FULL SHOW: What I Learnt From YouTube

What did you learn from YouTube? Surely you've learnt something!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, what a show today?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
What a show today?

Speaker 3 (00:03):
You bore the pants off me talking about how your
windsurfing has gone to the next level simply by watching
a YouTube tutorial.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
It's a game changer.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
And I don't like the phrase game changer, but it
is so anyway.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Actually, we've got really interesting responses.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
We asked you guys what you've learnt from YouTube and
even I was entertained.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Pub test today El mcpherston talking about a holistic approach
to cancer.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Does that pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah? We have a mystery footy tipper. Yeah, can I
say who it is?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Well, you give away the missing be.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
There sang and sung an archapella kind of a fashion.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Okay, well, no human nature?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
You've learned? Phil Burton, Doctor Carl.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Doctor Carl joins us. We talk about his new memoir
and we put your questions to him.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
TikTok taka. You made something that was truly dreadful.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
It was called devon delight.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
One of those words was true enjoy the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Miracle of recording. We had so many requests for them
to do it again.

Speaker 6 (01:12):
Mistress Amanda and Miss Killer Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Friend, making the tools of the train I've heard them
describe him as a drunken idiot. The legendary part.

Speaker 7 (01:26):
Jonesy Amanda the actress.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Congratulations, we're reading right now.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Jon and Amanda. You're doing a great job. It could anyone,
big giant.

Speaker 8 (01:38):
Good radio.

Speaker 9 (01:39):
Sorry but it's a tongue tongue twist set and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Shoot time, we're on there. Top of the morning to you, Amanda,
what's happened to? Microphone? Has collapsed?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Has collapse?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
I was just sitting on my time lapse video. I
like taking a time lapse in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
I'm going to become the time lapse guy and I'm
tired lapsing the harbor as the sun cups are over
Sydney Town.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Nice is good.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
It is good until I lose interest right.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Well, speaking about interests, you know how you often say
when this job ends, you're and you know obviously it
will because I've seen the emails this morning. But you
want to like drive a digger or something, don't.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
You an excavator?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Excavator?

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Well, I always I've changed a little bit lately. Are
going to work on the waterfront?

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Are you as a unionist?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Not as a unionist? No, just doing stuff, working with
bats and stuff. That's what I want to do.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Okay, Well, my fantasy and a whole lot of women
who I think probably have this similar fantasy is just
being in a bookshop, running a bookshop, serving cups of
tea in a bookshop, sitting in a bookshop, reading books
and having tea.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
All that have those bookshops make any money?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Well what about this?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
This now, this B and B in Scotland, in a
small Scottish town, This is hitting all my buttons right now,
in a small Scottish town, you go and stay to
B and that lets you live the dream of running
a bookshop.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
They've got a two year waiting list.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
So it's a shop on the corner of a small
town in southern Scotland. It's a prime holiday destination for people,
for women of a certain age. It's the open book
in Wigtown. It's got a two year waiting list. It's
a volunteer on enterprise that let's visitors live the dream
of running their own bookshop. And it contributes about ten
pounds a year to the Wigtowns Festival.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
So what you do You and your friends at turn
up and you stay in the B and b and
then during the day you'd come down exactly.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Can I help you?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
I'd like to recommend a few books that I've enjoyed
only cup of tea lovely. I'll spend the afternoon reading,
so I know more books I can recommend.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
It'll be a.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Dream you're reading someone. You have to serve the customer.
What if someone comes in the Dingy built ding Ding shop,
I need some books on boats that I need them now.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
I'd say, Jonesy, this is my dream, not yours. Get
out of my dream and get into my car. So
I have found my fantasy holiday destination. You're right when
it comes to I don't know what I've had to
clean the toilets or anything.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Rack Off. Yeah, I'm only you just did it for
the good stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I'm in it for the good stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Now tell me about these emails.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
No, don't read your email before the show, Brendon, Just don't, right, because.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
I've got my manifesto ready to read out.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
It's right here that's been sitting here on the waterfront
since two thousand and three. We have an action packed
show today. Thursday is always too much of a show.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
TikTok Tucker.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
It involves melted chocoalers love chocolate.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
You think you'll be interested, just.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Stop doing that voice. It's very irritated.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
I'm going to use this voice in my BMB and.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Makes sure to avoid it. Also, Mystery Footy Timber makes
their return. Instagram is back.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Doctor Carl's on the show.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Always love catching on with Doctor Carl And we can't
do anything until we do the Magnificent seven Version one?

Speaker 2 (04:56):
What kind of facial head does mister Monopoly have?

Speaker 4 (05:00):
If we have for you the Magnificent seven seven questions,
can you go all the way and.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Answer all seven questions correctly?

Speaker 3 (05:05):
If you do that, well, I'll tell you what you're
I'm going to say you don't have to see Brian Adams,
whether you like it or not.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
But it's about getting questions seven right. Catherine's in Randwick.

Speaker 10 (05:16):
Hi, Catherine, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 11 (05:18):
How are you very well?

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Question number one? What kind of facial hair does mister
Monopoly have?

Speaker 1 (05:23):
A big mustachio? True or false?

Speaker 4 (05:27):
The Chili is the official name of the Chilean dollar, Catherine.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
If false, it's called the Chilean peso.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Let's play riff rash, Let me at keep thera.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
What song has this riff.

Speaker 12 (05:47):
Catherine, any ideas?

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Oh no, I'm not sure. Sorry you number?

Speaker 1 (06:07):
No, Billy, don't you need your number?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Billy needs a lot of things, Catherine.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
No, Linda's in Cranebrook.

Speaker 12 (06:15):
Hello Linda, good morning.

Speaker 13 (06:17):
Guys.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Do you want to hear it again?

Speaker 11 (06:21):
No?

Speaker 13 (06:22):
I think I know it.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Maybe he'll Colan, No, it's not it's gone. He'll go
hear it one more time.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
It's the other white meat.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
What is that song? Podcast?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
We are under the magnificence.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
We're stuck on refrash.

Speaker 11 (06:54):
Keep.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Let's see if James from Minto can solve this. Hello James,
good morning, How are you very well? Thank you?

Speaker 14 (07:01):
All?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Song has this riff?

Speaker 1 (07:05):
We'll give you a clue. It's not Phil Collins. It's
not Billy don't lose my number? Although a Mandy you
thought it was? Who did you think it was?

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Because it's stilly dancing that song, Ricky, don't lose my number?

Speaker 1 (07:19):
Maybe they should. People could get a tell AdEx.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Do you know what the song is?

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah? You know what? I like that song?

Speaker 2 (07:33):
This question four foot? This is multiple choice.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Before bird migration was understood, James humans struggled to explain
the sudden disappearance of birds. Which of these theories were
still widely believed in the eighteen hundreds. One of them
was A they transformed into mice. B they escaped to
the moon, or see they hibernated underwater during the winter.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
I escape to the moon.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
No, that was theorized in the sixteen eighties. Was really no, no, no.
But one of the other two was still believed.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
I'll give you a clue. One of them was.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
A middle Aged Middle Ages theory, and one of them
was still believed into the eighteen hundreds.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
Mark is in Ingelberg, by Mark and that's Michael of
Old Tune, Gabby.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Michael, Hello, good morning, there are you right?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
So before we understood what bird migration was, how did
we explain the disappearance of those birds. Was it A
they transformed into mice or see they hibernated underwater during winter?

Speaker 4 (08:36):
They hibernated underwater.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
That's what people thought.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
I believed in the eighteen hundreds, and the Middle Ages
theory was that they transformed into mice.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
And now we believe that they're not real.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Well, now we believe they're not real and they're flat.
What fools they were in the old days.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Those idiots of the Old Days except for a November
release which popstar plays Glinda the Good?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Glinda is Glinda? Sounds like you're a key with Glinda
the Good.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Into the Good.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
In the film adaptation of the musical Wicked, famous pop
star is going to be Glinder? I think that's your
go to Finally, Mark of ingleb Mark very well, so,
which pop star is going to be Glinda?

Speaker 2 (09:21):
In the movie.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
Ari under Grande?

Speaker 1 (09:27):
You know your stuff?

Speaker 4 (09:29):
In the song Teenage dirt Bag, the singer of Waders
has two tickets to see which band?

