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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app. Well,
what a show today Thursday? A bit of a sexy
vibe today? I found?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Well sex education not sexy.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Say sexual which sounds true, that's dreadful, that's unsexy.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
In the podcast I do with my friend Anita McGregor,
we talk about sex education. It's fifty years since Where
Did I Come From? Has hit the Australian market. That
shaped how a whole lot of Australians and people around
the world learned about sex education. But the world is
shifting and these days it's about consent. It's about navigating
social media and AI and pornography and all kinds of things.

(00:48):
We thought the tribal drum could be for sex edumacation.
How did it happen for you? And how dreadful was it?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Nothing sexy about the show Outlander, that's for.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Sure, Scotland in the seventeen hundreds. Take me there, please,
except with better plumbing. Ye, we're going to be talking
to David Berry. He plays Sir John Gray in Outlander.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Also Smart versus Dart.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
We used to have a thing called Mystery Footy Tipper
where we get former NRL players to come on the
show and give their footy tips. That was very difficult.
It was like hurting cats. And then as a joke,
I said, it probably is if you do darts, and.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
That's what I do. The universe is channeled through me
and I throw dance at Jonesy to pick the teams.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
But I just said, just throw darts. I didn't say
at me.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well, next minute, that's what was happening. So all of
that is happening on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Enjoy the podcast right now.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
That a miracle of recording.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
We have so many requests for.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Them to do it again.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
Mistress Amanda's Miss Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Friend making the tools of the train. I've heard them
describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
The legendary and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Congratulations, man, we're there ready right now.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I need to And Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Anyone but your selfie.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Good radio. Sorry, but of a tog tongue twist set
Amanda's shoot Timy, We're on there. Top of the morning
to you.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Amanda, Hello born your umbrella. Yes today I haven't bought
an umbrella for a hundred years. I've just been using
old ones, old golf umbrellas I've got around the garage.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yep, that one you got from sex Bo.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
That's a surprise when you unfil that. Let me tell
you to get this up yet. Get this up here.
This will keep you dry. But I mention all the
terrible puns that you and I could come up with
umbrellas at sex Bo.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I don't think you need any help from me on this,
just friendly.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
But I invested in an umbrella. Let me tell you
about the weather, shall I let's start show on.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
That's good because I've at great expense. I've got a
weather station, but you go first, with you first. Yeah,
I've got a thing that measures the telemetry. I've actually
gone and invested in weather.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Have you set up the station rain gauge?

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Yeah, remember that phase when kids at school had a rain.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
A muscle book. We used to have a rain gage
in Gordon. The old news read it used to be obsessed.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
With it and all it says we've had three inches
overnight or something. Yeah, sex Bow again, Well let's have
a look here. The last time it was this wet
during August and stop that Brendon was twenty seven years ago.
That's when Goo Goo Dolls were on the wireless.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Which song Iris Iris, of course.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Green Day, what song? Good Riddance? Pauline Chand's Down I
Don't like It?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
That was a classic.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
John Howard was in the process of implementing gst Wow. Yep,
that's how long ago we had. This is the last
time I had this much rained. So we're expecting more
showers right through till the weekend. It's not going to
clear until Tuesday. In the first three weeks of this month,
we've had two hundred and forty one millimeters of rain,
four times the average. That's I've done some maths on this,

(04:07):
twenty four centimeters. That's about the height of a loaf
of bread. I wanted to bring it into something that
would make sense to me, So the height of a
loaf of bread, that's how much rain we have had
this month already, in the first three weeks of this.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I had to dig in prompt you.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Drainage did yesterday at the place at the place am
my place. There was water leaking and some new storm
water drainage that were put in, and they're putting a
pit in and the pit was flooded, so I had
to go and dig a little trench.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
I put the bins out in the rain. Does that compete?

Speaker 2 (04:48):
I don't know anything.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
I'm sinking this the other night. What we're so evolved?
How many years have we been? Has humanity been on
earth since we evolved from a mollusk? And yet we
run out of the rain? Why do we still hate
standing in the rain? Think by now? But you see
people with umbrellas and coats and your I can't be
out of to and get wet. Why can't we? You

(05:10):
look at dogs?

Speaker 3 (05:12):
There is a point where you just give up though,
because we've had so much rain. I've to see people
running now they can just go. We've got no time
for this.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
No I see dogs being walking in the rain. People
are saying, I just don't care.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Nonetheless, that's why I've got my weather station. We're going
to cross live to the weather station right now.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
March March rhymes are there?

Speaker 6 (05:29):
You go?

Speaker 1 (05:30):
That's the weirdest ad of all time, wasn't it?

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Your kids?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
So the kids were eating corn upstairs. It was so
juicy that the sound of that on the corrugated iron
roof made them think.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
It was raining, and those kids didn't look like they
belonged to those people in that places.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
In fact, I dare say, you didn't even see Marge.
You just saw that guy. What are we saying here?

Speaker 1 (05:50):
I don't know action, passion, I don't know. The call
for help was the rain on the corn on the roof.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Do you ever? Do you watch Outlander?

Speaker 7 (05:58):
You like it?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
I'm obsessed.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
David Berry Aussie start from Outlander. It's going to be
joining us.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
He's got a new venture coming up, but he's going
to tell us all about it.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
He plays a lord on Gray in Outland. He's been
on Outland. It was on there for ten years.

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Instagram makes its return, as does Jim y Rye. Look
at his little face and he's had a shave.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
He spent three days doing that. Your grandmother will be
happy she didn't.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
What is what is grandma think?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
She doesn't?

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Because I've still got the mustard. Yep, if you call
it that.

Speaker 8 (06:26):
He said I looked.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Cynical, cynical, not even sinister, but cynical.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Okay, how Brian, you know what? You know what he said?

Speaker 1 (06:37):
He does have face and you.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Know what he did the other day, brought in these muffins.
Did he make them? Because they look like commercially and
I said, look.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
They did, and I said, look, I'm trying to eat
too many naughty things. So he made it with all
the low fat arrangements.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
He was incredible and he was he was telling this
story a move on anyway, Magnificent seven time, if you
would like to play, why didn't you call us?

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two?

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Question one? What's the Roman numeral for ten gam nation?

Speaker 3 (07:05):
We have the magniz seven questions? Can you go all
the way and answer all seven questions correctly?

Speaker 2 (07:11):
If you do that, amount will say great prizes.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Today you're off to the zoo and you're also going
to the Night at the Bark to see Kate Sobrano.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Rick is in Kellyville.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Hello, Rick, good morning.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
How's the rains affecting Kellyville?

Speaker 7 (07:23):
Rick?

Speaker 3 (07:23):
Because there's no wiz or causeways or anything like that
that I'm aware of, So is it okay?

