June 27, 2025 • 39 mins
- You can't say that!
- Are you cheating on us
- Text from mum
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out there the tits the world you see is
a please, But I know, offer the.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Knees, then gift you a pair of easies. And that,
my friends, is why you always always need.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
A buck up.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Hello Katelaine Brook.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Hello, Nate Vals.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Guess what in the room with us right now is
two hundred he dogs and she dogs.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (00:58):
All right, so now it's time to introduce some very
special guests, Sunday Lewis.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
And Lewis Lewis.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Can you come to the stage please, Sunday Lewis.
Speaker 7 (01:16):
Lewis bitch Tits, which, by the way, she used to
call me that when I had leukemia when I was
twelve and I was on steroids. So yeah, loving mother,
but she returns pineapples for us, so it's great.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
All is great, all right?
Speaker 6 (01:31):
And actually I got that secretly from my husband one
night when Lewis was on steroids and we were so happy.
He was putting on wait but Peter said, have you
noticed the bitch tits? And that night, when I was
tucking Lewis in, I said, nine night, bitch tits.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
It really made us laugh and it was good to
be able to have a laugh. Okay, Sunday, how are you.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
So for this game, it's very easy. You're just gonna
have to pick if it was something your mom said
or something someone else said or did. Okay, it's so easy.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I have a confession.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
What I haven't listened to a single episode.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
With me.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I know I don't.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Listen to her either, So.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Not a single episode.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
You called me and told me on the trip that
you and Gypsy were listening to the back. What were you?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Okay, So there's been someone I can't lie, but there's
been someone in the news that every time I read
about something about them just reminds me of Cape. It's
so odd. What it's just this person. The more I
find out about them, the more quotes I read about them,
I think, God, this reminds me of my podcast co hosts. Anyway,
(02:51):
So the game is called Mum or the Mushroom Lady.
(03:13):
So like Beef Wellington, I have to I'm going to
show you something. It could be something they did or said,
and you just basically have to try and peak if
it was your mum or the Mushroom Lady here we
go Sunday.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Do you know who the mushroom lady is?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Well, when talking about mushrooms they purchased from a grosser,
said they smelt very pungent. Who do you think said
that guy? Mushroom lady, mushroom lady?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Who are you going to go with?
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Mushroom lady?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Got too?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Mushroom lady? Cookery?
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Enough?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Hang on?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Do they have to buzz in? This is?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
They can both guess?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
I tried to do buzzes the other time and it
was chaos. That's and it was really bad to listen to.
Who has had over two hundred colonics?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Bitch chits, it's got to be bitch tits over.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
There over there? Do you do you go with your
mother to the colonics? If it is her?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
No, they're not into that.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Who threw up after eating two thirds of an orange cake?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Mom?
Speaker 6 (04:34):
What that was?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Instant?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
She screamed, Mum, before I even.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
That's the mushroom lady eating cake.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
I also want to add I do like eating cake.
I like it so much. I would never throw it up.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Who said anything to do with my health? I'm going
to have a salve it myself.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Mom?
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Yeah, she took this approach with the luke again didn't
wake so we had that.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Yeah, so, Ma, look you're a pretty good advertisement, isn't he.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
It all went wrong.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
I was ill and then we went to Western Medicine.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
Now more.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
So. Yeah, we just watched the end of Cooker in
real time. They've both gone with Mom, it was the muzzle.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
She's also said that though there can be.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Okay, who visited a regional service station to get a ham,
cheese and tomato sandwich, a sweet chili chicken rap and
some sour worm lollies, that's Mom.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
It was. Yeah, it's the.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Yeah, you know I wouldn't eat a sweet chili chicken
wrap it with a muzzle worner.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Your mum's the sale womb.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Yeah, I love.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
The only reason we.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Don't know this stuff is because she spends a lot
of time out of the house and so dads had
to find a way to entertain himself with school children.
Speaker 8 (06:09):
Now, which is.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Heard, who said exotic mushrooms have more flavor? Mum, it's
gonna be Mom, surely two mubs mushroom.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
You just think I've seen everything?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
These are real? Be more guilty. Next one who stares
at the sun to improve their vision in a rich daisy. Yes,
you were very quick there, Sunday, Sunday. Have you ever
actually witnessed this? Do you look out the back windows?
Speaker 7 (06:55):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
What does she do?
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Two days ago? I had to touch a tree with her? Yes?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Yes, yes, yeah, that needs more attention.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Stood there touching a tree. We were earthing for thirty seconds.
That's the maximum amount of time I like to spend
with my children.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
And I think you know why.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
There was your mother, well done, who spotted two lesbians
picking wild mushrooms in a park once while walking their dogs. Sorry,
that was me. That's a cheap person.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
That was me.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
That was me. They knew what they were doing. They
had containers, they had all sorts. Then they tried to
sell me some. Maybe they're listening. Hello, lesbians who ordered
a natural substance online called Chillagit from the Himalayas. Okay, okay, Lambrook.
Yeah that's have you seen this an option at your house?
Speaker 5 (07:50):
I'll give you some some that tastes terrible.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
It's like and also they give you such a tiny
little spoon with.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
It, and it tastes like bitumen. It's not good.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
I don't recommend it, although I think the health benefits
are probably remarkable.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
And finally, I'm not even sure what the score is.
Who likes to source their ingredients from independent grossers?
Speaker 8 (08:16):
Both?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
It is both. That is the end of marble mushroom leaders.
I got told that there are two buckheads here that
are a little bit better than the other buckheads here,
(08:37):
because there are two buckheads in the audience that we're
being told have flown down from Sydney and are flying
Jordan straight. Well, of course, but of course one of
them is called Jordan.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Do you know what their flight attendance?
Speaker 6 (08:55):
And they just packed themselves down for the day.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Where are these gays and the front? Hello Jordan and
Jordan and David, thank you so much for coming all
the way from Sydney. Who was the book?
Speaker 5 (09:13):
At what you go? You know what I'm happy about?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Sorry? I was like, no, you go kick off?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Well, you guys will have nothing in.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Common, okay, So a round of applause for our travelers.
We love that. Look at that you got your wines
on the stage. How disrespectful, But I appreciate that.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
We'll be kicking that later.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Oh look a.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Line of k you are gay?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
All right? I would to choose our KLU it's a
call app. Speaking of KLU, my lovely podcast co host Kate. Yes,
you remember a while ago you kicked off on the
we kicked off together about the shepherd avocados.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
Oh, yes, yes, and I've gone though here for a
short time and not a good time.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Yeah, no to they're the shepherd avocados of the buck ups.
You kicked off on farmers saying, you know, what do
they do for us? Because you know the AVOs should
be cheaper.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
You actually think.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
I did check the check the tape farmer. You know,
I get our meat delivered from a farmer.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Cool. So that's one way to be relatable with everyone.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
What that's it's actually brilliant. And his company is called meet.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Me at the Gate.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Oh that's so good and proper farmer meet me at
the Gate. He's that written on his grinder.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Profile also spelt it's very we get it.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
You said, what do the farmers do? They should have
cheaper vos. We actually got a message saying, hey, guys,
love the pot. Just realized I missed one from a
month ago. It was called I'm the Captain. Anyway, Off
the back of the sheperd avocado discussion about farmers. Kate
said that sugarcane farmers don't do anything that directly benefits me.