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Any clues that you don't know that? Mark, I don't know.
You probably believe birds aren't real. Jeff'son Merrickville.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
Jeff, Hello, Hello, Hello Jeff.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
You know the song Teenage dirt Bag. In the song,
They've got two tickets to see which band?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yes, you know what?

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Maiden are coming to town? You and me will just
be there date night.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
No, we'll be there. I've got our cut off Denham jackets.
We can go along.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Question seven, This is all comes home for you? Jeff,
which Australian musician has been announced as the NRL Grand Final.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Entertainment Okay, it was big on the news last night.
Rugby League Rugby League.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Sorry, Jeff, Natalie iss in Helensburgh.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Natalie, do you know who's been announced to be the
entertainment for the grandfather of the NRL.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Snippet of kid LaRoy?

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Me, I can't believe it's not Justin Bieber?

Speaker 1 (10:41):
That is just It's Kilroy. Isn't like the did a song.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
A co lab with Justin Bieber's a collab with Miley Cyrus?

Speaker 1 (10:48):
But is it Ryan? Jem I right, this is in
your wheelhouse? Is that? Is that kid Larroy and Justin Bieber?
If you give.

Speaker 15 (10:59):
An it.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
Great?

Speaker 1 (11:02):
So is that Hay? Is that kid LaRoy? Is that
Justin Beiba.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Kilary with him that song?

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Right? Okay? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Do you know where the name kid Larroy comes from?

Speaker 8 (11:10):
No?

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Leroy is from Camillroy because his grandfather was part of
the Camillroy mob.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Well there you go, thanks Nataliere. You writing this down.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
I am.

Speaker 15 (11:20):
I've started at AUDU.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
So when you're on a water cooler at work, you
can say, hey, this is what I'm.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Hey who still has a water cooler?

Speaker 1 (11:26):
You can say and you just got one of those
big frank green bottles. We all stand around that. Congratulations
to you.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Natalie won the Jam pack a double pass to see
Brian Adams a Cutos Bank Arena February twelve with.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Special guests James Arthur.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
On sale now at front of your touring dot com
one hundred and fifty dollars to spend the Flowers for
Everyone Springers in the air by the way.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Order at Flowers for Everyone dot Com.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Today you and Jonesy demanded coaches yours for the coloring
and some stayed the pencils Natalie, And then you'd like
to add.

Speaker 10 (11:53):
Thank you, Natalie.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
I'm massively Thursday. You're welcome Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 13 (12:00):
Pod Wow, somebody will up on the wrong side.

Speaker 10 (12:08):
Of the bed.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
I just use your dad's words of wisdom.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Put your crops in earlier this year.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
No, no, there's no milk in the fridge.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
And I made the teas without the milk because your dad, Arthur.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Keller, that's right, he once said, because he used to
have his tiny little saying. But and he once said,
and I'd go out with him and he'd say, there's
no milk. He said, get used to not having milk,
because sometimes there won't be milk and it's best not
to be used.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
He didn't wait for my granola, though I just had
granola with cold water.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Even prison.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
I don't know about that so much.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Actually, there'd be a right if you didn't have coffee
in prison.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
There would be in the fridge.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
Here they've got all that farty soy milk and oat milk,
but no milk milk, no cow juices. And they like
to say but thanks to Art, Well, I'm on the case.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
You're raw dogging.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
I don't want to run down to the coffee shop
down the bottom because are on the wireless, we're on
the radio.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
I could have got tashed to go on with the
finance a bit longer.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
See that's what happens if people are you going to
be in a foul mood now, people don't get what
they want coffee wise in the morning.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Yeah, it sets you up for a terrible day.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
We love coffee in this country though we're big, big
coffee drinkers, big big coffee fans.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
I'm going to thumb through the jermanac O big book
with musical facts on this day. In nineteen eighty one,
Stevie Nicks released her hit edge of seventeen Did you
do you guys your kids?

Speaker 3 (13:28):
People think that that song's called white Wing Dove. But
it's not I say, lots of people that's me. Yeah,
and the ooh babe, ooh baby, ooh.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Does your kids ever play Grand Theft Auto?

Speaker 2 (13:39):
And they did.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
They said they weren't doing the terrible stuff in it.
They was going for doing yoga and things.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
I just had a flashback the battle with my kids
and GTA was just forever. Morgan used to say, you know,
can I play both the laws? And Romney used to
do the same thing. And then I was I had
a hard no one, and I said, no, the game
is for fifteen.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
It's because the allering part is a bit like sims
your little character. Yeah, yeah, yeah, interesting things like murder.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
By the time Dominic got round to it, I just
I just gave up.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
And morg said, well, you're slack with him, and I said, well, mate'
is it the third child? Anyway?

Speaker 4 (14:16):
Inside GTA, every side all the cars in GTA, there's
Liberty Rock Radio ninety seven point eight, hosted by none
other than Iggy Pop.

Speaker 6 (14:26):
That keeps you up at night staring at the ceiling,
just you and your drugs and some of panic rock.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Liverty Rock Radio. He's now working pop. He's not working.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
It's smooth, is it? I had to go onto a
Michael Bolton triple play. But you know what you would
hear on GTA on Liberty Rock Radio ninety seven side.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Is inside the pretend cars in this game, there's a radio.
It's a radio station. And did it play variety of music?

Speaker 12 (14:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Yeah, So you get like nineteen seventy nine by the
Smashing Pumpkins, Heaven and Hell by Black Sabbath, and Edge
of seventeen by Stevie Nicks.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Get this on and go and murder someone. No, don't
do that, sham. The girls are the typing people. I
love these girls.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
I went down with there were our producers. Can you
not say the girls do? We decided not to call
them that.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
They got me a coffee, Joey Jojo Shabba Doo ran down.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
And got me a executive producer just.

Speaker 16 (15:20):
On the.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Just me just talking about there's no milk in the building.
We know.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
I M have thought about this because I read an
article the other day.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Did you put that on my tab by the way, Joe,
I read an article the other day that said that
you know how Australians, as you were saying earlier, love
their coffee. Many a ditching cafe Barista coffee because it's
just too expensive and are going to instant.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
A lot of people like instant coffee, but it's.

Speaker 3 (15:44):
Not quite the same, and it's the stuff that makes
you feel good.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
You get up in the morning, you think I'm going
to have a good coffee.

Speaker 4 (15:49):
I was down at my local coffee shop a couple
of weeks ago, and I got my coffee and I
tapped on the card and I walked away, and the
lady yells out at the top of the lungs, bind okay,
let's all relax.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yet too obviously, so.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
I went back and then it obviously didn't connect properly.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
So this time round it connected and she yes, yeah,
that's okay.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
And I said, well, hang on a minute, can we
just yell out to everyone in Sundry it's okay.

Speaker 2 (16:16):
It's embarrassing when your card.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
I said, yelled that declined at the top of your lungs.
But when it's okay, it's like what.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Happened to me the other day. I was buying something.
I had to phone Harley and say, my card's declined.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Awful. Scary is it scary?

Speaker 3 (16:28):
But with the coffee's cause he leaves, and it's not
the it's not the cafe's fault because all the costs
are going up for them as well, and this is
the stuff that people sometimes have to give up.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
I had an idea.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
I think if there's something you can do to brighten
someone's day is to buy them a coffee. I reckon
tomorrow we should put on free coffees. I think that's
just something we could do to lighten the lighten the
load for people.

Speaker 4 (16:51):
You know, when I just said to Joey Jojo Shabbadoo
out there about putting executive producer put.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
On my tab, does that mean we're putting it all
on my table? All of that.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Let's call it put it on the tab. You You
can get a coffee on our tab tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
We will.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
We're sorting out the details as to where it will be,
and we'll give you those details once we've sort of
that out.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
But tomorrow, coffees are on us on our tab.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Can I just when you say our tab is you
and my tab or.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Just tab company tap? So conditions So whose tab is it?
Conditions apply?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Whose tab is it?

Speaker 3 (17:24):
It's Jones and Amanda's tab. Conditions apply declined to Cline.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Okay, you know what I'll do.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
Maybe Ryan or use this break, will come up a
little intro for it.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
They will come up with.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
All you need to know is your coffees are on
us tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
We'll let you know where.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Just so we're clear, it's our tab. What do you mean,
not just my tab?

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Not just your tab?

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Ow Yeah, Jones and Amanda tab good.

