October 6, 2025 • 54 mins
- Fake name Tim
- Shout out to business owners
- RIP our furry friends
- Ridiculous requests from mum
- Text from mum
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Walk past you, they yell out.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
They bitch tits.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
The world you see is a place of paradox of
beauty and cruelty. It will cut you off of the knees,
then gift.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You a pair of easies.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And that, my friends, is why you always always need
a buck up.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
A baby baby, bye bye, boost gotten dad to day,
give us some care.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Parade stops a part that's a record time for gimme.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
It really has those nimble little fingers racing across the
keyboard like ten mice racing to word a piece of cheese.
Sash Sasha French, the greatest producer in the world.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Hey, Kate Lainbrooke, who might you be, kind Sir? When
I was eighteen or nineteen, I had a fake online
name called Tim when I went into the gay chat rooms.
Why Tim, I could spell it, but why I don't
know why myself Tim? Hello, Tim's listening, But not like
(01:37):
the hottest name were you now are?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
The artist that we know is Nate Valvoux, formerly known
as Tim, The Greatest producer in the Land. Previously known
formerly known as Nath Nate, Naith, then Tim.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Then Tim, then Nath. There might be some like Gaye
go and hang on two thousand?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Remember Tim?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I remember Tim?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And what would you say.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
A secretly? Are you yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Man?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Chat? Yeah? Man?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Trying yeah, probably trying to still pretend straight, have an
alter ego, go the round kids. Back in the day
heart music, we didn't have smartphones yet, so to like
no Tinder, no grinder.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah we know you're getting on chat rooms.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Did you ever go to our Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
No, I wantn't know. No, I didn't know what you're.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Ask I can't ask that. I was too scared to
look at you.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I'm scared anyway. Signing up? What's my name going to be?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I was like Tim, It is funny the names you
know when you're a kid, the names that you love.
So when I was little in New Guinea, right, I
was obsessed with the name Sheila. And I wrote shorts
(03:01):
when we had to write short stories, it was always
about a girl called Sheila.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It's a good name, isn't that? I don't I thought,
there's no no sheer. Okay, it's a good it's a
good pet name.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yes it is. It's a good light snake name or
a kelpie. Yeah, there's no shealers okay, and especially not
in Australia caause sheila means woman.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Well, I do feel sorry. I always feel sorry for
women called Bella because your name is the same as
every dog in the world.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Don't do not if you can, I give you one
bit of advice.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Please, life, Please do.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You get a finite sack of sympathy? Okay, do not
be reaching into that sack for sympathy for anyone called Bella.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
The Bela's of the world. Like Bella means beautiful, of
course it does. But there's fifteen dogs.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
The heroin in Twilight dogs.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
In your street right now called ballas.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, that's right. But a lot of people dog's names
now in tendency is to do you know, when I
was pregnant with one of our children, I was a
couple of names that I you know, you try all
these names, and I was I'd done Dancing with the
Stars with Simone Callahan. Previously Simone warn very beautiful woman,
(04:20):
very good at yoga. Yoga saved her.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Actually Warning Son pop up the other day, Jackson, He's
in our world is a podcast. Yes, he's got a
very good book. Looks like he's dad. Sounds like he's.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, yeah on lovely boy, always been a lovely boy. Anyway,
I told Simone one of my one of the names.
I was thinking, she goes no love. That's a dog's name, right,
So glad she said it. It was a dog's name.
But now there's a celebrity who's got who's named his
daughter that? Oh there's a couple and apple, No, I
(04:58):
can't say who it is. Of course it's Grant Dania.
He's got a daughter called Scout. There's a lot of
scouts around Scouts. And the other one that I liked
was what was It was a boaty sort of namek
Skippy no skipper, skipper, I can't even remember. It was
(05:18):
skipper that she goes no love, the boat name, And
ever since she said that to me, I'm like, that's
so true. There were just names that are.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Dogs name And if you're ever somewhere where the dog
and the person are both there, So Hickey's dog is Lloyd.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Oh, your Lloyd's name is Lord Langard's name is Lloyd.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
There was a time.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Where dog named after.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I think the dog Lloyd's very old.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Are okay, So yeah, thats been here for quite a while.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
And at the wedding, both Lloyd's were there and there
was just a couple of times you have to turn
your head because you're, like Lloyd not there, which one's
you're talking to about?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
What?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
So dog names are fine if you're not in the
room with the dog.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
But with the now, of course, there's been a fashion
for people to give their dogs human names.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
That this is John Lloyd the dog Cliff.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, and we've just really muddied the waters. Now I'm
just going to say it'll lead to best reality.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
And would marriage was going to do that?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
And you know what, nobody will really be to blame.
And it's multo confusion speaking of giving animals human names
and human names animals.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I wonder if there's any animals called Tim. There would
be so many some dog names called Tim on chat rooms.
Bron buckhead, Bron, I think I have an intergenerational buck.
She says. My five year old cracked it whilst they
were playing remote control cars and he, the kid, was
being unreasonable and tant for me her words, yes, and
(06:54):
she said, okay, if you kept going on putting my
own show on. And I felt happy because next minute
my child was in hysterics in a good way at
everything that we said. And the text from Mom's segment
hilarious text.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
You guys appeal to five year old You.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Guys bucked him. Thank you for solving our problems. I
had to change it. When discussing sex in the freezer came.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Up though, sex in the freezer?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
That was you and the the ugly, the ugly sprom
the rump.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes yes, but I think we
keep ourselves nice.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
He needs to learn we do.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
What a love it? Thank you Brown and our littlest
buckwheat scout.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Maybe his name is Skipper?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
What was the name? I liked? Sailor? Do you know
my mother was on sailor entry? Why twice?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
How she go?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Once? She won a silver punch bowl?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
So she's good with general knowledge?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, oh yeah, she's my mother. She knows everything, all right?
Where do you think I get it from?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
So she won a.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Silver punch bowl, which my brother has not bad. And
then the next time what did she win? The next
time she was on she said I was a little
bit older and I was just too slow. She but
she got the diamond sat memento, which I think she's
still got it looks a bit rusty. Actually, I can't
see the diamond in it.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
But go get him cleaned.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah, she was the host she was on, must have been.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
The og guy Glean Glenn Glen Glenridge Bridge.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Is glen Ridge still with us?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
But do you want to say.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
His daughter baby sat for us for a little while.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
What was her price?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
She was really lovely. She went on carnival cruise ships. Yeah,
that's she left to do that.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
My brother went on The price is right? Oh, you
came on down played a game. Don't think you won,
did you? I no, I can't remember what what?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
How did you get on the price is right?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
You know what I love? I think I've told you
this before Supermarket Sweep.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
We've spoken about this.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
It's eass bring it back.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Bring The best part of Supermarket Sweep was when they
told you an item and then you had to go
and find that item in record times.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yes, and also, you know what, every time you're in
a foreign stupermarket you have that experience. How interesting that
they don't have a common layout.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
It's a very good point.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Why is it?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
You don't know?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Do you think it's because different, like the differ different
things that they have, like a bigger Asian section maybe,
And I don't know. I loved it very much.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
The most fun I ever had on TV was a
short lived television show it got acted after one season
rip hosted by Rove McManus, called show Me the Movie
Don't Remember This? Yes, I was lucky enough to get
on an air right that was so much on physical games,
general knowledge, but all about movies, the thing I actually do.
(10:24):
I don't know if the viewers liked.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
It neither obviously they didn't or yeah, they got acted
And even as you said, I'm like, it sounds like
a lot of work. Sounds like a lot of work.
I did Helliat Darling Pete Hellyer's podcast See Nothing Yet. Yes, yes,
that's also about movie.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Same what was your movie?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Fight Club? And I think, but I really think. I
don't think our friendship's ever been the same, to be honest,
because I shared with him my contempts too strong a word.
But but I'm not in the brad pit appreciation society
as an actor. I actually think he's horrible. Yeah, I
(11:05):
think he's a terrible actor. Do you know what? But
Heleia was so shocked at the concept.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Bad actor in very good movies though.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, and very watchable, no doubt, but terrible actor. And
when I expressed that to Hellia, he was like he
was shook to his core. Broke national treasurable, I know.
And because he's a lover of people, where is you know?
I've got poison in me.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
We watched F one last week.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Oh, everyone loves it.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
We didn't finish, mad for it didn't finish. He didn't
like it.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Brad Pitt Man.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Like watching Ai, But it's not that Hollywood movie that
he made.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Once upon a time. And you know what, you would
have been terrible on showing me the movie. I'm happy
you didn't get to do an app anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Whatever. Enjoy him however you like, He's lovely to look at, delightful,
cho Pete or Brad Pitt now Brad peat Oh yeah,
I don't want to yuck anyone's yum. And he's a
lot of people's yum, a.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Lot of yum to Brad Pitt. Seven's a great movie.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Oh, Seven's great.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
That's his best queen.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
It's head in a box? Is that song?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
What?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Oh yeah, that's a good song. Yeah, that's great song. Yeah,
look at s she's really having to moment tell you
what we're really keeping her awake tonight? Hey, speaking of
stupor market, how's the great Rollo controversy? We've forgotten to
(12:46):
address the who, the what? The rollos? The mints that
he's in hollyand bring.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
So I thought he meant Rollo the chocolate.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Oh no, what aren't they called rollo roll.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Over a chocolate that's still available?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
It's called that I had to get her.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
What are they called?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah, they're polo terrible? Do you know I'm going.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Away on my own.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I know it's really stressful. You even talking about it
makes me like Sash when she's eating a strong piece
of blue cheese, just makes me sweet, just so nervous
about it.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I'm nervous for you. I'm carrying everyone solo trip of yours.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Everyone is. I've got now six people who have said
to me I should be offended by this, but I'm
actually not. I'm just grateful that they've said they're going
to have their phones on day and night, which, to
be honest, people have their phones on day and night.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
I'm looking at you quite a lot in this pod
tonight because I have a feeling it might be the
last time.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yes, I feel that too. I feel that too.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
There is going to be a true crime documentary about
you soon, sooner rather than later. Where did she go?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I've just disappeared, the missing Pulia, the heel of the boot.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
That is, usually you went missing in your own bag,
fossicking in some international airport. You know what really makes
me the most nervous about your trip? What is that
you have to get off a plane and then get
on a plane at a connecting airport.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah, three times.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
That makes me so uncomforted. Three times because I've seen you,
I just tell you what to do. I've seen you
try to get on one flight domestic.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yes, yes, none of this inspires confidence. And you know,
I'm a very capable person in some ways. What if
I good at I can run a household, a big household,
nice lighting and good water. Always have water, I always
have water. These are handy travelers, yere Awian always have
(14:54):
water bag. You know, Burke and Wills would have loved it.
