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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On Canberras hit one or four point seven?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's Roden, Gabby, who at?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Oh what's happened? This one's got to be when they
get confused on the internet. I'm just like you.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It's a bit confusing.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Can't really get it anyone, Bobby, what even is a TikTok?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Clickbait has tricked to sow watch me click or watch
me scroll? Do I click that clickbait?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Or am I getting?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Troll gets up to your.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Confused and he listeners to the show.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
If you haven't been tested as to whether or not
you are a clickbait connoisseur, here's how it works. We
all see headlines that we go. Is that headline promising
more than the article could ever deliver?
Speaker 5 (00:38):
Yeah, and if you scroll on, you're a connoisseur. I
think I've proven many times that I am not a
connoisseur because I click through and I'm disappointed every time.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
It depends on the headline. Be honest with yourself, Gabby.
You'll read the headline and say I would click.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
It or not.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
So this one's in regards to the Golden Bachelor Bear
who is currently trying to find lady. I think it's
a finale this coming weekend, where he picks one of
the two final standing. But on the show, they have
been painting the picture that mister Bear has not dated
since his late wife passed away fourteen years ago. They're
(01:16):
saying pretty much saying there's a fourteen year gap here,
like they haven't really touched any kind of love story
in between.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
So I saw this headline.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
More shocking details about Barry Bear Murden's engagement to his
secret fiance are revealed as his mortifying nickname is leaked
by his ex's friends.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Now, I don't actually care that he was engaged in.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
The last fourteen years or had relationships in the last
fourteen years, like they get they're not including them in
the show for dramatic purposes.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Don't care about that.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
But I'm really interested in what is a worse nickname
than Bear?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Well, I honestly didn't think it was that bad nickname
because they're using it. Yeah, but what it's a secret
and a secret nickname.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I'm clicking that, right, I want to know what his
nickname is.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I'm clicking that.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
And so I was super intrigued, and so I've read
the whole article and I was like, where's the nickname,
and I had to go back to the start of
the article to understand what's happening here. And this is
this is the quote that they've taken out of context
for the title.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Any time you need to do a repeat read of
an article, sure, let's look for the detail.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
And insider who attended the couple's engagement party, has said
that he was commonly described as a tossa.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
That's not a nickname, that's a descriptive word.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Steve Wore, our former Australian cricket captain, was known as
Tugger anyway, that's name.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
On camera. We love to have fantastic comedians touring Australia
visiting us here. But we're I'm so proud when we
see them succeed over in America. It's the toughest market
in the world to succeed it just about anything. Yeah,
but she they seem to appreciate our sense of humor.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah, if it's done right, well, they understand.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
It that there was an inflection.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Let's go to a man who's doing that with incredible success,
the great Monte Franklin.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Get I mate, how are you going? Hey?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Thanks for having me go. I appreciate it our pleasure.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
I found when I went to Canada and I was
doing a speech at my friend's wedding, I fell into
like eighty percent Bogan because the whole crowd was just
staring at me because of my accent, and so I really,
I don't know, I just subconsciously embraced that and went
all in. So I just started calling everyone mate, and
I said he was a top bloke, and everyone's like,
what is she saying. Do you find that when you're
(03:45):
around your American friends that you just kind of dive
in a little heavier.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
I think I used to. I've been in America for
twelve years. I think in the beginning I thought the
hilarity of the novelty was something to abuse. But now
but now I just I'm authentically my welf, really, and
but the like in the middle of the country in
America that is so foreign and strange to them. I
(04:12):
was at in a supermarket in Dayton, Ohio with Rob
Schneider and they got onto the loud speaker and said
ladies and gentlemen, just letting everyone know. And I thought
they were going to say, Rob Schneider's here, and they
said an Australian everyone came up to me in the
supermart like we've seen Rob before.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
That's cool this, I tell you.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
I was in the in the Midwest of the US
slud this time last year and I dropped a crikee.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
People were punching the air. I didn't see it coming.
He's done it. He's done it, like they.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Because that's what they to say, krike but they know
it as the crocodile hunt. They're very excited over there.
People mentioning to you that Steve Rwan's young fellow Roberts
doing well on Dancing with the Stars.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Is that a big deal over there?
