FULL SHOW: What I Ordered Vs. What I Got!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, what a podcast today?

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Well, to talk Tucker.

Speaker 3 (00:03):
I like it when they're things that you think sound
like they should go together, but you make them in
an unusual way and it could be a disaster.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Spoiler alert, it wasn't today.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
It was a yummy disaster.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
So what are the chances?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Also, bo Ryan is our mystery footy chip. But what
have I done? I've just done ay and given it away.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
The tribal drum is beating for this is what I
ordered versus this is what I got today?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Is are you okay?

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Day?

Speaker 5 (00:28):
The president of Lifeline, John Brugden, will be joining us
to talk to.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Us and gets my goolies. We're getting closer to the
end of the year. Someone's going to win twenty thousand
dollars as our favorite goolie of the year.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
What did we get today?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Enjoy the podcast? I was now about a miracle of recording.
We have so many requests.

Speaker 6 (00:50):
For them to do it again.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Mistress Amanda's miss Killer. Amanda doesn't work alone. Good friend
is in a back room making the tools of the I've.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 7 (01:04):
The legendary poet Jonesy and Amanda the actress.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Congratulations man, we're at now and Amanda, you're doing a
great job.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Anyone your selfie giant.

Speaker 8 (01:17):
Good radio.

Speaker 7 (01:18):
Sorry but it's a tongue tongue twist set.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
And Amanda, it's shoot timing.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
We're on the air.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Top of the morning to you, Amanda, how are you great?
I've just been setting up my time laps. I'm becoming
time lapse guy. I set up my little liphone in
the window of the studio overlooking the harbor.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Is a different day today, it is.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
A different day.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
And then I team it up with a song that
signifies the mood of the day, and then I put
it on my Instagram and people are really liking it.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Digital jen she's Instagram. She's jealous.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Digital Jenna is jelly about me being timelight laps guy.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Okay, what song is going to be today? Because it's
a gloomier today?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
What do you think it like? Yesterday? I had great
Southern land, you know, and.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
I don't know what's the little bit cloudy?

Speaker 5 (02:06):
A little bit cloudy m Anyway, there's something I could
ponder a bit later on.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
You know how last Friday we did this.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
The cost of living.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Petrol prices are heading back.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Up grocery prices, so it's ridiculous looking for the jingles.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Amanda, give us a song.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
You and Ryan practices?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
No, well, what was listening to you crap on about
I timelaps?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Guy?

Speaker 5 (02:36):
Maybe I should focus on the partics and tax of
the show.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Put it on the tab. Last week on Friday we
gave away coffees. A great success this week, so tomorrow
but giving away movie movies?

Speaker 9 (02:53):
Have you practice?

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I'm gonna have to bring this ship round.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
We've got a whole lot of boys movie vouchers up
for grabs. We will reveal the location tomorrow morning. It's
going to be at a hit somewhere.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Can I just ask you a question? Speaking of watching stuff,
you've been watching Barry a few episodes, Bill Hayder and
Henry Winkler.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Can I say every morning you've come in and said
to our team, oh, is anyone watching Barry?

Speaker 10 (03:16):
It?

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Every time people go, well, that's about five years old now,
and no we're not.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I want to binge buddy.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
You know when you talk about shows like You're Breaking
Bad or Sons Vaticin, you go, oh, yeah, what about this?

Speaker 1 (03:25):
There's no one here that I can have be a binge.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
The show has been it's not you know, it's I
don't want to say this, but it's five years old.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Five year came out in twenty twenty two. No, it's
before then twenty twenty two. You sure, yeah, yeah, yeah,
jam I Ray.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
You were twenty and eighteen. I came out in twenty eighteen.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Come up in twenty eighteen.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Where dore you getting these facts from fact my fact checkers,
from the straight from the debate, straight, I'm going to
eat some.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Cats and dogs.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
You know when you saw when you saw that cats
and dogs thing, did you just laugh?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I thought, Wow, he's just lost it all started.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
I followed Donald Trump on Insta and there was a
picture of him on a private jet surrounded by cats
and dogs, and I thought, what's the context here? And
there was a duck and then I was trying to
work it out what the context was just by looking
at the picture.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
And then I delved a deep, a bit further.

Speaker 5 (04:18):
And you know, if you go into the comment section,
and Donald Trump's thinking, it's.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
A whole world, it's a whole new world.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
And then to see the debate, to see that debate,
and the fact checker said, excuse me, We've spoken to
the governor of that area and no, there are no
reports of pets being You.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Know what's going on Imber that time on neighbors when
they're the only time they put an Asian family on neighbors,
they accused it of eating the dog.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Yeah, at least we had the right We at least
we were outraged, and.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
We were outraged.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
We have an actually packed shave for you today. It's Thursday.
I noticed there's a microwave in the studio.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
What does that mean?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
It means it's TikTok tucker. We're doing it after six
thirty this morning.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
It's going to it's something that there's two items that
are normally delicious, but we're cooking them a different way.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
So I'm in true to know what they'll be like.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Do we have to put the microwave in so early?

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Per Old Tashley had to come in and cook her
porridge in the in our studio, or.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
She can come and do what we're on.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Also, Instagram makes its return. We gave away cash yesterday
and we can't do anything until we do the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Which brand is this question one has a logo that
is famously a tick yam Nation.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
We have for you the Magnificent Seven. There are seven questions.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
Can you go all the way and answer all seven
questions correctly?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
If you do that, a man will say.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Say, because I don't know if we mentioned this enough
at the top of the show, which we about timelines,
lapses between it, all.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Kinds of things.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Barry is that there's going to be put on the
tab tomorrow movie tickets around us will tell you tomorrow
morning which heints will be at.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Put it on.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Oh yes, let's get the jingle.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Hap on it, put it on the town put it on? Good.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
I like that jingle.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Ash is in Penrith.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Hello Ash, Hello Amanda and Jonesy. Good morning to you both.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Good morning Ash.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
She's question one. Which brand has a logo that's famous?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
A tick that's Nike?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
That's the one.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
True or false.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
There's a type of penguin that partakes in a proposal
ritual where the male will offer a pebble to the
female in order to court them.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
So cute, I think this is true. That is true?

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Would it's the gentoo penguin And that's what they say
it is when we they call it pebbling, and that
that's what that Penguin act is pebbling, and.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
That's what they say we do.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
That's what psychologists say when we send each other memes
and things like that. Rather than being irritated that someone
sends you a meme, see it as a nice pebbling thing.
It's saying I'm thinking about you and I care about it.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
I like when you send me memes. You send me
a lot of memes except when there was on X
because I'm not on X because I have a big
stand against them or anything. I just can't do the password.
It's it's head crushingly long.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Well, enjoy my memes. It's called pebbling. Let's play riff
raffett to keep us.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
A riff raw?

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Which song ash has this riff?

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (07:08):
It's cake now it's going the distance? Is a cake.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
About social media? Have you seen that whole thing of
Is it cake? Things that have just made to look
like people eating their own arms and things like that
because they're made of cake. I find it hugely distressing.
It's too much.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
King Charles and Queen Camilla will visit Australia next month
for the first time since taking the throne. When was
the last time the head of state came to visit.
Was it A two twenty eleven or C twenty seventeen?

Speaker 1 (07:42):
So this is a head of state.

