the sign of a good parent,
I think, Well, we say the words is to raise
kids that can go, and our job is to let
them do it. But when you get there, g it's hard.
But you do have some time to go yet, Yeah,
you got.

Speaker 13 (48:37):
Every answer to me just pushed back against what you've
just said. And I know I know that it's it's
what you have to do and what will happen.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
But every answer to me just went, so your kids
your patty in their hands. I want a trial by dead.
Oh yeah, mate, you can have whatever color you want
you by. And when I saw the movie Better Man,
I saw it before everyone else. I wanted to one
of those media screenings, and it was one of those things.
I didn't know that you were going to be a
monkey in it. And then I was watching. You came

(49:09):
on the screen at the start with the director and
you said and it was sort of like a throw.
And by the way, Robbie is going to be a monkey,
and then when it first came on, I went, actually,
he's a monkey.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
And from this go to why of that movie? I
just I have such love for you.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
There was a part at the end where I just
wanted to give you a big hard I just said, man,
what a life you've lived, But so many lessons learnt
from it.

Speaker 13 (49:36):
I think that it does this trick. And the trick is,
I mean, we didn't know this, but you know you
care more for cute things, you care more for animals,
which is why we all exist and still exist, because
when babies arrive, something happens eternally internally inside us. Where

(49:57):
we go, we must look after this and make sure
that this survives. And I think that's the geological trick
that the film plays is because I'm an asshole in
most of it. But even when I'm an asshole, you
still have compassion and empathy for where where I'm coming

(50:18):
from and who I am and the reasons why I'm
being that a hole. Can I say that in the morning, Sorry,
I've done it, but yeah, sorry, but I don't know. Man,
You know, yeah, it weirdly works better than if a
human was playing a human and I have the monkey

(50:39):
to thank for that?

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Was there also an element of that you didn't relief
that you didn't have to do it Because we've done
some ads for our radio show Little Puppets played us.
I think, how great, I don't have to actually turn
up and do it. Was there an element of that
it was you, but you didn't have to be filmed
every day?

Speaker 13 (50:58):
Well, I was going to play, but then it was
in COVID and I would have had to have been
away from the family for three months, and during COVID
when the world was absolutely in crisis, there's no way
I could be the other side of the world and
allow my four beautiful children and my wife to fend

(51:18):
for themselves. So John O'Davis stepped up and played me
incredibly well, and he's just brilliant and a wonderful person.
But I guess, so, I guess the short answer is, yeah,
I'm glad I didn't have to play me, and yeah
it turned out perfectly.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
And how do you reconcile yourself now when you're performing?

Speaker 1 (51:40):
Do you still look at in the crowd for that
angry version of you saying you're no good?

Speaker 7 (51:45):
Do you?

Speaker 3 (51:45):
How do you beat that?

Speaker 13 (51:49):
Well, I'll tell you they used to drive the car.
They don't drive the car anymore. They're in the car
with me, but I drive it. I had this out
of body experience New Year's Eve when I was on
ABC doing thirty five minutes on the television.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
I was ill.

Speaker 13 (52:06):
I was jet lagged. I'm sensitive and insane when I'm
not jet lagged and not ill. So you can imagine
getting on stage and having to hold it together while
the inside of your brain is just going, I just
want to cry.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Ah.

Speaker 13 (52:19):
And then I was like, oh, I feel crazy. Okay,
I will lean into the crazy and do more crazy.
And then all of a sudden, I'm now thinking, oh,
but my left nostril is streaming with the cold. And
then I was thinking, everybody on X, everybody on Twitter
is going to say Robbie Williams is insane because he's
on cocaine, and look at him. The embarrassment. And then
I started to while I'm singing rock DJ making up

(52:42):
all of these titles for newspaper articles, boggle eyed, Robbie
Williams makes fan worried for him, makes fans worried for
his safety. So the monkeys, the disproving ones in the
audience have now taken on different shapes. But I will
say that while also all of that is happening in

(53:04):
my brain, there's another side of me that is also
having an incredible time and really enjoying it. So I
don't know, there's there's a lot of knees to contend with.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Well good and then the Elon Musk comes alonger than
you say, if you don't have to worry about anything, Yeah, it.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Could be the yeah don't it's probably the crazy one
on you, sage.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Bobby Safe, Well mate, I think you're fantastic. I think
the movie better Man is so good. I'm going to
go and see it again and I'll actually pay for
it this time. Robbie Williams, it's always a treat to
talk to you love.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
It you're talking. You look after yourself, You take care,
look after yourself, Robbie.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Better Man is his Cinema's pick up a copy of
better Man soundtrack as well out now it's full.

Speaker 11 (53:47):
Of bangers, Jonesy and Amna podcast.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
You have a game for us, I's got a new game.
Before we get into the nuts and bolts and the intro,
I've made an intro for this.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
I think what's that smell?

