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April 9, 2025 • 58 mins

Over the past few days, Amanda has been going through her old record collection and a whole wave of memories flooded back. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well it's time for our podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Friendy we go down to the Jones in around her
arms for the pub test. Schools aren't open to the public,
order kids out of school hours and holidays and things
like that because a lot of them have got fencing
around it.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Just stop dish.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Bad kids were demolishing the schools and then asked the taxpayer,
you and me had to pay for it. Well, so
Julia Gillard, she went and put all the fences up
around school And.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Now Chris Min's, the new South Wales premier, is saying,
you know what, we're telling kids to get off their phones,
but in our high density areas, where have they got
to play? He's saying, this is a whole lot of
unused green space that we can access. So how do
you feel about opening schools after hours?

Speaker 4 (00:40):
You brought something very interesting to the table. At first
I purpooed it. I said, oh, that is ridiculous, And then.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
You looked a little more closely.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I thought, well, this is could be plausible.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
It's something about the security detail around King Charles, and
something unusual about their arms and not as in machine
gun arms, they're actual arms.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Hm, you're getting rid of a bunch of records at
your house.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, and my son.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Not your police records, no, or my medical record, your
tax records no, my actual records.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Wondering what to do with them all.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Although regartted de Blanc was one of my favorite.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Well what's that police record? Don't be a tool?

Speaker 5 (01:22):
I have not familiar with that album.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Some of the album covers really kicked me in the heart.
So the tribal drum is going to beat for the
album cover.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Also smart versus dark.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yes, I get to throw darts at Brendan on a Thursday.
It's the highlight of my day.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
I long for the days of unreliable former NRL players
with mystery.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
You winged about that all last year, and now you're
winging about how I picked the footy teams that are
going to win. It involves me throwing a dart at you.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Enjoy the podcast right now.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
That a miracle of recording.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
We have so many requests for them to do it again.
Mistress Amanda and Miss Keller. Amanda doesn't work alone.

Speaker 6 (02:10):
Friend making the tools of the train.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

Speaker 7 (02:17):
The legendary part Jonesy and Amanda, the actress congratulations.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
We are there any right now, Jersey and Amanda, you're
doing a great job.

Speaker 8 (02:30):
Good radio.

Speaker 7 (02:31):
Sorry, but it's a tone tongue twist set an idiot and.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Amanda's shoot Tim, we're on there. Hello, Hello, how are you?

Speaker 3 (02:43):
I'm well?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Can I do a bit of housekeeping? Can you please
put the desk stuff slightly? We've got this new fangled desk.
It goes up and down and you've but it made
it too long. Sorry, I just see a little bit hard.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I like to do the thunderbirds us.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Come on, don't no? We all look like down.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Tom can't reach the panelsus asleep.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
I've been waiting for this day. Down.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
I'm sorry I mentioned it.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Well, we don't use the technology about you.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah, that's great. A bit more down, that'll do.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Thanks, Yeah, there we go.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Thank you. I appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Not a problem of anything for you, friend. I will
do anything for you. I'm happy to help.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Got your seat covers there from Bunnings.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Thank you for that they're here.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
And thank you for giving me cash.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Thank you. You don't have to know not you owe me.
I think it's probably eight dollars.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, okay, and I'm happy to do it. I'll buy
you away one of those punsy coffees. I love that.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
I would love that so much.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
And you know what happened.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
Remember I was saying I fixed the dishwasher at home, myself,
superhuman me.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
The dryer said, okay, my beer, and it died.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Can you fix it? Didn't you get a new one
delivered the other day?

Speaker 4 (03:58):
That's the one, the new ones? So that yeah, the
new way. The dryer died. The dryer died the new driver.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
No, not the new dry The old dryer died. But
I thought it was repaired. I see, but it died.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
You sound like someone's mother. Remember Jeff. We used to
friend Will he died.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
The dry But we go through dryers like nobody's business.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
And my wife, you know, it's beautiful sunshine.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
And I'll give these guys a shout out the appliances
online people.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
You ever use those guys?

Speaker 3 (04:31):
No, but he they're very good.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
They come round to my house.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
I'm a marketingo in sleep and Ellen said they're going
to come around with the new dryer.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah, okay, And I've woken up.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
And they're in the bedroom.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
No, I'm lying in the bed just reading my book.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
And then a bash on the door, like like the
police are at the door and I've a walked own.
Hey fellas, Oh you we got your dry And I said, yeah,
no worries this guy about my size.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
And this other guy who's about.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Eight foot tall comes Jason Momoa kind.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Of comes a big young fellow, big big tall feller,
and he goes, where's your dryer?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Is just there in the laundry.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
They get this dryer, they get the other dryer out.
The other guy gets the cardboard packaging. It was almost
like he's thinking, what I'm thinking, I'm.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Going to do. I have to get rid of stupid
cardboard packaging.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
He folds it up like it's oregonic, takes it away
and then yeah, gets that, gives it to the other guy.
Then the guy goes, you want to put this dryer
at the old dryer on the trolley, and he said no, no,
I'll just carry it, puts it on his shoulder like
it's a cart and a beer. And then when one
hand says signed here and they're gone. I walk into
the laundry dryer perfectly installed. It took literally thirty seconds. Wow,

(05:36):
I was that's very impressive.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
So what it cost me? I don't know. I just
loved it.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Because that's often the ways you can't get rid of stuff.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, someone kinds of no, no, it's not part of
the deal. That's up to you to mate.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Packaging, that's my that's your apartment. I'm afraid, or that
you get the chatty caffy.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
How when you've been here for mate, you're that guy
on the road your pants on. So these guys appliance
is online, use them.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
They're bloody good. Anyway, they would get my goolies though,
I dryer dying us.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Actually, well, this is the thing, twenty thousand dollars. If
you listened to this part of the show, you may
not know that. At the end of the show, we
have goolies every day. Brendan showed he is when he
got up from his snooze. But that's how it works,
you notice.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
So you.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
Complain about anything and you can win twenty thousand dollars
if your favorite goolie.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
All you have to do is download the iHeartRadio app.
It's so easy.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
I go to the little microphone, go to goal one
on one seven, record.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Your gooolie and it's done. You could be winning twenty
thousand dollars. I Match how many dry as you could.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Get for that?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
You do all right?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
You do, all right?

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Action pack show today, Smart versus Dart massage return.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
That's right. For the footy, that's right.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
I pick my footy tips. I throw darts at Brendan Jones.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Sadly, you're winning three to two at the moment. This
is the thing.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Last week I got two out of eight, right smart,
the betting agency's got three out of eight. Overall, there
have been five rounds. I've won three smart of one
two just goes to show.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
You're going to say that I don't know what it does.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
It goes to show, don't rely on the experts, rely
on a fool throwing a dart.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
We have money coming out of our woo wah because
we've got jam narration coming out to your show and Instagram.
But we can't do anything until we do the magnificence.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Set question one, in which sport does love mean zero geration?

