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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, hey, bitch tits.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
The world you see is a.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will cut
you off at the knees then gift.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You a pair of easies.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And that, my friends, is why you always always need.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
A buck up about it. Bad, a bad, bad.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Bad decide you were going to do that, I.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Just I thought, that's perfect time. I'll unzip my jacket.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
And zip the jacket. Out came the girls.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
And revealed the schemes. It's actually not scheme. It's actually
a Skim's knockoff that I ordered it three m Yeah,
it's not even called Skims. Scott her name on it.
It's got no label.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Hello Ky Lane Brook, Oh, Nate Valve. We've always thought
about the Skims thing with Kim k Did she really
invent a tight bit of clothing to go under clothing?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
No, she became a billionaire for it because before that
they had spanks. We can't talk about spanks without talking
about the person who needs them more than anybody else.
Best producer in the world.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I had no idea where that was going.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
The reason that I say that is, of course we
know that Sash's nat is a pin.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Doesn't need no spanks.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
She needs they spanky.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Well she told me she was a nudist last week
or the week before. Shocking, surprising, very surprising. Bracy nudes
are always uncle and producers.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yes, apparently so hey, so I think spanks. Yes, By
the way, the best thing ever happened to her who
Kim Kardash Yes, when she first remember it was going
to be called kimono, did not know that, And remember
there was all this backlash for her range because it
was cultural appropriation, right.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Snooze first, it's also a bad name.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
And then she came up with skins, which is so
much better.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
It's way better, Yes, but explain what the difference between
skins and.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Before that there was spanks and they were all really hard,
and they were like they had big thick elastic bands
and getting into them was nearly impossible, and they were
flesh colored or just black. They were just heavy.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
The point though, bring it all in, No, but.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
So she invented this to use this material and just
to make them like a bit make great undies. I'm
Sash is a fan of their g strings.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
That you sleep they swam this year, every episode of
the buck Up, we're just finding more and more out
about my horny producers.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Correct, because she's a New Zealander. And years ago when
Peter was working as an engineer, so long, long time ago,
and I first started working with Sasha, and Sash was
just a racy little unit always has been. And one
of the guys who worked with Peter. Oh, you couldn't
make this comment now, but at the time it really
(03:37):
made us laugh. We were outside with the smokers, always
the best people, and he said he was a great guy,
one of those weird dry guysmokers who may well be
ripped now because he couldn't imagine him being long for
this one because he was such a brilliant character.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Now he's vaping, young guy.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Okay, anyway, and he goes we were talking about Sash
for some reason, her name. I think he listened to
the show and he goes, ah, he goes, New Zealanders
tap him on the head and their pants fall down.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Just what a line. Brilliant and and you're very small,
very easy to do.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
That's right. She's just delightful, delight.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Well who you are in your skims.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Here, I am my skims knockoff.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
You look excellent again.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
A sign of success that you've been good enough at
what you do for someone to steal from you, which
happens to comedians all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Happens to me stealing your ideas. Yeah, because I've got
your book coming out next year?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Is it a romance?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I'm going to Italy with.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
A lockdown.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
It's god how to become a cooker. Speaking of the Kardashians,
Oh my god, you know it's my favorite thing to do.
Have you seen Chris Jana's new face? It is the
best world I have seen since Loewen.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Where are they getting?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
This? Must be the same guy. Okay, I've got Lindsay
Lowan's new face. We've got Thingo's new face. Anne Hathaway, Yeah,
we've got Chris Jenner.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
And Hathaway's face wasn't good because you shouldn't look at
it and go new face. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Well, Christianny are half through because she's one hundred and
now she looks younger than all of them.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
So okay, I'm going to breathe you scene the Queen
of new faces, Martha Stewart, Oh, unbelievable. Well, I saw
it ninety but I didn't blow it up, so I
haven't seen it.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Really creepy thing about Chris Jennery is and I'm all
for it, but it's creepy. She clearly goes in with
a photo of Kim and says, make me look like
my daughter. You can tell.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
But also she was the one who orchestrated the deal
for her daughter's sex tape.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, so, I mean so she could have her face,
say that.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Going in and want of her faces. The creepiest thing
about her that personally has a mother, has a mother.
That's not the top of my list.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Great new face, christ Jenna, Wow, show me, show me
if someone knows who did it, I haven't had a
good look. Send it over to the fucker.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Oh it's amazing, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
So Well, they've got nothing else to do. They're billionaires
and they've got very busy. You've got nothing else to
do except look good.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, but they do a lot of meetings. They have
a lot of meetings, they plan a lot of parties.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah? So she looks like Kim. Oh my goodness, what yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
What?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
That's heavily airbrush.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I will show you the buddy, I said, cold. We
have such pitches. Someone showed me and I went, I
need footage. Oh my perfect goodness, perfect google it. Christiana's
new face.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I need a new face.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
No you don't.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, because I can no longer show my face in
the pineapple shop.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I'm going to get you made a balaclava a little
with some little pineapples embroidered on it. I have gone
away and made a new sound effect for our podcast.
And this is inspired by you. And next time you
tell a story about the pineapple or something similar, we're
just going to play what I'm calling the am radio sound.
(07:32):
We have Kate Laine Brook on the line. Kate take
us away with the pineapple voice.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
With that, do you do you want to return a pineapple?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I say yes?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Did you get a sour orange and your suck for Christmas?
With the lumber cal You know that voice? You know
that nineteen thirties voice. I can't anything that sounds pineapple ish?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Hello over there? Do you wish to return your pineapple? Ma'am?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
That's it?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
That's the voice to improv.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Can you add to that next time?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
So you're not happy with what I did.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
No, I love it. The music's perfect.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
You want to create a voice. You want to Christiana
that you want.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Me to yeah, children to be a bit more Kim Okay, yeah,
I'll do it, and a bit less Carmie.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
This is a creative relationship and I've taken you your feedback.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I was so going to say something then about I
really I sensed myself. Oh talking about Carmie.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Oh, yes, that's what he doesn't sense. So so why
should you? Did you hear the name of his new
song that you released last week?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Is that I'm not saying the guy that you look
like it's the guy?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Two things about our faces. Two things if you're new
about pod Kate can't go into a fruit shop because
you returned to pine Apple, and I can't go anywhere
because I look like Hitler.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
But you do, and you know you do. And one
day you all of a sudden, at the live show,
our first ever live show, you've.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Realized there in the moment, yes, that you think, could.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
You know what it's disturbing about this little man? Is
it the fact that he's carrying an easel?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
What was I carrying?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
He was an artist?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Oh? Was he?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Or he was, but still by his paintings, and in fact,
I think I think they're a pretty solid investment. Yeah,
I mean, yeah, sure and quite frankly, and I know
people you know, this is always the conversation that people have.
Can you separate the artists from the art?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I will say, I think with Hitler, yes.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I think, I think probably you're right, And yeah, people
haven't because this is my thing about separating the artists
from the art. If you, you know, ban someone because
you don't like their politics or you don't like.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Him, Jay is the one, the true one I struggle.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
With, right And will I tell you why you don't
ban the artist?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Tell me why, because Smooth Criminal is my favorite song.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Of all time. Because if you ban the artist, then
you've got nothing, and you've got a negative because all
you've got is this person who is accused of doing
these really terrible things. You've got a soul deficit. Whereas
you can cancel the person but still enjoy their art,
and then you've got a.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
That's you don't have to we are pro.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Goodness. One day they're going to isolate that. It's no
three SIPs, no the take off, the cal away.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
A man can't even have three SIPs and say broke
this country anymore?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
This country anyway? Pineapples, pineapples anyway, the worst, the lowest, deep.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeah, but we know how it ended. But what we
want to do very quickly. Some people reached out about
actually quite a.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Lot, a lot of there was a lot of.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Thing dms, a couple of commons feedback and what's the
general take, Kate.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Well, generally, I'm boyed. I'm actually saying this could be
a political movement because this is there's a great there's
a feeling that people in this country are not being
spoken for.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
A couple of weeks in politics. Kate, this is good.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
This is I see a gap and and like Sash
has offered to suitors in the past, it's ready to
be filled. Sorry, that was a bit much, wasn't it.
I approve of it.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
We're going to come over and tap you on the head.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
But anyway, but people have returned stuff fruit, pineapple. Antigony.
That's a great name, right name, that's so I'm going
to say, that's so Greek. I was in a play
called Antigony, not that I want to make.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
It about me, Like what was it about? A big
drama about someone returning.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Return the pineapple cate. My parents returned to watermelon. That
wasn't wrong, and they got their money back. Hot cakes
from McDonald's mind you. The day after don't even try.
My dad misordered for my nephew ended up with ten
extra pancakes. Let me tell you we were forced to
eat them for days.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Oh that sounds like owl. Oh no Macas hotcakes?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
And also what pussy they can't eat? I could eat
ten pancakes in a sitting and still I still be hungry.
Can't eat?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Oka say something about the hot game.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
You touch the sun.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
This bike head that's metioning you this, These pike head's
got a point. What is it about hotcakes from Macas?
They are delicious? Delicious instantly, yes, but then minutes later
they're not.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
They're not made to be eaten. Weeks later, they're not
archaeological remnants.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
I'm talking minutes later.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, stiff, they go change. Maybe I think they've been
you know when things have been micro waves, like I
give ever microwaved burrito about me looking you and you.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Look so serious in your life.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
But also I could see your mind your mind. Are
you medicated or un tonight?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I don't know, it's up to figure it out.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I can see when your mind is racing and you're
trying to guess what I'm going to come up, What
example I'm going to give When you've ever microwave day
and I can see your mind racing, you weren't expecting burrito.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
I really was.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I don't think I was honest. But you know, straight away.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
As soon as you say your microwaved a burrito, in
a matter of seconds, everyone's figured out you've had a
big night, you got on the piss, you got it
from somewhere late.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
No actual, I'm saying, the next day you're warming it. No,
not the stuffed one you hungover. Not the stuffed one one.
The ones in the packet just called burritos around this,
I don't know what else to call them.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
They're not burritos.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah, they're burritos. Explain it to me, Yeah, burritos. The
shell a soft taco. Okay, there's burritos, there's inchiladoes, there's
all sorts of go.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Do something, because it's time sensitive. Many people contacting us
about the pineapple, however, Yes, a friend of the pod. Yes,
a buck up. We both love and respect who you
do the project with.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Some time.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
A buckwhit, who I've worked with many years, has something
to say about about returning food.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Oh, let's call him Nick Cody. An ally an.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Ally an ally, Yes, he is an ally.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
He's an ally ally.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
You are?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
You know?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I've always thought about you, Nick Cody. You look like
someone that should bully me, but you don't.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
It's true. He's very Also, you've got you look like
you should be steering. You should be stealing a sheep. Really,
somewhere far from a metropolitan.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
City on a Sunday, lame is on a Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yes, your column a column bee, that's what your top
on Friday, bottom on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
We call that verse.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
I don't know if if I've ever told you this.
