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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, Amanda.

Speaker 2 (00:00):
Here is our podcast is fine Wednesday, which there was
an action packed show today, but I will say this
a scrabbly show today.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Bits and pieces where I had to convince you that,
in fact I wasn't a cannibal.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Yeah, yeah, that was the least to that. That was
the least of it.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
I just found that the show technically, we had some
technical issues with various equipment. We had Kim Wild on
the show, and there's a whole drama with getting a
Skype chat up and we don't know if it's at
Kim's end or our end.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
We didn't know whose end was causing the grief.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
And did I mention I'm not a cannibal.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Amanda is not a cannibal.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
We speak about Jude Law, who's gone very method in
his latest role of Henry the Eighth for the later
years of Henry the Eighth, where he had open wounds
on his legs that apparently smelt so bad you could
smell him from three rooms away, So he had a
perfume created to replicate the smell and spread it on
himself for the duration of the filming.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Still passion, of course you would, of course you would
the pub test Airbnb, does it pass the pub test and.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
The tribal druma is beating four officially old.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Also apropos of Amanda's cannibalism.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
I'm not a cannibal.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Army Hammer is not a cannibal either.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
No, he's joining me and saying we're not cannibals. Apparently,
I'm going to bone pit with you.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I'm not going to have to dinner with YouTube. Enjoy
the podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
It was now about the miracle of recording.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
We have so many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 6 (01:28):
Mistress Amanda's mis Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 7 (01:34):
Friend Aroom making the tools of the train.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 8 (01:41):
The legendary poet Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Congratulations, man, we're there any right now. Jersey and Amanda,
you're doing a great job yourself.

Speaker 9 (01:53):
No good radio.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Sorry, but it's a twist set an idiot and Amanda's Shoot, Timy,
we're on the air. Hello, may you today?

Speaker 4 (02:05):
I'm well, it's chili the coldest day of the year.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
City siders have shivered through a cool six degrees this morning.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, my phone says it feels like one point seven.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Your phone feels a little needy.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
It gets a bit needy.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well, you're wearing these sleeveless gelay today, a colorful gelay.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
It's also reversible, so it's got colors on the outside,
red plushy stuff on the inside.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
I like the idea of reversible clothing. I think it's
great in this world.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
That with you're ondies to save your washing them.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
In the world of landfill, it's in disposable fashion and
stuff one way, then were at the other.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I think it's great. I think it's great. You'd be
lower on those magicians.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
You know, you see those magicians on Australia's Got Talent.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Well we don't do that show anymore, but England's Got Talent.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
There's always someone that comes out and they do that
quick change thing, or.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
They put them in like a tube and then the
tube disappears. They're wearing something completely.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
I saw this woman doing it the other night on
it England's Got Talent, and I just said that it's amazing.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
I've never seen a woman get changed so quickly in
my life.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
And did your wife just laugh and laugh alongside you?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
It would just be a time, you know, how is it.
You can do that on stage so quickly.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, because there's usually when she does it on stage,
there's two men who are assisting her and not deriding her.
It's usually how that happens. There is no way we're
in for a couple of chili days. I think tomorrow
is going to be chili willy as well.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
I went.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
I went for a bit of a I was going
to go out in the surf yesterday, but the surf
was still.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
It's massive. I took the dog seas from the beach.
It's massive.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
One of those days where I looked at the surf
and I just stood there looking. I thought, I'm going
to go in, and I thought, no, I'm not. Yeah,
I am, No, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Now, well, let's listen debatescinating the factor in, Well, there's
no one else out? Why is no one else out?
Possibly because it's big, because I have been out before
and it's big. And then you get out there and go,
what the hell am I doing out here? What idiot
decided I'd come out here. That's a sentence to talk
to my brain.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
So you didn't go in?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
No, No, I went for a windsurf instead. Really, yeah,
not in that.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
It seeds, but just in that in your mind.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Because you know my windsurfing, it's really rounded a corner.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
You know when you say to me that something is
rounded a corner. I'm reminded of the days when you
were contestant on Dancing with Stars, and when you first started,
you said to me, and you were fully sincere.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
You said, it's hard because.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
I don't know if the judges are going to know
whether I'm the professional or not. You seriously said that,
And then each week it's say I really rounded a corner.
So I'd sit down in front of my television every Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
Night to watch you. I think, what corner is you
talking about? You can't even dance in a straight line.
A littone turned a corner.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
I don't know what happened there.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
I got the time, all confidence, no star.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
I think I'm better at windsurfing. Windsurfing is Have you
ever windsurfed?

Speaker 4 (04:41):
No?

Speaker 3 (04:41):
But I had a former boyfriend who windsurfed, and I
spent many an hour keeping the towels dry, as the
puberty Blues would say, watching him windsurf, Yeah, helping him
fold up the saale.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
For some reason, people find out that I meant to windsurfing.
They said, I've got a windsurfer, do you want it?
So I end up getting a windsurface. So I've got about.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Six of them, and I just why need one?

Speaker 2 (05:00):
I know, But then I feel that I can't have
a little windsurfer out on the streets or in a
junk pile. And I've managed to Frankenstein a reasonable windsurfer together.
But it's quite satisfying when you click into the harness.
I'm at harness stage.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, you hear my abs, that's my apps.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
You're knocking your head.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Anyway away from my pastimes.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
Well, should we get onto the Magnificent Seven?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
We should?

Speaker 2 (05:26):
We got a big show today. Kim Wilder is going
to be joining us on the shove. We got to
catch up with her coming.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Back to Australia with the greatest hits too. She's lovely.
We've spoken to her before. I can't wait to have
a chat.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Instagram makes us return and as Amanda just said, we
can't do anything until we do the aforementioned Magnificent seven.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Okay, if you can end that sentence, we can get
on with a question one, how many wheels would you
find on a shopping trolley?

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Nation?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Where did the seven questions? Could you go all the
way and answer all seven questions correctly? If you do that,
Amanda will.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Say, I say, rug up.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
And if you can, we're a jacket that's reversible, because,
as Jonesy says, that's the way of the future.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
He's been doing with his underpants.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Ran on the outside. Alicia's inm pennedyll.

Speaker 10 (06:05):
Alicia, Hello, good morning.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Question number one for you, how many wheel would you
find on a shopping trolley?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Four? Four? Which one of those wheels would be going straight?

Speaker 2 (06:17):
What former wrestler slash actor has the phrase you can't
see me?

Speaker 10 (06:25):
John Cena, John Sella.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Question three, what's on the box? I'll turn the box on, Alicia?
Watch TV show has this theme?

Speaker 11 (06:34):
Come and listen to a story about a man shared,
poor him Utinar Burley kept his family shared.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Then one day he was shing the nass to the ground.
Any ideas, Alicia.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yes, I know, Oh my gosh, I cannot, Sorry, Alicia,
I could.