Speaker 8 (07:45):
I'm going to say twenty seventeen.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
No, sorry, ash twenty seventeen.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
Question number four of the Magnificent seven. Do you know
the answer? What year was it? Head of state? Was
it twenty or twenty eleven? I mean say shit podcast WSCFM.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Hello there, it's Jones and Amanda raw or four. If
you've seen Katy Perry lately, do you.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Think, yeah, it's interesting. She said recently that if I
won't say it in her words, that you know, if
she comes home and the house is clean, the pantry's
being cleared, and the winter doors are closed where they
should be, all the cupboards, she said, I will pleasure
my husband all night long. No, that's the stuff that
women like. And he responded by saying he sent it

(08:29):
to tweet saying, I've done the housework.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
I'm fair enough.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Interesting though, because she's making this big comeback, some people
are saying she's trying to be the hock tour girl. Oh,
she's sort of pitching herself as the sexy, viral young
woman because her album's not doing as well as she
was hoping.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
I don't mind that woman's world song. I think that's
all right. Sexy hock tour girl. That's crazy. You want
to be the viral woman. Who wants to be a
viral woman?

Speaker 2 (08:53):
No one wants viral in anything about yourself.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
When into the Magnifism seven, we seem to be bogged
down on question number four. King Charles and Qui Camilla
will visit Australia next month for the first time since.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Taking the throne.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
When was the last time Ahead of State came to
visit It was either A two thousand or B twenty eleven.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
See if Darling Waterloo knows Hello Dale, over to you.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Alb money guys, how are you stale very will? It
was twenty eleven. It was the Queen and the Duke
of Edinburgh when you were twenty eleven. And King Charles
and Queen Camilla so what we call her? Yes, they're
going to be here from the eighteenth to the twenty
third of October, popping in your diary.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Apparently they don't have.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
A sausage sizzle or is one of the things they
are well, his fingers better not be confused.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Camela will be chomping on that because she likes to
get on eating stuff. Have you noticed that? Or they
always have to eat? Camilla seems to like ice cream.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
She's always eating an ice cream she yeah, and there's
always dribbling down her face.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
I think she's the one who's apparently the easy person
to talk to. She's supposed to be a good person
to have a conversation.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
She looks like a bit of a goer.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
I think she's a goer.

Speaker 5 (09:58):
I think she's a full on goer. Voiced by Jerry Seinfeld.
The character Barry b Benson is talking What is a talking?

Speaker 1 (10:07):
What is a a talking?

Speaker 11 (10:08):
What?

Speaker 9 (10:10):
Benson?

Speaker 10 (10:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:14):
It was the main character in the b movie. Question six.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
To boast about your own achievements is to blow one's
own what.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Hello, Dale?

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Are you still there?

Speaker 12 (10:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (10:28):
To boast about your achievements, you're going to blow your
own You're.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Doing something else? Dale, What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (10:35):
No?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
I wanted to play your own horn, Andrew. If you're
going to google, just do it discreetly.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Okay, Hello Andrew? How are you very well?

Speaker 3 (10:47):
If you're boasting about your achievements, you're blowing your own.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yes, you're blowing your own triangle.

Speaker 5 (10:54):
Which American pop singer known for keeping out of politics,
has now endorsed Carmela Harris as president.

Speaker 3 (11:01):
It happened yesterday, Big news. Taylor Swift on behalf of
all the single cat Ladies, She's done it.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
And then she put on a beab and a knife
and fork and started eating that cat, congraduating Springfield apparently.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Congratulations you. It'll help us scared. The jam bag is
all going your way. A double pass to John Stevens.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
A night at the Barracks Live Concerts in Nay the
spring An Aqua Splash party for ten at Cable's Wake
Park and Aqua Park Penrith the most fun you can
have in and out of the water plus Josi demandic
coach chose feed the color in the State of Pencils.
Andrewidnything you'd like to add? The Doggie's playing this weekend?

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Andrew?

Speaker 5 (11:47):
Yeah, how did you feel about last week? It was
a little bit underwhelming from the Doggies? I was a
little disappointed to be playing. What about Josh Joshadow Cat playing.

Speaker 13 (12:00):
Well?

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Good luck to the dogs, no comments.

Speaker 14 (12:02):
It is not like Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
I don't feel like working today.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
Can I just stay in bed coming through the Jamanack,
our Big book of musical Facts. On this day in
nineteen eighty nine, Aerosmith released their.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Hit Love in an Elevator. What a bangor a good timing?

Speaker 5 (12:25):
Because Joe Perry turned seventy four on Monday.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Happy Birthday, Joe, I can't believe I didn't send him
a car?

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Did you him a gift? Well, let's go back to it.

Speaker 5 (12:33):
When he turned fifty and Slash gifted him the best
present in the world.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Two cards, two cards. Who wants two cards?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
One card's bad enough?

Speaker 1 (12:43):
You get a card? You got cards.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
When Aerosmith broke up briefly in the early eighties, they
fell on hard times.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
I were big in the seventies, you might remember.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
In the eighties, so to make ends meat Joe Perry
sold his Lesbourg guitar, and after many years of when
he got the money back again, he said he's ill
got to get that guitar back. And then he spotted
it in a guitar magazine. The problem was it was
part of Slash from Guns n' Roses collection.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Joe Perry picks up the story and.

Speaker 15 (13:15):
I knew it was getting in the way of our friendship.
And I said, look, I'll never ask you about it again.

Speaker 8 (13:19):
Man.

Speaker 15 (13:19):
I just if you ever want to sell it back,
just you know, give me a call whatever. But I'm
not going to bug you about it. And at my
fiftieth birthday, she Trick was playing. They came in to
play and I sat in with them, and in the
middle of the set, my guitar check walks up and
here's me this guitar and it was the guitar and

(13:40):
Slash gave it to me and no card attached.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
You can hear his jewelry in the background. That was
his teeth.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
Happy birthday, Joe, Happy birthday, and let's work on love
in an elevator.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Still going to get him two cards.

Speaker 8 (13:55):
GM started game What you do?

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Did you do?

Speaker 2 (13:59):
It's a fancy the moldy, bacteria infested slavs meat.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Fall off the.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
To give your Now, we're making this from TikTok.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
This is one of those recipes that could be great
because the taste of the two things are great, but
we're going to cook it in a microwave, so I
don't know if that's going to wreck it. I'm talking
about pancakes and bacon. You're a big pancake, Brenda, aren't
you and you like pancake, you like bacon with it
and maple syrup and.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
All the Canadian Canadian breakfast. You get the pancakes, you
get the bacon, you get the sausage. You have to
say a boot, you get sad boots, tablet.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
What are you doing there? What do you mean you're.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Putting I'm making the pancakes.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
You're putting sparkling water. It's still still.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
So I pulled this to have funny.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
That's that Victoria expensive water and you're just putting it
in the pancake mix.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
What have we won the lotto?

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Okay, cramps, I'm.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Just saying it's because he lives money.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
So what I've done is a first of all, I'm
making the pancake batter, which is adding the adding the
water to the mix.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Shake, shag it.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
How long as you have to shake this?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Shake it more? You got to get in there.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Go on, how about that is enough?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
I give it a go?

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Okay, how about nine o'clock we might be ready?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Come on?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
What do you reckon? Is that enough?

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Just a bit more?

Speaker 2 (15:21):
How about that?

Speaker 1 (15:22):
I can watch that all day?

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Brendan, do you make this very difficult for me, all right,
So is that our pancake mix done? What I do
now is I get a plate and I've got some
greaseproof paper because you get a lot of butter ye
and grease the bottom of your plate, which I'm doing now,
and I've done.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Now, okay, that's done.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Active.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
I now put obviously the blop of pancake mixture. U.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
It goes on there, It goes on the plate. What
I now do is I top it with some bacon.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
I've taken the jewels off because bacon makes your hands stinky,
and it's just you don't pre cook the bacon. It's
just raw bacon and you put the strips of it
down like this.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
Wet.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
That's what I'm intrigued about as to whether this all
remains just a wet mess or if it crisps up
and is delicious.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
So you're making a lattice patterns I am.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
So we agree that that's that right. So what happens now?
Let me check.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
I've pulled the pancake mix. Yep, I've put my bacon
slices in. Now we put this into the microwave like this.
That bacon mix looks very thin.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Doesn't it pancake mix?