The only people that slide into my dms are gay
men asking me if I'm really married.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Oh really, because you're a beer, he's a bear.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I told you this many years ago, Nick, I said
to you, and you seem shocked by it. I said,
there's there are a lot of gays that really are
into the Nick Cody. Hey, excuse me. It is good
news for you because you know what gays do. They
booked tickets, Yeah, they do.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
And you know what they.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Travel in packs of fifteen.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Unlike in their relationships, in their adoration of public figures,
they're faithful.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
When there's a group of gay men together, it's called
a gossip. It's a gossip up.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Look, there's so much we can learn on this pod.
But you know where I you and I really saw,
as the French would say, you to your Nick Cody
was when we were discussing the now infamous scar on
my soul.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
My story of returning food is much sadder than Kate. Kate, correct,
Kate was correct. Hang on what I hang on?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Hang on for correct, We're going to get a sound effect.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Thanks Nick Cody, great for joining us.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Yeah. I try to return a roast chook.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Man, Okay it was not cooked enough.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Well, I got the roast chok home. It was one
of those situations. I took past from veggies and everything
from the kids, and then out of nowhere, Dad is
their chicken with no chicken. Give me a minute. Shoot
down to the local shop, nice, nice little supermarket, grab
the roast chalk. Get home. I opened it up and
I'm like, what's happening here? Did did this chicken grow
(17:39):
up next to a nuclear power plant? This thing is
off right. It just was wrong.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
What was wrong about it?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
It just looked wrong. I'm like, this doesn't look like
a chicken. I'm a man that's eaten a lot of
roast chalk. Yeah, I've eaten a lot of the you know,
the bachelor's handbag they call it. I've had heaps of them, yeah, thousands. Yeah,
this was just wrong. And I said, sorry, boys, I've
got to take it back. I can't give you this.
(18:08):
There's something wrong with this chicken. Rushed back to the supermarket,
took it to the deli, showed the girl and said, ma'am,
I'm so sorry, but this chicken. I don't know what's happened,
but it's a disaster. I can't seed this for my kids.
And she looked. She looked in the bag and said, yeah, mate,
it's upside down, just in their glove pans. Turned it
(18:33):
around in the bag.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
And then did you take it home?
Speaker 4 (18:36):
The same?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
And it was delicious.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
It was fantastic. You know what, I've never opened the
bag to see it from that angle.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Well, did you know what's in there?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
But now that Nick mentions it, when have you ever
looked down before?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
It's pretty No, no, it's not good.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
So you walked home with your chicken. Kate went home
with mandarin juice. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Oh sorry, I forgot to bring that up. That was
awful your story, Kate. It was like ray Gun. Remember
everyone hated ray Gun. Yes, and I think everyone hated
you at the like I'm returning a pineapple.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
And then you get to the store and it was
when Raygun started doing interviews and everyone loves her again.
Everyone loved Raygun and we thought Langbrook spot on here,
this person being very rude to were cakes correct? The
pineapples off? And then you said it's all right, old
Trader for Amanda Injoy And that was the start of
the story where Raygun tried to see the comedian and
(19:33):
everyone hated Raygun again. You had and you lost it.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
And Nick before we let you go different Via, But
I think we should plug your podcast as well.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Mid mid Flight fight.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Fights, Cody, now mid flight brawl, mid flight.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
But why isn't it mid flight fight That's a good question.
I love we love you, Nick Cady, and we're not
just saying around top he dog.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
We're not just saying that we love you because you
said you love us.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
For us.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
It's not one of those relationships. I've always loved Nick Cody.
I had Nick Cody perform at my gig the other week.
It's how good was Nick Cody?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Nick Cady is brilliant.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
If you're listening and you've never seen Nick Cody live,
go see Nick Cody live, one of my favorite comics.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Thank you very much, Legends, and keep putting out this
grab podcast. I'm going to clap myself out.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah, we love Nick ba boom a bad a bad
a bad bad bad bad beat.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
But to the non Melbournians for the next two minutes,
just hang with us. We'll come back to you in
a minute. But we have to say the thing that,
for some reason, every Victorian says it around May June
every year it.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Is so cold. It's so cold. All right, Now, you
seem to think that this is unre What time do
you get up in the morning?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Some thirty?
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah, okay, So I go to a boot camp. That's
how I keep this rig time.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Man.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
So I go what what? No?
Speaker 3 (21:06):
You said, Well, well, I was like, well you're also
wearing skims.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Oh yeah, that also that also boot camp? All right,
so that starts at six o'clock. I saw that look,
you two exchange Stash's look. Was you got away with it?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
My godness?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Did sometimes?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
You know?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Slashized relationship is like his little siblings at dinner and
one of us says something sometimes and the other one.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
You know what? It gave your way home? Look, that
was what gate. You would have got away with it
and I would have moved on. Come on, all right,
we know boot camp is not working as well as
it's short.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Why excuse me? That is not what.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Anyway? So I go to boot camp every morning, not
every morning devastating things. Honestly, he'd have to get his
money back once a week, no more than that. That's hurtful.
What's wrong with me? I don't I'm not the same.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
You're not the same.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I've got a deep I can't lie a scar.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
This shop, this girl in the shop has shaken you.
She's mad. There's a crack in the.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
She whatever it really has, I don't like it like her?
Why was she?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Was she done?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
It was the thing at the end that got me. Anyway,
let's not revisit it anyways, bootcat. This is so, and
it's outside so suddenly it's the suddenness of the cold
that's got people. It is overnight suddenness. It's overnight because
last week I was I went on Friday morning, I
(22:50):
was in a singlet and on Monday morning it was
so cold I couldn't even take my jacket off. I
normally don't even wear a jacket. And one of the
women there, see it's two degree gross two degree.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Cody's sister lives out east and she did a screencap
the other morning and it was negative for negative force.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
She's a Queensland well.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Now no, now she's a Victorian.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Yeah, but she can't.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Yes, I get the point this fruit.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I've lost my capacity to be understood.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Speaking of being I know you go to boot camp, right, yes?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Do you ever have that moment where exercise is forced
upon you? It's unplanned and it proves to you just
how unfit you are, like exactly what I thought I was. Okay,
I move around you are you ing?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Nimble on stage?
Speaker 3 (23:51):
That's nice? Nimble on stage? That's good enough. Isn't it
a dog to deal with?
Speaker 2 (23:55):
You can walk upstairs without puffy.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
I walk up stairs. I don't smoke.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
You don't smell. I don't and yet you're smoking.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Oh thank you. Kate the name of your nail polish
you brought out many years ago, many years ago. At
the airport the other day, surprise, surprise, I read the
app wrong. Classic. Oh no, I'm at Gate four. Read
it aboard and then they're saying Gate four boards and
it's the nine thirty to to Woomba. Like, I don't
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remember my gig being in too Woomba. Yeah, I thought
I was going to Brisbane right for the comedy Festival.
Thank you to the buckheads that came and saw the
last year. I looked down, I'm like, oh my god,
that's the boarding number. Introduced boarding numbers. They printed on
the boarding numbers. You can't board into your number of
(24:45):
numbers called that's absolutely chaos.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
They're shipping it literally cattle class now chaos.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Apparently they're doing it from the back to the front.
So if you don't whatever, whatever, I look take care.
I wish I did, because I thould have had access
to a those cars.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I had people in those cars.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
My plane was boarding and I was on Gate four
and you had to be Gate twenties four or something.
For those of you who know Melbourne Airport, the other
proper other side. No, I will die of embarrassment. If
there is footage of this release would.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Be running airports are all camera running with the little
backpack had some things. Well you did have a roll away, no,
because that would have made it perfect. It would have
been because that sort of bounces.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
You know. I'll be honest with you. If I had
my little luggage with the wheels, I would have just
been okay with missing the fly. I'm not running with that.
But I ran i ran I, ran I arrived there
that whole layer. It's okay, it's okay. It was the
last one all the who It took me the flight
to Brisbane to Recha two hours half the flight. I
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was not right. My chat was petty.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
I was.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I was like, with's someone next to you?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
You know what? On the way up, there wasn't dream
dream resolves.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Because otherwise they you would have had to try and
regulate you.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I have spoken to Cody, but it I have now
come to peace with I need to like get a
PT or something, because I shouldn't be that unfit. So O, Kate,
I cannot tell you how hell you know what? How
much pain was here?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Your attitude is wrong.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
The next day you may next day I woke up
in my hotel room and my calves hurt. I had
stiff calves from running to an airport gate. So maybe
I will come join you.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
But you really had to bolt.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
I have to run.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
What time did to you before six am?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Six?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
But they do six and then they do nine. But
I think nine is for mums who've just done the
school drop off, I'd say, and dads. I guarantee there's
none of them there, and that that group's a bit different.
I think I shouldn't have used that, for that's a terrible.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
A weird voice. But you know, a comedian once said
to me, the really good thing about my job is
our own hours and all the things that we work on.
We kind of call the shots when we want to
do the stuff. They said, you can go to the
gym at Grandma hours. So if you go to the
like eleven midday one, there's no one there except the elderly.
(27:20):
Everyone dance do that, well, apparent some comedian doesn't do.
So maybe I should do a weight class.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Exercise is very good. I'm not saying it's easy, like
I've spent my whole life like doing nothing. Sash is amazing.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
I hate it.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Everyone hates it. But here's the thing. I'm going to
say something to you. Then I said to my daughter,
here we go. Stop waiting to like it.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Oh god, that's good.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Stop waiting. That's a rag.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
God that's good.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Stop waiting to like it. Why would you like it?
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Because I live for instant gratification.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Everyone does.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
And a lot of the time when you start something,
I'm bad at it at the start. Give up.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Everyone does. But you know what, that's a that's an
absolute like path to ruination.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Remember I walked out of that acting class, joined that
acting school, and in the first class they made me
sit on this chair and do this weird thing. I
never went behind.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Oh my goodness, I forgot about what.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Did they do? What happened? It was so humiliating that
I literally never went back. And it was your fine apple.
