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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On Canberras hit one or four point seven? It's Roden
Gabby wat.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Gabby's fighting people in the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Well, I didn't start the fight.
Speaker 4 (00:09):
I thought I agreed with the conversation until I thought
about it later and I realized I didn't. But there
could be a fight brewing because Ashley Nolin from the
newsroom and I.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Brewing ah coffee.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Story good one.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
We were in the kitchen yesterday talking about the coffee
machine that we have in the work kitchen, and we're
talking about coffee machine etiquette in the workplace, and Ash
said something that I'm not sure I actually do agree with,
even though I agreed with her at the time.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
You did that thing that we were talking about yesterday
with those jerks on Big Brother, where they just started
agreeing with one another. Can you get along?
Speaker 5 (00:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Go back to rock the boat.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
I am.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
I'm back to Rock the Boat, and I want to
ask you the question to see where you sit on
this before I bring it up with Ash, because I
want backing first.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
This is a lose lose for this guy. It's a trap,
an innocent bystander, like not involved in it at all,
and now I'm stuck.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
You're in the middle.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
So I want to know with the work coffee machine, right,
you often have to fill up the water tank, you
have to empty the grinds. You've got to do what
the machine says. The particular one where you have anyway,
it comes up with a little message saying you need
to empty the drip tray or whatever it may be.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
She's a fragile beast. And I don't mean ours.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I just mean coffee machines in general, where.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Your work, you're you know what we're talking about. With
this coffee maker.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
It's the same like with the capsule machines, Like they're
all they've all got maintenance that need to occur.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
If you decide that you're better than a teaspoon and
a Jara Macona, you're signing up for this.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
So my question is if the coffee machine Okay, you've
made your coffee made, and then the coffee machine says
fill the water tank. Is it your responsibility to fill
the water tank before you walk away? Or is it
the next person's responsibility because they'll be using the water.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Hmmm, just fill it.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
But I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Ah, this is rongaty rats on camera four point seven.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Our next guest is the fashion critic to go to
in Australia, but you won't recognize her down the street.
You know the name fashion Critical, who is perpetually in disguise,
and I wonder if there's a reason for that. Over
one one hundred and thirty thousand online followers are sold
out camera appearance coming up, and we're lucky enough to
(02:38):
have her joining us on the show today Fashion Critical.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Good morning, Good morning, And I will have you know
that there are also three hundred and thirty thousand on Facebook.
We're pushing half a million here if we're going to
be you know, specific, so.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
You undersell it.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Well, that's a significant under cell, so you're right to
actually correct that. Tell Us, does the life of a
fashion critic mean? Getting ready in the morning is a
living nightmare?
Speaker 6 (03:05):
To be fair, I am presently in my pajamas, so
I try to wait till the very last minute to
get dressed if I've got to go somewhere special. And
there's a few reasons for that. One I'm very prone
to spilling, and two something that I call crop whiskers,
which is when you get creasing in your dress or pants,
(03:26):
usually in the sitting region from sitting down. And now
this is something that is considered okay if you're just
a human going about in the world, but if you've
got a special event where you're going to be photographed,
you do not want these. So I will try to
put on my frock at the very eleventh hour so
that I can arrive looking perfect, because you can imagine
(03:47):
the scrutiny that I face after scrutinizing the looks of celebrities.
For I think it's been fourteen years, and then I
only recently just showed myself for the first time around
my book launch, so I knew I would be facing
in Kent's scrutiny from the public. So in ways it
was a nightmare, but it was also very fun.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Crotch whiskers. Is this why when we see and we've
only learned of this recently released I have anyway, the
stars on their way to Awards nine, they will get
into tall vans and they and stamps. They won't sit down.
Is that why?
Speaker 6 (04:22):
Well, I like to think it's because of me, And
let me tell you why. So many years ago I
think it was back in It was a long time ago.
Kate Blanchette caught a New South Wales public bus to
the Actor Awards. Instant me because she was wearing true
story that she put a photo on Instagram on a
bus like a regular bus, like you know, paid for
a bus there, and she was wearing a very silk
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dress that would have creased very easily. So that's why
she did it. And ever since then, so I'm talking,
for over a decade, I've said, should have caught the
bus if somebody's clothes creased on the red carpet. And
then lo and behold they started catching the bus.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Oh, well done Tate Blanchett, and well done fashion critical.
Speaker 6 (05:01):
I like to think it was a team effort between
me and miss Blanchett.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
I'm no fashion officionado. God knows, I'm standing here in
track food pants right now. However, there is one thing
that I thought was the height of fashion in the
last few years. But it was a controversial one and
I'll be interested to get your tape head.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I'm putting these on the screen now, so Gabe you
can see these as well. A few years ago, a
fashion brand called Mischief ORCHF released astroboy boots. They were
like a seven hundred dollar pair of boots but you
did look like you had feet like Astroboy, and I
didn't have a practical reason to get them, aware of
(05:40):
them anywhere or money, But I still reckon the greatest
shoe ever created. Are you aware of these?
