FULL SHOW: The Jonesy & Larry Emdur Show

While Amanda Keller's away, our special fill-in hosts come to play!

Today's co-host is none other than drum roll LARRY EMDUR! 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, hello there, what a show was today?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Larry Emder joined us and he was fantastic because Larry
is along and he's campaigning for the gold LOGI we
thought about your time on a game show. The tribal
drum will beat for that. Why not have two men
discuss women wearing g strings at water parks?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
That as that passed the pub test.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Also m gillespie with that's entertainment and some more bizarre
moments from the games over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Enjoy the podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
That the miracle of recording. We have so many requests
for them to do it again.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Mistress Amanda's mis Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Friend making the tools of the train.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot. The
legendary poet Jersey and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Congratulations, you're doing a great job for anyone but your
Selfie Giant good radio. Sorry but it's a tongue tongue twist.
Set Amanda's shoot timing. We're on the air top of
the Mighty too. Jim I right, how are you warning? Champ? Champ? Yeah?

(01:22):
How'd you go with your soccer on the weekend? But
we drew one or trough. Yeah. So it was a
good game. Good game. Yeah. Composition do you play?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
I play on the wing, so vital position. Yeah, and
I thought I had a pretty good game.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
So you did, all right?

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I did all right? Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Wing's a big deal because we were talking to Liz
Ellis on Friday, and I know she's a netballer.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yeah, but wing is a pretty fancy because.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
You're part of the transition from the defense to the attack.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
So so are you transitioning now? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
So I was pretty sore.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
Actually, I thought about not coming in today, but then,
you know, I realized how much this show really relies
on me. So sure to be here for you, the listener.
That's what I did for you, our one listener.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
We've got Amanda is way on assignment. I just heard
that she's at Johannesburg Airport. She's about to get on
the plane and she's going to be flying home. So
she should be here Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Oh along for time.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
She's got a fly to Perth and then oh it's
a whole thing anyway. While she's away, she's left us
with a cavalcade of great stuffs. Haven't we had some
great people on the show. We had Liz Ellis. On Friday,
we had Julie Goodwin, Tom McKenny, he was great, Tod McKenney,
Scottie cam was great, Angela Bishop was great, Jessic Garau

(02:39):
what a ray of sunshine?

Speaker 1 (02:41):
And today Amanda, who do we have? Hello, Brendan.

Speaker 7 (02:44):
Look, I can't come to the radio right now. I'm
shoring up my career in case all this fails. I
mean sorry, let me read that again. I'm on assignment.
That doesn't mean, though, that you have to be lonely.
And that's why I've enlisted one of the best in
the bees. He is the nicest, most professional man in
the history of the world. I wonder what it's like
to work with someone like that.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Anyway, is some of his work? Are you ready to when.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
W inspired you to become a game show host?

Speaker 1 (03:13):
What's that issue? On one show? We deal with it lately.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
We bend it and we break it and web it slightly.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
We're talking about Sorry, carry on with the scripts. All
make sense, smiling about come on down, Larry MD Larry
EMDA on the show today. I'm excited about that massive
Matt big deal. That's a big, big deal.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
We look forward to lads joining us on the show.
We've got all the other things coming back as well.
Instagram makes us return.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
And we can't do anything to we do the Magnificent seven.
Question one that okay if I do.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
This, sure, okay, get on your chair, which.

Speaker 6 (03:51):
Is which Australian actor is famous for playing the character.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Wolverineamnation, we have for you the Magnificent seven. There are
seven questions. Can you go all the way and answer
all seven questions correctly? If you do that, Amanda will say.

Speaker 7 (04:03):
I'm not here, I'm an assignment. I'm over here.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
But it's about getting questions seven right. Chris is in
pressed and tell her Chris very well hours the weekend.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Oh too bad, but yeah, I had it last it
last week two weeks ago.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
Yeah, you were coffin terrible. You weren't laughing at my
jokes because I did. You just have a coffin.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
It's terrible. This is no good.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Let's see we can try and get you some prizes
to make you feel better. Chris Chris, which Australian actor
is famous for playing the character Wolverine. Oh, Jason, our boy, huge,
I haven't seen have you seen dead Pool?

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Wolverine?

Speaker 3 (04:43):
You said, it Yo, Yeah, super funny, so down to it.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
The song Careless Whisper Chris features a famous solo from
what instrument?

Speaker 8 (04:55):
A sexophone?

Speaker 1 (04:59):
That's some saxomo, ma'am.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Let's play the not so secret sound? What is this sound? Chris?

Speaker 8 (05:19):
Let's try a little guitar.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Things are doing circle things. Chris is unwell and you've gone.
We didn't know what it was. Circle things. I said,
squeal like a pig. Would that help you? Thirteen ws
FM is our number. Let's just ever listen again.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
It's good to hear. Do you know the answer to that?
Chen Zy the Man Sam podcast. We're enter the Man.
We're playing me not so secret sound? What is this sound? Macaroni? Indeed,

(06:07):
Ron is in Helensburg.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Hello, run Hi, how.

Speaker 8 (06:10):
Are you good?

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Thanks? Ron? Do you know what that sound is?

Speaker 8 (06:14):
Is it a bejo?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
It's a banjo. You'd probably get a few banjo's in Helensburg,
wouldn't you know. I'm not cast seeing any sort of
like stereotypes, but you know, I think of Helensburg.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
I think like there might be some banjo picking.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Which animal has nicknamed has the nickname sea cow and
used to be mistaken for mermaids by sailors.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Was it the manatee? Was it the dugong? Or was
it the walrus? One of those used to be mistaken
by for mermaids by sailors. Jug No, like, yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Think they all look white.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
They all look the same to you, are they Roberts
in Richmond, Good morning, Robbie.

Speaker 9 (06:59):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
The old school sailors.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
They used to and it was called a sea cow,
but they used to be mistaken for mermai mates by sailors.
They'd spend a lot of time at sea, and so
anything looked good to them. Was it the manatee or
was it the waldos?

Speaker 10 (07:14):
It was the meditative, the manita.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Indeed, yes, there was many months at sea and then
they'd see that Manita and they go, oh.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Hey, he's all right, you go out in the ocean.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
A lot had that happen. I've seen many.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Amanite which music festival is known for its iconic peace,
love and music theme.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
It took place back in nineteen sixty nine.

Speaker 11 (07:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Thanks Rob Graham's in South Penrith, Marin Gondee, Rayam.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Which music festival is known for its iconic peace, love
and music theme.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
It took place back in nineteen sixty nine, year of
my birth, and it was Woodstock, Woodstock, What a time?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
In what decade was the construction of the Sydney Tower
finished Sydney Town?

Speaker 9 (08:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Which decade?

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Do we?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Is it random choic? Is it multiple choice? Well? What decade?

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Think about it? So they started building it in the
seventies and then it was finished.

Speaker 10 (08:21):
I reckon was the eighties?

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Of course it was the eighties.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
You know that that's when governments could actually build stuff
like the metro rail. At the moment, which former Sunrise
host has announced she's leaving Channel seven, Graham.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Come on, oh man, look you know there's a quiz show. Okay,
you know I just gave you the answers as much
as I wanted.