Speaker 8 (16:27):
You mean.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
The microwave.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
Yep, the mcuav's four minutes.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Four minutes, and then I flip it.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
Okay, so it's going in for four minutes right out, see.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Go okay, So that's in for four minutes.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
We flip it over, give it another couple of minutes, and.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Then apparently it's a very easy.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
And delicious way to make a ban bacon and bancakes.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
To make pancakes.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Let's call it that.

Speaker 6 (17:00):
That you do.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
It's a fancy the moldy bacteria invested slavers.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Meat fall off the.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Result to.

Speaker 16 (17:12):
Wow, it smells good in here, It doesn't it sounds
like Canadian kicking.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
I've flipped the pancake. Let me turn it off because
I think it's a burning hang on what we're making
a pancakes and bacon. Nothing unusual about that. So we
put our pancake mix there. We just put raw bacon
on the top, put it in the microwave. After four minutes,
flip it, cook it for a few more minutes, and
let's see if it's a wet mess or actually if
it's going to be Okay, you mix.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
The pancake mix.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
It's one of those bottle mixed things and use sand
Pellegrino water.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Have we won the lotto or something like that?

Speaker 2 (17:44):
Ready, nothing but the best for Ryan.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
You seem to be shelling our big time.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Here we go. Okay, are you ready?

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Let's cut it and see what we make of it.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
It looks okay, the bacon is cooked, but it's not
crispy obviously.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
Yeah, of course it doesn't look like what you've done
a bit of a burger.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
King Hungry Jacks thing on us. You know when you
see the burger and it doesn't Yeah, it's like.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Your promotional photos.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Let's just slice this up and we'll see what we
make of this.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Okay, look, it's cutting.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
I thought it might just flop apart, but I've been
able to cut it up.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
So Ryan, look at this. Here's a piece for you.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
We got some maple syrup there, some maple syrup. All right, dear.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
You go pass that one to your father. Okay, one
for you, Brendan, thank you. Frendle. There you go. That's
for your mate, and one for me here. I'm just
going to eat it straight off the plate here when
I say yes, you do.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Okay, Ready, let's all hoe in and see what we make.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
I'm going to use knife and fork because I'm a
foxy lady.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Okay, well it looks great, Yeah it does, doesn't it?

Speaker 8 (18:53):
Really?

Speaker 1 (18:54):
This took us what a real McCoy song on an
ad break? Oh yeah, Oh my god? Do you think
what do you mean?

Speaker 8 (19:04):
Are you joking?

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Is the pancake a bit of dowey?

Speaker 3 (19:06):
No, that's what pancakes are, But you don't normally cook
them in the microwave.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
What do you think?

Speaker 3 (19:12):
Right?

Speaker 1 (19:12):
You make that all bad? That's really good? Really?

Speaker 2 (19:15):
And is the bacon cooked enough?

Speaker 10 (19:17):
Like?

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Because normally, if I was going to eat the bacon
on the side it is me talking my mouth open,
it would be crispy.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
You know what it is? It's just great, easy to
make its team success.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
We could be in the caravan, put a microwave in it,
get some of that mix and some bacon, and you're
selling this all day.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
I stopped listening when you said caravan. Well there it
is what you do. You do pancakes, mold, bacteria and
fast fall off.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
To give your diary.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
I love about TikTok Tucker.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
You see it and you think that's not going to work,
and it actually kind.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Of did it works?

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Okay, we'll have all the incredible details of this very
intricate recipe on our social jem jam nation.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Who wants a free money instance and Amanda's.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
This is what you want, this is what you get.
Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
You could pass if you don't know an answer.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
We'll come back to that question of time permits you
get all the questions right?

Speaker 2 (20:20):
One thousand dollars what Jacob from Ingleburn did yesterday?

Speaker 1 (20:22):
He did it.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
We said, do you.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Want to double your money? He said no, who's happy
to go with a thousand? But we tortured him by
making him answer the bonus question anyway, which.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
He did get right.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
It was so easy.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
It's not always what it was. Because it was so easy,
it's not always the case. We have ten questions sixty seconds.
Let's see how you going.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Kylie's in Korea?

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Hi, Kylie?

Speaker 17 (20:42):
Oh hi Hi?

Speaker 10 (20:44):
How are you going?

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Very well?

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Kylie?

Speaker 3 (20:45):
What we usually say is if you're not sure, say passed,
because we often have time to come back.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
But if you blow it, you blow it.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
Okay, I understand, Thank you, Kylie, good luck because here
we go. He comes question number one, how many hours
are in a day?

Speaker 9 (20:59):
Twenty four?

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Question two? In what state would you find broken hill?
Question three? What is good day short for Hello? No,
for good day? That's a good day, good day. I
know what you mean hello, but it's actually short for
good day.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
That's a trick question. Not a silly sausage in our eyes.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
One hundred bucks to go and buy some sausages.

Speaker 18 (21:31):
Not at all, thank you.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
I hate when that happens. What Can You Do?

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Podcast?

Speaker 3 (21:39):
There were so many memes around regarding Donald Trump's bandage
on his ear after the assassination attempt, and the one
that made me laugh the most. I'm not laughing the
fact he was shot, not at all, but the memes were.
There were some memes that were amusing. One was he
had that bandage on his ear and someone said, when
you order a pillow from Tim, because it's always.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
They're ordering and you get a two different things.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
This is what you want is what you get. That's
what happened.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
This woman has tased.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
An Australian woman has taken to TikTok to tell us
about a lamp that she bought that was shaped like
a croissant or lamp.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
She was given.

Speaker 5 (22:12):
So I got this.

Speaker 18 (22:12):
Teeming lamp as a gift from my sisters and I
had in my room and I came home from work
after the hot day and there was like hundreds of.

Speaker 13 (22:22):
Ants underneath head.

Speaker 18 (22:24):
I'm almost wondering if this is a literal real croissant
covered in resin.

Speaker 13 (22:30):
Hang on, I guess there's one way to truly know.
It's literally food.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
It's literally food.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
It was a croissant that was just covered in resin
and it was sold as a croissant lamp. There was
sort of some mechanism inside it actual food.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Well that's a fire hazard.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
Oh, it's also a rotting hazard. An insect has it
has it has it hazard And the fact.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
That got shipped into Australia, if that went through border
security'd be in trouble.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
My daughter some time ago ordered a I was supposedly
a personalized life size pillow. So she had a picture
of herself dressed up as a little sexy sandal.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
This is for her boyfriend, okay, and it's not for me.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Oh, I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Who was for.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
It's for her boyfriend from the web size life size
So there's a picture of her with a little little
elf hat on it and little sort of mini skirty
thing and it was supposed to be about four and
a half feet at least tall. It arrived it was
literally four inches so it was.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
The smallest pillow.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
I don't know you'd use it for a pillow for
a gnat a sleep.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
It was a small And I said, that's just team.
What do you expect? What do you remember that sex
pistols poster?

Speaker 5 (23:41):
I ordered this one and I had sid Vicious dead
at the age of twenty one.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
It was a New York Post sort of panna yeah,
And I went, oh, that's great.