Speaker 6 (05:47):
I'm not aware of them, and I'm aware of very little.
To be fair, I just what I am good at
is just casting my judgment and correct opinions on things.
But now I'm not aware of these boots. But they
sound fun. And I have to say, I have one
pair of shoes that I bought once, the only pair
of designer shoes that I have. They're Chanelle and they're
absolutely ridiculous, and I think I've won them twice and
(06:09):
they almost need to go in a frame on the
wall because I bought them because they were just so fun.
But they're not practical. So maybe you should have bought
the astroboys shoes and then made them into an artwork
on your walls.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Put them under glass. That's an even better.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I need to be honest, So what are your fashion?
Speaker 6 (06:27):
That money thing that's sure coming.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I know you said ignore trends, but there is one
trend we spoke about on the show. Just a couple
of weeks ago. That supposedly is coming back in the
lead up to summer, and that's koala is at the beach.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
What are your thoughts on that?
Speaker 6 (06:41):
I have not heard of this. I have no idea
what you're talking about. What your main koala.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Is is where we grow back our bodily hair and
it pokes out from our bikini bottom.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
God Okay, okay, Now you have to be careful with
speaking about these things. You can get canceled for anything
these days. So I'm going to go ahead and say,
if you want to throw out your hair, please you
do you, but that's a no for me. I will
not be proceeding with that. This summer they went for
the wonders of laser clinics.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Australia draw the line, increase whiskers. Women in Media Canberra
presents Fashion Critical Live Now. That's Thursday, November twenty. We
can't wait to have you here. It's the Granger on Geelong. However,
it is sold out, so if you're experiencing some fomo,
be one of the half a million followers of Fashion Critical.
Get online if you haven't already and hit the follow button,
or of course you can purchase your book red carpet
(07:31):
Luke's and Lolls from an undercover fashion critic and you
can get that review. You get great.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Bookski, which is a great book.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
It looks like an old school magazine where you go
through and you see beautiful, shiny photos different celebrities.
Speaker 6 (07:44):
Incidently, the designer at Murdo Books was ex magazine, so
that is very much Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's a lot
for fun and I think it's it's a good little
Christmas present as well.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, Fashion Critical, you are fantastic. We will chat to
you again. Appreciate the time. Travel safe on you camera.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Thank you can't wait to be there.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
This is Gabby wrapped on camera four point seven.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
This is a big story around Australia.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Evan.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Some international outlets picked up on this because there's aldis
around the world.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Yeah, and two days ago Aldi had to release a
statement to say, guys, this particular treat that's in the
freezer section next to the human ice cream treats is
a doggie treat. It's got a picture of a dog
on it. It's a cute picture and people were just going, great,
a doggy ice cream, but it's for humans and they
would eat it and then they realized on the packet
it said pet food only.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
So many fun treats have you know, mass cute like yeah,
cartoon animals, right, that are packaging.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
So people didn't think you see.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Pup pops or whatever they called and.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
You go, well, I think there is an ice cream
that's like a poor right, So yeah, yeah, there's fun
things like that. But this one, however, is pet food.
The flavors of it, I think tell you that because
it's carrot and apple or pete, we're not We're not
buying that for dessert.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Would not supprise me in the slightest if you go
to one of these fancy ice creameriest fine a pea
flavor or a carrot an apple for perspective. So for perspective.
The most controversial recipe today is from Megan Markle. What's
that producer, Chelsea.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
Oh, she's just come out with a new bagel recipe.
But she's getting a lot of backlash because in the
recipe she's not toasting the bagels. She's just yeah, no
one knows, she doesn't know what she's doing.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
That's a problem. This this should be fantastic. Baby, where's
you've been to Ali and you've got these, Yeah, grabbed them.
They were right next to the Maxi bonds.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Oh, hard choice.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
It is a hard choice.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I was almost like, oh, I just grab those instead.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah, it's great, But like the boy you took the
he went to go and buy the cow, or he
took the cow and then he came back with the
magic beans. We wouldn't have been angry because it's Maxi bonds,
but it still would have stopped this set.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Now, you guys are gonna do a tastest because a
lot of people have eaten these not knowing it's pet food.
I was going to, but it does have gluten in it,
so I can't.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
In Aldi's defense, step one, baby Whez, you're the hit
one or four point seven stunt man. Take a look.
Take a look at the top of the because they
come in a cup. What does it say on the
top of the cup? Frozen dog treats here, frozen straight away,
frozen dog treats.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Are you reading the top when you open it or
are you just getting in when.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
You're getting into ice cream and lids off? You don't
care what it seems, so take Does it look like
it's chunky carroty? I've got like a whole peek you have.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
I guess for parents, we do try to hidege I
was gonna say that because on the packet it says
with real fruit and veggies.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
And then as a parent you're like, well, I would
love that because I try and chuck a zucchini and daughters.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Like on behalf of the dogs. You're not doing a
very good job in hiding it. I expected it to
be grated, Karen. It's just chopped carrot. You can see
it in there. Let's have a smell that smells good. Yeah,
it's well sweet like regular ice.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Cream, like vanilla.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Okay, oh my god, that's like yeah, gives the smell description.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
It's like I would say vanilla tangy, hay, vanilla baby.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Let's dig in. Got a couple of you eating, well.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
It's just ice cream, or you've got a chunk of
carrot in yours. You didn't even avoid it. Did you
take a pee or did you avoid the pea? Baby?
