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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello there, Amanda. What an action pack show we.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Had for you today, Massive as old missus mcbassiv. We
spoke about a woman who is in church and she
prayed because she couldn't do a number two, and then
she could do a number two. So we spoke about
the patron saints that are called upon to help us
in our most unusual time.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
There's a lot of them, isn't that. Also we had
Daryl Braithroy on the show. I'm just loving his new song.
Isn't it great?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
It's a great song. We put robots sex dolls to
the pub test. This isn't as grubby as you might
think it is. There is a whole this is going
to happen. AI is moving into this sphere and is
it okay?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I don't know if I want robots moving into my sphere.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Well they're on the way, Brendan.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Also to the kitchen, TikTok Tucker, what are we eating today?

Speaker 5 (00:51):
Mum?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
You will be surprised.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Enjoy the podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
That a miracle of recording.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
We have so many requests for them to do it again.

Speaker 6 (01:07):
Mistress Amanda and MS Killer Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Friend is in the backroom making the tools of the train.

Speaker 7 (01:16):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
The legendary part.

Speaker 7 (01:21):
Jonesy, Amanda the actress.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Congratulations, we're ready right now.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Josey and Amanda.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
You're doing a great job. Anyone silky giant.

Speaker 8 (01:33):
Good radio.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Sorry but it's a tone tone twist set and Amanda. Shoot, Timy,
we're on the air.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Tell me the money to you, missus Woods. How are
you love the hair?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
It looks like you've just stepped out of a salon.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
You know, it's funny, isn't it. I came in today
and you said, what'd you get up to you today?
I said, I went to the hairdresser and you said okay.
I said I had my hair done, and you went, yeah,
I was going to mention it.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
You don't have to. You don't have to mention it
on air. That wow, look at you with your hair.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
I noticed it, but I didn't mention it. And it
looks good. If I mentioned it, that would mean that
it looked bad. He became and I go, okay, remember
you dyed your hair red that time.

Speaker 4 (02:17):
I wasn't working with you then.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
We were kind of working together at another radio station.
I went on that's terrible.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Well, thank you, you look great, thank you, thank you
looks really good. Well, he my hairdresser, who's brilliant, blow
dries it sort of flat, and I can never replicate it,
so I slept on it. I've come in with it
like that today, but it won't look like that tomorrow
because I'm not capable of blow drying.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Blow dries it flat well.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Flat because normally I sort of put a blow it back,
a poof in there, put a poof in. But it's flat,
and I like it flat, but I can't copy the flat.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
I don't know about the flat.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
You prefer the poof.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
I like the poof. The poof looks good. You've got
top hair game today that this is flat? Is that flat?

Speaker 4 (03:00):
I was imagining Ryan's rubbing his face.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I was imagining it looked like Prince Falliot.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
No, well, no, but the hair helmet.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
No, it's not a hair helmet helmet. It's more just
you know, straight down. Yeah, this is a boring conversation
for people to listen.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Like Daryl Braithwaite in the seventies, Remember he had he had.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Really thick hair. He had like lego hair.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, like Prince Falliot.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Yeah, yeah, thick and like Lord fark Ward a little bit. Okay,
don't you think in the seventies.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, I don't call Daryl the fark word, no, because
he's coming in on the shade.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Have you heard his new song.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
I've heard snippets.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
It's you. He's really good at the drop one thing.
What's the drops coming up?

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Right out?

Speaker 3 (03:53):
Let's go?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
That is how you write a song. Fun in fact,
jem I right, just drop pull off, Daryl.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
It sounds a little bit like Peter Gabriel in your eyes.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Okay, yeah, I don't think so. I was just saying,
fun fact, jem I right, what was the knowledge you
just imparted on me this morning?

Speaker 9 (04:15):
I think the songwriter used to date my cousin.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
What are the.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Chances really an Australian songwriter?

Speaker 1 (04:20):
What's his name?

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Michael fat Can? Michael fat Can?

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Really? Yeah, look at that because it's a songwriter that
also wrote his previous song.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, I love songs.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
That is a great business and that that's the drop
and he takes it up high up. Just stop pulling
it off.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Before that, they must have broken up. It's upset, right
and also though it wasn't that song offered to Pink and.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
That sounds like pink? Pink pink. Don't you think it
sounds like pink?

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah, but it's not now it sounds like Darryl.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
It's all dal. I'm looking forward to catch it up
with TV. Just don't go scaring you, maky.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
I don't scare you, do I don't you scare him
a bit?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
You flirt with him and scare him.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Isn't that what flirting is?

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Now you're scare him. It's like that Disney you know
what was the cartoon with the little.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Kid and the cat here Kitty, Kitty kitty and shoving clothes.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
On a cat stopping it through a mangle.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, no, that's what you're like with Darret True.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Well, I still get excited and a little bit overwhelmed
at the idea that I'm talking to Daryl Braithwaite.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Well, he is on the show today. Also, TikTok Tucker,
that's coming up as well.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
We have Oasis tickets to give away.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
And we can't do anything until we do the Magnificent seven.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Question one which Spice is said to repel vampires are
going to be scary spies, which Spice is said to
repel vampires.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Let's whack on some Farnham heading for a top of
twenty four degrees today.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
It's great to hear him talking. The other day he's
doing his whole audio book. Can you believe that?

Speaker 3 (05:47):
Extraordinary gem nation WSFN? Hello there, it's James and damn
that thanks to moo Joe Holmes heading for top of
twenty four degrees today. Right now it's thirteen, it's twelve
past six, and it's good to hear John Farnam's voice
back again. He's I can't believe he's going to be
doing the whole audio book for.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
He's written an autobiography, autobiography, and he's reading the audio
version of the book. I heard some snippets on the
news the other night and he says how emotional it
is to read it, but also you wonder how physically
difficult it must be for him.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
It's very hard. When my book came out fifty fifty
still available, by the way, they wanted me to do
an audio book.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
I got one paragraph in I said I can't do
That's it exactly the same as hard.

Speaker 4 (06:30):
It was too hard, too much.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
And my hat is off to anyone who reads their
own book. I completely agree. Did you find your raunchy
scenes a bit too hard to read? The frequancy pawn scene? Yeah,
let's realize what have I written?

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Whose life is?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Why do you default that every time?

Speaker 4 (06:50):
I'll imagine you're trying to read that in nabooth with
people looking at you.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Doesn't your book any sexy?

Speaker 10 (06:56):
No?

Speaker 3 (06:56):
None? No, that's loaded with sex instead sexy as you
get it just in time for Christmas?

Speaker 4 (07:04):
You send it to my son when he was at
a school camp.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Yeah, he loved it.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Well, he would have read the back of a sick
bag to entertain himself.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Well, still.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
We have we should be the out of the back. Look,
if you read the back of a sick bag, you
love this.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
We have the magnificent seven. There are even questions. You
go all the way and answer our seven questions correctly.
If you do that, Amanda will say, well, one of.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
The prizes today's tis to you be forty.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Let's back getting question seven right, Julie's in Spring fin.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Hello, Julie, Hello, how are you very well?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Question one, which spice is said to repel vampires? Darly
absolutely or scary scary spice?

