FULL SHOW: Wearing Binoculars In High Rise Towers

Should Jonesy get binoculars? Will that make him even more creepier? We put it to the phones!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, here is our podcast friend, all.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
We discuss your binocular fetish.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Let's just say, you know, as soon as you put
the words binocular and fetish together then you've got trouble.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Well tell that to the coast Guard.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
We got an email from Scott who says that I
shouldn't give you a hard time about wanting binoculars because
he likes to look on Google Earth and look inside
people's apartments. I don't know whether that's a ringing endorsement
of you or not. We're going to put it to
a whip pole to see what people think.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
I'm not a weirdo.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Okay, down to the jonesy demand of arms for the
pub test, talking about surveilling things the NRL bunker.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
We caught up with Kate and FITZI and Whipper on
their radio show the other day and we had a
rap battle. I know that you and I synonymous with
rap music and rap battles. It comes very easily to us,
but not to everyone else. So we'll play a bit
of that for you.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Also.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Colin Fascina is back on our Telly's on MKR.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
He'll be joining.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
He's he's got a big scar on his head. How
did he get that scar? It was a clash with
a deer.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
That wasn't it running interference? So you don't on him again.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
We always comes back to that. Enjoy the podcast because.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
It was a miracle of recording.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
We have so many requests for them to do.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
It again, Mistress Amanda and ms Keller. Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Friend making the tools of the train.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
The legendary part Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Congratulations, man, we're there any right now. Josey and Amanda,
you're doing a great job. Good radio.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
Sorry but if a tongue tongue twist, said Amanda.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Shoot time, we're on there, Amanda, are you today?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I'm well, what a big weekend of football, all codes,
all creeds, all kinds. Unfortunately Australia our Wallabies kind of
got pants by the Argentinians, which was unfortunate. But the
Roosters one Sharks one.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, what about do.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
You remember you made a very flamboyant boast.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
A flamboyant boast. It was a huge jokey post.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
You put dol.

Speaker 6 (02:24):
I'm going to go with the Sea Eagles for that one.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
You know what, I reckon the Sharks are going to
win this. I'm not being cocky. Pasts game write this down.
If the Sharks beat Manly at home, they will win
the Grand Final.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
So if they win on Sundays in the Grand they.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Will win the Grand Final.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
That's a big, flamboyant boat.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
It's a very very big call, Jon, I'm saying that.
It's a flamboyant boast. I didn't sound like that.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Was Phil Burton from That was Phil Burton from Human Nature,
who is our mystery footy tipper on Thursday. So you
said it, you said it on the wireless. We all
heard you say it. And the Shark's one on Sunday.
You're now predicting they will win the Grand Final.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I stand by what I said. I stand by yea.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Who you're playing on the weekend in the first fight,
in the first the Storm.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
If the Sharks beat the Storm on the weekend win.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
The Grand Final, they will win the Grand Final.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
And that's what will happen. What about the Swans? Did
you watch the Swan's GWS?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Amazing? What a finish was amazing.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
That was just like.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Mental there's something about the SCG a beautiful Sydney afternoon,
and I know both teams were Sydney, but there's a
lot of red and white in that crowd and just
everyone going off. It just looked incredible. What a time
to be alive.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
They focused on Mark Ferguson, pretty boy Ferguson in the crowd.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
I noticed it wasn't kiss cam Well. No one wanted
to kiss him, but he.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Was Freddie Fhitlers, and I'll.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Give it a game.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
He was kissing Jean Simmons. He was kissing Jean Simmons,
if I remember.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
But it was a great game to watch it.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
And I dabble in AFL from time to time because
I used to play it when I was a kid.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
I was dreadful at it and my dad was a
huge thing.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Didn't you score a goal for the other team?

Speaker 7 (04:08):
No, I only in my IFL career, WS needed you
on the field. In my IFL career, which spanned from
nineteen seventy eight to nineteen eighty one, I scored three
goals and one of them was by accident and I
marked the ball and it was just down here at
pensas the Oval, the Ramsgate rather and I marked the

(04:31):
ball and I was just amazed that I marked it,
and an opposition team players said kick it to me,
and I just panicked and I went to.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Kick it to him, but he was on the other team.
He was on the other team.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
He just went kick it to me, and so I went, okay,
and a banana off my foot and went through our goal.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
But everyone saw it and Dad was on the side.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
They say that you were trying to kick it to
that up.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Again, I just saw a banana off my foot like
so it went to the left and my foot went
straight through the goal. Everybody's going to ask your boy
Jones is a future star, isn't he?

Speaker 2 (05:04):
But the other player knew enough about your playing abilities
to say kicking no, no.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
He was killing me.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
He just said kick it to me, and I went
and totally missed it and got to me, dear. It
wasn't one of those moments where they carried me off
the field on people's shoulders.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Everyone went.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Everyone was just disgusted in what had happened. It was
so bad. It was so bad. We have an act today.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
We've got a very big show. We're going to be
talking to a woman from the un Ravena Shamdasani is
her name. You may have seen the news and about
what's happening to women under the Taliban rule in Afghanistan.
It's quite extraordinary. Also, con Fast just joining us.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yes, yes he is.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
I wonder his shirts out of the nappy sand.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Look, I think we can let that go. You spit
coffee on it.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Last time he was in the studio with us, you
spat on him.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
No, really, you're making No, you're right, You're right.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
It was kind of you kind of vomited on him.

Speaker 1 (05:58):
You know this is once again you're just making it
so you just click bait. That's what you were doing.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Sure, Instagram makes us return and we can't do anything
until we do the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Here's question one for you. What word is missing from
this man? Name the red hot chili?

Speaker 3 (06:14):
What GM nation we have for you, the magnificence seven questions?
Can you go all the way and answer all seven
questions correctly? If you do that, Amanda will say you
heard it here.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
If the Shark, the Shark's going to win the Grand Final.
I don't know why we're even bothering to play any
of the final season, said Thursday in our footy tips.
Why don't we just wrap it up because the suits
sayer has spoken.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
You know, the boys did very very well, and I
just get a.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
Bye, and so did the roosters. So under an injury cloud,
the roosters came home against sounds.

Speaker 6 (06:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Wait, pulling a face, it's true.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Same, I just know what I know. That's all. Jeremy
is in a RelA.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
It's a limited scope, Jeremy.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Jeremy, great, very well.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Question one for you, Jeremy, what word is missing from
this band name the Red Hot Chill Peppers.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
True or false, Jeremy.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Alcohol is not allowed on the International Space Station.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
True?