Speaker 4 (07:30):
And the roads and the potholes are great.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
On the potholes, that's something you're gonna watch out for.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Eighth k raid yesterday took out about fourteen fifteen cars.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, all right, Well, Rick, let's make everyone feel happier
with the Magnificent Seven. Question one, what's the Roman? Newmal
for ten.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
X?

Speaker 3 (07:47):
That's it?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
An ATM stands for automated? What machine? Rick tell machine?
Let's it?

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Let's play monster mash?

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Rickick off?

Speaker 9 (07:57):
From what?

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Two songs have been mashed together?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Here we go.

Speaker 7 (08:09):
Lost? You don't.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Hurts, I don't have I like it or hate it?

Speaker 1 (08:24):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Rick?

Speaker 1 (08:24):
What are they?

Speaker 5 (08:27):
This was my weak point?

Speaker 4 (08:29):
I think I'm bounding out at this point.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Unfortunately we made you listen to that for nothing.

Speaker 1 (08:32):
Thank you, Rick.

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Maybe Lonette's would know ingray, states.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Colinette. Hello, I do want to hear it again.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
I think I need you here?

Speaker 7 (08:44):
It is it?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Unlost?

Speaker 2 (08:53):
You don't any ideas there, Lonette?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
No, Unfortunately, I don't don't know one of them. If
youthing give us one, I haven't got that. They're both
very familiar, But what are they?

Speaker 2 (09:07):
The feeling Lynette didn't even want to try so or
just too much? Well maybe you could have mash?

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Does that? It crushes your head?

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Podcast the Magnificent Seven, we're bogged down a question number three.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
It's going, Oh, we're playing Monster Mash.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Let's kick off this?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Richard in Orange. Hello, Richard, good morning, Good morning. We've
munched two songs together. Have a listen. I don't like it.

(09:49):
It's head crushing, Richard, Richard, do you have any idea
of either or both of them?

Speaker 9 (09:55):
Yes, there is the Seinfeld theme song, Yes.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
There it is, and another one that's it riches.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
We can move on from that.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
What product does Volkswagen sell that outperform their cars in
twenty twenty four? I didn't know this, but they've got
side hustles the old Volkswagen people. Is it a volks Hamburgers,
B VW hot dogs or c Curry Worst Sausages.

Speaker 9 (10:24):
I have no idea, but I'm going to go with
the sasages.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
It is good Volkswagens. Curry Worst Sausages were sold in
greater numbers in their cars. That's amazing. Eight point five
million carsoles were at five point two.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
We wish you could get a bit of a side
hustle going, why don't we.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Put some wheels on those sausages and join everything together?

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Jones and Amanda's big foot long something like that. These
are all good ideas.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Let's get to question five. True or false? A jiffy
is an actual unit of time. I'll be there in
a jiffy. Is it an actual unit of time or not?

Speaker 9 (10:59):
I'm gonna say false.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
A sorry, Richie.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Eric's in Nerellan, Hello.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Eric, Hello, Hello. A jiffy is an actual unit of time?
Is that true?

Speaker 2 (11:08):
False?

Speaker 9 (11:09):
Be there in a jiffy?

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Yeah, Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Apparently it's one fifteenth of a second.

Speaker 9 (11:14):
Right.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
The line life is like a box of chocolates? Is
from which movie?

Speaker 9 (11:23):
Before a Gump?

Speaker 2 (11:24):
It's from Forest Gum.

Speaker 8 (11:25):
Eric.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
This brings you to question movie, Well, see what is
my favorite thing? Outlander? And we've got David Berry, who
plays John Gray on the show Today, Lord John Gray,
in which this is your question. In which country is
Outlander set?

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (11:43):
I want to say?

Speaker 9 (11:45):
I want to say Canada.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Oh, you want to say it's a wrong. Eric. Darren's
in Dundast, Derek or Derek as I like to call you, Darren.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Darren Dundas has things in Dundas. Dundast is one of
those suburbs. It feels that it gets past Sunday, but
it's a booming suburb. But I'm just worried about the
flooding in Dundas well.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
I looked outside this morning and I was going to
go for a swimm and I don't have a pool,
so that'll.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Here it is because it's a low lying area there
enough in which country is Outlander said?

Speaker 4 (12:15):
I'm going to say Scotland?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
What's Moland?

Speaker 3 (12:19):
Congratulations to you, Darren, you won the jam packets all
coming away, double past to Kate Sobrano plus special guest Mahalia.

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Barnes see them at night at the barracks.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
An unmissible event a family pastor to wronga zoo discovered,
to wronga zoo like never before, to wronger after dark
coming this October and Jones.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Did amantic caricatures for the cover in some standard pezels.
I say, Darren, anything you'd like to add.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Fantactic? I haven't been to the zooon years.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
You get out of the friends there, you might to
get out of the island of Dundas. What's the post
code of Dundas?

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Two?

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Double one seven represent get that tattooed on the back
of your neck?

Speaker 1 (12:58):
What's the postco? You don't ask everyone the postcard?

Speaker 6 (13:01):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Interested people are interesting?

Speaker 1 (13:05):
I grew up on the cusp of cart what's there?

Speaker 2 (13:07):
What's the post code of car?

Speaker 1 (13:09):
I don't remember?

Speaker 9 (13:10):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
I think two double one seven.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Was beecroft yep right now? Or Carolina's two two three eight?

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Oh good? Oh well, this is the most boring conversation
of all time.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
My eyes recently moved in a city. Do you know No,
of course you don't. You don't know anything.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
If I said to you you're going to do a
radio show when you grew up, you're going to ask
people their postcodes, you would have punched yourself in the face,
and rightly so.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Why was you rather postcodes or your favorite McDonald's character.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
You know, I'm off to the ABC.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
This is outrage you like Hamburglar. You're like a bad boy.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
After six, I'm not going to save you.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
You talk.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
We've got our land to start. David Berry joining us
on the show. I'm also double a chattery. Today I
noticed sex education has just written here on my rundown.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
I always get worried when I hear about sex education.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Didn't you get any It's fifty years since Where Did
I Come From? It was first published in Australia. This
is the bulk of where most of us got our
sex education. And parents said, go and read that book.
How did it go for you? We're going to talk
about all of that. Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Jonesy don't have bad legs and you don't have a bed.
Where is he supposed to go? Get more?

Speaker 8 (14:22):
So?

Speaker 9 (14:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Coming through the German Hack our big book of musical facts.

Speaker 7 (14:28):
WHOA?

Speaker 3 (14:29):
On this day In nineteen eighty seven, Midnight Oil released
their hit Beds Are Burning?

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Whoa?

