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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will
(00:26):
cut you off at the knees then gift you a
pair of easies. And that, my friends, is why you
always always need.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
A buck up. Bye bye, bye bye bye bye bye
ba ba ba bye b da.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Hello, my unemployed co host Katel and.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
My unemployed co host named Valvo, and my unemployed co
hosts greatest producer in the world, such a friend, look
it up? Fuck up? Yeah, fiddling while the Titanic goes down.
And when I say fiddling, I don't mean like they
say about Nero, You'll see an emperor who fiddled while
Rome burned. When they say that, I.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Don't like the word fiddled. I already feel like I'm
already swirming.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I don't think they I think they mean he was fiddling.
I'm swirming from the fiddling. I think like.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I think so, I think as a society we need
to come together and have a bit of a meeting
and say which fiddling means what?
Speaker 2 (01:36):
And let's just stick to one, okay, because it's like
all those people that used to lose their minds, which
I find quite tedious when people are like and they
like the word moist, you know those people, they're always
like a think it's like that. But fiddling is more
so it's legit. I mean, what if you.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
And we also maybe a little warning. Not only is
it a kaluraph it is a Kollua.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Espresso martini sent from the Kalua people, Oh my goodness,
from the source.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
There's like a little Calua factory somewhere in this country.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Big and they is in this country somewhere in the world.
And I think I imagine like a golden ticket to
get in there. They send it in pipes underground.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yes, a Kalua pipe.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, the solicio he of course, because people like tomuck
around with espresso martinis. I, as you know, am good
at making an espresso martini. I didn't make these, Abrie.
Our friend from work made them for us. She sure did.
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But people have forgotten about Kolua, but not not us. Yeah.
Well you know what we like to do with We fiddle. Yeah,
we fiddle in our mouths. Nope, See, you can't do it.
You can't. You know what I love about it. It's
so moist. It's moist and we love a fiddle and
it's delicious. I really needed this. You needed a Oh
(03:15):
my god, I need it so badly. Also, just yet,
you go, I've got to give myself the money back guarantee.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Do it.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You and I will feel better at the end of
this podcast than we do at the start of it.
And that's our money back guarantee. We always forget to
do it. Yeah, the guarantee.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
There's something about when that first friend announces to the
group that they're going to get an espresso martini and
everyone's face changes because the night is changing.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Yeah, it's true. As a catch up, it's true. Someone's
coming to push me to get pushed.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Yeah, push it out of my camera shots, thank you.
There's the white wine catch up. There's a red wine.
Maybe you're having your meal and the.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
White wine catch up. By the way, it makes me
nervous because a lot of women I know and present
company included, do you turn with white wine?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Well, I turn on the gossip and there is no filter.
Never tell me a secret, because once I've had a
white wine the table, so many secrets and people have heard.
Oh no, tables have heard about white wine. In my
show last year, I called it white wine wiki leaks.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Okay, so what is that? What is the science behind
white wine that makes my brain? I think it's the sugar,
tell them everything. I think it's the sugar. There's something
in it. Because all the women that I know who
are drunken turners, Huh, when you turn you mean violent? Yeah,
I mean they get nasty. Oh when they're they just
get a bit of an edge to them. They just
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get a bit and I'm a bit scared of them. Okay,
all right, I'm not, as you know, a drunken turner.
I'm a drunken fool or a drunken sleeper or Sash
is a drunken vomita in a bush wow, because she's like,
this has got to come out. Put your fuck lies down,
You're truth, put them down, and then she's ready for
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another ten hours of those people. But also her capacity
is despite her tiny size, her capacity is Enorman heard
that also.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
For alcohol, you have kind of been re walked in
before with a tray of esproto marteena is the look
in our faces was like, oh, it's one of those nights.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Fine, if it has to be, it has to be.
It's so true. And the other thing is people are
always like, oh nuts to me, I've got it, and
then by the end everywhere everyone's on them. You forget.
You can never think here's a motto for last. Here
we go, folks, there's no point ever, and particularly we
know this living in the times. We live in times
of uncertainty, no down, no point in thinking about tomorrow
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morning the night before.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Spoken like a true ALCOHOLI that is raging alcoholic thing
to say, Is it Trueone says that as they're lying
on the lound room with the kids crying because I
haven't been fed.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
But no, you know where I learned that doing breakfast radio,
because you'd be haunted by always sleep if you do
breakfast radio, because you get up so early, so you
just But I was always like committed. If I was
somewhere the night before, I'm like, I'm not even thinking
about as a way as people could tell if they
listen to my breakfast radio show the next down.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I also think, only once in your life, no matter
what your job is, only once do you fool yourself
into thinking. When you're twenty one years old, you can
go straight through. Oh and one day at our old employment, Yes,
at the radio station, when this guy used to hand
out Big m's the train station. I went straight through
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and it was absolutely terrible, disgusting.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
And I'm driving the promo car. Oh terrible, that milk
would have curdled. Probably illegal. People do it in retail.
People would go, I'll just gone straight through. And some
people are actually good at it. Yeah, some people are
great at it. Some people I know have the stamina
of bullocks. But I'm not that person, although I'm quite
(07:28):
I wake up whistling. Oh yes, I wake up whistling,
do you Yeah? Not in tune?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
All right, but I do this will make you feel nice.
Bucket Kate has.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Messaged us, Oh hell okay, this is really lovely, genuinely
lovely sharing it. You never anything lovely. Listeners to the pod,
which is lovely. Listeners to the pod know that you.