Speaker 11 (08:46):
Sam Hormitage.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Wow, yes, Sam Hermitage, she was there for I want
to guess twenty one years.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Congratulations, my man, you've won the jam back.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
It's all coming away a two hundred and fifty dollars
batch at a Holy Molly golf club like.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Golf, but fun. Two hundred dollars to spend at home.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Beautiful Shop, your new favorite online shopping destination for trending
home wears art and Interiors and Jonesie, Demanda Coach, Jews,
Feed the Color and some Sandar Penel's Crime.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Anything you'd like to add to this. Thank you very
much and what a great start to all week. Thank
you so much, well said Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Let's get started, le braise yourself, bring it home.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Amanda's away. She is on assignment. I told you I'm
not here.

Speaker 7 (09:38):
I'm on assignment in this corner of the room.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
And she is heading back and I believe she'll be
back on Wednesday. But in the meantime were fumbing through
the Germanak, a big.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Book of musical facts. This is in this on this day.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
In nineteen seventy eight, the Rolling Stones released their hit
miss You. You know the bi iconic baseline.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
For this song so good.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Van Halen thought, you know what, we might nick that
and push it in their push comes to or put
it in their push comes to Shove baseline song.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
He listen, this is a push comes to shove. Let's
go with the Stones van Halen.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Although if you're steal from me, you've stolen twice. There's
the Rolling Stones and from there let's put on the
og sham. I was away this weekend, but I managed
to flip in and out of the games. Our boy,
Gray Morris, Gray Morris in the windsurfing, Yeah, silver medal.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
And they said he'd never make it. He had all
the hallmarks of a beer commercial. They said he was
no good, he was never going to make it. No
one wants to train him. He even said himself, I'm
sailing like an idiot. And then he came back and he.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Did it in shopping waters. By the looks of it
as well.

Speaker 6 (10:57):
I mean, I don't really understand windsurfing, but we were
having a look before windsurf.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, and I sometimes call it swearing a lot of
the time. It's the dumbest sport I've ever done. And
I've done many dumb sports in my life, but windsurfing,
because there might be a bit where you get a
bit of a swirly bit of wind and the so
goes ripped out of your hand and.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
He's like twenty or something, and he's a big unit
mass and he's on one of those.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Because windsurfing's dumb already, and then they make it extra
dumb by putting it on a foil, so that makes
it even harder.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
And so our boy is ever known?

Speaker 2 (11:29):
Gray is now got the silver medal other sports. Did
you see Anthony Amoretti. He's the pole voulder, the Parisian.
Is he from France?

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yeah he is? Yeah, yeah, so he's the Parisian pol voulda.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
I didn't see this, but on Sunday morning he knocked
the bar over with his old fella, so he cleared
the pole.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Yeah. I kind of want to I want to watch it.
I think we're allowed.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Yeah, we're not allowed to commentate on it, but I'm
pretty sure we're allowed to disturb.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Get it up on the screen there, mate, there he is. Okay, gee,
that's high. Isn't it penalized?

Speaker 3 (12:12):
Indeed?

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Wow? Were you you know, would you tuck that?

Speaker 11 (12:16):
The like?

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Clearly the kid's blessed. It's the isn't it away from him?

Speaker 2 (12:27):
To just follow the story of the German Robert Farkin
and the Ossie oliver Ware. They're in the running race
of the fifteen hundred meter running race, and.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
She's hard one for the commentators, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Once again, we're not allowed to do any commentary. I
would have loved to have heard the commentary. But there's
a picture of falcon and whw together there and fucking won?
Oh came okay last? But fuck okay fucking won. And
then while we're on the fun names, what about the
Chinese die? Did you like those guys? They call Day

(13:02):
or y Long and Zong Wang Zongyan Wang and they're
on the They're in the synchronized springboard diving event.

Speaker 6 (13:10):
Long and Wang Long and wangz that's the show.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Tip to take over Jones and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
I think it's already happening over a two day event.
They went one goal though, so there you go.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Well, congratulations to Long and Wang.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
Good on you. And what happen to Farkin? It doesn't matter?

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Nation WSFM, Hello there, it's jonesy demand. Amanda is away
on assignment and we have a special guest co host
filling her capable shoes today.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Amanda, Hello Brendon.

Speaker 7 (13:42):
Look, I can't come to the radio right now. I'm
shoring up my career in case all this fails. I
mean sorry, let me read that again. I'm on assignment.
That doesn't mean, though, that you have to be lonely.
And that's why I've enlisted one of the best in
the bees. He is the nicest, most professional man in
the history of the world.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
I wonder what it's like to work with someone like that. Anyway,
is some of his work? Are you ready? Tom?

Speaker 4 (14:06):
We did lately, we and we break it and we
rubbed it slightly.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Talk sorry, carry on with the script like sence.

Speaker 8 (14:14):
Smiling.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
That's right, Come on down, Larry m D. Look at
you man, he's here. Oh that is the most beautiful
introduction I've ever had.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
That just happened.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Wow. Can I have that as my ring tone? Of
course you can, of course you get mote surry.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Thank you for coming in. Firstly, you're no stranger to radio.
You worked on radio at Mixed.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
One and six point five, Mix one of six point
five and whatever it was before that.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
But yes, there was two e W two U W
then to mix.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
These days it's just the pioneering him, the pioneering days,
back in the good old back when we called it
the wireless and now but look at you, Look at you.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Look at that hair. Is that real hair? It's fake?
Here it sounds beautiful.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Now I've gone working on the devon patch at the back.
It's just happening. But this isn't about me.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
This is about you. Okay, You've got your chilt for
the Gold LOGI yeah, that's Do you think he can
do it? I think no, I don't think I can.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Why not because all those other guys are superstars and
they're unreal and and I'm excited to be there, like
I'm flattered. I think it's fantastic, I really am. But
you know, those guys are serious primetime superstars. But it's
nice Erwin's got the kids that everyone's got, like twenty
one hundred million.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Followers, and that's yeah, and they'll just vait for any
anything and they'll just that's right. But he's also so like,
you know, he's to reflesh. You do a campaign because
it works. When I campaigned for Amanda to get her?
How that go?

Speaker 8 (15:42):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (15:43):
On the strength of that alone, I do not want
you managing my campaign? Are you sure? Just stay Amanda? Amada?
How did they go? Well? It was a close second, right, Yeah?
I think I don't forget another.

Speaker 12 (15:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
Anyway, But it's not about Amanda and past failures and
things like that.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
This is about you, all right, what are you going
to do with my campaign?

Speaker 10 (16:02):
Then?

Speaker 4 (16:02):
How how are you going to get on top of
Robert Whowin's four hundred and seventy five billion followers.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
We'll work on this, and I'm worried about you today
because you've got to do the morning show.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Yeah, what time's that?

Speaker 4 (16:14):
Well, we start at nine o'clock, but I do a
Sunrise promo at eight thirty. So you've got to be
what time do you have to be at a here rat? Well, well,
i've got a chopper, as you know, what do you do? Well,
I've got I've got two chops, Polly, I got two
choppers in case one breaks down.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
So I reckon, I reckon hard out at eight o'clock,
hard out of it.

