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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast show Max and Ali in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Ali to you and everyone else who celebrates. Can I
just say Happy Global hand Washing Day on the fifteenth
of OO time from me and the Food Safety Information
Counsel to all of you everyone celebrates.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Can we get like a badge for that? Or I mean,
what do you get for somebody who has everything? Happy
International Handwashing Date?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I know we need Like you guys all wearing white
shirts today, obviously white being the international color of hand washing.
I don't know. I'm sure they've got a color. I'm
sure they've got ribbons. But that's why we're talking about it,
say untouched because there are some stats that have come
along with this that have come out from the Food
Safety Information Council of Australia. One that has caught my
(00:52):
eye and I would love your opinion on it. The
headlining of this little status that blokes need to do
a little bit better when washing their hands. Eighty percent
of women versus eighty three percent, eighty percent of men
versus eighty three percent of women will always wash their
hands after going to the toilet. So there's twenty percent
of men who go to the toilet and don't wash
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their hands afterwards. What is your first reaction? Five of you?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, one in five of you are not washing your hands?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
This guy?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
For real?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
This guy right here?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Are you you the one in five? Do you not
wash your hands?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Can I throw something else out there? Ali? I reckon this.
That's wrong because I would be shocked if eighty percent
of blokes would wash their hands after going to the toilet.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
But Max, you're so pretty.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
But Ali, here's the thing, Right, if I go to
the bathroom, I'm just talking about doing wieze here. Obviously
you need to wash your hands if you do anything
else in there. But if you go there into the
bathroom to do a WII as a bloke, all you
have to do is unzip a fly which should be clean,
because how you're getting your fly dirty, pull down some
jocks which have just been sitting on sar and then
(02:01):
touch a piece of skin for like twenty seconds that
no one should have probably not been anywhere that day
before you've touched it. And then you go.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
That's not Listen. Any time you get your hands anywhere
near little Max and then come near me, I want
them thoroughly washed. Thanks very much.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well, I'll tell you where what are we twenty months
into this job together? Alie, and it ain't only child
go out.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
To back to school Fridays and shake hands with children.
Are you telling me that you are not washing your hands?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Are you telling me that those children are washing their
hands because they ain't and they have much worse piss
control than I do.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I know that we expected of a child. You're a
fully grown human man. You are responsible for your own banking,
you paid taxes, you vote. You should be washing your hands, mate.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I wash my hands when I have deemed that they
need to be washed. I have on some splashback or
something like that. And then, of course you also wash
your hands when you're in a public bathroom and someone
else walks in, because you don't want to be the
guy that walks out without washing your hands, and you
just want everyone to realize, oh, yeah, he's washing his hands.
It's commonly if any bloke goes into a public bathroom
sees another bloke, they will both wash their hands. If
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they walk out of the public bathroom by themselves, they
ate any hands being washed. I'm telling you eighty percent
is wrong.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I'm sorry, I mean I started laughing at International hand
washing day. I am here to campaign that should be
every week until you buggers work out when to wash?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Can I finish off? Ally? Do you wash your hands
every single time you go to a weed in the toilet?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Not?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I knew it. I knew it one of us.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I'm putting it out on thirteen one O two three.
Who's the bigger? Yeah? Is it Max? It's definitely Max.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
It could be out. I think it's Ali.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Here's what's happened. A couple of fridays ago. I invited
around our entire team and Hayley obviously she stood in
for me when going through that stuff, and everybody was
so supportive and so helpful. And I know that me
having to step away for a while put everyone under
the pump. So I thought, well, I'll invite them over
the house, put on some drinks, put on a little
bit of a chose plate, and away we go. And
(04:18):
the date was worked out because there's lots of moving parts,
because everybody's very busy, and we said on on a date. Now,
it just so happened that port Adelaide made the final
and we know our dear boy Max port Adelaide's his team,
but also he had a really sore back, had to
have time off work, and so I said to you
in the morning that we're all catching up. I said, oh, Max, hey,
you going, I know your footy teams in so you
know whatever. I know you've had a saw back, So
(04:39):
if you're not going to be there yet, whatever, just
you know, just let us know. Do you know what
you're doing? And what did you say? Max?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I said, y'all, let you know. And then I let
you know about seven o'clock that night by sending you
a picture of myself at the footy.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, four thirty everybody turned up and Max didn't even
have the decency to text. So I'm thirteen one o
two three. I'm suggesting that Max Burford is the biggest.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Put the full story out there, Ali, because I've dodged
a bullet by not coming to your house because you
served everyone clearance ham among other things with children running
around and oh sounds like I dodged the bullet.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh come on, man, money bags.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I don't want any of your listeria or whatever you.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Garry from Andrew's farm.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
I'm tetting that because I'll go to the football ever go
into a party.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Having a problem. I don't have a problem, he can
go to the footy.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
That is no dramas.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
It's just the fact that he just didn't even have
the decency to.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Text Carry even't madam. We had a thurtious to go
to them the night of.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
A showdown, Oh Kerry, So we.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Went to the showdown. We went to the thirtieth writer.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Your Max can hang out together. I'll give you his
number personally.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Alright, don't there round one next year. Carry I'll see it.
I'd laid over. We'll go together. Gina in Salisbury.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
East, I am team Ali all the way.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
That was just down right roote.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Max?
Speaker 6 (06:07):
You work with her every day.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
She's a beautiful woman.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
I mean she could choose anyone to come to her house.
She invited you and you dumped her.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
But Gina, she invited everyone and they were all there.
I was hardly missed. I was hardly missed.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
And they all came except you without a text, just
a simple text and she would have gone, okay, no problems.
Max isn't coming his last What if I run out
of phone credit?
Speaker 8 (06:33):
You can't.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
That's my favorite way, Andrew from Alick, go who are
you on board with?
Speaker 7 (06:44):
I'm one hundred percent behind Max. I mean you'd come
in with this whole hand bush on him in the morning.
How rude is that? Secondly, who plans a party during
the finals on football? Anyway, you're expected to give up
a corporate box, the second hand cheese, craft slices and
some reduced hands chut mind d We were.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Fine that he went to the footy. I said, mate,
are you gonna go to the footy?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
That's fine with you?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Saw back blah blah blah. Just let me know.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
The fact you're bringing this up on radio and that
you ambushed it means you're not fine with it. You
ruin your whole night because you were.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Like, where's button pushing? Virtue, Please come on to the
mic now and tell Andrew exactly how little care we had.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
She was crying, She kicked everyone out early. She couldn't
put together.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
You know how I've been banging on and I've been
hating the fact that all of a sudden we are
having enforced me pay, like we're paying credit card fees
on the things that we got. Like I go to
my local sushi shop and you go, right, well, here's
two pieces of sushi for four bucks, and then you
go and you actually pay, and it's like four dollars
eighty or something like that.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Right, the worst because no one has cash. Everybody is
paying with credit cards make it work for us.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
And these credit card fees have been going on for ages,
but essentially it's been the businesses that have been absorbing them,
and so now they can't and have been able to
do that, and so all of a sudden we're starting
to realize, well, hang on a second, now it's been
passed on to us. And frankly, I think it's absolutely
unfair and ridiculous, not on behalf of the small business owner.
I get that, but if everybody is stopping us and
(08:14):
trying to do everything to stop us using cash, I
don't think it's fair that they're charging us fair enough.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Absolutely, And if we're arguing with big, big businesses left,
right and center, why can't we argue with the credit
card companies. I don't stand logistics of it, but excuse me,
can you get rid of the one point two percent
surcharge that you're charging us because we all use your cards?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, we've been forced into this, all right, guess what
QR codes are? The answer, my friend? Right, So this
is coming to us from chemist Warehouse. Now, Chemists Warehouse
had been absorbing all those costs they I think, like
all these and coals actually hadn't been passing it on
to us, but it was costing them millions fifteen million
bucks in fees right to give us these digital payments
(08:55):
so we can put our phone or our card or
whatever and just walk out with our Vitamin c's thanks, Jess,
I know, I know, but they've decided to go. You
know what, We're not going to pay the fifteen million,
We're not going to pass it on the customers. So
finally they're cutting out the middleman and they're going to
allow us to pay them directly by using QR code, oh.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Like EFT or something.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I am so excited about this.
I mean, I'm sure that there will be you know,
maybe repercussions with privacy and something or hacked later on,
but I'm willing to take that rise.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
It's worth it for me to say thirty cents when
I go and buy my protein and a new packet
of makeup, why it's for Channel ten from chemist Warehouse.
You know, I want to save thirty cents and if
you hack me for it. I'm willing to take the risks.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I know, I know, I know, and we are jesting,
but I genuinely think this is a game changer for me.
I for whatever reason, that little extra twenty three cents
here or seventy six cents here or eighty to four
cents here is really getting under my skin. And if
it means that I have to do that, well, then
that is going to absolutely buy me brand loyalty.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Absolutely. And it's because you know what, the OCD in
me goes so many things around numbers. You go and
buy them, and you buy the two dollar packet of
Chewies or whatever. Well you round your petrel up, yes,
and to see it come in as two dollars and
four cents is just a nightmare for my brain to
look at my bank statement.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I know, But now we've got to go. We need
the little small businesses to be able to use this
technology at no cost to them, because at the same time,
you don't want to just be going to the big
big boys all the time. But anyway, it looks like
that they're trying to do something about it, and hopefully
they can do something about it, and so then we
can do it when I go and get my sushi
and just pay my four bucks instead of my four
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twenty three or whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
That's the most important thing. So thank you Chemist Warehouse.
And if you're listening NAB, westpac A and z Com Bank,
I know you do listen to our show. Get on
board because we're sick of your damn credit card fees,
sick of.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Um Max Andally in the morning. Oh, I've got some news, yep,
and it's e news. Are you ready none other then
this woman is coming to Australia. Cindy, Yeah, Cindy Lauper.
This is going to be her farewell tour with special guests,
(11:23):
the Veronicas, if you don't mind, I cannot wait because finally,
and we've got another big act coming to the Entertainment Center.
It's happening April next year too, which will be brilliant.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Cyndy Lauper, she's what else she got? She got a few?
Doesn't she.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Love you?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
You didn't grow up, You didn't grow up with her.
You're just in there going, yeah, hey, what about the Veronicas?
