August 11, 2025 • 46 mins
- No more coffee
- Credit card scam
- Supplement intervention
- Low carb food
- Text from mum
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will
(00:26):
cut you off at the knees then gift.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You a pair of easies.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And that, my friends, is why you always always need
a buck up.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh bad, electric shot.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I just got an electric shot where you're dancing.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Was so.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Created? Energy? Created energy?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, I'm so electric.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Homophobic energy because it struck me.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh yes, well you know was that me? Or was that? God?
You be the judge like that amazing thing of that
comedian what's the name?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Don't know, mum, who is it?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Chelsea Hands?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I saw that movie the other day, you know, the
one with the men in it that you like, the actor,
the crime, the murder of that one, the movie you
though it? You know the one.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
What's her name? Now you've driven Chelsea Hammler. Yeah, she
was a comedian on Chelsea Handler. When Chelsea Handle was
doing up late You're going and you totally know I
want to get her and she does a bit on
stage about it was when the vaccinations were rife. Uh huh,
and she's like, I've had them all. I've had da
(01:43):
da da da da da. I went to Mexico, I've
been on holiday. Brab bah bah, Jesus loves me more
and topples over on stage and concusses herself.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
As a joke.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
No, the crowd thought it was a joke.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I don't know who that was.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh my goodness, it's the greatest.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Comed Also a little bit of cooker, a little bit
of cook cooker up what the stories like? Almost cookery?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
She did it?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I found the comedian who was the McDonald's McDonald I
remember her.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It is unbelievable. Do we have show notes? Does anything
ever go in show notes.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Notes?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Because we've literally never had anything.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I'm going to say something that I'm so embarrassed to say, Okay,
you go, npe valve hello.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
And who was that muttering about the show notes, like
proudly boasting that we to this point have not had
show notes, but that we could hear them. What's that
that was? Was it?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
The boy? The fourteen year old boy, the golfer, the.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Greatest producer in the land. Such a French.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I'm not one hundred percent sure. I know what show
notes mean. As someone that listens to podcasts, I know
and does the podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
People, where are they?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
It's in the description of podcast, and you can go down.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Always say we'll put it in your show notes. To
the point where I'm doing a podcast in a couple
of weeks and my manager said to me something will
talk about the buck up, and I said, yes, make
sure they put show notes.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I'll be listening to a podcast and I'll say it's
in the show notes, and Hi, as a consumer, go,
I don't know what that means. Carry on, I love it.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Anyway, this will be in our show notes. Oh wow,
you've got to see it. In fact, show to Valvo.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Now, I wait till it's in the show notes.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You'll never get it from there. Show notes is a
euphemism for waste paper bar because.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Then I will figure out how to do show notes. Okay,
so it'll be a double wammy.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I really want you to see it now.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Okay, well wait, it's a bad internet in here.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh okay, all right, really all right. I know you
don't want to watch it, and I don't want to
make you, but it was quite incredible. I do want
to watch it. Reminded us of that.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Something. Oh no, you getting the electric shop?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Oh yeah, God, God, God hates bags.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Pray the game.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Wait two things? Yes, number one, there will never be
a sip of coffee ever had by me in this
studio ever.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Again.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
A couple of weeks ago, we had coffees when we
went to the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Heah.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
We were all desperate, we were all a bit tired
for our PM record.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Something was up.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Why did we say yes to coffee?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Well, Sasha and I often have a coffee. We love
an evening coffee. I don't know if you know this
about me, but I lived in Italy for a couple O.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Did you I've never heard you talk about it.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Really one day I'll write a book about it. Who
really amazing?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
How many of you?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Six?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah? The family.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Would we say that you took Italy?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Well you could say that, and you could also say
that the streets were redolent with cries of Joe Bella.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Very quickly on the book thing, did you record your
audio book for your book?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I so it's your voice.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yes, it's my voice.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Let me tell you this, Caitline Brook quite quickly off topic.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yes, what what is the topic? Tell me if you will.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I tried to listen to an audio book last week.
I can't remember which one it was. It was a
I on my press play. And the inflections on the
words were just didn't make sense.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
And the breath no breath. There was no breath, Yeah,
just one long, continuous scene.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
There was no breathing, and the inflections were wrong that
they the sentences ended weirdly. I said, this is not
a person, of course, I deep dived. What was it
on Spotify?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Spotify are using a I Oh, that's terrible and.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I like Spotify and I don't know how I feel
it about this.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Hey, what was the book? I'm intreated? I think all
the time i've known you, I didn't even know that
you knew the word book. I don't think i've ever
heard you mention a book. You I've never talked about
reading or even listening to a book. And I love that.
And this is a metaphor for our beloved buckwhets, our buckheads,
(06:24):
our buck knuckles, our buckstickles. Of course, is never believe
that someone huh, no matter how uninteresting they may appear
to be, Never believe that they can't surprise you. Oh,
do you know what what was it? I think it was.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yes, I think it was six Italy like it's not loading.
I think it was. It was it was. It would
have been a comedian, a comedian writing book boring, But
so no coffee?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I had that coffee that night and I gyrae home
like carrying my car.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Oh, yes, that was only an instant coffee, wasn't it.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
They were just from Sasha Sashet coffee at seven pm?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Right?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Cody woke up at two am to me doing my tax.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh, we're happy.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I was happy to do the tax.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
We are happy.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
You were just in lying your bed, laptop open, doing
my tax.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
While he was sleeping.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Mate, we have a big bed.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
What do you mean we have a big bed as mine.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
In my bed, I've got my laptop. What's on my lap?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Into bed? While Cody, who goes to bed at seven pm.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
He would have been asleep at the time I got home.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
He would have been an ram done.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
But and you know he's completely deaf in one ear
and so he sleeps on his good ear.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Nothing can nothing can wake up guy Keller. See something
can wake him ups? True, the man that he loves lying.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Did you have receipts, those ultimate machines that went hat
this when you do your tax yes, okay.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Do you you know they when they always say to you,
do you want a receipt? And I always say no
because I think it's on my credit card.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
That's enough?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, okay, good, that was my question. That's enough. Who's
getting a receipt? But I don't know why are offering receipts.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Personal bullies don't get a receipt. I'm standing behind you.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
And that takes so long to print. Also, why does
it take so long to try to touch the receipt
because you know it's full of indo crine disrupting chemical.
Never touched the receipts.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Never touched the receipt.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
You don't need the receipt. Okay. But by the way,
we got we got We've been uh I got you
got hi jacked?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Sorry, we've been scammed? Are you me?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yes? Properly. So last week we went for dinner with
a friend of ours. Okay, he's a strange, magical cat
that we met in India. When we were in India.
He was staying at our hotel, right and he was
pulled up out the front in a big Harley motorbike
(09:20):
and he was kind of dressed like a cowboy in India. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
he's American. Oh, he's Canadian New Zealander. Who knows where
he's from them anyway, Because we met him in Guipaul,
we call him Guipaul Johnny, and he's one of these
amazing people who's always involved in weird deals and he's
selling things to the Indian Army. He's representing an Irish
(09:43):
artist and he's meeting with the family that many trade. Yeah,
he really is with his tax return and now well
who knows. Now he's here. He sent Peter a message
saying I'm going to be in town. We're like, what
are you doing in Melbourne? Anyway, So we had dinner
with him on Saturday night and it was great. It
was great to catch up. We had a really lovely time.
(10:04):
And then the next day and then over the bill,
there was a bit of a tussle because we were
trying to take him out to dinner, but he wouldn't
let us, and so we just ended up splitting the bill.
He put his credit card down and we put ours.
And then the next day Peter says to me, can
you check Oh, no. It was a couple of days
later because he said, can you remember when we were
(10:26):
at dinner how I paid for dinner? Did I use
cash or did I put on my credit card? I said, no,
you put it on your credit card because they were
fighting over the thing. There's been a lot of drinking anyway.
Apparently we've been living it up in New York, living
it living, suffers a ray living it up.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
This is the difference in our cards, in our life.
When my card got stolen, he went to KFC twice eleven.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I want to pack a CEA. We're in New York.
We're dining at some great restaurant. The dinner was like
seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
How are they physically?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I don't like, how are they doing it physically in
the place. I don't know how they're doing it. No, lady,
Johnny's still here.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
And in fact, anyone who anyone whose nickname involves the
city that you met them in, oh my, he's not
doing He's.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
An honorable guy. He's an honorable guy to.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Sell them honorable things to the Indian military.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
But not to us anyway. Isn't that incredible? And so
there's a whole list of them so Peter, and because
I'm always ordering weed supplements online. By the way, I
had a terrible incident with one I'll tell you about
later in the pod, really terrible.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
I feel like one of the secrets to Cody and
ized happiness genuine is separate bank accounts. Oh, I couldn't
run my own back because I know then you can
click away and get whatever you need and want. Because
you know what part of the reason that I can't
be bothered with two factor authentifications nightmare?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah, so that rules me out. I wrote a joke
the other day. I want to hear it.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Oh yeah, okay, Hey hackers, if you get my password,
can you let me know?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Oh, Valvo, that's a really good change, mate. Oh, I
love I really wanted to tell you. You're gonna love it.