Speaker 4 (16:34):
So if you've got if you've got a Robert Irwin
standing by or Grant Dania, whoever comes in at eight o'clock,
that's good, then I can bowl.

Speaker 12 (16:39):
Daniel's under the desk. He's he's waiting to give it again. Yeah,
I mean he's standing up, but he's still under the desk.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
It's weird.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Love, Grant Larry, you are one of the greatest quiz
masters in the business, and that's why we've enlisted you
to help with Instagram.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
That's coming up next. Okay, so you got your question
asking pants on? I didn't.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Oh, I'd thought it was a no pants day. It's
a question I'll slip on that's.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Coming up next.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
If you'd like to meet with Larry and have a
crack at Instagram, win possibly two thousand dollars, give us
a call thirteen WSFM.

Speaker 1 (17:10):
We'll do that for your next Jeff jam Nation, what's
a free mon instances and Amanda's come on down.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
You have ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You
can pass if you don't know an answer. We'll come
back to that question if time permits. If you get
all the questions right, one thousand dollars. But wait, there's more.
If you get all ten questions correct, you can double
your one thousand dollars with one bonus question.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
You get it right, you win two thousand dollars. You
get it wrong, you get nothing.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Guest co host today is Larry MdeR And if I
was going to say Wheelhouse, this is you, your host, Jace.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
I do this stuff in my sleep, I asked myself.
I wake up my wife in the middle of the
night and ask a question.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
Mate, this is what I do. See answers usually no.
By the way, you appreciate she appreciate that. We're going
to Emma of Seven Hills. Hello, Emma, Hello, gentlemen, how
are you hey? Emma? Hi, Emma, Hi.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
I thinks I think Emma may be voted for Julia
Morris for logis by the sound.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
Emma, do you think Larry can win the Gold LOGI?
Would you vote for Larry?

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (18:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Because every time it's very I.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Will say, this voting procedure, it's like putting a da
into council to build up a goal.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
It's very complicated.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
But Emma, you have to You've got to vote for
Larry because I think if anyone deserves to get the Gold.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
LOGI, it's Larry m done most definitely. Anyway, Emma, it's
not about me, it's about you. It's about you.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
So you're ready, Okay, I'm going to hand you over
to a book quiz master, Larry M Emma.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
All right, start after the first question. Here we go.
What is kindy short for kindergarten? Correct? Traditionally? What color
is a traffic cone?

Speaker 13 (19:00):
Orange?

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Correct?

Speaker 4 (19:01):
Polly wants a cracker is famously said by which animal.

Speaker 8 (19:06):
Apparent?

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Correct? What is the main ingredient in sarte sauce? True?
Or that's gone?

Speaker 4 (19:21):
I keep going, Larry.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
I was just going to keep going. Give you the money,
give you the car, give you the white goods.

Speaker 8 (19:27):
All right, I'll give you the gold LOGI.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
I'm sorry about that, Emma, what are you?

Speaker 8 (19:32):
No?

Speaker 1 (19:33):
No, you hate me?

Speaker 11 (19:34):
Now?

Speaker 1 (19:34):
That didn't work. I never could never i'ming here to
make friends. Now Emma hates me.

Speaker 13 (19:39):
I never would.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
I'm sure Emma will get past it. I think it's okay.
Em I'll give you some one hundred bucks for your graceries. Okay,
you carry on.

Speaker 8 (19:45):
Oh, thank you, have a great day.

Speaker 9 (19:47):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Em Sham Notion podcast filling Amanda's capable shoes while she's
an assignment with Dr Chris Brown somewhere in Africa.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
She's winging her way back to ARUs. But Larry, I'm
just so we are so privileged that you're here.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Well, thank you for having me and over here in
Amanda's shoes.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
They're quite quite uncomfortable. They're a big pair of compas.
They really are great to see you. Thank you for
having me in. That's good. You've hosted a lot of
game shows seven Hot Time and fifty.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Currently you're doing the Chase, Yes, and you're up for
the Gold Lugly A leggy because of the Chase or
is it because.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Of your work on the Morning Show? Well, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
I think it's just because I've been around for so long.
Probably that might be all these horrible shows. Well, Morning
Show's been seventeen years r Yes, so Chase has been
the last couple of years.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
So maybe it's I don't know. I remember before you
got the Morning Show you said to me, you said,
that's it. I'm done. I'm done.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
He's not going to be my future anymore. I'm just
going to do something else. Yes, And what are you
going to work down at JB High Fi. I'd be
very good at I'm such a good people person.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
You know, you're too enthusiastic to work at JB High Fight.
Have you ever been in there? It's like they're doing
your favor? Sorry, mate, we don't have that. It's just
a mobile phones. Can you imagine me working at JB
High Fight.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
Someone's looking at the telephones and I'm like up behind them,
going all right, put them in order from least expensive
to most expensive.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
I'd be good in you know, I would be good
in it.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
I think you'd be good at anything you turn your
hand at. But I look at the history of you
through TV shows game shows? Yeah, how many TV game
shows have you hosted?

Speaker 1 (21:18):
I reckon it doesn't it doesn't about it does so
off the top of your head, can you so? Obviously?

Speaker 11 (21:23):
So?

Speaker 4 (21:23):
Started with family double there yep, nineteen eighty eighty eight probably,
then the main event, then prices right cash bonanza over
on Channel nine.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Chance or coincidence? I forget which was? Doesn't matter, but
it's not important. Now you know what details? I know
you're on details, chance or coincident?

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Another series of prices right, Surprise Wedding with Sonya Krueger. Yes,
star Struck was another star string in competition, and that's
where people would dress up. Yes, yes, but there'd be
a lot of blackface involved in that as well. Well,
there's a lot of dressing up.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
There was. There's a lot of dressing up for people
pretending to be other arts. Scared Mary, It's okay, I
take full responsibility.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Surprise Celebrity Dog School. Oh, who could ever forget Celebrity
Dog School?

Speaker 2 (22:14):
That's a rhetorical question. Everyone has forgotten celebrity. Isn't it
true that someone went and bought a dog just to
go on that show?

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Not only that Jonesy, someone didn't have a dog, so
we rented a dog for them. But I don't want
to take away from the magic of television.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
That is worried he said too much? Yeah, Wheel of
Fortunate Prices.

Speaker 9 (22:31):
Right.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Three, Celebrity splash and now the Chase and I reckon.
There's a couple more that I've my therapist has made
me forget. Have you ever been on a game show
Sailor of the Century one time?

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Right?

Speaker 4 (22:43):
And my question that got me knocked out? Which one
of the seven deadly sins starts with S?

Speaker 11 (22:48):
And?

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Of course I said sex. Of course I said sex.
But apparently you'd know this.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
It's not sex. Is that the sloth? But sloth? I
didn't know that.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
And Glenn Ridge is looking at me like, you can't
say sex on this show. I'm like, well, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Did he say nice? Prize? Nice? You're not going through?
How do I get on a game chef?

Speaker 2 (23:10):
I want to get to be a contestant because I
would imagine you have to act like a right dumbo
because they don't want to give the money away?

