FULL SHOW: Tales Of The Pillow

The time has come - Amanda's pregnancy pillow has FINALLY arrived, which begs the question - do you have a pregnancy pillow?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello there, it's our podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
It is our podcast. Some things to talk about today.
One thing is a wife protesting up the front of
a brothel where her husband had a seven hour bender
with two sex workers who finally said to him we're
tired and we'd like to go home.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Now, say, well, at least you could have got a discount.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
The wife has said he was drugged and or he
had taken drugs and alcohol and didn't know what he
was doing. We want our money back.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, the tribal drum is going to beat tales of
the pillow.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
This is something that you brought to the table.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
I bought a new pregnancy pillow. I'm not pregnant, but
our executive producer really is, and I like the sound
of the pillow. I'd have a giant pregnancy pillow in
the bed and I'm obsessed. So we want to know
the tales of the pillow. Common Off Games they passed
the pub test. There's an idea being mooted to save
the Komonov Games. Is it worth it?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
O made? Jim Kerr will be joining us on the show.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Emma Gillespie will be talking about the feud between.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Haul and Notes.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Can't believe it.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Enjoy the podcast. Everybody about a miracle of recording. We
have so many requests for them to do it again,
Mistress Amanda and miss Keller.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Friend is in a broom making the tools of the train.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
The legendary part Jonesy Amanda the actress.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Congratulations, we're ready right now.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Jersey and Amanda, you're doing a great job. It could anyone,
but you see giant. Now the time to hear good radio. Sorry,
but if a tang twist set an idiot and Amanda,
Shoot Timy, we're on there.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
Hello.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Have you recovered from Thursday night?

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I have to you what As I'm getting older, I'm
feeling it in my hips that you know, I stood
up a lot that down that concrete floor. How sad
is that?

Speaker 6 (01:57):
That?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Oh me bones are aching? Would you was? I'm still
flushed with the thrill of how it went.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Someone sent me a message saying we should two of
that show to regional areas.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Our producer has fainted. Screw it around, really starling our
executive producer who our team works so hard on that
they're orders going let's see, maybe not. And how was
your weekend?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Right? Great? Went, yes, went sailing.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
How'd you go?

Speaker 1 (02:25):
We came second, that's pretty last.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
But you didn't capsize. Anything other than capsizing is a win.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Any any day when you don't sink is a good day.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
I didn't know how you went. And I've seen a
photo of the experience. There's a shot of you with
the shot of the boat with a spinnakerup Roosters footy team,
rooster spinnaker.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
How did you feel, Brendan that you came home under
a wet Roosters sail?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah? What we call that the big cock? Put up
the big cock, that's the big spinnaker.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Yeah, And did you mind that? You know, because a
lot of people who you sail with are from your region.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
No, they're not.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Jerry.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Is just Jerry?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Is it only Jerry?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah? That's it?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Okay, So okay.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
So it wasn't a big deal all around the place.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
It wasn't a big deal that it wasn't a sharky's one.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
No, no, not at all.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
If the Sharky's want to pony up some money for
a spinna, go sure, we'll put whatever out there.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
We'll put your underpants up there.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
If you want, I'd have to cut them down.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
His eyes.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Will be sleigh riding all the way down the harbor.
That was a good day, very nice, and you're.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Good, very well. Thank you went to the South coast
for the right.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
It all down there. I like when you go in
there because people think that you've bought the.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Town, like you say this, I haven't.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
No, of course you haven't.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
I haven't.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Of course you haven't.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
It's a haven. And I for Harley and I and
we take the dog and it's love.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I've seen it. I love it.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
It's lovely. And a friend of mine joined us for
the weekend and she always forces me to go for
a swim. This is my friend Kate. She swims in
the ocean or go swimming like in the pool or whatever,
laps and things every day and she can't believe that
I don't like it. I love the water, I love
looking at it. I don't need to be in it.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
What's the cause of arrangement.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I've got one black one piece that I've had for
about eighteen thousand years, yep. And you know that's like.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
The latest influence is what they're wearing.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Oh very much, so brendan frontless, sideless costume because of
your six it's like an elastic band around. That's all
you see is a naked butteck. There's just a lot
of it's you know, from the back everyone, all the
girls look naked.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Unbelievable and you just accept it. Now, it's just like.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
You just go, well, mine doesn't even show a cheek.
It's that's too low.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
I don't know about the too low one. You've got
to have a bit of cheek in there.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Well, mine is just a normal leg cut. But I
don't like my bum hanging out or my top hanging
out on my stomach hanging out. So that's why really.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Maybe should get a BERKINI maybe you should convert to
Islam just for.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
The sake of the modesty at the beach. I'd be
happy for that.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Action packed show. Today.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Jim Kerr is going to be joining us on the
show today. He has teamed up Simple Minds, have teamed
up with Ice Hass. They've done t Rex's song get
It On.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Do you remember that? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:15):
I know, So that song is dropping today and also.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
This morning. It's really really good.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
They're going to be chewing together next year. There's two
big powerhouse bands together. I love it. In the meantime,
let's do the make seven shall we? Question number one
in Australian slang, what does it mean if you're a
loose unit?

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Gama, Let's get into the seven shall we? Seven questions?
Can you go all the way and answer all seven
questions correctly?

Speaker 2 (05:40):
If only you tell me the weather, That's what I'm
on to say.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
Do that?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Have a look at your phone. If you do that,
Amanda will say.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
All of those things and more.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
But it's James of Windsor Hello.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
James, good morning, very well. Nice to meet you in
the flesh on Thursday night.

Speaker 7 (05:55):
Yeah it was good and I really I really wish
we could have sat around and shot the breeze for
a while, but you know, you've got commitments.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
We had commitments on afraid James, or maybe you did.
We were trying to talk to you for longer and
you said.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
To wrap it up.

Speaker 8 (06:10):
There was a long line there, There was a.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Long line, that's true. Question one in Australian slang. What
does it mean if you're a loose unit.

Speaker 9 (06:17):
A little bit crazy?

Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Would yeah that Amanda Kela, she's a real loose She's
not a loose unit at all.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
A cultural icon.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
A kid to a kin to vegemite is a brand
called Perkins.

Speaker 9 (06:30):
What Perkins paste?

Speaker 2 (06:33):
And this says a kin to vegemite? I mean a
lot of us did eat it from the palms of hand.
But it's not a breakfast spread.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Well, meant to eat it.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Now it's glue.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
It's probably got on the I would say on the label,
I'd say stud not eat. When I was a kid
at school, the because it said non toxic on it,
that meant that you could eat it when I was
at school.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
So you read non toxic and went, oh you could
eat this?

Speaker 2 (06:54):
And did you?

Speaker 1 (06:55):
Of course you need it?

Speaker 2 (06:56):
How did you eat it from the palmate like you
handle it dry and liquid?

Speaker 1 (06:59):
No?