So coffee doing your ta.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
I've moved on now. I am so happy to be
in the studio with you guys. And I'm just smelling
the studio and it smells nice. I've actually did more
sprays than usual tonight of my cologne because I have
a bit of an insecurity where I've come from tonight.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Let me tell you this. Have you been doing physical
labor under no circumstances.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Something I said, something has died in a wall in
our front room. And as I come to you tonight,
we are living in hell slash. We cannot stop laughing
because every time we do something, it moves it to.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
The next room. What do you mean, Derby's hanging out
the front room sniff and sniffing.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
We have this in that room.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Derby, by the way, is the snobby dog.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
She's onto something. Cody goes I think she's gone inside.
She never goes inside to the toilet, Like, what's going on?
What's that smell? Bah bah bah? Long story short, there
is something dead in the wall. If there was ever
footage released of how much Cody and I have been
on hands and knees more so than usual in the
last few days, just sniffing, crawling. Have you ever seen
(13:47):
two people trying to figure out where.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Is coming from?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
All you need is the Benny Hill music.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah, it's like you crawl into each other.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I'm here here, this way, this way.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
So it's in a wall. And then is it? Has
your house got an under Yes, it's very our house
is so can you get under it? No? Okay, pest
control man comes out today. Oh, did you did your
landlord send them out that has to get ready for this.
You're such a caring.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
AI AI what you go to the thing and you
speak to an AI bot? If you're a renter, rentors
know this, it's an AI bot. Now we need a
pest control man. There's a smell thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
You know what's great because AI is not arguing with
you yet yet. They haven't programmed it yet.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Pest control man came.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
That reminded, I haven't met me prince yet yet the
power of yet do you love him than you ever left? Here?
Are more in love than ever?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
He's in the guy that in person.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I love him so much.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
We'll put that down notes notes.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
They just have the most crowded show notes anywhere ever.
They send out a past control man. And what was
he like? What was the cut of his jeeps?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
So?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
And what was his business name? I don't know because
you've always got to look at the business name controllers
have got and plumbers, some plumbers have got the best
business name.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
And Thai restaurants, Thai restaurants like the Titanic, Oh yeah, Titanic,
Titanic something. Yeah, I didn't look at his car.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
We didn't get to choose plumbers, the pipe cleaner, life
of a rental.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
You don't get to choose these.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Things, okay, but you can still you still have our art.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I didn't look at his.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Italians will say, and you can look.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
You looked at the room, looked at the floor, looked
at the layout, and went, there is absolutely nothing I
can do. I can't get in there, I can't get
under there. And he's the best I can do for you.
And he just shoved this like pole down a pipe
and just sprayed an end.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Oh, the enzymes are really good.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
And if he popped, he hasn't done anything, not yet.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
When was that?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
So? Cody gets very what's what I'm looking for? Fixed off?
He pops to go to barnings. He gets blue tack,
he gets tape. He was blue tacking cracks in the wall,
blue tacking four board gaps.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Try and plug up the.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
The entire He went along the entire bottom of the
wall with blue tack and did a whole line. Then
he duct taped the heating and the window and the thing.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
And guess what it did. It did work.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
It got rid of the smell completely. Haven't finished.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Moved it into the other room.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
It just moved into the next room, so I've left
him now taping up that room.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
No, no, that's crazy. And also when you move out
of your house, you've got to remove all that blue
tack from tiny little crevices. Mean I'm saying here, I've
had a hard enough time trying to remove blue tack
from my windscreen where a blob of it was holding
my parking permit. It's really hard to remove. Wow, that
(17:13):
enzyme will work quite quickly.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Hello, people who have a dead animal in this roof.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
War, funny for that you should talk about smell it's
a rat or a possum. I reckon rat. Yeah, I
reckon a rat. Possum's quite big. It might be baby possum.
But possums normally aren't down. Rats are down. It's like
if you live in a two story house, murderers are
(17:39):
always in the basement, and ghosts are always in the attic,
and the possums are the ghosts and the rats are
the murderers. I've often said that they're always the rats
are down low and go go.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
I would give. I would prefer a haunted house than
a dead rat house. Oh, nor are your mad furnitures moving? Oh,
the lights are flickering, but it smells nice. Bring the
ghost on, come and come to my house.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Do you believe in ghosts? No? Oh, that's why you
would say that. I don't believe in I would not, Sash.
What's your preference? I think I go ghost. You'd got
ghost rather than rat dead right, that's trapped you turned
you away from the smell. I don't care you would
live with a ghost. I mean your boyfriend is old,
(18:32):
not far away. Oh no, don't choose a ghost. I
wrote in my book where I wrote about Sash. He
was single? Why not Hughes? He made her get on
the apps when we were initially.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
And you live in Italy, No, just visiting.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Hugh's. He made Sash get on the apps and she
of course blew up like very popular, very two hundred two.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Single ladies.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Definitely, definitely like Sash was like in Australia, all like
it is a corpse with the ruga mortis.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Him.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
No, we've gone tinder far and he will always go
too far. So Sash had a dalliance with a guy
called Giovanni, right, famous Giovanni, famous Giovanni, and it was
just so lovely and he ended up. The reason she
chose him on Tinder was he was a cyclist, and
we were like, well, if you don't like him, Sash,
(19:50):
my husband will like him because he's a cyclist. And
as it turned out, we all ended up loving Giovanni.
Right man, A few words English words, gorgeous Italian. He's
got a restaurant that's lovely restaurant, a traditional like, not
a tourist restaurant. It's outside the main walls of the scenes. Anyway,
(20:12):
when she got together with her boyfriend, he was so
jealous of Giovanni. Yeah, he went to the bookshop and
he said to Sash, he was just going to read
the chapter, the chapter on Giovanni, but he got embarrassed
reading it standing there reading in the bookshop. He bought
the books, got the sale, he got the se and
(20:35):
guess where they're going for the first time later this year.
Restaurant annual romantic holiday. No, but they're going back to Bologna.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Apparently I'm not allowed to see Giovanni.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
No, you're not allowed to see Giovanni.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Be fair.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
In fact, team Gramps on this one. Not only that,
as Peter said, that's not nice for anyone. It's not
nice for Giovanni.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
No, what we call your.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Boyfriend on this show, Sash, We've never given him a nickname.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
We have now father time.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
What would Methuselah say? This is saying boyfriend. He likes
Stevie pe Stevie pea. Anyway, So they're going back to Bologna.
The first time they went to Italy together, they did
not go to Bologna. This time they're going. Sash suggested
(21:30):
they go to Giovanni's restaurant. Peter Alan Lewis was so indignant,
wasn't he? And you know, sometimes it's important to have
someone with a moral center in a discussion.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I feel like I don't have an issue with it,
but I like that your partner would check with you
or ask you out of respect for you, they would
would do it.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
I don't think. I don't think i'd actually care.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
But I think.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
If Cody took you to a restaurant owned by the
person that he had quite a significant assignation with sixty years,
I think, and the most romantic time of their life.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
The one I check every week.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Just to say, he would lose your mind.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Looking to me, I don't even think about him. We're
talking about what.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I don't understand. I don't understand people who aren't jealous.
I don't understand it or not not. I don't mean
mad people that are jealous that tip chairs over okay,
yeah in restaurants. Yeah, I went out with one of them,
and I don't understand that. But I don't understand people
(22:36):
that is very natural territorial about the person.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Isn't the whole thing. You're allowed to feel it, you
still how to act on it.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
No, some people just don't feel it at all. That's weird,
you know, in the world that.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
We're talking about, what there's people in the world that
are secure.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
No, I don't think it's secure, don't. I don't think
it's security. A lot of them are swingers. Swingers are
always like, No, I don't feel jealousy. I feel they've
invented some word that they always use.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Always swinging in the burbs.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yea swinging. They love a swings. They love a swing.
It's because they don't have shops. In the olden days,
you know, you had a strip of shops and then you.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Could satifying out of the milk bar.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
You could satisfy your desire for variety by rifling. No
rifling through a boutique and different things and planning. Those
days are gone and now it's all just partner swapping
and weeping into your.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
D go on, there is no local shops. Everybody bugg.