Speaker 2 (54:02):
No, it's not.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
It's a really strangely bad about what's pertaining to Well, it's.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Pertaining to Donald Trump and you may.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
I saw this in the Buda summer.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
So the Tudor advocate did this, and I think it's
so brilliant. I'd like to test your knowledge. Okay, so
you know how Donald Trump talks?

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Yep, Yeah, I know how Donald Trump, which you can
do either through the skinner in some other way.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
And you've always enjoyed the way he puts a sentence together.
And you know, you may from Summer high time.

Speaker 9 (54:34):
A school that bands Farml's is a school that bands life.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
Firstly, far molds can give hope. They give povert people
something to live for.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
And so I've got some quotes here and you have
to tell me whether it's Donald Trump or you May.

Speaker 3 (54:49):
And you said you had an intro get ready.

Speaker 2 (54:51):
You are fakes Like I'm a massive side. We have
the most beautiful piece of chocolates.

Speaker 5 (54:56):
Far as getting kids out in those particular positions, I
just don't on a poor person.

Speaker 9 (55:00):
Sorry, I decided to go through my bisexual phase.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
Ready to play under the show.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Oh I, what's your name.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Guess this smell that I'm going back to? All right,
here we go.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Here is quote number one. I promise not to talk
about your massive plastic surgeries that didn't work. Is that Trump?
Or is that you May? Oh, that don't have to
be it's Trump.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
That's Donald Trump. No, it's Donald Trump. When did he
say that you.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Would be surprised?

Speaker 3 (55:36):
All right?

Speaker 2 (55:37):
Number two? You're ready?

Speaker 3 (55:38):
What do I win? By the way?

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Nothing? I love peace? Are you into peace? Is that
Donald Trump? Or is that you may.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Trump?

Speaker 2 (55:50):
It's be ashamed of yourself? All right? Number three? I
think when when they were choosing people, they wanted someone
who was good at pretty much everything, and like, because
it's going to be on the news and on TV.
I think they wanted someone decent looking. Is that Trump?
Or is that Jermae? It's hard, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (56:12):
I think that's Trump?

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Yourself. I've never seen a thin person drink diet coke?
Is that Trump? Or is that May?

Speaker 3 (56:26):
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Speaker 2 (56:34):
To be blunt. People would vote for me, They just would.
Why because I'm so good looking?

Speaker 3 (56:40):
That's Trump?

Speaker 2 (56:41):
That is Trump. It's a dumb thing. I think a
lot of public school people are dumb? Is that Trump?

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Or is that?

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Okay? Ready, here's the last one?

Speaker 3 (56:54):
And what do I win?

Speaker 2 (56:56):
A giant pash from Tom? Okay, here we go. People
love me, and you know what, I've been very successful.
Everybody loves me. Is that Trump? Or is that Jamae?

Speaker 3 (57:10):
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Speaker 2 (57:13):
Yes, it is Trump. You came home under a wet
stale Brendan japrise is a wetsail and you can Tom's
going to put on his millennia Trump hat and you
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Speaker 3 (57:43):
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Speaker 10 (57:44):
So what gets my gul is is those wooden spoons
that you get in KFC in their little serviette pouch
and whatnot. I don't want to lick a tree. That's
what it tastes like when you use it with your
potato and gravy. So instead I sit there with my finger.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
And scoop it out.

Speaker 10 (58:01):
If I'm not at home, I don't have spons so
what else am.

Speaker 7 (58:04):
I to do?

Speaker 3 (58:05):
That's what gets my gully tree. Don't lick one?

Speaker 2 (58:08):
Yeah, they do splinter.

Speaker 3 (58:09):
Don't they remember those raise of sharp spoons. You'd be
like a sword.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Swall plasticky one.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
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Speaker 2 (58:16):
I think they were choking the turtle.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
The turtle's nose when I was gotting down to the kernel.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
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I'm struggling today. I'm seven of the other day and
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Where do I go to put on?

Speaker 9 (58:36):
What's what?

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Where's my GUELI is? Please?

Speaker 3 (58:39):
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Speaker 2 (58:40):
You just did it.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
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go to Gold one on one seven press the microphone
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Speaker 9 (59:02):
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President Trump has requested Diet Pep's diet coke on tap
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McDonald's in his house.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
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Speaker 5 (59:48):
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This is a homemade color TV.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
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first colored CV.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
What color cellophane was it?

Speaker 9 (01:00:05):
It was either yellow or blue or any green and
fortune it was one color.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
We thought that's would color TV. That was simpler time, just.

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When cellophane could change the world right at you two.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
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Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
We'll be back from six to night for jam Nation.
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Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
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Speaker 11 (01:00:33):
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