Speaking of they would have loved me.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
The other day, I wonder if cafe owners, if you're listening, Senes,
are you offended when girls I'm saying girls, because it's
only girls walk into cafes with bottles of water. What
are you doing? Why are you taking your dragon mind?
They run a walk, but going into the cafe to
sit and catch up with friends and have a little meal.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
And they've got walked there.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
The table's got three gigantic fashionable water bottles.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Don't mind that because you don't buy water in a cafe.
If they walked in with a coffee from home, that
would be a fency.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Can I just in your own food?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Can I say this? Yes, shout out to our lovely Buckwitz.
One of the things I'm most proud of about our Buckwhitz.
And I say this based on no knowledge whatsoever, but
that they are very they build businesses. I think we've
got a lot of business seat like a Buckwishery.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
You know when we found that out when anytime we
speak about the regions or fish and chip shops or
sanger shops.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Or markets, so it is based on hunt. No, we
do hear from people anyway. I marvel that any cafes
can make money, and you know online people like to go.
I wanted the big breakfast costs. That's bloody ridiculous. I
look at that plate and I go, what two eggs
(16:18):
toast snags their? Yeah, sausages, bacon, beans, that's not ridiculous.
Some avocado, that's actually not ridiculous. I don't actually see
how they're making money on it. What are they doing.
They've got to pay wages and lights and all the
things involved with a business. They're too tired to listen.
(16:40):
This is not that podcast, But just to shout out,
if you're running a business and you're feeding the world,
uh huh, good on you. Also, Rollo mints are widely polo,
widely available in this country. Your mother demanded, okay, rudgehole.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Sorry for Hughsy to get them husy.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
No, she didn't even know. I thoughtfully went, oh, hugh'sy
and Holly are in the UK. She'd like some pollen.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I'll ask my good friends that to do this favor
for me on behalf of my mother. There we go,
they happily and beautifully did.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Since then, many buckheads damned us that they're at woollis.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
They're everywhere, everywhere, actually every hello pabe. But because you know,
my mother's specialty is asking favors that are so difficult
to execute.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Here we go. I'm sitting down And I told you
when I.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Went to America a few years ago with a girlfriend
and I said to her, do you want something from America?
I told you this, didn't I thinking she'd go, you know,
I want some fig Newton's or a butterfinger bar or whatever.
And I said to her, would you like something? And
she said, yes, I would. I'd like a pair of
of wrist length black sweed gloves with a scullo jedge.
(18:05):
I can't get them anywhere. It turns out you couldn't
get them in America either, right, So whatever you're doing,
mum has this incredible ability to She must start thinking
straight away. It must keep her up at night. What
can I ask for? So I went out to say goodbye,
say hello and goodbye to her the other day and
(18:27):
she's like, when do you leave. I'm like, I leave
on Tuesday. Blah blah blah. She's like, can you She
mails calendars to people every year, nude, no like homemade,
no of Australian scenes. I think she buys them when
they're on sale at the newsagent. She mails them to
friends in Holland and blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
It's a nice little prayers and she mails it.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Turns out she was about to send one to friends
of ours in Italy Monica and.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Month of the current year, do you send a calendar
for the following year?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Well, it depands how slow than the male. But it's
very handy to have one and know that that's one
thing you can cross off.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
You to do.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
A calendar to use on my desk as a as
a hard diary. In fact, I've got I've got I've got.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Hickey's calendarsy, beautiful and off her mortgage. She sells copies
of that.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
It's beautiful anyway. Yeah, very handy. So instead of having it,
I mean, I don't use it, and that's buried under
some But for a couple of months I was really
too off the boxes, like a prisoner in prison.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Physically writing little things great and also then my husband
like what for example, things that.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
I had a point, like a no filter interview. I
had the project, Oh that was a sad day last No,
I've got cocky and gone a month ahead and put
all that silly.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
He wasn't silly. It was this season two movie. It
wasn't to be how funny.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I had never done that and then I'm like, I'm
going to organize my next month, and i'd put the
p the project, the project, the project. Then I had
to cross the mills.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
This is the opposite of what I'm told vision boards.
Do you're one? Didn't you?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Yeah? That's right? Anyway, so bad did from the bird? Anyway,
what was I saying?
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Your mum?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Oh, yeah, why are the calendars?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Sending them to her friend?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I send the Yeah, okay. So she said could I
give you one to give to Monica and Ricardo. I went, yeah,
we're going to see them in Bologna. I'll just chuck
it in the suitcase. So I said to mom, sure,
I'll take that calendar. And then she goes, and could
you take these others? She's got like five calendars in envelopes,
And I said, where are you mailing those? She goes,
(20:37):
I want you to mail them for me in Italy.
I went where too, and she said Harland and other places.
And I see it is closer, I said, hang on,
I think there's a whole chapter in my book chow
Bella about trying to do something at an Italian post office,
(20:58):
where literally it takes all day, all day. I mean,
it's kind of entertaining. You get to watch dogs fighting,
but you would never on a finite holiday in which
time is pressuous to write the book spend a day
mailing calendars for it. And then she said, well, if
(21:19):
I mail them here, they cost fifteen dollars each cheap.
I went, it's not going to cost less in Italy,
and so I just went, sorry, Mum, I can't do that.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Oh my god, the boundaries.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
When I just can't, I said, I won't have time
to spend proud of you for this as a.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Nightmare mel Robins.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
But she would have I should have let them.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
No, Oh, hang on there, I let me. That's the
other Your mom needs to let you say yes.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
And I need to let me. I was so thrilled.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
I don't want to let you. Let you.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Thank you anyway, I just went, when would she have
cooked that up? Obviously I was coming. She got all
the calendars together, put them in a I mean, she's
an old person.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
All they have.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
All they do is go to the bank and go
to the post office and sit in the shopping center
with Gloria Jean's coffee. All of these things are.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Beautiful and they get from macas.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Okay, mum does make secret McDonald's visits.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Mate, I've ever seen oj it's the elderly really good.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I love McDonald's. Why a very good for custodial visits
for kids. They all happen at McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Why does seeing an elderly person smash a maca's meal
bring me so much to it?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Because it's like, what is it? It's normal?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
It doesn't It's like it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Happenat divide in our country in particular between old people
and people that are not old, well, not necessarily young,
but do you know what I mean, it's just like
suddenly when they're antiquities they put away. Oh, the COVID
will get them, put them, do you know what I mean? Yeah,
(23:07):
like just just do you know what I mean? Pays
them when they want. Can he come in the middle
of terrible things happened to old people in this country
who were once young people and now and built this country.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Give them a happy meal?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah, give them a happy I love it, everyone know
j I love it. And also you know what I
love about it that there's a part of them that's
like I'm just going to enjoy one of these pleasures,
you know, they're not all. Brian Johnson in What's He
up to?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Oh, the guy that's the vampire, the vampire who knows
I think didn't he a few weeks ago, says he
wants out like he's had enough. No, I'm sure he
said he's had enough of his business or something. He
was banging on his body his snake oil. Well, he
now sells all the and the olive oil. He has
got his own.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
He's got his own olive oil. Anyway. Okay, So in life,
as we discuss on the buck Up, bad things happen.
It's inevitable they do, and that's why we need the
buck up. So it's not as though on this show
we only ever took la la La La, La la La.
(24:19):
Just see as though everything's perfect and everything's fantastic. You
know that if you in one of my mother's wisdoms,
if you live long enough, bad things are going to
happen to you. It's true. And a terrible thing happened
to my girlfriend Carla on Friday. Carla, and she's a
neon light artist, and she is light. She's a beautiful
(24:41):
fun per.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Tell the buckheads because it is so interesting how Carla
made her break with what she makes. It's a very
cool story. Yeah, very quickly.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
So she lived in the States for a long time
and she would go to this festival called Burning Man
in the desert. It's a bart there's no currency, No,
there's no currency. It's a exchange of things. So you
might ride around on a bike with a big thing
of cordial on the back and give her on free
drinks and people might, you know whatever, they just exchange. So,
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because she's a neon artist, Carla had made this giant
neon angel wings her design. This is probably what ten
years ago. This is before we saw them every yeah,
correct hers, Yeah, that's her design, unbeknownst to her because
there's no phone coverage then. There was none then at all.
Now I think maybe there's a little bit Katie Perry
in the middle of this dusty, vast expanse of Burning
(25:38):
Man had taken a photo of herself with the wings posts,
so you could stand in the middle and you had
these giant angel wings coming out. And so Carla got
back to La after her week or ten days in
the desert and her phone started blowing up, and it
was because Katie Perry had posted the wings on Instagram.
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And that's really what kicked off her crazy kne on business.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Anyway, every restaurant and cafees has copied those wins. They're
on the walls of so many toilet as well.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
It's her design anyway, So that's her beautiful gift to
the world. So her company is called Volter International Vault
as in Electric Vault and named after her cat Vault.
I didn't know that Volter came to her as Walter.
She stole Walter from her neighbors and Walter just started
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turning up at her house.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
So then she met.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Walter's proper I'm going to say owners, even though they weren't.
They had Walter's brother who was very happy at home.
They like, Walter's never been happy at home. Walter doesn't
like us. Walter prefers you.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
I've heard customer.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yes, bizarre. So about four or five years ago they
made it official and adored Volter moved in with Carla
like and he was her and he was also Boomese,
so they're like cat dogs. Like. He'd go for a
walk with her around the block. Yeah, he was always
(27:10):
He's a hunter. He'd always heat and she was his woman,
so he'd bring her things and leave them in what
she called the killing the mouse, which we would call
a bathroom. Yeah, a rat apostle in the mood for
a bird. Yeah, here you go, he go. You're my lady,
You're my lady. Don't you forget it Shakespeare. Now I'm
going to eat these cat biscuits off the floor, and
(27:32):
you're going to look at my dot. Right, that's how
cat's wrong. Very beautiful, handsome alpha cat strutting around. On Friday,
she got a phone call, the worst phone call if
you love a furry creature.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
We dread the call.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Dread the call that he had been hit by a
car and he'd been found in the park. And Carla was,
of course just so indeed right, and that she said
the guy who called was obviously the counsel cleaner for
the part they know to call her. He had a
tag on and in fact he had a really beautiful
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tag that said not lost out walking. So this lovely
Scottish guy called Carla and he said I've got some
bad news for you, and we found your cat, and
of course she was devastated, and she said he was
trying to be so kind and lovely, and then he said,
do you want to come down and get him, and
Carla said, no, no, I can't. I don't need to
seem like that. I can't and you have to No, no,
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She was kind of waiting for that. He said no,
but he'd been so kind and gentle with her because
he could tell she was devastated. And they went, all right,
so you're happy for us to destroy it? Oh no,
good Scottish man. It's grief you're doing. It's doing so well.
And then he said it again, So where you're happy
for us to destroy it? She was just like, do
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whatever you need to do. Anyway. Later on she got
another phone call from the council, which she said was amazing.