What look at this kollua made from rum, rum made
(11:11):
from fermented she guessed it. So we have our farmers
to thank for our kolula goodness.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
How do you feel?
Speaker 6 (11:20):
I don't know, but you know I've got a bad
memory anyway, but I don't remember having said any of
those things. And also I love sugar. Why would I
diss the sugar canter farmer? I don't know, but I
am one to bite the hand that feeds me. I'm
really terrible.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
And also the other week we kicked off on how
I live in a pro teflon house. Hello Teflon lovers, if.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
You're in you love the forever chemical.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
I am just I love things doing the job. So
if I'm going to clean a bench, if it's clean,
I'll have the cancer because I want the bench clean.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
And then you come along, yes and tell me to
use with line and buy her soda.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
And apple side of vinegar?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Name tell me this?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
When has you When have you ever put apple side
of vinegar on something and gone, oh that's good, doesn't
need a second.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Go well, I think when you accidentally put it on
body parts.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
You're like, I won't be doing that again.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
Well cook that up when I think apple side of
vinegar is amazing.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
But now I want to know what body parts.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
You've tried it.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
I've tried it as a face toner and I've tried
it on Don't you try things on different parts that?
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Don't you? I mean, I believe your people are quite experimental.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
The Italians very experimental. Z is in the audience tonight,
oh lens in the audience.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
Love and of course beautiful Lynn will have nfi what's
going on.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
She doesn't listen to the part of the pod. So
that's ZA is all over it.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
And also Kate, thank you for wearing a top to
the buck up today. My favorite headline in many, many
years Kate Lainbrook goes rogue in wild topless outfit during
the last the last your head last days of the project.
At last day time this goes out, the project will
(13:20):
have been finished. And my favorite rip was the opening sentence.
Kate Lainbrook seemed to forget her shirt during a fashion
forward moment that saw her topless.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Super bisarre on the project really very.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Strange, how was it?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
What was going on?
Speaker 8 (13:41):
No?
Speaker 6 (13:41):
I did have a singlet on, but the singlet was
I think, aside from the zipper on this skirt, it's
fair to say the hardest working creature in the building,
and the singlet at some point just went up and
must have slipped down, whereas the next time I was going,
I'll help you.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Have you ever done that, by the way.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Been asphyxiated?
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (14:07):
No, Look, I mean I like a bit of pressure sometimes, yeah, look,
but not to the point of oblivion.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
No.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
I think I vote very left, but in the bedroom
I'm very conservative. I want the lights off. I don't
want any funny business or.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Right, let's start the episode.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Okay, all right, Well had to explain to me.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
We write three things down.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
One of them is you yes off your pop off?
Speaker 6 (14:44):
I pop all right, But I got confused because I'm
confused about a live show, and I'm distracted by our audience,
and also because you do a lot of time working
life and I don't, so I get a little bit
overwhelmed by all the technology. I don't know what to
do with something shaped like this, so bear with me.
(15:06):
But you know what I thought, You know, I like
to go in a deep dive of thing.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Do y yeah, I love it. How's it coming along?
Speaker 4 (15:18):
By the way, when you signed to do the book,
what I because he manages here, so let's take off.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
She texted me this. She told me to do this.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
The publishers in the car park, Well, they'll.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Be living there.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
They're basking if they're waiting for my book. When you
agree to the book, yes, is it like I thought?
Is the word limit agreed to already?
Speaker 7 (15:41):
Like?
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Is it not?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
So many words?
Speaker 6 (15:42):
And you know when I when I agreed to do
my first book, which will chow bella six take Italy.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
It's the best seller about us living in Italy.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
At one point Peter and I were in bed and
he said, how many words do you have to write?
And I said I don't know, and we googled how
many words in a book?
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Yeah? And yeah you can google back just all sorts
of stuff.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
No offense, yes, but I just think if someone has.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
To google how many words in a book, they shouldn't
be an author.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Okay, and you're probably quite right now I'm not writing
the book. No, but then nets eighty thousand to one
hundred and twenty thousand, that's a lot.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Well, it is if you haven't written many.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
I remember once I wanted a you know, get rich
quick scheme?
Speaker 5 (16:35):
So how do we all want that?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
My god, I want to be rich and quick.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
So we got so we got into podcasting. I thought,
what are those comedians do to make money very quickly
with not much effort? I thought kids books?
Speaker 6 (16:57):
Oh yeah, kids, so I thought, or I could do one.
They're all about farty, always always.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
So I emailed some people and said, I want to
write a kid's book. And so then this lovely lady
from publishing met me at a bookshop and she walked
me through all the kids' books and was like, cool,
this is what's been written, this is how you write it,
this is how many pages.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
And I'm like.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
That there is too many much effort and they're not
written a lot of effort. Kids, They're written quite well,
some of them, and like they rhyme.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
And then I left that and I never met her again. No,
it's sort of like way, so let.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
You like to disrespect me for my lack of work ethic,
and you are sitting here, you feing pretender who was
cowed by seventeen pages. I told you eighty thousand, hundred
and twenty thousand.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Words pinched it.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
Anyway in the spirit of you know, you know, in
the world, the people who control the language, get the.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Cook already, when Kate, when Kate says the sentence in
the world, get it ready for a cook?
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Alright? Are you ready to star? This is a good one.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
Ten words you should stop using in the events industry
and anywhere.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Oh okay, because you did deep dives.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
So I just went wow, wow.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
I love lists.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
I love lists too.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
If I'm scrolling and there's any sort of list, you're
looking at seven ways to eat bananas, click, well.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
I think we know you stop at number one, not us.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Anyway. So you can't say guru, Guru.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
You can't say guruh okay, says who people?
Speaker 5 (18:58):
The people? Who people? Okay, did you write this?
Speaker 4 (19:03):
There's all things that you have said that you've been
in trouble for.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
Well, I apparently, I mean I do like to say guru.
In Hinduism and Buddhism, the title of guru is given
to the highest of spiritual leaders or guides, therefore using
it to describe mark as an event planning guru.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
It's just playing inappropriate.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Mike sounds like, but not that good. So you can say,
what do I say to mark expert, mark's an expert authority.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
That sucks or specialists that sucks.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
All right.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
You can't say pow wow because it's an Indian expression.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Apparently, what's pow wow? I've never heard that. Let's say
pow wow in a sentence.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
Well we're not. Let's have a power.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
What I meant.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
What I meant was, what's you know?
Speaker 6 (19:58):
They're getting together? Don't worry. I can't say like a party.
You can't say tribe.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Okay, since you want to say about that.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Well, look at us in our tribe of buckwheat.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
We can't say what do we call them?
Speaker 6 (20:16):
We can't say we call them a team, a group,
or a cohort.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
But can you imagine that welcome cohort?
Speaker 5 (20:24):
All right?
Speaker 6 (20:24):
But there was one that I really loved and it
really made me want to say it. So people talk
about rule of thumb, they go, oh, go to something
or the rule of thumb. I've never really understood what
it means. I think it means sort of guestimating.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Right, you're just playing it by a year, which apparently
is offensive to deaf people.
