June 23, 2025 • 46 mins
- Winter solstice
- A family coincidence
- Boomer energy
- Nath's a bad husband
- Text from mum
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will
(00:26):
cut you off with the knees, then gift.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You a pair of easies.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And that, my friends, is why you always always need
a buck up.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Bit by bit by bye, No, no, no, it's Kate
Lambro double light Stop kinky, I'm wearing a shrug. You
were wearing lights, and then we took off the lace
and you were wearing all life.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'm wearing.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I know, how about you just get a material that's warm.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Well that's a very good idea because you know, oh.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
It's freezing, but to get that lace top out, and also, you.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Know anything like that or a wide knit is very
cold because the air actually blows through the holes of it.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I think they worked that out when I said last,
thank you for explaining ways.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay, lay rock and I love Mace.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I love the buck up, I love the bucker.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
You're on a buck I'm desperate for a bus. I
mean you know why, Well, tonight's the last night I'm on.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
The project at your for now. I mean world War
three is kicked off. It's just we need a bar.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
There's a lot going on.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Everybody's got a collective malaise, which is why we need
the buck up.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
We will survive anything.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
The other night I knew I needed a buck up
because I think this happens in winter to people. I
was like, oh, absolutely bad time, like ready for bed?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, what time is?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
It was quarter past six? Has this happened to anyone
else yet? You go, oh, yeah, it's time for bed,
Like I'm done, I've eaten. Yes, yes, it was quarter
past six. And I had to like, oh, I had
to like shake myself up.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah, because you can't tell because we live in a
part of Australia that's very dark and very.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Dar shortest day of the year is gone, which means
the only.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Way it's the shortest day because you're a cooker, right,
what is this this?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Surely there's some connection to that day or.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
That moon or that No, I haven't got I haven't
got into the significance okay of the shortest day the solstice.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
There we go, but remember we worked with beautiful tims.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Are you talking to my goodness? What am I talking
to what a.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Little ghost in the corner, a little girl, a shadow
of herself from the past that's peering out of the
grimy upstairs. Such a friend, the greatest producer in the land.
So Sash, do you remember we used to work with
beautiful Tim in audio And remember he had a solstice
(03:16):
He used to have a winter Solstice party.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yes, And I said to him, that's witchcraft.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
It sounds very witchy or could be some sort of
like keys in the bowl situation.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Oh no, he wasn't.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
He was very In fact, the fact that it was
witchy surprised me because it's very pagan.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, and a man that works in audio doesn't normally
and lean into the witchy.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
The loveliest guy, the most beautiful, yeah, Tim. And in
fact he had a Christian youth group Vibe, so for
him to be didn'ty?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
He did?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
In fact, I think once I got him as a
present a T shirt with a rainbow, and like, what
would Jesus do.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Just because he sounds like a very gay T shirt
like little midrif tops rainbow.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Before your people, Yes, the Italians before your people owned
the rainbow.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Jesus is Yeah, Jesus people owned the rain bar. Sorry
Jesus ours now, yeah, you really just will love that?
And what else did we take?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I don't know, just pedestrian crossings, you know, there's a
lot there is random rain bonus and I'm always.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Like, I'm sick of it. My taxes paid for that.
Keep in the bedroom, shoved down my throat when I'm crossing.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
I don't understand. And as you know, we love our
gay brethren and sister and the.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Two gays that flew down from Sydney for the live
pod last week. It was a few weeks ago now
or whatever it was, but they flew down for that.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yes, gorgeous Jordan and the.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Other one, No, Darren, Darren Jordan Christ.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Hang on, let's get valvo to what am I going.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
To sort it? I don't remember people's names. You didn't
even remember someone who just bumped into that You absolutely
should have, but we won't get into that. We won't
mention that.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
So we were coming up in the lift and bumped
into someone who I know, very very very I gave
a big hug, a big hug though she wouldn't have known.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
And then we walked off and you said, who was that?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yes, all right, you know, just establishing my Brad Pitt credentials.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Speaking of my facial blind yes, speaking of stealing the
rainbow off Jesus and the symbolism of the rainbow.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, yeah, this is news to me.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Folks. Maybe you knew this at our live pod last week.
I forgot her name, Lovely buckhead someone.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Can you narrow it down? There were two a girl, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Lovely buckhead woman told us that the pineapple, which is
the victual fruit of the buck up. Oh, yes, yes,
it is a world Yeah, singers for swingers. You know,
I knew that on cruise ships, if you put an
upside down pineapple on your down or on your door,
it means come on in just.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Putting a pineapple on their door.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Who's going on cruises and swinging?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Well, where are they going to do it?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I mean a cruise ship is actually it's actually the
perfect place to do it.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I mean, why is an upside down pineapple the global
sign for hey? I S?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Remember there was that era when people said that if
you put bananas in your shopping trolley, it means you.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I think it means you want to hook up with someone.
Same thing.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Now I have to children every time I go shopping.
I've got bananas in my trolley.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I mean, I've heard that.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Yeah, but I think I think it's a euphemism. I mean,
but I think if you put I think then same
with them. I think you put them in upside down
or something.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
So if you're at the supermarket and you want to
swim with another couple, well.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Now, I don't know. There's always something new, you know,
I've said to you before. It annoys me.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Too many symbols, too many symbols, and everything has been sexualized.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Is that what you mean?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Everything means you want to root exactly, So I guarantee
you can't eat lace.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
She was wearing a lace jump out, know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I mean the secret gays used to wear the colored
handkerchiefs in their back pocket. That's how they told each
other they were gay back in the town.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
So did the bloods and the creeps, right, and the
gays get into terrible trouble when they'd go to LA
and go to Compton.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
But I also thought it was I think there was
like color, color codes and what colours? Who can be
bothered with all this?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Who color would you put?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I can't remember, I don't know. I never had to
do it.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I don't know what it was.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Came out ten years ago. He threw you out. I
came out grind eyes.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
You know there are still people you don't know it.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Just download the app. What are you talking about? AnyWho?
So classic buck up our symbol, our official fruit is
for horny swingers? Am I not?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I don't know. I'm on board. What do we say?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Reclaim that pineapple?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
What is it about cruise ships that really do just
make people in the mood? Two words.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
International water?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I think that's for the gambling.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
That's just once you're in international waters.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Do you know there are no rules?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
So even I think I do you think? I?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Do you think?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
You know?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I love to watch people fighting on cruise shoit? Oh okay, sorry,
I know that's one of my things I love. We
were both watching How to Get Out of quicksand Oh yes,
a beautiful.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Buckhead sent us their favorite their deep dance.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Oh yeap. When your algorithm tells you something about yourself,
well this is.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
This is what they actually have sought out so much
that now it gets thrown up to them.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
This is from Magic Stick seventy two.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
My deep dive is people who are just walking along
the street, minding their own business and they fall into
a sinkhole.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
It happens all the time, that's what you said. It
happens a lot. Isn't that amazing? We've all got the
little things that we love that.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
But you know, if you all, I think all cruise
ships have got jail cells in.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Oh yeah, I do not know this international wars, but do.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
You imagine what you have to do and the things
I've witnessed on a cruise ship.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
What, oh god, you've done a lot of them because
there're too many. You know what they say? Your one goat.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
The one I think about often is I had the
genuine pleasure and it was truly one of the best
three days of my life. Hickey and I got to
be the the comedian guests on a gay cruise. Oh yes,
two thousand gays in internet water. Yeah yeah. We went
off offshore one night. He performed her show, I performed
(10:05):
one the next night. It was one of the funniest,
Oh that's great weekends of my life. And they were busy,
Oh yeah, who was the busiest?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Boys?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
I can tell you who was the busiest. The particular
gentleman that was keeping his tally written on the back
of his T shirt.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Oh, oh, you're kidding. Was he doing it like people
number off days in prison?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
He was. He was doing the full number, the full number.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
What did he get up to?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I think that last time we saw him was like
the night before we finished. He finished it was on
eleven or something.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Oh really, was that a COVID ship?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
No, no, I think I understand spread.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
How many people died after him did that?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
With the lesbians getting busy.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
There was a bunch of leo's. But they're there to
like enjoy it, to like drink and have a nice time.
And they were like they weren't massive about maybe who
knows and what was the makeup? But gay men?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yeah. There was a dance party every night, but there
was also a dance party every morning and every afternoon.
There was dance parties the entire time.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
What fun.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
What I always find so interesting about a cruise is
they have theme nights, right, and yes, I cannot believe
how into it people get the commitment to these themes
all right, like white Party or like angels and demons
or whatever. But people are just in their room and
they just open the door before take five steps and
(11:37):
they're just on the dance floor.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Before you get on the cruise, get it? Do they
tell you what the themes are going to be?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Because otherwise I was going to be.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Well?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
So like, how do people know what to bring?
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Of course, because you know I'm desperate going a cruise,
I can tell a low deck.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Really, it's just left its imprint on me.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
We haven't spoken about below in a very long time.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
I tried to watch it the other day and I
popped up halfway through a series new.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Everyone was new. It was too new?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Are they too aware now?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I think so? Yeah, I think so, I think.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
And also there were certain people that are just touched stones.
