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Speaker 1 (00:01):
There's one picture with no context and two comedians with
no clue. This is Picture Discuss. In this episode, a
woman waves a red flag towards a group of hairy
naked bodies. Her face is giving both scared and surprised.
Ken Geraldine Hickey and Reyess Nicholson explain this one the
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answer at the end of the show. Now here's your host,
Merck Watts.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Thank you for being a part of this. We're going
to discuss some pictures. You want to have a look
at the picture easy, it's on your phone. Just have
a look at it. There it is, Yes, you can
also find it on our Instagram handle as well. Welcome
to Picture Discuss, Geraldine Hickey and Reys Nicholson. Hello, great
to have you both. Jeez, you're already laughing. What are
we seeing in front.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Of us here?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
That's the annual running of the bulls. We are off.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
That is a so we're seeing a very hairy backside.
Is it hair or is it not not clean? And
then there's a there's a woman. Look, she's wearing maybe
a soccer top, it's some kind of sporting top and
she's holding a red like she's.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Making making it making the balls angry, yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
And just can't get through get through this.
Speaker 5 (01:23):
And she's wearing not are they bathing shorts like the
pink and black polka dot shorts, little tiny little shorts.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
They kind of look like the frilly underwear a bar
Wench in the eighteen hundreds would wear. Kind of incredibly descriptive,
but you know what I mean, like a kind of
like Old West kind of like come on, can't.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, Like that's incredibly like I said, descriptive.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Least the underwear to earth now, but at the time
that would have been look at that lower thigh so racey.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
There is another person in the full ground quite blurry,
and I don't know whether there's there's a week in
front of them.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
They have a lot of pubic hair.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
What's the longest pubic hair can go? Like it's you know,
our hair on our head keeps growing, just keeps going.
Pubic hair has decided to be a little bit longer
than body hair, but it still has an end goal,
like you know what I mean, like it's going to stop.
There anyone on earth that it's just kept growing.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yeah, Well, mine goes down to my ankles.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Okay, you tuck them into your eighteen hundreds roll.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Yeah, No, that just it's too it's they're quite wiry,
so they don't get that long.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Fall out.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
It's just retracted like a scourer.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Scourer because they're actually really incredibly long, but they just
look all short because or bunched up.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
But then the older you get, the less curly they get.
I think, yeah, probably get.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Straightened. Mine straightened one. Sometimes I've had mine permed. Nope, Okay,
what really gets me is the yeah, the hair, the front,
but that we have, yeah, on the left hand side.
So I'm a very hairy person, to the point where,
in a similar way that people get belly button lint,
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I get at the very top of my crack every morning.
There is some lint there. Really, that's how hairy I am.
And I try and take like, yeah, I'm a I mean,
I mean, what.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
You shoe, don't you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
You Are's a lot going on, and I feel sorry
for this man. This I'm sorry for, like the the
lengths he's having to go to just stay in any
way hygienic seems like an absolute nightmare. And he's got
a tramp stamp. So he's got.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
That.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Let's have a look at that, because that looks the
area there is clearly shaved, like that's been shaved back,
because there's more here at the top there that's a
dividing kind of range.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Real tattoo.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
No, I think it's it looks like maybe like a
sponsorship because the other the other person on the right,
also has one. It's a little bit blurred, but as well.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
It could be part of the same tramp fraternity.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
I just tried to think about that.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
It was a like a like a thing that you
put on photos for a copyright thing.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Oh a digital No, No, it's it's on their human persons.
So they've been shaved. That guy on the left there,
it's really clear because he's got you know, a lot
of hair to shave, yes, and they've made a little
runway there and then they've they've applied either a sticker
or painted it or something like that. Now here's the
thing is like, is that a sponsor because is that
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a do you want to pay money? Or is that
like a or is it maybe a charity or something
like that?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
What do you think it's a In a similar way
that a politician will make an ad about the politician
they're up against, of like, don't vote for this person.
I think you'd put a product that you don't like
on that man to run around and say if you
want to buy whatever that says, yeah, this is a
guy who sponsors it.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I think it's Peter Dunton Free Entry after eleven.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Or maybe what if it might be for bum cream
or something cream?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
What kind of what are we talking? What do you mean?
