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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more gold one on one point
seven podcasts.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Playlists, and listen live on the free iHeart app. Well,
what about our podcast today?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Well, it's Wednesday, TikTok Tucker. We're coming into Thanksgiving, so
lots of recipes on my TikTok about you know, pies,
pies and pies and pies. One pie I saw was
just made with water in a pastry case. A water pie, yes,
but I'm not making that today. It is a pie

(00:40):
a little bit savy, a little bit sweet. You'll have
to wait and find out. Okay, good macaroni apple pie. Well,
why don't you just tell everyone what it is?

Speaker 3 (00:49):
I didn't.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I was trying to, you know, spin it out a bit.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Also, we head to the fruited plains of Drive Time Radio.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
That's an ext year, that's next year.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Firm and fruity.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
What would you like to have in this drive show?
We're going to take your ideas and road test one
of them tomorrow, but today it's all about your ideas for.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Us to steal. Thus farther haven't been theft worthy?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Well a couple of them aren't bad. But don't it
Brandon put you off? Give us your ideas.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
That's all coming out in this podcast. A miracle of recording.
We have so many requests for them to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Again, Mistress Amanda and ms Killer.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Amanda doesn't work alone. Friend making the tools of the train.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
A legendary part.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
Jonesy, Amanda the actress.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Congratulations, were any right now?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Josey and Amanda, You're doing a great job.

Speaker 7 (01:52):
Anyone see Giant good Radio.

Speaker 8 (01:56):
Sorry but it's a twist set.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
And Amanda, shoot time, we're on the air. Well, if
he will, if you welly, good morning to you, Amanda.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I had an afternoon, a Telstra afternoon, and just saying
those words good or bad? Dan, Well, a Telstra afternoon,
I think that says it.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Is it a Telstra afternoon or an Optus afternoon?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Well, it starts as a phone call and ends as
an afternoon. So my phone stopped working yesterday. And we're
in the stage where Harley used to do all our
books and things like that, and that's a bit tricky
for him now, so we've sort of moved that to
our accountant. But some of the stuff's falling through the
cracks still and I thought, well, is that what's happened
as a bill being unpaid? And in my accountant she said, look, no,

(02:40):
think we've paid everything. But I'll give them a call.
So she had to pretend to be me on the phone,
and we couldn't have got any further. But because the
bills were in all of that stuff in Harley's name,
I had been a subsidiary on the bills, but that
had elapsed. Who knew that that could happen. So for
me to put my name onto these bills so that
I can pay them was this plava of an experience.

(03:02):
It's not like I'm trying to set up some at
trap I'm trying to pay. I'm trying to put my
name on the money so I can give people money.
But it was the hardest thing. And in the end
the accountant said, look, I've set it up, and codes
were going back and forth. This number to give them,
this number. Code appears to quote this number, and they
said and then that number disappears. Another one comes up
and thinks, wow, oh it's so hard. It's so hard.

(03:24):
And then in the end she said, my accountant said
someone will call you shortly and all you have to
do is say yes, I want to be put onto
the bill. That shortly was two hours later and when
they called me, they said what can I do for you?
And I said, well, you've called me, and then I
explained what was happening and they said, well, this is
the wrong department, and I said, you've called me, so

(03:47):
then they transferred me. I was on hold for ages
as they transferred me to another department, and then once
again I had to explain the situation. And then Harley
was asleep. I had to go and wake him up,
shove the phone under for verification, and they under his
face and they said, what's Amanda's birthday? And he was
out by a day. I thought, we're going to get arrested.
We are going to get arrested.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Oh that's.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
This is so that I can pay some bills.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I one day I went into the opt to store
and like so, I thought, I'm just going to go
straight to the store to the sauce, straight to the source.
Went into the shop and the lady said, oh, yeah,
can you just wring them?

Speaker 3 (04:26):
And I went, but I'm in the opt to store, So.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
I rang them in the Optics mobile from my own
mobile standing in the store. This is what it's, you know,
it's like Indiana jones On. He's getting the golden idol
and he's got to work out the weight of the
golden head before the thing goes.

Speaker 3 (04:44):
Into the ground.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
And all the little pro pure.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Things get him.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
And as we get older, it gets harder and harder
to do all this.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Stuff I feel and this is the stuff, you know.
I'm trying to make our lives easier, but we're caught
in this vortex.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
My password changes at work and it's a head crashingly
hard password. And then they said, no, this password was
one that used sixteen years ago.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
You have to and you.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Go off or your past book word doesn't work, and
so they say, big, a new one and then you
put in something new and they say, no, that's too
much like your old was. Well, if you knew the
old one, why don't you use that?

Speaker 3 (05:21):
You want to use that?

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Stupid This is the wrong department you've called me.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
I don't go and live in a yurt.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
I'm going to go and join you. I won't live
live you to adjacent, do you? And we can do
a reality show our urs.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
We have an action bag show today. Oh it's Wednesday,
tiktog tug no.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Because Thanksgivings coming up, there's a lot of recipes around
about pies. I'm going to experiment with one and it's
it's on TikTok, but it's also a recipe that is
American that people are making.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
I look forward to that also being Wednesday, today is
the day that we get your ideas. We canvas your
ideas as to what we would be taking to the
fruited plate. I'll say right now we've had a one
percent success rape.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
It is my last week's We've enjoyed. This is what
I worked with, and last week's the goodleys were nice.
Even you thought so. Even old Curmudge and uty Pants
over there, I thought it was a good.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
So we'll have that for you. And we can't do anything.
Do we do the Magnificent seven?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Question one? What color is an Australian five dollar note?

Speaker 3 (06:25):
Gamation?

Speaker 2 (06:26):
The Magnificent seven has a right seven questions? Can you
go all the way and answer all seven questions correctly?

Speaker 3 (06:32):
If you do that, a man will say, we're.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Still trying to work out our yurt reality show. It
needs a quirky name, this or yurt Nernie the y
Newton show what is a URT is one of those
kind of octagonal wooden constructions, isn't it ye? I think
like a like an elaborate TP.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Okay, elaborate TP, I think okay. And as it got facilities,
we would.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Have to build some ind whether they're outdoors or indoors,
I'm not sure. I don't want to watch you go
in the while, Rob.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Before we commit to this. I'd like to just know
the facility.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
I the plumbing is essential, it's very I need a TP. Yeah.
I've been to inner Mongolia where people were living in urits,
but I didn't go in and say, can I check
out the duney?