Speaker 1 (07:13):
True, that is true.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
It is true. But you know what, it's not banned
because of the intoxication or health factors. It's because alcohol
is a volatile compound. Don't we know? It can damage
waterfillstration systems on the space station. So NASA also ban's
mouth wash after shaven perfumes. What a stinky old cabin
that is.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
That's a shame about that, because in space, no one
can hear you spew.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
They can hear your stink.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Though.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Let's play you not so secret sound, Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Okay, what's this sound?

Speaker 8 (07:56):
It's a bit match, Ryan, sounds like eating christs.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Yes it is crisps, mister Red eating a packet of chips,
Ryan hocking into his green waves.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
You're back on the Grannies.

Speaker 9 (08:09):
I gave him I'm more of a soup and now they.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Just have the soup.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, okay, you've aged enormously. Question four for you, Jeremy,
which one of the following Does Wen the poo own
a slingshot, be a cork gun, or see a grenade launcher.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
The cork gun.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yes, he's got a cork gun. I would like to
see him with a grenade launcher.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Though, Yeah, because he walks around with his cork gun.
But it is not a real gun.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
No.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
I think it hangs on the end of his bed
or something, doesn't he Yeah, not a real one. To
toy one the rest easy.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
The chain Hungry Jack's. Jeremy is known as White in America.
This is just a doodle for you and Jeremy, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Are they the same? Are they the same thing? I
didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, of course they're the same thing, don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
Question six. Which American singer rose to fame as the
star of the Disney series Girl Meets World. She's got
three singles in the top of the charts at the moment.
Do you know who it is?

Speaker 6 (09:13):
I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Jeremy, it's where we bid, Jeremy, Goodbye.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Thirteen.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
W is about Burger King?

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Is it our number? Whatever that knows about Burger King?

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Johnny, I didn't know that. And I'm Johnny Dumbo. I
didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Johnny Dumbo and you are the only two people that
don't know about the Burger King Hungry Jack's collaboration Jenny
Say podcast. We are into the magnificence seven. We find
ourselves a question number six.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
It's going to Amanda in Westmeat. Hello, Amanda, good morning.
How are you very well? Which American singer rose to
fame as the star of the Disney series Girl Meets World.
She's currently got three singles sitting at the top of
the charts. You know who it is? It's the lovely
Sabrina carp In a carpet. Yeah, she supported Tea Swizzle

(10:02):
on her tour.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
That's right, she has.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
What are her songs?

Speaker 1 (10:05):
She's got taste.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Please Kiss and please, please, please please please.

Speaker 5 (10:14):
That's nice fruit an espresso, And we particularly like this one.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
That's a cover.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Surely always get a hangary for Kiwi fruit.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Amanda brings you to question number question number seven.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Here we go, g WS Giants took on the Sydney
Swans over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Who won?

Speaker 10 (10:42):
Oh, Sydney Swater?

Speaker 1 (10:44):
What about that?

Speaker 2 (10:47):
A game? Eighty eight to eighty two, right down to
the wire.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yeah, this extraordinary game. Congratulations to you, Amanda, you won
the jam pack.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
That's Amanda Amanda, not Amanda Amanda. Yes, just so, were
on the same page. Conditions at a night at the
Barracks Live Concerts in Manly this spring. An aquas Splash
party for ten at Cables.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Wake Park and Aqua Park, Penrith. The most fun you
can have in and on the water.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Also Jones and Amanda character too is for the colored
and sailor pencils as well.

Speaker 10 (11:17):
Amanda and incredible Happy Monday.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Thank you, well done.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Unreal to you.

Speaker 9 (11:25):
Jonesy and Amanda as podcast, Today's gonna be a.

Speaker 8 (11:31):
Great, beautiful day.

Speaker 11 (11:34):
It's easy for you to say, hangover.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
I'm going to flick through the Gelmanaker Big Book of
Musical Information on Yesterday. In nineteen eighty nine, Black Box
released their hit Ride on Time. It wouldn't have been
a success with a faceless singer. I mean you can't.
How do you launch a song in this visual era
if you don't have a singer? Because this is what's happened.
Three Italian producers made up the band and they found

(12:01):
a bootleg CD with a cappella vocals, but no idea
who sung it. So when it came time to do
the music video, they chose a French model who wasn't
the actual singer.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Of course you do a model.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
So once all that was released, it didn't take long
for the actual voice to show themselves and after a
legal battle, Lolliata Holloway could there be more vowels in
that name is credited as the official singer. So this
is the song Love Generation by Lolliada Holloway. Yeah, like

(12:40):
the voice, so she's the vocalist on the song. Now
we all know legally it is Lolliata.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
That sounds a little bit Mikey Mike and the Funky
Bunch as well. Remember Mikey Mike Funky Bunch. This Remember
that that's.

Speaker 2 (12:57):
The same song. No, same song exactly.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
No, that's a different song that.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Sounds exactly the same, which came out first.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Which came out Markey Mark and the Funky Bunch or
right on Time black Box and.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
We'll lowly had a holloway and all the scroll let
us all the vowels in there.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
Also, there was a bit of a translation error in there.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
It was meant to be right on time, not right
on time, but because of the German the translation didn't
work out well enough.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
No, they are Italians, well.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
The Italian it's lost in translation.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Once again, who do you believe about anything?

Speaker 1 (13:33):
That's two?

Speaker 3 (13:34):
It's big Farmer, let's hear right now. It's the lizard
people running the world. Let's get it off.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
The illuminati all over again.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Gama, you had a good weekend. Demander had a.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Lovely weekend, Thank you very much. How about you?

Speaker 1 (13:47):
I had a great weekend. I went up to mkid's place.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
My daughter and the potential son in law have brought
a little place.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
And I went up to have a look at it,
and it was just.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
On her Instagram at the meal she'd prepared for every
I know she loves to cook, but it looks like
a cavalcade of delicious food.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
It's when you, you know, you forget what it's like
when you first buy your first house and what the
house is, because in your eyes it's the taj Mahal,
but everybody else's house eyes, it just looks dreadful. And
I got a vibe not that it looks dreadful, but
I remember my own first house.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
When I got it, my mother in law just burst
into tears because it was.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
So bad of happiness.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Oh my god, this house is dreadful.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Oh and you remember that that house that we had
all those years ago, and it was just dreadful.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
And my mate, the scam said to me, do not
buy this house. This is the worst house in the world.
And Helen and I just loved this house. And now
they're going down the same path. And did you burst
into tears? No, not at all. That's the thing. It's
such a big deal when you're young and you buy
your first house. And I know it's really.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Even just moving into your first house, even if you
don't buy it, just moving in and having all your
own stuff and the mismatched furniture. And actually is an
interesting advent these days is that people aren't taking grandma's
old dining table. It's easy to spuy something small from
my Kia or whatever. People aren't taking in our day
the right of passage, whether you wanted it or not.