What like just hemorrhoids or.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
All of the just cream that you can wipe on
your bum to make it feel nice. Move Yeah, yeah,
I don't know. Haven't used any bum cream.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I realized recently that all creams are just anything you'd
put on your body is just to make the wet
bits of your body dryer and the dry bits of
your body wetter. That is the only job of a cream,
you know. I mean, like when you boil it all down,
we're just trying to get wetter or drier.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Yeah, we're just trying to smell noss.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, well if that, if that's also.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
There, Yeah, let's let's go back to this guy on
the left that.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
You don't want to talk more about cream. We're going
to get there. This is just an interlude.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
The guy on the left there he's got a very
red bottom, like it's quite red. And then the rest
it looks as though something has happened to him.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Just maybe are these adult babies. It's the running of
the adult babies every year, heads of the corporate world, theos,
people that want left power in their lives. They run
down the street and they get spanked on the bottom
and then change. So maybe that's what's happened just prior
to this.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
It's the old before you go out there like a
footy tap on the ass, but like a.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Pretty baby, pretty hard. It's pretty red.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
You can't mistake that.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Just this one off. Yeah, okay, yeah that no one's.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Not unread as well.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
But like I'm clear, I just thought he was clenching
and that was just a bit of an indentation shadow.
But yeah, but on the left, yeah, I just think
he's all red. I mean, look at his arm.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
But we're shaved, is quite white and light there. It
looks as though there has been some sort of heightened activity.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Andy's buttocks, who come on This is the Morning podcast.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
I just thinks he thinks he drinks a few bees
and he's just he just goes red.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I still think we're going to zoom out and they're
going to have big baby bonnets on and big dummies.
But they're drinking beer out of big bottles, big and
fippy cups, are they? And they've got huge rusks, huge ones.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
For anybody who doesn't know what a rusky is, there's
something a child puts in their mouth.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
It's not and it's one of the most disgusting a
baby eating it like and they're just in the corner.
You get stuff stuck in the corner of your mouth
when you're a baby, and when you're old in the middle.
You shouldn't have stuff stuck in the corner.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
You should give rusks to pensions like my mum could
do with a rusk or can sh she be happy with.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
You ever seen a baby with just like this kind
of it looks like biscuit and they just gnaw at
it and just it's disgusting and I need we need
it out of the cafes, We need it out of
the streets. I don't care what you do in your
own homes, but just keep the keep the rusk out
of my face.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Put them into the retirement homes where they belong. With
my mum. Let's have a look at this woman in
the center and the foe around there. She's got a
lot there's a lot of intents on that face looking at.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Balls and she does.
Speaker 5 (08:23):
She looks like the person that doesn't normally seek out
the opportunity to look at dick and balls.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, what she got written? What's the emblem on her shirt?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
That's a Nike swoosh?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yeah, but what's the sports brands? Uie, Santanta Boy?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I don't know. Look, I would say that it is
some sort of sporting club, whether or not it's related.
Maybe that is her sporting club.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I don't know, Fanta Boy or Santa Boys? Are these
nude santas mud sanders?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Well, and that would explain the beard that the guy
has got on his on the right there, he's bring
his sandy beard.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
It's not currently grey. It's a Thanna on boxing day.
He's had a big night and he's just like, I'm
going to get blind and run at this.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Woman and she's like, lucky, I've got this red table ploss.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Well, that's your jacket. You got to put your pants on, mate.
Come on.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
When she said I wanted to see Santa Sack, I
didn't mean this fella, this has gone too funny.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Got there.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I just feel like this woman has this is not
the first time she's.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Like look at that, she has intent.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
She knows if you're picking a team, you're picking her,
she'd be in the top three.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah. Sure, because she looks like she did stuff done recently.
Fell off his chair when he had.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
That and he's back in the room.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Sorry, my foot tapped the thing and I went down
so slowly, but it scared me so much. I didn't think.
I didn't know what was going on.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
We're going to edit that part and take it out
of context.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I just accept that I was being sucked into hell.
I'm like, oh, well, if I go, I've had a
good run.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
So she I feel like she's she's done this before,
this is not her first time, and she really wants
to succeed and whatever this is right, We think it's
maybe it looks so much like obviously the running of
the balls, as you said, but I don't reckon that
she's I feel like she's got a backstory where she's
done this for a couple of years without the success
that she wanted. But this is her year, this is
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her time that that faces this time I win.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Yeah, she knows what's what's happening. She she knows how
to deal with balls, but not these types.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Maybe soccer balls. She does have the vibe of a
soccer umpire.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
No, a player, player slash manager, like she's the one.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
She's like, she knows.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Deborah, Oh, it is so true. That's that's deborly finess.
