September 15, 2025 • 61 mins
- Nuzzled behind the ear
- Things that are embarrassing
- A charlatan psychic
- Text from mum
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, hey, bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will
(00:26):
cut you off with the knees then gift you a
pair of easies.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
And that, my.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Friends, is why you always always need a buck up.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
About it, about Bylin Brook about by Bye bat Bye
Bye Nate, Nate, Nate Valvaux remix, Bye bye bye, bye
bye bye. Sasha, Sasha, Sasha, French French in language and
French in attitude. French, oh yeah, oh yeah, French in attitude. Yeah,
(01:10):
French in attitude. You know, the French. They're just not
having it. If it's not excellent, they're not having it.
I'm all for it, and that's Sasha Free, don't small talk.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
That's why we are lucky enough to have on this
tiny little podcast, the podcast that could.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I Think I Can, I Think I can, I Think
I can. The greatest producer in the land. We have
a message from a buckhead. Straight up.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Let's dive in.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I love a message.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
We love Mary Buckhead, Mary Love Buckhead. May we like
to talk about things that are embarrassing. Kate Abrook, Mary,
you're Mary? You and Mary her name?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Sorry? You and I Yeah? Okay, Kate Lambrook, all right,
I thought you and Mary talk and I'm like, maybe,
yeah you could.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I mean, I wouldn't be jealous, but I would be like,
oh did you sa did you hear that that Nate's
been talking to a buck?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
We started a podcast with Mary called The Mucker The
Money Back Guarantee that you feel the same at the
end of the yeah, as like.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
A sitcom though, you know, the whole thing about a sitcom.
The traditional sitcom model is that you take the characters
on a journey, but at the end of the story arc,
you put them back exactly as they were, so they
really learned nothing. They go into the next episode with
all their all.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Their starts all over again. Buckhead, Mary, Oh yeah, things
that are embarrassing that shouldn't be.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Okay, so yours. If someone said one of our listeners.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Said umbrellas, Yeah, umbrellas. I forgot all timer and the
other day I went out in the rain.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
No, didn't take an umbrella.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
No, I meant because it's here exactly.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I'm just like, but you know, what was humiliating that
my hair was wet and I really looked bedraggled and terrible.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
For the rest of the day because of my You
know what I am what pride for? I know, pride for?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
But when you say out in the rain front door
of the car, when do people get caught in the rain?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Because at the other destination I couldn't find a park.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I had to part quite a long way away from
where I was going into record nightmare. By the time
I got in there, I was not sodden.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
So yeah, but I was frizzled. What I call that
when your hair goes like that frizzy? Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I'm aware.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Mystery resolved. He's Mary kicking off. Oh, by the she's
a bucket and she loves us hard. We love Mary
her words, not mine hard. I like that very nice
inclusion there, Mary.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Sometimes it's nice.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
We love softly. Is it that little bit.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Behind that you know?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I'm going to say, a neglected part of the body,
which is my husband's listening.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Okay, A good way for me to convaye boy pete.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
She wants to be nuzzled, Oh good, nuzzle me and
any woman?
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Is it a man thing? Tell me, tell me where
behind the ear and in the nape of the neck.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Ah, I mean, do you know what's them like? You
know what's your partner doing it?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
That it could be anyone coming out from behind, I
mean from the front. It's a bit intense.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I do love things I love, which is getting good
doing it to.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Her at the Coldplay concert?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Okay, from behind?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Girls like this? How good?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
How do you feel about the girl on the man's
shoulders at the music Firstival? Love it?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
But that's only a just dream for me, Sasha. You
know I can't if I got on Peter. Remember when
I told you?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Did I tell you got on his shoulders?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
No that you said to him?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
One day, I was quite fixated with the fantasy for
him carrying me to bed.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Yeah, your wedding night. I've seen movies.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
No, I was pregnant on my wedding night. That's a
bit much legal.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Modern.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I'm very modern. But we never lived together before we
were married. I lived in my sharehouse with my girlfriend
Mish until I was five months pregnant. Wow. So, now
that I think about it.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
It's.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Saturday morning.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I'd wake up and she'd go, how's the baby, and
she came and rub my go oh, my goodness, would
look in the mirror together.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Where was he?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Sometimes he was staying over one night for sure? Anyway,
what what was I telling? You? Don't know? Oh? Yes,
you wanted to be carried to bed.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I carry to bed, you know, I said to him.
