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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, I what a show today?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Friendly, Well, you still haven't watched White Lotus. I'm desperate
to discuss it with you. You're still two episodes away
and you're not going to watch them untill a week's
time because you've got family staying with you, etcentria, et cetera,
which leads us to today's pub test. Can you tell people?
Don't tell me? Don't give me the spoiler when everyone
is watching it and it's all over social media.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
I can't watch you with my mother in law.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
No you can't. But then let me tell you what's happened,
because it's driving me crazy.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
And we have to sit on I'll just keep away
from the water cooler when you and all the other
chicks are hanging around the water cooler.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
A Brendan, it's not me and all the chicks and
be we don't have a water cooler.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Oh it's that think we're standing around it.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
I think it's a urinal TikTok tuker TikTok tuker cheesy coke.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Today it was strange you and new Boy Tom liked it.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
I did not like it at.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
All, to the point where you spat it over me
and the desk. That's nice.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
It was he worthy.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
That's entertainment. We have Emma Gillespie. There's a new Menendez
Brothers docco on stand that's just dropped over night. She's
got all the information.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
If I said to you, he's a real channel man,
who would I be talking about? Not you? It's Mike
Sharehouse Gunner. He's back.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
You're obsessed with him side.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
You should have a national Day for him.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I think you've already created one. You're obsessed and you
say he's in a new show.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Now, yeah, he's got a new show.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
It's called Love Triangle or is it the Love Pyramid Scheme?
It's this podcast, all right, enjoy.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
A miracle of recording.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
We have so many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Mistress Amanda and Miss Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Friend making the tools of the train.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
The legendary poet.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Jersey and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Congratulations were any right now?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Jersey and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

Speaker 6 (01:59):
Giant Now the good radio.

Speaker 7 (02:02):
Sorry, but of a tongue twist set Amanda's shoot Timy.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
We're on the air up to the body to your manner.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
I noticed you've opened the black Doctor. Did you have
a big night last night?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
No, I've never heard the expression of black doctor until
you said it. I'm having a sugar free or a
zero sugar Coca Cola. When I grew up, I never
drank Coca Cola. But we work now in the Coca
Cola building here in North Sydney.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
We've got it on.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Tap, got it on tap, and I just woke up
this morning and it's feel a little bit nauseous. I'm
not pregnant, anyone, Just relaxed, Are you okay?

Speaker 8 (02:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I didn't have I didn't even had a drink for
a couple of days. So no, no, I'm fine. I
don't need a pepp up good pepped up thought.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Maybe you've would have gone out to say the Sex
Pistols last.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Well, my friend Janet did so sure. I love my
yacht Rock. Janet was front and center at the Sex Pistols.
A good friend of hers used to go up with
Glenn Mattlocke, one of the members of the Sect, the.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Bass player that they sacked for Sid Vicious.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Yes, so she went out with him in the very
early days of the Sex Pistols. So Janet went along
to see sex Pistoles at the Hawden Pavilion last night
and her photos look incredible. The lots of people were
in their sex pistols, garb and you know, ripped stockings
and the footage from inside the hordon looked amazing. But
she said they went backstage. All the band are or teetotal,

(03:17):
isn't it.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Steve Jones, the guitarist, he's been a teetotal for a
long time.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I think they've all called the drama.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Those who've survived and come out the other side now
live a bit more cleanly.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
John Leiden is not touring with them anymore. He said
that they're two woke and he wants nothing to do
with the sex pistols.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
We interviewed him.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
John Rutten is a dick. He is a giant dick.
But having said that, he's an authentic dick. That's what
he's about.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Well, who's the.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
One that was going on Big Brother or something recently,
So there's sort of you know, they're not anti pop culture,
these guys, Well they are pop culture and they were
then they were manufactured pop culture by Malcolm McLaren.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Then and you and I missed the sex. Besides, I
love them, but by the time I got into them,
by the time I discovered him them, I was at
art school in eighty.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Five and they Sid Fish to be dead for six years.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
But Glenn Matlock was probably the most musically proficient of
the band, but they sacked.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Him because of that reason. He was into progressive rocket.
He could play a bass guitar and he put.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Songs together and I said, no, we don't want that,
We don't want to sound like that.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
So this new guy, Frank Carter, does.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
This sound like a sex pistol with a name like Frank.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Carter, rhymes and a lot of stuff.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
This is how they sound now.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
As bad as I remember.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Do you know when I was in New York a
couple of years ago, I went to the Chelsea Hotel
and this is where Sid killed Nancy.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
That it was actually proven that he killed her.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Them well, where she died, she did die, she did die,
and then he died. Not that they've redone the Chelsea.
Just went for a drink in this incredible bar.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Can you go to the room.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
I don't know. I didn't ask to do that. I
was just went to the bar, and it's just beautiful.
They've renovated that hotel. There's such a rich history. That's
also where Patti Smith and Robert Maplethorpe lived for years.
That hotel has this incredible heritage, but they've renovated it
and it looks extraordinary and incredible artworks on the wall.

(05:26):
It is beautiful.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
So with your playlist, your weekend vibe, so we could
put a bit of yacht rock and some sex pistols
in there as well.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
If you like, just no Phil Colins.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Oh cut beef with Phil. I've coming up on the
show to our action packed show today.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
M gillespie's going to be swinging by with that's entertainment. Also,
you're back again your chance to win one thousand dollars
thanks to your new show Born.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
That's right Airborne. It's like Born Free, but it's airborne.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
This is Amanda's narration giving him one.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
You know it was a rich hour television reduced to that.
But yes, there's three more episodes. We've got one thousand
dollars today to give away. When I rate some lyrics
to a song.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
And we can't do anything until we do the magnificence.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
This question one which twice yearly event makes you adjust
your clocks and mess up your slipshedule geration.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
We have for you the Magnificent Seven. There are seven questions.
Can you go all the way and answer all seven
questions correctly? If you do that, Amanda.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Will say, sure, you can see sex Pistols, but you
can also see Ricky Martin. You're win a double pass
to see Ricky Martin.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
What's your favorite sex Pistols song?

Speaker 2 (06:32):
I wasn't a fan, Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
You don't don't strike me as there.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
No, I admire what they did, it was all through
that thatcherright kind of years. I admire what they stood for.
But the music, yeah, not somethody.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
And I'll good with the safety pin.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
They're good with the safety pin. And they'd spit on you,
and they probably still do now because they need more
dead your friends.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
They wouldn't be gobbing on each other.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Still, that's that's surely not intentionally.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, I don't know if I could deal with that.
Tony's in Guildford, not since surely?

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yes, Hello, how are you well? Which twice yearly event
makes you adjust your clock and messes up your sleep?

Speaker 1 (07:07):
A bit daylight?