She was kind of, you know, with the council, you're
always waiting for them to stick it to you and
we'll send you a bill, or we found out that
he wasn't registered or is something. They're always waiting, the council.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
They just don't want to play for this death.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Five thousand cuts. Yeah it wasn't. They said, you've got
options for what you would like to do, whatever you
want to do, right, but how's this? This is so beautiful.
Whoever had taken his had lifted him off the road.
They'd put him on the nature strip, on the median strip,
and someone had put a bunch of flowers next to you,
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and just yeah, of course, had some vaulta flowers next
to you.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
What was the call about the second that was about
how they were going to destroy it?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Like what methods she would like to choose? I can't
remember she chose. She was just like, you do it.
You don't need to see someone if you need if
you've loved someone, you don't have to see that.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Some people do the open casket anyway, the viewing. Yes,
have you ever done one?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yes? I did one with my friend's mum, and it
was really disturbing because they don't look at all like
they did in life. And she had false teeth okay,
which I had not realized while she was alive, but
when she was in the casket, they really hadn't secy
(30:28):
And I know that you shouldn't be distracted by so
fair enough, but it's just the physical form. I was
quite surprised, And I was also surprised by how much
makeup they put on. There's too much makee going on anyway,
that's what happens. Carla was so sad and last night.
We had a night out together.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Because what you got to do.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Yeah, shed a night out, a night out, but absolutely
heartbroken by the loss of her beloved.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
She's going to make a little wings for old mate.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
I don't think so. She had to get rid of
everything from the house straight away. And it reminded me
of when so Wolter was the world's most amazing cat
and Sash also had a cat. How would you describe
puss Puss? Sash not a great personality, No, not a
great I was going to say, no, No, thirteen years
are terrible.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
You had the cat hat thirteen years.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
He was a terrible cat. He was name orner at
Puss Puss never even got a proper name.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Do no wonder why. He just had identity issues.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
He know, he was mean, he was not, he was not.
He was a lot to the family, didn't add a
lot of our cat. He was a burden. But Sash
like she's with us, She's good with a burden.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
She's shoulders that in the corner, got a little kitty litter.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
So one day Sash had been away at work and
so you know, you were laughing at my incompetence before
in both of you richly enjoying the thought of me
being murdered in Poorli the.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Murdered, going to go missing two different things.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Okay, murdered by my suitcase. So this is where Katie
comes into her own Sash should just come back from interstate.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Yes, Husey was dropping me home from the airport.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
That's right. I was that when he accused you of
taking his suitcase, but he'd really taken your suit.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
A whole nother pod.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
No, that was I've been to my son and Corbyn said,
I think the cat's dead in the backyard. Oh right,
Hughesy showed no sympathy.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Well, hu'sy Did he just drop you off and leave
ing with a dead cat?
Speaker 3 (32:33):
So I rang you?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
She rang me. I said, I'll be straight over.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Don't go inside.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I said, don't go inside. He was actually outside. It
was down the side, wasn't he. Yeah, he's in the
back of the house. I said, don't go out there.
You don't need to see it. I'm coming over. And then,
much like the counsel, I'm like, what would you like
to happen here? And Sasha was crying. She was very upset.
Maybe they were tears of relief as well. You never
(32:59):
know when someone's past ya.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Even puss Pust deserves a.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Bit of group on the carpet, cleaned up the carpet.
I was like a trauma cleaner. Yeah. I came in
famous book and I said to Sanche, if you've got
an old pillow case or had I brought one. I
bought a pillow case, an old pillows and I took
puss Puss away and cleaned up, took everything, his kiddy thing,
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his post, everything away. I'm like, you don't need to
think about this.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
You're a good friend.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Gone months later, I asked, well, yeah, I said, you
want to need to know, You don't know, You don't
need to know.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
What do you know yet? Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Did I tell you I want to know?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
No, you don't need to know?
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Is that nice?
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Well, it's practical, it's practical. Nothing if not practical, really,
And also, you know, I have very few options.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
I used to it. I used to have an old joke.
I might bring it back in my live show about
the older you go up in generation, the meaner they
were to their pets.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Oh yeah, that's so true.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
And if you speak to like a ninety year old ship,
they say about their pets when they were young, but.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Also that animals had a different role then I think.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
But I need to know. Everyone needs to know now everyone.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
It's like you know now, like no one's been by
a dog. My kids have never been bitten by a dog.
I was bitten by a dog walking home from the
train station. Every dogs used to be out and about
like along with the white Pooh.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
You know what kids don't get as well as no
from dogs, splinters in your finger from the Why don't
you get splinters? I don't know, but every time I
hang all when they're little, they do.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
When they little, they do because they're playing with things, yeah,
trying to see what we'll get them. I'll tell you
how to get out of splinter. I know because one
of my kids had a splinter. You put a piece
of bacon fat over it.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Okay that sounds made.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Up, and a band aid overnight and it draws out
the splinter.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
The dumbest we've ever had on the buck. I promise
you just have the bacon.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
You can have that as well.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Cool memory Lynn holding all moms sitting on the lap,
holding the hand with a pin, getting the splinter out
from your finger. Ye screaming and shaking. Yeah, yeah, it
doesn't happen anymore.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Kids all get splinters, and you know where they get
it from decking, all from decking if you're people like
us and you're not, you know those motivated people traders
who will like replace.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
The decking every seven years. A couple of years ago, Yeah,
there's still is. You get some decking out, mate, looking
at two years on that one, I think some.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
And you know what else? People also put their decking
in upside down apparently, you know those little ridges that's
not for the top to make it slipproof, it's for
underneath get stuck and slid on out. Anyway, when it weathers,
the kids get splinters from that.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Anyone could Well, here's something that happened as a kid,
and he's still happening today. It happened to me this
week walking the dog. And you know we have a
thing that should be embarrassing, that aren't I've got one
for you. Well, I've got one that is embarrassing, and
it should be embarrassing because it's humiliating. And if anyone
saw this happen to me the dog, I would die
of embarrassment. Swooped by a magpie when I tell.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
You no, because spring is magpie.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
See, I don't know. The noise I made I've never heard.
I've never heard me register was it. It wasn't even
like an up thing.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
It was like a right thing, squatting it yourself.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Somehow I ended up with the dog leash wrapped around
one of my legs.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
That possible because you would turning spin and you know
you're a good move.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
I'm a good movie when I need to be.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Yeah, a magpie from behind empty primary school, from behind,
from the side, from the from the going for the temple,
and it's the softest straight to your brain through there.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
The people that have been swooped, my fellow survivors or no,
you hear it before you feel it, the flutter, flatter
the flutter.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Does it make a sound.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
It's like when people when they say a tornado comes
the air changes first right, It's like that.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
But does it is it making sound when it's coming
at you? Or you just hear flat?
Speaker 3 (37:36):
It's just flat close.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
It doesn't do that like a helicopter of more sonic
do that that?
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Then it hit? But action I just carried on for
a bit, then just kept and did it come back
didn't come back. They're still there. There's like four of
them there. I know the trees. Now it's at the
primary school. I don't know what happens with the kids
during the day the way they in school recess? Do
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they get swooped?
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Don't they have to put hats, eyes on the back
of their hair.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Well, then I came to this conclusion, Kate, I would
rather be swooped again than take any measure of any
precaution to not be swooped. Or I'm going to walk
down with a fork glued to my cat.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah, like I'm going to go.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
You always see some guy with his on his bike
and he's got those antennas those around looks like the.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
I've ever seen, true idiot, It's true get swooped.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, but it depends how often it's happening.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
It's always bike rider at somebody. It's always bike. They've
got eyes scared, Yeah, they've got like another.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Bird, yeah, yeah, they've got Now.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
I would prefer to be swooped than put anything on
my head, So I'm taking the risk reals and then,
which is why I do love the magpie. If you
are nice to them, they never forget and they do
not spit if you know them.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
From people say, well, who knows a magpie from when
they young?
Speaker 3 (39:15):
People feed them in the backyard on they're degging.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
That's crazy where they're getting splintered splinters, And do you
know a magpie from when it's young. I don't know
a magpie from when it's young. I don't know them
as big annoying things that chase away the crimson roseales.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Well then I dive deep dived magpies and birds that
night in bed, and I think it was crows. This
has made me like them a lot more, Yes, crows.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Have we got crows or ravens?
Speaker 3 (39:40):
And I'm not sure, but I think I read the
crows go and tell their family and friends if they
don't like you, and then they don't like you. They
communicate and they all crows are gay.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they are never cross a queen, never
cross a crow. Yes, I love it.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
They talk about you.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
All right, I've got something I know.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
But do you know what makes me feel very uncomfortable?
Birds that eat meat, like those cooker butters that come
down into the patio.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
And I respect them. I don't like that I respect.
That's two things. The lead a snake.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
I don't like this.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Yeah, you want them to eat a snaw.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
It makes me feel very uncomfortable because bird is eating meat.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Imagine if you will, when I'm lost in Pulia. Oh yeah,
as you have predicted for me.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
The heel of the boot that is usually.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
And I'm parched somewhere.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
In some desert Italian desert, of.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Course, surrounded by the dying olive trees of Pulia, and
I can't go any further. I have no water because
you mocked me for carrying water, so I haven't brought
any with me, So I'm just are you caddying me?
No one can help me.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
No one can hear your bracelets, No.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
One can hear me jangling, no one. I haven't brought
pillows with me, so I can't even lie comfortably in
the dirt. And overhead you see what birds are circling. Well,
I'm going to say a buzzard or a vulture. Vulture
because they know imagined the wait for terrible that would
be see it overhead that it knows before I do
(41:23):
it me and even before you do, before your before
your conger line of crows has grapevine the news back
to you. Yeah, that I'm melvin. I look at her
good riddance, and there they are circling. That's really full on?
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Is they do?
Speaker 4 (41:44):
Yes, they possess certain special They can remember faces.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Crows can packet bitches.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Really, I respect them all the blackbirds now, I respect them.
All Right, I've got something. What is it that isn't
is embarrassing, but she shouldn't be.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Oh, yes, it needs a jingle.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Yes, make that also because I can't remember how it
nas without it.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
We need jingle. Okay, do you know how good jingles
are that? The other day we were talking about we
need to get some blind blinds and you just want
curtains and blindes one three, double one or not double nine?
Speaker 2 (42:21):
That's not Yeah, that is amazing. Very few jingles now,
but maybe because we don't see Free to Wear TV. Anyway.
This is embarrassing when you're in a in a at
a concert and the performers start a clap along. Oh no,
I'm always really embarrassed. I've tried to give them out
(42:42):
for me because then I'm clapping. There there's a point
at which the momentum, first of all the whole arenas clapping.