And if you've lost the touchstones, I don't have time
at the moment to invest in a whole lot of news.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Was she gone old mate that we've got the cameo
for you for one hundred bucks? Are you shak Hannah?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Oh yeah, Hannah, I know she went ages ago. I
think she married a rich guy. Doesn't she live in
New York?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Don't know. I don't know who you're talking about anyway? No,
but but what about the guy, the funny guy.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
The captain? I'll eat your arm yeah, yeah, you get.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Your heads out of your hands.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I will get your ass.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
It takes me back to the Gay Grows anyway, No,
he got forced out.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
So the last series that I watched, which I think
was maybe one of these new ones, he was in
terrible shape. Oh he came limping on walking still.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
It was a pirate. He really jump I am the
captain on any ship she swapped.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
He just wasn't right, okay, And then I read an article.
Sometimes I do I go into it. Do you just
to find I don't even know how I get there.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I do on your phone and scrolling with your little life.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
But I have to put something. I have to put
something in to find him.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah, like go and read it or I actually trust
I rolled the ass from my algorithm. So sometimes I
just open YouTube and just press center and then the
whole landing page will be all the things based on
your Internet history. And they just like yeah, and they
just like, show's looking nervous. Why is that there? But
(13:54):
I just wanted to quickly say about the We did
the live show, the second live show last week, and
that was a amazing, awesome fun.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
I'm sick, by the way, and everyone was very kind
to me, pushed through and you gave me medicine.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I did. Yeah, you're welcome, gave me medicine. Zia my Arnie, Zia.
Zia is Arnie. By the way, Zea sounds Yes. Comes
to the Hall, a bar in Melbourne where we did
this live show, and she hands me a black and
white photo which I just completely forgot about this insane connection.
(14:28):
It's a photo of my for that sash. Yes, you
showed me at the end.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Oh my goodness, this is so amazing.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
It's a photo of my nomay plain. Yes.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
So how is the venue?
Speaker 4 (14:40):
And it's like a bar, and it's got a big
room at the back, big room. It's been there for
a very long time, obviously, wasn't it. The bar has
been there for a very long time as well. I
don't know as anything else. No if I ever look
up history, and I should know this in my head,
but you know me, I don't listen when people talk. Well,
you know, you do have your insulated from any external
(15:03):
input by the fact that you're very much wired into yourself.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Would that be correct to go to get there?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I just want to say, in a nice way, excuse me,
here's how I deal with how I operate right in
a social setting. I'm taking in the macro, not the
micro right. I'm taking in the room, the sounds, who
people are talking to.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
I must say you had You've got really good attention
to detail at a live show, doesn't he suck?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
It's very organized, amazing. How would you describe me?
Speaker 4 (15:36):
You rock up late, as I said, no, but I
was left on my own because you wanted to come
with your boyfriend, leaving me to try and make my
way on my own, sick and with the temperature.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
My fault, your fault.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Thank you play yourself out.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
From direct photo of my nominal I'm going to guess
age I'm so bad. I'm gonna say twenties, late twenties,
early thirties. Yeah, summer lack. I'm like very black, very
black and white singlets, sweaty yew. Here is he in
the foundry where he were bending metal, where a lot
of the sent a lot of the Italians straight to
the factories here in Melbourne in the fifties. Yeah that
(16:15):
foundry is now, how where we did our gig, the.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Very building that we did our live showing your nono
Workdan for many years, believe straight off the boat.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Unbelievable, insane connection. The photos great straight to straight into
a frame at my house.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Not yet, but I will when Peter looked at that
photo because he loved it, you know, mean love history.
The only thing that would have made Peter happy about
seeing your non in that foundry was if he was,
you know, goose stepping and had a tiny little mustache.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Because he loved it.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
That's that's the photos of our family doesn't show he loved.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
It so much. Peter did say it surprising that Valveo
is gay.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Why because you're in a singlet.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
He looks hot.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Oh that's a very odd connection to make. Well, he
was hot because it was a foundry.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Okay, all right, okay, impossible that anyone gay you spawned
someone else got.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
So you say, you're saying that my non was a
gay man.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
This is what Peter wanted to start.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
There's his news to the Valveoe. Fairly of course, because
he was wearing a singlet. I guess, so sweating, yeah
around from and you know what, the foundry is a
great name for a gay class. It is where you
go on Saturday night boundary you're going to shovel some coal. Yeah,
(17:49):
but I was laughing a lot that I won't say
your name because I don't want to name and shamer.
But a friend of mine came up to me when
we were talking and she saw the photo and she
saw us looking at the photo, and so what's going on?
And I just said, oh, my non worked here in
like the fifties, and she goes at the bar. That's
(18:12):
the stupidest thing you've ever said in the twenty years
of our friendship, I said. It clearly wasn't always a bar.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I no, but he I love that she thought of him.
He did look like a hipster.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
It was.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
It's a raging gay hipster.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Asome like my Nona doesn't listen to the bar.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Oh no, that's disrespect So longer with us. But you know,
what was your no nose name? What was his name?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Salvator, Salvatory, salvatore sound So anyway, we didn't we're not disrespectful.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
I can't called him gay.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I didn't call him gay.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I don't know what was worse that when your husband said, no,
wonder my na, it's gay. I couldn't. I thought he
thought that. I looked at my nonal growing up and
went hello, like I thought my nomimal was hot, very confusing.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
All right, I've got good news. Why Okay, So you
know we're all like everyone thinks that the past.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Was better, don't they.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Well the foundry maybe not that distant past, but you
know everyone thinks like we all think before COVID things
were better.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah, and they were. Yeah, well in our industry, yes.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
In everybody's industry pretty well, unless you're Amazon or a
giant corporation or a giant bank.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Anyway, that was almost a cook.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
But I pulled.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
I was there. I was there with you the whole
time for me to go on, well you ended at
banks and I'm with.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
You, yeah, one hundred percent. Anyway.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
And one of the things that we know is that,
you know, people decry things that they want. Obviously people
gave it up because they had.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
No interest in it. Reading books done, people have done.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
People like writing books apparently, Oh it's so fun for me,
but I come here for a thrill. But what look
what you don't come on bo.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
No, I can't. You've just you've just deflated my balloons.
You've just anyone. And so people are like the art
of letter writing is dead. I never get anything in
the mailbox except bills exactly. So I've got good news
for you. The other day I received.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
A letter handwritten I sort of, and it was.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
More of a note okay, And it didn't arrive in
my mailbox. It was stuck under the windscreen wiper of
my car.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Someone's left the note attention. You parked like an idiot?
Sad sleep over to see the reason. And they've ticked
parking over the line.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yes, how bizarre is that? So it's actually like a
little paper business card.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
They've pre made this, We've a.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Wooded them online.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I assume the most boomer activity insane I have ever seen.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
And here's the thing, because they put it so low,
tucked under my and I'm a haphazard driver, you know,
I'm always getting in and I've got places to be.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
And i'm you know, I mean, i mean piro practice.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Yeah, oh I still haven't been.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Well, come on, you know why? Maybe that's why you
parked like an idiot, because you're not turning your neck properly,
not looking so.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
But here's the thing. They tucked it so far.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
You're right, it would have been boomerish, even though I
don't like the ageism of that.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Well, I'm sorry, what some twenty five year olds printed
out cards for bad parking, so they would have just
been like, look up at the app Of course, some
tick knockers gone, this is what I'm going to do
with my time.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
But I think you're right because I think it is
an older person. It also feels a bit old. Touch it, well,
it's cardboard.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Crusty, and it's it's been around a while a cardboard,
but it's fresh. Yeah, it's a tension.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
It's got the warning symbols with the exclamation marks in them.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
You know what else is a red and yellow.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Big boomer sign, not just the card, is that they
had a pen ready to go to.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
They had a pin.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
They had a pen ready to go.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Okay, they had shoved it obviously quickly they would have
been guilty and scuttling.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
I imagine scuttling.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
They will scuttle.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
And also if they were really deep into the boom rishness,
maybe they're not as limber as they once were ME
tell you, so they had to kind of get their
way down to the gutter.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
I think people that write letters and leave notes like
attention you park like an idiot, or clean up after
your dog, they don't want anyone to know that they're
the ones responsible.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
For the note correct Do you know what they like?
In this sense?
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Genuine ticket inspectors who are the sneakiest Do you know
what I want? They've got the Hogwarts cloak of invisibility
parking inspectors.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
How did they do it?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Literally you look around and you can't see them and
you can come back five minutes later.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
I think that's five ten seconds. How about I think
right now we're about to make buck up history for
the first time, I would say ever in the history
of us doing this pod. Yes, the topic that you
have bought in that we never know what the other
ones are going to do, and the one I have
bought in perfectly a line, perfectly lie.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Oh, I love it.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
And this is the buck up of synchronicity, synergy and
what's the other hate serendipity?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Oh yes, Sarah, serendipitous. Anyway you had shoved it?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Let me tell you this, Okay, he or she is
a real masculine energy to that.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
And you know what the colors are very German?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Okay, you're very German. Your husband's packed?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
You are you have packed like an idiot for the
following reason check box.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Were you over the line.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Well, this is my point. No, this is my point.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
I wasn't over the line because I don't know when
they put this on my car, because they're trying to
do it.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Obviously I was. I think it was from another location.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Were you over the line? There?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I'm oft and over the line. But it's because my
car is a bit too big for me.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Very thick.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Yeah, it's a.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Thick, a very thick.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
It's thick and it's long.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
I couldn't I couldn't take that car.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
It's jim park, it's a lot and you know what
else what dirty?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
It's dirty, big thick. I've said that often about your car.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
And you know what, Sash can never wait to get
in it.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Well, yeah, she likes a little ride home after this.