You like them? Yes, they're going to be supporting her.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
That is something I can get excited about because opening
for Cyndy Lauper the Veronicas. We're talking untouched, we're talking forever.
We're talking that song that they walk down the red
carpa at the Ares if you years ago covered in
red glitter and body paint, that was really skin hugging.
We're togging all of the heats.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Uh huh, uh huh. You're showing your true colors now.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Max, get me to the Veronicas. I'm happy to go.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I don't get that. You don't get that because you
know Cindy Lauler. Anyway, Look she is coming. I guess what.
We have the first tickets in town, so be listening
after seven o'clock for your chance to get them. You
won't have to go through any of the rigmarole everybody's
been trying to do and saying that tickets are too expensive.
We want to get you there for free. It is
Cindy Lauper bringing her girls. Just want to have fun.
Farewell tour to Adelaide April ten next year. They'll be
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on sale October twenty three, ticket Tech. But we will
have it for you, first tickets in town, all right,
just by picking up the phone. So that's exciting.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I thought, Casey Jabers sung this song. Oh gods, Casey
discover it.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
She yes, so so exhausting sometimes. All right, let's hope
that Cindy is absolutely okay on stage, because it certainly
hasn't been the case for none other than Olivia Rodrigo.
I'm absolutely over my feed being filled with people who
got tickets and have been going over to Melbourne to
watch her. But she took a really bad tumble through
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a hole in the stage. This was all for on
her final night and this Melbourne run of shows. She
was the midst of hyping up cheers from the crowd
of about fourteen thousand people, and then this happened.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Oh my goodness, fine care.
Speaker 9 (13:26):
Sometimes it's just a horn the stage, I am.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I just saying if she came to Adelaide, wouldn't have
happened on an Adelaide stage. That's what happens when you
only go to Melbourne. Just saying, we.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Got the strongest stages at the end of tament said,
and malle wouldn't let her happen. Malley would stages the.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Way Mallie's going at the moment, he would have been
there to catch her. Honestly, He's everywhere at the show
off and let's just finish with this. I'm just giving
your heads up on this. You might want to go
and watch this today when you get into work, if
you haven't already seen it, if you like awkward moments.
But it looks like Nicole Kidman and Salma Hyak it
might be in a little bit of a feud, or
at least that's what people are speculating. So this footage
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has gone viral on TikTok, and it looks like she's
telling Samahayak to don't touch me as they pose in
front of photographers in a Valenciaga show, and Katy Perry
is singing a sotanding nearby. Then it's really awkward because
kind of Nicole Kibman turns her back on Sema and
kisses Katie goodbye and then kind of pushes her. Oh no,
it's all a bit weird. They've actually got lipperatas onto it,
(14:32):
which I adore. And basically it looks like Hayek saying, hey,
let's turn here and have a photo. Okay here, and
then she just turns around, Hey, I'm fine, I'm good. Yep,
there that's enough, thank you, It's okay.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
So I mean, I know Nicole's our girl because she's Australian.
We love Australian's doing well. But you can't come for
Sema Hyak, the most beautiful woman in Hollywood. Really, you
can't do that.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Really, I just wouldn't have thought you as a Sama person.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
If I tell you why, Ali, If you google Salma Hyak,
you'll see why I might be a Salma Hike. She's
fifty eight and she is stunny.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I don't need to google her. All right, Well, there
you go, so massive, massive news. Cyndi Lauper is coming
to Adelaide in April. We'll have the first tickets in
town to give to you after seven o'clock. And Max
Burfort has the hots for Salma Hyak Yoom dude mix
one or two point three Maximali in the morning. Yes,
there she is, Cyndy law for announcing that her farewell
(15:29):
tour will be taking in Adelaide's Entertainment Center in April
next year. We have the first tickets in town. But
you need to be a part of the show.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
This morning.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
I'm thirteen, one two three, So let's do this.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Should I STI or should I Gloras? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:47):
This is where we ask you to send through any
relationship dramas you might be having and basically we'll get
the people of Adelaide to help out. And as soon
as I saw this email come through, oh my lord,
this is very near and dear to me because I
think I'm going through something similar the moment. But it's
not about me. This is about our email. Are you
ready for this, hey, team? I need some help with
(16:08):
this one because my daughter has started a new school.
She's gone into high school, and at first she found
some wonderful friends. However, I had one of them over
the other day after school and I don't like her.
She's rude, she seemed mean, she spent her whole time
on the phone, and she didn't even say thank you
(16:31):
when it was time to leave. I don't think my
daughter should be hanging out with her, and I think
I need to break them up.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, I love it so much. I feel like I
can't speak for having children myself, but I can definitely
speak to someone who I swear I had some friends
back in the day that in an ideal well Mum
and dad would have been like, oh, we'd rather you
didn't hang out with them, please you say this, you go, oh, no, Well.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
I just sort of think in this space, it's really
hard because I think all of us have probably gone
through it, And like you said, Max, we've probably been
through it. I because I was basically out at home
when I was twelve because I was sent to boarding school.
Mum and dad didn't. I never had this sort of
tension with mum and dad. It was pretty easy. But
since becoming a parent, I've definitely seen it, and I
(17:23):
think you definitely get different levels of it. Like I
love this email because I know exactly what she's saying.
But in the grand scheme of things, you're at high
school now, and do you break up a friendship just
because they are a bit rude to you?
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Do you break up a friendship because they're maybe vaping
or doing drugs behind the school? Shit? Do you know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, I suppose there are extremes to it. It's not
like my kids hanging out with the person who smoke
starts behind the bike shed, because that's yeah, all right,
let's not hang out with that kid. But what my experience,
we had one that I can recall who had a
proclivity for acquiring like a new headphone free or yeahs
(18:07):
for free, right things for free? And they would always
in quotation marks, fall off the back of a truck.
And once my yeah, once my mother and father had
learned of this person who would often have, you know,
like a new pair of thranded old headphones that fell
off the back of a truck. There was certainly some
suggestions that perhaps we could direct our friendship energies in
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a different direction.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
And so how did they do that with you though? Max?
Did they sit you down and say, hey, do you
know what's going on here? We are forbidding you from
seeing this person or did they actually say no, we
would prefer you not to and then just kind of
just stop organizing and facilitating times where you guys could
catch up, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
We didn't have a full confrontation, but I feel like
there was definitely, and my mum's an expert at passive aggressiveness,
there was definitely some passag comments about, you know, when
I'll be going around there and it'd just be like, oh,
is he, you know, found any more stuff off the
back of a truck or anything like that, just planting
the seed that maybe it's not the best bloke in
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the world, which as I grew older, maybe I realized
because he wasn't really a good bloke, to be honest,
and I don't see him now, and I'm pretty okay
with that.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Yeah, And then so you made your own decisions. So
I guess that's what this person's asking, because this is
a girl that's going into high school. She's saying, right,
do I stop the friendship as the mother because I
just see that there's lack of respect there, or do
I just butt out now that they're at this age
and they have to make their own decisions.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I would imagine for you, Ali, because you do have
a teenage daughter who is in high school, and these
sort of things happen if you were to go to
her and give her such a direct instruction. I know
that your oldest daughter is like she's an angel, but
at the same time, she's a teenage girl, and they
don't always love what mum's got to say, especially when
they're saying, hey, don't be friends with them.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Of course, and especially if it's the boyfriend. It's riding
the bike, the motorbike with a leather jacket and the
earring through the nose and all that sort of look,
so thirteen one O two three, have you been through
something like this before? Maybe you were the friend that
got shanted too. But thirteen one O two three, we
have these first tickets in town to go see Cyndi
Lauper up for grabs. Should this person get involved or
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should they be able to let this friendship ride out,
especially now that we're talking about high school. So love
to see your thoughts.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Should I STI or should I go?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah, this is a great email because I think so
many of us are going uh huh yep. Had to
deal with this in my life because basically somebody has
written in a mum has written in saying right, daughter
brought home a new friend high school age. So we're
probably thinking twelve thirteen that sort of mark and the
friends no good according to mum, was rude, didn't say
thanks when it was time to leave, spent the whole
(20:55):
time on a phone, all that sort of gear. Now
that really grinds my gear is but is it really
worthwhile this mum's stepping in and trying to do something here,
I mean, because they're not, like we said, they're not
smoking and vaping and doing really bad stuff. She just
seemed a bit rude.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Right, Yeah, what do you do when you've got someone
who you think might be a bad influence on your
kids hanging around? Ruth in Aberfoyle Parks called in on
thirteen at one O two three. Ruth, you got an
opinion some advice for us here?
Speaker 10 (21:22):
Oh, of course I do. There's a couple thoughts here.
One is, you know, the famous words is Simdy Laubert.
Girls just want to have fun, So better a bad
friend than no friend when it comes to high school,
and the mom just has to trust that she's taught
her child enough value system that she's going to work
(21:42):
it out for herself and tire of this friend well
by herself. Mom doesn't need to get involved.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
All right, there you go. I don't mind that you're
reale with that Ali. Better bad friends than no friends.
You've got two daughters.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Look as a control enthusiast. I can you hear what
you're saying?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
I can hear what you're.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Saying, Ruth, Thank you? And Astasia from Morris and Legs.
You've had three kids, all right, so you've been through
these What did you do?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
All right?
Speaker 9 (22:08):
First child, I was the aggressive and I was like, nah,
you can't see them, they're no good. You need to
leave them. They're not coming in this house. And we
buttered heads and found that he was going out doing
things behind my back because he couldn't come home and
tell me about the situation. The second one, she struggled
to make friends, so when she brought someone home, we
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tried really hard to let her work out who she
was and become friends with it. And I found that
she was leaning more towards their behavior than finding herself.
So I said to her, you need to find out
who you are first and stick with that. And if
that person doesn't fit into your life or your way,
(22:49):
of your fundamentals or beliefs, you need to work out
for yourself if that's.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Really a true friend.
Speaker 9 (22:56):
And she had a best friend who came into our house,
sat on my kitchen table while me and my partner
were watching TV and started eating out.
Speaker 11 (23:04):
Of our kitchen.
Speaker 8 (23:08):
And saw this.