Speaker 5 (23:50):
It was this sticker and it was literally supposed to
be I thought about two.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
By three foot, you know, I thought this is going
to be great. It was two by three inches.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
T women know the disappointment, Well, the tribal drum is
going to beat for this what I ordered versus what
I got?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
This? This?

Speaker 2 (24:10):
What's this?

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Have you been disappointed with your online purchases? How hilarious?
Have the discrepancies been scious?

Speaker 5 (24:20):
Not that I like giving TikTok as any oxygen, but
this TikToker ordered a croissant lamp on the mask.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Given to her as a gift and she woke up
one morning and it had ants all around it. She thought,
why would there be ants? It can't really be food.

Speaker 8 (24:34):
Cab it.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
She broke it open and she ended up eating it.
It was an actual covered in resin, and.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
It was from Timu. A lot of stuff you ordered
from Timu is not what you expected. Let's be fair.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
About So the tribal drum is beating for this is.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
What wa this is what you gain. This Lauren has
joined us.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Hi, Lauren, what was it?

Speaker 12 (24:55):
Well?

Speaker 10 (24:56):
I ordered?

Speaker 4 (24:56):
You know, the very hungry little caterpillar in.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
It was joke.

Speaker 8 (25:02):
Yeah, so really expos to get this. You got the
book and you had a toy to be with it.
It arrived.

Speaker 9 (25:08):
The toy was the size of the dining room table.

Speaker 8 (25:10):
It was two means long.

Speaker 9 (25:12):
I couldn't I couldn't post it.

Speaker 17 (25:14):
I had to wait till my nephew came up from
Victoria to give it to room in the car.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
So was it vacuum sealed when you got it?

Speaker 6 (25:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (25:22):
And I just want what the hell?

Speaker 8 (25:24):
I opened and it just was it was just the length.

Speaker 13 (25:26):
It was the length of the dining room table.

Speaker 8 (25:28):
It's a big joke now about when Lauren buys something
you know by big but go hard by Big.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
But his stories the other way that you'd buy something
fury to be that size and it's tiny.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
It's weird.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
You said it was vacuum packed demand. Do you have
some sort of prior knowledge about this?

Speaker 16 (25:43):
Isn't like one of those mattresses you buy and you
cut them and they go.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
There's and the minute they're out, there's no way ever
you can get them back there.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
It's like when you open up one of those rescue
life rafts on a plane, or you're dating a real
high housewife of Sydney.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
You'll never get that small shape again. When the shape
where it comes off, it's all there.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
I like Lauren's referred to herself as the third person
as well. Natalie has joined us Natalie high guys.

Speaker 9 (26:10):
Amanda, It's very interesting that you mentioned shapewear because I
was going to a wedding and shapewear these days can
be quite expensive. You can pay up with it one
hundred dollars for a good one. So I said, I'm
going to cheat the system and I'll jump on. I
can't remember if it's Seen or Teeman, and they were shapewear,
but they were just underpants. It went up really.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
High, so there's no.

Speaker 9 (26:32):
No, no, they do. They go up to underneath your breast.
So they shot up really high. And I've watched a
million videos and I'm like, oh, that girl's twice the
size of me, and look how good she looks. I'm
doing it, So I jump online. I get myself a pair.
They look like they were big enough to fit my
six year old daughter. So part of me thought, well,
this isn't going to work. The other part thought, wow,
they're really going to shut me in. So I squeezed

(26:55):
into them, got them on the minute I made any
kind of movement. The bit that's supposed to sit under
your breath roll all the way down to halfway down,
and then the flood just rolled out, and I gave
muff and top a new definition.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
So you not only had your own muffin top, you
also had that rolled down from the materials, like you
had two rolls of fat around your middle.

Speaker 9 (27:14):
Absolutely horrific.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Did you wear it to the wedding? No way.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Yeah you did get sucked in, but not in the way.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
And not the way you were hoping.

Speaker 14 (27:24):
Oh Jonesy and Amanda podcast, are you ready to go.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
You're a go, you dumb idiots.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
A woman has taken her gripe to TikTok, that's new
to complain about a gift that she received. So I
got this.

Speaker 18 (27:44):
Timmy of lamp that's a gift from my sisters, and
I had in my room and I came home from
work after the hot day and there was like hundreds
of ants underneath head. I'm almost wondering if this is
a literal real croissant it in the resin hang on.

Speaker 13 (28:04):
I guess there's one way to truly know it's literally food.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yeah, it was a croissant that had just been coated
in resin sold as a lamp.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
That's what happens with the online world we're living in there.
This is what you want, this is what you get?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
What the tribal JOm is beating for?

Speaker 17 (28:20):
What's again?

Speaker 1 (28:21):
What you want?

Speaker 2 (28:22):
What you again? I'd always the same thing. Hello, Rowanne,
how are you?

Speaker 6 (28:27):
I'm good?

Speaker 14 (28:27):
How are you guys?

Speaker 17 (28:28):
Very well?

Speaker 2 (28:29):
What did you order and what did you get?

Speaker 5 (28:31):
Well?

Speaker 10 (28:32):
Here we go. Okay, So my daughter had a show
and tell art fair you know, science fair thing, and
I thought, beauty, I'm going to order a spaceship off
Gemu and I thought, we're going to build it. It's
going to be great. And well it came and we
were halfway building it, and I thought to myself, just
this very peculiar and familiar. It looked like a mile appendage.

(28:55):
It had the pink top, and it has the rocket
shape and had had the brown hubs at the bottom.
And my daughter was like, oh, I'm I'm going to
take this to Scorfish. I'm no, You're not.

Speaker 8 (29:10):
No.

Speaker 10 (29:10):
And I thought I to take a picture of this.
I thought no, because the minute I take a picture
of a Google's going to go really double X double extriplexture.
Then I go on it Ah, righted you know? Yet
it looked like a mile appendage.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
And a pink top and the brown hubs a like
a brown heart. I'd love to see a picture of that.
Oh that's fantastic. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Ohanne, Sasha is joining Hi Sasha, what did you order
and what did you get?

Speaker 9 (29:39):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (29:39):
Guys.

Speaker 9 (29:40):
I ordered a beautiful outfit for a wedding on the
wish website clothing off webite, and when it came it
looked like it.

Speaker 8 (29:48):
Was an outfit for a barbie.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
I think it was like literally meant for a barbie doll.
It was that small. It was that small.

Speaker 12 (29:56):
My daughter now uses it to dress her barbies.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
So this is human class.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
We would go to wear it to a wedding and
it actually takes for a doll.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
That's crazy. Yes, okay, I'll never fit into it. Wow,
Sash Darren has joined us.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Darren, what did you order?

Speaker 6 (30:16):
My daughter were going away and my daughter ordered a
carry on case because she hasn't got one, and siss
hal a kiddy, so she ordered the Calor Kitty carry
on case. And then it came and all it was
was a cover and not the case. So so then
then I got, okay, well you know, we'll order. We'll
get to your case. We got a case. We saw

(30:37):
everyone just went down to the local shopping terra wall one.
We can't we put it on, which was a nightmare.
That put it on. And then my daughter goes, how
do you open the case? Open the case again?

