Nothing good is steamed

• Shout out to retail workers
• Post Office shopping
• Woo woo weekend away
• How to live a long life

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@katelangbroek

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will

(00:26):
cut you off at the knees then gift you a
pair of easies. And that, my friends, is why you
always always need a buck up.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I pogo yeah, I pogo yeah, No need annoying zigg
loof Bologne.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Did you just say ninety nine red balloons or something?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I said it in the German.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Proud German listeners, the great pops on the gets They're good.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
That's such a good song in the German and in
the translation.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
I just felt a bit guilty there because I just
realized I've got like lint all over my T shirt.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
T shirt.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
This is this is bad.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Hang And I'm gonna pop over for a set just
to brush you off.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Oh you're gonna brush me off because it's making you
feel weird too, because come.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Over, pristine and immaculate.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Imagine if we did a whole episode sharing the same microphone.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I am mesa Emma.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Order it is I am mesa to go right down
listen to me brushing off al so that sounds this
is because this is so lovely. I'm going to fall asleep.
I love to be.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Touched because we're gonna have do you.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
I love a little soft touch, do you?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
And I've got four children are very good at a
soft touch.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Leave my microphone.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
That was That was intimate, very intimate. Thank you.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
My tea feels a bit better now, beautiful. Does anyone
still own those roller things?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
She's got one?

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Of course you.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Sticky tape, not on me in my drawer, sticky tape.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
I just feel that that's something that I would never
think to get from a shop.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
But I ash or are they disposable?

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Disposable? But they last a long time to you peel
it off as Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
And it's just a thing of sticky tape like on
a paint roller, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
You know, there is just some people in the world
that we just never buy the things that are just
there in your childhood home.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Please reason, don't.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Think of them like you know what? I would love
what a shoehorn?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
A shoehorn? And my husband would love a shoehorn.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I'm with you.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
The other day we had to go shopping to buy
him some teacher shoes.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Very difficult.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Hello, Nate Salva. That by the way, that's Sasha French.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
A launch roller and a spear shoehorn.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
I'll bring for you next week.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Do you hang on to? You said, A long one?
A long one?

Speaker 5 (03:03):
I want a long one, okay, you know the ones
for like the boots you've got on, for example.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
I don't need a horn for them, but I just
like a horn like whenever he is one. You know,
sometimes you stay in places that have a that has
a shoe horn. Haven't you ever gone through the closet
and a shoe horn and the owner's medications?

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I really haven't gone anyway.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
When we were shoe shopping for the teacher shoes, Peter said,
these are a really good idea.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
What's a teacher shoe these days? Comfort?

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Very difficult because he's got a lot of rules. You
know how his vibe is unhoused. It's like his look.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
But it's a cool teacher correct.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
But he's also got a lot of rules, like he
won't wear he likes if he wears black trainers, I
have to have a black soul as well. They can't
have a different color. He doesn't like a crape sole. Okay,
so that you know that rules out ninety percent of.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
I've got to say, a teacher rocking up in what
you think are like streetwear Converse skater gear shoes with
the white sole on the black I get it.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
It looks a bit try hard.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Well he's got some of that.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Nobody to get away with it.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
It was all black, yeah, right, okay, But then I
did push him a bit hard where we went into
the Birken stop shop and they had a big saleon
and I said to Peter it was one of those
things you know where you start laughing at something and
then you end up buying it. It was that I said,
these are the most teacherly shoes I have ever seen.

(04:41):
They were very on sale, so obviously discontinued even Burken's
stock when ye're too ugly for us, which is not
often they say that, get rid of these. Anyway, Peter
bought them, but they're still in brand new in box
welcome buck ups.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
But welcome buck ups now if there's any evidence that
some kolua has been already sipped.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
And also we had a disaster.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Welcome buck ups.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
We had a disaster because there was no ice in
either of the fridges here.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
How dare someone not film.

Speaker 4 (05:17):
Correct and they're not only that, they're taking their ice
trays out so they could put in some free stuff
that gets sent to radio stations.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Right. But I had a stroke of genius. I found
some zuper duopers I'm aware frozen.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Superdopers, and one of them I went fossicking through what
would go with koloa coke?

Speaker 2 (05:40):
So the cola zuper duoper is chilling.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Sasha's in my Sasha French, greatest producer in the land,
and sharing.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
A and a neighborer is the word we used.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
I've really run out of path, got the whole episode
to go.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
I love it, but it's just going to roll out
in an unusual one.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
Last week you spoke about your big hooh about not
being able to post something to Russia.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yes, thought, did you find out? No, I don't care,
but you said you were going to ask your sister
in law.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Oh, sorry about that. I just thought no. I was
moving on topics that I found myself at the post
office this week.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Did you returning aesos, which you are allowed to do returning?

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah? Well, what do they do in Russia? It's a
good point was allowed to mail to Russia.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
I don't think Russia has aesos.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
Most of the time when I see footage of Russia,
I don't really recognize some of my clothes on the guys.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Oh, I don't know, Maybe I'm wrong.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
Okay, well, we don't know. There was a revelation to us.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
But you can't post a Russia.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
You went to the post office and I'm standing in
line one line.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Big respect to the workers. I'm not having a dig
just and.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
As I said last week, they've closed down a lot
of the post offices and I am radio please, but
they've never.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Been busier because of all the past.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Go on.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Why am I waiting?

Speaker 3 (07:12):
That's still twenty five?

