The unconstitutinal Snag

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bunnings DAGs money.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
They're typically beef or pork and chicken sausages. They're often
considered to be flavorless or a cheap alternative. Now, a
Bunning shopper has been left fuming after receiving an UnAustralian
snag from the nation's favorite sausages all provide that would
be Bunnings and sending Ossies into a frenzy after it
was revealed a Bunnings shop received a chicken sausage one

(00:23):
of the hardware stores famous sausages.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
How dare they? It's a crime money, you know.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
When I saw this, I understand why she's upset. But
then I thought, oh, maybe they should have Maybe they
should offer two varieties. Maybe they should go no, he's
I don't every now and then mind a chicken sausage.
I don't know if I want it from Bunnings, but
I know the kids A big fan of a chicken sausage.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
So maybe if you could, you could have white.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Kids wouldn't chicken sausages. I don't like chicken sausages. It's
beef or pork for me.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Well, I don't normally have a sausage anyway. If you're
going to have a sausage, add Bunnings, it's got to
be well be football.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Well some are saying it's unconstitutional and the clip's gone viral.
Missus Richter has filmed herself in her car after the incident,
using the popular sound bite that was rude.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Here it is have listen, fact was rude.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
That was pretty rude.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
That's her in the car with her chicken sausage. She
didn't say it anymore, tell her it.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Was a chicken sausage, or they just put it on
the bread.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
They put on the bread. That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
It's a sneaky move of not telling her. Oh, by
the way, Karen Susan, whatever your name is, here's a
chicken sausage.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Well. Some of the comments they went straight up Mary, like,
this is an outrage, this is against the Geneva convention.
How did they she might be entitled to some compensation.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Trump even weighed in what they're.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Doing clearly out the front, what's happened?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
What happened? Who's doing chicken bangers? Call the police?

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Another echoed yes, there was a lot of vomiting emotions. Yes,
some did say wasn't that bad?

Speaker 4 (02:10):
Police?

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Some said I want one. I wouldn't mind the option
any one anyway. That's what's happening with the that's the sausages.
We want to know what else is unconstitutional? You know
it oussy things? Yeah, Trice is in marbur A, Tricia,
are you.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Going, hey, guys, that is pretty wrong. Would you be
upset if you got the chicken sausage?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah? No, you go to Bunnings for your beef sausage.
It's not Yeah, you don't want anything else.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
But you know the other thing is wrong is that
many in board shorts. Where's all the dts are?

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Now?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Where are they? The budget underneath the board?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Wrong?

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, it's an ousy thing. We need to have them
more details.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Right. A lot of men would be arguing against that. Look,
I don't mind them. I don't mind them smugglers every
now and then.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Around the film.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I was in Surf Life Saving.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
I was a nipper, of course you were, well. I
was just thinking.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
I remember when my son was doing water polo and
they all had to wear the budge smugglers.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Yeah, they had their they weren't impressed, but they had
to wear.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Them with you.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Actually, I think I think it's unconstitutional to wear board shorts,
swimming when you should be wearing your budgey smugglers.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
What else is unconstitutional?

Speaker 4 (03:25):
Sock with sandals.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Oh, that's a thing, especially with the kids of the
Birkenstocks and who wears them with song thongs. I've seen
people wear these full toe thing socks, you know, they
put them over their toes and wear them.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Now, I do sometimes if I've got like now it's
win to write. If I've had my boots on with
and I've got my socks. If I've got to run outside,
I'll put my thongs on with my songs because I
call over that call over, it doesn't work.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Some socks aren't very good for putting the thongs on.
I with you, the socks that I wear, I've got.
I can't run out to the backyard in my thongbs
and socks. And because you're right.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Straight over on you on your face?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
What about the sausage day you into the chicken sausages?

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Is that I'm Constituto has been to a bunny and
I had a vacant variety.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Oh that worse.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Like Mac is doing Beef McNugget smarting, actually agusting.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
It's unconstitutional.