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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, I want a show today. If you put it
up on the work bench and I have a good
look at it, you think, well, that's quite substantial.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
We spoke to a correspondent called Cooper Lawrence in New York.
The p Diddy Sean Combe's puff Daddy Casey. He's being
done for sex trafficking. He's not just being done because
he's a weirdo sexually or whatever that might be. There
are certain illegalities around this. The story is quite horrendous.
The case has started in New York. We cross to
her to give us all the lowdown.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
As the start of a slippery slope, that's for sure. Also,
I love tales of revenge. The dish that's best served cold.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I heard of a woman who said a teacher had
given her a hard time thirteen years ago, so today
I turned down her housing loan. Also, the Jonesy Maunt
of Arms were going too that for the pub test.
Should you be allowed to choose the gender of your child,
not for medical reasons, just because you want a certain
kind of family gender wise? Should you be allowed to
do it? And you can't do it in Australia. But

(00:53):
an Australian woman and apparently a number of them heading
to the States for this service.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
It's an interesting shaped hot that's all coming up in
this podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
That a miracle of recording.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
We have so many requests for them to do it again,
Mistress Amanda mis Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Friend making the tools of the train. I've heard them
describe him as a drunken idiot, the legendary part. Jonesy
and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
Congratulations, man, we are there any right now?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Josey and Amanda, You're doing a great job.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
Anyone but your silk.

Speaker 7 (01:41):
Good radio.

Speaker 8 (01:42):
Sorry but it's a tongue tongue twist set Amanda's timing.

Speaker 9 (01:49):
We're on the air.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Good morning to you, Amanda.

Speaker 9 (01:53):
Good morning to you, Brendan. How are you great?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Male call at the start of the day.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
We've got a package, Who're from us?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
From Kelly Ferrett.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Kelly Ferrett.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Kelly Ferrett has always made us every year, sometimes a
couple of times a year, a batch of Anzac biscuits
and we love her for them.

Speaker 9 (02:11):
Actually, what are we up to now, mate?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
A little bit like yeah, hi, Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Hope all is going well. My apologies for missing Anzac
day with the biscuits with you going on holidays and
my back playing up, it didn't line up. I hope
you and the team enjoy them, and you boy Tom
might also enjoy them.

Speaker 9 (02:26):
Well, right, would you like a biscuit?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Included? Is a gift for you both? Amanda is something
you may enjoy. This is fit.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Oh she's got lovely riding.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Oh thanks that just strowing it over the desk, Jonesy
is something that you.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Should be your new mantra. The guys are the best.
Hope you like the gifts and everyone enjoys the Anzac businesses.
You're always very entertaining and always make my day. Take
Kelly Ferrett, thank you?

Speaker 9 (02:56):
Now that terrible there's the biscuits. What prison did you get?
Do you remember?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I see? I got a Dillargaff.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Cat Do I look like I am al?

Speaker 1 (03:09):
And I got a Jenny Taylor beer mug. Be cooler
coldie holer because it's from Kevin Bloody Wilson. Oh, I
see Kevin Bloody Wilson. What was your favorite Kevin Bloody
Wilson song?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
I've got Sometimes you forget you're awesome? So this is
your reminder, little clark yep, And what's this Kelly, thank you.

Speaker 9 (03:32):
Remember that time why I open my gifts?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
You tell the story of that time that we offended Kelly.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Talking about that, there was someone that's long gone sent
a joke email.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
One of our producers was writing a thank you to
Kelly for sending these beautiful biscuits. Brendy can't be bothered
being on radio today and telling stories. But so that's
what we're paid for, and so she was writing just
as a joke.

Speaker 9 (03:57):
She put on the email.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Thank you for the biscuits that a little drive this year,
just as a joke to amuse herself. She was going
to change all that our executive produced for the time
walk past, I said, are great, Laura's written to Kelly.
The press send that went to Kelly and applicating we
suddenly we were scared that there'd be Anthracks in them
the following year.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
I know, in the era of Mushroom Woman as well.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Look, I've got a tea towel yep with King Charles
on it for the coronation.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
How good is that? That is great? Kelly?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Is he grimacing in this photo? Yeah, it looks like
a bit of a That's the best photo they can have.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I don't think you complained about it.

Speaker 9 (04:33):
He looks cranky.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I thank you for all your gifts, Kelly, Kevin Bloody Wilson, merch.
I didn't even know Kevin Bloody Wilson was still doing
the stuff? Is he is? He still alive, He's still going.
But I just think a lot of his stuff might
be a little bit You know, in this era of
political correctness or woke as they say this, is that
there's a lot of stuff he couldn't do. He wouldn't
be able to do alan anymore. Sure, but why is.

Speaker 9 (04:57):
That always called woke? That we were allowed to find
it in the apreate without someone calling out woke? I
hate the word woke?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Well, because the new political correctness and this.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Last election got rid of all that crap, didn't it?
Didn't this last election say that this is not going
to be an issue anymore. We're not going to lean
into this divisive stuff.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
It's easy to say, though, is it as opposed to PC?
I was watching The Last of Us last night that's
been accused to be what in what way?

Speaker 9 (05:21):
I didn't see the first season? This one got's angels
in it or something?

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Lesbians.

Speaker 9 (05:27):
I didn't think you'd be complaining.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
No, no, no, no, it's not that sort of thing.
It doesn't bother me sexual enough. No excuse me, what
do we would you just stop? Stop? Ryan, See nothing's changed.

Speaker 9 (05:43):
Thank you, Kelly, thank you for those beauty.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
In the world of mushroom women, We're happy to these biscus.

Speaker 9 (05:48):
Absolutely, I trust you implicitly, and they're never dry.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Kelly has been doing this for so long. Mentioned if
it was a slow burn Monday, she did poisonous.

Speaker 9 (05:55):
Yeah, I'll check checked the tip for a humid fire.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
And then city would sit rejoices.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Speaking of poison.

Speaker 9 (06:02):
Tiktoks, I'm opening these biscuits.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Makes its return today. What's a man going to be
cooking up? Also the gender selection debate that's certainly got
to be part of the pub test. Did you see
that news story last night about Lady and what's going
on with p Diddy trial.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
We've got a mushroom lady trial. We've got a Kim
Kardashian being a sole version in Paris trial.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
That was ten years ago. She's saying, hey, hello over here,
I've got a trial going over here.