Speaker 8 (20:43):
But they're not listening, okay, exactly, Okay, this one may
be subject to some discussion, as modern etomology suggests, the
Fray rule of thumb was used to indicate.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
The acceptable width of a stick that could be used
for wife beating.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
What that makes sense? Stuffat that makes sense?
Speaker 6 (21:15):
But if you've ever had a wife like that's insane. Yeah,
I mean I'm hiding that from my husband. And then
there was this other one that I've just got to
leave you with because this.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Was so this is so great.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
So you know, you bump into someone you haven't seen
them for a while, what do you.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Say, hello, cohort?
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Or long time no scene?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Uh huh ah ah ah, but it has been a
long time.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
You're not allowed, you're not allowed. Okay, it's seemingly harmless,
but it's got derogatory origins. What and on the on
the buck up? We love a derogatory origin, all right.
So Chinese immigrants were often the victims of discrimination and
faced a hostile environment in America.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Their language and way of speaking were mocked.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Their language was co opted into English for ridicule, long time.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
No sea right, So you bumping And this.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
Was a phrase that originated from the Chinese phrase.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Haju boo jam.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Consider consider it's been a while nice to see you
or how have you been?
Speaker 4 (22:42):
What Kate's trying to say here is she wants to
do the accent but I didn't. But she didn't. She
wants to bump into you, and instead of saying long time,
no see, she wants to.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Say hingea, booha.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Another one.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
No can do the same.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
I'm not allowed to say you can do.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
It's not enough that they own all the houses.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
Now they're telling us what we can and can't say.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Come on people, that's all the words.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
But I think that's enough.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Okay, what a buck? So what I've noticed lately? Can
I wanted to chat to you about it? And you know,
algorithms tell you things that maybe you think it's time
to reset the algorithm you that I don't know. But
something happened the other day where I thought, oh, I
(23:40):
think it's time for a reset. I don't know what
I have done. It showed me this. I don't know
what series of events and clips and lists that I
have read, but this is what a clip I was
shown on Instagram reels, not even the TikTok that's the
one I go on all Does anyone else feel that
(24:01):
Instagram reels again weirder and weirder.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
What did she get?
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Okay, thank you one person, thank you, lady just goes
out of two hundred the booker. This is what the
clip was. It was security footage of a woman at
(24:26):
an airport waiting for luggage to come out, and then
she simply changed the way she was standing and then
she poohed like a poo came out. Then she kicked
the pooh away, grabbed her bag, and walked off. This
(24:51):
is not a buck up, and that's that's that's what
Instagram showed me.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Why by Tonah?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
And I saw it and I thought there is something
wrong with me. She had in her life and she
probably got the right suitcase. That's one better than me
the other week. And so then I thought, yeah, yeah
she I'm no judgment to her. I turned it all
on me, So I asked myself questions, no back.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Up, back up?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Will?
Speaker 6 (25:22):
You often talk about is society better for the lack
of judgment? I don't think it is. I am judging
her anyone? Yes, oh, thank you? Why out of two hundred,
I've got the other one hundred and ninety nine airport poopy,
I'm not on board.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
So I thought there is something wrong with me? Up
to get my head checked.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
And then, like a gift from the gods, two days later,
sitting on the couch watching something, Cody's on the couch
doing what all couples do. He's on his phone on'm
on mine, we're not talking. Send each other a reel
every now that's my love language, forever chemicals and send
(26:08):
me funny reels. Cody just started giggling very hard, and
I was like, what are you laughing at? He goes,
I don't know what is going on, and then he
showed me the same reel. Instagram showed him two days
later the pooping lady. Oh, it was the same video.
(26:29):
She's not like a cereal, she's not doing a tour
of the airports. But then it showed him. So there
you go.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
You know what, you know?
Speaker 6 (26:40):
The Dutch have a saying, do they? They've got a
saying for everything. There's no pot so crooked, there isn't
a lid somewhere to fit it. And I think you
just indicated that you and Cody are the perfect crooked
lid for the crooked pot of each other.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
What a buck? What a buckat my jacket off? I'm
having like hot and cold. I've got a temperature.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Okay, and we all know what that means. Say it together, everyone,
Kate has COVID okay, so.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Sorry, or as I like to call it, convid.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
That sucks.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
I know it's a bit pitiful.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
I lied to someone in a cafe again the other day. Okay,
you know how.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
I lie to people often because you're sneaky. It never
happened to me before.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
I didn't know. This was like the pressure of when
you have a local cafe, right, I do slutter around
a bit with my coffees.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Yes here, yes, sometimes that's normal. Sometimes homemade, right, thank you.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
That's normal. Right, that's normal.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
I have four places. How many do you have?
Speaker 6 (28:03):
Well?
Speaker 5 (28:03):
No, But it's like when you go to the market.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
If you go to the market regularly and you always
buy your chicken from the same person, then you suddenly
you're locked in this relationship and if they see you
going off to get your skinless thighs from someone else,
it's just not I don't know how it happens.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Is why I don't go to markets. There's just so
much stake. Every time you have a story about the market,
there's just so much.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Emotion, a lot of work to go to the market.
But I'm just trying to avoid the stupor markets.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
But you're not helping me, but the stupid markets going
into them.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
I like stuper markets for a few reasons. One there's
a roof.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Two there's not people selling weird shit out of boots
in their in the car park.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
And I'm like, I don't know, sir, I don't want
emu oil.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Those weird shit that you only see to market uber hats.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
But see, I love that aspect of a market.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
But now you're saying you can go to buy chicken, right.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
I know it's political, but you're the same now with
a cafe.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
So I get my order and she says this to me,
what is your order at the moment? By the way,
what is my order? It's so boring.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
We're not surprised give it to us because you remember
you flirted with the mont.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Blanc and I said it wrong.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
Yeah, but you remember you had that sweet it was
too much, So you've gone back to coffee.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Okay, I just get a double espresso. Okay, that's it.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
No milk.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Sometimes in the mood you get.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
So you go to the same person.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
She said this.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
This is the exact quote. I haven't seen you in
a while.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Are you cheating on us?
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Because I haven't had coffee yet? I wasn't good on
the line yet.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Well, what would you have said?
Speaker 4 (29:56):
I I have coffee. I'm lying through my teeth day
and night. Remember that time of the hair strikes me?
What I did for a living? I just made a
whole backstory up. Once you lie once, like with her
name Karen, do you just spiral out? I didn't know
what I What did I tell him?
Speaker 3 (30:11):
I did for a living?
Speaker 4 (30:11):
I didn't want to tell him, so I said something.
I don't know where I ended up.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
So I said, I lied about the cheating on them
the coffee.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Yeah, what did you say?
Speaker 3 (30:20):
I'm trying to quit.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
On Yeah, I know, I'm trying to quit doubles.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
And because also a cafe has a variety about the beverage,
I know she will start suggesting.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
To you, no, are you cheating on us? Clearly I
am like, she knows I am, But what does she
think is going to happen with that? I don't know?