So he tried to carry me to bed. And the
sounds that he made trying to lift me off the
couch was so they seed on my soul.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Very fun to do one and then this.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
No, I want no, you can't say no.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
No, terrible, so terrible.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I was so devastated. Wasn't my son, that's very that's
really devasting. And then I said, not just forget it,
just forget it. I can't do he is good, he
won't he won't quit. Did he quit?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Know he did, But by that stage I was like, no,
just put me down, Just put me down.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Didn't even get to the bed. No, he was trying
to get me. I think it was trying to get
me through the doorway. I was trying to get me
through the doorway, get me through the.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Most unromantic story I've ever heard, and someone saying I
can't do it.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
No, It was just terrible.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Believed anyway, because so Sasha French could be on the
shoulders of.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Anyone really at a at a music, at a concert,
pop on up girl sitting on someone's shoulders at when
on behind them? But yeah, no no, but it's never.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
For that long when the girl is on the man's
shoulders at a concert. Or First of all, there is
no happier woman.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
She is a question.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
She is physically willing herself.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
My god, she's happy, you know. And he's stoked too,
He's like, I'm doing this, He's good, Like this is
happening because of me.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Do you know I broke up with someone because they
went to a concert with my girlfriend and put her
on these shoulders?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Team Kate? That is intimate? Wait, which way was he facing.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Anyway? That it is? It's true, that's not another one
of my dreams.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
I could do it lying down.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
That's I'm with you.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
That being on someone's shoulders is like you're one year
old with your dad. That's it, never again for thirty
years until you're will You're never doing it?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Are you getting onto Tody's shoulders?
Speaker 5 (08:55):
I mean we could if I mean we physically, but
I don't want no, but yeah he could, would you know,
I know he cool, he could easily do that.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Yeah, you're such as just such a such a delicate.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
People make jokes about our wedding night, and I'm like, oh,
you mean when I went home alone and vomited in
a toilet and he kicked on and was out till
five am with my friends my permission. Though he's allowed,
he shouldn't have his wedding night ruined by the week.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Why didn't you want to do that?
Speaker 5 (09:29):
I was so exhausted and drunk and a mess.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yes, that was a great wedding.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
It was very fun, but I'm very weak socially. I'll
give you socially three hours of a very enjoyable evening
and then.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
The judge I'm done, and then you're done.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Bye bye, see see you later.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I mean sometimes I like to kick on. Bye bye.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
We had a thing at the house a couple of
months ago.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I went to bed. I went to bed, there was
twenty people, got to sit down and there was twenty
people over. I went to bed, twenty people.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
I went.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
It was Cody's birthday. I went to bed. No, No,
what do you do? You just say? Do you put
pajamas on.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
I do a vacuum.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
What do you come out in your normal clothes?
Speaker 5 (10:22):
When you come out, I haven't left yet.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
You say no, go bye bye? Do you say goodbye
or do you just goos? No? You can't go in
your own house? Why not?
Speaker 5 (10:32):
I ghost everywhere because people would be looking for you.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
It's my house. Yeah, they'll be coming in the room
a lot.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Yeah, what's he doing?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
He is dead?
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Checking my pulse. I ghost most things, most things.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
What did they call it as something except Irish French
French Irish goodbye or French exit, something like that, Yeah,
Irish goodbye.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Because and also because Cody is so much more polite
than me, I do a good, big goodbye to a table.
I will just stand in the spot and say we're off,
one big gesture, bye bye everyone. There's eye contacts, there's waves.