Speaker 9 (06:27):
Well it's in Paris and she has had to appear there.
But the p Diddy trial has started. We're going to
talk about that.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
We can't do anything though, until we do the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 9 (06:35):
Question one?

Speaker 2 (06:36):
What instrument is most often described as Grand gem Nation?

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Don't be alarmed by the sound effects. I'm dragon twenty
three degrees?

Speaker 9 (06:45):
Where is a cap underneath our headphones? You have a
very small head for caps.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yeah, I've got a little head. Contry to what people
might think my head is small. This is a hat
that I got from Kelly Ferrett. It's a Dillargaff hat
from Kevin Bloody Wilson.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
It's got to be peek on it. You know it
doesn't suit you.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
What should I be? A lot of radio like Kyle
he wears the hat on the radio show. What do
you think this could be a thing.

Speaker 9 (07:08):
He's got a bigger head than you.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
He's got a huge head, like the Big Fella. A
lot of people don't realize how big Kyle is when
you stand next to him. He's huge. He's not reach you.

Speaker 9 (07:18):
BIG's big.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
You're with all due respect, a bit of a pin head,
meaning meaning you've got a narrow head and neck.

Speaker 9 (07:27):
Would you agree? But it's not an insult. You have
a narrow head and neck in the same way you've
once told me I have a thick athletic neck and
adelaide legs.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
When oh, you know exactly when you said that been
well documented what you said about just yeah, that's better.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
The hat we have the mag.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Seven questions.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Can you go all the way and answer our seven
questions cravely if you do that, Amanda or so I
had to give away, But it's about getting questions seven right.
Don's in merry Land, Hello, Don you score?

Speaker 9 (08:08):
Well, what instrument is it? Most often described as.

Speaker 6 (08:10):
Grand the grand piano piano.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Mister Mustopheles, Rumpel Teaser and grizz Abella are characters in
which musical?

Speaker 10 (08:24):
No idea.

Speaker 9 (08:25):
Sorry, there's no need to apologize.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
I didn't even mention the rum tum tager.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
John's in Bradbury, Hello, John, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
I just said the rum tum tager.

Speaker 9 (08:36):
Mister Mustopheles. They made it.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
This is a musical, you give it.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
But well, I've just said the question says which musical.
It's a musical that's coming to Sydney this year. It
was made into a film. They had huge stars and
was laughably dreadful.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Oh I thought people would get this, but no, Well,
what happens now, well you call us, give you a clue.

Speaker 9 (09:07):
Go on, go and lick yourself.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Podcast, wear any of the magnificence that we're just on
a record. I never said that you had Adelaide legs.
I said, I thought that maybe you had legs that
look like you were from Adelaide. But then when I
saw your legs one day, when you lifted a motorcycle
off me, they were quite dainty. They want to stick setus.

Speaker 9 (09:27):
I would have made you defended everyone from Adelaide.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Just the Victorian that period, that area of the Australia.
It just seems to be a cassette off anyway.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Okay, address all your emails to Berendon Jones. Tanya's in freshwater. Hollo, Tanya,
you're off the walk. You're just in fresh water.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah, very athletic, the ladies of fresh Water.

Speaker 9 (09:53):
Mister, let's all move on.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Shall we miss the Mistopheles, Rumple teaser, Grizzabella, the characters
in which musical.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Coming to Sydney this year as well. I'll put you
down for a ticket there.

Speaker 9 (10:04):
Man, please do I've seen cats many times.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Let's play lyrical assassin.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
This is where we quote the lyrics from a song,
and you have to work out where these lyrics come from.
You're ready, tanure yep, I won't tell you that I
love you, kiss or hug you because I'm bluffing with
my muffin. I'm not lying. I'm just stunning with my
love glue gunning.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
I've heard this song a million times. I never heard
those lyrics.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
That would be.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
Muffin.

Speaker 11 (10:41):
I'm no ryeing.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
I'm just done you with my poker face. Poker face,
that's not nice. Question of balloons.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Question five is multiple choice for you. Who's the world's
biggest tire manufacturer. Is it a Michelin B Bridgestone or
see Lego Lego please Legos. I think the world's largest
time manufacturer, producing over three hundred million of those little
rubble rubber circles every year. I always thought they'd produce
more than that three hundred million.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
That's a better right, Oh, glad we agree. That was
in question five. That was question four, So now it's
question five. True or false pigeons mate for life?

Speaker 12 (11:20):
Oh okay, true?

Speaker 9 (11:23):
Yeah, that's the noise I make.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Ooh, you just made the noise yourself there, Tanya.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Oh, that's the noise.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Of pigeon makes you know idea to be on two
thousand story On pigeons, let me just say this, they
work as a wonderful community. Between the flock. There'll be
some that know where the grain is. There'll be some
that know where the water is. There'll be some that
knows know that a lady down the road feeds everyone
at three.

Speaker 9 (11:45):
It feeds the pigeons at three o'clock. Between the herd.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
They all have a specialty and that's how they all
survive a herd.

Speaker 9 (11:51):
That's how they also, Yeah, well.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
They were good in the war, were they. Silks, fire eaters,
and diablo are all ports parts of what type of shows?
Because silks, your fire eaters, diabolo, I think it is diabolo.

Speaker 9 (12:06):
I don't know what that is.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
That sounds very what do.

Speaker 12 (12:12):
You say that again?

Speaker 1 (12:13):
What type of show would you see?

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Silks, fire eaters and diabolo di diabola like a.

Speaker 9 (12:22):
Like, what's a diabolo? Ryan? It's like they have like
a stick with a string and then they like throw a.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Little I hate that bed, you know, it's boring. It's
offense to people who are diaboloists.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
A man who goes for a smoke. Question seven the fire?

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Excuse me, mad when you finished?

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Here we go?

Speaker 2 (12:41):
Which is Straightian event is on this week at carriage works?

Speaker 9 (12:48):
Oh goodness, but people looking down? People looking up and down?

Speaker 6 (12:54):
Oh oh the fashion show?

Speaker 1 (12:57):
What's the what?

Speaker 9 (12:58):
What event?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
What? What event?