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Is that fair to say?

Speaker 14 (23:18):
What?

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Can you rephrase the question? Please?

Speaker 4 (23:21):
So you've got to act like a right dumb as
a contestant.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
As a contestant, you've got to not know what you're
talking about. And then they go, we'll give it to
old mate because he doesn't know anything, and then he's
not going to win the car or them.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
No, I don't think that's entirely they want or they
want someone that's quite chatty.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
I think you're bitter and twisted. I don't think that's true.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
And well, you know, on the chase, you want to
pass a little trivia quest to a little trivia test,
to audition properly on Prices right. You know, you wanted
to be colorful and larger than life, and people would
tell lies to get on. This is the thing on
Prices right, And they'd come through in the morning and
the producers would say, you know, why should we choose.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
You as well?

Speaker 4 (23:59):
Well, my grandfather went to the moon and all these
great stories. But because we were recording late at night,
that had forgotten the lives that told to get on.
So I'm like, so you you wrote a camel around austradio.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
What did I oh that?

Speaker 2 (24:18):
You know? I reget the tribal drum will be for
this my time on a game show. I'd love to
hear the intel. The inside is pacious so much.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Amanda and I.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
They once pitched a show for us to hand a
host and it was called Children and Animals And we're
hosting a game show and you know, the old thing
don't work.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
The animals.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
It was having children and animals on the show. It
was possibly the dumbest show. I've ever been involved with
it I've done.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
How was it? Well, it never never saw the light
of day.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
But I just remember when this giant pig, this giant
sow reached up and almost ate me, like the out
of the sty.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
See that's good television, And I thought, that's good.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
No one's going to see this but the South and
everyone's laughing, and they had a studio.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Audience and everything. No one saw it.

Speaker 15 (25:09):
I think that show is now called I'm a celebrity,
Get out of here. Well this is great basis. Amanda
is on assignment and we've had capable guests coming in
each day filling in up until this point.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
It's been your most capable. I think everyone has been fantastic.
And I'm not being You're good, You're so good, No,
I just love Scottie cam was great. Jessica Rowe was great.
Liz Ellis was great on Friday. You know what I
find about it, I just find I'm learning something about
and I miss Amanda very much on the show because
it's like you're a team. Throw the ball to the

(25:43):
person and they should ball up. And this has made
me appreciate radio a bit more so. But to have
people like yourself coming, I really I'm very grateful.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
It's great to say thank you for inviting me.

Speaker 2 (25:53):
And also we get to find the intel about the
inner working Larry Mda.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what what? Not much going on in there?
Sorry to disappoint. He drives a toy at a highlights.
That's good. Yet you're also hosting The Chase and the
morning show.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
We're going to get you out of here at eight
o'clock this morning, so Kylie is not worried about you.
But also you host the Chase, and you've gone from
strength to strength with that shows.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
It's been a funky couple of years and I love it. Yeah,
it came out of nowhere. From now I thought I
was done. You and I talk about this. We've talked
about game shows for one hundred years.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah, my TV and game show thing is done. I
have auditioned for every show.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Yeah, but you say that next minute, your audition is
another show.

Speaker 2 (26:34):
I just can't, you know, I can't audition well because
what happens. I go there and I instantly think this
isn't going to happen, and then I.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
It's a good way to come in an audition. Maybe
that's why I got Maybe that's why I got it.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
You never did over to here about my X Factor audition.
They rang me and they said, we'd like you to
host the Xpact. Oh okay, sure, So I go along there,
I do the thing and they said, okay, now turn
the page. Firstly, I decided to grow my hair long,
so I had this long surf yere which looked dreadful.
So I'm in a makeup and the lady said, I said,
what can we do with this? And she goes, I
don't know, it's dreadful. Well okay. And then so I

(27:09):
go through the script and I said, okay, page two
of the script and I said, what there's more?

Speaker 1 (27:15):
You only committed the front page. And then I follow
and welcome. That's all you got through.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
And then I walked past and there's Jason Dundas without
a shirt on reading a script, right, and I thought, well,
he's got the gig.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Yeah, I show you didn't want to quickly rip your
shirt off and shave your hair.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
That's how I ended up on the real four monty,
of course, but in the meantime the travel drums beating
for my time on a game shows.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
But as a special quiz, what he can test Christine's joy?
You didn't get a giar those people, Christine? How are you?

Speaker 16 (27:50):
Hiy?

Speaker 17 (27:51):
HOWI hi?

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Larry, Hey Christine?

Speaker 17 (27:54):
We love the chaser every afternoon and good luck for
the goal.

Speaker 14 (27:58):
My story.

Speaker 17 (28:00):
I was on Wheel Fortune and my baby at the
time was only six weeks old when they called me up,
so of course I was breastfeeding. And when they do
the five shows in a day, I said, please put
me on the first one because it'd be highly embarrassing
for my boobs to explode on national television. Anyway, I
was there and you know how they always say a

(28:22):
letter and they say, you know, n for Nelly, and
then they go bob bowl, that's not in the phrase.
They came to me, I spun the wheel, and of
course I said baby brain and Finelli and they went,
oh no, Christine. And this was on national television and
my husband is up in the crowd with a big
l on his forehead with his fingers.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Go and loser.

Speaker 17 (28:43):
They just said that, Oh no, that was highly embarrassing.
But I did win a wine.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Fridge which was very old. That's always good for a
breastfeeding mother. And who was the host?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Who was the host at the time, Christine?

Speaker 1 (28:58):
His name was John and was so Faulkner with baby
John Burgess. Was he with mustache or without mustache? Always
with mustache? He was with No, he did a bit
of time without them. I remember that, did he? Yeah,
that's doing so, that's touring as we speak.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
So Christine, you left a baby at home and you
got another baby in the studio.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
And finally two babies. Yeah, you get that a lot.

Speaker 17 (29:21):
I will never ever forget that.

Speaker 1 (29:23):
But can I say that's not baby brain. That happens
to a lot of people.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Yeah, on game shows, because you're good at home, you're
sitting on the lounge, you got to glass of wine
and yelling out the answers. But then you get in there,
it's the lights and the cameras. I'm yelling at you.
A lot of people, a lot of people crumble with you.
Or they turned to sex like you did. When a
lot of people turn to sex even away from game shows.
Apparently it's a new thing. And you're on sale and
the sentry. Thank you, Christine. Jackie has joined us.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Hey guys, are going Jackie? Hey, Jackie, tell us about Hello.
Put my time on a game show, Jackie.

Speaker 10 (29:54):
Well, I was on the Chase with the one and
only Larry Mda.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Here we go, what you say with one of Andrew
Keith and lovely.

Speaker 10 (30:02):
Hi, I'm so I'm so excited to be reunited with
my close personal friend Larry Mda. We spent an afternoon together.
I would say that everybody, if you can, have an opportunity.

Speaker 9 (30:14):
To go on this show.

Speaker 10 (30:15):
It was so much fun. But the TV studio was
like going into a Vegas casino.

Speaker 8 (30:21):
Because you took my phone, you.