Speaker 4 (30:54):
You know what I am? I go to the other
one around the corner. And now that you've made me
feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
I'm gonna to you more.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Well, okay.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
So Peter and I once had a similar situation, only
we were in Goa in India with a guy. So
the beach that we stay at in Goer we used
to go there to get away from the children and
we'd have a week together and it was stunning, even
though it like took a full day to get there,
and by the time we got there, I hated him.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
But then after five days, oh, this.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Is the one time I booked the cheaper fly with
the yea day over thirty.
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Six hours to get back to Australia. I didn't speak.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Break he's on teacher's wages.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Not yet. Anyway.
Speaker 6 (31:39):
The jeweler that we would go to, so there was
this dusty little strip of shops and there was like,
you know, teen shops.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
And they were guilty chicken from there.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
No, we didn't get chicken from there.
Speaker 6 (31:52):
The restaurants were further up anyway, and there was one
guy that we went into and the jewelry is so stunning,
like so stunning, So we would go in and get things.
You could get presents for everybody whatever. Anyway, then one
day we wandered further up and we liked these cushions
in this This won't surprise you. Cushion covers my husband
(32:12):
because he's back anyway.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
When we walked past his shop with our bags, he.
Speaker 6 (32:18):
Came out and he was so angry at us, and
he said, I know you have been in another shop.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
We're like, well, yes, we're just tourius. He goes, I
know how much you paid? How much did you pay?
Eating hundred rubies? You've got jip.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
He was so aggressive and angry with us that exactly
the same.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
We never wanted to go back to his shop.
Speaker 6 (32:38):
You should have Why do people why do people think
that works?
Speaker 4 (32:42):
I don't know what's the buck up here?
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Well, the buckup is you're giving up coffee bye hawk
d by crap.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Okay, I have a gift for you all right. Every
week on.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
The buck Up, Kate wants to do honestly forty minutes
on Megan. Sometimes in the world there's signs because things
crossover in a way that you never thought it was possible,
And thanks to honestly, like fifty buckheads, worlds have collided.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
What are you going to give me some Megan?
Speaker 4 (33:25):
World of the buck Up and the world of Magan. Megan, Megan, Megan, Megan, Megan.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
She calls herself Nutmeg.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Oh well, yeah, that's a clue.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
That's a little mental prompt.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Our official fruit here on the buck up is, of
course the pineapple. Yes, yes, Kate lane Brook, Oh my god,
like you our world's gliding.
Speaker 5 (33:59):
Trick that people with paint apple.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Instead of just cutting it to make the perfect little bait,
you follow the wedge.
Speaker 6 (34:06):
When nature has given you all the cues on how
to have a perfect taste of something.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
Is that I love it?
Speaker 6 (34:12):
See, I'm great, it's gonna work.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
It's great that I love.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
He has taught you how to check pineapple.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
Is ripe on now it's going to take a long time.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Why didn't you take in a machete to the fruit shop.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
Because they banned them in Victoria?
Speaker 4 (34:31):
Down I walk on, cocker, cocker, look at that? Why
do you do that trick?
Speaker 5 (34:35):
I'm just thrilled you brought me Megan.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Well, what do you feel about the video?
Speaker 5 (34:38):
First, I don't know. I don't know what to think
about her.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
You know, I partly I think that I've never seen
anyone get bullied so much on an international level, And
partly I think I've never seen anyone who deserves it more.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
So I'm I'm torn. I'm torn. But people say the
most terrible thing.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
That she's sitting in front of me, and.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
A lot of them are true.
Speaker 6 (35:09):
Huh, And like, you know the show that she did,
so I've actually got some Meghan Markle here for him.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Now it all makes sense. I told her she's going
to show that video. She goes perfect and then walked.
Speaker 6 (35:22):
She walked away very quickly, but just terrible. So this
is a buck up for everyone. All of us were
not Meghan Markle, So yay for us, because imagine Valvo
if you were this person. And this is someone who
specializes in the royal family who says this about you.
(35:43):
This is a broadcaster Esther Kraku.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Who says she sounds legit.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
She said, there's nothing there. She's very like, I'm not
saying this to be horrible. She's not an entertainer or
an entertaining person. There's not much personality there. She said,
I didn't learn any I didn't learn anything from her show,
and she's just not entertaining.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
Okay, we get it. Esther then further commenting, this is
just in.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
One like real long or that you're pretending this was
other people that said this.
Speaker 5 (36:14):
She said she doesn't have the energy of the host.
She's kind of very drab and boring.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
It was clear from the first episode this is the
way she sees herself. And then, as if that wasn't enough,
this is the most damning thing you can say about anybody.
She's not a fun person to be around. You don't
think this is a person I want to go to
the pub.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
With and have a pint with.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
How devastating do you walk around with a sheet of
paper with things that people said about her?
Speaker 4 (36:48):
I'm ready to go at all times.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
No, I I just had it. It's just troubled me
that I don't know.
Speaker 6 (36:54):
You know how people say the most arrogant expression going around.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
At the moment, people talk about being on the right.
Speaker 6 (37:00):
Side of history, which is just so arrogant because you
only know, like in one hundred years or one thousand years,
what the right side is. People always think what they're
doing is right, even if it's horrendous right, otherwise they
wouldn't do it anyway. With Meghan, I don't know what
the right side of history.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
Guess what what? That's a text from.
Speaker 9 (37:20):
Us Okay, this is from Buckhead Bridy or do we
have to change names?
Speaker 4 (37:30):
No, it's a real name.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Oh okay, all right, Oh it's Karen.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
It's Karen's fake name. Oh yes, yes, Karen's Bridy. I'm
quitting coffee. Everyone's lying. Okay to read this out? Okay,
So here is the real text from Bridy's mother. Are
you ready high house the day? Can I get you
to make fried rice instead of cuss? Cuss?
Speaker 8 (37:54):
Also?
Speaker 4 (37:55):
Did I leave a pink check woolen blanket in your car?
I thought I may have left it where we went
to Tatum's. She just counceled my hair appointment as her
dad is in hospital with a brain bled. This wouldn't
have been cheaper seven eight three one, seven three eight
one and six nine nine one six seven eight one
nine nine one one two seven seven one four four
two saved twenty five and you wouldn't have to watch
(38:16):
out for bills like a hawk. Shit, look at this,
it's recording me. We can all this. Ian just pressed
the send button thinking it was the mic. I don't
know how it recorded me. Thank goodness it was you.
One of the all time greats from Bridy.
Speaker 5 (38:34):
Brilliant, brilliant, Hey, Kate, that's a buck.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Love you.
Speaker 5 (38:38):
I'm Bucks.
Speaker 4 (38:39):
We're all bats.
Speaker 6 (38:46):
The Buckup podcast is hosted by me, Kate Lanebrook and
him Nate Valvo.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
It's produced by.
Speaker 6 (38:52):
The brilliant Sasha French Audio and sound by the magnficent
Yack Lawrence.
Speaker 5 (39:01):
You might call him Jack. And Tom Evans.
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Oh we're lucky.
Speaker 3 (39:07):
H
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out there the tits the world you see is
a please, But I know, offer the.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Knees, then gift you a pair of easies. And that,
my friends, is why you always always need.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
A buck up.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Hello Katelaine Brook.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
Hello, Nate Vals.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Guess what in the room with us right now is
two hundred he dogs and she dogs.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (00:58):
All right, so now it's time to introduce some very
special guests, Sunday Lewis.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
And Lewis Lewis.