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Say that's the one.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Soporo is a major city of which Asian country?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Tony, Japan, Yes, Japan, Roboto, that's.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Not Japanese, I think it is.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Let's play reffraf.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
That's better, tom Way giggling at my fluent Japanese.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
What did you just say?

Speaker 2 (07:42):
What did I say?

Speaker 1 (07:42):
Again?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Thank you very much?

Speaker 1 (07:45):
You sound like a gay show.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
They do what they all put on a high voice
when they say.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
And then what they act compliant to their man.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
No.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Well, I'm talking about when you go to the shops.
If you go into that's saying thank you very much.
And that's what you say when you when someone serves
you in your leave of the shop. It's a little
bout geishas. Oh god, what kind of tourism do you
do have Japan? No, just as well, and leave it
that way. It's time for refraft, Tony. Have we played
that sound already?

Speaker 1 (08:10):
No, let's get it on.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
No, we played refraff No, the intro, yes and no,
and now the sound.

Speaker 8 (08:18):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
I don't know, Tony. You would have to be an
enthusiast to get this because that is a banger.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Do you know the song.

Speaker 9 (08:36):
Carry on Wayward Son?

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Oh my god, Tony you are an enthusiast.

Speaker 2 (08:40):
Is well done?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Well done by Kansas?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Have we got a clip of the song?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
There's some prog right for your right there.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
Question number four, Horses hoofs are made of the same
This is multiple choice. Are made of the same material
as what part of the human body? Is it a teeth,
be fingernails or see bone is fingernails?

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Tony, We're just wasting your time feeling about you to
all the way, Tony.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
True or false?

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Bulls are enraged by the color of red because it
resembles blood.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Is this true or is it false? Tony?

Speaker 2 (09:20):
It is false? The colorblind no interesting, isn't It's a
movement of the cape.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
And the Matador dressed up by a big point sip.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
We're I'm gonna put that guy on the ground.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
If the matador just waved a piece of gingham, they'd still.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Be enraged, saying we're gonna have a picnic.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
Question Number six, You're doing very well? Which common office
machine was inspired by a hand cranked pasta maker.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
That's a tough one. That seems like a mean spirited
question that won't.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Say you think I don't write them, I just read
them beautiful?

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Which common office machine, So I think of a common
office machine was inspired by we jink.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
She knows Kansas? Sorry talking kind of people.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Well you're not in Kansas anymore. Toto, it's another banned
reference as well. Yeah, I know, okay, thanks for enjoying it.
I wanted to just pull a face of hate a
little bit more.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
What's the matter? No more? Kki Cola?

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Which common office machine was inspired by a hand cranked
pasta maker?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Do you know the answer?

Speaker 2 (10:24):
The Man Sam Shit podcast.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
We are into the Magnificent seven. We're up the question
number six.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
It's going to Stephen Riverston. Hello, Steve Hi. Which common
office machine and not a photocopier was inspired by a
hand cranked pasta maker?

Speaker 10 (10:41):
They would have to be a paper show.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
It was the shred. I was invented in Germany. Invented
in Germany in nineteen thirty five, and so he could
He was invented by a guy called Adolph Hanger so
he could easily destroy his anti Nazi leaflets to avoid
injuries from authorities.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Out what day? Can you now watch Airborne? On Channel ten?

Speaker 1 (11:05):
It was prime time?

Speaker 3 (11:06):
It was tonight at primetime seven thirty, but now it's
gone Prime Prime time, Steve Ah the.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Show Friday, it is it is red vibertie a Mountain Birds. Yeah,
congregulation did you just play that terrible thing again.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
From the shop.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
The majesty of this show has been reduced to this
giving him one.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Okay, Steve, you never had to put.

Speaker 8 (11:30):
Up with this.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Steve, Congratulations you've won the jam.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Pack at double past to Ricky Martin, Teg Dainty and
TEG Live Presents Ricky Live Australia twenty twenty five A
superpasta Cables and Aqua Park Penrith. The most fun you
can have in and on the water. We're going to
do some team bonding out there. What do you recommended?

Speaker 2 (11:50):
See you at another time?

Speaker 3 (11:51):
And Jonesy mandicate she was for you to color and
some stalelar pets. So I wanted to make one of
those pyramids that you see at SeaWorld water Ski.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Which part would I play at the top?

Speaker 1 (12:01):
I was? Were you kind?

Speaker 3 (12:03):
You could be wherever you want, Steven, And you'd like
to add thank you, thank you Steve.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Well he was bored by us and rightly so.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Jonesy and Amanda Podcast John Z and Amanda, you once
said on my birthday, Happy beepan birthday, Who do I
give the money to? It was part of the speech
my wordsmith. I'm going to flick through the Gerlmanac, a
big book of musical facts, on this day. In nineteen
eighty three, David Bowie released his hit Let's Let's Dance. Wow.

(12:36):
It's been almost a decade since he died. Remember that
a whole speed of our favorite musicians passed away at
the same time.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
David Bowie, George Michael.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Carrie Fisher who she's not a musician, but our loved
pop and.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Then and people like Gary Shandling, who was a really
funny comedian. Because all these other people died, people forgot
that Gary Shandling.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Died, and then we had COVID. It's been a hell
of a times.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Trump your Trump got in.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Give us a break, universe. But David Bowie's music very
much lives on. This is very interesting. His only child,
a daughter he had with Imman, the supermodel Yeah, is
now following in his musical footsteps. She is notoriously private.
Her name is Lexi Jones, but she's released her debut
album a few days ago. The album is called Xandry.

(13:20):
He's a snippet it's all good cheas in your dreams.

Speaker 11 (13:24):
While you're on You're.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Where sin your energy do? Just to be.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah, you know it'd be hardat the apple does fall
forest from the tree?

Speaker 2 (13:41):
I think, well, maybe she takes after a mother musically.
Be hard to be a musician, and when your parent
is one of the most famous musicians in the world,
it'd be like one of your.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Children picking up radio or something.

Speaker 12 (13:52):
No.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
I was thinking of maybe doing stand up paddle boarding
every day. It'd be hard for them.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
How was this a forum?

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Should hear David slag my past?

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Let's whack it on, Tom.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
This is a banger. Let's get on down to the jersey.

Speaker 3 (14:08):
The matter of arms for the pub test.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
You talking about spoiler alerts or having things spoiled for you.
Brendan still hasn't watched White Lotus and I'm dying to
discuss it.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
I've watched it up to the bros.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Two more episodes to go, and the finale is where
everything is leading and you said let's not talk about it,
so I won't.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Well, don't spoiler for it. I've got my mother in
law in town. I'm not going to watch that show
with my mother.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
How long do we hold off, and that's what this
discussion really is about. In the old days, we all
watch TV at the same time. Now, different shows drop
at different times, and your viewing schedule is not my
viewing schedule and you can pick up at any time?
How long do I have to wait for you to
pick up? And also social media is filled with oh
did you see the show last night? Like when Succession happened?