Speaker 3 (14:34):
It was today, thirty eight years ago that the band
dropped their six album, Diesel and Dust.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
What a chop top album that is. I just enjoyed
just putting on great tracks on that. Did you know?

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Also, it's been a week since Peter Garrett launched a
campaign against AI.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Did you hear that news story on Sky News?

Speaker 10 (14:51):
Frontman and the former Labor minister, Peter Garrett has blasted
a proposal to allow big tech companies to use copyrighted
material to train AI. The Productivity Commission report into AI
included a proposal that allows text and data mining of
songs with compensating songwriters.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
That's scary.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
This has also been happening in the book world that
a whole lot of books have been fed into AI
and those authors aren't being recompensed either.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
And this is happening as we speak.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
It was only months ago that Spotify cop heap for
generating an AI band called the Velvet Sunday.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
That's AI. Of course you do in the world too,
to follow them as a groupie. We don't have to
put out why am I going?

Speaker 7 (15:39):
Then?

Speaker 2 (15:40):
That's dreadful, like the band is dreadful.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
That's sampling, sampling sincere musicians for that's not fair.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
It's something going to be a matter of time. You know,
I'll come for us, They'll get our words, they'll come
for us so easy. You get a friggin' dot and
I hate you.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
I hate you. I think we're safe.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Let's get the oils on thirty eight years old.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
Today GM Thursday is a great day because double a
chattery drops today.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
It's like pie day at school.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
This is the podcast you do with your friend forensic
psychologist Anita McGregor.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
Does she have a those of triangle things on a desk?

Speaker 1 (16:18):
I don't think she does.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
She got like some sort of diplomer on the wall.
I hope there's she framed diploma somewhere.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
I think she does. Do you have one of those? No,
I've got a framed citation from the United Nations. Remember
I was given a Media Piece Award for the work
I did it beyond two thousand in the Brazilian Rainforest.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
It's next to that picture of a skeleton sitting on
the toilet.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
They can't all be winners. Today we're talking about sex
education because it's fifty years since the book Where Did
I Come From? First hit this trailing market. It was
made by or written by an English advertising guy who
when he was asked some tricky questions by his kids
when looking as to the existing material, what do I
tell talk to them about? And this was groundbreaking because

(17:05):
for the first time ever, yes, there was basic in
the Birds and the Bees information that we all got
in our school films, etc. But it was also saying
that sex could be pleasurable, that it kind of it
would put in a different context for the very first time.
So we're talking about how we learned about sex at school.
Did you what happened for you, Brendan? Were there films

(17:28):
at school?

Speaker 9 (17:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (17:29):
There was.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
It was just awkward. There was a lot of throat clearing.
There was a picture of a rooster and a hand and.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
The diagrams on the side. Pretty much that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Hittering in the background.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yes, because it's awkward for parents, and a lot of
parents outsources to the schools. What's interesting is that you
think that as we have progressed as society, the sex
education would catch up. But you look at the United States,
for example, where the mums groups are quite militant. The
mum's Facebook book groups have become, as I said, quite

(18:01):
militant to the point where they've taken over the school boards.
And in some of those states they don't want sex
education taught, they don't want any gender information taught, lgbt
QI taught. And yet these are the states where parents,
often they've correlated this, won't talk about sex education at
home with their kids, so kids aren't getting taught at
school or at home. And these are the states where

(18:24):
planned parenthood isn't funded, so you're not going to have
access to abortion clinics, You're not going to have access
to child care for baby is born, so you don't
We're almost going backwards in some parts of the First World.
Another thing that I think is interesting is that by
now most kids know the literal ins and outs of

(18:45):
what we were taught at school. The basics of this
goes in here, etc. Most sex education these days is
around consent, and I think that's interesting too that kids
have never been more informed about consent. And yet we've
got the rise of the manosphere. We've got the Andrew
Tates who are saying that boys need to be more
more kings of the castle, kings of the jungle.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
And also dovetailing into elks Ai spicy.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
That's very scary. This is what modern sex education needs
to be is looking at AI fakes, looking at virtual reality, porn,
AI chatbots, sexting. So the modern sex education is very
different to the sex education we had when we grew up.
And I think for a lot of kids, pornography online

(19:32):
is their sex education. Parents don't know what their kids
are looking at. You know, your parent would take you
along to the films that we saw, or you would
see a magazine somewhere, But today this stuff is almost
out of your hands. So that's what we're discussing in
Double a Chattery. You can get the podcast wherever you
get any of your podcasts, or double a Chattery dot com.

(19:54):
But looking at sex education and how we learned compared
to how people today learn is so different. So we
might talk about this in tribal drama.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Well, the tribal druma would be for this for sure.
Did your dad throw your copy of Big and Bouncy
You with my mate? There you go, mate, read.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
That Jumping Castle magazine. My friend's sister in law on
her wedding night was given by her new mother in
law a flannel and some olive oil. What will make
a salad?

Speaker 2 (20:22):
What do you do with that?

Speaker 1 (20:25):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 12 (20:26):
What?

Speaker 2 (20:26):
What? Check it out? Double a chattery? It's out today.
It's almost as good as pie day.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
It's a little bit less flaky.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Let's get on down to the Jonesy about her arms
for the pub test.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
I just kind of started as something that was kind
of innocent, but it's turned into something else.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Sharing with your partner. Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 8 (20:49):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (20:50):
I read this interview an article recently that while they
say it may seem cute and intimate in a romantic
gesture and people like that the warmth of love hormone,
the oxytocin that's released in the bonding, there is another
side to this and people saying it can be a
red flag in a relationship because some one, sometimes a
partner might insist on showering with the other.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
If the man insists on showing with the woman.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Yes, this is what they're saying. Insisting on shared showers
removes one of the few moments of privacy and bodily
autonomy that we have. It's an opportunity for surveillance, sexual
coercion masked as intimacy. It's not about hygiene or connection.
It could be about access and control, and this could

(21:35):
be a red flag the slow erosion of space boundaries
and consent. It's framed as love and a push for connection,
but there might be something more dangerous in it. And
some of the comments under here is interesting. My ex
did this. This person says he controlled how much toothpaste
I used. He washed me, he washed my head.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Okay, yeah, I'm not for such TV vibes right there.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
But separate to that, I'm just not into the shared shower.
That is your private zone where you wash yourself and
you have a private moment to yourself.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
I always think about Pink in that song. You know, No,
you can't hop into my shower? Does she say that
beep in an hour?

Speaker 1 (22:11):
What does she say you can't jump into you know.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
You can't jump into my shower. All I need is
one beep an hour.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah. So with that, do you do you find it
attractive to showers?

Speaker 3 (22:21):
If a woman says to me, jump into the shower,
that says to me that she's up for it. That's
that's a signal that's.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
In the shower is never as it is in the movies.

