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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for our podcast missus mooyints.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Look, I think you might enjoy some of the stuff
we spoke about earlier this morning, when we hope that
there aren't junior years listening, because we spoke about the
porn Awards. The categories are very interesting to look up
what some of the acronyms meant. Yes, and some of
them needed no explanation.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
And remind me to clear your history on the computers.
Please may need all sorts of trouble.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Tenna Arena has come out blasting some people who went
to see her show over the weekend, saying, look, why
do you have to go to the toilet so often?
What's going on? Stay in your see we put all
of that to the pub test.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
The tribal drama meantime beating for that's awkward.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
This is something that you and just Sinder, our show director,
both did to our new COO.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Well, that's awkward and gets my grulies. That's there for
you as well in this podcast.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
It's all awkward. Enjoy right now.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
That the miracle of recording. We have so many requests
for them to do it again.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Mistress Amanda and ms Killer Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Friend is in aroom making the tools of the trade.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
A legendary poet.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Jonesy, Amanda the actress.

Speaker 6 (01:21):
Congratulations, man, we're there.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
Right now, Josey and Amanda. You're doing a great job.
But now good time, good radio.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Sorry but it's a tongue twist set and Amanda.

Speaker 7 (01:37):
Shoot, Tim, we're.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
On there on top of the morning to you, Amanda,
how are you?

Speaker 6 (01:43):
I'm very well.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
How are you going?

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I am well? This is what Jim why Rye is he?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:50):
God?

Speaker 6 (01:50):
Hello?

Speaker 9 (01:52):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:53):
I know, I know what. I'm the new.

Speaker 10 (01:56):
Boy Tom and he's gone.

Speaker 6 (01:57):
And where have you been all this time?

Speaker 7 (02:00):
Well?

Speaker 10 (02:00):
I was working in corporate. I was on the corporate team.

Speaker 6 (02:05):
Last time the tea dry up, I did what But.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
You were doing so well at the.

Speaker 10 (02:10):
Wellness and yeah, wellness and networking conference.

Speaker 11 (02:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (02:14):
Well it turns out it was a big wang. And
so I decided, you know, I said, you can't find me.
I quit and that's it.

Speaker 6 (02:22):
Yeah, I can't fire me.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I quit.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
The whole world into that sentence.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Why have we got your back?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:31):
Well, it's nice to hear your little charming, cheerful voice.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Again, did you miss this?

Speaker 10 (02:36):
Not really well? And hello Ryan, don't get you so.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Though, okay, okay, great, there was there's trouble.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Channel seven was supposed to run the code word last
night and pretty boy Ferguson rang me last night, so
there's trouble.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
He was in a bit of a his.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Panties were in a bunch and they didn't put the
code word on the telly last night.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
There was no code word.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
But we still have the two thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
There was a glitch, so that has become out of
crisis an opportunity, the Chinese word crisis tuning.

Speaker 6 (03:08):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
So at some point today we're going to ask you
to give us a call and tell us what the
code word is. It'll be worth two thousand dollars to you.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Today's code word is glitch. Yeah, so sit on that,
sit on your glitch, and we'll give you an opportunity.

Speaker 6 (03:22):
To two thousand dollars Channel seven.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Nice. Nice to learn that nice, nice bit of bunce.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Also coming out Instagram makes us return and we can't
do anything till we do the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 6 (03:36):
Surely get ready? What don't call me?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Surely.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
What country is known as the Land of a Thousand Lakes?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Gam Nation.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
We have the magnificent seven seven questions? Can you go
all the way and answer all seven questions correctly? If
you do that, Amanda will say I.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Will say that the prize here in the jam pack
Johndred and fifty bucks to spend a price Line. I
was walking my dog on Saturday morning. I walked past
Price Line and I saw a sign of the things
saying that they had flu shots. Yep, so I tied
my dog up. I didn't have my Medicare card, it
didn't even have a driver's license, nothing, and got a
flu shot.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Did you get your ears pierced as well?

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well?

Speaker 6 (04:11):
No, Mom said I couldn't get my ears pierced.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
But anyway, not until you're sixty four. It's about getting
questions seven right.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Michael is in pit.

Speaker 6 (04:22):
Hello Michael, Good morning Amanda and Joie. How are you
sound like you're bringing the vibe?

Speaker 7 (04:29):
Oh, I've got it.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Have to you have to one every birthday for last month, Amanda.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
Wow, actually it was February.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Michael. My birthday is the most recent birthday.

Speaker 8 (04:40):
Oh sorry, Jonie.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Thank you, Michael, and get in early for next years
as well. Now, I wouldn't have known the answer to this.
What country is known as the Land of a Thousand Lakes? Finland?

Speaker 1 (04:52):
These are very hard questions. I've just looked at them.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Let's play refresh rift.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
Has Ryan written these? And I haven't done that.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
I haven't done anything.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
This is a riff. Can you guess the song? Michael,
have a Lizard's great riff?

Speaker 2 (05:26):
I don't think I've never heard that song.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
It's one for the enthusiasts, that's for sure. Michael, you
are Van Halen enthusiast.

Speaker 8 (05:34):
Yeah, no, I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (05:36):
Well, thank you for the birthday grievance. We both appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
Michael Shawn's embargo. I think we're gonna have to go
through a lot of people.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Sean, do you want to hear it again?

Speaker 1 (05:54):
It's classic any Van Halen, no doubt about.

Speaker 6 (05:56):
Do you know the song?

Speaker 12 (06:01):
Do you play your song called ben Alen?

Speaker 1 (06:03):
No?

Speaker 6 (06:04):
What's the teacher? No?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
No, unfortunately, Sean, which is a great song.

Speaker 6 (06:08):
Yeah, it's it's I don't even know how he can
give a clue.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Well, I've said it's Van Haylen. All we need is
what the song is.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
Go through their back catalog and see if he rings
any bells, give.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
It a whirl.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Thirteen fifty five twenty two is our number callers play
the Magnificent seven seven podcast.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
The Magnificent seven. We're up to riff rab.

Speaker 12 (06:30):
Yeah, any whiffs?

Speaker 10 (06:33):
Oh guys, you can't understand.

Speaker 13 (06:36):
Got to keep out the riff raw.

Speaker 6 (06:38):
Look we know it's Van Hayleen, but what's this riff?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
What's the song? Wongong?