Speaker 3 (07:21):
What did you do in Mongol?

Speaker 9 (07:23):
No?

Speaker 1 (07:23):
It was rare earth mining. And my eyes glazed over
because I knew there was a panda sanctuary somewhere nearby.
But we had to do a story on rare earth mining.
Rare earth is now this giant negotiating deal that Australia
is doing with Donald Trump at the moment, and this
is where we rock. This is the deal that I
think Albanese has been doing is giving America access to
our rare earth because if China changes its it's if

(07:46):
the tariffs that America has against China. Make China withhold
its rare earth from America. We could be a big
source of rare earth.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
So we've got a lot of rare earth.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Well yeah, but I think China.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
And the rare earth for ourselves.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
I'm sure we are, but we don't manufacture all the
things that rare earth needs were used to. You don't
know what rare earth was used for you, just Tommy,
you didn't even know?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Well, yeah, but I once it this rare earth, do you?

Speaker 1 (08:09):
We're still using our my backyard. We'll find it out
when we start digging this afternoon.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
I want to strip my backyard, but until my wife,
Josh is in South Windsor.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
Hello, Josh good, What do.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
You know about rare earth? Josh? Anything?

Speaker 7 (08:25):
Really?

Speaker 1 (08:26):
I think some of the places in Mongolia we went
to I had never seen a Westerner and they would
have been quite taken by me. It was so cold.
I had giant ear muffs on and a huge coat
and these weird boots and spiky hair. There was a
lots that free.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Here is the lady that's going to populate the.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Whole of Mongolia.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
I was shuffled out not long after.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
In or and outer. What color is an Australian five
dollar note? Josh, purple? Purple? I was just thinking of
the nickname for the five dollar note. Do you what
is that? Because we got the lobster.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
With pineapple pineapple, dead Explorer.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Ten dollar notes, the blue swimmer. What's the Brian's here?
I just did some AI research. We call it a
pink lady apparently. Did you ever hear that before? Josh?

Speaker 7 (09:15):
No, I've never heard that.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
So you don't know about rare earth. You don't know
about this or neither did you?

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Brendan that makes all of.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Us originally worn by sailors of Europe. What coat has
a name that features a small vegetable?

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Josh, same name as a small vegetable.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Yeah, I'll go no idea. Sorry, thank you, je.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
It's one of the smallest vegetables. It's the name of
a coat.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Stacy's seeing Bardia.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Hi, Stacy, good morning guy. What's the sailor's coat that
they were in Europe that has the same name as
a small vegetable? No, I don't know, Sorry, it's vegetables.
Same podcast.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
But on one point seven, Hello there, it's Jonesy demanded
we are into the magnificent seven.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Well be adam Man.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Question number two.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
That means speed it up, dumbos.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
This is going to an Eddie wddlegrove high in it.
What coat is originally worn by sailors of Europe? Has
a name of a small vegetable? It's a pea coat, peacoat.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Let's play reverse it, Annette?

Speaker 1 (10:21):
What song we playing backwards? Any ideas there at that
sounds like a shearon is? Question number four? You can

(10:42):
call me ol by Paul Simon features a solo on
Which type of instrument? Is it a tin whistle, be
a clarinet or be a bassoon?

Speaker 10 (10:51):
Oh okay, I'm going to guess a clarinet.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
It's not a clarinet. I'm sorry. Net.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Kate is in when word falls.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Like Kate hi, hey, going very well? You can call
me al has a solo by on a tin whistle
or a bassoon? It is tin whistle? Doesn't get enough
to credit.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, this should be more at tim whistle. Hopefully a
CDC will bring that to their show. Maybe the US
mint has stopped. You've left out question five.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Well, now one would have known.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
I could have flipped that around, and you flip it
around what's too late now the US mint has stopped
production of which iconic small coin?

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Anymore?

Speaker 11 (11:34):
Is a penny?

Speaker 5 (11:35):
Yes it is.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
They've finished producing the penny. It was worth less. It
costs more to make it than to own it.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
No point.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Okay, now we're doing the next question. What's the longest
running children's program on Australian television still going place? Started
in sixty six and it's still going Okay.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
There's going to be you if you get this question right.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Which Australian rock legends are performing this weekend at a
Core Stadium?

Speaker 12 (12:02):
It is?

Speaker 1 (12:03):
That's the one page.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Yeah, I'm going on Friday night.

Speaker 7 (12:06):
You come, We.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
And the milk Kate of everyone. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Brian's wearing his ACD shirt today with the small font
big font. We discussed this. A smaller font is a
more stylish font. It's for your discerning a CDC. All right,
congratulations to UK you won the Jam packets all coming
away three hundred dollars, a Mason card, great deals on
a Mason Mobile and home internet plans, a double pass

(12:34):
to the Sydney Good Food and Wine Show, Christmas Market
Get tickets now and Jones and Amanda character choose feed
color and some stalear pencils.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Kate, see you at a c DC. See this bye,
My shoulders are free.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
And Amanda his cheese.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Everyone Tucker's coming up.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
It is TikTok Tucker. I think we're going to do it. Well,
we are going to do some kind of time. But
what will be in that eye? What a surprise In
the meantime. The jermanec is our big book of musical facts.
Let's have a flick through on this day. In nineteen
ninety eight, Robbie Williams release let Me Entertain You. This
track was from his debut album Through Life Life through

(13:25):
a Lens. It peaked at number three on the UK chart.
But this is the album's third top five hit after
Old Before I Die in Angels. This was all on
this debut album. You know the song let Me entertain You.
The very beginning sounds very familiar to Pinball Wizard. Here
it is, this is let Me entertain You. He's the

(13:47):
who Pymball Wizard similar. I don't want to start any
kind of lawsuit, so maybe we don't mention it again.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Then Elton John he did.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
He did a great version too.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
So that was from the movie Tommy, which was the Who,
and Elton was all about board with that.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Well, let's play this one.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Let's team of course.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Speaking of entertainment, TikTok Tacker is coming up.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
I hope you've got your appetite, Brendan sure gem Nation,
you already starting what you do? That you do it?

