FULL SHOW: What Word Have You Made Up?

One of our listeners claim that he came up with the term 'TOOL'!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, it's our podcast. On the podcast, we.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Discuss a man who was caught streaking at Disneyland. He
went through the It's a Small World after All ride,
and people were concerned he was going to knock over
the small dolls?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Are you sure it just wasn't one of the mascots
in Mufty.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Wow? Maybe we relive Jones's beautiful day yesterday where he
took to the streets of Sydney to see what all
the fuss was about with a new interchange.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Can I do a Bob car impersonation? That's a wonderful
piece of infrastructure New South Wales?

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Can I do with Brendan Jones impersonation? I'm gonna bash it? Yesha,
That's what we heard him say all morning.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
It doesn't sound like me. The tribal dramas beating. What
word have you made up? The Macquarie Dictionary has released
the word of the year. It's cosey lives, which is
slang for cost of living.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
We put Christmas carts to the pub test and we
catch up with Paul de Gelder. You may not know
his name, but you'll know his story. He was a
navy diver who got chopped in Sydney Harbor by a
ball shark, lost his arm, a part of his leg.
He is now a shark advocate and we're talking to
him about National Shark Week of all things.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Are there any questions everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Right now? That a miracle of recording.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
We have so many requests for them to do it again,
Mistress Amanda and Miss Keller.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
No friend is in a broom making the tools of
the train.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
The legendary pirate Jonesy and Amanda the actress will.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Congratulations, we're there any right now?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
I need to Josie and Amanda. You're doing a great job.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
For anyone but your silky giant.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
Now the time, good radio.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Sorry, a bit of a tongue tongue twist set an
idiot and.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Amanda's shoot timing. We're on the are top of the
morning Man in my little poker dotted friend.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
You asked me this if my shirt was on backwards,
So this is how it's supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Just give me a look at your back.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Just turn around because there's a bit because it's it's
high necked at the front and it's tied with a
bow at the back that it's supposed to be this way.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
If it was around the other way, what sort of
situation where.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
We have with the well, you'd probably see the label
at the front because it's it's not designed to be
worn the other way, and it's got a you know,
slice down the back. I don't want that slice down
the front. No one wants that slice.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Cood helpers could just you know, we could get out there,
but you know, just saying.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Well, I don't know how that would help anyone, least
of all us.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Every every little in this business of radio.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
In this business, we're a low cut top and it works.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Every little bit works.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
How are you today?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
I'm great. You know what I did last night? I
made wristles. Haven't made rists for agents.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
My mum used to make rissoles because I'd always go
now I dream of rissoles.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
I made ristles. But remember on last Thursday on the
pub test microwaving you meet, does that pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Well, the idea of that pub test was I'd seen
an article by a physicist who said the best way
to cook his steak is to warm it up for
like how many what did he say, nothings are I
imagining that two minutes in the microwave so that the
center of the steak is warm, and then flash fripe, ssh,
and then you're done.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
A man on the pub test last week said this.

Speaker 7 (03:28):
And a microwaves put it in for it comes in a.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Beautiful I wasn't too nasty.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
But I don't think he's frying them. It sounds like
he just cooks them in there.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Well, I wouldn't cook them completely in the microwave, but
I put them in for two minutes. Best results of
my life.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
So microwave for how long?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Two minutes?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
And then pan fripe because Michael, because.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
And they were so juicy, and there was you know
sometimes in results because I like to make the big
fat round.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Then how do you cook the middle of them?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
That's what I mean in the microwave?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Did all that interesting?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:02):
I saw someone a story the other day. I clicked
on it. I knew it was clickbait. Man disgusted by
what he saw in a burger and they'd put a
circle around it, and the picture was too small. I thought,
is it a human head?

Speaker 8 (04:12):
What is? What?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Was it a bit of raw meat? He SAIDs worse thing.
Tough en up. Yeah, I want to see a human
head in a blur then i'd gag.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Sure, that's why you're going to flip your top around?
Why so your cuts at the front as it were?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Why is that?

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Well?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Then for the clickbait. Oh man, this show's a cut
on air.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
You're not a good enough broadcaster to get don't ever
do it again. I don't trust you to say those
words again.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Action pack show today. We've got Instagram coming up a
little bit later on. Also, we can't do anything till
we do the magnificent seven.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Question one yep on a twenty four hour clock? What
time is fifteen hundred yam nation.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
We have for you the magnificent seven seven questions? Can
you go all the way and answer all seven questions correctly?
If you do that?

Speaker 2 (04:58):
And may it's nice have you Ba in the studio today.
But I don't suppose you feel like doing a Maca's run.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Do you want to go out on the town again?
Yesterday I went and discovered Sydney during the show and
I enjoyed it very well.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
We'll discuss it a little bit later, but yes, we'll
revisit what happened yesterday. But you did take the WSFM
van and tried to PGV the.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
PDV the prize dispensing vehicle.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Were there any prizes in it apart from you?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Apparently? There's all these toys for the children's hospital in
the back in the back.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Look you didn't do a runner blowing the plea doors
off straight tobay with those things?

Speaker 1 (05:31):
You know, little kids? You get enough come here, because
if I would take toys from six children, the.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Fact you have to say that out loud is alive
to take.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Them from healthy children, but not six children. That's a
bridge too far. Anthony is in Cecil Hills. Hello Anthony, Anthony,
good morning.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
We are great on a twenty four our clock. What
time is fifteen hundred three pm?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
That's it? What slang term is given to a self
portrait photograph, typically taken with a smartphone.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
Selfhie, that's it.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Let's play lyrical assassin. How does this go? Brendan? I
just confused? Do they sing it?

Speaker 1 (06:14):
This is the way we quote the lyrics in conversation form,
and I have to guess where.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
The lyrics are from conversation forsation. I have a conversation with.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
Cecil Hills tavern. I was scared of dentists in the dark.
I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations. All
my friends are turning green. You're the magician's assistant in
their dream.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
God, I say, you're off your face.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
Any idea what that song is?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
That's not even hearing the tune, which that's hard.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Loretta's in these tills, Hi.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Loretta, Hello, Brenda? Will you let me sing a line?

Speaker 1 (06:53):
No, don't sing a line because Loretta might know this.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Will you read it again?

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Loretta? Do you know this?

Speaker 6 (06:59):
I'm having trouble.