(15:15):
Was you got all the old furniture the rest of
the family didn't want. Now you have choice over what
you want to it seems to be and people have
nicer places.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Your first place, what was that like when you first
moved out?

Speaker 1 (15:26):
You went to university? But then when you first moved.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
I went to UNI. I flatted with my friend Alicia.
We were both working at Simon Townsend's Wonder World. I
thought that my life was just opening up. I'd gone
from living in suburbia and that was great with Mum
and dad, but went away to go to UNI and
then came back and lived in the heart of Paddington,
right near Taylor Square. It was just, you know, near

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the where the SCG is now, And I thought, could
my life be any better? This tiny flat that was
so noisy every time a truck went past. We couldn't
hear the television. But we had mismatched furniture. We had
bits and pieces that have been donated from various friends
and relatives, and I could not have loved it more.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
It was a long time ago memories. Was that before
the SCG was put in. You just said how long
ago it was?

Speaker 2 (16:11):
I said, where the SCG is? No, it was probably eighties, eighties,
mid eighties.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Is it true?

Speaker 2 (16:16):
So good? And we had a number of parties there.
Andrew Denton once came to a party there got bashed
on the way home. So some big Sydney moments have happened.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Who bashed Andrew? Who would do that?

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Not bashed? Robbed?

Speaker 1 (16:29):
He was bashed, robbed by you? Did you pull the
mugged Andrew?

Speaker 2 (16:34):
He was mugged for the twenty dollars he had his wallet.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
You buy a three bedroom house for that. Back in
those days.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
That was the flat where I used to play Split
Ends so loudly out the window because my fantasy was
on my record player that they'd be the brother's. Finn
would be driving past and would hear the music and
knock on the door to see he was playing their songs,
and I'd invite them in.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
And what would happen once they were in to your
we'd have a cup of.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Tea and get married. I didn't see the bits in between,
so you would a cup of tea marriage.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
So you would pull a knife on them and rob them?

Speaker 2 (17:07):
No, no, no, no, I wouldn't, how about you. But
with Roman's place is she just beside herself with that
wonderful feeling of it all begins.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Here rocket ship. There's nothing more satisfying when your kids.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Because the thing about when I've been a parent for
more than half my life, I don't know what it's
like not to.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Be a parent. I was a parent at twenty four
years of age.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
But when your kids start on their own journey, you
don't have to worry about them anymore. And you always
worry about them, You're always thinking about them. But when
they're independent and they're on their way, you go, well,
that's one less thing out of the giant pile of
worries that I have.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
In my life. That's one less thing that I have
to worry about.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Maybe don't use the analogy rocket ship because all those
you know, the astronauts that thought they were going on
an eight day mission, who were going to be in
space for eight months. Maybe pull back on the rocket
ship analogy.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Okay, well I'll come up with what analogy would you use?

Speaker 4 (17:58):
Then?

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Oh, just so therefore flourishing and they're on their way
until the next hurdle, and then we'll all worry again.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
So I get robbed by Amanda.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
I'm coming around there. Well, Brendan. We've received an email
here from Scott and I'll just read it out. It's
in its entirety. It says, Hi, there, I've been listening
to your show since day one, but never contacted you
because I've never had anything worth addressing until now. Since
moving to your new building, I've heard Jonesy make no

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attempt to hide his desire to his binoculars to look
out over the harbor, and Amanda has constantly lectured him
on how it's wrong and creepy. I have to side
with Jonesy. While I don't use or even own a
pair of binoculars, I do like to go on Google
street View and Google on Google Earth during my free
time and pick random places around the world to have

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a peek inside random people's houses, apartments, whatever. No malice intended.
It's simply because I'm curious about what people have and
find interesting all the different things able display and how
different their lives are from my own. As long as
Jonesy doesn't have his face pressed up against the window
and salivating over people doing aerobics outside the opera house,

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or have his eyes bulge out of his head whilst
banging his head with a mallet and kneeling a ruga
to some yoga studio that he can see from the
office windows. I say, let Jonesy do his thing. Hashtag
let Jonesy creep.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
I'm not a creep.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
See the thing is? Can I just say I've got
a few things about this. You're not a creepy guy,
I know that. But for you to hold the monoculars
out the window and say I'm only going to look
at the harbor, and yet there's blocks of flats between
us and the harbor, I think that you have. You
say you're not going to look, But who do you

(19:46):
know if other people were doing the same? Who do
you trust? When he says here, when Scott says he
likes to look in people's houses on Google Earth, how
would he feel if someone was looking through his lounge
room window. If we all say I'm not pervy, but
I want to have a look, how did you feel there's.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
A lot of surveillance these days. I got to admit
there is a lot of surveillance.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
How would you feel about that surveillance being inside your home?
You say you're not a creep, and I know that.
But if there was a girl in a bikini thinking
she was having a private sum bake on top of
a building, you'd be looking at it whereabouts.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
I'm sorry, you were just saying as an.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Example, I'm joking, don't do that face.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
No, you're not because you would. You would not, because
you would not.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
I would, Yes, you would, I would.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Where does your you saying I just like to look,
versus someone saying I thought I wasn't aware there were
any eyes on me?

Speaker 4 (20:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (20:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
How would you feel if someone Brendan had binoculars looking
in your window from a distance to.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
See if everything's all right?

Speaker 3 (20:52):
That might have no trouble. My fellow man is interested
in me. That's that's basically Marthe was looking at your
wife once again.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Is she all right? Is he okay? Is she okay?

Speaker 3 (21:04):
I'm looking out on the harbor now, and I don't
see the beef with it. You know, I can see
and say something happens. I can report adequately on what's happening.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
But every single person, get every single person who looks
into an apartment. I'm not saying no, I'm just talking
about it. No, But but other people would and you
would to you would?

Speaker 1 (21:25):
How could you resist?

Speaker 3 (21:26):
With monopolis comes great responsibility? And besides that, and are
you a responsible person? They don't even do a that's
bikini Girl's story responsible.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
I'm very responsible.