Then it sort of gets a bit more sporadic. Then
you realize the reason you're not on stage is you
don't have the energy even to sustain a clap for
thirty seconds. They're on stage for two and a half hour.
Commitment terrible, And then it becomes sort of whatever. Then
(43:04):
you're still clapping, You're out of time. It's mortifying.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
It's when you stop more, just the whole thing, even
doing it. Participation, participation, point the microphone to me to
finish the lyric. You do it, Champot, it was four
hundred and eighty.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
What do you do in your comedy shows?
Speaker 3 (43:24):
I don't put the microphone out and get you to
finish the pod.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
People questions very rarely, Kate you share, that's sure. I
do love that.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
I don't love crowd world. I don't know what I
want people when they come to my show to relax,
sit in the darkness and no, I'm not going to
talk to you.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
No, that's right. It's a safe span.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
The word has spread about my shows and other comics.
Don't talk to people because you want to go to
that show.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
And also sometimes I'm in a comedian show and I'm like,
write a joke, write a joke, don't rely on me.
To do that. I can talk to people. I have
interesting chit chat. If I want to talked to a stranger,
I wouldn't have got off the tram. Wasn't in a tram,
wasn't in it if I'd get on a tram.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
I remember we went to the Share concert. Oh, and
I was so embarrassed because where was it Ago. I
was so embarrassed because she's seventy five or whatever.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
She is still sitting on a can. And I really
did sit.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
On a standing the whole time and an hour and
a half, and I turned to Cod and said, sit down.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
We were standing up with her the whole we all were.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
I wanted to sit, but I thought, if she's not sitting,
I can't sit.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
No, No, that's that was like when I saw Dolly.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
Part So I had to stand up the whole time.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
I saw Dolly Partner the same I reckon. She played
for two hours. She was fiddling, she was plunking, she
was blinking, she was unbelievable in high heels. And guess what,
the whole concert did not have a seat of water.
That's how you know. Old people don't drink water. Old
people don't drink water. I don't know why you're all desiccated.
(45:09):
You we need she stays on stage for so long.
She was incredible. What are you mouthing at me about her?
Speaker 3 (45:16):
I heard that she lip syncd a lot. Sorry, there
you go. That's why she's got the energy. He's not
doing much.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
What what are you talking?
Speaker 3 (45:26):
My friends went to Dolly Parton and so that she
lip syncd a lot.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Well, it's so what, Well, that's where she's got the energy.
But why do you yuck my young.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
Yuck in the arm. I was trying to make you
feel better.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
No, she was incredible. I think she's older than sure
she or she? I never know, I never know share
I'd say shirt, I think, hey, sa, she's googling ages.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Dolly seventy nine, how more than we're.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Having a crack at Dolly Parton for lips.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
Sure seventy nine as well.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
I've been in a movie together.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
You should know.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Show me the movie.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
I'm actuff for season one. I want to say, no.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Okay, just say whatever. I know no one's checking that.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
Excuse me, producer, I.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Do miss sharing a movie. Also, now she's got a boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (46:19):
Got chig an apt she's a good actress, that one
you want to know? Ask her right for moonlight.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Something I don't know. I don't have lost the interest.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
Okay, I love it. Oh, I had a pig moment.
Wanted to share piggy moment. Do you ever have a
moment where you open something and then you accidentally eat? Yes,
and it's like higher.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Yees, like you've been in a blackout and you look
up like eighteen minutes later.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
When I tell you that I smashed this, You're never
gonna guess.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Would not? Is it a snack a tree to borrow me?
Speaker 3 (46:54):
It's a box of Biggie's a box savory bigkie.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Oh, savory biggie very Biggie's box, not a veggie might shape.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Did you pick?
Speaker 2 (47:05):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (47:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Did you?
Speaker 3 (47:08):
Did you pick?
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Very good buckheads? Let me tell you something, not a
sponsor stunning, the veggie might shape. It's good.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
Is the single best savory biggie I have had in
many a year.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
Better than a country cheese. A country cheese stunning? Do
you know a country cheese? A large rectangular in a box.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
I've told you that I love my grain waves.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
Yeah, you love a grain wave. Sash's not on board
the grain wave.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
The shapes. Veggie might is a game. I don't know
why I went so long without.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Because you know why, it was a new flavor, and
there's so few good new flavors.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
How did you pick?
Speaker 2 (47:48):
I don't know. That's amazing, But because they're really very
surprisingly good, you've gotten on them. I don't eat those,
but my kids love them and Peter loves them. They
are man on barbecue shapes, which I think is like
barbecue shapes not on board the I love a chicken crimpy.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
The chicken crimpy is far superior to the barbecue shape.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Yeah, okay, you see most men, the.
Speaker 3 (48:13):
Man the world barbecue in a barbie shape.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
When you go to the beach, have to do is
put in your beach bag a few beers a spoon.
My husband prides himself on being able to knock the
top of a beer with this spoon. Okay, and my
hope is one day he'll do it with his eye socket.
But we're not at that point yet. Get the glass eye,
but he can open up with anything. There of a rock,
very good, I love it. And a box of BBE
(48:41):
and a box of barbecue shap Not.
Speaker 3 (48:43):
Only did I completely annihilate the box in record time.
If there was footage of that and the magpie swoop,
I don't know which one would be more human, you know,
taken off the internet.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Were you dipping it inside my mouth? Drying and dry
looking at food like that was sacking and was going
to sack a hardcore fairback and just when.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
Other things I haven't finished. Then the fingertip, So not
only in.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
The corners the crevices. Really you gave that that high finger.
That's sack a good finger in there.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
Every you finger so much you start fingering just your
old finger, like there's no new flavor in there. There's
no new flavor left. You're just getting flavor out from
your putting it back in. Then you get to the
bin and you realize there's a couple of little something.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Something at the box bit and that well done? Who
makes them on its Yeah, they've done well with those.
It's one of those flavors that you like. Anytime you
see you know, they're always trying to do a new
chip flavor. They're always terrible. Like you can jam your
gravy flavor whatever, there's always some weird flavor. It's just not.
Speaker 3 (50:03):
Stop trying to put sauce into chips.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
Yeah to your tomato saucest blasted flavored chip.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
I'll report back.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Yeah, okay. I think it comes as no surprise that
you're not representative of the majority of the population, so
you know, you can have your minority, can be waving
your flags with your mustard.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
Really iconic radio moment with Hamish and Andy or those
years ago. What was that chip flavor they invented where
people like camp camped out.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
Was that maybe something in gravy? I remember we all
had to try it, took over the It's gone now
camping out in the street to try it. It's gone
now chips. But it was great. You must have been
chips and gravy.
Speaker 3 (50:53):
Oh, so many things, so many things that we didn't
get to from.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Have you got one, You've got one, I've got one.
But do you have one?
Speaker 3 (51:04):
No, okay, don't you have one?
Speaker 2 (51:06):
Yeah, I've got one.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
It's Sash. Just before we press record, yeah, comes over
and drops the paper in front of one of us,
and it is the text from Mum. Kate's reading it
as we speak.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
I am because it's from Naomi. Hello Naomi, and it's
a text from Mum. She's described it as a wild ride.
She has no idea.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
I'm getting comfy. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
Who any of the people that her mother's referring to
in the text are, She said, who is Karen? Who
is Julie? And why she's staying? Oh?
Speaker 3 (51:41):
I love it already, Ready, here we go.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
Great Ballei picks. Such a handsome boy. So happy you
had a fab time in Ballei. Julie had taken over
my room and the rest of the house exclamation marks.
Bear in mind, who is Julie? Never been like this before?
But Karen? Who is Karen?
Speaker 3 (52:00):
No one knows?
Speaker 2 (52:01):
Is bringing her food? And she won't eat mine, leaves
unwashed dishes in sink and dirty clothes on floor and
going deaf. TV Loud has not even asked if I
want to watch anything TV Loud and TV Ladder three
(52:22):
plus signs after it. Sure you are getting it, Promise
I won't win anymore. Think she leaves Thursday. Have fun
back at work, mom.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
It's a text from What a recap Girl's weekend away?
Speaker 2 (52:36):
What was it? Who is Karen? Who is Julie? Why
she staying? TV Loud?
Speaker 3 (52:44):
Why she's staying?
Speaker 2 (52:45):
Who is Karen? Julie staying?
Speaker 3 (52:52):
It's just perfect and to Naomi's mother here, I'm sorry
if you're going away for a weekend or a night.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
And so I think we've come to her.
Speaker 3 (53:00):
Someone's got someone else staying over now.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
I think they've come to.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
Her, brought someone to her house.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
And she said Julie had taken over my room and
rest of house. They've come to her house. But who
is Julie?
Speaker 3 (53:12):
Why she Why hasn't she asked her what she wants
to watch?
Speaker 2 (53:18):
She has and want to eat her food, which, by
the way, you shouldn't be unhappy about that.
Speaker 3 (53:24):
But I always I love She's taken over the room
and the rest of the house, the rest of the house.
Speaker 2 (53:30):
It's just love it, love love, love.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
Who's coming?
Speaker 2 (53:36):
But guess what what?
Speaker 3 (53:38):
I'm bucked in a time of bloody bucked.
Speaker 2 (53:42):
Sadness, highs and lows, peaks and troughs.
Speaker 3 (53:45):
And to everyone that has lost a pet, we say rip.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
We say rip over the rainbow bridge they go, and
they'll be waiting for us.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
That's really sweet to know about pets. You only know
them for part of your life, they know you for
all of theirs.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
Oh that's gonna make me cry.
Speaker 3 (54:05):
That's a nice one, isn't it. Cody sometimes catches me
pre morning the death of Darby, even though she's going
to be with us for many more, Yes, she will be.
And sometimes he stares at me and he knows what
I'm doing because I'm just holding her on the gazing off. Yes,
I'm actually thinking of Vegemar shapes.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
Yeah, of course you are. Just make sure you put
your finger in the right place. The buck Up podcast
is hosted by me, Kate Lanebrook and him Nathan Valvo.
(54:41):
It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French. Audio and sound
by the magnificent Yack Lawrence you might call him Jack
and Dom Evans. Oh we're lucky.
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Walk past you, they yell out.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
They bitch tits.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
The world you see is a place of paradox of
beauty and cruelty. It will cut you off of the knees,
then gift.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You a pair of easies.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And that, my friends, is why you always always need
a buck up.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
A baby baby, bye bye, boost gotten dad to day,
give us some care.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Parade stops a part that's a record time for gimme.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
It really has those nimble little fingers racing across the
keyboard like ten mice racing to word a piece of cheese.
Sash Sasha French, the greatest producer in the world.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Hey, Kate Lainbrooke, who might you be, kind Sir? When
I was eighteen or nineteen, I had a fake online
name called Tim when I went into the gay chat rooms.