Speaker 9 (07:00):
I want to hear it again.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Okay. I was scared of dentis in the dark. I
was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations. Oh my
friends are turning green. You're the magician's assistant in their dream.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Hell? Does that mean?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
It's a modern song? And when I say modern is
probably ten years old, but modern for us and it's
not rock set.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
I'll give you a clue the singer. I won't give
any information about the song, say the singer. I think
he's an x A film play Australian man.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
I didn't know that I could be right.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
Sorry, Hey, Ryan, can you google that? I'm right without
saying the person's name. Okay, well like that sentence. Can
you google that I'm right?

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Well, Ryan's doing that?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, I'm right. Phew, I like to be I like
that confirmed every now and then.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Sure, shit podcast, we're under the magnisine. We find ourselves
a question number three. It's lyrical, it's sad.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
It's going to Craig and could you hello Craig very well,
Jones is going to read you some lyrics and see
if you can tell us where this is from.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Craig. I was scared of dentists in the dark. I
was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations. Oh all
my friends are turning green. You're the magician's assistant in
their dream. What's the song?

Speaker 3 (08:28):
I was scared of dentist.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
I never knew those words.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
I did.

Speaker 10 (08:33):
I was scared of pretty girls and starting gun sooner.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
I was right that he was an ex AFL player.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
I didn't know that well.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
When I gave the clue that he used to play AFL,
I thought people might guess Pete Murray. He's also Pete
Murray play a FL Ryan. Can you google to prove
that I'm right again?

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Okay, Ryan's right?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Was Pete Murray not an o f L player.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
He was.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
It was spotty. What did Pete Murray do? He looks sporty.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
I'm sure he was an AFL player.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
He pursued a career in sports medicine.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
Well, I hate that I've been stand I stand corrected.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
Can you just google? Is Amanda right?

Speaker 2 (09:15):
What's it saying?

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Stand by there, Craig, this is important.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Going on here will make my day great or terrible?

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Ryan type it.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
All right on? Question number four is moldable choice for you, Craig.
What's the airport code for Los Angeles Airport A L
A X b US C L O L imagine getting
on an airport lol.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
LX. If a player gets sent off in a game
of soccer, what color card? Have they been shown? The
red card?

Speaker 2 (09:54):
So what's the yellow? You're off just for a period
of times.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
It's a warning you've got to be too far there.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
No, you don't leave the field when it's your O.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
No, no, read you do?

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Great?

Speaker 2 (10:03):
True or false? Birds sleep in their nests. It is
false ness for keeping eggs and chicks in place. That's
what when they're sleeping. Get out ness for keeping chicks get.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
Out there's no sleeping for my chicks.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
I'm not responding to that because it makes me want
a gag.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Who did come at the frog get married to?

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Oh, Miss Piggy, Miss Piggy.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
Today marks the fifty fourth anniversary of them and the.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Fifty fourth anniversary of No, No No, I'm Craig.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Congratulations to you, Craig, You've won the jam pack inside.
It's all coming away a family Sea Life Sydney Pass experience,
the poor patrol activity trail at Sea Life Sydney Aquarium.
I've actually the Archie Brothers, Sir Elick, Electric prizes, games, bowling,
bumper cars all in the day's play, Visit Alexandria and
Penrith great places. Archie Jonesie and a Manchu is for

(11:01):
the color and s standard pantas as well. Craig, is
there anything you'd like to add to this? Good on
your cry on there, Craig, carry on.

Speaker 11 (11:11):
Jonesy and Amanda Germs podcast Right, wake up, focus, we
have places to be time.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
We're a visit coming through the jermanac A big good
musical facts on this day. In nineteen eighty seven, George
Harrison released his hit got My Mind Said on You
but it wasn't really his hit.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
No.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
It was written by Rudy Clark and originally recorded by
singer James Ray Way, He's back at nineteen sixty two.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Oh I like this version too. Oh I like it.
This guys is not just it's a George on his own?
Is it traveling Woolbury's And he.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Noticed George by himself from his album Cloud nine. George
bought a copy of that single ways back in the
summer of nineteen sixty three. He was on holidays from
the Beatles. They were just about to take off big time.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
He was visiting his sister in Illinois and he saw
this down at his local Brashes or JB High Fine. Sure,
he bought that single. Many years later, when he was
writing his Cloud nine album, he remembered and he went,
you know what, I'm going to put this on the album.
And a good thing too, because Yoko was in his
ear about putting some of her material on there.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
He could never hit the high notes.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
And George said, I'll.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Have what having no thanks, We're gonna play Yoko now.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh please wear a Yoko free zone. Let's get George
on sham Na.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Tell you what you like nudity, you like Disneyland. Those
two things don't often come together. Let's say Disneyland has
very strict rules. If you work in Disneyland, you're not
and you're a character. You're not allowed to take your
head off anywhere.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
I saw on Instagram the other day the Mickey Mouse
or Mini Mouse.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
I saw that too, Mini Mouse with some old bloke
having a smoke.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
That would be a surely well in the world of
not taking your head off.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Hey, let's meet Mini Mouse. Yeah, gas just down.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
In front of Disneyland having a durry Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
I don't know, but what about this person? And I
love the way the story has written. An unhinged Disneyland
guess was arrested. He was filming. He was not of sound. Well,
he'd taken some substances, probably the Disneyland food. All the
chemicals got to him. He was filmed tearing off his
clothes and crawling around the iconic It's a Small World
ride in front of terrified riders. Here's how the news

(13:43):
story unfolded.

Speaker 8 (13:46):
Oh god, I'm going to break all this stuff.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Oh my god, he's gonna fall, He's going to file dude.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
He was twenty six years old. He was filmed in
his boxes, climbing over the animatronic figures and sitting in
a representation of the taj Mahal as the flying carpets
circled overhead, and then he took all his clothes off.
He waded through the water buck naked and made his
way outside the attraction. He was pictured walking around the
park without any clothes. He left a pile of clothes

(14:24):
on the side on the side of the ride and
they shut down the ride.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Was one of the characters in Mufty Ma was Goofy and.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Mufty having a day off. Anaheim police officers arrived on
the scene and a restaurant him on the suspension of
indecent exposure and being under the influence of a controlled substance.
I would say to you, if you're going to wander
around in the nude, the last thing you want to
hear is this. Even the puppets are disappointed and he

(14:58):
probably weed in the water.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
You've seen that wad.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah, No one had noticed Amanda's notion podcast. Apparently there
was still troubles yesterday on the new Rosel interchange. We
were told also by the head of the appropriate departments
yesterday that it's going to take a couple of months
for people to undo the habits of a lifetime and
learn how to drive on this new road.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah, I'd say for some Sydney drives it might take
a bit longer.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
You, I felt, were quite disparaging. Actually, our day started
yesterday with you giving me a hard time because I said,
let's have a look at where this new which is
the most complex underground system in the world. Let's have
a look exactly where it was going.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Complex to build, the architects of the engineers, the concrete
is the people that put it together. That is complex.
But yes, once you're in it, it's quite as well.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
I was just wondering where it went and I said,
let's have a look at the map, and you were
so disparaged. Why am I showing you that you can't
reading it? And so interestingly you got lost later in
the day. But the day started with some tension, and
I also felt you weren't respectful enough of the people
that found it very hard on the first day of
how to handle the new interchange. So there was a
lot of confusion. They were changing the sun.