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
I still haven't figured out the good time to go
by the way, because I've tried them all. Nine third lunch, yeah,
three ten, there's no good no good times.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Just before closing, just before closing is generally a pretty
good time because I'll.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Tell you why why the que can't grow.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
Behind you and they are highly incentivized to get out
of there.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Just before closing.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
When I was twenty yeah, working at the Easy DVD shop,
oh rip, one of the best jobs I've ever had.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
I got a warning from like this.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
You know, when you work in retail, the state manager
or the regional manager. Scary regional manager, and people used
to like whisper.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
The regi managers come coming in the retro manage come today.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
I didn't know that. And the shop was supposed to
close at six.

Speaker 7 (08:09):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Yes, but my predicament was there was a six six
train oh that you had to be on when I
closed the shop. God, I needed to get on that
six so sick.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
How long did it take you to get to the
train station.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
This shop was at Melbourne Central Station.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Okay, so you're in the yeah, all right.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
The general manager whatever you call them.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Walks past to spy and it's twenty to six.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
And I didn't I haven't. I didn't shut the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (08:36):
I had done just enough things to try and stop
people from coming in outside, pulled the big silver door.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah, just like a quarter out. I had bought in
a few of the things.

Speaker 5 (08:48):
I turned a few of the little promotional carbeg light.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Oh, I got it so much trouble.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Did they do it on the spot or did you
find out.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Late on the spot? I got in trouble. AnyWho, there
we go. I've got to tell you speaking hello to
our buckheads who work in retail.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
Hello, it's so difficult, brutal.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
So a friend of my daughters has got a job
working in a jeans shop. She's loved this job. She
does it one or two days a week.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Just jeans Jean's West.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
No, but similar got run. Stop guessing. I can't tell
you where it is.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
I can just keep your post office anyway. You won't
get it. I won't get it.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
But there was this new girl that started at her work,
a bit older than her, and she said they had
the best day and they were just talking and she
was folding clothes, and then they.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Were talking, talking, talking, talking talking, And then.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
She got a phone call from her boss saying, that
girl that you spent all day with.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
I know you're going to say, is a secret spin
far tint.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
Spark secret shoppers. Oh my, but she was working there,
ah yeah, she was actually working alongside Sunday's.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Girlfriends in a mile sent in a mole.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
She spent all day with the mole and then she
got told off for things that she was being warned. Yeah, yeah, chatty, yeah,
making the new person feel comfortable now got.

Speaker 4 (10:18):
Told off for really terrible. She was devastated sending because
to her.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
Quick twenty years ago, when I was doing this job,
it was only you would find out that there's a
secret shopper coming soon, and so you'd all be on
your best behavior out on the floor when you greet customers,
and you'd upsell Yeah, the new Jurassic type fox with
that to send in a mole to work with.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yes, terrible.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
But you said, like really old the mole.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
No, not really old, just a bit older than her older. Yeah,
she's like early twenties.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
I don't like this.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
No, I don't like it at all.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
I don't like this at all.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Devist all day and not an hour.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
Not If you're working in a retail shop for the
whole day, you can do whatever you need to do
to get.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Through the day.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Can do whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
As long as you're at the counter. When someone wants
to pay for something, he gives.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
A ship and it's nice to the customers.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
And you know else.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
Stop asking retail workers to upsell a bottle of water.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
I'm not interested.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Giving me his old timey music.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
I'm buying pants. I do not need water. Why always up.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
You know that what I don't like and the charity, yeah,
the charity.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
The charity don't show me a picture of AI kids.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
And they're so judgy, not real. But also this that
I know that there's judgment.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Of course there is.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Would you like to help whatever it is today? Automatically
their languagees.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Are you a piece of shit?

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yeah, yeah, and I should just go yes I am
a piece of shit. No, I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
And also I'm in the stupamarket. You know Coles them
will worst can round it up.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
I also do forget that one of the rules. I've
never forgotten this job.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
One of the rules I had an Easy DVD there
in Melbourne Central was every person that walked in the
store had to be greeted within thirty seconds.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Oh I love it.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
No as a customer that annoys me, but I try
and rewind myself.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
But I love it for you.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
They have to do that, and they come up to
you and say, busy day, all right?

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Can I ask you this?

Speaker 3 (12:25):
What retail were you selling Easy DVD?

Speaker 2 (12:31):
What in it?

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Just in a DVD a DVD retail, So you've never
worked in any other.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Retail, just the DVD shop?

Speaker 2 (12:38):
And you have to greet people in a DVD shop. Huh,
that's ridiculous, that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
People went into DVD shops huge because they wanted to
avoid human contact.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
You know how annoyed I was, how busy that retail
chain was.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
Maybe it's still around. I don't know, is Easy DVD
still around? It was so busy annoyed me.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
Every ship most popular DVD? What era are we talking?

Speaker 3 (13:03):
You know what was huge back then? Jurassic all the
sci fi TV shows, so Stargate and all those like
about Jillian Anderson and yeah, anything that came out in
like box sets that were shaped as spaceships, or people
love Star Wars to Who? Doctor Who's huge?

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Doctor Who? Could you always tell? Because I believe I
could Doctor Who?

Speaker 3 (13:27):
They walked in with no friend, Yeah that, and they
would walk in wearing brown That was mean. I'm a nerd,
so I shouldn't judge other nerds.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
But you can just say that I tried so many
times to get into me over the years, as in
Doctor Who, stars.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Who have actually given me?

Speaker 4 (13:44):
Ted talks about how Star Trek has just so many
levels of.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Meaning for the world.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Now I'm like, I'm not interested on board and as
you know, I love to believe mad shit.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
You can't the closest I've got, Kate, I love the Matrix.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
That makes me a massive loser. And I did love
the X Files.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Everyone likes the Matrix.