Speaker 9 (23:10):
My daughter saw this and looked at my face and
she and I said to her, after her friend left,
I'll go Would you go to her house and do
that to her her parents? And I'm like, this is
where you need to understand you're better than what you're
walking home.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yeah, okay, and so well that that was his second
What about your your final, your third child?
Speaker 9 (23:34):
Oh my god, he runs a mark.
Speaker 12 (23:36):
He is the leader of the group.
Speaker 9 (23:38):
He is the one that drags the kids out and
does things. So I said to him, once you're are
the leader and you do this, I'll go, parents are
going to be like, you're no good.
Speaker 11 (23:47):
You're no good, I'll go.
Speaker 9 (23:48):
So you need to make sure when you go into
their house that you are respectful. You were, you were
doing the right thing and you were showing that just
because you are the leader, you're not putting them down
the wrong path and you're bringing them up to your level.
And what I have taught you, you are now going.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
To teach them the fair exactly. Some first hand advice
from someone who's tried three different methods with three different outcome.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah, I'm a little bit worried that I'm going to
have to have seventeen kids to finally get it right.
So thank you. Anastasia Vicky at Bari Bridge, Hey, going
think going great?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Great? This is what have you got advice for us?
Speaker 11 (24:25):
Well?
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Yeah, advice a little more. Yeah, from the other parents.
I think it might be a bit of a bad one,
but my kids. If they would bring home kids that
I thought to be a bit shady, I would just
straight up tell them that, you know, these kids, this
is what's going to happen. I can see this in
the future. This is happening. And then you know, of course,
fike back and go no, they're not They're great. And
I'm like, okay, cool mark this day andie calendar, and
(24:47):
when I'm correct, I would like you to come into
my house, write me a five hundred word essay of
an apology and say that that was right.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Did you get any essays and apologies in the end, Vicky, Well, I'm.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Just thinking insane most time knows me ones now, and
I'm thinking I might have to collect on that.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I get the ESA.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Vicky go, all right, absolutely love it. We should actually
try to track him down.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I think you appreciate that. All right, we've heard a
little bit there. Ali. You did say at the top
of this, when we were going through it, that you
felt like this was a lived in situation for you,
it was close to home. You share any why this
is close to home for you? Well?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
How much time have you got? And can I lie
on a couch? Max?
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Right?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
That bad?
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Well?
Speaker 3 (25:40):
And also because it actually involves someone I work with,
so yeah, but anyway, look, no, I'll tell you after
Massie with the news. No, I'll tell you after Masie
gets as the news. Definitely, there's definitely a little person
that has come into the life of my youngest that
I need, I think, to actively jettison out of our relationship.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
And there aren't too many people with kids in our
little teams. So I'm very much looking forward to after
the news.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
It's your dog.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Adelaide's Ridges cash contest is on the mix Maximali's ten thousand.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Dollars thanks to Automasters Mix one O two point three.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Oh wow, ten thousand dollars we still haven't given away.
Surely today is going to be the day. What do
you reckon?
Speaker 7 (26:33):
Max?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
I hope so, I hope Kylie from Warredale can break
this duck for us. Kylie, good morning. What do you
want to spend ten grand on morning?
Speaker 12 (26:42):
I'd love to take my kids and my husband away,
but I know everyone wants to do.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
That, but even just to enjoy our local little holiday
down by the beach.
Speaker 10 (26:50):
Be fabulous, the third great weather coming.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Yeah, yeah, take the fam away.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Dirty Degrees by Thursday. Kylie, I can see you when
you're Keenie on the beach.
Speaker 13 (27:02):
Well, hope you can't visualize that.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Summer bodies are made in winter. I'm sure you've been
hitting the gym. All right, let's get into ten thousand.
I haven't been working out that brain of yours as well.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Correct.
Speaker 10 (27:20):
I hope so too.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
I hope I'm awake enough.
Speaker 8 (27:22):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (27:23):
All right, here we go, Good luck, Kylie. Now just remember,
all right, we have to take your first answer. And
also I keep saying this, but people don't really do
it quickly. Just pass if you don't know, because we
will come back to it at the end if there's time.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Okay, thank you, all right, Kylie and Warren A, let's
win you ten thousand dollars and get yourself a whole
new wardrobe of bikinis. Okay, ten thousand dollars minute, Kylie
starts now. True or false? Mexico City is the capital
of Mexico.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
True.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
The Jennifer Arniston Owen Wilson movie Marley and Me is
about what type of animal dog? What is the next
prime number? After thirteen.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Fifteen?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
A book by Jonathan Swift is galla A's What Why
when traveling in Australia, you should generally give way to
which direction? Right Dine and Fancy Feast are brands of what?
Speaker 8 (28:20):
Cat feed?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
What spirit is in a Cosmopolitan cocktail?
Speaker 11 (28:28):
Vodka?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Who sang the nineteen eighty three song girls just want
to have fun?
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Cingula author?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
What time zone is Adelaide currently using.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
The center time?
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Which athlete lit the Olympic cauldron at the Sydney two
thousand opening ceremony, very famous Australian athlete.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
You can see her. She runs.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Oh that's the end. You're pumpers, pretty good, pumpered through.
Speaker 13 (28:59):
Kyl Oh Kyle, all right, so let's start working through this,
Kylie Okay, So yeah, true, Mexico City is the capital
of Mexico, which is awesome.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Marley and Me is about a dog, also awesome. The
direction in Australia that you need to give way to
is on You're right, dine is in fact cat food.
After a long and protracted thought, we got to vodka
being in a Cosmo, which is brilliant, Cyndi Lauper, Girls
just want to have fun, brilliant, brilliant. Now we'll just
have to go and revisit something that you said a
(29:34):
little bit earlier. Okay, because the next prime number after
thirteen you went with fifteen. But we know a prime
is only divisible by itself and one. Yeah, yeah, seventeen seventeen.
You were so close.
Speaker 12 (29:50):
No I thought anyway.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
That again. A book by Jonathan Swift is Gulliver as
what you went lovers wait with a lot of confidence,
and it sounds like it could well be a book.
But we wanted Gulliver's travels yep, yes, and Adelaide time
zone currently we're using Australian Central daylight time, not Eastern
(30:16):
and Olympia athletes.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Who was it? Can you picture it?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Sydney too?
Speaker 3 (30:22):
You had the two thousand, didn't you?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, Sydney two thousand. Who was our.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Drinking the runners?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Yeaes skin suit?
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Yes, yes, but no money?
Speaker 13 (30:38):
Yes, but I'm sorry sucks.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (30:44):
Thank you so much for the experience of the time.
It's been great.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Thank you. You are absolutely welcome, and say hi to
or your family. Go spend that sixty bucks on a
nice dinner or something, or maybe a bit of sushi
for lunch.
Speaker 8 (30:55):
All right, it sounds amazing. So much for your time.
Speaker 12 (30:57):
Have a great day.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
She don't forget isn't she lovely? Don't forget if you
see any issue firsthand, you can do that with autocam.
That's real time video with real time reporting cent direct
to here from your automaster's technician called one three hundred
Auto Masters. But the ten thousand dollars sits with us.
You can get another chance at it tomorrow, maxinally in
the morning, all thanks to BP. I'm so excited because
(31:20):
we're going to start this cap.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Prepare for Techo maxill Aali's Love at First Flight Mix
one of seo point three.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Oh, this is going to be fun now, Max Burford,
do you believe in love at first sight?
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Do you think I feel like it's a little bit
shallow these days to say I love someone at first
sight because you're just really commenting on their looks. But
I'm here for it. I don't mind a bit of
a traditional love story.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
And I think too that we're really about finding love
in non traditional ways though these days. And so we
started thinking about it, Well, what if we could get
you straight into a holiday romance where you could meet
the most eligible bachelor in Adelaide, but we fly you
somewhere incredibly romantic and you actually meet them there.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Yeah, you don't get to meet them at Adelaide. You
only get to meet them at a luxurious holiday destination
for the very first time, where you then just spend
time with them one on one.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Yeah, all right, So people have been registering. In fact,
you can still do that. Just get to mix one
or two three dot com dot au because we are
about to meet our mystery man, our eligible bachelor, and
you can start making your own mind. Mystery man, good morning,
How are you?
Speaker 8 (32:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Great?
Speaker 11 (32:38):
Thanks?
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Are you O?
Speaker 3 (32:39):
I'm not too bad. I need to find out a
little bit about you on behalf of all of the
women listening to this right.
Speaker 11 (32:46):
Now, or one lucky woman in particular.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Right, let's let's start with the basics. How old are you?
Speaker 11 (32:52):
I just turned forty?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Forty's good.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
So have you been married or engaged or anything like
that before?
Speaker 11 (32:58):
I have not been married or in gauge? No kids,
That's why I look thirty.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Hasn't had those stresses? Why haven't you been married or engaged?
Just haven't found the right person yet.
Speaker 11 (33:08):
Look, I lived a pretty transient life. I traveled a
lot in my early twenties and thirties, when most people
were settling down and I now have a very steady
stable job in the city, and I've got my own
side business as well that I'm trying to launch.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
He's a hard work for ali, but definitely if.
Speaker 11 (33:23):
The right person comes along that they will get.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Prioritized for sure. Fantastic. Okay, what about at home? You
got a dog at any pets?
Speaker 11 (33:31):
I do have a beautiful rescue greyhound. He is probably
the best dog in the world. He's looking at me
right now whilst he's like dozing and sleeping. Yeah, I
take really good care of him. He's my spoilt child.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
A fantastic I know exactly how you feel. My dog
gets everything that my child would have.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
So what are you looking for then? In a woman?
Speaker 11 (33:49):
Mystery, Manton, I like a woman that's going to make
me laugh and a woman that's going to make me think.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
Those are the two biggest priorities.
Speaker 11 (33:56):
For me, because I kind of feel like everything else,
you know, as beautiful as you might be, kind of
feel like a lot of that wears off after all.
While it's almost like when you've got a beautiful view,
if you wake up every morning and you see a
beautiful view, it starts to lose its sort of appeal.
There needs to be something deeper, and for me, that
depth comes from a really great sense of humor. Someone
who's going to make me laugh all the time and
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find the funny side of life. And someone who's going
to make me think and challenge me. So someone who's
going to be a counterpoint to my opinions, and you know,
someone to engage in like robust discussions and keep me
on my toes.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
I get so, mister man, let me get this straight.