Speaker 1 (16:11):
Big toll road. Don't go in here.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Wow, Brendan Wow, Brendan, I.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Said, so, by sugar babies it come on.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Well, let's see what happened to you. We decided to
put you in the ws.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Van, the PDV prize dispensing vehicle.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Man, Well did you disappointed people everywhere because there were
no prizes that you were hanging out certain you're driving
wasn't a prize and we sent you out to see
how it was going. The fact that you derided me
for not knowing how to read a map. You had
to go from here to Victoria Road. It's wearing north
ride you ended up in Mossman.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
But that wasn't pointed out to me. I just got
in the car and I went I I just drove
right out of here.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Here is how the day unfolded.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Look at this guy, This is the problem with Sydney.
Bloody God for good.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
You're going to head up from north right here to
the Rosell Interchange. The reason we're doing this is that
you seem to have not as much sympathy as I
thought was appropriate for the people who were stuck around
the Rosell Interchange and confused by it yesterday. So you're
in the car and you're making your way towards there
from the minute you left to you see where am
I going? I said, no, you have to sort this
out yourself.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
I think we're going the wrong way.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
That's what's going to happen now, No wonder, it's an
easy drive for you know where near where you're supposed
to be?

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Oh are you rediot?

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Okay, Well no.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
Brendan, you've boasted that you know every road before you left.
I told you which way to go. You boast that
you know Sydney like the back of your hand.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Because you didn't get me directed. You didn't say where
I was supposed to go. There's Kyl Sandlin's on his store. Man, Hey,
Kyle way good, that's okay.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
If Coles cops, I can he produce a Megan Cops?

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Cops? What's he looking at? Buddy? Looking at me? Looking
at it? Bash?

Speaker 2 (18:06):
So, I think from what we've heard, today is easier
than yesterday. But do you think that the road works?
Is it a good system?

Speaker 1 (18:12):
What a great system? It's fantastic. I like the inside
of the tunnel. I really feel that the daycore is
very suitable and looks good. It's very cool.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
My favorite part was when you say I'm going to
look at why is that essay looking at me? I'm
going to bash him. You're in a van, You're in
a van with your face on it, and you're saying,
don't look at me.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Well you sure that's might have been an oversight.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
And we took calls from people who said that you
were tailgating them as well. It was a beautiful day
all round.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
It was a beautiful day around. I think it's a
great piece of infrastructure, That's what I think of it.
I think it's fine and a little free scoochy bit
as you're heading down to the Anzac Bridge is fantastic.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Well, I hope it goes better for you today.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Who wants some free money? Instance and Amanda's scream good
morning Starshine. You have ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock.
You can pass if you don't know an answer. We'll
come back to that question if time permits. If you
get all the questions right, one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
One thousand dollars, and then we say, hey, you know
what one bonus question, double or nothing?

Speaker 1 (19:24):
One bonus question? What do you do? Courtney's in Black.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Part by Courtney good morning Hello. Let's see if we
can get you some money just before Christmas. Be very handy,
wouldn't it.

Speaker 12 (19:34):
It would be very very handy.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
All right, we've got ten questions, we've got sixty seconds.
You're not sure, say passed? We might have time to
come back. All right, okay, Courtney, good luck, because here
we go. Question one? What animal does pork come from?
Question two? Have you anas are a type of what?
Question three? True or false? The color red makes bulls angry?

Speaker 12 (19:58):
True?

Speaker 2 (20:00):
I thought that too.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Apparently it's an urban myth. It's just it's for the
matadors so they can pose off, so everyone looks at them.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
What if they shook a yellow thing that.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Still stands up. It's appealing to everyone. Everyone goes, yeah,
the spanions. Yeah, the bulls don't give a rat. They
just want to kill the guy that's trying to stab him.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Well, I've learned something today. To Courtney a hundred bucks
to be ginning on with, I'm sorry it wasn't for Courtney. Oh,
it's the movement, not the color. So it's not he's
not just trying to kill the matador. It's the movement.
It's the movement of the material.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
But yeah, he could wave his hands around, but it's
for the spectator, so it looks visually appealing.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
How do you know so much, Brendan, I'm just doing
awe of you.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
It's a burden, I know.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Isn't it? Isn't it? Na, let's get onto this. You
said that you've been eyeing off the new word of
the year from the Curry Dictionary.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
And my wife, My wife said to me last night,
apparently six months ago she had said this is a
new word and she'd stolen off this English guy. But
it's cozy lives.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
What's that mean?

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Cozy lives is cost of living? So this English guy said, what,
I can't go out because of cozy lives.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
That's word of the year.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
That's word of the year dictionary. It's in.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
But McQuary dictionary is in Australian terms.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
No, that's a world dictionary. Is it McCary dictionary?

Speaker 2 (21:30):
I thought it was. Okay?

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Is it international or mac dick as I like to
call it, because you know I'm a word smith.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Oh well, I've got the list to actually in front
of me. So cozy lives was number one. Who are
you saying cozy lives?

Speaker 1 (21:44):
That's terrib I think it's great.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Well, the runner up was a blue sky flood? Do
I know what that is? That is where the sun
is shining, but the deluge is coming. Quite literally, if
there's been a flood up high and the flood waters
from higher ground is making its way towards you, you've
got blue sky, but there's a blue sky flood on
the way. Sky flood and algo speak was number three.

(22:07):
The algo this is when the algorithm the digital platforms
replace words, some that relate to sex or violence that
might trigger a sites moderator to change the rules. So example,
you might see segs when people on real say segs
se double gs rather than sex. So that's al go speak.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
Right, I didn't know that. Instead of saying.