I don't think you've ever once said anything nice to
me on the pod. In fact, what puts the meat
in your sandwich, the wind in your sail, the grist
(08:00):
in your mill? Is is negging me as saying, yeah,
you don't brace You're a massive love everything.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Come over here and let me batch. Hello, Nate and
Kate obviously loved the show. But and then I saw
the button went on. Here we go and I sunk.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
He comes the thud.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
But guess what my sud I'm not sure why she wrote,
but why did? She's toying with us? Oh she she's
fiddling with us. She is what a fiddler?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Oh yeah, she's a fiddle fiddler on the roof. Okay,
no more, no more SIPs.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
There's nothing worse than people that think they're funny because
they're drunk and no one else is drunk.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Do you know what? I've spent so long pregnant and
all breastfeeding that I know how tedious drunks are.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Oh, Mace, I didn't know how that was going to end.
There afo, you're going to say I spent so much
time pregnant and.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah, et imagine that there's a headline. Hello, Kate.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Nath obviously loved the show, but wanted to let you
know that it's a critical part of my week. I'm
a therapist and at the end of each workday, I
have to do a self care gear change, Otherwise I
might be thinking about other people's problems all night.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
So on the way home from work, I listened to.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
The buck up and love nothing as good as nothing
is as good for self cares as the buck up.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Oh my god, away, I think the.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Nicest message we've ever that's the nicest. And I don't
know if this is going to make Kate sad again
or not. Therapist Kate, Therapist Kate. But what I haven't
heard back about my parking ticket?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Oh did you write you that?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Kate's heard about people's problems all day? Right now she's
driving home for gear change, and here I come into
the flood. Okay, parking tickets.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Kate. Therap Kate, I imagine might get her to write
me a letter that if you're a therapist, that the
scale and the depth and the darkness of what you
hear is so immense that your parking ticket would seem
like fun confetti. I honestly think she must. And everyone's
(10:23):
in therapy. Everyone's in therapy. Kate's rolling in it. The
richest black up we know, government money, is it? Oh yeah,
he's snout in the troll the first I think Ken's
I think he gets ten free. But you know there
isn't it like he no, I think it's free. I
(10:45):
thought it was free, devastating good. What do you mean
heavily subsidized like a big chunk's gone? Yeah, okay. I
can't even get in to see a doctor for nothing.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Which is just well, message Kate back.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
As you know, I don't have a doctor of any sort.
No I need a doctor. We got anything. I honestly
believe that anything that's wrong with me I can fix
myself basically with a mixture of acv uh huh cast
or cooking please castor oil and Loogole's solution and now
(11:21):
klua esproto. And now a new element that I'm adding
to my cookorishanis that I will tell you about soon soon.
Oh wow. But it's honestly, it's really on the edge.
I had to run it by Sage on the weekend. Well, bef,
we're in the car. I couldn't do it face to face. Well,
I do it side by side.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Staring ahead or Jesus, it's made you feel like that
on her behalf.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
No, it has made me feel like that as well.
It's probably as close to the edge falling into the
abyss of insanity as I've ever come. Can I tell
you my cooker. Yes, I hope it's not the same one. Oh,
I Gary, it's not the same. This is the safe
space to say it for your doing something cookery is yes.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
I know.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
I don't know why I feel this way, but I
just do. Okay, all right, So we've established people might
not know that you're very MS your mainstream media. Oh okay,
there's an acronym for that. You're heavily vaccinated. You're and
you know what most of the world are. So they
they they march in step with you. I love medicine.
(12:29):
I'm also vaccinated, but like to believe that I'm not
about it. Yeah, okay, so a cooker, it's just it's
beyond my wife.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Because, before I say the sentence, being cooker means that
you don't actually have any evidence. It's just a gut
feeling and no one can tell you otherwise.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Sometimes there's evidence, but it's not widely accepted in the NS.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
You know.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
That's all right? Ready, okay, all right, I don't believe
that guy was on the Air India flight that's.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
The eleven A. It's not real. Okay. So that's so stras.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Every time I read about it see it, I'm like,
this doesn't make sense. It was.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I just make a note and he w note. Send
Valveo some YouTube clicks from September eleven. You know what
you've done. You swing this around to not discuss it.
I can't. I can hardly even discuss it. We're keeping
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that over there.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
There's someone about this story, right, Everyone died instantly except him.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
And he emerged unscared the way and also didn't he
come out of the wreckage from a different a different
angle than anybody else? I think so, but I haven't
got into.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
No one else walked out because he's only.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Laughing.
Speaker 3 (13:58):
It's not funny. I'm laughing. But any who, I don't
have any proof.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Okay, tell me what tripped your trigger on it when
I saw the footage? What footage of the plane? Okay,
just totally watch the footage, right and you go no,
I don't think. Don't tell people to watch and if
they want, but that's not a buck up. Okay, Well
put some music on why you do it? Okay? All right? Yeah? Yeah,
I mean it's very you've really gone dark.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
When get really dark, but it's always dark as before
the dawn.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
I love That're not going to like this ain't no
rain bow without a little rain. But we have to
acknowledge our buckheads who reach out to us. Yes we do,
we love them.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
In the past week and also a lot of buckheads
message us about the hot air balloon disaster.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Oh no, we can't discuss, and I'm just we've got
a lot of We've got a lot of message. Of
course we did, but we didn't mean we didn't put
juju on it. We didn't. We're just not celebrating it. No,
it happened terrible many messages. Yeah, I imagine that we did.