Cody will go one one by one by.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Beautiful Queensland manners. Just do a generic SCEO.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Isn't that funny how often it comes up for discussion
do we need to say goodbye?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
It's not a set rule.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
It depends on the circums. It happens, doesn't It's a conversation.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Is this a goodbye event or we need to.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Say goodbye, No we don't, or actually, yes we do. Oh,
I know, we've got to talk to the parents. We've
got to say goodbye all.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
And you're always way more polite to people that aren't
your family, and the more disconnected you are from them,
not so you are, Or we better go say goodbye
to that couple we just met.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
What about your parents?
Speaker 4 (11:49):
That's it's true, but it is it's a very and
you know what that is a measure of what social
animals humans are and how new one we are, particularly
if I may speak.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
To our buckwhets listen, in, folks, are buck knuckles? Are buckstackles?
Are buckwheats? Sure? What did I start with? You? Buckwets?
Go on?
Speaker 5 (12:14):
We're all leaning in.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Women in particular are highly nuanced in our reading of
each other. And so, you know, people like to say
that women are really hard on each other, which in
some instances they are, But if you think about how
women have adapted biologically. You guys, yes, even you were
(12:41):
out hunting, whereas we were stuck with each other around
a campfire. We couldn't run away, we couldn't leave, We
didn't have four days off trying to spear a wallaby.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
We didn't have any of that.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
We just had to be out of all the animals
to choose for the man to go. Get sure, what
do you think we were eating in this country? Saying
it's just I've never heard someone who's normally it's the
wooly mammoth or the tiger god local flavor.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I have to make you think it's achievable for you.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Do you know what? I don't think? Up behind I
couldn't get a wallaby.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
You could, you could sneak up behind coat bam, and
I was I could get back in the day koalas I.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
They're hard to get.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Hell, they're hard to spot. The high stones spot very
hard to spot. You've got to have really good nature
eyes to spot on you.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
You you stare at the suns. You be very good
at the sun.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Continue anyway, So women, so when we when women meet
each other, we have so many things that we have
to do a mental avocas of.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Straight away, straight away just hair, long hair, short hair,
no hair? What about it?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Well, this is how we read each other and we
make a quick Is this woman a threat?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Is she a friend?
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Is she a foe?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Is she from our tribe. Is she another tribe? If
it's a tribe, is it friendly and shoes and.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Choices with bodying God?
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Right, So what I'm saying is women are very nuanced
and have got a very quick mental abocus for summing
up other women, and that is how we operate. It's
not that women are hard on each other. It's that
we have a biological imperative to assess each other and
to see if we're a sister or the sister of another.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Mister God, And I don't want to hear this shit
about women not supporting women. Yes, but women have.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Had to be careful their whole lives for thousands of years.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
And it's not the same. But I will say it
is similar. And this is why everyone goes what are go?
Guys and women get along so well. It is because
of this.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
It's not the same.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
But the camp most gay men I know, we're very
very good at social.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Reading the room.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Yes, it's calling on bullshit from people very quick, and
it's for us. It's survival from when we were young
we had to work. We were hypersensitive to if someone
was mean, or if they were a bully, or if
they were a threat. Right, So That's why girls with
gay best friends often get told by the gay best
he quite early when a man might not be great, right,
(15:35):
there's something going on there.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Or you're really going to go and hang out with
him again. I think we're on now what my mother says.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
I don't want to hear this belongey about women being
friends with gay men.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
They're the enemy. You both want the same.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Thing, both on the hunbred she's got.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
And I was sort of like, but I don't think
they've come from the same supply.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
It's true. I mean, who knows twenty twenty.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Five people are fluids? Hey, pick a number, Kingsy scale,
look into it. What is that? The Kinsey scale?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
What's that? That's the no one's gale straight' you know what?
Depending on how many calus?
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Absolutely speaking of which, poor Paorsy pausies.
Speaker 7 (16:19):
Over here and give me a key sash Wow, two
SIPs in and she's anybody wow.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Oh buckhead, Mary, buckhead, Mary, Oh. Things that are embarrassing
that shouldn't be for And the reason.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I'm reading this out start with umbrella.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
I'm reading this out because I feel this too. The
FaceTime call my brother and his wife always do this
and it's performative and just embarrassing. The beauty of the
phone is I can't see your face.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Why a good thing? Yes, so true.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
I'm going to say something no, and I have many
nieces and nephews. I'll be careful. I am sick of
parents put in their kids, pretending that the kid wants
to FaceTime. You chuck the phone in front of your
kid's face, and spoiler alert, they don't want to bar it.