Speaker 4 (07:19):
We have the Magnificent seven. There are seven questions. Can
you go all the way and answer all seven questions correctly?
If do that, Amanda will say.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
I'm going to say, would you like to live le
Vida Loca?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
Because we've got tickets to Ricky Martin as part of
our price pack.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Why don't know if I want to live the crazy life,
don't you like?

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Do you want to live the same life?

Speaker 1 (07:37):
I like the same life. Crazy life's just too much
and I know people live crazy lives, and I just.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Think, no, I agree.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
It's like, you know all the TV trope of the
female hot mess.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Just calm down and do your job.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Yeah, Lindsay's in mcquarie.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Park, Hi, Lindsay, Oh are you going?

Speaker 4 (07:55):
That's ow old digs, Lindsay, we used to be in
mcquarie Park. We haven't been back there since we left
North right to come to the hallowed turf of North Sydney.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
How's it going going?

Speaker 9 (08:05):
Really well?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Is there been a pool around mccroarye Park since we left?

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Lindsay?

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Would you like to answer some questions that aren't related
to Jonesy?

Speaker 9 (08:17):
Probably a good idea.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah, which sport not giving us? And which well it
doesn't have to. It's your job to be entertaining, Lindsay.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Linday can bring a bit.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Lindsay's job to give the pizzazz. Just says you want
a slow, normal life, Brendan, and now you can't expect
Lindsay to be the crazy one in question one, in
which sport does love mean zero?

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Tennis Anaheim, California is home to which worldwide destination?

Speaker 3 (08:45):
That's it?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Great spot?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Let's do when Siri sings when austraight in Disneyland, great spot.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
That's a great spot.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
What song, Lindsay is serious singing?

Speaker 10 (08:56):
You're wondering who I am secret secret? I've got to
see scret machine or mannequin, secret secret. I've got a secret.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Oh wow, goodness, that's a tough one, do you know?

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yeah, sorry, Lindsay, no need to apologize.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
Is the life that you like, Lindsey, and give our
regards to McCrary place, to Karen's in Green Valley.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Karen, you're right. Do you want his series singing again?

Speaker 11 (09:26):
Yes?

Speaker 6 (09:26):
Play it is.

Speaker 10 (09:27):
You're wondering who I am secret secret? I've got a
secret machine or mannequin, secret secret. I've got a secret.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
That's hard. What's the song?

Speaker 9 (09:39):
Is it?

Speaker 12 (09:39):
Secret secret?

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Karen Buzzes speaks volumes.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
No, I'm sorry, no, the Buzzer said it.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
All you boy, Tom, this is you. I just think
it's a little bit esoteric. I think you've gone about
get it.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
I would be surprised if we.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Someone's going to have to get it all. We do
this until nine o'clock.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Feel free to put it into Google translat or whatever
you do. Thirteen ninety seven thirty six When Serious Sings?
Which song is? Just one more time?

Speaker 10 (10:07):
Tom, you're wondering who I am? Secret secret? I've got
a secret machine or mannequin, secret secret. I've got a secret.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Please keep it that.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
I give a clue.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Okay, if I said, babe, I'm leaving, Okay, it's not
that same band, is it, Tom?

Speaker 1 (10:25):
It's that same band.

Speaker 3 (10:27):
I don't know if it is it is?

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Okay, Well look if that's no clue, bad luck.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
The same podcast, The Magnificent seven Question three.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Doing when Siries sings?

Speaker 1 (10:40):
When Serious?

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Now? What song is serious singing? Have a listen.

Speaker 10 (10:47):
You're wondering who I am? Secret secret? I've got a
secret machine or mannequin, secret secret. I've got a secret.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
It's one for the enthusiasts, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Series being irritating. Hello, Leslie Shipping Norton, how are you?

Speaker 1 (11:01):
I'm very well?

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Thank you?

Speaker 5 (11:02):
How are you very well?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Joy gave a clue saying, Babe, babe, I'm leaving.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
I love that song, and I realize now that is
the same band. What is the song, Leslie, mister Roboto
by stick Yes, horrible.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Mad.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
When he gets to the hawk, pasa, I'm waiting. There
we go, It's coming.

Speaker 8 (11:31):
I am come on.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Thank you you boy Tom.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
You know what I said, Tom, when you quote that
from Dom Yeah, when you boy Tom started here, I said,
you just keep doing what you do until I tell
you to stop.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Stop stop Lislie, Well gone for guessing that.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
The nineties song Mcaraina is about what you know? This song.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Is an a woman cheating on her boyfriend Vittorino, be
a Spanish grandma entering a breakdancing competition.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Or see it means nothing, It's meaningless.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
It's say it is a Let's get to question five.
True or false.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Pamela Anderson was discovered when she appeared on the big
Jumbo chron screen at a football Game's true it is true?

Speaker 3 (12:23):
She was spotted.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
She was wearing a beer shirt. She was spotted by
the beer company. They used her to promote that, which
led to Playboy, which led to Baywatch.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
I've been on the big screen in a beer ship.
Where where's my deal?

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah? You got thought it was kiss Camon, We're inappropriate.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
I was sitting next to the Prime Minister at the time,
so can I just go with it? Bro?

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Crowd loves it.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Question six for you, Leslie, Jalapeno, haberero and Colorino reaper
are types.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Of what.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Chili peppers? Who is versing? You can tell? A millennial
rote this?

Speaker 4 (12:59):
Who who is versing the dolphins tonight at sun Corpse Stadium.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
Oh I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Oh, yes, you got it, she said, Penrith, And yes,
the Panthers are taking on the dolphin.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Leslie, congratulations, job, good job.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
You give yourself the praise you so richly deserve and
the jam pack.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
You've got it all.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
You got to double past to see Ricky Martin, Ted
Dainty and Ted Live presents Ricky Martin Live Australia twenty
twenty five, a superpast cables and Aqua Park. Penrith the
most fun you can have in and on the water
and Jonesy demanded character cheers, feeder coloring as I've stayed
with the pencils, Leslie, is there anything you'd like to
add to this?

Speaker 5 (13:37):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
That's fabulous, Thanks Leslie, Jonesy and Amanda Podcast hands Brendan
working with slower frigids.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Idiot somewhere prayre hands Brendan, don't you be on his shirt?

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Well, I'm I trying to get you to do that.
You had to hold your hands a certain way.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
She couldn't do it.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
I can't and you couldn't do it. There's a lot
going on.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
There's a snake loose bowel constrictors out there, is anyone?

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Was you do lost in vounce? That's a worthy lost
the trail.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
He's got lots of deadly things. A bowel constrict is
not going to be dead.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
You're going to constrict you. Did you not see Anna Conda?