Speaker 2 (22:33):
Number three, your words have made it in this year.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
I'm disappointed TS hasn't got in there for terrible. That's tears,
that's tears. That's me.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Note you know it's hilarious. You point it yourself when
you talk word, it's me. That's your point of your
own vermation.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
That's my word though, tars. And I've heard no one
else use it. I've heard other people use it. So
that's when no one else use it.

Speaker 2 (22:59):
And you've heard others what I minute.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
I've heard no one else use it before me that
I came up with you. And then I heard someone say, TZ.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
You claim that you came up with the idea of reincarnation,
so I don't know whether to believe you.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Well, what have you come up with while I'm doing
all this?

Speaker 2 (23:14):
While I was at school, my friends and I use
the word jumps for you downstairs, and we spent many
years debating how to spell it. I think we came
up with j hmpsee jumps, But what it allowed us
to do was to talk rudely at school without anyone knowing.
So we never did anything rude because we're too prudish.

(23:35):
But for example, if we're in a class that was
boring science class, we'd lean over to each other and say,
everything's the jumps. So if the teacher said so if
I like to grab my scissors, we'd giggle because as
if she was talking, I like to grab my jumps.
That's how I got through my education.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
But didn't you get four hundred and ninety six and
your hsc It.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
All helps Brendan, that happened, So I made up jumps.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Okay, Well, this is good. I got TZ. You've got jumps.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Hi, But now when you say jumps, I blush because
I know it's a rude word.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
This is great. Why don't you contribute to this? The
tribal drum will.

Speaker 13 (24:07):
Beat for what word have you made up? That's probably
if David, is that all we've got to be?

Speaker 2 (24:17):
I thought he was going to get at a credit
today world is coming my way? So what word have
you made up? If you're a man of the match
a year's worth of IMAX tickets, MSIs because.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
He lives has been crowned Macquarie Dictionary's Word of the
Year after it went viral on Twitter at the start
of this year. The tribal drum is beating for what
word have you made up?

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Hello Dane, how are you?

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Diane?

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Diane? I'm sorry my eyes are blurry this morning.

Speaker 9 (24:46):
Hi Diane, good morning, good morning. My best friend at work.
When things go terribly wrong, she made up this saying
and it took me a bit to click to what
she was going on about. And this could be and
a text message or an email things like this that
she said, Well, she said, I'm sending us not a Graham,

(25:07):
not a gram as, not a gram right, So when
things go wrong. She says, I'm sending us not a graham,
and I go, oh okay, because this means it's going
to be really interesting.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Right, So she's sending a reprimand.

Speaker 9 (25:20):
Kind of so we've all adopted it. And apparently now
her boss is using the same term with his boss.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Well, that's a team's success s not a graham is
going up the chain.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Actually, team success is one of mine as well. But
that is good. That's when that's what it's catching on
when it comes into the parlons.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
That's right, Thank you, Diane. Jason, Jason's joined us, Hi Jason,
Why guys, they're going, well, what's your word?

Speaker 7 (25:46):
So a good mode of mind money from Coenblin and
I came up with decap illusionment And at the moment
that you pick up your coffee up thinking you had
a mouthful lift but there's none.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Left and what's the word again?

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Right, the cauth illusion caused And that's happened so many times.
What about when you get that cold bit, Jason, you
think I've got one more bit and it's that cold bit.

Speaker 7 (26:10):
Yeah, that's that's gone. You break it and you at
that moment you get let down by your own coffee, very.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Nice, very because even if you get the cold stuff,
you don't mind that so much. But the kaffird.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Delusion, caff illusionment, caf illusionment, we've written them all down. Hello, Helen, Hi, Hello,
what's your word?

Speaker 12 (26:34):
Pretty easy?

Speaker 8 (26:35):
In high school teacher's going off, we just just say, goyry.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
What does that mean?

Speaker 9 (26:41):
Get over it?

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Oh goy And you said that without anyone knowing what
you were saying. That's why it's great. Yeah, goy goy,
get over it. That's this is very good. We're going
to take more of your calls after the news Jonesy
and Amanda.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
Yeah, right, only one chance, don't.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Bibbs has been crammed maccori Dictionary's word of the Year
after when viral on Twitter at the start of this year,
the tribal drums beating for what word have you made up?
Cozy lives means what cost of living?

Speaker 2 (27:21):
The second the runner up was blue sky flood. This
is literally if there's a flood on the way, but
you've got blue sky. Algo speak, where various algorithms on
digital platforms replace words like sex with segs se doublegs.
That's algo speak.

Speaker 1 (27:37):
What about you? You came up with.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Well, when I was at school, we use the word
jumps if we wanted to talk rudely about genitals.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Is that female or male?

Speaker 6 (27:45):
Well?

Speaker 2 (27:45):
I think mostly we imagine female, but it was pretty generic.
It could be used either.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
What was minus tz for terrible, compao for compare, and
my other one is fusch wit that meschwitt. That's what
I said, I taught her when she blows her car
up for the fifteenth time. I said to me, you're
such a Fuschwitz.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Okay, that's nice. Let's see what are the words you
with hello baden?

Speaker 6 (28:13):
Yes, yes, s mwle and don g a r N.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
Okay, well I think Jones.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Are you used sme Well? Smee's been around since Peter
Pan that was the little guy and Peter Pan used
to say smee in what context? Put in what was
the guy's name in Peter Pan not Peter Pan and
not Captain Hook the other guy. His name was me
because they go you got to fix this.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
And as me meaning it's up to me.

Speaker 10 (28:38):
Yeah yeah, but baden, so it's short for it's me.
It's me, that's me, but to me? But baiden? What
about gunnern?

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Just gone?

Speaker 2 (28:50):
And put it in a sentence.

Speaker 6 (28:52):
It's again get lost.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Okay, well, thank you, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
You just telling me that.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Hello Adam, Hello, hello, how are.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
You very well?

Speaker 2 (29:03):
What word have you come up with?

