🎯 Jonesy & Amanda Choose This Week's Footy Tips Using DARTS!

How many can we get right this week?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here, more Gold one on one point
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app and Amanda jam Nation. Well, it's Round seventeen of
the NRL. We're experimenting. We're also live on Instagram Instagram
Live if you want to come and see what do
it live? You want to see what's going on. We're

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experimenting with who's a better tipper, the universe or the experts.
The experts we know who they are. The universe is
me throwing darts at Brendan Jones, who's patted up in
his protective gear holding balloons. Of the teams, I know
who's a better dart? Well, everybody, you know how old
are you? You sound about three? Put your visor down or

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I'll throw it in your face. Anyway, this is what
we're doing. I'm going to throw darts at Brendan Jones.
He is holding balloons with the various teams names. He's
covered in his protective gear. All right, let's start. Last look,
I'm winning so far for the year, I've won pretty much,
so let's see who we've got this week. Round seventeen
Panthers versus Bulldogs. Bulldogs have been predicted to win. Let's

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see what we've got here. Bounced off. They're bouncing off.
Oh that one got you in the face. What's going on?
I'm hitting them? Oh my god, no one landed in

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your neck? Support. Okay, that's the Bulldogs. Next one, Sea
Eagles and the Tigers. Who's going to win? Here? That
is the Tigers. The next one the Knights and the Raiders.
They're predicting that the Raiders are going to win. Let's see.
Oh wow, that is a Raider. Let's see what the

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next one is. We have got the Broncos and the Warriors.
The Broncos have been tipped. That one bounced off, That
one went nowhere, That one got you hit the crotch. Sorry,
what a small target to hear. All right, you're making

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me rush and I'm not good when I'm rushing. Here
just sinda thank you for those or here we go.
Here we go. They're bouncing off. You can see them
bounce off. Here's some more. I need some more, quick, quick,
give me some more. Give me some more. I'll shut
your neck because I'm going to get you again in
the neck. Here we go, you ready, Warriors in the Broncos,

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they don't seem to be very sharp. That one went
in your face. This is a problem. They're bouncing off
all right. They hit a warrior. The next one is
the next one is who we got here? Dragons and eels.
Let's see what we get here. Out of the way,
just cinda, Oh my god, quick, quick, quick, no, oh, Brendan,

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I'm gonna throw this at your face. This is South's
and the dolphins. I think who's been picked. The dolphins
have been picked. Oh, the storm and the sharks. Here
we go. Who's going to get this one? I'm hitting

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the balloons. You can see. I'm actually hitting the balloons.
You can see that. Thank you. You can get a
petty cash for more darts. Okay, that's the sharks. I've
picked the sharks. One more Titans and the cowboys. Come on,
give me some darts here, give me some darts. Thank you.

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We do need sharper darts. Here we go, out of
the way. That one's lodged in your chest. That one
hit a cow It's broken the balloon, but it didn't
smash it. Okay, that's a cowboy. All my tips and
every week you get filled with angst. But let me
just say my tips are beating the experts, so all

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those tips will be up on our socials today. It's extraordinary.
He is getting worse. It's it's winning, it's picking the
best winners. Yeah, but look how close you are. Come
back from here, stand where I am and throw it
into that one. Yeah, I hate a smart ass. Throw
it at anyone you like. Brendan Oh. I almost swore,

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I don't know what the problem is. I cannot do it.
It's just it's so easy. I hate you, I hate
you anyway. Anyway, he was showing them very aggressively at

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a dart that was one foot away from him, just
so you know, you know, I've picked more winners than
you have in your lifetime.