Speaker 6 (06:46):
Can you put us out of our musical misery?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
What is it? Kylie?

Speaker 14 (06:49):
It's a talking about loud?

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Yeah, never heard of of course.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Oh my gosh, that's is that one of those Eurovision
crazy ones?

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, it's one for the enthusiast. Carlie, you must be
a Van Hallen enthusiast.

Speaker 14 (07:09):
I can't believe anyone that isn't.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Question number three for you. This is multiple choice. What
does et A stand for? Is it a estimated time away?
B Estimated time of arrival or see Estimated Total Australians.

Speaker 14 (07:24):
It's definitely B.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Yes, estimated time of arrival.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
What's the body of water called between Australia and New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Oh my goodness, the Brains Trust are doing very hard
to win bring you to question five.

Speaker 6 (07:44):
What's the name of the town that the Simpsons live in?

Speaker 8 (07:48):
Oh, Springfield?

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Yeah, like three car brand uses a prancing horse as
its logo.

Speaker 14 (07:55):
Oh no, stop, oh no, I know this well it's
is it?

Speaker 15 (08:03):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (08:05):
Shame you say you know this, and then sadly you didn't.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Has a horse, yes, but not a prancing one. There,
just a little horse, you know. It's it's part of
a whole thing, part of the shield.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
All right. Thanks. John's in orang Park, Holo, John, Hello,
good morning, good morning. What luxury car brand has a
prancing horse as its logo?

Speaker 6 (08:31):
That would be Ferrari.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Ferrari, which Ossie Sagastar recently welcomed a baby boy?

Speaker 7 (08:38):
Oh I have no idea.

Speaker 6 (08:39):
I say, his wife's listening. She's horrifying.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
These are the modern times in which we live. John.
Elena is in Summer Hills.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Elena, Hello, do you know which soccer star recently welcome
to baby boy?

Speaker 1 (08:55):
I like call him socky to her, Miss me so
gave birth to.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
The baby baby, little baby Jagger.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
I think, great name. Congratulations to you, Elene, You've won
the jam back. It's all coming your way. Two hundred
and fifty dollars to spend. A price line Quality Health
Vitamins of Australian owned offered it every day. Low price
is a price line for tickets to that GABS Festival,
Australia's biggest bee and drinks experience, Sidney, ICC.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
May thirty and thirty one. How did I not know
about this?

Speaker 6 (09:27):
You're hearing about it now from.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
That nice man from the radio.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Yeah, the Jonesy Demanda caricatures as well for you to
coloring and some standard pencils, Elene or anything you'd like
to add to this.

Speaker 14 (09:37):
Oh no, thank you so much. And can I just
say I love you Amanda?

Speaker 2 (09:41):
You're the best?

Speaker 6 (09:42):
Oh won't you?

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Sweet? Thank you very much. Jones's face has gone all pinched.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
No, no, it's not pinched.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
I'm happy for praise, but usually you know, if you've
got some praise for Amanda.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Who gives some praise for me?

Speaker 6 (10:00):
Elena, thank you.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
I get to see.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Her every day, Man of the.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Witness, the Magi every.

Speaker 11 (10:07):
Day Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
He Do needs your drag name Brendover Hailey Davidson Color
just read that out without pree reading.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Through, because yesterday that coming through the German that a
big book of musical facts.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
On this day.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
In nineteen seventy four, Elton John released his hit Benny
and the Jets. The song is a classic known world
Why yes, Elton has teamed up with several stars over
the years to give it new life.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
From Share.

Speaker 6 (10:54):
The Wonder, I like that.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I like that? What about this one?

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Very much?

Speaker 3 (11:02):
This was on TikTok because everything's on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Now you should get on TikTok?

Speaker 10 (11:06):
Should I?

Speaker 2 (11:10):
They'd be good?

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Who's that?

Speaker 2 (11:14):
She had got the bush?

Speaker 7 (11:16):
She's got the bush?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
This even got a like from Elton. Really, I know
this is the this is where it's the end of
the world as we know it.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
What are we going to play?

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Well?

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Whose version that extended?

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Play?

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Naturally? That will be the other radio stations will play
the ful version of that. But no, let's get the
real one on the og.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Elton John, Bennie and the Jets, gem go But what
point seven? Hello there at jonesy to man that that
is nice to hear Benny and the Jets. Elton John,
you know that whole no repeat workday, the snow repeat
workday we're doing.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
I can listen to that songing again. I'd be happy.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
You know, that's not the way. Some a clue.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
I'm just saying that showers today twenty two degrees in
the city, and our west right now at seventeen degrees.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Best you have your listening years on, is what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
And also maybe best for this next bit, you have
your adult listening years on, because this is going a
little bit fruity. The Porn Hubble Awards have been announced.
Really yeah, so this is going to be a little
bit adult this content here. The winners of the sixth
annual Porn Humble Awards were announced on Thursday night in
a ceremony on Los Angeles Sunset Strip at the Whiskey

(12:32):
You Go Go yep. So, the company that runs this
makes a charitable donation to a grassroots social justice network
dedicated to fundamental human rights night of sex workers who
are incarcerated or seeking reentry into society. Also, there was
a Lifetime Achievement Award to the late Cecilia Gentilli, a

(12:53):
transactivist who who has passed away her selfless dedication to
the community. She leaves find a legacy of empowerment and advocacy.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
So those all people, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Let's get to the categories number one Nicest Tits. I'm
not making that up. This is category number one, and this.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Is after all that's dedicated to see less.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
The bit that I was most amused by is a
lovely backstory as it were.

Speaker 6 (13:20):
That's probably another award best.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Than a story.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
And who won that?

Speaker 6 (13:26):
Angela White?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
I just googled Angela White and I couldn't work out
what outfits she was wearing. I saw that was someone
else's body, was her outfit? But anyway, nicest whatever's for her?
Second category, Best Male Downstairs, That was won by Dread
Dread Favorite BBW I or this hottest ass nicest p

(13:52):
word for a female.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Okay, sorry, yes word BBW.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
BBW is big beautiful woman. And that was one by
bad Kitty. Kitty'd be seen on a window still licking herself.
What else have we got here?

Speaker 5 (14:07):
You know?

Speaker 2 (14:08):
The favorite channel Family Strokes, the favorite gay channel.