What country was itil?
Speaker 4 (15:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Brazil? Okay, so that's also a thing. Do you know what.
I'm going there for a wax and that's about all.
Do you know what I mean? I'm not going there
for any era yet. One night, I'm really overdue and
I want to go with my husband to we want
to go to the Hot Springs. Okay, I've got one day.
I can squeeze him in. And he's getting a bit
(15:25):
grumpy because he's on holidays. Now you know the teacher
nice choice of words, which squeezing him in. Oh yeah,
squeeze him in. But I need to So we're going
to go to hot springs, and you know, when you
get in the hot springs, you're all legs a kimbo.
There's no delicate way to get the hot springs. And
I don't want to go.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
They're beautiful les kimbo anywhere, beautiful, beautiful. Yeah, you need
to explain and break down what you mean by when
you're at the springs, your legs are a kimbo.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Okay, So they've got all these different pools and they're
all heated to different temperatures. People, they're small. Well, if
you get there early, there's not many other people. I'm
not getting in with a lot of people. You know me,
But I just don't like this. No, but what do
you think that someone's going to have private hot spring? Yes,
bubbling up in their backyard? Yes, people do they?
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Who does Kate the therapist favorite haunt richest buckhead that
messages from her limousine on the way home.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
My problem is I really am this is too much information? No,
I'm going to stop it. Is it about I'm over
due for a Brazilian Yeah, hence Brazil, and I need
to get it done before I go away with my
husband because I don't want to be the person where
it's like, oh, someone's brought their mohair but forgotten their
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knitting needles. I don't want to be that person. I
remember when I was little. Your legs are a gimbo. Yeah,
that's right, but there's no delicate way to get in there.
If I could just slide in like a pencil drop,
but you kind of have to straddle anyone nude. There's
no asking under our togs. Yes, that's how clothing works.
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But also I wouldn't go in peak time. I wouldn't
go in like school holidays. But you get in right,
of course. I don't know what you get in. Yeah, yeah, okay,
it's hot water. Yeah, and you go all right, we're in. Yeah.
And then what we talk to each other? You have
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a deep do you ever deeply relax?
Speaker 5 (17:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
But hang on.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
You know what Cody and I do like you, and
we car talk. As soon as we're in the car
away we go yep, yeah. And that's what I always
do when Peters needs a little to get something off.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
His the car's moving and we're going to places. Yeah,
we don't go out, we don't leave the house and
just go sit.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
This is a car talk, Okay, but we will also
do that on the way to the hots Rings that
are like an hour away such, so we'll have a
chitty chat then we go there. Then surprisingly, and I
say surprisingly because you know sometimes if people have got
you and you're a done deal that their food's not
very good. But you know who that is? Who Fiji? Yeah,
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the food where else a you're going to go on,
Let's have a moment's silence for people who have been
to Fiji and eaten the food.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
The food on the main island might be fine, but
we stayed on the one of those ones where.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Make treasure island. Da da da No, No, the food's
not good in Fiji, which is really bizarre because they've
got so many Indians, and Indians, as we know, are
great cooks. Well, anyway, cheers, what was I telling you? Oh? Yeah,
so then you worry hairy and then you oh no,
don't sound hairy. Oh that's a terrible sorry over due. Yeah, anyway,
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I just like to I just like to be you know,
speaking spam oh for straddling the edge. One of them
is a wooden old, wooden Japanese tub, uh huh. And
you think they would have built some steps up the
side of it. No, no, no, full, you've got to
go full. Who's that You've got to go full? Simone
bails get in there, right, yeah, sport reference on the
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reference talking about we haven't started talking yet, but really
there was one more housekeeper about bad.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
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I View.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
On the A B C on the A B C iView.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Fantastic specially my show from the Anyway back to Me
show last year.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Every one of your shows is back to Me? Yeah,
I know last year. Yeah, great, go watch that if
you want. Is that the one where you talk about
white wine wiki leaks? I think, because what a thrill
that would be to have heard now you mentioned that
and then you watch it and go, yeah, anyway, not
that much of it through. Go give us the numbers. Thanks, Okay,
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that's very important to.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
The ABC boss to see it and go, hey, let's
give this guy a show.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
As we know from the project getting canceled, numbers are
very important numbers game, and also numbers for us are
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balloon would be greatly appreciated. I'm going to tell you
(20:38):
my new cooker thing. Okay, I'm going to prepare for this.
I do too, because I'm very nervous.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
But we had a nice little like preach out about
eleven A.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah we did. I haven't got into that. You know,
there's so many there's so many theories around. But as
you know, I like an alternate metus, do ya, Yeah,
I do. I just like I think there's a lot
of knowledge out there and sometimes the main like monster
(21:13):
of humanity, because it's such a giant beast waiting for
the cook isn't as nimble as the little outliers who
are like exploring different things. That's how scientific breakthroughs are made.
Sure is right. Okay, So but I also I'm not
mad about any sort of intervention on my face. I
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am no, I know you are on my face, and
I'm not anti it. I'm just like, I would love
to think that there's something magical I can do that
doesn't involve going to see a surgeon who tells me
I need Kim Kardashian's mother's ponytail face lift. Not anti it,
it's just not for you, not yet. So you give
(21:59):
good face, I know, but it's a bit you know,
it's a good fair I'm happy with it. Yeah, I'm
probably too happy with it, truth be told. So I
had to share this with Sash on the weekend. I
ended up doing a deep dive and it's and it's
something that I have encountered in the past, and I
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haven't really committed to it. I feel so unconfidentle it's terrible.