Why Tim, I could spell it, but why I don't
know why myself Tim? Hello, Tim's listening, But not like
(01:37):
the hottest name were you now are?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
The artist that we know is Nate Valvoux, formerly known
as Tim, The Greatest producer in the Land. Previously known
formerly known as Nath Nate, Naith, then Tim.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Then Tim, then Nath. There might be some like Gaye
go and hang on two thousand?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Remember Tim?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I remember Tim?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
And what would you say.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
A secretly? Are you yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Man?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Chat? Yeah? Man?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Trying yeah, probably trying to still pretend straight, have an
alter ego, go the round kids. Back in the day
heart music, we didn't have smartphones yet, so to like
no Tinder, no grinder.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah we know you're getting on chat rooms.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Did you ever go to our Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
No, I wantn't know. No, I didn't know what you're.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Ask I can't ask that. I was too scared to
look at you.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
I'm scared anyway. Signing up? What's my name going to be?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I was like Tim, It is funny the names you
know when you're a kid, the names that you love.
So when I was little in New Guinea, right, I
was obsessed with the name Sheila. And I wrote shorts
(03:01):
when we had to write short stories, it was always
about a girl called Sheila.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It's a good name, isn't that? I don't I thought,
there's no no sheer. Okay, it's a good it's a
good pet name.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yes it is. It's a good light snake name or
a kelpie. Yeah, there's no shealers okay, and especially not
in Australia caause sheila means woman.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Well, I do feel sorry. I always feel sorry for
women called Bella because your name is the same as
every dog in the world.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Don't do not if you can, I give you one
bit of advice.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Please, life, Please do.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
You get a finite sack of sympathy? Okay, do not
be reaching into that sack for sympathy for anyone called Bella.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
The Bela's of the world. Like Bella means beautiful, of
course it does. But there's fifteen dogs.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
The heroin in Twilight dogs.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
In your street right now called ballas.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, that's right. But a lot of people dog's names
now in tendency is to do you know, when I
was pregnant with one of our children, I was a
couple of names that I you know, you try all
these names, and I was I'd done Dancing with the
Stars with Simone Callahan. Previously Simone warn very beautiful woman,
(04:20):
very good at yoga. Yoga saved her.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Actually Warning Son pop up the other day, Jackson, He's
in our world is a podcast. Yes, he's got a
very good book. Looks like he's dad. Sounds like he's.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, yeah on lovely boy, always been a lovely boy. Anyway,
I told Simone one of my one of the names.
I was thinking, she goes no love. That's a dog's name, right,
So glad she said it. It was a dog's name.
But now there's a celebrity who's got who's named his
daughter that? Oh there's a couple and apple, No, I
(04:58):
can't say who it is. Of course it's Grant Dania.
He's got a daughter called Scout. There's a lot of
scouts around Scouts. And the other one that I liked
was what was It was a boaty sort of namek
Skippy no skipper, skipper, I can't even remember. It was
(05:18):
skipper that she goes no love, the boat name, And
ever since she said that to me, I'm like, that's
so true. There were just names that are.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Dogs name And if you're ever somewhere where the dog
and the person are both there, So Hickey's dog is Lloyd.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Oh, your Lloyd's name is Lord Langard's name is Lloyd.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
There was a time.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Where dog named after.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I think the dog Lloyd's very old.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Are okay, So yeah, thats been here for quite a while.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
And at the wedding, both Lloyd's were there and there
was just a couple of times you have to turn
your head because you're, like Lloyd not there, which one's
you're talking to about?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
What?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
So dog names are fine if you're not in the
room with the dog.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
But with the now, of course, there's been a fashion
for people to give their dogs human names.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
That this is John Lloyd the dog Cliff.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, and we've just really muddied the waters. Now I'm
just going to say it'll lead to best reality.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
And would marriage was going to do that?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
And you know what, nobody will really be to blame.
And it's multo confusion speaking of giving animals human names
and human names animals.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I wonder if there's any animals called Tim. There would
be so many some dog names called Tim on chat rooms.
Bron buckhead, Bron, I think I have an intergenerational buck.
She says. My five year old cracked it whilst they
were playing remote control cars and he, the kid, was
being unreasonable and tant for me her words, yes, and
(06:54):
she said, okay, if you kept going on putting my
own show on. And I felt happy because next minute
my child was in hysterics in a good way at
everything that we said. And the text from Mom's segment
hilarious text.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
You guys appeal to five year old You.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Guys bucked him. Thank you for solving our problems. I
had to change it. When discussing sex in the freezer came.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Up though, sex in the freezer?
Speaker 3 (07:22):
That was you and the the ugly, the ugly sprom
the rump.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Oh yes, yes, yes, yes yes, but I think we
keep ourselves nice.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
He needs to learn we do.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
What a love it? Thank you Brown and our littlest
buckwheat scout.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Maybe his name is Skipper?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
What was the name? I liked? Sailor? Do you know
my mother was on sailor entry? Why twice?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
How she go?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Once? She won a silver punch bowl?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
So she's good with general knowledge?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, oh yeah, she's my mother. She knows everything, all right?
Where do you think I get it from?
Speaker 3 (08:14):
So she won a.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Silver punch bowl, which my brother has not bad. And
then the next time what did she win? The next
time she was on she said I was a little
bit older and I was just too slow. She but
she got the diamond sat memento, which I think she's
still got it looks a bit rusty. Actually, I can't
see the diamond in it.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
But go get him cleaned.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yeah, she was the host she was on, must have been.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
The og guy Glean Glenn Glen Glenridge Bridge.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Is glen Ridge still with us?
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
But do you want to say.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
His daughter baby sat for us for a little while.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
What was her price?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
She was really lovely. She went on carnival cruise ships. Yeah,
that's she left to do that.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
My brother went on The price is right? Oh, you
came on down played a game. Don't think you won,
did you? I no, I can't remember what what?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
How did you get on the price is right?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
You know what I love? I think I've told you
this before Supermarket Sweep.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
We've spoken about this.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
It's eass bring it back.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Bring The best part of Supermarket Sweep was when they
told you an item and then you had to go
and find that item in record times.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yes, and also, you know what, every time you're in
a foreign stupermarket you have that experience. How interesting that
they don't have a common layout.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
It's a very good point.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Why is it?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
You don't know?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Do you think it's because different, like the differ different
things that they have, like a bigger Asian section maybe,
And I don't know. I loved it very much.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
The most fun I ever had on TV was a
short lived television show it got acted after one season
rip hosted by Rove McManus, called show Me the Movie
Don't Remember This? Yes, I was lucky enough to get
on an air right that was so much on physical games,
general knowledge, but all about movies, the thing I actually do.
(10:24):
I don't know if the viewers liked.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
It neither obviously they didn't or yeah, they got acted
And even as you said, I'm like, it sounds like
a lot of work. Sounds like a lot of work.
I did Helliat Darling Pete Hellyer's podcast See Nothing Yet. Yes, yes,
that's also about movie.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Same what was your movie?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Fight Club? And I think, but I really think. I
don't think our friendship's ever been the same, to be honest,
because I shared with him my contempts too strong a word.
But but I'm not in the brad pit appreciation society
as an actor. I actually think he's horrible. Yeah, I
(11:05):
think he's a terrible actor. Do you know what? But
Heleia was so shocked at the concept.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Bad actor in very good movies though.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, and very watchable, no doubt, but terrible actor. And
when I expressed that to Hellia, he was like he
was shook to his core. Broke national treasurable, I know.
And because he's a lover of people, where is you know?
I've got poison in me.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
We watched F one last week.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Oh, everyone loves it.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
We didn't finish, mad for it didn't finish. He didn't
like it.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
What was it?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Brad Pitt Man.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Like watching Ai, But it's not that Hollywood movie that
he made.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Once upon a time. And you know what, you would
have been terrible on showing me the movie. I'm happy
you didn't get to do an app anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Whatever. Enjoy him however you like, He's lovely to look at, delightful,
cho Pete or Brad Pitt now Brad peat Oh yeah,
I don't want to yuck anyone's yum. And he's a
lot of people's yum, a.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Lot of yum to Brad Pitt. Seven's a great movie.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Oh, Seven's great.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
That's his best queen.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
It's head in a box? Is that song?
Speaker 3 (12:23):
What?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Oh yeah, that's a good song. Yeah, that's great song. Yeah,
look at s she's really having to moment tell you
what we're really keeping her awake tonight? Hey, speaking of
stupor market, how's the great Rollo controversy? We've forgotten to
(12:46):
address the who, the what? The rollos? The mints that
he's in hollyand bring.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
So I thought he meant Rollo the chocolate.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Oh no, what aren't they called rollo roll.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Over a chocolate that's still available?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
It's called that I had to get her.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
What are they called?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Yeah, they're polo terrible? Do you know I'm going.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Away on my own.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
I know it's really stressful. You even talking about it
makes me like Sash when she's eating a strong piece
of blue cheese, just makes me sweet, just so nervous
about it.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I'm nervous for you. I'm carrying everyone solo trip of yours.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Everyone is. I've got now six people who have said
to me I should be offended by this, but I'm
actually not. I'm just grateful that they've said they're going
to have their phones on day and night, which, to
be honest, people have their phones on day and night.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
I'm looking at you quite a lot in this pod
tonight because I have a feeling it might be the
last time.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yes, I feel that too. I feel that too.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
There is going to be a true crime documentary about
you soon, sooner rather than later. Where did she go?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I've just disappeared, the missing Pulia, the heel of the boot.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
That is, usually you went missing in your own bag,
fossicking in some international airport. You know what really makes
me the most nervous about your trip? What is that
you have to get off a plane and then get
on a plane at a connecting airport.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah, three times.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
That makes me so uncomforted. Three times because I've seen you,
I just tell you what to do. I've seen you
try to get on one flight domestic.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yes, yes, none of this inspires confidence. And you know,
I'm a very capable person in some ways. What if
I good at I can run a household, a big household,
nice lighting and good water. Always have water, I always
have water. These are handy travelers, yere Awian always have
(14:54):
water bag. You know, Burke and Wills would have loved it.
Speaking of they would have loved me.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
The other day, I wonder if cafe owners, if you're listening, Senes,
are you offended when girls I'm saying girls, because it's
only girls walk into cafes with bottles of water. What
are you doing? Why are you taking your dragon mind?
They run a walk, but going into the cafe to
sit and catch up with friends and have a little meal.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
And they've got walked there.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
The table's got three gigantic fashionable water bottles.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
Don't mind that because you don't buy water in a cafe.
If they walked in with a coffee from home, that
would be a fency.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Can I just in your own food?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Can I say this? Yes, shout out to our lovely Buckwitz.
One of the things I'm most proud of about our Buckwhitz.