You forty years of age, You got a really steady job,
but you're obviously okay at prioritizing different things. You rescue
dogs and humor and a woman who makes you think
is the most important thing in a girl. So why
the hell are you single? Mate?
Speaker 8 (34:49):
That's a good question.
Speaker 11 (34:50):
Did I mention I feed homeless people on a weekly basis?
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Up?
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Or is that for real?
Speaker 11 (34:55):
That is a genuine every tune night. I do a
homeless food drive.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
So okay, So then why what are you just too
busy to find the right woman or something?
Speaker 11 (35:06):
I guess you'll need to ask the women who have
sort of come in and out of my life. I
guess there's been no one who's ticked all the boxes
to challenge me, to make me laugh and to have
similar values, but you know, keep me on my toes.
Like that unique sort of package has been a bit elusive.
And I think as well. The older you get, the
more you know what you want. And you see your
friends who sort of like maybe were a bit younger
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when they got together, and they weren't they didn't know
exactly who they were, and they realized the person they're
with now doesn't match who they are now, and so
you find those relationships sort of like falling apart a
little bit because they got together a bit too young.
I kind of feel like I'm a fine wine that's
matured now and the corks ready to be popped and enjoyed.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
You.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
I'd tell you what, if I wasn't married, and if
I was into blokes, this could be a perfect match.
Speaker 11 (35:59):
God needs to be in to you too, mate.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
I was going to say, makes there's one less if
for me.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Yeah, I think we've spicked a good one here, are we?
Speaker 11 (36:09):
Well we okay, we could just cut this whole thing short.
Are you single now?
Speaker 3 (36:17):
The more we talk so, mister man, you are now
with us, and we want to see if we can
help you out, but also help out a single lady
who will meet you for the very first time. And
we thought we'd push it along a little bit by
you guys meeting in the most romantic place on earth.
So we're going to take care of all of that.
So if you've been listening to mister Man right now,
(36:38):
you can actually register to do this. So get to
Mix one O two three dot com dot are you?
But also right now I'm opening the phones on thirteen
one O two three. What do you think? And I
guess one final question to you, mister man, do you
believe in love at first sight?
Speaker 11 (36:52):
I like to think that if we go through this
process and the filter is switched on really well, then yeah,
it might work out for love first sight. I'm hoping
that this might be the one time where everything lines up.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Yeah, so we wow.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
All right, the lines are open thirteen one O two three.
What do you think about our mystery man? I know
what I think, Max knows allry, he thinks yeah, high
fives all round.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
I'm very excited.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
And also you can register to be a part of
this little bit of fun and take a chance on
love and our mystery Man, and we will fly you
to this most romantic place on Earth that's coming up
with Maxinell in the morning and Mix one or two
points three. Goodbye mystery man who loves rescuing dogs, Max
Andalely in the morning. Oh, we're all very excited because
love might be in the air with this cappy.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Prepare for take off Maximali's Love First Flight Mix two
point three.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Yeah, we want to find you love. We've tried all
sorts of different ways. There was a giant wheel involved
in one of them, but we thought no, what actually
makes people fall in love is sometimes that holiday holiday romance.
So the idea of love at First Flight was born.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Yeah, we've spoken to a mystery man who is going
to be whisked away to a beautiful holiday destination where
someone who registers with us is going to be similarly
whisked meet the man for the first time and just
spend a week holidaying together.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Now we just heard from him. He's forty years of age,
he's got a steady job, he has a little rescue
greyhound that was looking at he were speaking to us,
and he wants out of a woman, someone with a
sense of humor and someone who thinks and can make
him think which I like. I really like that has
an answer.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
He sounds bloody good. So thirty one O two three
we know what we think of him. We wanted to
know what you think. Graham in Penfield Gardens. I'm thinking
that you're calling, maybe not to be entered into meeting
the mystery man, but you have an opinion on him.
Speaker 7 (38:52):
Yeah, I haven't persuaded.
Speaker 8 (38:53):
You know, I'm definitely a hetero.
Speaker 11 (38:55):
He sunds fantastic mate, but much i'd marry him.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
M's decided if he ever changes teams, he knows who
he wants to change for appreciate, ascribe him endorsement.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
I guess, don't forget. You can register at vix one
O two three dot com dot are you now, Belinda A? Salisbury, North? Okay,
you have registered? So what did you think hearing mystery man?
Speaker 11 (39:20):
I almost think he's too good to be true?
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Okay, like as into a point where you're slightly worried
or wow, he's too good to be true?
Speaker 7 (39:28):
Oh yeah, slightly worried, but also yeah wow, like fighting
for the last you know, twenty years.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
So yeah, okay, So you've been trying to do some dating.
So have you been doing the apps? And stuff.
Speaker 10 (39:39):
Yeah, try to dating apps tried.
Speaker 11 (39:41):
Yeah, you know most of these things because don't have
any single friends that have partners all people that are available.
So yeah, the daddy apps haven't got anywhere. So I thought,
why not, I will apply online and see what happened solutely.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Yeah all right, Blinda. So then from what you've heard
so far, you're still registered, You're still happy to push
to the absolutely got to be in it to win it.
Good on you.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
I love that, Thank you, Belinda. Okay, we have I
think this could end up being maybe a double act here.
Let's go to first of all, a friend who is
nominating a friend to maybe join in dub from Salisbury Heights.
You've been listening in and you think you might have
found someone to match us up with. Hi, Yes, good morning.
(40:27):
Who do you think that our mystery man will be
perfect for?
Speaker 12 (40:30):
He's going to be perfect for my girlfriend Roxy. She
is the most beautiful woman in the world. She also
loves dogs. She's got a really stellar job. I actually
got her to register and she was at the dentist
this morning, so she missed out on hearing him. But
I sent her top points and voice memos and I.
Speaker 8 (40:50):
Told him to call you right now, really big clear.
Speaker 12 (40:57):
I'm married, so I'm not listening, but I think he
sounds perfect for her.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
What did you put in the voicemails?
Speaker 12 (41:07):
In the voice so, I just put down that he's
got a really stable job, which is really important these days,
has a sidecustle because she's she likes to keep a
sharp mind as well, and she loves that sort of mindset.
Dog lover obviously, Like that's big for her too. She's
got a dog herself, an assistance dog. And yes, we're
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fitting homeless, like come on, like.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
We did, laugh, we go and hang on. That's just you,
you know, and let me guess you also like long
walks on the beach with the sunset.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
Right.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
But hey, Dub, I can tell you that your beautiful
friend is actually called she's here now rock seven.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Hello. What do you think?
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Has Dub done a good job? You're made of going? Yes,
this man is for you?
Speaker 8 (41:54):
Yes, yes, yes, thank you? And I did the end
of her I was running out of the dentist and
yes he does.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
So you actually signed up though for me not knowing
anything about him? Why'd you do that?
Speaker 8 (42:11):
I did? I thought, if he's willing to take a chance,
and I'm willing to take a chance on love that obviously,
you know.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
Worse worth it.
Speaker 8 (42:23):
I think this could be a really fun experience and
if something comes out of it, well that's just a
massive bonus.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
What do you traditionally look for in a bloke?
Speaker 8 (42:34):
Someone fun, make your laugh, make new experiences with, definitely
kind hearted, has to love dogs, non negotiable.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
We're taking all that thing. I thought it was quite
funny too. He had a couple of little lines and
I didn't think he took himself too seriously. Well all right, Roxanne,
Well it's great you've registered. Anybody else out there that
wants to By the way, Roxanne, you've got a great
friend in dub what a legend she is. But anybody
else that wants to register, you can still do that too.
(43:07):
Just get to Mix one or two to three dot
com dot au Mix one or two point three. Max
and Ali in the morning, desperate to get you in
the running for some.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Tickets, all your free cothlet tickets, Rose and Rose and Rose,
not just the odd double.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Yes, we have the chance for you to get a
row of tickets over in Melbourne and we'll fly you there.
We'll put you up because you know you're gonna need
accommodation with your bessies or your family, whoever you decide
to take.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Yeah, we've had a whole bunch of different people call
it in and entering. Some people they just call once
they get lucky. Other people they call and they call
and they call and they never get through. This person
falls into the latter category because your name pops up
all the time. Julie from Hallett Cove. Good morning, Julie.
(44:04):
What do you need to see Coldplay in Melbourne so
badly that you call us all the time. I'm just a.
Speaker 5 (44:09):
Serial Coldplay competition enterer.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
What's your favorite song, Julie?
Speaker 11 (44:19):
A sky full of stars? And I've got a tattoo
of that as well.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
Really hang on, hang on, you've got a tattoo of
the song or like a skyline.
Speaker 5 (44:30):
I've got lots of stars, and then I've got I
Think I See you in the middle of all the stuff.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Chris Martin hit some high notes when things that when
he sings I think I See you. Can you just
give us a little bit of I Think I see
you you.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
Julie, You're a legend, and guess what. You are absolutely
in the running for a role of Coldplay tickets. So congratulations,
thank you, no worries, have a great day. Don't forget
to join the Mixed Club too. Everybody else they've got managers.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
With so many different email accounts.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
The best.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
You're all right, thanks.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
I mean, you can stop calling, but don't stop calling us.
We absolutely adore you. But yeah, join the mix if
you haven't. For everybody else, exclusive advantages and extra ways
to win and all that sort of gear. You can
get to that at Mix one or two three, dot
com dot A.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
You alternative. Stick around with Michelle all day. She'll have
some more chances for you. Don't answer Julie's call. We
got her in already this morning.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Now we're running a little bit late, so we've got
to get out of the way now for Michelle Murphy.
So you can get in the running for these cold
Blade tickets. But we were late for a very good
reason because we met our mystery man. If you want to,
you can absolutely register to find this love bying away
to a mystery destination and meeting him there. So just
get to Mix one, O two three dot com dot AU.
(46:05):
All right, let's get out of here Max, let's do
it all right. Major back here just after six tomorrow
Adelaide's Fun Breakfast show Max and Ali in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Ali to you and everyone else who celebrates. Can I
just say Happy Global hand Washing Day on the fifteenth
of OO time from me and the Food Safety Information
Counsel to all of you everyone celebrates.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Can we get like a badge for that? Or I mean,
what do you get for somebody who has everything? Happy
International Handwashing Date?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
I know we need Like you guys all wearing white
shirts today, obviously white being the international color of hand washing.