(23:58):
We haven't even started yet. I haven't started yet.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Is it nearly over?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Remember started the pod?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I know? Oh hello, we haven't body, we haven't done anything,
do it? We're starting now?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Wasn't your thing what we started with. It was not
really the start. That was just catching up the rat.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Oh yeah, no, that's a bit, Yeah, that's the rat.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Cool anyway. Okay, so I said it was funny that
you were talking about mallodorousness. By the way, how are
you going with no pong?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Can I tell you something?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Oh my goodness, Sash, get the cooker ready. Someone's been ConfL.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I've come around to no poem. No, here's the game,
here's the game plan.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
If it's not like a.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Night out, she's really setting fire to it. Hmm. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
If it's just like business as usual day, absolutely fine.
Love it for me, absolutely fine, and going about my
day working, errand's good. Go all right. What I won't
do is so probably if I'm like going out for
some drinks or we're going to a thing, we've got a birthday.
I don't think I'll do it. Then it's a bit
too risky. You're getting out and about sweating up with people.
(25:12):
But Monday and Friday, I'm on the pong right, I'm
still ponging it up.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yeah, good, brilliant. I'm happy to hear it and freeing
yourself once again at the INDO crin disrupting chemicals contained
in many of them.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
I did tease you I've swung around the pong. So
maybe Pong should sponsor the buck up. Yeah, love, no
no Pong.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
And my girlfriend Alice will be happy because she's the
first one who put us onto no pong. Okay, but
speaking of Pong, I had a terrible incident. Now you
know my supplement. I've really had to rain in my
supplement addiction. It's gone so out of control that things
are arriving that I told you I don't even remember ordering.
(25:55):
I'm spilling out of cupboards. I'm just and there's no
supplement for that. I'm bursting at the seams.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Do you think you're addicted to the dopmine here you
get when you click purchase. It must be that always
the actual process you're clicking, and but I always because
there's so many to learn about that, I always read
a new one and I go, I'd love to try that.
I did think of you the other week there was
that article and that big thing that's come out that
(26:23):
all these people are being poisoned by too much vitamin B.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I think it was. It's vitamin B and also it's
a synthetic vitamin B that accumulates.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
You don't want it.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
You know you don't want it. And be careful kids, Yeah,
be careful what you get. And I'm careful with my supplement.
It doesn't sound like it. I'm not careful with them.
But I forgot my guess what Lewis brought home from
work the other night rock No, a jar of shilogy found.
He goes one of the guys I work with one
(26:53):
wanted to give you this. He listens to the pod
and Lewis has started taking it. Anyway, So I've been
using this thing. Oh, I think I told you about
it once before.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Really strange smells like alcohol.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
No, that was a different one. Oh my god. This
is a really strange supplement that I've been reading about
for a long time and I sort of, but it's
apparently an amazing painkillers. It has a variety of what
it does is what it does well none, That's why
I couldn't be what to use it for. So I
started googling other yearses and what it does is it
(27:31):
penetrates your the skin barrier.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
So what hard to do? No, it's very hard to do.
You're talking to the skin guy.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah, okay, So what it does is then it transports
transdermally whatever.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
You put so she just said the word trans Sorry.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I had to. So it's a perfect carrier. So if
you want to treat something that's sort of hard to
get at a right in the wall, yeah, put that
on it, and then put the rat poison on top
of it, and it would transport the rat. So you've
got to be careful what you put on top of it. Okay,
And that's why it's in a glass bottle, not plastic right. Anyway.
(28:10):
One of the other uses that it was for was
like it'll get people like, it'll get rid of skin tags,
it'll get rid of Varica's veins, it'll get rid.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Of what that we spoke about.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Well, I don't probably, but also really good for hair growth.
And I'm like, oh, this is great.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
For your building podcast.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
There you go for all of us. Everyone wants more hair,
you know. So I started reading the side effects because
I always do my due diligence, and luckily Google's great
for that.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Thank you Google, and true as well if you google it.
Who's true true?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Oh? True? Yes, okay, it's good.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
It's true. Who's true?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Who's true to me?
Speaker 3 (29:00):
True?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Anyway, one of the side effects, it said is as
soon as you apply it to the skin, you get
a strong taste of garlic in your mouth. And I went, oh,
that's weird. And then I was reading more side effects
and they you give off a terrible odor. Right, that's
(29:22):
a side effect of DMO. And I was like, so
I put it, I tried some. I put it on
I think on my scalp. I put it, you know,
on some weird skin lesion.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Oh, tell me more of the you know what. Don't
like people that don't like words? I do actually genuinely
hate the word faster.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Cluster terrible. Yeah, and so is leision.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Nothing good? Is it ever coming either of those wolds?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
No, It's like, oh so good. Just a cluster of
my best friends. The loveliest that's affairs.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Anyway. So I was reading the side effects and they
were so terrible and so wide spread that one guy seed, Yeah,
he was at work and the boss said to him,
you have to go home. You can't be around customers.
(30:20):
You stink. Basically he went. He went home, he had
a shower and came back and it was still no good. Anyway,
I start using dmso and once I'm in the swing
of it, I'm applying it so liberally. I'm putting that
on and then I'm doing castor or knowing that it
will just transport the carwoldry a nightmare.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
If I wanted to use the bathroom, mind.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I know, I only ever do it secretly with no
one's home. Yeah, when or when Peter's downstairs beavering away
at his PhD or whatever the fuck is doing.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Educating the youth of tomorrow. I'm an oil to rub.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
She's oiling herself.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
You go up there with your little cupboard.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Anyway, And also a lot of them are downstairs. I
always upstairs. You're not seeing I'm thinking of.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
In Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, when Bill Hunter locks
the pinpong balls away from his wife because she does
a trick with them when she gets drunk.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
And then she gets really drunk one night and.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
She goes she gets the carpboard and she opens them
up and they all fall down and she's mad.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
But with you all my supplements and then I put
them in my vagina and I do tricks at the
local path. As I was saying, this guy stunk so
badly his boss in the boss sent him home from work,
(31:47):
and there's like myriad of people going I stank, I
had to give it up. My boyfriend couldn't stand it.
Blah blah blah. Anyway, so I was away with Peter,
and Peter keeps walking into the bedroom and saying, and
it's tiny, the little house is tiny, and he keeps going,
there's a funny smell in our room, and I'm like,
(32:08):
always there. But it's country house, and as you know,
it's overrun with rats and all sorts of critters. Who
knows what they're doing. But we've had things under the
house before, and there's wallabies. There's all sorts of things
going on. Anyway, and it didn't really cross my mind,
but it did, and I went, oh, it couldn't be
because and I'm smelling myself because while I was using it,
(32:31):
I was thinking, oh my lucky, I haven't had this
side effect. I haven't tasted garlic once, and I don't
smell bad. I kept sniffing myself, and the more I
read the reviews, do you want to get my husband
on the phone to tell me what happened?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
The survivor, it's so terrible. So many of your stories
involve you smelling.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Well, because you know I always smell nice, because my
rose oil, I always smell. It's one thing I can
take for granted in is life full of crushing disappointments.
Speaking of Hello Darling.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Hello, Hello, what's a what's a teacher?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
I'll do right now, having my dinner and then hang on,
what are you having for dinner?
Speaker 4 (33:20):
You're getting prosperable.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I made.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
So.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
I was telling Sash and Valvo the terrible thing that happened,
The terrible thing that you said to me in Bead
one night, when you said to me, have you been
using some strange oil or something?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Yes, the energy is palpable.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Well I did, but what what could you smell like?
What was the smell?
Speaker 4 (34:05):
It was very strange.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
You kept saying that.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
It was exuding from you, the center of your being.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
The center, all right, But I kept it.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Was very very strange.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
When you asked me, how did I react?
Speaker 4 (34:29):
You're a bit cheapy. I could tell something's going on.
I can't always tell something's going on. I just I
don't really want to.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
I don't want to know.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
You go, my what has my wife rubbed into her
skin this week?
Speaker 4 (34:46):
She's taken something?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
All right?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
And once before we had an incident when I bought
this thing called kneem oil, also in India and made
the mistake of applying it on the plane going and
it absolutely and then Peter it was one time he said,
I just have to ban this. You can never use it.
It absolutely stinks. But what was the smell like, Darling.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
I can't explain it. I've never smelled it before. Maybe Forest,
you might walk past something that smells like it.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Wow, Okay, So Valve and Cody have had a dead
rat under the hand.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
We're dead right now under our house at the moment.
Do you think you came over and took a whiff
it would smell the same or similar?
Speaker 4 (35:26):
Could I think it could like that thing at Walkerville?
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yes, when you came in the bedroom and you said,
there's a weird smell. Do you think that weeds smell?
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Was me smell?
Speaker 3 (35:45):
And to end this, Pete so you can get back
to his bag bole because you sound absolutely furious.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
We're called.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
To give us, to give us a back up here?
What does Kate normally smell like? Now?
