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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, Amanda, it's our podcast. What have we got?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Well?

Speaker 1 (00:03):
This is our show.

Speaker 3 (00:03):
Today we spoke to a politics professor called Lee Morgan Besser.
He's been speaking out quite a bit recently about how
dangerous it is for everyday Australians to travel to the
States in terms of are your social media in terms
of chances of detention. He's chosen not to travel through
the States at the moment, so we also put that

(00:24):
to the pub test. Traveling to the States? How do
you feel?

Speaker 4 (00:27):
I have no problem with it. I like going after
the States. She's just going to have all the paperwork
in order.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
In the old days, you could travel the whole world
with no bookings and just go on a whim from
place to place. To enter the United States, you have
to know where you're going to be staying every single
night and have it on the tip of your tongue
and your paperwork ready to go. Or you could be
detained and sent home.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Well, you'd be sent home and you could watch the floor,
not the ground, because you're just looking down at the
ground because you're ashamed you've been sent home.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Who would have a new show called the ground with
the ground? Well, there's one called the floor. It started
on Channel nine last night. That's what we're talking about.
There's been an increase in shark attacks and some unusual
places around the world. The explanation for this is quite interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
And he's a funny dude. Rhyese Nicholson is joining us
in this podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
Enjoy a miracle of recording. We have so many requests
for them to do it again.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Mistress Amanda and ms Keller. Amanda doesn't work alone. Friend
in aroom making the tools of the train.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 6 (01:40):
The legendary part Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Congratulations, we are there any right now?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
And Amanda, you're doing a great job. Ski good radio.
Sorry but it's a total tongue twist set idiot and Amanda, Yeah,
shoot time we're on there. Tell them on a tea
mander come, I am very well. I have a present
for you. Do you yes? Should I be trepidacious? Why

(02:12):
don't you get.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Me some scrabble tiles?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Would you want scrabble top?

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Now I'm just showing off about my linguistic skills this
early in the morning.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Do you remember many many years ago we were walking
through a quarry center and it was Easter time. You
just started working for me two thousand and five, and
we passed the dow Or Lease.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Store there and I said, I was.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Getting some Easter eggs for the family to give to them.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
What the easter bunny to that anyway? Wow?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, you bought some of these, have
only brought somebody.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
You bought some extra.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Ones, nicely explained, and you said, well, I don't get
an egg.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
And I said, well you got to get an egg?
What sort of an egg? And I looked at you
and you're like a little tears streak was interrupt and
I said, hey, let me do this.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
And I said, if you could pick any egg in
this shop, what would have been?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
And you said, I like a big freckle.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
And from that day forward, traditionally every year I give
you a big freckle.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I didn't get to see you over the holidays, but
here you are.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Why are you reaching around the back to get me
a freckle.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
You're a big Darryl Lee big freckle.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Thank you, Brendan that I love these ones, but I
do have to like and not as big as they
used to be.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
No they're not and they're hard to get.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
I had to go to Cronela news Ages, which is
no biggie for me because I like going down.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
They're having a chat to Jackie and Matt there. Did
you get it all free?

Speaker 7 (03:29):
No?

Speaker 1 (03:29):
I paid good money for well, thank you. I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
But you know, my brother and sister in law spent
Easter with me on the South Coast, and they seemed
shocked that I didn't that. I don't make a big
deal about getting an Easter egg. I'm not a chocolate person.
And Harley and I used it obviously the kids. Easter
Bunny would arrive for the kids and all of that,
but we never bought each I find it weird that
adults by each other chocolate at Easter.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I just think that's weird. That's not to stop you
from showering.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
No, no, absolutely, but it's funny that people think feel
sorry for me that we don't swap eggs as it work.
I find it unusual that adults do. Do you and
Helen give each other Easter eggs?

Speaker 8 (04:07):
She didn't give me anything. I got a big rabbit,
did you Yeah? Because of this elegant rabbit. Because of
this it is some sex toy joke. No, it's an
elegant rabbit.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
It's a big rabbit.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
What is elegant mean?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
It's what it's called rabbit.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Oh okay, I thought were you giggled? I thought it
was a sex and the City kind of a thing.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
What are you talking? Wasn't the rabbit a thing?

Speaker 3 (04:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Please explain.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Rabbit. It's for the easter. But it's just a flashlight.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
In case something happens in the night, in case something
happens in the night. But don't keep talking.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
We've got important things to.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Say, like what we have a book announcement to make
Brendan r I'm right in celebration about twenty years on
air and my twenty freckles. We're creating our very own book.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
At least he's going to write this book.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
You and I are. So we're going to go over
our favorite moments over the years, twenty years of our
favorite guests, our world record attempts, how it all began,
twenty years.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Of our feuds. And this is where it's exciting to you.

Speaker 4 (05:14):
I thought we were going to have an announcement about
a big announcement coming up.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
At seven, We decided not to. Oh, okay, I thought
it might people might be disappointed in the surprise.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
We thought we'd do it at six o'clock.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
And do it at seven and just bear it there
because no, we're don't do it. It's why are you
being like this?

Speaker 1 (05:29):
No?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
So we'd like you to be part of our book.
We'd like you to share your favorite memories over the years.
Go to our wind page and also upload a photo
of yourself because we'd like to include everyone's faces, all
of our five listeners in our book.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Good Idea, Good Idea, and other people to write it
for us. I've already written a book.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
It's still available just entire for Christmas in Fortopia Action
pack show Reys Nicholson's going to be joining us on
the show. Instagram makes us return thanks to Channel seven.
We've got two thousand dollars cash to give away and
we can't do anything until we do the Magnificent Seven, which.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Australian icon is famous for sleeping eighteen hours a day,
eating eucalyptus and having chlamydia gam nation.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
We have the Magnificent seven for seven questions. Can you
go all the way and answer all seven questions correctly?
If you do that.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
A man will say, I'm very impressed, thank you that
every year you do. It's a very nice ritual that
you do. Buy me a freckle Easter egg. And I
know they're not easy to get. I know you have
to travel to your local news agent sometimes.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
To get it.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
And I appreciate. And did they had big and bouncy
come in? Do you get that online?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
I've get my Bigger Bouncy, your trampoline magazine, Jumping Castle Monthly.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah, it's got a good It's very COMPREHENSI yes, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Let's get into the Magnificent seven. Shane is in Rooty Hill.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Hello Shane, morning guys.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
How are we very well?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Question one, which Australian icon is famous for sleeping eighteen
hours a day, eating eucalyptus and having chlamydia.

Speaker 9 (06:54):
I'd have to go to coil that is?

Speaker 1 (06:56):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
A contender for Maritith first Sight could be what is
the name of the currency used in Japan?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Shane?

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah, yeah, which brings you to lyrical Assassin.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
One of my favorite segments in the Magnificent Seven, Amanda
not so much.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Is this where we just read the lyrics and confused lyrics.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
In a conversational style, and then Shane has to work
out where are those lyrics are from?

Speaker 2 (07:20):
You?