Speaker 6 (29:05):
Well, it's a bit long winded, but the word tool,
the tool, and then it evolved into the toolbox. Yeah.
Me and a mate more, we're in a group of
friends in Sydney in the early nineties and anyway, one
of the one of the friends used to kind of
come in and come out of our kind of friend group.
Used to float around and he used to always dressed

(29:28):
kind of disheveled and stuff like that, so we called him.
We nicknamed him the drifter. Anyway, the Drifter turns out
he's a bit of a petty thief and didn't want
to pay around the drinks and things like that, so
were a bit shifty. So we ended up calling him
the shifter. And then the shifter is a type of spanner,
shifting spanner. So then we started calling the spanner or

(29:49):
the span is here, or the span is going to
turn up or whatever, and then spanner evolved into tool
and then too, and then then you know, he's right, tool,
he's a complete tool bag.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Lots of people, so lots of people use the word tool,
But do you think you've come up with it assumed
to that?

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Is it you?

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Or separate it?

Speaker 6 (30:08):
Well, it's myself and and a've made of mind. Yeah,
but that's how it came around and just then everybody
started using it, you know.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
And you're right, Adam, because right, because when did you
start using the word tool? Like I would say I
started using it in the nineties, like in the late
late nineties. Adam. He is the man that we are
in royalty word royalty right here, Adam.

Speaker 6 (30:34):
Well, thank the drifter.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Well done, Adam, and I like the journey it went
from drifter to tool. Very good.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
What a fouch wit that's mine by she jumps. Thank
you for all your calls podcast, I feel that we're
in royalty with Adam, who called through from Brisbane is
via the iHeartRadio app. He said he came up with
the word tool derived from a guy who was a

(31:06):
bit of a rat bag. He went from the nickname
of the drifter and to the shift. Well, a drift
in a tool thing. It's a it's a you know,
it's a tool. Well, thent a shift because he was
a spanner. Here is the spanner, and then it became tool.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Well, I've got some bad news for everyone. Great word,
and he came up with his own version in.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
The night to rain on Adam's parade.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
It's come from the sixteenth century. I'll just had to
look at this. It was the first use to describe
a penis the word tool. But it's from the sixteenth century,
so it's calling somebody a penis. Pretty much.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Sorry, Adam, Wow, just ran on my parade.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah, well, look, you know, ninety sixteenth century, same thing.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
It's seventeen away. Let's get on down to the Jonesy
the matter of arms for the pub test. You brought
this up this morning because someone sent us a Christmas card.
And you look at a Christmas card and you instantly.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Have I have a reaction to it because I never
sent Christmas cards, and so when one arrives, I have
this response of oh god, I've got a respond or
I'm shamed somehow.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
You feel a bit guilty.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
I've never been a Christmas card sender ever. I've never
been the person that puts them on the mantelpiece when
I receive them either. I'm just not a Christmas card person.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
But you do like to see them because I like
someone sends a Christmas card, it's always someone I haven't
said it for a thousand years, and you just put
it up on your your Venetian.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
It seemed to be that Christmas cards are a big deal,
but they're really dropping off. It's not just me that
has no interest that people are talking about. You know,
by the time you pay them buy a stamp, the
cost of the stationery, the polara, of going to the
post office. Ye, people are sending Christmas emails. Someone here
those electronic Christmas cards are offensive to me. You can't
put a text or an email on your mantelpiece, said somebody.

(32:49):
I find it very sad. But they've all dropped off
forty three percent fewer addressed letters. That's what Australia Post
is saying since two thousand and eight. It's still a
massive deal in Americamerican consumers send a staggering one point
five billion Christmas cards every year, so they still think
it's a big deal. Maybe because they have the mantelpiece

(33:09):
with the stockings and the shire and you put them
up there. I don't know, but Australians aren't sending Christmas card,
but I'd like to know are you holding onto the
tradition Christmas cards? They passed the pub test GM Nation.
Do you remember, Brendan, when we were kids and you
watch TV in the afternoon when you came home from school,
maybe it was Saturday morning, but we were terrified of

(33:30):
one thing and one thing only, and it was this.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Skipper.

Speaker 8 (33:39):
What are you doing in there?

Speaker 1 (33:40):
They are a quick sam here can you reach me?

Speaker 3 (33:45):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:45):
I can't reach you. You know what's happening. Yeah, you're thinking,
don't just stand there, I'll get some vines there where
you are save me?

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Are on all those shows, whether it was Gilligan's Island
or any of those sort of things, all you'd see
would be a hat floating on the top of the sand.
You think they have been taken by.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Quicksand quicksand was everywhere.

Speaker 2 (34:07):
And then as you become an adult, you think, oh
quicksand there's no quicksand well what about this. A New
Zealand woman was walking on the beach on her own,
enjoying the view when she began sinking into the sand.
The sand became quicksand she said, I was just going
for a walk at the beach all of a sudden,
and then she posted a picture of her legs completely
covered in this white sand with the caption I've just

(34:29):
crawled out of quicksand. So she said, I took two
quick footsteps and then I went down. And she was
on her own, so no one could haul her out.
So what she did was she lay on her stomach
and rolled clawed her way out of the sandy quagmire,
which is apparently what you have to do.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Was it wet sand or dry sand?

Speaker 2 (34:51):
When she said out, It was probably damp sand, but
somehow the chemical reaction of that sand turned it into quicksand,
And there are certain areas that are prone to it,
obviously Gilligan's Island, but parts of New Zealand and Australia
all have quicksand. And it's very hard to pull someone
straight out of quicksand. It's almost impossible. So what they
say is you need to rotate your legs in slow,

(35:14):
small movements to reintroduce water into the equation, and then
once you've loosened it up, you slowly lift your legs
back up to the surface and kind of swim or
float along the surface to haul yourself out.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Lying on your back would be the way to go
because you've got more mass.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Maybe maybe that's true. They say that you won't drown
in quicksand because once you get up to the top
of your legs you pretty much stop. But you can
be killed in the quicksand if there's a tide coming
in and you're stuck, or you're open to predators or
exposure hyperthermia, even have hypothermia. I guess in these areas.

(35:53):
But if you can't escape from quicksand you're in trouble,
I just having a look. Then I just googled it
and it said you know the best way to get
out of quicksand it said keep your phone charge so
you can call for help. Well, thank you. When I'm
in the Amazon, I'll remember to keep my phone charge.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
About it enlisting an incompetent first mate, golling hat.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
This is alarming though. We thought finally as adults, we
could put our fear of quicksand aside.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
But no, but no, Luggy, there's nothing else in the
world that can.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Scare us, just that one.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Everything else is going great, like a shark attack for example.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
How amazing is the story of Paul de Gelder. You
may not know his name, but you'll know his story.
He was the navy diver who lost an arm and
leg being attacked by a bull shark in Sydney Harbor.
He has an incredible tale to tell and we're talking
to him after eight o'clock.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
Nation podcast.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
I want you to go on right now.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
I'm taking now.