Speaker 6 (01:10):
Can you come to the stage please, Sunday Lewis.
Speaker 7 (01:16):
Lewis bitch Tits, which, by the way, she used to
call me that when I had leukemia when I was
twelve and I was on steroids. So yeah, loving mother,
but she returns pineapples for us, so it's great.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
All is great, all right?
Speaker 6 (01:31):
And actually I got that secretly from my husband one
night when Lewis was on steroids and we were so happy.
He was putting on wait but Peter said, have you
noticed the bitch tits? And that night, when I was
tucking Lewis in, I said, nine night, bitch tits.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
It really made us laugh and it was good to
be able to have a laugh. Okay, Sunday, how are you.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
So for this game, it's very easy. You're just gonna
have to pick if it was something your mom said
or something someone else said or did. Okay, it's so easy.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I have a confession.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
What I haven't listened to a single episode.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
With me.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I know I don't.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Listen to her either, So.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Not a single episode.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
You called me and told me on the trip that
you and Gypsy were listening to the back. What were you?
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Okay, So there's been someone I can't lie, but there's
been someone in the news that every time I read
about something about them just reminds me of Cape. It's
so odd. What it's just this person. The more I
find out about them, the more quotes I read about them,
I think, God, this reminds me of my podcast co hosts. Anyway,
(02:51):
So the game is called Mum or the Mushroom Lady.
(03:13):
So like Beef Wellington, I have to I'm going to
show you something. It could be something they did or said,
and you just basically have to try and peak if
it was your mum or the Mushroom Lady here we
go Sunday.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
Do you know who the mushroom lady is?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Well, when talking about mushrooms they purchased from a grosser,
said they smelt very pungent. Who do you think said
that guy? Mushroom lady, mushroom lady?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Who are you going to go with?
Speaker 5 (03:44):
Mushroom lady?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Got too?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Mushroom lady? Cookery?
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Enough?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Hang on?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Do they have to buzz in? This is?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
They can both guess?
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
I tried to do buzzes the other time and it
was chaos. That's and it was really bad to listen to.
Who has had over two hundred colonics?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Bitch chits, it's got to be bitch tits over.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
There over there? Do you do you go with your
mother to the colonics? If it is her?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
No, they're not into that.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Who threw up after eating two thirds of an orange cake?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Mom?
Speaker 6 (04:34):
What that was?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Instant?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
She screamed, Mum, before I even.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
That's the mushroom lady eating cake.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
I also want to add I do like eating cake.
I like it so much. I would never throw it up.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Who said anything to do with my health? I'm going
to have a salve it myself.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Mom?
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Yeah, she took this approach with the luke again didn't
wake so we had that.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Yeah, so, Ma, look you're a pretty good advertisement, isn't he.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
It all went wrong.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
I was ill and then we went to Western Medicine.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
Now more.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
So. Yeah, we just watched the end of Cooker in
real time. They've both gone with Mom, it was the muzzle.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
She's also said that though there can be.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
Okay, who visited a regional service station to get a ham,
cheese and tomato sandwich, a sweet chili chicken rap and
some sour worm lollies, that's Mom.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
It was. Yeah, it's the.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Yeah, you know I wouldn't eat a sweet chili chicken
wrap it with a muzzle worner.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Your mum's the sale womb.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Yeah, I love.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
The only reason we.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Don't know this stuff is because she spends a lot
of time out of the house and so dads had
to find a way to entertain himself with school children.
Speaker 8 (06:09):
Now, which is.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Heard, who said exotic mushrooms have more flavor? Mum, it's
gonna be Mom, surely two mubs mushroom.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
You just think I've seen everything?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
These are real? Be more guilty. Next one who stares
at the sun to improve their vision in a rich daisy. Yes,
you were very quick there, Sunday, Sunday. Have you ever
actually witnessed this? Do you look out the back windows?
Speaker 7 (06:55):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (06:55):
What does she do?
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Two days ago? I had to touch a tree with her? Yes?
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Yes, yes, yeah, that needs more attention.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Stood there touching a tree. We were earthing for thirty seconds.
That's the maximum amount of time I like to spend
with my children.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
And I think you know why.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
There was your mother, well done, who spotted two lesbians
picking wild mushrooms in a park once while walking their dogs. Sorry,
that was me. That's a cheap person.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
That was me.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
That was me. They knew what they were doing. They
had containers, they had all sorts. Then they tried to
sell me some. Maybe they're listening. Hello, lesbians who ordered
a natural substance online called Chillagit from the Himalayas. Okay, okay, Lambrook.
Yeah that's have you seen this an option at your house?
Speaker 5 (07:50):
I'll give you some some that tastes terrible.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
It's like and also they give you such a tiny
little spoon with.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
It, and it tastes like bitumen. It's not good.
Speaker 6 (08:02):
I don't recommend it, although I think the health benefits
are probably remarkable.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
And finally, I'm not even sure what the score is.
Who likes to source their ingredients from independent grossers?
Speaker 8 (08:16):
Both?
Speaker 4 (08:17):
It is both. That is the end of marble mushroom leaders.
I got told that there are two buckheads here that
are a little bit better than the other buckheads here,
(08:37):
because there are two buckheads in the audience that we're
being told have flown down from Sydney and are flying
Jordan straight. Well, of course, but of course one of
them is called Jordan.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
Do you know what their flight attendance?
Speaker 6 (08:55):
And they just packed themselves down for the day.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Where are these gays and the front? Hello Jordan and
Jordan and David, thank you so much for coming all
the way from Sydney. Who was the book?
Speaker 5 (09:13):
At what you go? You know what I'm happy about?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Sorry? I was like, no, you go kick off?
Speaker 5 (09:19):
Well, you guys will have nothing in.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Common, okay, So a round of applause for our travelers.
We love that. Look at that you got your wines
on the stage. How disrespectful, But I appreciate that.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
We'll be kicking that later.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Oh look a.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Line of k you are gay?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
All right? I would to choose our KLU it's a
call app. Speaking of KLU, my lovely podcast co host Kate. Yes,
you remember a while ago you kicked off on the
we kicked off together about the shepherd avocados.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
Oh, yes, yes, and I've gone though here for a
short time and not a good time.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
Yeah, no to they're the shepherd avocados of the buck ups.
You kicked off on farmers saying, you know, what do
they do for us? Because you know the AVOs should
be cheaper.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
You actually think.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
I did check the check the tape farmer. You know,
I get our meat delivered from a farmer.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
Cool. So that's one way to be relatable with everyone.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
What that's it's actually brilliant. And his company is called meet.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Me at the Gate.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Oh that's so good and proper farmer meet me at
the Gate. He's that written on his grinder.
Speaker 5 (10:41):
Profile also spelt it's very we get it.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
You said, what do the farmers do? They should have
cheaper vos. We actually got a message saying, hey, guys,
love the pot. Just realized I missed one from a
month ago. It was called I'm the Captain. Anyway, Off
the back of the sheperd avocado discussion about farmers. Kate
said that sugarcane farmers don't do anything that directly benefits me.