Speaker 10 (30:23):
Took my Apple Watch. It was simultaneously the darkest and
lightest place I've ever been in my life. I had
no idea how long I was in there, but I
came out eleven thousand dollars reach out, are you Jackie?

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Fantastic?

Speaker 2 (30:36):
So this has been the air, obviously, because it's got
to go to air to get the money.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
That's the thing, isn't it? Oh, Larry's girls, Jackie.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Now now that we're now that you know, I can
talk to you and away from the studio, away from
the formalities and the legalities. When we take your phone,
we hack it and we buy things with your credit cards, oh.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Your details leave? I leave there every day.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
After shooting three episodes with you know, like twelve new passwords,
I got everything going on. So Jackie, thank you very much.
If you see some weird stuff coming up on your
phone from Vegas, it didn't Android he take all the
phones and sell Jackie.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
I'm glad you had a good experience.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
It He's weird in there, isn't It's like it's completely
dark unless you're.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
On the set. But I'm glad you had fun and
was Larry as lovely as you imagine? Jackie.

Speaker 10 (31:27):
Oh, he was magnificent. But what's super exciting is I'm
going on holidays next week with my prize money.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
So I love that.

Speaker 10 (31:34):
Here we're going, I'm going to New York and I'm
going to Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Oh wow, did you tip me?

Speaker 4 (31:40):
A lot of people when they win they leave, Yeah,
I like to put a bitcoin so the bosses don't
completely know it's going on.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Jackie, you have a fantastic holiday. I will thank you.
Jonesy and Amanda podcasts.

Speaker 11 (32:00):
Are up and running.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Hello there.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Amanda is away on assignment. She will be back on Wednesday.
She's been filming a TV show with doctor Chris Brown
in Africa. Last I heard from her, she said, can't
talk on giraffe. That's all she said on giraffe on
not even on a giraffe, just on that? Is that
TV code for something.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
I've never heard. It might be a doctor Chris Brown
kind of, it'll be a thing, Larry, Larry, it could
be on Giraffe. Larry is filling in for Amanda.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
We've had many different guests on the show in her absence,
and you have come along and you're brought to the
table the tribal drummers beating for my time on a
game show. Not many people know this, but Larry was
actually on Sale of the Century with Glenn Ridge as
a contestant.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
So what year would have this been?

Speaker 4 (32:49):
Oh, no, idea ninety mid nineties, maybe mid nineties midnight
I had hair, so mid nineties and it would have
been a double breasted white looking mid nineties.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
You would have been a you would have been of no,
then you would have been a celebritor.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
So you read of notes, you were like you were
just a celebrity guy on there. That's sort of I
thought you were like Johnny Punter going on no.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
No, no, no, I would have been like the prices
right guy on the celebrity version thing.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
So can I just say, Larry has never been Johnny Punter,
by the way, You've always been.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Also never been a celebrity. But thanks mate, you can't
walk the streets.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Jerry has joined as Hello Jerry, good morning, My time
on a game show, Jerry.

Speaker 8 (33:26):
I was on Grand Dania's Celebrity Name Game and we
were partnered with the dumbest celebrities. It was a bit
of a charades moment where you had to like be
had to describe what the thing was that they had
to get and they couldn't guess a schooner. We were saying,
like the size of a beer, this and that, and
they had like thirty seconds to guess it and they
couldn't work it out.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Who were the celebrity Yeah, oh, they were no namers.

Speaker 8 (33:50):
Like one of them was on I think Neighbors for
like one season and I don't know who the other
one was. It was rough out there.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
It was rough out there. How good is Daniel. He's
such a great danieus. Look at it and he's hosting
that show now, he's killing it. Yeah, a great guy.
Good on you, Thank you. Jerry Richlin's joined us as well.
Hello Richlin, morning Jonesy. How are you very well? My
time on a game shows.

Speaker 11 (34:17):
Yeah, So I was on the Chase with Larry in
August twenty two. It was the highlight. It was the
highlight of my life actually for a long time. Really
enjoyed Larry and yes, anyway, we had two ladies, two
guys and we had forty eight hours in the bank.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
That's good and yeah, yeah it was well.

Speaker 11 (34:40):
We were so confident and we had a really young player.
He was really young for about eighteen or nineteen, and
he kept hogging the buzzer in the end, and he
kept getting all the answers wrong, and we're thinking, well,
because all of us were we knew the answers, and
we were confidence and we kept pushing the but the buzzer,
but he kept beating us, fushing the buzzer, and at

(35:03):
the end we got beaten by the smiling assassin, and
we were thinking of the three, the two ladies and
the older guy, and we caught up at the end
without him and thinking, oh, we could have we could
have won the money if I'll made it. Hogged the buzzer.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
So yeah, we were the problem.

Speaker 2 (35:17):
And I've been on the chase as a contestant, a
celebrity contestant, not just a celebrity. Yeah, but you're right
if someone hogs the buzzer, yeah, and that was me
hogging the buzzer.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
But yeah, I totally understand that. Richly, thank you. Hammy
is going to wrap this up, Hey, Hammy, good morning boys.
How are we We're great? Hey, very good.

Speaker 9 (35:37):
I was on many moons ago. I was on deal
or no deal, probably about ten years ago, twelve years ago,
first year a Unigrade show to be on. And I
had about five cases left, two hundred K, one hundred K,
five K, five hundred bucks and five bucks. I've knocked
out that, knocked out the hundred, knocked out the fifty,
took a deal, had the opportunity at forty five thousand,

(36:01):
had the opportunity to come back in I didn't take it.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
I had two hundred thousand in my case, can you
believe it? So you missed out on two hundred thousand.
These are sad, sad stories, James.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
I thought it's going to be happy, uplifting, sad, sad story.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
I never understood deal and I still don't understand it.
I will text Grant Tenuous. I don't understand the premise
of this show.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
He wouldn't be able to explain. He's not that kind
of host. He doesn't understand the mechanie.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
He doesn't know where.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
He just jumps out, does cartwheels and smiles, and he just.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Goes I'm on TV.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
It's better than working a JB high five Hammy, Thank
you for all your calls. Jones Podcast WSFM, Hello there,
it's Jonesy Demanda, Larry Emda in for Amanda while she's
away on a sign and let's get on down to
the JOS pub test today. G strings at water parts?
Do they pass the pub test? This is for the

(36:51):
ladies I mentioned. I suppose it's free country. If you
wanted to go to the water park wearing a G string.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Right, would you? What's the guts of the story.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
The thousands are calling for G string bikinis, Larry to
be banned in water park parks?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Was there extremely inappropriate?