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Ian of Wesley would know this, and you know what
the show was.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Please got the reveal there, Ryan, He never says Beverly
Hill Billy.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah, the Beverly Hill Billies.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
At the end, I like the idea of the premise
of the show being explained in song that starts it's
always good.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
I don't do that on modern shows?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Do they imagine maths a song that says, well, they
don't know each other, We've got some cynical producers and
they'll all break up. This is multiple choice for you here, Ian.
What does the dating term scrooging mean? A when you
date an old rich man for money. B when you
date someone who hasn't moved on from their girlfriend's or
boyfriend's past.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Or see when you.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Dump someone right before the holidays to avoid buying a
gift maybe or C.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Didn't you get dumped on a boyfriend's birthday?

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Well, on his birthday?

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Yeah, yeah, so I already brought him a gift that's
our right, yeah, and a book and a bottle of
Bailey's which is Brother Drake.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
That's nice. I've never got it, and that was probably
forty years ago.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
I know how men work, being one, Perhaps he was
thinking because it's his birthday, like you wouldn't drop you
on your birthday, but on his birthday you've got cart
blatch as.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
You think, like a day off.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
It's feeling it's my birthday.

Speaker 4 (08:17):
I can hurt people if I want to.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Me too mad, it's my party.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
I can make you cry if I want to.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
It's good to see that you've moved on podcast WSFM.
Hello there, it's Jonesy demanded. We're into the magnificence we
find ourselves.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
A question number four, What does the dating term scrooging mean?

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Does it mean when you date an old rich man
for money or when you dump someone right before the
holidays to avoid avoid buying them a gift? Jamie spring
Park's going to answer this. What do you think, Jamie?

Speaker 4 (08:46):
I reckon see you when he's done before a holiday. Yeah,
that's mean, isn't It's very very mean.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
It's pretty self explanatory, though, does scooging?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Which Australian bird can mimic almost any sound?

Speaker 1 (08:58):
It's quite extraordinary?

Speaker 12 (09:02):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (09:07):
No, No, Phillips and Conley Heights.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Hi Philip, Hi, guys, do you know which Australian bird
can mimic almost.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
In your son?

Speaker 13 (09:15):
I believe that's the liarbird.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
It's the libird.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
You're scaring people, jimyr with your buzzer. You like the buzzer? Nazi?

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Question six for you, Philip, the world record for the
one hundred meters sprint is nine point five eight seconds.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Who holds this?

Speaker 5 (09:31):
Oh god, the person that comes to mind is your
saint Bolt.

Speaker 4 (09:35):
Yes, I thought someone.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
Else, someone beat it, unless he's did he beat them again?

Speaker 2 (09:41):
No, they're saying, can't beat them again because he's already
done it.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
He's retired. He can't come back. I think he has
the top three? Right?

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Are they still?

Speaker 6 (09:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
How good is he achieve?

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Come back? You can run backwards.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
He came into our studio. He was sightly lovely fella.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Question seven f our Philip.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Which pop star has just spent a night in jail
for drink and drunk driving charges or drug driving?

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Change drunk driving, drunk and drug there's a whole just no,
it's just drink driving.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Drink driving. It's over in America.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Yeah, Philip, Oh god, I can't stop that feeling.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah, that's not going to help you. Maureen, is in
the realm.

Speaker 4 (10:22):
My clue help you, Maureen?

Speaker 12 (10:25):
Justin timber Is.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
We'll find out more information.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
You know, in the States, they don't have random breath testing.
So he was he's on tour and he's driving in
an erratic way, and then apparently he refused to be tested.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
They do the sobriety test.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
And finally he did the test.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
What was the what was he what did he have that?
What was the cocktail? Don't know there's drinking drugs?

Speaker 3 (10:45):
No, there's no drugs. There was drugs allegedly. No, just
he's been done for drink driving.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
I read along the line it was a raft, a raft.
It's congratulations to you, Maureen.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
You have won the jam packed fifty dollars to spend
the Winnings Online Shop, Winnings World Leaning appliances and lifestyle
brands and of financial year sales on now Dinner to
the value of one hundred and fifty dollars at Hurricanes
Grill Delicious Ribs at Castle Hill Circular Key Bright in
the Sands of Piermont and JONESI demandicate you too. His
feed to coh and some Stanard pencils. Maureen, anything you'd

(11:18):
like to add.

Speaker 13 (11:20):
Oh, thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (11:21):
That's an amazing prize.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
You raise an amazing prize.

Speaker 9 (11:25):
Jonesy and Amanda Gem based podcast.

Speaker 14 (11:31):
I was born really ready, okay.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
I just wanted to make sure.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
That I was ready ready coming through the germanak our
big of musical facts.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
On this day. In nineteen eighty eight, Guns and Roses.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Released their hit Patients. There's been some news about Guns n' Roses.
Duff McKagan. You know Duff from I do now Guns
and Rows?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
You know Duff? Do I you know Daff?

Speaker 3 (11:55):
All I really know is that lead guy whose name
I can't remember either actual roads. So you haven't come
to the font If you want information about guns and writers,
what I have.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
When I look at you, I see font. The Simpsons.
You know the Simpsons have got Duff Beer. Yes, Duff
mccagan believes that the Simpsons named the beer, the iconic beer.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
After him.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
He's never heard of Hillary Duff.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
So much so he do, he repeated in his autobiography,
even saying the creators reached out to him. He said,
that's what happened. They named Duff Beer after me. Recently
the O G Simpsons writer Joe Cogan. So you've got
mcagan and Cogan. Bursty's bubble, he says. Back in the day,
no one knew anyone in Guns and Roses beyond the

(12:42):
aforementioned what's his face that you said?

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Before?

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Ye know it?

Speaker 3 (12:44):
That's all and Dove Stritten in an autobiography. Is it
called hey on the other guy?

Speaker 4 (12:48):
No one knows.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
He went on to say, this is Jake Cogan, not
Duff McKagan went on to say, we named it Duff
because it's a cinnamon, a synonym for but tushy, booty
and so on.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
It's very weird.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
This Duff McKagan guy wants to claim credit for Duff beer.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
He had zero to do with it. Don't let the
door hitch on the bomb on the way out. Yeah, yeah,
I can whistle the start of this song very well.

Speaker 7 (13:26):
Is that you.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Talk at the same time?

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Now, it's me.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
I could be in guns and roasts.