It's terrible. Oh. I shared it with Sash, and Sash
actually took it surprisingly well. But it was a real
taste of our friendship.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
I'm not anti okay, but this is really going to
push you to the edge of the flat Earth. You're
going to bump into the wall in Antarctica. Apparently I
don't believe in the flat Earth. By the way, I
can't see the point of it. Do you want to
hear the guy? Oh? Okay, yep, all right, here we go. Okay.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
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So are you a urine on your face? It absolves
right away. Any objection would be, is your face gonna smell?
You can smell my face. I only put it on
an hour ago. You'd smell it if it's there.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
You can't.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Oh my goodness, are you putting piss on your face?
Are you putting pierce on your face?
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Who's piss? And how do you get it up there?
All right? For starters, I'll say to you what I
say to my fifteen year old son. Don't say pisces.
You've got a scientific name, Urea, which you can also buy,
by the way, in a in a tub. And when
people use those foot balms or heel a drug test, Yeah, no,
(23:48):
that's Urea. There's stuff in those heel and foot barms.
I just can't even So I haven't started yet.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
What I'm going to do is pess on your face.
I'm going to let you drink this in sorry, wrong
choice of words.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Yeah okay, And then I'm going to start tomorrow, and
then we're going to meet again in a week and
you're going to my complexion. Okay, Well it makes sense
when you listen. I did a deep dive on it.
It's all. Some people also call it. People know that
(24:27):
it's it's obviously very edgy, so they've come up with
a name for it uria uria. No they want some
people call it golden water. They call it golden shower,
golden water, right, so you put it on your face.
I'm just not quite sure about how I put it
(24:50):
on my face. But when I ran it past Sash,
what did I say to you? Sash? We're in the car.
I remember exactly where we were. We're going around that roundabout.
You just see it. I've got something new that I
want to try. And I think you thought I'd be shocked,
but yeah, it sort of goes. And remember I told
you about news the chill planes tell him.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Yeah, when we were in New Zealand, when I was
younger and it was cold, you get chill blaines on
your fingers and you'd wee on your hands and put.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Them in gloves to go to sleep, and the urine
would cure the chill blaines. Were you poor? Were you?
Were you an extra lass? She's from that book, you
know that book that everyone reading about the Irish A
copper tea for the comfort that's in it. That was
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Angela's ashes, That was Sash. How old are you? She said,
Angela's ishes? Yeah, so how is that? Also? What is
the chill Blaine where the skin gets sort of sore.
Is it before frost, but it's a frostbite before when
you go black? Is it on your extremities? It works?
Speaker 3 (25:54):
So I think she's pissed on her hands. You're going
to piss on your face. Okay, find something.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
All right, you'll be pissed off because you don't hold
with this sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Are they telling you what to put in your mouth
beforehand to come out the other end better?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
I don't think so. Only apparently the first one of
the morning is the one so got the most.
Speaker 3 (26:17):
So the morning after espresso colua martinis.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Goodness.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
By the way, caffeine's very good for under eye. Oh well, there,
you're going to actual.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Ingredient in my under eye lug? So what do you think?
I just have questions like, how where are you putting it?
What are the steps? How long can you store it?
I don't know. You're not storing fresh fresh. I'm not
a monster freshly squeezed. Yes, the only way, like I
like my orange juice over in the morning. Okay, No,
(26:50):
So here's my thing. I'm not sure how I get
it from the sauce to the face.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
You might have to just buy a little something for
the shower teacup.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
There we go. Yeah, but then how do I put
it on my cotton wool a teacup? How fancy this is?
Speaker 3 (27:07):
She's trying to fancy it up that you're pissing on
your face. She's like, get a tea cup.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I might get an old bucket. But also you put
snail sperm on your face.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
That sperm that you gave me. I didn't know it
was snail sperm.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
About it straight away. It was sperm. I just thought
it was I think it is a gooey bit that
they leave. That is what spermy hang on.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
When snails are going down a brick. All that trail
they leave behind is spoof.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
I think. So, I don't know. I'm not I'm not
an insectology. I think you made that. I might have
made that up. But the point is you would rather
take something from a snail.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
And also you got me that as a present from Karate,
but you were already from career, from.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Japan, from Japan, but from Korea, but you were already
familiar with it.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Yeah, I'm just a little bit more comfortable with snail
pissed than I and my co host pissed and I
don't know why.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Maybe that's to put mine on your face.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
I think you use your Yeah, I'm assuming.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
So he said that urine is filtered blood filtered blood. Interesting,
so it's got the same like a vampire facial. Yeah,
like that, which I've also had. I've had a lot
of stuff on your face. Yeah, I like, I'll try
anything except sunscreen, except.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
So just to recap, you won't put sunscreen on your face,
but you'll pis I would, I'd use.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
I'd use a physical barrier like zinc chemical.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
I did think of you the other day when there
was that big report that came out. But apparently all
the sunscreens are lying to us.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Thank you. All the SBF's wrong vindicated.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
And SBF may be short from the snails. I don't know, Okay,
so what do you think?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
I think?