I don't know. I'm sure they've got a color. I'm
sure they've got ribbons. But that's why we're talking about it,
say untouched because there are some stats that have come
along with this that have come out from the Food
Safety Information Council of Australia. One that has caught my
(00:52):
eye and I would love your opinion on it. The
headlining of this little status that blokes need to do
a little bit better when washing their hands. Eighty percent
of women versus eighty three percent, eighty percent of men
versus eighty three percent of women will always wash their
hands after going to the toilet. So there's twenty percent
of men who go to the toilet and don't wash
(01:15):
their hands afterwards. What is your first reaction? Five of you?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, one in five of you are not washing your hands?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
This guy?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
For real?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
This guy right here?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Are you you the one in five? Do you not
wash your hands?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Can I throw something else out there? Ali? I reckon this.
That's wrong because I would be shocked if eighty percent
of blokes would wash their hands after going to the toilet.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
But Max, you're so pretty.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
But Ali, here's the thing, Right, if I go to
the bathroom, I'm just talking about doing wieze here. Obviously
you need to wash your hands if you do anything
else in there. But if you go there into the
bathroom to do a WII as a bloke, all you
have to do is unzip a fly which should be clean,
because how you're getting your fly dirty, pull down some
jocks which have just been sitting on sar and then
(02:01):
touch a piece of skin for like twenty seconds that
no one should have probably not been anywhere that day
before you've touched it. And then you go.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
That's not Listen. Any time you get your hands anywhere
near little Max and then come near me, I want
them thoroughly washed. Thanks very much.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well, I'll tell you where what are we twenty months
into this job together? Alie, and it ain't only child
go out.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
To back to school Fridays and shake hands with children.
Are you telling me that you are not washing your hands?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Are you telling me that those children are washing their
hands because they ain't and they have much worse piss
control than I do.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I know that we expected of a child. You're a
fully grown human man. You are responsible for your own banking,
you paid taxes, you vote. You should be washing your hands, mate.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I wash my hands when I have deemed that they
need to be washed. I have on some splashback or
something like that. And then, of course you also wash
your hands when you're in a public bathroom and someone
else walks in, because you don't want to be the
guy that walks out without washing your hands, and you
just want everyone to realize, oh, yeah, he's washing his hands.
It's commonly if any bloke goes into a public bathroom
sees another bloke, they will both wash their hands. If
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they walk out of the public bathroom by themselves, they
ate any hands being washed. I'm telling you eighty percent
is wrong.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
I'm sorry, I mean I started laughing at International hand
washing day. I am here to campaign that should be
every week until you buggers work out when to wash?
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Can I finish off? Ally? Do you wash your hands
every single time you go to a weed in the toilet?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Not?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
I knew it. I knew it one of us.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I'm putting it out on thirteen one O two three.
Who's the bigger? Yeah? Is it Max? It's definitely Max.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
It could be out. I think it's Ali.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Here's what's happened. A couple of fridays ago. I invited
around our entire team and Hayley obviously she stood in
for me when going through that stuff, and everybody was
so supportive and so helpful. And I know that me
having to step away for a while put everyone under
the pump. So I thought, well, I'll invite them over
the house, put on some drinks, put on a little
bit of a chose plate, and away we go. And
(04:18):
the date was worked out because there's lots of moving parts,
because everybody's very busy, and we said on on a date. Now,
it just so happened that port Adelaide made the final
and we know our dear boy Max port Adelaide's his team,
but also he had a really sore back, had to
have time off work, and so I said to you
in the morning that we're all catching up. I said, oh, Max, hey,
you going, I know your footy teams in so you
know whatever. I know you've had a saw back, So
(04:39):
if you're not going to be there yet, whatever, just
you know, just let us know. Do you know what
you're doing? And what did you say? Max?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I said, y'all, let you know. And then I let
you know about seven o'clock that night by sending you
a picture of myself at the footy.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah, four thirty everybody turned up and Max didn't even
have the decency to text. So I'm thirteen one o
two three. I'm suggesting that Max Burford is the biggest.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Put the full story out there, Ali, because I've dodged
a bullet by not coming to your house because you
served everyone clearance ham among other things with children running
around and oh sounds like I dodged the bullet.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh come on, man, money bags.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I don't want any of your listeria or whatever you.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Garry from Andrew's farm.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
I'm tetting that because I'll go to the football ever go
into a party.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Having a problem. I don't have a problem, he can
go to the footy.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
That is no dramas.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
It's just the fact that he just didn't even have
the decency to.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Text Carry even't madam. We had a thurtious to go
to them the night of.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
A showdown, Oh Kerry, So we.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
Went to the showdown. We went to the thirtieth writer.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Your Max can hang out together. I'll give you his
number personally.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Alright, don't there round one next year. Carry I'll see it.
I'd laid over. We'll go together. Gina in Salisbury.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
East, I am team Ali all the way.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
That was just down right roote.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 7 (06:06):
Max?
Speaker 6 (06:07):
You work with her every day.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
She's a beautiful woman.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
I mean she could choose anyone to come to her house.
She invited you and you dumped her.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
But Gina, she invited everyone and they were all there.
I was hardly missed. I was hardly missed.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
And they all came except you without a text, just
a simple text and she would have gone, okay, no problems.
Max isn't coming his last What if I run out
of phone credit?
Speaker 8 (06:33):
You can't.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
That's my favorite way, Andrew from Alick, go who are
you on board with?
Speaker 7 (06:44):
I'm one hundred percent behind Max. I mean you'd come
in with this whole hand bush on him in the morning.
How rude is that? Secondly, who plans a party during
the finals on football? Anyway, you're expected to give up
a corporate box, the second hand cheese, craft slices and
some reduced hands chut mind d We were.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Fine that he went to the footy. I said, mate,
are you gonna go to the footy?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
That's fine with you?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Saw back blah blah blah. Just let me know.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
The fact you're bringing this up on radio and that
you ambushed it means you're not fine with it. You
ruin your whole night because you were.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Like, where's button pushing? Virtue, Please come on to the
mic now and tell Andrew exactly how little care we had.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
She was crying, She kicked everyone out early. She couldn't
put together.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
You know how I've been banging on and I've been
hating the fact that all of a sudden we are
having enforced me pay, like we're paying credit card fees
on the things that we got. Like I go to
my local sushi shop and you go, right, well, here's
two pieces of sushi for four bucks, and then you
go and you actually pay, and it's like four dollars
eighty or something like that.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Right, the worst because no one has cash. Everybody is
paying with credit cards make it work for us.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
And these credit card fees have been going on for ages,
but essentially it's been the businesses that have been absorbing them,
and so now they can't and have been able to
do that, and so all of a sudden we're starting
to realize, well, hang on a second, now it's been
passed on to us. And frankly, I think it's absolutely
unfair and ridiculous, not on behalf of the small business owner.
I get that, but if everybody is stopping us and
(08:14):
trying to do everything to stop us using cash, I
don't think it's fair that they're charging us fair enough.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Absolutely, And if we're arguing with big, big businesses left,
right and center, why can't we argue with the credit
card companies. I don't stand logistics of it, but excuse me,
can you get rid of the one point two percent
surcharge that you're charging us because we all use your cards?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, we've been forced into this, all right, guess what
QR codes are? The answer, my friend? Right, So this
is coming to us from chemist Warehouse. Now, Chemists Warehouse
had been absorbing all those costs they I think, like
all these and coals actually hadn't been passing it on
to us, but it was costing them millions fifteen million
bucks in fees right to give us these digital payments
(08:55):
so we can put our phone or our card or
whatever and just walk out with our Vitamin c's thanks, Jess,
I know, I know, but they've decided to go. You
know what, We're not going to pay the fifteen million,
We're not going to pass it on the customers. So
finally they're cutting out the middleman and they're going to
allow us to pay them directly by using QR code, oh.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Like EFT or something.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, I am so excited about this.
I mean, I'm sure that there will be you know,
maybe repercussions with privacy and something or hacked later on,
but I'm willing to take that rise.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
It's worth it for me to say thirty cents when
I go and buy my protein and a new packet
of makeup, why it's for Channel ten from chemist Warehouse.
You know, I want to save thirty cents and if
you hack me for it. I'm willing to take the risks.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I know, I know, I know, and we are jesting,
but I genuinely think this is a game changer for me.
I for whatever reason, that little extra twenty three cents
here or seventy six cents here or eighty to four
cents here is really getting under my skin. And if
it means that I have to do that, well, then
that is going to absolutely buy me brand loyalty.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Absolutely. And it's because you know what, the OCD in
me goes so many things around numbers. You go and
buy them, and you buy the two dollar packet of
Chewies or whatever. Well you round your petrel up, yes,
and to see it come in as two dollars and
four cents is just a nightmare for my brain to
look at my bank statement.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I know, But now we've got to go. We need
the little small businesses to be able to use this
technology at no cost to them, because at the same time,
you don't want to just be going to the big
big boys all the time. But anyway, it looks like
that they're trying to do something about it, and hopefully
they can do something about it, and so then we
can do it when I go and get my sushi
and just pay my four bucks instead of my four
(10:44):
twenty three or whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
That's the most important thing. So thank you Chemist Warehouse.
And if you're listening NAB, westpac A and z Com Bank,
I know you do listen to our show. Get on
board because we're sick of your damn credit card fees,
sick of.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Um Max Andally in the morning. Oh, I've got some news, yep,
and it's e news. Are you ready none other then
this woman is coming to Australia. Cindy, Yeah, Cindy Lauper.
This is going to be her farewell tour with special guests,
(11:23):
the Veronicas, if you don't mind, I cannot wait because finally,
and we've got another big act coming to the Entertainment Center.
It's happening April next year too, which will be brilliant.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Cyndy Lauper, she's what else she got? She got a few?
Doesn't she.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Love you?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
You didn't grow up, You didn't grow up with her.
You're just in there going, yeah, hey, what about the Veronicas?
You like them? Yes, they're going to be supporting her.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
That is something I can get excited about because opening
for Cyndy Lauper the Veronicas. We're talking untouched, we're talking forever.
We're talking that song that they walk down the red
carpa at the Ares if you years ago covered in
red glitter and body paint, that was really skin hugging.