Speaker 4 (13:42):
Write an autobiography.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Why don't you sham Are you a person who goes
to psychics? No, I'm not either, And if ever, I've
got friends who are really into it, and the knowledge
kind of scares me. They never tell you big futuristic things.
Let us tell you that stuff that's happening, now, don't they.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
I could be a psychic. All it is is just
telling people what they want to hear. And you can
get a cold reading out of someone that you've just met.
I remember one time a lady came up and said, oh, Hei,
you know Jonesy, I love the show and was talking
and I said, thanks, Paula, that's lovely, and she justs
you remembered my name and I went yep, and she
walked off.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
She had on her shirt embroidered her name. That's what
I mean, thank you, rent to kill, That's what I mean.
That's all they do. John Edward, he's full of crap.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
All he does he gets all those people in the
room beforehand, and he gets all the information. He goes, okay,
someone's recently, last someone's.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Last time that I heard that.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
What he does is he has like you know, what
other show do you see with someone who gives away
a dinner beforehand? And they've got Michael fast this is
what I've heard. And everyone says, I'm here to hear
about my uncle Fred, And so they've got spotters who
just get that information.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
So hang on, I'm getting a thing from a guy
whose name rhymes with bread Ted.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
It's not David Gates.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
What about this psychic This is a woman in Britain
who claims that she's in the last five years to
develop these psychic powers. But what the spirits do is
make her go out and drink so she's out with
her friends having a drink, and she the spirits want
to move on to another bar where they have information
that they want to pass on through her, So she

(15:21):
has to scull the drink where she is and go
to another bar. And then when she's there, it happens again.
So her friends have bought of these drinks, she has
to drink those really quickly and go to another bar.
So she's kind of on a pub crawl through the
spirit world. So she says that the spirits are making
her down her drink and leave so she can go
and see people in the other in various pubs to

(15:43):
tell them information about their dead loved ones. She said,
if I tried to ignore it, the voice would say
the same thing, or get louder and be persistent. I
don't tell my friends that I want to go to
a particular bar. I just say we need to go there.
I don't tell them why. I'd say, after we'd had
a drink there, I need to go somewhere else now.
So they all go on these giant pub crawls. Of course,
the spirits are speaking through her officer.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Or spirits made me check in the Bathroot.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Last week, But sometimes you know, the world works in
unusual ways. You know, the spirits are guiding her to
different pub crawls to talk to the people and give them. Hey,
I've heard from your uncle Jem, but I've been reading
about this. There's a worm that that needs to pass
itself through its various life cycles, or it's various cycles
of its life in different creatures. So it gets into

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a rat, and it makes the rat behavior rationally and
lose its fear and have more risks. So therefore it
gets eaten by a cat, and so the worm goes
from rat to cat. It changes the rat's behavior to
be reckless. So the spirits are using her for the
same reason. They're making her drunk and stupid so that

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she goes to a bar bar and next.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Bar and can tell people about their dead loved ones.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Is a worm in tequila?

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Maybe it's on in tequila. No, I just wanted to
have a drink.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Fascinating.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
So if someone lunches up to you in the baroness
and vomits on your feet, says that's from Uncle Jeff,
you'll know she's a psychic.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
And you'll say, Amanda is a time you went home.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Amanda's Notion podcast.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
I lament good old fashioned service. Remember the days of
good old service where.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
You'd go to the shop like Grace Sullivan and you'd
buy your goods.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Sometimes that is fine.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
In Casey Point, I've got this. We call it the
Narnia Light. It's like it's a little street lamp.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
In an old school street lamb.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah, it looks nice and it's it's got a twelve
vault globe in it.

Speaker 4 (17:35):
Is that a lot?

Speaker 1 (17:36):
No, well, most CLOBs. It looks like a normal clab,
but it's twelve vault. There's two forty five.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
I'm not going to boy with this, but because it's
a garden line, if someone hacks into it with.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
A whipper snippy, you're not going to kill yourself.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
So anyway, the blow vaultage drop.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
It's very good. So I thought, well, I'm going to
get a bob. The bolb's gone.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
I like the Narnia Light so that I won't get
a Bunnings and muck around without it, or go straight
to the sauce.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
I'll ring an electrical wholesaler.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
So bulbs are kind of a shop.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
And I know, yeah, and I know it's only one bowl,
but I was happy to order a couple.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
So I rang the guy and I tell you what.
He was not happy to hear from me. He was like,
you know, yeah, no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
Then he starts on this coughing fit the case for
about fifteen minutes. I thought he was like working in
a turn of the sentry coal mine.

Speaker 4 (18:20):
He should get a bitter lighting.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
I said, I said, man, is this too hard?

Speaker 4 (18:26):
I can imagine you saying that, mate, is this too
hard for he? Or I've heard you.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
I've heard you say that to cab drivers. I've heard
you say that too.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
I don't get me still other people as soon as
we get in a cab. Yeah, mate, that's a bit far. Well,
he's a thing. Don't drive a cab, do something else.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
So you lecture this man a cab.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
I gave him the part number a game. I gave
him the catalog them, I gave me everything. And then
he goes, I'm gonna have to go to the wholesaler.
And I said, mate, aren't you the wholesaler? And was
he yeah, he's that's what they're called.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
And then he started coughing, and which went for another
fifteen minutes, and I just said, I got to deal
with this.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
I you want service with no one cops.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah, well, you know, I just want someone to give you.
I know it's one bowl.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
You want someone to say, Brendan, are you your voice
is familiar to me?

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Are you on the radio? And one ball?

Speaker 3 (19:13):
I will have it at your house this afternoon. I'll
deliver it myself.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
Who wouldn't want that? You know?

Speaker 2 (19:18):
I follow a lot of eighties Instagram stuff, you know,
And there's this one.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
I don't know if you've said it.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
It's Country Buffet, so one of these big I think
it's gone in America now.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
But there's one of those buffet places in the eighties, the.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Cavery with the cavery and you know, the hot and
cold deep fries, and they've got a training video on Hey,
you should greet the stuff.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Good evening.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Fighting enough to you today? Boy, I'll say, well, that's great.

Speaker 7 (19:42):
Would you care for summer beef a little?

Speaker 5 (19:43):
Both?

Speaker 4 (19:44):
I think all right.

Speaker 6 (19:45):
Making friendly conversations like this is a big part of
greeting and serving guests. At other buffet style restaurants. Guests
often feel they're on their own once they've paid for
the meal.

Speaker 7 (19:58):
No one pays much attention to that. At Old Country buffet.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
We work hard to make sure our guests never feel
that way. Try asking a question the guest can answer
innocents or two. You might ask something like this is
it still hot out there?

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Or this did you guess your game last night?

Speaker 7 (20:17):
Or this Having trivial, was Anya, that's my favorite.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah, I want that.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
I don't want that. I don't want that. You know,
I don't want something. You know what happens?

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Now we go the other way where you're eating a
meal and you've got.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
Your mouth feeled everything.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Okay, here you have to gobble it down really quickly
so you can answer them.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
So I'll just wrecked my meal.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
If we get the white staff to work for the
electrical wholesalers and the electrical meet in the middle somewhere
to meet in the middle, why don't you guys have
a meeting and they could get in with the cab drivers.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
A bit from Column and a bit from columbe and
we'd be happy.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Having trivial, was Anya appreciating? Thank you nice. Wait till
my mouth is full of men, ask.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
Me, okay, what are we doing here?

