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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What is the charge eating on me?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Suculent Chinese?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
What's a procedure?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
This is Roden Gabby versus the world.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Gooday, and welcome to the Jealousy Hour.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
More than an hour.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Hello Gabby, Hello, welcome Darcy.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Good morning to you wherever you're joining us.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Across the capitol or around the world. And speaking of
around the world, if you are one of those people
that on the scroll see your mates having the greatest
time in the world elsewhere in the world, and you
just go, I don't need this. I don't need to
see what I'm not doing.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Yeah, I don't need to be reminded of your European
getaway or whatever it is.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
You're going to hate this next minute or two as
Darcy prepares to pack up and leave us and move
to me.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
This is very permanent.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Very anytime someone's going for six months, I know for
a fact, it's not plotted out day by day. You know,
when you're landing in a destination for a week or two,
they'll tell you the itinery.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
You gotta squeeze it all in six months.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
And Mexico, of all places, what an adventure for you
and in your housemate you're going to go over there,
and you've got you've got the boys, the bros already
over there.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, a couple already over there.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, Darcy and his crew are going to be It's going.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
To be so fun, very excited.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
So are you?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
No all, I'll be honest, I know very little about
Mexico to listen to the show. I love exploring wherever.
You know, I'm lucky.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
You want to go to Korea? Don't you.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Go to North Korea.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
It's not going to happen, but perhaps perhaps you're a
curious guy.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Once I became a dad, where I felt I could
go changed, and Mexico is one of those places because
of what I know of The Sons of Anarchy spin
off the Myons and so have you watched the Mayons?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
No, I have watched the I'm definitely not gonna Maybe
i'll watch it on the plane over.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
The Motorcycle Gang, the Mions who seem to run you know,
part of Mexico. They say they get up to things
and it certainly looks like a wild situation there, but
that that this is the thing that when you're exploring
and wandering aimlessly, just be careful.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Please, Oh one hundred yeah, I will be very careful.
I also need to brush up on my Spanish a
little bit. I don't really speak any Spanish, so that
will be significant brush up. Yeah, solingo, here we are, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because of the border right now, what a.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Beautiful part of the world. Well, where will you land? First?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Your Mexico City.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
You bounce out of Dallas into Mexico City.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, wow, think you can plain into South America go
from here.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Are you going to be in that area for the
entire six months or will you branch out.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
From like going from Mexico all the way down to
Chile across six months?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Very good?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, big trip, big trip.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
We will live vicariously and jealously through your posts.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
However, to start the show, the eyes of the world
to have turned to the conclave of Catholic cardinals. What
color has the smoke been this morning? That will tell
us whether or not the Catholic community has a new pope.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yes, they had their first vote while we were sleeping,
and it's been black smoke, which means they have not chosen,
which is kind of to be expected, believe. Yeah. Yeah,
last time it took two days, but two.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Days, is it?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
And then it can take months.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, we can take up till like six days or something.
It's crazy.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Well, Donald Trump supporters are glad that they haven't picked
a pope yet, because there's a bunch of Catholic MAGA
supporters who have headed over to the Vatican to try
to influence the conclave to get Donald Trump into the
pope seat. And they're like offering to donate a billion
dollars to the Vatican and to the Catholic Church in
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order to get him in there.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I think maybe that maybe promoting that confusion is what
led to them not being able to resolve this first
time round.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Yeah, they're like, oh, wait, Donald Trump's on there's a.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Billion dollars on the table, billion dollars for him just to.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Become the pope.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Yeah, there's a founder of this movement who has praised
Trump for leading the most Christian administration he'd seen in
his lifetime, and so they want to make that ai
image of him as pope a reality.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Well, though the Americans have gone over there have obviously
disregarded the you know, the Catholic officials who have identified
identified it as diabolically disrespect Yes, for that to even
be contemplated, Yes, And for the pope to enter the
room to there's nothing but confusion.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Well it's not only that, but historically there's They've never
chosen someone from the United States or any kind of superpower.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Nation to who indeed not even a practicing Catholic. Yeah,
they tend to go for.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Those, but they like to avoid politicizing the role by
having like a really strong country represented in the pope.
So if they're not wanting to politicize the role, I
think Donald Trump is at the very, very very bottom
of the list.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
There applying some type of sensible reasoning to this.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
You're right, they're not.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
But yeah, before you even get to this sheer lunacy, stupidity,
and offensiveness of the entire thing. Yeah, you know what,
You know what, the people that have the Americans that
have gone over there to try that, don't let them
back in.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Oh but Donald Trump will.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, I'm on a real thing where I want to
kick a lot of people out of America. I have
no authority, but then again, neither is he, and it
seems to be working, so he's some authority. Will see
you in twenty.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Five minutes, Roden Gabby versus the world, and you listen.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
To the show producer Chelsea has only joined us a
month or so ago from Perth, so yeah, it is
a little bit colder. Yeah, as an AFL territory girl,
how do you feel about the news so that Gabby's
just given us. I don't know if anyone's This doesn't
seem to be making a lot of news around the trap.
The Western Bears a theme Perth Bears. They're going to
call them the Perth Bears're going to.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Calm the Perth Bears by the look of things. Yeah,
so wa Premier Roger Cook confirmed about thirteen hours ago
that the Perth Bears are going to be joining the
Nrrail in twenty twenty seven. So it's still a year
and a half away. Maybe that's why I feel like.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
It'll it'd be big news in Perth today that Roger
Cook has announced this.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Yeah, sixty million dollars from the government going into it.
It's been in the times for a while, it's been
going up, right.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I didn't think it was going to happen, is is?
Have you got tickets for Saturday?
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Best Raiders shelled out. I didn't get them and I
was like, nah, you're right sold out. Yeah, So that'll
be your first NRL game. Yes, okay, to a sell
out at Geo. You've actually you couldn't have timed that better.
That's the atmosphere there. I don't think I've been to
a cell out there since our qualifier semi whatever the
final was that got us through to the Big Dance.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Have got good seats.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
There is not a bad seat there, mate, not a.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Bad I'm excited.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
There's not a good seat.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
There is a really smart point.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
You're pretty average.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
You've come from literally the world's newest and most impressive
stadium in Perth, that Opta Stadium. Yeah, do not compare Tom.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
The atmosphere will be great though, that's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah. Well, while we're going around the country and we're
giving Perth a little bit of love, we know that
they love us in Adelaide, the podcast listeners, so I
think you'll be excited to hear the news from Channel
seven this morning, Adelaide.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
We have ever pondered why locals call Adelaide Radelaide. The
secret is now out. The South Australian capital has been
voted the happiest city in Australia. Atlantians have long indulged
in the region's wineries, festival lineups and foody delights. And
now the Happy City Index as listed Adelaide as the
best city to live in in Australia, coming in twenty
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ninth place globally, twenty.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Ninth globally the happiest let me tell you when you're well,
not as Australian city. So twenty ninth must be the
highest Australian city we should find out. So we'll look
into that. But you only need to hung out in
the car park after a Crow's game for about fifteen
minutes to discover not all that happy as they just
start key in cars with Victorian number plays on there
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and getting involved in all sorts of punch ons. They're
not as happy as they're making out.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
I tell you they're really happy because they live in
their own little bubble and it's about five years ago.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Which is a beautiful place. Tell me if I would
love that. Perhaps that explains the other story coming out
of Adelaide today.
Speaker 8 (09:07):
Checking Sport Now and Port Adelaide's Willy Rioli is in
doubt for Saturday's showdown and clash with the Crows is
The AFL investigates.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Two more reports of alleged.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
Threats against rival players. Power General manager Chris Davies is
adamant Rioli should not be stood down from the club.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Will work with him, will continue to talk to the AFL.
And I don't believe that sending Willy away from the
club is the way to deal with this issue. It's
actually a really smart point when you do have someone
that's run off the rails in one way or another,
to just send.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
The issues set him off into the world.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, and here's an interesting thing with Ben Cousins. You'll
know all about that from back in the day, Chelsea,
but who knew He's been sliding into d ms left,
right and center after games, into opposition players and issuing
all sorts of pretty serious threats. My god, which is
last that's problem solved, I guess.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
But also some mental health help is probably necessary.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Well.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I don't know whether or not he meant to be
in the DMS or he meant it to be a
public post, but on the weekend after the game he said,
you're not going to want to leave your hotel room
to one of his one of the opposition players. A
and so people were hanging a second. And then as
they've began to look into it and dig a lot deeper.
Players are coming out of the woodwork out. Oh yeah, Willie,
he sticks it to us. He's pretty fast and loose
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with the threats, and so the club's going out. He's right.
The AFL is going, well, I'm on a second, we
might take a closer look at this. We need to
cut that out. Not the happiest place in Australia.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
All of a sudden, well, one AFL team determines.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Just finishing the news that the North Sydney Bears. For
those who aren't familiar with the history of the team,
they're a North Sydney team kicked out of the NRL
years ago.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Seven years ago, right, and they've been.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Hanging out lobbying to get back in and the NRL
have said, not a problem, you're back, and they've gone
this is the best news ever. And they said, we'll
open up the kiosk and we'll start selling pies and
drinks and we're ready to go. And then the NRL
said about the kiosk, it's not the one you used
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to operating and it's not in the even you know
area at all.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Or the state.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
In fact, it's virtually on the other side of the planet.
You need to move to Perth and they've gone. Thanks,
And so that is the that's the history of the
club and an interesting story from Paul Suitor from raw
It's the sport website if you're right into your sport
and hipop Shnatka last week with the headline reviving Bears
(12:02):
brand may be a popular decision in some quarters, but
it's not the right one for Perth expansion. And I thought,
we go mate, We've got to get this team back.