And then I emailed the school and said to the teacher,
is it okay if I just used that money for
some one on one sessions? And he said, of course.
So I just moved out of the class.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Did you ever have the one on one session?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
So he has had a great tip. He was like,
and let's save them until you have an audition.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Because they had an audition well that was not.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
I didn't need for it because it was just for
And I didn't get that one either.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Maybe I did never you've never, you know.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Sometimes I get auditions scared. This is a showers little
Showby's story for people listening. You get asked an audition
for stuff, and then I read the script and think,
this is never going to be me. Let's save you
an hour travel, let's save me the self tape.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
But sometimes they want to see you. They might think
of you for something else I've got. Like, for instance,
if they're casting a show and they like, oh, this
character is so perverted, apparently he's pro then they're like,
pull up that, They'll pull up your interview. This an interview, Yeah,
(29:32):
your audition.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
So I went to the acting school.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
What did they make you do?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
And so I arrived at this acting class. How many
people fifteen of us? Eight of them give me that.
Eight of them were the best looking people I've ever
seen them are really fame. I was like, oh boy,
they want to live.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
And I'm like, well, light up the sky, run my
name fame.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
First class. Everyone's a bit nervy, and I was like,
I'm I'm here to learn how to act how old
give me a range, proper range.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
There were some oldies. Yeah, I love an oldie in
an acting couple of oldies.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Yeah. We had to stand in a circle. Yeah, which
is already I hate if I'm standing in a circle
of any kind and I'm already like, this is going
to be hell.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
Isn't it?
Speaker 3 (30:15):
You know?
Speaker 2 (30:15):
One of the biggest bad pagan one of my Yeah,
one of.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
My biggest fears in life is someone asking me in
front of a group of people, what do you do
for fun?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Oh? No, do us people?
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Have you ever been to?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Like, no, what do you do for anyone?
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Listening to our pod? That's like works for some sort
of like.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Oh no, that's a terrible question thing.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Or you go away for a get to know being fun.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yeah, I know that nothing makes you feel less fun
than that.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Question what do you do for fun?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Not this, but also what I don't know? I mean,
everything is fun?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
What is fun?
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Is it is fun?
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Fun?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Well? Everything? We have fun with everything that we do.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
So my worst nightmare is you're standing in a circle
and someone throws you a little hacky sack.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
And then pass it someone Yeah you know, Okay, you
had to write to someone else and say their name.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
For five others into Michael Jackson because I'm prop thank
you to someone.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Else, okay, and say their name.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Bit of that humiliating, you know, every.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Time we say she's making a note, and which is
quite right. They've all got to go and we've got
to stop making Jack's life a night.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Mean, we've got to cut them out because the algorithm.
So then the teacher puts this chair on the on
the stage, a chair and nothing else, and then no instructions,
no instructions, he just goes and sits down. And then
(31:44):
the fifteen of us are all just left. We're just
sitting there, standing, looking sitting. No one knows what to do.
And then some brave person gets up for just walked
and they sat on the chair.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Their footsteps had never sounded so loud.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
And they just looked like were acting right by sitting
on the chair and say anything. Complete silence.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
I just looked at you all.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
No, they were acting, so they weren't looking at.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Us, acting at the fourth wall.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Acting. All I could keep thinking of was out in
the distance, in the very far distance, I could hear
a tram ding, and what I would give to be.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
On that tram and you don't like public trains, and
so what happened it got to my turn. Were people
just walking up in some sitting on one by one.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
There wasn't even an order.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
People just knew yeah, right to get up.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
So I was last. Yeah, of course, and I go
and I just was like, this is hell on earth.
I sat on the chair and look at me clamming
up thinking about it.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Oh yeah, it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
As bad as returning upon now anything. No, no one did.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Yeah, but you could the instructions. I sat, You're like
a sheeple, just mindlessly following, following what the other.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
And then we all got vaxed. Yeah. I sat did
some acting. I think what, I don't know what idea?
And then I stood up and then I walked back
and then out of everyone, I was the only one.
He said, do that again. I don't know what. You
do it again?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Do it again?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
What?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Because he loved it so at all?
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Uncle?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
What what? You walked on the stage and sat on
a chair and he said, do it again? Were you
doing your prancing and your maybe you would have had
a slightly superior look on your face to mask your
deep insecurity that you felt, you know how you do that,
(33:46):
am I right.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Yeah, that's what it's about.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
It might have been your character.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
And then I sat down and in that moment, the
second time I knew I was never ever stepping forward
in this class ever. Again, he was the nicest person
I've ever met.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
But that's why he made you do it again.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
So then he was said, acting, gather around, kids, if
you want to learn how to act. All acting is
is getting rid of everything that you carry already. The
way you carry your shoulders, the way you move your eyes,
the way you breathe, the way you bite your nails.
It's all defense mechanism, and acting is you've got to
learn how to just let go of all of it
and just be. And you know what I don't want
(34:22):
to do be?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
No, No, you don't. You're just a collection of like
immaculately curated and impeccably groomed defense mechanisms. And without them,
there is no Nate Balfo. That is a ludicrous proposition.
I don't know who he is. This Stanislast, You've nailed it.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
That's everyone, though, it's absolutely everyone. And so they were
very kind and he was lovely, like, yep, I'll work
with you on an audition. You don't have to do
that ever, So.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
When people talk about masking, I'm so tired. I spend
all day masking. Everybody spends all day masking. That's what
living in society.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Do it again?
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Do it again?
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Being so bad at acting you can't even walk and
sit down.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
I'd love to have seen it act. I'd loved it.
Maybe the live show, can you re enact it and
we'll have absolute, stone cold silence from the audience.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Do you know who I'm going to invite it to
our live show, The Girl from the Frog.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Imagine if she tries to return her ticket, do you
know what I'd give her?
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Ay money back for Amandarin Jews.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
If you know what bend Over, pull a spine out
of his ass and you'll see if he's right.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Let's talk about celebrities, celebrities, people that can act. Maybe
you know.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Every now and then, I like to bad, bad, bad,
bad bad.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Celebrity chit chat. I do like it.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
We love it, but we like it. We like it
to have been like a steak well rested.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
This is actually pretty new wish for I don't want
I don't happened last two weeks that frenzy No, it's
pretty good.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (36:06):
It made me laugh because I want to know what
fight happened for this to be what was said in
the fight?
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Oh, okay, we love a feud.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Justin Bieber and his wife Haley Biber have they had
a fart well in the past. Haley Bieber posts, Can I.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Just say something?
Speaker 3 (36:25):
You may all right?
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Hailey Bieber is obsessed with Selena Gomes.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Okay, Biber's X.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah, Baber's X, and like it's just it's really And
also there are those of us who like me who
know I'm going to say less than nothing about these
people who believe she's probably right to be. Don't you
think Sage? Absolutely? I think Bieber's still hung up on
Selena Gomes. I mean, even though I wrote that very
(36:53):
cruel song, Oh my Mama don't like you and she
likes everyone.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
I don't think he wrote that about her. I don't
think he wrote it.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
He wrote it with someone wrote.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Great song.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
I should have sung that on the chair Biber and
Hailey Biber. Yeah, what's her name? What was her name
before Biber? Oh? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (37:14):
She's of the dime.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
She's on the Vogue cover.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Are you huge?
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Get really?
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Who thought.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
I don't know, maybe it's one of those international ones
that doesn't really mean anything. Oh yeah, you know, like
when someone gets excited about being on the cover.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Of Australiange is great, Italian Vogue is primo.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
She's on the cover of Vogue, yep, which one I
don't know. Biber the husband comments this underneath it for
everyone to see. Are you prepared for this? Oh no,
I love it so much.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Okay, all right, yo, he wrote, that's.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Not me, that's aye. Yo. This reminds me when Haley
and I got into a huge fight. I told Hales
that she would never be on the cover of Vogue. Yikes,
I know, so so disrespect for during that I wanted
to get even. I think as we mature, we realize
that we're not helping anything by getting even. We're honestly
just prolonging what we really want, which is intimacy and connection.
(38:12):
So baby, you already know, I already know that you
forgive me for saying that you wouldn't get on a cover,
because clearly I was sadly mistaken.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Oh my goodness, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
You imagine what fight would you have to have for
your wife or husband to go.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
You know what, You're never gonna be on the cover
of Vogue. That's so peculiar.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
On the cover of Vogue, what a little bit.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
That's a strange thing to argue. And Google, are you
googling has Selena Gome He's been on the cover of Vogue?
I will she has.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
You're connecting Google, Google, You're connecting the dogs.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
I do think a lot in their household comes back
to Selena. Yeah, I do. You know? These are numerous times,
numerous times so oh, my goodness, which ones. Oh she's gorgeous,
but also alarming and also it's something weird about how
she had that falling out with the best friend that
(39:11):
gave her the kidney, sorry, gave her the kidney and
she needed even get to mention in her docco which,
by the way, I watched, she gave her Yeah, because she's.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
Got controversial to say about Selena Gomez and I don't
want to offend the Selena Gomez fans.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
I find her talking voice? So can I stop you?
I can't watch.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
I've got to stop you.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Only murder the god. Is it a medical condition to.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Do with the loopers? It's to do with the loopers? Yeah, okay,
cancel doubly in one episode.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
I hate people with diseases, hooray, and I love that's
her aunt from her.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
I think it's from It's no, it's not from the
because she's on anti rejection medication too. That's also why
she got a bit thicker for a while, because that's
what the anti rejection medication does.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
You know what you'll never be on He never be on.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
The cover of Vogue. What a strange thing to say,
and he.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Had commented it, but it also makes sense.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
And he also didn't even say and baby, you look
beautiful and.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
You deserve it and all these He actually wrote. I
was wrong, Yeah, and I'm sorry. I was sadly mistaken.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
What a bitch. He's not even happy about it.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
You're not going to be on the cover of Vogue,
then you are, and you well, I was sadly shows
what I know. But if you look closely at him,
as I have been, not that you that he had
the plugs last few weeks. He's very unwell.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
No, he's very unaware. It's not it's it's it's not
a sustainable model the way it is. But remember when
it was all churchy for a while, because I say, Tassage,
I want to go to the church. What's it called?
What you know that Hillsong? I got a Hillsong?
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Was he Hillsong?
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Yeah? He was like that group of I don't know
they were broad, I don't know what they are. Were
they Pentecostals those that religion? Anyway? I don't know, but
I see odds on if he ever comes to Melbourne,
that's where he's going to go. And I don't want
to be churning up on that day, just like I'm
a I'm a Rubbernecker. I want to be a familiar face.