What look at this kollua made from rum, rum made
(11:11):
from fermented she guessed it. So we have our farmers
to thank for our kolula goodness.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
How do you feel?
Speaker 6 (11:20):
I don't know, but you know I've got a bad
memory anyway, but I don't remember having said any of
those things. And also I love sugar. Why would I
diss the sugar canter farmer? I don't know, but I
am one to bite the hand that feeds me. I'm
really terrible.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
And also the other week we kicked off on how
I live in a pro teflon house. Hello Teflon lovers, if.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
You're in you love the forever chemical.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
I am just I love things doing the job. So
if I'm going to clean a bench, if it's clean,
I'll have the cancer because I want the bench clean.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
And then you come along, yes and tell me to
use with line and buy her soda.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
And apple side of vinegar?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Name tell me this?
Speaker 4 (12:06):
When has you When have you ever put apple side
of vinegar on something and gone, oh that's good, doesn't
need a second.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Go well, I think when you accidentally put it on
body parts.
Speaker 5 (12:17):
You're like, I won't be doing that again.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
Well cook that up when I think apple side of
vinegar is amazing.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
But now I want to know what body parts.
Speaker 5 (12:26):
You've tried it.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
I've tried it as a face toner and I've tried
it on Don't you try things on different parts that?
Speaker 5 (12:34):
Don't you? I mean, I believe your people are quite experimental.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
The Italians very experimental. Z is in the audience tonight,
oh lens in the audience.
Speaker 6 (12:49):
Love and of course beautiful Lynn will have nfi what's
going on.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
She doesn't listen to the part of the pod. So
that's ZA is all over it.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
And also Kate, thank you for wearing a top to
the buck up today. My favorite headline in many, many
years Kate Lainbrook goes rogue in wild topless outfit during
the last the last your head last days of the project.
At last day time this goes out, the project will
(13:20):
have been finished. And my favorite rip was the opening sentence.
Kate Lainbrook seemed to forget her shirt during a fashion
forward moment that saw her topless.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
Super bisarre on the project really very.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Strange, how was it?
Speaker 3 (13:40):
What was going on?
Speaker 8 (13:41):
No?
Speaker 6 (13:41):
I did have a singlet on, but the singlet was
I think, aside from the zipper on this skirt, it's
fair to say the hardest working creature in the building,
and the singlet at some point just went up and
must have slipped down, whereas the next time I was going,
I'll help you.
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Have you ever done that, by the way.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Been asphyxiated?
Speaker 5 (14:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (14:07):
No, Look, I mean I like a bit of pressure sometimes, yeah, look,
but not to the point of oblivion.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
No.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
I think I vote very left, but in the bedroom
I'm very conservative. I want the lights off. I don't
want any funny business or.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Right, let's start the episode.
Speaker 5 (14:33):
Okay, all right, Well had to explain to me.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
We write three things down.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
One of them is you yes off your pop off?
Speaker 6 (14:44):
I pop all right, But I got confused because I'm
confused about a live show, and I'm distracted by our audience,
and also because you do a lot of time working
life and I don't, so I get a little bit
overwhelmed by all the technology. I don't know what to
do with something shaped like this, so bear with me.
(15:06):
But you know what I thought, You know, I like
to go in a deep dive of thing.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Do y yeah, I love it. How's it coming along?
Speaker 4 (15:18):
By the way, when you signed to do the book,
what I because he manages here, so let's take off.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
She texted me this. She told me to do this.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
The publishers in the car park, Well, they'll.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Be living there.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
They're basking if they're waiting for my book. When you
agree to the book, yes, is it like I thought?
Is the word limit agreed to already?
Speaker 7 (15:41):
Like?
Speaker 5 (15:41):
Is it not?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
So many words?
Speaker 6 (15:42):
And you know when I when I agreed to do
my first book, which will chow bella six take Italy.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
It's the best seller about us living in Italy.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
At one point Peter and I were in bed and
he said, how many words do you have to write?
And I said I don't know, and we googled how
many words in a book?
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Yeah? And yeah you can google back just all sorts
of stuff.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
No offense, yes, but I just think if someone has.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
To google how many words in a book, they shouldn't
be an author.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
Okay, and you're probably quite right now I'm not writing
the book. No, but then nets eighty thousand to one
hundred and twenty thousand, that's a lot.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Well, it is if you haven't written many.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
I remember once I wanted a you know, get rich
quick scheme?
Speaker 5 (16:35):
So how do we all want that?
Speaker 3 (16:39):
My god, I want to be rich and quick.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
So we got so we got into podcasting. I thought,
what are those comedians do to make money very quickly
with not much effort? I thought kids books?
Speaker 6 (16:57):
Oh yeah, kids, so I thought, or I could do one.
They're all about farty, always always.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
So I emailed some people and said, I want to
write a kid's book. And so then this lovely lady
from publishing met me at a bookshop and she walked
me through all the kids' books and was like, cool,
this is what's been written, this is how you write it,
this is how many pages.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
And I'm like.
Speaker 4 (17:25):
That there is too many much effort and they're not
written a lot of effort. Kids, They're written quite well,
some of them, and like they rhyme.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
And then I left that and I never met her again. No,
it's sort of like way, so let.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
You like to disrespect me for my lack of work ethic,
and you are sitting here, you feing pretender who was
cowed by seventeen pages. I told you eighty thousand, hundred
and twenty thousand.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
Words pinched it.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
Anyway in the spirit of you know, you know, in
the world, the people who control the language, get the.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
Cook already, when Kate, when Kate says the sentence in
the world, get it ready for a cook?
Speaker 5 (18:18):
Alright? Are you ready to star? This is a good one.
Speaker 6 (18:21):
Ten words you should stop using in the events industry
and anywhere.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
Oh okay, because you did deep dives.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
So I just went wow, wow.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
I love lists.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
I love lists too.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
If I'm scrolling and there's any sort of list, you're
looking at seven ways to eat bananas, click, well.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
I think we know you stop at number one, not us.
Speaker 5 (18:49):
Anyway. So you can't say guru, Guru.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
You can't say guruh okay, says who people?
Speaker 5 (18:58):
The people? Who people? Okay, did you write this?
Speaker 4 (19:03):
There's all things that you have said that you've been
in trouble for.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
Well, I apparently, I mean I do like to say guru.
In Hinduism and Buddhism, the title of guru is given
to the highest of spiritual leaders or guides, therefore using
it to describe mark as an event planning guru.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
It's just playing inappropriate.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Mike sounds like, but not that good. So you can say,
what do I say to mark expert, mark's an expert authority.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
That sucks or specialists that sucks.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
All right.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
You can't say pow wow because it's an Indian expression.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Apparently, what's pow wow? I've never heard that. Let's say
pow wow in a sentence.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
Well we're not. Let's have a power.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
What I meant.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
What I meant was, what's you know?
Speaker 6 (19:58):
They're getting together? Don't worry. I can't say like a party.
You can't say tribe.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Okay, since you want to say about that.
Speaker 5 (20:11):
Well, look at us in our tribe of buckwheat.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
We can't say what do we call them?