Speaker 2 (22:29):
No, no, Yeah, there's there's a whole bunch of stuff.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
What I'm saying, I'm just going to wash my hair
and then you go.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
But having said that, from the man's perpective of a
man insists on jumping in the shower, I just think
that's that's uncool.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
That's But do you like it? Do you like it?

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Do you like showing with Helen?

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yeah? I haven't done it for years ago. I remember
the last time it happened.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
We had a house and we put two shower heads
in the in the bathroom and everyone.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Said, you guys are like, you know, full on kinkos.
And we never did it in the shower. Never did it.
She never did it in the shower. But we never
had a shower together.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
And we had guests come and stay we're away from
a house, and they showered in the shower.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Kinkos.

Speaker 12 (23:09):
Yeah, weird, So why'd you put two shower h talked
to my wife, shed this, She led me along And
that was twenty years ago, sold that house years ago.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Showering with your partner? Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Jem jam Nation.

Speaker 9 (23:27):
Tips four announcers trying to get a career in radio.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Say idios Home and Away.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
I was watching it just to see the wash up
on Irene's departure last night.

Speaker 1 (23:38):
Big fall out, emotions running high.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Not really, it was just people reading letters and someone
bought a house. And I think the most controversial was this.

Speaker 10 (23:49):
We got a hate of food and we even scored
some alcohol free bubbly left over from Irene's party.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
That's a nice touch, what said no one ever?

Speaker 12 (24:01):
So?

Speaker 3 (24:02):
And I was just thinking about David Berry, who's joining us.
David Berry plays John Gray.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
That's right, in an Outland of ten years. He was
in Outlander, my favorite show.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
As you know, he was on Home and Away back
in twenty twelve.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
He played Logan Wire. Really, I'll have to talk to
him about that. I wonder if his stories are as juicy.
So we've got the alcohol free champagne fiasco.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
What about what John.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Meyer is up to I have had tonal knowledge of
your wife.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
Oh what what do you play mean? Why? I thought
you were dad? So did your wife?

Speaker 1 (24:40):
What that's outlander for you?

Speaker 2 (24:41):
He left around and found out David Berry.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
I'm very excited he's going to be joining us shortly
La Sham podcast when I'm gone.

Speaker 7 (24:52):
I wanted to get on right now.

Speaker 8 (24:54):
I feel like I'm taking plezy now your windows.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Stick your head on a yell hell.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Down to the Jonesy demand of arms for the pub test.
Showering with your partner? Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (25:09):
You think you might be a bit of a kinko
if you're into it.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
No, we had a double shower in a place that
we renovated many years ago. You saw the double shower,
you know.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
I don't think I went in there.

Speaker 3 (25:19):
You had a look when you had to look after
we did the renovations, and naturally we sold the house
as soon as we did all the work, so we
lived in this bomb house.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Sold the house.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
But it was a huge, huge showering area and it
was suggested we put a double ended shower in there.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
We never showered together in that thing.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
What other people did? You said, yeah, kinkos Kinko's interesting.
Though it can be a wonderful thing. This article I've
been reading about this increased bonding, stress relief, heat and
physical touch can release the feel good hormones. But when
it's insisted upon by one partner, it can be seen
as coercion. They're saying this could be a red flag

(25:56):
to look out for, because sometimes the shower is your
last boundary, your last space for privacy, bodily autonomy, and
that's that's where if it's framed as love and intimacy, beware,
because if they're forcing themselves to be in your shower
with you, that is your last boundary of privacy. So

(26:17):
how do you feel sharing with your partner? Is it
past the pub test?

Speaker 5 (26:21):
Ye? One hundred percent of We just bought a new
house and both of us actually made sure that the
shower was speaking up for both.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Of the city. Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
What better time to spend with your partner than in
a shower.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, it kind of does.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
Funny.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
My wife would be the one to ask to shower
with me, but then on the occasion.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
It's like I get the idea of Okay, something is
going to happen.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
If it doesn't, oh well, so yeah, it kind of
does past the pub test.

Speaker 5 (26:47):
Otherway it does and I we were together throwing the
short period just broken them back. So naturally you have
to sit around the home and yeah.

Speaker 8 (26:58):
Jump in a shower, watch her.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
And then the thirteen years I just did it, not
being a thing actual about.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
It was just going there and have a chat.

Speaker 8 (27:06):
Wind it out to the day.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
A little bit of pip it talk for me?

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Does pat to pubtare You should be able to trust
your partner, and I reckon if you can't shower with them,
you have big problems.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Plus it saves water, saves word up. Nice Japanese do that.
They all get them a bub.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
It's a very nice length and breadth of calls we
had there or blogs. Well, there was a woman at
the end, but the man who said he was his
wife's Cara. That was their time for intimacy and chatting
about the day.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
They were together for a short time, broke her back
for thirteen years, and then I wonder what happened after that.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
You never get to know so much on the pub
dest But thank you for your calls. Jam lisis your
song a loss that is gold?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
Well, if you're an outlander nut and you know, I'm
completely obsessed. You'll know our next guest. He is Lord
John Gray in the series. He played that for close
to ten years an Aussie actor. He swapped the TV
set momentarily for a recording booth and a brand new project,
David Berry.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Hello here he is, Hello, look at you?

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Can we start with Outlander and how could we not
an incredible series to drop into and to be part of.
How did that come about for you?

Speaker 6 (28:14):
It came back through an audition I did in Sydney
that were looking for John Gray. I got the audition
brief from my agent and I had barely time to
prepare for it, maybe a night or two. I honestly
didn't look at the audition Miss Hill very closely at all,
and thought I'd just go in and see what happens.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
A week later, I was on a plane to Scotland
and I look at it. You know where you've come.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
You were on home and away and then a place
to call home, So you had a home theme going
there and when you're on home.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
And I just made the connection there. Yeah, yeah, So
I thought that was a thing. Was just the universe choice.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Your agent only shows with home in the name, but you.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Played logan that was like, were you on that for
a long time? On Home and Away?

Speaker 6 (28:56):
You were there for a while, it's a deep cut.
Jonesy was No, I wasn't not on that for very
long at all. I think it was on that for
three months. But it did make a huge impact to
me at the time. It was my first gigs out
of drama school, and I remember acting opposite Samara Weaving,
who's gone into great things. I came in and I

(29:17):
ruined Samara's marriage. I have the claim to fame of
getting to have a kiss with Samara Weaving.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Yeah, this is an indelicate question. You know, you're relatively young,
You're on a set. Is it closed mouth these days?