(14:57):
You know he's carct it. You go, what, I haven't
seen it? And sorry if I've spoilt that for you,
But that season's.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
Gone, You've got to catch up.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
You're going to wait yet, Well, when are you going
to catch You've got another week before you're going to
catch up with White Loatus. How long can you ask
me to keep this to myself?

Speaker 3 (15:10):
You remember when the sixth Sense came out, there was
an unspoken rule that no one ruined the ending of it.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
And having said that, everyone say there's a twist at
the end. You shouldn't even say that to anyone that
was you.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
That was you, You're the one that said all that
would explain it to me.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
But you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yeah, but what about when? What about when?

Speaker 3 (15:27):
And I still don't want to ruin that for people
because it's so such a well crafted movie.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Well, how long do you leave it? What about when
Harley used to go to He'd come to a charity
event with me on a Saturday night and the Bledder's
Load Beyond and he'd say to the table to people around,
can you're not I'm recording it at home. Don't tell
me who wins. And someone would be up on stage saying, hey,
Ozzie's we've won the Bleader's Low.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
And somebody dam it said somebody was you.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
Well, he'd hate that we'd spoiled it, but it's not
someone else's job to stop it being spoiled for you.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, the world is, the world turns.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
And also we now stream things in different times, but
it's very rare, like White Lotus Executive, for example, when
it drops weekly. These days you can see everything all
the time. So for example, hey, don't spoil the ending
of Breaking Bad for me. Hey, this finished a year ago,
give it a rest.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
This more than a year.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Yeah, So where do you draw the line. So this
is what we're asking people not to spoil it for you?
Is that okay? Does that pass a little bit arrogant
when you think about it. What you know? Do you
want everyone to blab about stuff when you're going to
watch it that night? Do you have the right to say,
don't spoil it?

Speaker 1 (16:29):
I like it. It's a good pub tests Young Nations. Married
a first side.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Is over, so you're not still going to talk about it?

Speaker 1 (16:40):
You know, I don't know people seem to like married
first site of rates.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
You watch it?

Speaker 1 (16:43):
You want you watch it?

Speaker 8 (16:44):
You know?

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Poor all Australian idle finished and old mate one Hamburger.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
He won hamburg No one cares the kids singing, he's
heart out. The thing with maps is you so hated?

Speaker 2 (16:52):
And I'll watch it. That's what most of Australia does.
And have a show up against its horrendous.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
So Married first side is over and to fill that void,
a new show has come to the fore called Love
Triangle and not sure how it works.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
I imagine it evolves a triangle.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
I have a love romboid.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Maybe it's a love pyramid.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
She was on a pyramid.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
It wasn't interested, but I will say my interest was
peagued because it features a Meredith first sight favor of mine,
Mike Sharehouse Gunner. You remember Mike, he was he sounds
like an eighties DJ from an easy listening radio station.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
And so he was on maps. Why do you call
him sharehouse because he was mister whatever, but he was
still living in kid's sharehouse, get her.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
A bad share in his house and labeling his corn flames. Guys,
that's how he rolls. We met him at the logis
that's right.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
And the annoying thing was he was hugely impressed.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
He came up. So I was painting the picture. This
is how it worked. You and I were standing there
while there was there living down there.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Mike comes up, Guys, I just want to say I
love all your work, I love your radio show, I
love what you do Barry in the building business, and
then starts speaking Spanish to Miguel.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
I wondered, if there's someone who put something in my
drink that I could hear him speak fluent Spanish.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
And then Chris Miguel, who.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Was looking a little skeptical because he's used to being
the big dog. He's this guy, and Chris says he's
just come back from Sweden. Sharehouse Mike breaks into Swedish. Swedish,
and I thought, I.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Don't want to be impressed by him, because he's impressed
by himself enough for everybody, but it was like he
was a superhuman.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
I think he is so impressive, and really he doesn't
need love. He's got himself on.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
So he's got this triangle show.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
He's on a love triangle show. This is our works.

Speaker 13 (18:37):
And you might remember me from Maths season six and
went on very first sight to find love. People remember
me as being a little bit brutally honest, and maybe
it's just a little bit brutal in general.

Speaker 7 (18:56):
I feel like I was born strong, Like I moved
out of home and I still in high school and stuff,
and I had to go live in foster care, got
government housing and then lived by myself.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Look, I'm not your therapist. This isn't therapy. Remember that
you're just telling me.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
I think groups of women under pressure don't cope as
well as groups of men under pressure. Hey, Jess, leave
everyone else's relationships to themselves, you know, stick to.

Speaker 8 (19:26):
You and knitting.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Yeah, I have made a lot of mistakes.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Well one of them you think would be going on
another daily.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
So anyway, he's on the show, and he's been teamed
up with the Melinda this lady. But Mike's concerned that
Melinda doesn't know about his history. I don't know that
Milinda recognized me from mass.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
She didn't seem startled.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Thank you so much, And I'm just going to have.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
To let the cat out of the bag, and because
eventually she'll find out.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
I was going to ask you something, but odd question,
if I remind you of anyone?

Speaker 8 (20:04):
No?

Speaker 2 (20:05):
No, no, really are you supposed to remind me of someone?

Speaker 8 (20:13):
Do I know you?

Speaker 1 (20:15):
That's good? Maybe she's keeping his for self hard to know.

Speaker 13 (20:21):
Maybe because I've got a hat on weake off, She'll.

Speaker 10 (20:24):
Be like, oh, there it is.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
You didn't recognize him because he wasn't being an ahole?

Speaker 8 (20:29):
There is you know.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
It reminds me.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
I remember in the office David brent Remember the Office
has finished and then.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
David Brennan goes on the dating Series's gone.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
On the dating circuit and he's been revealed to be
the worst boss in history and he has that online
dating matchup?

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Is that Jillian? Yeah, you're one of my introductions from
the agency.

Speaker 8 (20:49):
Oh yeah, yeah, Hi, Hi, you're right? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
How do you usually do these things?

Speaker 6 (20:59):
Really?

Speaker 14 (21:00):
Have a chat on the phone.

Speaker 15 (21:01):
I'm trying to meet up.

Speaker 16 (21:03):
You know, you wear a carnation, carry on newspaper?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
What he recognize me?

Speaker 3 (21:10):
You probably won't need that.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
You probably will recognize me.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Did you see a documentary that when I'm busy to
called the office?

Speaker 6 (21:20):
Yeah, but you're not that awful boss for you?

Speaker 7 (21:23):
No, not that.

Speaker 8 (21:25):
What's your name?

Speaker 15 (21:26):
What's what's your name?

Speaker 1 (21:28):
What's my name? Or what's his name? I don't know
what you want?

Speaker 8 (21:31):
His name? Oh? No?