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:17):
I did on this.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Day in nineteen eighty eight. I'm funding the Jarmanac as well.
By the way, Madonna released the song Who's That Girl?
That's from the movie she start in Who's that Girl?

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Did you ever see that?

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Yeah? I think I did.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
It was no desperately seeking Susan.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
No, that was great.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
This was not so much great.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Away from Madonna's movie career. Great news for Madge fans
and Elton John's. One of the biggest feuds in history
has been resolved. Of Madonna and Elton John have buried
the hatchet.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Yeah, he was on Saturday Night Live.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
She went to see him, and she'd always been really
hurt by what he'd said about how she was a
bad in my mind, she shouldn't be getting her rewards.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, he said this many years ago.

Speaker 13 (15:00):
Madonna best enlive a car since Wana's lips sinking been live,
Sorry about that, but I think everyone who lip sinks
in public on stage when you paid like seventy five
good to see them should be shot.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Yeah, you can hear the nervous laughter of the person
next to Elton.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Elton also called her a fair ground stripper, which begat
a feud with Molly Milton, remember that, and then Elton
was feuding with Molly. The good thing you can't really
see anymore, So you know, you don't know, he doesn't
know who he's future.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
But apparently after said it not live, she went not
pashed it up. They passed it up and she he said,
I'm so sorry, and just hearing those words, it all
melted away.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
That's good. What her face, you say, his face and
his face, they look really good with each other. Just
they have a look at that photo. Awld's Madonna these days?

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
She does it right for a fair ground stripper. Curiously,
what is a fair ground stripper? Is there such a thing?

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Do you go to these?

Speaker 2 (16:04):
It'd be like, well, you know, it'd be like you
know those sides show things where see the fat lady,
see the bearded lady, see the stripping lady. Sometimes she's
all the same, lady, John.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Anyway, you will be able to sleep well tonight knowing
that two multi millionaire musicians are finally friends.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
Again, what's the song again?

Speaker 1 (16:27):
I'll just put on Who's that Girl? From the movie
Who's That Girl?

Speaker 3 (16:32):
It's Thursday, So double a Chattery.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
The podcast that I do with the hands out for that,
it's an interesting one. Today we talk about a woman
called Mel Robins who has a new book out called
Let Them. She's not a psychologist, she's I guess she's
a power speaker. But the psychology of this book really
resonated with me. And in fact, this woman, Mel Robbins,

(16:56):
has a podcast that outrates Joe Rogan. At the moment,
she's number one podcaster in the world. And the idea
of Let Them is that, like she starts the book
by saying she came to the Let Them theory herself.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
She had two daughters who organized their own proms.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Her son when it came his to be his turn,
he said, oh, it's on Friday, and said, oh my god,
we haven't planned anything. And he said, She said, no,
we have to get you a suit, We have to
get you blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
Do you have a day.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
We have to get a corsage. What's going to happen
if you planned a dinner? And he said no, And
she said, well, I've got to take care of this.
How are you going to get a booking on Saturday night?
And it was her daughter who said, look, let him,
let him do it. He's going out in the range,
So don't go let them, let them do it. And
she had to unravel all of that. It's about letting
people have their own path. And if at that point,

(17:45):
say you're fighting with your husband, you brendan fighting with
your husband, and all this stuff is wound up with you, like,
for example, say the way Harley's dealing with what's going
on with him with this terrible illness he's battling at
the moment, he handles it differently to how I'd handle it,
And so I have to think let him. Let them.
This is his life, this is how he's dealing with it.

(18:06):
And the way the analogy she gives, which I really like,
is you come up on a sea saw and you
rise above the roiling emotion of it, so you can
see the bit clearly say let him have that. But
then when you're up the top on the sea saw,
you think, what do I need to get through this?
So the second part of the book is let me,
So let them have their moment and what power they

(18:27):
want to do it? But for me to survive it,
what do I need? And it's so interesting. But Anita
is a forensic psychologist, so here's this pop psychology really
that has changed the world. So many women are getting
tattoos saying let them because women are overmanagers, and this
is how you're learning to untangle it. And but Anita
has some interesting perspectives on it because she said it's

(18:48):
not always that or that. Sometimes it's a shared problem
and how do you tackle that together? Because she's done
a lot of couples counseling and things like that. So anyway,
in this week's podcast, we discuss the let them, discuss
mel Robins, why people, what people are getting from it
and from Anita's perspective, the stuff that didn't resonate for
her in that book. It's the number one best seller.

(19:09):
As I said, her podcast is the number one podcast
in the world, next to Double A Chattery.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
This is great.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
This is what you know. I've used it with us, Brendan.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
If we are having moments on things, I think I
am going to ride the seesaw up. Let Brendan have
his moment, and I think for me to not be
angry at what's happened, how do I express myself because
what do I want to get from it?

Speaker 4 (19:29):
It's a bit like when I play with the desk
when you know, just hear me out, like I'm right
raising the desk.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
See, let them just breathe, just let them. What do
I want to get from this? I want to hit
you on the head with a hammer.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
What are you getting? You're getting comfort?

Speaker 2 (19:46):
No, See, what I need from this is to say, well,
you've had your moment. Now let's be grown up and
get on with the show so we all get what
we need.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
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You'll find it there too.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
It's accorded to Jonesy Nation.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
Let's get on down to the Jonesy demand arms for
the pub test.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Opening schools are for hours? Does it passed the pub test?
You might remember the Julia Gillard government.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
A few years ago when she was in power for
giant fences around schools that look pretty much like prison
fences to combat vandalism. At the time, us the taxpayer,
we're paying a fortune for vandalism and schools. And then
now the Men's government has said, you know what, we
should open up the schools so the kids have got
somewhere to play out of school hours.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Well, we're taking away all their mobile phones, etcetera, saying
be more active, but where can they go and be that?
And also with more high density living as the Premier
Chris Mins has said that this is a significant amount
of green space that the public have been locked out
of for many years. Sometimes the schools allow their ovals
to be used during term time, but not in public holidays.

(20:58):
I can't be used outside of the term break or
maybe only during school holidays. Either way, he's saying, let's
make them available for kids.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
I grew up next.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
To our school oval and that was our playground. That
we were always on the school oval and wandering through
the school grounds and is mucking up.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
It was a great time.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
My school used to have a bunch of like new
ash felt put down, so we'd ride our skateboards there.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
And I remember one of the brothers.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Of the school he walks past because they lived at
the school, and he said, don't you guys get.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Enough of this place.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
It's the weekend, But brav these skateboard It was perfect.
But we didn't think about setting the school on fire
or doing anything dreadful.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
No rite our skateboards.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Well that's the flip side, isn't it is that as
you say, break and enters, trespass, vandalism incidents.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Do you know much mate, we've saved?