Speaker 9 (13:00):
Would that be? The Oh goodness?

Speaker 3 (13:07):
You know, come on, Margaret is in Malomba.

Speaker 9 (13:10):
Hi Margaret, how I hello?

Speaker 12 (13:12):
Good, thank you?

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Which Australian event is on this week at carriage works?
People walk up and down looking nice as I said.

Speaker 12 (13:20):
Well, Tony said Australian Fashion Week and said no, she.

Speaker 9 (13:23):
Didn't say that. She said Fashion Australia.

Speaker 12 (13:26):
Australian Fashion Week.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Now you're right, you're right, fashion Week over the line.

Speaker 9 (13:32):
It is it a fashion show? But you know what
the event was, and you're right.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Australian Fashion's question seven.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
You see, Margaret, that's the big deal.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
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(14:00):
for you to color in and color would stay the pencils.
Good on your.

Speaker 12 (14:04):
Margaret, Thank you very much. On that weekend, I'll probably
be at the Skinnis factory in Ireland, so Mom, you're lucky.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
I'd love to go there, nice backdoor. Brag about you
going over to Island.

Speaker 9 (14:16):
I think you should be.

Speaker 12 (14:17):
Bragging, but you've already been through the water for factory,
so I'll be safe.

Speaker 9 (14:21):
Nice water for factory of that beautiful crystal. You're into
a lovely time.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Make sure you're a skinful of guinness and then go
into the water for.

Speaker 9 (14:27):
Carrying a baseball bat bating handbag.

Speaker 11 (14:31):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 9 (14:33):
Podcast, Oh my God, Jonesy.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
And Amanda Kale was just meant to be a decoration.

Speaker 9 (14:40):
You don't know where you heard that fun fact on
this very show when I.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Told you that, where did you say that you don't.

Speaker 9 (14:44):
Listen to a word? I summing?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Is that still going combing through the germ? And I
got big boo. Good musical facts on this day in
nineteen eighty three spanned our ballet released their hit True
Good one Spandau Ballet when you look at it with
a precursor to what we know as the boy Bat
and consider this, Backstreet Boys, stand Out Ballet, span Out

(15:13):
Belllet are pretty much just Backstreet boys with guitars, or
perhaps Backstreet Boys a spand out belly without guitars, or.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
With the frilly shirts. Spandu Ballet were kind of an
anti punk new romantic, wouldn't they. Although they every time
you interview anyone from Spandal Ballet, and we've done that
a few times from that era, they like to think
they were still slightly punkish, and you go, I've seen
them kilts, I've seen the frilly shirts.

Speaker 9 (15:39):
I was there.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
You put them all together. See what's happened?

Speaker 9 (15:52):
Then you didn't put them in court?

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Are they boy bands now? Is that a thing anymore?
I don't know. Human nature are still going.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Are you saying that those songs are very similar and
one person's ripping off the other at anything?

Speaker 7 (16:05):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:05):
No, no, no, no no, don't, Adam.

Speaker 9 (16:06):
Hill, I look forward to seeing you.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
It's got nothing to do with me. Perhaps as a distraction,
we put on spand Our Ballot Gem Nation.

Speaker 11 (16:15):
You started game, you do that you do.

Speaker 13 (16:19):
It's a fancy the moldy, bacteria infested Slavs.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Meat fall off the to Some say TikTok is evil,
not I because we have TikTok taka.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
We make food from TikTok and eat it.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Looking at the ingredients I've got in front of me, Brendan,
what do you think we might be making today?

Speaker 1 (16:40):
You've got capsican, you've got eggs.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
I would have made sure.

Speaker 9 (16:44):
Another person says, capsican? What have we got to?

Speaker 1 (16:47):
What do you call this capsican?

Speaker 9 (16:50):
It's a capsicum? Okay, well, yeah, we got that. Yeah,
and what else have we got?

Speaker 1 (16:54):
And we've got some eggs? And I've noticed you've got
some cake mix.

Speaker 9 (16:58):
This is what's interesting about this.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
I saw that it's making little it's taking cake mix
and making little muffins. But instead of putting them into
muffin cases, you put them into hollowed out capsicums. And
I quite like chewing onto capsicum. So I'm happy to explore.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
What do you think the first thing we have I'm
always happy to explore.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
The first thing we have to do is cut off
the top of the capsicum. Yep, I know you like
watching me cut things because I'm left handed the top
of the capsicum. I'm going to reach into it and
rip out its guss.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Is it true that that seedy stuff will kill you?

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Well, I've heard that too, but I think that might
be a wife's tar, because surely we've eaten capsicum seeds
over our time.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
I just people always say, don't eat the seeds.

Speaker 9 (17:40):
Man, pop them into a beef wellington.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
All right.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
So I've got two of these here now to hollowed
out capsicum inserts.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Very good.

Speaker 9 (17:47):
And what I'm going to do now is make up
a cake mix.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
So I've got my This is a it's a Betty
Crocker Devil Food cake mixed super moist. That's not what
I want when I'm going to appaul I get into
a capsicum. So what I need here, I've got my
cake mix. I add three eggs. Here we go one
one egg, two eggs. The whole thing just went in.

(18:13):
You crack an egg and then you crack it big time.
Two three my hands and a right, yeah, I'm right.
And now here comes my third egg. Three eggs. I've
got vegetable oil.

Speaker 9 (18:25):
I pop that in.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
You wouldn't have seen this on Gabriel Gatto's day.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
And then we put some water in and now I
got my whisk, and I mix and mix and mix,
and so I mix all this.

Speaker 9 (18:37):
You do the mixing, You mix that together.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
And once all that's mixed, I'm going to I'm going
to pour that into these two capsican cases and then
we're going to cook.

Speaker 9 (18:48):
That in our air fry.

Speaker 8 (18:49):
Here.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
You can use an oven if you like, but we
don't have an oven in here. I'm going to shove
it into the air fry. Has the mixing going, so
I want to start pouring it in.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Are you on meth?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Talking very quickly?

Speaker 9 (18:59):
I've got to add the meth a little bit later.
There's meth to my madness.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
You've made a meth of this roote.

Speaker 9 (19:04):
Okay, that'll do. Come on, do that's all.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Mixed and you're gonna put this in the air fry.