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Now there's big arguments about the testing was wrong and
they got it out of the tube too early. So
now the brands are coming out and saying it again
but this way, so it's all on. But the brand
I use it wasn't on the naughty list, so it's
all good.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
All right. Well, as you know, I use my beef
tallow and then I go in the sun like a
mad dog.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Now you're adding you next step, Well.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Now I need desperately something anti aging, So you're deep
do it? So next week this time next week, I
will give you a full report. But I don't want
my husband to know about it.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
Like he doesn't listen to the pod, right, Lucky.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I'm just trying to think of what his movements are. Okay, No,
you know what, when we go down to the hot springs,
I think he'll say, why don't we listen to the pod? Oh?
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Oh you say no, let's have us time, let's talk.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Yeah I can, let's chart. Yeah, perfect, perfect, right, I
just don't want him to know.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
No, so you've been deep diving on piss.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
What golden water? Golden water? Oh? Also speaking to husbands,
we've got coming up in the pod messages from both
of them. Oh yeah about us. We don't know what that. Well.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Last week Kate asked me a question that threw me
off my chair, and I couldn't stop thinking about it.
You just simply asked a very innocent question, what does
my husband like about me?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (30:20):
I think, I said, laugh, And it really threw me
And I told our barcas as well. Ask your partner,
if you've got one, like, what do they like or
love about you?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
It is a hard question to answer because unless you're
properly a psychopath, you're hardwired to love the other person.
So you know what you love about Cody. He travels
a lot for work, so you know what I mean
best to myself. But to think to invert it and
go what do they love about me? That's very difficult.
(30:48):
But that's coming up.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Because side went behind our backs, behind our messaged our
husbands and got an answer.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Traitorous, traitorous win.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
All those fingers, those DISCOVERESI planes. So you deep dived
skin alternative skincare, Yes, I deep dived one of my
favorite things to do. Because I've admitted on this pod before,
I have an obsession with billionaire men that have an
obsession with going up or down, up to space or
(31:19):
down to the depths of the ocean where we should
not be.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
No, and sometimes it works out quite well for them,
like James Cameron. Oh sure, yeah, we wouldn't have Titanic
or a good point. That's a good point. But other times, yeah,
I can't think of any off the top of my
I deep dived on the doc. Oh no, why you
carb today? I know I'm sorrious.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Plane crash, hot blue hot, air balloon crashes.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Not everything's uplifting, and the rubbing piece on my face.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Stop saying. Okay, but you had flagged that you were
and that was We all remember that time.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
But to me, it's not so much that the explorer
thing went down into the ocean and then imploded and
that was bad. My thing is, why do rich people
want to do this? I feel in my head if
I ever became very rich, I wouldn't do anything like that,
but I'd be happy in comparing.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Okay, every PAVO thinks that, and that truly goes to
show that you have poor person's mentality, as do I,
because the whole thing about being so excessively rich and
truly the world is not a better place since the
rise of the billionaire, which has really only been in
the last ten years. Before that, there was, it wasn't
(32:34):
a thing, and now we're all like, we've just accepted
that they've got all the money and we shall have nothing.
Speaker 3 (32:39):
But I feel stressing, not it's stressing, but thinking about
this and the bills and doing this and what hollow
are going to go on? And dog sitter and all
the things that you think about, Yeah, are good things
to think about because if you take them away, you
get in submarines, yes, and goes to your own sirel,
to the bottom of the ocean.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Because I think this is human nature, right. And Jerry
Seinfeld said this once and it was it was about women,
but it sort of pertains to everything. He said. If
women walked around completely naked wearing nothing but hats, men
would subscribe to play Head magazine. Right, You always want
(33:23):
that which you can't have. And the thing with billionaires
is that they can have everything everything, So what is
left so you're talking about they can have a gold
covered wag you blah blah, They can have the spleen
of a prisoner shipped in and sliced finally for them
to eat as tartar. Do you know what I mean?
(33:44):
They can have anything, So what is left for them?
Really only up or down? Down?
Speaker 3 (33:52):
This going down. This is his name, by the way,
his real name. You can't be called this and not
end up rich I mean he already came from money
any who. But his name is Richard Stockton rushed the third.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yeah right, okay, I mean.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Imagine your life being a third or the or the
the fourth. Yeah, traking any buckheads of the third?
Speaker 2 (34:15):
The fourth? Oh, it's It's not a big thing in Australia,
is it. I think that's an American or English.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
Dan Connell, great comedian, called his son Dan Connell.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
The second, did he? That's cool? I mean that what
as his name?
Speaker 3 (34:29):
So I think the second as a joke, but it's
is it in in his Actually I think it's his
grandpa's name as well, and maybe dad like like Dan Connalls,
he's like the fourth or the fifth. The Fourth's text him,
we'll get confirmation.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
You're gonna love this.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
His wife, Well, now do people know what we're talking about?
By the way, the guy that went down in the
submarine two years ago to look for the.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Titanic and it imploded? Was it only two years ago?
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (35:00):
His wife?
Speaker 3 (35:02):
Wendy, Wendy Rush, She wasn't on there, No, I know,
but I think of her loss.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Okay, not the idiot husband, but the son that he
took with them. No, he didn't know.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Someone else brought their someone else businessman.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Wendy just got the insurance. Oh yeah, Wendy sympathy. Wendy's
now rich, she's going there. That's Rush. She got herself
on her next honeymoon. Wendy Rush the wife. How long
will they been married? Who cares? Get this?