Speaker 4 (21:44):
To put the fences up was very expensive and I
remember at the time how much people complained about what
these fences have cost. But the cost of vandalism was
outweighing what the costs of the fences were.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
But what about the cost now we look at the
social cost of kids having nowhere to go?

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah, what do you know?

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Where to play? No door space?

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Opening schools after hours, does this pass the pub test.

Speaker 14 (22:05):
Jem, damnation, you had doo your pants for cash?

Speaker 3 (22:10):
I've had nothing.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
Hello there we wake up this morning. The snake hasn't
been found. It was reported on the news last night.

Speaker 14 (22:20):
This red tail bowl constrictor was last seen here slithering
down the pavement at the boat ramp here beneath the
tom Uglies Bridge. Now where this snake is now is
a mystery, and that is cause for concern considering the
snake is native to Brazil and that poses a threat
to Australia's biosecurity. Now, typically these snakes are not aggressive.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
They are in fact quoite.

Speaker 14 (22:43):
Docile, but they do have that ability to constrict, which
can be deadly for small animals. They can also swim.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
So where this thing is tonight, I send it back
to Brazil.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
So it's obviously someone's pet.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, who could have come from a zoo, a private.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Zoo, private zoo, someone which Sylvania with their private.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Zoo, their private you know those places around there.

Speaker 4 (23:09):
Yeah, there's all sorts of dudes just hanging around.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
So, I mean, we have a lot of deadly snakes
in Australia, but that one seems to capture our imagination
because it's going to kill small animals. What about what
about the brown snakes that kill us? And yet this
one makes the news.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
Hello of Taipan. Hello best.

Speaker 4 (23:31):
I know Se and Fraser missed this, but we've got
our minister for snakes.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
What are you going to do with this snake? Minister?
Enough is enough. I have had it with this mon snake.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Okay, just round the thing up. Get Peter done on
the case.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
He'll send it back Anyway'll keep you posted.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Please do.

Speaker 15 (23:56):
Podcast God, I want now crazy your windows, your head
on a yell?

Speaker 4 (24:08):
Now opening schools after hours? Does it pass the pub test?
Implemented under the Julia Gillard's watch a few years ago,
they build these ginormous fences because schools were just getting
burned down all the time.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Remember every week a school had burned oa.

Speaker 2 (24:25):
There was breaking into a trespass, vandalism incidents. They put
these big fences up. Chris Min's, the new South Wales Premier,
has said, this is a significant amount of green space
that the public have been locked out of and we're
telling kids to get off their mobile phones and to
go outside and play.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
But with our high.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Density living, where are those spaces their school?

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Where did the children play.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
As Cat Stephen said, but when we were kids, I
used to love going up to the school on the
skateboard because they had brand new ash Felt and we'd
ride around there.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
But we wouldn't go and wreck the place. We wouldn't
set it on fire.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
I once lent a bubbler running by accident that year,
which I felt guilty.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
I remember seeing it on the news.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
And you know I might have yeah of that anyway, Yeah,
but I'll be.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Live near the school over and that was our entire
sort of hangout zone. That was a time opening schools
after hours. Does it pass the pub test?

Speaker 9 (25:13):
No, it doesn't.

Speaker 12 (25:14):
I work in a school and if kids came and
play and there's no supervision, if someone gets hurt, the
parents will be up in arms because there's no one
out the supervising their kids.

Speaker 8 (25:24):
Though it doesn't.

Speaker 12 (25:25):
I actually work.

Speaker 8 (25:26):
At a school on what they call it GA. I
do all the maintenance and looking after the school. And
they have a thing called share My Zone, which the
school's open through the school breaks and the kids come
in they rip things out answer and that they destroy things.

Speaker 9 (25:43):
It's not a good idea. It ends up costing the
schools a.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Lot of money.

Speaker 12 (25:47):
No, I don't think so. Counsels now do a lot
of work for parks in their area, So why invite
vandaloo from into the school when the kids can go
to the parks? And how do you change their mobile
phone usage? Anyway they're doing it.

Speaker 16 (26:04):
It passes a pub test because it's an excellent use
of free space, out of hours and handle correctly. You
can offer employment to someone for the care of those areas,
and it will mean that there's an opportunity also for
the community to maybe grow that little bit closer together
rather than brought themselves apart.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
Well, there you go.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
It's interesting.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Most people are saying no, but they sound like they're
not the kids who are looking for somewhere to go
and play.

Speaker 4 (26:31):
And there's nothing better than running a skateboard on freshly
laid ashfelt.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Or maybe witsa men. Where else can you do your
handprints these days?

Speaker 1 (26:39):
You had a lot of stuff back in the seventies.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
I wanted to show you some footage, Brendan. I saw
this last night and I'm fascinated. It's King Charles on
a walk about. He's in Italy at the moment, celebrating
his twentieth wedding anniversary with Camilla had he married twenty years.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Wow, what a story.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
But this isn't that, this isn't their recent trip, but
his walk around the streets and he's got a security
detail behind him.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Have a look.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
I'm going to show you.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
They look like you could take those guys pretty easily.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
They don't look like American beefy secured. But this is
the English, you know. The police aren't armed. It's that
kind of thing. And speaking of armed and armed, have
a look at the hands and the arms of the
security guard, who's just a middle aged man standing right
behind him.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
I'm looking on the screen.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
So Charles is walking through. The man behind him, his
security detail, who just looks like he's his accountant, is
walking along behind him, and he has his fingers his
arms in front of him and he's holding his fingers together.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Yeah, he's like at the ready, I'm imagining what happens.
Someone you know, Johnny Terrorist comes out, gives him some
flowers and then old mate just goes with his hands,
but his hands are.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
More closely because I think either one or both of
the arms is fake. That's what someone else is saying.
Here has King Charles security guard got fake arms.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
The right arm.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
They're saying, here, maybe look how the right arm looks weird.
He doesn't move his hands. The ones the other security
details have occasionally have their hands like that, but move
them around a bit. His arms and hands do not move.
Have a look the one that's right.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Behind him, I'm watching and the other guy's got it too.