(41:27):
They'll be like, there's sister Kate, Sister Kate. But then
I gave up on him ever coming. He did go,
No to Australia.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Didn't he go? And didn't he go to one of
those places?
Speaker 2 (41:37):
I think that was what gave me the idea. I
think I was a bit after.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
The fact, I was sadly mistaken that for a little
te I like that one.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Speaking of husband, so you know Peter Allen Lewis last
year my husband.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
As soon to be hot new teacher on campus.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
It was really brutal. His three weeks was brutal.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
You did not tell us how he went. It was
his placement.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Yeah, it was brutal.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
His placement, the one where they're teaching the class and
there's someone sitting at the.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Back marking them, so you're shadowing a teacher. But what
happened was his teacher called him sick for two days,
so Peter had to teach a year twelve physics class.
And this is one This is not a selective school,
but it's almost selective. It's a school in Melbourne that's
got a lot of Chinese kids and they buy in
(42:27):
the area because they want the kids to go to
this school. They are so smart, these kids that Peter said,
they should have been teaching him right, Like you got
that wrong, sir anyway, But it was brutal. And I'll
tell you something else that happened. Three weeks of him
out of the house. You know, I was so.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
Gleeful or his naps.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
I've never been happier for him to be home, alas night,
making him breakfast in bed every morning.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
He loves breakfast.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
He loves breakfast. He loves breakfast in bed. Why do
you say he loves breakfast.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Because you said that he loves breakfast and you don't because.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
You're fast, I find but I make him.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
I do listen.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
I don't know. I never know what you've listened to.
But you said an accusatory way every so, and he
loves breakfast. Mistaken the way you'd say to men you
love returning pineapples much than the demeanor you would have
had as you strode across the stage to sit on
that chair. You would have crossed your legs and then
looked at the audience like, well, here I am.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
I plugged our podcasts?
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Did you know anyway I should have? Did you mention
it to your Brisbane audiences?
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Sometimes I forget, but a couple of nights I did.
I did.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Actually, there's some buckwards. Yes, yes, love that anyway. My
husband so last year he had a milestone birthday. Now,
I don't think milestone birthdays are good for people.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Okay, some sort of sound effects fortieth I just think
for them, or.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
You know, for them all. For me, I don't like
a milestone but day. Luckily, I've had very few of
them because I don't.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
Believe in that twenty first soon.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
What are we going to do? Daddy?
Speaker 3 (44:09):
I was sadly mistaken.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Anyway. I just think very often people don't want to
have a milestone birthday, and they're forced into it by
other people and they feel that they should. And I
still maintain there is no phrase more depressing than in
a room full of people glasses and he is to
(44:32):
the next fifty that is the most depressing phrase ever.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
And fifty years young?
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Whatever? Right, you know? I just think, and I'm all
in favor of parties, as you know, have a party
at any time, it doesn't have to be And now
then people get into this plotting thing where they're like, ah, well,
the next party'll be in ten years. I'm not what
the fuck have a party at any time to wait
ten years? So you're pressed, fight people over over dressed
(45:02):
with shoes they're uncomfortable in, and you know, and we're
going to play songs from the era. Get sacked, nobody
enjoins it. Everyone feels fair.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
The other night, the other night, after a show, I
saw medow Kine, great comedian. He was all in pink Matt,
what are you doing? And pink t shirt, pink pants,
pink shoes. Is where you're going? Is a going to
a party? Pink theme? O, pink theme and he seemed
happy to be going.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Yeah, I'm happy to go to a pink party.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
I am not. And I said to this person who
I don't know, isn't the fact that you're asking people
to come enough?
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Add Okay, you've hijacked this discussion coming to your party.
You've hijacked, and I'm excited to go to turn into
your that's enough hatred of dressing.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
You just said you don't want a theme.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
No no, no no no no no no no no
get playing song. That was probably a little bit. But
my point is just to have a party, have a
pathay you know what this. I'm going to have a
party for my birthday and people go, is it a
milestone birthday? As though we live on it was a
Taliban and we can only celebrate things if they is zero. Anyway,
(46:17):
I don't, I shouldn't have any more clures.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
I didn't know that one of the Taliban rules was
only milestone birthdays.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Anyway, So my husband had a milestone birthday. It was
really great. Actually, we had a such a good number
who was fifty. It was a very good party. It
was a pool party and it was it was general madness. Anyway.
It was fine, But since then it's psychologically done something
to him like you.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
And the pineapple a pair of very broken people right now.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
We need help. We who can rebuild up.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
Not anyone in his room, sorry.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Anyway, But it's kind of cute like he's just been
leaning into I think he's trying it on like a costume,
because you know, he's very attractive, my husband, and he's
not since he's been teaching. He's got the spectacles and
he does old man things and choose on the stem
of the podcasses and you know that sort of thing.
Right anyway, So he started saying old man things and
(47:19):
they really make me laugh. So now I think he
says them right. One we were talking about our bed.
We've got a mattress here we go, a king size mattress.
And it took so long for the King to come
to our house that we got given sheets on our
wedding for a king size mattress, and ten years later
that were still in an open because we had never
got the king.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
How did you get it up your stairs?
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Oh it was very hard. They had to remove a
banner stuff, Yeah, very na anyway, So we've had the
mattress now, I reckon for ten years and it's got
a hump on it from it's got a hump in
the middle, and I have I'm sorry to say that
my side of the hump is lower than his side
(48:01):
of the hump. And it's a really good mattress. It's
the most comfortable sleeping No, it was stunning, it was
very hump, it was very expensive. Well, it's happened to
the hump kids in it?
Speaker 3 (48:12):
It did the hump grow over time? Do we think
or was there one thing that happened one day?
Speaker 2 (48:16):
We don't know. Powers It's like you try having a
hundred kilos lye on you for teen years. Try the
two of you. Anyway, So I said to Peter, there's
like a bit. Do you think we should get a
new mattress? Any went no, this one will see us out.
(48:41):
That is the most depressed ever, Just this one will
see us out next to my hump. It made me
laugh so much, so now he loves saying things will
see us out. Right. Then he said it when the
new pope got elected. He went, well, this pope will
see it's still it's such fun to say.
Speaker 3 (49:03):
That's so weird that he said that, because I had
a thought about the pope where I went, oh, I've
only probably got two or three or four popes. Like,
how many popes do you have left? Well, it depends many.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
If they keep electing the old ones, you should have
a run of teams.
Speaker 3 (49:18):
I have a theory on the pope. Oh give me,
I reckon he's hamming it up a bit the oldness.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Oh, because he's not that old, only sixty eight.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
Right, But have you seen him? He acts like he's
he's shuffling and he's like waving. Maybe he did that,
he's hamming it up.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
He did that to get elected. Maybe he's hamming it
up and now he can't be all sprightly.
Speaker 3 (49:39):
Also, he's American.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
You know what he's done weird, the opposite of what
Joe Biden did, isn't it? How amazing?
Speaker 3 (49:47):
Well that he that's my little theory. He's banging it
on the pop banging.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
I want to see he's acting.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
Than I did with that chair. Let me tell.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
You imagine again. Oh my goodness, what's his name? This pope? Leo?
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Leo?
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (50:09):
I haven't an American? Have seen him on the news footage?
Speaker 2 (50:14):
Is he on snaps?
Speaker 3 (50:15):
No? Is not? He'd be on TikTok? What the paper'd
be on TikTok. I think the Catholic Church has always
had a TikTok account. Before we go, I spoke about
Cody's love of the security cameras. Oh, yes, changed.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
He's watching them all the time. It's my daughter watches
an it's.
Speaker 3 (50:32):
His favorite toy. A couple of buckheads messaged just wanted
to know what's going on. What's going on out there
with people with security cameras?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
Security cameras?
Speaker 3 (50:41):
Deb, Hello buckhead Deb. She said, it's definitely time to
get one. We have ring security cameras all around the
house because my husband is obsessed. And here's a bit
of a baddie sneaking into our front yard and the
dark got up to the side of the house and bam,
the security light comes on and he high tails out
of there.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Really good. So hang on, I'm confused, works Kim, back up,
it's just not enough. You live in this, in this
Chinese CCTV world, but we.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
Don't you get notifications right, and then if something happens
at records, the light comes on. Yeah, so they can
see props well.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
Like starlik thgeen. Yeah great, okay, that great?
Speaker 3 (51:20):
Yeah, Kim messages messages.
Speaker 2 (51:24):
What if someone's trying to throw someone at surprise party.
Speaker 3 (51:27):
Not anymore all pink themes surprise in zero. We've caught
a lot on our door cam. We left some stuff
we were giving away on Facebook Marketplace out front and
the person who came to collect it decided they were
also going to take our patio furniture in tuak or Hello, Hello,
(51:54):
listening to our pod your guest house, Yes, listening to
our pod, watching your pool cleaner do the job? Yes?
Love this.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
In fact, they're having the butler listen to the pod Ford.
Speaker 3 (52:03):
And if your name's a Damo, you're living to go
on at seven am on a Monday morning. Recently, my
neighbor asked me if my doorbell camera was recording all
night as someone was trying to break into the cars
in our rear communal car park. Upon reviewing the footage,
there was a junkie with no shoes staring through the
(52:24):
blinds of my lounde room watching me watch TV at
ten pm.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
That's you know, it was just goggle Box.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
I love it. Goggleo a budget.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
The Buckup podcast is hosted by me, Kate lane Brook
and him Nathan Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha
French audio and sound by the magnificent Yack Lawrence. You
might call him Jack and Tom Evans are We're lucky.
Speaker 4 (53:05):
H
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, hey, bitch tits.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
The world you see is a.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will cut
you off at the knees then gift.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You a pair of easies.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And that, my friends, is why you always always need.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
A buck up about it. Bad, a bad, bad.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Bad decide you were going to do that, I.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Just I thought, that's perfect time. I'll unzip my jacket.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
And zip the jacket. Out came the girls.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
And revealed the schemes. It's actually not scheme. It's actually
a Skim's knockoff that I ordered it three m Yeah,
it's not even called Skims. Scott her name on it.
It's got no label.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Hello Ky Lane Brook, Oh, Nate Valve. We've always thought
about the Skims thing with Kim k Did she really
invent a tight bit of clothing to go under clothing?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
No, she became a billionaire for it because before that
they had spanks. We can't talk about spanks without talking
about the person who needs them more than anybody else.