Speaker 9 (19:09):
Yeah, that's I know. That's mixed enough.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
How do of the Thermo mix people feel that you've
transitioned to the air fry.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Well, the Thermo mix doesn't fry food or doesn't bake food.

Speaker 9 (19:19):
That's enough. You've done enough.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
So what you're saying is the Thermo.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Mix I'm squacking you with my wooden spoon because that's
mixed quite enough. So now it looks quite runny, doesn't it.
You spoon it in or you've quite pour it in.
You pour it in here. We're going to pour that
into these capsicum cases.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
We don't move it.

Speaker 9 (19:38):
It's quite runny.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Does it swell up?

Speaker 8 (19:41):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (19:41):
No, a bit more? Oh it depends. It might swell
up a bit. Okay, that's enough.

Speaker 9 (19:45):
That's enough.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
So we've got our capsicum cases filled with cake mix
like we're making little muffins.

Speaker 9 (19:52):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
I'm going to put these into the air fry and
we baked them for about twenty five minutes.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
Consider putting the lid of the capsican.

Speaker 9 (19:57):
On top, No, because it it has to bake and rise.
I think you're right. These are going to rise up
like a cake. I'm excited to see what it's like.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
And I've seen them they put sprinkles on top, and
we haven't got any sprinkles.

Speaker 9 (20:09):
We put sprinkles on.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Top, and then we're going to chomp in and you
eat the cake and the capscan at the same time.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
And when will that be ready?

Speaker 9 (20:15):
That's going to be ready probably well sometime after seven o'clock.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Let's get on down to the Josey. No matter after
the pub test, gender selection does it pass the pub test.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
You may have seen this story on the news in
recent days. An Australian woman has spark debates. She traveled
to the United States to access sex selective IVF sex selection,
particular gender selection.

Speaker 9 (20:40):
She has two children.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
She's got three children naturally conceived, two boys, one girl,
and she wanted another girl. Apparently hundreds of Australians travel
overseas each year because you can't do gender selection in Australia.
Maybe you can for medical reasons. I'm not sure, but
we're not talking about medical reasons here. We're just talking
about preference. How you want your family to be balanced out. Look,

(21:02):
I don't know, as someone who struggled to have babies,
both of mine iv IF, I'm just pathetically grateful for
whatever I got. Sure, and people who know of anyone
who struggled to have a baby, or babies that aren't
well and all kinds of things.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
There was a time when IVF was frowned upon, Yeah,
by the religious.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
Well that's right, absolutely, those same people who will have
open heart surgery if it suits them. But that this
was pushing technology too far?

Speaker 1 (21:26):
And is this there's that movie, Matt Damon movie Alicia
may ever see that? You know, it's in the future,
and they cure anything, cancer, whatever. These are the medical
steps that we make. And then when you look at it,
not one hundred and fifty years ago they were curing
stuff with leeches.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
So is this where we're at now?

Speaker 7 (21:43):
Well?

Speaker 9 (21:44):
Should it be where we're at?

Speaker 3 (21:45):
I mean it kind of makes sense.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
If you get like a family of all all boys
and you want to have a girl, then why can't
you do that? Playing devil's advocating here?

Speaker 2 (21:52):
I know, I understand that you can skew gender ratios
because by and large the world kind of ends up
eventually at fifty to fifty this way if you live
to nature, yeah, or by the nature. But if you
skew the ratios, what does that do. It's interesting in
other countries they choose boys.

Speaker 9 (22:09):
This I've been reading a not call this morning.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
It said in experts say that in Australia eighty percent
of families turn to experts because they want girls.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yeah, is this something we want to be meshing around
with and finding out?

Speaker 2 (22:21):
But also is this the thin edge of the wedge that.
The next thing is, I want a child that's got
blonde hair. I want a child that has a certain
colored eye want I want a child that does not
have propensity to depression.

Speaker 9 (22:32):
Where do you start meddling in the DNA.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Dictator in the thirties it was a big fan of
all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
And he also we've got a similar kind of guy,
kind of an Elon Musk person.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
At the moment, what do you think gender selection? Does
it pass the pub test? Well, have that for you
after seven o'clock, gem.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Jama, two great names.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
We've got some cash coming up.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
We are a wash with cash. Thed room our word
from Channel seven News last night. You saw that? Did
you watch Channel seven US.

Speaker 9 (23:04):
I saw the code word.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Yeah, good code word.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
It's worth two thousand dollars. We also have two thousand
dollars up for grabs with Instagram.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Do that after ade thirty.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
You know what I can smell? I can smell our
TikTok Tucker crock.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Okay, it's not me.

Speaker 9 (23:17):
No, Well, we may have something different. On your side
of the desk.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
We're making cupcakes inside capsicum cases.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Good story on Channel seven News last night about the
new police recruits joining the force. This was the.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Story Welcome back Tonight.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
We take you inside the effort to beef up the
state's police force, not just with more officers, but with
new voices.

Speaker 10 (23:36):
Natasha Squerrey joined the new recruits during their first week
on the job. As police stations across New South Wales
face staffing shortages, new recruits from all walks of life
for now on the beat, from a former mechanic to
a un peacekeeper. They're bringing fresh approaches to policing.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
This is good.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
This is what we won around fresh approach, approach to police.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Very diverse people.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
There was this like really tall black guy who used
to be a florist. And then there was this lady.
She's really small and she's got this little timid voice,
but then she finds her voice.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
And then there was this guy that's really good with
the ladies.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
It's a ladies man. And then there's this guy he's
a bit of a ne'er do well, but then he
ends up becoming a really good cop, but pulls out
before the fourth sequel. And then there's this other guy's
got really irritating voice. I don't know if you heard him.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
It was likely, but he used to be a criminal
and now.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
He's a cop.

Speaker 9 (24:34):
So is this police academy?

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Never heard of it? Okay?

Speaker 9 (24:41):
Podcast? When God I wanted to get on right now,
go to your windows.

Speaker 6 (24:49):
Over them and stick your head on a gell.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
The pub test today? Gender selection? Does it pass the
pub test?

Speaker 11 (24:59):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (24:59):
A woman, it's spark debate.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
She traveled to the United States to access sex selective
IVF not for medical reasons. But she had two sons
and a daughter, and she wanted another daughter. That's what
we're talking about today, that you can travel to other
countries where you can select the sex of your child
because you'd rather balance your family a certain way.