Speaker 3 (35:31):
She's the great great granddaughter of two people who died
on the Titanic.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Give that a sound effect. That's a familial in serious
but I.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Feel that's maybe why he was almost with her, because
he had an obsession with the Titanic.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
My goodness, It's like when Nicholas Gage went out with
Lisa Marie Presley Rip because she briefly was she married
to Michael Jackson. No, she just went out with Michael jo.
I think they got married. I think they got married
in the Dominican Republic.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
The meant well, they got married in the Dominican Republic.
Speaker 2 (36:17):
And that's why Nicholas Cage was obsessed with her. Did
not know? So this is so, sir.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Richard Richard Stockton rushed the third.
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Yeah, was obsessed with Wendy.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Because she's care to the Titanic.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
And he'd always been obsessed.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
And I forgot that that's what they were doing in
the sub they were going down to the Titanic.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
I forget that part. I forgot that. Yes, that's what
they would do. Actually forgot that. But did you think
they were going down exploring.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Looking for that fish with the wire, that dan fish.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Do you know why she spoke about that? Thatish is
not meant to be seen by human eyes.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
So this guy, Richard Stockton, rushed the third, was so
bad at making this thing, and you got this little
team together actually make yeah, right, but ignored every single
person that kept saying to him, if you build it
this way, you're going to die. And every time someone
said to him, if you build it this way, you're
(37:11):
going to die, he fired them to the point where
he whittled it down to just this skeleton crew of
people that believed him him And he had one woman
that was his accountant because I needed young and he
said to her, you're coming with me, and you're going
to be the captain. No, he did, and she said
(37:32):
bye bye, and she quit. Oh you're cute, you're going
to be the captain.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Hang on a second, she's the accountant in the office.
One day she was going to be like, I am
the captain.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Now.
Speaker 5 (37:45):
Richard Stockton rushed the third walks in and says, oi Amanda, Okay,
you're the captain, and she said, no, all right, hang
on back up, all right, I deep dived, all right,
yeah you did.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
I love this. I've never heard any of this. In
the aftermath, we all had to live it for the
two weeks. You know what I'm annoyed about, what that
they made us go through the agony of it when
they knew from the start that they were curtains and
we all had to go be thinking about them. Yeah yeah,
and all of that, and then everyone who knew every
anything anything, Jim Cameron knew that they were done straight away.
Speaker 3 (38:23):
Richard Stockton Rushed the Third and James Cameron were mortal enemies.
And there's footage of Richard Stockton rushed the Third doing
a test drop where he went really far down and
he came back up and they opened the door.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
And the first thing he says is James Cameron didn't
go that deep. Like it's on his mind. He hang on,
how did Richard Stockton rush the Third Rush the Third
make his money? He comes from money, but he didn't
come from billions. He comes from like wealth.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Apparently it's like proper sort of well, I feel like
even like back to the like the settlers.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Oh right, was he American? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Like bloodline went back to the people they lost him,
wrote documentary that founded the country kind of bloodline, right.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
So then Amanda didn't want to be the captain. Man quits.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Then he wanted passengers. Yes, his money came from Wi
FI is down.
Speaker 2 (39:18):
Okay, So I also find this strange that he sold
seats to people. But he's a billionaire. Why would he
sell seats.
Speaker 3 (39:27):
Then the insurance company says, if they're passengers, you can't
do this because it's so unsafe, you cannot have passengers.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
So the legal.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
He wheezled away around it by calling the people that
were on it mission specialists. They were officially part of
the crew.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Oh no, it was one of them, the captain, just passengers.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
They were just it's like someone coming up to you
before you board the jet star flights and can you
get out the team?
Speaker 2 (39:59):
Yeah? Right? Were they just about to?
Speaker 3 (40:02):
Really?
Speaker 2 (40:03):
And then you basically do anyway on short flights Now
sometimes you don't even get a cup of tea, like
we're nuts serving hot drinks? Like what what little what
little more could you do for passengers? You want? A
Jetstar fight is almost although Jetstar does give you a
hot cup of tea. Okay, yeah, there you go. Yeah,
(40:23):
I love that. So they were all called me five dollars.
Speaker 3 (40:25):
They were called the mission specialists, the people that went
with him to other guys, some guy who bought his
young son.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
This is terrible, don't d I can't even beat it.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
And then a couple of weeks before, one of the
guys that was with him from the start, one of
the og crews said to him, it's going to implode
and you're going to die if you do this, and
then he said, bye bye, here you're fired. Fired the guy.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Two weeks later down he goes, and you know what's
annoying about that? What a buck? You're the guy. If
you're the guy who got fired, or any of the people.
Speaker 3 (41:00):
That got fired, this is who they speak to the
whole doco.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Okay, but here's the thing about it. Because it was
so horrible and so terrible and we all had to
live it, you can't even enjoy the last laugh. You
can't mean we're trying, can't even, but you can't even
like you know my saying. Everybody loves to say, I
told you so. I guess they were in the doco.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
That the whole doco is basically the montage of specialists.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
Aside from his pig headedness. Did they seem to like him?
Everyone interesting this guy?
Speaker 5 (41:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Right, his wife did? His wife, Wendy got no airtime? Okay,
she didn't want a bar of it? Where is she now?
I don't know. I have no idea what Wendy's doing?
Is that the bar? That's the bar? Well? You deep dive?