Speaker 17 (28:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
But the other one, yeah, but the one behind him,
the one who's right at his back, the one there doesn't.
This person is saying the right arm is fake and
will be on a weapon inside the coat.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Ah decoy ah.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
Maybe terrorist thinks Okay, here's my time, and he's singing
made here and then bang, Jason stathens.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Him he's got three arms and throws everyone and Ralph
Harris comes out, hold my beer, and all.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
The kids run away.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Well, someone here who is one of the world's specialists
encounter terrorism, et cetera. Et cetera, said that he says
that decoy arms are not used for the royal family.
He said that while the tactic might be used in
the US, it wouldn't be employed by the guards in
the UK. But then they say here, that's exactly what
they want you to think.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
You know, whenever I get my young son to do
any labor around the house, he's got decoy arms on
the painted on I've.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Got another story is this.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
This is a story from a zoo in Rotterdam, where
if you want to look at the gorilla, they hand
you glasses that have eyes painted on them that point
away in the same direction that woo so you can
see straight through.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
So you're doing side eye.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
You're doing side eye as designed to prevent direct eye
contact with the gorillas to reduce the stress and aggression.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
In the animals. There was an incident there a number
of years ago.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
This woman used to visit the gorilla constantly, and because
it made eye contact with her, she thought we're friends.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Then it tried to attack her.

Speaker 1 (29:59):
Didn't she see gorillas in the mist.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
These eye contact.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Prolonged eye contact is perceived as a threat or a
challenge to gorillas. So these glasses obscure the wearer's eyes
from the gorilla's view and allow for a safer and
more comfortable observation.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Classes look like have a look.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Everyone looks slightly deranged, but that way they can look
happily at the gorilla. I like to wear them id
look at Prince Child.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
The fake arms a fake.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
I've got a bottle of wine every moment inside my coat,
and you wear the big guger ones. Look if you
need information Sydney Sweeny.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Anyway, I google it so you don't have to thank you.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
I like it.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Jonesie and Amanda.

Speaker 18 (30:49):
Amanda Killer narrates the groundbreaking new series Airborne seven Friday
on ten.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
That's all well and good. See your jay dog.

Speaker 6 (31:00):
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Speaker 2 (31:01):
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Speaker 3 (31:05):
Now an adult.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
He has just a few hours to find a mate
and reproduce fire us.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
Wow mus.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
Then where's her belly full? She invites him, wow, giving
him one?

Speaker 1 (31:24):
I deserve one.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Come on, you've.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Taken away the rich tapestry of life and replaced it
with a lightweight traveling round.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
How did the Hamburger win Australian idol?

Speaker 3 (31:32):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (31:33):
And the kid Hamburger I should be in Australia ended
me in next year.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
I think you're injuring yourself as we speak.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
We are giving you the chance to win one thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
To win, you need to correctly guess what song Amanda
is narrating with jam narration gets the right title to
the song, and you will win the cash.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Jai is in Richmond.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Hello, Ji, here you go, Gray, Well, all right, here
we go. This is a song, but I'm going to
give you the first line. See if you can gets
it from here? Go Tom, play the nature noises behind me.
Once I get you up there where the air is rarefied,
we'll just glide starry eyed.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Once I get you up there, I'll be.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Holding you so near you may hear all angels cheer
because we're together.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Well, oh, well done.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
What's the song?

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Do you know?

Speaker 3 (32:24):
John?

Speaker 2 (32:26):
I'm thinking without me, No, without me, it's not eminem
Yeah right, if that's what you're thinking.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
Oh sorry, Joe.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Steve, I've got another paragraph to add. Are you ready
to receive?

Speaker 16 (32:40):
I am ready.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Here we go, Steve Weatherwise, it's such a lovely day.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Just say the words and we'll beat the birds down
to Acapulco Bay.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
Steve, do you know the song?

Speaker 9 (32:54):
I do know the song, and I've got a tear
in my eye, but I'll just give you the song first.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Is it?

Speaker 9 (33:00):
Come fly with me? Frank?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Yes, b with me, Let's fly, Let's fly away, Let's go.

Speaker 9 (33:10):
Can I tell you a story just quickly.

Speaker 16 (33:13):
My my dad passed away last week and we had
his funeral last Wednesday, and he was a massive Frank
sinatrophane and I think he sent it down to me
this morning.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Oh you are you're.

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Making us all woll Steve.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Oh yeah, you've made us all go. I'm sorry for
your loss, but what a lovely thing is.

Speaker 9 (33:39):
And then you got my wife next to me.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Good, thank you, condolences from us. Congratulat well, congratulations and condolences. Wow,
thank you, Steve.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
Thanks to Airborne managed you show Prime Prime Time seven
thirty on Friday today night.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
We'll play again tomorrow and we're thinking of you, Steve.
What a lovely winners.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
We just had jam narration and I know that the
big part of it is the intro that I record
for that, but also the story we got from Steve
just then having to pass.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
Yeah, the song was I quoted the lyrics to a song.
The song was come Fly with Me, Fly.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
With Me, Let's Fly, Let's Fly Away.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Steve knew that it was that song. Yeah, and well
here's his story.

Speaker 9 (34:33):
Well, I tell you a story just quickly.

Speaker 16 (34:36):
My dad passed away last week and we had his
funeral last Wednesday, and he was a massive Frank Sinatra fan.

Speaker 9 (34:43):
And I think he said it down to me this morning.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
That's such a great Steve told our producers on the
phone that he's sitting in the car with his wife.
He's never called the radio station before and he was
just compelled to do it. And that's the first time
he's been able to shad it to since his dad's funeral.
That he felt that I unlocked something. But if that
was a message from his dad.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Oh, you know, and a condolence's mate, your dad Mink
passed away last week and if you're.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Sharing that with us and our thoughts are with you.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Podcast.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Oh this is a bit where I read I just
was dancing around. I gets so excited.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Let the man do the DJ bits.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
It's round six of the NRL this year. We're experimenting
with who's a better tipper, the experts or the universe.
The experts have knowledge, they have information, They've got all
of that.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
But I just throw darts at Jonesy.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
This neck guard thing is stupid.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
You have to I'm not throwing a dart at you.
On Shanecks Coves. We're calling it smart versus dart Lund.
Last week, Smart got three out of eight, Dark got
two out of eight.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
But the current score out of the last five rounds,
I'm winning three two.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Did you want to go to show start?

Speaker 3 (35:57):
No, you just when you get in position, because.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
We heard the person.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
We're starting with Dolphins versus the Panthers.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
The experts have picked the dolphins. Let's see what's going
to cover yourself? A bitter.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
I'm just going to go straight from your chest. Oh
I got it in the chest. Oh no, I missed.
That's okay, yay, bull dye for the Panirate for the Panthers.
Dragons versus the Titans. The experts have said, dragons. Let's
see what this dragon has to do. Oh sorry, right
in the face. Oh sorry, in your stomach. Okay, I'm

(36:39):
glad you've got some padding.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
That one.