Speaker 6 (14:23):
That's a fancy the moldy bacteria invested slab of meat.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
The result.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
I would say that to my dog TikTok taka. We
make food from TikTok and eat it.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
In a week or so. It's Thanksgiving in the United
States and my my phone has been flooded with tiktoks
of people making pies. One of them is just water.
You get a pie crust and just pour water in
it and put some butter on the top. You don't
mix it and just bake it. What's it called, well,
a watery pie, I guess, But today's one. I've seen

(14:56):
this and it's not just this crazy TikTok woman who
does it. I've verified that lots of Americans make this.
It's called a macaroni apple pie, or as she calls it,
a macaroni apple par a Macarona apple pi. I've got
a pie crust. How much does a pie cost? Again,
I know that's not how it goes. What's the pie cost? Okay?
Shut up, all right? So anyway, we've got we've got

(15:20):
our pie crust. I'm going to put some cooked macaroni
in there. I'm going to scoop it up with my hand,
because that's going to do it's going to take. So
what I do is I just put a baseline here.
I cover the base of the pie with macaroni. Then
I put some just some chunks of chopped cheese inside
the pie. Chopped cheese, Yeah, chopped cheese, Brendan, what did

(15:42):
you think it would be? Shredded cheese? Is for the
next step. Well, so anyway, look there's still apple in
this pie. So we've got macaroni, We've got chunks of cheese.
I now put a layer of tinned apple from a
tin canned apple. So let me just put that in here.
That goes on the top like this. So that's your

(16:04):
traditional that's your traditional apple pie fill goes on top
of macaroni and cheese. Do you think I've spread that
enough there like that? A bit more? You think you
probably put what?

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Put more on?

Speaker 1 (16:20):
What are you calling me? All right? So that's done there?
Now what I do? No, you don't, but that's what
I do now as I sprinkle this shredded cheese on top.
So Brian, don't gasp. You're going to enjoy it. What
we've got Now, let me just clarify this is a pie.
Oh yes, I forgot. Before that top cheese goes on,

(16:43):
I'm supposed to put a doll up of milk. Let
me just put that in. Now there's a little dollar.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Don't anyone noticed a little bit of milk?

Speaker 1 (16:51):
That should do it?

Speaker 3 (16:51):
What do you think?

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Well, it said, I'll do. So what happens. We've got
our pike crust, We've got macaroni cooked macaroni. We've got
some bits of cheese. We've got apple slices, cooked apple,
and we've got cheese on top of that. I'm moving
to a little pable oven. Actually my microphone may not
help me do this. I'm going over to a little oven.

(17:13):
Look at this right, Wow, that's like a little Dolly
oven it is that goes in there? It's turned itself off.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
That's it. Wow, that's fun.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah, and we cook it probably for I don't know.
Twenty minutes or so two hundred degrees and we'll see
what happens. Yeah, twenty minutes on one to eighty. Why
is it then set for one hundred and fifty nine
million degrees? But we'll see what happens. That's like a
little Dolly Oven.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
This is cute.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
This could be delightful or it could be hideous.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
I'm looking forward to trying the fruits of your endeavors.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
This is what it's called. Before you forget a macaroni
apple pie, macarone apple pie.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Maybe you should practice that with Brian in future.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Ow exactly Jones.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Down to the Jonesy invand of Arms for the pub
test the big hues to discussed down at the j
and I Arms. Short shorts on men.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
I said earlier that because it's coming up to Thanksgiving,
my socials have been flooded with recipes for Thanksgiving. But
for some reason, I've also been flooded with pictures of
men in short shorts, and I followed, well, old Hollywood
swoon is one of the sights that I followed, and
it's just lots of pictures of Tom Selick in shorty shorts.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
He was the king, He was the king.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
We were talking about shorty shorts. It's not the it's
not way up to the crotchy shorts. It's probably footy shorts.
Know you worried Kappers, No, but also JFK June lots
of shots of him and his shorts, some sports people
and the men in their shorts. I've seen lots of
pictures of shorts and short shorts apparently are making a comeback.
Even Tom Selick spoke about this recently on The Kelly

(18:59):
Clarkson Show.

Speaker 12 (19:00):
I'm disappointed that you didn't wear the shorts and a
lot of short questions because they're short.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
You know what, though they were short then back in
the day.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Though, have you got last legs? Shorts?

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Shorts? Are they?

Speaker 3 (19:15):
They're coming back up?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
They are on some people, but on others'.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Short coming back.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
They're coming out. They should be, They're coming Kelly Clarkson
asked the question and talks all over the answer. Doesn't
she like working with Brendan John working with a man,
but Paul muscal Harry styles. Donald Glover have been photographed
in short, in short, not the old Donald Glover. Brendan
there's a web No, not that Donald Glover.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Who's the new Donald?

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Oh my god, look at that, there's a new Donald Glove.
Google him.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Is he black or white?

Speaker 1 (19:52):
He's black? Any relations he is childish Gambino.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Okay, no, you don't.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
He's not Valdunican. You have no idea. So shorty shorts
and maybe they come back on men. Well, that's what
that's what we're talking about. Okay, shorts again, be shorter.
What do you think about this short shorts?

Speaker 3 (20:12):
I used to wear when I was young. I used
to wear the scoops?

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Was that the Linda Ronstad scoop?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
That was Trackers? The scoops scoop shorts? What was that
little pocket at the front. Paul Hogan used to wear them? Yeah, yeah,
and they had a little little fob at the front.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
And you put your bus marketing money.

Speaker 1 (20:31):
You make it sound so sexy when you come. One
of the lots of the comments here, people say, I
love short shorts on men. It makes me want to
be feral. Someone else has said, my dad wore short
shorts and I saw his right ball hanging out. So
there there are levels of who we like to see.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
And what are you rather those big cargo pants or
the short short.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah, Okay, that's what we're asking you, short shorts on men.
Does it passed the pub to We love to hear
from you, Jem jam Nation.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Breaking Music news, did you see the Bark news?

Speaker 3 (21:04):
You know, the great composer Sebastian Bark.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
They say he was sort of the rock god of
the unchol world.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
New music has been unveiled, According to Georgia Gardener's News
last night, three hundred.

Speaker 8 (21:14):
And twenty years after they were composed, two long lost
organ pieces by Johann Sebastian Bark, regarded as one of
the greatest composers of all time, have been performed in
Germany after they were recently authenticated.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
I found long after he died. Was he decomposing.

Speaker 5 (21:38):
Not?