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Quite true or false? A sheep and a goat can
mate to produce a sheep goat hybrid? Is this true
or false?

Speaker 11 (07:55):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Real?

Speaker 1 (07:58):
Wrong to Josh of South windsor Hello, Josh.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
I assume you might know the answer to this. Can
a sheep and a goat mate to produce a sheep
goat hybrid?

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
It's true.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
It's very rare, but it is possible. It's known as
a geep or as a shout. It's a jumper that
eats itself off the clothes line.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
That's is she good? Josh say this?

Speaker 4 (08:21):
I've amused myself. That's the thing.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
I'm enjoying it.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
I mean, Josh is having a titter?

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Josh Are you enjoying my joke? Josh good?

Speaker 12 (08:29):
Absolutely, thank you.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
I think we're going to get a masurgeons so he
can stitch up those sides and just split open. Let's
play sing it back?

Speaker 11 (08:43):
Well?

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Can you sing the next line of this song? Josh Brown?

Speaker 13 (08:56):
Go?

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Sorry, I don't have it.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
I bet you do. You just too shy, Josh? Is
this because you're still laughing at my.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Falling out?

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Yeah? Yeah, I don't want your entrols to get in
the way.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Carry on about your business.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Josh Mean Sa podcast, W S F M. Hell are there.
It's Jones. You don't have it with cold Play.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
We are under the Magnificent seven. We're playing see It Back.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
It's a very iconic song. Hello Tracy in Sinclair? How
are you very well? So when Darryl stops singing, you
come in here?

Speaker 3 (09:31):
It is brown looking around, Tracy.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
That's the way it's Can it be a little darling?
We're all writing or.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
The nice Why you brought that back? Look at you?
G jar Bradway coming up on the show later on.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
We'll play your rendition to him. May we should do
a mix, maybe.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
A collab Tracy and Darryl sounds like rock stars.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Sitting in a tree. Its like Christian rock.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
At the beginning of December twenty eleven, an extratropical cyclone
board hurricane force wins to Scotland. What do they call it?
Do they call it a Hurricane Egypt? B hurricane ball
bag or see hurricane do lally?

Speaker 4 (10:24):
One of those is real.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Hurricane Egypt?

Speaker 9 (10:30):
No?

Speaker 4 (10:30):
I think so, but no.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Jamie's in spring Park, Hi, Jamie, Jamie. What did the
Scottish call their hurricane force winds that came to Scotland
was a hurricane ball bag or hurricane do lally.

Speaker 12 (10:45):
With hurrican ball bag?

Speaker 3 (10:47):
It was?

Speaker 4 (10:47):
And that bor bag b a w bag. That is
their Scottish word for scrotum.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
The Americans have got, They've got Hurricane.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Milton and Hurricane Helene. They should come in together, rude
body parts hurricane.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Did you notice that all the supplies are selling out except.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
For bud light in Florida, Florida?

Speaker 6 (11:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:05):
What color is a standard Australian passport?

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Jamie?

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Yeah? Which place in Sydney is named after Sir James
Martin Martin Place?

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Yes, he was a three.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Time Premier of New South Wales, chief Justice of the
Supreme Court in New South walest.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Martin Place is getting better too. It's not as sad as.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
It can go through phases. It used to be great,
then it wasn't and now what is it? I don't
even know.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
It's in between.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
That Ossie designer Bianca sens Story is reportedly divorcing, which
controversial US rapper slash singer.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
If they can't make it? Who can?

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Who can? Ah?

Speaker 2 (11:45):
She won't be getting a PLATEX commercial anytime soon.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, he doesn't have to really splurge on her clothes
that much.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
I'm sorry, we're going to Melissa in Penrith. Melissa, do
you know who banks and sorry is reportedly diversing divorcing.

Speaker 13 (12:02):
I sure do.

Speaker 11 (12:03):
It's can't I West, that's it.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
I'm just waiting for the spotlight to go Pddy style
onto Kanye. I'm sure that's going to happen. Yeah, that's
gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Well, apparently, jay Z and beyond. The spotlight's moving all
over the show.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
There's a lot of spotlight. Congratulations to you, Melissa, You've
won the jam pack a double past to ub forty.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
They're coming back to Australia for their Red Red Wine Tour,
one hundred and.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Fifty dollars to spend at Rock Salt restaurants serving delicious
modern Australian cuisine in the Southern Shire.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
And Jonesy demanded character who is for the calory and
some pencils?

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Melissa, anything you like pen Finally I got some pencil Yeah, get.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
About Rock sod forget about you.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
The pencils well done days.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Or through and through you are good on you, Melissa.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Let's get started, Raise yourselves, Bring it home, something through
the germinak. That's our big book of musical facts. If
you knew to the show, there was a big book
full of facts on musical stuff that's happened on this day,
very good. On this day. In nineteen ninety nine, Christine
Aguilera went to number one on the UK Singles Chart

(13:14):
with Genie in a Bottle.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
Ask me what CA's been up to lately?

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Well, I saw some footage of her recently.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
What was she doing?

Speaker 4 (13:21):
I can't remember.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Were you talking about that?

Speaker 3 (13:24):
She's done some a bit of a co lab with
none other the machine Gun Kelly.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
No, I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Do you remember machine Gun Kelly.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Wasn't he the one that drank the blood of Megan
Fox because they were twin flames. I've heard that they've
broken off their engagement. You and I drank each other's
blood and we're still together. We've outlasted them.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
That was jem y Ry's first week on the job. Yeah,
it was so weird.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yeah, you dressed me up before Ppe.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
That's right. I had to wear the people.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
We had to go through a whole lot of medical
tests and we had to wear PPE.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
But then you also had to wear a druid's outfit
for the ancient ritual, but then for health and.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
Safety had to wear high vis.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
I don't know. I'm surprised that they own drug tests
more here at this place anyway. This is machine gun.
Kelly and c A or Christina Aguilera together have a
listened to some of the machine guns guitar work.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Here.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
It is, Yeah, Christine Aguilera singing all over the top
of it, but it's there.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
He's got more time with makaton. He's not sticking his
tongue gun leaving his throat all the time.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah, there was a lot of that.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Boy, it's a lot of PDA.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
I should read the pds.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Why don't we put on Christine Aguilera a genie in
a bottle? How good is this gem Nation?

Speaker 2 (14:51):
I'm not sure about my algorithm on socials, because I
seem to have this unusual seme of There was one
woman who was a younger woman who was talking about
how she has direct contact with Jesus. He visits her
and sometimes she's just reading in bed and it's on
the end of her bed and reads.

