March 29, 2023 • 3 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jersey and Amanda gam Nation. The best and worst toilet
paper has been revealed in the Toilet Paper Awards.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I'm imagining the worst would be that stuff you get
at school and in public toilets where it's in a
square box and it's like the stuff you wrap sandwiches in.
It's so greasy and non absorbent.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You get the metal the metal box that comes in.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's pretty much just slides up me back.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, that didn't get a mention.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Really, there's something worse than that.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Well, do you want to know the winner?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Let us leave?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I think I'll let us leave. It be all right.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Actually, in the old days, you know, they used to
use a sponge on a stick and things.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
In Roman times. That's what they used to do. The
top score. The winner is Quilton King size Gold.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
When they say king size, the sheets aren't bigger, but
the roles are bigger. Is that what that?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I mean? I'm too sure about that. I've never used
the king size Gold. I like Quilton, don't get me
wrong about that, but I don't don't go the King
sized gold. I feel that their normal one is fine
by me.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I noticed that when the boys are at home, we
go through so much more toilet paper. Funnily enough, Yeah, yeah,
I'm constantly changing the roles. I'm the only one that
seems to do it obviously. Yeah, I'm always the one
and I get there and there's one tiny sheet left,
and you know, come on, come on, come on, what
game is this?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Every single time this best budget toilet paper, it goes
to Audi Confidence three ply extra soft. That's what you want,
your confidence in your toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
You want to hear the worst confidence.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, the worst performer is the OO Bamboo Bamboo. It
was expensive and took over twenty minutes to break up.
It got zero percent in their disintegration test, which is
bad for our sewicistem. I've worked in the sewer system.
I've seen this firsthand, and what happens with toilet paper
it breaks down. Everything breaks down in the sewer. So
(02:03):
when you're in the particularly when you work in there.
I had many breakdowns. But when you're in there you
see it all. It's just like a brown water that
comes past.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Toilet paper in it.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, but it's still formed. No, No, it's all broken down.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It just it's all liquefied by then. Yeah, even the paper.
Imagine working for the people who did the testing.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Those wipe things, the wet wives.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yes, don't use those to cause those giant fat burgers
under the city. Because you know, one day was this
like Choice magazine or something.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I'm not too sure where the information came from.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Imagine that one day you're just testing cars. You're just
you're testing yeah chairs, and they say, okay, Sharon, test
this toy.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Sharon, I know you had the test last week. Take
now you've got the duney paper. But since the Great pandemic,
I now buy my toilet paper. Remember that time when
people were hoarding toilet paper. It just seems so odd now,
but I now buy my toilet paper from my local
service station because at the time you couldn't get toilet
(03:06):
paper anyway. And I remember one time filling up my
motorbike and there was a big thirty pack of Quilton
Loves Your bar Man.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Why did you get at home?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I just strapped it on the back of my bike.
Look like I was in Vietnam. You know, when you
see those guys in Vietnam with this.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Intrigues me because you and I have been at the
shopping center together before, and you're like a little school
boy you snigger if someone walks past.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
That was years ago, Old Jones. You remember that time you.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Won boasts about wrapping it up visually on your bike.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It was just different times. Remember that time we're at
the shopping center and that old bloke it had a
trolley full of toilet paper, And I nudged you and
I said, what does he know that we don't.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I think he knows his bowels.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I think he just had a lot of toilet state,
the old bloke. So but these days now I don't
care where I get my toilet paper. But I do
get it from a service station because it's always there,
readily available.
Jersey and Amanda gam Nation. The best and worst toilet
paper has been revealed in the Toilet Paper Awards.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I'm imagining the worst would be that stuff you get
at school and in public toilets where it's in a
square box and it's like the stuff you wrap sandwiches in.
It's so greasy and non absorbent.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
You get the metal the metal box that comes in.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It's pretty much just slides up me back.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, that didn't get a mention.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Really, there's something worse than that.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Well, do you want to know the winner?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Let us leave?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I think I'll let us leave. It be all right.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Actually, in the old days, you know, they used to
use a sponge on a stick and things.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
In Roman times. That's what they used to do. The
top score. The winner is Quilton King size Gold.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
When they say king size, the sheets aren't bigger, but
the roles are bigger. Is that what that?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I mean? I'm too sure about that. I've never used
the king size Gold. I like Quilton, don't get me
wrong about that, but I don't don't go the King
sized gold. I feel that their normal one is fine
by me.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I noticed that when the boys are at home, we
go through so much more toilet paper. Funnily enough, Yeah, yeah,
I'm constantly changing the roles. I'm the only one that
seems to do it obviously. Yeah, I'm always the one
and I get there and there's one tiny sheet left,
and you know, come on, come on, come on, what
game is this?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Every single time this best budget toilet paper, it goes
to Audi Confidence three ply extra soft. That's what you want,
your confidence in your toilet paper.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
You want to hear the worst confidence.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, the worst performer is the OO Bamboo Bamboo. It
was expensive and took over twenty minutes to break up.
It got zero percent in their disintegration test, which is
bad for our sewicistem. I've worked in the sewer system.
I've seen this firsthand, and what happens with toilet paper
it breaks down. Everything breaks down in the sewer. So
(02:03):
when you're in the particularly when you work in there.
I had many breakdowns. But when you're in there you
see it all. It's just like a brown water that
comes past.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Toilet paper in it.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, but it's still formed. No, No, it's all broken down.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
It just it's all liquefied by then. Yeah, even the paper.
Imagine working for the people who did the testing.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Those wipe things, the wet wives.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yes, don't use those to cause those giant fat burgers
under the city. Because you know, one day was this
like Choice magazine or something.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I'm not too sure where the information came from.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Imagine that one day you're just testing cars. You're just
you're testing yeah chairs, and they say, okay, Sharon, test
this toy.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Sharon, I know you had the test last week. Take
now you've got the duney paper. But since the Great pandemic,
I now buy my toilet paper. Remember that time when
people were hoarding toilet paper. It just seems so odd now,
but I now buy my toilet paper from my local
service station because at the time you couldn't get toilet
(03:06):
paper anyway. And I remember one time filling up my
motorbike and there was a big thirty pack of Quilton
Loves Your bar Man.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Why did you get at home?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
I just strapped it on the back of my bike.
Look like I was in Vietnam. You know, when you
see those guys in Vietnam with this.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Intrigues me because you and I have been at the
shopping center together before, and you're like a little school
boy you snigger if someone walks past.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
That was years ago, Old Jones. You remember that time you.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Won boasts about wrapping it up visually on your bike.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It was just different times. Remember that time we're at
the shopping center and that old bloke it had a
trolley full of toilet paper, And I nudged you and
I said, what does he know that we don't.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I think he knows his bowels.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
I think he just had a lot of toilet state,
the old bloke. So but these days now I don't
care where I get my toilet paper. But I do
get it from a service station because it's always there,
readily available.
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