Speaker 1 (30:55):
The opposite of useful, bring back the trading place.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
I tell him.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Caveat m tour as they say.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Podcast, Let's get on down to the Jonesy the Man
of Arms and caught its awake.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
The pub test today banning laptops in cafes.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Does it pass the publi I've seen.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
People do this, and people who are now working from home.
They set up with a laptop in a cafe, take
up a table and don't order much, but stay there
for hours. A cafe in the UK has banned laptops
at lunch, at lunchtime on weekdays and all weekend to
clear the room for customers who are going to spend
more money than these remote workers.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
It means we've all seen it with people sitting.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
There, sitting on one coffee for hours and hours.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
I've been a part of it.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
I've been a part of it. This woman once proposed it.
I propose proposed now. Once every couple of years someone says,
let's make a motorbike show.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
We want you to be a part of a motorbike show.
So I met with this woman in a cafe.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
She had a laptop set up there and I could
tell as soon as you know, when you get to
a meeting anything, this ain't ever happening.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
So I sort of indulged herub she was six.

Speaker 5 (31:59):
Ye I did a test, just a lipnus test, to
see if she was for real, I said, because she
had a coffee and she had a milkshake, and I said,
do you want me to get this or do you
want to get and she says, oh, they'd be great
if you got it, and I went, okay, she's got
no money, so I went to the.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
Guy and I said, I'll get the coffee in the middle.
And she says who is she? And I said I
and he gess, she's.

Speaker 5 (32:18):
Been here all morning and all she's had is a milkshake.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
And I went, oh, thank god you came and ordered
a coffee.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
She's had time wast well.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
My dad, in a period of time in his life
had been a financial advisor and bits and pieces, and
he ran a cafe owned and ran a cafe for
a little bit of time. And I was in a
shopping center with a lot of older people, and some
people would come in all that orders a cup of
teens stay there for hours, but some people just bought
their own tea bag. So Dad just had staff her

(32:46):
to wash the cups and all of that. So you know,
you have to think about the cafe owner through all this.
Other people are saying, look, I know every establishment has
its own.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Rules, but this policy is restrictive. What about people who
are travelers. Oh yeah, I want to keep up to date,
you know.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Yeah, link le Gates comes in with his laptop what.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
If he does?

Speaker 3 (33:04):
And other people just looking for a cozy corner to
work in. Is it fair to restrict this banning laptops?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
And bear in mind it's not an outright ban.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
It's a lunchtime on weekdays, all weekend banning laptops and
cafes as it passed the pub tips.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Not long till the footy finals.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
And speaking of thanks to Chemists Warehouse you can stock
up and save now with the Chemists Warehouse half priced
vitamins and cosmetics sale.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Well, here we are round twenty eight of the NRL.

Speaker 5 (33:37):
Our last Mystery Footy tipper was Phil Burton. Had he
got He got a score of four out of eight
Today I'm.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Kind of a big deal.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
They debuted in two thousand and seven, making one hundred
and twenty seven appearances for two sides.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
After an injury cruelly cut their career.

Speaker 5 (33:52):
Sure they are managed to make lemons out of the
lemon nade out of life.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Started with lemon made limit.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah no, he's.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Flipped around like a magician.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
I know, because this man everyone knows this man. He
was big in the Tigers, he was big in the Sharks.
He's everywhere. He's bo Ryan. Where you from from the area,
are best off? Punch bowl. Kimba Junior is to December
one who fashes out sadly.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Here here he is normal, He's running around on amazing race.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
We've been able to lock him down.

Speaker 8 (34:38):
Hello bo Hey, guys, Lemons out of Lemonade?

Speaker 6 (34:42):
Is that?

Speaker 8 (34:43):
Yeah, the first person to ever do it?

Speaker 5 (34:44):
Well, you know, no one wants sugar these days, mate,
So you've got a youth, maybe should set up My.

Speaker 8 (34:49):
Son doesn't want sugar, So you're in the wrong. You're
wrong industry in my house now we need needs sugar.
So people, people, who did you? You played for the
Sharks And I go, oh, yeah, I used to play
for the Tigers and they laughed and I said no,
we used to be good, Tygers used to be good
many many years ago, many moons.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
And even though you've morphed into a TV presenter radio
all of this, how much of your brain is still
aligned to footy?

Speaker 8 (35:18):
I love watching it. I mean the first couple of years.
I told you a while ago. After I tired, I
probably struggled watching it I really struggled to sit there,
and yeah it was it was really hard. But the
last couple of years I love it. And this weekend's games,
you can slip a coin. I'm really into it.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Well let's get it.

Speaker 8 (35:35):
Except for the poor Tigers. Again, except for the Tigers.
I made the trip out to the spoon ball with
the family, so three and a half hours to get
there on the fire. I was going to say it
was worth it, but to have sixty points put on
them at home, you can only cover your kid guys
for so long.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Have some sugar.

Speaker 8 (35:53):
I have some sugary.

Speaker 1 (35:53):
We did.

Speaker 8 (35:54):
We had all the sugar in Campbell Chowner. So if
you look at with sugar in Campbell Chown, none left.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
It's all gone. The Ryan family start.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
So Panthers versus Roosters, Blue Bet Stadium game.

Speaker 8 (36:03):
A huge game, huge game, you know what. I think
it's going to be a reflection of the season. And
I'm going to go and ambush here and say the Roosters,
ooh hello, I know, I know, I don't and the
teams I'm saying I don't definitely want them to win.
I just think roosters can do it. They're in their
premiership window they give you. They give teams windows, you
know every five years. The Roosters are in it, and

(36:25):
I think they'll play their Grand final this weekend.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
Okay, well, well say you with that about the premiership window.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
It's Storm versus Sharks. It's twenty sixteen or over again.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
I will say this data on you care to listen, bo,
If the Sharks beat the Storm at Amy Park, they
will win the Grand Final.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Let me just say you said these very words last week.
Have a listen.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Write this down.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
If the Sharks beat Manly at home, they will win
the Grand Final, which they did.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
So you've already add to your prediction, to your points
whether to the.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
Prediction if the Sharks win the Grand Final they will
win the Grand Final.

Speaker 8 (36:59):
Yeah, that's a smart place, smart money. It's huge game
because we all know the Sharks have been very good
for three years or the last yeah, three or four years,
but they fall apart postseason. We know this. This is
their chance to shut thehaters up. They've got a good
record against Melbourne. They've beaten Melbourne before this year, they've
beaten Melbourne in Melbourne. My daughter will kill me if

(37:22):
I go against them, so I'm going to tip the
Sharks one.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
And then we've got Cowboys and Nights.

Speaker 8 (37:27):
Oh, this is a hard one. This is a hard one.
Both of the teams have let me go on so
much this year in the tipping. Cowboys have hit form lately.
But Newcastle again, they're talking about Premiership windows. You flip
the coins for this one. Have you guys got a coin,
You've got a coin? Then you guys got a.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Coin cash anymore? I mean, gag slipper slip.

Speaker 8 (37:48):
One hundred, I mean a flip one hundred, slip one
hundred for me.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
I'm going to slip my gold, my gold.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Then here it is, ok you just slipped there.

Speaker 6 (37:58):
There we go.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
What are you saying?

Speaker 8 (38:00):
Okay, we got to go. We'll go. We'll get tails Cowboys.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
It's tails cowboys. Okay, that's you mate.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
And then we're rounding out the weekend with Bulldogs and
Sea Eagles.

Speaker 8 (38:09):
You've got to give the dogs. My friends will kill
me if I go against the dogs, and they mainly
have got plenty of momentum. Tommy Turbo's back with one arm.
The dogs have got a lot happening during the week ye,
but again, break the chip against them. Every single person
in Western Sydney will be the course stadium and I
hope the dogs get them.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
I do, I really do got a soft spot for
the doggies as I have a soft spot for you.
The Amazing Race Celebrity Edition at seven thirty on Channel ten.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
That's been Bo Ryan.