Best producer in the world.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I had no idea where that was going.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
The reason that I say that is, of course we
know that Sash's nat is a pin.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Doesn't need no spanks.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
She needs they spanky.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Well she told me she was a nudist last week
or the week before. Shocking, surprising, very surprising. Bracy nudes
are always uncle and producers.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yes, apparently so hey, so I think spanks. Yes, By
the way, the best thing ever happened to her who
Kim Kardash Yes, when she first remember it was going
to be called kimono, did not know that, And remember
there was all this backlash for her range because it
was cultural appropriation, right.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Snooze first, it's also a bad name.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
And then she came up with skins, which is so
much better.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
It's way better, Yes, but explain what the difference between
skins and.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Before that there was spanks and they were all really hard,
and they were like they had big thick elastic bands
and getting into them was nearly impossible, and they were
flesh colored or just black. They were just heavy.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
The point though, bring it all in, No, but.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
So she invented this to use this material and just
to make them like a bit make great undies. I'm
Sash is a fan of their g strings.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
That you sleep they swam this year, every episode of
the buck Up, we're just finding more and more out
about my horny producers.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Correct, because she's a New Zealander. And years ago when
Peter was working as an engineer, so long, long time ago,
and I first started working with Sasha, and Sash was
just a racy little unit always has been. And one
of the guys who worked with Peter. Oh, you couldn't
make this comment now, but at the time it really
(03:37):
made us laugh. We were outside with the smokers, always
the best people, and he said he was a great guy,
one of those weird dry guysmokers who may well be
ripped now because he couldn't imagine him being long for
this one because he was such a brilliant character.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Now he's vaping, young guy.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Okay, anyway, and he goes we were talking about Sash
for some reason, her name. I think he listened to
the show and he goes, ah, he goes, New Zealanders
tap him on the head and their pants fall down.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Just what a line. Brilliant and and you're very small,
very easy to do.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
That's right. She's just delightful, delight.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Well who you are in your skims.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Here, I am my skims knockoff.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
You look excellent again.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
A sign of success that you've been good enough at
what you do for someone to steal from you, which
happens to comedians all the time.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Happens to me stealing your ideas. Yeah, because I've got
your book coming out next year?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Is it a romance?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I'm going to Italy with.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
A lockdown.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
It's god how to become a cooker. Speaking of the Kardashians,
Oh my god, you know it's my favorite thing to do.
Have you seen Chris Jana's new face? It is the
best world I have seen since Loewen.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Where are they getting?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
This? Must be the same guy. Okay, I've got Lindsay
Lowan's new face. We've got Thingo's new face. Anne Hathaway, Yeah,
we've got Chris Jenner.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
And Hathaway's face wasn't good because you shouldn't look at
it and go new face. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Well, Christianny are half through because she's one hundred and
now she looks younger than all of them.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
So okay, I'm going to breathe you scene the Queen
of new faces, Martha Stewart, Oh, unbelievable. Well, I saw
it ninety but I didn't blow it up, so I
haven't seen it.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Really creepy thing about Chris Jennery is and I'm all
for it, but it's creepy. She clearly goes in with
a photo of Kim and says, make me look like
my daughter. You can tell.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
But also she was the one who orchestrated the deal
for her daughter's sex tape.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yeah, so, I mean so she could have her face,
say that.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Going in and want of her faces. The creepiest thing
about her that personally has a mother, has a mother.
That's not the top of my list.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Great new face, christ Jenna, Wow, show me, show me
if someone knows who did it, I haven't had a
good look. Send it over to the fucker.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Oh it's amazing, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
So Well, they've got nothing else to do. They're billionaires
and they've got very busy. You've got nothing else to
do except look good.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, but they do a lot of meetings. They have
a lot of meetings, they plan a lot of parties.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah? So she looks like Kim. Oh my goodness, what yeah?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Right?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
What?
Speaker 3 (06:35):
Uh huh?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
That's heavily airbrush.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I will show you the buddy, I said, cold. We
have such pitches. Someone showed me and I went, I
need footage. Oh my perfect goodness, perfect google it. Christiana's
new face.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I need a new face.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
No you don't.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah, because I can no longer show my face in
the pineapple shop.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I'm going to get you made a balaclava a little
with some little pineapples embroidered on it. I have gone
away and made a new sound effect for our podcast.
And this is inspired by you. And next time you
tell a story about the pineapple or something similar, we're
just going to play what I'm calling the am radio sound.
(07:32):
We have Kate Laine Brook on the line. Kate take
us away with the pineapple voice.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
With that, do you do you want to return a pineapple?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
I say yes?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Did you get a sour orange and your suck for Christmas?
With the lumber cal You know that voice? You know
that nineteen thirties voice. I can't anything that sounds pineapple ish?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Hello over there? Do you wish to return your pineapple? Ma'am?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
That's it?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
That's the voice to improv.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Can you add to that next time?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
So you're not happy with what I did.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
No, I love it. The music's perfect.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
You want to create a voice. You want to Christiana
that you want.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Me to yeah, children to be a bit more Kim Okay, yeah,
I'll do it, and a bit less Carmie.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
This is a creative relationship and I've taken you your feedback.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I was so going to say something then about I
really I sensed myself. Oh talking about Carmie.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Oh, yes, that's what he doesn't sense. So so why
should you? Did you hear the name of his new
song that you released last week?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Is that I'm not saying the guy that you look
like it's the guy?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Two things about our faces. Two things if you're new
about pod Kate can't go into a fruit shop because
you returned to pine Apple, and I can't go anywhere
because I look like Hitler.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
But you do, and you know you do. And one
day you all of a sudden, at the live show,
our first ever live show, you've.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Realized there in the moment, yes, that you think, could.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
You know what it's disturbing about this little man? Is
it the fact that he's carrying an easel?
Speaker 3 (09:07):
What was I carrying?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
He was an artist?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Oh? Was he?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Or he was, but still by his paintings, and in fact,
I think I think they're a pretty solid investment. Yeah,
I mean, yeah, sure and quite frankly, and I know
people you know, this is always the conversation that people have.
Can you separate the artists from the art?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
I will say, I think with Hitler, yes.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I think, I think probably you're right, And yeah, people
haven't because this is my thing about separating the artists
from the art. If you, you know, ban someone because
you don't like their politics or you don't like.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Him, Jay is the one, the true one I struggle.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
With, right And will I tell you why you don't
ban the artist?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Tell me why, because Smooth Criminal is my favorite song.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Of all time. Because if you ban the artist, then
you've got nothing, and you've got a negative because all
you've got is this person who is accused of doing
these really terrible things. You've got a soul deficit. Whereas
you can cancel the person but still enjoy their art,
and then you've got a.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
That's you don't have to we are pro.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Goodness. One day they're going to isolate that. It's no
three SIPs, no the take off, the cal away.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
A man can't even have three SIPs and say broke
this country anymore?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
This country anyway? Pineapples, pineapples anyway, the worst, the lowest, deep.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeah, but we know how it ended. But what we
want to do very quickly. Some people reached out about
actually quite a.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Lot, a lot of there was a lot of.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
Thing dms, a couple of commons feedback and what's the
general take, Kate.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Well, generally, I'm boyed. I'm actually saying this could be
a political movement because this is there's a great there's
a feeling that people in this country are not being
spoken for.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
A couple of weeks in politics. Kate, this is good.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
This is I see a gap and and like Sash
has offered to suitors in the past, it's ready to
be filled. Sorry, that was a bit much, wasn't it.
I approve of it.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
We're going to come over and tap you on the head.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
But anyway, but people have returned stuff fruit, pineapple. Antigony.
That's a great name, right name, that's so I'm going
to say, that's so Greek. I was in a play
called Antigony, not that I want to make.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
It about me, Like what was it about? A big
drama about someone returning.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Return the pineapple cate. My parents returned to watermelon. That
wasn't wrong, and they got their money back. Hot cakes
from McDonald's mind you. The day after don't even try.
My dad misordered for my nephew ended up with ten
extra pancakes. Let me tell you we were forced to
eat them for days.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Oh that sounds like owl. Oh no Macas hotcakes?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
And also what pussy they can't eat? I could eat
ten pancakes in a sitting and still I still be hungry.
Can't eat?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Oka say something about the hot game.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
You touch the sun.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
This bike head that's metioning you this, These pike head's
got a point. What is it about hotcakes from Macas?
They are delicious? Delicious instantly, yes, but then minutes later
they're not.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
They're not made to be eaten. Weeks later, they're not
archaeological remnants.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
I'm talking minutes later.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, stiff, they go change. Maybe I think they've been
you know when things have been micro waves, like I
give ever microwaved burrito about me looking you and you.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Look so serious in your life.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
But also I could see your mind your mind. Are
you medicated or un tonight?
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I don't know, it's up to figure it out.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I can see when your mind is racing and you're
trying to guess what I'm going to come up, What
example I'm going to give When you've ever microwave day
and I can see your mind racing, you weren't expecting burrito.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
I really was.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I don't think I was honest. But you know, straight away.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
As soon as you say your microwaved a burrito, in
a matter of seconds, everyone's figured out you've had a
big night, you got on the piss, you got it
from somewhere late.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
No actual, I'm saying, the next day you're warming it. No,
not the stuffed one you hungover. Not the stuffed one one.
The ones in the packet just called burritos around this,
I don't know what else to call them.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
They're not burritos.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Yeah, they're burritos. Explain it to me, Yeah, burritos. The
shell a soft taco. Okay, there's burritos, there's inchiladoes, there's
all sorts of go.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Do something, because it's time sensitive. Many people contacting us
about the pineapple, however, Yes, a friend of the pod. Yes,
a buck up. We both love and respect who you
do the project with.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Some time.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
A buckwhit, who I've worked with many years, has something
to say about about returning food.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Oh, let's call him Nick Cody. An ally an.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Ally an ally, Yes, he is an ally.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
He's an ally ally.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
You are?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
You know?
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I've always thought about you, Nick Cody. You look like
someone that should bully me, but you don't.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
It's true. He's very Also, you've got you look like
you should be steering. You should be stealing a sheep. Really,
somewhere far from a metropolitan.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
City on a Sunday, lame is on a Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yes, your column a column bee, that's what your top
on Friday, bottom on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
We call that verse.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
I don't know if if I've ever told you this.