And by the end of the read I was like, ah, yeah,
why he's right, Perth don't like anything not from there.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Oh so an outsider coming in and pretending to be
Perth based.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Well to say, hey, this is Perth's team with one
hundred years of Sydney I mean of all the places
Sydney heritage. Yeah, it's getting.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
A two hundred million dollar upgrade to their stadium. I
don't care, mate, I'd care give it to us.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Then we'll take the stadium.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
What happens to the ratest we have two camera teams?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
No, no, no, I just.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Mean the state. I don't want the best, you have
to have the best.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
The deals off back. So this negotiation was pretty.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Pretty prom versus the world Darcy.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Today is not the day to go for a walk
in any of our act parkland.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
No, not at all, because the government has employed people
to start culling animals that are I don't know, overpopulated
in these areas.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, you're going to manage that cold day Thursday, but
you certainly don't want to go. I mean they will
have sign quite a cold day first. I don't think
they're promoting it. Yeah, and then you know the kind
of animals we're talking about, the ones where there's too
many of them, Like, that's that's easy. Bats haven't done
anything wrong, So dear, any of these animals have done
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anything wrong.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
They've just bred too much.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Deer and pigs are the main objective.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Since when hold on, okay, so we're not talking about
like in the city like national parts work clarified because
I was imagining like all our beautiful parks and and
playgrounds and I was like, I don't want I don't
want to take my kids to the playground and they're
they're like getting rid of the rabbits.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
No, so tipin Bill and Nature Reserve and the Magie
National part.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yes, yes, if you're thinking you're going to go down
to use the swings at the park. You will not
adore You're not. This is crazy, that would be that
would be insane. I mean crying out loud.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
So these pigs are running through the park.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Did you hear all this squealing? And then people running
out of the bush.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
None of that's happening everyone. The sheer presence of all
the people at the parks, they they you know, the
pigs leave. But in the in the national well they're
not national parks, but the bush the.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Bushland, the bush parks.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Well, I was going to start today with the bushwalking.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Anyway, now we can still dontains.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Good luck out there, mate. Our hearts were warmed, our
imagination was captured by Valerie the dashhound who went missing
in the forest for over a year, a year and
a half. And and you know, I hypothesized that you
can't survive like Tarzan without you know, being being welcomed
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by the animals and by having someone on the inside,
and especially a dashound. Will you see these yeah, you
see these stories about you know, a kid that gets
lost in the forest and then gets brought up by
wolves that it's called the junkle book. Yeah, you've felt
you see the story, you heard about it, and so
I figure and no one has been able to prove
me wrong. So it's got to be this dashi has
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lived in the pouch of a kangaroo for a year
and a half and it's a fantastic story. So the
Dashie is back, yes, in human hands. But then yesterday
we learned not back with the dashy's owner.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Yes she is now.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
So Valerie's back with her owners now, weeks weeks later.
I don't know why it took so long to get
her home, but she's home now. She was checked over
by a bunch of vets, or not a bunch.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Of team of vets. Vet dropped through the ceilings, they
repelled and smashed through the windows, a team of them,
and then checked the dog was She was.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Checked over to make sure that she didn't have any
crazy diseases or she wasn't nourished, and that she was
okay to go home and didn't need any extra care
before she was sent home to her parents.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
So they did a similar thing with Tom Hanks when
he came back from the island.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
From Castaway Course.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Check you got a check.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
But it turns out a little valerie. Even though she
had this miraculous survival of five hundred and twenty seven
days or something on Kangaroo Island, she has come back
home super healthy, quite stocky, one point eight kilos heavier,
which is a lot for a tiny dashound like that's
quite a muscle game. If she were doing bodybuilding. And
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people have now come up with a wild theory that
there's no way she would have been this healthy if
she just joined the wild. I reckon someone was feeding her.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
The kangaroo mother.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
What would the kangaroo mother feed.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Her the It's like when you're in prison, when you've
got a lot of time on your hands, you work out. Right,
some of these guys come out and better shape than
when they went in.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
But they're being fed, are they.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
You've seen the gruel that they get served in prison.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Your analogies during this story have been whacky.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
They're all spot on. It is what they are. It's
like the Jungle Book Tarzan. Look what shape he's in.
No one's going those Tarzan. Someone's feeding him. Look at him,
he's in a good nick. No, you live in the jungle,
you built to survive. Then you've got Tom Hanks that
he was in the best nick of his life. He
didn't gain weight, he lost a lot. He was he
was cut, he was skeltel. He was good skeletel either.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Gay versus the world?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Who's this? Oh, Peter, Peter Andre, how are you, sir?
Speaker 5 (17:55):
He's okay, but he's causing a bit of controversy today.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Peter hasn't caused controversy for since a long time. Well
the controversy. Have you seen the video clip to this, Chelsea.
You're probably too young to even get on over here.
You don't know Peter.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
He's Aussie.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
He was a sex symbol in his time. He's now
in the UK married to a UK brain surgeons.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
So this would have been released in nineteen ninety four
or five, maybe nineteen ninety three. Anyway, Pete, he was
controversial because we hadn't seen a human built like this
in Australia. There were two blokes in Australia built like
Peter Andre. One was Peter Andre and the other was
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Carlton Gunner Anthony Cooter Feeds. And when these gentlemen walked
around shirtless, they literally made news. It were just that
they would be on the news.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
People would stopped to count their abs.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah, we didn't know the humans could look like this.
And so he had a pop career and then he
went to the UK.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
And he married Katie Price.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Married Katie Price, had a reality TV show and he
had tremendous success and then nothing happened. And today we're
hearing with Peter Andre.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
He's gonna be the movie. So he's in a movie
called Jaffaken. So it's it's based in Jamaica, but he's
like a UK crim and he has to pretend to
be a Jamaican mobster who he kind of has a
similar appearance to, in order to steal some money. I've
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got the I sent you the link to the trailer.
Watching the video too busy watching mysterious guy.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
He's got some Jamaican gentleman doing some dancing with him
here in the video.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
How old is he now?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
He would be probably forty five.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah, ish he'd be fifty.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
You reckon. Anyways, you're taking care of himself because he
still looks great and he is marriage to brains like
he's doing fine. He's still he's doing very well in
the UK. Everyone loves him there and he's moved into this.
It's called a criminal comedy.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Is what they're calling it. Ja fakean.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
So if you go to this trailer, I want you
to go to a minute because the first minute's bloring.
So skip all the way to a minute and just
for forty seconds or so, we'll get a little bit
of an idea of what this movie is about.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
A criminal comedy, in other words, what a crime film
that's well, it's a crime story, but it's funny, or
it's a comedy that someone would describe as this is
criminal ha.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Maybe bo it's not that funny. Potentially both.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Okay, So here he is. We can see Pete one
minute into the trailer. Let's see how he goes here.
I'm going to second Pete. I'll give you some Mordio
his new movie called Ja Fakin.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
If you want to go to Jamaica, poses this Jamaican
gangster steal all his dough and then hope to live.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I mean, all I've got to do is learn the
Jamaican accent.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
If you're ready, good day.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
As an Australian, he's learned the British accent.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
He's lived there for the last like thirty years.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
That's my point. He's excellent with the ac sense. Go on,
we'll make the try and stop you.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Here we go, but was not ak.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
It's a way of life.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
It's a beautiful spot that they filmed this in, so
stunning scenery.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
For just two more seconds, all right.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Peter Andre.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
At two.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Let them know, man say that kill man a right,
bloop bloop. Yeah, he didn't pass the test.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
He's got a Futuremaican guys staring at him like, or
who is this guy? You've dragged him here?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Okay, but he's got a nail the accent to be
able to pull off.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
The heights exactly.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
But that's where the controversy comes in because people are
very upset that Peter Andre has worn a wig of dreadlocks, which,
by the way, he's wearing because he's trying to look
like the gangster that he's trying to pretend to be
who has full dreadlocks, or he's had to put on
the dreadlocks and the sunny used to look like this
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guy and then the accident. People are saying it's profoundly disrespectful.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
They're aware he is playing the role of someone doing
this and Peter Andre hasn't just gone rogue and gone
under the streets and started doing. No, that's right, they're that.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
I don't know. They probably haven't even looked at the trailer,
to be honest. They just see a clip and they go, yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
What's Peter Ono doing over there? Similar thing happened kind
of after the fact and is still a concern for
some people. As far as Robert Downey Junior's portrayal of
an indigenous Australian.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
In tropic London.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
He nailed it.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Was he Australian in that I thought it.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Well, he was playing a character. Yeah, correct, it's you've
got to watch that again. But this is why no,
and you don't have to watch Peter's film either, but
you know, you just don't need to be offended by it.
So anyway, actually you're offended by it, that's one million percent,
you're right. But for the rest of us, oh yeah,
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the big news from yesterday is another day of the
mushroom murder trial. What did we learn?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
So we talked to a doctor who looked after Erin
while she was at a hospital, and after Erin supposedly
left unexpectedly from the hospital, he called Triple Zero and
told them the situation that he believes she had been
poisoned or exposed to poisonous mushrooms. Was pretty sure it
(23:35):
was the lunch, but not one hundred percent sure. They
just played the recording in court, and I think it's
just another layer of the trial. I don't think it
was particularly crucial, but I think it was more just
letting people know that it was definitely from the lunch.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
We keept talking about the layers that they're adding to
paint a picture and tell a story. And I have
been confused by this detail, although it is an important
part of the story, but you know, does it imply
or indicate anything innocent or guilty. So you weren't feeling well,
you went to the hospital, you said I may have
ingested these mushrooms. They said this is a problem, You said, no,
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I'm right and left.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
That's it feels weird that you would.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Go in the first place and then high tail it
out of there.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Well, you definitely, if you were guilty, not saying she is,
you definitely go just so that it was on the
record that you went right.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
But if they said if that was if that was
your intent, and they said, well, we just need to
run some tests and check that you're going to be okay, Well,
why would you not go through that.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Process, because then they're going to prove that there's no
mushrooms in your system, and you don't want that, so
you go to make sure it's on the record, and
then your high talent out of there before they can
prove it's not there. Right, that's if guilty, if innocent,
you go and they go, it's going to cost you
all this money for tests, and you go, I'm out
of here.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Now we can relate to that, right, Yeah, Well, I
suppose it just tells that maybe she was exposed to it,
but it was in the lunch. And think that's a
crucial point that they have to prove that even though
it might not have been in her system, it was
definitely the lunch that caused the problem.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
The media coverage is extraordinary. We've learned overnight that the
stan streaming services in the middle of producing a documentary.
I don't know what level of access they have though.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Well, they announced its back in February that they were
doing this, but somehow it's gone very under the radar.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
But they're calling it death Cap.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
This documentary three part documentary they're creating, and they gained
exclusive access into the criminal cases. So they're there.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
I know they're there.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
It's been reported that Stan is there taking notes and
making sure that they've got the accurate details to create
this DOCO.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Know Stan made things. I mean I just think of
Stan had the rugby and then you forget San do things.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
No, Stan have made a bunch of Australian things.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
What's on Stan stuff? Yeah, we'll have to look up
that up.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
There is something on Stan. Oh Love Triangle Australia. That's
on Stan. They make that? Ah without it, I want
to get I've been waiting for it. Yeah, Mike from
Maths is on there. I've been waiting for all of
that to come out so I can just binge it
because I don't have Stan.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
But I'll have it for a second.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
What are you going to do? The free trial? Binge
and then cancel?