Speaker 8 (21:39):
The serments was at Leipzig's and Saint Thomas.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Whereas to Sary.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
Excuse me now, you made me disrespect him? What a
great composer Georgie failed to mention.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
There were other.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Songs discovered as well, like what there was this one.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Good Updown Girl, no carvereri Joel's Ripped it.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Off and this one It's.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Billy Joel Dowey.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
It's Mark Billy's rolling in his grave.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Bill, He's not dead, of course he's not. Have you
understood this story at all?

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Too soon? Come tig Tod Tucker.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Also next to pub test, shorty shorts on men? Does
it passed the pub test? Let's get back to something serious? Yeah, podcast, when.

Speaker 7 (22:45):
I wanted to get on right now, crazy Now go
on your windows over the stick your.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Head on a yell. Shorty shorts on men epitomized in
my eyes by the Tom Sellick look from Magnum p I.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
He was on the Kelly Clarkson Show recently and they
were lamenting that he wasn't wearing the shorts shorts.

Speaker 12 (23:09):
I'm disappointed that you didn't wear the shorts. It was
a short questions because they're short.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
You know what though they were short then back in
the day, though.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Have you got last shorts?

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Shorts?

Speaker 3 (23:24):
Are they They're coming back up?

Speaker 1 (23:26):
They are on some people.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
My shorts are coming back.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
They're coming out.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
They should be.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
They're coming Kelly, shut up and let him talk anyway.
Sorry to be rude to Kelly clarks And she asked
the question then talks all the way over it. But
I feeling my algorithm has been filled with short shots
of Tom Selikan shorts, JFK Junior in shorts, various sports
people in shorts. No, that's where I choose not to look.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
That's where you draw the shorts line.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah I do. That's that's too far from me.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
On the plim Sol twenty six parallel, what do you.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Think short shorts on men? Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 7 (24:05):
I'm reluctant to say yes, because why can't offensive let's
do it? Definitely not, okay.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
I can tell you from experience that I had a
truck driver dropping something off one day and he had.

Speaker 13 (24:20):
A lissy's leg a little bit and the poppy flies eyes.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
No one wants to see that.

Speaker 11 (24:25):
No, it does not pass the pub test. I'm still
scarred from a teenager seeing the milkman Tom and don't
live other milk and bend over and have his bottle
hang out his shots.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Good men wear underpants and what a flies? Eyes?

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Flies? Eyes are there?

Speaker 1 (24:41):
You know what the testicles?

Speaker 3 (24:44):
Testicles?

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Men wearing underpants under these.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
They might have loose underpants?

Speaker 1 (24:49):
How loose are they that?

Speaker 3 (24:50):
That things out?

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Check your lazzie, thank you, thank you. Everyone should be
a date.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Clark Maxim.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Before we get to Plark Maxine, let me ask you this.
When you travel with someone, whether it's your partner or friends,
some some times you do things differently. It was an
advice column in the Washington Post. The headline was is
it rude when one partner walks too fast for the other? Oh?
This is interesting. The advice was a partner who won't
slow down for you? Certainly that's you. When will you

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and I walk anywhere?

Speaker 3 (25:25):
You don't? You ambler? Long?

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Remember, write had a hip replacement. And one of the
first things you came out of us and said, let's
get you out of.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
The surgeon said to me, get her out walking.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
And you made us. I said, quite a long way.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Motion is lotion, That's what he said.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
He said it to me, not you also, and.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Hardly said take her for a walk with this, she's
driving me crazy. He did not, and I said, let's go.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
You always walk too fast for me, he says. A
partner who won't slow down for you asn't ideal. But
a partner who won't listen to you when you ask
them to maybe slow down or whatever is untenable. So
there you go.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
So that's the wall.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Plank maxing. Plaque maxing is where you stop to read
every pluk you come across. And if you're traveling with
someone as a friend or a partner, and when they
stop to read every pluque, this can be a big problem.
You're not a pluck max You've got ADHD. You're honestly, no, I.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Do, I do.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
I read it, but I take it in very quickly,
and I go, right, Okay, that bridge was built, then
that's why. And I'm curious because interesting people are curious
people always been.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
But you just said that you read it quickly, very quickly.
Because Helen, I know, loves to go to museums. She
loves to, but you think she ambles.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
She Therefore, we're in Greece at this museum and you
just and there was this arrowhead, and then there's another
arrowhead from five hundred BC, and then another arrowhead, and
Helen's looking.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
I'm going, yeah, okay, it's an arrowhead. Just right, let's
go into the arrowhead room. And I think, come on,
it's not like they've evolved the arrowhead.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
It's not that it's going to have an internal combustion
engine attached to it.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
Imagine if you had to curate a museum. Oh can
you hear that noise? That's our pie a TikTok touch
right and just let it be what it happened. No,
I don't want the oven to explode.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
It's going to explode.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
There we are, I see the left button. Yeah, there
we go, Thank you, There we go.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
That's for TikTok talk.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
That's for TikTok talk.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
One time, we're driving past Explorer's Tree. You know, Explorer's Tree.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
So this is where blacksmithin went Worth and Laws and
you know the white guys.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
They crossed over.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
In to discover Katoomba and they put their marks in
a tree.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
All of them on one tree.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Yeah apparently, and it's called the Explorers Tree. Anyway, I've
gone past that tree.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
Thousands of times.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
The tree died back in the eighteen eighties, late eighteen eighties.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
People things well because of those three vandals. Anyway, one day.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
We're coming back from Cold Chisel in twenty twenty, I believe,
and I said, we've got to have a.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Look at Explorer's Tree.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
And everyone's in the car because they're over it. They're
just tired. The bend and gold cheesel all hung over.
I said, we've just got to I want to read that.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Plak want to frend and why and why have you.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Ever gone to the Explorers Tree. It's a pain in
the bum to get to you. You to do this
U turn and it's very common, and you did it
out and disappointing af.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
You make everyone get out and.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Come on, come on, guys, let's go. And because I
thought this is going to be.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Great, how could we what level would any of that
be great?

Speaker 3 (28:21):
None of it was great?

Speaker 2 (28:22):
And everyone just looked at me very disappointedly as we
filed quietly back into the car.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
In fact, a.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
Local they got rid of the Explorer's Tree in twenty
twenty one and someone put a big corrugated sign that
said good effing riddance.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
Locals didn't like it either.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
It's not get you caught on Red Dog and the
statue thereof.

