🍺 PUB TEST: How Do You Feel About Valentine's Day?

Does Valentine's Day pass the pub test?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
And Amanda jam well, today is Valentine's Day as we
head into the Jonesy and Amanda arms so for the
pub test and the recent studies showed that seventy eight
percent of Australian women prefer being accepted as they truly
are being seen and being loved unconditionally by their partners,
rather than this one day of gesture were pulling a face.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
On the other hand, men, they just need to be
told what to do. So you have one day and
you get the cars.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
As you said, it's like the horse's birthday and the.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Horses birthday, I'll take you for a run.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
You said earlier that you bought Helen a card if
you propped it up next to some flowers you already
had by the bedside, so the cleaners would think you
bought the flowers.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Say gee, he's a mister Romance.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Let's charge him more. Look at those nice flowers.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
And that's what that's what it comes down to. But
it's better than no card at all. And Helen will
even say, don't waste your time with a card, and
I said, well, imagine the day when I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Give you a card.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
I know the women are saying the gesture means nothing.
A daily a hollow gesture. You've doubled double down on
the hollow gesture by putting a card of flowers to
impress the cleaners.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
So the flowers already there, prop the card on the
the cleaners will come in. Do you see what's happening here?

Speaker 3 (01:20):
It's the worst gesture.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
But imagine you're in the officeasing the wrong people and
a big bunch of flowers shows up.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Oh it's lovely, isn't that core lovely?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
And at the very minimum, if someone a girl gets
a card, at least she says, well, my guy got
me a card. At the very least, it's better than
the girl that gets nothing. Poor old Jenny Losers sitting
in the corner crying into her into.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Like crying into a sock.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Some people here have said, look, it's it's the only
day we get. Let's just go for it anyway. So
how do you feel Valentine's days are past the pub test? Now?

Speaker 5 (01:56):
It doesn't pass the pub test. Every woman loves a
little bit of romance in their lives, but it doesn't
need to be singled out on one day.

Speaker 6 (02:05):
I do like it's sometimes active for this great rubbish
just American nonsense, no relevance to us. I feel it's
okay if.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
It's our first, first love.

Speaker 6 (02:15):
I think it's overrated. It's my time Thursday, so that
supersedes everything else, and he's alone for this day. We
celebrate him, and my husband and I look at each
other and say Happy Valentine's David. It's all about my son.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
I'm probably one of the odd lines.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
I happy believing with Alentine's Day because I think that
guy love my wife every day and do something.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Special for her every day.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
I massaged my wife's seek every night.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
I love my wife.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Okay, you're married, and you don't see that on a
all my card anytime.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Why if she gets tired of the foot massage every night,
I wish.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
You'd just buy me some flowers once a year and
be done with it. Thank you for me, of course,