You've got one of those cars where I look at
and think I could never park that.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
No, and it is too big for me. Anyway, they've
given me. There's options. You can tick off what people
did wrong.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Okay, just give us three more because there's a lot
of Okay, well there's many absurd one double parking, that's
pretty that's a pretty big.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
None of them are observed. They're all legitimate, annoying.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
There's that many things you can get taking more than
one spot. Well, that's double park candicapped spot with no permit.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
I mean that's a pretty good one.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Inventing a parking space. Give me a sound off.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
That's the best one ever. You've invented a car space here?
You did that and not remember?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah I did?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
They would they give me.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
A reprimand for that.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
I should be applauded for that and the statue put
up to me with counsel approval.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I can't believe we're linking here. I can't believe we're combining.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Well, I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
What a bloody bark?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
I walk out to my car the other day. What's
on the windscreen? No, not a card that says attention
you parked like an idiot? Okay, but a parking fine?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
What a fine?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
At home at the front of my house outside your
We have two hour parking at the front of our house. However,
Kate Lanebrook permit. We have a permit?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
How did it expire?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
One? Firstly, parking tickets one hundred and twenty dollars? When
did that kick off? Old Time Am radio? Please we
are diving in go on parking more more, you're parked
like an idiot.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Protecting citizens rights or driving citizens insane.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
So of course say that I wasn't listening. I zoned out.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
He doesn't listen.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Terrible person. You're a terrible he actually got caught out
not listening.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Terrible.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I'm an active listener.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
No you're not.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
You're actually what is an active listener?
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Don't know? Not you?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Not you?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I'm an active listen. What are you talking about? I'm
the best interviewer in Australia. I couldn't raised.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
I think one of the most embarrassing things about a
parking fine is when you have to peel it off
your windscreen. You just want you don't want anyone to see.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
No embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
I've been shame.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
It's but also it's not that it's that you've been humiliated.
It's not you never It's not like being pulled over
for drink driving. That might make you feel ashamed, do
you know what I mean? But getting done with a
parking ticket is actually you being humiliated. It's it's like
you're been it's your first day in jail, you know
(28:02):
what I mean. You don't know the ropes and everyone's gone.
This is this person's fair game and.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
The only thing more embarrassing. Okay, so I listened to
what you just said, then is if you leave it
on your windscreen and you don't know the lights, and
then the car next you sees it and you're at
the lights.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
I often leave it fluttering on there, just because I can't,
you know what, I'm not going to know what the
satisfaction appear, because you know, with their cloak of invisibility,
they're watching you come back to the car, and so
I never like to give them the satisfaction of seeing
that I've even clocked it. So I like to think
of them huddled under the cloak about to go. What
(28:38):
was the pub they'd go to and they drink the pumpkin? Oh, no,
they drink the what was the honey mead or whatever
they drink?
Speaker 3 (28:46):
No idea what you're talking to?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
You know about Harry Potter?
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Yeah, you mean, and they've in diagon Alley.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Yeah, but they drink butdabeer, And they'd go to diagon
Alley and what was the name of the pub they'd
go to Three Broomsticks?
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Maybe there you go. I feel like any buckhead would
know that the Kate Laine Brook car would have a
parking flow, a parking fine flickering on the windscreen.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
In one there right now. Actually, there's one that I
got yesterday, and I'm so enraged by the injustice of it.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Okay, so here's what I want to talk to you about.
We are one now. I have been inspired by my
co host and my friend kateline Brook because of a
certain thing you did with the pineapple. Oh you took
it back.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah, I took it back.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
It was an injustice.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
It was unripe.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
It was unripe, but an injustice, and you took it back.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
It took them on unripe injustice.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
So I thought, something's unripe about this parking fine. And
I look closely, it's basically telling me that I can't
park it. I'm like, we have a permit.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Did you check the dates on the perm huh?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
So I look at our permit. The permit has slipped
down a little bit, not a lot, but it slipped
down a little.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Bit between that dark tinted part of the windscreen.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
And yeah, it's blocking a little bit of it.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
But you can still.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
But if you move your head and like go to
the passenger door and look through that way. They can't.
You can see it.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
They can't, and you know why they can't because if
they did that, their head would slip out from the clothes.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
It's OK, for the first time in my life.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Are you running a letter to the council? I have
written an email a letter?
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Did you I have challenged my parking? Fine? Oh, let
me tell you this pre pineapple Nate, Yeah you would.
I would pay the fee because I want it out
of my life. Cody always bangs on about it. Gets
if it's worse. Our car is under Dad's name technically
(30:56):
because we wanted to. We wanted a discount and we
needed to put it in Dad's because.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
The discount because he worked.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
He worked there, so he got he got the staffs discount.
But then when I don't pay things, eventually it builds
up to a letter that.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Goes straight team with lapey fees.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
With Giuseppi on the phone. It's the double whammy.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
So what did you write in the letter? Did you
take a photo?
Speaker 3 (31:22):
So of course I went to the website and I
was like, you have to wait. This is how they
get you. They delay everything.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Oh you can't do it straight to it straight away
that you can't pay it straight straight away.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
You can't delay it straight away. You might they're putting
up all the roadbox sneaky. Yeah, I'm doing it. I'm
taking this on board. So I have sent in. I
waited a couple of days or whatever it was, and
I sent in and said, basically, if you're parking inspector
turned the head, got up on their tippy toes, they
(31:54):
can look through the other side.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Did you make it sound too difficult?
Speaker 4 (31:59):
You make it sound of that be contortionist to see
that if you're it's like you wrote. If your parking
inspector had broken into our house gone to the.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Dining room table, they would have seen the permit where
I left it when I forgot to put it in
the car.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
I was such a suck?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Were you like?
Speaker 3 (32:17):
But I understand and I respect the parking rules as
a resident of this address. Rubbish, I have press send
and now.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Did you attach photos of what of where the permit
was in your vehicle?
Speaker 3 (32:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Oh, you're an idiot. I give him a sound effect
for a fool. I don't know one of those.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
We just have a moment silence foom, your beautiful husband. Okay, dabbler,
And as you know, the dabbler and I. We don't
agree on everything.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
We don't need to in this world.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Who does?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Oh some people do?
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Oh mate, don't get me.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
It's started a lot of people pretending to be a
lot of people love to fall into line.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Okay, Yeah, people.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
Are scared in this world if you see differently to
other people. A lot of people are scared that they'll
get canceled. So they just pretend that they believe things
that they do. July business and hence you can see
the country is in the states.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Cook good up, cook it up, baby, cook it up,
Cook it up, baby, cook it up. Hey, if I'm
not an example what life can be. Life can be this, folks.
You can do a podcast and be good mate to
the cooker and married to someone who works for farmer.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yes, that is life, big farmer, big farmer.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Yeah, correct, love that.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
We all we like to dabble in the light in
the shade, don't we the burden? It's the left wing
and the wow, the right wing to.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Fly. I was gonna use a Harry Potter reference, but yeah,
you can do that one would I was going to say,
how boring would Harry Potter be if everyone was in
the same house. Oh yeah, the sorting hat.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Silence, what was the longer silence in the history of
our pod.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Well, you did take us on a it was a
it was a mind map. We had to work out
the direction.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
You started it with your body Hogwarts parking.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
By the way, because we love an old conversation on
our very modern pod.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Have we given the money back guarantee?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
We welcome to the buck Up. Welcome new listeners one
and all. Thank you. Two things that you can do
if you love this podcast. One is get that was
a job.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
I was like, there's two.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
That was a joke. You can tell other people about it.
Oh yes, thereby extending the circle of love and joy.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
That is the buck Up. And turn your pineapple upside
down and let's have whatever however you like. Let's get
amongst it.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
But we're not fools. No, we know how the world works,
especially me. Yeah you do, because I'm a cooker.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
So I see conspiracy everywhere, Sure do, But I also
see beauty. And I pity your husband because why he
deserves a little bit better what you're wanting to dish
up to him.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Excuse me, I'm a very good tomorrow. Oh tomorrow, are
you tomorrow? Hang on?
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Tell me the ways in which you're a good husband,
and I'll do the ways in which I'm a good wife.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
I am patient in here. I blame at home either
of you.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Oh my, are there? He said it? Oh there? Oh
that's I mean really this. I thought this.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Podcast was the start of a long and excuse me,
will you any male listening to this pod right now?