Speaker 6 (14:17):
I'm just gonna have to say it, Sommer everyone, Family Dick.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Sorry. The favorite newcomer is Dan Danglar Danglar, favorite Milf
Scherie de Ville. Favorite couple is Jelly Filled Girls h
The top big Tits performer Natasha Nice Top Big d
word performer, girth Master. Yeah, of course, what's DP, Top

(14:41):
DP performer? What's DP?

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Department of Prosecution?

Speaker 2 (14:46):
That's it. That was one by Savannah Bond.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
The top.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
Backs Backdoor performer female Nicolenchi, Top b J performer female
Alexis Ta, Top b J beformer male Parker Woods.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
You know you just throwing these things away. These people
have worked hard to get this.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
They did work hard. What's a twink?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
I know this isn't it like a skinny gay guy?

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Okay? Well, top Twink was cold?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
I mean I don't know that.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
I just you know, just what's the top daddy performer?
You think that's Will Tantra. The top milk performer. The
top cosplay performer was Purple Bitch. So the top pettish
fetish performer Caged Jock not pettish before, No, no, not pettish.
The big question is who got the biggest clap on

(15:34):
the night. I'm sorry if this has been a little
bit fruitial for you this morning, but it's not. But
I know we have to honor these awards.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Maybe when I said put your listening ears on, do
it for the snow a beat work day, then take
them off for that bit and now you back again,
back on. Yeah nice, let's get on down to the
jonesy demand of arms pub test. Tina Arena has launched
a scathing attack on fans who took a toilet break

(16:05):
during a recent show. I've worked with Tina, and the
last thing you want to be is on the receiving
end of a scathing attack.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
She doesn't tolerate fool.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
I remember one time when we're on Dance with the Stars,
I had had to Sattanna, you're scaring the kids, Tina.
She went into a ramp and once Tina starts on
the rad you just go right o.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Well, this is the thing. Some concertgoers who paid a
reported two and fifty dollars for a ticket sold out
show needed to go to the bathroom, and that upset
her and she took umberage, she shot back. Every the
newspaper said a quest response to the attendees. Back in
my day, you wouldn't leave to go to the toilet
unless you were beeping your pants, she said. She said

(16:44):
to future concertgoers, go before the show.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
Yeah, well fair enough.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
I went.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Was at the end of young talent time, when they're
all seeing all my loving.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
I never loo could be anxious to get to the loop.
I would to see Hanns Zimmer a few weeks ago,
and you jammed into your seats. There's not much room
in front of your knees, and I'm a relatively short person.
But people were constantly coming and going. You had to
stand up to let them through and move to the side.

Speaker 6 (17:10):
People going to.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Get drinks, people presumably going to the toilet, people moving around.

Speaker 6 (17:14):
I found it highly irritating.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
I know people have to go to the toilet. Some
of the comments here, look my bladder runs to its
own timelines, as this person, not to an arrogant singer's timeline.

Speaker 6 (17:25):
Others are saying yeah, people have said.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Well, then people get up and down like a jack
in the box, and that's the especially the kids these days.

Speaker 6 (17:32):
And listen to you.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
I once went with you to see Grease the musical
because it was dreadful. But the floor was littered with
cans and beer. As I've thought, I was at a
football match, so you were constantly up and back to
the bark contant.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
No, and there's reason for that. The stage kept breaking down.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Remember it was the Arena Spectacular and Craig McLachlin would
be in the middle of whatever he was doing, and
then all of a sudden there'd be this announce.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
All performers leave the school doing a malfunction.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
But there are some people who go ten minutes so
the show went for a thousand years, or going extra time.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
At the af L.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
There are a lot of people, though that get up
and down constantly. Some people, of course, have to, and
also others are saying, I've paid my money and.

Speaker 6 (18:17):
I choose to.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Well, I'm Tina's part of my crew, so I will
always support her.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Even if you were beeping your pants.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
I beat my pants because I know what it's like
to be on the receiving end of a rent from Tina,
and I don't want that getting up.

Speaker 6 (18:31):
During a concert. Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Happily Captain Bird's Rex Hunt kissed them. Ulous Mother's Day yesterday?
Everything go well.

Speaker 6 (18:45):
I had a lovely Mother's Day.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
What did the boys do for well?

Speaker 6 (18:48):
I felt like cooking, and.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
So I said why don't to Liam and Jack, why
don't you come over and we'll all cook together, which.

Speaker 6 (18:54):
Is what we did, and I have the best day.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
I loved it. No Beef Wellington's no throughout the Humidy
Fire I told with the idea of getting some beef
Wellington because it's been.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
In the news a bit lately, and I think any
family would panic if a beef Wellington arrived on a plate.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
It's a very stific color. Boo.

Speaker 6 (19:13):
It's hard to make too, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
I'm not really The part about it is overcooking the
beef inside the parcel, because all that parcel holds in
all the pastry.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
The pastry takes the moisture out of the beef.

Speaker 6 (19:25):
Have you made one before?

Speaker 1 (19:26):
I have many many moons ago.

Speaker 6 (19:28):
I did Helen have a nice Mother's Day?

Speaker 1 (19:30):
You had a great mother's Day?

Speaker 15 (19:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:31):
My daughter came round.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
She made spaghetti von goll which is the with the
little pippies in it, little pippies.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
And I've got two kilos of prawns. I've peeled them
for everyone. All that people complaining I don't pull the
poochube out of there?

Speaker 6 (19:44):
You're joking, You are joking. What do you mean you
don't pull out the poo tube?

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Really?

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Is that a thing?

Speaker 6 (19:55):
Years and I didn't know that you don't pull out
the poochube?

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Well, I just I'm.

Speaker 6 (19:59):
Shocked that it's easy to do it.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
It's not it's extra digoration.

Speaker 6 (20:03):
Yeah, but you know who wants to eat the pooh?

Speaker 2 (20:07):
No one. I'm surprised to you. You have always wanted
to go in a cooking show with me. It's never happening. Now,
imagine serving that up to Maneu.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
What cooking show would have I ever said, all, you know,
but you've.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Always said, you know, we should go on kitchen rules
and things. A we'd fight, B you'd keep the poo
tube in.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, entertaining, that's for shure.

Speaker 6 (20:29):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
We mentioned this at six o'clock this morning. Thanks to
Channel seven News. We have two thousand dollars to give
away for the code word. And there was a mistake
last night and the code word didn't get shown.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
You can't mention it. We mentioned it at six o'clock
this morning. Yeah, well, if you know that's for the
early rises.