Speaker 4 (15:05):
They've got like a book club, and he's the one member.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
I spoke to you about her where he sometimes likes
to dress up to make her laugh in a cowboy hat.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Jesus in a cowboy hat.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Anyway, I saw this one last night that came through
for me. A woman in church and this they're in
America and they're all talking about their blessings for the week,
and he was hers like.

Speaker 4 (15:26):
Bal paralysis or I just cannot feel a bowel movement.

Speaker 6 (15:31):
And so I got prayer last night and hellelu yeah,
I know.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
This is terrible, but I had two bowel movements in
one day.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Thank you for your humility sharing that. Yay. Hey, totally normal. Yay, Jesus, bring.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
That thing alive.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
You know, poor old Jesus is going about his business
and so he says, I'm having trouble doing a pooh.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Yeah, well, I've prayed to him many times to not
to a pooh. Please Jesus help me now, help me now.
But do you know why I can jet just get
across this bridge.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
There is a patron saint. Maybe it doesn't go to Jesus,
it goes to Saint Bonaventure because he is the patron saint.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
Of bow disorders. Because we all know of the like for.

Speaker 2 (16:18):
Example, the patron Saint have lost things at Saint Anthony.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Yeah, you see it in the newspaper.

Speaker 4 (16:23):
People, what is it.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
The other one be Sat Jude. You've seen the newspaper
in the personal columns.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Sat Jude is the patron Saint of hopeless case hopeless causes.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
Because in the newspaper I used to say, I'd like
to thank Saint Jude for prayers. Answered.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
St Christopher is the one for travel.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
I remember a lot of people used to be given
when you're head overseas at twenty Yeah, their families would
give them a Saint Christopher medal. Yeah, that's the patron
Saint of safe travels.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
I wonder how when is it like when you're a
school prefect and they say you are doing sport. You're
doing Yeah, Sard and.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Juice Peter's in the Pearly Gates hats.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Or Sat Nan, Sat Nat.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Michael, this is what you're doing.

Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, because there's also patri portfolio for the politicians. Yeah,
well they say here in invocation a patron saint is
an invocation of patron saints is based on the concept
of the deceased Christians who are notable during their lives
for virtue that can aid living people going through similar things,
which brings me to the patron saint of Internet users
is a door of Seville, Like, did she just pass away.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Two years ago?

Speaker 3 (17:29):
That's pretty recent?

Speaker 4 (17:30):
Pretty really, I don't know what the story is there.
Patron Saint Internet users.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Patron Saint of earaches is polycarp The patron Saint of
difficult marriages is Marguerite Devilleville. Fire prevention, motorcyclists. If you
had a motorcyclists, no, Colomban a patron for bikers.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
And he hang on.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
He's an Anglican bishop and an avid motorcyclist. He was
declared a patron in two thousand and two.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
What can happen? I thought, there are I remember that
next time I'm lying on the side of the road
waiting for the ambulance to come.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
You, Jesus, do you pray for Columbuan Please don't let
me poop my bags before the comes.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
That would be great your insurance somehow.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
WSFM, Hello there, it's Jonesy demand.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
I think that's the first time anyone's played that on
the radio.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
Darryl Braithwaite, it's you. How good is that?

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Oh that I think I've told you this before. But
when I was at school, I knew a girl who
had a Sherbert scrapbook and she cut out the pictures
of Sherbert and found pictures of dogs who looked like them,
and I think it might have been Clive Shakespeare was
a greyhound.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Yeah, I think Darryl was a labrador. Darrel was a Labrador.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
And I still get a thrill to think that I'm
going to be talking to Daryl Braithwaite. We've interview him
a number of times. You never get past that your
teenage self would pinch themselves.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
What were the rest of the band.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
I'm trying to remember.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Was it Tony Mitchell, the big curly haired one, or
would he have been he would have been We didn't
have the noodles in those.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
Days, so what would he have been as you could
see his well.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
I do have the jigsaw puzzle that a friend of
mine bought for me at the National Gallery in Canberra,
so it was posh shop and it's a cover photo
from one of their albums or from a magazine shoot
they did with They're all intertwined.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
In the New in a bubble Bath.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
No, there's one in the bubble bath and one that's
just not even bubbles, it's just hair. And it was
doing that giant jigsaw puzzle.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
I've had it framed, but the jigsaw puzzle with there's
tiny bits of tow and just tiny bits of hair.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
And you don't know is that chest or pubes.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
I just don't know where does it stop.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
And where does it end?

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Anyway, Darryl, will you don't freak him out?

Speaker 4 (19:50):
You, I don't freak him out. I don't freak him out.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Darryl's a very straight forward guy. He's not big on whimsy.
I don't want to frighten.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Jem Jam Nations free instance.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
And Amanda's.

Speaker 12 (20:11):
It's you.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
You have ten questions, sixty seconds on the clock.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
You can pass if you don't know an answer.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
We'll come back to that question of time.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Permit you get all the questions right. One thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
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Speaker 4 (20:25):
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We'd love to give some money away. Would you like
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Speaker 5 (20:33):
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Speaker 4 (20:36):
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usually have time to come back. Because if you get
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Speaker 2 (20:54):
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question to what animal does an equestrian ride?

Speaker 4 (21:03):
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Push question four? Mixing blue and yellow together makes what color?

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Push?

Speaker 4 (21:15):
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Speaker 3 (21:20):
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Question six?

Speaker 9 (21:22):
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Speaker 2 (21:22):
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Speaker 4 (21:26):
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does bon mean?

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (21:38):
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Speaker 5 (21:44):
Italian?

Speaker 4 (21:50):
French Italian? In which sport is a Sheffield shield? Played?
Would you have known if you had long? No? It's crokets,
crickets creet And if you mix blue and yellow.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
You get green green green should never be seen?

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Carrie, Well carry thank you for playing a hundred bucks
to be getting on with that was good fun.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
Thank you love your show.

Speaker 11 (22:15):
Thanks thanks for keeping the company every morning.

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You too, Rye, you still a great job.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
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You know, it's Jones.

Speaker 5 (22:24):
You deserve it, Rye.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
We give Carry a thousand.

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Speaker 1 (22:34):
I think you should have a consult with your brain.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
I think it's time to turn off that fader through
which carry.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
And it's nice that you've beat on the show.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
Thanks, Thanks Carry podcast.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
There's a retail worker who's been scolded for using a
certain word in the in the workplace. This person was
I'm not sure where they were working, but they used
the word mate. They called a male customer mate girl
a girl? Did she called him out?

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Did you know.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Sometimes with those girls, thanks mate?

Speaker 3 (23:07):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
See, I don't like being called dahl or lovely or
sweetheart offen. It's younger women who say thanks.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Love those over me and ears, Hey darling, how are
you darling?

Speaker 3 (23:19):
The people do.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
But so anyway, she got in trouble for that, and
her father was saying, really, is this something that she
should be getting in trouble for?

Speaker 3 (23:27):
I don't think you'd get in trouble for it.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Well you know, I don't mean get the sack, but reprimanded. Interesting,
isn't it.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
But if you're going to the bank to get a
loan and they tell her us, thanks mate, thanks han
oh Han, I don't mind how I'm going to live
with that.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Have you been called han?