Speaker 3 (06:59):
No, no, no, no, that was the other That was
the other flag. That was clag Now you get the
Perkins paste and you just because it came in that
little plastic sticky thing and you just have a little
nibble of that.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
The other thing it was made out of horses horfs.
That's what a lot of people said.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Well, it probably was. Glue is made from gelatine. It's
jelatin stuff from horses hoofs. Yeah, question two oh three,
They're not so secret sound? Joan, all right, what is
this sound? Oh? That's a tricky hang on, hang on,
let's all be quite. Can I give the clue? Or

(07:36):
we wait? Let's I keep talking over it one more time.
I've never heard that.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
Let's see if James can get it.

Speaker 8 (07:46):
That just sounds like.

Speaker 7 (07:49):
Some bead dropping a handful of pieces of something.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
So give him a little bit of a clue, but
not too much. Oka.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
This is the noise that you'd hear. This is why
I don't know you?

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Are you anny given away? Now?

Speaker 2 (08:04):
No, it's it's a it's a This is a noise
you'd hear on a famous brand of computer. Let's hear
it again. I don't have this brand, so I don't
know it.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
That's somebody typing any tybar really quickly.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Sorry, James, You're close, but so far away.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Shit podcast The Magnificence Question number three, The not.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
So secret sound. The Ron's in Helensburg? Hi, Ron, Hi?

Speaker 10 (08:34):
How are you very well?

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Have you listened to this? We know that noise is
on a computer. What is it?

Speaker 9 (08:41):
Is it the bin on a Mac computer?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yes, I've got a Mac, but I never empty my
bin that's why I don't.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Know that so satisfying.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Which of these bands is performing at not Fest twenty
twenty four? Is it A, The Psychotic Atomic Penguins B
played up the roadkill or see thy Art is Murder.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
I've got no idea one of.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Those bands is playing it not Fest.

Speaker 9 (09:08):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
So guests B, no job, no.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Sorry, they're at little festival issue.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
That's not a real band as it should be.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Janet's in hornsby Hi Janet?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
All right? Which one of these is going to be
performing at not First twenty twenty four? The Psychotic Atomic
Penguins A or C thy Art is Murder?

Speaker 6 (09:31):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (09:31):
See it is that there are? How does it go?
To say? Hey, guys, I've written a new song. How
does it go?

Speaker 3 (09:45):
I'd like to see ye that maybe team up with
Tina Arena.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
That's the co lab we're waiting for.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
That's what we want to see. Question come up with
the song.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
I've written a song for you, Tina A sooth to
be getting on with question five. Native to South America,
the cappy barra is the largest living type of what
kind of mammal You're not always happy? Sorry you go
the sort of thing you're not always happy to see
around your own home. But the capy barras you'd love

(10:18):
to see in the world.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
So you're happy with a cappy barra. But it's just
a rat.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
It's a giant well maybe not all rat, big.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Rat, but because it's called cappy barrow. Yeah, Summer officially
starts this week on what day?

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Janet December?

Speaker 1 (10:34):
But what day?

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Not day? Your daughter Friday? How old your daughter turning seventeen? Great?

Speaker 1 (10:42):
What an age?

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Question? Seven? Because of who we all might know this?
Which pop star performed in Melbourne over the weekend hasn't
been here for years? I don't think female pop star?

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Oh no, sorry, Greggs in black Town?

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Why Greg? Do you know which pop star performed in
Melbourne over the weekend?

Speaker 4 (11:02):
No idea?

Speaker 11 (11:03):
Daryl Braithwaite.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Did.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
She might have been a giveaway.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
There's a good chance that Daryl probably performed on the weekend.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
No, No, I'm going to give you. I'm going to
give Simon and Miranda a clue. You're ready unless you
know it. Simon, I know, I actually know what I
heard on the radio.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Christline Aguili.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, I was going to sing a bit of a song, Okay,
well could you yea yay? I think I know it
was Darryl.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
I think I'd rather hear Thy Artist murder.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Congratulations you won the jam Packet's all coming away, my
man a family, Sea Life Sydney Pass, experienced the poor
patrol activity trail at Sea Life Sydney Aquarium, avouched, Archie Brothers,
circ electric prizes, games, bowling, bumper cars, all in the
day's play.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Visit at Alexandria and Penrith and Jonesi and demandic character
Jewish for the Cohen and some stayed the pencils. Simon,
anything you would like to add to this, No, I'm.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Just really happy. Thanks sake, guys. I actually thought it
was for the skunch paper on but yeah, the games
right at the end.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Well done, sim It's all about timing on the Magnificent Seven.

Speaker 12 (12:08):
Simon Jonesy and Amanda Germs.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Podcast coming through the German Act Our Big Book of
Musical Facts. Well, this is a big day for big
hair band fans.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Nineteen eighty six. On this day, bon Jovi realist You
Give Love a Bad Name. Before the song was released,
the band was only big in New Jersey, but that
all changed when Derek Shulman, he's the big boss of
PolyGram Records, and.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
He saw these boys and he said they are great.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Is this one of this? This their first big hit?

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Yeah, Derek said in an interview after being asked why
he signed them, he said, I saw the drive and
the ambition of John bon Jovi, despite the fact that
he could.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Only sing five notes and most of them were out
of June.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
That's what we like in our music, he.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
Said, Just fuff that hair. Fun fact about this song,
it was originally written for Bonnie Tyler.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Really well, she's a fan of the Big Hair as well.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
Bonnie Tyler. She had a hair for Africa.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
I think they I think they all shared a hairdresser.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
So she wasn't interested. She said, give it to those
blokes from Jersey.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Never heard of them since. And looky there, jam Can
I tell you this story. If you saw this headline,
you'd read this, wouldn't you. I saw this on the
weekend Angry Wife's wild brothel protest against husband's sex binge.
You'd read that story, wouldn't it.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
You had me an angry wife.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Here we go. A wife has threatened to protest outside
a brothel on the Gold Coast after her husband since
spent six thousand dollars on a seven hour sex bender.
He went to the Pentagon Grand, where he had intercours
with two sex workers and paid for service upgrades, including
fetishes and fantasies. I'd like the upgrades please. I like

(13:51):
one of you to dress like a goot. I wanted
you to lick my feet. Is so let me tell
you where the problems happened. The manager of the brothel
has told the Gold Coast Bulletin that the man paid
for the first hour with cash because anyone.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
His wife tonight, what's that cost?