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Just can I call you back?

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Jillian?

Speaker 3 (21:36):
I've got ah?

Speaker 8 (21:40):
Why are you?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
What's your name? Too many questions?

Speaker 8 (21:44):
Not for me? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Banks?

Speaker 2 (21:46):
To drawing board, spin to tightening television?

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Isn't it love?

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Pyramids?

Speaker 3 (21:52):
GM jam Nason?

Speaker 8 (21:54):
When I want to, I'm taking your windows, your head
on a yell.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Down to the Jonty the matter A rounds for the
pub test, asking everyone not to spoil it for you?

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 3 (22:13):
When we're all gathered around the water cooler here at
the fun Factory, I don't want the white loaders to
be ruined for me. But having said that, you told
me about the Ikey Brothers scene in it. It was
three weeks ago, but that warned me. And then when
I saw the Ekey Brothers saying, I thought, well, that's
not as ekey as I thought it would be, which
makes volumes about me.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
I know, maybe it does. The thing is that everyone's
watching shows at different times now, and so is there
no such thing anymore about the spoiler alert? How long
do you keep silent about something? Our entire officers watch
White Loaders, you have it. You've got family staying at
your house for another week.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
I can't wait talk with my mother, I know.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
And you're not going to watch the last two episodes
for another week? How long can we not discuss this
in front of you?

Speaker 3 (22:54):
So?

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Are you allowed to ask people not to spoil a
show for you? In the modern streaming world and the
social media where all the informations out there, can you separate?
Are you allowed to say, don't tell?

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Maybe I've got to exit the water cooler?

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Ah, we don't actually have a water cooler. I don't
know what it is your standard. I'm not sure. I
think it's a urinal asking everyone not to spoil it
for you? Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 14 (23:21):
The pub you've got the right.

Speaker 17 (23:22):
To actual people, not the spoiler for it. But you've
also got the right to walk away. So those people
who absolutely can talk about.

Speaker 15 (23:28):
It include keeping stations.

Speaker 9 (23:30):
During the spoiler remote, I was watching still Onto No
deal for yours?

Speaker 18 (23:35):
What happened that was on tin Plight?

Speaker 2 (23:38):
I'm blooding his SI he's a figest winner.

Speaker 10 (23:44):
Because we haven't watched.

Speaker 17 (23:46):
It doesn't pass the pub test because it's a pretty
poor indictment of your life.

Speaker 14 (23:50):
If that's what's going to keep you excited.

Speaker 19 (23:52):
Television is only a part of your life.

Speaker 14 (23:54):
You should be able to do other things.

Speaker 19 (23:55):
Get out there, actually enjoy it rather than sit in
front of a box.

Speaker 10 (23:58):
I'd believe it.

Speaker 18 (23:59):
Nothing more frustrating then going out for a night out.
You think I'm going to miss that episode, and then
the next week you hit Facebook and sure enough to
who I'm talking about the episode that you missed, which
you really wanted to watch.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
So to me, keep it to yourself, Keep it to yourself.
Mixed bag of calls there, But yes, let's never watch
television Letters, God and the Great Outdoors, Get Bitten.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
By bees, discover yourself, except on Friday night when Amanda.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Shows podcast Start what you do that you do it?

Speaker 20 (24:31):
Fancy the moldy bacteria, investors, slab of meat, fall.

Speaker 6 (24:37):
Off, the.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Results too much to give you TikTok tacker. This is
where we make through it from TikTok and well.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
Drinking it today. Actually, my friends, we're going to This
is a recipe I saw for a drink that has
two very classic everyday ingredients. But what are they like
when they're together and the end result the person who
made this, it looks like it ends up being a
delicious kind of a which say, cafe latte. Look at
the picture, Brendan, it looks like a milkshake. Yeah, it

(25:06):
does a little bit like a coffee milkshake. It's actually
is called cheesy colar, which is what you're often called
behind your back. And I won't say why. Now I'll
make this. I've got three jars. We want to make
three of them, but I'll just do one at a time.
Let's start with me. So here's a cat of coke.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
What are these jars?

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Calling in mason jars?

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Where do you get them from?

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Mister Mason? You buy them from the shop.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
So I've poured in. I hope you don't buy these
each time. That's all right, No we do.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
You know it's interesting with glass were and cutlory. I
used to throw it out after every use, so now
I reuse now I'm so much more frugal. Okay, So
we've got coca cola into that. Look what I've got
in my hand every day, wrapped cheese cheese slices, the
most plasticy cheese of all. I quite like it.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Actually, what's more nutritional the plastic or the cheese?

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Well maybe the word nutritious.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Did in your dad actually eat the plastic?

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yes, he bit into about three of them and chomped
down on all the plastic. It took him years to
get it out of his teeth. So we've got a
glass of coca cola. I put a slice of cheese
inside the cup. I just put it inside the cup, yep,
like this. And what I do now is I put
in the microwave for a minute thirty. Let's get that started,

(26:15):
and when we take it out, we stir it, we
drink it. But that's going for a minute thirty and
I'm going to do three of them, and then when
we come back, we will be drinking our cheesy cola.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
I can look forward to it.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
It's pretty easy. I don't want to stand in front
of the microwave the whole time, even I'm not using
my reproductive organs anymore.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
And if anyone would like to buy those tend to
coller through, well do I will try the cheesy colar next.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 15 (26:51):
Start that you do.

Speaker 20 (26:53):
It's a fancy the moldy, bacteria infested slab of.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Meat result much to give your TikTok tacker. We make
food from TikTok and eat it. If you've just joined us.
The microwave is counting down. It's the longest thirty seconds
in history.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Oh, you've gone early.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Well, I just think otherwise we're going to burn out
our mouths to smithereens. This is cheesy cola coke in
a glass with just a slice of processed cheese straight
from the packet, and you put in the microwave for
a minute thirty and then we stir it. What's interesting
here is I've got one that's got zero sugar in

(27:32):
the coke and that seems to have frothed up and
looks like the picture. I'm stirring mine, right, it's going
to overflow and now type yeah, and now here's one
for you.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
But it hasn't frosted up.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
I'd stir this one so with regular coke, it doesn't
seem to have given that same kind of milkshake. Look,
and the cheese hasn't completely dissolved, so.

Speaker 21 (27:55):
Have those to adapt to Julia's some some no Milla
him as you can see the Coca cola with the
sugar boils as the other Coca cola does.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Like, why why is it so? I don't think you're
going to be getting.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
A You didn't know you're going to get a shower
as well? Did you make it?

Speaker 2 (28:11):
All?

Speaker 15 (28:12):
Right?

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Now?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Tom, take this one and kick stirring.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
It's past, hold it over the desk?

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Well, how can I get it to that?

Speaker 3 (28:19):
All right? Now?