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Don't get me stock you don't damn Yeah, I lived
up there at that time. What did it do, red Dog?
It just got on a bus, that's all I did.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Why.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
It was just a fair dodging dog brandan And they
made a movie about it, where You're.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
The worst, You're all the worst traveling companion I imagine of
all time.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
I'm a dream.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Podcast legendary bird Jersey command of the actress.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Well, what about this TikTok tager? It smells mighty good
in here?

Speaker 1 (29:19):
We are making a macaroni apple pie, or, as the
TikToker said, a macaroni apple pie apple pie? How many
syllables are in the work?

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Better with this? Your synergy with Brian.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
On this Brendan, it's scolding hot, I'm going to push
it in your face. Well, it's time to take it
out of our little oven here. Get it out there,
and let me remind you what it is. It's a
pastry case. And into that. Into that we've put some
cooked macaroni bits, cubes of cheese, cooked apple on top,

(29:50):
and tiny bit of milk and then some shredded cheese.
That's what we have.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
So you're pulling it out of the ove, and what
are you going to Are you going to put that pie?

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Why don't you place it on the Brian? Why don't
you open the window over there and put it? Set
it on the window sill.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
On the web.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
The nature the bird song, I'm nice, although watch out
for the local ruffians they'll try and get their hands
on your pie.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Bring it in, Bring the pie in. Okay, time to
cut the pie. That's cold enough. Close the window, it's.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Close it a little kid, hey, get out of and
you a prick. Shut the window, brun.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Okay, I'm now going to cut up the pie. I
think I've overcooked it.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Well, don't we put on Stevie Nicks and then you
can serve the pie up next.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Okay, you're good.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
To me, Brendan gem Nations that you do it.

Speaker 6 (30:47):
That's a fancy the moldy, bacteria infested slab.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Of meat fall off. I would serve that to my dog.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
What we've got today is a macaroni apple pie. A
macaroni apple pie. It's a pre made short crust base,
and into that we put some cooked macaroni, little chunks
of cheese, some tinned apple, a little bit of milk,
and some grated cheese. This has been cooking for some time.
Let's slice it up. It probably needs to cool a

(31:18):
bit longer so it doesn't all break apart, but let's
get that out there and job there. Come on, a.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Little prick, No, I came language.

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Okay, I've cut through that better now here we go. Oh,
come on, come on, it's you know when you cut
through on a on a pie and there we go.
There we go, Brian, that's yours. Get into a bait,
Brendan Jones. This one is yours.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Looks like.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
It can't. Okay, you can have this piece. There we go.
That much is yours.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
You couldn't have done this during Stevie.

Speaker 1 (31:56):
Come on, your little prick. Sorry, all the pastry got
caught up. That's excuse me. Oh I do. This is
how I talk to food at home. Okay, when I
say go, you have to get pastry case so you
get all the flavory is. You have to get it all.
You have to get sweet and savory.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Got a case?

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Okay you ready, Brian? One? Two, three?

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Go?

Speaker 7 (32:21):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
All I'm getting is apple.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
It is hot much, Brian?

Speaker 1 (32:28):
It's hot?

Speaker 3 (32:29):
But good?

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Is it burning the roof of your mouth?

Speaker 3 (32:31):
I really like it? I think, hmmm, yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
One minute you get a mouthful of apple, next minute
you get a mouthful.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Of cheese, maybe a little bit of sugar in that.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
I don't mind it. I don't know why you do it,
but I don't mind it.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Enough about your wedding night, perform.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Thank you, You're welcome. There's very detailed recipe. I don't
be on our socials. Roll the outrot.

Speaker 13 (33:01):
That you do it.

Speaker 6 (33:02):
That's a fancy the moldy, bacteria infested slab of meat.

Speaker 1 (33:10):
I would say that to my doult it is hotter
than the surface of the sun. Are you okay, Brian okay?

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Good water to the studio status young.

Speaker 14 (33:20):
Podcast entertainment at put on your dancing shoes, don't give
me your best shot?

Speaker 3 (33:29):
From the Daily Os. Here is Emma the Lesbie. And
let's talk about Mormons.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Well, there's a juicy new doco. Is this part of
the Because just to set the scene here, Mormon seemed
to be in popular culture a lot at the moment.
There's a one of the women, the Housewives of wherever
St Lake City City and Dancing with the Stars. There's
Mormon Wives, a reality show Mormon.

Speaker 14 (33:49):
Yeah, there's the trad wife movement on social media, which
is this kind of really nicely pr packaged up version
of Mormonism. I suppose that goes back to the traditional
family values of you know, women making bread from scratch.

Speaker 1 (34:04):
I'm dressing appropriately in farm clothes. Yes, all of that.

Speaker 14 (34:08):
And here we've Heather Gay, who is a personality from
the Real Housewives of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City,
here to shatter the mirage with this documentary, this three
part series called Surviving Mormonism. Now, I thought a real
housewife doing an investigative series, it's going to be salacious,
it's going to be over the top, it's going to
be dramatic, and yes, it is kind of all of

(34:30):
those things, but it is brilliant.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
It is so much realer than I thought it was
going to be.

Speaker 14 (34:36):
And it really centers around a bunch of interviews that
she does with survivors, people who have left the church,
who have their own fascinating stories. She herself, Heather Gay,
was in the Mormon Faith. She grew up in it.
She's generationally Mormon, but she got divorced, was kind of excommunicated,
and it is a little bit about her, but it's

(34:58):
much less about her.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Than I was expecting.

Speaker 14 (35:00):
The first episode, we hear from this guy called David Matheson.
He is referred to as the Godfather of gay conversion therapy,
essentially pioneered gay conversion therapy in the Mormon Faith, later
came out as gay himself. He's now in his sixties
living for the first time in his life openly as

(35:20):
a gay man. He's with in a long term relationship
with a guy.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
And denouncing gay conversion therapy.

Speaker 14 (35:26):
Yes, and he sort of breaks down discussing all of
the shame that he carried, all the shame that he caused.
It's one of those you know, hurt people, hurt people. Yeah, right,
and it's incredible. Here's a little bit about what he
had to say about the kind of image of the church.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Mormonism is a cruel culture.

Speaker 12 (35:45):
What's weird about Mormonism is that it's the kindest cruel
culture there ever was, because it does feel like a
plushy toy on the out side, but.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
There's a knife in it. The younger people out there
in the church, I can do this.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
The knife's okay, And he doesn't hurt that much.