And I say this based on no knowledge whatsoever, but
that they are very they build businesses. I think we've
got a lot of business seat like a Buckwishery.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
You know when we found that out when anytime we
speak about the regions or fish and chip shops or
sanger shops.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Or markets, so it is based on hunt. No, we
do hear from people anyway. I marvel that any cafes
can make money, and you know online people like to go.
I wanted the big breakfast costs. That's bloody ridiculous. I
look at that plate and I go, what two eggs
(16:18):
toast snags their? Yeah, sausages, bacon, beans, that's not ridiculous.
Some avocado, that's actually not ridiculous. I don't actually see
how they're making money on it. What are they doing.
They've got to pay wages and lights and all the
things involved with a business. They're too tired to listen.
(16:40):
This is not that podcast, But just to shout out,
if you're running a business and you're feeding the world,
uh huh, good on you. Also, Rollo mints are widely polo,
widely available in this country. Your mother demanded, okay, rudgehole.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Sorry for Hughsy to get them husy.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
No, she didn't even know. I thoughtfully went, oh, hugh'sy
and Holly are in the UK. She'd like some pollen.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
I'll ask my good friends that to do this favor
for me on behalf of my mother. There we go,
they happily and beautifully did.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Since then, many buckheads damned us that they're at woollis.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
They're everywhere, everywhere, actually every hello pabe. But because you know,
my mother's specialty is asking favors that are so difficult
to execute.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Here we go. I'm sitting down And I told you
when I.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Went to America a few years ago with a girlfriend
and I said to her, do you want something from America?
I told you this, didn't I thinking she'd go, you know,
I want some fig Newton's or a butterfinger bar or whatever.
And I said to her, would you like something? And
she said, yes, I would. I'd like a pair of
of wrist length black sweed gloves with a scullo jedge.
(18:05):
I can't get them anywhere. It turns out you couldn't
get them in America either, right, So whatever you're doing,
mum has this incredible ability to She must start thinking
straight away. It must keep her up at night. What
can I ask for? So I went out to say goodbye,
say hello and goodbye to her the other day and
(18:27):
she's like, when do you leave. I'm like, I leave
on Tuesday. Blah blah blah. She's like, can you She
mails calendars to people every year, nude, no like homemade,
no of Australian scenes. I think she buys them when
they're on sale at the newsagent. She mails them to
friends in Holland and blah blah blah.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
It's a nice little prayers and she mails it.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Turns out she was about to send one to friends
of ours in Italy Monica and.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Month of the current year, do you send a calendar
for the following year?
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Well, it depands how slow than the male. But it's
very handy to have one and know that that's one
thing you can cross off.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
You to do.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
A calendar to use on my desk as a as
a hard diary. In fact, I've got I've got I've got.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Hickey's calendarsy, beautiful and off her mortgage. She sells copies
of that.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
It's beautiful anyway. Yeah, very handy. So instead of having it,
I mean, I don't use it, and that's buried under
some But for a couple of months I was really
too off the boxes, like a prisoner in prison.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Physically writing little things great and also then my husband
like what for example, things that.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
I had a point, like a no filter interview. I
had the project, Oh that was a sad day last No,
I've got cocky and gone a month ahead and put
all that silly.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
He wasn't silly. It was this season two movie. It
wasn't to be how funny.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I had never done that and then I'm like, I'm
going to organize my next month, and i'd put the
p the project, the project, the project. Then I had
to cross the mills.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
This is the opposite of what I'm told vision boards.
Do you're one? Didn't you?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Yeah? That's right? Anyway, so bad did from the bird? Anyway,
what was I saying?
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Your mum?
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Oh, yeah, why are the calendars?
Speaker 3 (20:16):
Sending them to her friend?
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I send the Yeah, okay. So she said could I
give you one to give to Monica and Ricardo. I went, yeah,
we're going to see them in Bologna. I'll just chuck
it in the suitcase. So I said to mom, sure,
I'll take that calendar. And then she goes, and could
you take these others? She's got like five calendars in envelopes,
And I said, where are you mailing those? She goes,
(20:37):
I want you to mail them for me in Italy.
I went where too, and she said Harland and other places.
And I see it is closer, I said, hang on,
I think there's a whole chapter in my book chow
Bella about trying to do something at an Italian post office,
(20:58):
where literally it takes all day, all day. I mean,
it's kind of entertaining. You get to watch dogs fighting,
but you would never on a finite holiday in which
time is pressuous to write the book spend a day
mailing calendars for it. And then she said, well, if
(21:19):
I mail them here, they cost fifteen dollars each cheap.
I went, it's not going to cost less in Italy,
and so I just went, sorry, Mum, I can't do that.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Oh my god, the boundaries.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
When I just can't, I said, I won't have time
to spend proud of you for this as a.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Nightmare mel Robins.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
But she would have I should have let them.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
No, Oh, hang on there, I let me. That's the
other Your mom needs to let you say yes.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
And I need to let me. I was so thrilled.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
I don't want to let you. Let you.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Thank you anyway, I just went, when would she have
cooked that up? Obviously I was coming. She got all
the calendars together, put them in a I mean, she's
an old person.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
All they have.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
All they do is go to the bank and go
to the post office and sit in the shopping center
with Gloria Jean's coffee. All of these things are.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Beautiful and they get from macas.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Okay, mum does make secret McDonald's visits.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Mate, I've ever seen oj it's the elderly really good.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I love McDonald's. Why a very good for custodial visits
for kids. They all happen at McDonald's.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
Why does seeing an elderly person smash a maca's meal
bring me so much to it?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Because it's like, what is it? It's normal?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
It doesn't It's like it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Happenat divide in our country in particular between old people
and people that are not old, well, not necessarily young,
but do you know what I mean, it's just like
suddenly when they're antiquities they put away. Oh, the COVID
will get them, put them, do you know what I mean? Yeah,
(23:07):
like just just do you know what I mean? Pays
them when they want. Can he come in the middle
of terrible things happened to old people in this country
who were once young people and now and built this country.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Give them a happy meal?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Yeah, give them a happy I love it, everyone know
j I love it. And also you know what I
love about it that there's a part of them that's
like I'm just going to enjoy one of these pleasures,
you know, they're not all. Brian Johnson in What's He
up to?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Oh, the guy that's the vampire, the vampire who knows
I think didn't he a few weeks ago, says he
wants out like he's had enough. No, I'm sure he
said he's had enough of his business or something. He
was banging on his body his snake oil. Well, he
now sells all the and the olive oil. He has
got his own.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
He's got his own olive oil. Anyway. Okay, So in life,
as we discuss on the buck Up, bad things happen.
It's inevitable they do, and that's why we need the
buck up. So it's not as though on this show
we only ever took la la La La, La la La.
(24:19):
Just see as though everything's perfect and everything's fantastic. You
know that if you in one of my mother's wisdoms,
if you live long enough, bad things are going to
happen to you. It's true. And a terrible thing happened
to my girlfriend Carla on Friday. Carla, and she's a
neon light artist, and she is light. She's a beautiful
(24:41):
fun per.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Tell the buckheads because it is so interesting how Carla
made her break with what she makes. It's a very
cool story. Yeah, very quickly.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
So she lived in the States for a long time
and she would go to this festival called Burning Man
in the desert. It's a bart there's no currency, No,
there's no currency. It's a exchange of things. So you
might ride around on a bike with a big thing
of cordial on the back and give her on free
drinks and people might, you know whatever, they just exchange. So,
(25:14):
because she's a neon artist, Carla had made this giant
neon angel wings her design. This is probably what ten
years ago. This is before we saw them every yeah,
correct hers, Yeah, that's her design, unbeknownst to her because
there's no phone coverage then. There was none then at all.
Now I think maybe there's a little bit Katie Perry
in the middle of this dusty, vast expanse of Burning
(25:38):
Man had taken a photo of herself with the wings posts,
so you could stand in the middle and you had
these giant angel wings coming out. And so Carla got
back to La after her week or ten days in
the desert and her phone started blowing up, and it
was because Katie Perry had posted the wings on Instagram.
(25:58):
And that's really what kicked off her crazy kne on business.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Anyway, every restaurant and cafees has copied those wins. They're
on the walls of so many toilet as well.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
It's her design anyway, So that's her beautiful gift to
the world. So her company is called Volter International Vault
as in Electric Vault and named after her cat Vault.
I didn't know that Volter came to her as Walter.
She stole Walter from her neighbors and Walter just started
(26:33):
turning up at her house.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
So then she met.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Walter's proper I'm going to say owners, even though they weren't.
They had Walter's brother who was very happy at home.
They like, Walter's never been happy at home. Walter doesn't
like us. Walter prefers you.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
I've heard customer.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Yes, bizarre. So about four or five years ago they
made it official and adored Volter moved in with Carla
like and he was her and he was also Boomese,
so they're like cat dogs. Like. He'd go for a
walk with her around the block. Yeah, he was always
(27:10):
He's a hunter. He'd always heat and she was his woman,
so he'd bring her things and leave them in what
she called the killing the mouse, which we would call
a bathroom. Yeah, a rat apostle in the mood for
a bird. Yeah, here you go, he go. You're my lady,
You're my lady. Don't you forget it Shakespeare. Now I'm
going to eat these cat biscuits off the floor, and
(27:32):
you're going to look at my dot. Right, that's how
cat's wrong. Very beautiful, handsome alpha cat strutting around. On Friday,
she got a phone call, the worst phone call if
you love a furry creature.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
We dread the call.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Dread the call that he had been hit by a
car and he'd been found in the park. And Carla was,
of course just so indeed right, and that she said
the guy who called was obviously the counsel cleaner for
the part they know to call her. He had a
tag on and in fact he had a really beautiful
(28:09):
tag that said not lost out walking. So this lovely
Scottish guy called Carla and he said I've got some
bad news for you, and we found your cat, and
of course she was devastated, and she said he was
trying to be so kind and lovely, and then he said,
do you want to come down and get him, and
Carla said, no, no, I can't. I don't need to
seem like that. I can't and you have to No, no,
(28:33):
She was kind of waiting for that. He said no,
but he'd been so kind and gentle with her because
he could tell she was devastated. And they went, all right,
so you're happy for us to destroy it? Oh no,
good Scottish man. It's grief you're doing. It's doing so well.
And then he said it again, So where you're happy
for us to destroy it? She was just like, do
(28:55):
whatever you need to do. Anyway. Later on she got
another phone call from the council, which she said was amazing.
She was kind of, you know, with the council, you're
always waiting for them to stick it to you and
we'll send you a bill, or we found out that
he wasn't registered or is something. They're always waiting, the council.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
They just don't want to play for this death.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Five thousand cuts. Yeah it wasn't. They said, you've got
options for what you would like to do, whatever you
want to do, right, but how's this? This is so beautiful.
Whoever had taken his had lifted him off the road.