That's what she is. She's recently single, out there looking
for love.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
You all the wrong place, all the wrong She's got
it horribly wrong, looking for love and horribly the wrong places.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
No, but I think she honestly, I think she's some
sort of She's in a club, a sporting club, like
a second club is what I'm thinking. And they're doing
a fundraiser for their club where they've invited all the
people that think that they that women can't play sport.
They're allowed to come down and have it go. Yeah,
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they're not allowed to wear any clothes.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I think it's either that or she's hunting for sport.
And she's hunting. She's on an island somewhere and they've
released a bunch of naked men and a few lesbians
that have to catch as many men as they possibly,
can I think that's what it is.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
Yeah, and it's sponsored by bum c.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Yeah, bum Cream sponsors squid Games. Yeah, somewhere in Europe possibly. Yeah.
So's the thing is that you kind of assume that
maybe this could be in Spain, right, because the bullfighting
traditions in Spain. Now, what normally happens after a matador
has done battle with a bull in Spain is they
take away the bull and they butcher it, right, because
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the bulls don't tend to win, kind of Yeah, it's
a really stacked right, So.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
They're going to kill these men? What happens here?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
What do they what do they do to these men?
And how how do they how does she complete? Like
where does it end? What's the end point? And then
what happens to the guys at the end of that?
Speaker 4 (12:33):
She just hates them?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, yeah, I like the dark mate.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
No, she just there's no, she doesn't butcher them, she
just no.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
There, it's not what I expected here, right? Should we
find out where this picture is from what it's about?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I mean, I feel like we nailed it.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Can't wait to find it that we're right?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Did they guess it?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Right?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
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Speaker 3 (13:17):
All right, here it is.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
This is a photo from Nude Blacks Versus Spanish Conquistadors,
taken during the Harker at a nude rugby match in Danda,
New Zealand. This is New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Oh I know those two.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, well this is a surprise. The event was an
unofficial curtain raiser, so it was the unofficial curtain raiser
to the Rugby World Cup match between Argentina and England
in twenty eleven. So this is the unofficial curtain raiser
because they didn't get past this one past the Rugby
World Cup administration. Surprise, surprise.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
But wait, so they playing the nude no?
Speaker 5 (13:55):
What?
Speaker 2 (13:55):
No, well it's I think the Nude Blacks is like
the alternative to the All Blacks versus the Conquistadors, which
is the Argentinian team.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
Right, So she's Argentinian, I think, so okay, And so
they're actually those guys are Kiwi's which is why maybe
one of that's what it is.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
The guy on lift is in fact wearing a sheep
as some sort of loincloth. That's why there's so much
black hair coming out of his crack.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
No ofhfense to the great people of New Zealand, who
there are many attractive. But if I was going to
watch a nude game of rugby, I'm gonna be focusing
on the Spanish guys.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
I reckon.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
The New Blacks is the name suggests play in nothing
at all, whilst the female Spanish team dropped down to
their underwear, so they're a real team. This picture was
taken during the nud Blacks doing the harker, so they're
actually in the middle of the harker, and I think
that they weren't actually charging each other at all. It's
so there's a standoff, so that these guys are doing
like a nude harker and the Conquista doors for whatever reason,
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she's got a tablecloth there.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Maybe she's just she's got it there.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
She's going to raise up and field her own eyes
from the harker. It actually is only I've been up
more questions it has.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
But like, I'm more for more gender equality in sports,
but that's weird.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
Yeah, I don't like it. Yeah, who do you think
decided that the men should be completely nude and the
women should still have some clothes men, because that doesn't
make it the men. They're like, no, it'll be all
above board. You guys can wear underwear. That's totally fine.
We will be nude the entire time.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
And some said, I say, Greg, I don't reckon. It's
good for you to have a stiffy on the field.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yeah, because it's it looks bad and he's.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
Look, you reckon, it's part of my hardker. No, it's not.
It's not great. With that, we will wrap it up. Brice, Nicholson,
Gerald and Hickey. Thank you for playing along with Picture
to Discussed.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Oh thanks, it was all right right.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
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