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Apparently, dads when they go along there are going to
be looking at these young ladies in the g streets.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
So a lot of time I thought it was more
of a safety issue. When you're coming down the.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Slot, there is a bit of a weggie thing there.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
Yeah, there's a weggie thing, and then maybe you raw
skin on the plastic slide. That's I have more safety
concerns than anything else. Yeah, because if it gripped on there,
it's a grip. It's a grip issue.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
If I would have I don't know if we're the
right two people to be talking about this, well, actually
two men talking about this. I do agree.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
But having said that, there's a lot of mums who
have said, when you go to the water park there's
dads go along, men go along. It's inappropriate. Yeah, And
when you look at it, there's a lot of I
haven't been to a water park for a long time.
I think I stopped doing that a long time ago.
But since you started wearing G streets, you guarantee you

(37:57):
to get on the slide you're in a street.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
But there's a lot of bum in the face when
you're going up the ladders, up the ladder.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
So there's a I can't do a water park because
I'll be up the top and everyone be down the
bottom and going come on down.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
I can't do it. I can't do it.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
I grew up a Bondi beach. I So women in
gu is not a thing. No, it's but I you know,
people have issues.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
I kind of like our country in the sense that
like I'm down at Cronulla and you'll see a lady
wearing pretty much next to nothing, and then you'll see
a lady in a bikini walk at like a Berkhini,
the Berkley thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I will. That's
a modern society. You can wear what you want.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
Yeah yeah, yeah. But perhaps at the water parks. I
forget about the beaches, but at the water parks.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
See last time I wore a g string bikini in Westfield,
I've got a lot of trouble. It was an escalator issue.
Apparently escalated escalated escalator issue.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
Well, okay, away from that, g strings at water parks,
do they pass the pub test? Thirteen WSFM is our number.
We'll have that for you at eight o'clock.

Speaker 14 (39:00):
Codatious Jonesy and Amanda in the Morning one oh one
point seven WSFM.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Amanda is away on assignment. Larry Emder is in and
I'm very mindful. You've got a hard well, you've got
to do the pub test out of eight o'clock, but
we get a heart out at eight o'clock.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
Your people are worried about you being on TV. I
have worried people, and no one wants worried people. Well,
because I've got a TV thing to do this morning
with the Morning of course, and.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
This is why you're going to win that Gold LEGGI.
I want you to win the LEGGI. Have you ever
been nominated for a Leggy?

Speaker 11 (39:30):
I've never been.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Nominated for LOGI.

Speaker 10 (39:31):
How was that?

Speaker 1 (39:32):
How does that happen? Well, you've been No, No, you
have to talk to Australia. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
Maybe I'm bad, Maybe I'm bad at what I do. Oh,
there's a very good chance. There's no other reason.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
You've been in TV since nineteen eighty eight, since nineteen ten,
and you've never been nominated before nineteen eighty eight.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
I was on TV long before that. Eighty eight was
the first Family Double Dead, but I was a news
reporter before that.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
For a long That's right.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
It was your early news first Channel seven first then
Channel ten on Good Morning Australia. Yes, yeah, I'm horribly
all the main event, the main event, the main you
host that, that's right, nineteen ninety two, ninety three, that
was a bit. That was was a big one Sunday
night up against sixty man.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
And I remember you you hosteds he hates Saturday. I
remember thinking, yeah, I made it. You're hosting quite a
few times when Darryl and his ego let someone else fass,
A lot of people did say you get people that
were dreadful the host.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
That's right, Yes, that's right. I think he got me
because I was crap and he still looked unreal.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
So you've got that. You've also got a whiskey at
the moment, the ben Buckler whiskey. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
I wanted to come up with a whiskey for sixty
bottles of whiskey for my sixtieth birthday which is in December,
for sixty mates.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Yep, right, and we made it and it tasted unreal.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
So we sent it across to San Francisco, the biggest
spirits competition in the world, the best one, and we
won gold in San Francisco, like eighty or ninety international
judges tasting whiskeys from all over the world and the
ben Buckler won gold. We just want another bigger ward
in Melbourne this week.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
So when you say you're making the whiskey, I'm just
imagining you were saying to Sylvia, get everything out of
the bathtub.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
I'm doing with these fabulous distillers down in Corawa. We're
on the border of New South Wales and Victoria.

Speaker 5 (41:15):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
And they're brilliant, their award winning distillers and they're fantastic.
So of partnership with them, and it's great. It's it's
going unreal. It's very exciting. It'll be it'll be in
all all big stores very soon.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Actually.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Sure, so you've won gold in whiskey, Yes, only a
matter of time before you win gold in your chosen profession.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
TV, Well it's gonna happen. We'll see it's gonna we'll
see some tough competition. They're all the nominees are all
fantastic tough.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
That's what you weren't saying before. One's been around for
two seconds. Kid's got no idea. It doesn't have a
Redden nord Aq. I never said that he's dreadful. Larry,
I want this to happen for you. All right, we're
gonna make it. Thank you, mate, I mean.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Gone. I wanted to get on right now. I'm taking crazy.
Now go to your windows, open them or stick your
head on a gel down to the Jonesy Nomount of Arms.
To the pub test.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
G strings at water parks they passed the pub test.
Larry Emder is in Fromanda, who's on assignment.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
What's the guts of the story.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
The thousands are calling for g string bikinis Larry to
be banned in water park parks?

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Was there extremely inappropriate? Apparently?

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Dads when they go along there are going to be
looking at these young ladies in the g strings.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
A lot of I thought it was more of a
safety issue. When you're coming down the.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Slot there is a bit of a wedgie thing there. Yeah,
there's a weggie thing and then maybe you raw skin
on the lasting slide. That's I have more safety concerns
than anything else. Yeah, because if it gripped on there,
it's a grip. It's a grip issue.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
G strings at water parks do they pass the pub test?
Definitely not.

Speaker 8 (42:58):
There's some places where you just need to hide a
little bit.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Of skins, true streams on our boys girls. I'm not prutish,
but I should just cover up a bit more, because
just like around the strip.

Speaker 16 (43:09):
Show, I should just cover up and should just be
a bit more different because it's.

Speaker 10 (43:13):
Not becoming no God no, especially if you're going down
the slide, They're going further and further up, So it's
a preeming cost.

Speaker 17 (43:19):
Some issues, definitely not Who wants to see up someone's
craig or see someone's fanny.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
I was a nurse.

Speaker 10 (43:25):
There's nothing worse than looking at people's.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Out well, some balanced opinions, Larry, thank you for joining,
Thank you for having me.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
It's been fun. This has been super Get out of here,
crazy kid. Have we got?

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Have we got like a phalanx of people outriders on
motorcycles getting you to Channel seven?

Speaker 8 (43:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (43:40):
Not only just channel seven. That's how I really, that's
how I get around. Once you get nominated for the
Gold Log, you get the police escort.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
It's kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Can we organize a green light corridor for Larry Place?
I will catch you on the morning show and good
luck with the goal. Vote for Larry thank you mate,
Get out of here, out of here, see you later.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
I am nice. Amanda is not here.

Speaker 7 (43:58):
Look I told you yesterday, Clothee. I'm actually on assignment.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
Yes, she will be packed, God lover. On Wednesday, Larry
Emda was our co host this week. Unfortunately Larry had
to just leave. He had to run out of here
because he's got to get over to Evily.

Speaker 11 (44:12):
There.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
I have to Redfern to be on the morning show.
So if you see Larry driving across the bridge, I
wonder if that's him? Now, can you flash the lights Larry?
There he goes, he's got a green light corridor. We
probably timely to talk about this right now if you're
coming into work. Commuters have been urged to brace for
bus chaos with the metro shake up to go ahead

(44:34):
despite the train delay. So what's happened is like digital
Jenna that works here and JM y raight you catch
you work?

