May 11, 2025 • 4 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You boy, TOMSIBB.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
New boy, it's me that's like five months. These tariffs
aren't just going to affect the movie business here, it'll
also stop the pipeline of US stars living here. Years ago,
Amanda used to be a part of the Matrix well,
living upstairs from actress carry Anne Moss, who at the
time was going out with Matrix co star Keanu Reeves.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Sean was a newborn baby. Carry Anne Moss from the
Matrix was living downstairs and she was having night shoots
all kinds of things. I was so anxious that I
had a crying baby, and I kept looking out to
see if Keanu would ever drop in. I went up
to visit my mum and dad with my newborn baby
and Harley phone and said, listen to this, and he
put the phone out the window and I heard happy birthday,
(00:41):
dear Kianu birthday part of him in the backyard.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
And where are you Brisbane with your son, with your
mom son and my mom and my dad.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Rocker Ian Moss has declared no phones at his shows,
just experience the live performance and not through a smartphone lines.
This brought back memories from great concerts past.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Guns and rasores when they came to Australia in twenty fifteen.
I managed to get a seat right up the front,
like standing right up the front near the stage, and
my brother and I are there and we're just you know, we're.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Just enjoying the show.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
And then we hear the start of Riffrath by Ac Disit,
and I said, and.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
My Bras's going down the front to sketch you jo.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
My brother says to me. He says, man, that's a
really good rendition of Riffrath. That sounds just like Angus Young.
And I said, because it is Effie Angus Young right
in front of us, playing with guns and roses, not
any school uniform.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
It was a mufty day.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Jonesy has become the subject of a feminist website, getting
over half a million views, all because of this discussion
about Kale.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
It's a hunt. Were the biggest buyers of kale not
to eat. They used it to decorate their salad bars.
It was garnished because it's so stiff and green, right,
it was just a garnish.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Fast forward exactly one month.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Did you know, fun fact, Kale was just meant to
be as a decoration.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
You don't know where you heard that fun fact on
this very show when I told you that, thank you
Tom for appreciating my life.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Where did you say that?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, what did you say?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I said exactly that you don't listen to a word
I say.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Then it kind of snowballed from there, with Kiwi comic
Guy Montgomery also dropping this mind blowing in for.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Hey, can I also say I came across on the
I was just reading the news this morning before.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
The you know, we go on the call, and I
came across as fascinating tin bit of trivia.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Now do you know that the.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Vegetable kale is original used as dressing?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
It wasn't even meant to be eaten the way we
eat it now?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Is it pizza? Where are you.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Getting this from?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Guy?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
You are fascinating?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I'm blown why. Fellow comedian Ursula Carlson was also on,
not about kale, but her mum, who has early onset dementia,
which normally is not funny, but this story about her
painting classes.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
At art classkers. Every art class they all drink the
paintwater because when they walk in, they each get a
cup of milo in a cup of water to clean
their brushes, and every week I try and tell the
lady Helen who runs it. I'm like, Helen, you got
to mix it up a bit vibes. I give them,
give them a little ice cream tub for them to
clean their brushes. Don't give them another cupta. It looks
like the other cover. And once she dipped the brush
(03:15):
in three times, you don't know which is minelan, which
is the paint water.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
That's what mushroom woman did with the mushroom meals.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
She had different plates, so there's no confusion.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Don't put the paint.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Water in you and every would be fascinating.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
And so every week I say to mom, don't drink
the paint water. And then she loves and when she
comes out, I can see the paint pat Did you
drink it? She goes, I did, and I tried not to.
And aren't all smells like my life? Because she just
then she panics, so she dips that.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Brush and everything, and forget about who the new pope is,
what's he going to wear? There's two outfitters out there
fighting for the papal business. But hold the phone. Another
habit dasher has entered the fight.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
How do they know what size the new pope will be.