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Maybe versus the world.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
We've looked at Stan. Love Triangle is that reality show
that is on It's any good.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
I watched the first two seasons and it was entertaining,
good enough to watch two seasons.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
But you like the reality.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
I do like the reality and it's trashy of the
math switches up my alley.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
We learned that they're doing a stand produced documentary three
part series on the Mushroom murder trial with exclusive access,
which I assume means whether or not it's with the
prosecution of the defense, they are inside the rooms during
those discussions. So that's that'll be interesting when do we
get to see at end of the year.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
They haven't put a release day on it yet, but
they're going to want to get it out asap because
they're going to want to beat all.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
The competition for the BBC International media of all gathered
for this in Australia.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
For try such an interesting case.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
But I don't see much. I mean, I know on
stan we watched the Rugby Godfather of Harlem.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Bump Bump is a good one.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
So remember it was the girl that got pregnant and
Claudia Carven.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Oh yeah, is the mum that was Asie one that
was really great.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Forrest Whittaker is in Godfather of Harlem. He's good, He's
very good. Kevin Costner's good. Oh yeah, I like him
his show Yellowstone. But he walked out on that, didn't.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
He No, But then there's a prequel that he's in
Patrols fifty six or something, poor Patrols on My Daughter
loves por patrols, loves puppies.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Breaking bad. Yeah, there's things on it Stan. They are
a thing. Okay. So we were lucky enough to have
Lauri Lawrence's daughter Emma on the show the other day.
Laurie one of Australia's greatest Olympic swim coaches, and famously
it was.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
Alive do the five.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
There it is.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
You know, he grew up with the ads.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
He has literally saved so many young Ossie lives with
the work that he's done and now that his daughter
is doing, continuing that legacy. And I I just watched
your face during the conversation, and I watched you jump
online and by the end of the interview you had
booked swim lessons for Olivia.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
Well, I had inquired. So I have been thinking about
it for a long time, and every time I went
to look into it, all the classes were full. So
I just kept pushing it back and pushing it back,
and I thought maybe in winter term two there'd be
more spots. It's an indoor pool that doesn't work. So
after that chat with Emma, I was like, all right,
(28:43):
I better actually do something about this. So I inquired
it at a few different schools, and one of them
got back to me and they were like, we can
squeeze her in saturdays, let's go. And I'm like all right,
and they're like, she's booked in see this Saturday. And
I went, oh, no, Nev's working this Saturday. And I'm
nervous because I don't know what the routine is, like
do I take her in her swimmers? Do I shower afterwards?
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Do I get her change? What do I wear? What
does she wear?
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Like there's so many questions. I've never done swimming lessons
with a baby before.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah yeah, baby life and just no instruction manual, but
just the thing in the back of your mind where
you go, well, a billion other people have survived, so
surely I'll be all right.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
Well that, yeah, I was thinking that too, and so
I messaged my sister's I'm like, cool, just.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Give me the rundown.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
What's the routine? Do I shower her there or do
I just get her changed and shower her at home?
Or like what do I do? And my sister gave
me the rundown. She's like, it's really handy. If nev'sair
he can hold her. Will you shower too, because you'll
also be in the pool. But if not, that's fine,
you do that at home. And I was just like,
oh no, I'm really getting nervous about this. Be helpful
to have someone, wouldn't it. Then I was like, now
(29:42):
you are an independent woman, you can do this. And
then I call my mom and I was like, Hey,
mar what you doing on Saturday?
Speaker 4 (29:49):
So Mom's coming with me.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
He's got the call up.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
Maureen's got the call up to come to the first
baby swim lesson just in case I need a hand.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Did she take you to some lessons?
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (29:59):
Yeah, we did swimming when we were kid three did
swimming club, which on a Thursday night you would do
like a little competition and then have a barbecue at
the bunga door twenty five meter pool.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah, good, good good. I remember my first swim lesson
was me falling into the pool and my uncle Max,
and I remember it. I remember it vividly, maybe maybe
my first conscious memory. I guess I was one one
and a half, similar to Olivia. Yeah, and I remember
I can see it now in my mind's eye, and
you know it happens. You know, you're a little kid
and you're leaning over the edge of the pool, I
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lose my balance and I fall in, but I remember
thinking I'm next to Uncle Max. He'll save He'll grab me.
And then I'm underwater and I'm looking up. I can
see it now, and I can see the light at
the top of the water, and I mean, no one's
grabbing me here, what's going on? I trusted you were
going to do this. But of course the old well
is that you teach him to swim, you throw.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
Them in and just let them go.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Then I'm trying to get up there, and it's a yeah,
it's certainly the Certainly, if it's not the first, it's
certainly the most terrifying memory.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
So we know you survived. But was that your own doing?
Was that Uncle Max was my doing?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
And I'm sure he'd go, well, you learned to swim,
didn't you. But do it your way. I feel like
your way, don't that's a stupid way. The opposite end
of the scale is immaturity, silly things that a boy
came up with, and now and now it's it's captured
the world's attention. And so when you're a kid, I
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don't know if you did it as girls, but as
boys we would say my dad could be your dad
in a fight, and it was just always a stupid thing.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
I don't think that ever happened in my friendship.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
And look then the fights never happened. But it's just
the thing that boys, little boys say.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
And in a similar vein someone has said who would
win between a gorilla and one hundred unarmed men? And
we spoke about it yesterday. The conclusion was Brockles and
the former UFC heavyweight champion is really the only person
with a chance. But other than him, no, no, even
with ninety nine of his mates, the gorilla will win.
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So today Robert irwin because he's a boy and.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
He knows animals.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
He has I don't know how much work he's done
with gorillas.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
I don't think they've got gorillas at Australia Zoo, do they.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
I don't think so. But you know, like he's old man,
you know who covered them. Yeah, traveled the world meeting
and interacting with all all these incredible animals. I imagine
Robert's done a similar thing. So he's the closest thing
to an expert voice. We're going to get on this thing.
And he chipped in yesterday with his.
Speaker 7 (32:32):
Insights, best of all, I don't know. Gorillas are strong,
mate like really, but it's one hundred people. I'm not sure,
just as an animal conservationist, fighting an endangered species just
doesn't sit right with me.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Hang on, Robert, if he wins, he's not endangered, but like.
Speaker 7 (32:52):
The like, let's how many people does it take to
save gorillas? That's the question we should be asking, because
there's not many of them left anyway.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Meanwhile, if he isn't such a Robert, it's not enough
that you're handsome and sensible. This is a silly conversation.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
We're having a silly chat. And then he takes it serious, like,
let's save the gorillas.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
All right, And I agree with all that. You better
get real silly, real fast. Here.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
The one thing that people aren't really like saying in
this whole discussion. Yes, gorillas are super powerful all of that,
but also they're pretty chill most of the time. They
kind of just keep to themselves. They'll defend themselves and
protect each other and all of that, but if they
don't really have a reason, they kind of just do
their thing.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
One hundred men. That's the reason, Robert.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
I'm so bored with that answer. It's like when you're
having a fun chat and then your mum turns it
into a lecture and you're like.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Oh yeah, but your mum's not as hot as Robert Irwin.
So for every long, God.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
And Gabby versus the.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
World, you're dancing good morning, every one, greatavy on board.
If you're joining us for the first time.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
Well, I thought that was my computer and underly apologize.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
No, no, it's the most magical music from the most
magical place on earth, Disneyland. Well, this is the thing.
There are Disneylands all around the world, Japan, China, France,
of course a number of them in the United States.
And as we hold our breath for the announcement that
we'll get one in Australia one of these days, they
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have announced overnight that a country is getting the next Disneyland.
Give us some good news.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Ice, Well, the country's the UAE for you, But it's
Abu Dhabi for people.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
But what did I say about Abudai the other day?
I said, it's it's.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Just I said three days ago, Banks seven thirty.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
This is off air. I was talking about Abu Dhabi.
People forget about it, but it is magical and so
this is very exciting. Hopefully it makes just a little
more accessible for us as Australians instead of that said,
the one in Japan is why do I feel like
there is Singapore?
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Oh there's you know.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Not, there's no one in Singapore. There's a universal because.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
How many of the disease have you been to?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
The two in Japan?
Speaker 4 (35:21):
There's in Japan.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Who in Japan?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yeah, there's two next to one another, in the same
way that Walt Disney World. There's four next to one
another in Florida and then in California there's two next
to one another. Yeah, there's separate parks. But no, obviously
that's ubble Dubby. Incredible they they have So we have
Warner Brothers Movie World. On the Gold Coast, they have
a Warner Brothers Movie World, but it's a bit better,
(35:45):
a bit better like Massively and it is also in
able Dubby. So another Disneyland, but another Disneyland means they're
going to be focusing on building that whilst we.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Don't get for a long while yet gone.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
To a federal election, that's a vote winner, someone promises
of Disneyland.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
Yes, if Elbow came out or Dutton, if Dunton came
out and said I'll give you Disneyland. I would have
been like, I hate all your other policies, but you're
in Daddo's.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
In the cab right, because I assume he doesn't get
the comm car anymore. He's in the cab. He's in
Canberra today, he's cleaned out the drawers this morning. He's
going back to the airport to go home and he's
listening to this and he's going Disneyland. That could have
been the difference, misstopg you wouldn't have been sitting in
the cab right. There's a new platform that the merrit
(36:35):
at first guys are using to fleece fans. I thought
they were doing that with cameo.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
Yeah, they're doing that too. But there's this other one
that I'd never heard of, and it's called buy me
a Coffee, Buy me a cuppa, Buy me a coffee.
How have I just lost that? Anyway? And you can
just donate to your favorite maths.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
What are they doing for me? Though? Nothing?
Speaker 5 (36:56):
That's the point. So it's only like eight bucks or
something along those line. Where you go and you can
just help out your favorite like as a fan, you
can help out your favorite reality star who maybe doesn't
have a job the moment.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Well, it's true, you know, some of these poor, underprivileged
to reality stars. They've given up their employment to be
reality stars. They're not rolling in it, you know, no.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
And so this is the way fans can support them
until they come up with some other business venture or something.
So it is called buy Me a Coffee her Jackie
from Maths has joined it and her minimum donation is
eight dollars, which is a little bit higher than the
national average of five dollars fifty for a cup of coffee.
But she is being talked about because she was the
(37:43):
one who donated eight dollars to herself as the first donator.
And when you donate, I'm sure like I've never donated
on this platform, but there's often a thing that you
tick to be anonymous or not, and she hasn't ticked it.
And so she's put a little message under her donation
saying thank you for all the laughs, you're our favorite
bride of all time.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Never a done.
Speaker 5 (38:07):
And it's from Jackie Burfoot to Jackie Burfoot, right, And
so people have picked up on that and they're like, Jackie,
stop pretending to be a fan. And so she's come
out and backed herself and she's just like, whatever, if
you want to donate, you can, and if you want
to send me flowers, you can do that.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Good honor for extending that invitation as well.