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Doesn't say here? But in the end I'll tell you
how he racked up six thousand, so paid for the
first hour in cash. This is like an HSC question
if a man pays for six for the brothel in
cash for the first hour. When he wanted to continue,
as it says here in the story the X rated
Bonk Bonanza, he tried to do so using a bank transfer,

(14:27):
but eventually ended up using a credit card when the
bank transfer said pending after set I love this bit.
After seven hours, the sex workers said they were too
tired to continue, and the man left. His irate wife
later turned up at the brothel with her husband in tow,
claiming he'd been drunk and on drugs and had no
recollection of the incident. He's going play along. The owner

(14:51):
of the brothel politely explained that the man seemed quite
sober on the CCTV footage and had successfully negotiated a
good deal with the sex workers, something that would have
been hard to do if trunk are on drugs. But
she said that the wife refused to accept her explanations
and threatened to protest outside the venue. So she said,
my concern is that my male clients will be shamed

(15:12):
if someone's protesting and your news crews out the front.
Oh honey, I'm just doing the books inside. We advised
her to call the police if she believes the husband's
been ripped off. She mon't listen to us. The husband
or the manager said the man has spent quite a
lot of money and that most people get a half
hour standard service with no extras. So most people get
half hour with no extras. He had six hours or

(15:33):
seven hours with all the extras, the extra and in
the end the workers said, you've got to go home, mate,
That's all she said. He knew what he was doing.
He just got caught. If the woman is mad about
the six thousand dollars, take it up with your husband,
not us, and in the meantime saying, oh, I was
drunk and wasn't I honey.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
They're funny things. Brothels when you look at them, they're legal.
Of course they're legal.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
But also what a husband has six hours to I'll
be home and no questions until finally he's six thousand
dollars a year?

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Where is he going playing?

Speaker 2 (16:06):
I know this, playing golf, going fishing, things that men
do for six hours. Women leaves home for six hours.
You know, she's reported missing, but the police.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
I was just thinking about my local brothel and oh.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Okay, how much do you do they charge you there?

Speaker 3 (16:22):
I've got these and it's it's in an industrial area,
as a lot of them are.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
But I watch it just seems they've got to have
The entrance is not really indiscreet. You sort of just
walk in there.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
But my wife's biggest issue is with the curtains of
the brothel, because always had change those curtains.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Dreadful of one.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Are the two of you looking in? I wish they
change the curtains. I can barely see him. I look
that bad from the inside. The colour is quite different.
It's the extras. I want the curtains changed the match
as you have no podcast. So the name Marty Kroft
may not mean much to you, but the work he

(17:06):
did will He died over the weekend at the age
of eighty six, and Marty and his brother Sid Croft
have created most of the shows that we grew up watching.
So the shows in the late sixties and the seventies
are shows from Sid and Marty Kroft. I'm going to
play some music and see I remember these shows. He's
one Banana Splits, Banana Splitz.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Saturday Morning wouldn't be the same without him.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Their little funny six wheeled buddies, Pacific.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Kip's going remember this bit? One Banana, two, Banana three,
Banana four.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Wasn't much of a fan of the Banana Splits.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
I love the Banana Splitz, but I happen to know
you love this show Poppinstein when Things Get Up? Didn't
you like it?

Speaker 3 (17:56):
I think it was more of a Sigmund than the
Sea monsteron Fan did that show too?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:05):
What's this sister h stuff?

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Yeah, it's how they explained the whole premise, and so.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
That's what they were famous for, Okay, thank you, is
that they explained the entire e series and it's whole
premise in the opening title.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
That's what they do. And then Gilligan's Island did it.
All those other shows did it.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Yeah, there's one show I know that Marty and Sid
did that you loved more than any other show. You've
spoken about it quite a lot Land of the Lost.
Do you want to tell us about it? Or we
look at the titles, tell us the show.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
It'll explain my show.

Speaker 6 (18:36):
Real are the routine aspish the great.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
To That was my favorite show.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
So they got the opening titles. We'll put them on
our socials. But the opening titles are the funniest things
I've ever seen.

Speaker 13 (19:13):
It is.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
The special effects are so terrible.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
I thought the special effects were the greatest things I'd
ever seen, and.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
We've just been looking at them now. They are hilarious,
their tiny little boat and then they get plunged down
to the world of a dinosaur sock puppet. Pretty much.
It's claymation, please please.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
I was so obsessed with that show that I would
weave in some sort of dinosaur into any of the
dioramas that I would do.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
It West World War. It's good.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
I don't recall. That's very good Jones, what you've done.
But I don't recall dinosaurs Gallipoli.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
I love this description. They said that when the article
about his passing, the brothers made the most of low budgets. No,
but they had to work with repurposing characters for other
spinoff series, so they used the same sets for everybody.
The exceptionally vivid colors were a hallmark of their designs
and had some to wonder whether the Crofts were influenced
by the use of L S D. Yeah, but mardy

(20:10):
Croft reportedly denied the speculation, said their sister was a
gent lizard.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
And then that became a show.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Which one of those tunes? Do you want to hear
one more time? Do anyed banana splits? Or do you
want to hr PuF and stuff?

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Or Land of the Lost Brandy?

Speaker 2 (20:27):
I want to hear banana splits again?

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Please?

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Don't can be stuck on.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
The buggero who are the buggeroos?

Speaker 2 (20:35):
You're in the air and everywhere we salute you, Mardy Cross.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
We salute you by ourthreatic knees. Thank you because I'd
see cross legged for hours watching those shows.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
And as I said, the opening titles of Land of
the Lost are some of the most brilliantly dreadful things
you'll ever see. We'll put on our socials.

Speaker 14 (20:53):
Jam, they said, like a Amanda's script.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Pooh ya. Ten questions sixty seconds of the clock. You
get pass if you don't know an answer. We'll come
back to that question if time permits. If you get
all the questions right, one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
And then we tempt you. You can leave with a
thousand dollars. That's great, an extra bonus question double or nothing?

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Are Lucy can do this? Are going to lose? You
can go all the way.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
You're feeling this in your waters.

Speaker 1 (21:25):
I feel it in my bones.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Hello, Hello and Amanda, Hello, Lucy. Let's see what we
can do with you today. Jones, he has got a
good feeling about.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
I've got a good vibe about you. Loosey.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yes, Well, let's see if it all just comes your
way today. Ten questions sixty seconds. If you're not sure,
say passed, because he might have time to come back. Okay, okay, Lucy,
good luck, because here we go. Question one, how many
days are in a weekend two? Question two butter and
kidney are types of what? Question three? True false? Fingernails

(22:01):
keep growing after death?

Speaker 9 (22:04):
First?

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Question four? What usually goes on top of a Christmas tree?

Speaker 15 (22:10):
A star or ornament?

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Question five? Colgate are known for selling what che Question six.
Marsha Hines will be the judge on which returning show
Austraian idol? Question seven? What's the capital city of Vietnam?

Speaker 4 (22:24):
Pass?

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Question eight? Who has recently resigned as Wallerby's coach?

Speaker 8 (22:29):
Oh path?

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Question nine? How many members were in roxette two? Question
ten Toto is the name of which Australian politician's dog?
Back to question three True and false fingernails keep growing
after death? No Question seven? What's the capital city of Vietnam?