Speaker 6 (29:39):
Look on Outlander you have intimacy coordinator, so every single
piece of physical choreography is talked about, and you know
you have all kinds of consent and discussions beforehand. I
think back back when I did Home and Away, I
think it was a bit more sort of just.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
And I hope that you're passed.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Okay, And there's possibly Hugo standing in the wings old
man that could be. I think his uncle is the
uncle anyway, uncle but related the less because he's an
intimidating dude.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
You know, I've seen the matrix. I wouldn't want him
to stand around and look about it.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
I don't think he's going to haunt his niece. It'd
be unusual if he turns up on.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Set on set that that would have been amazing.

Speaker 6 (30:24):
Actually, Hugo Weaving, watch me kiss his niece and then say,
very good, it's.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
All your dream of. Let's talk about your new project,
which I'm always looking for. A good audio book. Tell
us about what you're lending your voice to.

Speaker 6 (30:40):
It's called Mending Hearts, and much like an Outlanders, it's
a it's a romance book, you know, I think, you know,
modern romance.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Is so difficult these days.

Speaker 6 (30:49):
I think where we're trying to find, what we're finding
love stories is in our in our books, in our
TV shows, and this is just another example of, you know,
a good romance that people can connect to and engage with.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Was it inappropriate that you tried to go the passion
the book reading as well?

Speaker 6 (31:05):
That's an interesting question. Actually, well, there's eighty r want
to get to carried away in the wats of it.
But like you know, on TV shows, you do actually
have to go into the recording studios from time to time.
And the funny thing is is that if you have
to make kissing noises, what you do is you start
making out with your hands.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
So you hold your fist up like this close.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
To your your mouth and demonstration, please do open mouth kiss,
close my eyes, and do it one more time. That
one was too intimate.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
I'd say, get a room, but I feel like I'm
in it your own. Didn't You used to do that.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
When I was younger, and i'd practice. You try to
kiss into the mirror when you were younger, but you
couldn't see anything. So then I practiced. I'd cut a
hole in the top of an orange.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
An orange.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah, so I never got scurvy, which I think is
a good citrusy kiss. Kiss gave me the pip.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Feel what you came here for. Well. Many Hearts is
available now exclusive to Audible. David, thank you for joining us.

Speaker 6 (32:06):
Thank you so much for having me. That's right, it's yeah,
it's it's check it out. I think it's it's really good.
It's got also Remy he in it. We've got image
in Sage and we have Sophie Low some terrific actors
also letting their voices to the to the book and.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
If you needed some sound effects from Amanda doing I'm.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Happy to do it. I'll bring my orange in. I'm
not a weird. I'm not doing it for my hand.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
David, thank you, Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast, I don't to.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
This rain is the rain continues. My thoughts turned to
the footy this weekend. Ali on stadium not training properly.
It's going to be taking out of service. You've been
following that story.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Take it. Are they going to stop playing there?

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Yeah, I'm not too sure exactly when. But Minsi's checking
out the warranty because, as he said, twenty three years old,
three years old, and this thing cost us a fortune.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Why doesn't a train.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Well, what I'm hearing sidespread side spread word hearing is
that there's.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Too much clay to sand ratio. So underneath the turf
they've got a mix of clay and sand and.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
All that was redone.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Yeah, they did the whole thing. And you look at
the seg. The seg doesn't have a drainage problem, and
that's next door, so clay.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
This is my theory. By the way, take of this
what you will gospel. They've put too much clay in
there over sand. Clay is cheaper than sand, but it
doesn't drain like sand does.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
So they don't have to research.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
They're going to rip it a like six million bikes
means you better be looking and have that warranty. The
terms of conditions.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
It's going to be the seasons.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
Well, they got to do it now. You can't play
it now. All that's great. Play in the rain now when.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
The kids will little and they play rug ben. If
it was ever called off because of the rain, Harley
would say, how are we ever going to beat the
All Blacks? I don't learn to play in the rain.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Play in the rain. Look at jim Y, right, you
like playing these days?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Councils don't let you play because you rip the field up.

Speaker 8 (34:07):
Yeah, they can't.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
They call it off just instantly, basically worried about the
grass yep. And he comes home and he's got all
his wet gear and he gives it to his mum.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Yeah, he did say, I hope you don't mind me
saying Ryan. He's moved out of home, but he still
takes his washinge.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
So hang on, you moved out of home. But for
some reason now you're to pay rent doesn't have a
washing machine, but you're only working two days a week.
I've got other things on, you know. I wish we
had time to talk about the other things that you've
got on.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
But no, no, because I want to talk a about
placentas and B I want to throw darts at jonesy all.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
That is coming up? Podcast?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
You know something that you and I spoke about on
cutting room Floor? This is the podcast we record at
the end of every show, the stuff we didn't get
to do with.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
Out side Hustle, because this is a great idea podcasts.
It's the future to a podcast.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Well we do it's called cutting room floor.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Before everyone else does doing one.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Okay, I want to go on the ground floor anyway.
One of the things we spoke about was Calvin Harris,
the musician the DJ. He has had a baby recently,
his partner's had a baby, and the first picks he
shared of it were quite unusual. Well, the shot a
little baby beautiful, then one shot of the baby, then
three shots of placenta. One shot was of his wife's

(35:25):
enormous placenta, then the placenta bits in a humidifier. Is
that what it's called a dryer dehydrator. We all know
about those now from the Russian trials. And then a
packet of capsules, placenta capsules. We spoke about this and
how this is now a big business. You can arrange
to have your placent when you talk to your hospital

(35:48):
wherever you're giving birth, they can coordinate with the people
that do this work for you. They go and collect
the placenta and process it and turn it into these supplements.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
I just retteny health benefits does it have?

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Well, it's supposed to have a lot of health benefits.
I don't know what they are, but this both kind.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
Of vague that no one actually it's like they do
one red dog did oh yeah, red dog, Well what
did you do? He just got on a bus. It's
a fair dodger.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Well this is different. There are many let me talk.
There are medical benefits to this. It is called human
placento off of your city. So he paid attention to me.
And it's supposed to have a whole lot of nutrients
supplements that mum's needs. It's not just given to mums.
That lots of people are taking these. I've been reading

(36:35):
the story of Nikita Zoo This is Costazoo's son, Tim Zoo.
His other son is also a boxer, but Nikita is
a boxer. So he has revealed that he's been preparing
recently for his bout by ingesting capsules containing his wife's placenta.
He also has been drinking her breast milk. But these

(36:56):
are quotes from him. He said, we freeze dried her
placenta and I have been supplementing on her placenta recently.
I've technically become a cannibal. He said. It's actually like
a superpower. I've had this crazy amount of energy. Then
the article goes, this is the wording in the article.
As well as feasting on his wife's placenta, he admitted

(37:16):
to drinking her breast milk. It's delicious as well as
having health benefits. Look at this story I've just seen
here in the States, breast cream ice cream has dropped.
Freeda is the brand breast cream ice cream from donated
breast milk, and this is now doing huge business in
the state.