Speaker 5 (38:27):
She put up a photo of flowers that she really
loves and she was like, if anyone wants to send
us flowers West mar flowers, wherever they live in Tasmania,
they have our address on file, so just call them
up tell them to send them to Jackie and I'd
appreciate it. That's bold, right.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Look, and I love that you said it. She's back
to herself in because if you're giving yourself a test
donation to check that it works, I get that. But
I would write test in one, two three. You know.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
Yeah, you were the best bride ever.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
You could not be better. I can't imagine a more
flawed business model than give us money. Just just give
us money, just cause we should.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Start that page Rod and Gabby versus the world.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Well, I might be announcing this a little too late,
but pre sale for Spilt Milk tickets are on and
let's cross now to produce a Chelsea who's been in
the virtual queue for the last seven minutes and twenty
nine seconds. Have you secured tickets yet?
Speaker 6 (39:31):
I haven't, but it has a little spilt milk loading
sign and it's going really slow. There's also a thing
on here that says you can close this page without
losing your place in line.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
I don't trust it.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Don't do that.
Speaker 5 (39:45):
I'm not trusting it. What do you need for pre
sale for spilt milk?
Speaker 4 (39:48):
What's the catch? Nothing? I don't think you think.
Speaker 6 (39:51):
You just have to sign up and then the link
gets sent to your emailer. Also got a link through
voter phone as well, so.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
All over everything, a really vota phone.
Speaker 5 (40:02):
They don't how to pr except for connectivity.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
They're all over everything.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Darcy, I said it for a long time, mate. They
turned the tables on us fantastically with their will sponsor
everything and put you up with the ticket strategy. So
well played, Votaphone well played so at this stage not
sold out, But that was the concern that it would
be almost instantaneous to score with them. If Candrick's coming
(40:30):
to Canbrig, you better believe those tickets are going to
sell really fast. And that's before even people turn up
for doches.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
To see you in your festival gear. Rock about.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
I will wear a pair of purple flared tracksuit pants, yes,
with starts down the side. Okay?
Speaker 4 (40:54):
And what on top?
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Shirtless?
Speaker 5 (41:00):
Want an image?
Speaker 4 (41:01):
I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
I'm going to work out hard between now and then
to thirteen. I'm going to be ripped.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
People shred for festival season.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Could do a live spilt milk special. What are you
going to wear?
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Yes, Gabrielle, that's a.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
Really good question. I will match, but I won't be
but i'd like the flat trackies.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
If you've listened to the.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
You're just being like, I'll do the same. Oh no,
but you're shirtless, so I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
If you've listened to the show for the last couple
of years, you'll know that our old producer Bethany did
that in When You Go Coachella, and she would just glitter.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
She did too, She did too, you know what? Good
on her?
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Good?
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Nothing, but that's it.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Silver glitter made pants is Yeah, silver glitter was the
predominant article of clothing if you'd like to describe it
as that anyway, Hey, it's Coachella. Apparently it's a She
had a great time speaking of tickets and hoping that
you can get them if you like me, and hoping
you're able to snap up the tickets for the big
(42:18):
clash one versus two in the NRL. It's Geo Stadium
on Saturday, Darcy, give us some good news. I can
just walk up to the gate and pick up some tickets.
Speaker 7 (42:25):
Right.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
No, it's been sold out the first mid season game
since Melbourne Inger's last game.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Literally, I just said to someone we don't do sellouts
mid season, and I just because I couldn't remember the
last time it happened.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
But that that is insanity.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
That So the Raiders are also looking at trying to
increase standing tickets. So there is still a possibility that
you could get to the door and maybe get a ticket,
but it won't be seated.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
But can you take a cam chair?
Speaker 5 (42:58):
It's very decent byo chair. No, I don't know where
I used to have that awesome green hill that you'd
sit on your picnic rug and watch, but that's.
Speaker 4 (43:06):
Not there anymore.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Seventy nine.
Speaker 5 (43:09):
I'm not that old, nor is the stadium theatric So
what up the top on the slab that's where you'd
stand where you normally stand to eat you meat pie?
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Right?
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a shin so okay, yeah,
but it's not confirmed with it that's actually going to happen.
So right now it is sold out.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
I don't want to stand up there, but the atmosphere
will be incredible. That'll be and number.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
One and two team right the moment on the ladder.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
They're will win ahead though they're just the dogs are
so far ahead that even if we win, we stay
number two. I mean, okay, as far as four and
again when win, right, when we win you by over
fifty points, we'll go to number one.
Speaker 5 (43:48):
Right, what a goal?
Speaker 2 (43:51):
I like it?
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Okay. Your job hunt hacks.
Speaker 5 (43:58):
This is really great because a question out there to
the people of the world to say, what hack have
you used in order to get your job? And people
have come through. There's some really cool hacks in here,
some not so probably morally legitimate, but they've all worked
for people in the past. So if you've got a
(44:18):
pen and paper, if you are looking for a job,
here's some suggestions to score the job.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
If you're trying to this is your livelihood. If you're
trying to get something that's going to set you up
for life or get you through to the next thing.
That you need to get through to providing you're not
breaking any laws.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Do what you're to do.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
You know your moral compass is yours. I will not judge.
What do we have in Gabby's job hunting hack.
Speaker 5 (44:44):
So this person named Joe said, I bring a notebook
and pen to take notes, and I intentionally start writing
with the pendit. That does not work, so then I
pull out a second pen, which shows unprepared.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Hmmm, you're not a lock for this role.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
I can tell you that it does get better.
Speaker 5 (45:06):
There's a girl out there who actually put up a
fake job ad for the position that she wanted. When
she received all the really highly qualified cover letters and
resumes for this job that she the fake job she
put up, she managed to use that to combine the
best ones and make her own resume cover letter so
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that she she had like she'd.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
Seen her competition, and she hit up the.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Ante genius right that that is industrious.
Speaker 5 (45:35):
It's morally grupped, but it is going to get you
the job.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
If you've hurt anybody.
Speaker 5 (45:41):
Well, they've gone to a lot of effort to apply
for a job that doesn't exist. To Chee, I'm sure
they already had the resume ready to go though, Let's
be honest.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Good point.
Speaker 5 (45:50):
Here's one that's a really interesting one. Often it will
be a middle aged man interviewing you. Hopefully the tides
are changing and that's not as com in these days,
but just in case, make sure you have a pre
planned dad joke going into the interview, because it'll get
you across the line.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yes, listen to me. Dads don't necessarily love dad jokes.
Speaker 5 (46:13):
No, but middle aged men do. Here's one for you, though.
He's a pre prepared joke if you want to take it.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Oh, you're actually got an example.
Speaker 5 (46:22):
I'm looking for a more stable job after leaving the
horse industry.
Speaker 4 (46:27):
Okay, so you liked it.
Speaker 5 (46:30):
All right too? Well, really quickly, I called a company
and what I wanted to work for, because they hadn't
she so, this person had applied for the job that
she didn't get an interview.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
So she called them and.
Speaker 5 (46:40):
She said, I just need to reschedule that interview, and
they're like, no, worries got in because they thought, oh,
there must be a clerical error here got her in
for the interview.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
So she managed to get back in.
Speaker 5 (46:52):
They had already chucked her out.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
And finally, you're working for that isn't paying enough attention
to something like that place you want to work for
because you're going to get away with murder. Great point.
Speaker 5 (47:04):
And finally, now that we're in the digital age of
chat GPT, this is phenomenal. This person found all the
interviews the CEO of the company had ever done on YouTube,
copied the transcripts into chat GPT, had chat GPT analyze
him as in the CEO and run mock interviews with
(47:25):
them because they'd got all his personality traits and all
of his assets and person whatever, and then ran mock
interviews learning everything about that person got the job.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Yeah, it's like running a simulation session in whatever sport
you do. Let's simulate the actual game and then the
way you go. It's a lot of work, but they're
putting in the work. That's the person you want to hire.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
Run and Gabby versus the world.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
I don't know if it's an insult or a huge
compliment to have someone shout at you you're a fashion hazard.
Speaker 5 (47:58):
Well my husband yelled, your fashion is a hazard.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Still could go hazard. You don't associate with positive unless
it's well so striking that he's shack.
Speaker 4 (48:12):
In his tracks and that's a compliments.
Speaker 5 (48:15):
Oh your fashion is a hazard distracted.
Speaker 4 (48:18):
No, it wasn't that.
Speaker 5 (48:21):
I definitely wasn't that. We were driving along yesterday and
and I did get yelled at because Nev was driving
and I was in the passenger seat and he's like, gammy,
and I was like, oh my god, what And I
look up and you know how your watch sometimes catches
the light and like pretty much blinds the person that
it's reflected onto.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
So that was happening.
Speaker 5 (48:43):
And he had this big white light over his eyes
and he's trying to drive and he had this light
shining in his eyes and I'm looking at my watch
and I'm looking everywhere. I'm like, what the hell is
causing that? And he's like, you're fad yelling.
Speaker 4 (48:57):
At me again.
Speaker 5 (48:58):
And I have a really sparkle phone case like it
is just picking, that's all it is. And so it
was like a disco balls acting as a disco ball,
and it was reflecting all of the beams of the
sun in different directions straight at his eyeball.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Yeah, you're right, and anyone who's been a victim of this,
and I don't know how if I didn't know better,
I would think my wife deliberately angles the phone screen
in such a way that the sun's rays blind me
in spite of, you know, the importance of being able
to operate a vehicle. But it does seem to happen
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with some regularity. She does not have a cover that
is comprised exclusively of pink sparkles. So that's where you know,
there's no escaping.
Speaker 4 (49:44):
No escaping it.
Speaker 5 (49:45):
So when he yelled at me like I was pretty
offendive because I'm like, don't yell at me, like, you
never raise your voice?
Speaker 4 (49:50):
How dare you?
Speaker 5 (49:51):
And then I realized that we could have been in
the character.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
There's a real sense of urgency at a moment like that.
If there is a time to raise one's voice, it's
as someone's about to step in front of a car,
or as you're about to run off the road.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
H
What is the charge eating on me?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Suculent Chinese?
Speaker 1 (00:06):
What's a procedure?
Speaker 3 (00:08):
This is Roden Gabby versus the world.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Gooday, and welcome to the Jealousy Hour.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
More than an hour.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Hello Gabby, Hello, welcome Darcy.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Good morning to you wherever you're joining us.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Across the capitol or around the world. And speaking of
around the world, if you are one of those people
that on the scroll see your mates having the greatest
time in the world elsewhere in the world, and you
just go, I don't need this. I don't need to
see what I'm not doing.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Yeah, I don't need to be reminded of your European
getaway or whatever it is.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
You're going to hate this next minute or two as
Darcy prepares to pack up and leave us and move
to me.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
This is very permanent.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Very anytime someone's going for six months, I know for
a fact, it's not plotted out day by day. You know,
when you're landing in a destination for a week or two,
they'll tell you the itinery.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
You gotta squeeze it all in six months.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
And Mexico, of all places, what an adventure for you
and in your housemate you're going to go over there,
and you've got you've got the boys, the bros already
over there.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, a couple already over there.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, Darcy and his crew are going to be It's going.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
To be so fun, very excited.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
So are you?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
No all, I'll be honest, I know very little about
Mexico to listen to the show. I love exploring wherever.