Speaker 6 (20:45):
Yeah, I think it's okay to mention it again.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
We've decided that the code word, they said, take the
two thousand dollars and make up your own code word,
glitch is today's code words of the Gleach Later. Who
do you think later in the show we should have
gone with poo tube Later? In the show, We'll lastly
got the co word is you can win two thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Don't ring now, don't ring now, it'll be late.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Don't ring now.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
I'll give you a bit of a clue after a
thirty Okay, that's when Amanda Sham Notion podcast.

Speaker 7 (21:11):
When God right now, I'm taking now in your windows,
stick your head on a yellwub jest today.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Well, a couple of weeks ago and to see Hanns
Zimmer perform at Kudos Bank Arena, and every few minutes
someone was getting out of their seat and having to
walk in front of you, and the seats aren't big
enough that that can happen easily without having to stand
up and all of that, and I think they go
to the toilet, They're going to get drinks. What's going on?
I've got the as you know, the blooder of a
budgery gar and yet I was able to make it

(21:46):
through the concept. Tina Arena has launched a scathing attack
on some fans who took a toilet break during a
recent show. And some of the comments were saying that
they're at that show and a lot of people getting
up and walking around, but she said back in my day,
you would leave to go the toil unless you are
beeping your pants, is what Tina has said.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
Then I's put it right off.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
I've seen Tina give people sprays, and I got to
tell you don't want to be at the receiving end
of that spry.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
But other people are saying, look, I've paid good money
for this seat, and if I've got to go the toilet,
I've got to go to the toilet.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
You're seventy. I paid to see a Darbinac. I want
to seize me a Dobina.

Speaker 6 (22:22):
Getting up during a concert. Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Yes, it absolutely does. You know what her fans aren't
getting any younger, and some of us, you know, we've
pushed out a couple of kids, and we want to
be able to jump.

Speaker 8 (22:33):
Up and down and do it during the end of
the show the highlight. No, I don't need my view
interrupted with people walking past towards that. I think it's fine.
I usually stand up when I have to be in
a seated area, and I think, if you've got to
get up and do what you need to do, then
who cares? It doesn't ruin anyone's experience. You're there for
the concept, not for people standing up.

Speaker 6 (22:53):
Oh I think your past the pup test.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
I think she's being a bit sensitive.

Speaker 7 (22:57):
If you've got a week bloody, you've got a week bloody,
you've got to go.

Speaker 8 (22:59):
You got to go, and if you need to be well,
it's very important to get up past the pubcast.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Mixed bag.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
There, mixed bag.

Speaker 6 (23:09):
Lots of events happening over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Well, yeah, you had the porn Hub Awards announced at
six forty earlier.

Speaker 6 (23:16):
Yeah, and what were some of your favorite categories.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Brendan, Well, you know, where do you?

Speaker 6 (23:21):
Where do you? Where do you start?

Speaker 2 (23:23):
And where do you finish?

Speaker 1 (23:24):
I think Nicole Doshi what'd she win for?

Speaker 6 (23:27):
Oh no, I can't say, okay, no, no, but she'd
be very proud and very happy.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
Well, over the weekend we also had the twenty twenty
five Tree Hugging World Championships.

Speaker 16 (23:38):
People come from around the world to hug trees here
in Levy, Northern Finland. It's even been research to be
good for you. My name is Rieta rak and I
host the Tree Hugging World Championships.

Speaker 6 (23:52):
It's not just someone running up and hugging them.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
There are different categories involved, and the judges look for
the deep feeling conveyed in the hug. So there's a
different categories consists of three events.

Speaker 16 (24:03):
Speed hugging where you have to hug as many trees
as you can within one minute.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
You have to hug minimum five seconds.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
There's three style where people do the weirdest things they
can think of.

Speaker 16 (24:16):
Then there's dedication.

Speaker 7 (24:18):
You're marry me there you have to really show your love.

Speaker 6 (24:22):
Said yes, yeah, and there's a shot of him putting
a ring on a branch.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Seriously, that's nice to see Adam bands from spending his
time well well.

Speaker 6 (24:31):
Also some people taking him further because separate to that,
I saw this woman.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
Yeah, but have you got your minge around the tree recently?
Because I'm good about this. This is one of the
most healing things that you can do. You know, the
world's an unusual place. Whatever gets you through these tens
of times, I'm all for it.

Speaker 1 (24:52):
Okay, Okay, National Park.

Speaker 11 (24:57):
Gnation, Jonesy and Amanda Podcast, Legendary.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Bird Jersey, Command of the Actress, Bravo, Friend, Bravo.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
Another stellar episode of The Piano last night.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
You are so great on that show.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Can I trust you? All? Good seeing throughout the day,
a bunch of penists.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
The best bit you great on the show You looked
great in Red.

Speaker 6 (25:27):
It was episode two.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
You can stream They're all there if you want to
stream them all but on ABC. I view, but I'm
watching them.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
I like to watch it as it happens. I'm watching you,
and I'm watching Reacher.

Speaker 6 (25:38):
Yeah, I'm watching Reacher as well, Your love and Reacher.
Sure well.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
You seem to be stuck on the shower scene in
episode in series one.

Speaker 6 (25:45):
My remote control jammed?

Speaker 2 (25:47):
What can I do?

Speaker 1 (25:47):
What that is? The reviews are in the guide? Has
an article? Has it mentions the piano?

Speaker 6 (25:52):
It was a nice one last week? Is or another one?

Speaker 1 (25:54):
I haven't pre read this.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
I don't read it out loud.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Then it's time to ditch the forgettable fluff at me?
Uh well, no, hang on, Kim Williams, this is the
boss of the ABC. This is your boss has said
there's no future in Bland more. Producers of ABC shows
need to get the memo.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Oh I'm anxious.

Speaker 6 (26:11):
How's it going to go?

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Bloody?

Speaker 3 (26:16):
The more successful of the pair, This is the ABC
shows The Piano hosted by a well cast nice, warm, nice,
and slightly too effusive, Amanda Kella.

Speaker 6 (26:27):
Slightly too effusive.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
It invites amateur musicians.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
All I've heard I don't want to hear anymore.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
He plays pianos unbeknownst to them.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
Lightly too effusive.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Just stop effusive? Is good?