Speaker 12 (36:03):
Doesn't feel like abuse, but a lot of abuses that
feel like abuse.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Story fascinating.

Speaker 14 (36:10):
Then in episode two and three, there is some horrific
details of child sex abuse survivors, and I guess the
through line is how the church is systematically built to
protect its image, to protect its senior leadership. Much more
prioritized than protecting the children. So the church is the

(36:33):
most important thing. The children are second to that. There's
this hotline that people in the church can call to
discuss alleged abuse. And this hotline is run by dozens
of lawyers. So the church employs a whole legal department
and they are the people that handle the alleged abuse.

(36:53):
There's no focus on sensitivity. It's all about, all right,
how do we protect the alleged abuser, how do we
help them to repent and move forward and make this
go away? Yes, and there is no accountability. There is
no obligation to report it on law enforcement, to police.
It is fascinating these kind of mind control games from

(37:15):
a church in the US that is worth one hundred
and forty billion dollars. The Mormon faith in the US
is the fifth largest private.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Land owner in the country. Really, so it.

Speaker 14 (37:24):
Is a mega, mega economy in and of itself.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
It was just really really interesting.

Speaker 14 (37:30):
I think at a time when there is so much
I guess trivialization of this church and how we're seeing
it play out on social media. I mean, I'm not
suggesting that all Mormon people are like this. I think
the Australian community is very different to the US community
in Salt Lake City, but it is fascinating.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Where can we see this.

Speaker 14 (37:49):
It's on HEYU, which I know you might not have
a subscription, but they have a seven day free trial
so you can sign off so you can watch and
then bugger off watch Surviving Mormonism and then bugger off exactly.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
I'm sure they wouldn't want that.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
It's the ad campaign.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Like the other churches don't have these sort of things.

Speaker 1 (38:04):
You know, it's a real endorsement.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
That's a real and Lesbie from the Daily Oz.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Jamacious, what's a free mon instance?

Speaker 2 (38:20):
And Amanda's here it is ten questions sixty seconds on
the clock. You can pass if you don't know an answer.
We'll come back to that question if time permits. You
get them, all right, one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Well, this is what happened on Monday. Jeremy said, okay,
I'll play for a bonus question. So we wiped the
board clean and he answered the bonus question double or nutting.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
That the death wasn't he the six second clock pretty
much on the buzzer.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
He gets the answer.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Well, let's see how Kelly goes today. Hello, Kelly, good morning,
Good morning. We've got ten questions, Kelly, we've got sixty seconds.
Say pass if you're not sure, because we might have
time to come back. All right, okay, Kelly, good luck,
because here we go. He comes. Questionable one? How many
colors are on a traffic light?

Speaker 7 (39:03):
Three?

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Question two? In which month is Saint Patrick's Day celebrated?

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Pah?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
Question three? How many Crocodile Dundee movies are there?

Speaker 7 (39:14):
Three?

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Question four? What is nine pm? In twenty four hour time?

Speaker 12 (39:24):
Pass?

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Question five? Which band sings I don't feel like dancing?

Speaker 8 (39:33):
Pas?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Question six? What animal is on our ten cent coin?

Speaker 10 (39:38):
Plat of us?

Speaker 9 (39:39):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (39:39):
It's a liar bird that's on the.

Speaker 10 (39:43):
That was so hard?

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Yeah, come on, Sir Patrick's days March I struggle with
the twenty four hour clock? Nine pm is twenty one hundred, Yes,
sir over and the Scissor Sisters sing, I don't bear
like dancing? Remember that song?

Speaker 3 (39:57):
You maybe leave it to them?

Speaker 7 (39:58):
Yep, I do.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Kelly. Wasn't the greatest ever was it? But you had
to go.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
You had to go, Kelly. Some days it goes in
your favorite some days it doesn't. But thank you. Yeah,
today it was not my day.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
No Kelly, look outside, it's a beautiful day.

Speaker 7 (40:15):
Beautiful day.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
You're right, Key podcast.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
In four weeks time off to the Fruited Plains Drive Time.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
When we come back in January, we'll be on the
Fruited Plains. But we have to plant to keep this
analogy going. We have to plant the fruited plains, the
seed so that the seeds so that they will bear fruits.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
So we're going to play our first what kind.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
Of fruit would you like to eat?

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Big fruit? Okay, I want big, big fruit.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
Okay, well we all would like that big, you know,
ripe fruit. I know what you want me to ask you,
and I'm not going to as you know very well
what you're trying to get me to talk. Okay, good,
i won't mention Sydney Sweeney. I'm too good at broadcasting.
Speaking of hanging fruit, I have to take you you

(41:09):
you don't want big, big fruit. Then just kept repeating
it until I commented.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Who doesn't like big fruit?

Speaker 1 (41:15):
People who like blueberries? They don't need big fruit.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Nobody likes blueberries. I mean widows like blueber I like
them exactly.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
But we want our drive show to be for the
big fruit eaters and the small fruit eaters. We want
everyone to be happy. So we've been asking you your.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
Ideas, and so far they have, but let's just run
through them first.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
It started with laughter, is the best medicine? Inoffensive jokes
we heard as they've opened up on the moon.

Speaker 7 (41:39):
Great food, there's no atmosphere.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Dreadful kids, carpool karaoke. I thought they were dreadful. I
like this one. Who do you do? Impressions?

Speaker 7 (41:51):
It's a great pleasure to talk for.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
I love you. That's terrible, that's terrible.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Silence is golden.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
This is where I and you guys could say anything
and Jones had to shut his pie hole. Actually is
the greatest thing in my in my world.

Speaker 7 (42:11):
I love her so much.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
So when she readful, I liked it.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
The only successful idea thus far was this is what
I worked with.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
We worked in a pretty small office.

Speaker 7 (42:21):
There was a guy and he was a serial fighter.

Speaker 10 (42:23):
I used to work with somebody who I used to
only eat them jars of artotoke.

Speaker 7 (42:27):
And copper soup for us. I used to work with
the boss that every meeting it was like, I treat
to you like my family and a bankrupt Do you
know how.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
You fail at your face right with a gritty little thing.