Speaker 3 (21:35):
And they don't even do aerobic so I style outside
that opera house anymore.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
So you know you've looked. Maybe this is something we
can put to the whippole a little bit later on.
What about that?

Speaker 2 (21:45):
I think we might look rightly so, because you're not
a creepy guy. But if someone's we have as you say,
it comes with responsibility, yeah, and don't. I don't know
where that lies.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
I think you're the problem here because this is in
your own mind. This is your own.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Guilt, because if you had the binoculars, you would be
the one going, oh, so it's you, it's not me.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
If there's a block of flats between us, as there is, you're.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Always looking at it. You look at that, you're obsessed
with those people.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
If there's between that and the harbor, you're also going
to look everywhere.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
I'm not going to look at the people's apartments. I
wouldn't do that. That's not my bag, man, that's your bag.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Have your own bag.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
It's that little sim city. But we might put that
to the tribal dram of it later on.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah, it's three to seven.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
I love the hashtag though. One more thing so Scott
been loving and supportive of you, and the hashtag was
let jonesy creep.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, I don't know about that. Scott jam jam.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Nation free instance and Amanda's.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
Boom.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass
if you don't know. The answer will come back to
that question of time permits. You get all the questions right,
one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
It's gone off a lot lately, and we say to you,
do you want to make it two thousand dollars. There's
one bonus question, but it's double or nothing.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
What about Mark of Campbelltown? Good morning, Good Thanks Mark.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Very well. Mark. Let's see what we can do for you.
We've got ten questions sixty seconds. We always say this,
say pass if you're not sure, because we usually have
time to come back.

Speaker 6 (23:17):
All right, Okay, let's do it.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Mark, Let's do it. We're pulling the band aid because
he comes. Question one, how many months are in a year?

Speaker 8 (23:26):
Twelve?

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Question two? A deck and hull are found on which
mode of transport. I'm ach Question three SPF refers to
what skin product?

Speaker 12 (23:39):
Pass?

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Question four? Which two colors represent the Sydney Swans written white?
Question five? True or false? Australia is the only continent
without an active volcano? True? Question six. What's the name
of Apple's virtual assistant.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Siri?

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Question seven? Sideshow Bob is a character from which TV show.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
Simpsons?

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Question eight? Who was the last queen of ancient Egypt?

Speaker 13 (24:11):
Pass?

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Question nine? Which civil rights leader gave the I have
a dream speech? Mond Live a King? Question ten. Starry
Night is an artwork painted by which Dutch artist? You
did well, but I think we just were a bit
too slow sps sunscreen. Yeah, the last queen of Egypt

(24:37):
with the big thick eyeliner had it off with Mark
Antony's Cleopatra.

Speaker 8 (24:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
And Starry Knight was painted by Vincent Vangoh yeah.

Speaker 6 (24:46):
I wouldn't have got that one.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
That is like mark one hundred bucks to be getting
on with and thank you.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Not worth your ear off, Thank you, Mike, That's what
Vincent did.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
By the way, I'm not recommending you go around cut
in your ear off and the chop rate of course.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Sham notion podcast.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
What would have you done in the war?

Speaker 3 (25:06):
What do you mean they needed binoculars to see what
was happening. Binoculars are a very handy piece of kit.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Of course, I have I own binoculars, do you. I
used them when I went on a holiday to Africa,
and sometimes when I'm on holidays on the South Coast
I use them to look out and look at BirdLife.
But I'm standing on the edge of the water to
do so. There's no suburban life between me and the binoculars.
This is the thing You've from the moment we've started

(25:37):
working this new building, You've wanted a pair of binoculars.
And I get why. There is this incredible expanse of
harbor in front of us, but between the harbor and us,
and quite close to us is a school. It's also
variety of blocks flats. No, but you're not. I know
you're not.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
There's also sort of anaphylaxis on the field and I'm
just sitting there looking at a kid and it suddenly
kills over.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
I get my binoculars. That kid's in.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Trouble, said the man who just said, I'm not going
to look at the school. No, because everyone says I'm
not going to be that guy. What if somebod there's
a block of flats. There's a block of flats of
three or four of them in our sphere between us
and the water that you can see quite clearly, almost
with the naked eye. But would you feel comfortable if
you're in that block of flats knowing that you're looking

(26:25):
with binoculars?

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Can I just say this is about you, It's not
about me.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Howoculars do you?

Speaker 3 (26:33):
You've got binoculars that as you say, maybe this is
about you?

Speaker 2 (26:39):
No, not me?

Speaker 1 (26:40):
I think, I know.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
I think also I said before, you're not You're not
a creep, You're not a perv.

Speaker 3 (26:46):
I know.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
So what's the problem. Then let get down and that
and get me some.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Having said that, there is an element to you that
is a little bit pervy. Word that is, remember when
you were at the Logis and you walk past Jennifer,
I come on this Jennifer Hawkins and you called out,
leave my wife alone. This is what happened.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Watch out, jes you heard.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, and he also called you a creep.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
But you know that was an overreaction from jewels Land.
And I thought he was looking at me as I
was walking along and I know him.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
When he made eye content, I went on hello, and
then I realized that I was on TV and I
didn't I wasn't aware of it, and I just.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Leave my wife, Jennifer Hawk.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
My wife alone as a joke. I didn't go there
and put my hand up on.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Top or anything. I was just like, you know, you know.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
But what about the nature of binocular reaction? Because we
got an email, We got an email from Scott and well,
we got an email from Scott who said, leave Jones alone.
Because I like to look at Google Street on Google
Earth and look into other people's houses just to see
how they live. We all like to do that. But
do you like to be looked at? Because you have
to accept that. Would you like to be looked at?

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Someone could be looking at it? Let's put this we
we don't even know.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Let's let's well, we're not in our prime at homes.
We're in an office block and that's different.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
Yeah, but there's a bit of it's put this to
the whippole, Yeah, the whip.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Pot, the arbiter of what's wrong and right in the world?

Speaker 2 (28:09):
Should Jonesy have binoculars? What do you think?

Speaker 3 (28:12):
OKAYWSFM, I give us a call about that.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
If you're a man of the match, what about this
dinner to.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
The value of three hundred dollars at Hurricanes Grill Experience
Hurricanes Grill restaurants at Circular Key, Brighton, Piermont and Bankstown.
I'd love to be able to look at hurricanes down
there in Circular Key. But you know what, I can't
see it because I don't have a boo.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
You liked it? Would you like to be eating a
meal and having someone zooming in on you home?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Do you look at that guy's steak? How good's that?
I want to get?