Speaker 8 (38:38):
Thanks Bo, Thanks for your time, guys, and go to Sharks.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
Come on, Jenny, this is happening. I've just said if
they win the Grand Final, they will win.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
The Grand say a lot of things. Thank you both.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
House on it j Sam Podcast. When I'm gone, I wanted.

Speaker 6 (38:55):
To get right now your window sick your head on
a yell.

Speaker 5 (39:06):
Banning laptops and cafes does this pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (39:10):
UK cafe chain has done this.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
It's banned laptops at lunchtime on weekdays and all day
on weekends to clear room for customers who are prepared
to spend more money, who are going to buy food,
who aren't sitting there working. But actually, Jami Wright said earlier,
what's the difference between that and reading a book?

Speaker 2 (39:28):
But I don't think anyone sits and reads it.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Not many people would sit and read a book all
day in a cafe, sitting on one.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Cup of coffee.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
If you read a massive, big book like War and Peace,
everyone got geez smart.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
But if you in there reading big and bouncy.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
But often I think now that people are working from home,
this is a thing people are on the lookout for.
Are they going to sit and do all their work
in a cafe, plugging into the cafes, using their WiFi,
using their WiFi, and only ordering one cup of coffee?
So how do you feel banning laptops and cafes?

Speaker 1 (39:55):
Is it fair?

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (39:57):
Yes it does as the cafe has a big that's run.

Speaker 8 (40:01):
I think it does, yes, because I'm cre saying couples
going out sitting there on their phones or laptops are
not talking. I might as well sit home on a Yeah.

Speaker 12 (40:07):
No, we have to let people do that.

Speaker 8 (40:09):
Everyone's got a job.

Speaker 9 (40:10):
I think those people and the mums that have to
work from home and need a bit of a coffee,
you should let them have a coffee in a cafe
while they work.

Speaker 12 (40:20):
Because if you own a business and people come in
and they just sit there, whant to go out through
in the park, hut in your car somewhere else. I
know that people need company, but if you're somewhere else,
it's very irritating.

Speaker 9 (40:33):
Despite the fact that it adversely affects me.

Speaker 8 (40:36):
I think it does. You see people that are there
that bring out their own snacks and their own coffee,
and that's just rude and it's not fair on the
people who own the cafes.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
It takes balls bring out your own coffee, you know.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Come on, come.

Speaker 3 (40:51):
On for lots of things going on today in the
mental health sphere.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
It's are You Okay Day.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
We're about to talk to John Brogden, who has put
together a book where he's talked to high profile people,
fifteen of them about their suicidal ideation and how close
they came and what saved them. One of the people
he interviews in his book is James Packer, who was
interviewed on Channel seven's Spotlight program on over the weekend

(41:18):
and it was a very frank interview.

Speaker 7 (41:20):
I think my downs coincided with either being on the
wrong medication or having too much stress at work. And
when I say too much stress at work, that's code
for too much debt and problems with the business. So
either you know business turning down or you know royal

(41:43):
commissions or being tossed out of China or something had
gone wrong. You know, I had people arrested in China.
I was, you know, I was caught up in charges
in Israel with you know net Nyahu. And that same week,
literally was the week that it came out that I
was engaged to Mariah Carey for a while. And that

(42:06):
same week it came out that Mariah and I had
broken up, and she was she thought I'd planted a
story and a magazine about it, which I hadn't. That
made her look bad, and so she was threatening to
say things about me, and so I was, you know,
it was it was. It was a train rat It

(42:26):
was a train rut.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Yeah, he's been diagnosed with bipolar disorder and SI's on
so many medications he doesn't even even know what they are.
He has a nurse who travels with him. Is being
in the spotlight does that make it even harder for
you when you're really struggling with your mental health? Or
can we learn from their insights and all of us
can get something from it? John Brogden, who wrote the
book About All That, is joining us next.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Podcast.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
You may know our next.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Guest is a formal politician, but nineteen years ago, almost
everything ended when John Brogden attempted to take his own life.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
He's not alone. The statistics are horrifying.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Every day nine Australians die by suicide, more than double
the deaths on Rhodes. Five percent of people who do
take their own lives are male. Well, John's using his
story and the stories of fifteen others to help people
shatter the silence around suicide. A new book called Profiles
of Hope John High, How are you nice to see it?

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Are you a kay day? Yeah?

Speaker 17 (43:23):
Absolutely important day? I am okay. How are you guys?

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (43:28):
Hearing that thing from James Package just yeah, you.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Can be whoever and it can just hit you.

Speaker 17 (43:34):
Look, it was incredible.

Speaker 8 (43:35):
You know.

Speaker 17 (43:36):
He was my first interview in the book, and I
went and spent some time with him in his home
in Argentina.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
And he's a guy who's.

Speaker 17 (43:45):
Incredibly privileged, incredibly wealthy, who focuses on his failures, not
his successes in life, who, by his own admission, So
I'm not being I'm not trying to embarrass him when
I say this, has an incredible struggle with his weight
as an incredible struggle with you know, when he's bouncing
back and forth with alcohol.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
And cigarettes and the like.

Speaker 17 (44:08):
And he's a great example of it doesn't matter how
privileged you are, mental health doesn't discriminate.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
And after the.

Speaker 17 (44:16):
Spotlight report, people blogged away with their comments and they
were universally supportive and sympathetic. You would have thought people
might say, care about James Packer's worth billions, you can
look after himself. I've got real problems in life. He hasn't.
But everybody who blogged said, you know, I feel for
this guy. I had one person actually text me and say,

(44:40):
I was sitting next to my son, my adult son,
watching this who's got terribly overweight with some of the
medication he's taking for his mental illness, and I said, look,
even James.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
Packert has that problem.

Speaker 17 (44:52):
So the way I wrote the book the interviews, was
to get a collection of Australia's very wide cross section
of people, so that everyone who reads it can look.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
In and see a bit of themselves.

Speaker 17 (45:06):
So there's a great farmer in there, peer Maloney, which
tells that classic country story. There's a young bloke who
survived his suicide only to spend his at sixteen suicide
attempt only to be now spending the rest of his
life in a wheelchair, but with this incredible determination to
walk again. And you know, I ask a question of

(45:29):
many people, did you have to get that low to
bounce back? And almost universally is that they say yes.
They also say, like Jackie Lamby, I wish I didn't
have to get that far to bounce back. But they
have bounced back and in many cases, you know, I
don't think Jackie Lamby when she was sixteen and joined
the army thought she'd be a senator almost running the country.

(45:53):
Sometimes with the things that she says and the way
she resonates with the public, I think a lot of
these people have had transformative changes, but there are some
struggle stories in there where people their success is actually
just still being alive and you know that they're still
going through it. The way James was telling us on
Sunday night, I mean that was incredibly I think rule

(46:15):
is a great word for the way James went through it.
And you know he's been there and I've been there.
And what I want this book to tell people tell it,
as you said, Amanda, the nine Australians on average will
take their.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Live lives today.

Speaker 17 (46:31):
The sixty five thousand Australians every year who attempt suicide
sixty five thousand is there's a way through, and there
is hope even when you think nobody cares. Because my
experience was that I stuffed up publicly. I felt I'd
shamed Lucy, our family, or my friends, all my supporters.
I'd become such a burden that the best thing for me,

(46:55):
not the only thing. The best thing for me was
to take my life. And I knew you guys back
then in.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
That was the day like we were.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
The last we spoke to you on the night that
you went to that function and I said, you're in
the box seat, Bob Cars resigned.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
You are going to be our next premier. Well yeah,
and then it just unraveled from that, and it did.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
And I remember at the time how we handled it,
and I feel I don't know if I had the
mental capacity back then you just said, oh, John's gone crazy.
But then you look at it now, how you've come
round and the awareness.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
About what's the spike though? What did save you?