Speaker 7 (42:38):
And I work with.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
Someone who actually used acid.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
That was a successful thing last week.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Last week to the googlies, someone suggested the Goodlies.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
Adam has joined us.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
I Adam, Adam, I'm an Adam, Adam, Adam, Adam, tell
us your good news. Can you hear me? Can you
hear us? Tell us your good news? This is going well,
my good news.

Speaker 7 (43:07):
It's a beautiful day. And I got puppies.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Thank you, Adam, thank you for proving my point.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Didn't go so well, that went dreadful. So what would
you like to have on our drive show?

Speaker 3 (43:21):
And there's no judgment for there's.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
A lot of judgment from Jonesy. I'm open to all ideas.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Gem Gold what for seven? Hello, there's Jonesy the Manna.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
They will definitely be coming with us to the Fruited
Plains next year when we do drivetime radio.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
We have four weeks to go. We're just getting some
ideas together. And what I'm learning from this.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
What you're learning what everyone else.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Would have one good idea that we.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Say, no idea is about idea and you go, nah.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Every idea we've had thus far is dreadful.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
No, I don't agree with that, But anyway, what are
we going to have today?

Speaker 3 (43:51):
I'm willing to continue. Diane has choice.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Hello Diane, what would you like to see on the
fruited plains?

Speaker 8 (43:56):
Him talking about embarrassing things kids say?

Speaker 1 (43:59):
Oh, yes, have you'r said something embarrassing of late?

Speaker 12 (44:03):
Multiple times?

Speaker 4 (44:04):
Not of late.

Speaker 13 (44:04):
She was about four years old.

Speaker 11 (44:06):
We're at a public pool and she was playing.

Speaker 8 (44:08):
With a little girl who just happened to be as
a wharf and she came back to us and she
wanted to introduce her, and she goes, this is my
little friend.

Speaker 13 (44:18):
She's an umpa lumpa.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Oh.

Speaker 12 (44:22):
It was like we were We did not.

Speaker 11 (44:26):
She was only four years old and she was It
was Charlie.

Speaker 10 (44:29):
The chocolate factory was such a big thing, and it was.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Yeah, we heard this.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
I know we're not going into the idea. So the
idea is good. It needs a good name, though, a
solid name. It can't be just embarrassing things your kids say.
It's going to be a snappy time, shut your pie hole.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
Have you got something like that?

Speaker 1 (44:48):
No?

Speaker 13 (44:49):
I couldn't.

Speaker 11 (44:50):
I couldn't think of anything, but yeah that.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
I don't mind it. I think it's put their good work.
Brian put it on the balloon's a balloon worthy?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Well, we put it on the list, right on the list.

Speaker 3 (44:59):
Brad has joined.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Hello Brad, what are you suggesting?

Speaker 7 (45:03):
My sister were talking about this the other day is
where is my crush?

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Now?

Speaker 3 (45:07):
She's crazy?

Speaker 5 (45:08):
She was crazy on Leaf Garrett and Basy rollers and
I looked them up and they're not looking what they
used to be.

Speaker 7 (45:17):
If you're on the radio in ten years time, you
can you can do Sidney Sweeny.

Speaker 3 (45:20):
Then thank you, Brad be married to But what's the point.
Anyone can just google it and just find out.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Yeah, but then not every but see saves us googling
Leaf Garrett.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
What about your actual real life crush? Your life crush?

Speaker 1 (45:35):
Oh, let's get the police involved.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
We're just stalking, we'recouraging, storking.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
That's what women do anyway. On face, I don't think
it's I don't mind it.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Put the pen down.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
That's because you don't care about leave Garrett. I do
you know? Thank you?

Speaker 7 (45:48):
Brian?

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Right, Rebecca? Hello, what would you like to bring to
the Fruited Plains?

Speaker 10 (45:53):
Hi, guys, Bad advice segment.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Bad advice you've been given or bad advice you want
to give.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
It could be both.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Okay, so have you had some.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Yeah, people telling me bad way of how to parent
my kids.

Speaker 10 (46:08):
If the way works, that way doesn't.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
But the topic could be It's a broad topic.

Speaker 7 (46:13):
It could be anything.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
So yeah, Rebecca, you gotta know it.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Jonesy likes things to sound to be.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
Snappy's it gets my gullies. TikTok taka, the tribal dramas beating.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Well, you're going to advice, could be lucky. I didn't
take that advice. Just give it a snazzy voice. Yes,
thank you, Brian, write it down, Thank you, Rebecca, No.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Worry thirteen fifty five, twenty two. I think we're making it.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
To give the ideas, and we come up with the SNAs.
Brendan not everyone has to provide the snaars.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Can you never caught the SNAs again?

Speaker 1 (46:45):
That's what we call this segment the SNAs?

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Oh God.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Chelsey and Amanda, your ideas for our drivetime radio show.
We have your ideas, then we determine if they're worthy
of our lifts. If so, they go on a series
of balloons which are numbered and corresponds with I wear
this jacket covered in balloons and you throw darts.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
At me and we choose one that we will road
test tomorrow. But we're looking for your ideas.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
The Fruited Plains. So far we have had one.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
Good idea I reckon maybe one and a half in.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
Just before the news. Then there was some ideas, but
we're still looking. This is our spitball.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Session, Joseph, what would you like to throw into the mix?

Speaker 4 (47:30):
Good morning guys, how you going.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
A good idea? Just bear with a Amanda no, Jones.

Speaker 11 (47:40):
I think we should have a motorcycle segment.

Speaker 3 (47:42):
Go on, go on.

Speaker 7 (47:44):
Yes, I think that'll bring a good crowd.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
I mean it's something we don't have, Jonesy.

Speaker 10 (47:50):
We need something like that.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
True, that's true.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
The most fraternity has been has been long forgotten. We
could talk about what's your favorite bike? What was your
first bike, Joseph, what was your first motorbike?

Speaker 11 (48:01):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (48:01):
First motorbike that was?

Speaker 3 (48:04):
That was a KR two fifty.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Well, maybe you do that one day, and I do
what are your memories little house in the prairie. I'll
do that the next step.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
I had an Excel two fifty, remember then, Thank you, Joseph.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Samantha, Hello, what would you like to see us bring
to the ex grind planes?

Speaker 12 (48:20):
Hi?

Speaker 10 (48:21):
How are you going?

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Good? Thank you?

Speaker 3 (48:23):
That's great.

Speaker 10 (48:24):
Yeah, I was thinking of more like a did did
you just say that? Or did they just say that?
So people consistently say silly things and it makes you
scratch your head and go, oh, my goodness, did they
just say that?