Speaker 6 (20:16):
We can't say we call them a team, a group,
or a cohort.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
But can you imagine that welcome cohort?
Speaker 5 (20:24):
All right?
Speaker 6 (20:24):
But there was one that I really loved and it
really made me want to say it. So people talk
about rule of thumb, they go, oh, go to something
or the rule of thumb. I've never really understood what
it means. I think it means sort of guestimating.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Right, you're just playing it by a year, which apparently
is offensive to deaf people.
Speaker 8 (20:43):
But they're not listening, okay, exactly, Okay, this one may
be subject to some discussion, as modern etomology suggests, the
Fray rule of thumb was used to indicate.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
The acceptable width of a stick that could be used
for wife beating.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
What that makes sense? Stuffat that makes sense?
Speaker 6 (21:15):
But if you've ever had a wife like that's insane. Yeah,
I mean I'm hiding that from my husband. And then
there was this other one that I've just got to
leave you with because this.
Speaker 5 (21:31):
Was so this is so great.
Speaker 6 (21:34):
So you know, you bump into someone you haven't seen
them for a while, what do you.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Say, hello, cohort?
Speaker 5 (21:42):
Or long time no scene?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Uh huh ah ah ah, but it has been a
long time.
Speaker 6 (21:50):
You're not allowed, you're not allowed. Okay, it's seemingly harmless,
but it's got derogatory origins. What and on the on
the buck up? We love a derogatory origin, all right.
So Chinese immigrants were often the victims of discrimination and
faced a hostile environment in America.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Their language and way of speaking were mocked.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Their language was co opted into English for ridicule, long time.
Speaker 5 (22:19):
No sea right, So you bumping And this.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
Was a phrase that originated from the Chinese phrase.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Haju boo jam.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
Consider consider it's been a while nice to see you
or how have you been?
Speaker 4 (22:42):
What Kate's trying to say here is she wants to
do the accent but I didn't. But she didn't. She
wants to bump into you, and instead of saying long time,
no see, she wants to.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Say hingea, booha.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Another one.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
No can do the same.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
I'm not allowed to say you can do.
Speaker 5 (23:07):
It's not enough that they own all the houses.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
Now they're telling us what we can and can't say.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Come on people, that's all the words.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
But I think that's enough.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Okay, what a buck? So what I've noticed lately? Can
I wanted to chat to you about it? And you know,
algorithms tell you things that maybe you think it's time
to reset the algorithm you that I don't know. But
something happened the other day where I thought, oh, I
(23:40):
think it's time for a reset. I don't know what
I have done. It showed me this. I don't know
what series of events and clips and lists that I
have read, but this is what a clip I was
shown on Instagram reels, not even the TikTok that's the
one I go on all Does anyone else feel that
(24:01):
Instagram reels again weirder and weirder.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
What did she get?
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Okay, thank you one person, thank you, lady just goes
out of two hundred the booker. This is what the
clip was. It was security footage of a woman at
(24:26):
an airport waiting for luggage to come out, and then
she simply changed the way she was standing and then
she poohed like a poo came out. Then she kicked
the pooh away, grabbed her bag, and walked off. This
(24:51):
is not a buck up, and that's that's that's what
Instagram showed me.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Why by Tonah?
Speaker 4 (25:00):
And I saw it and I thought there is something
wrong with me. She had in her life and she
probably got the right suitcase. That's one better than me
the other week. And so then I thought, yeah, yeah
she I'm no judgment to her. I turned it all
on me, So I asked myself questions, no back.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Up, back up?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
Will?
Speaker 6 (25:22):
You often talk about is society better for the lack
of judgment? I don't think it is. I am judging
her anyone? Yes, oh, thank you? Why out of two hundred,
I've got the other one hundred and ninety nine airport poopy,
I'm not on board.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
So I thought there is something wrong with me? Up
to get my head checked.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
And then, like a gift from the gods, two days later,
sitting on the couch watching something, Cody's on the couch
doing what all couples do. He's on his phone on'm
on mine, we're not talking. Send each other a reel
every now that's my love language, forever chemicals and send
(26:08):
me funny reels. Cody just started giggling very hard, and
I was like, what are you laughing at? He goes,
I don't know what is going on, and then he
showed me the same reel. Instagram showed him two days
later the pooping lady. Oh, it was the same video.
(26:29):
She's not like a cereal, she's not doing a tour
of the airports. But then it showed him. So there
you go.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
You know what, you know?
Speaker 6 (26:40):
The Dutch have a saying, do they? They've got a
saying for everything. There's no pot so crooked, there isn't
a lid somewhere to fit it. And I think you
just indicated that you and Cody are the perfect crooked
lid for the crooked pot of each other.
Speaker 5 (26:57):
What a buck? What a buckat my jacket off? I'm
having like hot and cold. I've got a temperature.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Okay, and we all know what that means. Say it together, everyone,
Kate has COVID okay, so.
Speaker 5 (27:19):
Sorry, or as I like to call it, convid.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
That sucks.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
I know it's a bit pitiful.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
I lied to someone in a cafe again the other day. Okay,
you know how.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
I lie to people often because you're sneaky. It never
happened to me before.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
I didn't know. This was like the pressure of when
you have a local cafe, right, I do slutter around
a bit with my coffees.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Yes here, yes, sometimes that's normal. Sometimes homemade, right, thank you.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
That's normal. Right, that's normal.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
I have four places. How many do you have?
Speaker 6 (28:03):
Well?
Speaker 5 (28:03):
No, But it's like when you go to the market.
Speaker 6 (28:05):
If you go to the market regularly and you always
buy your chicken from the same person, then you suddenly
you're locked in this relationship and if they see you
going off to get your skinless thighs from someone else,
it's just not I don't know how it happens.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
Is why I don't go to markets. There's just so
much stake. Every time you have a story about the market,
there's just so much.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
Emotion, a lot of work to go to the market.
But I'm just trying to avoid the stupor markets.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
But you're not helping me, but the stupid markets going
into them.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
I like stuper markets for a few reasons. One there's
a roof.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Two there's not people selling weird shit out of boots
in their in the car park.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
And I'm like, I don't know, sir, I don't want
emu oil.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
Those weird shit that you only see to market uber hats.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
But see, I love that aspect of a market.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
But now you're saying you can go to buy chicken, right.
Speaker 6 (29:06):
I know it's political, but you're the same now with
a cafe.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
So I get my order and she says this to me,
what is your order at the moment? By the way,
what is my order? It's so boring.
Speaker 6 (29:16):
We're not surprised give it to us because you remember
you flirted with the mont.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Blanc and I said it wrong.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
Yeah, but you remember you had that sweet it was
too much, So you've gone back to coffee.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Okay, I just get a double espresso. Okay, that's it.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
No milk.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Sometimes in the mood you get.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
So you go to the same person.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
She said this.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
This is the exact quote. I haven't seen you in
a while.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
Are you cheating on us?
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Because I haven't had coffee yet? I wasn't good on
the line yet.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Well, what would you have said?
Speaker 4 (29:56):
I I have coffee. I'm lying through my teeth day
and night. Remember that time of the hair strikes me?
What I did for a living? I just made a
whole backstory up. Once you lie once, like with her
name Karen, do you just spiral out? I didn't know
what I What did I tell him?