Speaker 5 (14:05):
And I wagged a day off school in year ten,
So I lied to my parents and I lied to
my school and I got on a bus and went
out fifty minutes out there to Southland in Victoria to
see Jillian Anderson do an in store appearance.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Oh, my husband and I will watching an outs filled
the other day and she popped up in it.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
It was French, but the X Files was so big.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
It was it was like twenty thousand people rocked up
and they thought they were going to get five hundred,
so twenty thousand virgins all Southland shopping Center, food court
and there was like a mini like what's that called
in all the like a crowd rush and all these
people gosh, And it was like.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
On the news, really, where were you in it? Somewhere
did you stay for? I want to look it up on.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
YouTube and see if there's any like news reports from
when what did she do?

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Come out to talk?

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Or just way for a radio station interview where she
sat like signing them no, just.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
Like no contact with Jillian Anderson from the ex file.
By the way, she can you find what year that was?

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Please?

Speaker 4 (15:11):
She's a great example and there's not many in the
world of where the inner male female duo the woman
has really kicked on and gone on to great heights
and he's just disappeared.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
David d'coveny did that show that no one watched? What
was it called?

Speaker 2 (15:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
I was on the watched the Beach California case.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Yeah, but that was a long time. But since then,
what she done?

Speaker 2 (15:38):
She did?

Speaker 4 (15:39):
She one mag Margaret Thatcher, She's written a book about sex.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
She did the big TV show sex Life or something.
Oh my god, I've just brought up the footage nineteen
ninety six.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Look at that.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Wow, I was there.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
And when then she popped up in this art house
movie the other day. You know, my husband got that
downloaded that that library.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
App Yes, and you're watching made but they're just fascinating.
A guy who he proposd no, who wanted to ask
a girl out, but he got stung by a.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Hornet, and the right like they're just mad.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Or the overweight girl called Piggy who walk home.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
So they're all mad, and in fact, now we've really
leaned into the madness of it. But a terrible thing
happened last week.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
He went to.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Watch something and it wouldn't click on, and he's like,
what's wrong with it? And then it turns out this
is so crazy. He said, why does that say two tickets?
Two tickets? They all say two tickets. You get allocated
a number of tickets for the month, and you have
to spend two tickets. They cost nothing because it's free

(16:50):
app but a free platform. And what's the point he'd used, all, yeah,
that's right, But it must be some reason that the
library is allowed to show that.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
They would that when you watch a film from the library,
the person who made that film gets paid. They must
if they do. Yeah, that's how it works. Not much,
not much, but.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
They know that even without the ticket.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
But the library has a budget, it turns.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
Out, and then he was really angry, and I said,
why are you so angry? He goes, I wasted all
my tickets watching a terrible Linel Cohen documentary.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Thank goodness, I wasn't there for that.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
You want more tickets, right?

Speaker 2 (17:27):
We got more tickets.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
Okay, it almost sounds like you're arguing for a bigger government. Interesting, Brook,
it sounds a socialist what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Now, I'm very on board with a free app because also,
you know what, I'm one of the few tax payers
in this country, a little bit.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Out of the trough.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Give it to me or it's talking about.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
So I'm standing in line at the post office and
I just was looking around at all the things.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Now I don't know who decides the things, but what
is going on in the post office.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
They must have a buyer, and yet you're spot on.
The post office has the vibe of a jumble stall
at a school fate like.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
It all feels really haphazard. Shop.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
I wrote it down, Okay, tell me if you're interested. Hey, folks,
these are the things I saw at the post office that.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
You could buy. Yeah, they're for sale ostensibly new. A
lot of journals, so many journals everywhere I looked.

Speaker 5 (18:36):
Some gratitude, just daily stuff, daily affirmations. Yeah, you know,
the ones for boys, ones for girls, or ones for them,
ones for them and maybe all right, a lot of binoculars.
Binocular what's going on with people that want to look
at stuff in the post office because I also saw

(18:56):
I also saw a telescope. What at the post stuff
with a telescope at the post office?

Speaker 4 (19:02):
All right, I do believe that a lot of twitches
would go to the post Okay, I think that's a demographic.
All right, we continue, Yeah, a dart board.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
This is why I wrote them.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
All last minute gifts.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
But who's lining up at the post office from.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Mail it to their grandkids?

Speaker 3 (19:22):
So you're going to join the line before you've got
the gift?

Speaker 5 (19:25):
Oh, like it's everywhere, Like, yeah, right, they're placed the purchase.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
This is my one of my favorites. It was a cap,
a baseball cap. However, a baseball cap. You plugged it
in and you switched it on and it massages.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Oh, I like I almost.

Speaker 3 (19:46):
Bought that much. Nothing was too expensively around that.

Speaker 5 (19:51):
Around that you're getting a hit mass art by your cap.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Can you walk around with it?

Speaker 3 (20:00):
It's the portable. You have to plug it in, right,
you have to like lean over near a.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Socket, so you can only sit near a socket leaning
up against a socket.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Oh no, someone's sitting in a very comfortable chair.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
This one was kind of kinky, but maybe there's a
reason why they're selling this. It was called the Posture Doctor,
and it's like quite kinky and you put the and
then you pull it from the middle.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Did we order one of those sash? Yes, we ordered
a couple of them. Yeah, what happened to them? We
never used You never used it? No, because I couldn't
even work out how to put it on.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
It looked it looked just it looked like a sex
toy that there is about posture, posture doctor something like that. Yes,
and it was yeah, you meant to put it on
at work. The guy on the picture was sitting at
a desk.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
At what was he in front of the screen?

Speaker 3 (20:49):
In front of a screen?

Speaker 2 (20:49):
How is his posture beautiful?

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Absolutely beautiful.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
I could use that as well. I'm going to tack
up my shopping at the post office.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
Three more things have got my attention, and we're going
to end on the thing that I genuinely want and
I don't know why, but I think everyone wants one.
There was a battery operated orange juicer battery operate, battery operate.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Okay, I'm not on board with that. You know why?
How long was the battery last?