Speaker 2 (36:41):
I think it's that hit the dragons. Broncos and the roosters. Well,
the experts are the experts.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Have picked the broncos. I've picked your face again.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Okay, now don't come too close. No, they hit the roosters,
all right. Sharks and sea eagles. The experts have said, sharks.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Let's see what Okay, shark, next.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
One rabbit O's and the Cowboys. The Cowboys have been
picked for this round. Cowboys was picked by me as well.
The Reels and the Raiders.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
The Raiders. Move them around, so it's not so did
that hit a raider? I think it hit a raider.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
The next one the storms Storm and the Warriors Storm
have been picked by the experts. Don't inflame me move
them a little bit because you Okay.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
That hit a warrior. And the next one is Knights
and the Tigers.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
The last round, let's see that they predicted that the
Knights will win.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
Growing my box has slipped down.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Okay, that makes two of us. Move them around a
little bit. That was no one.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Let me get one more. Oh sorry, that went for
your forehead. Move them around a bit and with one more,
throw one more he a tiger. Oh thank god, that's
over all right. Well, Brendan, are you still alive?

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Man?

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Look coming here on the floor. That didn't go anywhere.
Thank you, You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
We will let you know what happens over the weekend.

Speaker 18 (38:15):
Jam Dacious Amanda Killer narrates the groundbreaking new series Airborne
seven thirty Friday on ten.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
What's Free More instance.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
And Amanda's you have gone into Attenborough territory as well.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Now you get your own promo on Channel ten.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Look at me, look at me?

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Go as I say on Fatnbrog, the female Attinborough offers
you want me to narrate anything?

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Want me to narrate you going up to the shop,
So I'll do it.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Yeah, I'll be all right. Yeah, you can follow me
out and just rate me.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
That would be a show where you do a collab,
you and me together at last in a show.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
What do you think?

Speaker 1 (38:53):
This is?

Speaker 4 (38:54):
Ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You can pass
if you don't know an answer. You will come to
that question of time permits. You get all the questions
right one thousand dollars and.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
You can make it two thousand dollars by answering one
bonus question.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
But it's double or not.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Susan's in Beaumont Hills.

Speaker 12 (39:09):
All I Susan, good morning. How are you very well?

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Let's see what we can do for you. Ten question
sixty seconds. Say pass if you're not sure, because we
might have another crack at it.

Speaker 3 (39:18):
Okay, sure, Susan, good luck because here we go.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
He comes Question number one, what day of the week
is good Friday Friday? Question two What comes next? Abc D?
Question three? What animal is on our twenty cent coin?

Speaker 14 (39:35):
Hush?

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Question four? Almonds and cashews are types of what n
question four? Question five?

Speaker 3 (39:42):
True or false?

Speaker 2 (39:42):
Alpha is the first letter of the Greek alphabet true?

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Question six? What color does red and blue make? Purple?

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Question seven? What's the capital city of Singapore?

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Hush question eight? Who sings? Don't stand so close to me?

Speaker 9 (40:02):
Pass?

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Question nine?

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Which cheese is traditionally used on top of pasta?

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Parmazon?

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Question ten? In chess, which piece has the most freedom
to move?

Speaker 1 (40:15):
Queen king can only do one spot at a time.
The queen's the queen.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Do you know what animals on our twenty cent coin?
If you went back, Yes, it is, and it's almost
like a trick question. But the capital city of Singapore is?
Yes it is, and you do know I'm sure who
sings don't stand so close to me?

Speaker 1 (40:39):
No, that's no.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
The police, the police or sting We would accepted, My.

Speaker 12 (40:44):
Husband would know that.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
Oh, Susan, thank you for playing.

Speaker 12 (40:48):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
The same good news though Susan tomorrow is a five grand.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Friday, it's not great news for Susan.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Well, it's a moot point for Susan because you can
enter because you did today, but tomorrow you so you
went through today, you would be risking four thousand dollars,
five thousand dollars all told, for five thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Tomorrow is on the line. Thanks Susan, tell your husband tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
That's the spirit Susan.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Shit podcast.

Speaker 1 (41:18):
So you're not putting first traps on your Instagram.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
No, we're clearing out some space in our garage. And
it's hard at our age to work out what you
keep and what you get rid of. You know, I'm
in my sixties, hardly's older than I am.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
What the hell do we do with all our stuff?

Speaker 2 (41:34):
And even though your records not medical records, police records,
but your actual albums are such an incredible link to
your past, I can't. I don't want to keep hold
of all of them. So I had a box of
them and Liam went through the records. You got, Well,
Liam loves buying vinyl and it's now one hundred dollars
to buy a record, can you believe that? So he

(41:56):
went through and selected a couple of them. I put them,
and the ones he's selet elected was some of my
absolute favorites.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road right cover Jesus Christ Superstar.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah, the cover wasn't great. It was system.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
But it's not so much the cover, it's the story.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
The album itself.

Speaker 10 (42:12):
Well.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
But I remember holding it and reading every word that
was written inside.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
You knew who the producers were. You poured over every
photograph that was part of the album.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
War of the World's Remember Jewels, what's his name? Jeff
Wayne's musical version of what was the cover? I was
great at the Martian blowing up the ship, you know,
the martianing.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
The martianing Martian was the lush picture of the cover.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
Yeah, it was on the cover.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
It was great, and you'd read all the No one
would have believed at the last part of them, you know,
all that junk.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
All that junk, Well, this is the thing.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Kiss unmasked, Kiss.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Mass what was then without makeup on?

Speaker 1 (42:47):
No, they took their masks off. It was a cartoon.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
They took their mass off, and that was actually their faces.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
It wasn't until some years later when they did lick
it up. They took their masks off and everyone put
them back on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that was a
great cover.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Remember Captain Fantastic in the Brown Dirt Cowboy?

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Great one?

Speaker 4 (43:05):
Okay, what about Cissy Quatro microphone sweat on the face
or what about the pros and cons of hitch hiking
Roger Waters?

Speaker 2 (43:13):
No, I never had that von, But so many people
responded to this saying that their kids are also going
through their vinyl but seeing these covers. They were talking
about what their record cover moments were, because there's a
giant kick in the heart to see this imagery again.
And someone said he loved the thrill of going to
brashes and buying the latest album when I got paid
for my part time job at half case?

Speaker 1 (43:34):
What was half face?

Speaker 4 (43:35):
That was a place you could only buy a dozen
of stuff?

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Really, It's true, like bottles of wine or something.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
Was it six?

Speaker 4 (43:43):
Yeah, you go to somewhere and you go to half
case and you get like a and you can only
get half a case of it?

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Right A clap?

Speaker 3 (43:53):
What about this one?

Speaker 2 (43:53):
Someone said, Yellow Brick Road was the first album I
ever bought in seventy two.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
It cost me twelve dollars. I had it on layby
for five weeks.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
And I still have the record cover speaks volumes.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Do you remember spinal tap in the spinal tap for
their movie for their new album, Smell of the Clove.
Remember that brew about batting the record.

Speaker 19 (44:14):
Listen.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
They don't like the cover.

Speaker 6 (44:16):
They don't like that.