Speaker 2 (28:20):
That's mine because I'm having the sugar free one. Okay, Mine?
Mine looks like the picture, but yours don't. And there's
chunks of cheese still floating in yours. Are you ready
when I say three? Have a sip? This is cheesy cola,
Coca Cola Oka. Mine's nice? Sip? Mine, sip? Mine? You

(28:45):
spat on me, by the way, what what? Oh thought?
I put a spider in it?

Speaker 8 (28:51):
Down?

Speaker 2 (28:51):
You spat on me again? Is mine nice?

Speaker 1 (28:55):
It's like a spider.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Mine's nice? Tom, What do you think I like it?

Speaker 3 (29:04):
It'd be better without the cheese.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
It would be, then it just be coked.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
You know in China, fun fact they drink hot coke?

Speaker 8 (29:10):
Do they?

Speaker 1 (29:11):
They heat up their Coca col.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Well mine, actually we will saying get used to it.
We're not going to be overtaken by the Chinese. Why
do't you sit at home and whittle a gun. I
think if you're going to make this, make it with
sugar free coat, because that's what seemed to work. I
don't mind mine. But you have spat all over my desk.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
I think it smells dreadful. It tastes okay, but smells dreadful.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Well so does my desk. Now, anyway you start.

Speaker 20 (29:39):
Fancy the moldy, bacteria infested slav.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Of meat the results to give you now with added
saliva all over my desk.

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(30:27):
Of course, when do we get to the episode about reproduction,
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When's that? I'll make sure I t voud.

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Speaker 2 (30:56):
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Speaker 2 (30:58):
Jenny, I'm going to put on my best narration for
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Here is line number one. I wish that I could
fly into the sky so very high, just like a dragonfly.

Speaker 18 (31:15):
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Speaker 2 (31:16):
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Jenny and I are doing a collab.

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Speaker 22 (32:09):
Hello, Hello, talking about one of my favorite cases today,
the Menendez brothers.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
They're back in the news cycle.

Speaker 22 (32:17):
Last year, US authorities announced which we discussed, these plans
to review new evidence in this case of the convicted murderers.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
There was that drama series last year.

Speaker 22 (32:26):
That shot to the top of Netflix's most watch charts
all around the world that told their story. The story
of Lyle and Eric Menendez, who were handled life sentences
in nineteen ninety six. They were found guilty of killing
their parents brutally with a shotgun in their La mansion.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Captured global attention at the time.

Speaker 22 (32:46):
And has been really kind of reinvigorated by this Netflix series.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
The new evidence, which was that they say they were
molested by their father.

Speaker 22 (32:54):
Yes, so the argument is that the child abuse argument,
that this was a kind of murder in self defense,
that that argument was not considered adequately at the time
of the original trials, and that you know, there is
there are new letters that have come to like detailing
the abuse, and now that you're given the way that
we talk about and treat abuse and victim survivors of

(33:16):
child abuse nowadays, that they kind of deserve a retrial
or that things deserve to be reconsidered. But there's this
new documentary that's come to stand this week where we
actually hear from Eric and Lyle from prison, so that
these interviews recorded over the phones.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
We don't see them, but.

Speaker 22 (33:34):
It's the kind of first comprehensive interview that we've heard
from them since this Netflix show came out. They're now
aged in their fifties, of course their fifties. Yeah, they're
both in their fifties. Well, they were eighteen and twenty
one at the times of the murders, so they've spent
more than half their life in prison. The Netflix show
really kind of paints this picture of two very spoiled

(33:56):
brats who had this incredibly privileged upbringing in Beverly Hills.
You know, nothing, had all of the luxuries and decadence
of life given to them. But now you know, after
thirty six years in jail, it really seems that they
have transformed as people. I'm not sure how legitimate that is, obviously.
The Netflix show kind of paints these very I guess,

(34:19):
these comprehensive liars, these pulsive kind of liars. But they've reflected,
they've grown up, They've got new perspectives. Eric in particular
seems to be really zen and he's come to this
place of being really humble. He describes growing up in
that affluent home. He called himself a spoiled brat. He's
a little bit of what he had to say.

Speaker 14 (34:41):
I had been keeping security issues and tried to hide
those issues as I was taught to. You do it
through the best clothes or the best car or whatever
of those things that we know know is completely dysfunctional
and frankly just just a sign of the internal name.
I look back and I'm so sick and embarrassed about

(35:01):
even the little things that I did in life, and
beginning to like myself and people are out of myself
and find it to vulcay and like myself.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
And I thought it was really interesting.

Speaker 22 (35:12):
In prison, they've been really involved in these kind of
community rehabilitation style programs. They work with other prisoners who
are victims of abuse that they work on a suicide
prevention program, they work in hospice care. So they've been
certainly keeping very busy. But detectives who were on the
case kind of argue that all of that is is just.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
About part of the act, just part of the act.

Speaker 22 (35:34):
It's an image kind of rehab, sort of reputational transformation
to convince a judge basically that they should get out.
I was really curious about whether or not they had
seen the Netflix show, because of course it's the reason
we're now talking about them, It's the reason this new
elemence has come to light. Here is what Lyle had
to say on the Netflix show in this standoco.

Speaker 19 (35:55):
It really did actually move a lot of people to
understand the childhood trauma that Eric and I suffer it,
and particularly the horrific.

Speaker 14 (36:05):
Stuff that Eric set a deal.

Speaker 19 (36:07):
In the end, a lot of people were educating about what.

Speaker 17 (36:13):
Can happen even enriched out fluid homes behind walls and
tiny edges, and so I think it opened a lot
of people's eyes, and that's always a good things.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
You're sharing the cell with a beat box that would
be that would be the worst sund that would be.
That would be hard time you share a cell with
a beat boxer.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
And he sounds middle age. It's amazing. It is amazing.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
This is streaming on STAN.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
It's streaming on STAN.

Speaker 22 (36:40):
But it's all kind of culminating in We've got a
few key dates coming up in terms of what happens
with this case. There is a hearing in mid April,
and there is a parole Board decision to be handed
down in June. So there are a couple of things
that could happen. The Parole Board could decide that they
have you know, been re abilitator, that they're no longer

(37:01):
a danger to society and they should be released. That
hearing in April could re sentence them from downgrading their
charges from murder to manslaughter. That could see them immediately
immediately released or their sentences reduced. Or there is also
the chance that that hearing in April will recommend a
new trial, in which case they would have to go

(37:22):
through the whole.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Process again, and so would we.

Speaker 22 (37:24):
They could be found not guilty all of the above,
So there's a lot that lies ahead and the decision
is really murky. Everyone seems pretty split fifty to fifty
on what could happen, but we won't really know anything
until June ish.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
But plenty to come in this story. No spoiler alerts, M,
No spoiler alert.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
I want to know what happens to us as Karents
have died.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
You can catch the documentary on.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Stan Good on your M. Gillespie Chigatte at the Daily os.