Speaker 3 (23:45):
No?

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Do you call people han?

Speaker 3 (23:47):
No? No?

Speaker 4 (23:48):
No, I don't call people by those.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
So those guys say buddy, thanks, buddy, thanks cham What
do you say, I don't like that?

Speaker 4 (23:55):
What do you say to people?

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Thanks mate? So you say mate, I do get on
your mate. But I'm a guy I can say it.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
So you don't think a girl can call a man
mate In my.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
World, it's not. And I'm not saying you can do
whatever you want. It's a free country, okay, we can
do what we want here. That's why it's a beautiful country.
I was just going to be Trump there. It's quite
as satisfied.

Speaker 2 (24:17):
You don't like being You can do what you like,
but don't but a girl don't call me if a girl.

Speaker 1 (24:24):
If a girl says thanks mate, I always go okay.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Now you just know where you're going with them. It's
like if someone thanks buddy, you go okay, mate, Do
you see what's happening? Man? I remember I was at
the train station and a guy said thanks mate, and
the guy that was buying the ticket went off his cracker.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
At the guy that was selling the ticket for calling
him mate.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Don't call me mate, And then the guy selling the
ticket went off his cracker.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
So just full on ding dongate on.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
The platform, A ding dong donny brook.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
Ding dong donny Brooke. That's some old ossy words. And
the I was just getting stuck into this businessman. So
you had the city rail guy and then the businessman
and I was just at each other.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
Some of other things you can get in trouble.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
For Jack's working at a pub and his friend's working
there too, and on the whiteboard in the staff room,
his friend wrote, it's an obvious joke, management stink, signed Jack,
and Jack got called in to.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Explain and see if I would have written that, signed Jack.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Or possibly the most brilliant ever.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
And he and his friend, because his friends had no idea,
they both had their tips taken away that day.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
These days, hr, you can raise an eyebrow at someone
and all of a sudden you're in an HR meeting.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
Well, not even just that, but we all work in
offices where we like to think we have our own
space and we get very protective of it. If someone
takes your staple and you get in trouble for it,
If someone else borrows your Kathy coffee.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
Mug, let's do it. The tribal drum is beating for you.
Won't believe what I got in trouble.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
I love it, Bloody red TV.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
The smaller, the better, hettier, the better. A retail worker.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Has been scolded for using the word mate to address
a customer. I like the word scold. I don't mind
the word mate.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
I'm an Australian.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
I use it a lot.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Do you remember when you first started working at this
radio station? You put a joke note.

Speaker 3 (26:24):
On Kaylee's Kayley, who I used to do the show with.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Yeah, I can't remember.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
The Ron Wilson was the news guy here and he
stuck a post it note on my helmet that said
wanker as a joke, and I laughed, And as I
was walking out, I said to Kaylee, I was holding
my helmet like I was in a hamlet thing, and
I said, gee, it's a good thing. I noticed this,
and she laughed, and her car was parked next to

(26:51):
my bike. So I put that post it note on
the window of her car. Unbeknownst to me. A lot
later on, Louis going through all these security tapes and
I said, what's going on, Louis is all no secret business, Johnsy,
I cannot talk about it. And I said, well, what
is it? And Louis spilt the beads and he said,
Someone's been putting offensive notes on Kaylee's car. I said,

(27:12):
who who? I'm not supposed to tell anyone, but someone
put wanker on her car and I said that was me.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
So she complained that someone you complain.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
She completely forgot that I showed her the thing.

Speaker 3 (27:24):
I don't think she ever listened to a word I said,
but you know I remember showing her the Yeah, yeah,
that's how that w wass.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
So these small things. Sometimes you get in trouble for
the weirdest stuff, don't you, And that's what the tribal
drum is beating for.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
You won't believe what I got in trouble for blood.
Claudia is with us? What happened, Claudia?

Speaker 5 (27:42):
Oh well, I got into trouble when I work at
a company in the city for wishing a colleague happy birthday.
What happened was this colleague when she joined, she was lovely.
She started wishing everybody happy birthday when it was their birthday,
baked them beautiful cakes and everything, and then we saw
the company grew bigger. But you got a HR lady,

(28:03):
so she took over. Anyways, her birthday rolled around, so
I figured, well, she's not going to wish herself a
happy birthday, so I wish that colleague who was doing
the birthday wishes beforehand, a happy birthday. I got an
email from JR immediately saying you need to retract that
email immediately. She didn't consent to having her birthday on

(28:24):
your birthday wishes something. And she actually literally dang really
cross from me. And I said to that, do you
want me to retract that emails? I'm not to send it.
But anyways, I had to go through all this seal
of officially retracting that email, apologizing, and I did that,
and then her and I actually went out to cake
by self and had a good laugh about HR.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Basically, that's extraording.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
I've got a mind of a time that is extraordinary.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Thank you, Claudia.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Karen is joining by Karen.

Speaker 11 (28:54):
Would you get in trouble for I was banned from marketing,
So going in and they're spelling mistakes in a newsletter
for teachers.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
And when you say banned, what does that mean? I
was total.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
I was never to approach marketing ever again.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
But you're a teacher. Of course you have to teach.
You've got career.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
You're saying, hey, this this isn't correct. If this is
about teaching. There was.

Speaker 11 (29:21):
There were so many misspelling mistakes and we were just
getting calls from teachers.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
Regarding it, so we are barrassing.

Speaker 11 (29:28):
It was very embarrassing.

Speaker 5 (29:30):
So I did a Karen and went to marketing, and well.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
I copped it for that, Karen. I don't think you
did a Karen. You're just doing what's right. This is
the you know what, this is the stupid high ve's
world we live in now. Everyone wears hives. You don't
have to wear highves.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Everyone can see you.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
I would say, Karen had been banned from marketing.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
The best call that ever happened in your faith soldier, Yeah.

Speaker 10 (29:52):
Jonesy and Amanda, It's like donkey a retail worker has
been scolded for using the word mate to address a customer.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
These days, it's just tough on that. I remember when
I was young and I used to work for a
living on a building site. There was a brickie that
would flop throw half a house brig at you if
you're going too slow.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
We shouldn't have that, I know.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
But a different thing peggot at you. You just go
and you throw it and wake you up.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
You just went, You made emotions. If it hits you
in the back, in the back, which you can't say
that that's a good thing.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
I'm just saying, this is the generation I was raised in.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Now, if I raised my eyebrow to gem Y rye,
we're in an HR and they said, oh please, don't
raise your eyebrow to gem Y.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Right, But some of these things are good. You can't
throw a brick at somebody.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
I agree. I agree.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Because you survived it doesn't make it okay. But there
are ridiculous things you do get in trouble for at work.
There is like Jack's friend who is working at pub
with a road on the board in the staff room.
Management sucks signed Jack and Jack gets called in. Got well,
I can't remember what it was, which one without management?