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Oh, even Ryan is appalled at you. Brendan jem jam Nation.

Speaker 7 (21:09):
Right now, what's the free instances.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
And Amanda's nie.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
How we have ten questions sixty seconds on the clock.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
You can pass if you don't know an answer. We'll
come back to that question. If time permits, you get
all the questions right, you win one thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
You can leave for one thousand dollars. How great would
that be? But do you want to play for two
thousand dollars? A bonus question? Two thousand dollars? But it's
double or nothing?

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Do you reader's and s and Andrews, Hello, Rita.

Speaker 10 (21:38):
Good morning guys.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
How are you very well?

Speaker 3 (21:40):
It's your turn to step up to the plate. We've
got ten questions, We've got sixty seconds. We always say
if you're not sure, say pass because we can usually
come back.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
But if you get it wrong, it's all over.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
Okay, okay, Rita, good luck because here comes question number one.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Traditionally what color is pepper?

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Black?

Speaker 4 (21:56):
Question two? Which month comes after April?

Speaker 8 (22:01):
May?

Speaker 4 (22:01):
Question three? On what street would you find? Elmo?

Speaker 12 (22:06):
Three?

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Question four? How many are in a Baker's dozen't thirteen?
Question five? True or false?

Speaker 3 (22:12):
The large intestine is the largest organ in the human body.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
Question six?

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Who's the lead actress in Breakfast at Tiffany's, Oh Hush?

Speaker 4 (22:25):
Question seven?

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Which musician wrote Dancing in the dark?

Speaker 9 (22:31):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (22:31):
My God? Question eight? Pavlova and Tira Massous are types
of what question nine?

Speaker 3 (22:38):
During the two thousand Olympics, which Australian athlete won the
most gold medals?

Speaker 10 (22:45):
Kathy Freeman.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Oh, I can imagine there're probably questions you'd know the
answer to if you had time to think. To go
back to the large intestine? Is the largest organ in
the human body?

Speaker 4 (22:58):
What would you say, skins?

Speaker 3 (23:00):
The largest organ? Who was the lead actress in Breakfast.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
At Tiffany's Audi Hebbert?

Speaker 9 (23:05):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (23:05):
And who wrote Dancing in the Dark. I've got no
idea it was Bruce Springsteen.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Boss.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Now, well, look one hundred dollars to be getting on
with and thank you for playing reader.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
Thank you have a wonderful day, you too, Stay warm.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Gam Nation.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
We sounded a bit like old coots beforted. You were
talking about how you were trying to buy a bulb
for your garden light.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Yeah, I want a twelve on bulb. Forty what cle bulb?

Speaker 2 (23:36):
I gave the part number, I gave the catalog number,
I gave the manufacturer.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
I rang the wholesaler, and the guy mister not interested.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Well, the name should have given it away from I'm.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Going to have to contact the wholesaler, I said, but Champ,
aren't you the wholesaler?

Speaker 1 (23:51):
And then he went to a coughing fit that went on,
which is probably still going now. A bit more check
that thing would have started.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
So so, suffice to say.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
I went to eBay and my bulbs have already arrived
while I made a still coffee.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
You do sound like an old coat when you talk
like that.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
I just, you know, if someone if I was in
a business where I was helping people, if someone rang me,
I go, what do you need, shell mate?

Speaker 1 (24:13):
I can get it for you, or I can't. That's
what I do. I don't know what less immortals do,
but that's what I did.

Speaker 15 (24:21):
Well.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
I saw a couple of examples that I think also
have made people think that they are officially old. Which
is your comment, You do sound officially old. I saw
someone here has posted an empty picture of a Worcestershar
sauce bottle and a full one next to it, saying
I've lived long enough to have gone through a bottle
of Worcester Shar sauce. That's how you know you're old,
because who in their whole life has ever had to

(24:42):
replenish one?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Do you buy a new? I think I inherited it.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
We all have, we all have. I saw another one too,
This person said, I just caught myself rinsing out a
ziploc bag to reuse later because it wasn't that dirty.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
It's happened. I've turned into my mother.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Last night, my youngest came home from UNI and I
made him did it with a minion foil on the top,
so he saved it for it, saved it and he
taken it off, and I remarked, I said, look, that's
that aluminium foil has barely got any anything on a
little bit of conversation. I wipe the down with the
paper towel and not only write down the aluminium.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
But the paper towel was okay as well. I hung
that out of the tap. My wife looked at me
and said, you have truly gone mental.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
At Christmas, the kids are opening their presents and I
walked around behind them folding the paper.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
It's happened. We're officially old.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
This is great. The tribal druma aways speaks for this.

Speaker 7 (25:35):
It'll happened to you.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Officially old.

Speaker 3 (25:39):
When are those moments of huge self awareness where you go, okay, right,
all right, it's happened to me.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
There it is.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
The tribal drumas beating four. I'm officially old.

Speaker 7 (25:48):
It'll happened to you.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
I'm not related to that. I want in the studio, well, I.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Want to bring in Sam Mac from Sunrise Sam Mack
where he went on the real four monty with me,
and since then his fortunes have changed. He's now doing
the weather at Sunrise and he's just wandering around the building.

Speaker 8 (26:05):
I'm still to our show psychologically scarred by seeing your
behind what there was of it at the time.

Speaker 7 (26:12):
I'm sure you've seen it many times in stunts over
the years.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Of man, you should mention it.

Speaker 7 (26:15):
No, you draw the line at seeing his bottom.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
I draw the line seeing the front as well.

Speaker 8 (26:19):
Just imagine a pancake, but like sideways and a little
bit of syrup, good measure.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
You know, are you walking to? And I said, why
don't we bring Sam in on this?

Speaker 7 (26:34):
You really didn't think it through, did you.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
I have not thought this through.

Speaker 8 (26:37):
But because now my producer is having a fight with
your producer about, Hey, you've got to do a Sunrise
a cross in three minutes, Like, hey, we have to
hear the end of Bonjovi.

Speaker 7 (26:43):
It's my life.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
If you don't mind, let's get our priorities right.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Well, okay, you're getting old.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Okay, come on, be a part of this for me.

Speaker 8 (26:52):
When all of the social media engagement that I'm getting,
like all of the people responding to my content on Instagram,
for example, are Sandra's dead Genevieves, you know, particularly demographic,
the sunrise demographic, which we love the other part two
of it. Whenever we go to a retirement village nursing
home for Sunrise, I'm like Oprah, I'm the biggest star
in the world.

Speaker 7 (27:12):
They cannot get it off of me. They want me
to CrowdSurf, they want selfie.

Speaker 8 (27:14):
So that's when I know that I've reached a different
part of my career, a very nice Was.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
There ever a time in your career where the young people.

Speaker 8 (27:21):
Were absolutely yeah, it was just before I did the
real four monty. Then after that suddenly everything changed, Everything.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
Went downhill after the noody bits.