Speaker 9 (25:19):
They're saying, where does this go?

Speaker 2 (25:20):
Then, that you get to choose certain personality traits, certain
physical traits. Where do we draw the line here? Does
it skew gender ratios? How do you feel gender selection
not for medical reasons? Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (25:33):
Hell no?

Speaker 12 (25:34):
Can you imagine it down a track a world full
of just meant Nah, nothing can be tiny, nothing could
be dumb. They'd be left to rule the world.

Speaker 9 (25:44):
Nah, and pity for that, Paul, one woman that's left.

Speaker 7 (25:47):
No, it does not.

Speaker 12 (25:48):
We're getting to the stage where it's designer babies and.

Speaker 7 (25:50):
I don't agree with that.

Speaker 4 (25:52):
I think that's a step too far now.

Speaker 14 (25:53):
It doesn't pass the pub test. I believe that if
you are able to have children, what you get is
what get that you should be blessed. So no non technology,
stay away, but nate to.

Speaker 6 (26:05):
Take us court.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
There you go, well, there you go.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Coming up next, speaking of gender selection, the Liberal Party
or the Coalition let the female voters disappear that they
have elected their first ever female leader.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
What do we know about Susan with two s's.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
We'll talk about it next Lay, that's coming up.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
It's interesting, isn't it that the Coalition pretty much turned
its back on women and they are acknowledging that that's
why the Teals have done well, that's why women didn't
respond to Peter Dutton and his own party was saying, mate,
this is you've got to look at this, You've got
to look at this, and they us didn't. And in
the aftermath of that terrible drobbing they got at the
recent election, they've elected their first female leader. Her name

(26:45):
is Susan Lay and this is interesting. They're saying that
is she going to be able to break the glass
ceiling or will she be forced off the glass cliff
if you heard of this. She was asked about this
sister at the press conference whether her elevation was an
exact ample of the glass cliff, where women are most
likely to take up leadership positions when their organization is

(27:06):
on the precipice of disaster.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
I like the glass precipice, So is she there?

Speaker 2 (27:13):
When we spoke to Mark Riley after the election, we
said what happens now and he said, well, the next
leader is not going to be a long term leader.
They may be the one that gets the churn. Is
she being put in there to be the token churner?

Speaker 3 (27:23):
And then Angus Taylor's just standing in the wings.

Speaker 9 (27:25):
Well, he didn't get the votes.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
He didn't votes, but a lot of the reason he
didn't get the votes is because of his running mate,
the person who's going to run as his deputy. You've
been practicing her name one morning.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
On Namba Jimper Yeah, she's sent a Namba Jimper price. Yes,
quite satisfying to say she It's interesting.

Speaker 2 (27:41):
Because she got elected not as a member of the
Liberal Party, but then the day after the election says
I'm going over there now, and she put herself up
to be his deputy. They did not get elected as
a duo, so I don't know what happens to her now.
But yes, we have Susan lay now and she is
a grandmother. She's my age, she's a grandmother. She's had
a really interesting she's been a punk rocker, she's been
a pilot.

Speaker 9 (28:02):
Interesting, she's been a bush pilot.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
She she's determined to unite the party. Her name, she's
determined not to be token.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Not she's actually got three s's in a name that's
Susan with two s's, two.

Speaker 9 (28:16):
S's in the middle of the name. Apparently.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Well, I don't know if she's confirmed this, but this
is what has been said. She changed her name from
Susan to Susan with two s's after reading about numerology.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
Is this a Wikipedia thing?

Speaker 2 (28:28):
No, Well, it's been quoted for a number of years.
She changed her name for purposes because she thought it
would be better leadership chances by having a different numeral.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Well, I've worked for her there, she's being the leader,
the first female leader of the Liberal Party. So she's
got six letters in her first name.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Yeah, so I've got seven.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
I don't think it quates like that. What do you
know about numerology? How many fingers am I holding up?
Just that middle one? So look, it'll be interesting to
see how she goes. Hopefully she has the support of
the party behind her and she's got a hard job,
but she's determined to face it front on as good
luck to her.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Did they release some black coal smoke to announce the news?

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Look, she's going to announce a shadow cabinet and an
eyeshadow cabinet.

Speaker 9 (29:14):
I don't mean that I said it because it was there.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
Good luck to her.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Can I say nampaj again?

Speaker 1 (29:20):
You can?

Speaker 9 (29:20):
I know you.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
It's just nice to say.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Just send a nampajin price.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
That just works.

Speaker 11 (29:24):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast started.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
What you do with that?

Speaker 7 (29:33):
You do?

Speaker 13 (29:33):
It's a fancy the moldy, bacteria infested slab.

Speaker 9 (29:37):
Of meat fall off the.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Result much really.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Only good thing about TikTok is TikTok Tucker.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
We make food from TikTok.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
And we eat it.

Speaker 9 (29:48):
And what are we having today, Brendan?

Speaker 3 (29:50):
Your Capsican muffins?

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, Capsican cupcake, Capsican cuffcakes.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
I don't know what you just said, but we're not
eating that. What I've done is I've taken some capsicums.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Do you want to hear me say nampachin for again.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
I've taken some capsicums. I've cut off the top, scooped
out the inners into that. I have poured cake batter,
and that has been cooking.

Speaker 9 (30:13):
In our air fryer. Yep, you've got a little junior
one here for you. Ryan.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
It looks like someone's done a PLoP in there. It's
just brown mess, does Brendan that's yours?

Speaker 1 (30:27):
That's huge?

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:28):
And it's risen up, hasn't it? It's risen No sprinkles. No,
we didn't have any sprinkles. Someone's nicked all the sprinkles.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Smells terrible.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Okay, But when I say, when I say go, you
have to bite into the cupcake and the capsicum.

Speaker 9 (30:42):
One two three mm put in exactly cake mixing capsicum.
That's horrible.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
What's happened?

Speaker 2 (31:00):
What has happened to it? I like cooked capsicum. I
like cake mix never put them together.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Oh no, it's that is disaster.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Mushroom pattern there.

Speaker 9 (31:10):
That is disaster.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
It's worse.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Don't waste your time.