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Yeah? But if you're the person eating, how do you feel?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Thirteen WSFM is anything?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Jonesy has no answer for that.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Let's settle this once and for all with the whippole.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Your calls coming up next, gamasis today the whippole the
arbiter of what's right and wrong in the world today?
Am I allowed to have binoculars at work? I'm not
going to say any more about this.

Speaker 1 (28:57):
We'll just go straight to the people, Carolyn and he'll
do it.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
What do you making?

Speaker 13 (29:02):
Fine?

Speaker 10 (29:03):
Boy? Girls?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Thanks Caroline, thank you?

Speaker 10 (29:07):
Okay, So I'm thinking of for third and binocular sort
to give a club my vibe. I'm going to.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Jeff's with us.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
What do you make guys? Hey here you going absolutely
danger you guys.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
For your innoculars. You look at whatever you like to
look at.

Speaker 14 (29:26):
Thank you, Jeff Pete, good morning to you.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Good morning Reckon. That's a Jones.

Speaker 6 (29:37):
Yes, mate.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
They're available on clearance sail at the Australia Post for
locally and if people don't want to looking in, they
can shut their blinds and curtains.

Speaker 6 (29:45):
That's what they're there for.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
Not that I would look in, Peter, but thank you.
Michael has joined us.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Michael, what do you say?

Speaker 10 (29:53):
Guys are very well?

Speaker 2 (29:55):
What guys a.

Speaker 10 (30:00):
You Amanda?

Speaker 8 (30:05):
The innocense, it's just having binoculars and look at things here.
I understand that, but decided nowadays I don't know, but
you can.

Speaker 6 (30:14):
Be trusted something all that.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
I said the same residential no, but.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Michael, you can trust me, you can trust one.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Says no one's going No one's going to buy a
pair of monocles and say I'm untrustworthy.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Other you can trust me.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
No one's going to say I'm not going to zoom
in on anything. No one's going to say that.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Greg has joined us.

Speaker 6 (30:35):
Hello Greg, good morning guys. They're young, very well round think. Okay,
you get yourself a pair of binoculars right that. There
is so much to see around the harbor, the ship
sometimes his aircraft buzzn't up and down there, mate, You've
got to do it. If if people are worried about

(30:56):
people looking in clothes are blowing all right, and you
know what, the purpose have already got their binoculars and
they're still doing their thing anyway, it's still better of
monoculars and go and do.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
It, that is, and join the games. Simons seems to
be going a lot along gender lines. Hello Simon, what
do you think about the binoculars? Okay, I don't know
why we kick going on about binoculars.

Speaker 6 (31:21):
Binoculars because you could use a phone or a camera
and zoom in and do all that as well.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
So but jamesy, I use binoculars where I go hunting
and things like that.

Speaker 8 (31:34):
Mate. It's a beautiful Harvard, it's one of the best
in the world.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Get a pair of binos and have a lot.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
I think we're hemming from the same we're singing from
the same hymn book here as well.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
I'm saying, let's wrap this up with Linda. Hello, Linda, ladies.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Perspective coom Rinie. Okay, look, quoting Hitchhiker's going to the Galaxy.

Speaker 6 (31:56):
James is mostly harmless. Okay, so I think ready binoculars.
He's not asking for a slight on a gun letulars.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Thank you, Linda, there it is. That's one of your
people there, Amanda, and they.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Agree a female Yes, all right, Jonesy, I will never
mention it again. You are in, go and get yourself
some binoculars. And if you wonder on air why there's
dead air, because it's because jones will be looking.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
I'm going to order mine from Timu right now and
I'll show up sixteen times smaller than what I wouldn't.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Well, we've decided and I will say no more.

Speaker 9 (32:31):
Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
I was ready, okay.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
I just wanted to make sure that I was ready.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
Ready.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Mike Betrian Rules is kicking off tonight and we're going
to be talking to Colin Faznich in the next half hour.
I wonder how he feels about coming on our show,
because the last time he was on, I'm trying to
remember what happened Brendan. Can you remember I think in
TikTok Tucker, I think I made a Turkish coffee that
had egg in it, and Colin and I sipped owns.

(33:06):
You sipped yours. Colin had a beautiful white shirt on.
He was doing a whole lot of a big day
of press interviews and this happened. Do you remember?

Speaker 1 (33:23):
It was an involuntary reaction?

Speaker 2 (33:26):
It was, And I think Colin's very brave coming back
on our pro Well.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
He's actually on the phone and that might speak for you.

Speaker 6 (33:33):
Oh is he?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Oh? I see he's changed his mind, and I'm not
surprised he's not coming in.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Past.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Let's get on down to the jonesy demand of arms
for the pub test. It always rears its head at
this time of year. Bunkers, not on the golf course,
but in the NRL. Do they pass the pub test?
Sure they're good.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
In the war, you get into the bunker. That's a
safe space to be. But the bunker here. And you know,
I was one of those people in the early days.
It used to hate the bunker, But now I love
the bunker. I like the whole theatrics of it.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
I like the sound effects, I like the way the
little uber eats guy gets up with the you know,
with the no try try decision.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
I just like the whole thing, the theatrics.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
You know who doesn't like it is Wayne Bennett. You
may have heard him on the news saying this, what's
the answer?

Speaker 1 (34:21):
How we thinks that?

Speaker 15 (34:22):
I think, get rid of it.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
I didn't want to hear that, did you.

Speaker 12 (34:25):
Well?

Speaker 15 (34:25):
The rest used to get around in the past when
we got on with life and we didn't analyzed it
like we're doing today. And you know, playing mondously got
up puts up every second week, and I'll apologize for
something that went on. But you know they all know
when they sit there and watching that phones, it's all
it's all on the on the vision, it's all in
the bunk.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
It's there.

Speaker 15 (34:42):
Still not getting it right.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
So anyway we'll see.

Speaker 3 (34:45):
It's always the way, though, But you know what happens.
And I saw that tray and I thought, well, that's
a try, isn't it. But I'm a I'm a league simpleton.
I don't understand the inner workings because there's so many
crazy rules in this game. I watch it sometimes and
I think, we what happened there? Why wasn't that a try.
But then the theatrics pop up and you see someone
coming down the sideline and they put that ball just

(35:08):
over the line and their bodies curved in from the sideline.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
It's extraordinary and that's what I like about.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
That's when the bunker is fun. But any any action
of a tackle, an elbow, a head and knee, when
the game is slowed down, all of it looks suss
doesn't it. The game isn't designed to be looked at
second by second and slowed down. And as Wwayne Bennett said,
they have all the technology, but it's still a human
making the decision at the end. It just slows everything down.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
So what happens you handed over to AI.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Well, that's what they've done. What they're suggesting is go
back to one man, one woman making a decision, a
human decision made on the moment in what they see
on the field.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
So in the bunker, correct me if I'm wrong.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Is there are a bunch of guys that I know
there's a bunch of guys in there in that bunker room,
But is it one person?