You know, I'm lucky.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
You want to go to Korea? Don't you.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Go to North Korea.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
It's not going to happen, but perhaps perhaps you're a
curious guy.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Once I became a dad, where I felt I could
go changed, and Mexico is one of those places because
of what I know of The Sons of Anarchy spin
off the Myons and so have you watched the Mayons?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
No, I have watched the I'm definitely not gonna Maybe
i'll watch it on the plane over.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
The Motorcycle Gang, the Mions who seem to run you know,
part of Mexico. They say they get up to things
and it certainly looks like a wild situation there, but
that that this is the thing that when you're exploring
and wandering aimlessly, just be careful.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Please, Oh one hundred yeah, I will be very careful.
I also need to brush up on my Spanish a
little bit. I don't really speak any Spanish, so that
will be significant brush up. Yeah, solingo, here we are, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because of the border right now, what a.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Beautiful part of the world. Well, where will you land? First?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Your Mexico City.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
You bounce out of Dallas into Mexico City.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, wow, think you can plain into South America go
from here.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Are you going to be in that area for the
entire six months or will you branch out.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
From like going from Mexico all the way down to
Chile across six months?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Very good?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, big trip, big trip.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
We will live vicariously and jealously through your posts.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
However, to start the show, the eyes of the world
to have turned to the conclave of Catholic cardinals. What
color has the smoke been this morning? That will tell
us whether or not the Catholic community has a new pope.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Yes, they had their first vote while we were sleeping,
and it's been black smoke, which means they have not chosen,
which is kind of to be expected, believe. Yeah. Yeah,
last time it took two days, but two.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Days, is it?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
And then it can take months.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, we can take up till like six days or something.
It's crazy.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Well, Donald Trump supporters are glad that they haven't picked
a pope yet, because there's a bunch of Catholic MAGA
supporters who have headed over to the Vatican to try
to influence the conclave to get Donald Trump into the
pope seat. And they're like offering to donate a billion
dollars to the Vatican and to the Catholic Church in
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order to get him in there.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I think maybe that maybe promoting that confusion is what
led to them not being able to resolve this first
time round.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Yeah, they're like, oh, wait, Donald Trump's on there's a.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Billion dollars on the table, billion dollars for him just to.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Become the pope.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Yeah, there's a founder of this movement who has praised
Trump for leading the most Christian administration he'd seen in
his lifetime, and so they want to make that ai
image of him as pope a reality.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Well, though the Americans have gone over there have obviously
disregarded the you know, the Catholic officials who have identified
identified it as diabolically disrespect Yes, for that to even
be contemplated, Yes, And for the pope to enter the
room to there's nothing but confusion.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Well it's not only that, but historically there's They've never
chosen someone from the United States or any kind of superpower.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Nation to who indeed not even a practicing Catholic. Yeah,
they tend to go for.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Those, but they like to avoid politicizing the role by
having like a really strong country represented in the pope.
So if they're not wanting to politicize the role, I
think Donald Trump is at the very, very very bottom
of the list.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
There applying some type of sensible reasoning to this.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
You're right, they're not.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
But yeah, before you even get to this sheer lunacy, stupidity,
and offensiveness of the entire thing. Yeah, you know what,
You know what, the people that have the Americans that
have gone over there to try that, don't let them
back in.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Oh but Donald Trump will.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, I'm on a real thing where I want to
kick a lot of people out of America. I have
no authority, but then again, neither is he, and it
seems to be working, so he's some authority. Will see
you in twenty.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Five minutes, Roden Gabby versus the world, and you listen.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
To the show producer Chelsea has only joined us a
month or so ago from Perth, so yeah, it is
a little bit colder. Yeah, as an AFL territory girl,
how do you feel about the news so that Gabby's
just given us. I don't know if anyone's This doesn't
seem to be making a lot of news around the trap.
The Western Bears a theme Perth Bears. They're going to
call them the Perth Bears're going to.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Calm the Perth Bears by the look of things. Yeah,
so wa Premier Roger Cook confirmed about thirteen hours ago
that the Perth Bears are going to be joining the
Nrrail in twenty twenty seven. So it's still a year
and a half away. Maybe that's why I feel like.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
It'll it'd be big news in Perth today that Roger
Cook has announced this.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Yeah, sixty million dollars from the government going into it.
It's been in the times for a while, it's been
going up, right.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
I didn't think it was going to happen, is is?
Have you got tickets for Saturday?
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Best Raiders shelled out. I didn't get them and I
was like, nah, you're right sold out. Yeah, So that'll
be your first NRL game. Yes, okay, to a sell
out at Geo. You've actually you couldn't have timed that better.
That's the atmosphere there. I don't think I've been to
a cell out there since our qualifier semi whatever the
final was that got us through to the Big Dance.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
Have got good seats.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
There is not a bad seat there, mate, not a.
Speaker 5 (07:26):
Bad I'm excited.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
There's not a good seat.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
There is a really smart point.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
You're pretty average.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
You've come from literally the world's newest and most impressive
stadium in Perth, that Opta Stadium. Yeah, do not compare Tom.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
The atmosphere will be great though, that's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah. Well, while we're going around the country and we're
giving Perth a little bit of love, we know that
they love us in Adelaide, the podcast listeners, so I
think you'll be excited to hear the news from Channel
seven this morning, Adelaide.
Speaker 8 (08:00):
We have ever pondered why locals call Adelaide Radelaide. The
secret is now out. The South Australian capital has been
voted the happiest city in Australia. Atlantians have long indulged
in the region's wineries, festival lineups and foody delights. And
now the Happy City Index as listed Adelaide as the
best city to live in in Australia, coming in twenty
(08:21):
ninth place globally, twenty.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Ninth globally the happiest let me tell you when you're well,
not as Australian city. So twenty ninth must be the
highest Australian city we should find out. So we'll look
into that. But you only need to hung out in
the car park after a Crow's game for about fifteen
minutes to discover not all that happy as they just
start key in cars with Victorian number plays on there
(08:46):
and getting involved in all sorts of punch ons. They're
not as happy as they're making out.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
I tell you they're really happy because they live in
their own little bubble and it's about five years ago.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Which is a beautiful place. Tell me if I would
love that. Perhaps that explains the other story coming out
of Adelaide today.
Speaker 8 (09:07):
Checking Sport Now and Port Adelaide's Willy Rioli is in
doubt for Saturday's showdown and clash with the Crows is
The AFL investigates.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Two more reports of alleged.
Speaker 8 (09:16):
Threats against rival players. Power General manager Chris Davies is
adamant Rioli should not be stood down from the club.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Will work with him, will continue to talk to the AFL.
And I don't believe that sending Willy away from the
club is the way to deal with this issue. It's
actually a really smart point when you do have someone
that's run off the rails in one way or another,
to just send.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
The issues set him off into the world.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yeah, and here's an interesting thing with Ben Cousins. You'll
know all about that from back in the day, Chelsea,
but who knew He's been sliding into d ms left,
right and center after games, into opposition players and issuing
all sorts of pretty serious threats. My god, which is
last that's problem solved, I guess.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
But also some mental health help is probably necessary.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Well.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I don't know whether or not he meant to be
in the DMS or he meant it to be a
public post, but on the weekend after the game he said,
you're not going to want to leave your hotel room
to one of his one of the opposition players. A
and so people were hanging a second. And then as
they've began to look into it and dig a lot deeper.
Players are coming out of the woodwork out. Oh yeah, Willie,
he sticks it to us. He's pretty fast and loose
(10:34):
with the threats, and so the club's going out. He's right.
The AFL is going, well, I'm on a second, we
might take a closer look at this. We need to
cut that out. Not the happiest place in Australia.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
All of a sudden, well, one AFL team determines.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Just finishing the news that the North Sydney Bears. For
those who aren't familiar with the history of the team,
they're a North Sydney team kicked out of the NRL
years ago.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Seven years ago, right, and they've been.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Hanging out lobbying to get back in and the NRL
have said, not a problem, you're back, and they've gone
this is the best news ever. And they said, we'll
open up the kiosk and we'll start selling pies and
drinks and we're ready to go. And then the NRL
said about the kiosk, it's not the one you used
(11:32):
to operating and it's not in the even you know
area at all.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Or the state.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
In fact, it's virtually on the other side of the planet.
You need to move to Perth and they've gone. Thanks,
And so that is the that's the history of the
club and an interesting story from Paul Suitor from raw
It's the sport website if you're right into your sport
and hipop Shnatka last week with the headline reviving Bears
(12:02):
brand may be a popular decision in some quarters, but
it's not the right one for Perth expansion. And I thought,
we go mate, We've got to get this team back.
And by the end of the read I was like, ah, yeah,
why he's right, Perth don't like anything not from there.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Oh so an outsider coming in and pretending to be
Perth based.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Well to say, hey, this is Perth's team with one
hundred years of Sydney I mean of all the places
Sydney heritage. Yeah, it's getting.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
A two hundred million dollar upgrade to their stadium. I
don't care, mate, I'd care give it to us.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Then we'll take the stadium.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
What happens to the ratest we have two camera teams?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
No, no, no, I just.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Mean the state. I don't want the best, you have
to have the best.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
The deals off back. So this negotiation was pretty.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
Pretty prom versus the world Darcy.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Today is not the day to go for a walk
in any of our act parkland.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
No, not at all, because the government has employed people
to start culling animals that are I don't know, overpopulated
in these areas.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah, you're going to manage that cold day Thursday, but
you certainly don't want to go. I mean they will
have sign quite a cold day first. I don't think
they're promoting it. Yeah, and then you know the kind
of animals we're talking about, the ones where there's too
many of them, Like, that's that's easy. Bats haven't done
anything wrong, So dear, any of these animals have done
(13:26):
anything wrong.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
They've just bred too much.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Deer and pigs are the main objective.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
Since when hold on, okay, so we're not talking about
like in the city like national parts work clarified because
I was imagining like all our beautiful parks and and
playgrounds and I was like, I don't want I don't
want to take my kids to the playground and they're
they're like getting rid of the rabbits.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
No, so tipin Bill and Nature Reserve and the Magie
National part.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Yes, yes, if you're thinking you're going to go down
to use the swings at the park. You will not
adore You're not. This is crazy, that would be that
would be insane. I mean crying out loud.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
So these pigs are running through the park.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Did you hear all this squealing? And then people running
out of the bush.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
None of that's happening everyone. The sheer presence of all
the people at the parks, they they you know, the
pigs leave. But in the in the national well they're
not national parks, but the bush the.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Bushland, the bush parks.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Well, I was going to start today with the bushwalking.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Anyway, now we can still dontains.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Good luck out there, mate. Our hearts were warmed, our
imagination was captured by Valerie the dashhound who went missing
in the forest for over a year, a year and
a half. And and you know, I hypothesized that you
can't survive like Tarzan without you know, being being welcomed
(14:58):
by the animals and by having someone on the inside,
and especially a dashound. Will you see these yeah, you
see these stories about you know, a kid that gets
lost in the forest and then gets brought up by
wolves that it's called the junkle book. Yeah, you've felt
you see the story, you heard about it, and so
I figure and no one has been able to prove
me wrong. So it's got to be this dashi has
(15:21):
lived in the pouch of a kangaroo for a year
and a half and it's a fantastic story. So the
Dashie is back, yes, in human hands. But then yesterday
we learned not back with the dashy's owner.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Yes she is now.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
So Valerie's back with her owners now, weeks weeks later.