Speaker 8 (22:50):
The city.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Hanoid HANOI was zipping around in your brain, wasn't it
The brain cells were firing.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
They used to come out inside gone. I think it
was used to be sigone anyway.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
And who recently resigned as a Wallaby's coach Eddie Jones?
And who has Toto as a dog? Yeah, Lucy, you
knew them, but the clock went against you in.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Panicky so I still had a good feeling about you, Lucy.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
One hundred months to be getting on Lucy, thank you
good on your Lucy.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Nation podcast.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Now, our executive producer Millie Starling is heavy with child.
She's in your family way up the douf, all those things,
and she was telling me about this pillow she ordered
that has been great for her. It's a big U
shaped pillow and your head its body as long as

(23:52):
your body and you slip between the two legs almost
with your head resting on. Well, let's just if it
was a body that the crutch. Here's a picture and
put it up for you, Brendan. Here right, a full
body pillow. It's called Okay, yeah, And she said how
great it was, and I thought that looks fantastic, so
I ordered one. You're not pregnant, No, I'm not pregnant,

(24:14):
but g it looks comfortable anyway.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
Remember it was a lot of pillow.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
It's a lot of pillow. It takes up a lot
of space on the bed. Millie said that if her
husband ever wants to see if she's left for work
or whatever in the morning, he actually can't tell because
he doesn't know whether she's there or not.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
The pillow.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
And she was in it and didn't even know. Dreadful.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
What if the pillow has some children.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Well, it's prenant, remember I said, I spoke about this,
and I was excited I'd ordered the pillow. I was
only supposed to take a couple of days to get here.
I speculated that it was going to be my boyfriend
and I was going to put googly eyes on it.
And I just lie around in bed in the afternoon
having an afternoon sleep with my new boyfriend. I think
the pillow heard this conversation because it ghosted me. It

(24:57):
never turned up. So any follow up emails, phone calls,
where's my boyfriend, where's he gone? No sign of him.
So a new boyfriend was ordered, and a new boyfriend arrived,
and so on Friday, came home from work there was
this enormous package. And it's not just for this. On

(25:17):
the screen, he says, full body pillow. The one I got, says,
pregnancy pillar all over it. And so you get this giant,
new shaped pillow and a cover for it that looks
like an enormous pair of trousers like Wallace and Grommin trousers.
It takes about an hour to put the cover offray
that's why it looks like wallas. I think pink as well.

(25:39):
But the pink looks like you're being rebirthed when you're
lying in it.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Oh okay, that's a bit bad.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Yeah. So anyway, I've got this new pillow, and I
if I'm having an afternoon lie down, I lie on
the pillow. But it's not for the not for the
evening sleep, because it's just too much. And so then
I take it off the bed and put on the
floor and it takes up half the floor. I'm gonna

(26:04):
have to get a new house just for my new pillow. Okay,
but people are very attached to their pillows.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
I think this is a woman man woman thing.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
No, I think they're you. I reckon.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Men.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Men don't care, don't they?

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Men?

Speaker 2 (26:18):
You don't think If we asked, we'd find men as
well who have kept on using the pillow from when
they're a kid.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
They hang on to.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Not for not for cheap reasons or not wanting to
replace it for cost, just because you get emotionally attached
as I am. I've got a new boyfriend now he's
called here's my pillow. But some people travel with their pillows.
Some people that'd be the first thing they'd save in
a fire. Why don't we do this? The tribal drum
is going to beat for tales of the pillow.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Share it the great and we've got doctor hook as well.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
I chose, of course you did of the pillow. What
have you got for itasius?

Speaker 1 (27:06):
The tribal dramas beating tales of the pillow?

Speaker 7 (27:10):
Sharon, I got.

Speaker 12 (27:12):
A new one.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Sure, it's a maternity pillow. And I'm sixty one year
sixty two, sixty one years old.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
They're sixty one.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yeah, yeah, lose track after a while.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Before the Daily Mail, I'm not going to write about us.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
But yeah, so I'm not pregnant.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
You're not pregnant, but our executive producer is.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
And she said, I got this new pillow, and I
looked at a picture of it. I thought that'd be good.
But it's turned up with maternity pillow written all over it,
and it takes up half the bed. It's a full body.
It's a giant U shape that you sleep with your
head in the top of the bottom of the year,
if you know what I mean. But it's massive. But
I'm quite enamored of it, and it is my new
boyfriend I just.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yeah, it's the woman's domain, is it.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Well, I want to seem I think men are attached
to their pillows as well.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Dwayne has joined us.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Hello, Dwayne, tell us about the pillow.

Speaker 9 (27:58):
Well, I'm very attached. I had two pillows. One thanks
to you too, is a spinal lease.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Pillow nicely yep.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
But the other one I've.

Speaker 9 (28:07):
Had for so long.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
It's made up of like inside like broken up bits
of foam, rubber and things like that.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
And I've had it for so long.

Speaker 9 (28:16):
On the label written in pen is my mum's maiden name.
When she used to nurse back in the late fifties,
this was her pillow.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
So you've had it since the fifties and it was
hers before that.

Speaker 9 (28:29):
Well, she had it in the fifties.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
I've got it now.

Speaker 9 (28:31):
I'm not that all.

Speaker 4 (28:32):
And yeah, but I've had it for my whole life,
which I'm fifty eight.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
So is it a comfort thing? Like is it a
security blanket kind of pillow for you?

Speaker 9 (28:43):
No, just a perfect pillow. It goes well with my
spinal le's and I'm happy with it.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
See the pillow people, when you get your ton teen
and all the.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Other pillows it's got a date on it and it
says this is when you should get rid of your pillow.
They say that because you they want you to buy
more pillow.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
But maybe, like Duayne, you can hold onto one from
the fifties.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
I think they just it's like when they with the
shampoo people. They're in cahoots with the shampoo people when
they say repeat you wash your hair and then you repeat.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
You don't have to repeat Sometimes. I think you get
used to these things. I've got a small heat pack
that when my hip was bad I would use. Now
I sleep with it every night like a little toy.
Am I revealing too much? And I sort of cuddle
it when I roll over. It has to go with
me and I sleep with it.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
And the toys that you take to bed.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Yeah, it's like a little bean bag.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Sure it is.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
And now my big pillow boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
How much plus stuff can There's a lot of.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
That's quite right. He just rolls his eyes and goes,
what is great?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
I'm running off of the pillow. Next right, Lisa's joined us.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Lisa, tell us about your pillow.

Speaker 7 (29:49):
Hi, everyone, I'm I have my favorite pillow. And back
about fifteen years ago, we were moving house and I
was moving in with my boyfriend who's now my husband,
and we had so much stuff inside the ute and
put everything on the back and I said, do we
need to strap it down? And I said, this is
my favorite pillow. He goes, nothing ever falls off the

(30:12):
back of a ute. So we're traveling down the Princess
Highway and I look in the side mirror and I
see it fly off on the Princess Highway and I
said to him, you got to go back.

Speaker 12 (30:25):
And get that.