Speaker 17 (47:31):
Well, to be honest, what saved me was the police
turned up to my office and got me early, well
before I died.

Speaker 1 (47:38):
That's what happened.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
But how have you saved yourself every day since?

Speaker 17 (47:42):
Well, through a number of ways, but without a doubt.
You know, my lifeline is my wife and now our children,
and you know that's that's good for me, but it's
a challenge for them, right. I mean I have suicidality
and depression. I'll have suicidality probably for the rest.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Of my life. What does that mean?

Speaker 17 (48:02):
That means part of my makeup is if something goes
really bad for me, usually emotionally or personally, not so
much like in business life and those sorts of things,
but personally and emotionally, and if it's if I catastrophize
it in a way that you two might say, what, look,
actually that's okay, you can get through that. But for me,
I think I can't get through it, and then I

(48:22):
start to think about suicide. So over twenty years since
that happened, nineteen years, I've begun to learn how to
better handle that. So people often say, what does that include?

Speaker 1 (48:36):
And it does include? And this might I think people.

Speaker 17 (48:40):
Thought this was arrogant in my most friends and family,
but do you know how as Australians we're really good
at having to go to Arnie so and So's Christmas
party and people are rude to us, so we don't
like it, or somebody's going to ask us the question,
and I just don't go to those things anymore because
I know they're going to upset me. Now for a
while people would have thought, well, what is up himself
or whatever it is, But I don't like big late

(49:02):
night functions anymore. So there are a number of things
I choose not to do because I know they'll either
get me too tight, which is bad yep, and therefore
you know, batteries down and susceptible, or I just don't
like them anymore. Which is funny because in the old
game you had to do seven a week, right, won
for every night, So everybody has their own solution. There's

(49:23):
a fantastic story in there of this farmer called Peter
Maloney who was a Brisbane electrician and married a country
girl so had to go and be a farmer from scratch.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
And you know what farmers are like.

Speaker 17 (49:34):
They're pretty hard on people from the city and who
become new farmers.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
He found it.

Speaker 17 (49:39):
Incredibly hard to adjust. He had crippling dyslexia as a kid,
picked on all that sort of stuff, and he got
to that point where he tried to take his own life.
And it was only one of his kids riding up
on a motorbike to where he'd gone to take his
own life, where he decided, no, I'm not going to
do that. And he's turned that around and he's changed
his life. He does meditation every morning, quijong every morning,

(50:03):
and he is the great thing for breakfast people, morning people,
a three minute.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Ice bath every morning.

Speaker 17 (50:09):
So a lot of people have radically changed their life
and set it on a new path. And as I said,
the fascinating question I ask is did you have to
get to that point to bounce back? In the answers
years But the message is that I want this book
to tell people is there is a way through. You know,
you get to that point, you think no one loves you,
You may burn some bridges along the way, and the

(50:32):
reality is that might be true, but Lifeline wants you
to be alive. A lot of people want you to
be life. And here's the thing. Over the last twenty years,
I think it's probably twenty years, we've got much better
at realizing that mental health, anxiety, depression, etc.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Is normal it's just like people who.

Speaker 17 (50:53):
Have kidney diseases and heart attacks and all of those
sort of things. It just happens to be an illness
of the organ called the brain as opposed to a body.
You know, something in physical unless in your body. I
think we've done great work there. And you guys have
been in this industry for a long time. You know,

(51:13):
you wouldn't have had this conversation thirty years ago, so
it would like.

Speaker 5 (51:17):
Nineteen years ago. We've rounded a corner with it. I
have like in the old days, because I don't have anxiety. Yeah,
I do notice if I drink too much, I get anxiety. Yeah,
so I do get a hangover anxiety because I think,
what did I say last night?

Speaker 1 (51:30):
What do I do?

Speaker 5 (51:31):
As I get older, so I'm adjusting how much I
drink these days.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
I think that's part of just getting old of you.

Speaker 5 (51:36):
We are what you've done as an advocate, I just
command you for it.

Speaker 8 (51:39):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Thanks, it's great.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
And recognizing your triggers is a very interesting point. It's
very practical thing to.

Speaker 17 (51:44):
Do, it is, and that point about normalizing mental illness
is very important because more and more people talk about it,
and you know, whether it's forty people or famous people,
people in the street. I often will say to people,
and it's part also of breaking the barrier, how you're going,
how's in mental health?

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Not how's in mental health?

Speaker 17 (52:07):
And often I know they've been through a tough time
or they've got a tough time coming up. And people
don't bullshit me on that point. They say, oh, you know,
it's a bit, so that's changed, are you Okays important?
But we don't want to normalize suicide because we actually
want people to live. We actually want them to live.
So it's strange to say this. There's nothing normal about suicide,

(52:31):
and we shouldn't. I don't want anyone to think it's
normal to suicide. And that's not a religious judgment or
a value judgment. And I tried to kill myself, so
I'd be the last person to impose that view. What
I am saying is we want you to live, with
apologies to wham, choose life. You're better off being alive

(52:52):
than dead, and we can get you through. We can
get you through. And the challenge we have is those
suicide numbers are very stubborn. They're not going down, but
believe it or not, during COVID Suicide dropped five percent
in Australia.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Would you put that down?

Speaker 17 (53:10):
Well, Jonesy's looking at me saying, what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (53:13):
You know, how could that be right? You know what?

Speaker 17 (53:15):
I put it down to a few things. There's no
doubt job keeper was a lifesaver. People didn't have to
worry about money in the bank. But put that aside.
Everybody put their head over the back fence or over
the balcony in the unit block and said do you
need anything in our little group of houses. The people
down the road went to the old couple and said,

(53:37):
don't worry, we'll take your bins up. We're going shopping.
Do you need anything? We got a COVID dog. Of course,
we've got a COVID dog. And as you walk the dog,
you don't just gnawed and say good morning. You stopped
and chatted to people. And I yelled this from the
rooftops as the chair of Lifeline. Just ring somebody, just
ring somebody for that day, somebody you haven't contacted for years,

(53:58):
or it just dropped them text and I think we
became really connected. Suicide dropped almost the minute Sorry. Presentations
for mental health went through the roof Lifelines calls went
through the roof. Now that's a double edged sword. You say,
oh my god, what a disaster. Lifelines numbers have doubled.

(54:20):
I say, there's a lot of crisis out there, but
thank god, be ringing people the sixty years we've been
yelling from the roof stops call Lifeline. And what happened
is that the magic call we got, mostly from Blokes,
was not only is this the first time I've called Lifeline.
I never thought I'd have to call Lifeline. Now I
see that as a great things reaching out. But in

(54:43):
terms of your own triggers, it's critical. But Amanda, I
could be talking to you about diabetes. I could be saying,
do this, don't do that, do this, don't do that
to have a good life, to live with diabetes. I
could be talking about heart disease. You know, do'nate too
much red meat?

Speaker 1 (54:57):
What did he like?

Speaker 17 (54:59):
Therefore, I talked to you about what are the good
things for your own mental health? You know, having depression,
it is about getting.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
The right amount of sleep.

Speaker 17 (55:07):
It is about not getting yourself in stressful positions. It
is usually about not drinking much and not eating bad stuff.
And it also includes getting a heart, like a half
an hour of sun on your face every day. Now
you think, what's all that about? There is actually a
chemical reaction that will be beneficial to your for battling depression,

(55:30):
getting out in the sun and staying social. So Ian
Thorpe's in this book and he is the most he
has I think, the greatest burden of fame of anyone
I've met.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
He can't go down the road.

