🔪 Men Named Simon Are More Likely To Be Murderers!

"Be careful at Christmas..."

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
He said, I know something fear, and I'm pretty sure
your twins doubles even some stuff movis just ask.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Him for facts.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Australians called Simon are four times as likely to be
murderers than those named Mike.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Really, yeah, that secret Simon.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
But the secret Simon.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
What was his name?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Simon the Pimont.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
Let me taste your word? Yeah, how does it go
after that?

Speaker 6 (00:37):
I'm going to mince you up and put you in
the pies.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
He's a murderer. But do you know how many Mikes?

Speaker 6 (00:45):
Do you know?

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Because if they're four times more likely to be murderers
than those.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
Named Mike, Simon Mullatt was one.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
I don't know any murder.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
It's called Simon.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Simon the unibom No do you know any sign?

Speaker 5 (01:00):
And my cousin Simon.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:03):
Be careful at Christmas.

Speaker 7 (01:05):
That's all I'm saying to you. I'm going to give
you that big bag of lime for Christmas. I should
go out in the back, be careful.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Oh shovel, thank that's great catch.

Speaker 7 (01:25):
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