The only people that slide into my dms are gay
men asking me if I'm really married.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Oh really, because you're a beer, he's a bear.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
I told you this many years ago, Nick, I said
to you, and you seem shocked by it. I said,
there's there are a lot of gays that really are
into the Nick Cody. Hey, excuse me. It is good
news for you because you know what gays do. They
booked tickets, Yeah, they do.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
And you know what they.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
Travel in packs of fifteen.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Unlike in their relationships, in their adoration of public figures,
they're faithful.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
When there's a group of gay men together, it's called
a gossip. It's a gossip up.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Look, there's so much we can learn on this pod.
But you know where I you and I really saw,
as the French would say, you to your Nick Cody
was when we were discussing the now infamous scar on
my soul.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
My story of returning food is much sadder than Kate. Kate, correct,
Kate was correct. Hang on what I hang on?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Hang on for correct, We're going to get a sound effect.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Correct.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Thanks Nick Cody, great for joining us.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Yeah. I try to return a roast chook.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Man, Okay it was not cooked enough.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Well, I got the roast chok home. It was one
of those situations. I took past from veggies and everything
from the kids, and then out of nowhere, Dad is
their chicken with no chicken. Give me a minute. Shoot
down to the local shop, nice, nice little supermarket, grab
the roast chalk. Get home. I opened it up and
I'm like, what's happening here? Did did this chicken grow
(17:39):
up next to a nuclear power plant? This thing is
off right. It just was wrong.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
What was wrong about it?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
It just looked wrong. I'm like, this doesn't look like
a chicken. I'm a man that's eaten a lot of
roast chalk. Yeah, I've eaten a lot of the you know,
the bachelor's handbag they call it. I've had heaps of them, yeah, thousands. Yeah,
this was just wrong. And I said, sorry, boys, I've
got to take it back. I can't give you this.
(18:08):
There's something wrong with this chicken. Rushed back to the supermarket,
took it to the deli, showed the girl and said, ma'am,
I'm so sorry, but this chicken. I don't know what's happened,
but it's a disaster. I can't seed this for my kids.
And she looked. She looked in the bag and said, yeah, mate,
it's upside down, just in their glove pans. Turned it
(18:33):
around in the bag.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
And then did you take it home?
Speaker 4 (18:36):
The same?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
And it was delicious.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
It was fantastic. You know what, I've never opened the
bag to see it from that angle.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Well, did you know what's in there?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
But now that Nick mentions it, when have you ever
looked down before?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
It's pretty No, no, it's not good.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
So you walked home with your chicken. Kate went home
with mandarin juice. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Oh sorry, I forgot to bring that up. That was
awful your story, Kate. It was like ray Gun. Remember
everyone hated ray Gun. Yes, and I think everyone hated
you at the like I'm returning a pineapple.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
And then you get to the store and it was
when Raygun started doing interviews and everyone loves her again.
Everyone loved Raygun and we thought Langbrook spot on here,
this person being very rude to were cakes correct? The
pineapples off? And then you said it's all right, old
Trader for Amanda Injoy And that was the start of
the story where Raygun tried to see the comedian and
(19:33):
everyone hated Raygun again. You had and you lost it.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
And Nick before we let you go different Via, But
I think we should plug your podcast as well.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Mid mid Flight fight.
Speaker 4 (19:49):
Fights, Cody, now mid flight brawl, mid flight.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
But why isn't it mid flight fight That's a good question.
I love we love you, Nick Cady, and we're not
just saying around top he dog.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
We're not just saying that we love you because you
said you love us.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
For us.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
It's not one of those relationships. I've always loved Nick Cody.
I had Nick Cody perform at my gig the other week.
It's how good was Nick Cody?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Nick Cady is brilliant.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
If you're listening and you've never seen Nick Cody live,
go see Nick Cody live, one of my favorite comics.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Thank you very much, Legends, and keep putting out this
grab podcast. I'm going to clap myself out.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah, we love Nick ba boom a bad a bad
a bad bad bad bad beat.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
But to the non Melbournians for the next two minutes,
just hang with us. We'll come back to you in
a minute. But we have to say the thing that,
for some reason, every Victorian says it around May June
every year it.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Is so cold. It's so cold. All right, Now, you
seem to think that this is unre What time do
you get up in the morning?
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Some thirty?
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yeah, okay, So I go to a boot camp. That's
how I keep this rig time.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Man.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
So I go what what? No?
Speaker 3 (21:06):
You said, Well, well, I was like, well you're also
wearing skims.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
Oh yeah, that also that also boot camp? All right,
so that starts at six o'clock. I saw that look,
you two exchange Stash's look. Was you got away with it?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
My godness?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Did sometimes?
Speaker 1 (21:24):
You know?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Slashized relationship is like his little siblings at dinner and
one of us says something sometimes and the other one.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
You know what? It gave your way home? Look, that
was what gate. You would have got away with it
and I would have moved on. Come on, all right,
we know boot camp is not working as well as
it's short.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Why excuse me? That is not what.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Anyway? So I go to boot camp every morning, not
every morning devastating things. Honestly, he'd have to get his
money back once a week, no more than that. That's hurtful.
What's wrong with me? I don't I'm not the same.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
You're not the same.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
I've got a deep I can't lie a scar.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
This shop, this girl in the shop has shaken you.
She's mad. There's a crack in the.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
She whatever it really has, I don't like it like her?
Why was she?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Was she done?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
It was the thing at the end that got me. Anyway,
let's not revisit it anyways, bootcat. This is so, and
it's outside so suddenly it's the suddenness of the cold
that's got people. It is overnight suddenness. It's overnight because
last week I was I went on Friday morning, I
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was in a singlet and on Monday morning it was
so cold I couldn't even take my jacket off. I
normally don't even wear a jacket. And one of the
women there, see it's two degree gross two degree.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Cody's sister lives out east and she did a screencap
the other morning and it was negative for negative force.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
She's a Queensland well.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
Now no, now she's a Victorian.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
Yeah, but she can't.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Yes, I get the point this fruit.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I've lost my capacity to be understood.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Speaking of being I know you go to boot camp, right, yes?
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Do you ever have that moment where exercise is forced
upon you? It's unplanned and it proves to you just
how unfit you are, like exactly what I thought I was. Okay,
I move around you are you ing?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Nimble on stage?
Speaker 3 (23:51):
That's nice? Nimble on stage? That's good enough. Isn't it
a dog to deal with?
Speaker 2 (23:55):
You can walk upstairs without puffy.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
I walk up stairs. I don't smoke.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
You don't smell. I don't and yet you're smoking.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Oh thank you. Kate the name of your nail polish
you brought out many years ago, many years ago. At
the airport the other day, surprise, surprise, I read the
app wrong. Classic. Oh no, I'm at Gate four. Read
it aboard and then they're saying Gate four boards and
it's the nine thirty to to Woomba. Like, I don't
(24:25):
remember my gig being in too Woomba. Yeah, I thought
I was going to Brisbane right for the comedy Festival.
Thank you to the buckheads that came and saw the
last year. I looked down, I'm like, oh my god,
that's the boarding number. Introduced boarding numbers. They printed on
the boarding numbers. You can't board into your number of
(24:45):
numbers called that's absolutely chaos.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
They're shipping it literally cattle class now chaos.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Apparently they're doing it from the back to the front.
So if you don't whatever, whatever, I look take care.
I wish I did, because I thould have had access
to a those cars.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
I had people in those cars.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
My plane was boarding and I was on Gate four
and you had to be Gate twenties four or something.
For those of you who know Melbourne Airport, the other
proper other side. No, I will die of embarrassment. If
there is footage of this release would.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Be running airports are all camera running with the little
backpack had some things. Well you did have a roll away, no,
because that would have made it perfect. It would have
been because that sort of bounces.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
You know. I'll be honest with you. If I had
my little luggage with the wheels, I would have just
been okay with missing the fly. I'm not running with that.
But I ran i ran I, ran I arrived there
that whole layer. It's okay, it's okay. It was the
last one all the who It took me the flight
to Brisbane to Recha two hours half the flight. I
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was not right. My chat was petty.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
I was.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
I was like, with's someone next to you?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
You know what? On the way up, there wasn't dream
dream resolves.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Because otherwise they you would have had to try and
regulate you.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I have spoken to Cody, but it I have now
come to peace with I need to like get a
PT or something, because I shouldn't be that unfit. So O, Kate,
I cannot tell you how hell you know what? How
much pain was here?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Your attitude is wrong.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
The next day you may next day I woke up
in my hotel room and my calves hurt. I had
stiff calves from running to an airport gate. So maybe
I will come join you.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
But you really had to bolt.
Speaker 3 (26:41):
I have to run.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
What time did to you before six am?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Six?
Speaker 2 (26:46):
But they do six and then they do nine. But
I think nine is for mums who've just done the
school drop off, I'd say, and dads. I guarantee there's
none of them there, and that that group's a bit different.
I think I shouldn't have used that, for that's a terrible.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
A weird voice. But you know, a comedian once said
to me, the really good thing about my job is
our own hours and all the things that we work on.
We kind of call the shots when we want to
do the stuff. They said, you can go to the
gym at Grandma hours. So if you go to the
like eleven midday one, there's no one there except the elderly.
(27:20):
Everyone dance do that, well, apparent some comedian doesn't do.
So maybe I should do a weight class.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Exercise is very good. I'm not saying it's easy, like
I've spent my whole life like doing nothing. Sash is amazing.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
I hate it.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Everyone hates it. But here's the thing. I'm going to
say something to you. Then I said to my daughter,
here we go. Stop waiting to like it.
Speaker 3 (27:47):
Oh god, that's good.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Stop waiting. That's a rag.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
God that's good.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Stop waiting to like it. Why would you like it?
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Because I live for instant gratification.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Everyone does.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
And a lot of the time when you start something,
I'm bad at it at the start. Give up.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Everyone does. But you know what, that's a that's an
absolute like path to ruination.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Remember I walked out of that acting class, joined that
acting school, and in the first class they made me
sit on this chair and do this weird thing. I
never went behind.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Oh my goodness, I forgot about what.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Did they do? What happened? It was so humiliating that
I literally never went back. And it was your fine apple.
And then I emailed the school and said to the teacher,
is it okay if I just used that money for
some one on one sessions? And he said, of course.