Speaker 3 (21:16):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Have you everduced an orange by hand?

Speaker 5 (21:19):
Can you get batteries at the post office? Oh yes
you can, sure, I'm sure. Second last, I think all
dads want this, and they pretend they don't, but they
want it.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
It was that it was a divorce. It was a
headband with the torch light attached to it.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Oh yes, oh yes, that's very good. That's how head
is camping thing.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Oh I'm surprised there was any left.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
And you know what, anytime there's a blackout, what a
perfect thing.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
But you'd have to have it to hand.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
It's my man, dad, get your head band, get your
head in arms reach.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
That's a miner's torch, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Maybe they call it. They didn't write that down. I
just wrote a headband torch light.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
But the final thing, which is what I wanted, I
don't need, but I think everyone wants.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Make a note such Christmas present.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
A pricing gun?

Speaker 2 (22:08):
Oh how what do you mean?

Speaker 5 (22:11):
An old school clickie pricing gun where you move the
numbers and then a sticker comes out.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
What what foot? The post office? Who's buying it?

Speaker 4 (22:23):
But how handy to take into a stuper market when
they have markdowns and they have a marked them.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Down to yourself. I regret not getting the pricing gun.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
The pricing gun is just fun for the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
I want a pricing gun.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
I think it goes back to when you're a kid
and you have those like pretend supermarket toys and all that,
and there was a little pricing gun.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
I think I had a job. First job that didn't
last very long.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
Mum got me a job at like a convenience store
around the corner from our house. It had just opened
called the Night Owl in Brisbane. And the poor guy
no one went there. He made no money and he
was still forced to pay me money.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
So I needed it.

Speaker 4 (22:59):
I just the shells. But there was a pricing gun.
I remember having such fun with that.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Yeah, it's far more satisfying than the gun.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
I was sticking it on everything on the shelves. It
was never changed.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Post office post we love you. I want more of them.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Who's the buyer?

Speaker 5 (23:19):
Next time it's someone's birthday in this room. I don't
know when anyone's birthdays.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Are, by the way, neither do I.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
I think I might have to pop pop on down
to the post office for your little pressy.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
My banks getting the baseball cap massage Sash would also
love that. She was where's a baseball?

Speaker 7 (23:34):
Cat?

Speaker 3 (23:51):
Bad?

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Bad, bad, bad bad?

Speaker 4 (23:53):
So had the most stunning weekend.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
You both look glowing and it could be either urine
on my skin.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
How's it going?

Speaker 2 (24:04):
We were going to do it on the weekend, Sasha,
and we didn't. Thankfully you didn't remind me either.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
Now look at that, we're only up to like week
three or four out of the twelve.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Okay, I'm really I haven't even entered week two. Oh
my god, oh, because I kept dropping off the perch,
although my girlfriend Miranda halla M sent me a message saying,
how's the teacup Golden Water going?

Speaker 2 (24:33):
Oh? Yep, which I thought was such a beautiful name.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
Probably way to put it, Yeah, lovely, you get yourself
a little teacup.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
No, I haven't, but maybe that's the way to do it.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
But and then dip my dub dub.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Okay, I've done a deep dive on it. Apparently you
can also open your eyes in it.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Why aren't you cooking?

Speaker 2 (24:52):
It's really good.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
She's so horrified you open your eyes in it and
blink a few times. I haven't done that, all right,
don't be I'm just the messager here. I'll tell you
what the message is getting shot a lot on this show.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Don't over the messenger, she'll do that. It's just I'm
just sharing with you.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
I've entered the world of golden Water, and there's a
lot to it, like going on a sculling it. People
are aging it in jars at the window.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
To get rid of what. No, just you leave it
in a bramber jar.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Out of all of these things in the world. No,
this isn't about you specifically. This is the golden water paper.
Everyone says something is good for warts, no matter what
you're talking about. Someone says, my grandma used to put
her warts. We'll get rid of her warts with that.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
But we got rid of someone's when I bought it.
I do know by Milo's Yes, Sasha's son.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
I bought him. Won't we cook it? I put his work?

Speaker 6 (25:54):
It's legit.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yeah. Is there a penny? Why you put in a
sock or something? What's that?

Speaker 4 (26:00):
And I think that's a metallic thing? Oh okay, but
this was literally I don't know how it works. But
if someone's got a wash, you can say to them,
how much do you.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Want for that war?

Speaker 3 (26:09):
How much does a war go for?

Speaker 2 (26:11):
I think I gave Malo a dollar. I gave you
a dollar bargain.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Yeah, I think he started ludicrously, and I'm like, mate,
do you want to shift this wart or not? This
is a this is a buyer's market for warts.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
At the moment, it's a good point.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah. So he dropped the price a dollar. He was
only like nine or.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Something on where on his body, fingers, knee, He war
for a buck I bought. I said, I'm going to
buy this. We shook hands. I said this is a contract.
I am now the owner of this wart.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
You have to deliver it to me. He was like,
how are you going to get at it? I said,
you're just going to give it to me. At some
point the wart will.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Be gone, it will have left, It will have left
your ownership and it will belong to me.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
And it worked. How long did it take? A couple
of months?

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Gone longer than I thought.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Well, I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Then about the aged you. I'm sure the nine year
old boy would have loved that.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
What's sullen or wart? For a two month turnaround time?

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Why not? He'd had it for a year.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
If I'm online shopping and it's like six to eight days.
I don't buy too long.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
You're not shopping, you're not buying your selling, and sometimes
you just have to do what the market dictations.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
Should check Facebook marketplace to see I anyone's putting on
old TV units and throwing wats.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
It's a really interesting thing because warts are apparently a virus,
and viruses have got a psychological component to the pot.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Now we're cooking, there we go. You wouldn't know.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Do you know that some people are anyone.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Listening right now with a virus? You did this? These
are your thoughts?