Speaker 11 (37:33):
You get that door dash, you probably can. It's a
big mass A boxer. He likes Ben and Jerry's.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
You can now get breast milk ice cream.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Two scoops. Thanks, but he's a boxer. Mike Tyson, he
started it. I'm just for I want your heart. I
want to eat his children. He was eating kids. He
was eating kids long before it became trending.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Jamious. This is where we pick our footy tips. Last
week I threw a dart at Jonesy that pretty much
hung out the side of his groin for the duration.
It is round twenty five and we're experimenting this year

(38:16):
with who's a better tipper?

Speaker 2 (38:17):
On the gram line?

Speaker 1 (38:18):
We're instagram Live. By the way, are the experts better
tippers than I am? Just by throwing darts at balloons
that have the team logos on them? So shall we
get stuck in? Let's see how we go. Let me
see who's playing and when. First up, we have the
rabbit o's and the dragons. Well, rabbit o's have been
picked by the experts to win this one. Stand back a.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Little bits, playing a good game.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Do you know he's selling meat these days?

Speaker 1 (38:44):
I know when you turn up at the game, close
your visor and step back. You're too close. Okay, let's
see where we go.

Speaker 7 (38:52):
We go?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Oh, they both went it's a draw. Okay, Panthers and
the Raiders. The experts have picked the Panthers. Let's have
a look where I go. Experts have picked the Panthers.
Oh your head? Oh that was the Panthers, Storm and

(39:13):
the Bulldogs. So it either goes in Jonesy's groin or
it goes somewhere else. Okay, so we're going to who popped?
Which one popped? They both popped, so another. Sorry we
don't have any Storm and Bulldogs, I'm afraid. So how
about we go Manly and Dolphins. Manlyan Dolphins. Manly has
been picked here. Let's if Manly they deserve a good one,

(39:35):
don't they. Let's see what happens. Move back a little bit.
Oh right now, Oh okay, that was a What was that?
That was Manly? Titans and the Warriors. The Warriors have
been predicted to win this one. Warriors are going to
get this one. What do I think all the Warriors?
I've picked that Eels and the Roosters. Experts are saying

(39:59):
the Ruders don't don't no, come on, don't hide that balloon. No,
keep them still, Brendan, No, you didn't do this with
the other ones. Don't muck around.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Did they catch you?

Speaker 12 (40:12):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (40:12):
No, I've picked the I'm sorry everyone, I've picked the Eels,
the Knights in the Broncos. Broncos are predicted to win
this one. Let's see how we go on.

Speaker 7 (40:25):
Tackle.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Don't do this to me. I come throwing them. They're
not hitting. Are that one that hit the Knights? Tigers
and the Cowboys the last one of the of this round? Okay,
well the experts are saying tigers as well. Oh that
when I went into your chest? Okay, that was the Tigers.
So there we go, all my fabulous tips, and I

(40:50):
do apologize. I didn't pick the Roosters. I want the
Roosters to win. They will all be on our socials today.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Have a buyer this week. There's a good chance they
could lose that.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Well, there you go. So there are the tips. You
can see what the experts are predicted, what I've predicted
up on our socials. How's your throwing? You've got the
box in? I hope Sam shit podcast.

Speaker 7 (41:14):
Right now? Who wants a free money.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Instance and Amanda's It just goes to show ten questions
sixty seconds on the clock.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
You can pass if you don't know an answer.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
We'll come back to that question of time for Vince,
you get all the questions right, you win one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
And lots of people have done that and said great,
one thousand dollars is fab Some have said they're willing
to risk one thousand dollars to answer one bonus question
for two thousand dollars, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 2 (41:41):
Vince at the start of the week.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Yeah, he did, he did it.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
I'll give that a go, Vince. He can't walk the
streets now. Michael of Avalon, will you be like Vince?

Speaker 11 (41:50):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Michael, Hi?

Speaker 2 (41:52):
How are you very well?

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Let's see what we can do for you here, Michael.
Ten questions sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say passed.
We might have time to come back. Okay, sure, all right, Michael,
Here we go. He comes. Question number one, what's the
name of this game?

Speaker 9 (42:08):
Instagram?

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Question two? What comes next? Five? Ten? Fifteen twenty? Question
three A shoelace is part of which item?

Speaker 2 (42:18):
Tue?

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Question four? Which body part did Vincent van go cut off?
Question five? Get the London Look is the slogan for
which cosmetic brand? Question six? Grasias is thank you in
which languageola? What's Italian for thank you?

Speaker 13 (42:40):
Messi's French. What's Italian grassia? Yeah it's grazziz. This one's grassias, Yeah, grassias.
I'm sorry, Michael and Rimmel is the London look. You
give yourself the London look. Go to Rimmel.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
Okay, thank you for playing Michael.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Challenge. Challenge is inter vince.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Well, Michael doesn't sound happy, but that's what happens. It's
raining outside. You're not one thousand dollars richer. It's not
a good day. I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, and I have
a rage and a rant. Sure we work in this
extraordinary building here and on our floor, that bloody hot
water tab has been out for a couple of weeks.

(43:23):
I don't want to sound let me just say this.
I don't want to sound like a punts, but we've
asked management to fix it. A morning show like ours,
a breakfast show runs on coffee and tea. We're not
a show that have people that go and get us coffees.
We make coffees and teas all morning. The whole floor
that has salespeople, marketing people, people don't even know what
they do. Everyone's using one tiny kettle. I just went
over there. I had to fill the kettle, had to

(43:44):
turn it on. I ran out of time to make
a cup of tea. It's been a couple of weeks.
Come on this massively expensive building and you can't fix
that thing.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Come get me the filters. It's all it needs is
new films.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
But if it needs, what didn't someone come through weeks
ago to fix it? It drives me crazy. The show
upstairs they have people that make them.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Have you seen it?

Speaker 1 (44:07):
There's works up there because they don't use it as
much as we do. This is our this is It's
a small thing, but it's this stuff that drives you insane.
Speaking of which that sounds like a ghoulie. Feel free
to share a goolie. Got to breathe through it. But
I don't like to have a rant about something small.
But this is something that affects us. All Okay, let's continue. Good,
let's talk about sex education. While I'm having a rant.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
I like, when you do this makes me.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
It drives me crazy.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
It takes the pressure of me because I'm always having rants.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Well, I spoke earlier about Double a Chattery, the podcast
I do with my friend Anita McGregor dropped today. It's
fifty years since Where did I come from? Landed on
our shelves, and it changed how a generation learned about
sex education. These days, I think everyone knows the ins
and outs, but more work is being done around consent

(44:57):
at the same time as we're having the andrew Tates
of the world dictate to young men how they feel
women men should be dominated.