Speaker 8 (27:28):
Everything to play your strengths, don't you. I'm giving myself
the wind up, guys, I've got to go to a segment.
But top of eleven degrees today currently seven degrees coldest
morning of the year for Sydney, so currently six degrees
outside where I was just downstairs here in North Sydney.

Speaker 7 (27:42):
Also, congratulations on your view. I'm sure you love Many.

Speaker 8 (27:45):
People say that georgeous, but it's wasted on radio, like
we're in TV and we don't have a view this.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
You know, it's incredible.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
We're very greatful where the business goes.

Speaker 7 (27:52):
I take a photo at least the guys.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Please check this out.

Speaker 7 (27:56):
You're seeing great to see you.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
Nice to see you.

Speaker 16 (27:59):
So you're like to Sam take it Jonesy and Amanda
yeam Basis podcast.

Speaker 14 (28:14):
It's a like Donkey cold.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
You know, perhaps I've been old since I was seventeen.
Maybe that's a scene. Do you think that's boys?

Speaker 4 (28:21):
You know? But there are signs as you get older.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Someone was saying that, you know, they knew that they
lived a long long time. They went through an entire
bottle of sauce and had to buy another one. When
does that happen before you're one hundred?

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Last night I wiped down a piece of alfoil and
not only did I keep the old alfhoile, I keep
the paper towel that I wiped the alfoil down.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
You are officially old. That's what the tribal drum is
beating for today.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
You Hello, Joe, what was the sign for you?

Speaker 5 (28:49):
Good morning, guys?

Speaker 11 (28:49):
How are we going?

Speaker 15 (28:50):
Well?

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Fantastic, fantastic?

Speaker 15 (28:54):
Look, I mean look, sometimes we could be in a
workplace and praying. We're in a conversation and tell me
if you don't agree with me, guys, but the conversation
will be going along, and all of a sudden you
hear someone say, oh, yourself, back in my day.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Yeah, that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Yeah my day, Yeah, back in my day.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
When I hear back in my day, I get ready
for here we go, And then I find myself saying
it and go, here I go.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
And you're just trying to doing a mirror My day
didn't look like that, Joe. Rebecca's with us?

Speaker 4 (29:27):
I Rebecca, what's the sign you've got old?

Speaker 6 (29:30):
Good morning gents, and Amanda, how are we roy?

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Well?

Speaker 5 (29:35):
I think the sign that you've gotten old is when
you start to refer to your knees as good and
bad instead of.

Speaker 9 (29:40):
Blessed and right.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Yeah, favor the good knee. You got the bad now.
I won't do that because that's me.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
That's my bad name rains on the way my knees are.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Telling me when your body becomes a human weather vein
Stephen's Steven's with us.

Speaker 14 (29:56):
Hello Stephen, Good morning, Amanda and Jonesy. How are you?

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Thanks?

Speaker 4 (30:00):
How did you know you're officially old? Stephen?

Speaker 14 (30:03):
Pretty simple? My father used to walk around with a
teatawel Avery's shoulder, and every time we picked up a
glass off a coffee table or a played off the
kitchen bench, he'd wipe it down. The other day, I
was looking for the teatawl and my thirty year old
daughter said, it's a shelder.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
That's me, and I wear an apron in the kitchen,
do you did? And then last night's Midnight I took
the bins out wearing my apron and I didn't care.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Next week it'll be a dressing gown.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Thank you, Steven, Thank you for all your calls. Make
sure podcast. Let's get on down to ask the pub
test today. Airbnb's do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 3 (30:42):
I saw someone say the other day a serious question.
Will Airbnb be dead this time next year? Lots of
stories they were reading about it becoming unreliable. When it
first started, it was a great disruptor in the industry.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
It was cheaper than hotels.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
You could stay with a family of four, where you
could have a kitchen, you could have a laundry, all
that kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
It was a great alternative.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
People are our finding that it's more expensive as Airbnb
shifted towards corporate management more and more.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
Also just completely.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
Unreliable, and you are at the whims of some strange people,
people who live crazy notes.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
What about this?

Speaker 3 (31:11):
This is a note that someone was left when they
were staying at the Airbnb. Lots of notes about the
garbage and things and as I'm not to have certain
sex from the bot bot and not to have menstruation
sex on the.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Bed are the signs that were left. The people don't
do this, they said.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Someone put that little bit of paper yes, printed it, yes,
possibly laminated it, yes.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
And put it up yes weirdos And so someone here
said that they when they arrived, they asked that they've
phoned the owner and said, can we have a vacuum
cleaner please? There's marijuana all over the table. And the
person said, I know, we haven't got a vacuum, but
I'll give you some beers. You know, the whims of individuals,
and that's why it's so hard these days. Airbnbs aren't

(31:52):
necessarily cheaper than hotels, and you often there's signs saying
put your garbage out, do the recycling, change the bed linen.
So why staying there? And who are you answerable to?
At least a hotel? You know this front of house staff?

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Do you use a lot of airbnbs?

Speaker 3 (32:07):
We've booked occasional airbnbs and it's worked out well for us.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
But I can see why.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
When you read these horror stories that can be nightmare
we went.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Every time I've started Airbnb, it's always been good, I
must admit, though it's never me booking it. And then
you see those ads where people book something and it's
got the owner of the house staying.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
There's the way I would never go. I would never
go to a place that's doing that.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Well, what about this one? Someone said?

Speaker 3 (32:31):
The host was an avid flat eartha who sat me
down with his mate towards YouTube videos while he condescendally
explained to me that out of Space wasn't real.

Speaker 4 (32:38):
You know, you're going on a holiday and you get that.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
I just go to ibys.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Well, how are you finding it? Because Airbnb was brilliant
for some time? Has it dropped off airbnbs? Is it
still past the pub test?

Speaker 5 (32:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Nation, I loved you Lord. Do you like you?

Speaker 15 (32:53):
Law?

Speaker 1 (32:53):
He is great. He was in homes and Watson was
a shott I think.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
So he's been a great actor and he's so handsome.
Sometimes I think he doesn't get taken seriously as a
great actor.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Because he's too handsome.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Because he's too handsome.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Problem with being too handsome that people didn't take you seriously.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
I wish you could see what Jonesy was doing just
so when he said that sentences playing with his own.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Hand was in my eye, that's all too handsome? Is
that your problem?

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Not at all? Is it? So what people say?