Speaker 2 (26:39):
No, it's you know, in my defense, when you're talking
to people to their faces and they tell me their
life stories, who's not going to be effusive? Slightly too effusive?
You know, it's like your parents say, one terrible thing
your whole life, that's all we remember. This is all
I remember. Is slightly too effusive, And thank you for
reading about to me, Brendan, it's.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Not a bad thing. It could be worse. How were
you could be less satisfying? The article goes on to say,
is Claire Hooper's House of game?

Speaker 2 (27:05):
What's that the other night?

Speaker 3 (27:07):
An uncomfortably static studio based game show in which the
host and the players try hard to look like they're
having fun.

Speaker 6 (27:14):
Oh that's worse than less affusive. It's all relative.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Or you could be hosting celebrities.

Speaker 6 (27:19):
Splash or worse beyond it.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Well, excuse me, that was my TV time to shine.
Even I said no to that.

Speaker 6 (27:28):
You've plopped in a pool many times.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Nothing wrong with being a slightly too effusive.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Oh why don't you just keep saying it?

Speaker 1 (27:36):
You're good?

Speaker 2 (27:36):
I like coming up next, let me see if a
Fuciver is on the list, because I've got a list
to here of baby names that have been banned in Australia.
There are eighty nine of them and they're quite extraordinary.
This is what people have tried to call their kids.
We'll talk about it next.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
That's Entertainment with m Gillespie. That's coming up as well podcast.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
You know, it's an interesting trend that names come and go,
as we know, but the names of people of my generation, Sharon, Kevin,
Carol Brett, those sort of names have disappeared. Gary, and
you can't yeah, Gary, you can't imagine that they will
ever come back. But you know, we thought my dad's
name is Arthur. I'm stunned that babies are being called Arthur.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
My mother in law's name is MAVs and she's eighty
two now, and she said when she was called Mavers,
that name was considered old back then.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yeah, but the old ones are coming back, the old names.
My grandmother was Grace. They're beautiful Graces, Rocks, the streets. Absolutely,
it does. But how about these names. There are eighty
nine baby names that are banned under Australian naming laws,
and that means that people have tried to register these
names and they've been knocked back. Okay, Adolf Hitler, duh

(28:50):
all one name? No not d does Adolf Hitler bong head?
Imagine trying to register your child's name bong head, cyanide, dickhead? No, yeah, yeah, yeah,
g bang iMac iMac inspector, I mean Ntella panties Sama

(29:15):
bin laden passport. Who do want to call their kid passport?

Speaker 3 (29:18):
I think because when they go to passport control, they're
just doing it for the joke.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Ranger RoboCop s h I t head, he's calling the
cat smelly snort, soccer rouse terrorist song Virgin. I know
these are names that have actually been knocked back. So

(29:47):
what happens if you choose that?

Speaker 7 (29:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:49):
What happens if the name is chosen for the child
cannot be registered and the parents who not provide an alternative,
All right, well, bonghead can be their middle name. No.
They say that the births, deaths, marriages a sign a
name so that the child's birth can be legally registered,
so they'd give you a name.

Speaker 6 (30:06):
I wonder what that you know, John Citizen? I wonder
how they choose a name?

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah, what about sterilization?

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yeah, well as a name.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
No, maybe these idiots shouldn't be breeding. Jist advertised on your.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Dance and Shoes, don't give me your fast shot from
the Daily Os was the news of fitz a print.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Kem Gillespie is here.

Speaker 12 (30:32):
Hello, Hello, can you believe we're talking about?

Speaker 8 (30:35):
It?

Speaker 6 (30:35):
Ends with us?

Speaker 12 (30:36):
Again?

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Us was done.

Speaker 13 (30:38):
I like to call it it never ever, ever, ever,
ever ends with us. Taylor Swift has been dragged into
this drama. In case you need a quick refreshers please,
It ends with Us. This is the movie that came
out last year, starring Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni.

Speaker 12 (30:53):
He also directed it.

Speaker 13 (30:55):
It's based on this book by Colin Hoover, and it
follows this tumultuous DV relationship and Chip. It's actually a
pretty good movie, but unfortunately no one's talking about that.

Speaker 12 (31:04):
We're talking about this legal dispute.

Speaker 13 (31:06):
So in December twenty twenty four, Blake Lively filed this complaint,
a civil complaint suing co star Justin Baldoni. Alleging sexual
harassment and a hostile work environment. Some awful stuff came
out at the time about allegations about his behavior on set,
but then he countersued in January filed a four hundred
million dollar lawsuit against Blake Lively, but not only her,

(31:28):
also her husband, Ryan Reynolds. They're publicists accusing them of
civil extortion, defamation, invasion of privacy. And it's been this
whole he said, she said, fallout. No one's really come
out looking any better. No one's coming out of this unscathed.
But Taylor Swift's involvement had always been kind of rumored.

Speaker 6 (31:47):
She's a good friend of Jake Lively.

Speaker 12 (31:50):
She's best he's with Blake Lively.

Speaker 13 (31:51):
She's the godmother of the three daughters of Blake Lively
and Ryan Reynolds. She's not a defendant in the lawsuit,
but she is being called on by Justin Baldoni's team
to appear as a witness. So the rumors are that
there was this famous rewrite of a rooftop scene. The
rooftop scene in the movie is when the Blake Lively
and Justin Baldoni characters first meet, and it's part of

(32:11):
all the legal jargon matter, whole fallout thing because Justin
Baldoni alleges that Blake Lively rewrote the whole thing unfairly,
and that Taylor Swift was involved in the rewrite, that
she was present at a meeting at her apartment. They
were all there, and Justin Baldoni felt pressured because she's
a big famous star. She was her room, and so
he thought, oh, okay, I have to say yes to
all of these rewrites. Blake Lively says that never happened

(32:34):
to Taylor Swift wasn't in the room. She arrived at
the apartment as Justin Baldoni was leaving. There's also allegations
that Taylor Swift might have been involved in the casting
of the film, that she helped the girl who plays
the young Blake Lively in the movie, that she helped
her get the part.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
So is this part of the allegation is that she
over Justin Baldoni as the produced as the director of
the film is saying that Blake Lively overstepped the mark
yes of just being an actress in it.