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Either way, ladies got in trouble for using the word
mate to address the customer.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
So the travel Drummer and I have no beef with
the word mate.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
You said you don't like it when women call you.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
It's an internal thing. It's internal beef. It's not outside beef.
I would never say to a woman, I don't call
me mate. I just got in my mind.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Okay, the travel drump is being for. You won't believe
what I got in trouble for.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Bloody Red TV.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Hello Joe, good morning.

Speaker 13 (31:31):
How are you Jones to the matter, Jun't you get
in trouble for had a combine work in retail. I
had a customer with a two year old that was
just a little active child, nice and healthy. And one
of my colleagues, one of the snowflake generations, said that
kid was really annoying, and I said, that kid wasn't annoying,
it was healthy. I had a cousin assisting Vibross.

Speaker 11 (31:48):
It was in and out of hospital.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
It wasn't great.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
I'd rather have a noisy kid than one that doesn't
make noise at all.

Speaker 3 (31:54):
That's not well.

Speaker 13 (31:55):
One of the other snowflakes at worked that was ten
meters away, took three days off work, and then came
back and made a formal complaint that because she had
announced that she was pregnant, that I made her feel
uncomfortable and unsafe and she was worrying about her unborn child.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
There was going to be signet.

Speaker 13 (32:10):
So I got dragged into HR and spoken to and
I was like, I wasn't even talking to the snowflake.
It was a whole different conversation.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Fake number two. I was talking to Wow, Wow, thank
you Joe.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
You know you can't even talk about stuff like that. Wow.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Hello, Neil, Good morning jonesy amember. How did you get
in trouble? Neil?

Speaker 12 (32:34):
I was out with a group of guys about six
months ago doing an evening sporting session, and why we
were waiting for our instruction. I turned around to the
guys and said, hey, guys, come back over here. This
gentleman's waiting for you. I mistakenly somehow said that, but
I was then corrected by I am not a gentleman,

(32:56):
I am a lady. Oh awkward, And I was just
trying to be polite, yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:02):
Because in these times it's a bit of a mindfeld's
a woman that just looked like man?

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Or was it a man that has become a woman.

Speaker 12 (33:12):
What was the go then, Neil, I wouldn't want to
comment that the group of us were absolutely gobsmack, that
we were just trying to be polite, and yeah, we
certainly got grilled for it.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
If you are a woman and someone says you're a man,
there's no It's like some when the baby, when's the
baby jew?

Speaker 4 (33:28):
And you go what baby? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I know
you're trying to be polite. You may have hurt feelings
along there.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
I remember Jonathan Coleman, God Bless your soul saying he
was in a shop one day with Margot, his wife,
and the shop assistant said hello, ladies, help.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
And he said that she thought we're a lesbian couple.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
You podcast, let's get on there. Jonesy the Man of
Arms for the pub test today, sex robots the Way
of the Future or creepy human replacement? Yeah. Well.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Anita McGregor, who's a forensic psychologist, I do my podcast
Double a Chattery with her, and the topic today is
and there's been some research into how well the length
and breadth of the.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Reality of these sex doles and what's the ethics of it.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
So these new love dolls, sex dolls can be AI infused,
but they are so anatomically real and it's not just
the image you have from the seventies with an inflatable.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Doll, anatomically real with parts that you can interact with.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
And they say that there is some the future AI
is that they can have They can vocalize. I'm wondering
whether that will be a hey, tell me about your
favorite book, or if it's just in the bedroom vocalizations
and can interact with you.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
So you've got to have a chat like this.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
I was thinking about you.

Speaker 14 (34:56):
How are you?

Speaker 1 (34:57):
I'm well, I'm glad.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Well that's right.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
You could program and to have a conversation that when
you come home from work, this compliant creature asks you
how your day was, and that's pretty much all they'll.

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Say, like being back in the fifties.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Well that's that's the that's.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
The complaint side of this, that these eternally youthful, perfect bodies,
submissive women, they say. The company says that we make
them in male form too, but it's the female ones
that are obviously outselling that.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Just give me some pictures goodness me.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
Yeah, and it's all the male fantasy.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
It's enormous breasted women with who who are silent and
hairless and scarless and lifeless apart from the ways you
want them to have that and submissive and there's no
issues of consent. The people saying that this is because
really the point that Anita and I were talking about
was does it matter? Does it matter that in the

(35:47):
privacy of your own home you're indulging in this. How
do you keep the well, they apparently they suggest that
when it arives, this giant wooden crate, you tell people
it's a grandfather clock. Seriously, as you would say, Jonesy
put two hands in a face on this.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
A lot of grandfather clocks in the street.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
The image that you have is someone who lives alone.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
But this apparently also the people who live as a
couples who have these dolls.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Couples.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Yeah, well, sometimes the couples are both part of it,
and sometimes and it's an indulgence of your partners.

Speaker 4 (36:21):
I mean, is that okay? Is it okay?

Speaker 2 (36:23):
And is it all right to form these emotional attachments
to these love dolls? And I asked Anita that and
she said, if you want a healthy society, what you'd
really prefer is that humans are having interactions with humans.
But if this is someone who's not going to leave
the house anyway, is it all right that they do
have some form of connection, some form of happiness and
fulfillment that may come.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
With a doll?

Speaker 1 (36:43):
It says on the ad here, they're like Siri with
a sex drive.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Yeah, what do you think? What do you think?

Speaker 2 (36:50):
I mean, we're not going to stop it happening, but
I'm just wondering where you put this on the radar?

Speaker 3 (36:54):
A VI?

Speaker 4 (36:54):
Isit?

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Let's put this robot sex dolls? Do they pass the
pub test?

Speaker 4 (37:08):
One thing? It's you.

Speaker 12 (37:15):
Here.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
The crowd loves it. They can't walk the streets now.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
It's going off. That is Darryl Braithwaite. Wow, that's his
new song, It's You.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
Over five decades he's had multi platinum releases, he sold
out countless too, as he's been inducted in the Aria
Hall of Fame, and after the success of his twenty
twenty hit Love Songs, he's back with that banger, It's You.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
Darryl High.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Here is hy Amanda James, How are you both? It's
great to see you so good. I saw you recently perform,
and I was lucky.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
To share the stage with you.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Not musically, I'm hoping.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
No, I was just actually I didn't Dell didn't even
want me to do an introduction for him, So it
was a sad part because he had his own intro.
And you don't need me not saying that. No, but
you know your intro. We had an intro instead of
a nice little history, So you don't need me saying
ladies and gentlemen, Dale bravely.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
You don't need that. No, No, you just needed the
and I totally got that. And then someone you're that
early in the night play the horses, and then.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
You said, okay, I'm not going to play it. You've
ruined it for everyone else.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Did you have a tanty?

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Sorry?

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Did you have a little tantrum?

Speaker 3 (38:33):
A little one? No? No, when they yell out say
it some one, you know, can you play the horse?