We're togging all of the heats.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Uh huh, uh huh. You're showing your true colors now.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Max, get me to the Veronicas. I'm happy to go.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
I don't get that. You don't get that because you
know Cindy Lauler. Anyway, Look she is coming. I guess what.
We have the first tickets in town, so be listening
after seven o'clock for your chance to get them. You
won't have to go through any of the rigmarole everybody's
been trying to do and saying that tickets are too expensive.
We want to get you there for free. It is
Cindy Lauper bringing her girls. Just want to have fun.
Farewell tour to Adelaide April ten next year. They'll be
(12:33):
on sale October twenty three, ticket Tech. But we will
have it for you, first tickets in town, all right,
just by picking up the phone. So that's exciting.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
I thought, Casey Jabers sung this song. Oh gods, Casey
discover it.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
She yes, so so exhausting sometimes. All right, let's hope
that Cindy is absolutely okay on stage, because it certainly
hasn't been the case for none other than Olivia Rodrigo.
I'm absolutely over my feed being filled with people who
got tickets and have been going over to Melbourne to
watch her. But she took a really bad tumble through
(13:07):
a hole in the stage. This was all for on
her final night and this Melbourne run of shows. She
was the midst of hyping up cheers from the crowd
of about fourteen thousand people, and then this happened.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Oh my goodness, fine care.
Speaker 9 (13:26):
Sometimes it's just a horn the stage, I am.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
I just saying if she came to Adelaide, wouldn't have
happened on an Adelaide stage. That's what happens when you
only go to Melbourne. Just saying, we.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Got the strongest stages at the end of tament said,
and malle wouldn't let her happen. Malley would stages the.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Way Mallie's going at the moment, he would have been
there to catch her. Honestly, He's everywhere at the show
off and let's just finish with this. I'm just giving
your heads up on this. You might want to go
and watch this today when you get into work, if
you haven't already seen it, if you like awkward moments.
But it looks like Nicole Kidman and Salma Hyak it
might be in a little bit of a feud, or
at least that's what people are speculating. So this footage
(14:09):
has gone viral on TikTok, and it looks like she's
telling Samahayak to don't touch me as they pose in
front of photographers in a Valenciaga show, and Katy Perry
is singing a sotanding nearby. Then it's really awkward because
kind of Nicole Kibman turns her back on Sema and
kisses Katie goodbye and then kind of pushes her. Oh no,
it's all a bit weird. They've actually got lipperatas onto it,
(14:32):
which I adore. And basically it looks like Hayek saying, hey,
let's turn here and have a photo. Okay here, and
then she just turns around, Hey, I'm fine, I'm good. Yep,
there that's enough, thank you, It's okay.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
So I mean, I know Nicole's our girl because she's Australian.
We love Australian's doing well. But you can't come for
Sema Hyak, the most beautiful woman in Hollywood. Really, you
can't do that.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Really, I just wouldn't have thought you as a Sama person.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
If I tell you why, Ali, If you google Salma Hyak,
you'll see why I might be a Salma Hike. She's
fifty eight and she is stunny.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I don't need to google her. All right, Well, there
you go, so massive, massive news. Cyndi Lauper is coming
to Adelaide in April. We'll have the first tickets in
town to give to you after seven o'clock. And Max
Burfort has the hots for Salma Hyak Yoom dude mix
one or two point three Maximali in the morning. Yes,
there she is, Cyndy law for announcing that her farewell
(15:29):
tour will be taking in Adelaide's Entertainment Center in April
next year. We have the first tickets in town. But
you need to be a part of the show.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
This morning.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
I'm thirteen, one two three, So let's do this.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Should I STI or should I Gloras? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:47):
This is where we ask you to send through any
relationship dramas you might be having and basically we'll get
the people of Adelaide to help out. And as soon
as I saw this email come through, oh my lord,
this is very near and dear to me because I
think I'm going through something similar the moment. But it's
not about me. This is about our email. Are you
ready for this, hey, team? I need some help with
(16:08):
this one because my daughter has started a new school.
She's gone into high school, and at first she found
some wonderful friends. However, I had one of them over
the other day after school and I don't like her.
She's rude, she seemed mean, she spent her whole time
on the phone, and she didn't even say thank you
(16:31):
when it was time to leave. I don't think my
daughter should be hanging out with her, and I think
I need to break them up.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, I love it so much. I feel like I
can't speak for having children myself, but I can definitely
speak to someone who I swear I had some friends
back in the day that in an ideal well Mum
and dad would have been like, oh, we'd rather you
didn't hang out with them, please you say this, you go, oh, no, Well.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
I just sort of think in this space, it's really
hard because I think all of us have probably gone
through it, And like you said, Max, we've probably been
through it. I because I was basically out at home
when I was twelve because I was sent to boarding school.
Mum and dad didn't. I never had this sort of
tension with mum and dad. It was pretty easy. But
since becoming a parent, I've definitely seen it, and I
(17:23):
think you definitely get different levels of it. Like I
love this email because I know exactly what she's saying.
But in the grand scheme of things, you're at high
school now, and do you break up a friendship just
because they are a bit rude to you?
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (17:37):
Do you break up a friendship because they're maybe vaping
or doing drugs behind the school? Shit? Do you know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, I suppose there are extremes to it. It's not
like my kids hanging out with the person who smoke
starts behind the bike shed, because that's yeah, all right,
let's not hang out with that kid. But what my experience,
we had one that I can recall who had a
proclivity for acquiring like a new headphone free or yeahs
(18:07):
for free, right things for free? And they would always
in quotation marks, fall off the back of a truck.
And once my yeah, once my mother and father had
learned of this person who would often have, you know,
like a new pair of thranded old headphones that fell
off the back of a truck. There was certainly some
suggestions that perhaps we could direct our friendship energies in
(18:29):
a different direction.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
And so how did they do that with you though? Max?
Did they sit you down and say, hey, do you
know what's going on here? We are forbidding you from
seeing this person or did they actually say no, we
would prefer you not to and then just kind of
just stop organizing and facilitating times where you guys could
catch up, et cetera.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
We didn't have a full confrontation, but I feel like
there was definitely, and my mum's an expert at passive aggressiveness,
there was definitely some passag comments about, you know, when
I'll be going around there and it'd just be like, oh,
is he, you know, found any more stuff off the
back of a truck or anything like that, just planting
the seed that maybe it's not the best bloke in
(19:11):
the world, which as I grew older, maybe I realized
because he wasn't really a good bloke, to be honest,
and I don't see him now, and I'm pretty okay
with that.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Yeah, And then so you made your own decisions. So
I guess that's what this person's asking, because this is
a girl that's going into high school. She's saying, right,
do I stop the friendship as the mother because I
just see that there's lack of respect there, or do
I just butt out now that they're at this age
and they have to make their own decisions.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
I would imagine for you, Ali, because you do have
a teenage daughter who is in high school, and these
sort of things happen if you were to go to
her and give her such a direct instruction. I know
that your oldest daughter is like she's an angel, but
at the same time, she's a teenage girl, and they
don't always love what mum's got to say, especially when
they're saying, hey, don't be friends with them.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Of course, and especially if it's the boyfriend. It's riding
the bike, the motorbike with a leather jacket and the
earring through the nose and all that sort of look,
so thirteen one O two three, have you been through
something like this before? Maybe you were the friend that
got shanted too. But thirteen one O two three, we
have these first tickets in town to go see Cyndi
Lauper up for grabs. Should this person get involved or
(20:20):
should they be able to let this friendship ride out,
especially now that we're talking about high school. So love
to see your thoughts.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Should I STI or should I go?
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah, this is a great email because I think so
many of us are going uh huh yep. Had to
deal with this in my life because basically somebody has
written in a mum has written in saying right, daughter
brought home a new friend high school age. So we're
probably thinking twelve thirteen that sort of mark and the
friends no good according to mum, was rude, didn't say
thanks when it was time to leave, spent the whole
(20:55):
time on a phone, all that sort of gear. Now
that really grinds my gear is but is it really
worthwhile this mum's stepping in and trying to do something here,
I mean, because they're not, like we said, they're not
smoking and vaping and doing really bad stuff. She just
seemed a bit rude.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Right, Yeah, what do you do when you've got someone
who you think might be a bad influence on your
kids hanging around? Ruth in Aberfoyle Parks called in on
thirteen at one O two three. Ruth, you got an
opinion some advice for us here?
Speaker 10 (21:22):
Oh, of course I do. There's a couple thoughts here.
One is, you know, the famous words is Simdy Laubert.
Girls just want to have fun, So better a bad
friend than no friend when it comes to high school,
and the mom just has to trust that she's taught
her child enough value system that she's going to work
(21:42):
it out for herself and tire of this friend well
by herself. Mom doesn't need to get involved.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
All right, there you go. I don't mind that you're
reale with that Ali. Better bad friends than no friends.
You've got two daughters.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Look as a control enthusiast. I can you hear what
you're saying?
Speaker 2 (21:58):
I can hear what you're.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Saying, Ruth, Thank you? And Astasia from Morris and Legs.
You've had three kids, all right, so you've been through
these What did you do?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
All right?
Speaker 9 (22:08):
First child, I was the aggressive and I was like, nah,
you can't see them, they're no good. You need to
leave them. They're not coming in this house. And we
buttered heads and found that he was going out doing
things behind my back because he couldn't come home and
tell me about the situation. The second one, she struggled
to make friends, so when she brought someone home, we
(22:29):
tried really hard to let her work out who she
was and become friends with it. And I found that
she was leaning more towards their behavior than finding herself.
So I said to her, you need to find out
who you are first and stick with that. And if
that person doesn't fit into your life or your way,
(22:49):
of your fundamentals or beliefs, you need to work out
for yourself if that's.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Really a true friend.
Speaker 9 (22:56):
And she had a best friend who came into our house,
sat on my kitchen table while me and my partner
were watching TV and started eating out.
Speaker 11 (23:04):
Of our kitchen.
Speaker 8 (23:08):
And saw this.
Speaker 9 (23:10):
My daughter saw this and looked at my face and
she and I said to her, after her friend left,
I'll go Would you go to her house and do
that to her her parents? And I'm like, this is
where you need to understand you're better than what you're
walking home.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yeah, okay, and so well that that was his second
What about your your final, your third child?