Speaker 11 (44:18):
They find it very offensive and very sexistensive. You've put
a greased naked woman on all fours with a dog
collar around her neck and a leash and a man's
arm extended out up to here, holding on to the
leash and pushing a black glove in her face to

(44:39):
sniff it.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
You don't find that offensive.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
You don't find that sex.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Sexus nineteen eighty two.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
That's right, nineteen eighty two. Get out of the sixties.

Speaker 11 (44:46):
We don't have this mentality anymore.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
You should have seen the cover they wanted to do.
And that's that's the thing. Because you look at like
the record cover top of your mind.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
You say to someone like you, boy, Tom record cover,
what pops ready to your mind?

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Breakfast in America, Supertramp, great cover.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Yeah it was the waitress plates.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
And she's done like the Statue of Liberty.

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. What about Beatles Abby Road?

Speaker 2 (45:09):
I mean, these album covers just kiss me, sear it
into your memory.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Because there were so many conspiracy theories.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
About you know, someone didn't have shoes on.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
The fifth Beatle was a Volkswagen Beetle, but the number
plate was twenty eight if and a lot of people
thought that Paul McCartney had died and he would have
been twenty eight if he had not gone right nut
jobs anyway, and then they found out the guy. They
tried to get rid of the Volkswagen, but the guy
had gone on a bus trip to Australia. You know,
you go around Australia and a bus, so he's gone
for six weeks, so they couldn't move the car.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
That was the true story.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
What does it tell you when you have this reaction
to a record?

Speaker 1 (45:46):
So that's it, it's just the tribal drum will be
for this.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
The record, the record? What was the record?

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Yeah, yeah, it's not about what's in.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
The cover, the record cover and what makes you feel.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
The tribal dramas beating for the record cover. What's wrong
with being sexy? I mean there's a long set.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
I put a picture on my Instagram of some of
the albums that my son is taking from our collection.
We're trying to do a bit of a clean out
and just seeing the record covers gave me such a
kick in the heart.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Goodbye Olympic Road.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
You know what I've got meat life, bat out of
hell Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
Motorbike Wow, like a battering ram on a super black
fanom bike.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Did you have Rodriguez like I did?

Speaker 1 (46:31):
Yeas has joined us?

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Yeahs you hate going great?

Speaker 3 (46:36):
What do you think of when we say the record cover?

Speaker 9 (46:40):
You remember the Midnight four three two one?

Speaker 1 (46:44):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (46:46):
The Barcode?

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (46:48):
Yeah, how big a part of our idea of the
Barcode now?

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Yeah, the bark hap and the oils and the and
the name of the album was written in the barcade. Yeah,
it was kind of subtle. And the oils because they
had Red Cell in the sunset as well, which was
a post apocalyptic world where the Harbor Bridge in ruins
and Sydney and ruins like it is now.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Thank you, Yas.

Speaker 1 (47:10):
That's a great one.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
Laney, Hi, Laney. What's the album cover for you?

Speaker 17 (47:15):
The album comes for me now, I don't encourage this nowadays?
Is Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon album cover.
I see that album cover and I go back to
my seventies days when I would take Lsdudy I don't
encourage this now, but that would I would look at that,

(47:37):
and that would take me back to the seventies.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
And when you're off your face, would you just look
at it for hours on end.

Speaker 17 (47:44):
I look at it, and I've actually got the cover
on my wall in my study as a poster with
a few other album covers, and I can look at
and I think, jeez, what was I thinking much?

Speaker 1 (47:59):
I had the prison in the light going through there
it is there you go, thank you album?

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Hello Carled what's the record cover that does it for you?

Speaker 20 (48:09):
Yeah, James Man, And look, my story takes me back
to the seventies as well. I was seven years old
going shopping with mum at Liverpool and the record store
in the corner had these four guys dressed up in
outrageous uniforms with makeup and I'm referring to the band
Kiss and they were advertising the album Love Gun. And
I just looked at that and went, wow band and yeah,

(48:32):
that was the album that actually got me introduced to Kiss.
And here I am, nearly decades later, still a great fan.
So yeah, Kiss, Love Gun, that was.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
The album that blew your mind. That was the covered band, but.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
The cover was so good because it had the boys
and then were all these girls at their feet in
kiss makeup and buzzomy sexy girls.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Well, that's that's when you know, don't you, Carla? You
just go there. That's what I'm about.

Speaker 20 (49:00):
That's it, exactly right. And here I am in the
fifties and still a Kiss fan.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Still knowing what it's about. Jonesy and Amanda.

Speaker 4 (49:10):
Podcast, Amanda and Jonesy.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
You staying school and learned school?

Speaker 4 (49:17):
That's yeah, okay, the tribal dramas beating for the record cover?

Speaker 1 (49:24):
What's wrong with being sexy? I mean, there's no saying.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
So evocative, so important to a certain part of your life,
and just seeing the artwork again can just absolutely take
you back.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Yeah, Kiss Unmasked. I've just been looking at Kiss Love Gun.
What about that?

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Look all it is They've got their own faces, but
with bosoms as if they're the women at their feet.

Speaker 1 (49:46):
That's it. Get rid of the middleman or woman, as
the case may be.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Hello Evan, good morning, how are you, Amanda? What was
the record cover?

Speaker 1 (49:57):
For me?

Speaker 6 (49:57):
It's a strange one.

Speaker 9 (49:58):
That's a rival the helicopter.

Speaker 19 (50:03):
Yeah, so for me as a kid when I got
that album sort of just brought up Oh wow, you know,
being in a helicopter is in this amazing sort of thing.
But also abba was the very first concert I ever
went to at the Sydney Showgrounds at moor Park.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
And now if you went into a helicopter and you
squished it like the four of them were. And also
what was on there in the back of the car
and they're all in their glamorous furs and things or
was that the helicopter one they're all.

Speaker 19 (50:30):
In their I think that was the inside that was
the inside solo of the helicopter, because they were because
they'd gotten from the helicopter into the car.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
And they've been cashed. They'd be well cashed up by
them as well.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Getting an uber Yeah, tapping on of the bus. Thank you, Evan.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Ash just joined us.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Hi Ash, what's the record for you? What's the cover?

Speaker 14 (50:51):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (50:51):
Guys, so nice to chat with you. So I've got
a bit of a time capsule story. I used to
live in Melbourne and I rented this a really old
apartment there and I heard some knocking one morning in
the ceiling. Decided to go and explore and I found
a whole bunch of records covered in dust, some dock
Martins and old hair dryer from one of those old

(51:12):
ones that had a shower cap and someone One of
the records was the Rolling Stones first press, one of
the vinyls, and it was nineteen sixty four with the
Stones on the front wearing suits and it even had
the photo folded up inside of it too. Yeah, and

(51:34):
it was pretty cool. So I did play them. They
all worked, and then because I was a unique student
at the time, I ended up selling it a few
years later for quite a bit of money.