So I just moved out of the class.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Did you ever have the one on one session?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
So he has had a great tip. He was like,
and let's save them until you have an audition.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Because they had an audition well that was not.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
I didn't need for it because it was just for
And I didn't get that one either.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Maybe I did never you've never, you know.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Sometimes I get auditions scared. This is a showers little
Showby's story for people listening. You get asked an audition
for stuff, and then I read the script and think,
this is never going to be me. Let's save you
an hour travel, let's save me the self tape.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
But sometimes they want to see you. They might think
of you for something else I've got. Like, for instance,
if they're casting a show and they like, oh, this
character is so perverted, apparently he's pro then they're like,
pull up that, They'll pull up your interview. This an interview, Yeah,
(29:32):
your audition.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
So I went to the acting school.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
What did they make you do?
Speaker 3 (29:36):
And so I arrived at this acting class. How many
people fifteen of us? Eight of them give me that.
Eight of them were the best looking people I've ever
seen them are really fame. I was like, oh boy,
they want to live.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
And I'm like, well, light up the sky, run my
name fame.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
First class. Everyone's a bit nervy, and I was like,
I'm I'm here to learn how to act how old
give me a range, proper range.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
There were some oldies. Yeah, I love an oldie in
an acting couple of oldies.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Yeah. We had to stand in a circle. Yeah, which
is already I hate if I'm standing in a circle
of any kind and I'm already like, this is going
to be hell.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
Isn't it?
Speaker 3 (30:15):
You know?
Speaker 2 (30:15):
One of the biggest bad pagan one of my Yeah,
one of.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
My biggest fears in life is someone asking me in
front of a group of people, what do you do
for fun?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Oh? No, do us people?
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Have you ever been to?
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Like, no, what do you do for anyone?
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Listening to our pod? That's like works for some sort
of like.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Oh no, that's a terrible question thing.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
Or you go away for a get to know being fun.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Yeah, I know that nothing makes you feel less fun
than that.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Question what do you do for fun?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Not this, but also what I don't know? I mean,
everything is fun?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
What is fun?
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Is it is fun?
Speaker 3 (30:51):
Fun?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Well? Everything? We have fun with everything that we do.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
So my worst nightmare is you're standing in a circle
and someone throws you a little hacky sack.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
And then pass it someone Yeah you know, Okay, you
had to write to someone else and say their name.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
For five others into Michael Jackson because I'm prop thank
you to someone.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Else, okay, and say their name.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Bit of that humiliating, you know, every.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Time we say she's making a note, and which is
quite right. They've all got to go and we've got
to stop making Jack's life a night.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
Mean, we've got to cut them out because the algorithm.
So then the teacher puts this chair on the on
the stage, a chair and nothing else, and then no instructions,
no instructions, he just goes and sits down. And then
(31:44):
the fifteen of us are all just left. We're just
sitting there, standing, looking sitting. No one knows what to do.
And then some brave person gets up for just walked
and they sat on the chair.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Their footsteps had never sounded so loud.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
And they just looked like were acting right by sitting
on the chair and say anything. Complete silence.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
I just looked at you all.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
No, they were acting, so they weren't looking at.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Us, acting at the fourth wall.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Acting. All I could keep thinking of was out in
the distance, in the very far distance, I could hear
a tram ding, and what I would give to be.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
On that tram and you don't like public trains, and
so what happened it got to my turn. Were people
just walking up in some sitting on one by one.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
There wasn't even an order.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
People just knew yeah, right to get up.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
So I was last. Yeah, of course, and I go
and I just was like, this is hell on earth.
I sat on the chair and look at me clamming
up thinking about it.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Oh yeah, it wasn't.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
As bad as returning upon now anything. No, no one did.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Yeah, but you could the instructions. I sat, You're like
a sheeple, just mindlessly following, following what the other.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
And then we all got vaxed. Yeah. I sat did
some acting. I think what, I don't know what idea?
And then I stood up and then I walked back
and then out of everyone, I was the only one.
He said, do that again. I don't know what. You
do it again?
Speaker 2 (33:18):
Do it again?
Speaker 1 (33:19):
What?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Because he loved it so at all?
Speaker 3 (33:23):
Uncle?
Speaker 2 (33:25):
What what? You walked on the stage and sat on
a chair and he said, do it again? Were you
doing your prancing and your maybe you would have had
a slightly superior look on your face to mask your
deep insecurity that you felt, you know how you do that,
(33:46):
am I right.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Yeah, that's what it's about.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
It might have been your character.
Speaker 3 (33:50):
And then I sat down and in that moment, the
second time I knew I was never ever stepping forward
in this class ever. Again, he was the nicest person
I've ever met.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
But that's why he made you do it again.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
So then he was said, acting, gather around, kids, if
you want to learn how to act. All acting is
is getting rid of everything that you carry already. The
way you carry your shoulders, the way you move your eyes,
the way you breathe, the way you bite your nails.
It's all defense mechanism, and acting is you've got to
learn how to just let go of all of it
and just be. And you know what I don't want
(34:22):
to do be?
Speaker 2 (34:23):
No, No, you don't. You're just a collection of like
immaculately curated and impeccably groomed defense mechanisms. And without them,
there is no Nate Balfo. That is a ludicrous proposition.
I don't know who he is. This Stanislast, You've nailed it.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
That's everyone, though, it's absolutely everyone. And so they were
very kind and he was lovely, like, yep, I'll work
with you on an audition. You don't have to do
that ever, So.
Speaker 2 (34:51):
When people talk about masking, I'm so tired. I spend
all day masking. Everybody spends all day masking. That's what
living in society.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
Do it again?
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Do it again?
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Being so bad at acting you can't even walk and
sit down.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
I'd love to have seen it act. I'd loved it.
Maybe the live show, can you re enact it and
we'll have absolute, stone cold silence from the audience.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Do you know who I'm going to invite it to
our live show, The Girl from the Frog.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
Imagine if she tries to return her ticket, do you
know what I'd give her?
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Ay money back for Amandarin Jews.
Speaker 2 (35:31):
If you know what bend Over, pull a spine out
of his ass and you'll see if he's right.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Let's talk about celebrities, celebrities, people that can act. Maybe
you know.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Every now and then, I like to bad, bad, bad,
bad bad.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Celebrity chit chat. I do like it.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
We love it, but we like it. We like it
to have been like a steak well rested.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
This is actually pretty new wish for I don't want
I don't happened last two weeks that frenzy No, it's
pretty good.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
What is that?
Speaker 3 (36:06):
It made me laugh because I want to know what
fight happened for this to be what was said in
the fight?
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Oh, okay, we love a feud.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Justin Bieber and his wife Haley Biber have they had
a fart well in the past. Haley Bieber posts, Can I.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Just say something?
Speaker 3 (36:25):
You may all right?
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Hailey Bieber is obsessed with Selena Gomes.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Okay, Biber's X.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah, Baber's X, and like it's just it's really And
also there are those of us who like me who
know I'm going to say less than nothing about these
people who believe she's probably right to be. Don't you
think Sage? Absolutely? I think Bieber's still hung up on
Selena Gomes. I mean, even though I wrote that very
(36:53):
cruel song, Oh my Mama don't like you and she
likes everyone.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
I don't think he wrote that about her. I don't
think he wrote it.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
He wrote it with someone wrote.
Speaker 4 (37:04):
Great song.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
I should have sung that on the chair Biber and
Hailey Biber. Yeah, what's her name? What was her name
before Biber? Oh? Thank you?
Speaker 2 (37:14):
She's of the dime.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
She's on the Vogue cover.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Are you huge?
Speaker 3 (37:18):
Get really?
Speaker 2 (37:19):
Who thought.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
I don't know, maybe it's one of those international ones
that doesn't really mean anything. Oh yeah, you know, like
when someone gets excited about being on the cover.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
Of Australiange is great, Italian Vogue is primo.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
She's on the cover of Vogue, yep, which one I
don't know. Biber the husband comments this underneath it for
everyone to see. Are you prepared for this? Oh no,
I love it so much.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Okay, all right, yo, he wrote, that's.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Not me, that's aye. Yo. This reminds me when Haley
and I got into a huge fight. I told Hales
that she would never be on the cover of Vogue. Yikes,
I know, so so disrespect for during that I wanted
to get even. I think as we mature, we realize
that we're not helping anything by getting even. We're honestly
just prolonging what we really want, which is intimacy and connection.
(38:12):
So baby, you already know, I already know that you
forgive me for saying that you wouldn't get on a cover,
because clearly I was sadly mistaken.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Oh my goodness, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
You imagine what fight would you have to have for
your wife or husband to go.
Speaker 2 (38:31):
You know what, You're never gonna be on the cover
of Vogue. That's so peculiar.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
On the cover of Vogue, what a little bit.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
That's a strange thing to argue. And Google, are you
googling has Selena Gome He's been on the cover of Vogue?
I will she has.
Speaker 3 (38:48):
You're connecting Google, Google, You're connecting the dogs.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
I do think a lot in their household comes back
to Selena. Yeah, I do. You know? These are numerous times,
numerous times so oh, my goodness, which ones. Oh she's gorgeous,
but also alarming and also it's something weird about how
she had that falling out with the best friend that
(39:11):
gave her the kidney, sorry, gave her the kidney and
she needed even get to mention in her docco which,
by the way, I watched, she gave her Yeah, because she's.
Speaker 3 (39:21):
Got controversial to say about Selena Gomez and I don't
want to offend the Selena Gomez fans.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
Okay, all right.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
I find her talking voice? So can I stop you?
I can't watch.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
I've got to stop you.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Only murder the god. Is it a medical condition to.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
Do with the loopers? It's to do with the loopers? Yeah, okay,
cancel doubly in one episode.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
I hate people with diseases, hooray, and I love that's
her aunt from her.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
I think it's from It's no, it's not from the
because she's on anti rejection medication too. That's also why
she got a bit thicker for a while, because that's
what the anti rejection medication does.
Speaker 3 (40:10):
You know what you'll never be on He never be on.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
The cover of Vogue. What a strange thing to say,
and he.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Had commented it, but it also makes sense.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
And he also didn't even say and baby, you look
beautiful and.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
You deserve it and all these He actually wrote. I
was wrong, Yeah, and I'm sorry. I was sadly mistaken.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
What a bitch. He's not even happy about it.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
You're not going to be on the cover of Vogue,
then you are, and you well, I was sadly shows
what I know. But if you look closely at him,
as I have been, not that you that he had
the plugs last few weeks. He's very unwell.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
No, he's very unaware. It's not it's it's it's not
a sustainable model the way it is. But remember when
it was all churchy for a while, because I say, Tassage,
I want to go to the church. What's it called?
What you know that Hillsong? I got a Hillsong?
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Was he Hillsong?