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Ready, Shane?

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Can I ever go?

Speaker 2 (07:23):
No?

Speaker 3 (07:24):
You do it. I love being on your show.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
You do it.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
I'm just going to put my tea bag in the
bin here and I love being on your show.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
You do it. Over to you? Come on, come on,
you do it. You do it? Well, I want to
do what is it? What you want to do? You
just want to do? You do it? No, you do it? Please,
you do it. No, you've taken the fun out. All right,
I'll do it.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
You can dance if you want to leave your friends behind,
because if if your friends don't dance, and if they
don't dance, well they're no friends of mine.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
You know you've done that very well. Yeah, that's why
I wanted to do it.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
I knew I could nail it.

Speaker 9 (07:54):
Oh that's these not.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Footlers. Melissa is in Penrish.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
She's called us on our new number thirteen fifty five
twenty two and listen, did you have any trouble with
the number?

Speaker 10 (08:07):
No, got through a straightaway.

Speaker 11 (08:09):
Thanks guy, and welcome back.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
Thank you. You're a smart person. That's why we Jones.
It's your turn. Now you well, you did it very well,
thank you, but just stand back and watch. Okay, you
can dance if you want to.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
You head's wobbling.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Yeah yeah, you can leave your friends behind because your
friends don't dance and in fact don't dance. Well, they're
no friends of mine.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Now with an added what do you say than it is?

Speaker 4 (08:32):
And then without hat I love the fact you useless,
the work it's imbecile.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
And the song.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
Heay, thank you, that's enough, Thank you John Tom's a
big fan of thanks.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
That'll get us through to nine o'clock. Question four. Which
Australian town is named after a cow? This is multiple
choice Melissa's at a coleamber up in Western Australia. B
Banana in Queensland or move all in New South Wales.

Speaker 12 (09:03):
New ball.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
But no no podcast The Magnificent Seven.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
I have to question number four. Which Australian town is
named after a cow?

Speaker 3 (09:15):
This multiple choice is going to Ian in Buxton, Halloween.

Speaker 13 (09:18):
Good morning, How are you very well?

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Which Australian town is named after a cow? Is it
a kaw them up in Western Australia or be banana
in Queensland.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Only Queensland Banana it is.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
It was named and can see a statue of it
here I'm moving at it's named after a gold colored
working ox who resided there, resided there in the eighteen hundred.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
I've noticed that there's a fence around it, obviously to
stop people riding the big cow. Oh you know, did
you see what they did in Ireland with Molly the statue?
And they're going to put it up high because people
kept fondling her breasts.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
For good luck.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Well, we've got footage of you at the Easter Show
doing that to some a statue of a pirate woman
pointed out the wear on her breast.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
But I didn't fonder them. Okay, I don't think I
think it's wrong.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
You were creepily cracking onto the statue.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
I was not. And don't listen to a word of
what iman question number five and is true or false?

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Charlie?

Speaker 1 (10:14):
So true or false?

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Charlie Chaplin is buried under six feet of concrete. I'm
going to kill anyone'd be false.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
That's where you'd be wrong. And Jackie's in Campbelltown.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Oh, Jacqueline, Well, I guess you'll know this then. Charlie
Chaplin was buried under six feet of concrete.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
True or false?

Speaker 2 (10:32):
True?

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Yeah, he's the inflammation. After his death in nineteen seventy seven,
his body was stolen from his grave in Switzerland by
two men seeking ransom. Following the recovery of his remains,
his coffin was reburied in case and reinforced concrete to
stop any future theft attempt.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Well, because there's a lot of famous people buried, you
could go and just the nick Someone couldn't like Banjo Pattison.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
How about you don't?

Speaker 3 (10:58):
How about you don't speak the jed and don't do it?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Who pays the ransom? Though? How many colors are there
in a rainbow? Jackie? So many questions?

Speaker 3 (11:07):
Uh, sing the song in your head?

Speaker 9 (11:09):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
All out loud if you like?

Speaker 10 (11:11):
Seven?

Speaker 14 (11:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Seven, let's sing the song anyway?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Question number seven? Whose campaign bus got stuck on Pitt
Street yesterday shortly after leaving our very studio.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (11:26):
Not elbows the other guy?

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Yeah, ringing how the election goes, that's how ninety percent
of Australia will be voted.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
But it's not how you want the imagery to be.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Is it? A whole lot of people trying to push
his bush up us?

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Up a street and you know what, you were the
one that gave him the directions utterly left here. He said,
I've got to go into the city and you said,
why don't you get down Pitt Street. Well you had that, yeah,
And the bus is no good because it's got those
stupid bike planes that clovermore put in and got stuck
on one of those. Anyway, Jackie, gradulations, do you won
the jam? It's all coming away? A two hundred and

(12:01):
fifty dollars price Line voucher from Quality Health. Quality Health
Vitamins was Australia owned offered at everyday low prices at
price Line.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
A double passed to Anthony Clear and Tim Campbell.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
The songs of Elton and George live at the Coliseum
this Saturday at the third of May. After you voted
for Dutton and the other guy or the other guy
and the other guy.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
You can go and see those two kids.

Speaker 11 (12:23):
That's all.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Jonesy demandic caricatures and substandard pencils as well, Jackie.

Speaker 9 (12:28):
And you'd like to add, no, just have awesome.

Speaker 10 (12:31):
They glad you got a back.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Thank you, Jon.

Speaker 7 (12:34):
Tell everyone Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
It's John and Amanda look like you care. He's a
good throw back.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
In a second, before I get to the German ac
we need to address something. I was just saying, I'm
so over already Liz Hurley and Billy Ray Sorrus. And
you said, what are they a couple?

Speaker 4 (12:57):
I don't know, maybe under a rock during my holidays.
I go, they just went away from the news.

Speaker 3 (13:02):
Well they were the big news. They are now a couple,
and they've all these loved up photos of each other,
passion and arms around each other and stuff.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
How weird.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
I have this theory, as you know that all the
famous people in the world is going to go. They
go into a giant snow globe and they eventually married
each other. This is when John Mellencamp is with Meg Ryan.
You go, what, it makes no sense. Daryl Hannah is
married to Neil Young. Yeah, it's like just put all
the celebrities in a snow globe and match them up.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
Because Michael Hutchins's daughter, Tiger Lily, is now with Tony
Hawk's son.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
No, it's Francis Bean. Francis Bean, don't go to Brendan
viny Tiger Lily.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
How did I get to the gentleman Tiger Lily with that.
I don't know, I don't know who.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
I know she's with somebody, but it's not I don't
think he's a famous person.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Oh well, have a look.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
I get into the snow globe. You feel in the.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Meantime going on in your life. But really, in.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
The meantime, I'm going to flick through the German acain
because musical facts. On this day. In nineteen seventy four,
Bruce Springsteen released his hit Born to Run. You know
a lot of artists have covered it, but this is weird.
Alan Clark from the Hollies released a cover of that
song just months after Bruce did.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Why would you say, there's Bruce Springsteen.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
I have a crack at that. Just months later, you
get a strike while the iron's hot. It's not a
bad version. Have a listen.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
I sweated out on a streamy. It's overwrought, all.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
American dream and then we're redbrew Mansions of Glory.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
And Sue were sad.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Yeah, No, it's weird, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Well? You know I love Susie Quatro.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
I have listened to this. I'm not a fan of this.
Is she released this since ninety six.