Speaker 1 (44:42):
A user bit of public transmitt?

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Yeah, I gotch your Busyeah.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
So have you been affected by this? Not particularly? No?

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Okay, So passengers have been worn to brace for communter
chaos today because what happened. They've put an overhauled bus
time table in because they thought the Metro. You know
Victoria Square which is just down from where we are
in North Sydney, that was supposed to be open, but
it hasn't opened. Have you been past it lately. There's

(45:08):
still scaffolding, there's still some n trucks. It's not I
would imagine that thing's not going to be opened by Chris.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
When was it supposed to open. It was supposed to
open five weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Okay, I'm telling you right now it's not happening.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
But they must know that it's not going to open
on time.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Yes and yes, right, yes, And this is what drives
me crazy about the dopes that run this city and
their state. So Transport for New South Wales coordinator Howard
Collins has defended the decision to forge your head with
a new bus timetable, urged commuters to check their trips
ahead of jumping on buses this week. Well that's all
well and good old mate, but this is what he said.

(45:44):
We can't turn off, on and off these bus changes.
Five weeks ago, there was a reasonable amount of confidence
the Metro would be open. Are you joking right? If
he went past it, There's no way that thing's going
to be open, so they can't go and do all
the rosters again. If we pulled it down now, it
would take another three or four weeks to get it
back again.

Speaker 6 (46:02):
So they got rid of all the buses because of
the new metro line, and the metro line's not ready.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Yes, great, how is it Amanda goes away on assignment?

Speaker 11 (46:11):
Right?

Speaker 2 (46:12):
We managed to get co hosts from wherever to feel
in and do the show. We didn't know Amanda was going.
This thing came from nowhere. It's a last minute thing.
We managed to pull that together. You know, Larry MDA
just doesn't show up for nothing. We've got to organize
some stuff.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
How is it?

Speaker 2 (46:27):
The dopes that run this state can't readjust the timetable,
so people like yourself digital Jenna, she can't if we're
over at Northride, for example, or Quarry Park, that line
because they're waiting for the Metro is not ready to go.

Speaker 6 (46:42):
I don't know how I'm going to come to work tomorrow.
I don't think I'm going to be able to make it.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
You're coming to work tomorrow. It's twelve past eight in
the meantime, and do a face. Man, You're coming to
work tomorrow. But the buses. You don't work for the government.
You work for us.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
How are you pointing to yourself there?

Speaker 12 (46:57):
You say you work for me and is a way
She'll be back on Wednesday? Okay, but you work in
the real bill anyway.

Speaker 9 (47:07):
Podcasttment advertise, put on your dance and shoes.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
Don't give me your fast shot from me, David oz
M Billespie. I know you're devo that you miss Larry
M because you're a huge fan.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
Unfortunately, Larry, who's filling in for Amanda, who's on assignment
in Africa, had to leave.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
He's got to do his TV he's got to do
a TV show.

Speaker 18 (47:29):
And here I am, Emma Gillespie filling in for Larry
M to filling in for Amanda Keller, and I couldn't
be more honored. It's a true joy. And I wanted
to talk to you today about another icon, Vince Vaughan.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Love Vince Vaughan.

Speaker 18 (47:41):
He's got a new show coming out actually to Apple
TV Plus called Bad Monkey. But he's done a few
interviews where he's spoken about the fact that he reckons
Hollywood executives are overthinking it and not wanting to take
risks anymore. On our rated comedies because they're scared of
losing their job. He did an interview on the YouTube
channel hot Ones. It's like they eat hot chicken wings

(48:02):
with lots of hot sauce and it gets spicy or
and spicy. You absolutely nailed at the man loves hot sauce.
But this is what he had to say about comedies.

Speaker 16 (48:10):
People in charge don't want to get fired more so
than they're looking to do something great. So they want
to kind of, you know, follow a set of rules
that somehow like it's set in stone, that don't really translate.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
But as long as they follow them, they're not going
to lose their job.

Speaker 16 (48:26):
People want to laugh, people want to look at stuff
that feels a little bit like it's you know, dangerous
or pushing the envelope.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
So he's basically.

Speaker 18 (48:34):
Suggesting that the executives are overthinking it because they've subscribed
to this fundamentally flawed formula that movies have to be
made off the back of a pre existing character or
pre existing ip. So we see this with Marvel superhero movies,
you know, your lego movies, Barbie movie.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
He gave an.

Speaker 18 (48:51):
Example of the Battleshit movie in twenty twelve, like a
movie made of a board game, and that essentially like,
you know, we're all so stuck in that formula that
no one wants to take risks on great comedy anymore.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
And you look at the Wedding Crashes. Yes, that movie.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
I watched that time and time again and it makes
me laugh. But Vince always has the same sort of trope,
doesn't he. It starts off as the dry, sarcastic sort.

Speaker 18 (49:15):
Of hero, then he lets the team down, and then
he gets and then he emerges with heart and he
gets his retribution.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Ball was the same thing. It was all that.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
But having said that, I'm a huge fan of him.
I'd rather him in a comedic role. And I've seen
him in serious stuff because there's a real malevolence to
him as well.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
And it brings that because he was in Psycho a.

Speaker 18 (49:34):
True Detective second season and he is actually a good
serious actor.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Better than I think a lot of people were expected.
You ever see him in the Breakup, that one with
Jeniffer Has. Breakup is one of my favorite movies. My
mom loves that movie.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
I don't want to go too much on the spoiler alert,
but the end of it, yeah, it's like you know
somebody that I used to know that just the end
of that movie, just when they see each other after
all they've been through and they go, hey, how you
being And you don't know if they're back together.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
You know, yeah, that's your life.

Speaker 18 (50:01):
Well, it's the kind of journey of exploring these characters
and perspectives that he sort of speaks about through in
these interviews. He did another one with The New York
Times where he said that you know that the comedians
feel things out on the set, they change the lines,
they make each other laugh, that you know, it's about
studios taking risks on young creators, and that now we've
got these big committees of people making decisions, micromanaging. And

(50:24):
he said that, you know, people want to take the
book off the shelf, and they should be allowed to
choose what they read.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
And part of the journey is exploring those things.

Speaker 18 (50:31):
And now we've gone too far towards one person deciding
they want to be the judge and jury.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
He gives the example of the Breakfast Club.

Speaker 18 (50:39):
You know that there's all these characters that transform and
by the end you realize everyone is a complete human being.
I think, Yeah, it's a really interesting perspective. I sort
of thought when I saw the headlines, oh, you know,
he's going to come out and say, oh, it's wokeness
gone mad, there's no creativity anymore because it's two PC.
But really he's sort of saying that everyone is so
money obsessed, that Hollywood is just so about the box

(50:59):
office doll.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Of the Marvel movie and the pie.

Speaker 2 (51:02):
The pie is getting smaller. Yeah, everyone talking, you know
TV at the moment, are one's talking about TV? But
the problem is this, TV's got too many, too much competition.
It's like cabs and when cabs rule the earth. Yes,
and they were just sitting high on the hog and
the neuber came along and they went, oh, hang on
a minute, Yeah, that's what happens radio. We went through
this a long time ago. TV is going what radio

(51:22):
went through probably about twenty years ago.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
And it's just that and that's the reality. But people
are always going to want to be entertained. But do
you need a committee to tell someone how to be entertained?