Speaker 9 (31:13):
I'm going to put the recipe on our socials and
enjoy it.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Don't do it? We start, Oh yeah, a.

Speaker 13 (31:20):
Moldy, bacteria infested slab of meat.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Too much to give your diary, Like most of your
stuff starts off well and then ends up terrible.

Speaker 9 (31:33):
Well, let's talk about Sean Combs P. Diddy.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
His trial has begun in New York. We're crossing to
a New York correspondent next gamation.

Speaker 9 (31:42):
Well, yes, the trial of Sean Diddy. Combs is in
full swing in New York.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
The prosecution, the prosecution style witness his ex girlfriend, Cassandra
ventru is taking the stand.

Speaker 9 (31:52):
Cooper Lawrence is a New.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
York based broadcaster and entertainment correspondent, and she joins us now.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
Cooper, Hi, Hey, guys, thank you for having me.

Speaker 15 (32:00):
This is a crazy day in New York. It's literally
all anybody is talking about. We've been waiting for this
trial for so long, and it's really hard to get in.
People are waiting forever just to just get just to
get a sight of somebody walking in and out, you know,
to get to see like, who's there?

Speaker 5 (32:16):
Is j Lo coming? But no, she isn't. Today Cassie
was on the stand and it was really heartbreaking.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
The story's traumatic, aren't they. But just to clear this up,
he's not on trial because of his sex life. It's
because of illegalities around that.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
H yes, sort of.

Speaker 15 (32:35):
I mean, listen, they're not judging him for his proclivities.
It's more the fact that the idea of sex trafficking
is that you do something on a regular basis to
you know, you offend lots of people, lots of people sexually,
and that's exactly what's happened that. You know, her testimony
is pretty damning. I mean, the things that she was saying.
She was describing meeting him at nineteen and by the

(32:58):
time she's twenty two, she's involved with these freak offs
where he is forcing her to be involved with all
these crazy sex parties that go on for days that
she really didn't want to be part of.

Speaker 5 (33:10):
But if she said no, he would get angry and
he would beat her.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
And it was this she does.

Speaker 15 (33:15):
She very calmly, and she's so it's so heartbreaking to
listen to her because she's very believable and you just
see the trauma that she's been through as she's telling
you the story.

Speaker 5 (33:26):
But for so many years he forced her if she
said no, he beat her.

Speaker 15 (33:31):
So she had the cycle of abuse where she had
sexual abuse and she had physical abuse, and she was
to start trying to have a music career, and she
was really tied to him for eleven years. He basically
ran her life and she was under a just constant trauma.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
And what about the baby oil? Has been much made
about the baby ole. No person needs that much baby
oil but laced with drugs? So is is that real?
Is this a thing? Is that seriously happening?

Speaker 5 (33:58):
Yeah, she talked about that as well well.

Speaker 15 (34:00):
She said that he wanted her to douse herself with
baby oil and to continue to put it on her.
So his baby oil the reason why he had a
thousand bottles. It wasn't some feat as she had just
for baby oil, although maybe that was part of it.
It was lace someone with lace with GHB, some relays
with her hypnol, which are date rape drugs. Basically, so
it forced people that came into his world to comply.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
You know, you can't force someone to take a drug.

Speaker 15 (34:25):
I guess you can put something in somebody's drink, but
if you just say, put baby oil on, they wouldn't
suspect that there's drugs and baby oil. That's I mean,
it's maniacal, but that's exactly what he did. And she said,
you know, after a while, she was just it was
so hard for her that she was ready for the
drugs and she wanted them just so she can zone
out and not be there for these horrible experiences that

(34:46):
he put her through.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
You said that people are watching to see which celebrities
will turn up. A number of celebrity names have been mentioned,
Mike Myers, Jamie Fox. They're not implicated necessarily in any
wrongdoing at this stage, are they. They may just have
been present at the p.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
Some might have been president at the parties.

Speaker 15 (35:03):
But I think the reason why, certainly the defense is
throwing some names around because some of these people have
d like I think Michael B.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
Jordan dated Cassie.

Speaker 15 (35:12):
For a while, So some of these people have relationships
with her and they're hoping that they can have them
on the stand to impeach her testimony.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
Remember, their defense.

Speaker 15 (35:20):
Is that she was violent too, which is such a
preposter when you see little tiny Cassie and you know
that Sean did he Combs at the time was in
his thirties, and he was powerful and he was tough,
and he was strong. It's hard to believe that she
was the one that was the perpetrator, but that is
how they're going to portray her, or they're going to
try to portray her that way.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
It's been much made to Betty's gray hair, right.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
It's this bizarre strategy, Jonesy, it's such a weird thing.

Speaker 15 (35:49):
So he let his hair go gray, and he let
his beard go gray, and he's dressing like a sitcom dad.
He's not wearing Gucci, he's not wearing Versaci. He's wearing
a sweater, like a very nice clean sweater pulled over
a button down, and his pants are too big.

Speaker 5 (36:05):
And he's trying to play to the jury like I'm
like your dad. I'm an old guy over here.

Speaker 15 (36:10):
I couldn't have done these horrible things I'm being accused of.
It's a strategy that Weinstein did and now it's something
that Combs is also doing.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
And it's just it's such an.

Speaker 15 (36:20):
Obvious strategy because we all know what Sean Diddy Combs
looks like.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
Yeah, but he's using this gray hair.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
And worked for Cosby, sure did for me. Well, Cooper,
that's great, thank you for joining us.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
Yeah, I mean this is a very difficult trial to watch.

Speaker 15 (36:38):
Of all the of all the celebrity trials that have
gone down, this one is just absolutely heartbreaking because everyone's
story is traumatic. It's not like it's just violence and
you just could sort of put.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
That in like another category.

Speaker 15 (36:50):
This is real trauma that's being described on and it's
not just Cassie, it's other witnesses.

Speaker 9 (36:54):
That are coming forward.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
The start of a slippery slipe.

Speaker 9 (36:57):
Well, thank you. We probably cross back with you further
down the trial. Thank you so much, Cassie, Thank you
for having me.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Thanks, Thanks Cooper, Cooper, Lawrence the thank you Cooper.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Yes, and thanks Cassie, Thanks Cooper, Take it easy, Jonesy
Mare podcast right now.