Speaker 7 (14:44):
Suicide?

Speaker 1 (14:52):
I like Susan.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
You know Joey Temperts from the law. Yeah, there are
more Joey Temperts from the Europe. He had a crack
at it in ninety eight house.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Well, once he had to lose his sins. Where does
he go? No one more? This is just a week ago.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Popular R and B artist h E R released to
cover and I like it?

Speaker 1 (15:28):
What about Tony's Orbe's son?

Speaker 3 (15:31):
You woant to hear Joe Dolgy's version. Now we don't
have time les play the.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Og pull on the boss, turn it up way loud.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Well, it's a precarious time to be traveling to the US.
Some people are saying don't go. Others are saying it's fine.
To clear things up. We thought we chat to doctor
Lee Morgan. Besser is a political professor who says it's
time to rethink our travel plans, so much so he's
canceled his own business trips in the States.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Lee, Hello, good morning. How are you very well?

Speaker 3 (16:01):
I mean, we're hearing some scary stories about tourists being
put into holding sales overnight, being told to take Berner
phones and wipe your social media history.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
What have you heard?

Speaker 2 (16:12):
I've heard very similar things.

Speaker 15 (16:14):
Unfortunately, it's all part of the Trump administrations so called
enhanced vetting procedures, which empowered customs and border agents to
I guess, ask more difficult questions of travelers and give
them a greater powers to detain people at the border
as well.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
But bernaphines that's pretty extreme.

Speaker 15 (16:35):
Yeah, bonaphones, burner laptops, I've also heard of. It's also
very expensive options for travelers.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
And it is just to get rid of what your
social media history in case you're a person of you know,
what are they going to look for?

Speaker 15 (16:51):
Yeah, it's exactly that they're going to look for criticism
of the Trump administration or its policies on social media.
So they will ask for you to to your past
code or your face ID, and then they will scroll
through your different social media platforms.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
But wouldn't if you deleted all those hashtags and stuff,
wouldn't that would raise more questions.

Speaker 15 (17:12):
It would raise more questions. It don't depend on whether
you're sort of traveling for work or related reasons or
for tourism, so it doesn't come down to it does
come of forcing down to the color of your skin
and things like that. So it's a bit it's a
bit random and unpredictable.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
So lead if you know, mindy asking what color is your.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Skin, it's very much white.

Speaker 15 (17:36):
All right, then I would be all right on that
basis alone, but probably not on what I've said about
the Trump administration.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Yeah, okay, yeah, because when people our age used to travel,
you could travel the whole world without having an itinery,
without having booked a hotel, without having any of those details.
But I'm hearing of people being detained because there's there's
three days at the end of their trip that aren't
accounted for.

Speaker 9 (17:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (17:59):
Absolutely, So one of the big reasons that being detained
is that none only the visa paperwork so you may
have like an error, but also the answers that.

Speaker 6 (18:07):
They're providing at the border are not accepted by the
customs and border officials. And that's simply because people want
to have some flexibility in their travel plans and that's
not being accepted.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
I'm in North Korea as a kid going to America,
though my dad used to say, particularly to me, okay,
no smarty pants comments, nothing about the guns or anything
like that. So America has always been fraught when you
go over there. But I was reading about someone. You've
got to have your ETSA, you know, the little electronic
transferry whatever that is. You have that, but sometimes that's
not enough. You've got to have an itinery printed. You've

(18:41):
got to have what you're doing, and particularly if you're
going over there for work like Lee might be, or
a travel person, you've got to make sure that everything's
tickety boo, as they say, and you can't lie to them.
If you start trying to be paranoid and lie, then
you're going to end up in some sort of holding
cell or even wor it's just getting sent I am.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Even worse than a holding cells. Well, so you're on
the holiday, imagine that you get turned around. That would
be dreadful.

Speaker 15 (19:04):
Yeah, I mean, there's been plenty of cases recently, German tourists,
French scientists, sort of the case of a Canadian trying
to leave America and get detained about.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Paperwork trying to leave America, Yes, because that's you know,
That's another thing I heard is that you should have
at the tip of your tongue where you're staying, what
the details are, how long you're going to be here.
When you get off a long haul flight. That's the
last thing that's on your mind and you're trying to
figure out what you're going to be doing. What advice
would you give to people who are traveling to the States.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
I think there's four things that need to do.

Speaker 15 (19:38):
One is just make sure that leads of paperwork is
absolutely one hundredercent full proof. The other one is what
you've said is sort of rehearsed answers in some sense,
so make sure you know the answers to the questions
are going to ask beforehand. Bern a phone is I
think a really good option, but you know, somewhat expensive.
And then absolutely the worst case scenario is a fALS

(20:00):
email that automatically sends should you fail to cancel it,
so allersing people to the fact that you may have
been detained, because if they take your phone, how are
you going to contact people? And an Australian government can't
guarantee consular support.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
So okay traveling to the United States. So much has
changed in the last one hundred days, hasn't it?

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Just by yourself a marga cap You'll.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Be a.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Wow, it's chilling, isn't it?

Speaker 14 (20:28):
A Lee?

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Thank you for joining us?

Speaker 9 (20:30):
Got a problem you have great morning?

Speaker 4 (20:31):
Thank you Lee Morgan Besser. There, it's fourteen to seven
coming up. The pub test that begs the question going
to America.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Does it passed the pub.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Would you travel to the States right now?

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Nation, Let's get on down to the Jonesy of No
matter of Arms for the pub test.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
We're just going to Lee Morgan Besser.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
He was talking about he's a professor who's canceled his
trip to America because he said some stuff about Trump
administration and he doesn't fancy the idea of spending time
in our cell. I have no problem with going to
America because I'm white for a start, and I haven't
really said anything bad about Trump.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
But it's not to being said that. I would have
to be well prepared.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
But you've always had to be well prepared when you
go to America.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
It's not just that. But people used to love going
and people still do. I'm sure love going to the States,
but there is a big part of If you don't
know every hotel you're going to be staying and every
person you're going to be staying with, you don't have
every detail there, you can be detained. Because they've given
the power to the people who ask the questions at
the point of entry. This is like when you go

(21:34):
through American airports. Now you're getting someone on the minimal wage.
You may have a bit of attitude about you making
the decisions. That's what's happening now. Not only that they're
finding that, for example, the tourism in America's dropped off
for Canadians. There's a boycott a Canadians aren't going to
spend their money in America.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
We kind of buy anything over there. Dollar's worth nothing.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
And how do we feel here all those the tariffs?
Do you want to spend your tourist dollar in America
and ward them economically when Trump's doing this to our
tariff system? So how do you feel traveling to the USA?
Does it pass the pub tech?