Speaker 12 (37:54):
Jamacious, Amanda Killen narrates the groundbreaking new series Airborne seven
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Speaker 1 (38:03):
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Speaker 3 (38:08):
And Amanda's Prime Prime, Prime Time Baby h I went
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Speaker 1 (38:16):
You can pass if you don't know an answer. We'll
come back to that question. If time permits. You get
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Speaker 3 (38:22):
Yesterday we gave away the thousand dollars Friday.

Speaker 2 (38:25):
We've got five thousand dollars on that line. But this
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a thousand bucks. You can double your money, make it
two thousand dollars with a bonus question, but it's double
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Speaker 8 (38:36):
This is you?

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Noah in dula chill Hello, Noah? We can can you
hear us?

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Noah? Over?

Speaker 19 (38:43):
Good morning guys?

Speaker 14 (38:44):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Well, well let's se if we get you some money?
Ten questions sixty seconds. We always say this, say pass
if you're not sure? Okay, Noah, good luck because here
we go.

Speaker 6 (38:54):
He comes?

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Question number one? What month comes after June.

Speaker 16 (38:58):
July?

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Question two? Hickory Dickery dock the mouse ran up the
what clock? Question three? A dentist specializes in what he
Question four? What is a silver anniversary? How many years?
Question five? True or false? Werether's original candies originated in Australia?

(39:20):
Folse Question six? What name is used in cricket? For scoring?
No runs? Question seven? All for one and one for
all is a motto used by which group?

Speaker 17 (39:34):
Sports?

Speaker 8 (39:35):
Lee? No?

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Who did you say?

Speaker 8 (39:38):
Fud?

Speaker 1 (39:39):
No fudge? The Three Musketeers aw for one?

Speaker 2 (39:43):
One for all? Did you say Noah?

Speaker 9 (39:46):
Sports Club?

Speaker 17 (39:46):
The Panics A little bit sports club?

Speaker 8 (39:49):
No? Oh?

Speaker 2 (39:50):
I see what you mean?

Speaker 8 (39:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Would you have known? Would you have known a silver
if you had some more time?

Speaker 14 (39:55):
I'd say twenty five?

Speaker 1 (39:56):
It was twenty five and.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Were the's originals? Did they originate in Australia? True or false?
What was the what was its original? It's alone?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Got that right? He said? False? Did you get that right?

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Sorry, well this is the one you didn't get. What
name is used in cricket for scoring no runs?

Speaker 15 (40:12):
Oh ah, I wouldn't know.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
It's a duck.

Speaker 2 (40:15):
It's a duck duck.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Okay, thanks guys to me on the radio.

Speaker 14 (40:19):
Have a good morning, be night to everyone.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Aren't you sweet?

Speaker 8 (40:22):
I like you?

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Noah, thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
He's him doing his own DJ pattern Sam podcast.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
So when Mike Fanell joined us yesterday to talk about
a new show he's doing where he's looking at the
DNA of people in certain areas. It might be a town,
it might be a suburban. The surprising stuff that you
find it was quite interesting, wasn't it. All of you
have Mediterranean DNA, Indian.

Speaker 13 (40:48):
Ethnicity, you all have convict ancestry.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
So people love to know that stuff and you think
you're going to learn something great and something cool. But
that's not always the case. I've got a friend who,
like a lot of people, like twenty six million people
globally who've undertaken ancestry DNA testing, thinking this is a
bit of fun at Christmas. Maybe wipe it, you know
it is. You just sort of put your cotton bud
in a tube, send it off, and you think, let's

(41:16):
find out. She found out that her sister was a
half sister, and she went, well, that can't be right.
Her father's not a father is what she has discovered?

Speaker 1 (41:23):
Was dad around a Christmas for that? Yes, that would
be awkward.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Well, this is the thing. This is what you think
that you're having a bit of fun, but you have
to be prepared that what this story you get may
not always be what you're thinking. Remember, in the old
days was always those American shows a Maury Pulvitz show
with kids as a TV show, the parents would test
their paternity. Now pretty much anyone can do that, and
people are doing that, and lots of people are getting

(41:50):
surprises that they haven't bargained for.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
Yeah, well, Ben Affleck, we're talking about that his forefathers
were slave owners.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
And then he tried to whitewash it as it were,
and that didn't end up well for it.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
You don't always end up on the right side of history.
Maybe it's best to know nothing.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
What do you know about you. We know that you
were because you were on that show I.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Did this, the show who did you Think? That's the one?
And I came to Australia in three different Our family
came to Australia in three different ways. One was a
mason who paid his own way out here. He died
in quarantine and his grave is actually.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
The quarantine a stone Mason or a mason Mason.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Stone Mason. There was a war bride, and there was
also a convict. So in terms of Australian settlement from England,
we kind of all the ways. Was the way my
family got here. But when they spoke to Jack. They
interviewed Jack, he was probably ten or something at the time,
and they didn't use this in the show, which I
thought was a shame, because they said to him, what
are you hoping you'll discover? And he was heavily into basketball.

(42:48):
He said he hoped that we were related to Michael Jordan.
There'd be some interesting DNA studies done on that if
that was true. It's such a little optimist, isn't he.
Sadly it was just us bog English bog eye.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
I don't worry about pursuing that sort of stuff. I
know that we're pretty boring in our family is pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
You might get a surprise and find that you're a Mexican.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
You never know, we're not. We are as white. You
don't get more white than were do You just don't know.
And now that I've got my.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Daughter in law, she's Greek. That's the first ethnic that
we've got in now.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
The first death we've got. The first wedding speech was beautiful.
I remember that.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
We don't speak the lingo, but welcome, Yeah, sir.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
The tribal drama is beating four tales of the DNA.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
The building blocks of light?

Speaker 8 (43:34):
True?

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Did you get more than you asked for? Did you
get a surprise? Tales of the DNA?

Speaker 3 (43:41):
The tribal dramas beating tales of the DNA the building.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Blocks of light?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Everyone now, or twenty nine million people around the world
have done the home DNA kits, the ancestry kits.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
It doesn't seem like a lot, really, twenty nine million
people around the world, a population of eight billion people.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
I imagine it's probably a first world indulgence.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yeah, I know, a little Bafrian kid.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
I don't know if the Kalahari Bushman, I'd like.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
To see if I'm related to royal to get out
of here.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Well, you never know, but lots of people are finding surprises.
They're finding stuff that they didn't know existed in their family.
And what started out as a bit of fun, is
it always a bit of fun or maybe you have
had a bit of fun?

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Was it fun for you? Cj oh?

Speaker 6 (44:24):
My goodness?

Speaker 8 (44:24):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (44:26):
What happened?