Speaker 8 (17:58):
Jonesy and Amanda in the morning one oh one point
seven w.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
S xm apropos of our brilliant idea of put it
on the tab, I expec to Ryan. Ryan went into
Foxy and Foxy A proposed by the way it means
pertaining to Okay, you came up. We've come up with
an intro. Have We've got an intro our new segment tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Put it on the town. Oh I like it. Put
it on the town. Put it on the.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Hammond Organ early in the morning. Very catchy.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
He doesn't like an organ in.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
The You can put your coffee on our tab tomorrow.
We will tell you where.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
That's going to happen before the end of the show today.
I'm excited.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
It makes people feel good to get a coffee and
start your day and coffees are expensive these days.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Let us do it for you.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
M jam Nation started.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
What you do that you do it?

Speaker 17 (18:51):
That's a fancy the moldy, bacteria infested Slavs meat off the.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yes too much chance to give you TikTok tacker. We
make food from TikTok and we eat it.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
I told you today that this one looks delicious.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
It's made with chocolate.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
I like chocolate.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
But here's the giveaway. It's called Devon Delight.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
So what we do is we melt Ryan like you're
going to heave well, bad luck. We melt chocolate in
a double boiler.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
We put them in.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Little paddy pans, little cupcake things, put a slice of
devon in, covered again with chocolate, and put in the fridge.
That's why we're doing it early today, so it's got
time to go into the fridge. So I've got my
double boiler out. I'm going to melt this. I usually
I melt chocolate in the microwave. The double boiler is
a very good way.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
To do it. It's quite theatrical as well.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Yeah, so let's let's hope this happens quickly or we'll
be here till nine o'clock.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Chocolate's going to melt.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Yes, and the principle of the double boiler that you
haven't urn.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Yes, I have a heat sauce. I have a saucepan.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
I have seen any heat sauce from where I'm citty.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Well, it's electric.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
I have an induction, for sure. I have thoughts like
it's burning already. I have boiling water bubbling away. You
can hear that. And on top of that is a
bowl into which I have poured the chocolate. So the
chocolate is now melting from the steam generated by you, understand.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Yeah, you put it out a little bit of witch
vibes there from staring from a big cauldron.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Double double toil and trouble, fire, burn and something Shakespearean
after that.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Right, So this is going to take a minute to melt.
So you talk Brendon when this happens. So look, actually,
while that's happening, here's what I do. I forgot I
do something.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Well that's happening.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Here's the devon from the shops. I've got my devon.
I'm taking it out of the pack. I haven't seen
devon for some time.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Did you buy the Life of Debt or did you
get it of.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Devon I bought. I went to and I got just
some slices of Devon.

Speaker 1 (20:55):
Why do you get like this?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Because you get like this.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
I'm not getting like it.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Let me just give this so we don't all go
up in flames or in steam.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Yep, okay, well that's doing. All I'm taking is the
lid from a bottle of milk. See this lid from
a bottle of milk.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
I press down into the Devon and I make a
disc of Devon.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Very good.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Now I can't get it out of the lid. Stuck
in the lid. There it is.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
This it is with Maggie Bee.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
No, and okay, look here we go. A couple of
discs are being done. Let's do a few of them
in case I make a mistake.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
So the discs round discs of Devon, my favorite John
Denver album.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
What happens now is when this is melted, and it's
starting to melt. Now here we go, sure, starting to
starting to melt. Ye, I'm going to take some of it.
We might turn that down a bit. What do you
think turned to sixty?

Speaker 2 (21:46):
That now.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Is melted enough for me to scoop some of that
into my Paddy thing ready.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
And these are the same Paddy tins that you get
you'd make a cupcake in, or of chocolate crackle here,
or a chocol you.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Know, I'm going to confess to something. I've never liked
chocolate crackles.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Let it be known. Okay, okay, so this here we go.
Here's one.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
So look melted chocolate inn that Paddy can, Paddy can?
I put a disc of Devon on top of it, right.
I now put some more chocolate on top, melted chocolate
on top of that, and then.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
That look at Ryan's face.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
That is going to go into the fridge and set
and then apparently it's quite delicious.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Really, we will be the judge of that.

Speaker 7 (22:33):
I know.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
I'm going to continue to make a few more.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
You do that.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
That's how it goes. Melted chocolate. He is number two. Actually,
you don't want to say that when you're looking at
melted chocolate. I put a disc of devon.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
There's a burning smell in here, but there.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Is, isn't there.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
I know, maybe we should go to us to the
news and I can sort out what's.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
Burning radio We'll be eating this at well, it.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Has to be in the fridge for a while, so
we'll have to wait till it sets.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
And I'm not going to go early on it because
i want it to be in its full glory.

Speaker 1 (22:58):
And what's it called Devin's surprise.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
The surprise will be if it doesn't make us heave
Amanda podcast.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
Instance and Amanda's.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Don't ask me, man, I just got here.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
You did too. You've been on the loo.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Well, our water system's broken the toilet.

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Surely you're not getting a cup of tea from there.

Speaker 4 (23:27):
Tell me, I'm going to film a big thirty year
old ladies frank green water boy in the toilet. Then
I went upstairs to Colin Jackie's room and borrow some
water off them a couple.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
That'd be right. They've got hot and cold running water.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
They've got hot and cold everything up there. You should see.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
It's like shagri laugh. But it doesn't matter. I'm back, baby.
Don't worry your pretty little head. We have ten questions
sixty seconds of the clock.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
You can pass.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
If you don't know an answer, we'll come back to
that question if time permits.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
If you get them all right, you get a thousand
dollars and you can walk away with a thousand dollars,
but we will urge you. Well, we don't have to
urge you to.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Go double or nothing.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Matt isn't Taramara. Hello, Matt, good morning. How are you going?

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Very well? Matt?

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Okay, I'm looking at the questions in front of me.
Let's see if we can get you some money this morning.
Ten question sixty seconds say pass if you're not sure.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Okay, because if we're wrong, it all ends there.

Speaker 10 (24:16):
No problem, all right.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
Matt, good luck because here we go. He comes. Question
number one, how many thumbs are on the average human?

Speaker 14 (24:23):
Two?

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Question two?

Speaker 3 (24:24):
Which fast food chain is known for the golden arches McDonald?

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Question three? Traditionally? What color are sunflowers?

Speaker 14 (24:32):
Yellow?

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Question four? Hounds, tooth and pinstripe are types of what.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Fabric?

Speaker 2 (24:38):
More detail?

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Suit? Suit?

Speaker 2 (24:40):
No? I think, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
They're patterns, patterns, and you can have pinstripe on a
tablecloth or anything, so it's not clothing.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Can give you some latitude there, I know. Oh look,
I'm sorry. No, don't be sorry, apologize, Matt.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
Your fault, Matt, one hundred bucks were getting on with
but that was a short one today.

Speaker 11 (25:00):
Oh sorry, thank you, sorry, thank you, Matt.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
That's how it goes.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
We did some deep diving on that one before we
ran it through, didn't.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
We Yeah, because yes, we had to make sure that
people that fabric wasn't the correct answer.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Anyway, I can get tomorrow, nicious.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Brendan, let me get ready.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Okay, I got a got a cushion, I've got a
bean bag, I've got a douner. I wish I had
a remote that I could turn you off, but I
know you're going to tell me a story about your
windsurfing and YouTube.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
When I was in my twenties, I bought a windsurfer.
I was living over in Western Australia.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
It was very cheap. It was like twenty bucks for
this windsurfer. I thought, it's pretty much brand new. How
cool is this?

Speaker 4 (25:40):
And as I was getting blown out into the Indian Ocean,
I thought, how dumb is this?

Speaker 3 (25:44):
You know, I had a boyfriend that used to windsurf.
That's right, windsurfers and me don't mix.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
What happened that day, Well, there were many.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Days it was like puberty blues. I would sit in
the car or sit on the beach while he went windsurfing.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
And there was one day where we were folding up
the sale, and his old ladies said, oh, are you
too going to get married?

Speaker 3 (25:59):
And he said, nap, something like that. Oh great, how
about you fold your own sale? You just nah, didn't
say that. That's how it sounded to me. In the end,
it all worked out for the best.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
I'll say this to your windsurf I took pants elsewhere.
I don't like not being able to master anything.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
If something presents a challenge to me, I like to
see if I can do it. But I got to
tell you, I thought windsurfing had got the better of
me because it is very, very hard. I like to sail.
I could sail a boat, but windsurfing it's a different
kettle of fish. There's a whole thing with the sail
and how you steer the board and all that junk.
Seven years ago, this is how long it's been since
I have been out of the windsurfing circuit.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Someone was trying windsurf outing a junk pile.