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Have you got an example?

Speaker 11 (48:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:38):
I do.

Speaker 10 (48:39):
So I was working in a panel shop and there
was a car that was being painted and we called
the customer the coming because we're changing color. They looked
in the engine bay and it was a different color
and they said, oh, how did the color get in there.
It's like, I don't know. We've got a nice, big
purple texture and colored it in right.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
So the engine bay is different to the app. So
Amanda has no idea what you do, but I get
what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
It's like Dobin a Dumbo.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Yeah it's a do Samantha.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Yeah, not bad.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
But I like the name Bobby in the Dumbo.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
We've got Rob high Rob. What should we take to
the Fruited Plains?

Speaker 7 (49:16):
Miss Snanda and Jones. When one reach of the mature
stages of life and you think back of the the
opportunities missed. One could say, so could I should have?

Speaker 1 (49:28):
And do you what's your example?

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Could have?

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Should have robbed?

Speaker 7 (49:30):
Yeah, back in the days when one was an impressionable
teenager studying out of life couple of bank first job.
And this is back in the early nineties when the
Comele bank went from being transitioned from being public owned
to being shareholder issuing shares and so on. Yes, taking
the discount share bonus sort of a thing that was
like no, no, I'll take the cash. Yeah, there you go,

(49:53):
this share my lucky going on and then tour of
dars later sorry, pretty five years later the pur share.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Yeah, brets will regret I had rats.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
I like, I remember my juice?

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Yeah, you could have invested in Bruiday. Who's going to
buy juice?

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Which is right now leaking oil in the car park?
Money well spent.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
There's some good ideas in there. We'll put them onto
the coat tomorrow, I'll throw a dart and we'll test
run one of them.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
That in itself is a terrible idea.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Coming up next, I'm going to tell you about a
metal band you may not have heard of, but you're
going to love them.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Sham Notion podcast.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Well, we've had Metallica in town. Ac DC is set
to join us on the weekend in town. But what
about this band I'm reading about? They the idea is
started as a joke. The band is called hate Beak,
Hate Beak, Hate Beak. It's a heavy metal band. Start
as a joke, but it's really taken off and now
they take it quite seriously. The lead performer is a parrot,

(50:58):
a parrot called Waldo, And so the parrot fronts this
metal band. But somehow people are loving the music, not
just the fact that it's fronted by a parrot. To
hear some of it, for example, bird Seeds of Vengeance,
I am not a parrot. This one's bird bites, dog cries.

(51:24):
That's a parrot's would you like to hear roost in Peace?
Oh and this one is seven purchase. So, as they say,

(51:47):
started as a parody, but now it's taken quite seriously.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
And that album, it is an album.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Here's the album title. I'm not making this up. The
number of the beat.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Heed for the birds.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
They can't perform publicly because of Waldo's safety, So they
won't be traveling to Australia anytime soon.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
I know, I wanted so much.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Dam Nation, quick sticks. We've only got three weeks after
this week left on our breakfast show. The final week,
we like to look at our finalists figures, Yes, collies,
So you've got two weeks to get your goolies and
you could win twenty thousand dollars. Takes them to sell

(52:33):
stocks and gravies.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Indeed, what have we got?

Speaker 13 (52:36):
What gets my gholies is coffee shops that won't sell a.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Blended iced coffee.

Speaker 13 (52:41):
So coffee in winter is great, but sometimes when it's
hot and you really feel like a coffee, a hot
coffee is no good.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
So they'll see you a coffee.

Speaker 13 (52:48):
They'll send you a iced coffee where they pour the
coffee and the milk over the eyes, and they'll send
you a smooth so you're smoothie. But why can't they
just put the iceed coffee in the blender where the
smoothie was and serve me an iced coffee that's blended,
because it does taste better, and that's what gets my girl.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
But they'd have to wash it out a bit of manpower.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
You're going to wear the costs then, so be it.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Well, that's a hell of a boring sentence, What gets
my goolies is shape. Where you put it on, it
pulls in one section and it all pops out somewhere else.
And why is it that you see shapewear in all
the women's underwear sections, but you never see it in
the men's underwear sections. Anyway, That's what gets my goolies.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Menday care.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
I guess someone home and then they take their shape
or off. It's like inflating as Zodia speaking from not experience.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
With about him with the good, as Amanda says, quick Sticks.
Two weeks to go before we start announcing our Goolies finalists.
Go to the iHeartRadio app. It's seven to nine, my favorite.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Caller, email or Facebook friend wins an overnight's day at
Park Royal Paramatta in a deluxe kingroom with breakfast. Your
gateway to vibrant low Car's book.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
You're stain as we reconstruct a brand new show ahead
of moving to the fruited plains of Drive Time Radio
next year. We've been asking you to tell us what
you think we should do. Your ideas, your.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Ideas, the ones we like, then get put onto a
balloon that has a corresponding number. I'm blindfolded, so I
don't know what I'm throwing at Brendan. You're blindfolded, so
you can't dodge the bike.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
I like Joseph from gray Stan's idea.

Speaker 7 (54:29):
I think we should have.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
A motorcycle or segment.

Speaker 7 (54:31):
It's something we don't have with Jonesy.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
We need something like that, true Na for the first
time ever. I'm saying, well, I am saying, you know.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
And ask me about my first motorcycle.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Well, you can have that, and I'll have what are
your memories of little house on the.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
Prairie, just to ask me about me going no, no.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
I'm to stay awake at the best of times.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
And it was beautiful.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
It was silver and red and I used to go
and stand in the nah just look at it.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
I just love that bike.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Right at you two. That's or tomorrow we will put
the ideas on a balloon and I'll throw a dat
at Brenda.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
That just seems reasonable. That's an idea in itself. Higo
has arrived SLA with gold one a one point sevens
twenty five K Christmas Free that's from nine with Higo
looking forward to that, five Grand Fears Fun and all the.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
All the other apps for Christmas, the Festival Times.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Enough about you, ellos.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
We will be back for jam Nation tonight so we
look forward to gudging you then see.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
You at six.

Speaker 3 (55:30):
Good day to you, well.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Thank God that's over. Good bite, good bite, Wipe the
Two Eyes.

Speaker 9 (55:39):
Catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeart app or
wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 4 (55:51):
Jones catch up on what you've missed on the free
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