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Anything nice that you do at home is just because
you're leading up to the other thing, isn't it? Isn't
it the driver on absolutely everything? Oh what you reckon?
Your husband's doing the dishes because he loves you.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
I thought he'd liked doing dishes, but he just really
enjoyed all right, Yeah anyway.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Oh yeah, he's brushing his teeth in the middle of
the day on a Saturday when all the kids are
out of the house, just because come on, I.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Don't think that what you're I accept this. I accept this. However,
what you're talking about, yes, is.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Is not to do with that. Uh huh? Can you
ask Cody that question? We had nice wedding vows. We're
just repeat it.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
You seem to really love each other.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Yeah, we're very into each other, and we work and
it's easy to think about it.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
And he's got a really hanging out important job. Yes,
he's going off to meet doctor Fouchi. So he's going overseas.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
It's actually not but yeah, tomorrow tomorrow morning. He is
off for nearly a month. It's a long one.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
What time does he leave in the morning.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
I think he has to leave at four forty five am.
Why is all international flights in this country very early
or very late?
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (37:38):
He really annoys me.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
If my husband had booked it, he'd be on a
two twenty five am flight, a new one that my
husband so far is the only person who's booked it.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
But I tell you what, it's quite good when you
get to the airport. Yes, fine, all right, So he's
getting up very early.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Uh huh? And what did you say to us? Oh? Yeah, well,
I said, we have to be quick recording tonight night
night record kolure cheers everyone. I said, we have to
be quick. I can't fap about because I have to
go home and hang out with Cody for a bit tonight,
because I'm not going to get up or hang out
(38:15):
with him tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Oh my goodness. He wants you to.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
I'll do the good night tonight, but I'll do the
goodbye tonight.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Tonight, and then in the morning when he gets up,
he's got to get up, get dressed, have a sham.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Now.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
I don't help with any of those things normally, but
you will wake up and do what.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Watch him. We have a system in place that we've
had in place for many years. Good Night, goodbye.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
I just because I think, I think, I mean, I
don't know about you, but I know a bit about me.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
It'll be a goodbye. It'll be tonight tomorrow morning. There'll
be a goodbye from him at the at the bed
to you very quick by, and there'll be a groan
wake up, be a bit of a groan, and we
wake up as much as I can. I won't be
getting out of bed, getting out of bed under no circumstances,
will be getting out of bed at four forty five
(39:14):
to wave my man off. He's just gone to Europe
more long though he's got his return for.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Do you know what this could age? Very back? I
mean with Peter. I try to always get up to
say goodbye.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
That's nice.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
I just always try because I think they've got. They're
very simple in their needs.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Yeah, but like there's needs will be met before tonight.
He's he'll no, I'm not saying like that. I'm saying
tonight will be neither be goodbye tonight. He's packed, he
will be packed. She gets to be near the front door.
He will roll out, he will shower, close out. In
less than ten minutes. He's just gone.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
He's quick.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
But won't you stand in the doorway with this snoted
dog because it's not the nineteen twenties.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Luck, guys, you're away.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Goodbye. So we've just had this system in place for
a very long time and we're all good.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
We've spoken about this on the pod before. It is
very odd, not only for a scientist and a comedian
to be together, but on top of this, a Queenslander
and a comedian to be together.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
I e.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
He goes to bed at seven point thirty.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Gets up at five very hard.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
I'm a gigging at midnight.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
It's hard to think what you've gotten?
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Nothing almost nothing. Come home at one am, four hours
before he gets up on a normal day. We've just
always been like this.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
You know how long has he gone for?
Speaker 3 (40:38):
About nearly a month. But can I tell you about
the travel thing. My theory about people traveling with relationships.
I feel that whatever your relationship is, when it starts,
when you first start being together, is the thing you're
good with. It's the change that can mess. Yes, when
(41:01):
Cody and I first inter we were obviously good friends
for many years before we moved out of the friend zone.
But even then I was going away so much because
I was in that zone of Edinburgh fringe and doing
London and doing the whole month in Adelaide. And this
is when we started, I was away a lot. So
we've just never had any difference.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
Such a good theory, because you're right, it's at the
pressure points when things change that things fall apart.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Right if all of a sudden, after ten years have
been together, he's going away for a month, you kind
of spin out a bit.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
What if you were home together all the time.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Well, we actually have been this year because he's working
from home four days away, and yeah, he can say
he's way, he's annoyed. Not me. I go to him
from my door. I go to him from my dopamine.
So I stroll on in and he turns and goes
have you had your med?
Speaker 2 (41:57):
He's always pushing the mad.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Who So look all right now you made me question everything,
But I just find that interesting. You'll get a goodbye
from the comfort of my blanky. And it's winter. It's
going to be one degree.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Yes, yes, okay, we get it, we get it.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
You don't.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
I think the lady doth protest too much. Now I'm
just now except valve to go. Who's the lady? Whoo
a bad, bad, bad week?
Speaker 3 (42:25):
First topic Europe.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Yeah, that's right, And if only i'd waved him off.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
It's a text from so.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
You know, Mum loves to now. Her thing is to
send me lists of things that I can bring her.
But she's been much less demanding. And you know, she
was once very.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Obscure, although I do find it difficult to ask for
a rite poor Paul in Melbourne winter.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Yeah, that's odd. And then she said to me the other.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
Day, you know what I really like and it's really
handy when you slice it up for me beforehand, because
I can't really get into that here.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Last Mum's fu.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Last ye, Mum's fruit.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
I don't have enough to say this, she said the
other day. Some of her requests are so specific, we.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
I want reminds me of someone else?
Speaker 1 (43:15):
I know?
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Am I specific? Yes?
Speaker 3 (43:19):
Like what's a great thing to be?
Speaker 4 (43:21):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Specific?
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Specific?
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Just as specific with your wants? Oh?
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Am I, that's I must have it in common with
my mother.
Speaker 5 (43:29):
Some fruit, pineapple, papaya, two to three slices ham, just
one Baker's Delight x.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
L hamburger roll if it's not out of your way,
and perhaps a stubby kiss.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
What time of pros? It's a text from a Baker's
Delight treat and a stubby.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Yeah, are going to go on?
Speaker 3 (43:55):
What's going on here?
Speaker 2 (43:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
One bread roll in one stubby.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
One bread roll in one stuff? I mean, but I
take that as a good sign.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
She's austening for a stubby.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
Yeah, she's answering for a stubby. I mean, I would
be worried about her if she'd asked for a long neck.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Stye. That's right. But I think she was in a
reenactment of Once for Worriors.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
I love it. Also a mum text or a mum
request of any kind where they add in if it's
not too much trouble, or if it's if it's not
out of your way. I know that you know, mum
that you don't care about that at all.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
No, correct, and in fact, you've gone out of your
way to think of something that's slightly out of my way,
because all of these things are construedors love, and that is.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Mother's we love a bad bad, bad, bad bad.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
What's really thrown me? What Kate saying to me? What
does Cody like about me? I haven't recovered. I wouldn't
we listen back, I'm gonna hear this in my voice.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Well, it's very hard to answer.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
What's yeah? Do you know?
Speaker 4 (45:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (45:02):
I know.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
I wonder what Peter likes about man?
Speaker 3 (45:04):
What do you people listening buckheads? What does your partner
like about you? That is a what a question?
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Okay, well you love him?
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (45:15):
What does Peter love about me?
Speaker 3 (45:17):
Oh? Yeah, I don't know. You have to ask him.
Speaker 4 (45:20):
Especially, and sometimes you think at the moment it would
be very hard. No, no, no, you know, you go
through those periods where you like, at the moment.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Just you in general, like I'm a nightmare today, yeah,
or just for the last five years? What you make,
the food you make always make him a lovely sound? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:39):
But really now this uber eights? Do you know what
I mean. I mean, I guess anything we do could
be outsourced, such, couldn't it?
Speaker 4 (45:49):
What?
Speaker 3 (45:49):
Maybe one of the good things I feel it's not
that common, is I want him to go out with
his friends and his crew as much as possible, and
to go nights, have big nights. Yeah, get on it
if you need to go and do your weekends and
your night. I know what. He loves to see you
at five o'clock tomorrow. That's one thing, isn't it. No?
(46:10):
You know what I know he loves about you.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Funny? Oh yeah, funny? Okay, yeah, don't you think I
don't know? Well, he must like funny, although he does
work for big farmer.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Notice howle no one in the room said, looks yet waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting.
Speaker 5 (46:31):
Still not.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
The buck Up podcast is hosted by me Kate lane
Brook and him Nathanvalvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French.
Audio and sound by the magnificent Yack Lawrence you might
call him Jack and Dom Evans.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Oh we're lucky.