Speaker 4 (26:43):
Oh well, that's all right, So I put it on
a roof rack of my car, and I'm.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Probably just hosing down the sail.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
I got all the I got all the mold off
the sail, gave it a crack, and I thought, this
is the dumbest thing in the world. But then people
saw me sort of doing windsurfing and they said, I
got a windsurf, I got.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Some parts, it'll help you.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
All of a sudden, I've got about six windsurfers, all
bits and pieces of them, and I'm getting better and
better with it. And then I was just I go
onto YouTube and yesterday my windsurfing has rounded a corner.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
You used to say this when you're on Dancing with
the Stars. You'd say to me, my dancing is rounded
a corner, and I don't got them think yes, but you've.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Been hit by truck.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Okay, so I didn't leave master that. But what happened.
It's the grip of the when you're hanging on to
the wish.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Now I'm falling asleep.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
It's the grip.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
So I have my my palms down like this. But
one guy, this windsurfing guy, said put your palm up
this way.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
So you like this.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
It's amazing my life. It is a game changer. As
much as I hate that phrase, it is a game change.
It's like I could go to the Olympics, I.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Reckon, Okay, it'd be the ray gun of windsurf.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
It could be the ray gun of windsurfing.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Don't you ever get an day?

Speaker 18 (27:55):
I learned it on YouTube, But YouTube is so good
for getting stuff and changing breaks a car.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
It's a windsord.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
I know you can actually look up, you know, the
microwaves beeping?

Speaker 2 (28:05):
What do I do? Everything's on YouTube?

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
My mum, her battery and her little car are the
fob remote controlley thing.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
It wasn't working. She rang me for the Brenda and
Current kids in Boca, and I got.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
Onto YouTube while I'm talking to her and there's a
little Asian guy gets hold it up to the thing
and boom, boom, all worked. I think the tribal drum
would beat for this.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
What are you going to call it?

Speaker 1 (28:30):
What I boring? Are you? What I learned from you?

Speaker 2 (28:34):
I learned from YouTube?

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Cat the lake and let's go unboxed something?

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Oh all right, well what have you learnt from YouTube?

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:45):
I'd like it to be interesting things.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
So you don't look at YouTube for anything. I never
baking a cake, no.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
No, no no.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
I will google recipes, but I don't go to YouTube
to see how to do them.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
But I understand why you should and could.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
Why don't you send me a challenge?

Speaker 4 (28:59):
You get me to YouTube something that you know, and
I can give you an answer to it straight away.

Speaker 1 (29:03):
It's amazing.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
All right. What challenge will I set you?

Speaker 3 (29:08):
How to set the clock on my nineteen eighties VCR?

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Okay, well I'll come well, go into a time machine.
I've got to get you up on me.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Because my twenty year old self would like to know. Yep,
this is interesting. Now I'm just hearing you almost think
out loud. Could this be any more boring?

Speaker 1 (29:28):
I'll come back to that, please, the travel.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
Drama speeding for what I learned from YouTube, I buy
and let windsurfing game has stepped up because of YouTube,
and I thank them for that.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
What was the task that you sent me just before?

Speaker 2 (29:41):
What I say?

Speaker 3 (29:41):
I think I want you to work out how I
can fix change the time on my VCR machine from
the eighties. First of all, I'd like you to build
a time machine so I can go back and do.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
It so we can watch friends. Here we go, we'll
go choose anyway.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
That's why I can't stand YouTube.

Speaker 18 (30:00):
You just that on the right speed. Just get to
the meet who weird? Okay, it's not your moment, mate,
it's not about you. Just show us how to do this.
Let's see what you've learned. Michelle's with us. Michelle, what
have you learned from YouTube?

Speaker 10 (30:13):
I use it all the time for lots of things
on a lady on my own, but most recently to
fix the ice maker in my bridge.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
There you go?

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (30:21):
Can you showing you you worked that out? Christians joined?

Speaker 2 (30:24):
What did you learn? Christian?

Speaker 10 (30:28):
I learned how to find and change the battery on
an American Dodge Journey. I was going to know that.

Speaker 19 (30:34):
Yeah, I'm gonna know the battery I learned from YouTube.

Speaker 13 (30:37):
It was sitting underneath the front wheel and I have
to pull the front wheelouse to find the battery and
change it.

Speaker 2 (30:43):
Really well, that's something good.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
Because my wife's car, her battery is in the back
in the boot.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
I thought her batteries are in that side cupboard. Natalie
has joined this inside table. Hello, Natalie, what have you learned?

Speaker 20 (30:56):
My book's not actually me, it's my boyfriend.

Speaker 15 (30:58):
He learned how to play guitar on YouTube.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Is any good?

Speaker 13 (31:02):
He's actually pretty good.

Speaker 15 (31:04):
He can play whole songs and his voice is not
too bad either, I must say.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Natalie I've seen people learn to play piano from knowing
nothing to being actually very very good on YouTube.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
And Natalie, you're not pouring scorn on him, you're celebrating him.

Speaker 6 (31:19):
I am, yeah right on?

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Is that a woman than I am? Natalie?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Caitlin's joined us.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
I like, Caitlin, what have you learned.

Speaker 20 (31:25):
How to let my dog talk to me?

Speaker 2 (31:28):
How is that?

Speaker 10 (31:29):
It was a mistake.

Speaker 20 (31:31):
So if you look, there a dog button? Yes, who
had buttons? And I kind of teach them the meaning
they then hit them. I ended up using science because
we didn't have space for the button. So she'll come
up to me, she'll bash me in the face and
then she'll I'll kind of say, okay, do you want food?
And I'll show it the science for food. If she
wants it, she'll shack me, which she'll swhack me. I'll

(31:53):
go and give her food. If she doesn't want that,
she will look away from you and then give me
dirty side eye intil I do the right thing that
she wants at that point in time, and if I ignore her,
she gets kissed off at me.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Wow, because my dog would want food all the time.

Speaker 16 (32:08):
Yeah, this is great, okay, Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (32:19):
I don't feel like working today. Can I just stay
in bed?

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Windsurfing or swearing as I like to call it, but
not anymore because I've rounded a corner thanks to YouTube
and this tutorial on windsurfing.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Getting my front hand in the right position is one
of the biggest impacts I can have my windsurfing in
almost all windsurfing maneuvers.

Speaker 1 (32:38):
Thanks to that.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Guy, You've turned a corner just in one day.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
I can be the next ray Gun at the next
Olympics in windsurfing.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
We'll see. I'm look forward to seeing your tracksuit. Ryan.
Do you use YouTube as an old man thing?

Speaker 21 (32:49):
Yeah, and I like your YouTube. I use it more
for intellectual pursuits, That's what though. Well, the other day,
you know, when you're interviewing Keith Urban, Yeah, I was
watching this great video. It was called what is the
Most Comfy Jedi Council Seat Analytical Breakdown, So it goes
through all the different Jedi Council seats and gives it
different ratings based on its ergonomics regards.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
Welcome to today's radio.

Speaker 20 (33:12):
We're be shoring you the top five roles, Comfory seats
and the Jedi counsole chamber, the.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Most comfy seats, and the Jedi council chain.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
That guy's girlfriend thinks of.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
The Wow, what I.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Learned from youtubet the Lakeman And let's go, Amanda, what
have you learned in the.

Speaker 11 (33:32):
Middle of the night. I learned how to plunge the
toilet without any tu without any tools.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Would you use.

Speaker 11 (33:41):
So it's said to cut the bottom off a soft
drink bottle and use that as a plunger, And I
was very dubious. I was like, this isn't going to work.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
But it did.

Speaker 11 (33:49):
It just like plunge, plunge, punch, plunge, and all of
a sudden, the toilet went freely.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (33:54):
I started unhappy.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
And did you leave the lid on the soft drink bottle? Yes?

Speaker 11 (33:59):
Yes, you leave the lid on the soft drink bottle,
then you're going to get like a vacuum sort of situation.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
Yeah, like a plum.

Speaker 11 (34:04):
Yeah yeah, it turns it you Well, basically I turned
a soft drink bottle into a plunger. Yeah, in the
middle of to night, which meant I didn't have to
call an emergency plumber or I didn't have to try
and wouldn't.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Because you see those emergency plumbers and they just come
around with a soft drink.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Bottle and then change one work as well. No, well
it's going to be round.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Yeah, it has to be round. Could it be sort
of squarish?