I don't know why it took so long to get
her home, but she's home now. She was checked over
by a bunch of vets, or not a bunch.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Of team of vets. Vet dropped through the ceilings, they
repelled and smashed through the windows, a team of them,
and then checked the dog was She was.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Checked over to make sure that she didn't have any
crazy diseases or she wasn't nourished, and that she was
okay to go home and didn't need any extra care
before she was sent home to her parents.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
So they did a similar thing with Tom Hanks when
he came back from the island.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
From Castaway Course.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Check you got a check.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
But it turns out a little valerie. Even though she
had this miraculous survival of five hundred and twenty seven
days or something on Kangaroo Island, she has come back
home super healthy, quite stocky, one point eight kilos heavier,
which is a lot for a tiny dashound like that's
quite a muscle game. If she were doing bodybuilding. And
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people have now come up with a wild theory that
there's no way she would have been this healthy if
she just joined the wild. I reckon someone was feeding her.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
The kangaroo mother.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
What would the kangaroo mother feed.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Her the It's like when you're in prison, when you've
got a lot of time on your hands, you work out. Right,
some of these guys come out and better shape than
when they went in.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
But they're being fed, are they.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
You've seen the gruel that they get served in prison.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Your analogies during this story have been whacky.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
They're all spot on. It is what they are. It's
like the Jungle Book Tarzan. Look what shape he's in.
No one's going those Tarzan. Someone's feeding him. Look at him,
he's in a good nick. No, you live in the jungle,
you built to survive. Then you've got Tom Hanks that
he was in the best nick of his life. He
didn't gain weight, he lost a lot. He was he
was cut, he was skeltel. He was good skeletel either.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Gay versus the world?
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Who's this? Oh, Peter, Peter Andre, how are you, sir?
Speaker 5 (17:55):
He's okay, but he's causing a bit of controversy today.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Peter hasn't caused controversy for since a long time. Well
the controversy. Have you seen the video clip to this, Chelsea.
You're probably too young to even get on over here.
You don't know Peter.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
He's Aussie.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
He was a sex symbol in his time. He's now
in the UK married to a UK brain surgeons.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
So this would have been released in nineteen ninety four
or five, maybe nineteen ninety three. Anyway, Pete, he was
controversial because we hadn't seen a human built like this
in Australia. There were two blokes in Australia built like
Peter Andre. One was Peter Andre and the other was
(18:42):
Carlton Gunner Anthony Cooter Feeds. And when these gentlemen walked
around shirtless, they literally made news. It were just that
they would be on the news.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
People would stopped to count their abs.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah, we didn't know the humans could look like this.
And so he had a pop career and then he
went to the UK.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
And he married Katie Price.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Married Katie Price, had a reality TV show and he
had tremendous success and then nothing happened. And today we're
hearing with Peter Andre.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
He's gonna be the movie. So he's in a movie
called Jaffaken. So it's it's based in Jamaica, but he's
like a UK crim and he has to pretend to
be a Jamaican mobster who he kind of has a
similar appearance to, in order to steal some money. I've
(19:31):
got the I sent you the link to the trailer.
Watching the video too busy watching mysterious guy.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
He's got some Jamaican gentleman doing some dancing with him
here in the video.
Speaker 4 (19:41):
How old is he now?
Speaker 5 (19:43):
He would be probably forty five.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah, ish he'd be fifty.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
You reckon. Anyways, you're taking care of himself because he
still looks great and he is marriage to brains like
he's doing fine. He's still he's doing very well in
the UK. Everyone loves him there and he's moved into this.
It's called a criminal comedy.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Is what they're calling it. Ja fakean.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
So if you go to this trailer, I want you
to go to a minute because the first minute's bloring.
So skip all the way to a minute and just
for forty seconds or so, we'll get a little bit
of an idea of what this movie is about.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
A criminal comedy, in other words, what a crime film
that's well, it's a crime story, but it's funny, or
it's a comedy that someone would describe as this is
criminal ha.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Maybe bo it's not that funny. Potentially both.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Okay, So here he is. We can see Pete one
minute into the trailer. Let's see how he goes here.
I'm going to second Pete. I'll give you some Mordio
his new movie called Ja Fakin.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
If you want to go to Jamaica, poses this Jamaican
gangster steal all his dough and then hope to live.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
I mean, all I've got to do is learn the
Jamaican accent.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
If you're ready, good day.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
As an Australian, he's learned the British accent.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
He's lived there for the last like thirty years.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
That's my point. He's excellent with the ac sense. Go on,
we'll make the try and stop you.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
Here we go, but was not ak.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
It's a way of life.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
It's a beautiful spot that they filmed this in, so
stunning scenery.
Speaker 4 (21:14):
For just two more seconds, all right.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Peter Andre.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
At two.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Let them know, man say that kill man a right,
bloop bloop. Yeah, he didn't pass the test.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
He's got a Futuremaican guys staring at him like, or
who is this guy? You've dragged him here?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Okay, but he's got a nail the accent to be
able to pull off.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
The heights exactly.
Speaker 5 (21:42):
But that's where the controversy comes in because people are
very upset that Peter Andre has worn a wig of dreadlocks, which,
by the way, he's wearing because he's trying to look
like the gangster that he's trying to pretend to be
who has full dreadlocks, or he's had to put on
the dreadlocks and the sunny used to look like this
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guy and then the accident. People are saying it's profoundly disrespectful.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
They're aware he is playing the role of someone doing
this and Peter Andre hasn't just gone rogue and gone
under the streets and started doing. No, that's right, they're that.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
I don't know. They probably haven't even looked at the trailer,
to be honest. They just see a clip and they go, yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
What's Peter Ono doing over there? Similar thing happened kind
of after the fact and is still a concern for
some people. As far as Robert Downey Junior's portrayal of
an indigenous Australian.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
In tropic London.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
He nailed it.
Speaker 4 (22:42):
Was he Australian in that I thought it.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Well, he was playing a character. Yeah, correct, it's you've
got to watch that again. But this is why no,
and you don't have to watch Peter's film either, but
you know, you just don't need to be offended by it.
So anyway, actually you're offended by it, that's one million percent,
you're right. But for the rest of us, oh yeah,
(23:08):
the big news from yesterday is another day of the
mushroom murder trial. What did we learn?
Speaker 2 (23:14):
So we talked to a doctor who looked after Erin
while she was at a hospital, and after Erin supposedly
left unexpectedly from the hospital, he called Triple Zero and
told them the situation that he believes she had been
poisoned or exposed to poisonous mushrooms. Was pretty sure it
(23:35):
was the lunch, but not one hundred percent sure. They
just played the recording in court, and I think it's
just another layer of the trial. I don't think it
was particularly crucial, but I think it was more just
letting people know that it was definitely from the lunch.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
We keept talking about the layers that they're adding to
paint a picture and tell a story. And I have
been confused by this detail, although it is an important
part of the story, but you know, does it imply
or indicate anything innocent or guilty. So you weren't feeling well,
you went to the hospital, you said I may have
ingested these mushrooms. They said this is a problem, You said, no,
(24:08):
I'm right and left.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
That's it feels weird that you would.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Go in the first place and then high tail it
out of there.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
Well, you definitely, if you were guilty, not saying she is,
you definitely go just so that it was on the
record that you went right.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
But if they said if that was if that was
your intent, and they said, well, we just need to
run some tests and check that you're going to be okay, Well,
why would you not go through that.
Speaker 5 (24:34):
Process, because then they're going to prove that there's no
mushrooms in your system, and you don't want that, so
you go to make sure it's on the record, and
then your high talent out of there before they can
prove it's not there. Right, that's if guilty, if innocent,
you go and they go, it's going to cost you
all this money for tests, and you go, I'm out
of here.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Now we can relate to that, right, Yeah, Well, I
suppose it just tells that maybe she was exposed to it,
but it was in the lunch. And think that's a
crucial point that they have to prove that even though
it might not have been in her system, it was
definitely the lunch that caused the problem.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
The media coverage is extraordinary. We've learned overnight that the
stan streaming services in the middle of producing a documentary.
I don't know what level of access they have though.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Well, they announced its back in February that they were
doing this, but somehow it's gone very under the radar.
Speaker 4 (25:24):
But they're calling it death Cap.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
This documentary three part documentary they're creating, and they gained
exclusive access into the criminal cases. So they're there.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
I know they're there.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
It's been reported that Stan is there taking notes and
making sure that they've got the accurate details to create
this DOCO.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Know Stan made things. I mean I just think of
Stan had the rugby and then you forget San do things.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
No, Stan have made a bunch of Australian things.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
What's on Stan stuff? Yeah, we'll have to look up
that up.
Speaker 5 (25:55):
There is something on Stan. Oh Love Triangle Australia. That's
on Stan. They make that? Ah without it, I want
to get I've been waiting for it. Yeah, Mike from
Maths is on there. I've been waiting for all of
that to come out so I can just binge it
because I don't have Stan.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
But I'll have it for a second.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
What are you going to do? The free trial? Binge
and then cancel?