Speaker 6 (05:00):
Run Everyone loves him, and I got to say, I'm
so proud of him. You know, he's not even my son,
or maybe he is, he's not, but I think he's
great and I think the world needs people like that.
And I'm always very proud of our exports that fly
(05:20):
the flag for US well.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
And I think he's doing awesome. I think he's great.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Well, you're doing very well as well. You're flying the flag.
We're pretty proud of you too.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
I needed to hear that. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
You.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I mean, you mentioned Rob Schneider there and I think
about all of a sudden, I'm just joining dots here.
So and I remember a fantastic Jim Jefferies told a
fantastic story. We all know Jimmy's a tremendous astrand comedian.
Saw him here at the Llewellyn Hall a couple of
years ago, just as COVID was ending. Had a lot
of jokes about it, people wearing masks. I was the
only bloke in the crowd wearing a mask, so good laughs,
had a good time. But he's fantastic, And I know
(05:53):
he and Rob and I think John Cleese were doing
some work on the script for a film. You do
you get invited or lurid into those circles Hollywood's Spider.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
That was my script. I got them all involved.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Way that script.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I'm talking about that story where John Cleice was nearly killed.
That's true story, that's your script.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
That's my script.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
So I've we're filming a movie next year here that myself,
Rob Schneider, John Clees, and Jim Jeffries wrote and we're
filming in Australia next year. And that story comes from
Arizona where we all got together and were writing that
film during COVID and yeah, Jim Jeffries thought that he well,
(06:40):
he got COVID and then he thought he'd killed the
greatest comedy mine still alive today and it was a
humorous now, but at the.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Time it was pretty terrified tears.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
It was one of the greatest story. He told that
story llewell and Holf. He didn't mention Monty Franklin.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
It doesn't really add to the story when you're throwing
it talk about dark power. So he's right not to
bring me.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Into Okay, congratulations, that's a big deal. How excited can
you believe.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
That it's the greatest And they have the caliber of
those people involved, and we've got Rhys Darby involved in
the movie, so yeah, it's going to be great.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
Whereabouts in Australia filming?
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Are you scouting for locations at the moment, because we
can help you out when you're in town.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Beautiful spots we're looking.
Speaker 6 (07:24):
There's a different It depends which state we go to
and do it all in one sort of state.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
Western Australia is where it happened. So we'll see.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Eric Banner was filming out here.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
You brought to course there you go.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
That's our pitch Monty. It was good enough for Erk Banner.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Yeah, good enough for Erk Banner. Get to Canberra.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
So that's our pitch mate. We can't wait to see
you here. Is that your mate?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Twenty twenty five World Tour Live in camera, Saturday the
fifteenth of November at the Street Theater.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
That's this weekend.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah. If there are tickets.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Left, be very very quick because this is a privileged
to have you perform him mate.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Thank you so much for the time today.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
We look forward to seeing you here and then we'll
see you back here from the movie.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
No worries.
Speaker 6 (08:05):
I appreciate it, guys. So this weekend camera looking forward
to it. No, I'll come and film there. I might not,
but I will.
Speaker 4 (08:13):
This is wrong Gabby wrapped on camera.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Want four point seven.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Gabby as always, and it's been far too long bringing
us a Gabby's Facebook Memory.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Gabby's Facebook Memory. The intro is so beautiful.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Don't feel like it fits with a lot of my memories.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
This is this, This jingle is what Facebook want you
to think.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, their feature is yes.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
They're like, oh we love you looking back at the
good times and your memories and your statements and comments
and we look back at them and go.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Oh, no, you're gonna love this wise observation you made
twenty years ago.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
You won't, you won't.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Well, this is the thing that Facebook memories. We used
it differently. We did it was remember we used to
say how do you feel?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
What are you thinking?
Speaker 5 (09:06):
What I said it would say Gabby is, and then
you'd finish the sentence, so you'd be like, Gabby is
thinking it's a warm day or whatever.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
But then now when the memory.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Comes up, it just says he's thinking it's a warm
It doesn't make sense anymore. But that's not what the
memory is today. The memory is a little different. Seven
years ago. This is my memory for the twelfth of November.
What's seven years ago?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Two thousand and eighteen, nineteen three, No, it's twenty and eighteen.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
You're thinking the same as like you say, ten years ago,
and you think it's the nineties, but it's not me more.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
It's two thousand and one now, right.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Yeah, yeah, So this is my status.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Mum just asked if I still want an advent calendar
this year?