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Roses?
Speaker 3 (36:06):
What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
By time he stole roses? And you know that reminded
me of what because he's allergic to cats, And when
we started going out, he was always like, I can't
have a cat. I'm allergic to cats. And when we
finally moved in together, when we got married, I said
to my housemate niche bring your cat over because I
(36:35):
don't actually believe that. I don't know he can be allergic.
I don't believe that someone could be that allergic. So
he was working good old days and he came home
and within thirty seconds of walking in the front door,
he started sneezing. I felt so terrible. Wasn't you know what?
(36:59):
He doesn't really tell eyes? What do you think he meant?
I can always tell something's going on.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Because you're lying and you smell like something.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
No, no, he said, just Jen, he can always tell
something's going on.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
With you, your little rat.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
I'm round away rats in my life, sat anyway, I
want you to rub some one.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
There is enough smells going home going on in my
home at the moment. See if anyone else has that.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Maybe it'll be a nice break from the rat. It
would be worse.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
I just want to see if anyone else has the
side effect.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
I'm not rubbing.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
I'm okay alright, anyway, I don't know what to do.
I spend too much money. I really gave the bottle
a good knot before it got.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Harley in you lap. I really hope you laugh at
this as much as I did. For some TikTok algorithm
at the moment thinks I'm interested, and I'm not. By
the way, in low carb food, I'm not interested.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
What is low carb, high protein, high prote and low carbs.
Swap this for this? Swap this for this? What I
am interested in? Making bread out of cottage cheese.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
I've heard about that. I've heard there's a mush it
on a plate. Yeah, I don't, and then put.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
It in the oven.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Something's happened to cottage cheese because of TikTok.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Oh. Yeah, it's gone creat because it's high approach.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Everyone's using cottage cheese. The supermarket never has it. Yeah, crazy,
for some reason.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
It's low Why are you trying to buy it? No?
Speaker 3 (38:19):
I just always noticed that it's not hard that.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Yeah, I'm very honor you really.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Have investigated cats on the case.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Do you have it?
Speaker 3 (38:27):
It's a supermarket item, it's not tampons.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Do you want it?
Speaker 3 (38:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
I thought you might be making a dish. I don't
mind it.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Sometimes mind a little bit on range food. But I
quite like it, you know, I do like do you
like sometimes a bit of ricotta with some pasta is incredible?
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Yea delicious. A lot of people don't like that.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Cody hates that he's the guy who drinks milk from Queensland.
Drinks milk.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
He's from Queensland.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
He's forty one years old and drinks glasses and glasses
of milk. I feel like I should be in.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Making cookies to have with it.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
No, because it's not an American movie.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
So for some reason, these low carb accounts have been
coming up, and I normally just go right past it.
I don't know why feund is so funny, because this
is what everyone wants to say. One came up and
this is woman and her account's about pastor swaps. So
you make all these dishes and then you swap the
pasta for something else, apparently street So this one, it's
like you replace it with cabbage right this particular way
(39:28):
you make the cabbage. So this is the first comment,
and it's got twenty two thousand likes. Oh and just
know that this account is basically called like pasta swaps.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
I can yea.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
The first comment says, can I swap the cabbage for pasta?
Twenty two thousand likes and she wrote back no in cats, isn't.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
That still good? People?
Speaker 3 (39:55):
That's just everything that you see online. That's a healthy thing.
Just swap the thing in for the thing and have
a good time.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
It made me laugh.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Can I say anything of all the swaps that you're
going to do? Oh?
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Yes, people love a swap.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
You cannot swap cabbage for past I completely agree. That
is demented.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
She tried cutting it thick, so it looks like big
thick pasta.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
That's worse.
Speaker 5 (40:23):
Does she cook it or do it dent?
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Take cabbage just the way?
Speaker 2 (40:28):
I you know me?
Speaker 3 (40:30):
How's the wheel on your face. Everyone wants to know
what a quick message.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Okay, all right, well I've dropped off the perch.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
You're rubbing that oil. I've been too busy with You're
coming in your smelling.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Like he doesn't know about that. He does when he
said that, I always know when something's going on because
you're referring to the wheel and you're winging into a buckhead.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Monica sent us a message. It was actually a video
about a surprising news for we you're ready for this.
I don't have the order. I'm just going to tell
you kills ants according to this video. According to this video,
(41:14):
I don't know if you've got an ant problem away
you go. That's what.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
I don't need more information.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
But that's all it is. And I honestly no.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
But do I put it on the kate.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
I don't think I won retain any information to watch
something to the end.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
But you told me you read a book or you started.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
And it was a and I didn't read. I had
someone read it to me.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Did you remember what the book was about?
Speaker 3 (41:39):
No? Because I press stop. But the only thing I
would have been interested in is some sort of like writing,
maybe a comedian's book about something.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
You want to text from mums from Wow, I just
want to say one more thing before we go.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
One more thing?
Speaker 2 (41:55):
All right, one more thing, one more thing. I mean,
this is a can't you love?
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Do we hang out once a week? One more thing?
Speaker 2 (42:02):
No? All right, I've got I'm just so tired. No me,
I'm totally no, I'm just chocolate blot.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
I'll be honest. I'm delaying going home because of the small.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Because of the smell. All right, one more thing. Let's
just do one three hour buck up right now? Like
Joe Rogan, Joe Rogan, how does he fit everything else in?
As in, we break everything else in his life?
Speaker 3 (42:28):
He doesn't have anything else because they pay him forty
million dollars a year every day.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Does he have a new one every stage job? He
definitely doesn't do his research.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Let's move on.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
So do's me? I thought he does get people on.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Him while they do it live. He doesn't prep like
the world's best interviewer in front of me.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
But that's serious. I think you prep amazingly for you knows.
I think he knows more than you're giving him credit. Okay,
don't you think.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
I just want to say this to the waiters that
are listening, Hello, buckheads that are wait I know this
has been covered before in pop culture. Waiters, Yes, but
I really just I want to plead to waiters just
this one thing. I trust that you're good at your job,
and even if it's just a bit of showy, please
write the order down.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Oh yes, please please.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
I actually trust you that you know what you're doing.
But for my comfort, yes, please write the order down.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Even if he's like you, he's got no lead in
his pencil.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Do you know what you're right? Think that you don't
even have to show me what you've watten.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
No, that's wrong to do the action because also do
you know what happens? What if they get the order
wrong and they haven't written anything down?
Speaker 3 (43:49):
Chaos?
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yeah, and also chaos in your mind.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
What if he's coming back with cabbage replacing the PASTA
I don't ask for that.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Can we swap the which for the past?
Speaker 3 (44:01):
Ma'am or sir?
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Nor write it Dawn? And do you want to text
from mum? Yes, it's a text.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
From How lucky are we that we don't ever have
to say to each other I want to leave or
I want to stop. We can just say the sentence.
How about a text from mom and we know that's
it and slashes it as well. How about a text
from mom, guys.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
I love this so much wrapping it up? Do I
have to make up a name?
Speaker 3 (44:29):
Always do? Please?
Speaker 2 (44:31):
This is from I'm going to call her Tyrene.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
That's a terrible name, not to judge.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
I just had to disguise her name. I want to
be writing that name. No one will ever be able
to work out her real name, Tyrene, Tyrene, Tyrene, Tyne.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Oh that's your not your real name. Your real name
is Irene. Very quickly, is it a long ere a
shorty shorty love a shorty.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Love a shorty. Here we go, classic mum. Russell Hubble
died of a heart attack. He went to school with Andrew.
Plus new council laws about cats being outside. I'm not
sure if it's yours or not.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
It's a text from someone's dead. Your brother knows them. Yeah,
the cat, yeah, law.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
The cancel, and not sure about any of the all
the hits, all of it so concise. I think Tyrene's
mother is a perfect example of a mum, and practice
makes perfect. Oh yes, she wasn't fuffing about Oh no, no,
there's no time to wait.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
No word economy.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Hey next week, maybe the week after. It might take
me a little time to find it. I've got to
tell you what Dolly Barton said about Beyonce's version of
Sure Joline Jolineene, I.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
Told, I told you, Cody went to Beyonce two weeks. Yeah,
changed his flight in America. Oh, he's back with me
and the Dead.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Everyone loves her. Not Cowboy Cargo, though had its moments.
The Buckup podcast is hosted by me Kate lane Brook
and him Nathan Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French.
Audio and sound by the magnificent Jack Lawrence you might
(46:38):
call him Jack. And Dom Evans. Oh we're lucky.
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will
(00:26):
cut you off at the knees then gift.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You a pair of easies.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And that, my friends, is why you always always need
a buck up.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh bad, electric shot.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I just got an electric shot where you're dancing.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Was so.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Created? Energy? Created energy?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, I'm so electric.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Homophobic energy because it struck me.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Oh yes, well you know was that me? Or was that? God?