Speaker 11 (37:14):
Instance and Amanda's.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Hey, let's go ten questions sixty seconds on the clock.
You can pass if you don't know an answer. Will
come back to that question of time permits. You get
all the questions right, one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
You can turn it into two thousand dollars by answering
a bonus question, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 9 (37:33):
Steph is in will gone, Hello, Steph, Hi, Amanda.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Hi, step Steph.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Let's hear what we can do for you. We haven't
given away any money on this for a while. Have
we been a couple of weeks?

Speaker 3 (37:42):
I think, really putting the pressure on.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Let's see if it can be your day, steph Ten
questions sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say passed. We
usually have time to come back. Okay, okay, all right,
step here we go, come he comes? Question number one?
Which baby animal is a foal?

Speaker 9 (37:58):
Question two? Mcflurry is served a which food chain? Question three?
Which landmark is nicknamed? The coat hanger? Question four? Tom
cruise is part of which religion?

Speaker 12 (38:10):
Scientology?

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Question five? True or false? Sharks existed before trees?

Speaker 9 (38:16):
Question six?

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Snakes, crocodiles and turtles. Which species of animals.

Speaker 9 (38:21):
Amphibians, reptiles, rept I thought you would have known the
coat hanger coat hanger?

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Come on, sharks existed before trees?

Speaker 9 (38:36):
True or false? It's true.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
It's weird, isn't it.

Speaker 7 (38:43):
Thank you failure for me.

Speaker 9 (38:45):
I don't think anyone would have known that. It's just
like a trivia kind of in our book.

Speaker 8 (38:52):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Well, I hope doesn't take revenge on us. And the
reason I mentioned that is because coming up next, I
read a hilarire story about a very slow burn.

Speaker 9 (39:02):
When he came to revenge.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
I like a slow burn.

Speaker 9 (39:04):
It's talk about it.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
Nextis, are you someone that likes to exact revenge?

Speaker 9 (39:08):
You don't seem that.

Speaker 14 (39:09):
Sort to me.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
No, I just don't have time for it. I couldn't
be bothered.

Speaker 9 (39:11):
Don't have time for revenge. Nobody at time for that.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
And also I think I don't think it's a good,
good karma.

Speaker 9 (39:17):
No, well it's not.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
It's not.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
Some people take an almost pleasure in it, and some
people like a slow burn. I saw this story yesterday.
Life's a funny thing. Thirteen years ago a teacher made
me cry on a school trip. Today, I rejected their
mortgage application. Swings and roundabout.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
That is a slow burn.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
That's a slow burn.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
Imagine that pressure on you as a teacher. Now, if
you're making someone down, you think, wow, are they going
to end up being my bank manager?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (39:44):
I did.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Years ago. I was doing some voice over work for
this dude and he never paid me, just would never
pay the money. And I just had give him the money,
and hees, it's only two hundred dollars, and I'd say, exactly,
just pay them the money. And this is like back
in the nineties. Then some years later, this dude owned
a file like a nice fancy property and I was
with a friend of mine. I said that dude owes
me money, and a friend had a big get out

(40:09):
of town fall drive.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
So he sat on his lawn and put it into
low range and dug it right down to the axles.

Speaker 9 (40:16):
He just churned up his front.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
But he did eventually pay it. And it was twenty years.

Speaker 9 (40:23):
Ago, still so still so we did pay up?

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Yeah, no, because I just saw that dude.

Speaker 16 (40:30):
He and Tim my mate just goes right and just
pulls straight onto the guy's lawn, puts it in a
low range handbrake, I break and just goes and buries
it right to the axle.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
And I went and you know when you laugh? So mate,
you couldn't even tell me, Tim Tim, Timmy, he did pay?

Speaker 9 (40:46):
And then did you just drive off?

Speaker 13 (40:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Well what else could you do? We were getting funny
if he got bogged.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
This thing was out of big tough truck.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
A big tough tru You and Elon Musk, we're driving
around together. Well, the tribal drum is going to beat
for that slow burn.

Speaker 9 (41:03):
You my pretty and your little dog.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. She never got
the revenge, did she got a house dropped on her?

Speaker 9 (41:11):
Well, it can happen. Sit podcast.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
The tribal drum is beating for slow Burnt You, my
pretty tales of revenge.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
I saw this yesterday. Someone came well posted this. Life's
a funny thing. Thirteen years ago. A teacher made me
cry on a school trip. Today, I rejected their mortgage application.
Swings and roundabouts. That's a slow bird.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
The dude didn't pay me some voice over work. Some
I reckon thirty years ago. Fast forward ten years later,
and the dude had actually paid me. And I mentioned
this to a maide of mine who had to get
out of town truck. This guy hapn't known a winery
on outer Valley. And you know, when you're laughing so much,
you can't explain it. I said, that guy owes me money.
And my mates pulled up on his lawn and it's

(41:55):
got buried, it down to the axles and take it off.
And I said, but he paid me, and it was
some twenty years ago. What is I never know if
he even owns the place.

Speaker 9 (42:05):
That graveyard never looked the same matters with us, h
I'm Matt, Hey, Well, what was the slow burn?

Speaker 8 (42:13):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (42:13):
Many many moons agay. When I was in high school,
had a teacher told me that I'd never make anything
of myself staring out the window. It's about twenty years later.
I ran into that teacher and she said to me,
what are you doing with yourself? And I said more,
I get played the steer at the window, tour around
the country, sword makes money.

Speaker 9 (42:31):
With you this What do you do to what?

Speaker 2 (42:34):
What's your job that helps you stair out the window
all day? A truck draw trucky, Well, I hope he's
stearing out the front window.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Yeah, the size, just make that clear. That's a good but.

Speaker 9 (42:46):
That's a good comeback. I stare out the window very well.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Thank you for asking in your face, teach, Thank you.

Speaker 11 (42:52):
Matt Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Podcast Amanda's with Great Sadness throw announced this No the
tribal drum has been beating. It's all about the slow burn.

Speaker 9 (43:11):
How did you my pretty and your little dog.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
A slow revenge? I saw someone yesterday post this life's
a funny thing. Thirteen years ago a teacher made me
cry in a school trip. Today, I rejected their mortgage applications,
swings and round about.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Some people never forget Diane has joined us.