Speaker 7 (30:26):
So we had to turn around and I made him
cross three lanes of traffic and get it. I still
have it now, it has a it had been run
over by a car. It's on the spare bed so
for my guests to enjoy because I just I couldn't
let it go.

Speaker 11 (30:45):
And yeah, I said to him.

Speaker 7 (30:47):
He said, nothing ever falls off the back of.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
The ear and he accepted that he had to turn
the car the truck around and go and get it.

Speaker 11 (30:53):
He did.

Speaker 7 (30:54):
I told him to strap it in and he said, nah,
it'll be right.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
So he knew your pants. He had to cross set
three lanes of traffic and go back and get the pillow.
That's dedication.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
That's what we're talking about to your.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Partner to a pillow. Thank you love it, Thank you Lisa.
And it's both stories have been about Oh no, it
was Lisa's pillow, wasn't it. I say both stories are
about men, but still men do like their pillows too.
Were open to more calls, Please let us know.

Speaker 12 (31:18):
Jonesy and Amanda Jemvas podcast.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Instruction.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
Turn it on.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
So boss, Lady Millie here is going to have a
little baby, little baby Bevan of we as we've called him.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
That's right, we've dubbed him Bevan. But she said that well,
she'd ordered this fantastic pregnancy pillow. She said she was
called a full body pillow. So jeah, that sounds nice.
So I ordered one and it has arrived. Finally, my
first one, because I said I was going to use
it as a boyfriend and put googly eyes on it,
it ghosted me and disappeared in the system.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
That's a sad thing and you ghosted by a pillow.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
So the second one arrived and it's massive and the
big sign it says pregnancy pillow. But I'm determined to
use it for afternoon snooze. You have to put a
cover on it. They look like an enormous pair of
giant pants.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Is it true they threw in a free breast pump
and air ring as well?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
No, Brendan, they didn't. But the tribal drum is beating
for tales of the pillow, Sharon.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Did Amanda not you? Amanda? Another Amanda, if that's possible,
has joined us.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Amanda, Hi, how are you very well? Tell us about
your pillow?

Speaker 7 (32:31):
In nineteen ninety five, I was introduced to a body
pillow when I was pregnant with my daughter, and I have.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Been using them ever since.

Speaker 8 (32:40):
There was a drink in the eighties Clayton, the drink
you have when you don't really have a drink.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Yes, Jack Thompson did the ad?

Speaker 4 (32:47):
Is that what it was?

Speaker 16 (32:48):
Well?

Speaker 1 (32:48):
My pillow has always been called Clayton because he's the
boyfriend you have when you don't really have a.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Boyfriend, and you've kept him all these years.

Speaker 11 (32:55):
I've been seeing Clayton for twenty eight years. There's been
different variations, but his name has re name the same.

Speaker 8 (33:03):
I don't have to.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Feed him, he doesn't smart mouth for me, and I
can kick him out of bed whatever I wanted.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Thank you, Amanda, Rotating Clayton Love it.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Now we can all get some sleep.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Hello Tracy, Hello Joy and Amanda.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
How are you.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
We're wearing very well.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Thank you tell us about your pillow.

Speaker 17 (33:21):
So I bought a body pillow when I was pregnant
with my firstborn, and he's now twenty three and I
have been able to get rid of him. I just
have to keep changing the covers. My auntie even made
me some covers.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
So why can't you get rid of him? What's what's?
What are you holding on to?

Speaker 17 (33:43):
I just don't like sleeping without it. I take him
on today. I do have a problem when.

Speaker 15 (33:47):
We go over Caso, I have to steal two pillows and.

Speaker 11 (33:50):
Use them as a body pillow.

Speaker 17 (33:51):
But yeah, I've never been able to sleep without once since.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
When you say you take him on holidays, is yours big?

Speaker 17 (33:58):
It's not a like all the way around like yours Orthough,
I think I might have to invest in one of those.
It sounds delightful, yes, but this tie's just one long
one that goes through your whole.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yes, I know what you mean. Yeah, I know exactly
what you mean.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Where you can't invest in another and then you'll have
a harem of pillows.

Speaker 6 (34:14):
I know.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Then they're feud. It's the most delicious things.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Like Genie Guys, I dream a Genie. She was just
surrounded by pillows.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
It's everyone's dream.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Thank you, Tracy.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Monique, Hello, tell us about your pillow.

Speaker 11 (34:27):
Hi, So this is actually about my recent favorite pillow.
I recently went to Bali and I liked the hotel
pillows so much I drove half an hour to buy
them at a mattress store, dropped three hundred dollars and
essentially had to get them cling wrapped and smuggle them
back to Australia looking like Chappelle Corby basically.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
And you did that. You took that risk because that
pillow was so good.

Speaker 11 (34:52):
It was four four pillows.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Four pillows there.

Speaker 11 (34:55):
One of your favorite pillows, four of them? Yeah, yup?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
And did they check them out at customs?

Speaker 11 (35:04):
I was really nervous because it was this big, like
cleaner up ball essentially, but no, they were fine and
straight on through.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Do you live alone, Monique? I know I've got a
partner and how does he feel about four enormous pillows
on the bed?

Speaker 8 (35:19):
Well?

Speaker 11 (35:19):
I came home with them because he didn't come on
this trip, and I said, oh, look, I didn't bring
back a thing tang single. But I did bring back
some pillows for you, and it was a bit shocked.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Yeah, funny that four pillows from BALI.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
I don't know what is with you women and the obsession.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
With the pushions and pillows.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Well, because I when I go to bed at night,
I just take.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Them all off the bed like a check out about
fifty pillows. Yeah, and then when the bed gets made
in the morning, they'll go back on. Yeah. Yeah, I love it.
Thank you for sharing his stories of the pillow.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Thank you for all your calls podcast.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
It's the first day of the rose l interchange and
the minister said, well, it's pretty simple.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
You just either turn left or go to the Bright
and Sydney motors should be able to work this out.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
I struggle with that stuff and lots of people apparently
are struggling today.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Jeff is in Gladesville checking out this piece of infrastructure.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
Hello Jeff, Oh, good morning, all, good morning.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
What's the story, Jeff? What are you seeing?

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Look, it's a shocker. Look to fellows them that don't
use this bit of row. Two years ago we lost
a lane on the Lankoat Bridge for the new tunnel,
so there's always been a bottle there. Got up this
morning with great anticipation. Today's the day. I'm going to
get from Gladeswell to Roseau on less than half an hour.
It's taken forty five minutes to get from Bladesville to

(36:39):
the Machas at the top of Dremoine Hill. Right, Yeah,
it's a shocker. And I'm looking in my mirror and
all the way back every goose we'll bread Jack can
see cars. It's a shocker.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Apparently the lots of cars who are getting confused at
the last minute. And that's what happens. That would be me,
is that the first few days are going to be
filled with all of this stuff bypass Victoria Road between
Iron Cove Bridge and the Anzac Bridge. And apparently it's
going to provide a connection to the future Eastern Harbor Tunnel.
These are just words I'm saying. I don't even know

(37:12):
what that means.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
Jeff, whereabouts you right now?