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Rise of spicy AI, of all.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
That stuff AI faked, of sexting, of pornography. For many
young people today, pornography is their sex education.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
Do you notice you can't write on If you write
anything on X or any of those Facebook you can't
write the word vagina.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
You've got to actually and sex comes out as se
double GSX. Yes, And yet ironically people have access to
more stuff than ever.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
Then you can create an avatar or a deep fake
and do whatever you want. Yeah, what's happened.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
I know I had it off with Tom Cruise last night.
It's outrageous. It was a deep deep fath Was that
real or I don't know, but a zip tab was involved.
But we're talking about how we learned about sex education.
My friend or an older woman whose mother in law,
on the night of her wedding, put olive oil in
a flannel next to the bed making a pasta. Now

(45:53):
it's my wedding night flannel?

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Can you just buy a fly liight?

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Just but you know things are different now. Remember you
were saying that Helen had to Helen holding up by
the school.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
Yes, all the parents had to hold up signs of reproductive.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Or parents did one of the parents.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
The room, there would be a Philippian tube and over
there they'd be uterus and Helen had to hold up
the sign and said.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Scrub I suggest that she takes it to the airport
when she's picking.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
You up, as if she'd never picked me up with
that sign.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Well, we thought the tribal drum could be for this
sex immocation because.

Speaker 12 (46:31):
Says half a penis girls, half of that chine.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Days, that's all you need. How did it go for you?
What went wrong? What was embarrassing? Give us all the information.

Speaker 2 (46:46):
Podcast Hell there is, Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
The tribal drum is beating sex edgemcation poways half.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
A penis girls, half of that chine over the simple years.
Sometimes it's very basic, sometimes it's highly elaborate. Either way,
it's just embarrassing.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
A noon has joined us.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Oh hello, Anon, good morning, good morning. Why are you
and on? Is this a use his story?

Speaker 7 (47:11):
It's a little embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
Please.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
In year five, my dad and stepmother sent me to
the school sex education night with the boy across the
road and his dad.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
So talk us through what that was like. You had
to sit with kind of people that weren't your family
to hear this embarrassing stuff.

Speaker 9 (47:33):
Yes, why didn't they was mortifying?

Speaker 4 (47:35):
And they gave you a little book that you had
to take home.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Why didn't your parents go? They think they just outsource it.

Speaker 9 (47:43):
I can't remember. I think maybe they just I don't know. Yeah,
I didn't think it was that important.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Or so the man across the road and his kid,
that's so dreadful.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
You can do anything on uber.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Get out to.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Take my kid to a sex education Yes, but are
you learned everything?

Speaker 1 (48:02):
Those were Those were the earliest films and they were
the most embarrassing. I was an entire film. It was
one of those old under sound like this through the
projector The whole film was about menstruation.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
It was all about it.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
But I didn't know that that was periods until a
year later. The film was so amorphous and so lacking
in direction, in direct chat, I didn't know what it
was about you.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Find that year later when it actually happened. Yes, and
oh my god, what's happened yet? Yeah, that'll be the
worst thing in the world.

Speaker 9 (48:29):
Hello Marty, Good morning, Jonci and Amanda. How are you well?

Speaker 1 (48:34):
How was your sex imitation?

Speaker 7 (48:37):
All right?

Speaker 9 (48:38):
I was twenty six years of age, a few months
short of twenty seven, and I was to be married
on tomorrow, right Saturday, and this is Friday night. My
mom and dad never ever spoke about sex at all
to us. And when I went to school in the
sixties and early seventies on sixty eight years of age,

(49:00):
so there was no sex education. My mom says, now,
now regarding your downstairs bits tomorrow when after you get married,
you know, this is what you might need to do.
And I said, oh, yes, she said, now if you're
not too fear on it. I asked your brother. Now,

(49:20):
my brother was nineteen. I'm twenty six. I'm a twenty
six year old virgin.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Oh what were you actually a twenty six year old
version or virgin?

Speaker 7 (49:31):
Yes? I was, Yes, I was.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Did you ask your brother.

Speaker 9 (49:37):
Whatno?

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Oh? My, so many questions. Did you Were you aware
of the ins and outs as it were?

Speaker 9 (49:46):
Well, thankfully my wife the ex wife now, but my
wife to be at that time, she has did have
experience and led me through the process.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Oh did your mom didn't give you any details? Mum
just said ask your nineteen year old brother.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Yeah, right, or ask your wife because she's been around
a lot.

Speaker 9 (50:12):
Well, the girlfriend, you know, the girlfriend, the wife to
be tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Yes, she'll lead.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
You through it, you know, Marty, that is I can
just see her filing and nails. Okay, this is what
you Mary. That was a very awkward story.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
So great, I'm loving these stories. We want to hear
more sex edumacation. How did it happen for you? Jonesy
and Amanda podcast Jones If I was on the celebrity roast,
I'd say kid's got the smallest and meat and potato
and the beers.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
We start with that.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Something that dropped today on your podcast Double a Chattery
is about said sex education.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Yeah, fifty years since Where Did I Come From? Was
released onto the Australian market, and that shaped how a
whole generation learned about sex education. Some parents outsource it
to the school. Some schools say we should be done
in conjunction with what kids have been taught at home.
I think the internet's tea teaching kids. A whole lot
of stuff that.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Conservatives on the Internet, but then there's not so with
the stuff that matters, there's conservatism and with the stuff
that's dangerous chat gtp ai Ai spicy. That's one that
where people can make avatars and do whatever they want.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
I know. And the hard thing is it's just only
in a child's hand. You don't even know what they're learning.
It was different in ouradays. It was so the tribal
drum is bidding for sex edumacation.

Speaker 11 (51:35):
Please have a penish girls half of that China cha Hello, Steven,
How did it all.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Pan out for you?

Speaker 7 (51:43):
Well, because I was raising an orphanage, I'm glad the
nuns had nothing to do with my sex education, because
I didn't know until I was about ten or eleven,
when I transferred to the orphana run by the brothers
and older boys, that a man could actually or a
boy could stand up to urinate because the nunder sold us.
We had to sit down to do that. Obviously, that
was to save them cleaning up after little boys pps.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Wow. And so when you suddenly went to this boys' school,
was it like a whole new world.

Speaker 7 (52:13):
Yes, my eyes were opened by as I said, the
older boys said, why why why are you going to
gibile sitting down?

Speaker 2 (52:21):
You know like it was?

Speaker 1 (52:24):
But did the nuns teach anyone's six education? I guess
they do these days.