Speaker 2 (27:47):
No, no, no, no, no no. You're a terrible person.

Speaker 3 (27:53):
That's that's a terrible fit up of me, because you know,
we all secretly believe when people have got things wrong
with them that they did it to themselves. Well, when
you break out in acne.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
No, I don't think that at all. My son had
Lukemi as if I would think that.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Okay, although when he was brought out the l nothing
shot nothing, shut the room down.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
Give me a sound effect, give me some kim say
Lukemia has gone away.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
We watched, by the way on this stunning weekend. Yes,
so it was at Sasha's boyfriend's house.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
He's gone to Japan.

Speaker 5 (28:37):
I'm going to say something very ageist. What I just
feel that the word boyfriend has a real teenage connotation
to it, and it's hard to take any adult seriously
that says my boyfriend. You've been you know, legally allowed
to vote and drive for quite.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
A while, out for four years.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
I didn't say that he's not her boyfriend. I'm just
saying it.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
I love saying boyfriends.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
What did you call Cody before you got married? Oh,
don't let me get his partner my partner?

Speaker 2 (29:07):
Honestly, is there a more barren term.

Speaker 4 (29:10):
And more joyless sexless term partner?

Speaker 3 (29:14):
I think I just said this is Cody.

Speaker 2 (29:16):
And people saying who is he? To you?

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Did I say partner?

Speaker 2 (29:20):
I guarantee you said partner because you've just said you
refuse to say refuse friend.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
I didn't say that he wasn't your boyfriend, and I
didn't say that she doesn't have.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
A boy I understand that.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Yeah, boyfriend's fun because he's got a girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
I mean he doesn't want that. Your poor husband. He's
got a wife, well really, and.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
I have one soon. It's cool. Oh with his new shoes,
come on.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Oh, he's going to be so popular in the stars.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
It's going to be very popular.

Speaker 4 (29:57):
And also because he's sort of shy, he's not really arrogant.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Arrogant are you thanks in becoming a teacher? But I
is so lovely, He's so lovely.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
And then someone's going to think he's in undiscovered gems.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
So you're with the hatch.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
You got the post office strap.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
That between a comely thighs. Call him into the back
of the station.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
I don't think so, miss Higgins. So you're at Sarge, his.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Boyfriend's boyfriend's house. May Sash my girlfriend Carla. We had
the funnest, funnest weekend.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Cute c montage. It's a movie montage.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
What's happening?

Speaker 2 (30:45):
All right? So we drove down on Friday, starting from there.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
We started on Friday, Well the drive, you start on
the drive because on the drive when he got fun,
Carla believes in a traveler for a drive.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
We were just having a great act.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Had gone earlier, went straight from dropping a boyfriend at
the airport.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Straight bang, yeah, bye bye.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
Anyway, we got down there, Carla was making nachos.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
So we're all cooking up as Marga readers. We just
had a look at this absolutely shattered. We had some lollies.
Carla had brought them.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
They were like the melotone and tubes that you brought
me back from America, but they weren't Melochona.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
They were medical.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
They were medical tubes and a bit strong the first.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Night, a bit strong, and then the next morning we
just had the best time.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
We started watching and just like that, maybe that's.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
The way you've got to watch it.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
It was the best hate watch ever ever?

Speaker 5 (31:48):
Did you hear what happened? Because he bucks? I'm not
watching the show anymore. I've just quit because it's that bad.
I can't even hate watch it.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
Did you hear what happened?

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Company?

Speaker 5 (31:56):
Do you hear what happened last week? What the writers
of the show for got? That they killed someone? So
they killed him of the characters Dad's last season and
now he's died.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Died him again? Like my dad? My dad died today.
He died last year. Yeah, right, And I didn't remember
watching it either.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
That's wild.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
But also that they've had a few things like that
with the writers, haven't they where they just they've never
watched the original series.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
I don't think anyone's watching this one either, as in
anyone as in anyone.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
In and we were devastated when we got up to
six and Sash went, well.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
That's all there was. I mean, what did we We
had to content ourselves by going and having another few drinks.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
I'm waiting for the actual thing that you did down
there this week the.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Next day for a plunge in the morning in the
ocean in the bay there just Sash and Mate was
very cold and stunning. And then we got food. We
had to stop and.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Get party pies. We got.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
I made a prawn cocktail. Oh it was stunning, Pi Pi.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
We were also we had the munchies, didn't we We
were hungry malatone and tablets do yes, correct.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
So we were very much delicious. We filmed me doing
a cooking show with Rease ever to be released, never
to be released, a very aggressive chef in the kitchen.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Anyway, it was making us laugh, and then we had
our ceremony.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Oh we're cooking again.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm nervous.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
So Sash had been to a Vietnamese shop. Okay, she
didn't stay in the front of the Vietnamese shop. Oh no,
no bitter melon for her. No, she went up the
back of the Vietnamese shop where all the dusties, the josssticks,
the offering papers, the weird fingle.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Fangled dangles that you don't know what they're for.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
Never know this part of a shop existed, You wouldn't know.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Mainstream media, we know.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Who you are. I'm out the front of getting noodles.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yeah, you're in the two dollars shot am I doing?

Speaker 7 (34:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (34:08):
The Vietnamese store.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
Yeah, you wouldn't even get a band me, would you? Yeah?
Why not? Would you?