Speaker 1 (22:07):
I'm okay with it.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
I love America, yeh, jam Na said Johnsie and amandam
for Tucker bag was a Tucker bag.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
It was a bag, a talking bag. They're already on CV.
Hello the twenty dimes of April. My favorite daughter's birthday today?

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Oh how old Romany today?

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Should be twenty eight?

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Wow, she's like the twenty eight year old male but
the female version thereof you ever follow that on Instagram
the what the twenty eight year old male?

Speaker 3 (22:34):
No, it is Tom.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
You know about the twenty eight year old man. Now
you don't know. I'm not there one year.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
But on Instagram it's a funny site. Is there's all
the stuff the twenty eight year old males do. It's
always you know, they play golf and Joe Rogan.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
I remember you telling me that when Romany was born,
weren't you working with John Farnham.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Yes, so he was a great story Farnham.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
So what happened was I was hosting, he was doing
an appearance at a shopping set or at karen Dale.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Shows were the.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Days where you get John far down at karen Dale
and people.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Were going crazy.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
So I was the ladies and gentlemen, you're excited for
John Farnham. He comes down this elevator. I've never met
the guy before in my life. It's coming down this
elevator and on the way down he go sees this
guy and he guess I Jonesy. He's one of the
local DJ's a nice fella. All right, what's his story?
He goes, you know, his wife just had a baby,
little little baby girl, Romany and goes, okay, no worries,
comes out and say, hey, Jonesy gives me a hug,

(23:25):
congratulations on your daughter, Romany class and he gets the
crowd that is class.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Such a sweet thing.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
Yeah, and say thanks bugger Lugs.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
I said, thanks, oh mate, I'm a more of a
barnsy fan than fancy.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Is Romany going to have the Fredo for the traditional
Jones Frederick.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
He doesn't like the Fredo frog cake. My boys like it.
The girl she wants some sort of fancy cake. So
I'm making the fairy cake. Have you seen the fairy case?
That's the ice cream derivet of that, the girl version
of the Fredo frog care my young somewhat at one year,
I said, hey, o.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Mate, that's going to get fun.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Im on the line. We'll talk you around. So that's
happy birthday.

Speaker 3 (24:08):
That's birthday Romany.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
We've got to do all this as well because it
worth i'llon'll be given a grief good.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Oh, We've got big news this morning to celebrate our
twenty years on air. We are putting out a book.
Some conditions apply. We are putting out a book that's
that's not conditional. That's happening. But we still have to
write bits and pieces for it. But it's going to
be looking back at our twenty years on our favorite guests,
our stupid moments, our fights, our world record breaking work

(24:37):
that we've done, Brendan, when we broke the world record underwater.
All those things are going to be in there, and
we'd like you guys to be part of it. Please
go to our wind page, the Gold Wind page, and
share your favorite moments of our show. They could be
something horrendous like when Jonesy said charricter cheurs rather than carricatures.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
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Speaker 3 (24:56):
And also upload and share a photo of yourself because
we'd like to include.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
All of you.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Book two a big montage, a giant montage of our
six listeners.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
No nudity in there.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Okay, well, Brendan, be aware we're not going to have
you in the full monty.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
The big full pop up book.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
Oh would have to be a at A three.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
So go to Gold one on one point seven dot
com dot au and head to the wind page.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
We'd love to have you. Have you involved podcast. Let's
get on there. Josephs A matter of answer the pub test.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
I wanted to get on right now.

Speaker 16 (25:31):
Go to your windows, stick your head on a jel.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
I will say this, I've always been a fan of America.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
I like going to America. I enjoy going to America.

Speaker 3 (25:45):
And has anything changed for you.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
No, I'll go to America for I feel the need
to go there right now. I'm a bit of a
tidy on the money. We're not getting good value.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
For our dollar at the moment. That's the only the
only thing.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Because someone gave me a free trip to America, I'd
be straight there.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
But you've got to get your paperwork right.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
Well, this is what we're hearing this way. We spoke
earlier this morning to doctor Lee Morgan Besser, who's a
political professor, and he's canceled his own trip to the
States even though he's a white man. But he said
he's been critical of Hiss, made comments about the Trump
administration on his social media. He's fearful that that would
detain him. We're hearing stories about people being detained because

(26:22):
they don't have enough paperwork to prove that the last
three days of their holiday accommodation is sorted out. If
you've been critical of the Trump administration, people have been
turned back or put in detention and strip searched, et cetera,
putting holding cells. A lot of people aren't thinking, don't
want to travel there at the moment because they don't
want their dollar to reward the Trump administration for the tariffs.
So how are you feeling traveling to the USA? Does

(26:44):
it passed the pub test?

Speaker 1 (26:45):
That country voted to me?

Speaker 11 (26:47):
Who knows what he's going to do?

Speaker 10 (26:48):
What executive bored and will get signed and.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
You'll get rounded up, paraded out of the country.

Speaker 15 (26:53):
Definitely doesn't past the pub tests.

Speaker 13 (26:55):
Going to America at this point in time.

Speaker 9 (26:57):
Well, I just rerun episode. But this has actually been
happening for years in other countries. My son was detained
Canada going from America to Canada. He had a job
interview in Whistlack. So this is not only happening in America.
Young kids who are backpacking, they're getting it everywhere.

Speaker 11 (27:13):
You could not pay me to go to the US.
And if he's not just about the talent, it's about
the fact that Trump is morally bankrupt, he hates women.
I am terrified for the future if we follow in
air force.

Speaker 12 (27:32):
No.

Speaker 9 (27:33):
No, My opinion of America is that I am boycotting
it to the point where any YouTube channel that is
based in America that I.

Speaker 14 (27:41):
Am a member of.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
I am canceling my subscription and any materials that I
use in.

Speaker 9 (27:46):
My business that are made in America or come from America,
I am no longer purchasing.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Then there's great skiing in Utah. That is great.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
Jackson Hall is a completely different story. We make sure
you got there safely, get in and get out.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
We'll fill out the ex FO. We'll take all of that.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
Don't you worry.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
I'll do the paperwork.