You be the judge like that amazing thing of that
comedian what's the name?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Don't know, mum, who is it?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Chelsea Hands?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I saw that movie the other day, you know, the
one with the men in it that you like, the actor,
the crime, the murder of that one, the movie you
though it? You know the one.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
What's her name? Now you've driven Chelsea Hammler. Yeah, she
was a comedian on Chelsea Handler. When Chelsea Handle was
doing up late You're going and you totally know I
want to get her and she does a bit on
stage about it was when the vaccinations were rife. Uh huh,
and she's like, I've had them all. I've had da
(01:43):
da da da da da. I went to Mexico, I've
been on holiday. Brab bah bah, Jesus loves me more
and topples over on stage and concusses herself.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
As a joke.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
No, the crowd thought it was a joke.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I don't know who that was.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Oh my goodness, it's the greatest.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Comed Also a little bit of cooker, a little bit
of cook cooker up what the stories like? Almost cookery?
Speaker 2 (02:12):
She did it?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I found the comedian who was the McDonald's McDonald I
remember her.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It is unbelievable. Do we have show notes? Does anything
ever go in show notes.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Notes?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Because we've literally never had anything.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I'm going to say something that I'm so embarrassed to say, Okay,
you go, npe valve hello.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
And who was that muttering about the show notes, like
proudly boasting that we to this point have not had
show notes, but that we could hear them. What's that
that was? Was it?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
The boy? The fourteen year old boy, the golfer, the.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Greatest producer in the land. Such a French.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I'm not one hundred percent sure. I know what show
notes mean. As someone that listens to podcasts, I know
and does the podcast.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
People, where are they?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
It's in the description of podcast, and you can go down.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Always say we'll put it in your show notes. To
the point where I'm doing a podcast in a couple
of weeks and my manager said to me something will
talk about the buck up, and I said, yes, make
sure they put show notes.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I'll be listening to a podcast and I'll say it's
in the show notes, and Hi, as a consumer, go,
I don't know what that means. Carry on, I love it.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Anyway, this will be in our show notes. Oh wow,
you've got to see it. In fact, show to Valvo.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Now, I wait till it's in the show notes.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
You'll never get it from there. Show notes is a
euphemism for waste paper bar because.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Then I will figure out how to do show notes. Okay,
so it'll be a double wammy.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I really want you to see it now.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Okay, well wait, it's a bad internet in here.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh okay, all right, really all right. I know you
don't want to watch it, and I don't want to
make you, but it was quite incredible. I do want
to watch it. Reminded us of that.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Something. Oh no, you getting the electric shop?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Oh yeah, God, God, God hates bags.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Pray the game.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Wait two things? Yes, number one, there will never be
a sip of coffee ever had by me in this
studio ever.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Again.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
A couple of weeks ago, we had coffees when we
went to the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Heah.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
We were all desperate, we were all a bit tired
for our PM record.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Something was up.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Why did we say yes to coffee?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Well, Sasha and I often have a coffee. We love
an evening coffee. I don't know if you know this
about me, but I lived in Italy for a couple O.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Did you I've never heard you talk about it.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Really one day I'll write a book about it. Who
really amazing?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
How many of you?
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Six?
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah? The family.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Would we say that you took Italy?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Well you could say that, and you could also say
that the streets were redolent with cries of Joe Bella.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Very quickly on the book thing, did you record your
audio book for your book?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I so it's your voice.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yes, it's my voice.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Let me tell you this, Caitline Brook quite quickly off topic.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yes, what what is the topic? Tell me if you will.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
I tried to listen to an audio book last week.
I can't remember which one it was. It was a
I on my press play. And the inflections on the
words were just didn't make sense.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
And the breath no breath. There was no breath, Yeah,
just one long, continuous scene.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
There was no breathing, and the inflections were wrong that
they the sentences ended weirdly. I said, this is not
a person, of course, I deep dived. What was it
on Spotify?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Spotify are using a I Oh, that's terrible and.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I like Spotify and I don't know how I feel
it about this.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Hey, what was the book? I'm intreated? I think all
the time i've known you, I didn't even know that
you knew the word book. I don't think i've ever
heard you mention a book. You I've never talked about
reading or even listening to a book. And I love that.
And this is a metaphor for our beloved buckwhets, our buckheads,
(06:24):
our buck knuckles, our buckstickles. Of course, is never believe
that someone huh, no matter how uninteresting they may appear
to be, Never believe that they can't surprise you. Oh,
do you know what what was it? I think it was.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yes, I think it was six Italy like it's not loading.
I think it was. It was it was. It would
have been a comedian, a comedian writing book boring, But
so no coffee?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
What happened?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I had that coffee that night and I gyrae home
like carrying my car.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Oh, yes, that was only an instant coffee, wasn't it.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
They were just from Sasha Sashet coffee at seven pm?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Right?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Cody woke up at two am to me doing my tax.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Oh, we're happy.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I was happy to do the tax.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
We are happy.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
You were just in lying your bed, laptop open, doing
my tax.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
While he was sleeping.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Mate, we have a big bed.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
What do you mean we have a big bed as mine.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
In my bed, I've got my laptop. What's on my lap?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Into bed? While Cody, who goes to bed at seven pm.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
He would have been asleep at the time I got home.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
He would have been an ram done.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
But and you know he's completely deaf in one ear
and so he sleeps on his good ear.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Nothing can nothing can wake up guy Keller. See something
can wake him ups? True, the man that he loves lying.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Did you have receipts, those ultimate machines that went hat
this when you do your tax yes, okay.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Do you you know they when they always say to you,
do you want a receipt? And I always say no
because I think it's on my credit card.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
That's enough?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah, okay, good, that was my question. That's enough. Who's
getting a receipt? But I don't know why are offering receipts.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Personal bullies don't get a receipt. I'm standing behind you.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
And that takes so long to print. Also, why does
it take so long to try to touch the receipt
because you know it's full of indo crine disrupting chemical.
Never touched the receipts.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Never touched the receipt.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
You don't need the receipt. Okay. But by the way,
we got we got We've been uh I got you
got hi jacked?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Sorry, we've been scammed? Are you me?
Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yes? Properly. So last week we went for dinner with
a friend of ours. Okay, he's a strange, magical cat
that we met in India. When we were in India.
He was staying at our hotel, right and he was
pulled up out the front in a big Harley motorbike
(09:20):
and he was kind of dressed like a cowboy in India. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
he's American. Oh, he's Canadian New Zealander. Who knows where
he's from them anyway, Because we met him in Guipaul,
we call him Guipaul Johnny, and he's one of these
amazing people who's always involved in weird deals and he's
selling things to the Indian Army. He's representing an Irish
(09:43):
artist and he's meeting with the family that many trade. Yeah,
he really is with his tax return and now well
who knows. Now he's here. He sent Peter a message
saying I'm going to be in town. We're like, what
are you doing in Melbourne? Anyway, So we had dinner
with him on Saturday night and it was great. It
was great to catch up. We had a really lovely time.
(10:04):
And then the next day and then over the bill,
there was a bit of a tussle because we were
trying to take him out to dinner, but he wouldn't
let us, and so we just ended up splitting the bill.
He put his credit card down and we put ours.
And then the next day Peter says to me, can
you check Oh, no. It was a couple of days
later because he said, can you remember when we were
(10:26):
at dinner how I paid for dinner? Did I use
cash or did I put on my credit card? I said, no,
you put it on your credit card because they were
fighting over the thing. There's been a lot of drinking anyway.
Apparently we've been living it up in New York, living
it living, suffers a ray living it up.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
This is the difference in our cards, in our life.
When my card got stolen, he went to KFC twice eleven.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I want to pack a CEA. We're in New York.
We're dining at some great restaurant. The dinner was like
seven hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
How are they physically?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I don't like, how are they doing it physically in
the place. I don't know how they're doing it. No, lady,
Johnny's still here.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
And in fact, anyone who anyone whose nickname involves the
city that you met them in, oh my, he's not
doing He's.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
An honorable guy. He's an honorable guy to.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Sell them honorable things to the Indian military.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
But not to us anyway. Isn't that incredible? And so
there's a whole list of them so Peter, and because
I'm always ordering weed supplements online. By the way, I
had a terrible incident with one I'll tell you about
later in the pod, really terrible.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
I feel like one of the secrets to Cody and
ized happiness genuine is separate bank accounts. Oh, I couldn't
run my own back because I know then you can
click away and get whatever you need and want. Because
you know what part of the reason that I can't
be bothered with two factor authentifications nightmare?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Yeah, so that rules me out. I wrote a joke
the other day. I want to hear it.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Oh yeah, okay, Hey hackers, if you get my password,
can you let me know?