Speaker 9 (23:34):
Oh my god, he runs a mark.
Speaker 12 (23:36):
He is the leader of the group.
Speaker 9 (23:38):
He is the one that drags the kids out and
does things. So I said to him, once you're are
the leader and you do this, I'll go, parents are
going to be like, you're no good.
Speaker 11 (23:47):
You're no good, I'll go.
Speaker 9 (23:48):
So you need to make sure when you go into
their house that you are respectful. You were, you were
doing the right thing and you were showing that just
because you are the leader, you're not putting them down
the wrong path and you're bringing them up to your level.
And what I have taught you, you are now going.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
To teach them the fair exactly. Some first hand advice
from someone who's tried three different methods with three different outcome.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Yeah, I'm a little bit worried that I'm going to
have to have seventeen kids to finally get it right.
So thank you. Anastasia Vicky at Bari Bridge, Hey, going
think going great?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Great? This is what have you got advice for us?
Speaker 11 (24:25):
Well?
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Yeah, advice a little more. Yeah, from the other parents.
I think it might be a bit of a bad one,
but my kids. If they would bring home kids that
I thought to be a bit shady, I would just
straight up tell them that, you know, these kids, this
is what's going to happen. I can see this in
the future. This is happening. And then you know, of course,
fike back and go no, they're not They're great. And
I'm like, okay, cool mark this day andie calendar, and
(24:47):
when I'm correct, I would like you to come into
my house, write me a five hundred word essay of
an apology and say that that was right.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Did you get any essays and apologies in the end, Vicky, Well, I'm.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Just thinking insane most time knows me ones now, and
I'm thinking I might have to collect on that.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
I get the ESA.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Vicky go, all right, absolutely love it. We should actually
try to track him down.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I think you appreciate that. All right, we've heard a
little bit there. Ali. You did say at the top
of this, when we were going through it, that you
felt like this was a lived in situation for you,
it was close to home. You share any why this
is close to home for you? Well?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
How much time have you got? And can I lie
on a couch? Max?
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Right?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
That bad?
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Well?
Speaker 3 (25:40):
And also because it actually involves someone I work with,
so yeah, but anyway, look, no, I'll tell you after
Massie with the news. No, I'll tell you after Masie
gets as the news. Definitely, there's definitely a little person
that has come into the life of my youngest that
I need, I think, to actively jettison out of our relationship.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
And there aren't too many people with kids in our
little teams. So I'm very much looking forward to after
the news.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
It's your dog.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Adelaide's Ridges cash contest is on the mix Maximali's ten thousand.
Speaker 4 (26:21):
Dollars thanks to Automasters Mix one O two point three.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Oh wow, ten thousand dollars we still haven't given away.
Surely today is going to be the day. What do
you reckon?
Speaker 7 (26:33):
Max?
Speaker 2 (26:34):
I hope so, I hope Kylie from Warredale can break
this duck for us. Kylie, good morning. What do you
want to spend ten grand on morning?
Speaker 12 (26:42):
I'd love to take my kids and my husband away,
but I know everyone wants to do.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
That, but even just to enjoy our local little holiday
down by the beach.
Speaker 10 (26:50):
Be fabulous, the third great weather coming.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Yeah, yeah, take the fam away.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Dirty Degrees by Thursday. Kylie, I can see you when
you're Keenie on the beach.
Speaker 13 (27:02):
Well, hope you can't visualize that.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Summer bodies are made in winter. I'm sure you've been
hitting the gym. All right, let's get into ten thousand.
I haven't been working out that brain of yours as well.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
Correct.
Speaker 10 (27:20):
I hope so too.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
I hope I'm awake enough.
Speaker 8 (27:22):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (27:23):
All right, here we go, Good luck, Kylie. Now just remember,
all right, we have to take your first answer. And
also I keep saying this, but people don't really do
it quickly. Just pass if you don't know, because we
will come back to it at the end if there's time.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Okay, thank you, all right, Kylie and Warren A, let's
win you ten thousand dollars and get yourself a whole
new wardrobe of bikinis. Okay, ten thousand dollars minute, Kylie
starts now. True or false? Mexico City is the capital
of Mexico.
Speaker 6 (27:53):
True.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
The Jennifer Arniston Owen Wilson movie Marley and Me is
about what type of animal dog? What is the next
prime number? After thirteen.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Fifteen?
Speaker 2 (28:05):
A book by Jonathan Swift is galla A's What Why
when traveling in Australia, you should generally give way to
which direction? Right Dine and Fancy Feast are brands of what?
Speaker 8 (28:20):
Cat feed?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
What spirit is in a Cosmopolitan cocktail?
Speaker 11 (28:28):
Vodka?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Who sang the nineteen eighty three song girls just want
to have fun?
Speaker 5 (28:33):
Cingula author?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
What time zone is Adelaide currently using.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
The center time?
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Which athlete lit the Olympic cauldron at the Sydney two
thousand opening ceremony, very famous Australian athlete.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
You can see her. She runs.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Oh that's the end. You're pumpers, pretty good, pumpered through.
Speaker 13 (28:59):
Kyl Oh Kyle, all right, so let's start working through this,
Kylie Okay, So yeah, true, Mexico City is the capital
of Mexico, which is awesome.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Marley and Me is about a dog, also awesome. The
direction in Australia that you need to give way to
is on You're right, dine is in fact cat food.
After a long and protracted thought, we got to vodka
being in a Cosmo, which is brilliant, Cyndi Lauper, Girls
just want to have fun, brilliant, brilliant. Now we'll just
have to go and revisit something that you said a
(29:34):
little bit earlier. Okay, because the next prime number after
thirteen you went with fifteen. But we know a prime
is only divisible by itself and one. Yeah, yeah, seventeen seventeen.
You were so close.
Speaker 12 (29:50):
No I thought anyway.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
That again. A book by Jonathan Swift is Gulliver as
what you went lovers wait with a lot of confidence,
and it sounds like it could well be a book.
But we wanted Gulliver's travels yep, yes, and Adelaide time
zone currently we're using Australian Central daylight time, not Eastern
(30:16):
and Olympia athletes.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Who was it? Can you picture it?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Sydney too?
Speaker 3 (30:22):
You had the two thousand, didn't you?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, Sydney two thousand. Who was our.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Drinking the runners?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Yeaes skin suit?
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Yes, yes, but no money?
Speaker 13 (30:38):
Yes, but I'm sorry sucks.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (30:44):
Thank you so much for the experience of the time.
It's been great.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Thank you. You are absolutely welcome, and say hi to
or your family. Go spend that sixty bucks on a
nice dinner or something, or maybe a bit of sushi
for lunch.
Speaker 8 (30:55):
All right, it sounds amazing. So much for your time.
Speaker 12 (30:57):
Have a great day.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
She don't forget isn't she lovely? Don't forget if you
see any issue firsthand, you can do that with autocam.
That's real time video with real time reporting cent direct
to here from your automaster's technician called one three hundred
Auto Masters. But the ten thousand dollars sits with us.
You can get another chance at it tomorrow, maxinally in
the morning, all thanks to BP. I'm so excited because
(31:20):
we're going to start this cap.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
Prepare for Techo maxill Aali's Love at First Flight Mix
one of seo point three.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
Oh, this is going to be fun now, Max Burford,
do you believe in love at first sight?
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Do you think I feel like it's a little bit
shallow these days to say I love someone at first
sight because you're just really commenting on their looks. But
I'm here for it. I don't mind a bit of
a traditional love story.
Speaker 6 (31:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
And I think too that we're really about finding love
in non traditional ways though these days. And so we
started thinking about it, Well, what if we could get
you straight into a holiday romance where you could meet
the most eligible bachelor in Adelaide, but we fly you
somewhere incredibly romantic and you actually meet them there.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Yeah, you don't get to meet them at Adelaide. You
only get to meet them at a luxurious holiday destination
for the very first time, where you then just spend
time with them one on one.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Yeah, all right, So people have been registering. In fact,
you can still do that. Just get to mix one
or two three dot com dot au because we are
about to meet our mystery man, our eligible bachelor, and
you can start making your own mind. Mystery man, good morning,
How are you?
Speaker 8 (32:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Great?
Speaker 11 (32:38):
Thanks?
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Are you O?
Speaker 3 (32:39):
I'm not too bad. I need to find out a
little bit about you on behalf of all of the
women listening to this right.
Speaker 11 (32:46):
Now, or one lucky woman in particular.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Right, let's let's start with the basics. How old are you?
Speaker 11 (32:52):
I just turned forty?
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Forty's good.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
So have you been married or engaged or anything like
that before?
Speaker 11 (32:58):
I have not been married or in gauge? No kids,
That's why I look thirty.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Hasn't had those stresses? Why haven't you been married or engaged?
Just haven't found the right person yet.
Speaker 11 (33:08):
Look, I lived a pretty transient life. I traveled a
lot in my early twenties and thirties, when most people
were settling down and I now have a very steady
stable job in the city, and I've got my own
side business as well that I'm trying to launch.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
He's a hard work for ali, but definitely if.
Speaker 11 (33:23):
The right person comes along that they will get.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Prioritized for sure. Fantastic. Okay, what about at home? You
got a dog at any pets?
Speaker 11 (33:31):
I do have a beautiful rescue greyhound. He is probably
the best dog in the world. He's looking at me
right now whilst he's like dozing and sleeping. Yeah, I
take really good care of him. He's my spoilt child.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
A fantastic I know exactly how you feel. My dog
gets everything that my child would have.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
So what are you looking for then? In a woman?
Speaker 11 (33:49):
Mystery, Manton, I like a woman that's going to make
me laugh and a woman that's going to make me think.
Speaker 5 (33:54):
Those are the two biggest priorities.
Speaker 11 (33:56):
For me, because I kind of feel like everything else,
you know, as beautiful as you might be, kind of
feel like a lot of that wears off after all.
While it's almost like when you've got a beautiful view,
if you wake up every morning and you see a
beautiful view, it starts to lose its sort of appeal.
There needs to be something deeper, and for me, that
depth comes from a really great sense of humor. Someone
who's going to make me laugh all the time and
(34:17):
find the funny side of life. And someone who's going
to make me think and challenge me. So someone who's
going to be a counterpoint to my opinions, and you know,
someone to engage in like robust discussions and keep me
on my toes.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
I get so, mister man, let me get this straight.