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will
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cut you off with the knees, then gift.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You a pair of easies.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And that, my friends, is why you always always need
a buck up.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Bit by bit by bye, No, no, no, it's Kate
Lambro double light Stop kinky, I'm wearing a shrug. You
were wearing lights, and then we took off the lace
and you were wearing all life.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'm wearing.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I know, how about you just get a material that's warm.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Well that's a very good idea because you know, oh.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
It's freezing, but to get that lace top out, and also, you.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Know anything like that or a wide knit is very
cold because the air actually blows through the holes of it.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I think they worked that out when I said last,
thank you for explaining ways.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Okay, lay rock and I love Mace.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
I love the buck up, I love the bucker.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
You're on a buck I'm desperate for a bus. I
mean you know why, Well, tonight's the last night I'm on.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
The project at your for now. I mean world War
three is kicked off. It's just we need a bar.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
There's a lot going on.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Everybody's got a collective malaise, which is why we need
the buck up.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
We will survive anything.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
The other night I knew I needed a buck up
because I think this happens in winter to people. I
was like, oh, absolutely bad time, like ready for bed?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, what time is?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
It was quarter past six? Has this happened to anyone
else yet? You go, oh, yeah, it's time for bed,
Like I'm done, I've eaten. Yes, yes, it was quarter
past six. And I had to like, oh, I had
to like shake myself up.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah, because you can't tell because we live in a
part of Australia that's very dark and very.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Dar shortest day of the year is gone, which means
the only.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Way it's the shortest day because you're a cooker, right,
what is this this?
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Surely there's some connection to that day or.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
That moon or that No, I haven't got I haven't
got into the significance okay of the shortest day the solstice.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
There we go, but remember we worked with beautiful tims.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Are you talking to my goodness? What am I talking
to what a.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Little ghost in the corner, a little girl, a shadow
of herself from the past that's peering out of the
grimy upstairs. Such a friend, the greatest producer in the land.
So Sash, do you remember we used to work with
beautiful Tim in audio And remember he had a solstice
(03:16):
He used to have a winter Solstice party.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yes, And I said to him, that's witchcraft.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
It sounds very witchy or could be some sort of
like keys in the bowl situation.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Oh no, he wasn't.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
He was very In fact, the fact that it was
witchy surprised me because it's very pagan.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah, and a man that works in audio doesn't normally
and lean into the witchy.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
The loveliest guy, the most beautiful, yeah, Tim. And in
fact he had a Christian youth group Vibe, so for
him to be didn'ty?
Speaker 3 (03:44):
He did?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
In fact, I think once I got him as a
present a T shirt with a rainbow, and like, what
would Jesus do.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Just because he sounds like a very gay T shirt
like little midrif tops rainbow.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Before your people, Yes, the Italians before your people owned
the rainbow.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Jesus is Yeah, Jesus people owned the rain bar. Sorry
Jesus ours now, yeah, you really just will love that?
And what else did we take?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I don't know, just pedestrian crossings, you know, there's a
lot there is random rain bonus and I'm always.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Like, I'm sick of it. My taxes paid for that.
Keep in the bedroom, shoved down my throat when I'm crossing.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
I don't understand. And as you know, we love our
gay brethren and sister and the.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Two gays that flew down from Sydney for the live
pod last week. It was a few weeks ago now
or whatever it was, but they flew down for that.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Yes, gorgeous Jordan and the.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Other one, No, Darren, Darren Jordan Christ.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Hang on, let's get valvo to what am I going.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
To sort it? I don't remember people's names. You didn't
even remember someone who just bumped into that You absolutely
should have, but we won't get into that. We won't
mention that.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
So we were coming up in the lift and bumped
into someone who I know, very very very I gave
a big hug, a big hug though she wouldn't have known.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
And then we walked off and you said, who was that?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Yes, all right, you know, just establishing my Brad Pitt credentials.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Speaking of my facial blind yes, speaking of stealing the
rainbow off Jesus and the symbolism of the rainbow.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, yeah, this is news to me.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
Folks. Maybe you knew this at our live pod last week.
I forgot her name, Lovely buckhead someone.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Can you narrow it down? There were two a girl, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Lovely buckhead woman told us that the pineapple, which is
the victual fruit of the buck up. Oh, yes, yes,
it is a world Yeah, singers for swingers. You know,
I knew that on cruise ships, if you put an
upside down pineapple on your down or on your door,
it means come on in just.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Putting a pineapple on their door.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Who's going on cruises and swinging?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Well, where are they going to do it?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I mean a cruise ship is actually it's actually the
perfect place to do it.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I mean, why is an upside down pineapple the global
sign for hey? I S?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Remember there was that era when people said that if
you put bananas in your shopping trolley, it means you.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I think it means you want to hook up with someone.
Same thing.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Now I have to children every time I go shopping.
I've got bananas in my trolley.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I mean, I've heard that.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Yeah, but I think I think it's a euphemism. I mean,
but I think if you put I think then same
with them. I think you put them in upside down
or something.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
So if you're at the supermarket and you want to
swim with another couple, well.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Now, I don't know. There's always something new, you know,
I've said to you before. It annoys me.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Too many symbols, too many symbols, and everything has been sexualized.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Is that what you mean?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Everything means you want to root exactly, So I guarantee
you can't eat lace.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
She was wearing a lace jump out, know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
I mean the secret gays used to wear the colored
handkerchiefs in their back pocket. That's how they told each
other they were gay back in the town.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
So did the bloods and the creeps, right, and the
gays get into terrible trouble when they'd go to LA
and go to Compton.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
But I also thought it was I think there was
like color, color codes and what colours? Who can be
bothered with all this?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Who color would you put?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I can't remember, I don't know. I never had to
do it.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I don't know what it was.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Came out ten years ago. He threw you out. I
came out grind eyes.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
You know there are still people you don't know it.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Just download the app. What are you talking about? AnyWho?
So classic buck up our symbol, our official fruit is
for horny swingers? Am I not?
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I don't know. I'm on board. What do we say?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Reclaim that pineapple?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
What is it about cruise ships that really do just
make people in the mood? Two words.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
International water?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
I think that's for the gambling.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
That's just once you're in international waters.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Do you know there are no rules?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
So even I think I do you think? I?
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Do you think?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
You know?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I love to watch people fighting on cruise shoit? Oh okay, sorry,
I know that's one of my things I love. We
were both watching How to Get Out of quicksand Oh yes,
a beautiful.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Buckhead sent us their favorite their deep dance.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Oh yeap. When your algorithm tells you something about yourself,
well this is.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
This is what they actually have sought out so much
that now it gets thrown up to them.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
This is from Magic Stick seventy two.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
My deep dive is people who are just walking along
the street, minding their own business and they fall into
a sinkhole.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
It happens all the time, that's what you said. It
happens a lot. Isn't that amazing? We've all got the
little things that we love that.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
But you know, if you all, I think all cruise
ships have got jail cells in.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Oh yeah, I do not know this international wars, but do.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
You imagine what you have to do and the things
I've witnessed on a cruise ship.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
What, oh god, you've done a lot of them because
there're too many. You know what they say? Your one goat.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
The one I think about often is I had the
genuine pleasure and it was truly one of the best
three days of my life. Hickey and I got to
be the the comedian guests on a gay cruise. Oh yes,
two thousand gays in internet water. Yeah yeah. We went
off offshore one night. He performed her show, I performed
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one the next night. It was one of the funniest,
Oh that's great weekends of my life. And they were busy,
Oh yeah, who was the busiest?
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Boys?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
I can tell you who was the busiest. The particular
gentleman that was keeping his tally written on the back
of his T shirt.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Oh, oh, you're kidding. Was he doing it like people
number off days in prison?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
He was. He was doing the full number, the full number.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
What did he get up to?
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I think that last time we saw him was like
the night before we finished. He finished it was on
eleven or something.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Oh really, was that a COVID ship?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
No, no, I think I understand spread.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
How many people died after him did that?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
With the lesbians getting busy.
Speaker 3 (10:51):
There was a bunch of leo's. But they're there to
like enjoy it, to like drink and have a nice time.
And they were like they weren't massive about maybe who
knows and what was the makeup? But gay men?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yeah. There was a dance party every night, but there
was also a dance party every morning and every afternoon.
There was dance parties the entire time.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
What fun.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
What I always find so interesting about a cruise is
they have theme nights, right, and yes, I cannot believe
how into it people get the commitment to these themes
all right, like white Party or like angels and demons
or whatever. But people are just in their room and
they just open the door before take five steps and
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they're just on the dance floor.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Before you get on the cruise, get it? Do they
tell you what the themes are going to be?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Because otherwise I was going to be.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Well?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
So like, how do people know what to bring?
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Of course, because you know I'm desperate going a cruise,
I can tell a low deck.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Really, it's just left its imprint on me.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
We haven't spoken about below in a very long time.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
I tried to watch it the other day and I
popped up halfway through a series new.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Everyone was new. It was too new?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Are they too aware now?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
I think so? Yeah, I think so, I think.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
And also there were certain people that are just touched stones.
And if you've lost the touchstones, I don't have time
at the moment to invest in a whole lot of news.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
Was she gone old mate that we've got the cameo
for you for one hundred bucks? Are you shak Hannah?