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Oh, Valvo, that's a really good change, mate. Oh, I
love I really wanted to tell you. You're gonna love it.
So coffee doing your ta.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
I've moved on now. I am so happy to be
in the studio with you guys. And I'm just smelling
the studio and it smells nice. I've actually did more
sprays than usual tonight of my cologne because I have
a bit of an insecurity where I've come from tonight.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Let me tell you this. Have you been doing physical
labor under no circumstances.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Something I said, something has died in a wall in
our front room. And as I come to you tonight,
we are living in hell slash. We cannot stop laughing
because every time we do something, it moves it to.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
The next room. What do you mean, Derby's hanging out
the front room sniff and sniffing.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
We have this in that room.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Derby, by the way, is the snobby dog.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
She's onto something. Cody goes I think she's gone inside.
She never goes inside to the toilet, Like, what's going on?
What's that smell? Bah bah bah? Long story short, there
is something dead in the wall. If there was ever
footage released of how much Cody and I have been
on hands and knees more so than usual in the
last few days, just sniffing, crawling. Have you ever seen
(13:47):
two people trying to figure out where.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Is coming from?
Speaker 3 (13:51):
All you need is the Benny Hill music.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah, it's like you crawl into each other.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
I'm here here, this way, this way.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
So it's in a wall. And then is it? Has
your house got an under Yes, it's very our house
is so can you get under it? No? Okay, pest
control man comes out today. Oh, did you did your
landlord send them out that has to get ready for this.
You're such a caring.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
AI AI what you go to the thing and you
speak to an AI bot? If you're a renter, rentors
know this, it's an AI bot. Now we need a
pest control man. There's a smell thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
You know what's great because AI is not arguing with
you yet yet. They haven't programmed it yet.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Pest control man came.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
That reminded, I haven't met me prince yet yet the
power of yet do you love him than you ever left? Here?
Are more in love than ever?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
He's in the guy that in person.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I love him so much.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
We'll put that down notes notes.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
They just have the most crowded show notes anywhere ever.
They send out a past control man. And what was
he like? What was the cut of his jeeps?
Speaker 3 (15:09):
So?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
And what was his business name? I don't know because
you've always got to look at the business name controllers
have got and plumbers, some plumbers have got the best
business name.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
And Thai restaurants, Thai restaurants like the Titanic, Oh yeah, Titanic,
Titanic something. Yeah, I didn't look at his car.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
We didn't get to choose plumbers, the pipe cleaner, life
of a rental.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
You don't get to choose these.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Things, okay, but you can still you still have our art.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I didn't look at his.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Italians will say, and you can look.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
You looked at the room, looked at the floor, looked
at the layout, and went, there is absolutely nothing I
can do. I can't get in there, I can't get
under there. And he's the best I can do for you.
And he just shoved this like pole down a pipe
and just sprayed an end.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Oh, the enzymes are really good.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
And if he popped, he hasn't done anything, not yet.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
When was that?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
So? Cody gets very what's what I'm looking for? Fixed off?
He pops to go to barnings. He gets blue tack,
he gets tape. He was blue tacking cracks in the wall,
blue tacking four board gaps.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Try and plug up the.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
The entire He went along the entire bottom of the
wall with blue tack and did a whole line. Then
he duct taped the heating and the window and the thing.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
And guess what it did. It did work.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
It got rid of the smell completely. Haven't finished.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Moved it into the other room.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
It just moved into the next room, so I've left
him now taping up that room.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
No, no, that's crazy. And also when you move out
of your house, you've got to remove all that blue
tack from tiny little crevices. Mean I'm saying here, I've
had a hard enough time trying to remove blue tack
from my windscreen where a blob of it was holding
my parking permit. It's really hard to remove. Wow, that
(17:13):
enzyme will work quite quickly.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Hello, people who have a dead animal in this roof.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
War, funny for that you should talk about smell it's
a rat or a possum. I reckon rat. Yeah, I
reckon a rat. Possum's quite big. It might be baby possum.
But possums normally aren't down. Rats are down. It's like
if you live in a two story house, murderers are
(17:39):
always in the basement, and ghosts are always in the attic,
and the possums are the ghosts and the rats are
the murderers. I've often said that they're always the rats
are down low and go go.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
I would give. I would prefer a haunted house than
a dead rat house. Oh, nor are your mad furnitures moving? Oh,
the lights are flickering, but it smells nice. Bring the
ghost on, come and come to my house.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Do you believe in ghosts? No? Oh, that's why you
would say that. I don't believe in I would not, Sash.
What's your preference? I think I go ghost. You'd got
ghost rather than rat dead right, that's trapped you turned
you away from the smell. I don't care you would
live with a ghost. I mean your boyfriend is old,
(18:32):
not far away. Oh no, don't choose a ghost. I
wrote in my book where I wrote about Sash. He
was single? Why not Hughes? He made her get on
the apps when we were initially.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
And you live in Italy, No, just visiting.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Hugh's. He made Sash get on the apps and she
of course blew up like very popular, very two hundred two.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Single ladies.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Definitely, definitely like Sash was like in Australia, all like
it is a corpse with the ruga mortis.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Him.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
No, we've gone tinder far and he will always go
too far. So Sash had a dalliance with a guy
called Giovanni, right, famous Giovanni, famous Giovanni, and it was
just so lovely and he ended up. The reason she
chose him on Tinder was he was a cyclist, and
we were like, well, if you don't like him, Sash,
(19:50):
my husband will like him because he's a cyclist. And
as it turned out, we all ended up loving Giovanni.
Right man, A few words English words, gorgeous Italian. He's
got a restaurant that's lovely restaurant, a traditional like, not
a tourist restaurant. It's outside the main walls of the scenes. Anyway,
(20:12):
when she got together with her boyfriend, he was so
jealous of Giovanni. Yeah, he went to the bookshop and
he said to Sash, he was just going to read
the chapter, the chapter on Giovanni, but he got embarrassed
reading it standing there reading in the bookshop. He bought
the books, got the sale, he got the se and
(20:35):
guess where they're going for the first time later this year.
Restaurant annual romantic holiday. No, but they're going back to Bologna.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Apparently I'm not allowed to see Giovanni.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
No, you're not allowed to see Giovanni.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Be fair.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
In fact, team Gramps on this one. Not only that,
as Peter said, that's not nice for anyone. It's not
nice for Giovanni.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
No, what we call your.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Boyfriend on this show, Sash, We've never given him a nickname.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
We have now father time.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
What would Methuselah say? This is saying boyfriend. He likes
Stevie pe Stevie pea. Anyway, So they're going back to Bologna.
The first time they went to Italy together, they did
not go to Bologna. This time they're going. Sash suggested
(21:30):
they go to Giovanni's restaurant. Peter Alan Lewis was so indignant,
wasn't he? And you know, sometimes it's important to have
someone with a moral center in a discussion.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
I feel like I don't have an issue with it,
but I like that your partner would check with you
or ask you out of respect for you, they would
would do it.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
I don't think. I don't think i'd actually care.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
But I think.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
If Cody took you to a restaurant owned by the
person that he had quite a significant assignation with sixty years,
I think, and the most romantic time of their life.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
The one I check every week.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Just to say, he would lose your mind.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Looking to me, I don't even think about him. We're
talking about what.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
I don't understand. I don't understand people who aren't jealous.
I don't understand it or not not. I don't mean
mad people that are jealous that tip chairs over okay,
yeah in restaurants. Yeah, I went out with one of them,
and I don't understand that. But I don't understand people
(22:36):
that is very natural territorial about the person.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Isn't the whole thing. You're allowed to feel it, you
still how to act on it.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
No, some people just don't feel it at all. That's weird,
you know, in the world that.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
We're talking about, what there's people in the world that
are secure.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
No, I don't think it's secure, don't. I don't think
it's security. A lot of them are swingers. Swingers are
always like, No, I don't feel jealousy. I feel they've
invented some word that they always use.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Always swinging in the burbs.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yea swinging. They love a swings. They love a swing.
It's because they don't have shops. In the olden days,
you know, you had a strip of shops and then you.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Could satifying out of the milk bar.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
You could satisfy your desire for variety by rifling. No
rifling through a boutique and different things and planning. Those
days are gone and now it's all just partner swapping
and weeping into your.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
D go on, there is no local shops. Everybody bugg.
(23:58):
We haven't even started yet. I haven't started yet.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Is it nearly over?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Remember started the pod?
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I know? Oh hello, we haven't body, we haven't done anything,
do it? We're starting now?