Speaker 6 (44:28):
So my mom had four daughters. She didn't know who
her father was.

Speaker 10 (44:36):
She was adopted out, and I grew up without my
father because my.

Speaker 6 (44:42):
Mother left him. And my mom always used to say,
I want to go to my grave knowing who my
father is, so that he completely put on the headstone.

Speaker 10 (44:53):
She passed away, never knew who her father was. Us
four girls ended.

Speaker 6 (44:58):
Up doing DNA's here and it came down to the
fact that my mom's father is her uncle.

Speaker 11 (45:06):
Oh, her mother's brother.

Speaker 6 (45:13):
I'm the other sister.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
My head cave.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
So your mother's your mother's.

Speaker 11 (45:22):
My mother's my mother's mother's brother.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
Right, So it was her uncle that her father. So
the mother had it off with her brother.

Speaker 11 (45:33):
They were living a husband and wife.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Apparently the god that changes everyone's genetics, that would freak
her one out, Oh.

Speaker 10 (45:41):
Absolutely did.

Speaker 11 (45:42):
It was only because my sister found a news article
that the uncle was sentenced to jail for insects and
it was dated nineteen thirty seven.

Speaker 4 (45:56):
And I went to my other sister, I'm ruly, so
am keeping quiet now minutes.

Speaker 8 (46:03):
And when my.

Speaker 11 (46:05):
Sister showed me the news article that was published in.

Speaker 6 (46:09):
Nineteen thirty seven, I said to my other sister, I said,
weirdly enough, that's the year that.

Speaker 11 (46:16):
Mum was born. Do you think that this is her father?

Speaker 6 (46:21):
And my other sister went over to Tasmania and faiths
one answers lawyer question. Yes.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
She went over to Tasmania and confronted the my grandmother's.

Speaker 10 (46:37):
Sister, so our auntie, and got the.

Speaker 11 (46:44):
The answer that she was looking for and.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
The aunt you're looking for, So your grandma and her
brother were the parents? Correct? Wow, that is?

Speaker 3 (46:56):
And how you know is he in his job there
in Tasmania? How do you break the ice with that one?

Speaker 16 (47:02):
Right?

Speaker 6 (47:02):
But just to purify, none of us has three eyes
or I didn't want to.

Speaker 10 (47:07):
Ask, Well, it's a debatable.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Really had two mouths, there was two noises.

Speaker 4 (47:15):
And the weird thing is, well, like our father who
we don't have anything to do with We cannot we
are not connected in DNA anywhere on his side of
the family.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
What does that mean that he's not We can't we can't.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
Find, we cannot bind like who like we don't know
who he is?

Speaker 11 (47:35):
We like basically it's like he's got.

Speaker 6 (47:37):
No family, no mother, no brother, no sisters, no, no,
we know who our father is.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
DNA profile No.

Speaker 9 (47:46):
But yeah, they reckon that he was also adopted.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Out, maybe a bit closer to home. Okay, wow, thank
you for sharing that Story's like that.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Meme of that woman trying to do all the computations
in a the algorithms in her head.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Yeah, wow, Wow, We're gonna take more of your course.
Tales of the DNA Jonesy and Amanda podcast Brenda and
Amanda and You're on the same show.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Let's start wearing lipsticks, fanatic travel dramas, beating Tales of
the DNA The building blocks of life.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
It seems like the simplest thing to put a cotton
bud into your mouth, send it off in the mail,
But it can change your life entirely, hasn't it. Jess
joined Hello Jess, Tales of the DNA. What have you
Got by.

Speaker 10 (48:34):
James and Amanda.

Speaker 9 (48:36):
After my grandparents passed away, my nana and my pop,
it came out that my pop was actually previously married
and he was married to my manner's sister and no one,
they didn't tell anyone.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Did your nana know that your that her husband had
been married to the sister.

Speaker 9 (48:52):
Yeah, yeah she did. But it was this big family
secret that none of the sons knew, like my dad
didn't know.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
And yeah, and did this come out through DNA? Were
their children involved?

Speaker 9 (49:05):
No, so there were no children involved, but they it
was a big secret. And then it came out later
only recently when my cousin did an ancestry said that
the first wife, so my dad's auntie was involved with
like some criminals that were like feeling stuff.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
And yeah, that's the thing. Once your DNA is loved,
your your DNA is on record, you may be pined
for your cousin, your nephew, your grandson might be pined
for a crime.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
And in the good old days is to bury everything.
That's what I missed, those.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Days days of a bag of line. Just take care
of everything, you bury or your feelings.

Speaker 3 (49:42):
Now there's tattoos and Facebook pages and tributes.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Just keep it, keep it down, DNA and everyone's fingernails.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Thank you, Jess, Thanks Jess, unless you're talking to us,
of course, And tell everyone Beck is joined.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Hello, Beck, What did the DNA tell you? Hello? Good morning?

Speaker 15 (49:57):
So my mum, we'll call it Karen because that's her name.
She's been doing some deep diving for about twenty years
now and extensive, like hours an hour, can't even tell
you how long. And it turns out that we are
somehow related to mel Gibson.

Speaker 19 (50:16):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
And when you say somehow, the distant cousins, like, close up,
I think.

Speaker 15 (50:22):
My great great great grandma is related to his great
great grandma forty seventh cousin removed something along the line.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
It's a talking point when you sit next to him
at dinner though.

Speaker 9 (50:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (50:35):
Well, and then I call him one back and I'm like,
can you just go and find out if we're related
to the lethal weapon version or the other, the anti
Semitic version.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
Oh, yes, that's right. Which version of his timeline are
you interested in? That's quite right. You want handsome, hot, young,
non crazy.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Tim the simpleton.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
That'd be better than the later version of the old
Vinegar tits, sugar tips, remember the police officers, sugar.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Tits, vinegotists was prison in Prisson? Come on, get it right?
Thank you, beg What would you rather? That's our pub test?
Vinigotts or sugar DIDs?

Speaker 2 (51:12):
What do you think? Sugar all the way? Thank you
for your calls, savory or sweet podcast?

Speaker 1 (51:24):
Who is your best friend in the world?

Speaker 16 (51:25):
It's me?

Speaker 2 (51:26):
What have you done?

Speaker 3 (51:26):
I went to Bunnings yesterday to get you another chair
cover for your chair.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Well what happened? You say? You've always said, and I
really appreciate it. You said, I mean this hand on heart.
I can do anything for you. The other day, you're
on your way to Bunnies. You actually phone me in
the cars You got out of the car and I
was still on the phone as you walked into Bunnings.
I said, it's funny you should mention it, because I'm
looking for some covers for some outdoor furniture and I've
got photos of them. They're little packets, are not heavy.
And you said, oh, I've got a lot of stuff

(51:52):
to do. And I said, well, then don't ever say
to me if there's anything I can do.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
For Men don't like being loaded up with chores when
women love it. Women men are focused like we're in
the moment, we're going and.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
That's fine, But don't say to me I can do
and the one thing I've asked you you couldn't do.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Because what I've noticed, if you say you're going to
Bunnings and someone finds out they may.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Can you give me you It's like you're doing your
coffee run.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Yeah, and all of a sudden you're coming back with
eight bags of cement that.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
You didn't We now know that when you say you
don't mean it.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Well, I'll tell you this right now.