Speaker 4 (28:07):
Because we leave it to you, I'll end up in
Guantanamo Bays. I always like new Australian TV being made,
and I like to support Australian TV being made.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
It's easy to be cynical about TV and everyone has
an opinion on it and whatever. But you know, have
you worked in the TV industry and I still do.
I like it when new shows are made, people are employed,
people are entertained.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
I like it.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Watching the Floor last night, you and I sort of
split screen were watching the Floor.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
What did you think.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
It's interesting that when you I'll read first the press
release that came with the Floor. This is what it
says that you combine an intense strategy, high stakes trivia,
popcorn grabbing, suspense. It promises a gripping game of wits
and endurance. Endurance was the word I love.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Roger Corsa. Roger Corsey is the host of this show.
He is the best host in the world.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
I think so too. We've seen so many promos from
this show. I feel like I already seen the show.
And if you snippets come up on TikTok et cetera.
It's been a very successful American show, so bits and
pieces have come up. You may have seen bits of it.
This is where someone picks a category and you have
to go head to head to name things.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
In that category. When the images appear a bit like
this pug dalation chuah.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
And that category was pop singers, TV hosts was dogs obviously.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
And that's the play along bit. And that's the bit
you lean into. This is the bit you think, oh,
and you try and beat the buzzer and do the
whole thing yourself. If the show was just that brilliant,
but it isn't because it also is quite convoluted about
the contestants and there's one hundred million of them are
all standing in their own squares and They don't play

(29:53):
their own categories. They play someone else's category, and if
you beat their category, then you take over their square.
And that's the exhausting bit. I'll tell you who else
is exhausting is the contestants. And obviously this was the
first show, so the contestants were highly curated and schooled
in how to be a contestant. This is why I
like Tipping Point because people just turn up, they do

(30:13):
their own makeup, they go yeah, and you play TV wings.
That's pretty much it. That's pretty much it.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
The disco over the Fall.

Speaker 3 (30:19):
The hero is the game in this one, all the
contestants were primed to be the hero.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
What do you make of this?

Speaker 15 (30:25):
Go?

Speaker 4 (30:26):
Welcome to the floor, High Roger.

Speaker 12 (30:31):
I'd love for you to tell everyone your category.

Speaker 4 (30:33):
My category is LOGI Winners.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Obviously I'm familiar with any of my work.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Then, unfortunately, when the randomizer picks you, you don't get
to play in your own category.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
I know, did he bring his girlfriend for support? This category?
Was you? Funnily enough? But you know what, that's not convoluted.
I'll tell you about a convoluated TV show I was
involved with, and I only thought about this in my holidays,
caught up with Luke Mangan. You know Luke Magan, the chef.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
I haven't seen him for ages, and I said, the
last time we saw each other and we both said
it at the same time, Chef versus the Neighborhood. It
was a pilot for a TV the name of a
show that was the show Chef versus the Neighborhood. And
my daughter who was about ten at the time, turning
twenty eight today, I took her along because.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
She was keen and also there was going to be
free pizza.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
So the premise of this show, no one could actually
explain it to me, but what it was, there was
a chef taking on the whole neighborhood and Luke took
on that.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
Luke Mangan was the host and I was a judge
and I said, well, wouldn't you have Luke Mangan the chef?
So who was the chef? So the chef wasn't even
Luke Mang. It was some local guy And I said,
does he run a restaurant?

Speaker 1 (31:47):
No, he's just a chef. What does he work as
a chef? No? No, he just he's in the street,
just two blocks away.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
But he just cooks at home. Now I could do that.
This show was so convolented and went for ages. See it, No,
it never made.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
I mean the filming went for ages.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Filming went for five hours and at the end, I said,
how about I do this little piece to camera at
the end so we can order to go home. And
my daughter so sweet as we got in the car
and she's eating a big slice.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Of pizza and goes, well, well that got their dad,
and I said, that will never see the light of day.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Remember you and I did a pilot called together called
People Versus Animals, Children versus animals because they don't work
with either. Well we didn't because that show didn't go anywhere.
It's where a group of so called celebrities you and
I were hosting. Celebrities had to do a task versus
dogs doing the task and we're getting spaghetti.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
So a guest judges Denny Hines and Michelle Bridges, they
are the judges.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
As there was regular people going against the dogs, but
that kids.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
They had to play against kids and animals.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
And then remember that giant pig read it up on me,
a big pig.

Speaker 4 (32:55):
This giant sow was huge and read it up and
everyone thought this is great.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Did they get made?

Speaker 1 (33:02):
No? I know terrible. You've been waiting to be reared
up on television ever since. I want to bid read
up by a big soal so no.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
One sets out to make TV that isn't successful. And
I wish the floor all the beds well, I really do.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
And good luck for everyday one. Roger, you look good
in that blue suit.

Speaker 7 (33:19):
Absolutely Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
And Landa remember this.

Speaker 12 (33:28):
I don't believe you guys can follow up the fast nothing.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
I was watching Channel seven news last night. Don't tell
Pde I was watching Channel seven news. He gets upset
with me. But I love market Angelo. What should we
should have them around for dinner? Market Angela for dinner?

Speaker 3 (33:42):
We don't live together, Brandon, just forget get.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Maybe you make that you know the thing you make?

Speaker 3 (33:47):
I really like what is See if you can name
one thing I make?

Speaker 4 (33:50):
You know what you make that's really good? Tell me
that's sam many things and you put all the stuff
on it.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
I love that. I'll make that.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
And you introduced me to hoisting sauce. Did I remember
the duck pancakes? So Harley mistakenly bought forty liters of them, yes.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Instead of four I know, I know we would want
four liters. I think it was one bottle and end
up getting enough to fuel an engine.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
I gotta bit tie every time I hoists insauce.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
On ice cream.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Anyway, if you're watching Channel seven News last night.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
You may have seen the code word that is worth
two thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
And if any way we can flex our new number
thirteen fifty five twenty two Michael of Warrington County, Do
you have no trouble with the number?

Speaker 10 (34:27):
Hey, you guys are perfectly fine. Mate, how are you?

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Good's speaking of numbers, Let's see if we can give
you two thousand dollars? What was last night's code word?

Speaker 10 (34:36):
Is it the winner of Sydney?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Is it Sydney? Sydney said Sydney.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
Congratulations Michael sas did Michael good On your mate.

Speaker 10 (34:45):
Awesome, Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Joy, well done. Seven seven New Sydney your News their
mission with Mark Ferguson and Angela Cox six on seven
and seven plus yep, and we'll play again tomorrow, So
make sure you watch the news tonight.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
I saw an interesting story in the New York Post.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
There's been a space of shark attacks overseas and a
big increase in the numbers and horrendous stories of people
being chomped. And you know what they're putting this down
to is influencers taking risks for photographs.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
Oh yeah, I got for a swim with a lamb
chop around their neck, so they get the likes.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Wh do you think in Australia we know sharks are dangerous?
Maybe do they not know that overseas because these attacks
have been in places like Turks and cowcults. Where's that
cake anyway? That's a European rules.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
In the bloody overseas?

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Certainly is something happened in Israel a number of shark bites.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Shark attack in Israel.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
That was that was a little alarming because you don't
usually get sharks around that them parts. Well, this may
be a Mediterranean you don't really get. You don't get
because I got overfished.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
And so why does that mean?

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Well, that's why the Mediterranean, you know, the Greeks, Citans,
all those guys just went crazy in and.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
Over and so why sharks coming in?