You forty years of age, You got a really steady job,
but you're obviously okay at prioritizing different things. You rescue
dogs and humor and a woman who makes you think
is the most important thing in a girl. So why
the hell are you single? Mate?
Speaker 8 (34:49):
That's a good question.
Speaker 11 (34:50):
Did I mention I feed homeless people on a weekly basis?
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Up?
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Or is that for real?
Speaker 11 (34:55):
That is a genuine every tune night. I do a
homeless food drive.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
So okay, So then why what are you just too
busy to find the right woman or something?
Speaker 11 (35:06):
I guess you'll need to ask the women who have
sort of come in and out of my life. I
guess there's been no one who's ticked all the boxes
to challenge me, to make me laugh and to have
similar values, but you know, keep me on my toes.
Like that unique sort of package has been a bit elusive.
And I think as well. The older you get, the
more you know what you want. And you see your
friends who sort of like maybe were a bit younger
(35:29):
when they got together, and they weren't they didn't know
exactly who they were, and they realized the person they're
with now doesn't match who they are now, and so
you find those relationships sort of like falling apart a
little bit because they got together a bit too young.
I kind of feel like I'm a fine wine that's
matured now and the corks ready to be popped and enjoyed.
Speaker 4 (35:51):
You.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
I'd tell you what, if I wasn't married, and if
I was into blokes, this could be a perfect match.
Speaker 11 (35:59):
God needs to be in to you too, mate.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
I was going to say, makes there's one less if
for me.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
Yeah, I think we've spicked a good one here, are we?
Speaker 11 (36:09):
Well we okay, we could just cut this whole thing short.
Are you single now?
Speaker 3 (36:17):
The more we talk so, mister man, you are now
with us, and we want to see if we can
help you out, but also help out a single lady
who will meet you for the very first time. And
we thought we'd push it along a little bit by
you guys meeting in the most romantic place on earth.
So we're going to take care of all of that.
So if you've been listening to mister Man right now,
(36:38):
you can actually register to do this. So get to
Mix one O two three dot com dot are you?
But also right now I'm opening the phones on thirteen
one O two three. What do you think? And I
guess one final question to you, mister man, do you
believe in love at first sight?
Speaker 11 (36:52):
I like to think that if we go through this
process and the filter is switched on really well, then yeah,
it might work out for love first sight. I'm hoping
that this might be the one time where everything lines up.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Yeah, so we wow.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
All right, the lines are open thirteen one O two three.
What do you think about our mystery man? I know
what I think, Max knows allry, he thinks yeah, high
fives all round.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
I'm very excited.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
And also you can register to be a part of
this little bit of fun and take a chance on
love and our mystery Man, and we will fly you
to this most romantic place on Earth that's coming up
with Maxinell in the morning and Mix one or two
points three. Goodbye mystery man who loves rescuing dogs, Max
Andalely in the morning. Oh, we're all very excited because
love might be in the air with this cappy.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Prepare for take off Maximali's Love First Flight Mix two
point three.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Yeah, we want to find you love. We've tried all
sorts of different ways. There was a giant wheel involved
in one of them, but we thought no, what actually
makes people fall in love is sometimes that holiday holiday romance.
So the idea of love at First Flight was born.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Yeah, we've spoken to a mystery man who is going
to be whisked away to a beautiful holiday destination where
someone who registers with us is going to be similarly
whisked meet the man for the first time and just
spend a week holidaying together.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Now we just heard from him. He's forty years of age,
he's got a steady job, he has a little rescue
greyhound that was looking at he were speaking to us,
and he wants out of a woman, someone with a
sense of humor and someone who thinks and can make
him think which I like. I really like that has
an answer.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
He sounds bloody good. So thirty one O two three
we know what we think of him. We wanted to
know what you think. Graham in Penfield Gardens. I'm thinking
that you're calling, maybe not to be entered into meeting
the mystery man, but you have an opinion on him.
Speaker 7 (38:52):
Yeah, I haven't persuaded.
Speaker 8 (38:53):
You know, I'm definitely a hetero.
Speaker 11 (38:55):
He sunds fantastic mate, but much i'd marry him.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
M's decided if he ever changes teams, he knows who
he wants to change for appreciate, ascribe him endorsement.
Speaker 3 (39:08):
I guess, don't forget. You can register at vix one
O two three dot com dot are you now, Belinda A? Salisbury, North? Okay,
you have registered? So what did you think hearing mystery man?
Speaker 11 (39:20):
I almost think he's too good to be true?
Speaker 2 (39:22):
Okay, like as into a point where you're slightly worried
or wow, he's too good to be true?
Speaker 7 (39:28):
Oh yeah, slightly worried, but also yeah wow, like fighting
for the last you know, twenty years.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
So yeah, okay, So you've been trying to do some dating.
So have you been doing the apps? And stuff.
Speaker 10 (39:39):
Yeah, try to dating apps tried.
Speaker 11 (39:41):
Yeah, you know most of these things because don't have
any single friends that have partners all people that are available.
So yeah, the daddy apps haven't got anywhere. So I thought,
why not, I will apply online and see what happened solutely.
Speaker 3 (39:54):
Yeah all right, Blinda. So then from what you've heard
so far, you're still registered, You're still happy to push
to the absolutely got to be in it to win it.
Good on you.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
I love that, Thank you, Belinda. Okay, we have I
think this could end up being maybe a double act here.
Let's go to first of all, a friend who is
nominating a friend to maybe join in dub from Salisbury Heights.
You've been listening in and you think you might have
found someone to match us up with. Hi, Yes, good morning.
(40:27):
Who do you think that our mystery man will be
perfect for?
Speaker 12 (40:30):
He's going to be perfect for my girlfriend Roxy. She
is the most beautiful woman in the world. She also
loves dogs. She's got a really stellar job. I actually
got her to register and she was at the dentist
this morning, so she missed out on hearing him. But
I sent her top points and voice memos and I.
Speaker 8 (40:50):
Told him to call you right now, really big clear.
Speaker 12 (40:57):
I'm married, so I'm not listening, but I think he
sounds perfect for her.
Speaker 2 (41:05):
What did you put in the voicemails?
Speaker 12 (41:07):
In the voice so, I just put down that he's
got a really stable job, which is really important these days,
has a sidecustle because she's she likes to keep a
sharp mind as well, and she loves that sort of mindset.
Dog lover obviously, Like that's big for her too. She's
got a dog herself, an assistance dog. And yes, we're
(41:31):
fitting homeless, like come on, like.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
We did, laugh, we go and hang on. That's just you,
you know, and let me guess you also like long
walks on the beach with the sunset.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
Right.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
But hey, Dub, I can tell you that your beautiful
friend is actually called she's here now rock seven.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Hello. What do you think?
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Has Dub done a good job? You're made of going? Yes,
this man is for you?
Speaker 8 (41:54):
Yes, yes, yes, thank you? And I did the end
of her I was running out of the dentist and
yes he does.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
So you actually signed up though for me not knowing
anything about him? Why'd you do that?
Speaker 8 (42:11):
I did? I thought, if he's willing to take a chance,
and I'm willing to take a chance on love that obviously,
you know.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
Worse worth it.
Speaker 8 (42:23):
I think this could be a really fun experience and
if something comes out of it, well that's just a
massive bonus.
Speaker 2 (42:31):
What do you traditionally look for in a bloke?
Speaker 8 (42:34):
Someone fun, make your laugh, make new experiences with, definitely
kind hearted, has to love dogs, non negotiable.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
We're taking all that thing. I thought it was quite
funny too. He had a couple of little lines and
I didn't think he took himself too seriously. Well all right, Roxanne,
Well it's great you've registered. Anybody else out there that
wants to By the way, Roxanne, you've got a great
friend in dub what a legend she is. But anybody
else that wants to register, you can still do that too.
(43:07):
Just get to Mix one or two to three dot
com dot au Mix one or two point three. Max
and Ali in the morning, desperate to get you in
the running for some.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Tickets, all your free cothlet tickets, Rose and Rose and Rose,
not just the odd double.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Yes, we have the chance for you to get a
row of tickets over in Melbourne and we'll fly you there.
We'll put you up because you know you're gonna need
accommodation with your bessies or your family, whoever you decide
to take.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
Yeah, we've had a whole bunch of different people call
it in and entering. Some people they just call once
they get lucky. Other people they call and they call
and they call and they never get through. This person
falls into the latter category because your name pops up
all the time. Julie from Hallett Cove. Good morning, Julie.
(44:04):
What do you need to see Coldplay in Melbourne so
badly that you call us all the time. I'm just a.
Speaker 5 (44:09):
Serial Coldplay competition enterer.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
What's your favorite song, Julie?
Speaker 11 (44:19):
A sky full of stars? And I've got a tattoo
of that as well.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
Really hang on, hang on, you've got a tattoo of
the song or like a skyline.
Speaker 5 (44:30):
I've got lots of stars, and then I've got I
Think I See you in the middle of all the stuff.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Chris Martin hit some high notes when things that when
he sings I think I See you. Can you just
give us a little bit of I Think I see
you you.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
Julie, You're a legend, and guess what. You are absolutely
in the running for a role of Coldplay tickets. So congratulations,
thank you, no worries, have a great day. Don't forget
to join the Mixed Club too. Everybody else they've got managers.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
With so many different email accounts.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
The best.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
You're all right, thanks.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
I mean, you can stop calling, but don't stop calling us.
We absolutely adore you. But yeah, join the mix if
you haven't. For everybody else, exclusive advantages and extra ways
to win and all that sort of gear. You can
get to that at Mix one or two three, dot
com dot A.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
You alternative. Stick around with Michelle all day. She'll have
some more chances for you. Don't answer Julie's call. We
got her in already this morning.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Now we're running a little bit late, so we've got
to get out of the way now for Michelle Murphy.
So you can get in the running for these cold
Blade tickets. But we were late for a very good
reason because we met our mystery man. If you want to,
you can absolutely register to find this love bying away
to a mystery destination and meeting him there. So just
get to Mix one, O two three dot com dot AU.
(46:05):
All right, let's get out of here Max, let's do
it all right. Major back here just after six tomorrow
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