Speaker 12 (51:42):
Actually, what did you get for it?

Speaker 5 (51:43):
But I got about three hundred I think I could
have got more if I held on to it.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
And I didn't have the original photo inside on the
original photo that I took for the album inside.

Speaker 5 (51:53):
Yeah, yeah, it was inside folded up. It wasn't in
great conditions, but it was really really cool experience. It
was definitely sparked this huge lot of vinyl.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
I had to ask you, what was the noise inside
the roof?

Speaker 5 (52:09):
Probably a rash, right, So that person was.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Still living up there, just checking there was Mick Jagger
living in my ceiling cavity.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
Because the Rolling Stones, I had sticky fingers with the Zippra.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
I remember that one.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
And then people were complaining because the zipper was scratching
the records, so the record company had to reissue it.

Speaker 3 (52:26):
And then that one became a collector.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
But that one that Ash is talking about, I might google.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Interesting that is worth Halloween. What's a record album that
does it for you?

Speaker 6 (52:37):
Good morning James and Amanda Jose. You might remember woolth
and carrying Barren. The Kingsway had a little saw called
Wolveris Variety. Yes, back in the late seventies, I was
a seventeen year old and I was talking and they
had a record collection in the front and going through
and I found this album Classic Diamond. Oh, this is

(52:58):
great Neil Diamond. Everything I was looking for, this is anyway.
I boarded, rushed home and put it on and there
was no Neil Diamond there at all? Where's he singing?
And then because I've got the album back out and
that look and it says the hits of Neil Diamond
played by the London Philharmonical.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
Yeah, it's my dad buying me the Beatles. And it
was Pinky and Perky singing the songs, singing pigs, singing,
chip Monkey, pigs got us.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
A beauty ian.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
You've got to look at the cover.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
You've got to read the cover.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Thank you for it.

Speaker 2 (53:33):
I've loved this trip down our emotional memory lane.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Okay, that was an album too.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
Podcast and we were just talking about the record cover
and ash rang Us before she had the Rolling Stones
first press album. This is their debut album back in
nineteen sixty four. She found in the roosts bace of
a house sild for three hundred bucks. It's now worth
two thousand and seven and one dollars.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Don't tell her that, but I think you've done a
right at it.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
You don't what time waste is coming around there looking
at the album? What about Rip Snorter or Ripper seventy six?
Because Ripper had the butt cheek, rip Snorter had a
pig's head? Which would you prefer? I spent a long
time looking at that, Butchet, I'm sure you go. How
they got to write Darryl braithway down the bottom of
the cheek. You had to admire the writing.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Skills of the person that was doing it and the
patients of the model. So many people, though, have said
that they can't bear to part with their records and
we're all at the age where where you're thinking, do
you hold onto this stuff or do you let it go?

Speaker 3 (54:32):
And I know that.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
Decluttering experts would say you get the same kick from
a photograph of it than you do of the actual
album itself. But lots of people saying, don't get rid
of them. But oh what a quandary.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Yeah, but records take up no space, no space. You've
got an anvil collection, No, but.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
I'm keeping that.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Unless it's the record of anvil.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
I'm keeping all my heavy anvils.

Speaker 10 (54:57):
No.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
But at some point, do I how I haven't looked
at these for decades?

Speaker 1 (55:03):
How much space do they take? Was it a milk
crate's worth?

Speaker 3 (55:05):
About four milk crates worth?

Speaker 1 (55:06):
Give them to me, I'll put them in. I've got
plenty of space, no place.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
But then what's the part. I'm not going to look
at them in my house around and look at them
in your house. We'll live in your roof cavity and
go through them all.

Speaker 1 (55:19):
Like a modern day and Frank is living in a
roof yeah with a nice wren.

Speaker 8 (55:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:26):
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Speaker 2 (55:37):
Thanks to Miselle, Stocks and Gravies, we have twenty thousand
dollars to give to our favorite ghoulie of the year.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
What have we got today?

Speaker 15 (55:44):
Those people who think the best way to take butter
out of the container is to grab a knife and
put it at a ninety degree angle and take a
big chunk straight out of the middle. How hard is
it to grab a knife and put it at a
forty five degree angle and either spread from left to right,
right to left.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
I think it's still perfect in the container.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
It's very free, it is very precise. It's like how
you get the toothpaste out your squeezer at the top
or an even pusher.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
I'm an even pusher.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
And what did you do this with the butter? Do
you make it flat all the way?

Speaker 1 (56:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Yeah, like the ad I like to scrape around the
sides and make a big Well.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
What else have we got?

Speaker 7 (56:20):
People in offices can determine what construction workers were on
a site. We have to wear long pants, long sleeves, glasses, gloves,
hard hat and on a forty degree day, I would
like to see these guys get out and do painting
in that attire.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
It's just crazy.

Speaker 3 (56:36):
It's awful litigation, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (56:40):
Answer and stuff like that. If you're on a building site. Yeah,
but you know this is the world we live in.

Speaker 1 (56:46):
The suits are making.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
All the decision form that you have to wear in
here that merch that you choose to wear.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
I chose to wear this myself about with the good.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
If you dip downhoad the iet radio app and record
your gulie it is seven to nine.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
I favor call the email or Facebook friend.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
When's the family pass of the Sydney Royalis to show
Jones did a made a showbag and tickets to ride
the Dodge Jams. This Easter show opens tomorrow, April eleven
to twenty two.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
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Speaker 1 (57:18):
Jones demand t towel coming your way as well.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
This week we've been giving away the chance twenty thousand
dollars playing jam narration thanks to Airborne TV show on
Friday night.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
This is your star turn as a narrator.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Of course, I narrated the lyrics this morning to come
fly with Me the Frank Sinatra song.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Steve from Harrington Park guested, but it was what he
shared with us after that brought a tear to our eye.

Speaker 9 (57:40):
Yeah, and I tell you a story just quickly.

Speaker 16 (57:43):
My dad passed away last week and we had his
funeral last Wednesday. And he was a massive Frank Sinatra fan,
and I think he said that down to me this morning, Steve.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Steve said he'd never called a radio radio station before,
and he was he felt compelled to do it. He
felt his dad was talking to him so emotional, beautiful,
giving him one.

Speaker 3 (58:07):
Oh, Brendon, right at you. Two, that's enough. On one
point seven.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
Famous five continues with Rob Duckworth, bon Jovi, Madonna, Robbie Williams,
John Farnmon, pink On.

Speaker 3 (58:17):
Listen out because when we play them, we'll pay you.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Catching, isn't it from six to night for jam Nation?

Speaker 3 (58:25):
Good?

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Then?

Speaker 7 (58:27):
Well, thank god, that's overde good bite wipe You.

Speaker 2 (58:34):
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