Speaker 7 (43:28):
Hello Diane, Hi guys, how are you very well?

Speaker 9 (43:32):
What was the slow burn?

Speaker 7 (43:34):
So it happened a few years ago. I was driving
to work with a few friends and we started to
get it's not actually a slow burn, it's a fast burn.
We started to get harassed by this guy in his
car and he was like trying to cut us off.
He'd get in front of us, he'd stop, he'd tailgate us,
he'd be abusing, like it was just going on and on,

(43:55):
and then we just like thinking, what are we going
to do. We're in the middle of am we thinking
what are we going to do? We don't know what
to do. He goes into the right lane right beside
us and start sticking up his fingers. Swear it was
just over the top, and lo and behold, the car
in front of him stopped and he smashed into the
back of it.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Oh you sho it.

Speaker 9 (44:14):
All play out in your time, And then we drove it.

Speaker 7 (44:17):
We just kept driving and we were in shock, but
we were so relieved that it was over.

Speaker 12 (44:24):
That's like, that is true. Yeah, I'll never forget it.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
You see that on the.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
TV show someone getting come up and yeah, yeah, yeah,
I like it as a fast burn than.

Speaker 7 (44:36):
It was just.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
And it was nothing that you're driving did to start
this though, Diane.

Speaker 7 (44:41):
No, let's not go, Brendan. We have no ideas female
drivers are fantastic driver.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Of course we are.

Speaker 9 (44:49):
And thank you, Diane. Terrible assumption there, Brendan.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
When I see Amanda's car coming to work and there's
like chickens on it.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Is true letter boxes and a man who's had ten
bike accidents and I've had no accidents.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Touch Wood.

Speaker 9 (45:07):
Podcast.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Watched Channel seven News last night, Mark ferguson Angela Cox.

Speaker 9 (45:13):
They had a code wordline they do to us what
we do to radio.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Yeah, but in a good way.

Speaker 8 (45:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
And there was a code word last.

Speaker 9 (45:20):
Night that you all morning have said was quite brilliant.

Speaker 7 (45:23):
You know.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Brilliant's a stop if you want to say that, if
you want to say brilliant and you haven't described it
was a tremendous code I'm probably the best code word ever.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
I think you may have said, Alie, even if you
didn't see it last night, you may have guessed what
it is.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
Ali by Ali, Yeah, morning, are you very well?

Speaker 9 (45:43):
Do you know what the code word was.

Speaker 11 (45:45):
Yeah, I think I know it's John.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Let's just check that leave the night's code word, Jonesy. Yeah,
right on. Congratulations Ali, Well how hes sassys it as well? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:59):
Ali relations you have got two thousand dollars thanks to
Channel seven News.

Speaker 11 (46:04):
Thank you very much, thank you, thank.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
You, pleasure.

Speaker 7 (46:07):
You know.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Actually, who who wouldn't have called up with that code word? Well,
I'm just guessing it might have been Hannah, who we
spoke to a few days ago.

Speaker 12 (46:15):
I love you, Amanda, I feel the bit, Oh won't you?

Speaker 11 (46:18):
Sweet?

Speaker 1 (46:18):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 9 (46:19):
Jonesy's face has gone all pinched.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
No, no pinched. I'm happy for praise, but usually, you know,
if you've got some praise for Amanda, who gives some
praise for me?

Speaker 9 (46:37):
What a highlight?

Speaker 1 (46:38):
What a highlight you get? You get enough praise, you know? Anyway,
watch Channel seven News tonight. I wont all the code word?
Will do? Will know? And I didn't I didn't suggest
that code word in any way.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
The news is on at six o'clock on Channel seven
and seven plus.

Speaker 9 (46:51):
And what's for the code word?

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Jack out? Mike Ferguson and Angela Cox.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
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Speaker 8 (47:13):
What gets my goolies is when you send the in
line at a cafe. You've had time to look over
what you want to eat, and there's been ample time
for the people in front of you to do the same.
But they get to the counter and they keep looking
and then asking question after question and eventually walk away
without buying anything. Thank you for wasting my time.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
I don't like it. What are you standing there for
twenty minutes for? If you don't like it? What do
you mean standing there for twenty minutes? It happened at
subway the other day.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Dude's just standing there and he goes, what's this? What's this?

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Mate?

Speaker 3 (47:42):
It's all salad? And then he walks out.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Yeah, because you get.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
Enough questions when you get a subway anyway now.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
And so people who go to McDonald's when is the
last time that menu change? And stand there and we
get to the front, What am I going to have?

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Have you got something with? Lesson to rea? What else
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Speaker 5 (47:59):
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you know, have some initiative.

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It's not that hard. She do percent of the work.
Just put a new one on and toss the old
one out. True.

Speaker 9 (48:13):
Nice, you're a man complaining about that.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
True?

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Yeah. The Jonesy demanded tea towel as well.

Speaker 9 (48:41):
Travel Dohn was beating today for slow burn.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
I saw a post still my Pretty and a little
dog too.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
I saw a post about a woman who got back
at her mean teacher thirteen years later by rejecting her
mortgage application.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
That is a slow burn.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
So Diane form pickning Point called up. She had a
story about a fast burn. She said there was a
road rage incident. A guy in another car who was
chasing her down.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Scary.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Yeah, karma got to him though when he hit the
car in front you. However, Jonesy couldn't help yourself asking
if her driving was to blame.

Speaker 7 (49:14):
Hey, Brendon, we have no IDEA female driver is a
fantastic driver.

Speaker 9 (49:19):
Of course we are, and thank you, Diane.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
I never I never disputed that. But people just don't
get road rage for no reason.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
We're not living in mad Max world.

Speaker 9 (49:29):
Okay, Yeah, I love how you just assumed it was
her driver.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
All I'm trying. I'm just trying to get the answer
to the questions that people want.

Speaker 11 (49:37):
Ask it right at you.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
Two.

Speaker 9 (49:39):
That's enough?

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Do you see me?

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Make see you?

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Of now Brendan tomorrow. It's footy tips now.

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Must bring gloves, must bring gloves. We'll be back from
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Speaker 9 (50:13):
We will see you then.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
Indeed, good dated you well, thank god that's over.

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