Speaker 7 (52:28):
Well, as I said, I'm glad they didn't, because I
don't know what rubbishaid would have come up with.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
That's right, that's.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
True standard stay yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you Steven not
yeah yeah no no, no, Chris has joined us illo, Chris,
how did it go for you?

Speaker 8 (52:44):
Good morning? I love you guys. I went to my
calm friend's place like a farm, and I learned sex.

Speaker 9 (52:53):
From a pig.

Speaker 8 (52:56):
We were down the back on the swing set, and
then afterwards she goes on number nine is going for it.
So we had to run back to their house to
tell her father that number nine was going for it.
And that's how I learned about how what's happening right?

Speaker 11 (53:10):
Well, they've got a corkscrew, Penis. There's a dolphins that
I think pigs too as well.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
Is on a tail. It's a corkscrew. I better go
and check out number nine, Chris.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
When they see nine is ready. When they said number
nine is going for it? You had no idea what
going for it? Actually was no, no, nothing.

Speaker 8 (53:28):
At all, And so my girlfriend's mother had to ring
up my parents to say ask if she could explain
what was going on. So the father had to run
down to take the pig off Themale pig.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
Oh, So it wasn't the right time for them to
be doing it.

Speaker 8 (53:43):
It wasn't.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
And what did you think was going on? Chris?

Speaker 8 (53:47):
I had no idea. I just knew that there were
two things, one on top of each other, and I
didn't know what was happening.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
No, And I was to him, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (53:56):
And that's not always how humans do it. So there's
many questions that have come from that. I'm sure not
coming over. Thank you, Chris.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
It's a slice of live, isn't it? Just ashes?

Speaker 1 (54:09):
So Ash tell us about your sex edumacation.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
So this was actually for my daughter. He's seventeen, by
the way, and well adjusted now, so no significant trauma.
But ten years ago we decided she was big enough
for her first big girl sleepover because she's very excited.
She was also my firstborn, so please don't think I'm
a bad parent, but I had not yet learnt about
parental controls on electronic devices. So she and her bestie

(54:36):
jumps onto the internet to, I guess, see some research
on sleepover and make it the best sleepover ever, and
they innocently, so innocently googled something like what girls do
when they sleep together or something to that oh minute invictory.
The imagery that came out were lots of confusion, lots
of questions. She definitely learns a different side of yeah,

(55:01):
it's yes. I definitely learned a lot.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
If you're looking for a briefcase, you can talk in
leather goods and suddenly you're going down this weird path.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Yeah, oh, Ash, but she's well adjusted. Ash, everything's okay.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
She's okay, she's okay, we got we got through that,
and yeah, no, it's all good that any new parents
out there, I definitely recommend parential control.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
The instance of typing in what girls do when they
sleep together? What I am the popcorn in a movie?

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Don't type that in No, do not type that in
share notion podcast.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
The beauty of these streaming universes you get to see
shows that might have run a while ago and have
been subsequently dropped by the various networks, but you can
catch up on them because companies like Netflix or HPO
rerun them.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
I'm talking about ballers. For example.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
This is Dwane, the Rock Johnson's show, where he plays
a former player NFL Grid Liron player who becomes a
player's agent and an accountant.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
You've mentioned a few times. I do like only in
the context of the fact that there's a lot of
bosoms and you're not that comfortable seeing Rock in a
sexual situation.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
My wife's not a.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
Fan of sexual Rock, and most of the women in
my life, I ask, what do you think of Rock in.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
A sexual made his career of being mister nice guy.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
I agree, I don't think he's a sexual guy. But
he's good in this and you know it's binge worthy.
It's worth watching. It's a bit messago. It's brought to
a spider people at Entourage, and there was concern that
there was a bit too much bosoms in it, even
from you.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
You said there was too much when you brought out
the bosometer and we counted a stack of them.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
Well, the bosometer, for any of the uninitiated, is a
measuring device just so where on the right path with
the amount of bosoms per TV show ratio.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
It also seems to indicate by sound what kind it is.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
Yeah, yeah, I'll just switch it on for the purpose
of this. So I'm just using under Raiser underbelly Raiser
as a demonstration. And there was a lot in that
and a lot of different shapes and vintage bussom as well,
hence the oogle.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
But last night last on Ballers, it was a really
gritty episode rocked.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Is this get out of Town's speech? It was so good.
I actually yelled at the TV.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Yes, get them out.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
But you know what what there was on one bosom
in that whole show, So I really thought that that
was great.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Boa might have to go back into that.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
I might have missed something.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Well that's bosoms.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
No, no, hang, I'm gonna switch it on, Ryan.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
That's bosoms.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
No, that's not what's that?

Speaker 7 (57:46):
I know?

Speaker 2 (57:46):
It was a girl and a G string bikini.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
Sorry, so that's the bottom.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Can I get some petty cash for the bottom or not?

Speaker 1 (57:53):
For the bottometer?

Speaker 2 (57:56):
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Just by having a winge like I did about how
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Oh, I'll drive me crazy anyway. You can win twenty
thousand dollars for having a wind with us.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
What have we got, my gulie, is this mild panic
that everyone seems to be in these days. I don't
really understand it.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
It's like you're a bad person if you want to
relax or slow things down or even heaven forbid you know,
a bay the speed limit for five seconds.

Speaker 9 (58:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Maybe I'm just getting old. Maybe I need to move
to the country. I got a nimb of mate. What
else have we got? What really gets my goal is
is when you see on TV and reading newspapers, you know,
all the cost of a.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
House in nineteen sixty was only sixty thousand dollars, and
that's equivalent to sixty bullion trillion zillion dollars today.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
No, it's not. That was yesterday's cost, and today is
another cost, and tomorrow yet again another Stop trying to
compare it and make it equivalent today's money.

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Yesterday's money going to continually change it? Does it makes sense? True?
She's saying, it's like comparing apples and oranges. You can't
say that yesterday's money as a context.

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them to go to Yeah, I meant to say go
to nimb man.

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Our favorite call him our Facebook friend gets a dinner
for two. It so I make a restaurant at the
High Regency in Sydney. It's been fifty years since the
sex education book Where Did I Come From? Has been released.
We're talking this morning about sex edumacation. You lease have
a penis, girls have of that vagina. Marty from Bradbury
said that his mom offered to teach him about sex
the night before his wedding when he was twenty six.

Speaker 9 (59:54):
My mom says, now regarding your down the stairs goods tomorrow,
now do you get married if you're not too fear
on it? I asked your brother. Now, my brother was nineteen,
I'm twenty six. I'm a twenty six year old virgin.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
You can't palm him off to here, bro, and how insulting?
Ask your younger brother right at you? Two, that's enough here.

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Well, thank god that's over.

Speaker 9 (01:00:29):
Good bite, good bite, wipe the two.

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