Speaker 13 (32:59):
Yeap and that she she essentially kind of used her
power and her influence to change the direction of the film.
And that that wasn't what she was hired to do.
She was an actress, not a director on the movie.
Taylor Swift isn't being accused of anything. She's just being
called on to come and give her version of events
about what went down. But we've got some two blistering

(33:19):
statements over the weekend from both Blake Lively's team and
Taylor Swift's team. The Swift Statement's statement says that Taylor
Swift never set foot on the film set of this movie.
She was not involved in any casting or creative decisions.
She didn't score the film, she didn't see an edit
or make any notes. She didn't even see it until
weeks after its public release, as she was traveling around

(33:40):
the globe during twenty twenty three and twenty four headlining
the biggest tour in history.

Speaker 12 (33:45):
Good alibi, fair enough, She's got a good alibi.

Speaker 13 (33:48):
Blake Lively's team have said that Justin Baldoni continues to
turn a case of sexual harassment and retaliation into entertainment
for the tabloids, going as far as suggesting that they
celtic it's to a concert venue to witness this deposition
with a woman who's given a voice to millions all
over the world. This is a very serious legal matter,

(34:10):
not a circus. So both of those statements have this
theme that you know Justin Baldoni and his lawyers are
trying to just peddle this as a big publicity stunt,
but that it's much more serious than that, that there's
a sexual harassment case at the center of all of
this that should see the light of day, and that
this is all a big, major distraction.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
And in this movie has it become more and more
successful because of the controversy around it, because for me,
I don't actually want to see it because of this.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
I'm the same I wouldn't be able to see it
without hearing all of this in my head.

Speaker 12 (34:40):
It's really unfortunate because.

Speaker 13 (34:41):
You can't watch it without analyzing the interactions between the two.
And it has to be said, Blake Lovely and Justin
Baldoni in this movie, I think they have incredible chemistry.

Speaker 6 (34:52):
Because I couldn't watch that because that's not the truth.

Speaker 13 (34:54):
Well, it's distracting because you think, wow, you guys are
pretty good actors, because we know you absolutely hate each
other's gun, but like in this movie, you do seem
quite into each other.

Speaker 12 (35:02):
So that is convincing.

Speaker 13 (35:04):
It's a shame because you know, at the end of
the day, the movie has this really powerful message about
coosive control and domestic violence and these relationships and how
a vulnerable person can seem to have it all on
the outside, but you know, behind closed doors there's this
messed up stuff happening. But that's you know, completely gone
out of the conversation because we have this big Hollywood
circus and no one is innocent here, I think, is

(35:26):
my takeaway. I think everyone's done shady stuff. I don't
think there are people that necessarily have the best intentions.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Maybe we just canceled.

Speaker 6 (35:33):
They should both cancel each other out.

Speaker 13 (35:35):
Yeah, well that's what they're trying to do. It feels
like they're going to go until there's nothing left. But
unfortunately it never ends with us because the trial is
scheduled to commence in March twenty twenty six, so we'll
probably be talking about it again at least, you know.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
With Amanda myself, you get what you see. It's you
get what you see. You get what you see and
you hear. It's an enduring friendships.

Speaker 12 (35:59):
My favorite thing about radio is you get what yes see.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
No one sees anything, which is why it's so incredible.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Exactly. Take you in Lesbie from the Daily Ods.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Amanda sa Podcasts, Free Instance.

Speaker 6 (36:21):
And Amanda's.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Gold Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You can
pass if you don't know an answer. We'll come back
to that question of time permits. Get all the questions right,
one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering one
bonus question, but it is double or nothing.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
Peters in Blambi, Hello, Peter, Oh hello, there you go, Peter,
we've called you.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Hello. Oh yeah, good, good everything.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Yes, it's Gray here in Sydney. What's Blambie like at
the moment?

Speaker 7 (36:53):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (36:54):
Surely up in Ingdean and it's threatening to be a
bit a bit sally, but yeah, it's.

Speaker 8 (36:59):
A bit gay as well.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Let's going on and off.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Well let's see what that's some A grade small talk there, Pete.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
Let's get down the meat and potatoes.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
All right, the meat and potatoes are the is this Peter?
Ten questions sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say passed,
because we usually have time to come back. Okay, yep, Peter,
good luck, because here we go here's question number one.
What's the main ingredient in b Chicky?

Speaker 6 (37:27):
Oh, that's Homas egg plan.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
Peter. Oh, Pete.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
You know we always had small talk, Pete, and that's
really small talk, low action.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
I'm so sorry, Pete.

Speaker 6 (37:42):
Story in my life, guys, thank you, go well friend GM.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
So whose story do I start with? Our show director
Jacinda or you Jones? You've both had an awkward encounter
with our new coo, Michael, who is a lovely, lovely man.

Speaker 6 (38:01):
The morning started with you. What happened, Brendan, Well, I.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
Met him for the first time, very nice man, and
I was making you your little chocolate drink.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
You seem to like your sweety drink. I met Michael,
and you know, in between the song running out.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
I'm in a bit of a hurry, get mate, welcome
a boy, Great to meet you, blah blah blah. And
he said some nice things about the show, and I
gave him a pat on the shoulder, and then I
didn't realize that I had chocolate from your stupid sweety drink.

Speaker 6 (38:27):
Well you drink you too.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Yeah, I've slopped a little bit of so it's on
my hand. So now it's gone on to his shoulder.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Did you say anything.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Well, I'm looking at it going and this guy's probably
got meetings and all that sort of stuff with investors,
and it's like a bird's crawling out fires and there's
this big like brown It's the start of the day.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Yeah, you know, it's not like the end of the day.

Speaker 6 (38:46):
Well, that same day, Jacinda, you met him.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Oh well, I.

Speaker 6 (38:50):
Can't believe you're making me really relive this.

Speaker 15 (38:53):
You know, I hadn't actually met him properly yet, and
you had, and we were walking out of the building
and we're talking, and then you've turned behind me and said, oh, hello, Michael,
and I've turned around.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
And he's lent in.

Speaker 15 (39:10):
So I've gone always coming in for a kiss. I
know it sounds ridiculous, but bear with me. I'm Italian,
and I thought, well, this is just how, you know,
we greet each other. And so he's lent in. I've
kissed him on the face, only to realize he put
his arm behind me to keep the door open for us.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
And I didn't notice any of this taking place, And
Jacinda and I both walked to the car park, got
into our cars, and you was I didn't realize you
were so mortified. You couldn't talk to me about it
until the next day.

Speaker 15 (39:45):
I couldn't talk to anyone about it. I was waiting
for an email from hr. Yeah, I thought, this guy's gone.