Speaker 3 (52:19):
I didn't tell anyone I was going to Bunnings, but
I needed to get something else and I said, you
know what, I'll get a matter's chair cover, which I
couldn't get they didn't have it in stock.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
So why are you telling me this?

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Well, I just noticed the Bunnings have become coals as
far as their customer's service people. Now they always talking
about their break. What do you mean, Well, whenever I
go to Coles, always all the people that are going.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Okay, you, when are you win your break?

Speaker 17 (52:43):
Well?

Speaker 1 (52:43):
When's your break? You know who's doing the work. So
Bunnings yesterday when I'm wandering around there looking for your
chair cover, Gav, what are you on your break?

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Break? Where's ga?

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Gav's on his break? They're always on a break.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
That's what people say about our show. You know they
do or they're on a break, you.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Know, because this job is in finite. You know, we
could be out of a job next week.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
You're going to work in bunnies and go on a break.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
Oh well, that's the first to go.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
I don't like the Red and Green though, I'd be
super helpful and bunnies because you know, I also have noticed.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
JB High Fight has become always slag them off.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
No, well, in the old days you go to JB
High Fight, it's almost like they do in your favor.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
You go in there and the guy who looks no
disrespect a bit like Toms, dismissive and young, and.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
They'll go, yeah, mate, sorry, no, don't have that.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Don't just find them to be help ugh.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Don't have an iPhone cover? And you go, no, mate,
I can see it. It's just over there. It can
not enough to get it from Perth six to eight. No,
but it's it's just there, No mate, it's not.

Speaker 15 (53:41):
Well.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
I've always found them helpful.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Maybe to you, what are you getting from JB I fight?

Speaker 2 (53:46):
None of your business?

Speaker 1 (53:48):
A present.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
I'm going to ring you next time you go to
JB High Fight. I'm going to say, excuse me, can.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
You give me your DV?

Speaker 15 (53:53):
Do you?

Speaker 2 (53:53):
I haven't made the mistake of saying anything I can
do for you. You said that to me. Hand on
halt of his email.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Said no, but I said it.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
But the smallest little seat cover the st that's the
size of a rain punch over.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
I said to you, I will do anything for you,
like something happens, your car breaks down, holding.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Out your own time.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
It's true you didn't help me. You didn't run out
of petrol. I came into work on my last three
case of petrol and someone here said, Jonesy, why don't you.
I just had to record something after the show, and
they said, why don't you?

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Is your incompass? So if something happens, there's a lot
of caveats to this kind of offer, because that's just
rewarding bad behavior. If you can't you got your part
in life and you can't understand.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
A petrol When you say I'll do anything to help you,
and you've got a car that tells you to the
to the microel you for anything. The people, the people
who work here were appalled. Well, I had to record
stuff after the show that you wouldn't go.

Speaker 3 (54:50):
In the place where you can't even get fuel. So
I was going to get into your car drive it
to some fuel station.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
That's how the system works, as friendship, how it goes.

Speaker 1 (55:00):
My Gorulies is coming up. You got something on your case?

Speaker 8 (55:01):
I do.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
I will do anything for you, but heroic stuff.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Aerobic show. Yes, yes, jam Nation. Thanks to Miselle Stocks
and Gravies, we have twenty thousand dollars cash to give
to our favorite goolie of the year.

Speaker 16 (55:24):
What have we got we'll gets My goolies is the
water boys for the n Real teams. They're there on
the field from kickoff. Seriously, they're professional players. They cannot
need a drink after one minute.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
You know.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
We work with a chance for the kids to shine though.
Those water boys. I love bed on the field.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Also, we work with a team of women who have
and Tom have a group have a barrel of water
that they carry around to go from here to the toys.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
These people are crossing the pecos.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
I actually went through my entire adolescence without ever sipping water?

Speaker 1 (55:53):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (55:54):
How am I alive?

Speaker 1 (55:55):
What else?

Speaker 2 (55:57):
Flow walkers that walk like two or three and just
take up the whole path and they're walking so slow,
like just move to the left or speed up or
walk in a single file line.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Yeah, slow peg.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
That sounds like you.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Jonesy the go getter has got to go and do stuff. Okay,
if you're going to meander through.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Life, Yeah, you've got to go to Bunnings. You got
things to do.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
I got stuff to do.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Solo solo animal on his way to Bunnings. Don't ask,
don't tell.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
I got you your chair covers.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
I don't know why you're getting bet out of shape
without this with the bad dam with a good download
the iHeartRadio app record your Ghoulie, do it, do it.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
It's seven to nine.

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Speaker 3 (56:50):
Yeah, they're jonesy amount of tetawel as well and keyring.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Well, we spoke to Mike Fanelli yesterday. He's got a
new show called The Secret DNA of Us, and we thought,
we look at your DNA's doories and you put a
bit of spit on a little tube, a little piece
of like a cotton butt off it goes, what have
you learned? Tales of the DNA. Well, CJ from Beverly
Hills found out a secret. There was a little hard
to unpack.

Speaker 6 (57:13):
My mom had four daughters.

Speaker 11 (57:15):
She didn't know who her father was.

Speaker 10 (57:17):
She was adopted out, and I grew up without my
father because.

Speaker 6 (57:23):
My mother left him. And my mom always used to say,
I want to go to my grave knowing who my
father is, so that he can bete put on the headstone.

Speaker 10 (57:33):
She passed away, never knew.

Speaker 11 (57:35):
Who her father was.

Speaker 19 (57:37):
Us four girls ended.

Speaker 6 (57:38):
Up doing DNA's head and it came down to the
fact that my mom's father is her uncle.

Speaker 10 (57:46):
Oh, my mother's mother brother, right.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
So it was her uncle that her father. So the
mother had it off with a brother.

Speaker 11 (57:57):
They were leaving a huband and wife.

Speaker 3 (57:59):
Apparently God no need for the engraving on the old
term stuff.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
Let's listen that one.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
They went to Tasmania to confront.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
The mom right at you. Two, that's enough. One of
one seven's famous five continues to performed uc Worth There,
Bon Jovi, Madonna, Robbie Williams, John Farnam and Pink When
We Will Pay when they play, we will.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Be back for jam Nation tonight.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
We'll catch you at six The Good Dead you well,
thank God, that's over.

Speaker 10 (58:26):
Good bite, good bite, wipe the two.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
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