Speaker 1 (34:29):
I think there could be anything there?

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Thank you, Amanda Stephen. What have you learned from YouTube?
Stephen Stephen?

Speaker 14 (34:39):
I'm not Amanda, could I Steve Stephen?

Speaker 2 (34:43):
What have you learned?

Speaker 14 (34:44):
Somebody had thrown an expensive dice in in my building
because it didn't work. I looked it up on YouTube.
All like to do is take some maruesome fluff from
the contact by a ten dollar charging caught on eBay.
I'm an now the proud owner.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Of the people vacuum right there.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
Thank you, Steven Terresa, what have you learned from YouTube?

Speaker 13 (35:07):
Good morning? I learned how to put a whole room
of flat pack I t your furniture together.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
That's pretty impressive because those instructions are so hargh.

Speaker 4 (35:16):
There's no words and it's like Vlund with the hunker.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
That's the meat balls. Theresa, thank you and it's joined us.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
What have you done and what have you learned from YouTube?

Speaker 10 (35:28):
I've learned how to fold up and pop up? At
or shower to you because you see them jumped on
the side of the road when people go camping, and
if you go on YouTube, you learn how to fold
them up because it's impossible to do it. And every
time we have to fold them up, you have to
go on to YouTube again.

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Yeah, so every time you look at YouTube every time
to see how to do it.

Speaker 10 (35:49):
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
I wish YouTube was around when my kids were a
little Remember the portercott trying to get that?

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man, I know sixty of those things.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
Lisa's trying.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Hello Lisa, what have you learned?

Speaker 12 (36:04):
Hi?

Speaker 13 (36:04):
It was my husband. We were in an old motor home.
We were one hour into our trip and the thing
breaks down. The owner that sold it to her said,
oh yeah, yeah, you should get a couple of more
starts out of this before it conks out on you. Anyway, No,
we stopped within an hour he conked out. Hubby's like,
oh gee, scratching his head. I've got no tools on me.

Speaker 16 (36:23):
What do I do?

Speaker 13 (36:24):
He looked at the batteries and I was like, he'd
never seen before. So he's like, all right, so Lise,
you use your phone for the torch and oh you
look up YouTube, nine o'clock at night on the side
of the road out outskirts of Tamworth, and he says, oh, okay,
here's a YouTube video here, let's do this. He grabs
a pole, he grabs something else, he grabs something else,
and he put it all together and next week, you know,
the thing fired up. I looked at him and went, oh, geez,

(36:45):
I'm married to mcguy. You found love for him again?

Speaker 1 (36:49):
He said, right, oh, big boy, let's go.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yes, Wow, Lisa, that's been very interesting.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
The let them breadth to the things that people have
used YouTube for.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
And if you don't mind, I've just read this one
here Upwind windsurfing like a king?

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Do you mind if I watch that?

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Please?

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Podcast?

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Let's get on down to week joking about her arms
for the pub test, Elbert person writing about her holistic
approach to cancer recovery.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Does it pass the pub test? I sometimes get confused
with holistic.

Speaker 4 (37:20):
Is that all herbs and origonal herbs or is it
just positive mindfulness?

Speaker 3 (37:24):
It's all of those things. It's a variety of treating
the whole mind and the whole body. Elmttferson has written
an autobiography and she has said in this autobiography that
I think it was six or seven years ago she
was diagnosed with breast cancer. She had a lumpectomy, she
had surgery to remove the lump. She said that thirty
two she consulted thirty two doctors and experts. A doctor

(37:46):
suggested a mastectomy with radiation, chemotherapy, hormone therapy reconstruction. She
decided to turn her back on that and she went
with an intuitive, heart led, holistic approach. This has worked
for her, and that's wonderful. Of medical people have come
out and said this is irresponsible. A number of medical
specialists have said turning your back on traditional treatments and yes,

(38:07):
by all means use holistic to back it up, but
turning you back on that being your main treatment will
increase your risk of dying by six times. People from
the Cancer Council have said the most important takeaway is
that no two people's cancers are the same. Do not
take medical advice from this woman. And I'm sure that
Elle would say, don't take medical advice.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
I'm just telling you what I've done.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Well, she's coming on the show next week so we
can ask her. Well, that's right, but also this is
her tail.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
In an autobiography, and she's been well known to be
anti vaccine and all that sort of.

Speaker 3 (38:38):
She's a wellness expert but also a wellness influencer. And
in terms of the influencer, is it right that this
information is out there? I've seen some doctors say, well,
the type of cancer she had surgery que at her.
She had a lumpectomy, And often in these types of cancers,
no one knows L's story apart from L. But people

(38:59):
have said, all that's required with those kinds of cancers,
you do not need those follow ups. But who knows?
Is it okay for her to tell this story or
is it irresponsible? That's what we're asking this morning. So
El McPherson writing about this holistic approach turning her back
on traditional medicine after having the surgery.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
Does this pass the pub test?

Speaker 10 (39:19):
Facist?

Speaker 4 (39:26):
It's around twenty seven of the NRL. Our last mystery
footy Tippo was Paralympian now stand commentator Heath Francis.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
It didn't do too well.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Hold three out of eight our Heath.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Today kind of a big d. He's one of your people.
He's a rooster.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Good on him.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Some say he's got the voice of an angel, he
all would say that.

Speaker 4 (39:44):
Best known for his work in the iconic Australian nineties
pop vocal band, where they won Best Selling Album at
the ARIA Awards. Since then, they have skyrocket and even
danced their way to winning Dancing.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
With the Stars last year as Human Natures.

Speaker 9 (40:00):
Twenty twenty three winner of Dancing with the Stars.

Speaker 6 (40:05):
Phil Yeah, she's a rudeness to discount here on us.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
And I was there at the very start.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
I was there when Human Nature were just starting out
all those shows.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
There was gam Meets all those years ago. Phil High, Oh, good.

Speaker 7 (40:30):
Morning, guys, what an intro. That was fabulous.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
You know what's amazing you've done Dancing with the Stars.
I was a contestant. Jonesy was a contestant. You are
parlaying this into a professional gig. You are doing burn
the floor at the Opera House.

Speaker 7 (40:44):
That's right, that's right. I'm on the road with a
whole bunch of incredible dances. It's amazing. I'm really enjoying
it too.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
What a show.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
I'm just checking my phone, Phil, Why did you call
that off for night?

Speaker 2 (40:55):
None of them?

Speaker 3 (40:55):
That's amazing. Fiel, did you have a picture. When you
embarked on that show, you go pro.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 7 (41:02):
Well, actually, I can still say semi pro. At least
I'm providing the singing for these guys to dance incredibly too.
You know, I'm throwing in a couple of moves here
and there, but I'm absolutely not not joining in with
all the really hardcore dancing. I'll leave that to the pros.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
Well, I was watching you and on YouTube. Sometimes I
just you know, I'm going to have a few drinks.
I just watch myself on YouTube if I wanted to what.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
A terrible it's dreadful, that it's a bit weird.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
I just because then I'm compare them myself to other
people like yourself.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Okay, well, let's.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
Move on from that awkward watching yourself.

Speaker 7 (41:40):
Put the shovel down and stop digging getting too big.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
I don't think there's a whole here we go.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Now we're going to see what kind of footy tip
of you are the Broncos versus Storm Tonight.

Speaker 7 (41:52):
I'll go with a storm.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
Okay, tiger's eels.

Speaker 7 (41:56):
I'm going to go Tigers, a little bit of a blurlover.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Well, this could be the battle for the spoon, the
battle no one wants to be in that today.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
Now Roosters are under an injury cloud? Or what? Rabbits shocking?
Oh it's terrible? Is our season over? What are your feelings?

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (42:14):
Look, I think we're going to have to work really hard,
but I trust.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Trent Robinson to actually get in the headspace and move
everyone around.

Speaker 7 (42:21):
True, true, But so I think we're going to be
able to beat the Rabbits.

Speaker 1 (42:26):
Well, Latrella is his suspension.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Whenever you want to serve it mate next year maybe,
or whenever.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
You think that's your soft times, whenever you want to put.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
This, whenever you feel like your suspension. Dragons versus Raiders
mate Dragons.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Okay, Bulldogs Cowboys. Bulldogs having a good season, aren't they.