Speaker 3 (30:11):
I did for a living?
Speaker 4 (30:11):
I didn't want to tell him, so I said something.
I don't know where I ended up.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
So I said, I lied about the cheating on them
the coffee.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Yeah, what did you say?
Speaker 3 (30:20):
I'm trying to quit.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
On Yeah, I know, I'm trying to quit doubles.
Speaker 6 (30:37):
And because also a cafe has a variety about the beverage,
I know she will start suggesting.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
To you, no, are you cheating on us? Clearly I
am like, she knows I am, But what does she
think is going to happen with that? I don't know?
Speaker 4 (30:54):
You know what I am? I go to the other
one around the corner. And now that you've made me
feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
I'm gonna to you more.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Well, okay.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
So Peter and I once had a similar situation, only
we were in Goa in India with a guy. So
the beach that we stay at in Goer we used
to go there to get away from the children and
we'd have a week together and it was stunning, even
though it like took a full day to get there,
and by the time we got there, I hated him.
Speaker 5 (31:24):
But then after five days, oh, this.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Is the one time I booked the cheaper fly with
the yea day over thirty.
Speaker 6 (31:30):
Six hours to get back to Australia. I didn't speak.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
Break he's on teacher's wages.
Speaker 5 (31:36):
Not yet. Anyway.
Speaker 6 (31:39):
The jeweler that we would go to, so there was
this dusty little strip of shops and there was like,
you know, teen shops.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
And they were guilty chicken from there.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
No, we didn't get chicken from there.
Speaker 6 (31:52):
The restaurants were further up anyway, and there was one
guy that we went into and the jewelry is so stunning,
like so stunning, So we would go in and get things.
You could get presents for everybody whatever. Anyway, then one
day we wandered further up and we liked these cushions
in this This won't surprise you. Cushion covers my husband
(32:12):
because he's back anyway.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
When we walked past his shop with our bags, he.
Speaker 6 (32:18):
Came out and he was so angry at us, and
he said, I know you have been in another shop.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
We're like, well, yes, we're just tourius. He goes, I
know how much you paid? How much did you pay?
Eating hundred rubies? You've got jip.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
He was so aggressive and angry with us that exactly
the same.
Speaker 5 (32:36):
We never wanted to go back to his shop.
Speaker 6 (32:38):
You should have Why do people why do people think
that works?
Speaker 4 (32:42):
I don't know what's the buck up here?
Speaker 5 (32:45):
Well, the buckup is you're giving up coffee bye hawk
d by crap.
Speaker 4 (32:51):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Okay, I have a gift for you all right. Every
week on.
Speaker 4 (32:58):
The buck Up, Kate wants to do honestly forty minutes
on Megan. Sometimes in the world there's signs because things
crossover in a way that you never thought it was possible,
And thanks to honestly, like fifty buckheads, worlds have collided.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
What are you going to give me some Megan?
Speaker 4 (33:25):
World of the buck Up and the world of Magan. Megan, Megan, Megan, Megan, Megan.
Speaker 5 (33:33):
She calls herself Nutmeg.
Speaker 3 (33:35):
Oh well, yeah, that's a clue.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
That's a little mental prompt.
Speaker 4 (33:46):
Our official fruit here on the buck up is, of
course the pineapple. Yes, yes, Kate lane Brook, Oh my god,
like you our world's gliding.
Speaker 5 (33:59):
Trick that people with paint apple.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Instead of just cutting it to make the perfect little bait,
you follow the wedge.
Speaker 6 (34:06):
When nature has given you all the cues on how
to have a perfect taste of something.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
Is that I love it?
Speaker 6 (34:12):
See, I'm great, it's gonna work.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
It's great that I love.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
He has taught you how to check pineapple.
Speaker 5 (34:22):
Is ripe on now it's going to take a long time.
Speaker 3 (34:24):
Why didn't you take in a machete to the fruit shop.
Speaker 5 (34:28):
Because they banned them in Victoria?
Speaker 4 (34:31):
Down I walk on, cocker, cocker, look at that? Why
do you do that trick?
Speaker 5 (34:35):
I'm just thrilled you brought me Megan.
Speaker 4 (34:37):
Well, what do you feel about the video?
Speaker 5 (34:38):
First, I don't know. I don't know what to think
about her.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
You know, I partly I think that I've never seen
anyone get bullied so much on an international level, And
partly I think I've never seen anyone who deserves it more.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
So I'm I'm torn. I'm torn. But people say the
most terrible thing.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
That she's sitting in front of me, and.
Speaker 5 (35:08):
A lot of them are true.
Speaker 6 (35:09):
Huh, And like, you know the show that she did,
so I've actually got some Meghan Markle here for him.
Speaker 4 (35:17):
Now it all makes sense. I told her she's going
to show that video. She goes perfect and then walked.
Speaker 6 (35:22):
She walked away very quickly, but just terrible. So this
is a buck up for everyone. All of us were
not Meghan Markle, So yay for us, because imagine Valvo
if you were this person. And this is someone who
specializes in the royal family who says this about you.
(35:43):
This is a broadcaster Esther Kraku.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Who says she sounds legit.
Speaker 6 (35:48):
She said, there's nothing there. She's very like, I'm not
saying this to be horrible. She's not an entertainer or
an entertaining person. There's not much personality there. She said,
I didn't learn any I didn't learn anything from her show,
and she's just not entertaining.
Speaker 5 (36:04):
Okay, we get it. Esther then further commenting, this is
just in.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
One like real long or that you're pretending this was
other people that said this.
Speaker 5 (36:14):
She said she doesn't have the energy of the host.
She's kind of very drab and boring.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
It was clear from the first episode this is the
way she sees herself. And then, as if that wasn't enough,
this is the most damning thing you can say about anybody.
She's not a fun person to be around. You don't
think this is a person I want to go to
the pub.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
With and have a pint with.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
How devastating do you walk around with a sheet of
paper with things that people said about her?
Speaker 4 (36:48):
I'm ready to go at all times.
Speaker 5 (36:50):
No, I I just had it. It's just troubled me
that I don't know.
Speaker 6 (36:54):
You know how people say the most arrogant expression going around.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
At the moment, people talk about being on the right.
Speaker 6 (37:00):
Side of history, which is just so arrogant because you
only know, like in one hundred years or one thousand years,
what the right side is. People always think what they're
doing is right, even if it's horrendous right, otherwise they
wouldn't do it anyway. With Meghan, I don't know what
the right side of history.
Speaker 4 (37:18):
Guess what what? That's a text from.
Speaker 9 (37:20):
Us Okay, this is from Buckhead Bridy or do we
have to change names?
Speaker 4 (37:30):
No, it's a real name.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Oh okay, all right, Oh it's Karen.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
It's Karen's fake name. Oh yes, yes, Karen's Bridy. I'm
quitting coffee. Everyone's lying. Okay to read this out? Okay,
So here is the real text from Bridy's mother. Are
you ready high house the day? Can I get you
to make fried rice instead of cuss? Cuss?
Speaker 8 (37:54):
Also?
Speaker 4 (37:55):
Did I leave a pink check woolen blanket in your car?
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