They don't, so they hedge their bets with three options large, medium, Small.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
It's a bit more complicated than that.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Whatever else the Pope needs, these two have it covered. Hats, robes,
even new start the tussle of the tailor's. It's almost
a metaphor for the conclave itself. Does the church stick
with tradition or try something new?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Try something new?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
And I've heard they're going to try something new with
these guys.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Guys I have everything like essentral polos and teas.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Do you think they'll go high visual fleecy?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
You say fleecy in Italian?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Ah, Felicaey.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
This has been new boy Tom's jibber jabber
You boy, TOMSIBB.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
New boy, it's me that's like five months. These tariffs
aren't just going to affect the movie business here, it'll
also stop the pipeline of US stars living here. Years ago,
Amanda used to be a part of the Matrix well,
living upstairs from actress carry Anne Moss, who at the
time was going out with Matrix co star Keanu Reeves.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Sean was a newborn baby. Carry Anne Moss from the
Matrix was living downstairs and she was having night shoots
all kinds of things. I was so anxious that I
had a crying baby, and I kept looking out to
see if Keanu would ever drop in. I went up
to visit my mum and dad with my newborn baby
and Harley phone and said, listen to this, and he
put the phone out the window and I heard happy birthday,
(00:41):
dear Kianu birthday part of him in the backyard.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
And where are you Brisbane with your son, with your
mom son and my mom and my dad.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Rocker Ian Moss has declared no phones at his shows,
just experience the live performance and not through a smartphone lines.
This brought back memories from great concerts past.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Guns and rasores when they came to Australia in twenty fifteen.
I managed to get a seat right up the front,
like standing right up the front near the stage, and
my brother and I are there and we're just you know, we're.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Just enjoying the show.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
And then we hear the start of Riffrath by Ac Disit,
and I said, and.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
My Bras's going down the front to sketch you jo.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
My brother says to me. He says, man, that's a
really good rendition of Riffrath. That sounds just like Angus Young.
And I said, because it is Effie Angus Young right
in front of us, playing with guns and roses, not
any school uniform.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
It was a mufty day.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Jonesy has become the subject of a feminist website, getting
over half a million views, all because of this discussion
about Kale.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
It's a hunt. Were the biggest buyers of kale not
to eat. They used it to decorate their salad bars.
It was garnished because it's so stiff and green, right,
it was just a garnish.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Fast forward exactly one month.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Did you know, fun fact, Kale was just meant to
be as a decoration.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
You don't know where you heard that fun fact on
this very show when I told you that, thank you
Tom for appreciating my life.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Where did you say that?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, what did you say?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I said exactly that you don't listen to a word
I say.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Then it kind of snowballed from there, with Kiwi comic
Guy Montgomery also dropping this mind blowing in for.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Hey, can I also say I came across on the
I was just reading the news this morning before.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
The you know, we go on the call, and I
came across as fascinating tin bit of trivia.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Now do you know that the.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Vegetable kale is original used as dressing?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
It wasn't even meant to be eaten the way we
eat it now?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Is it pizza? Where are you.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Getting this from?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Guy?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
You are fascinating?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I'm blown why. Fellow comedian Ursula Carlson was also on,
not about kale, but her mum, who has early onset dementia,
which normally is not funny, but this story about her
painting classes.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
At art classkers. Every art class they all drink the
paintwater because when they walk in, they each get a
cup of milo in a cup of water to clean
their brushes, and every week I try and tell the
lady Helen who runs it. I'm like, Helen, you got
to mix it up a bit vibes. I give them,
give them a little ice cream tub for them to
clean their brushes. Don't give them another cupta. It looks
like the other cover. And once she dipped the brush
(03:15):
in three times, you don't know which is minelan, which
is the paint water.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
That's what mushroom woman did with the mushroom meals.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
She had different plates, so there's no confusion.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Don't put the paint.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Water in you and every would be fascinating.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
And so every week I say to mom, don't drink
the paint water. And then she loves and when she
comes out, I can see the paint pat Did you
drink it? She goes, I did, and I tried not to.
And aren't all smells like my life? Because she just
then she panics, so she dips that.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Brush and everything, and forget about who the new pope is,
what's he going to wear? There's two outfitters out there
fighting for the papal business. But hold the phone. Another
habit dasher has entered the fight.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
How do they know what size the new pope will be.
They don't, so they hedge their bets with three options large, medium, Small.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
It's a bit more complicated than that.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Whatever else the Pope needs, these two have it covered. Hats, robes,
even new start the tussle of the tailor's. It's almost
a metaphor for the conclave itself. Does the church stick
with tradition or try something new?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Try something new?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
And I've heard they're going to try something new with
these guys.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Guys I have everything like essentral polos and teas.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Do you think they'll go high visual fleecy?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
You say fleecy in Italian?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Ah, Felicaey.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
This has been new boy Tom's jibber jabber
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