Speaker 18 (51:33):
Yeah, and people are always going to want different things.
You can't just make a big homogeneous pie of Okay,
one hundred percent of movies that are made are going
to be superhero movies, because that's not what one hundred
percent of the audience wants.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Although I'd like to see a movie about homogeneous pie,
a great movie.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
I'll be there, Thank you, em. So you missed out
on your Joseph Larry, I'll be okay in time. I understand.
We just had word in. Larry is now entering into
red Foot. Okay, he made it. He's gonna be okay.
He's crossed over. Jonesy and Amanda podcast Jemy Raye. When

(52:11):
does the games finish? I don't know.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Why would I know that out of all the questions
so well, I.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Thought you'd have a vague understanding. I was away last weekend.
I didn't watch much Olympic stuff. I was just dipping
in and out. I did see the German runner Robert
Fark and take on Oliver how oh the haw du Yeah, okay,
careful when they're standing next to each other, and that
made it for an interesting picture, as well as Donoi

(52:39):
Long and Zoe Young Wang Long and Wang when they
were in the synchronized springboard.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Also the French guy the pole Voda. Did you see him?

Speaker 5 (52:48):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (52:48):
Anthony Amari already extraordinary, so he goes over the five
point seven meter bar.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
Remember Stephen Hooker ol he was course, yes, he had
a fear like I was on desk with the stars
with him. He ended up getting a fear of like
because you would. You've got to run with that pole,
jump up over five point seven meters.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
It's massive.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
That's a huge bar, a huge bar.

Speaker 6 (53:13):
So and no part of your body can touch the yes,
the pole you're jumping over, because I knocked that off.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
And unfortunately for an anthony, and we can't commentate or
anything now we're just watching I've got back.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
But as you get a look at that, there it goes.
And so he is genetically blessed and.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
He was penalized.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Let's just say that that's good.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Also, we've been following the story about the Algerian boxer,
a main caliph and a lot of people, and I
was just dipping in on this story. I was just
you know, she's got the x y chromosome thing, so
she's got too many male chromosomes in right. And then
at first it's quite easy to say, oh, well, what's
having transgender they're putting transgender people into fight women. But

(53:57):
that's not the case at all. She is never identified
as a man. She's always been a woman. She was
just genetically that way. And when you read her story,
I have great.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
Empathy for her.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
She was bullied as a kid because everyone said, oh,
you look like a man, and then she excels in
sport and the poor thing when she when she got
up there, she said, I'm a woman.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
I've never been anything other than a woman.

Speaker 6 (54:21):
But isn't that The thing about the Olympics is that
everyone is going to have different biological advantages based on
just how they were born.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Michael Phelps or Ian Thorpes because they were genetically blessed.
You know what about the basketball is just some feet tall?
What about old mate from France, although he's very genetically
blessed because of his genetics, he did lose. But let's
talk about our windsurfing. Great it was going to happen.
And they said he had all the makings for a

(54:52):
Swan beer commercial.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
They'd said, you never make it. They all said he
can't do it. He's hopeless, he's not going to he
even said himself. And he's an idiot on the windsurfer
and I dabble in windsurfing. I will say this.

Speaker 11 (55:03):
It is a.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
It is possibly the most frustrating thing you can ever
do in your life. Very satisfying when it works. But
he's gone the next level. He's on a windsurfer, but
it's on the foil as well, which made which is
another degree of stupid.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
And he's got on one the silver medal. Did you see?
It's incredible? How do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (55:18):
You would go against Gray in windsmower?

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Yeah, well naturally a twenty year old guy.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
You said, holding it up, it's like carrying a bag
of cement.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Yeah, it is. When you're the sails, Yeah, it's dreadful.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
One day I was doing it and the wind was
just gusting, and what happens to you go along a
bit and I'll rip the sail right out of your hands.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
And I was swearing like a merchant seaman who was
stuck in a typhoon.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
And this young mother was down at the boat raute
where I was knar and she had a little child
with her, and she had this look and she said,
are you okay? And I just said I'm sorry, and
she said, sound just travels across the water. And I've
heard every bit of language.

Speaker 6 (55:58):
Well, windsurfing's forra aw for you didn't you go through
someone's like memorial look you know as well, like they
were paying their respects to someone who passed away and
there was Jonesy.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
Hey, guys, no, there was no what's going on? I
just as I sailed through the flora for tribrim.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Yeah, but I think that would appreciate a good tack
as I can if you're on a good tech like
Gray Marus morus Hey went one.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
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Speaker 1 (56:45):
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Speaker 13 (56:47):
What really gets my goolies are people who think you
do not deserve a handicapped parking pass if you're not
in a wheelchair. There are so many other physical illnesses
that people qualify for handicap parking passes. So stop leaving
notes on my car because I'm not in a wheelchair.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
Yeah, don't judge, so don't be judgable.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
So who writes notes and puts them on people's cars?

Speaker 1 (57:15):
People do.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
That's why I can a notepad, and you.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Can't judge someone if they get out of the car.
You know, you can't judge someone for that, if they
come out rollerblading or.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Something like that. Actually there might be some sort of anyway,
what else do we got?

Speaker 5 (57:29):
You know what gets my ghoulies when you go shopping
out in public and someone passes wind. You don't know it,
you can't hear it, but oh my god, you smell
it and you can almost taste it on your time.
Absolutely disgusting. It doesn't matter what way you walk around it.

Speaker 1 (57:48):
You can't walk around it. You gotta walk through it. Disgusting.
Hold it in.

Speaker 5 (57:53):
That's what gets my gulies.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Maybe keep your mouth closed.

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guest co host. Larry wanted to hang around, but he
had to leave at eight o'clock because he had to
be on the TV today. We were talking about his
best quiz show moments, Larry. A lot of people might
not know this was on Sale of the Century. Today's

(58:41):
category is my time on a game show. The tribal
drum was beating for this. Here's Christine from Windsor.

Speaker 17 (58:49):
I was on Wheel Fortune and my baby at the
time was only six weeks old when they called me up,
so of course I was breastfeeding. And when they do
the five shows in a day, I said, please put
me on the first one because it'll be highly embarrassing
for my boobs to expload on national television. Anyway, I
was there and you know how they always say a

(59:11):
letter and they say, you know in Finelli, and then
they go bob bowl, that's not in the phrase. They
came to me, I spun the wheel, and of course
I said baby brain in Finelle and they went, ah, no, Christine.
And this was on national television. And my husband is
up in the crowd with the big L on his forehead,
with his fingers Can and loser.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
They just said that boobs exploding on National TV. Enough
about f Boy Ireland, Frida at That's enough. We will
be back again tomorrow. Amanda is back on Wednesday. But
who will our.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
Special guest co host be tomorrow? Find out then we'll
catch it from six to night for jam Nation.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Good teach you well, Thank God that's over.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
Good bore right.

Speaker 14 (59:55):
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