Speaker 4 (37:15):
I am sitting opposite Meccas and I haven't moved too
far in the last five minutes. Yes, this is at
the top of Jermoye Hill. The good thing is when
it is up and running, you can go straight to
the airport as well. Yeah, you'll go across Iron Cove
into the tunnel and then some magic takes you all
the way out to the airport. But this morning, if

(37:38):
you can avoid it, I don't know how you avoid it.
You'd have to go around the other side and across
the have a bridge. But it's disappointing for something that
had so much promise on day one and it's not good.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Can I ask you what the signage is like, Jeff?
Is it confusing?

Speaker 4 (37:52):
I can't see. Well, look at the signage last week. No,
it's not really. You you via right to get onto
the tunnel. It's pretty simple. You go, I want to
use the tunnel to get to work because I work
at Roselle. So they left and go across lanco Ainko Bridge.
But you just go right and you're on the tunnel.
That signs look fine.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Okay, Jed report Because the North Cannects, remember they do
the signage with that.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
It's a little bit, a little bit vague. So all
of a sudden, booya, you're paying eight bucks in tolls.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Well I found coming back from Newcastle. You blink and
you miss how to get back into it again.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Yeah, I know, to be fair. To be fair, you've
got loss going home from here.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Traffic, so you miss the Harbor Bridge, which has been
around since nineteenth.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
There are a lot of people like me who actually
need a bigger sign, people that you need a drive
big a sign that you shouldn't be driving.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Thanks, Jeff, Let's get on down to the jonesy matter
of answer, the pub test and today the Komonwealth Games.
Does it pass the pub?

Speaker 2 (38:51):
You may remember that Victoria walked away under Daniel Andrews
from hosting the twenty twenty six Commonwealth Games. Well it
seems that and then you know, the future of the
whole Games were thrown up in the air. Alberta, Canada
with drew support for the twenty thirty event as well,
and we all decided all thought maybe that was the
end of the commonov Games altogether. Well, enter Gina Reinhardt.

(39:13):
She's not funding it necessarily, but she has supported a
quest to have it split between the Gold Coast and Perth.
Let has been written to the government saying that we
can do a dual city approach. People have said, well,
that's ridiculous. We've got to have two athletes, villages, et cetera.
It's not going to work. And also they're saying look
sad as it is. The ear of the Commonwealth Games

(39:33):
is over. It doesn't make any money for the host
city though the Commonwealth Games in this letter of support
has said, you know, Australia is meant to be a
successful G twenty nation. We can't organize and funder Commonov Games.
It undermines our reputation. I meant sense of pride for
many countries around the world. A chance to invite Commonwealth
heads to Australia woohoo. So how do you feel? Should

(39:55):
we just let the Commonwealth Games go? Or is this
a good idea? Komonov game today past the pub test,
gam Nation, entertainment dialytize, put on your dance and shifts.

Speaker 4 (40:08):
Don't give me your best shot.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
With everything we need to know in entertainment, particularly about
Hall and Notes, we go straight to Emma Gillespie from
the Daily Os.

Speaker 18 (40:19):
Good morning a Hall and Oates turns Hall versus Oates.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
This is one of the more bizarre ones. This is disappointing.
I'm a big fan of Hall of Notes.

Speaker 18 (40:29):
Well, I mean they sold the most records of any
duo in history ever, which I didn't know, eight platinum albums,
six number ones. But there is trouble in Paradise because
Daryl Hall has filed a lawsuit and a restraining order
against man Mate or Notes. So this one is kind
of twofold. You've got like the legal thing that's happening

(40:51):
with the something to do with their sort of creative licensing.
So they've got their catalog and apparently Oats trying to
sell his share and Hall is trying to stop him
from doing that because they.

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Co wrote the songs, did they So they both own
the stuff, Yeah.

Speaker 18 (41:08):
Which is kind of unique for a duo. Normally you've
got like the one creative lead. But they are very
fifty to fifty in what they've made together. So Hall
is saying that he wants to sell this stuff. No sorry,
saying he wants to sell the licensing. Hall is saying,
you can't.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
And then that's the.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Language, that's the legal map that's so like him.

Speaker 18 (41:29):
Then we've got the restraining order, and no one really
knows what the restraining order is all about. I mean,
these guys are in their mid late seventies.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
So they performed together just recently.

Speaker 18 (41:38):
Yeah, they've toured on and off, like consistently since the seventies.
They've had hiatuses and long periods of sort of not
performing together, but they've never really busted up.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
There's some tension there. There was an.

Speaker 18 (41:49):
Interview a couple of years ago where Hall sort of
said that they weren't really partners. They haven't been creatively
aligned since the seventies, so I don't think they're friends,
but you know, colleagues who seem to have made it
work for long enough. But yeah, it's a little bit sad.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
It's hard being the creative and the driving force of
a duo.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Yes, where's this going? I'm wondering the same thing I
find me.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
I am the Hall to this show.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
You know, we've had this discussion before when I had
a day off with COVID. Now I worked from home,
but that's right. I had COVID, had one day off
and the next day Jonesy tried to do the show
on his own.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Try There was no try, right, but I did the
show on my.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
But the next day you said this the show was lacking.
Let's not argue as to who we are. Ill.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
I'm so hold, You've just deluded.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
I'm too unurey obviously, COVID has got to your brain
and that's the.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Fog claimed he'd be Hall.

Speaker 18 (42:53):
Well, I don't know if you'd want to be Hall
in this situation because he sounds like a bit of
a creative force.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
It doesn't sound very nice. Didn't he on the Weekend
or something perform a whole lot of songs on his own?

Speaker 18 (43:03):
Yes, So the rumors are that this all has to
do with Oats playing Hall and Oats songs on his
own in shows, but on the weekend Oats played heaps
of them.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
In jan Sorry, Yes, was the one with the big
lioning hair like a paddle pop line and a little
girl with the marc Yeah yeah.

Speaker 18 (43:22):
Yeah, so you've got big hair and mo That's how
I've been remembering them. And I was trying to think,
how do I explain this in terms of like the partnership,
And I was like, well, if Jonesy and a Manta
had you had all of your catalog of all of
your intellectual property, all your shows and hilarity and high jinks,
and one of you said I want to sell that
for a Mozza, and the other one was like, well, no,
we've got to hang on to it because maybe it'll

(43:44):
be worth more one day, or someone somewhere is streaming
it and we're making money all that because.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
You've got a look at the assets.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
Okay, so all my catchphrases would be am I sayings,
they're their mind.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
You can keep all your pun humor.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
You are free to take your catchphrases. Aren't yours? Catras
you've stolen them?