Speaker 6 (39:50):
Now I know how she got her job. Oh, pashing
people on the face.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
It's one of those situations where you think, I'm going
to go drive straight to the airport.

Speaker 6 (39:57):
I'm going to go and live in Vietnam and a.

Speaker 15 (39:59):
Ditch Yep, that's exactly what I did. Yeah, it was
like I came back. But honestly, I could not stop
thinking about it for days. It just really I played
it over and over in my mind because all I.

Speaker 6 (40:10):
Thought was in the moment.

Speaker 15 (40:12):
I don't know how long we talked to him for
because my brain was going, Oh my god, Oh my god,
Oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Yeah, yeah, h horror. I had an awkward moment last
week when Women's Weekly put a nice in the light
of the piano starting put a nice thing on their
Instagram with a picture of me and my husband Harley,
and blah blah blah.

Speaker 6 (40:29):
It was my brother, that's awkward, and he sent it
to me and we both went.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Ew, I think we've got three good stories there.

Speaker 6 (40:37):
Tribal dramas beating forul Well.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
That's awkward, that's awkward.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Yeah, absolutely, podcast.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
The tribal dramas. Beating for awkward can happen anyway.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
It can happen to anything.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Remember you thank the wrong news reader all those years
ago had.

Speaker 6 (40:56):
Made delicious chocolate chip biscuits.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
I wasn't paying it. Tension, and the other one to
walk past, and I rubbed my stomach y yum, and
it wasn't them. She thought you were mentally deficient, but
not dietary defision because I've eaten all the biscuits.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Rodney has joined us.

Speaker 2 (41:12):
Rodney, good morning. Well who was awkward? What happened? It
was me just this weekend.

Speaker 8 (41:20):
Actually, I was running a stand up promy show and
there was a man there and they kept calling him
Roger and referring to him as Roger to everyone else,
and they said, who's Roger?

Speaker 7 (41:31):
This is Michael, and so I've got I've got him
mixed up.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
With another another comedian, someone else. But the worst hont
is both men are Asian.

Speaker 8 (41:42):
I just look gracious, look the same.

Speaker 6 (41:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's very unfortunate.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
If it's any if it's any consolation I've got an
Asian mate, and I was I'm my mate.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Do you know just see him? Are you? White guys
all look the same.

Speaker 6 (41:57):
So you know they can say that we can't, I know,
because that's how it goes, is it?

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Thank you Ronnie?

Speaker 6 (42:04):
Hello Sandra? Who was awkward?

Speaker 7 (42:08):
I had a.

Speaker 8 (42:09):
Horrible situation about fifteen years ago. I was on a
dating site and I had been chatting with this guy
for about six months or whatever. Anyway, he was coming
supposedly to Australia, so I went out to the fort
to meet him. And anyway, this guy got off the
plane and I greeted him with open arms and the
kiss and everything else and welcomed him to Australia and

(42:30):
it was lovely to meet you and all that sort
of thing. I need to find out the wrong.

Speaker 6 (42:34):
Guy, oh six weeks later or you discovered it then?

Speaker 2 (42:40):
No, I discovered it.

Speaker 8 (42:41):
Then we had a little bit of a conversation and
a bit of a giggle, and then to make it worse,
the real guy didn't show up.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
So was it Dr Chris Brown?

Speaker 6 (42:51):
Yeah, there's someone who's you know, that's terrible.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Someone's been catfishing this woman claiming it's doctor Chris Brown
and I'm stuck over season. I need forty dollars.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Forty million dollars.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
He've been taking hostage in Australia and the ransomers were
demanding forty million dollars from this woman that looked like
she could put two cents together.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Where's she from?

Speaker 1 (43:12):
She's in England.

Speaker 6 (43:15):
That is the real Chris Brown. He has been taken hostage.

Speaker 11 (43:18):
Sandra, Thank you, Jonesy and Amanda Podcast Thanks.

Speaker 17 (43:26):
Man Tips, four announcers trying to get a career in radio.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Satday ondos. The tribal drama has been beating. Well that's awkward.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Yes, Hello, Leah, how are you?

Speaker 14 (43:40):
I'm a good thank you.

Speaker 15 (43:41):
Hi.

Speaker 6 (43:41):
Guys, tell us about your awkward situation.

Speaker 14 (43:45):
Oh my god, it's one.

Speaker 8 (43:46):
That happened quite a few years ago.

Speaker 17 (43:47):
I was sitting at a set of lights and I
swear blind. It was a friend of mine parked next
to me at the set of lights. I opened my
window and flapping my arms about and I'm singing out
in yahooeing and trying.

Speaker 14 (43:59):
To get their attention.

Speaker 17 (44:00):
And after that the window opened.

Speaker 5 (44:02):
It was a man, a stranger, who offered to take
me round to the corner park and do a bit
of who are And then I responded and called him
the sleaziest horrible person everyone out.

Speaker 8 (44:15):
Dare he do that to me?

Speaker 2 (44:17):
He must have wondered why you were doing such a
strange thing to him.

Speaker 17 (44:20):
Well I thought about that later, but at the time
I went.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
You, yeah, probably think what this woman doing?

Speaker 6 (44:29):
She leads me on and then and then nothing then
gets great.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Won't go to the park and do a bit of who.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
Ha, geez?

Speaker 6 (44:35):
Traffic lights are fraud aren't they?

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Kylie has joined us. Hello, Kylie, Hello, how are you great?

Speaker 6 (44:42):
Tell us about the awkward situation?

Speaker 14 (44:44):
Well, when my mom and dad were building their house
was like an owner builder type situation. My mum was
liaising with the bricklayer one night, and it was just
the two of them and they were talking, and then
suddenly there was this enormous loud far and of course
one my mother assumed that it was the bricklayer, and
the bricklayer assumed that it was my mother, and they

(45:05):
both just kind of awkwardly just kept talking.

Speaker 7 (45:08):
Anyway.

Speaker 14 (45:08):
The following evening, mum was in the kitchen, she was
home alone, and she heard this really loud fart sound
coming from the back verandah, and she thought that there
was some guy out there. Anyway, she goes out there
and there's no one there but the dog. Anyway. Of course,
it turned out that it was the dog after all that,
because he had a hernia right next to his butthole
and we didn't know about. It was the dog and

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he's doing loud farts in very loud fast because of
the hernia made it loud.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
And did your mother feel like instantly finding the builder
to say, you know what, it wasn't me?