Speaker 6 (36:51):
Go to your windows, stick your head on a yell, hell.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Down to the jogy. No matter for the pub test
today Christmas cards do they pass the pub test?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
It seems that Australians aren't sending nearly as many Christmas
cards as they used to. It seems that every letterbox
across the country receives has received forty three percent fewer
address letters in two thousand and eight, and at Christmas
we're not that much better. People are balking at how
much it costs to post, to get a stamp, to
have to go to the post office, et cetera, et cetera.

(37:24):
People are sending emails. A lot of people don't like
that idea.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
They like post office lightly by the way and some
cool stuff.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
I know they're branching out all.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
This junk that you can buy to give for Christmas.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
So do you buy three stuffed toys while you're they're
trying to send a present.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
You know those executive toys. You know, the balls are
the clacking balls and stuff like that you can.

Speaker 2 (37:42):
Get you buy your nephews. That kind of thing is.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Black and balls.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
That's what you sign on the card. In America, though,
they still send one point five billion Christmas cards every year.
So Christmas cards do they still pass the pub test?

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Not anymore? If we really like, okay, we'll give you
a riggings, Merry Christmas and a chat. But about cards
could be involved?

Speaker 12 (38:05):
Yeah, they do.

Speaker 8 (38:06):
My mum always sends Christmas cards without fail. I don't
send as much, but I must admit I love receiving them.
And I have this friends in the UK, and I
received one from him without fail, and I think it's
great when I receive it.

Speaker 14 (38:20):
I still write out one hundred every year and I
love sending them, and I love.

Speaker 8 (38:25):
Looking at the list and looking at the people who
I might not have been in contact with, but they've
made an impact on my.

Speaker 9 (38:31):
Life and I just love remembering them and love sending them.
I enjoy the personal chuch and it shows that I
care about that person.

Speaker 11 (38:39):
I get really part of the pubcast.

Speaker 7 (38:41):
I still have a Christmas.

Speaker 10 (38:42):
Card list and I go through it and I do
all those and the worst ones are my aunties.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
Were not only expected cards, they also expect at least
a minimum two page.

Speaker 8 (38:52):
Handwritten letter, and if there's been any new grandchildren, photos
must be also included.

Speaker 6 (38:58):
I have more than one auntie, and I hope that
I get together the same letter for all of them.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
That's just too much.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
And then you get that news you know, you get
the package newsletter that everyone gets roasting about the kids.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
That's the worst. Well Tarquin, yeah, Jack, he's got to
a new unit decree.

Speaker 2 (39:17):
No, I've never sent that circular letter. I put on
the front page of the Herald and leave it at that.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Podcast the Indian cricket fans whether they were left astounded
by the lackluster scenes as most of the victorious Australian
World Cup team arrived home at the airport the other
and we.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Said, it's all right, the trophy hasn't come back yet.
We'll make a fuss.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Then Indian cricket fans have said cricket is dying outside India.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
No, not true.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Another called the reception so cold. This is why I
never wanted Australia to win the WC. Had India won
the w C, the celebration would have been worth seeing.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Do you know what the w C is, Brendan World
Cup cricket? Yeah, the World Cup. I just wanted to
check you into a better toilet.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Another commented, any random Indian kid returning home after studying abroad,
we'll have more crowd than this.

Speaker 3 (40:05):
You know.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
It was just they were coming home on different flights.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Different flights, Some were staying to pay games afterwards. The
trophy hadn't arrived back home until now.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
So in your face, India, because the trophy is home
at its spiritual home, the SCG and didn't the crowds
go crazy.

Speaker 13 (40:23):
It wasn't quite the public homecoming our cricketers deserve.

Speaker 10 (40:26):
But Pat Cummins and Mitchell Stark were showing off their
World Cup trophy today.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
The World Cup trophy back on home soil.

Speaker 2 (40:33):
The players still lapping it up. And so to the fans.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Taken him where a plong's boys, you're the good spotty
there next to the ashes Bunny put it next to
the ashes.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Bro It sounds like just one person.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
There was more than one person that was Pat, that
was Mitchell two security guards and one.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Fan, really one one maybe India's right, We'll hope.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
And the segurity gads is anyone?

Speaker 2 (41:04):
How embarrassing?

Speaker 6 (41:05):
Gem Nation?

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Well.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Our next guest is a former Australian Navy diver who
feared only two things in life sharks in public speaking,
But after losing part of his arm and leg and
a shark attack during a routine military exercise, he became
the two things that he feared. A motivational speaker and
a shark advocate. Who better to talk about Shark Week
than the man who knows how to survive a shark attack?

(41:29):
Paul de Gelder, Hello.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Hello Paul.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Good guys.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Would you have imagined, years ago, before your close up
and personal incident with a shark that you would have
been a shark advocate hosting Shark Week?

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Absolutely not. I hated sharks.

Speaker 5 (41:46):
I just thought if we killed them all then we
could just swim free and clear in the ocean and
not have to worry about getting eaten.

Speaker 3 (41:52):
But you know that was.

Speaker 5 (41:54):
Living in ignorance and as all things, knowledge to spells
fear and after the shark attack, because I guess I'd
never blamed the shark and the media kind of lashed
onto that. Plus, you know, my recovery was quite awesome,
I would like to think. And so the media would
come to me with all these questions after shark interactions
and ask me what I thought about it, and why

(42:16):
a shark's attacking people and how do we stay safe?

Speaker 3 (42:19):
And I had no idea.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
And so I thought, well, you know what, I'd better
learn about this so I could give an educated opinion
instead of just an opinion, which we have so much
on social media these days.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
It must be hard. That's your leg and your arm
or part of your leg in your arm? What went first?
What was the first thing that the shark munched into?

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Oh, Brandon, do you mind talking.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Like I'm sorry?

Speaker 3 (42:43):
It's all good, It's all good.