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Let me just check, Brandon, because you're actually asking me,
so are you talking to me?

Speaker 3 (36:03):
You know, I don't know check Bunker, but I like
watching League because it's entertaining. It entertains me and the Bunker,
as I said, the theatrics. So this is someone that
didn't like the Bunker in the early days. I think
I've actually said on this radio show, I think the
Bunker should be banned.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
I love the Bunker.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
I think it's other people have said that it's the
Bunker that's taking the entertainment out of the game by
slowing it down and stripping it of its intrinsic speed
and energy by looking at everything frame by frame.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Well, what do you think the Bunker?

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Does it pass the pub testis?

Speaker 1 (36:39):
So what's happened?

Speaker 14 (36:42):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (36:43):
I put up an Instagram post that has been called
false information. It's been reviewed by independent fact checkers and
found to be partially false. Let me tell you what
it was.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Is it about your views on world being flat?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
This is the irony to me, No, And in light
of the world where Donald Trump don't at me here,
has said that children are going to school and being
given sex changes, and people saying, where's the evidence of that?
And he doesn't have any in light of that world
that we're in, this is the post I had that
was seen to be false. There's a picture of a

(37:27):
sheep in its enormous coat of wool, and it said
this sheep escaped to farm and spent six years in
the mountains, during which time he grew thirty pounds of wool.
Predators tried to eat him, but their teeth could not
penetrate the fluff. You don't have to turn hard to
survive the wolves. Just be really, really soft and fluffy.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Someone sent that to me and I thought, what a
nice lesson at a fluff and be an influencer fluff,
But no underneath that has come up false information has
been reviewed by independent fact checkers. So presumably that sheep
was eaten alive by wolves.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
In the world of flat earthers and all that crazy misinformation,
that post of mine was tagged as fake. Wait to
see my bikini shots.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Thinking of the floor, there's a.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
There's a lot of fluff, and sadly no wolves were
coming here and no one's munching on.

Speaker 13 (38:24):
That podcast when God wanted to get right now, crazy windows,
stick your head on a yell.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
Down to the Jonty the matter of arms for the
pub test today Bunkers as in NRL bunkers, not World
War II bunkers.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (38:53):
World War two bunkers. We're putting it to the pub test.
So yes, what we're looking at is Wayne Bennett who
said these interesting words in a press conference. Rid of it.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yeah, no one wants to hear it. I was one
of those that didn't like the bunker originally, but now
I love it. I love the theatrics. I like that
little sound, that that ding ding sound when they get
six again. I love the theatrics. So that's what footy
is about entertainment. I think people get bogged down in
the tintas. And I know I'm going to contradict myself
here because sometimes the bunker can uncover those particular tic

(39:27):
tags tin tags.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
But still the bunker is great. When you see a
screaming try and they ground it, it's just great.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
But it takes a momentum way. You see a screaming
try and they ground it. That's the old school of playing.
Now we're going to look at every pass, We're going
to look at every kick, We're going to go look
every tackle. It slows the game down and takes away
the natural pace from the game. But what do you
think should we get rid of the bunker? Does it
passed the pub test?

Speaker 8 (39:52):
There should be no bunker.

Speaker 10 (39:53):
It should be the referee, soecition the whole time.

Speaker 8 (39:55):
We'll live with it before media and all that type
of thing. If the referee gets a roll, it gets
it wrong. But if it's a good referee, we should
see everything.

Speaker 6 (40:03):
That's going on.

Speaker 8 (40:04):
The toast judge, you should do their job and bastfully
we don't lose the bunker. Why to stop there? Get
rid of the bunker and then get rid of the
league altogether.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Like you know, then guinion might be able to.

Speaker 8 (40:14):
Get some supporters.

Speaker 10 (40:15):
If they can't thruify on our forward path, that could
make or break your team are winning games, So get
rid of the punofare if they can't utify on a
forward path.

Speaker 8 (40:27):
Well, I reckon it does pass the pup test.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
Well learn in the game.

Speaker 16 (40:31):
I think that it's very hard to have a happy medium.
But you get a lot of people that are saying,
you know, decisions are wrong. You get complaints right away.
And probably is that the rules in the game change
every year and they see it beyond certain things and
then next year they won't like so it's more the
rules for the games.

Speaker 6 (40:47):
That's not a bunker.

Speaker 10 (40:49):
I tend to agree referees are trying to make the
decision lease a theatrics for the movies. Get rid of
the buncount it's definitely not.

Speaker 6 (40:57):
They get it wrong, and there's no comeback on the
coach MOUs off against the bunker.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
He gets fine, players says something wrong, he gets fine.

Speaker 6 (41:04):
The bunker gets strung.

Speaker 10 (41:05):
Hey, nothing matters.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Get rid of the bunker. M The bunker gets away
with it scott free.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Yeah, the bunkers of having drinks after the game's got.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
No no given in the thank you for all your calls.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
I do like sharing the radio space with all our
brothers and sisters out there the broadcast. We want to
compete them, compete against them, and grind them into the ground.
But at the same time, there's a nice rivalry and
a nice friendly relationship.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
There's a camaraderie that we have. Would you agree, Well.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
That's absolutely right. We like them all as humans, we
really do, and we don't get to listen to each
other's shows, so we have to deep dive if we
want to slag them.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
I listen to their podcasts just to see how we're
going the litmus test. I've got some notes. I made
some individual notes by the performances on the show. I've
got my just a couple of notes from me, and
then I've got you.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
I've got yours. That's all yours.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
What are some of the recommendations for me?

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Brendan was just, you know, just keep it tight and perhaps.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Don't go all wokey, don't blather.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
ABC. Have you read my notes?

Speaker 2 (42:22):
I don't need to have you read them.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
But Fitzi and Whipple, we've known those boys for a
long long time and now they've got Kate Richie on
the show, which is great, and I believe they're doing okay.