Speaker 5 (34:15):
Anyway, also has them.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
It's a Vietnamese store that you know.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
The Vietnamese are merchants, amazing people, anytime of the day
or night.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
You want a ceremony, yeap chicken roll, We've got it all.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
So Sash went up the back. What did you say
to the lady?

Speaker 6 (34:39):
I just said, I want the offering shoe shoes for offerings,
and she knew exactly what I was asked.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
She took her she was hunched exactly what you want.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
This is absolutely scene of a horror movie.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Yeah, yeah, correct.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
And then what Sash got was they didn't have a
variety of sizes, so basically we end up with Vietnamese size,
which didn't fit any of us. But they make these
cardboard shoes and they come in packets and you put
on the cardboard shoes.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Just because you're involved doesn't mean you do not cook.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Yeah, you're also a cooker. And some of them.

Speaker 4 (35:14):
I got a Louis Vauton peir cute because it's all aspirational.
Then we danced around, we made wishes. We went outside
under the moon but by.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
That state, our card shoes.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Were so weak they'd split on our giant western feet.
So we were shopping outside to walk on the grass
earthed under the moonlight. Came back inside, made our wishes
and burnt our shoes.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
So and is that what you're supposed to do with
these shoes.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Yeah, they're offering like you burn the joss paper or
you burn the so whatever it.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Is that you want used by the sounds of it,
you get.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
The representation of it.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
So Alice was talking about the giant tricycle.

Speaker 6 (36:08):
Yeah, and you at the back of the shop, they
had like paper suits they had.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Yeah, I want to do this.

Speaker 6 (36:14):
Yeah, last time I did it on my fiftieth birthday.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Okay, we did it same thing in the backyard.

Speaker 6 (36:20):
We burnt our shoes and I wished for a man
to travel and dance with, and three months later.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
She's got a brid friend boy friend, boy friend.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
I would pay money to see this particular man who
I know dance he has.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Well, we.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Hang on, I'm showing you the shoes.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
And is it rude to ask what people wished for
up in your birthday?

Speaker 2 (36:44):
We just kept it to ourself, you know.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Let her say, well.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
You probably could, but we're not telling you.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (36:49):
You told us about your white wine.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
Wiki leaks wiki. Yeah, I've told everyone every secret you've
ever told me. They look like good regular shoes.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Yeah, but they actually made a paper.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Okay, I don't think that's split at this point, not yet.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yeah, how's that?

Speaker 5 (37:03):
And then you burnt them and then we burnt them wishes?
There a time limit here on the wishes is like
a wart two months, one month?

Speaker 4 (37:09):
You know what, You've got a bad attitude. And do
you know what, I totally understand why the universe has
never helped you out.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
O the universe lead you to me?

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Oh look at that? See?

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Oh what a buck? Anyway, well, this is very exciting,
my stunning.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Will you at least do this?

Speaker 5 (37:30):
Then Sasha has just told us that a wish she
had at her fiftieth came true. If the wish that
you wished at this ceremony.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Also came true.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
But this new one, if this new one happens, can
you tell us in retrospect.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
That you did that? Yes, Well you'll know because you'll say,
guess what I wish.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
I won't have to say, Oh, you'll know I'll be dead.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Oh never, okay with lash what a bar?

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Hey what I've got such a treat for you. But
you've got to wait, what do you mean? Well, you're
going to tell me something? Okay, what are you going
to tell me? Well?

Speaker 5 (38:06):
The other week's Kate we touched on a very good
question about Michael Jackson and if I can enjoy hiss.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yes, And I gave you my theory.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
About separating the art from the artist.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
And I'll just repeat it quickly for people who may
have missed it. Huh, Because if you cancel someone on
the an artist on the basis of the bad thing
that you did, all you've got is a bad person.
You've still stuck with a bad person. You no longer
get the enjoyment of their art. So I'm saying, why
would you throw out the baby with the bathwater. The

(38:40):
whole point that this horrible, evil whatever they are person
existed was to be a conduit to bring that art
into the world.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
I love this, or maybe I know my answer already.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
If you don't have to live with them, or share
a house with them, or have them around your children
or ad it's fine listen to their music, enjoy them
or a bed moving on.

Speaker 5 (39:00):
So you need to tell me if I can continue
listening to this particular song after I have discovered what
I have discovered.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
Beethoven couple of weeks it's almost almost as classic well,
because also.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
The other thing is, if you go through the ages,
every single artist pretty well has got a checkered history.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
As a man that enjoys the company of other men.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
It comes with most of the time with our DNA
that we have a we have an attraction to late
nineties early two thousand's pop. Oh yes, and the more
shallow and manufactured factory pop fun fun.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
We are on board. And certainly if I went on
hard quiz one day, it may be my topic just
terrible pop for gay?

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Would it be gay pop?

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Gay pop?

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Yeah? Gay, sign me up?

Speaker 5 (39:56):
Yes, brilliant A particular song that is absolute goes nuts
for gay men of my generation right is a song
called All the Things She Said by Tattoo Do we.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Even know it? It will touch you. Those two girls.

Speaker 5 (40:14):
Ye love Slash said, We're not allowed to play it,
but what I'm going to do is play like a tiny,
tiny bit.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Everyone is a bit for me and then will But
this is this is.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
What one of the best pop songs brilliant ever creates,
and in fact shout out to a podcast which would
not appeal to Bucks, but a.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Podcast called Red Scare.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
It's done by two the girls I told you about
who Mike White based those two teenage girls on in
the first White Lotus reading by the Pool.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
You know that one of them.

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Was reading Nietzsche and they were really lazy and scary.
So those two girls do a podcast called Red ski
They're both Russian Americans and they use that as the
intro music.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
I love all of them.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
We are deep diving, Yeah, deep dive.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
Kellie Clarkson terrible talk show host, fantastic.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Singer, brilliant, amazing. The top of every episode better than
she should be.