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Wasn't your thing what we started with. It was not
really the start. That was just catching up the rat.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Oh yeah, no, that's a bit, Yeah, that's the rat.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Cool anyway. Okay, so I said it was funny that
you were talking about mallodorousness. By the way, how are
you going with no pong?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Can I tell you something?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Oh my goodness, Sash, get the cooker ready. Someone's been ConfL.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
I've come around to no poem. No, here's the game,
here's the game plan.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
If it's not like a.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Night out, she's really setting fire to it. Hmm. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
If it's just like business as usual day, absolutely fine.
Love it for me, absolutely fine, and going about my
day working, errand's good. Go all right. What I won't
do is so probably if I'm like going out for
some drinks or we're going to a thing, we've got a birthday.
I don't think I'll do it. Then it's a bit
too risky. You're getting out and about sweating up with people.
(25:12):
But Monday and Friday, I'm on the pong right, I'm
still ponging it up.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yeah, good, brilliant. I'm happy to hear it and freeing
yourself once again at the INDO crin disrupting chemicals contained
in many of them.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
I did tease you I've swung around the pong. So
maybe Pong should sponsor the buck up. Yeah, love, no
no Pong.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
And my girlfriend Alice will be happy because she's the
first one who put us onto no pong. Okay, but
speaking of Pong, I had a terrible incident. Now you
know my supplement. I've really had to rain in my
supplement addiction. It's gone so out of control that things
are arriving that I told you I don't even remember ordering.
(25:55):
I'm spilling out of cupboards. I'm just and there's no
supplement for that. I'm bursting at the seams.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Do you think you're addicted to the dopmine here you
get when you click purchase. It must be that always
the actual process you're clicking, and but I always because
there's so many to learn about that, I always read
a new one and I go, I'd love to try that.
I did think of you the other week there was
that article and that big thing that's come out that
(26:23):
all these people are being poisoned by too much vitamin B.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I think it was. It's vitamin B and also it's
a synthetic vitamin B that accumulates.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
You don't want it.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
You know you don't want it. And be careful kids, Yeah,
be careful what you get. And I'm careful with my supplement.
It doesn't sound like it. I'm not careful with them.
But I forgot my guess what Lewis brought home from
work the other night rock No, a jar of shilogy found.
He goes one of the guys I work with one
(26:53):
wanted to give you this. He listens to the pod
and Lewis has started taking it. Anyway, So I've been
using this thing. Oh, I think I told you about
it once before.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Really strange smells like alcohol.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
No, that was a different one. Oh my god. This
is a really strange supplement that I've been reading about
for a long time and I sort of, but it's
apparently an amazing painkillers. It has a variety of what
it does is what it does well none, That's why
I couldn't be what to use it for. So I
started googling other yearses and what it does is it
(27:31):
penetrates your the skin barrier.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
So what hard to do? No, it's very hard to do.
You're talking to the skin guy.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah, okay, So what it does is then it transports
transdermally whatever.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
You put so she just said the word trans Sorry.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I had to. So it's a perfect carrier. So if
you want to treat something that's sort of hard to
get at a right in the wall, yeah, put that
on it, and then put the rat poison on top
of it, and it would transport the rat. So you've
got to be careful what you put on top of it. Okay,
And that's why it's in a glass bottle, not plastic right. Anyway.
(28:10):
One of the other uses that it was for was
like it'll get people like, it'll get rid of skin tags,
it'll get rid of Varica's veins, it'll get rid.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Of what that we spoke about.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Well, I don't probably, but also really good for hair growth.
And I'm like, oh, this is great.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
For your building podcast.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
There you go for all of us. Everyone wants more hair,
you know. So I started reading the side effects because
I always do my due diligence, and luckily Google's great
for that.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Thank you Google, and true as well if you google it.
Who's true true?
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Oh? True? Yes, okay, it's good.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
It's true. Who's true?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Who's true to me?
Speaker 3 (29:00):
True?
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Anyway, one of the side effects, it said is as
soon as you apply it to the skin, you get
a strong taste of garlic in your mouth. And I went, oh,
that's weird. And then I was reading more side effects
and they you give off a terrible odor. Right, that's
(29:22):
a side effect of DMO. And I was like, so
I put it, I tried some. I put it on
I think on my scalp. I put it, you know,
on some weird skin lesion.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Oh, tell me more of the you know what. Don't
like people that don't like words? I do actually genuinely
hate the word faster.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Cluster terrible. Yeah, and so is leision.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Nothing good? Is it ever coming either of those wolds?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
No, It's like, oh so good. Just a cluster of
my best friends. The loveliest that's affairs.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Anyway. So I was reading the side effects and they
were so terrible and so wide spread that one guy seed, Yeah,
he was at work and the boss said to him,
you have to go home. You can't be around customers.
(30:20):
You stink. Basically he went. He went home, he had
a shower and came back and it was still no good. Anyway,
I start using dmso and once I'm in the swing
of it, I'm applying it so liberally. I'm putting that
on and then I'm doing castor or knowing that it
will just transport the carwoldry a nightmare.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
If I wanted to use the bathroom, mind.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I know, I only ever do it secretly with no
one's home. Yeah, when or when Peter's downstairs beavering away
at his PhD or whatever the fuck is doing.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
Educating the youth of tomorrow. I'm an oil to rub.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
She's oiling herself.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
You go up there with your little cupboard.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Anyway, And also a lot of them are downstairs. I
always upstairs. You're not seeing I'm thinking of.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
In Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, when Bill Hunter locks
the pinpong balls away from his wife because she does
a trick with them when she gets drunk.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
And then she gets really drunk one night and.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
She goes she gets the carpboard and she opens them
up and they all fall down and she's mad.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
But with you all my supplements and then I put
them in my vagina and I do tricks at the
local path. As I was saying, this guy stunk so
badly his boss in the boss sent him home from work,
(31:47):
and there's like myriad of people going I stank, I
had to give it up. My boyfriend couldn't stand it.
Blah blah blah. Anyway, so I was away with Peter,
and Peter keeps walking into the bedroom and saying, and
it's tiny, the little house is tiny, and he keeps going,
there's a funny smell in our room, and I'm like,
(32:08):
always there. But it's country house, and as you know,
it's overrun with rats and all sorts of critters. Who
knows what they're doing. But we've had things under the
house before, and there's wallabies. There's all sorts of things
going on. Anyway, and it didn't really cross my mind,
but it did, and I went, oh, it couldn't be
because and I'm smelling myself because while I was using it,
(32:31):
I was thinking, oh my lucky, I haven't had this
side effect. I haven't tasted garlic once, and I don't
smell bad. I kept sniffing myself, and the more I
read the reviews, do you want to get my husband
on the phone to tell me what happened?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
The survivor, it's so terrible. So many of your stories
involve you smelling.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Well, because you know I always smell nice, because my
rose oil, I always smell. It's one thing I can
take for granted in is life full of crushing disappointments.
Speaking of Hello Darling.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Hello, Hello, what's a what's a teacher?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
I'll do right now, having my dinner and then hang on,
what are you having for dinner?
Speaker 4 (33:20):
You're getting prosperable.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I made.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
So.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
I was telling Sash and Valvo the terrible thing that happened,
The terrible thing that you said to me in Bead
one night, when you said to me, have you been
using some strange oil or something?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Yes, the energy is palpable.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Well I did, but what what could you smell like?
What was the smell?
Speaker 4 (34:05):
It was very strange.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
You kept saying that.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
It was exuding from you, the center of your being.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
The center, all right, But I kept it.
Speaker 4 (34:21):
Was very very strange.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
When you asked me, how did I react?
Speaker 4 (34:29):
You're a bit cheapy. I could tell something's going on.
I can't always tell something's going on. I just I
don't really want to.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
I don't want to know.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
You go, my what has my wife rubbed into her
skin this week?
Speaker 4 (34:46):
She's taken something?
Speaker 1 (34:47):
All right?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
And once before we had an incident when I bought
this thing called kneem oil, also in India and made
the mistake of applying it on the plane going and
it absolutely and then Peter it was one time he said,
I just have to ban this. You can never use it.
It absolutely stinks. But what was the smell like, Darling.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
I can't explain it. I've never smelled it before. Maybe Forest,
you might walk past something that smells like it.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Wow, Okay, So Valve and Cody have had a dead
rat under the hand.
Speaker 3 (35:20):
We're dead right now under our house at the moment.
Do you think you came over and took a whiff
it would smell the same or similar?
Speaker 4 (35:26):
Could I think it could like that thing at Walkerville?
Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yes, when you came in the bedroom and you said,
there's a weird smell. Do you think that weeds smell?
Speaker 4 (35:37):
Was me smell?
Speaker 3 (35:45):
And to end this, Pete so you can get back
to his bag bole because you sound absolutely furious.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
We're called.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
To give us, to give us a back up here?
What does Kate normally smell like? Now?
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Roses?