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Oh yeah, Hannah, I know she went ages ago. I
think she married a rich guy. Doesn't she live in
New York?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Don't know. I don't know who you're talking about anyway? No,
but but what about the guy, the funny guy.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
The captain? I'll eat your arm yeah, yeah, you get.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Your heads out of your hands.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I will get your ass.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
It takes me back to the Gay Grows anyway, No,
he got forced out.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
So the last series that I watched, which I think
was maybe one of these new ones, he was in
terrible shape. Oh he came limping on walking still.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
It was a pirate. He really jump I am the
captain on any ship she swapped.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
He just wasn't right, okay, And then I read an article.
Sometimes I do I go into it. Do you just
to find I don't even know how I get there.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I do on your phone and scrolling with your little life.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
But I have to put something. I have to put
something in to find him.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah, like go and read it or I actually trust
I rolled the ass from my algorithm. So sometimes I
just open YouTube and just press center and then the
whole landing page will be all the things based on
your Internet history. And they just like yeah, and they
just like, show's looking nervous. Why is that there? But
(13:54):
I just wanted to quickly say about the We did
the live show, the second live show last week, and
that was a amazing, awesome fun.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
I'm sick, by the way, and everyone was very kind
to me, pushed through and you gave me medicine.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I did. Yeah, you're welcome, gave me medicine. Zia my Arnie, Zia.
Zia is Arnie. By the way, Zea sounds Yes. Comes
to the Hall, a bar in Melbourne where we did
this live show, and she hands me a black and
white photo which I just completely forgot about this insane connection.
(14:28):
It's a photo of my for that sash. Yes, you
showed me at the end.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Oh my goodness, this is so amazing.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
It's a photo of my nomay plain. Yes.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
So how is the venue?
Speaker 4 (14:40):
And it's like a bar, and it's got a big
room at the back, big room. It's been there for
a very long time, obviously, wasn't it. The bar has
been there for a very long time as well. I
don't know as anything else. No if I ever look
up history, and I should know this in my head,
but you know me, I don't listen when people talk. Well,
you know, you do have your insulated from any external
(15:03):
input by the fact that you're very much wired into yourself.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Would that be correct to go to get there?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I just want to say, in a nice way, excuse me,
here's how I deal with how I operate right in
a social setting. I'm taking in the macro, not the
micro right. I'm taking in the room, the sounds, who
people are talking to.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
I must say you had You've got really good attention
to detail at a live show, doesn't he suck?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
It's very organized, amazing. How would you describe me?
Speaker 4 (15:36):
You rock up late, as I said, no, but I
was left on my own because you wanted to come
with your boyfriend, leaving me to try and make my
way on my own, sick and with the temperature.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
My fault, your fault.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Thank you play yourself out.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
From direct photo of my nominal I'm going to guess
age I'm so bad. I'm gonna say twenties, late twenties,
early thirties. Yeah, summer lack. I'm like very black, very
black and white singlets, sweaty yew. Here is he in
the foundry where he were bending metal, where a lot
of the sent a lot of the Italians straight to
the factories here in Melbourne in the fifties. Yeah that
(16:15):
foundry is now, how where we did our gig, the.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
Very building that we did our live showing your nono
Workdan for many years, believe straight off the boat.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Unbelievable, insane connection. The photos great straight to straight into
a frame at my house.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Not yet, but I will when Peter looked at that
photo because he loved it, you know, mean love history.
The only thing that would have made Peter happy about
seeing your non in that foundry was if he was,
you know, goose stepping and had a tiny little mustache.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Because he loved it.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
That's that's the photos of our family doesn't show he loved.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
It so much. Peter did say it surprising that Valveo
is gay.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Why because you're in a singlet.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
He looks hot.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Oh that's a very odd connection to make. Well, he
was hot because it was a foundry.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Okay, all right, okay, impossible that anyone gay you spawned
someone else got.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
So you say, you're saying that my non was a
gay man.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
This is what Peter wanted to start.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
There's his news to the Valveoe. Fairly of course, because
he was wearing a singlet. I guess, so sweating, yeah
around from and you know what, the foundry is a
great name for a gay class. It is where you
go on Saturday night boundary you're going to shovel some coal. Yeah,
(17:49):
but I was laughing a lot that I won't say
your name because I don't want to name and shamer.
But a friend of mine came up to me when
we were talking and she saw the photo and she
saw us looking at the photo, and so what's going on?
And I just said, oh, my non worked here in
like the fifties, and she goes at the bar. That's
(18:12):
the stupidest thing you've ever said in the twenty years
of our friendship, I said. It clearly wasn't always a bar.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
I no, but he I love that she thought of him.
He did look like a hipster.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
It was.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
It's a raging gay hipster.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Asome like my Nona doesn't listen to the bar.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Oh no, that's disrespect So longer with us. But you know,
what was your no nose name? What was his name?
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Salvator, Salvatory, salvatore sound So anyway, we didn't we're not disrespectful.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
I can't called him gay.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
I didn't call him gay.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I don't know what was worse that when your husband said, no,
wonder my na, it's gay. I couldn't. I thought he
thought that. I looked at my nonal growing up and
went hello, like I thought my nomimal was hot, very confusing.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
All right, I've got good news. Why Okay, So you
know we're all like everyone thinks that the past.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Was better, don't they.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Well the foundry maybe not that distant past, but you
know everyone thinks like we all think before COVID things
were better.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Yeah, and they were. Yeah, well in our industry, yes.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
In everybody's industry pretty well, unless you're Amazon or a
giant corporation or a giant bank.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Anyway, that was almost a cook.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
But I pulled.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
I was there. I was there with you the whole
time for me to go on, well you ended at
banks and I'm with.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
You, yeah, one hundred percent. Anyway.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
And one of the things that we know is that,
you know, people decry things that they want. Obviously people
gave it up because they had.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
No interest in it. Reading books done, people have done.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
People like writing books apparently, Oh it's so fun for me,
but I come here for a thrill. But what look
what you don't come on bo.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
No, I can't. You've just you've just deflated my balloons.
You've just anyone. And so people are like the art
of letter writing is dead. I never get anything in
the mailbox except bills exactly. So I've got good news
for you. The other day I received.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
A letter handwritten I sort of, and it was.
Speaker 4 (20:44):
More of a note okay, And it didn't arrive in
my mailbox. It was stuck under the windscreen wiper of
my car.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Someone's left the note attention. You parked like an idiot?
Sad sleep over to see the reason. And they've ticked
parking over the line.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yes, how bizarre is that? So it's actually like a
little paper business card.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
They've pre made this, We've a.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Wooded them online.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I assume the most boomer activity insane I have ever seen.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
And here's the thing, because they put it so low,
tucked under my and I'm a haphazard driver, you know,
I'm always getting in and I've got places to be.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
And i'm you know, I mean, i mean piro practice.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Yeah, oh I still haven't been.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Well, come on, you know why? Maybe that's why you
parked like an idiot, because you're not turning your neck properly,
not looking so.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
But here's the thing. They tucked it so far.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
You're right, it would have been boomerish, even though I
don't like the ageism of that.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Well, I'm sorry, what some twenty five year olds printed
out cards for bad parking, so they would have just
been like, look up at the app Of course, some
tick knockers gone, this is what I'm going to do
with my time.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
But I think you're right because I think it is
an older person. It also feels a bit old. Touch it, well,
it's cardboard.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Crusty, and it's it's been around a while a cardboard,
but it's fresh. Yeah, it's a tension.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
It's got the warning symbols with the exclamation marks in them.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
You know what else is a red and yellow.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Big boomer sign, not just the card, is that they
had a pen ready to go to.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
They had a pin.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
They had a pen ready to go.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Okay, they had shoved it obviously quickly they would have
been guilty and scuttling.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
I imagine scuttling.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
They will scuttle.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
And also if they were really deep into the boom rishness,
maybe they're not as limber as they once were ME
tell you, so they had to kind of get their
way down to the gutter.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
I think people that write letters and leave notes like
attention you park like an idiot, or clean up after
your dog, they don't want anyone to know that they're
the ones responsible.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
For the note correct Do you know what they like?
In this sense?
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Genuine ticket inspectors who are the sneakiest Do you know
what I want? They've got the Hogwarts cloak of invisibility
parking inspectors.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
How did they do it?
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Literally you look around and you can't see them and
you can come back five minutes later.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
I think that's five ten seconds. How about I think
right now we're about to make buck up history for
the first time, I would say ever in the history
of us doing this pod. Yes, the topic that you
have bought in that we never know what the other
ones are going to do, and the one I have
bought in perfectly a line, perfectly lie.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Oh, I love it.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
And this is the buck up of synchronicity, synergy and
what's the other hate serendipity?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Oh yes, Sarah, serendipitous. Anyway you had shoved it?
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Let me tell you this, Okay, he or she is
a real masculine energy to that.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
And you know what the colors are very German?
Speaker 3 (24:14):
Okay, you're very German. Your husband's packed?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
You are you have packed like an idiot for the
following reason check box.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Were you over the line.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Well, this is my point. No, this is my point.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
I wasn't over the line because I don't know when
they put this on my car, because they're trying to
do it.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Obviously I was. I think it was from another location.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
Were you over the line? There?