Speaker 1 (44:04):
No, No, not at all.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
And the first time I've heard the word intellectual used
in the phrase with either of us. This is a
big shame. This is a big shame because Hall of notes,
I'm into my yacht rock in a big way. I'm
big fans. Yeah, I'm big fans. I'm a big fan
of these two, and I'm disappointed to hear that it's
going to win badly.

Speaker 18 (44:21):
Well, especially the music is very cheery, even like the
lingering kind of sadder stuff. It's very upbeat. I've got
a few Hall and Oes songs in the office playlist,
and perhaps their beat gets into it. But it's not
really a surprise because Hall said years ago he didn't
interview in twenty twenty one, he said, never sell you're publishing.
Maybe if you're eighty years old and you decide to
retire then, but even then I wouldn't suggest it. I

(44:43):
don't believe in that concept. It's all that you have.
And this happened to Taylor Swift. Her record management Scooter Braun.
He sold her back catalog, she lost all of that,
and then exactly famously, she's re recorded it. It's kind
of worked out because she's made double the money, double
the records.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
You should re record all our show for two thousand
and five to now.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
But when they say about Hall of Notes, though, they said, well,
when you get close to eighty, they're getting close to eighty.

Speaker 18 (45:09):
They are, so maybe Oates has been waiting to get
close enough to eighty. He's got that quote framed above
the mantle and he's thinking, so was my time? Show
me the money?

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Our fellas get it together. The world needs Hall of Notes.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
The world does, but it's hard being whole. I'll tell you, okay, what.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Conversation to you?

Speaker 1 (45:33):
So it's I don't know, all is a captain of
industry US the.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Waker than in the background is a victim. Thank you,
thank you for bringing this up.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Nation podcast.

Speaker 19 (45:51):
When I want you to get on right now, I'm
taking pleasing windows your head I don't jell.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
Down to the jency.

Speaker 3 (46:05):
No matter as to the pub test Commonwealth Games does
it pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Well, we know that the Commonwealth Games have been scrapped
by Premier Dan Andrews for twenty twenty six. What's the
future of the Commonwealth Games? Who went, Yeah, it's too expensive,
We're not really that interested. Juna Ryan Hart has backed
a scheme where they would be co hosted between the
Gold Coast and Perth, saying that the athletes need it.

(46:29):
We're an important G twenty nation. We need to have
our reputation intact, important community event. How do you feel
about this? The Commonwealth Games? So they still pass the
pub test?

Speaker 17 (46:40):
I think it does for the athlete because for them
it's like a lead up to the Olympic Games.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
But for me, I can give it a miss.

Speaker 17 (46:46):
I watch for swimming that'd be better all because I
do like swimming. Individual sports are very very hard on
the athlete.

Speaker 8 (46:53):
So I think that's why they need the Commonwealth Games
because they need that competition with other people.

Speaker 9 (46:58):
Oh, I think you're past the PUBJIC. Anytime that athletes
get to participate in.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Sport and get ready for the Olympic So I think
it's really good. So yeah, I think your plass business.

Speaker 8 (47:06):
For Australia absolutely not the common Rock Hotel wanting dish
scene elevation to leave. We're going to become a republic.
You can't have events in pro and event in Queensland
and she teamed together. It's just the most ridiculous idea
I've ever heard. It's got the whole thing. It's something
from the bar.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Well, there you go. That's where Jinnah Greeks came from.
The Commonwealth Games.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Well, so do you still want to see them? Yes,
I'm happy for them to go. Podcast. The Prime Minister
of England, which she Sunak, has been mocked over the
weekend for not knowing how to use a hammer. So
he was visiting the Sunnybank Hills Complex sunny Bank Mills
Complex in Yorkshire on Thursday where he went to fashion

(47:54):
some metal at a jewelry studio and the vision went
national and international. I've seen it too of him hammering
some jewelry with the side of the hammer, not the
front of the hammer, the side of the hammer, and hilariously,
as you can imagine, this has just gone viral, people
saying what the hell has he never seen a hammer before.

(48:16):
How separate is he from reality that he doesn't know
what a hammer does and how to use it? And
then later on, which is almost disappointing. A political correspondent
the BBC said, this clip is going viral, but the
full unedited rushes of the clip show the woman actually
saying to him, use this bit and he says sideways
and she said yes. And as someone here said, look

(48:38):
there they go, ruining all the fun with accuracy and
responsible reporting. Don't want any of that.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
When when you were a kid at school, did you
ever do copper work? Remember you do copper work and
you have those hammers.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
That's what I used to do.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
There's a little part on the side of the hammer.
And when I saw Rishie doing that and everyone was
piling and I thought I had one of those hammers
where you do delicately delicate beating.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
But let's nice beat.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Well let's not, but still let's pile on, pile on.

Speaker 2 (49:04):
And not just that, there have been instances where there
is no excuse for when we see politicians trying to
do things naturally and they just can't. When they're going
about their campaigning, when they're meeting people shaking hands, wearing
hard hats and let us do ridiculous things. Let's talk
about Tony Abbott visiting a fruit and vegmarket run picking
up a piece of fruit. He bit into a raw onion,

(49:24):
remember that.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
And he said he wanted to do He said, he
meant ready to do it. Who's testing the onion? Testing
the produce?

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Really lucky to pick up a carrot? Where would you
have put her?

Speaker 1 (49:34):
What about Bill Short and eating the sausage on the bread.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
This is the thing that politicians hate being seen. They
know they'll be photographed eating a sausage front on. So
we've had in the past Bill Short and biting into
a sausage in bred sideways. And we've also had British
ex pome Minister David Cameron eating a hot dog with
a knife and fork, eating to avoid biting it head on.

(49:58):
But also remember Bill short and running one of the greats.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
And we had him on our show and I asked
him about it. He got all se him a bit
hurt and I said, I said, I was just worried
about your arches because you're running very flat footed.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
So this was only days before the unlosable election. He
looked like either he's been chased by a tsunami or
a monster because he runs with his heels flapping.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Them from a disaster, because you haven't.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
When people run from a disaster, they don't run regularly,
and they're running for their lives.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
He was probably self conscious because the cameras were there,
and this is what happened when you try and do
something naturally. He lost the unw losable election because of
days later. What about Scott Morrison doing some welding. Describe
how that went.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
So he's.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
He's got the welding mask and I've used to weld
and I know it is quite because if you get
the arc and it catches you by surprise, the arc
is when the stick connects.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
With the job that you work in.

Speaker 3 (50:53):
He's stuffed up the time, so he's gone too close
in the arcs. What you should do is put your
you line up the world, then you put your hair mask.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
Down and then you got the timing wrong. They did.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
How he did not fray his eyeballs, I do not know.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
But one of our remember Jeremy Corbyn, another UK politician,
and he's got his arm around a female politician and
he goes into a high five he misses her hand
completely and presses her bosom. That was one of my favorites.
But let's not go past Linda Hurley. Now, this is
our Governor General's wife. And every time there's an event

(51:31):
when politicians, dignitaries whoever, they are visiting countries all around
the world. At every event, she sings this and tries
to get them to join in. When he's opening a
school in Avatour or something, and that's all.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
Well and good, but then then she sort of goes
a bit off peace to a little bit.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
She writes things for specific events. For example, when they
were opening the Shepherd Center.