They'd put him on the nature strip, on the median strip,
and someone had put a bunch of flowers next to you,
(29:36):
and just yeah, of course, had some vaulta flowers next
to you.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
What was the call about the second that was about
how they were going to destroy it?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Like what methods she would like to choose? I can't
remember she chose. She was just like, you do it.
You don't need to see someone if you need if
you've loved someone, you don't have to see that.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Some people do the open casket anyway, the viewing. Yes,
have you ever done one?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
Yes? I did one with my friend's mum, and it
was really disturbing because they don't look at all like
they did in life. And she had false teeth okay,
which I had not realized while she was alive, but
when she was in the casket, they really hadn't secy
(30:28):
And I know that you shouldn't be distracted by so
fair enough, but it's just the physical form. I was
quite surprised, And I was also surprised by how much
makeup they put on. There's too much makee going on anyway,
that's what happens. Carla was so sad and last night.
We had a night out together.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Because what you got to do.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Yeah, shed a night out, a night out, but absolutely
heartbroken by the loss of her beloved.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
She's going to make a little wings for old mate.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
I don't think so. She had to get rid of
everything from the house straight away. And it reminded me
of when so Wolter was the world's most amazing cat
and Sash also had a cat. How would you describe
puss Puss? Sash not a great personality, No, not a
great I was going to say, no, No, thirteen years
are terrible.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
You had the cat hat thirteen years.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
He was a terrible cat. He was name orner at
Puss Puss never even got a proper name.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Do no wonder why. He just had identity issues.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
He know, he was mean, he was not, he was not.
He was a lot to the family, didn't add a
lot of our cat. He was a burden. But Sash
like she's with us, She's good with a burden.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
She's shoulders that in the corner, got a little kitty litter.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
So one day Sash had been away at work and
so you know, you were laughing at my incompetence before
in both of you richly enjoying the thought of me
being murdered in Poorli the.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Murdered, going to go missing two different things.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Okay, murdered by my suitcase. So this is where Katie
comes into her own Sash should just come back from interstate.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Yes, Husey was dropping me home from the airport.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
That's right. I was that when he accused you of
taking his suitcase, but he'd really taken your suit.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
A whole nother pod.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
No, that was I've been to my son and Corbyn said,
I think the cat's dead in the backyard. Oh right,
Hughesy showed no sympathy.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
Well, hu'sy Did he just drop you off and leave
ing with a dead cat?
Speaker 3 (32:33):
So I rang you?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
She rang me. I said, I'll be straight over.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
Don't go inside.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I said, don't go inside. He was actually outside. It
was down the side, wasn't he. Yeah, he's in the
back of the house. I said, don't go out there.
You don't need to see it. I'm coming over. And then,
much like the counsel, I'm like, what would you like
to happen here? And Sasha was crying. She was very upset.
Maybe they were tears of relief as well. You never
(32:59):
know when someone's past ya.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Even puss Pust deserves a.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
Bit of group on the carpet, cleaned up the carpet.
I was like a trauma cleaner. Yeah. I came in
famous book and I said to Sanche, if you've got
an old pillow case or had I brought one. I
bought a pillow case, an old pillows and I took
puss Puss away and cleaned up, took everything, his kiddy thing,
(33:25):
his post, everything away. I'm like, you don't need to
think about this.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
You're a good friend.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Gone months later, I asked, well, yeah, I said, you
want to need to know, You don't know, You don't
need to know.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
What do you know yet? Oh?
Speaker 2 (33:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Did I tell you I want to know?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
No, you don't need to know?
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Is that nice?
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Well, it's practical, it's practical. Nothing if not practical, really,
And also, you know, I have very few options.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
I used to it. I used to have an old joke.
I might bring it back in my live show about
the older you go up in generation, the meaner they
were to their pets.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Oh yeah, that's so true.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
And if you speak to like a ninety year old ship,
they say about their pets when they were young, but.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Also that animals had a different role then I think.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
But I need to know. Everyone needs to know now everyone.
Speaker 2 (34:26):
It's like you know now, like no one's been by
a dog. My kids have never been bitten by a dog.
I was bitten by a dog walking home from the
train station. Every dogs used to be out and about
like along with the white Pooh.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
You know what kids don't get as well as no
from dogs, splinters in your finger from the Why don't
you get splinters? I don't know, but every time I
hang all when they're little, they do.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
When they little, they do because they're playing with things, yeah,
trying to see what we'll get them. I'll tell you
how to get out of splinter. I know because one
of my kids had a splinter. You put a piece
of bacon fat over it.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Okay that sounds made.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
Up, and a band aid overnight and it draws out
the splinter.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
The dumbest we've ever had on the buck. I promise
you just have the bacon.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
You can have that as well.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Cool memory Lynn holding all moms sitting on the lap,
holding the hand with a pin, getting the splinter out
from your finger. Ye screaming and shaking. Yeah, yeah, it
doesn't happen anymore.
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Kids all get splinters, and you know where they get
it from decking, all from decking if you're people like
us and you're not, you know those motivated people traders
who will like replace.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
The decking every seven years. A couple of years ago, Yeah,
there's still is. You get some decking out, mate, looking
at two years on that one, I think some.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
And you know what else? People also put their decking
in upside down apparently, you know those little ridges that's
not for the top to make it slipproof, it's for
underneath get stuck and slid on out. Anyway, when it weathers,
the kids get splinters from that.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Anyone could Well, here's something that happened as a kid,
and he's still happening today. It happened to me this
week walking the dog. And you know we have a
thing that should be embarrassing, that aren't I've got one
for you. Well, I've got one that is embarrassing, and
it should be embarrassing because it's humiliating. And if anyone
saw this happen to me the dog, I would die
of embarrassment. Swooped by a magpie when I tell.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
You no, because spring is magpie.
Speaker 3 (36:40):
See, I don't know. The noise I made I've never heard.
I've never heard me register was it. It wasn't even
like an up thing.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
It was like a right thing, squatting it yourself.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Somehow I ended up with the dog leash wrapped around
one of my legs.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
That possible because you would turning spin and you know
you're a good move.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
I'm a good movie when I need to be.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Yeah, a magpie from behind empty primary school, from behind,
from the side, from the from the going for the temple,
and it's the softest straight to your brain through there.
Speaker 3 (37:18):
The people that have been swooped, my fellow survivors or no,
you hear it before you feel it, the flutter, flatter
the flutter.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Does it make a sound.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
It's like when people when they say a tornado comes
the air changes first right, It's like that.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
But does it is it making sound when it's coming
at you? Or you just hear flat?
Speaker 3 (37:36):
It's just flat close.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
It doesn't do that like a helicopter of more sonic
do that that?
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Then it hit? But action I just carried on for
a bit, then just kept and did it come back
didn't come back. They're still there. There's like four of
them there. I know the trees. Now it's at the
primary school. I don't know what happens with the kids
during the day the way they in school recess? Do
(38:04):
they get swooped?
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Don't they have to put hats, eyes on the back
of their hair.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Well, then I came to this conclusion, Kate, I would
rather be swooped again than take any measure of any
precaution to not be swooped. Or I'm going to walk
down with a fork glued to my cat.
Speaker 2 (38:23):
Yeah, like I'm going to go.
Speaker 4 (38:26):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
You always see some guy with his on his bike
and he's got those antennas those around looks like the.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
I've ever seen, true idiot, It's true get swooped.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
Yeah, but it depends how often it's happening.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
It's always bike rider at somebody. It's always bike. They've
got eyes scared, Yeah, they've got like another.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Bird, yeah, yeah, they've got Now.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
I would prefer to be swooped than put anything on
my head, So I'm taking the risk reals and then,
which is why I do love the magpie. If you
are nice to them, they never forget and they do
not spit if you know them.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
From people say, well, who knows a magpie from when
they young?
Speaker 3 (39:15):
People feed them in the backyard on they're degging.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
That's crazy where they're getting splintered splinters, And do you
know a magpie from when it's young. I don't know
a magpie from when it's young. I don't know them
as big annoying things that chase away the crimson roseales.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Well then I dive deep dived magpies and birds that
night in bed, and I think it was crows. This
has made me like them a lot more, Yes, crows.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Have we got crows or ravens?
Speaker 3 (39:40):
And I'm not sure, but I think I read the
crows go and tell their family and friends if they
don't like you, and then they don't like you. They
communicate and they all crows are gay.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they are never cross a queen, never
cross a crow. Yes, I love it.
Speaker 3 (39:57):
They talk about you.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
All right, I've got something I know.
Speaker 3 (40:01):
But do you know what makes me feel very uncomfortable?
Birds that eat meat, like those cooker butters that come
down into the patio.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
And I respect them. I don't like that I respect.
That's two things. The lead a snake.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
I don't like this.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Yeah, you want them to eat a snaw.
Speaker 3 (40:19):
It makes me feel very uncomfortable because bird is eating meat.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Imagine if you will, when I'm lost in Pulia. Oh yeah,
as you have predicted for me.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
The heel of the boot that is usually.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
And I'm parched somewhere.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
In some desert Italian desert, of.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
Course, surrounded by the dying olive trees of Pulia, and
I can't go any further. I have no water because
you mocked me for carrying water, so I haven't brought
any with me, So I'm just are you caddying me?
No one can help me.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
No one can hear your bracelets, No.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
One can hear me jangling, no one. I haven't brought
pillows with me, so I can't even lie comfortably in
the dirt. And overhead you see what birds are circling. Well,
I'm going to say a buzzard or a vulture. Vulture
because they know imagined the wait for terrible that would
be see it overhead that it knows before I do
(41:23):
it me and even before you do, before your before
your conger line of crows has grapevine the news back
to you. Yeah, that I'm melvin. I look at her
good riddance, and there they are circling. That's really full on?
Speaker 3 (41:41):
Is they do?
Speaker 4 (41:44):
Yes, they possess certain special They can remember faces.
Speaker 3 (41:49):
Crows can packet bitches.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Really, I respect them all the blackbirds now, I respect them.
All Right, I've got something. What is it that isn't
is embarrassing, but she shouldn't be.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Oh, yes, it needs a jingle.
Speaker 2 (42:03):
Yes, make that also because I can't remember how it
nas without it.
Speaker 3 (42:06):
We need jingle. Okay, do you know how good jingles
are that? The other day we were talking about we
need to get some blind blinds and you just want
curtains and blindes one three, double one or not double nine?
Speaker 2 (42:21):
That's not Yeah, that is amazing. Very few jingles now,
but maybe because we don't see Free to Wear TV. Anyway.
This is embarrassing when you're in a in a at
a concert and the performers start a clap along. Oh no,
I'm always really embarrassed. I've tried to give them out
(42:42):
for me because then I'm clapping. There there's a point
at which the momentum, first of all the whole arenas clapping.
Then it sort of gets a bit more sporadic. Then
you realize the reason you're not on stage is you
don't have the energy even to sustain a clap for
thirty seconds. They're on stage for two and a half hour.