That I deep dive. I don't quite know how I feel.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
Well.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
Actually, here's a buck up.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
Okay, good, bring it back up. Link it to our
husbands who are about to talk about unlike that.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
It never came back up, did it? It never came
back up? No, they've never got it. Who the what's
in pieces? What's it called? The submarine? No, it had
a name, did it didn't? Whole deep dive? The whole
called something something? It never came up. It's in pieces,
the mission explorer. Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 3 (42:24):
People are going to be screaming into their headphones if
they remember.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
No one, No one caresmer. We've got no friends of
billionaires on this the titan. Yeah, the name of the
dog guy, Oh my goodness. Like the Titanic. Yes, mate,
oh my goodness, but it couldn't do You know what,
there's some things that you don't mess with because they've
(42:48):
got such I think strong ju ju, and one of
them is like the Titanic. Anything to do with the Titanic.
I wouldn't you know what, I wouldn't buy any any
jewelry from the Kennedy estate. You know what I mean.
You know how things come up, how things come up,
Marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Any listeners are going to come across an estate sale
this week from the Kennedy Listen to.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Remember we were working together a few years ago, Sash
when they had the Marilyn Monroe like they do an
auction you know, around the world, and I was I
was like, oh, that would be fun to have something
from Marylyn.
Speaker 3 (43:26):
Then I went, no, you don't want to stay away
from the Titanic.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Is the day away from the Titanic, not the movie?
Great movie, And feel free to say King of the
World whenever you're anywhere near a body of water.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
So far.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Yeah, it's so funny, mandatory.
Speaker 3 (43:43):
Yeah, why not dropped a little boat not long ago?
Speaker 2 (43:46):
In fact, if we ever revisit our below deck fantasy
of having a cruise with some of our buckwets. We
will be doing that every Monaging Breakfast.
Speaker 3 (43:59):
Cody came good on something that is an infamous moment
on this pod. We all know that he got me
a curly whirlly months ago. Yes, what was point of
our relationship? Yes, of the decade together.
Speaker 2 (44:13):
Can I just tell you something? Well, guess what I
saw in Sasha French's car when I got in on Saturday.
More curly whirlies. An empty curly whirly wrapper.
Speaker 3 (44:25):
So when you got some for the live show, Yes,
you had a little.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
Yeah, and I ate two. I felt good after the
first one, and then the second one too much, and
then I had to explain to her the law of
diminishing returns. Do you know about that? No, that's such
a great law.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
So he came good and he came home the other
night with the chocolate bar. Oh was it would never
think to ask for didn't even know they were still.
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Around, still around.
Speaker 3 (45:03):
It was absolutely delightful. It took me straight back to
my childhood because this shark, this was the Joe VLVO
order from the milk bar. Run when we have to
go down to the milk bar, getting three bucks off
dud to all get a little choky.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
This was his order. Okay, can I guess it? And
you are never going to guess it? Didn't even know
you could still get it. Is it an individual sized bar? Family? No, No,
it's a bar. It's a bar. Okay, peppermint crisp no, okay,
that's a great bar. I haven't seen one for a
long time. I don't hurt. The gums, dangerous, the sharks
(45:39):
of it's proper sharks. Let's get some like.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Razor blades and sprinkled peppermint flavor on them.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Delicious.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
People can chuck on a poom lady.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
I don't believe in that on a padlover side okay.
So not that I've run out of gesses.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
A summer roll, Oh, a summer roll, chewy.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
Coconut, coconut, stunny, lightful. Okay. So I remember at my
school saw jaw chewing it. Yeah, because it's tough. At
my school, Alder at Salisbury High in Queensland, the cool
girls I e. Were given money for tuck shop, which
we were given maybe twice in a year. They always
(46:23):
would have a summer roll and they were so hot
and tan. It's a hot bar, surfy ish. They were
like perfect for summer roll, and I automatically associate it
with that. Get on it a cup of tea. No,
I don't like drinking tea. I don't like drinks. I'm
(46:46):
not a fan of drinks. I've spoken about these. Agree,
you have a dry chocolate Cody, Cody.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
Nothing makes Cody laugh more than my disdain for drinks.
And so he's just always laughing at me.
Speaker 2 (46:59):
Avoid you're always talking about some new coffee you've tried.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
Or coffee short and sweet, over and done with it.
I don't drink drinks either.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Do you You told me no? Well you hues, he
said to me once. What did you always say such
drink don't drink calories or don't drink fat? He would say, yeah, okay,
so it took me a long time to work that out. Okay,
not calories fat. Yeah, just I just sat there with
a summer roll. But I love nothing's more delightful than
to have a treat with a hot beverage. Really, so
(47:29):
you just ate it dry raw dog to summer roll.
I'm good like that. That's a good tip. Get on
the summer roll. He's a strange guard. I don't know
where he finds these chocolates, strange going, Yeah, where is he?
Speaker 3 (47:45):
I don't know, He's just not home.
Speaker 2 (47:47):
And then he's in the past see time.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
Travel found the last remaining not quite right supermarket?
Speaker 2 (47:55):
Remember them? Love that because you know what I'd love
And if he goes to the past, I'd like him
to bring back Nestle Golden Ruff chocolate. You can get that. No, no,
you can get Whittaker's Golden Rough. But it's a New
Zealand chocolate it is, and the flavor of it is.
I find the chocolate flavor a bit strong, like it's
a beautiful chocolate.
Speaker 3 (48:16):
But I'm used to our chemical Yeah, yeah, anty melting agent.