Speaker 7 (42:44):
Say that they are? I reckon they're going to be
a bit of a threat to Bulldogs, So I'm going
to I think they're going to win easily this week.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Panthers Titans, Panthers, Okay. And on Sunday we've got Seagles
and Sharks. Jonesy's team.

Speaker 7 (42:58):
I'm going to go with the Sea Eagles for that one.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
You know what, I reckon the Sharks are going to
win this. I'm not being cocky pats. You game this game,
write this down.

Speaker 4 (43:10):
If the Sharks beat Manly at home, they will win
the Grand Final.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
So if they win on Sundays in the.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Grand they will win the Grand Final.

Speaker 2 (43:18):
That's a big flamboyant.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Both, a very very big call I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Okay, Phil, you've tipped the Seagulls and the final round
Knights and the Dolphins.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
The Knights, okay, that is a home game for them.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
That's a lock money.

Speaker 7 (43:33):
I think that'll sneak them into the eight. Is that right?

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Yeah? It will? Okay, very good, well, Philip, thank you.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
You can check out Phil at the Sydney Opera House
this September at burn the Floor dot com.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
It's a hell of a show along you's my dancing
on YouTube. Maybe you might think think.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
You're doing enough for all of us by the sound
of it, will feel so nice to.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Talk to you and go the chalks yess.

Speaker 6 (44:01):
J Samation Podcast When God.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
I wanted to get on right now. I'm now your
windows or stick your.

Speaker 14 (44:12):
Head on a yell all.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Down to the Jonesy demand of arms for the pup Test.
Elbertpherston writing about her holistic approach to cancer recovery.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Does this pass the PUP test?

Speaker 3 (44:25):
She has said in her autobiography that she was diagnosed
with cancer sixty or seven years ago. She had a lumpectomy,
but she was urged to have a mystectomy, chemotherapy, hormone therapy,
and she said no, She's chosen a holistic approach. She
is an influencer, and she would say, so, she's selling
a book. That's what her personality, her persona, her life

(44:46):
has made her a woman of influence. Some medical professionals
have said, this is very irresponsible that you have a
six percent greater chance of dying if you don't follow
traditional methods. This obviously is her choice, and she would
say this is what worked for her. But as an influencer,
is it okay for her to tell this story?

Speaker 4 (45:03):
Well, I guess if you read the book and read
exactly what she said.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
I haven't read the book yet, but.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Well, she said she chose to go to follow her gut.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
I saw a whole lot of comments yesterday on X
people saying I chose that route and I have a
limited time to live, etc. Others say, yes, this has
worked for me. Is it okay to make it look
like her success could be anyone's and that's not her fault.
She's not saying that, but that could that be how
that's interpreted. Elmc ferson writing about her holistic approach to

(45:33):
cancer recovery, she did have surgery as well.

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Does this pass the pub test?

Speaker 11 (45:36):
No, it doesn't pass the pub test. I had a
life starting operation this year and I don't think I
would be grave enough for the holistic approach.

Speaker 15 (45:44):
But I am happy for Elda. When you diagnosed with something,
it is your choice to however you want to do treatment,
But don't upsize what you're going through, especially when you're
a celebrity and people listen to you.

Speaker 11 (45:58):
Do the right thing and give people informed.

Speaker 15 (46:00):
Decisions as to why you've made the decision you have.
Don't just say, oh, look on just not doing this
because my body is a temple.

Speaker 19 (46:07):
I think l is wonderful.

Speaker 15 (46:10):
I feel like our medical professionals are not in.

Speaker 19 (46:14):
The business to make us well, They're in the business
to make it sick. My husband's been through cancer. He
did go through chemotherapy and his treatment. However, he still
has blood cancer and we're now doing alternate therapies as well,
and he's been greatful.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Two years.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Yeah, I think it does because sub reason, everybody's got
a right to their own decision in their lots, and
basically it depends on what stage of cancer it is
and where you've talked to doctors.

Speaker 12 (46:40):
You know, I'd give.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Everything a goes. So I don't think there's anything wrong
with what you did.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
There, you go. It's your journey, really, that's what it
comes down.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Yeah, so if you're doing your own journey, don't look
to anyone else apart from your professionals and how you
feel as to how you're going to approach that.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
You know, I asked, I'd ask doctor Carl.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Luckily you can.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
He's joining us next. How very exciting. This man is
Australia's most beloved scientist. But how did doctor Carl become
this eccentric genius that we know today? After wandering down
more than a dozen career paths, studying five degrees, living
the life of a crazed hippie, Doctor Carl is sharing
all of this in his new memoir called A Periodic

(47:18):
Tale Doctor.

Speaker 9 (47:18):
Carl, Hello, doctor Amanda, how lovely to be with you again.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
You know what's interesting is that when I was a
segment producer on the midday Show probably forty years ago,
would have been made more than that. I was you
and I were both junior burgers. You were studying a
medical degree and I was a producer, and I was
producing your stories for the midday show, and you were
talking about climate change.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Then it's the first time anyone had ever heard of it.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (47:45):
And I remember there how you started off with a
guest not turning up and so they shoved you on
air and blow me down. You performed like a professional
and it was a lucky break. And isn't it wonderful?
How sometimes you need that mixture of luck and talent
and hard work, and in your case it paid off.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
And is it for you?

Speaker 4 (48:02):
Is that when the ferret guy didn't sho up, so
a man had to shove a ferret down a pan.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Now it has chose to the pope wasn't there?

Speaker 9 (48:09):
So I a ferret down airport, I think, and they
weren't there or something like that.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Oh, something like that. I'd probably still have triggered dreams
about being a producer.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
There's a chapter in your memoir about drug crazed hippy
years and you're a long haired, dope smoking taxi drive.

Speaker 9 (48:24):
Yeah, I was very lucky in retrospect, and that firstly,
I didn't end up being busted by the cops doing
illegal things, which I was, and I do not. I
highly recommend do not do illegal things because you might
end up sharing yourself with a very large man with
love and hate tattoo on their knuckles, which is a
bad thing to have happened. And the other thing was
I was lucky when I did the dope smoking thing,

(48:46):
doing it after my brain had matured around in my
early twenties. And I was also lucky that I didn't
have the gene that sets you off for schizophrenia, which
some people have, so I was kind of lucky on
that as well.

Speaker 4 (48:58):
So would you be an advocate weed because it's for
a long time. I watched that thing on YouTube about
the demon weed, and there's a theory that alcohol demonized marijuana.

Speaker 9 (49:09):
It goes from farmcological point of view. In terms of
how it behaves affects people in society, there's not a
lot of difference. Except the big difference is if you
talk to the cops in New York, whereas now.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Legal, that there's much less violence.

Speaker 9 (49:25):
So the people who are still a bit off their
faces they're not making rational decisions, and so you've got
to be factoring that in.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
But there's much less violence.

Speaker 9 (49:32):
And so we've have two states in Australia where it's
not demonized, with South Australian Canberra yep.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
So whatever the law is done, bust the law. There
you go.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Your parents were Holocaust survivors. I've read before that some
children of Holocaust survivors are hypochondriacs because a lot of
parents say, oh, don't worry, this won't kill you, whereas
Holocaust survivors know that things, terrible things can happen.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Did this shape your childhood enormously?

Speaker 9 (49:56):
So it was the weirdest thing. So in the case
of my father, everything he told me was true and
I didn't believe it because he was a bit of
a journalist. And in case my mother, she lied about everything,
her name, her age, where she was born, her religion,
or to cover up the terrible things that had happened
to her. It was like she was a new person
that had been reinvented. And the weird thing about migrants
is that the first thing when migrants come to a country,

(50:19):
their crime rate is really low. Secondly, their children get
educated because the parents have got nothing. They're working all
these really crappy jobs, and they say get educated, because
that's way you can be an engineer and earn a
good income.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
So the children also have a lower crime rate. The
children of.

Speaker 9 (50:35):
The children, the third generation, they have the same crime
rate as the people in the country. So if you
want to drop the crime rate in any country, just
get rid of all the locals and bring into migrants.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
But that's what happens though, doesn't it.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Because you get, like say, people from Middle Eastern countries
that came out here in the seventies during the Great
Civil War and stuff like that, and they were just
happy to get out of there. But now their kids,
who were about my age, they've formed those gangs and
things like that.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
Is that because they had it too good here? Well,
they've just become local.