Speaker 5 (41:18):
She covers someone else's song and they're all popping off. Lately,
they're going viral. If you're an artist, do not let
Kelly Clarkson cover your song.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Because oh yeah, she is quite extraordinary. Bet who's she
done the other night?

Speaker 3 (41:32):
In bed? I reckon?

Speaker 5 (41:33):
I spend an hour just scrolling shows.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
They upload every song, amazing stuff.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
When she's interviewing, do you think she's actually listening to
the person?

Speaker 2 (41:43):
Of course not. No, she doesn't seem to be.

Speaker 5 (41:46):
And the other one doesn't either. Drew another one, Jennifer one,
Jennifer Hudson.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Hudson Night.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Why can't any of these people host? Now?

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Chat's not happening. But Drew Barry was fascinating.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Kelly clarks And covers I love the feelings, she said, Tattoo. Yeah,
it's incredible. It's back. So it's back out there because
everyone's on board the song again right now. Shout out
to another pod cam James great comic. He started a
new music podcast called Pump Up the Jams. If you
love music, go and listen. So I have to give

(42:23):
him credit for telling me this. Yes on that pod.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
Tattoo have done something wrong.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
Tattoo were created by a Russian oligarch who wanted to
create an underage lesbian fantasy for men with illegal schoolgirls
and got the thirteen and fifteen year old girls together
to form this band to pretend that they're lesbians, because

(42:49):
the whole thing was undertones of lesbian in the film clip.
They're like going to kiss and all this stuff. This
is this is what the podcast.

Speaker 8 (42:56):
Said Russian Bengali yes Ian Chappovlov, who specifically wanted to
create a lesbian schoolgirl pop duo, and that sentence alone
should be the thing that gets you, like, sentence is
too crazy to jailful life.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Well, you know what, I think it's fair to say
we wouldn't be allowed to send him a book.

Speaker 5 (43:21):
So I hear that and go, oh god, this ain't
great considering it's a bit of a gay anthem.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Yeah, a little bit more deep diving. Oh no, there's
not more.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
Their names are Lena and Julia. Yeah, hello, Lena and
Julia of tattoo fame.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Yeah, what could it be?

Speaker 5 (43:38):
So that song came out in two thousand and two.
In twenty eleven, Lena or Julia, I'm not sure which
one said this on Russian TV.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
You can do the accent.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
A man has no right to be a fag. I
just want my son to be a real man, not
a fag.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Oh blown, Oh.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Their anti gay right wingers, Now, okay, this is a
gay Wow. I have many She tried to backtrack.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Oh did she when she was called out for it?

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Yes, I have many gay friends, she said. I believe
that being gay is still better than a murderer, a thief,
or a drug addict. If you choose out of all
of them, being gay is a little better than the rest.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Do you know which one it was, Lena or Julia?

Speaker 3 (44:36):
We love You Tattoo, Kate.

Speaker 5 (44:38):
Can I keep listening to this song that I love
one hundred percent?

Speaker 2 (44:42):
You can, because otherwise what have you got?

Speaker 4 (44:45):
Just a couple of gay hating girls who probably ended
up hating gay because they were forced to pretend they
were lesbians when they were indecently young.

Speaker 3 (44:55):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Yeah, and you.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Especially can enjoy them because you're not enjoying them in
any creepy sexual way.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
No.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
In fact, gaming are the only people who can enjoy tattoo.
Heterosexual men can't play it.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
All the things instead o the things dead run to
the head, show me them.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Lesbian schoolgirls, We got hot?

Speaker 2 (45:22):
They are, but of course because they're rushing, they don't
look that young. Got a lot of makeup on, so
they could be eighteen. Like, do you know what I mean?
That's insane.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
I mean, if you have a son, Kate, and he
is gay, it is better than him being a murderer
or a thief.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Slightly better.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
I should get them a bad tattoo to do a
cover of our buckups on.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Oh I love Kelly Clarkson to do one. It's got
no words, just scattered a trail. What about Kim's nothing
to do? Oh my goodness. But also imagine she'd have
words for it.

Speaker 5 (46:06):
I know it's apparently inappropriate to talk about people's sexuality
when they don't want to talk about it. But I
won't name a name, but I have a gay friend
female who's convinced Kellie Clarkson is a lesbian one of theirs.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
You know, women, what about it?

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Well, our borders are much more hazy, you know, I
mean that bottle of that Kalua and then Kellie Clarkson
one hundred percent?

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (46:35):
It's just we're not it's not as it's not as
a border crossing as it is for me.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
It's true, like two guys when you're young aren't making
out at a house party to make the girls excited.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Yeah, you're so pretty. I mean some of us were
trying for that to happen. I'm sure. I'm sure the
girls will love this. What do you say? Did you
see the sweet titties on her? I love nothing more than.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Like my girlfriend's cat bringing her a mouse to what
she calls the kill room or what we would call
a bathroom. When I bring you a little gift, and
it's normally the sort of gift that you would give
unto me.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
It's old people, and there's secrets of longevity.

Speaker 5 (47:30):
And they're everywhere. They're everywhere old people. One really amused
a lot.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Of them at the post office.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
It's designed for them, you were saying, all the stuff
they sell at the post office, it's for people who
can't order online because they need to physically see it.
It's a good point, perfect, And I don't blame them
because you order things online and who knows what you
might give.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
I am radio, please.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
Like those people they were always saying, I ordered this
couch and it was so cheap, and then it arrived,
the dolls couch.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
I don't believe those.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
People, all right, But you told them, I sure, I
love so much about this one hundred and fourteen year
old woman Jesus reveals the.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
One food she credits to living a long life.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
One hundred and four, fourteen years older than trees, much older.
And I think she's in the running for being not
running anywhere one of the oldest, the oldest, she's in
She's in the running, walking slowly to be the old
rolled out.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Yep, yep, yeah, she's she's in the rolling.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
What is the oldest one hundred and twenty four or something.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
I think one hundred and twenty two is the record,
one hundred and twenty two.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
But the oldest living is she in the running for?