Speaker 5 (42:44):
I've been doing this speaking job for years and years,
and so you know, I take great pride in being
able to have survived such a horrific thing. And you know,
I take the surgery photos and the actual footage of
the attack around when I do these presentations, and I've
had seventy people pass out in my audiences over the years,
so I've had to dial it back a little bit.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
So I have no qualms. But it was all in
one bite. Wow. It grabbed me.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
So I was on the surface, on my back, kicking
my legs, moving from point A to point B, and
the bullshark came up from underneath me, and I had
my hand by my side, so it got all of.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
My hamstring and my right hand in the same bite.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
You said that since that accident that you have far
more knowledge and empathy for the shark. Do other shark
attack victims feel the same? Do you know how many
turn like you to shark protection.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
I think a lot of them do, and I think
partially the reason for that is the people that are
being bitten by sharks, they're people that love the ocean,
and we have to understand that the ocean is a
wild place. It's not your backyard swimming pool. If you
want to be safe from sharks. Is a really easy
way not to be bitten by a shark. You don't

(44:00):
go in the ocean. But for those of us that do,
it's like an unwritten waiver. You understand that there are
dangerous animals out there, especially around our beautiful coastline. You know,
we've got two of the world's deadliest jellyfish, We've got
the world's deadliest occopus.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Apparently stingrays can kill you now.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
And we've got sharks and so you know, I think
most people have been in the ocean, loving people, and
they understand it wasn't malicious.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
It was just wrong place, wrong time. But there are
ways that we can mitigate those risks as well.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
And how do you other than not swimming in the ocean.
But say I'm in the water and a bull shark
comes up to me, what do you do?

Speaker 5 (44:40):
The very complex situation depends on a lot of variables,
whether you're diving, whether you're swimming, whether you're on a surfboard,
whether you're waiting the I guess the best way would
just be, against all natural instinct, stay calm, thrash around,
if you have goggles or a mask on you all

(45:00):
keep your eyes on the shark because sharks know when
you're looking at them, and more often than not, if
you look at them, they're not going to be driven
by that predatory instinct of the chase to come up.

Speaker 3 (45:10):
And grab you.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
And I've dived with you know, I've been surrounded by
four great whites that are at forty meters off the
coast of Western Australia without a cage. I've been in
the water with seven to ten giant tiger sharks thirty
bull sharks, and this works like We've done experiments whereby
I will face the other direction and the tiger shark
will be coming behind me, sneaking up, and then I'll

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turn around when I get the radio call, and I'll
turn around and the shark's almost like embarrassed.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Oh mate, of course, Oh, I wasn't going to do
anything else, just coming for a look.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
So you want to stay calm, you want to keep
your eyes on them, and you want to get out
of the water as fast as you can without making
too much of a splash.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Wow, that's quite the taste, hey, Paul, We just want
to run a little taste every them this morning. Wow.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
Well, I actually did an experiment as well where we
I'm a leader of my blood into a bag and
then I jumped off the back of the boat and
the Bahamas surrounded by a tiger sharks, hammer heads of
bull sharks, and then I ripped the bag open. I
was engulfed in this plume of my own blood and
the shark did nothing. They weren't attracted to the blood.

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There's different pH levels and fat levels and things like that.
Then they threw a bucket of fish blood into the
water and I had to swim through that, and that
was a vastly different experience.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
But do you have any post traumatic issues that you're
seeing your own blood swirl around you and there are
sharks in the water.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
No, I don't think I do. You know, I've never
had nightmares, I've never had flashbacks. Whether I have PTSD
or not, that's I don't know. That's a pretty hard
question for someone who has it to answer or someone
who does. I actually started thinking there was something wrong
with me, because there wasn't something wrong with me.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
What's your favorite shark out of all the sharks?

Speaker 5 (46:55):
Oh, it's like asking me what my favorite animal is.
I find them all miraculous in every way, from the big,
alien shaped hammerhead shark to the beautiful and cruisy chill
tiger sharks, and then the aggression and majesty of the
great white all the way down to the weird and

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beautiful like the ninja lantern sharks that glow and live
fifteen hundred meters below the surface.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
So you know, I'm going to get a tiger shark
because I've got some rubbish. I need to get rid
of it. It's so hard to.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Just dump you put it under a sink. It'll be
like from the flint start.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Paul.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
We can talk to you all days. This is fascinating,
Paul the Girl, and thank you for Johnny's. You can
stream or watch Shark Week from Sunday at seven thirty
on the Discovery Channel. Paul, thank you for joining us.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Jeers guys, thanks for having me.

Speaker 11 (47:46):
Jonesy and Amanda gem Podcast give.

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It you are so thoughtful.

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All this week we're giving you the chance to give
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trade up to a nice one thousand dollars Big Lee
bounce you to treat yourself to something nice. You would
never exchange my bum dispensing cookie Gnome, would you?

Speaker 2 (48:13):
I think you'll find its a cookie dispensing name from
the bum. Yeah. It's in the office here because I
just don't have room for it at home.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
But his bottom, as it says on the box, is
full of delicious goodness.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
This is after we'd had a conversation about can you
not buy me a trick present? Don't buy me a
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Nice which are a very practical present this year? Have
you very practical?

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Okay?

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And it was a two for the price of one thing,
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That's what Nicole has done. Hello Nicole, Hey, good morning.
So this is a present that you and your husband
got from your in laws.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
What was it?

Speaker 12 (48:54):
So we just moved to Penrith for my husband to
take up a position as a local church minister.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
He's a minister.

Speaker 12 (49:00):
Yeah, so very appropriate present. My lass sound a T
shirt that said Tintin in Penris and they thought they
like Tintin they live in Penriss.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
Character Yeah yeah, obviously.

Speaker 12 (49:11):
Didn't look too closely at it. Tintin has a mullet
and a cask of wine and a cigarette in his mouth.
Captain Haddock's chasing him wielding a base all that, there's
a drunk passed out on the ground. Now he has
a severed hand in his mouth. There's people smoking with
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the ground. And my favorite bit is that the author's
name instead of her Jet is actually her Pies.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
So they have looked closely at that at all. They thought.

Speaker 12 (49:45):
They were very confused. When we look kind of shocked
and couldn't stop laughing, they say, what's wrong children's book?

Speaker 1 (49:51):
So did he wear that up on the pulput No.

Speaker 12 (49:55):
That would have gone down the treet, I'm sure, but no,
he has him.

Speaker 7 (49:57):
Has never worn it.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
What a surprise. Adulations, Nicole, you have a thousand dollars
Bingley gift card. Well done.