Speaker 17 (55:44):
I don't know how he goes and buys bread and
milk right without being mobbed or asking for a nimer.

Speaker 5 (55:48):
And also people judging about his sexuality looking at it,
you know, that staring thing looking at him, and so
his burden is incredible.

Speaker 17 (55:56):
You know, he was sweating for Australia at fourteen and
the sexuality points fascinating. He tells the story in this
book that at sixteen when he was winning and becoming
a national sensation, because the bloke's seventeen foot tall, and
you know he's got the most extraordinary swimmer's body and recognizable,

(56:19):
you know at sixteen as he gets out, as he
got out of the water, a journalist said to him,
oh are you gay? At sixteen? I remember, you know,
just extraordinary. He says in the book. He later found
out from that journalist who was terribly embarrassed and apology
that he would have got the sack. The journo was told,
you'll get the sack if you don't ask that question.
So now, thank god, those media has changed.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
I think it has.

Speaker 17 (56:41):
Society's changed. But with the end, he has a list. Yeah,
and he said, I've got a list of things. Well,
he said, I've got a list of things. I said,
like a written list. You said, there a written lists.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
He said.

Speaker 17 (56:51):
If I don't walk the dog for two days, there's
something wrong with me. If I'm not cooking myself dinner,
I'm not eating properly, there's something if.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
I'm drinking too much.

Speaker 17 (56:58):
And my friends have that list fascinating, so they'll check
in have you done this? Yeah, So that's about getting
your network supportive.

Speaker 1 (57:06):
So there are lots of different stories, and John, you're
giving the whole book away. Here, sit on your treasures.

Speaker 5 (57:11):
I grab a copy of Profiles in Hope now had
all good bookstores. I'm disappointed to see that you didn't
bring Loucy's muffins. I made it off comment nineteen years
ago that a little dry.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
They were savory? Who makes savory?

Speaker 17 (57:24):
I remember it was who makes savory?

Speaker 6 (57:27):
Man?

Speaker 1 (57:27):
Is that what you said?

Speaker 5 (57:28):
Frende Ch I'm the biggest savory guy in the world now,
Jay Brow, it is so good to talk to you, mate.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
Thank you for coming in, and.

Speaker 17 (57:37):
Thank you guys for always being there for me when
I need to talk about mental health.

Speaker 2 (57:41):
And we always are.

Speaker 14 (57:42):
John, thank you, Thank you, Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 5 (57:57):
Who is our mystery Carter? We've set up our go car.
It's at Eastern Creek Carting and we have a mystery
karter about to rip around the track.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Will let's et them? Got well looking here?

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Wow, they're fast in the cart, but they're faster on
their feet. It's one of the most striking features. Quick
was that what Bryan's playing scalectrics is we go?

Speaker 1 (58:26):
They go? I'm surprised. I'm surprised she got in the cart. Yeah,
I'm surprised you didn't trip. Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
She doesn't always make it to the finish line, but
she's our best.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
Just before she comes around again, let's get Ellie.

Speaker 8 (58:39):
There she is.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Ellie's in Botany. Hello early to know who it is?

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Hello?

Speaker 9 (58:43):
Is it Sally Peers?

Speaker 2 (58:45):
No, it's not Sally.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
Listen her name.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Let me just say this as well before she comes
around again and hogs all the noise. She her name
is not Chelsea. She comes today, not Chelse, Chelsea.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
Chelsea's a connection.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Natalie is in windsor Natalie.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
Do you know who it is? I don't know.

Speaker 17 (59:11):
Let's go with.

Speaker 9 (59:14):
Kathy Freeman.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
So what have we got so fast? She's faster on
her feet than in the cart. That's one of her
most striking features.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
She busted a leg.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Her name's not Chelsea.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Love is a connection which she likes balls on the field,
but maybe not at home. Ricks In Lily, Rick, any
idea who our carter is?

Speaker 8 (59:37):
America?

Speaker 1 (59:43):
That is what she's all about.

Speaker 5 (59:46):
Congratulations Rick, the faust fucks thanks to Eastern Greek carting
and Eastern Greek carting race just didn inch off the
ground and there are super fast carts and feel like
a real race car driver.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Who would again tomorrow will done? Sorry, it's so noisy, said, get.

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
Out, get out that honestly, Ryan, give an inch, We'll
do it again some more.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Amanda Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
Notion Podcast twenty thousand bucks for our favorite goolie of
the year.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
What have we got today?

Speaker 11 (01:00:23):
What gets my girlies is when we raise money for
primary school. We used to buy raffle tickets, donate cash.
Now I get a link sent for my grandkids. Here
I raised Johnny's profile. Donate fifty one hundred twenty dollars
to his credit card account.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
I don't understand that kid comes out with when those
little four square things tap and go wow.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
What else do we get?

Speaker 8 (01:00:51):
Hey, James, Amanda, what gets my goolies?

Speaker 7 (01:00:53):
There's people going the wrong way when they come into
the petrol station.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
There's a circle of life.

Speaker 8 (01:00:59):
There's a way that things are done.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Don't stop it the first day I go through in
the second one.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Don't come in the wrong way.

Speaker 8 (01:01:06):
Come in the wrong way.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Something's difficult. As a sign that says no entry, come on.

Speaker 8 (01:01:11):
Make it easy for everyone that gives my goolies.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Yeah, there's a service station in me that's shaped like
a wedge of cheese. I cannot figure out who goes
in where people just meets in the middle and it's
fighting stressed.

Speaker 16 (01:01:22):
Right mad Max two everywhere else trying to get their fuel.
Awful out with the batting with the good. If you dipped,
OBT doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
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Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
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Speaker 5 (01:01:41):
You also get that Jonesy demand of Tetawel and Keyring
to boot.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Look, we're talking this morning about things you buy online.
What do you imagine you're going to get and what
you do get. Someone went to TikTok to say that
a croissant lamp they were given was very odd.

Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
So I got this.

Speaker 18 (01:01:55):
Timmy of lamp that's a gift from my sisters, and
I had in my room and I came home from
work after the hot day and there was like hundreds
of ants underneath. Said, I'm almost wondering if this is
a literal real croissant covered in a resin hang on.

Speaker 13 (01:02:15):
I guess there's one way to truly know. It's literally food.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
It's literally literally food.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
So the tribal dramas beating for this is what I ordered, This.

Speaker 17 (01:02:25):
Is what I got.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
What's israel Anne from Dora Chris.

Speaker 10 (01:02:29):
So my daughter had a show and Tell art fair,
you know, science fating, and I thought beauty. And then
I ordered a spaceship of Kimmo, and I thought, we're
going to build it. It's going to be great. And
well it came and we were a harmway building it,
and I thought to myself, just this very proculiar and familiar.
He looked like a mile of hendache. It had the

(01:02:51):
peak pop and it has the rocket shape and it
had the brown hums at the bottom. And my daughter
was like, oh no, you're not my top.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Drawer right at YouTube. That's enough.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Well, now show tomorrow. We're going to reveal for you
the location. Now next, put it on the tab. What
movie passes to give away, we'll tell you where they are.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
To Chris Hemsworth.

Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
I mentioned Chris Hemsworth Ugly Fellows next and we'll be
back from six tonight for jam Nation.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
Good day to you, Well, thank god, that's over.

Speaker 8 (01:03:26):
Good bite, good bite wipe.

Speaker 19 (01:03:31):
You catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeartRadio app
or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 14 (01:03:49):
Catch up on what you've missed on the free iHeartRadio app.