Speaker 6 (48:49):
That's coming out wherever she lives.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
She's scanning, reckon, she's scanning the death notices and all
newspapers all just know because she wants to be the
winner of the oldest Living.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
He can tell you about my.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Friend's grandfather and how he was in a retirement home,
and you know that a lot of old people go
through a phase where they think people are stealing from them.
To tell you this, and he was like, oh, that's ken,
he's stealing my pants, He's stealing And everyone was like, pah,
he's not stealing your pants.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
He's whatever.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
Anyway, he was such a aggressive old man, still had
the spirit that he would have had, you know, of
a younger man. Yeah, and an aggressive younger man.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
So he'd go down and they had a track in
the basement of this building, a walking track where they'd
walk around, walk around, and he'd go pretenders, a lot
of them, just like as though he wasn't old.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
I loved it about him anyway. But he was fixated
with Ken stealing my pants. And he'd sat in the
dining room. It was turned into a terrible scent.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
It was pants. Apparently he reckoned.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
The old cock was stealing his pants, right, Ken stolen
my pets.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Guess what happened? Ken died in his pants.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Ken died, and guess what they found in Ken's room?
Pas pants. Ken was stealing his pants and nobody believed him.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Can you imagine.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Off topic but vacation?

Speaker 5 (50:19):
I think the two funniest words to ever use in
a story of pants and chips.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
So I tell you.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
That chips in the pants.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Pants and chips great comedy words.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
And ticket and pickle.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Oh yeah, pictures good, Chicken's good.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
I can't all right, one hundred and fourteen year old woman,
so gees rich to know what food?

Speaker 3 (50:37):
What's her name?

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Her name is Gibson, Anita Gibson, Anita Gibbson. She was
born in nineteen eleven.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
That is a while ago, so.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
That was after before both woo was well done.

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Gee, she must be shocked at what a renewable resource
wars are now.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
She's seen it all like we thought two would do it.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
And she thinks about tattoo.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
She wouldn't know, She wouldn't understand anyway. So guess what
the food is.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
I'm going to say the trick thing.

Speaker 5 (51:20):
The thing is, is this a food that was around
in nineteen eleven or all? Obviously it was, So that's what
we're thinking, right, Yeah, I'm going to say something.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
I think this is good news. Yeah, so I'm going
to say what I hope it is. Yeah, go on bread, No, but.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Close but close the potato.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
The potato is a main contributing factor to her living
a long life.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Of course.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
She lives in Idaho, and her husband, Rip Kenneth Richard,
who died nineteen years ago, worked.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
In the potato industry for decades after they eat in
nineteen thirty.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
But this is what I love.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
You know, whenever they're going to write now like this,
they've always got to they try to amp up the
they try to amp up the feels of it, of course,
and sometimes they like they slightly miss, but they've really
tried to show the steadfastness of this woman, a beautiful

(52:19):
Bodanita Gibson.

Speaker 4 (52:21):
So Richard retired in nineteen seventy seven. Her husband, Kenneth Richard,
he died in two thousand and three. But Gibson's family,
who obviously have just been interviewed by this journalist who's like,
come on, you gotta give me something.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
There's got to be something. There's got to be something.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Gibson's family said she continues eating potatoes to this day.
She didn't stop eating potatoes when her husband died.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
I think that's keeping her alive.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
She didn't stop in two thousand and three. I can
never eat another potato. I can't look it in the eye.
She eats potatoes to this stak.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
I wish I love potatoes.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
You love chips.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
I love chips. Chips aren't potatoes.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Chips are totally potato is not the same.

Speaker 3 (53:12):
Come on a.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
Potato in any form do you love yoki? Yes, but
like that that's potato.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (53:17):
Fine, all right, name something.

Speaker 7 (53:19):
All right?

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Name something potatoes.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Yep, that's potato. That's potato. Okay fine.

Speaker 5 (53:26):
Because I read these headlines about you know what, don't
be scared of potatoes actually really healthy, and then I
get very excited and then you read it and it's
like if you steam it and have it with nothing,
it's like, well that sucks.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
No, No, you have a potato steamed. If you have
it steamed, stunning the Dutch cheat them like that.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
I don't want to steam potato because I'm not a button.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Steam potatoes are stunning, aren't they? Sash.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
All I'm saying is here's my here's my big call
for the EPP. It's a long EP. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
What is that?

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Nothing steamed is good? There I said it. No way
better name okay, one thing that is better steamed.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Gwyneth polchows vajaa. Oh you got me, you got me.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Remember when she was squatting over the rice cooker to
stay the good old da. She did on a rice cooker.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
It looked like a rice In.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
My head, I always thought she was using those irons
that we see backstage at TV shows that they hold up.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Oh the steamer, steamer things. I have never looked at
our rice cooker the same way. Every time I see
the rice cooker, Basically, I think of her squat.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
Yeah, what a buck?

Speaker 3 (54:45):
Can I just say that? Start? Hold up a piece
of paper, say like, can you just wrap it up?

Speaker 2 (54:52):
What did that piece of paper say? One hour? Oh
my godness, apology?

Speaker 3 (54:57):
Will shave some stuff? Will shave shaved? Shave, shave, shave
shave me.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
When I went to the hot spring.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
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Speaker 2 (55:10):
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Speaker 1 (55:23):
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