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I'm oft and over the line. But it's because my
car is a bit too big for me.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Very thick.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Yeah, it's a.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Thick, a very thick.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
It's thick and it's long.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
I couldn't I couldn't take that car.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
It's jim park, it's a lot and you know what
else what dirty?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
It's dirty, big thick. I've said that often about your car.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
And you know what, Sash can never wait to get
in it.
Speaker 3 (25:03):
Well, yeah, she likes a little ride home after this.
You've got one of those cars where I look at
and think I could never park that.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
No, and it is too big for me. Anyway, they've
given me. There's options. You can tick off what people
did wrong.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Okay, just give us three more because there's a lot
of Okay, well there's many absurd one double parking, that's
pretty that's a pretty big.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
None of them are observed. They're all legitimate, annoying.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
There's that many things you can get taking more than
one spot. Well, that's double park candicapped spot with no permit.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
I mean that's a pretty good one.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Inventing a parking space. Give me a sound off.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
That's the best one ever. You've invented a car space here?
You did that and not remember?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah I did?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
They would they give me.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
A reprimand for that.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
I should be applauded for that and the statue put
up to me with counsel approval.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I can't believe we're linking here. I can't believe we're combining.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Well, I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
What a bloody bark?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (26:08):
I walk out to my car the other day. What's
on the windscreen? No, not a card that says attention
you parked like an idiot? Okay, but a parking fine?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
What a fine?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
At home at the front of my house outside your
We have two hour parking at the front of our house. However,
Kate Lanebrook permit. We have a permit?
Speaker 2 (26:32):
How did it expire?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
One? Firstly, parking tickets one hundred and twenty dollars? When
did that kick off? Old Time Am radio? Please we
are diving in go on parking more more, you're parked
like an idiot.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Protecting citizens rights or driving citizens insane.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
So of course say that I wasn't listening. I zoned out.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
He doesn't listen.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Terrible person. You're a terrible he actually got caught out
not listening.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Terrible.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I'm an active listener.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
No you're not.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
You're actually what is an active listener?
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Don't know? Not you?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Not you?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I'm an active listen. What are you talking about? I'm
the best interviewer in Australia. I couldn't raised.
Speaker 3 (27:31):
I think one of the most embarrassing things about a
parking fine is when you have to peel it off
your windscreen. You just want you don't want anyone to see.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
No embarrassing.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
I've been shame.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
It's but also it's not that it's that you've been humiliated.
It's not you never It's not like being pulled over
for drink driving. That might make you feel ashamed, do
you know what I mean? But getting done with a
parking ticket is actually you being humiliated. It's it's like
you're been it's your first day in jail, you know
(28:02):
what I mean. You don't know the ropes and everyone's gone.
This is this person's fair game and.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
The only thing more embarrassing. Okay, so I listened to
what you just said, then is if you leave it
on your windscreen and you don't know the lights, and
then the car next you sees it and you're at
the lights.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
I often leave it fluttering on there, just because I can't,
you know what, I'm not going to know what the
satisfaction appear, because you know, with their cloak of invisibility,
they're watching you come back to the car, and so
I never like to give them the satisfaction of seeing
that I've even clocked it. So I like to think
of them huddled under the cloak about to go. What
(28:38):
was the pub they'd go to and they drink the pumpkin? Oh, no,
they drink the what was the honey mead or whatever
they drink?
Speaker 3 (28:46):
No idea what you're talking to?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
You know about Harry Potter?
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Yeah, you mean, and they've in diagon Alley.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Yeah, but they drink butdabeer, And they'd go to diagon
Alley and what was the name of the pub they'd
go to Three Broomsticks?
Speaker 3 (29:01):
Maybe there you go. I feel like any buckhead would
know that the Kate Laine Brook car would have a
parking flow, a parking fine flickering on the windscreen.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
In one there right now. Actually, there's one that I
got yesterday, and I'm so enraged by the injustice of it.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
Okay, so here's what I want to talk to you about.
We are one now. I have been inspired by my
co host and my friend kateline Brook because of a
certain thing you did with the pineapple. Oh you took
it back.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah, I took it back.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
It was an injustice.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
It was unripe.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
It was unripe, but an injustice, and you took it back.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
It took them on unripe injustice.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
So I thought, something's unripe about this parking fine. And
I look closely, it's basically telling me that I can't
park it. I'm like, we have a permit.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Did you check the dates on the perm huh?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
So I look at our permit. The permit has slipped
down a little bit, not a lot, but it slipped
down a little.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Bit between that dark tinted part of the windscreen.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
And yeah, it's blocking a little bit of it.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
But you can still.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
But if you move your head and like go to
the passenger door and look through that way. They can't.
You can see it.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
They can't, and you know why they can't because if
they did that, their head would slip out from the clothes.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
It's OK, for the first time in my life.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
Are you running a letter to the council? I have
written an email a letter?
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Did you I have challenged my parking? Fine? Oh, let
me tell you this pre pineapple Nate, Yeah you would.
I would pay the fee because I want it out
of my life. Cody always bangs on about it. Gets
if it's worse. Our car is under Dad's name technically
(30:56):
because we wanted to. We wanted a discount and we
needed to put it in Dad's because.
Speaker 2 (31:01):
The discount because he worked.
Speaker 3 (31:02):
He worked there, so he got he got the staffs discount.
But then when I don't pay things, eventually it builds
up to a letter that.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Goes straight team with lapey fees.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
With Giuseppi on the phone. It's the double whammy.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
So what did you write in the letter? Did you
take a photo?
Speaker 3 (31:22):
So of course I went to the website and I
was like, you have to wait. This is how they
get you. They delay everything.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
Oh you can't do it straight to it straight away
that you can't pay it straight straight away.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
You can't delay it straight away. You might they're putting
up all the roadbox sneaky. Yeah, I'm doing it. I'm
taking this on board. So I have sent in. I
waited a couple of days or whatever it was, and
I sent in and said, basically, if you're parking inspector
turned the head, got up on their tippy toes, they
(31:54):
can look through the other side.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Did you make it sound too difficult?
Speaker 4 (31:59):
You make it sound of that be contortionist to see
that if you're it's like you wrote. If your parking
inspector had broken into our house gone to the.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Dining room table, they would have seen the permit where
I left it when I forgot to put it in
the car.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
I was such a suck?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
Were you like?
Speaker 3 (32:17):
But I understand and I respect the parking rules as
a resident of this address. Rubbish, I have press send
and now.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Did you attach photos of what of where the permit
was in your vehicle?
Speaker 3 (32:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Oh, you're an idiot. I give him a sound effect
for a fool. I don't know one of those.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
We just have a moment silence foom, your beautiful husband. Okay, dabbler,
And as you know, the dabbler and I. We don't
agree on everything.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
We don't need to in this world.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Who does?
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Oh some people do?
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Oh mate, don't get me.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
It's started a lot of people pretending to be a
lot of people love to fall into line.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
Okay, Yeah, people.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
Are scared in this world if you see differently to
other people. A lot of people are scared that they'll
get canceled. So they just pretend that they believe things
that they do. July business and hence you can see
the country is in the states.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Cook good up, cook it up, baby, cook it up,
Cook it up, baby, cook it up. Hey, if I'm
not an example what life can be. Life can be this, folks.
You can do a podcast and be good mate to
the cooker and married to someone who works for farmer.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yes, that is life, big farmer, big farmer.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Yeah, correct, love that.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
We all we like to dabble in the light in
the shade, don't we the burden? It's the left wing
and the wow, the right wing to.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Fly. I was gonna use a Harry Potter reference, but yeah,
you can do that one would I was going to say,
how boring would Harry Potter be if everyone was in
the same house. Oh yeah, the sorting hat.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Silence, what was the longer silence in the history of
our pod.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Well, you did take us on a it was a
it was a mind map. We had to work out
the direction.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
You started it with your body Hogwarts parking.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
By the way, because we love an old conversation on
our very modern pod.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Have we given the money back guarantee?
Speaker 3 (34:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
We welcome to the buck Up. Welcome new listeners one
and all. Thank you. Two things that you can do
if you love this podcast. One is get that was
a job.
Speaker 3 (35:04):
I was like, there's two.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
That was a joke. You can tell other people about it.
Oh yes, thereby extending the circle of love and joy.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
That is the buck Up. And turn your pineapple upside
down and let's have whatever however you like. Let's get
amongst it.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
But we're not fools. No, we know how the world works,
especially me. Yeah you do, because I'm a cooker.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
So I see conspiracy everywhere, Sure do, But I also
see beauty. And I pity your husband because why he
deserves a little bit better what you're wanting to dish
up to him.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Excuse me, I'm a very good tomorrow. Oh tomorrow, are
you tomorrow? Hang on?
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Tell me the ways in which you're a good husband,
and I'll do the ways in which I'm a good wife.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
I am patient in here. I blame at home either
of you.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Oh my, are there? He said it? Oh there? Oh
that's I mean really this. I thought this.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Podcast was the start of a long and excuse me,
will you any male listening to this pod right now?
Speaker 3 (36:25):
Anything nice that you do at home is just because
you're leading up to the other thing, isn't it? Isn't
it the driver on absolutely everything? Oh what you reckon?