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In the meantime, gets my Ghoulies another finalist, Finalist number
three is coming up next Jonesy and Amanda's show Notion podcast.
I wonder how the Roseville Interchange is going a marvelous
piece of infrastructure. I loved going into it yesterday.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Well, we had a tense start to our show yesterday.
Before we came on, I said, let's have a look
at the map. I just want to see where all
the connections go and what's doing? And you said, why
do I bother showing you a map? You don't understand
a thing. You are quite rude to me.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
I just said, and I laughed as you're looking at
it the map.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
You didn't laugh, Miry, and.

Speaker 1 (50:49):
I said, why are we even showing this?

Speaker 2 (50:52):
You weren't laughing. It wasn't said.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
You can't even read the little pirates map you get
at McDonald's for the kids menu.

Speaker 2 (50:58):
Anyway, Then we came on here and I felt.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
X marks the spot.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Brendan you got lost yesterday.

Speaker 6 (51:05):
Shut up.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
You were supposed to go from here directly to Victoria Road.
You ended up. Of course, I said, is what you said?

Speaker 1 (51:15):
This is what you said, go to the Anzac Bridge
And I was the quickest way I know.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
I told you Fire Mossman from North.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Rhinde, but I still got to most back within under
an hour.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Let me tell you what happened in a.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Car six times normal than a normal car six times speaker.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
Okay, words there your friend. Anyway. The show began with
I felt that you were not very kind to the
people of Sydney who were struggling to make their way
through this big change to their normal commute. With the
interchange there. The signage wasn't very helpful. It was changed
overnight and this is what you said, So there was

(51:52):
a lot of confusion. They were changing the sun.

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Big toll road. Don't go in here. Wow, maybe it
should be he must pay TOLLI.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
These are our people who are in the traffic, Brendan.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
You know our people aren't stuck in traffic. The idiots
get stuck in tracking.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Wow, you keep digging this hard.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
People like fish swim through.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
So we put you in the WS van yesterday b
sent you on your way. You went via Mossman after
boasting how great you are driving.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
So anyway, okay, accept some responsibility.

Speaker 2 (52:30):
Here's what happened on air yesterday.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
What is this guy? This is the problem with Sydney.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Bloody God for God, You're going to head up from
North Ride here to the Roselle interchange. The reason we're
doing this is that you seem to have not as
much sympathy as I thought was appropriate for the people
who were stuck around the Roselle interchange and confused by
it yesterday. So you're in the car and you're making
your way towards there. From the minute you left to
you see where am I going? I said, no, you

(52:56):
have to sort this out yourself.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
I think we're going the wrong way. That's what's going to.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Happen now, No wonder, it's an easy drive for you
know where near where are supposed to be?

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (53:07):
You really is okay? Okay?

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Well no, Brendan, you've boasted that you know every road
before you left. I told you which way to go.
You boast that you know Sidney like the back of
your hand.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Because you didn't get me diregged. You didn't say where
I was supposed to go. There's Kyl Sandlin's on his store.
Mat Hey, Kyle way good, that's okay.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
If Cole's cops, I can he produce a Megan Cops?

Speaker 5 (53:33):
Cops?

Speaker 1 (53:33):
What's he looking at? Looking at me? Matey buddy looking
at me? What's he looking at?

Speaker 3 (53:46):
So?

Speaker 2 (53:46):
I think, from what we've heard, today is easier than yesterday.
But do you think that the road works? Is it
a good system?

Speaker 1 (53:52):
What a great system? It's fantastic. I like the inside
of the tunnel. I really feel that the the dcore
is very suitable.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
And you know my favorite bills when you said you're
in a bash and eshay because he was looking at you.
You're in a giant van with your picture on it. Yes,
I know that you've learned some valuable lessons, haven't you, Brandon,
valuable valuable lessons.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Will you be going home that way through the tunnel? No,
you'll be like, what's the on top of the arbor bridge.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
You're the one who got lost yesterday?

Speaker 1 (54:28):
I didn't get lost. I was directionless.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
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Our next finalist is next jam Nation. We've tried to

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What did it need to have to say?

Speaker 14 (55:23):
What gets my gullies are people who do not have
hand towels in their bathroom. There's nothing worse than going
to use using their bathroom, washing your hands, turning around
no hand towel. Often there's the bath house that are
in their bathroom from the existing people who live there.
But I'm sorry, I'm not comfortable wiping my hands on

(55:46):
a towel which has potentially been wiped by the man
of the house. Hairy bullsack.

Speaker 2 (55:55):
You can tell why that one tickled us. Tomorrow will
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Speaker 2 (56:19):
So, Brendan, you brought this to the table. Mcquarie University
is announced It's word of the Year. It won the
Swimsuit edition. Cozzi lives. What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (56:28):
A cost of living?

Speaker 2 (56:29):
I've never heard anyone say Cozzi lives.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Whether it is Cozi lives. Mine's tz, I've got tz
what does that mean? Terrible compao?

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Which what does that mean?

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Comparing stuff and fushwae and.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
What's that mean?

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Oh, I was asking rhetorically tribal John was beating for
what word have you made up?

Speaker 3 (56:50):
Now?

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Yes, that's all one of more fr David Adam.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
From Brisbane Le's See on the iHeartRadio app explained, we're
a little bit star struck. He thinks he came up
with the word tool mate.

Speaker 6 (57:04):
We're in a group of friends early nineties. One of
our friends used to kind of come in and come
out of our kind of friend group. He used to
float around and he used to all he dressed kind
of disheveled and stuff like that. We nicknamed him the Drifter.
The Drifter turns out he's a bit of a petty
thief and didn't want to pay around to drinks and
things like that, so we would be shifty, So we
ended up calling him the shifter, And then the shifter

(57:24):
is a pyper spanner shifting spanner. So then we started
calling the spanner or the span is he or the
span is going to turn up or whatever, and then
spanner evolved into tool then you know, he's a right tool,
he's a complete tool bag. But that's how it came around,
and then everybody started.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Using it because remember the band tool came out in
the nineties and a lot of people said, well, what
are you calling yourself tool?

Speaker 2 (57:43):
And you said to Adam, it all began with you.
I had to burst the bubble. I'm afraid to describe
or to explain that tools from the sixteenth century was
used to describe the word penis. I describe the word penis.
It was a word for penis, and that's why people
are called tools. Sorry, it didn't happen in the nineties.
But Adam, good on you. Thanks Friday.

Speaker 3 (58:04):
Yet that's enough.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Ugly fills back with your chance to win Cold Play tickets.

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You can catch us tonight for jam Nation at six o'clock.
Are you then, good day to you? Well, thank god,
that's ob good bye, good bye, wipe the two.

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