Speaker 2 (48:23):
Yeah exactly, I'm used to that.
Speaker 3 (48:25):
You know.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Once they started taking the palm oil out of things,
they just didn't taste as good, you know. And I
know we're supposed to feel for the monkeys. I get it,
But think of me trying to enjoy my chocolate. Oh
my biscuit.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
So what does your partner love about your buckets? Very
intense question, that is.
Speaker 2 (48:51):
An intense very almost impossible to answer, Like I see
it earlier. So pezs is nice. He said that I
won't like it hang on her.
Speaker 3 (49:03):
Passed me Pete's answer and I've.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
Got I've got Cody's answer. So Sash behind our back.
Tell us how the conversations went. Sash, No, I just
I what's that? What's apped? Cody? Yeah? And what did
you say? I just said, what do you love about
your husband? Nod or something? Warming up a bit? And
then I had to follow up Pete of course with
(49:28):
a phone call. With a phone call? Did he dictate
it to you? You have an answer to me? And
he was like, I was halfway through and then I
got distracted. So kads listening you are.
Speaker 3 (49:40):
I don't give homework often, but I'm giving it. I'm
demanding you ask your partners this question, and I want answers.
Speaker 2 (49:46):
But it's hard for you to ask. Like we had
an end to meet.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
Sash is going to contact people's partner.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
If you like Sash to contact you, how do they
contact us? Sashm me on Instagram? Okay, Pete? Interesting? Oh
are we doing?
Speaker 3 (50:02):
She makes the best coffees every morning. I think she's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
She is beautiful. No, it should just be she is beautiful,
not I think she's beautiful, as though it's subject to
debate on I was dictating. I may have added some things.
Speaker 3 (50:18):
Just she loves having fun and finally she makes the
best York gear.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
Two things are cooking things. There you go, that's what
your husband loves about. What does my husband love about?
Is what Cody is seeing. Okay, let me have a sip.
Your husband why he loves you? He said the eighty HG.
This shit is a big turn on. Yes, a man
(50:52):
highs and lows like a roller coaster. Plus he doesn't
know when I pick up because he's busy looking at
something shiny. It's so true.
Speaker 3 (51:05):
As I've said, he's actually got a good job that
requires travel, or he has a second family.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
No one knows he wouldn't. What are the odds that
he would find his second family with someone else who
has eighty h.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
Isn't that beautiful that my husband knows that he can
fuck because I won't notice.
Speaker 2 (51:21):
And also that what what some may see as a
weakness he sees as a bonus while I'm there. Oh,
it's amazing, that's the dream. That's the dream. Oh my
husband do I take from Oh? I take him a
coffee in the morning. That's good, I do. And then
I hear other women say talk about how their husbands
(51:44):
bring them something in bed, like, well, yeah, it's twenty
twenty five trad wise, you know. But also I've got
no desire to stay in bed, whereas I and Pete do.
Does Cody bring you something in bed? No, because I'd
(52:04):
be angry that he woke me up? Okay, all right,
all right? Text from mom? Do you want a long
one or a short Let's do a shorty? Okay, here's
a shorty. This is so good. Oh, this is so good. Okay.
This is from can I say her? It's from Sonya? Hello, Sonya.
This is from her mum, and she says love the
(52:27):
pod have listened from day one. We love Buckwheat sending
us their texts from mum. All right, this was the message.
Thanks for the photos. Any results from the autopsy? Is
that Giovanni with Oliver kiss kids? It's a text from
(52:50):
all right? Who the hell is I don't know? Is
it sir Richard? Oh? Mate? The third to put that
just in the middle, it's I'm gonna say that's classic mom.
Who's getting and I don't know what series? The autopsy?
And also thanks for the photos autopsy in the middle,
(53:14):
and then question about the photo. Also, how would she
not know if that's Giovanni with Oliver? Well, maybe she
hasn't met Giovanni. Who's Oliver? Well, she obviously knows Oliver.
Giovanni with Oliver. Yeah, she must know Oliver, but not Giovanni.
She hasn't met Giovanni. They met Olive. I now I
need to know. They must have met Giovanni on their travels.
Speaker 3 (53:36):
I want to know who had the autopsy? So do
I right into us again?
Speaker 2 (53:41):
Please? What's her name again? Sonya? Bad? Sonya? We love it?
And also we love Sonya's mom. That's a good mom.
Speaker 3 (53:51):
Cannot hide the fact that she wants to know what's
going on in the photo. But she really needs to
know how someone died.
Speaker 2 (53:58):
Yeah, that's her and the But why would Sonia have
access to the autopsy? And also it's unusual to need
an autopsy, isn't it. It's an autopsy if you've died
unexpectedly from the autopsy place or the vaccine. That's it.
Cook me out and take me out. Golden water, Golden water,
(54:20):
A look at my face.
Speaker 3 (54:21):
You're going to vax your face off?
Speaker 2 (54:23):
Really look at it. Yeah, I'm looking at it, and
you'll be looking at it next week and we need
to know if they want to be smelling it. Yeah,
you'll also smell it, Okay, all right, I won't do
it freshly before I come into the pod, please do, Okay,
I will. The buck Up Podcast is hosted by me
Kate lane Brook and him Nathan Valvo. It's produced by
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the brilliant Sasha French Audio and sound by the magnificent
Yack Lawrence you might call him Jack. And Dom Evans.
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