Speaker 1 (42:34):
I think we're doing better.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
I'm not going of course, I'm not bigging it up
too much. You know, if you look at the read
most recent ratings, we are doing better.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
But I don't want to And why you had to
start our conversation with them saying that, I don't.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Know, I don't want to tempt fate or anything.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
But they do a segment on their show called Rap Battle,
and they challenged us to a rap battle on Friday.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
And didn't they pick the wrong people? Because you and
I if anyone says the words rap, the word rap battle,
they know. They think Jonesy, they think Amanda, they are
the We are the most rap people you can imagine.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
And for those who don't understand, so what happens We
kind of trash talk each other and this is how.

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Yeah, it was the softest trash talk. See if hitting
someone with a sponge.

Speaker 1 (43:18):
This is how it went down on Friday. Well, this
is a shock. We're risking careers. It's every executive's biggest figure.
Josie Amanda on arrival Wrap up a radio's biggest riders.
Welcome to nover WS What does that stand for? Wrinkle,
stress and breads? Wow, Well he's a big pant.

Speaker 11 (43:40):
Josie Amanda on WSFM.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Are playing all the hits from way back when. Got
a segment that makes you grin and smile, fits you whip.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
But they've got more style, so harsh.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
So that's the first Jonesy and Amanda they're cruising through
the air. But Fitzing and the crew they've got modern flair. Oh,
Junees are great.

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Free speaks mine Johnsy the man and give.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Up the game.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Wow away from w s f M unless someone makes
an offer and we moved to smooth and we were
gonna get the jokes are worse than one of Jonesy's
shut off.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
The two of us stuck around, just like Corona Carl
gets a real coffee.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
We just getting a corner. But it's one thing for
sure that really gets her Coolie.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Incidentally, sisty and you still like schoolly.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Oh my god, my rat name is at Leffard Jersey.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
I had no idea.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
I think they were mocking us somehow.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
You're not supposed to slag me. We're supposed to be
on the same team.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
I know.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
And do you think I should market little effort and
take her on the road.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Well, I've set up a cage vipe with you and
John was after the show you should get his should
get his n.

Speaker 11 (45:03):
Podcast.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
Well you might remember that the last time we had
our next Guess on, Jonesy kind of spat an egg
coffee at him. It went a little bit like this.

Speaker 11 (45:18):
I'm not really.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Good with egg.

Speaker 12 (45:23):
No.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Well, I've heard your humor and I'm surprised to hear that.
So rather than joining us in the studio, Colin Faznich
is keeping a very safe distance. He's over zoom this morning.
The eleventh season of My Kitchen Rules kicks off tonight,
so we're thrilled to talk to hollow Colin. How are you?

Speaker 4 (45:39):
I am very well and I will correct you today.
It's the fourteenth season.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Wow, fourteenth season.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
We look like eleven. It's fourteen.

Speaker 12 (45:49):
You.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
I'm just looking at you on the zoom. Colin.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
You've got a big ding in your head. What's happened?
You've got a massive scar, A few stitches. You've got
a few stitches. What's happened?

Speaker 4 (46:00):
I met a deer, not an old deer, real deer.
And let's just say everywhere I travel, I take a
little piece of it back with me.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Was that an antler that got you in the forehead?

Speaker 4 (46:15):
We could say that the story is going to get
bigger and bigger before.

Speaker 16 (46:18):
I get home.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
You're in New Zealand. So are you saying you were
hunting deer?

Speaker 4 (46:24):
I was. I was with my fellow m k R
hosts Manufidel, and we were. We were, we were stalking.
Put it that way, right, Yeah, deer, and let's just
say I came off worse.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Does this mean that you're going to eat more venison?

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Or this it means I think I'm going to be
vegetarian after.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
I don't know how for could shoot and kill an animal.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
When I was a kid, my grandfather used to take
his ferreting and he put a ferret down the rabbit hole,
and the and the rabbit run out the other end,
and then he'd it on the head to stand at
the rabbit, and then he'd break its neck and throw
it to us, and then he'd skin it, and then
we'd have rabbit for tea. And I always used to think,
I don't know if that's for me.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
What a great tub for breakfast radio. I hope everyone's
enjoying it. That's what we used to do.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
That's what that's what we did back in the seventies.

Speaker 8 (47:16):
That is it.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
That is real food. I mean like even right, well
we're HiT's talking about mkor and some of the things. Well,
we had mud crabs in Townsville that were just pulled
straight out of the hole and just cooked in sea water.
And so that's that's what it's about. It's like real
food and real people.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
You know, well, most of us are so removed from that.
We will still eat well, many of us still eat meat.
But a squeamish about where it comes from. So there
is a disconnect, there isn't there.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
I think everyone needs to get in this day and
age know where your food is coming from because food
is so expensive at the minute, like you need to
know where it's coming from. What is is it is
a good fear. So that's that's my view on it.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
And with the MKR this time around, what are we seeing?
We're seeing every day cooks because every year they get
better and better and they're almost like professionals like yourself.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
There's mate, there's and there's two dishes in this year
that I can't even cook. So that's there's also a
couple of clangers as well as a couple of tis well.
I think the minute we walked into the table this
year made they're on fire. This is this is just
like fire crackers, like you couldn't ask for better and

(48:28):
personality wise that they're actually out of control because.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Often, wonder with you and Manu, you have to spend
a number of hours sitting around a table with these
people and often that's the thing, isn't the meals take
so long to arrive at the table, it must be exhausting,
making you must feel like the royal family making small talk.

Speaker 16 (48:44):
For that long.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
Well, I think you know me, but now my small
talk is not very good, so I sort of I
sort of cut through the chase and they sort of
work out who I am pretty quick. You are kind
of direct, I always say, belongs like a brick.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Is it true that your daughters because you embarrassed the
hell out of them and they want you to quit
the show because they're tired of being embarrassed by their dad.

Speaker 16 (49:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
Big shout out to Lily and May Fastest at Saint
Claire's School. At the minute, Who've asked me to quit TV?
Because I am cringe.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
You're not cringe, You're not crane.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
My daughter as zoomed me last night, seen my head
and she's like, you're just an embarrassment. Like she's like,
who's the parent in this relationship?