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Maybe versus the world.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
We've looked at Stan. Love Triangle is that reality show
that is on It's any good.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
I watched the first two seasons and it was entertaining,
good enough to watch two seasons.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
But you like the reality.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
I do like the reality and it's trashy of the
math switches up my alley.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
We learned that they're doing a stand produced documentary three
part series on the Mushroom murder trial with exclusive access,
which I assume means whether or not it's with the
prosecution of the defense, they are inside the rooms during
those discussions. So that's that'll be interesting when do we
get to see at end of the year.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
They haven't put a release day on it yet, but
they're going to want to get it out asap because
they're going to want to beat all.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
The competition for the BBC International media of all gathered
for this in Australia.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
For try such an interesting case.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
But I don't see much. I mean, I know on
stan we watched the Rugby Godfather of Harlem.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Bump Bump is a good one.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
So remember it was the girl that got pregnant and
Claudia Carven.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
Oh yeah, is the mum that was Asie one that
was really great.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Forrest Whittaker is in Godfather of Harlem. He's good, He's
very good. Kevin Costner's good. Oh yeah, I like him
his show Yellowstone. But he walked out on that, didn't.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
He No, But then there's a prequel that he's in
Patrols fifty six or something, poor Patrols on My Daughter
loves por patrols, loves puppies.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Breaking bad. Yeah, there's things on it Stan. They are
a thing. Okay. So we were lucky enough to have
Lauri Lawrence's daughter Emma on the show the other day.
Laurie one of Australia's greatest Olympic swim coaches, and famously
it was.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
Alive do the five.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
There it is.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
You know, he grew up with the ads.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
He has literally saved so many young Ossie lives with
the work that he's done and now that his daughter
is doing, continuing that legacy. And I I just watched
your face during the conversation, and I watched you jump
online and by the end of the interview you had
booked swim lessons for Olivia.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
Well, I had inquired. So I have been thinking about
it for a long time, and every time I went
to look into it, all the classes were full. So
I just kept pushing it back and pushing it back,
and I thought maybe in winter term two there'd be
more spots. It's an indoor pool that doesn't work. So
after that chat with Emma, I was like, all right,
(28:43):
I better actually do something about this. So I inquired
it at a few different schools, and one of them
got back to me and they were like, we can
squeeze her in saturdays, let's go. And I'm like all right,
and they're like, she's booked in see this Saturday. And
I went, oh, no, Nev's working this Saturday. And I'm
nervous because I don't know what the routine is, like
do I take her in her swimmers? Do I shower afterwards?
(29:05):
Do I get her change? What do I wear? What
does she wear?
Speaker 4 (29:07):
Like there's so many questions. I've never done swimming lessons
with a baby before.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah yeah, baby life and just no instruction manual, but
just the thing in the back of your mind where
you go, well, a billion other people have survived, so
surely I'll be all right.
Speaker 5 (29:17):
Well that, yeah, I was thinking that too, and so
I messaged my sister's I'm like, cool, just.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
Give me the rundown.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
What's the routine? Do I shower her there or do
I just get her changed and shower her at home?
Or like what do I do? And my sister gave
me the rundown. She's like, it's really handy. If nev'sair
he can hold her. Will you shower too, because you'll
also be in the pool. But if not, that's fine,
you do that at home. And I was just like,
oh no, I'm really getting nervous about this. Be helpful
to have someone, wouldn't it. Then I was like, now
(29:42):
you are an independent woman, you can do this. And
then I call my mom and I was like, Hey,
mar what you doing on Saturday?
Speaker 4 (29:49):
So Mom's coming with me.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
He's got the call up.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
Maureen's got the call up to come to the first
baby swim lesson just in case I need a hand.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Did she take you to some lessons?
Speaker 4 (29:58):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (29:59):
Yeah, we did swimming when we were kid three did
swimming club, which on a Thursday night you would do
like a little competition and then have a barbecue at
the bunga door twenty five meter pool.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah, good, good good. I remember my first swim lesson
was me falling into the pool and my uncle Max,
and I remember it. I remember it vividly, maybe maybe
my first conscious memory. I guess I was one one
and a half, similar to Olivia. Yeah, and I remember
I can see it now in my mind's eye, and
you know it happens. You know, you're a little kid
and you're leaning over the edge of the pool, I
(30:32):
lose my balance and I fall in, but I remember
thinking I'm next to Uncle Max. He'll save He'll grab me.
And then I'm underwater and I'm looking up. I can
see it now, and I can see the light at
the top of the water, and I mean, no one's
grabbing me here, what's going on? I trusted you were
going to do this. But of course the old well
is that you teach him to swim, you throw.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
Them in and just let them go.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Then I'm trying to get up there, and it's a yeah,
it's certainly the Certainly, if it's not the first, it's
certainly the most terrifying memory.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
So we know you survived. But was that your own doing?
Was that Uncle Max was my doing?
Speaker 1 (31:06):
And I'm sure he'd go, well, you learned to swim,
didn't you. But do it your way. I feel like
your way, don't that's a stupid way. The opposite end
of the scale is immaturity, silly things that a boy
came up with, and now and now it's it's captured
the world's attention. And so when you're a kid, I
(31:29):
don't know if you did it as girls, but as
boys we would say my dad could be your dad
in a fight, and it was just always a stupid thing.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
I don't think that ever happened in my friendship.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
And look then the fights never happened. But it's just
the thing that boys, little boys say.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
And in a similar vein someone has said who would
win between a gorilla and one hundred unarmed men? And
we spoke about it yesterday. The conclusion was Brockles and
the former UFC heavyweight champion is really the only person
with a chance. But other than him, no, no, even
with ninety nine of his mates, the gorilla will win.
(32:05):
So today Robert irwin because he's a boy and.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
He knows animals.
Speaker 1 (32:09):
He has I don't know how much work he's done
with gorillas.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
I don't think they've got gorillas at Australia Zoo, do they.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
I don't think so. But you know, like he's old man,
you know who covered them. Yeah, traveled the world meeting
and interacting with all all these incredible animals. I imagine
Robert's done a similar thing. So he's the closest thing
to an expert voice. We're going to get on this thing.
And he chipped in yesterday with his.
Speaker 7 (32:32):
Insights, best of all, I don't know. Gorillas are strong,
mate like really, but it's one hundred people. I'm not sure,
just as an animal conservationist, fighting an endangered species just
doesn't sit right with me.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Hang on, Robert, if he wins, he's not endangered, but like.
Speaker 7 (32:52):
The like, let's how many people does it take to
save gorillas? That's the question we should be asking, because
there's not many of them left anyway.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Meanwhile, if he isn't such a Robert, it's not enough
that you're handsome and sensible. This is a silly conversation.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
We're having a silly chat. And then he takes it serious, like,
let's save the gorillas.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
All right, And I agree with all that. You better
get real silly, real fast. Here.
Speaker 7 (33:16):
The one thing that people aren't really like saying in
this whole discussion. Yes, gorillas are super powerful all of that,
but also they're pretty chill most of the time. They
kind of just keep to themselves. They'll defend themselves and
protect each other and all of that, but if they
don't really have a reason, they kind of just do
their thing.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
One hundred men. That's the reason, Robert.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
I'm so bored with that answer. It's like when you're
having a fun chat and then your mum turns it
into a lecture and you're like.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Oh yeah, but your mum's not as hot as Robert Irwin.
So for every long, God.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
And Gabby versus the.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
World, you're dancing good morning, every one, greatavy on board.
If you're joining us for the first time.
Speaker 5 (34:02):
Well, I thought that was my computer and underly apologize.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
No, no, it's the most magical music from the most
magical place on earth, Disneyland. Well, this is the thing.
There are Disneylands all around the world, Japan, China, France,
of course a number of them in the United States.
And as we hold our breath for the announcement that
we'll get one in Australia one of these days, they
(34:28):
have announced overnight that a country is getting the next Disneyland.
Give us some good news.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Ice, Well, the country's the UAE for you, But it's
Abu Dhabi for people.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
But what did I say about Abudai the other day?
I said, it's it's.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Just I said three days ago, Banks seven thirty.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
This is off air. I was talking about Abu Dhabi.
People forget about it, but it is magical and so
this is very exciting. Hopefully it makes just a little
more accessible for us as Australians instead of that said,
the one in Japan is why do I feel like
there is Singapore?
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Oh there's you know.
Speaker 1 (35:14):
Not, there's no one in Singapore. There's a universal because.
Speaker 5 (35:16):
How many of the disease have you been to?
Speaker 1 (35:20):
The two in Japan?
Speaker 4 (35:21):
There's in Japan.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Who in Japan?
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Yeah, there's two next to one another, in the same
way that Walt Disney World. There's four next to one
another in Florida and then in California there's two next
to one another. Yeah, there's separate parks. But no, obviously
that's ubble Dubby. Incredible they they have So we have
Warner Brothers Movie World. On the Gold Coast, they have
a Warner Brothers Movie World, but it's a bit better,
(35:45):
a bit better like Massively and it is also in
able Dubby. So another Disneyland, but another Disneyland means they're
going to be focusing on building that whilst we.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Don't get for a long while yet gone.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
To a federal election, that's a vote winner, someone promises
of Disneyland.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
Yes, if Elbow came out or Dutton, if Dunton came
out and said I'll give you Disneyland. I would have
been like, I hate all your other policies, but you're
in Daddo's.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
In the cab right, because I assume he doesn't get
the comm car anymore. He's in the cab. He's in
Canberra today, he's cleaned out the drawers this morning. He's
going back to the airport to go home and he's
listening to this and he's going Disneyland. That could have
been the difference, misstopg you wouldn't have been sitting in
the cab right. There's a new platform that the merrit
(36:35):
at first guys are using to fleece fans. I thought
they were doing that with cameo.
Speaker 5 (36:39):
Yeah, they're doing that too. But there's this other one
that I'd never heard of, and it's called buy me
a Coffee, Buy me a cuppa, Buy me a coffee.
How have I just lost that? Anyway? And you can
just donate to your favorite maths.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
What are they doing for me? Though? Nothing?
Speaker 5 (36:56):
That's the point. So it's only like eight bucks or
something along those line. Where you go and you can
just help out your favorite like as a fan, you
can help out your favorite reality star who maybe doesn't
have a job the moment.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Well, it's true, you know, some of these poor, underprivileged
to reality stars. They've given up their employment to be
reality stars. They're not rolling in it, you know, no.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
And so this is the way fans can support them
until they come up with some other business venture or something.
So it is called buy Me a Coffee her Jackie
from Maths has joined it and her minimum donation is
eight dollars, which is a little bit higher than the
national average of five dollars fifty for a cup of coffee.
But she is being talked about because she was the
(37:43):
one who donated eight dollars to herself as the first donator.
And when you donate, I'm sure like I've never donated
on this platform, but there's often a thing that you
tick to be anonymous or not, and she hasn't ticked it.
And so she's put a little message under her donation
saying thank you for all the laughs, you're our favorite
bride of all time.
Speaker 4 (38:04):
Never a done.