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Sharks there? Also? It was unusual.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
There was well, I don't know if there's been any
shark attacks in the Mediterranean.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
I don't have.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
Well, that's that's what I think. That's where turks and
k grew. I should be a traveler agent. I really should.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
You should.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
But they're putting this down to tourists who are being
encouraged as by other influencers to get up close and
personal and all this stuff. The Jaws is celebrating its
fiftieth year in cinemas, et cetera, so right, fifty would be,
wouldn't it Yep. So they're saying that many of these
sharks will ignore you, they wreck.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
This is what researchers say.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
But on many of these attacks were defensive responses from
the shark to being poked and prodded by these influencers
looking to get a good shot. So this is the problem.
As I said, a Canadian tourist lost her hands after
being bitten by a six foot sharks she was trying
to get.

Speaker 7 (36:52):
A photo with.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
He does that selfie.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
And this is the man who died in Israel, a
father of four who's trying to film sharks in the water.
So five percent of these these recent spate of bites
have been attributed to influencers and been attributed to shark's
acting out in self defense, hence being prodded by influence.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
Our influencers could be on the endangered list if they
come to Australia.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
We've got so many things that can kill them. Imagine
if influences became endangered.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
What will we do with that influences?

Speaker 3 (37:21):
I know, Good luck everybody.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Podcast Gold one at one point seven. Good pan flute
right there, sort of phrase.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
You hear a lot.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
We play more pan flute than anyone.

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Remember those coffee commercials that had the pan flute that
was just a flut flut No, I think it was
a pan flute, and there was sort of this soap
opera being played out. She was going to crack onto
the guy next door. Im I remembering that.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
I could talk to you about nineties coffee commercials all day,
but we have bigger fish to fry.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Aman at seven to eight, the.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Election isn't the only thing getting heated this weekend. The
always charming and delightful Rhys Nicholson is sitting the stage
with their stand up shot Huge Big Party. Congratulations, that's
the name of the show. Reese joins us. Now, high Reese, there.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Is good morning. I'd like to only talk about coffee commercials?

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Please?

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Do you remember that particularly commercial that Amanda's referring to.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
I thought you'd be too too young.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Oh thank you, oh thank bless you. Was a fishing
like what I caught. No, I think I vaguely, I
think I vaguely remember that.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Yeah, a story of love through coffee.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
When you grew up, was coffee the big deal it
is now because you know, everyone's become a coffee punts.
In our house it was international roast and Pablo and
that was about it.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
What was it like in your Yeah, we had we
were in a Macona situation, absolutely, or if people were
over a like a plunger coffee like a French bread. Yeah,
my daughter, I want's coming over.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
My daughter comes round to our house now and she
gets the Macna coffee and just tips half of it
into a cup, and I go.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Well, excuse him, you know, couse he lives that's expensive stuff.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
She likes strong stuff.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
We need to we need to look at what's happening
in your home anyways.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
So can I ask you about the title of your show, Huge,
Big Party, Congratulations, Tell me what that's encompassing.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Well, like, you know, you have to name your show
before you've written it. But also because this is it's
kind of a short return season of last year show.
But last year's show was kind of a little bit
about getting married, and when we sent out invites of
when we got married a couple of years ago, my
father in law replied to the invite with just all capitals,

(39:39):
huge big party congratulations, with no punctuation, and he does
not feature in the show. I just thought it was
quite a funny phrase and I couldn't stop saying it,
and it becomes I've got friends that have started say
that you know something good happens in your life. You go, oh, well, huge,
big party congratulations.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Absolutely, and so what kind of stuff are you poking?
Fund it with the election feature in your show.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
I mean, I guess it will almost out of it
being the elect because you know, the election got kind
of pushed back because and so we it's just happened
to be the same night, so everyone vote early in
Western Sydney so you can get to the jone.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Will this be like one of those things where like
with my husband used to go to a charity event
with me and the Bledderslow Cup was on, and he'd say,
don't tell me the results. Are you going to have
spoiler alerts? If people don't want to know.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Maybe I'll just have someone standing backstage because I've done
it before. I had to show in Sydney at the
Endmal Theater at the last election. I had a sudden
memory about this something about me. Yeah, and I mean
I guess comedy festivals on it's usually right lunchs. But yeah,
I don't know what I'll do. It'll be stressful, like
I'll be thinking about it the whole time. And you

(40:50):
know there I work at particular national broadcasters sometimes really
like I wonder if I'll be working next year.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Well, that's right, depending how that funding is going to go,
you better be good on stage.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
Research all you've got.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Maybe she gets someone from the Trumpet of Patriots to
read it.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
Oh, there we go. We can build. We can build
the Titanic and I can work on the show for you.
I can work on the both.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
You can serve the a Kona.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Oh that's you know what, truly though, I'd be happy
with that.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
That sounds like a happy life.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
I think this is all the fixings for a great
show rece and really, we know what you deliver.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
You always deliver the goods.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
You deliver the huge, big party congratulations every time, a
big party congratulations.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
And you know what, I want to go and be
that person that just writes in capitals.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
You get to that point where you.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Just don't what Donald Trump does and share does it?

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Share does it? And your father in law Reese. So
maybe that's a thing.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah, I want it like and in your handwriting as well,
like no email, just like and like block letters and
that you when we're watching you write, you have a
really focused look on your face and you're moving very slowly.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
They're the letters we don't open.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
You're writing like a serial killer.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Yeah, well your tongues kind of off to the side
a little bit.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
Huge, big party, congratulations, all capitals. Head to Reyes Nicholson
dot com. Don a you, Reese, thank you for joining us.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Thank you so much. I've done this from bed the
whole time, and I really appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
I sensed it, you know, I felt the cozy vibe horizontal.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Reese is a good rece.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
Nickel every time.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
On the levels right now it's a free more instance.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
And Amanda's I think it's the new number quite frankly,
fifty five twenty two.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Say it again, because I spoke of.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
You thirteen fifty five twenty two. That's you, you speaking
over me.

Speaker 3 (42:47):
I was going to get that other one made into
a cross stitch, and now I've got to get this
one done.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
You don't even remember the other one?

Speaker 3 (42:53):
No, I don't.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
Just as well, and your own number one three hundred
six pens.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
The number you need right now.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
It's thirteen fifty five twenty two. We have ten questions
sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass if you
don't know an answer, we'll come.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Back to that question.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
If time permits, you get all the questions right, you
win one thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
You know that you can make it two thousand dollars
by answering a bonus question, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
In Oakville we find Michelle him Michelle, Oh my god,
Hi hey Michelle.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Hello, Hello, you're about to You're about to be to
do the test like.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
The new number Michelle I did.

Speaker 11 (43:26):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 13 (43:27):
It's actually my birthday today.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Oh, missche happy birthday.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Daughter's birthday today as well, a little taurus.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Yes, well, we'd see if we can get you some
money today for your birthday Michelle. First up, and first
hurdle is to get you one thousand dollars. We've got
ten questions sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say pass.
We usually have time to come back. Okay, okay, Michelle,
let's see how happy we can make your birthday.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Question number one, how many sides are on a square?
Question two? What planet do we live on? What season
comes after? Winter?

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Three?

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Question Fourermit the Frog is a character from which show
The Muppet Show?

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Question five? True or false?

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Pasta originated in China?

Speaker 11 (44:16):
False?