Speaker 3 (49:33):
That's true, though, Like Chris Hemsworth's kids would be embarrassed
by and that's what kids do.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
I know, Chris Emsworth for thoughts. You know what I mean.
I'll take that.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
No, I wasn't saying you're Chris. I was saying even
he would be his kids anyway, that's right.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
I mean, at the minute you're breathing in and out.
You're an embarrassment teacher.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Exactly, exactly, exactly it.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Well, mate, we look forward to watching you eat, and
there'll be plenty of awful in the show because you guys,
you are Manu.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
You love the He's running Jones. He just annoys me,
like on random days, at random hours of the night,
sending me stupid messages about something I've cooked, telling me
how horrible it is awful, Like he just I think
you bored me. You need to get a hobby, but
he just sends me messages over the blue.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
I'm just one of your kids wanting to quit.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
You keep making them buddy sheep's guts and stuff that
you're One day I will cook for you and I'll
change your mind.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
I don't know, I just can't eat awful. It's awful.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
I know you've told me numerous times. I'm actually thinking
again a baring order on you.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
To blow a whistle around the line.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
Oh, Carl has always great to talk to you.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
M K has stats tonight at seventh Video Channel seven
and seven plus, Amanda, can you leave Lynn Collin some
pawprint went for his little scow on.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
I know, take care. We don't need your beautiful Bazage
to be scarred forever.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
It's not a little scared, it's a huge scare.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
It is horrid.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Say hi to them, a new for us, guys. Any
shout out to the girls, by the way, you have
just to embarrass to.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
To to Liia may Fassage at Saint Clair's who are
on the bus right now listening. And to all the teachers.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
I love you, oh dreadful, thank you.

Speaker 9 (51:14):
Carry Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Sort thirteen w A S f M. We have a
mystery Kata we do.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
This is thanks to Eastern Creek karting. Who is in
the cart today? If you can crack it, you'll get
a thousand dollars When me, you.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Were on that show Mystery Karta, But it wasn't a
bet scene.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Are you sayings on a show called Who's the Mystery Farta?
There's no mystery Brandon shortest lived series of all time.
Everyone is an Amanda, Yes it is. You like to
eat a lot of raw on you.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
What we do is we've got someone in our goka.
Can you fire them up please? Ryan?

Speaker 1 (52:10):
And now they're getting into their cart and we're watching
them come around.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Wow, the good they're good. You know the windows are down. Luckily,
this mystery carter she has short hair and a bit
of gel in it to keep the spiky bits in place.
It looks good.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Yeah, it's I wonder if she's worried about helmet hair.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Well she hasn't got a helmet on, because I just
said luckily, she has short hair and she's driving with
the window down.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Simon, it's in Cranbrook.

Speaker 8 (52:41):
Hello, Simon, there you going guys great?

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Do you have any idea who our mystery carter is?

Speaker 8 (52:48):
Well, I'm thinking it might be Cameron Diaz from.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
You because she was in something about Mary.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:54):
Yeah, and you feel about the gel Yeah, sorry, it's
not it's not Cameron Dear as well. This singer. Let's
watch her drive around and if something else comes to us.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
She brings a lot of color to the track.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
I find, but racing reds isn't her color? No, no, no,
it's not racing reds. Maybe something a little bit a
shade lighter.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Natalie is in Marubra.

Speaker 14 (53:17):
You know who it is?

Speaker 10 (53:18):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Is it pink?

Speaker 4 (53:19):
It is?

Speaker 12 (53:20):
It is?

Speaker 1 (53:26):
I worry about pink racing on the track. She should
she should get dune Dune.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
I think she mon't be flying over your head with
any gymnastics anytime soon. Is our mystery driver today.

Speaker 14 (53:41):
Well done, Thanks so much, guys, Thank you carry on
thanks to Eastern Creek Kati Race just an inch of
the ground in their super fast cards and feel like
a race car driver.

Speaker 2 (53:54):
We'll have another thousand dollars to give away tomorrow. Sham asked,
twenty thousand dollars. That's what someone's going to win if
they are our favorite gholie of the year.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
What have we got?

Speaker 2 (54:16):
What gets my goolies, guys? Are those bloody minor birds.

Speaker 12 (54:19):
Ever since my poor dog Lexi passed away, those birds
have decided that my bigola is their toilet and they
have pood everywhere the fence, the floor, my chairs, my
outdoor table. They're even so bold is to come inside
my back door and try and steal food from the
kitchen table. I keep trying to scare them away, but
they literally don't give up.

Speaker 6 (54:38):
You know what.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Those birds are a pest and they.

Speaker 11 (54:41):
Get my gollies.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Those mina birds.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Yeah, no one likes them today. Wait till they're a
little bit older and then they're no longer miners.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
When they grow up and they come and they go
the padle. All right, what else have we got?

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Hi, James and Amanda? What gets my goalies? His mum
not wearing a hearing aid. I speak to her. She
looks at me blankly because she hasn't heard. I ask
her a question. She answered some random answer. Yes, I've
been shopping. No, mum, that's not what I asked. I
asked how you were. I raised my voice so she
can hear me. She tells me not to yell at
her because she's not deaf. You are deaf, Mum, please

(55:14):
wear hearing aid. That's what gets my goolies, the irony.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
She probably wouldn't hear this well.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
And we don't know her name, just mum. So, mum,
were you hearing aid?

Speaker 1 (55:25):
How the bed?

Speaker 2 (55:25):
My grandmother used to have a hearing aid, but in
the days where it was like something the size of
a packet of cigarettes behind her ear. And I saw
a piece of cotton wool over my head. And so
I can't hear my hearing I haven't got my hearing
aid on. Because that's all she'd say, is I haven't
got my hearing aid on.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
It's a way to be, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
It was a giant headset. She may all have worked
at a call center with.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
The bad with the good.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
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Speaker 2 (56:07):
Well, I'll tell you what we thought we'd do for
Man of the match today. We had an email from
Scott about Jonesy. Well, it was hashtag let Jonesy creep.
This is your quest, Brendan, to have some binoculars to
be able to look out at the harbor and all
the ensuing blocks of flats between here and there. We
put it to our people and everyone. Most people seem

(56:28):
to think it was okay. So I will stand aside
Brendan and let you get the biggest pervious binoculars you can.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Well, and the person that brought it to the table
was Scott.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Yeah, he sent us an email and he says, as
long as I don't have my face pressed against the window.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
It's not such a bad thing, sir.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
He actually said, as long as you're not going a ruga.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
I didn't appreciate the hashtag let Jonesy creep because that's
not what it's about.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Let Jonesy surveil, that's what should pick.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Watch out Jones your perv right AU two.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
That's enough, Ugly Phill has arrived.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
He's got your chance to win your next trip to
two to the Cook Islands with W S and MS.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Win your way out of winter, and we.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Will be back for six o'clock the gamination. We'll see
you then.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Good day to you. Well, thank god, that's over.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Hood bite, good bite, wipe the two.

Speaker 9 (57:18):
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