Speaker 16 (51:55):
The Shepherd Center was founded by a marther and dad.
Their children needed some help to hear so they would
not be sad. This carpook called the Shepherds wanted children
to listen and speak. They searched and went to Los
Angeleles were clinic.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Had methods they tweeked very good.

Speaker 16 (52:19):
The shep'ser kiss the gift of hearing.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Thank you for the job. I believe you might not
thank you.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Your your hearing is restored and then you hear that
or not for me. Thanks.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
That is the wife of the Governor General.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Yeah, great, gam Nation.

Speaker 10 (52:39):
Jonesy and Amanda in the morning one o one point
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Speaker 1 (52:44):
Right, what song were we meant to be playing here?

Speaker 8 (52:46):
Happy?

Speaker 1 (52:46):
Well? Get rid of that? Put this on?

Speaker 3 (52:48):
This is Remember the song get It On being Gone
by t Rex? Yes, and you remember the power stationed
a version of this back in the eighties. I reckon,
This is the best version I've ever heard in my life.
And we're playing for the first time right now. It's
Simple Minds and ice House together at last, Get it
On Banger Gone.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Jim Kerr joining us next twenty three past eight gem
Nation WSFM. Hello there, it's Jonesy Demanda.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
It's the first time I've heard that in full, ice
House with Simple Minds Get it On, bang a Gone?

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Good?

Speaker 2 (53:18):
Really is that? Of course? It's a remake of the
classic t Rex hit Get It On. Simple Mind's and
ice House together and this song drops today. But they
are also touring together next year.

Speaker 1 (53:30):
Yeah, looking forward to catching up with them. Always a
treat to catch up with.

Speaker 9 (53:33):
Jim Kerr, Hello, Amanda, Jusie greets Assauld you mate.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
I just love that so much. You know what it
reminds me of? In the eighties, there was a band
in Australia called the Party Boys.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
I don't know if you're for me with them, but
they used to just do great, great covers and stuff.
But it's got a real it's just got that grunty
balls to the wall rock that we've been missing for
so long. You've brought it back.

Speaker 9 (53:56):
Well, got a hand it to Avana's gang. I mean
actually going way back with them Flowers if you remember,
they always did great couple of versions too, and I
think he's good to see they've kept that gone. For me,
it's particularly exciting because the first record I ever bought
was t Rex and get it on Well it was
the album actually Electric Warrior. So here we are a

(54:20):
few years later and it sounds great. It sounds great.
You know when you make music dreamer here on the
radio and that's the first time.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
So well done, great, it's absolutely fabulous. I didn't realize
that you had toured together with Ice House or maybe
they were Flowers in was it forty years? It happened
in nineteen ninety one, be forty years. I thought that
was about twenty years ago. But so you've got you
guys go back together ages, don't you.

Speaker 9 (54:51):
Yeah, it was kind of like a shouldent exchange. Really,
I think the way it worked these were with us
first in the UK and and then we came over
a couple of months later and literally we knew, we
knew know fucking a show. You're apart from ice House
and well the management at the time, and we went
around in fact, great memories. I mean most of the

(55:13):
gigs we went by boss it was us ice House
and you remember the great the vinyls. Oh, it was
amazing and for us, you know, to be well, to
be with great bands, for something, to be with great people.
And they really, I mean we didn't know anyone. They
took us home with the shows all around, just fantastic memories.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Last time we spiked you you were just about to
come out here, but then the concert got canceled because
of the pandemic has things playing in that time.

Speaker 9 (55:43):
Well we just you know, probably like everyone. I mean,
it was the worst, the worst thing, but we got
on with it. We managed to somehow make a record
and now it's obviously great to get the chance again
to come back down Australia.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Yeah, well this song is the one that's going to
do it. I just love it. It just sounds so good.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Will you still be traveling around together in a bus
like now that you're you know, more esteemed musicians. Do
you go by you know, different kind of transport now?

Speaker 9 (56:12):
Oh no, I'll be a Scotsman. You watch the payments,
you know, and you'll.

Speaker 7 (56:19):
Be doing.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
You'll be doing a whip around with the guys from
ice has that gay boys going to chip in for petrol?

Speaker 1 (56:27):
It's expensive?

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Whose house are we staying at?

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Who's got the divan?

Speaker 6 (56:32):
You?

Speaker 9 (56:33):
What I remember? I remember that bus because we're playing
pubs and clubs. Let's see the facilities? Well the best
that was a swear old boss.

Speaker 18 (56:41):
I mean, yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Won't see Just bring your ex owner.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
Well that's all you need exactly. It's always great to
talk to you.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Ice House and Simple Minds have released today their new
single get It On You've heard it is so good and.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
We look forward to the Australian too.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
And mate.

Speaker 9 (57:02):
A right thank you. I was riches. I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
We do to thank you, Jim.

Speaker 12 (57:08):
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Speaker 3 (57:14):
People, everybody, I tell you what about fifty years A
mushroom concert last night was great?

Speaker 1 (57:24):
I watched that on Channel seven.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Did they have Mushroom Lady there allegedly allegedly Mushroom.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Lady I made of anyone. He wasn't the opening ac no,
no thanks, I'm backing off the carbs. It was so good,
Barnzy doing Working class Man and what was the other
one he did?

Speaker 3 (57:46):
He did two great songs, working class Man and you
know you know that one no second prize because Michael
Glinski was instrumental in barnsy solo career and they were
very good mates. But this, this show was great, and
this is celebrating fifty years of Mushroom and there was
a whole bunch of great, great artists before me. I
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(58:10):
remember Skyhoks, Remember Shirley Strawn Skyhoks living in the seventies.

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To different liquid to it.

Speaker 13 (58:18):
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Speaker 2 (58:31):
Another tale to come it?

Speaker 14 (58:33):
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Brilliant?

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And I worked I just said this. I got a
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Speaker 2 (58:47):
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Speaker 3 (58:51):
After Woollongong and then but I did late nights at
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Speaker 3 (59:04):
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Jonesy Shell and Imber Sheelle goet, I mate, you know
I've heard a lot about you, and I'm just going,
Sirley Straw knows who I am.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
This is this is like the big time. I couldn't
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Speaker 3 (59:27):
And you know the saddest thing about how I discovered
when Shaw passed away was that a maid of mine
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you to know before it gets to the news, Shell's
died in a helicopter crash. And at that point I'm
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like we weren't really great mates or anything, but we
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(59:48):
to see that in the news a maid of yours
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the media.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
I totally have total empathy for that.

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Actually, the bull Sisters couldn't go any higher. They said,
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