You got a pee? What do you think? It does
not look happy? Yeah, he does like it for a
second because it's good.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
It doesn't taste as good towards the end and the start.
That tastes pretty good. My carrot tastes dirty.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Why would they gratee it?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Like?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Why would they peel it? For adult?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
That carrot has definitely been on the floor. I don't
know if this is frozen dog treats.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
It's literally just a frozen pea that I've just eaten. That.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Technically, you're right, I think as far as the handling
of it is concerned, it's not human grade.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
It doesn't mean to be his hygienic.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
No, you can have the rest of mine if you like.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
He has some dirty carat is wrong wrapped on cameras.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Four point seven.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Netflix have revealed their Christmas movie lineup for five Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
This is so exciting as a fair few years ago
that I really got into the Netflix Christmas movies and
they were mainly using Hallmark movies that were really, really bad,
but they became such an iconic thing that everyone was
loving that they started creating their own to the point
where this year Netflix have five original Christmas movies coming out,
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which is huge. They will also have a few Hallmark
ones I'll put on Netflix, but they've got five originals, I'll.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
Be honest, the cheap cringe ones. That's that's what I
thought we were doing.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Here.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Theydn't make new ones.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
They're still pretty cringe. That's the point.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Tradition, absolutely tredition, as we now say.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
So, I've got five, so we're going to have to
try to go really quickly to get number five. So
there's a merry little ex miss. So it's actually got
Alicia Silverstone, Melissa Joan Hart, Jamila Jamil and Oliver Hudson
in it, which is pretty star studded.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Alisia Silverstone.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Yeah, so it's a couple going through a divorce but
they decide to celebrate Christmas together for the kids. But
then he brings along his younger, more successful new girlfriend.
So she did, so she's like, well, uh oh, and
so she like sets up a fake relationship to bring
along a hot, younger guy to compete.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
So it's a comedy.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Oh yeah, absolutely rom com.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
They're all rom coms historically, some of them are a
little bit traumatic.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
You're right, some of them. Ah No, I'm pretty sure
most of these.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
But every every Hollywood actdoor knows they need to have
one of these. So Aliicia Silverstone's gone.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Lindsay Lowan did a couple last year and look at her.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
She didn't have any choice, but it was like her comeback, right.
Speaker 4 (13:56):
Yeah, yeah, she's doing well now all right, then we've
got Champagne Bo's coming in At number four, a determined
executive scores a chance to lead a major acquisition for
a beloved champagne house in France, but she accidentally falls
in love with the sun of the guy that owns
it because she doesn't know it's his son.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Let's see how many of these someone doesn't fall in Oh.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
No, no, no, they all fall in love. Jingle Bell Highest,
jingle Bell Highest. Coming at number three, Sophia and Nicker
small time thieves with their eyes on the same Christmas
Eve score, robbing London's most notorious department store. But how
can you pull off a crime spree when you're too
busy making googly eyes? Yes it number two My Secret Santa.
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So My Secret Santur is kind of missus doubtfire esque.
So there's a vivacious single mom who needs a job,
so she disguises herself as a man in order to
be hired as the seasonal Santa at a luxury ski resort,
and then she starts.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Falling in love with the manager of the ski resort.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I don't know, you just lost me at vivacious.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
You're right, it's one of those like real cringey what
generic words, let.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Me know, in fact, vivaceous while you've lost me, he's
probably the thing's gonna make me watch it, probably And
number three heisty.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, it's all there, all right coming in it. No, no,
that was the last one. This is not a heist.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
It's where she's missus doubtfire one before gotcha there was
number one.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
This is this is no, there's no love in this one.
This is the first one without a love interest.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
But it might not be in the synopsis, but I'm
sure it's there.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
It does have Ron Atkinson in it. So you might
remember Rowan Atkinson was in a Netflix movie called man
Verse B where he.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Was house sitting in a high tech mansion and then
like an insect, the bee was like destroying everything.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
So this I don't remember it, nying.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
This is the sequel to that, and he is looking
after a luxurious London penthouse and a random baby shows
up that he's got to look after.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
So it's called man Verse Baby.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Oh like three minute a baby, I guess, but it's
not his baby baby, stay out right.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
He he's overrated.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Ron Atkinson.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Everyone thinks he's the greatest.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
He was good in Mister Bean, and I haven't loved
him since.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
I struggle with him, but sometimes I love him.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
We'll see, let it, let it. So all of these
are coming out.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Mid November through to December eleventh, so they're like every
week there's a new one for five weeks.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
And so stick with us. You're getting five awesome Netflix
Christmas movie reviews.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
You know you are?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
He with Rodin Gabe absolutely