Speaker 3 (33:21):
New Law is going to be playing Henry the Eighth
in his new film Firebrand. I'm obsessed with Henry the
Eighth and that part of history. I love it, so
I can't wait to see this film. In this new movie,
it follows his final years and his marriage to his
last wife, Catherine Parr, so she survives him. That's character
is going to be played by Alicia for character that

(33:43):
person in history, Katherine Parr will be played by Aliichavcanada,
so it's a great cast. Henry the Eighth in his
later years was a giant mess. You know that he
couldn't have children, couldn't father children. But it was never
his fault, and yet he was obese. He had terrible
health issues. He was injured as a relatively young man

(34:03):
in a jousting incident and his wounds never properly healed,
as things just didn't in those days. And apparently the
stench around him, the literal stench, was horrendous. So Jude
Law has gone very method. He got a renowned perfumi,
a stinky person, to create a special scent for him
to wear, and apparently this concoction featured notes of puss, blood,

(34:28):
fecal matter, and sweat.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
He says he never expected.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
The behind holse and when a man brings you flowers,
put them in the holes in your legs. He says
he never expected this behind the scenes secret to create
such a stir. To him, it was just something he
was doing to influence the set. He didn't do it
for the publicity because he took the role seriously. He
said he wanted to look, speak, behave, and smell like
the monarch in his final years. He said, apparently you

(34:56):
could smell Henry three rooms away in real life. His
leg was rotting so badly he hit it with hit
it with rose oil in real life. So Jude Law said,
I thought, what a great impact it would be if
I could smell awful. So the director has said that
when Jude walked on set, it was horrible. The set
the movie apparently supposed to be incredible. There's another story
that remember when Dustin Hoffman played Peter Pan in Steven

(35:20):
Spielberg's Hook, Hook, he wanted the actors around him to
respond to him because he always goes full method, and
particularly the children.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
He wanted them to recoil.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
So he would eat hot onions and garlic each morning
so that people would physically recoil when he'd speak to them.
The director was spielbergers said they'd part like the Red
Sea when he came in. There was the best special
effect we had. And another cast member said, Hoffman drank
champagne and Guinness black velvets during filming because he thought
that's what Hook would have drunk.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
All right, all those people that go really method.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
You wonder in Saltburn whether what flavor the bath bombs
were and whether they went method.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Don't drink the buffer, drink the bath water and demand
gem nations.

Speaker 10 (36:08):
When God I wanted to get right now, I take you.

Speaker 14 (36:13):
Now, go to your windows, open the stick your head
on a gell.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Let's get on down to the Jersey demand of arms
for the pub test today.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Airb and b's do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 4 (36:27):
Have they gone off the boil? For you?

Speaker 3 (36:29):
They're more expensive than they used to be and the
list of demands from the owners is getting longer and longer.
I know they're still great if you're traveling with kids
and you want a kitchen and a laundry and all
that kind of stuff, But people are returning to hotels.
How do you feel airbnbs? So they still pass the
pub test?

Speaker 11 (36:45):
I stated a lot of them, and I think initially
they were great, but now they're all these rules and
it's not any cheaper than a hotel, and I honestly
you have to cook. Are okay to go back to hotels?

Speaker 5 (36:57):
I think they've lost it.

Speaker 12 (36:58):
Actually, the last air stadium.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
And let the notes to stay, don't take the toilet
paper don't use the tea bags if you don't want them,
and you'd be charged for staying on the vedding.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
So yeah, I think they've lost it.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
Don't pass a pub dison anymore.

Speaker 12 (37:11):
No, No it doesn't because separation you feel like you
will walk on a negshield. There's so many rules, so
many regulations, and you don't feel welk. I might go
to a motel or something to stay the other night
and feel your shots are going to get changed and
you don't have to worry about nothing and believe it
and that's it. People have just want too much money
for nothing.

Speaker 5 (37:27):
Well, for me and my wife, yes it does one
hundred percent. Every time that we've ever used there to
go down the south coast, Jarvis Bay or even out
some Mudgy to the wineries, it's been excellent running mudgy.
We had the whole house to ourselves and new dwelling,
so one hundred percent agree. Yes, it does pass the
top ten.

Speaker 10 (37:43):
Definitely not. I had a bad experience.

Speaker 13 (37:46):
Never do it again.

Speaker 10 (37:47):
We had hitting cameras inside one of the rooms and
we've got a call from the owner saying you're having
a party when we just had a group of people
able for drinks, but definitely not.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
How do you know that?

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Whoa wow? And that top doesn't suit you?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Thank you for all your cause.

Speaker 9 (38:14):
Podcast Jonesy and Amanda in the Morning one O one
point seven.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
W s ACM.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
What did you say about Kim wild quite the back catalog.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
I just had some amazing songs see me.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Hanging on I like this like checked love.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
So you want to dance, don't you?

Speaker 1 (38:38):
What about.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
This one?

Speaker 1 (38:43):
And this one?

Speaker 16 (38:45):
I don't want nobody?

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Baby? And here she is Kim Wilders We Live and.

Speaker 13 (38:53):
Breathe Jonesy, Amanda, how the hell are you?

Speaker 3 (38:56):
We are great, it's so great to see you. What
your room looks amazing. So you've got this swirling light
above your head like you're some astral being.

Speaker 13 (39:06):
That's right, that's right, it's actually it's a Christmas present
for my son. I absolutely love it and it's a
very relaxing thing to have in the room. It's that beautiful.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
It is beautiful.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
It's been eight years since you've come to Australia. I'm
concerned about who's going to look after your garden while
you're away.

Speaker 13 (39:24):
Well yeah, I mean I've been working very hard on
the garden, so it'll be all right by October. It'll
look after itself in October and I'm down under. But yeah,
I mean, gardening is a big thing for me. It's
all all. It's all going on in the UK right now.
Summer is at its height. It's absolutely beautiful out there.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
I love the story about how you went to evening
courses as a horticulturist because you just wanted to make
a home garden and something.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
It's become this huge career shift for you.

Speaker 13 (39:54):
Yeah, I mean it did become that way. I mean
I haven't really done any professional gardening for quite years now.
I've sort of gone back to the day job and
I'm outreading the boards and singing kids in America and
god knows what. So gardening has returned to becoming a
private passion. But I still grow seeds every year. I
still go, you know, I always grow a few vegetables.

(40:17):
You know, I'm out there. I mean it's my it's
a gym for me as well. I mean it's it's
quite it's hard work being, you know, being out in
the garden.

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Well, we've spoken to you over a few years now,
and there was a time when you were just as
you said you were working as a professional gardener, and
now you're back to to your day job, which is
great to see.

Speaker 13 (40:37):
I love it. I love it. I mean a few
things happened. I mean I got I got seduced back
to the an eighties tours, actually back at the early
two thousands, and the fact in two thousand and three
we all came to Australia. I mean I think it
was Paul Young and Belinda Cardile Human League. We all
came down and then I just sort of fell in

(41:00):
with it all a game. I didn't realize that there
was still an audience for women of a certain age
and two kids and married with a mortgage, singing kids
in America. I just had no idea that everyone was
still up for the up for the fun. But actually
now I'm you know, I'm sort of in a whole
other decade, and and yeah, I just felt ready to

(41:25):
rock even more than I ever had before.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Well, it's it's the greatest hits show from you that
all floor fillers.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
I just can't wait. People is going to go crazy.
What is it about about these songs that people of of?
It just still it's in our dna.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
We just have to get up and dance when we
hear them.