Commitment terrible, And then it becomes sort of whatever. Then
(43:04):
you're still clapping, You're out of time. It's mortifying.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
It's when you stop more, just the whole thing, even
doing it. Participation, participation, point the microphone to me to
finish the lyric. You do it, Champot, it was four
hundred and eighty.
Speaker 2 (43:22):
What do you do in your comedy shows?
Speaker 3 (43:24):
I don't put the microphone out and get you to
finish the pod.
Speaker 2 (43:27):
People questions very rarely, Kate you share, that's sure. I
do love that.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
I don't love crowd world. I don't know what I
want people when they come to my show to relax,
sit in the darkness and no, I'm not going to
talk to you.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
No, that's right. It's a safe span.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
The word has spread about my shows and other comics.
Don't talk to people because you want to go to
that show.
Speaker 2 (43:49):
And also sometimes I'm in a comedian show and I'm like,
write a joke, write a joke, don't rely on me.
To do that. I can talk to people. I have
interesting chit chat. If I want to talked to a stranger,
I wouldn't have got off the tram. Wasn't in a tram,
wasn't in it if I'd get on a tram.
Speaker 3 (44:09):
I remember we went to the Share concert. Oh, and
I was so embarrassed because where was it Ago. I
was so embarrassed because she's seventy five or whatever.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
She is still sitting on a can. And I really
did sit.
Speaker 3 (44:23):
On a standing the whole time and an hour and
a half, and I turned to Cod and said, sit down.
Speaker 2 (44:30):
We were standing up with her the whole we all were.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
I wanted to sit, but I thought, if she's not sitting,
I can't sit.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
No, No, that's that was like when I saw Dolly.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
Part So I had to stand up the whole time.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
I saw Dolly Partner the same I reckon. She played
for two hours. She was fiddling, she was plunking, she
was blinking, she was unbelievable in high heels. And guess what,
the whole concert did not have a seat of water.
That's how you know. Old people don't drink water. Old
people don't drink water. I don't know why you're all desiccated.
(45:09):
You we need she stays on stage for so long.
She was incredible. What are you mouthing at me about her?
Speaker 3 (45:16):
I heard that she lip syncd a lot. Sorry, there
you go. That's why she's got the energy. He's not
doing much.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
What what are you talking?
Speaker 3 (45:26):
My friends went to Dolly Parton and so that she
lip syncd a lot.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Well, it's so what, Well, that's where she's got the energy.
But why do you yuck my young.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
Yuck in the arm. I was trying to make you
feel better.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
No, she was incredible. I think she's older than sure
she or she? I never know, I never know share
I'd say shirt, I think, hey, sa, she's googling ages.
Speaker 4 (45:48):
Dolly seventy nine, how more than we're.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Having a crack at Dolly Parton for lips.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
Sure seventy nine as well.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
I've been in a movie together.
Speaker 2 (46:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (46:06):
You should know.
Speaker 2 (46:06):
Show me the movie.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
I'm actuff for season one. I want to say, no.
Speaker 2 (46:11):
Okay, just say whatever. I know no one's checking that.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
Excuse me, producer, I.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
Do miss sharing a movie. Also, now she's got a boyfriend.
Speaker 3 (46:19):
Got chig an apt she's a good actress, that one
you want to know? Ask her right for moonlight.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
Something I don't know. I don't have lost the interest.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
Okay, I love it. Oh, I had a pig moment.
Wanted to share piggy moment. Do you ever have a
moment where you open something and then you accidentally eat? Yes,
and it's like higher.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Yees, like you've been in a blackout and you look
up like eighteen minutes later.
Speaker 3 (46:46):
When I tell you that I smashed this, You're never
gonna guess.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Would not? Is it a snack a tree to borrow me?
Speaker 3 (46:54):
It's a box of Biggie's a box savory bigkie.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Oh, savory biggie very Biggie's box, not a veggie might shape.
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Did you pick?
Speaker 2 (47:05):
Ah?
Speaker 3 (47:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Did you?
Speaker 3 (47:08):
Did you pick?
Speaker 2 (47:09):
Very good buckheads? Let me tell you something, not a
sponsor stunning, the veggie might shape. It's good.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
Is the single best savory biggie I have had in
many a year.
Speaker 2 (47:23):
Better than a country cheese. A country cheese stunning? Do
you know a country cheese? A large rectangular in a box.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
I've told you that I love my grain waves.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
Yeah, you love a grain wave. Sash's not on board
the grain wave.
Speaker 3 (47:37):
The shapes. Veggie might is a game. I don't know
why I went so long without.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Because you know why, it was a new flavor, and
there's so few good new flavors.
Speaker 3 (47:47):
How did you pick?
Speaker 2 (47:48):
I don't know. That's amazing, But because they're really very
surprisingly good, you've gotten on them. I don't eat those,
but my kids love them and Peter loves them. They
are man on barbecue shapes, which I think is like
barbecue shapes not on board the I love a chicken crimpy.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
The chicken crimpy is far superior to the barbecue shape.
Speaker 2 (48:09):
Yeah, okay, you see most men, the.
Speaker 3 (48:13):
Man the world barbecue in a barbie shape.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
When you go to the beach, have to do is
put in your beach bag a few beers a spoon.
My husband prides himself on being able to knock the
top of a beer with this spoon. Okay, and my
hope is one day he'll do it with his eye socket.
But we're not at that point yet. Get the glass eye,
but he can open up with anything. There of a rock,
very good, I love it. And a box of BBE
(48:41):
and a box of barbecue shap Not.
Speaker 3 (48:43):
Only did I completely annihilate the box in record time.
If there was footage of that and the magpie swoop,
I don't know which one would be more human, you know,
taken off the internet.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
Were you dipping it inside my mouth? Drying and dry
looking at food like that was sacking and was going
to sack a hardcore fairback and just when.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
Other things I haven't finished. Then the fingertip, So not
only in.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
The corners the crevices. Really you gave that that high finger.
That's sack a good finger in there.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
Every you finger so much you start fingering just your
old finger, like there's no new flavor in there. There's
no new flavor left. You're just getting flavor out from
your putting it back in. Then you get to the
bin and you realize there's a couple of little something.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Something at the box bit and that well done? Who
makes them on its Yeah, they've done well with those.
It's one of those flavors that you like. Anytime you
see you know, they're always trying to do a new
chip flavor. They're always terrible. Like you can jam your
gravy flavor whatever, there's always some weird flavor. It's just not.
Speaker 3 (50:03):
Stop trying to put sauce into chips.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
Yeah to your tomato saucest blasted flavored chip.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
I'll report back.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Yeah, okay. I think it comes as no surprise that
you're not representative of the majority of the population, so
you know, you can have your minority, can be waving
your flags with your mustard.
Speaker 3 (50:27):
Really iconic radio moment with Hamish and Andy or those
years ago. What was that chip flavor they invented where
people like camp camped out.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
Was that maybe something in gravy? I remember we all
had to try it, took over the It's gone now
camping out in the street to try it. It's gone
now chips. But it was great. You must have been
chips and gravy.
Speaker 3 (50:53):
Oh, so many things, so many things that we didn't
get to from.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Have you got one, You've got one, I've got one.
But do you have one?
Speaker 3 (51:04):
No, okay, don't you have one?
Speaker 2 (51:06):
Yeah, I've got one.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
It's Sash. Just before we press record, yeah, comes over
and drops the paper in front of one of us,
and it is the text from Mum. Kate's reading it
as we speak.
Speaker 2 (51:19):
I am because it's from Naomi. Hello Naomi, and it's
a text from Mum. She's described it as a wild ride.
She has no idea.
Speaker 3 (51:30):
I'm getting comfy. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (51:32):
Who any of the people that her mother's referring to
in the text are, She said, who is Karen? Who
is Julie? And why she's staying? Oh?
Speaker 3 (51:41):
I love it already, Ready, here we go.
Speaker 2 (51:44):
Great Ballei picks. Such a handsome boy. So happy you
had a fab time in Ballei. Julie had taken over
my room and the rest of the house exclamation marks.
Bear in mind, who is Julie? Never been like this before?
But Karen? Who is Karen?
Speaker 3 (52:00):
No one knows?
Speaker 2 (52:01):
Is bringing her food? And she won't eat mine, leaves
unwashed dishes in sink and dirty clothes on floor and
going deaf. TV Loud has not even asked if I
want to watch anything TV Loud and TV Ladder three
(52:22):
plus signs after it. Sure you are getting it, Promise
I won't win anymore. Think she leaves Thursday. Have fun
back at work, mom.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
It's a text from What a recap Girl's weekend away?
Speaker 2 (52:36):
What was it? Who is Karen? Who is Julie? Why
she staying? TV Loud?
Speaker 3 (52:44):
Why she's staying?
Speaker 2 (52:45):
Who is Karen? Julie staying?
Speaker 3 (52:52):
It's just perfect and to Naomi's mother here, I'm sorry
if you're going away for a weekend or a night.
Speaker 2 (52:58):
And so I think we've come to her.
Speaker 3 (53:00):
Someone's got someone else staying over now.
Speaker 2 (53:02):
I think they've come to.
Speaker 3 (53:03):
Her, brought someone to her house.
Speaker 2 (53:04):
And she said Julie had taken over my room and
rest of house. They've come to her house. But who
is Julie?
Speaker 3 (53:12):
Why she Why hasn't she asked her what she wants
to watch?
Speaker 2 (53:18):
She has and want to eat her food, which, by
the way, you shouldn't be unhappy about that.
Speaker 3 (53:24):
But I always I love She's taken over the room
and the rest of the house, the rest of the house.
Speaker 2 (53:30):
It's just love it, love love, love.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
Who's coming?
Speaker 2 (53:36):
But guess what what?
Speaker 3 (53:38):
I'm bucked in a time of bloody bucked.
Speaker 2 (53:42):
Sadness, highs and lows, peaks and troughs.
Speaker 3 (53:45):
And to everyone that has lost a pet, we say rip.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
We say rip over the rainbow bridge they go, and
they'll be waiting for us.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
That's really sweet to know about pets. You only know
them for part of your life, they know you for
all of theirs.
Speaker 2 (54:02):
Oh that's gonna make me cry.
Speaker 3 (54:05):
That's a nice one, isn't it. Cody sometimes catches me
pre morning the death of Darby, even though she's going
to be with us for many more, Yes, she will be.
And sometimes he stares at me and he knows what
I'm doing because I'm just holding her on the gazing off. Yes,
I'm actually thinking of Vegemar shapes.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
Yeah, of course you are. Just make sure you put
your finger in the right place. The buck Up podcast
is hosted by me, Kate Lanebrook and him Nathan Valvo.
(54:41):
It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French. Audio and sound
by the magnificent Yack Lawrence you might call him Jack
and Dom Evans. Oh we're lucky.
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