Speaker 14 (45:39):
Well, she had to keep seeing him because, like I said,
it was basically just dad and the builder that built
the house.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
That went on for months and months, not because sometimes
the moment passes and you can't go back. So you
now I thought I farted a month ago, Well I didn't.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Oh no, thank you, Kyle, thank you for all your caul.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
That's a great excuse.

Speaker 6 (45:59):
My dog's got a hernias.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Sham Notion podcast.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
We are back in cahoots with Channel seven News and
I'm quite happy to be in cahots with Mark Ferguson
and Angela Cox.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Well, they've given us two thousand dollars every day this week.
If you watch the news and get the code word
problem was Yeah last night, yeah, code word didn't come on.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
There was a bit of a cockup.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
But we announced a cod word this morning at six
o'clock this morning, and if you were listening, you'd call us.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
On thirteen fifty five, twenty two, Katrina of Richmond has
done this.

Speaker 6 (46:29):
Hello Katrina, what is hello?

Speaker 14 (46:31):
Amanda?

Speaker 6 (46:32):
Hello Jonesatrina?

Speaker 2 (46:33):
What's the code word?

Speaker 8 (46:35):
Glick?

Speaker 6 (46:36):
Rich Congratulations? Two thousand dollars for you. That is amazing,
Thank you, congratulations.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
And if you watch seven News Sydney, your news their mission,
Mark ferguson Angela Cox six pm on seven and seven plus,
it will be a code word tonight. There will be
tomorrow another two thousand dollars on the line.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Good on your Katrina, Thank you. Carry on about your business.
Coming up next gets my goolies, you got something on
your case?

Speaker 3 (47:04):
She comes straight to us by the iHeartRadio app on
Gold Dem damn Nation.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
No thanks to Missel stocks and Gravyes, the best tasting
socks are Australian made and owned. That's Misel twenty thousand
dollars for our favorite goolie of the year.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
All you're going to do is go to the iHeart
Radio app you record your gholi via gold one on
one point seven, the little microphone thing there.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
What have we got today?

Speaker 2 (47:35):
The Mother's Day joke for me is that my husband
slept in on Mother's Day and I had to get
up and make the pancakes.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Come on, guys, And when you're making the pancakes, have
you noticed this? You become the machine.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
You're the short order cook and you don't sit down.
It's the most stressful job. You don't get to relax.
And on Mother's Day.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Around's sitting there.

Speaker 6 (47:58):
You're feeding the pan yes, and you get the dregs out.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
And they're like little guts is just eating it all
and where's your pancake?

Speaker 2 (48:04):
Well, I think you're missing. The point is that it
was a mother's day, Yeah, and she should not have
been doing that. What's next?

Speaker 3 (48:11):
You know?

Speaker 12 (48:11):
It gets my gullies.

Speaker 9 (48:13):
You're told to turn out fifteen minutes early to an appointment,
You get to their appointment, you sit down, only to
have to wait your fifteen minutes before your appointed time.
Then you wait another fifteen minutes because they're running late.

Speaker 6 (48:31):
So what is the point of coming.

Speaker 9 (48:33):
In fifteen minutes early for an appointment when they're late?

Speaker 11 (48:36):
No?

Speaker 2 (48:36):
One's had an appointment. It was the first appointment of
the day and they were running late. How does that happen?

Speaker 1 (48:42):
How does that work out?

Speaker 2 (48:43):
How does it happen?

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Can you charge them for your time because you're a
very busy.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
Way you should invoice them. That's quite right for them
to pay my parking as well.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
But the bad with the good.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
If you dipped out, you can always join us via
the iHeartRadio app for gets my Gullies, twenty thousand dollars
could be yours.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
It's seven to nine, I favor recaller email or Facebook
friend wins three hundred dollars to spend at Rock Salt Restaurant.
Rock Salt delives a delicious modern dining experience and signature
cocktails right in the shire great place.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
You've eaten them? I have, I love it, I've eaten there.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
We started the show this morning with our game Magnificent
seven and Elena from Summer Hill. Well, she's our winner
today because she had such lovely things to say.

Speaker 14 (49:22):
Can I just say I love you?

Speaker 6 (49:23):
Amanda?

Speaker 8 (49:23):
Fe're a bit oh, won't you sweet?

Speaker 10 (49:25):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 6 (49:26):
Jonesy's face has gone all pinched.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
No, no pinched. I'm happy for praise, but usually, you know,
if you've got some praise for Aman, he always gives
some prace for me. Just because your host and everyone
is worshiping. Get the mad jib.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
They are certainly not. But Elena, if you need to know,
you can hear more of us on the cutting room floor.
This is the podcast we record for the bits that
have made it on the show, And if you want to,
you can cut Jonesy out of those bits. Get someone
technical to help you to do that, and you'll enjoy
it a whole lot more. Friday, year two.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
That's enough, of course. Indeed, tomorrow on the show, it's Tuesday.
What are we got on the show tomorrow morning?

Speaker 2 (50:09):
We've got two thousand dollars to give away. Look out
for the code word on Channel seven News tonight.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Actually the Channel seven people make sure that you put
that code word.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Yeah, yeah, they didn't put it in today. But if not,
what has make one up? But two thousand dollars thanks
to Channel seven News.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Why would you come up with a code word? What
co word?

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Would you just say, Amanda, No, that's not the code work?
Amanda is Elena thinks Amanda's great?

Speaker 1 (50:29):
What about overly effusive. That would be.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
If you like Brendan, if that would be a good.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
Maybe tonight overly tomorrow effusive. I think people would dig that.
Maybe not.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
Dave Eggans has a goal by at one point seven's
fifty k snow repeat workday.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
It's coming up next.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
Catch us repeating any song six to six weekdays and
you could win an instant five hundred dollars. And what
about this a snow get away to utah u s
A that would be the greatest thing in the world.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
The lainer as if listening to me on the coloring
floor isn't enough, I will be back tonight for jam Nations.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
What about me over here?

Speaker 2 (51:12):
But you can hear me there.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
I we'll catch it from six to night for jam Nation. Goodbye,
good day to you, well, thank God that's over, good fight,
good bye wipe.

Speaker 11 (51:25):
You can catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeartRadio
app or wherever you get your podcasts. Catch up on
what you've missed on the free iHeartRadio app.