Speaker 3 (09:56):
Is that even a question? I'm thirty, not the grinch.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
I am disappointed. You read it in that voice I'm
surprised it wasn't. Mom just asked me.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
I was thirty. If I was eighteen, then.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, that's the way you were speaking in two thousand
and I can't That's a fantastic Gabbi's Facebook memory by request.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
So many people wanted about.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
This is wrong, Gabby rapped on camera four point seven.
We know some Obey is the most dangerous destination to
live a holiday, or visit or.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Just drive past.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Yes, statistically a lot of crime and accidents and disasters happened.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
It's small part.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Of the world, disproportionate disasters. Really, you're odd in Australia
full stop. I don't know. I feel like someone needs
to investigate what's going on.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Well, the cops there aren't doing the greatest job because
the crime rate is just beyond Wow.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
The new CoP's daughter's hooking up with old mate.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Now he's dead.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Now the new cop died.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
No, the old mates was dating.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Oh that's a relief for the cop. Does he know
anything about it?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
There's I think it was a hit and run. Oh,
that's that's the report. Who filed the report? Okay, stop,
this is what Summer Bay does to you. It's not
enough to say, oh, there was a hit and run
walk away. All of a sudden, I get a conspiracy theory.
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Because that's probably right.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Okay, at this time of year, they usually build.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
To a disaster so that we come back next year
to see if anyone survived.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Because someone's definitely going to die.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
I but refuse to believe that this year. I think
it'll just be. And we prepared for a great Christmas
lunch and everything was set to go.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Well, baby was perfect.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yep, come back in twenty twenty six and see how
good Christmas lunch was.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I'm sure that's where this promo.
Speaker 6 (11:50):
Was going to go.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
I don't think that's getting me hooked, but sure, here
we go.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Don't believe we're all here together.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Everything feels stop.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Why they were to train at a train station.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
To see your problem coming.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
I've never seen a train station.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
And.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Well there is now apparently, And it looks like it's
a pretty well established old train station too.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
It looks like the one in bungandor like it's a.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
It is surprising that this train station it's a it's
bigger than you realize.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Summer Bay. We get distracted by the river boys. We
don't turn to look the other way.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
At the rail boys, is that a thing?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Trained? Boys?
Speaker 4 (12:25):
I love you?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I love you too.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Oh, hang on a second for impact. This doesn't feel
like they're preparing for a sensible Christmas lunch.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
It's a train, of course not.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
And you're right. The graphic brace for impact has come
up with the sound of a lightning belt.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Where are they going?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
We didn't even know the station was there, so we
haven't checked.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Now the train's going through country, New South Wales, somewhere.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Well stands the reason right? Train just rolling?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (12:57):
Why is the entire town of Summer Bay on a train.
My entire town would never come together like that on
the train.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
They would if there was a good enough show in
Sydney and you were catching the XPT.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
We're going to see Michael Jackson the Musical.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
That you're right, they're going to see Michael Jackson the Musical.
Everyone get on the.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Trains for the first time ever. Now they've gone over
a bridge. Seems to be fine. Now that's good.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
That's good news, all right, now, Harry Potter train.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
It's a beautiful old train, like a steam train.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Now someone one of the townspeople, townsfolk is running down
the corridor in the trains.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
For a tunnel, and there is there's a derailment, and
now the train is wedged in the front of the
tunnel on its side.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
By the look of it, Yes, let's hit a bicycle
because it looked like some kids were running out of
the train tunnel. They must have been playing in there
and they left their bike on the tracks. So the
trains hit the bike. It's flipped and it slid on
its side halfway out of the tunnel.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
All right, Well, there's a number of investigations that need
to happen. Obviously, the crime thing is something we've already flagged.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
But whoever is in charge of train manufacture in Summer Bay,
he's doing some type of shoddy job. The greatest season
final there's ever been, the greatest. I don't know that
is the greatest. The whole town looks like they just
got wiped out.
Speaker 5 (14:37):
It's just a new cast next year. They did this
with vander pump Rules. They got too dramatic and they went, oh,
you're all out, let's start fresh.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Are going the rest of us are going? I need
to watch how he ended on vand