Speaker 9 (51:04):
So I've seen in one of the suburbs of Sydney
the words Muslims out and wait for it. It was
written in Vietnamese, right, So it was the third generation
of the Vietnamese who are now as racist as.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
The loco it is.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
I don't know what to read into any Do you think.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
That we're getting dumber? Are we?

Speaker 22 (51:21):
Like?

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Because all of a sudden, there's flat earthers that have
a platform.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Now they're talking about flat aff people are now reasonable.
People are now saying maybe the moonlight landing was faked.

Speaker 9 (51:31):
Interesting the look up ABC, Doctor Carl and Smarter or
Flinn effect fly double n so back in the ninety so,
Flynn worked out that the IQ is going up by
nine IQ points every generation. And he looked at the
military records of IQs taken in America from nine to
thirty two to the present, and the IQ is going

(51:53):
up in the military by nine IQ points every generation.
And in American civilians, civilians, and in every country are
the world we bother dimension measure. So on one hand,
the kids are getting smarter and we don't know why.
On the other hand, the knowledge is different again. And so,
for example, on TikTok okay question without notice docrment dot,
doctor Jonesy, on TikTok what percentage of medical information is accurate?

(52:16):
Doctor Jonesy, pick a number. I'd say twenty percent. Doctor Amanda,
oh seven two two. That's why I go on TikTok
to try and set it straight again. That's why I
went there the first time, because they're all these lights.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
So on one.

Speaker 9 (52:30):
Hand, there's massive disinformation powered by the desire to do advertising.
So each time you click on a home page, I
mightst see something like Amanda Jones has suddenly been reincorporated,
revealed to be an alien anything's true. I believe that
you see click on it by the act of clicking

(52:52):
in the first one hundredth of a second before things
start to appear on your screen, your information. And have
you ever seen your Google doc informed, No, it's about
fourteen gigs. So you had a cup of coffee here,
then you stopped over there for and then you bought
some shoes for somebody, So everything you've done is map there.
All that information is then offered to five hundred advertisers

(53:13):
around the world, who then bid between one and five
cents for the right to show you the twenty ads
on the next own page.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
You go, why can't the information be correct? If we're
going to be on those platforms? And yeah, sure, I
know I'm being data mind, why can't the information be correct?

Speaker 9 (53:26):
Very deep question? Do you know, doctor Jones? This is
what I love about Amanda. She is frightening me, intelligent.
You are in fact smarter than me because you don't
know to ask the better questions. On the other hand,
I'm better educated because I've been to university for longer
because educated. Once upon a time, the Australian government thought
that education was was while investment in the future.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Now they don't.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Yeah, I've got a free one too.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (53:47):
So getting back to your question, So we are wired
up for anything unusual. So two hundred thousand years ago
walking around Africa and there's a rustling in the undergrowth
and it's a bit of Carci flash and you think,
is that a lot? So if you we are wired
up to pay attention to anything that's unusual. So if
we see something saying Amanda Jones is going to be

(54:07):
on radio tomorrow or Amanda Jones is an alien, you'll
click on that. We are wired up to look for
things that are different because it might be threatening.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Yeah, yeah, and it might kill you. So this is
survival characteristic built into a form evolution. Well, Carl, we
want you to stick around because we've got some questions.

Speaker 4 (54:23):
We put a thing question, there's questions from people, reasonable
questions hang around for us, and so I'll hang out
for everything.

Speaker 8 (54:30):
Jones Podcast, Jonesy and Amanda in the morning, one oh
one point seven w sec.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
Doctor Carl is in the studio and he's taking your questions.
If you've got a question, you could have contacted us
via the our social medias.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Yes, with our social media social media burning questions. But
if this is a medical and you're burning, i'd maybe
we'll go to see your doctor.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Doctor.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Here's one from Mikayla, Doctor Carl. What and this is
every parent's limit. What uses more power leaving your lights
on for a few hour or turning them on and
off constantly?

Speaker 9 (55:02):
You're better off turning them on and off. People used
to say that if you turn it on in that
one tenth of a second turning on, it uses as
much power as running it for five minutes. Well five
minutes is three hundred seconds, and so we're talking one
tenth of a second, so that's three thousand. You're trying
to say that in one tenth of a second it
uses as much power in switching on as running it

(55:22):
for three thousand seconds. Well that's impossible because if it's
drawing ten watts three thousand times, that is thirty thousands,
and you would blow the lights in your suburb, right,
So it's a myth and switch them on and off
to save electricity.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Okay, we could have done that, Matts Brendan, we.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
Could have Marcus written, why haven't we gone back to
the Moon again?

Speaker 9 (55:41):
Because we were too busy having a war in Vietnam.
We are heading back towards the moon again. We have
got photographs of the things on the moon. Okay, now
for the real conspiracy there, Okay, I'll admit it to you. Okay,
it was in fact too expensive to send astronauts to
the Moon because astinals need a lot of training. So
we sent actors and we shot on the moon because

(56:03):
it was cheaper to employ actors.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
We don't want to look real. But okay, that's the
lie is we did go to the Moon. I don't understand
why people say that.

Speaker 9 (56:13):
I have a colleague who's grodually gone down the rabbit hole,
and they told me that in one conversation that Princess
Diana was assassinated by the British royal family, and then
later in the conversation, you know she's still alive, right,
But that person believes both things. And so and with
regard to flat Earth's four percent of the American population

(56:34):
of flat earthers and what they believe is that those
lights in the heaven, those stars and planets and the
sun of the moon, they're not actually physical objects. The
term they use is luminaries. In other words, God put
those lights up there. And yes, they ask you to
believe that all the astronomers over the last four centuries
have been in the pay of Big Glove and wants

(56:55):
you to buy globes because there's nothing for them to see.
And so when the astronomers, you know, make all these papers,
they've been bought off, it's all can't big globe?

Speaker 2 (57:04):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
And one more here, this is from Shannon from Nikola,
and I'd like to know this because I take fish
oil because I've got bad joints and things. Do fish
oil and krill oil? Do supplements work for us writers
and for joints?

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Yes? And no one probably know.

Speaker 9 (57:18):
So I'll give an example of a drug that is
used for back pain sometimes amy tripoline.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
You have three possible reactions.

Speaker 9 (57:27):
One, it makes you really drowsy on the day you
take it, and then you're drowsy for the next couple
of days, and your brain is all fuzzy, and you
bring up the doctor and say, why did you give
me this scrap, or you get absolutely no result and
you mentioned the doctor did nothing, or the pain goes
away in a small percentage of people, same drug, different people,
so we have different DNA. So overwhelmingly you get what

(57:49):
you need from your diet, providing you've got a balanced diet.
And I would recommend Professor Claire Collins follow her. Claire
c the Laire Collins. She's got a lot of articles
about this and she's my go to per and on dietetics.
So overwhelmingly, it will do nothing for your joints. But
if it turns out that you're that person for whom
it does and it's not too expensive, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Lack of pain is just a wonderful thing. And that's
the thing.

Speaker 4 (58:12):
So if you're lucky and on those sort of alternate medications.
Elle Macpherson she's getting a bit of flack about her
holistic response.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
It worked for her, and is it fair that she's
written a book saying so how will people react to that?

Speaker 9 (58:24):
Okay, so I'm reckoning that you're here more than twenty
days a month.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Do you have coffee?

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (58:29):
Okay, so how about one in every twenty cups of
coffee will kill you. So there's somebody there who who's
putting poison in. And of course, of a month, one
of those cups has got a poison in. Would you
drink coffee for that month?

Speaker 12 (58:42):
No?

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (58:43):
So she had a cancer of the type where it
is entirely contained and ninety five percent of the time
it stays contained. And she had an operation which is
not highly mentioned. It's called a lumpectomy. So they just
go to that thing and they take it out, and
they do not go to the margin, and they do
not in her case because she didn't want to give
the drugs for that five percent. So she chose to

(59:06):
go in a lottery where she had a one in
twenty chance of having bad things happen. And luckily the
nineteen out of twenty worked in her favor, and she
was lucky. And I'm so glad that it paid out
well for her. But ask yourself this, if one in
twenty cups of coffee was poisoned, would you drink coffee?

Speaker 8 (59:23):
No?

Speaker 9 (59:24):
So she went into a lottery and she came out, well,
not everybody will nine will one will die. If that's
your family member, you say, oh, why don't you take
thesto medical treatment, and is she responsible for people.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Not taking that treatment.