Speaker 13 (41:44):
Yeah, yeah, I know that feeling because I feel the
same way when I go and see artists who you
know whose records I bought when I was growing up,
or or you know that that formed the soundtrack of
my life, and you hear that song and it takes
you back to that guy you were dating, that that
girl you're going out. You know what college you were
going to, what heartbreaks you were you know, going through

(42:05):
that job. You didn't get that argument you had with
your mom, and that first car and that first kiss
and that first all every thing out. Yeah, So it's
you that's the wonder. That's the magic of music, the.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Power of music.

Speaker 13 (42:20):
And I love that I will be bringing those memories
down to Australia in October to share them with everyone
down there, because we've always had such a huge reaction.
Every time I've come down there, I've left feeling like
one of you guys. I felt like I wanted to
take you all, bring you all home with me.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
But we'll stay on the divan at Kim's place. That's right.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
I know that I can get some vegetables in the backyard.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
God, what now I was reading that you saw a UFO.
Is this true or is this fake news?

Speaker 13 (42:57):
No, it's not fake news. In two thousand and nine
and I was standing in my gardener and I saw
an ORB and then a smaller orb followed it, and
it was in the sky. I saw it with a
girlfriend of mine, and the lasted several minutes. And I
had no idea about orbs at the time. I didn't
know they were a thing and that people were seeing
them all over the world. I know a lot more

(43:20):
about it now, and I've read a lot more books
about it. But I'm pretty damn sure, guys, that what
I saw was not of human origin. I just had
a spooky little feeling that whatever was up there was
not from this planet.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Well, would be pretty arrogant to think that we're the
only people here.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Surely there's going to be some intelligent life.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
For intelligent life here as well.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
You'd like to pick them with some here first they
found nothing.

Speaker 13 (43:51):
You know, it's inspiring to think about the space and
our world and all the mystery in our world.

Speaker 8 (43:58):
You know.

Speaker 13 (43:58):
I mean, we think we know everything, and we've got
Instagram and we've got the Internet, and everyone sort of
has this like, oh, yeah, we know everything. There is
to know about this planet. But we know how We
know literally nothing. I feel absolutely sure of that. We've
only scratched the chip of the iceberg about what it
is to be human and what it is to live

(44:19):
on this planet, and I find that hugely exciting.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Well, what I do know is that you're coming to
town in October, and you get your tickets now to
seek him on her Greatest Hits tour at ticket take
Kim Wilder's always a treat to catch up with.

Speaker 13 (44:33):
You, guys. I hope to see you when I come down.
I can't wait to see everyone. It's going to be
a blast October.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
We'll break out the Divan.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Thank you.

Speaker 13 (44:47):
Okay, guys, thanks for thanks for having a chat.

Speaker 9 (44:51):
Jonesy and Amanda yeahs podcast.

Speaker 7 (44:56):
Let's get started, Raise yourself, Bring it Home.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
How did you go in the New South Wales budget
last night?

Speaker 7 (45:05):
We haven't.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
We haven't spoken about that.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
No, I've been too traumatized. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
I'll tell you everything I know. I don't know straight
from the pages of the teograph today. The winners and
the losers. Are you a victim survivor? No, we're They're winners,
which is good.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
I think that's fantastic. No one would complain about that.
That's wonderful.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Essential workers, winners good are these are all good things.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
I'm pleased to hear it.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Schools winners, winners great, the sick great winners except for
the sick o sick?

Speaker 4 (45:38):
How do they? How do they? What do you mean?
What does the sick mean?

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Sick sick people?

Speaker 3 (45:42):
Well, so sick people can knock on the door in
a check in your hand? How does that work? I
think I need more specifics from Brendan.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
Firefighters, yes, give everything to firees.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Well, who's not getting a good losers?

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Investment property owners? Yeah, fair enough, you're sad today.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Says mister five properties.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Foreigners who owned lands, landlord foreigners who owned land.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
Yes, that's good.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Police are losers. That's just me saying that. Oh I
said joke. I love the Coppice, but they're losing. Apparently
they're not getting Is.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
This why you don't do the budget coverage on Telly?

Speaker 1 (46:14):
I should not to hijack Labour's budget.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Matt Kean jur Remember Matt Kean, he's decided he's going
to retire from politics. He's the former New South I
was treasurer and Energy Minister Matt Keen from the Liberal Parties.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
He's a former one.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Yep. I won't be running him.

Speaker 4 (46:30):
He's a nice man, a lovely fella.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
I did meet him, but I called him Matt Canavan.
I apologize for that. I'd had a few drinks. I
won't be running for federal parliament. This is Matt Keen's,
not me.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
I think you can assume.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
I'm intending on pursuing your career in the private sector.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Well, so he has got a job. He's just leaving
that job. Matt is this wise. Has he got something?

Speaker 2 (46:53):
I suppose he's got his glowing references.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Ryan thinks you've gone Insane's bay.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
He's got his glowing references from the constituents of this
fair state unsolicited.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
They said this, I wish we had.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
More politicians like mate.

Speaker 10 (47:11):
He listened to the doctors, nurses, physiotherapist and we got
this substandard.

Speaker 7 (47:16):
Hospital build to an incredible state.

Speaker 8 (47:18):
Right now, we're fixed pender Hills Road, improving travel times,
reducing congestion and making our community a lot safer.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Love North kN X, keep up.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
The good work. Time that thanks to the work you did.

Speaker 15 (47:29):
A Consumer Affairs minister All Australians have protections with your cards.
He's really well placed to become one of the great
environment ministers in your southwalest history.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
Congratulations on the energy Roadmap.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
It's a shot in the arm for US state and
we'll create thousands of jobs in the process.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Politics is about people.

Speaker 17 (47:45):
It's about building a strong and more prosperous country.

Speaker 8 (47:47):
For everyone and leaving our planet to our kids better
than we found it.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Maybe kiss kissing a baby, here's the I'm pissed a
baby and I liked it.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
So good luck to you, Matt.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
It'll be fine down a mister minute. Why chopping up
the keys? Why, that's a good job.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
And they're very personable, those mister Minute people, they're very
can do you retired?

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Give sack Helium Notion podcast.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
We all remember where we were when Armie Hammer in
twenty twenty one, there was a whirlwind of accusations that
he was into cannibalism.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
You know, not many actors have to come out and
put out a press saying I'm not a cannibal.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Yeah, I am not a carnival honey, Armie Hammer.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
We've interviewed him when he was in that movie with
Johnny Depp, that terrible one.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
A lone ranger.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
It was a lone ranger.

