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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Our next guest is a stand up comedian and internet
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and Kit with Melbuddle Bud and we are talking about
Christmas confessions. A thousand bucks to spend at Chemist's warehouse
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for your confession. Thirteen one oh six Five's our number?
Speaker 2 (00:24):
What's your best one?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
This is.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
This is an awkward one. When I was I was
probably about sixteen, and my parents went all out on Christmas.
There was a number of really big, big ticket items
that I'd requested, that they'd done that thing where they
were like, well, you have to be good. We don't
know if we're going to get you. You've got to
behave yourself, you know, all that sort of stuff. And
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I just went through the house and I was like,
I need to know if I'm getting a Sega Mega Drive.
I think I wanted I need to know if all
this stuff is going to turn up or not right.
And so I went through where I thought some presents
might be hidden. I found the stash of all of them.
I peeled the wrapping paperback, I had a look. It
was confirmed to me I was getting all above. And
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then I had to on Christmas morning sit there and
unwrap them and use my acting skills to be surprised.
And my parents were like, something's off, what's wrong. I
was like no, no, no, no. We thought you'd be
so excited. And I was like, oh, I think I
feel a bit sick. And I passed it off as
if I was having a glandular fever. I was taking
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to the hospital. On Christmas Day, I went up to
the mart to private because I was pulling such a stunt,
because I just because I'm a sneaky little rat who
looked at some of her presents in the cupboard, and
I thought, if I just keep acting like I'm sick
and sick and dig into that, they'll forget about the presence.
And I was like, oh, I'm pretty unwell. I need
a blood test. I didn't need any of the food,
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and I feel terrible.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
That is quite a confession.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Wow. I mean, you can't win the money, but if
you could, that would do it.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Son.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
You're a Regent's park. What's happening.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Good morning. So I've been keeping a secret for over
ten years. Every Christmas Eve, our big extended family or
the aunties, uncle's cousins, we all have a big beef
Christmas Eve night and it's all about the food. And
there's gonna be homemade food. And since my grandmother passed,
I was passed with dessert. So for ten years I've
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been bringing a beautiful rolled pavlova, cherry cream pavlova and
black Boris cake. And I don't actually make it.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Do you do anything to make it look less professional?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yes I do.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
There's a local dessert maker and as she brings around
my house and then we put it in.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Very good or anonymous.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I love this this year.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
That's even bet.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
I don't even want to put your name to it.
Come on, good morning, Anonymous, Good morning, Okay, what do
you do?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
What's your confession?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
So Christmas is always chaos in our family, So we
are going to say Christmas is canceled. We've got a
business meeting, my husband does, and we are not having
Christmas this year, but we're really staying at home being
Christmas crunches. What are you doing that my husband doesn't
want mess in the house.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Okay, those plassic Christmas Day business meetings.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
What a business are you in where someone would put
out a business meeting on Christmas Day.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I'm not sure your dealings in Abu Dhabi or somewhere.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
They don't celebrate and that's fun.