Speaker 1 (44:19):
No, it is false? Is no? It's it's true. It
originated in China? Did it?

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:28):
I confused?

Speaker 1 (44:29):
No, you're not it's true? Is it true?

Speaker 16 (44:32):
True?

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Because we're not even listening to us. No, that's true.
It's true. It's true. Sorry, Michelle, No, no it's false.
Is it false? I talk to us producers, come on in. No,
it's true. We've we've we've rejigged the question. Someone else
has done.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
There Where's Where's Sorry?

Speaker 1 (44:49):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Michelle.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Sorry Michelle, someone's going to get a Bumchell.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Yeah, your birthday, I'm going to get that bum kicking.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
I have question? Well, this question I'm confused.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Is Michelle right or wrong?

Speaker 1 (45:03):
No? No, because she said.

Speaker 10 (45:04):
False, Well I would have thought that.

Speaker 1 (45:11):
No, no China. We're just so we're all clear on this. Yes,
pasta are so she's right now. It originated is from China. Yes,
she said false. He said false.

Speaker 7 (45:23):
It's true.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
That's true. Thank you, tom Oh. My head is hurt. Okay,
let's let's get the floor on the floor.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Michelle, I'm so sorry. It's your birthday and we've made
it unpleasant.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
And you've got to drop clock up.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Pasta has come from China.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Everybody, you learn something every day, don't you? Sa podcast
gold But at what point seven?

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Hello there, it's Jonesy Demanda thanks to Mojo Holmes. The
twenty ninth of April, my daughter's birthday.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
And red lad to day you admitted that you were wrong.

Speaker 3 (45:55):
Look, I do because we rejig the question. We practice
for Instagram before we do that, and we practice and
we go through them and it was true or false.
Past originated in Italy and the answer was false China.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
At the time when we did our little run through
it believe or we run through on this stuff, you said, oh,
that's a little bit mean.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
A little bit means, so we changed it too. Pasta
originated in China.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
We changed it, but someone didn't change the answer.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
We changed it, but I forgot to change the answer,
so false was still false when it should have said true.
That was my fault for the confusion. And I do apologize, Brennan.
It's easy to say sorry when when it happens. So
maybe take a leaf out of my book, Sam, get
on board.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
It's like when you run into that guy's car and
it was my fault, it.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Was your fault because what happened was I said, am
I going to hit this? And you thought I said,
am I going.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
To miss this?

Speaker 4 (46:46):
And so I reverse into him and then you yellded
both of us standing there and you've just run into his.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Gear because you told me to anyway, and we spoke.
We have a podcast that we do after the show
every day. It's uploaded every day after the show. It's
called The Cutting and Floor.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Things.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
We didn't get around to talking about. One of the
things that we spoke about yesterday. I'd like to bring
back here because I've found another couple of examples of
this sort of stuff. People betting on anything is really
what we're going to be talking about, but people have
been betting on this thing called the world's first so
called sperm race. Two college students in America decided to

(47:22):
produce their sperm under clinical conditions. They put it in
a centrifuge, so the cells themselves was separated from the
rest of the fluid.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
That's rifugial. Wasn't called bondy blue, wasn't it?

Speaker 3 (47:34):
Ah No? And then it was a small electric current
was pushed through it as they raced through a track
that was eight inches long, which replicated the fallopian tubes.
They didn't put into a human They had it in
a machine. And me just talking about it doesn't do
a justice. Let me tell you there was a ten
thousand dollars cash prize. The betting on this went up

(47:54):
to one point four million dollars. Is a giant spectacle
in a giant stadium. And this is how it sounded.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Through the camera. We are.

Speaker 13 (48:09):
After the races, those years of you do hold dad.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Dread credits for him, Jenny God. Anyway, he had supersperm.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
He had super sperm. So one of them won that race.
But then I saw another thing last night. This came
up on my TikTok This is some someone has said
it's three am, and instead of sleeping, I'm betting on
a German don't slide the item too far across the
desk competition. So I don't know if this is part
of a Tonight show or what it is, but he
this person was betting on this thing. Where you saw

(48:46):
the first thing that they were sliding was a car.
To see if they could stop it, just prot one
off the desk.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
This is how it goes. That's kind of in the car.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
Ready, fish tish, yep, yep. Certain female doing it.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Gone.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
Then she gets a small bunny rabbit of stuffed toy,
and to see if she can do it with that,
she goes with a bunny rabbit.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
I don't think women can do this.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Men.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
This is the men's domain.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
If you look at old Wild West movies, the person
comes into the bar and the bar keep slides the
beer and the guy just catches it.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
I reckon I could no. I think you'd be terrible.
Added I think you'd be terrible.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
A well, I don't think i'd be betting on it.
I think this is more of a man thing. I
think the tribal drum should beat for people will bet
on anything.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
Cambre responsibly, I would say, I'm going to add someone.
Your husband, Harley, Oh yeah, one.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
Day, he won't bet on them. But he's competing to.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
Watch watch anything. We're watching professional jet screen race and he's.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Also watched professional tram racing.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
And Harley said, no, that guy's got to get a
penalty for that. And I said, what do you mean?
He said, illegally using a porpoise? Well, what about which
is a term in jet skiing, which I didn't even
know until that day. And I said, Harley, did you
know about jet ski and he said no, No, he
doesn't want you the rules, the ins and outs of
the rules.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
What about what you said you and your brother were
betting on.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
You don't want to mention it.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Competition where you and your brother measured your own private path.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
No, I thought you were doing about that. What other thing? No,
it's not whiteloads. That's that. It's not weird. What your face?

Speaker 3 (50:32):
I don't know what I've touched on.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
Yeah, my brother and I Because if you've got a
brother as close in age as I have, and you
have sons that are like that, they'll bet on anything,
they'll measure anything. They'll bet on anything, they'll fight about anything.
That's what brothers do.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Well, let's do it. The tribal drum is betting for
people will bet on anything and a man of the
match prize, a night with a harbor you king room, buffet,
breakfast for two at the High Regency Sydney.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
People men largely will bet on anything. The tribal drum
is betting on betting. See what I did there, just responsibly,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
I've seen well in the last few days we've spoken
about people one point four million dollars. It was bet
on a sperm race in a stadium in a contraption.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Weird name's not called body bluem. It's an actual centrifuge.

Speaker 3 (51:21):
People can bet on all kinds of things. So that's
what the tribal drum is beating for today. Alana's in
Rudy Hill. Hello, Alana, Are you in Alana or Alana?

Speaker 10 (51:28):
I'm in Alana, Hi, Alana.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Who's betting on what?

Speaker 11 (51:32):
So every year we have an adult Easter Hat parade
for eater and prior to the East Hat Parade, which
the kids judge, we all place a bet on who's
going to win based off what we've seen in the
families group chat of the preparation.

Speaker 9 (51:49):
Of the hat.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
How many of you are there?

Speaker 11 (51:52):
There is ten adults and there's thirteen children.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
And so the ten adults make and wear the hats, yes, and.