Speaker 4 (48:41):
He's a handsome as lovely kid.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
I had a feeling that when we're doing the interview.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
Waturing a big chicken, leg.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
A big steak, was a big tea.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
None of that was true.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
What is interesting is he has been completely canceled, as
cannibals should be. But he has said, I'm not a cannibal.
What I tell you what has happened? He said in
a podcast just released on Sunday. He said, people now think, yep,
that guy.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Eight people.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
So, multiple women had accused him of sexual abuse and coercion,
which is nothing to laugh at, and that is fair enough.
But they shared private messages where someone alleged to be
Hammer expressed an interesting calimbalism and sadistic fetishes. So this
all A one woman said that he'd expressed a desire
to break one of her ribs and eat it. He

(49:29):
branded her, he left a covered in bruises and talked
about consuming her. This is what a third woman, an
anonymous person, has said this. He says that all the
relationships he had with these women were completely consensual, discussed
and agreed upon in advance, and mutually participatory. So since
then he has suffered what he calls an ego death
and a career death. He ended a Florida rehab facility

(49:51):
for drug, alcohol, and sex issues. He said, in a way,
it's grateful for the situation. It can force him to
confront a pattern of unhealthy behavior. Who was annoyed he
missed out on that? Dharm Le Jeffrey Dahmer.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
A bit method. You know what this?

Speaker 3 (50:03):
I think this is an interesting story and I might
have a very unpopular take on this. All that stuff
about coercion, sexual abuse, etc. Yes, deal with it. The
law deal with it because that's appalling, and women have
every right to take that as far as they can.
But should you be canceled for your private thoughts for

(50:27):
privately having a fetish about cannibalism or any of those things?
If you're in a relationship or having a fleeing with
someone who says that stuff to you. I understand there
was coercion, etcetera involved, But you say, look, it's not
my cup of tea? Is it fair that your thoughts

(50:48):
now can have you cancel? Your thoughts can end your career?
Your private sexual thoughts if.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
You keep them to yourself, then you're fine.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
But who keeps it in a sexual relationship? Who keeps
those to themselves? That's what he's saying. He shared that
and other women say, Okay, that's freaky, equals he eats people,
and people now think he's a cannibal, which isn't true.
It's the same thing we spoke about the other day
about girls at the gym who film men looking at them,
or they put cameras in their pockets so they can
see guys looking at their bums. There's now eleven a

(51:20):
level of coercion that's going the other way, or in
trapman or catfishing or what's it called clickbaiting? Yep, where
its first trap. It's people can't be free anymore, and
rightly so, as I said, if he has been found
guilty of coercion and abuses, that is one thing. But
to be found guilty of having weirdo sexual.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
Thoughts, so you're cannibal sympathetic.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
No, I'm not cannibal sympathetic, but I wonder where it ends.
Do you need to have a gun holster taped to
the side of your head so people can't plunder your
thoughts and go public with you at what point is
your Is your private life no longer private?

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Even your sexual fantasies?

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Has my head turned into a giant t bone space
because I noticed your salivation?

Speaker 4 (52:13):
You know, you'd be a pumpkin that's face.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
Names.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
Yeah, I don't look at.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
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morning one oh one point seven w SFM.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
You'd like to walk back on something, No, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Walking back on it. Just we're having a chat just
then about army Hammer. And yes, he might be a
giant creep. I wouldn't like to be with someone who
fantasized about cannibalism. But thinking it and doing it are
two different things. He's had to come out and say
I'm not a cannibal. You know, the fact we haven't
put out a press release saying we're not cannibals. Does
that mean we're cannibals? But no, thinking and doing are

(52:50):
two separate things. And he's been painted with the doing brush, right.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
And you're not being painted with the doing.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
I'm not a cannibal and I'm not cannibal sympathetic.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Okay, okay, Because we don't want people, you know, triggered,
We don't the cannibal people protesting the building.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Okay, well, the cannibal people would like it if they
thought I was a cannibal, but I'm not.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
You go around there and they put you in a
big pot.

Speaker 7 (53:13):
Can't make a.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
Stock out of me.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Oh okay, Well, let's play a song there and we'll
all move on. How about that Nation WSM. Hello there,
it's Jonesy and Amanda Sunny, sixteen degrees in the city
and now right now.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
I appreciate the song brand. You know, some people, as
I picked bones out of my.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Teeth, some people would listen to us for other things.

Speaker 2 (53:39):
You know.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
I like to think that we straddle the whole thing.
It's six to nine my.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Favorite goolie of the year When it's twenty thousand dollars
in cash?

Speaker 1 (53:55):
What God?

Speaker 4 (53:57):
What gets my gholies?

Speaker 17 (53:58):
And I'm sorry to sound like middle aged tossa is
that I can't sit back and enjoy being financially comfortable
after forty years in the workforce. I can't let go
run around turning off lights and buying things at the
cheapest prices. My lovely car has features I'm half afraid
to get used to in case I have to drive
a car without them, and I worry about how my
kids are ever going to buy their own homes, not

(54:20):
being able to let go and enjoy the fruits of
my labors.

Speaker 4 (54:24):
That's what gets my gulies.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
That actually is a very interesting ghoulie. I think a
lot of us are like that. It doesn't matter how
long you're working or how well you've done, any of that,
is still the person you were forty years ago. You
didn't have any of those things. At what point do
you just go it's going to be ok when you
sit back? When do you sit back? That's really interesting, Guali.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
What else have we got?

Speaker 18 (54:46):
What gets my goolies is when I go to musical
theater and the people around me who have been more
than once think that they're a part of the cast, and.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
They sing along.

Speaker 18 (54:56):
Musical theater is not a rock concert and does not
require audience participation. When you attend musical theater, please do
not sing along with the cast. We're paying to hear
the professional actors on stage. Be quiet and let everyone
listen musical theater.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
That gets my girlies.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
Yes, it's a bit more general than anything. Musical theater.

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Speaker 3 (55:41):
We're discussing this morning, how you know when you're officially old.
A couple of great examples. When you've lived long enough
enough days of your life to actually end a bottle
of Worcester shere sauce and buy another one.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Just even say the word wolshter she saw us.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
What about rinsing out a disposable ziploc bag because it
wasn't quite dirty enough to throw away?

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Last night, I wiped on a bit of alfoil, and
I kept the alphaoyl and I kept the tea, the
paper towel that I wiped the alfoil down.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
Yep, we're officially old.

Speaker 7 (56:08):
It a'll happen to you.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
It's Stephen from the Central Coast.

Speaker 14 (56:12):
My father used to walk around with a tetawel Avery's shoulder,
and every time we picked up a glass off a
coffee table or a played off the kitchen bench, he'd
wipe it down. The other day, I was looking for
the ttail and my thirty year old daughter said, it's alder.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Yep, it happens to us all bright au t that's enough.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
How think feels?

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Next with w if you've shared wsfm's total recle. So
I've got a bone in my throat from all I've
eaten this morning.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Were instead of leaning out, we're leading right into this
your accountable thing.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
I'm not a cannibal. Don't let me say it again.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
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Speaker 2 (56:55):
Then good dat you well, thank God that's over, good good.

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You're right.

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