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Yeah that's it, Yeah, that's right, because everyone knows that's
going to be a finale.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
But actually, what happens if they yield out the horses
first up? And then you played it and you said okay,
see you and you get a short night. We have
done that once? Really? Was that? Then?

Speaker 4 (38:53):
Was that you being surly going okay.

Speaker 7 (38:55):
Surly capricornish and go, okay, we'll show you, we'll plant now,
and then you hope everyone will stay till the end
where we played it again?

Speaker 4 (39:05):
Oh, I see good book.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
I follow you on social media, and I know that
sometimes when you're touring rather than staying in a big
punsy hotel, you can't.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Yeah, yeah, no. I like camping.

Speaker 7 (39:16):
It's I don't know where from, but I go down
Mystery Bay, down South and other places and I just
love getting the tent out and going.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
And I've had people in big caravans go, can't you
afford a camp? Can't you afford a caravan?

Speaker 4 (39:36):
I said, no, So you're not glamping?

Speaker 3 (39:39):
No, no, no, just a little two man tent.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
And do you cook your own food and things.

Speaker 7 (39:44):
Sometimes or get takeaway or eat in the pub?

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Yeah? Yeah, that's great, but you would get that. Do
you feel that you have to live up to it
because you're an icon? But yeah, people might think Daryl's
falling on hard times. Do you have people say here's
some soup and bread?

Speaker 7 (40:02):
I think they I'm sure they must question the fact
or why do you do that when you can possibly
afford caravan?

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Yeah, when they see you in the amenities block or
playing totem tennis or something like that, they must think
there's terrible brain.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
That's ter both just over there. Or they questioned that. Yeah,
they asked you, are you do that?

Speaker 4 (40:23):
And yes, and you own up to it.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
Yeah. I have once or twice said no, I look
like yeah, I look like him. And when things like
social media now there's a real resurgence for you. Do
you find that there was a period there when you
yourself have said on How Show that you had to
get back on the tools and start being a chippy again.
Oh yeah, yeah, No, have you found now that you've

(40:47):
come back, it's full circle? Like I noticed that when
we're at the gig, everyone's got there's down boath way.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
You know, you couldn't walk that that gig without on stage.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
People. He's always pitching a tea. No, it is, it is.
It's a big circle, but it's sort of it's still.

Speaker 7 (41:08):
Still there, you know, which is I sort of wake
up and think, okay, yeah, still doing it.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
You know, seventy five and you think seventy five? Are
you seventy five? When did that happen a couple of
years ago?

Speaker 4 (41:22):
Oh my god, means that you're eighty.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
I thought you were just coming up. I thought you
were coming up to your seventieth. Oh I wish so.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
No, we missed it. It's all.

Speaker 7 (41:30):
It's that that's the thing that you do questions. Sometimes
you think, yeah, okay, I wonder how I'm going to
give up or you know, stop that's the other that's
the thing.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
How I feel the same about my career. I don't
like the idea of not doing it.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
No, no, yeah, but there would come a time maybe
And if you saw me and a mana in a tent,
you know that we follow it on hard times. No, no,
I wouldn't. No, I know that you'd chosen it. We've
taken up the cause of camping.

Speaker 9 (41:56):
Call.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Would you go camping? No?

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Well, actually I don't know.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
And if you went CAMPU Well you go camping with jol,
of course I would.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
He's got a two man tent, only a one person
tense necessarily when I'm with.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
You, Darryl. But you know, as long as we are
amenities Oh yet, no, that's right, Yeah, I not have them.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
But when you set your turn up, how far away
are you from the amenities block?

Speaker 7 (42:21):
Because to keep it within a distance that I can
make at night when you get up, you know you?

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Yeah, could be used to a we outside the tenth though,
don't you. And in a full moon, everyone can see.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
Daryl's full moon.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Really you check and yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
At about three am, you think, no, no, no one's watching. Jesus,
he's got a good stream.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
Jeepus seventy five is going a good stream.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Daryl didn't come here for this, he did not. Let's
hear it again this. I love this song. You've got
such a sweet voice. I just honestly I love it.
It gives me chills.

Speaker 4 (43:03):
This something, It's You.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
The new single It's You is available everywhere right now,
and so is Darryl Raitha coming to a camp. Grandy you, Daryl,
thank you, my pleasure. Nice to be nice to see
it and the best.

Speaker 4 (43:20):
You can put your tend in here anytime.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Okay, I'll bring it in. Okay.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
It might have been an euphemism. I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Sam Sit podcast when.

Speaker 12 (43:31):
God I wanted to get on right now. Crazy now
go to your windows open, stick your head on a
yell hell.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Inspired by Amanda's podcast with Anita McGregor, her bestest friend
in the world, but also a forensic psychologist. Today you're
talking about sex robots w a.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Chattery and yes, the advent of the advancement of the
sex robot or love doll as many people who buy
them like to call them. Does it matter? This is
sort of what we were discussing because they're eternally youthful,
they're hairless. They propagate every woman's nightmare in a way.
Giant Bosom's compliant doesn't talk back.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
But you could order a guy one.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Well that's what they say you can.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
But the vast, vast majority of these assault to men
as women dolls. But if you're doing it in the
privacy of your own home, does it matter? Like these
might be people who it's not going to change that
they're that's not going to stop them socializing the real world.
Maybe they were never going to be those people, and
this is at least bringing them some comfort, some pleasure.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
And is that wrong?

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Where are you supposed to store it? Because if you
put it in a cupboard, that would be I couldn't
put it in a cupboard. I have to put it
because they come with their own little stand.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Well, we assume that people who buy them live alone,
but apparently that's not the case. Necessarily, people are in
real relationships. And someone says, well, I'd like to introduce
you to my friend.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
So you put it an attract suit on the couch. Yeah,
I've got that at home.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
If you've got one that looks like that, good luck
to you that doesn't talk and doesn't age and doesn't
doesn't interact you if you want that. But maybe that's okay.
How do you feel about this? Sex robots? Do they
pass the pub test?

Speaker 13 (45:24):
Look? I think they passed a pub test as long
as you're not taking them outside, you know, like you're
in your own home.

Speaker 12 (45:30):
I think you can do whatever you like. So yeah,
let people do whatever they want their own home past
the pub test.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Me.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
Oh my goodness, this grandmother is getting kept palpitation just
thinking about it.

Speaker 12 (45:41):
I say no because it might get my hubby too excited.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
And it's bloody, creepy and ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
What is the world coming to. No way, that's gross,
No way, absolutely not.

Speaker 12 (45:52):
No, never had that vanity and never will and no
one should.

Speaker 8 (45:56):
I like.

Speaker 9 (45:58):
He like that?

Speaker 3 (45:59):
That all sounds like a robot.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
This is discussed in much bigger detail on double a
Chattery dot com or wherever you get your podcast.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
And if you're ordering one, he's a handy tip. Just
tell your neighbors you ordered a grandfather.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Clock while you're bonging the one and put face.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
On this gem nation you started.