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Yeah? He was like that group of I don't know
they were broad, I don't know what they are. Were
they Pentecostals those that religion? Anyway? I don't know, but
I see odds on if he ever comes to Melbourne,
that's where he's going to go. And I don't want
to be churning up on that day, just like I'm
a I'm a Rubbernecker. I want to be a familiar face.
(41:27):
They'll be like, there's sister Kate, Sister Kate. But then
I gave up on him ever coming. He did go,
No to Australia.
Speaker 3 (41:35):
Didn't he go? And didn't he go to one of
those places?
Speaker 2 (41:37):
I think that was what gave me the idea. I
think I was a bit after.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
The fact, I was sadly mistaken that for a little
te I like that one.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Speaking of husband, so you know Peter Allen Lewis last
year my husband.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
As soon to be hot new teacher on campus.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
It was really brutal. His three weeks was brutal.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
You did not tell us how he went. It was
his placement.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Yeah, it was brutal.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
His placement, the one where they're teaching the class and
there's someone sitting at the.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Back marking them, so you're shadowing a teacher. But what
happened was his teacher called him sick for two days,
so Peter had to teach a year twelve physics class.
And this is one This is not a selective school,
but it's almost selective. It's a school in Melbourne that's
got a lot of Chinese kids and they buy in
(42:27):
the area because they want the kids to go to
this school. They are so smart, these kids that Peter said,
they should have been teaching him right, Like you got
that wrong, sir anyway, But it was brutal. And I'll
tell you something else that happened. Three weeks of him
out of the house. You know, I was so.
Speaker 3 (42:44):
Gleeful or his naps.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
I've never been happier for him to be home, alas night,
making him breakfast in bed every morning.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
He loves breakfast.
Speaker 2 (42:53):
He loves breakfast. He loves breakfast in bed. Why do
you say he loves breakfast.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Because you said that he loves breakfast and you don't because.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
You're fast, I find but I make him.
Speaker 3 (43:01):
I do listen.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
I don't know. I never know what you've listened to.
But you said an accusatory way every so, and he
loves breakfast. Mistaken the way you'd say to men you
love returning pineapples much than the demeanor you would have
had as you strode across the stage to sit on
that chair. You would have crossed your legs and then
looked at the audience like, well, here I am.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
I plugged our podcasts?
Speaker 2 (43:27):
Did you know anyway I should have? Did you mention
it to your Brisbane audiences?
Speaker 3 (43:34):
Sometimes I forget, but a couple of nights I did.
I did.
Speaker 2 (43:37):
Actually, there's some buckwards. Yes, yes, love that anyway. My
husband so last year he had a milestone birthday. Now,
I don't think milestone birthdays are good for people.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Okay, some sort of sound effects fortieth I just think
for them, or.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
You know, for them all. For me, I don't like
a milestone but day. Luckily, I've had very few of
them because I don't.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
Believe in that twenty first soon.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
What are we going to do? Daddy?
Speaker 3 (44:09):
I was sadly mistaken.
Speaker 2 (44:12):
Anyway. I just think very often people don't want to
have a milestone birthday, and they're forced into it by
other people and they feel that they should. And I
still maintain there is no phrase more depressing than in
a room full of people glasses and he is to
(44:32):
the next fifty that is the most depressing phrase ever.
Speaker 3 (44:37):
And fifty years young?
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Whatever? Right, you know? I just think, and I'm all
in favor of parties, as you know, have a party
at any time, it doesn't have to be And now
then people get into this plotting thing where they're like, ah, well,
the next party'll be in ten years. I'm not what
the fuck have a party at any time to wait
ten years? So you're pressed, fight people over over dressed
(45:02):
with shoes they're uncomfortable in, and you know, and we're
going to play songs from the era. Get sacked, nobody
enjoins it. Everyone feels fair.
Speaker 3 (45:12):
The other night, the other night, after a show, I
saw medow Kine, great comedian. He was all in pink Matt,
what are you doing? And pink t shirt, pink pants,
pink shoes. Is where you're going? Is a going to
a party? Pink theme? O, pink theme and he seemed
happy to be going.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Yeah, I'm happy to go to a pink party.
Speaker 3 (45:31):
I am not. And I said to this person who
I don't know, isn't the fact that you're asking people
to come enough?
Speaker 2 (45:39):
Add Okay, you've hijacked this discussion coming to your party.
You've hijacked, and I'm excited to go to turn into
your that's enough hatred of dressing.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
You just said you don't want a theme.
Speaker 2 (45:51):
No no, no no no no no no no no
get playing song. That was probably a little bit. But
my point is just to have a party, have a
pathay you know what this. I'm going to have a
party for my birthday and people go, is it a
milestone birthday? As though we live on it was a
Taliban and we can only celebrate things if they is zero. Anyway,
(46:17):
I don't, I shouldn't have any more clures.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
I didn't know that one of the Taliban rules was
only milestone birthdays.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Anyway, So my husband had a milestone birthday. It was
really great. Actually, we had a such a good number
who was fifty. It was a very good party. It
was a pool party and it was it was general madness. Anyway.
It was fine, But since then it's psychologically done something
to him like you.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
And the pineapple a pair of very broken people right now.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
We need help. We who can rebuild up.
Speaker 3 (46:53):
Not anyone in his room, sorry.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Anyway, But it's kind of cute like he's just been
leaning into I think he's trying it on like a costume,
because you know, he's very attractive, my husband, and he's
not since he's been teaching. He's got the spectacles and
he does old man things and choose on the stem
of the podcasses and you know that sort of thing.
Right anyway, So he started saying old man things and
(47:19):
they really make me laugh. So now I think he
says them right. One we were talking about our bed.
We've got a mattress here we go, a king size mattress.
And it took so long for the King to come
to our house that we got given sheets on our
wedding for a king size mattress, and ten years later
that were still in an open because we had never
got the king.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
How did you get it up your stairs?
Speaker 2 (47:41):
Oh it was very hard. They had to remove a
banner stuff, Yeah, very na anyway, So we've had the
mattress now, I reckon for ten years and it's got
a hump on it from it's got a hump in
the middle, and I have I'm sorry to say that
my side of the hump is lower than his side
(48:01):
of the hump. And it's a really good mattress. It's
the most comfortable sleeping No, it was stunning, it was
very hump, it was very expensive. Well, it's happened to
the hump kids in it?
Speaker 3 (48:12):
It did the hump grow over time? Do we think
or was there one thing that happened one day?
Speaker 2 (48:16):
We don't know. Powers It's like you try having a
hundred kilos lye on you for teen years. Try the
two of you. Anyway, So I said to Peter, there's
like a bit. Do you think we should get a
new mattress? Any went no, this one will see us out.
(48:41):
That is the most depressed ever, Just this one will
see us out next to my hump. It made me
laugh so much, so now he loves saying things will
see us out. Right. Then he said it when the
new pope got elected. He went, well, this pope will
see it's still it's such fun to say.
Speaker 3 (49:03):
That's so weird that he said that, because I had
a thought about the pope where I went, oh, I've
only probably got two or three or four popes. Like,
how many popes do you have left? Well, it depends many.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
If they keep electing the old ones, you should have
a run of teams.
Speaker 3 (49:18):
I have a theory on the pope. Oh give me,
I reckon he's hamming it up a bit the oldness.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Oh, because he's not that old, only sixty eight.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
Right, But have you seen him? He acts like he's
he's shuffling and he's like waving. Maybe he did that,
he's hamming it up.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
He did that to get elected. Maybe he's hamming it
up and now he can't be all sprightly.
Speaker 3 (49:39):
Also, he's American.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
You know what he's done weird, the opposite of what
Joe Biden did, isn't it? How amazing?
Speaker 3 (49:47):
Well that he that's my little theory. He's banging it
on the pop banging.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
I want to see he's acting.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
Than I did with that chair. Let me tell.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
You imagine again. Oh my goodness, what's his name? This pope? Leo?
Speaker 3 (50:07):
Leo?
Speaker 2 (50:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (50:09):
I haven't an American? Have seen him on the news footage?
Speaker 2 (50:14):
Is he on snaps?
Speaker 3 (50:15):
No? Is not? He'd be on TikTok? What the paper'd
be on TikTok. I think the Catholic Church has always
had a TikTok account. Before we go, I spoke about
Cody's love of the security cameras. Oh, yes, changed.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
He's watching them all the time. It's my daughter watches
an it's.
Speaker 3 (50:32):
His favorite toy. A couple of buckheads messaged just wanted
to know what's going on. What's going on out there
with people with security cameras?
Speaker 2 (50:39):
Security cameras?
Speaker 3 (50:41):
Deb, Hello buckhead Deb. She said, it's definitely time to
get one. We have ring security cameras all around the
house because my husband is obsessed. And here's a bit
of a baddie sneaking into our front yard and the
dark got up to the side of the house and bam,
the security light comes on and he high tails out
of there.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Really good. So hang on, I'm confused, works Kim, back up,
it's just not enough. You live in this, in this
Chinese CCTV world, but we.
Speaker 3 (51:09):
Don't you get notifications right, and then if something happens
at records, the light comes on. Yeah, so they can
see props well.
Speaker 2 (51:17):
Like starlik thgeen. Yeah great, okay, that great?
Speaker 3 (51:20):
Yeah, Kim messages messages.
Speaker 2 (51:24):
What if someone's trying to throw someone at surprise party.
Speaker 3 (51:27):
Not anymore all pink themes surprise in zero. We've caught
a lot on our door cam. We left some stuff
we were giving away on Facebook Marketplace out front and
the person who came to collect it decided they were
also going to take our patio furniture in tuak or Hello, Hello,
(51:54):
listening to our pod your guest house, Yes, listening to
our pod, watching your pool cleaner do the job? Yes?
Love this.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
In fact, they're having the butler listen to the pod Ford.
Speaker 3 (52:03):
And if your name's a Damo, you're living to go
on at seven am on a Monday morning. Recently, my
neighbor asked me if my doorbell camera was recording all
night as someone was trying to break into the cars
in our rear communal car park. Upon reviewing the footage,
there was a junkie with no shoes staring through the
(52:24):
blinds of my lounde room watching me watch TV at
ten pm.
Speaker 2 (52:36):
That's you know, it was just goggle Box.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
I love it. Goggleo a budget.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
The Buckup podcast is hosted by me, Kate lane Brook
and him Nathan Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha
French audio and sound by the magnificent Yack Lawrence. You
might call him Jack and Tom Evans are We're lucky.
Speaker 4 (53:05):
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