Speaker 5 (38:07):
And it's from Jackie Burfoot to Jackie Burfoot, right, And
so people have picked up on that and they're like, Jackie,
stop pretending to be a fan. And so she's come
out and backed herself and she's just like, whatever, if
you want to donate, you can, and if you want
to send me flowers, you can do that.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Good honor for extending that invitation as well.
Speaker 5 (38:27):
She put up a photo of flowers that she really
loves and she was like, if anyone wants to send
us flowers West mar flowers, wherever they live in Tasmania,
they have our address on file, so just call them
up tell them to send them to Jackie and I'd
appreciate it. That's bold, right.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Look, and I love that you said it. She's back
to herself in because if you're giving yourself a test
donation to check that it works, I get that. But
I would write test in one, two three. You know.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
Yeah, you were the best bride ever.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
You could not be better. I can't imagine a more
flawed business model than give us money. Just just give
us money, just cause we should.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Start that page Rod and Gabby versus the world.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
Well, I might be announcing this a little too late,
but pre sale for Spilt Milk tickets are on and
let's cross now to produce a Chelsea who's been in
the virtual queue for the last seven minutes and twenty
nine seconds. Have you secured tickets yet?
Speaker 6 (39:31):
I haven't, but it has a little spilt milk loading
sign and it's going really slow. There's also a thing
on here that says you can close this page without
losing your place in line.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
I don't trust it.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Don't do that.
Speaker 5 (39:45):
I'm not trusting it. What do you need for pre
sale for spilt milk?
Speaker 4 (39:48):
What's the catch? Nothing? I don't think you think.
Speaker 6 (39:51):
You just have to sign up and then the link
gets sent to your emailer. Also got a link through
voter phone as well, so.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
All over everything, a really vota phone.
Speaker 5 (40:02):
They don't how to pr except for connectivity.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
They're all over everything.
Speaker 1 (40:08):
Darcy, I said it for a long time, mate. They
turned the tables on us fantastically with their will sponsor
everything and put you up with the ticket strategy. So
well played, Votaphone well played so at this stage not
sold out, But that was the concern that it would
be almost instantaneous to score with them. If Candrick's coming
(40:30):
to Canbrig, you better believe those tickets are going to
sell really fast. And that's before even people turn up
for doches.
Speaker 4 (40:40):
To see you in your festival gear. Rock about.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
I will wear a pair of purple flared tracksuit pants, yes,
with starts down the side. Okay?
Speaker 4 (40:54):
And what on top?
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Shirtless?
Speaker 5 (41:00):
Want an image?
Speaker 4 (41:01):
I'm excited.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
I'm going to work out hard between now and then
to thirteen. I'm going to be ripped.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
People shred for festival season.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Could do a live spilt milk special. What are you
going to wear?
Speaker 1 (41:15):
Yes, Gabrielle, that's a.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
Really good question. I will match, but I won't be
but i'd like the flat trackies.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
If you've listened to the.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
You're just being like, I'll do the same. Oh no,
but you're shirtless, so I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
If you've listened to the show for the last couple
of years, you'll know that our old producer Bethany did
that in When You Go Coachella, and she would just glitter.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
She did too, She did too, you know what? Good
on her?
Speaker 1 (41:51):
Good?
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Nothing, but that's it.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Silver glitter made pants is Yeah, silver glitter was the
predominant article of clothing if you'd like to describe it
as that anyway, Hey, it's Coachella. Apparently it's a She
had a great time speaking of tickets and hoping that
you can get them if you like me, and hoping
you're able to snap up the tickets for the big
(42:18):
clash one versus two in the NRL. It's Geo Stadium
on Saturday, Darcy, give us some good news. I can
just walk up to the gate and pick up some tickets.
Speaker 7 (42:25):
Right.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
No, it's been sold out the first mid season game
since Melbourne Inger's last game.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Literally, I just said to someone we don't do sellouts
mid season, and I just because I couldn't remember the
last time it happened.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
But that that is insanity.
Speaker 2 (42:44):
That So the Raiders are also looking at trying to
increase standing tickets. So there is still a possibility that
you could get to the door and maybe get a ticket,
but it won't be seated.
Speaker 4 (42:55):
But can you take a cam chair?
Speaker 5 (42:58):
It's very decent byo chair. No, I don't know where
I used to have that awesome green hill that you'd
sit on your picnic rug and watch, but that's.
Speaker 4 (43:06):
Not there anymore.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Seventy nine.
Speaker 5 (43:09):
I'm not that old, nor is the stadium theatric So
what up the top on the slab that's where you'd
stand where you normally stand to eat you meat pie?
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Right?
Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a shin so okay, yeah,
but it's not confirmed with it that's actually going to happen.
So right now it is sold out.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
I don't want to stand up there, but the atmosphere
will be incredible. That'll be and number.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
One and two team right the moment on the ladder.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
They're will win ahead though they're just the dogs are
so far ahead that even if we win, we stay
number two. I mean, okay, as far as four and
again when win, right, when we win you by over
fifty points, we'll go to number one.
Speaker 5 (43:48):
Right, what a goal?
Speaker 2 (43:51):
I like it?
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Okay. Your job hunt hacks.
Speaker 5 (43:58):
This is really great because a question out there to
the people of the world to say, what hack have
you used in order to get your job? And people
have come through. There's some really cool hacks in here,
some not so probably morally legitimate, but they've all worked
for people in the past. So if you've got a
(44:18):
pen and paper, if you are looking for a job,
here's some suggestions to score the job.
Speaker 1 (44:24):
If you're trying to this is your livelihood. If you're
trying to get something that's going to set you up
for life or get you through to the next thing.
That you need to get through to providing you're not
breaking any laws.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
Do what you're to do.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
You know your moral compass is yours. I will not judge.
What do we have in Gabby's job hunting hack.
Speaker 5 (44:44):
So this person named Joe said, I bring a notebook
and pen to take notes, and I intentionally start writing
with the pendit. That does not work, so then I
pull out a second pen, which shows unprepared.
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Hmmm, you're not a lock for this role.
Speaker 4 (45:04):
I can tell you that it does get better.
Speaker 5 (45:06):
There's a girl out there who actually put up a
fake job ad for the position that she wanted. When
she received all the really highly qualified cover letters and
resumes for this job that she the fake job she
put up, she managed to use that to combine the
best ones and make her own resume cover letter so
(45:27):
that she she had like she'd.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
Seen her competition, and she hit up the.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Ante genius right that that is industrious.
Speaker 5 (45:35):
It's morally grupped, but it is going to get you
the job.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
If you've hurt anybody.
Speaker 5 (45:41):
Well, they've gone to a lot of effort to apply
for a job that doesn't exist. To Chee, I'm sure
they already had the resume ready to go though, Let's
be honest.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Good point.
Speaker 5 (45:50):
Here's one that's a really interesting one. Often it will
be a middle aged man interviewing you. Hopefully the tides
are changing and that's not as com in these days,
but just in case, make sure you have a pre
planned dad joke going into the interview, because it'll get
you across the line.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Yes, listen to me. Dads don't necessarily love dad jokes.
Speaker 5 (46:13):
No, but middle aged men do. Here's one for you, though.
He's a pre prepared joke if you want to take it.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Oh, you're actually got an example.
Speaker 5 (46:22):
I'm looking for a more stable job after leaving the
horse industry.
Speaker 4 (46:27):
Okay, so you liked it.
Speaker 5 (46:30):
All right too? Well, really quickly, I called a company
and what I wanted to work for, because they hadn't
she so, this person had applied for the job that
she didn't get an interview.
Speaker 4 (46:39):
So she called them and.
Speaker 5 (46:40):
She said, I just need to reschedule that interview, and
they're like, no, worries got in because they thought, oh,
there must be a clerical error here got her in
for the interview.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
So she managed to get back in.
Speaker 5 (46:52):
They had already chucked her out.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
And finally, you're working for that isn't paying enough attention
to something like that place you want to work for
because you're going to get away with murder. Great point.
Speaker 5 (47:04):
And finally, now that we're in the digital age of
chat GPT, this is phenomenal. This person found all the
interviews the CEO of the company had ever done on YouTube,
copied the transcripts into chat GPT, had chat GPT analyze
him as in the CEO and run mock interviews with
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them because they'd got all his personality traits and all
of his assets and person whatever, and then ran mock
interviews learning everything about that person got the job.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Yeah, it's like running a simulation session in whatever sport
you do. Let's simulate the actual game and then the
way you go. It's a lot of work, but they're
putting in the work. That's the person you want to hire.
Speaker 4 (47:46):
That's true.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
Run and Gabby versus the world.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
I don't know if it's an insult or a huge
compliment to have someone shout at you you're a fashion hazard.
Speaker 5 (47:58):
Well my husband yelled, your fashion is a hazard.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
Still could go hazard. You don't associate with positive unless
it's well so striking that he's shack.
Speaker 4 (48:12):
In his tracks and that's a compliments.
Speaker 5 (48:15):
Oh your fashion is a hazard distracted.
Speaker 4 (48:18):
No, it wasn't that.
Speaker 5 (48:21):
I definitely wasn't that. We were driving along yesterday and
and I did get yelled at because Nev was driving
and I was in the passenger seat and he's like, gammy,
and I was like, oh my god, what And I
look up and you know how your watch sometimes catches
the light and like pretty much blinds the person that
it's reflected onto.
Speaker 4 (48:42):
So that was happening.
Speaker 5 (48:43):
And he had this big white light over his eyes
and he's trying to drive and he had this light
shining in his eyes and I'm looking at my watch
and I'm looking everywhere. I'm like, what the hell is
causing that? And he's like, you're fad yelling.
Speaker 4 (48:57):
At me again.
Speaker 5 (48:58):
And I have a really sparkle phone case like it
is just picking, that's all it is. And so it
was like a disco balls acting as a disco ball,
and it was reflecting all of the beams of the
sun in different directions straight at his eyeball.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
Yeah, you're right, and anyone who's been a victim of this,
and I don't know how if I didn't know better,
I would think my wife deliberately angles the phone screen
in such a way that the sun's rays blind me
in spite of, you know, the importance of being able
to operate a vehicle. But it does seem to happen
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with some regularity. She does not have a cover that
is comprised exclusively of pink sparkles. So that's where you know,
there's no escaping.
Speaker 4 (49:44):
No escaping it.
Speaker 5 (49:45):
So when he yelled at me like I was pretty
offendive because I'm like, don't yell at me, like, you
never raise your voice?
Speaker 4 (49:50):
How dare you?
Speaker 5 (49:51):
And then I realized that we could have been in
the character.
Speaker 1 (49:54):
There's a real sense of urgency at a moment like that.
If there is a time to raise one's voice, it's
as someone's about to step in front of a car,
or as you're about to run off the road.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
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