Speaker 9 (59:37):
I don't suppose I go into a movie theater in
the dark and I hurt my mouth and I yell
out the word fire and then there's a trampling and
then people die. Am I responsible by putting that word
out into the audience for the death of that person
who died in the trampling?

Speaker 2 (59:52):
What's the answer? Are you?

Speaker 9 (59:54):
I'm not a philosopher. I think I would be to
some degree.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
That's why. So the reason.

Speaker 9 (01:00:00):
And I was working at the kids hospital and after
twenty years of virtually zero deaths from hooping cough, a
current affair on Channel Line started saying, oh, the vaccines
don't work, because it gave him more ratings. And then
we started seeing deaths for the first time from hooping
cough after twenty years. And I was in the kids'
hospital when these deaths were happening. And that's why I
left medicine. The best job I ever had my entitle

(01:00:21):
off was being a doctor in the kids' hospital, and
I left that to go out in the media and
say get vaccinated because I could do more good. And
it was heartbreaking because I have so much satisfaction from
dealing with families wonder time and making them better, but
I could do more in the community.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
So thank goodness for you, doctor Carl.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
I've got goosebumps every time I talked to quite seriously.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
And a man has always got a straight ferret.

Speaker 9 (01:00:43):
You could put down the pants, get back together, left
the tone, darling.

Speaker 4 (01:00:49):
Doctor Carl. It's always great to talk to you. You
can join him on stage talking about his new memoir.
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I love working with you guys.

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It was lovely nice to see you.

Speaker 16 (01:01:09):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast The Cost of Living.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Petrol prices are heading back up.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
Grocery prices, it's ridiculous and Amanda's we decided we want
to do something nice The Cost of Living Coffees. People
are turning away from their daily coffee because they can't
afford it. We thought, tomorrow morning coffee is on us.
Put it on our tap. We've locked in a location

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the beans are being ground. The milk's being froths as
we speak, froth the milk now well in preparation, they've
semi frothed it. Head to Bay Vista Dessert Bar and
Paramatter on Church Street. It's tree between six am and
nine am tomorrow and the coffees are on us.

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
How good is that? But you got to go and say,
got around Jonesy and Amanda's tank.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
What are you saying, I'd speak, put it on. If
you go in and say, put it on Jonesy and
Amanda's tab, and that's the only way.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
You will get a coffee.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
By the way, we don't want Johnny come lately and
just we want that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:10):
We want that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
Well, coffee are on us tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
Put it on our tab, put it on the tow put.

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
It on, put it on Elloly this morning. TikTok tucker.
We've made it. It's in the fridge. I'm going to
grab it now and we're eating it next podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:02:29):
You started what you do that?

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
You do it?

Speaker 17 (01:02:32):
That's a fancy the moldy, bacteria infested slab of meat.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Fall off the TikTok tacker. We make food from TikTok
and eat it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Yeah, this is something that I taughtded you this morning
by saying, we're going to melt some chocolate, and then
I gave you the title of this dessert. I think
it's a dessert. It's called Devon Delight. So I've melted
chocolate over a double boiler, and then I poured that
into little paddy cans, paddy pans.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
Paddy cakes.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
Thanks, thanks you, I've lost the wilder no.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
Pet names at work.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
While the chocolate was melting, I got some devon and
I used a milk lid to press down and make
discs out of the devon.

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
And you put the milk lid back on the milk.
So now everyone's good.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
I did.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
Now you mentioned it, and everyone's got deviny milk.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
They'll be very happy.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
So what I've so you put a bit of the
melt of chocolate into these little cupcake things, then you
put a disc of devon, then you put more chocolate
on the top. I'm going to decant one of them.
They've been in the fridge for a couple of hours. Yep,
let's cut one in half and have a look.

Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
All right, okay, yes, so we can get a stemmer.

Speaker 2 (01:03:43):
Oh look, so what you see is chocolate. It's like
a sandwich chocolate devon chocolate.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
It looks like Turkish delight. Yeah, well, well it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
Might be take one of those each, Wait till I've
chopped up one for me. Here you go, Ryan, it does?
It looks like a wait till I've chopped up some
for me. And when I say three, go two three. Hmmm,

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it's chocolate with a hint of dog food. Yes, would
you agree?

Speaker 2 (01:04:18):
First of all, you go. All I'm getting is chocolate,
and I'm get this top note of pale.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Yeah. I don't know if I waste my time with that. No,
I don't think I'm going back. I'm eating more of that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Maybe it's a good way to get some protein.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
In my art school days, I would have eaten anything
back then.

Speaker 2 (01:04:35):
Yeah, well you have a.

Speaker 1 (01:04:37):
Bit of the hay Man. And if you're eating.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
Tiles, you know what I would do at a kid's party,
Maybe put a slice of devon in some of them,
just to give them to the mums.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
You don't like, give it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
To their kids. Brilliant.

Speaker 17 (01:04:54):
There's a fancy the moldy bacteria invested.

Speaker 7 (01:04:57):
Slavs meat too much to give.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Well, I wouldn't be surprised jam nation. Think of what
you can do with twenty grand. That's what our Goolie
of the year will win.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
What have we got?

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
This was disgusting.

Speaker 9 (01:05:23):
So I get up, I do my routine, and I
ray to leave and I close it all behind me,
just to find that my psycho neighbor.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
Named has put her gum on my door handle. What
a goolie door handle of the loop, door.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
Handle of the house. Yeah, I'm feeling the door handle
of the house or the unit.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
How unusual.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
Yeah, I must say I feel sorry for the people
who are going to have to clean my car. It's
not going to be me, But I was trying to.
I took my Chewi out the other day. I went
to put in a little receptacle that I keep the
dead chewy in before I chuck it out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
And you know what bugs me about that? You've got
chewy containers.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
One's got chewy old Jeweyah. You shouldn't steal my chewy.
So I've been collecting teeth, doesn't it. But anyway, I
opened my mouth to put it in the receptacle and
I went down the side of my seat inside the car.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
It's stuck there. Now I'm gonna have to burn that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
I need you to take straight to the tip.

Speaker 22 (01:06:22):
What else have we got, hy jan Zy and Amanda?
What gets my gullies is removing the outer skin on
a brown onion. Now you cut it, you watch the
videos says you cut one both sides, You cut it
in half, and then you peel it. You peel the
outer layer of the brown and you get.

Speaker 2 (01:06:38):
To the last layer and it's like bloody tissue paper.

Speaker 22 (01:06:41):
It just comes off in little tiny bits and it's
been feels like hours unpeeling the bloody thing.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
It'd be good if it was so much easier. That's
what gets my And you got the flaky bits in
your onion bit and it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Just keeps going and going. You think, oh, this will
be the last layer before I get to the real onion.
And finally it's all disappeared.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Oh oh, onion bin. It's a song.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
I'm working on, work harder.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
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it make?

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Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
You got the Jonesy demanded detail and keyring to boot Well.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
Jonesy bored the living daylights out of me today telling
me how.

Speaker 1 (01:07:32):
I bored impressed the pants office.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
Sure he's learned how to win surf even better.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
Through my web serving game is around corner.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
The tribal drum has been for what I learned from YouTube.
He's the Lakeman and that he's Amanda from Liverpool.

Speaker 11 (01:07:48):
In the middle of the night, I learned how to
punge the toilet without any tools.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Would you use?

Speaker 11 (01:07:53):
So it's said to cut the bottom off a soft
drink bottle and use that as a punga And I
was very dubious. I was like, this isn't going to work.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
But it did.

Speaker 11 (01:08:01):
It just like plunge, plunge, punch, plunge, and all of
a sudden, the toilet went freely, Wow, started and happy.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
And did you leave the lid on the soft drink bottle? Yes?

Speaker 11 (01:08:11):
Yes, you leave the lid on the soft drink bottle?
Then you're going to get like a vacuum. Yeah, like
a yes, well basically I turned a soft drink buddel
into a punger.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Yeah, yeah you go.

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
I'm going to give you all my love making techniques
from YouTube.

Speaker 3 (01:08:26):
Some kind of crazy plunger right au. Two that's and
idly Feel is next with your chance to win a
trip for two to the cook Onans.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
We're giving it away tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
We'll be back from six to night for jam nay
see a good day to you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:39):
Well, thank god, that's over, good bite, goode wipe.

Speaker 8 (01:08:46):
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