Speaker 11 (51:58):
The children are the ones a judge. And so you've
got to figure out who's bribed their kids the most.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Buy the kids. You've got to buy the kids off
to someone away on the same Is.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
It Arnie Cass who wins every year?

Speaker 9 (52:10):
No?

Speaker 11 (52:10):
No, no, no, it's it's usually a different winter every year.
The kids are really fair sometimes. Should I won this
year with a hat that I bought off marketplace?

Speaker 12 (52:20):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (52:20):
What was your hat? Was it crazy?

Speaker 11 (52:22):
It was pretty good? But another kid had used that
in there. Used to have prayed, the mom said, and
she won. The used to have praided. So I just
saw it.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Care that this is like a fine cotton. Yeah, this
should be an inquiry. We'll get onto the feds. So
rageous Tony has joined us side.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Tony, good guys, how are we well?

Speaker 1 (52:40):
What have you been betting on?

Speaker 13 (52:42):
Okay, So this happened a couple of years ago, of
two or three years ago, Super Bowl time, you know,
during COVID Lockdown when we were all doing stupid stuff.
I was watching the Super Bowl and along comes this bet,
looking on sports bet, along comes this bet. How long
is the National Land I'm going to go for? And

(53:03):
I thought, okay, two minutes and fifty seconds longer or shorter.
I looked at who was singing, and I'm thinking, well,
she loves her enough, it's going to go longer than
two minutes and fifty seconds. And sure enough I won.
So yeah, I remember pocketing about sixty.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Bucks for that one.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
Yeah, it's a nice litt learn for the American National Land.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
How long did it actually go for Tony No, I didn't.

Speaker 13 (53:29):
Climate, but I believe it went for something like three
minutes and twenty second.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Beyonce, I remember that time she did it went for
fifteen hours. It's still going to take more of your calls.
What people will bet on anything?

Speaker 7 (53:41):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
And Amanda cheers everyone.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
That could be a game show because there's a spit
on column. Fastige bet on that, would you bet on it?

Speaker 4 (54:01):
Well with TikTok tuker, Yes are there's German game show.
Don't slide the item too far.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
It's when people slide a toy car or a stuffed
bunny to see if they can stop it just before
it slides off the desk. People are betting on this.
People are betting on all kinds of things. The trial
drum is beating for people will bet on anything responsibly.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
We'll bet on anything. Tanya is with us?

Speaker 3 (54:22):
Kalo, Tanya? Was this you doing a bet?

Speaker 10 (54:25):
Good morning? It was myself and my husband and a
group of our friends that we used to see all
of these old men at the pub every single time
you went into the pub. You know, it didn't matter
what day it was or what time it was, they
would always be sitting around the table in the pub.
And they weren't well, you may as well say they

(54:45):
weren't very healthy. So we used to bet on who
would die first. Wow.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Wow, that's a long that's a long term investment.

Speaker 10 (54:54):
Well it's still ongoing. There's too left.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
I mean, were there when you started?

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Do you talk to these guys? Do they know about
the bet?

Speaker 10 (55:10):
No, they don't know about this.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Perhaps you won't want to back off that be have
a water wage and some healthy.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Well, here's a salad.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
My money's on you.

Speaker 10 (55:20):
Maybe we should.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
I know you are tan you you should be a
shamed at the same time. Thank you for bringing that
to the Brian, Brian, Hello, what are you betting on? Hello?

Speaker 3 (55:32):
There?

Speaker 14 (55:33):
Well, a bit of backstory, many many years ago. I
was in the Army Reserves and we.

Speaker 9 (55:36):
Were going on a camp.

Speaker 14 (55:37):
So they flew in the Hercules for us to go
in the back of, and being a Hercules, there's no windows,
there's only carging cargo netting, and it was going to
be doing tactical flying. So we all had a bet
on who was going to throw up first and who
was going to throw up the most?

Speaker 3 (55:51):
And were you right?

Speaker 12 (55:52):
I was absolutely right.

Speaker 14 (55:53):
I knew my mate so well. He ate twelve week
picks before we went, and you filled three and a
half bags for so that kept me in bourbon and
cake for the weekend.

Speaker 9 (56:05):
Him so well, and.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Then you went to check on that. It was a
self fulfilling three bags full and a German show based
on that. Thank you, Brian. Thanks Brian, thank you.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
For of course, and Tan, you're honestly, I think you've
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We are doing a book.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
We are this is our twentieth year together on the
wireless and so we are putting together a book to
celebrate our twenty years. Don't tell me how it ends,
and it's going to have lots of our favorite guests,
lots of our fights.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
Is there any favorite bits anyone in there? Any saucy stuff?
People you go to?

Speaker 3 (56:42):
This is about our show.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
We need something.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
Is there anything you want to get a pop up
of you on Dancing with the Stars or you on
the full Monty?

Speaker 12 (56:50):
Well?

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Have we got enough? Is there enough paper out there?
I think, Sabby, there is a three book.

Speaker 3 (56:54):
No one's going to get a paper cut on that.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
But we'd like you to join in.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
We'd like you to share your favorite moments from our show,
something stupid, something wonderful, something moving, and also share a
photo of yourself. So we conclude that on our listener
Pagian enormous collage of all your faces.

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Speaker 4 (57:10):
Collage of everyone's faces inside our faces like they do.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
Those things, and you have to if you look at
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Speaker 1 (57:19):
Let's do it.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Get our people onto it. We don't have people, but
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What have we got these stupid cafes?

Speaker 16 (57:54):
Do these hamburgers that you're supposed to be on to
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there's got to be an investigation into this. Somebody's got
to be held accountable.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
He's Jeff. Jeffs but I like it. It's right though.
Jeff's right, But then people would win if you had
a small burger. What else have we got?

Speaker 12 (58:18):
TV shows where there is so long between each season,
so when this new season arrives, you can't remember what
has happened at all, And currently having to relive the
Handmaid's Tale just to find out what is going on.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
That is what gets my gullies.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Yeah, what happens in the Handmaid's Time.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
I watched the first season and I think we'rep to
season fifty eight. I'm not sure, but it doesn't end
like Modern America. It doesn't end well.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
Yellowstone comes back on the Telly and I've forgotten what happened.

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I just know that they speak very gruffly and you
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Speaker 3 (58:52):
You have to go back and watch it from the
beginning and go all those guys all over again.

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That's what I do. Yeah, the last episode one, there's
too many hoedowns now less hodown, more shooting.

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You get the Jones amount of teatowel as well. This
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Well, two guys. Two university students in the States have
gone viral for racing their sperm and a machine tribal
drum was beating four people will beat on anything, Cambell
responsibly be Tayna from Sackville told us about a special
bet she had going on down at a local pub.

Speaker 10 (59:46):
Myself and my husband and a group of our friends.
You used to see all of these old men at
the pub where you may as well say they weren't
very healthy, so we used to bet on who would
die first.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
Wow, that's a long that's a long, tim Esmond.

Speaker 10 (01:00:00):
Well, it's still ongoing there she left.

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