Speaker 3 (36:06):
What the fuck?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
By time he stole roses? And you know that reminded
me of what because he's allergic to cats, And when
we started going out, he was always like, I can't
have a cat. I'm allergic to cats. And when we
finally moved in together, when we got married, I said
to my housemate niche bring your cat over because I
(36:35):
don't actually believe that. I don't know he can be allergic.
I don't believe that someone could be that allergic. So
he was working good old days and he came home
and within thirty seconds of walking in the front door,
he started sneezing. I felt so terrible. Wasn't you know what?
(36:59):
He doesn't really tell eyes? What do you think he meant?
I can always tell something's going on.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Because you're lying and you smell like something.
Speaker 2 (37:05):
No, no, he said, just Jen, he can always tell
something's going on.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
With you, your little rat.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
I'm round away rats in my life, sat anyway, I
want you to rub some one.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
There is enough smells going home going on in my
home at the moment. See if anyone else has that.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Maybe it'll be a nice break from the rat. It
would be worse.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
I just want to see if anyone else has the
side effect.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
I'm not rubbing.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
I'm okay alright, anyway, I don't know what to do.
I spend too much money. I really gave the bottle
a good knot before it got.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Harley in you lap. I really hope you laugh at
this as much as I did. For some TikTok algorithm
at the moment thinks I'm interested, and I'm not. By
the way, in low carb food, I'm not interested.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
What is low carb, high protein, high prote and low carbs.
Swap this for this? Swap this for this? What I
am interested in? Making bread out of cottage cheese.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
I've heard about that. I've heard there's a mush it
on a plate. Yeah, I don't, and then put.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
It in the oven.
Speaker 3 (38:05):
Something's happened to cottage cheese because of TikTok.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Oh. Yeah, it's gone creat because it's high approach.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Everyone's using cottage cheese. The supermarket never has it. Yeah, crazy,
for some reason.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
It's low Why are you trying to buy it? No?
Speaker 3 (38:19):
I just always noticed that it's not hard that.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Yeah, I'm very honor you really.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Have investigated cats on the case.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Do you have it?
Speaker 3 (38:27):
It's a supermarket item, it's not tampons.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
Do you want it?
Speaker 3 (38:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (38:33):
I thought you might be making a dish. I don't
mind it.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Sometimes mind a little bit on range food. But I
quite like it, you know, I do like do you
like sometimes a bit of ricotta with some pasta is incredible?
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Yea delicious. A lot of people don't like that.
Speaker 3 (38:49):
Cody hates that he's the guy who drinks milk from Queensland.
Drinks milk.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
He's from Queensland.
Speaker 3 (38:53):
He's forty one years old and drinks glasses and glasses
of milk. I feel like I should be in.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Making cookies to have with it.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
No, because it's not an American movie.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
So for some reason, these low carb accounts have been
coming up, and I normally just go right past it.
I don't know why feund is so funny, because this
is what everyone wants to say. One came up and
this is woman and her account's about pastor swaps. So
you make all these dishes and then you swap the
pasta for something else, apparently street So this one, it's
like you replace it with cabbage right this particular way
(39:28):
you make the cabbage. So this is the first comment,
and it's got twenty two thousand likes. Oh and just
know that this account is basically called like pasta swaps.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
I can yea.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
The first comment says, can I swap the cabbage for pasta?
Twenty two thousand likes and she wrote back no in cats, isn't.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
That still good? People?
Speaker 3 (39:55):
That's just everything that you see online. That's a healthy thing.
Just swap the thing in for the thing and have
a good time.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
It made me laugh.
Speaker 2 (40:07):
Can I say anything of all the swaps that you're
going to do? Oh?
Speaker 3 (40:11):
Yes, people love a swap.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
You cannot swap cabbage for past I completely agree. That
is demented.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
She tried cutting it thick, so it looks like big
thick pasta.
Speaker 2 (40:21):
That's worse.
Speaker 5 (40:23):
Does she cook it or do it dent?
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Take cabbage just the way?
Speaker 2 (40:28):
I you know me?
Speaker 3 (40:30):
How's the wheel on your face. Everyone wants to know
what a quick message.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Okay, all right, well I've dropped off the perch.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
You're rubbing that oil. I've been too busy with You're
coming in your smelling.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Like he doesn't know about that. He does when he
said that, I always know when something's going on because
you're referring to the wheel and you're winging into a buckhead.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Monica sent us a message. It was actually a video
about a surprising news for we you're ready for this.
I don't have the order. I'm just going to tell
you kills ants according to this video. According to this video,
(41:14):
I don't know if you've got an ant problem away
you go. That's what.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
I don't need more information.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
But that's all it is. And I honestly no.
Speaker 2 (41:23):
But do I put it on the kate.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
I don't think I won retain any information to watch
something to the end.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
But you told me you read a book or you started.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
And it was a and I didn't read. I had
someone read it to me.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Did you remember what the book was about?
Speaker 3 (41:39):
No? Because I press stop. But the only thing I
would have been interested in is some sort of like writing,
maybe a comedian's book about something.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
You want to text from mums from Wow, I just
want to say one more thing before we go.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
One more thing?
Speaker 2 (41:55):
All right, one more thing, one more thing. I mean,
this is a can't you love?
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Do we hang out once a week? One more thing?
Speaker 2 (42:02):
No? All right, I've got I'm just so tired. No me,
I'm totally no, I'm just chocolate blot.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
I'll be honest. I'm delaying going home because of the small.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
Because of the smell. All right, one more thing. Let's
just do one three hour buck up right now? Like
Joe Rogan, Joe Rogan, how does he fit everything else in?
As in, we break everything else in his life?
Speaker 3 (42:28):
He doesn't have anything else because they pay him forty
million dollars a year every day.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
Does he have a new one every stage job? He
definitely doesn't do his research.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
Let's move on.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
So do's me? I thought he does get people on.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
Him while they do it live. He doesn't prep like
the world's best interviewer in front of me.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
But that's serious. I think you prep amazingly for you knows.
I think he knows more than you're giving him credit. Okay,
don't you think.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
I just want to say this to the waiters that
are listening, Hello, buckheads that are wait I know this
has been covered before in pop culture. Waiters, Yes, but
I really just I want to plead to waiters just
this one thing. I trust that you're good at your job,
and even if it's just a bit of showy, please
write the order down.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
Oh yes, please please.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
I actually trust you that you know what you're doing.
But for my comfort, yes, please write the order down.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Even if he's like you, he's got no lead in
his pencil.
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Do you know what you're right? Think that you don't
even have to show me what you've watten.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
No, that's wrong to do the action because also do
you know what happens? What if they get the order
wrong and they haven't written anything down?
Speaker 3 (43:49):
Chaos?
Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yeah, and also chaos in your mind.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
What if he's coming back with cabbage replacing the PASTA
I don't ask for that.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Can we swap the which for the past?
Speaker 3 (44:01):
Ma'am or sir?
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Nor write it Dawn? And do you want to text
from mum? Yes, it's a text.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
From How lucky are we that we don't ever have
to say to each other I want to leave or
I want to stop. We can just say the sentence.
How about a text from mom and we know that's
it and slashes it as well. How about a text
from mom, guys.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
I love this so much wrapping it up? Do I
have to make up a name?
Speaker 3 (44:29):
Always do? Please?
Speaker 2 (44:31):
This is from I'm going to call her Tyrene.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
That's a terrible name, not to judge.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
I just had to disguise her name. I want to
be writing that name. No one will ever be able
to work out her real name, Tyrene, Tyrene, Tyrene, Tyne.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Oh that's your not your real name. Your real name
is Irene. Very quickly, is it a long ere a
shorty shorty love a shorty.
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Love a shorty. Here we go, classic mum. Russell Hubble
died of a heart attack. He went to school with Andrew.
Plus new council laws about cats being outside. I'm not
sure if it's yours or not.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
It's a text from someone's dead. Your brother knows them. Yeah,
the cat, yeah, law.
Speaker 2 (45:26):
The cancel, and not sure about any of the all
the hits, all of it so concise. I think Tyrene's
mother is a perfect example of a mum, and practice
makes perfect. Oh yes, she wasn't fuffing about Oh no, no,
there's no time to wait.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
No word economy.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Hey next week, maybe the week after. It might take
me a little time to find it. I've got to
tell you what Dolly Barton said about Beyonce's version of
Sure Joline Jolineene, I.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
Told, I told you, Cody went to Beyonce two weeks. Yeah,
changed his flight in America. Oh, he's back with me
and the Dead.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
Everyone loves her. Not Cowboy Cargo, though had its moments.
The Buckup podcast is hosted by me Kate lane Brook
and him Nathan Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French.
Audio and sound by the magnificent Jack Lawrence you might
(46:38):
call him Jack. And Dom Evans. Oh we're lucky.
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