Your husband's doing the dishes because he loves you.
Speaker 4 (36:36):
I thought he'd liked doing dishes, but he just really
enjoyed all right, Yeah anyway.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
Oh yeah, he's brushing his teeth in the middle of
the day on a Saturday when all the kids are
out of the house, just because come on, I.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
Don't think that what you're I accept this. I accept this. However,
what you're talking about, yes, is.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Is not to do with that. Uh huh? Can you
ask Cody that question? We had nice wedding vows. We're
just repeat it.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
You seem to really love each other.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Yeah, we're very into each other, and we work and
it's easy to think about it.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
And he's got a really hanging out important job. Yes,
he's going off to meet doctor Fouchi. So he's going overseas.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
It's actually not but yeah, tomorrow tomorrow morning. He is
off for nearly a month. It's a long one.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
What time does he leave in the morning.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
I think he has to leave at four forty five am.
Why is all international flights in this country very early
or very late?
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (37:38):
He really annoys me.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
If my husband had booked it, he'd be on a
two twenty five am flight, a new one that my
husband so far is the only person who's booked it.
Speaker 2 (37:49):
But I tell you what, it's quite good when you
get to the airport. Yes, fine, all right, So he's
getting up very early.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Uh huh? And what did you say to us? Oh? Yeah, well,
I said, we have to be quick recording tonight night
night record kolure cheers everyone. I said, we have to
be quick. I can't fap about because I have to
go home and hang out with Cody for a bit tonight,
because I'm not going to get up or hang out
(38:15):
with him tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
Oh my goodness. He wants you to.
Speaker 3 (38:19):
I'll do the good night tonight, but I'll do the
goodbye tonight.
Speaker 4 (38:23):
Tonight, and then in the morning when he gets up,
he's got to get up, get dressed, have a sham.
Speaker 3 (38:28):
Now.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
I don't help with any of those things normally, but
you will wake up and do what.
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Watch him. We have a system in place that we've
had in place for many years. Good Night, goodbye.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
I just because I think, I think, I mean, I
don't know about you, but I know a bit about me.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
It'll be a goodbye. It'll be tonight tomorrow morning. There'll
be a goodbye from him at the at the bed
to you very quick by, and there'll be a groan
wake up, be a bit of a groan, and we
wake up as much as I can. I won't be
getting out of bed, getting out of bed under no circumstances,
will be getting out of bed at four forty five
(39:14):
to wave my man off. He's just gone to Europe
more long though he's got his return for.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Do you know what this could age? Very back? I
mean with Peter. I try to always get up to
say goodbye.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
That's nice.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
I just always try because I think they've got. They're
very simple in their needs.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Yeah, but like there's needs will be met before tonight.
He's he'll no, I'm not saying like that. I'm saying
tonight will be neither be goodbye tonight. He's packed, he
will be packed. She gets to be near the front door.
He will roll out, he will shower, close out. In
less than ten minutes. He's just gone.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
He's quick.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
But won't you stand in the doorway with this snoted
dog because it's not the nineteen twenties.
Speaker 2 (40:03):
Luck, guys, you're away.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Goodbye. So we've just had this system in place for
a very long time and we're all good.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
We've spoken about this on the pod before. It is
very odd, not only for a scientist and a comedian
to be together, but on top of this, a Queenslander
and a comedian to be together.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
I e.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
He goes to bed at seven point thirty.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Gets up at five very hard.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
I'm a gigging at midnight.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
It's hard to think what you've gotten?
Speaker 3 (40:27):
Nothing almost nothing. Come home at one am, four hours
before he gets up on a normal day. We've just
always been like this.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
You know how long has he gone for?
Speaker 3 (40:38):
About nearly a month. But can I tell you about
the travel thing. My theory about people traveling with relationships.
I feel that whatever your relationship is, when it starts,
when you first start being together, is the thing you're
good with. It's the change that can mess. Yes, when
(41:01):
Cody and I first inter we were obviously good friends
for many years before we moved out of the friend zone.
But even then I was going away so much because
I was in that zone of Edinburgh fringe and doing
London and doing the whole month in Adelaide. And this
is when we started, I was away a lot. So
we've just never had any difference.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
Such a good theory, because you're right, it's at the
pressure points when things change that things fall apart.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Right if all of a sudden, after ten years have
been together, he's going away for a month, you kind
of spin out a bit.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
What if you were home together all the time.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Well, we actually have been this year because he's working
from home four days away, and yeah, he can say
he's way, he's annoyed. Not me. I go to him
from my door. I go to him from my dopamine.
So I stroll on in and he turns and goes
have you had your med?
Speaker 2 (41:57):
He's always pushing the mad.
Speaker 3 (42:01):
Who So look all right now you made me question everything,
But I just find that interesting. You'll get a goodbye
from the comfort of my blanky. And it's winter. It's
going to be one degree.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
Yes, yes, okay, we get it, we get it.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
You don't.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
I think the lady doth protest too much. Now I'm
just now except valve to go. Who's the lady? Whoo
a bad, bad, bad week?
Speaker 3 (42:25):
First topic Europe.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Yeah, that's right, And if only i'd waved him off.
Speaker 3 (42:33):
It's a text from so.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
You know, Mum loves to now. Her thing is to
send me lists of things that I can bring her.
But she's been much less demanding. And you know, she
was once very.
Speaker 4 (42:46):
Obscure, although I do find it difficult to ask for
a rite poor Paul in Melbourne winter.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
Yeah, that's odd. And then she said to me the other.
Speaker 5 (42:55):
Day, you know what I really like and it's really
handy when you slice it up for me beforehand, because
I can't really get into that here.
Speaker 3 (43:05):
Last Mum's fu.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Last ye, Mum's fruit.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
I don't have enough to say this, she said the
other day. Some of her requests are so specific, we.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
I want reminds me of someone else?
Speaker 1 (43:15):
I know?
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Am I specific? Yes?
Speaker 3 (43:19):
Like what's a great thing to be?
Speaker 4 (43:21):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Specific?
Speaker 2 (43:23):
Specific?
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Just as specific with your wants? Oh?
Speaker 2 (43:25):
Am I, that's I must have it in common with
my mother.
Speaker 5 (43:29):
Some fruit, pineapple, papaya, two to three slices ham, just
one Baker's Delight x.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
L hamburger roll if it's not out of your way,
and perhaps a stubby kiss.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
What time of pros? It's a text from a Baker's
Delight treat and a stubby.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
Yeah, are going to go on?
Speaker 3 (43:55):
What's going on here?
Speaker 2 (43:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
One bread roll in one stubby.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
One bread roll in one stuff? I mean, but I
take that as a good sign.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
She's austening for a stubby.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
Yeah, she's answering for a stubby. I mean, I would
be worried about her if she'd asked for a long neck.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
Stye. That's right. But I think she was in a
reenactment of Once for Worriors.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
I love it. Also a mum text or a mum
request of any kind where they add in if it's
not too much trouble, or if it's if it's not
out of your way. I know that you know, mum
that you don't care about that at all.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
No, correct, and in fact, you've gone out of your
way to think of something that's slightly out of my way,
because all of these things are construedors love, and that is.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Mother's we love a bad bad, bad, bad bad.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
What's really thrown me? What Kate saying to me? What
does Cody like about me? I haven't recovered. I wouldn't
we listen back, I'm gonna hear this in my voice.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Well, it's very hard to answer.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
What's yeah? Do you know?
Speaker 4 (45:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (45:02):
I know.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
I wonder what Peter likes about man?
Speaker 3 (45:04):
What do you people listening buckheads? What does your partner
like about you? That is a what a question?
Speaker 2 (45:11):
Okay, well you love him?
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (45:15):
What does Peter love about me?
Speaker 3 (45:17):
Oh? Yeah, I don't know. You have to ask him.
Speaker 4 (45:20):
Especially, and sometimes you think at the moment it would
be very hard. No, no, no, you know, you go
through those periods where you like, at the moment.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Just you in general, like I'm a nightmare today, yeah,
or just for the last five years? What you make,
the food you make always make him a lovely sound? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:39):
But really now this uber eights? Do you know what
I mean. I mean, I guess anything we do could
be outsourced, such, couldn't it?
Speaker 4 (45:49):
What?
Speaker 3 (45:49):
Maybe one of the good things I feel it's not
that common, is I want him to go out with
his friends and his crew as much as possible, and
to go nights, have big nights. Yeah, get on it
if you need to go and do your weekends and
your night. I know what. He loves to see you
at five o'clock tomorrow. That's one thing, isn't it. No?
(46:10):
You know what I know he loves about you.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Funny? Oh yeah, funny? Okay, yeah, don't you think I
don't know? Well, he must like funny, although he does
work for big farmer.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Notice howle no one in the room said, looks yet waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting.
Speaker 5 (46:31):
Still not.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
The buck Up podcast is hosted by me Kate lane
Brook and him Nathanvalvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French.
Audio and sound by the magnificent Yack Lawrence you might
call him Jack and Dom Evans.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
Oh we're lucky.
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