Speaker 6 (46:21):
That, you do it a fancy The moldy bacteria infested
slavers met.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Today's TikTok tucker has been going viral. This is a
drink favored by a famous singer, Dua Lipa.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Here's juip me.

Speaker 14 (46:43):
Em.

Speaker 9 (46:45):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
And this one.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
Scrape.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
I like saying Jewel.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
There's a TikTok I played you.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
You just played Jewel Lipa. That's great.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Do me to talk about the food? Sorry, Well, this
is her favorite drink, so I thought i'd make it
for us because it's a combination of things.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
You think that could be.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Great or it could be terrible. It's called Dua Lips
pickle flavored diet coke. So we start with ice. I've
got our little Mason jars. I've got three of them here.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Did you are these reused Mason jars?

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Or did you go and get more Mason jars?

Speaker 4 (47:23):
I didn't get anything. Is this one got these.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Is that why we had to get into petty cash again.
I just feel that in these Cossi Lives times, he's
still talking Mason.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
That's you've got Perry Mason jars. They're not going anywhere,
so that goes in there. So I put some ice
into our Mason jars.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
I pour in our diet.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Coke, diet cake or can you have coca cola cake?

Speaker 4 (47:45):
You can have whatever you like, but she chooses to
about Mexican coke.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
You can have whatever you like, right, okay, Coca colar
in one, yep, cocy colar in two, Cokey colar in three?

Speaker 3 (47:58):
Right now?

Speaker 4 (47:59):
Actually that one needs another one. I'll open this one up, Brady.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Which is good.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
Sound, Isn't it really.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Shield the desk?

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Matter of feel like to ease?

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Okay, so we've got cocin them. What I add now
is pickle juice. I've got a gar a gar.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
I've got a jar.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
I'm having some kind of a gar jar of pickle juice.
I've used most of the pickles in last week. Remember
we had the pickles with the teller.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
You're reusing stuff. This is great? Is so this is
just the juice are you austraining the pickles? No?

Speaker 4 (48:36):
I was going to pour in a slurp of pickle
juice into each of these. Do you call it a
free paw or some actual pickle?

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Like?

Speaker 4 (48:47):
Then what we do is we throw in a bit
of jalapino juice.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Just the juice, not the alipino.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
I've spilt that jalapino juice goes in, and then what happens.
I garnished the top of that with a couple of
actual jalapenos. I'm going to eat one now to see
you hot?

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Hi? Yeah? These are I don't think I need to
be here.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
They get so hot.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Was there a kalipo?

Speaker 4 (49:19):
Yeah, but I've had klipinos before that aren't like that?
All right?

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Well that's you've had the woe calipinos. They're not hot?

Speaker 4 (49:27):
All right? Here we go.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
What are gonna drink it?

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Would you want to come back to this?

Speaker 4 (49:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Yeah, but I'm just yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, what do
you take a break? You did this to yourself. It's
like when you drag Someone warned me would be that
Mozilla the Christmas barbecue?

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Why would someone warn me how hot they were? All right,
I'm going to put a little and then we're going
to drink and put it.

Speaker 3 (49:55):
We'll do it next podcast. I'm it started.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
What you do you do it?

Speaker 6 (50:03):
There's a fancy to moldy, bacteria infested.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
Slab of meat.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Too much TikTok tacko. We make food from TikTok and
we eat it today Today.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
This is a drink favored by Jewel Lipa his dua.
I really like it.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
I like saying it listening to it.

Speaker 4 (50:26):
Will we like her favorite drink?

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Actually, before we go any further, before I recap the ingredients,
I just have one of these little Jilipinos slices.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Sip it over the desk.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
You take one and give one to Jones.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
You've been winding about how hot it was.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Yeah, I realized, bite into it. I realized it says
on the jar that it's punchy, so it's an extra
hot one.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
My ears are still ringing. You finally it hot. You
like hot stuff, Brendan, That's why I like you.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
Baby.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
Look at Ryan's face. It's really hot.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
It's a matter with you.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Snowflakes.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
Can you snowflake?

Speaker 8 (50:59):
He go?

Speaker 4 (51:00):
You've used the word snowflake and woke today? How old
are you go?

Speaker 2 (51:04):
So what we've done is, I've added some ice to
our little Mason jars here. I've poured in some diet coke.
I've added pickled juice, jalapino juice, and I've garnished it
with some jalapenos. Apparently this is delicious. Ryan, can you
take one of those and pass it to the old
man in the corner milk? And can you take this
one that's for you? When I say three, give it

(51:25):
a bit of a swizzle. When I say three, we're
going to sip I free poured because I don't know
how much she put in one, two.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Three, go.

Speaker 14 (51:36):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Surprisingly it's esty.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
No, I think I put in too much pickle juice.
I like pickles and I like Coca cola. I don't
think of the combination works for me.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
That is very refreshed. Yeah, what about you?

Speaker 10 (51:51):
That sucks?

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Okay, so it's part way team success.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
Yeah, but you like it? Ryan and I the juries
out see what you think. This incredibly detailed recipe will
be on our socials today.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Chin Chin started.

Speaker 6 (52:07):
That you do as a fancy the moldy bacteria infested
slavers meat fall off.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
The result.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Give you get a snippet of Coca cola, then you
get a snippet of pickle juice.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
It doesn't combine for me.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
I think it's good. I have a matter of fact,
I got it now.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Oh there's going to be some terrible dyspepsia coming up
from you.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
But why can't some jewal leaper Ryan or if by
dual leaper do I mean eye cherry? Probably I like
this as well. I'm just going to enjoy my drink
w s FM eagle eye cherry.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
I can't believe it's not jew a leaper.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
Hey feeling after that drink. It's the sort of thing
I've got a bit of heartburn, a bit of acid.
It's the kind of thing you used to clean out
a drain.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Yeah, I feel as with all of the Tucker concoctions,
I always feel a lot worse after eating it.

Speaker 4 (52:59):
Yeah, I was got a pain down through my left eye.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
Am I right?

Speaker 4 (53:05):
He's going to get a lot of people have loved this.
Maybe I overpoured.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
If you watch her TikTok about it, you may get
better idea of the quantities than I.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
I thought it was very zesty. I did enjoy it,
but I think, yeah, I've got a headache. I've got
a bit of a gut ache.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
Yeah, we better put the news on and we better
get out of here.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
All areas.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
We'll get another half hour, I know, but leave this
studio right now.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Alen Zarimas is joining us and also Oaces tickets for you.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Do you want to win the hottest tickets in town?
We're going to give away too after the news.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

Speaker 12 (53:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Maybe oh Aces are coming to town in November. What
about that?

Speaker 4 (53:50):
What about that? Would you like to see them? I
would be desperate to see them.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
People are desperate.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
People are coming up to me in the street. I'm
going to get some Oasis tickets. Can you hook me up?

Speaker 4 (53:59):
You can win some with us today and tomorrow, first
tickets in town.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
What we're going to do is, look, the boys are
known for feuding, aren't they, The Oasis boys, the Gallagher brothers.

Speaker 12 (54:10):
I'm rusted from.

Speaker 3 (54:15):
Shut up and we have feuds.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
And I've been known to have what we call the
b are, the blistering round. Give it to me, Give
it to me, you stupid, stupid.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
Man, the cornby boots.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
So you don't hear the build up, You don't hear
the poking your hope the spider, and then you're shocked
that a spider reacts like a spider.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
I don't remember why.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
You used to lie, because I used to do guess
how old somebody is? Would do the birthday game, and
you'd write them down in the strangest places and chat.

Speaker 4 (54:49):
You would cheat anyway. I don't know, Jim, don't make.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
Me angry about it all over again. I like things
like the rules to be ruled. Jim y Rye is
going to re out a feud.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
Do you have to tell us? Is it Oasis or
is it us?

Speaker 3 (55:03):
Let's put on don't look back at anger please. That's
a directive to you, America.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
Amanda Sham Notion podcast.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
I always said I was a pretty likable person.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
What do I do? The trees? Youself?

Speaker 4 (55:24):
Do you know what exactly what you do? You know
where the bruises are and you just press them.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
Oasis are coming to town.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
The boys like to have a feud, so do we,
although I will say it's a little bit one side.

Speaker 2 (55:36):
That's why we're going to play Jones and Amandas whose
feod is it?

Speaker 4 (55:39):
Anyway?

Speaker 3 (55:40):
On the line a double pass to see Oasis. Emily
is in Georgie's Hall, Emily.

Speaker 4 (55:45):
Emily, how badly do you want to see Oasis? I
would love to see.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Though you're a full blown fan.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
I have been injuring the music for a one time.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
I'm not that biggest sand but it's like one of.

Speaker 5 (56:02):
Those moments you have to be Therefore, that's what I
feel too.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
And that's the thing, Emily, And that's why there's a
bit of jeopardy in this, because you're you're putting your
tickets on the line.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
If you get this wrong, Well, why Rye is going
to read a transcript of a feud that's taken place.
You have to tell us whether there's a feud between
Jones and me or whether it's between Oasis the Gallagher brothers.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
Over to you, Ryan, Okay, here we go.

Speaker 9 (56:26):
I know you think you think I'm being unrealistic and
a winger. It's okay, I'll do it. I won't talk
to you. You've got no empathy for anyone but yourself,
you giant tool.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Is that Oasis or is it Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 12 (56:42):
I'm going to go.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
Join the and Amanda.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
You know what, Emily, You're right, Yes it is, Yes,
it is done at Emily, this is when we had
our underwater.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Fight from Us Underwater Fight. We were and I was,
we're doing this to break the Guinness World Record for
the longest underwater broadcast.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
We had to practice in a pool that was on
top of our office at the time.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Which seems normal.

Speaker 4 (57:06):
We didn't even know we were being recorded because they
were just testing the equipment. And we still managed to
fight under.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
Your complaining about your mask constantly, and you said, look,
just let's play the whole thing.

Speaker 8 (57:18):
It's going to bed.

Speaker 5 (57:24):
I know you think.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
I am being unrealistic and being a winder.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
I won't talk to you.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
You have no empathy for anyone but yourself.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Sure, It's taken me an hour to get into the
wet suit.

Speaker 3 (57:39):
I wasn't happy and you wins to everyone again, Please,
it was being.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Human, Brendan, you don't tolerate humans very well anyway, Emily. Congratulations,
congratulat you're still there, Emily, after our fight, we're still here.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
Great well.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Congratulations to Ticketsasis is coming. They're going to be playing
Acor Stadium November seven, twenty twenty five. Sign up now
for first access at oasisine dot com. Pre Style starts
next Monday, the fourteenth of October.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
We'll have more.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Tickets for you tomorrow. Good on your Emily in the
meat Jams Jam Nation.

Speaker 2 (58:24):
We've got twenty thousand dollars to give away for our
favorite ghoulie of the year.

Speaker 8 (58:28):
What have we got, hi, Jens and Amanda. What gets
my goolies is easy tear packaging. Either way you tear it,
you end up looking like gronk. Get the wrong end h, gronk,
No use opposable terms. H. Get it right, gronk. Smash
now me skittles A to B. That's what gets my goolies.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
Those sweety drinks that you get in a little sash.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
I bring those in this little avalanche hot chocolate drinks.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
I love those things.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
But when you open them sometimes they just rip beautifully
very rarely.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Other times ago, Yeah, there's ripped down the middle, and
then it goes everywhere it does it does.

Speaker 4 (59:05):
What else have we gone, hey, Jonji and Amanda.

Speaker 14 (59:08):
What gets my girlies is when you go to the
shops and people are in the nightclothes, I mean dressing, gown, pajamas, slippers,
the whole outfit. Please go home, get dressed, come out
properly dressed. That's what gets my.

Speaker 7 (59:24):
Girls emails by doing that, Melsby, why you would because
she's spoityra but leisure where it shouldn't been in pajamas.

Speaker 4 (59:33):
That's PJ spice.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
Sleepy spies, they're not the dwarves. They've all got out
of the bath because they're all feeling sleepy and sleepy
got out out with the bad with the good. If
you dip down, you can contact the spy the iHeartRadio app.
It's five to night.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
My favorite plor e mail Facebook friend wins a big
day out package to cables Wake and Aqua Park the
most fun you can have in and on the wall.

Speaker 8 (01:00:00):
You get that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
Jonesy demanded ttail and key ring to boot.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
We're talking earlier about a young girl who got in
trouble for she is it working in retail for calling
someone mate? So the tribal drum was beating for you
won't believe what I.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Got in trouble for Bloody Red TV.

Speaker 4 (01:00:16):
He's Karen from North Paramatta.

Speaker 11 (01:00:18):
I was banned from marketing, so going in and telling
them off. They're spelling mistakes in a newsleader for teachers.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
And when you say banned, what does that mean? I
was total.

Speaker 11 (01:00:28):
I was never to approach marketing ever again. There were
so many misspelling mistakes and we were just getting calls
from teachers regarding it. So I did a Karen and
went to marketing and well I copped.

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
It for that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
No, Karen, you just did yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
Okay, rid At, that's enough. I don't remember the song
you were listening out for today is another day?

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
What i'd say the song we always.

Speaker 4 (01:00:55):
Say the song on Bites the Dust. We played, we
played it early. It's going to again.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
It's going to be played again between now and six
pm if you hear it, and it will be played.
If you hear it thirteen ws FM, you win one
thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
We'll be back from six tonight for jam Nation see
them good te to you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
Well, thank god that's over.

Speaker 12 (01:01:15):
Good bite would bite wipe the two.

Speaker 10 (01:01:20):
You can catch Jonesy and Amanda's podcast on the iHeartRadio
app or wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
Catch up on what you've missed on the free iHeartRadio app.