They don't care.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
They don't care, but you know why.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
And hey, maybe for five seconds. Hello, that's cute, that's nice.
Look at your bow.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
They're done. I don't like your attitude.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
I'm done.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
You know why wrap it up? I know that you're
such an impath.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Hey, grandparents, maybe.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
You'll really be able to put yourself in the shoes
of parents, the parents who have yawning chasms of hours
to fill with a child yawning So say that a.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Savannah like expand can't even say.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Send me a text. Oh my god, this kid entertain
every ten minutes. I need a piss Talk to me.
I'm an adult.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Don't do that. She was just asking about you. I
don't think she was. You know what it is with
we all want to think if we all want.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
To believe the great lie which other people love our children?
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Oh but I do love them very much, but not
like that. It's not back, it's not me them right.
And to add to Mary's things that are embarrassing. If
you're calling me and there's kids in your car, get
me off speaker, Oh, get me off speaker.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Why is that not the first thing that people tell you?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Tell me? Why is it hello?
Speaker 5 (18:48):
You're on speaker not even before hello? Why?
Speaker 3 (19:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Often I don't know. I'll say something going to be like,
be careful.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
I'm shocked. Actually, she I'm in the car. Then hear that,
Oh no, I never understood why you married her. I'm
in the car.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Who said that? No, it's talking about hey, friends and family.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
I want to fight back here.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
If you ever call me, I'm always just going to
answer the phone saying stuff about Santa.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
And if you're on speaker that I'm on speaker. Oh
my goodness, you are so wise. And you know what what?
No prophet is respected in his own land.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
I've said the twice today. So my deep dives is
becoming famous now?
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Oh really, my algorithm I also do a deep jump.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Yes, but my algorithm shows me something I don't know why.
And then I go, you know what, Yep, you're getting
an hour of my time now and it's midnight and
I'm lying in bed all right. Point of honor, yes,
a point of sorry, point of orders.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
A couple of color was when I'm pass sash and
who knows what's happening?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
A deep dive, I think is often more than an hour?
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Is it not?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Well we did another word for it. Then what is
it when I'm getting amongst it?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Oh? No, deep dive.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
I just think you're probably a little longer than an hour.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Back in the day, folks before phones, I remember having
this tiny little TV in my room and I'd watch Letterman,
maybe fifteen years old.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Watching that was my deep dive.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
And now no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
And then if we wanted to know stuff, how did
we find out stuff? It's good question. We had friends
who think about I.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Think this is old time radio. By the way, Oh yeah,
we had I've ever heard it before.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
We had friends who knew stuff.
Speaker 8 (20:50):
Like.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
We go, how did we know stuff? The dumbest one? Yeah,
I just love him, Alan. I love that your name, Alan, Yeah,
I love Alan.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
I would call up his show, will never seems to
have much interest in what the callers have to.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Have You ever heard the funniest prank calls ever happened
in the history of that those sorts of radio shows.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Not India, No, no, no.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
It was a Melbourne late night radio show and Eddies
tears of laughter every time I listen to it. We'll
link it on the Instagram. I have got to find it.
It's a very famous three a W prank call and
there it's clearly a man putting on a kid's voice.
Oh oh, it's the most smelliest thing in the world.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
And the host I don't know, joby, perhaps your nose
and then hangs up. No, you know what. I love
the Timmy Blackwell's one with his mates from radio school.
They are they called was it sash some late like.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
A two ue thing or whatever anyway, so they he
would do a late night quiz and they would call
up and do different voices, and at some point he
would ask like, like in what suburb is.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
The Sydney cricket ground and they'd go, oh, Graham, I
don't know India, and.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
He'd get angry at them. So then they'd have someone
else come on.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
A couple of callers later, Oh Graham, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
God.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
People are bloody idiots, aren't they? And he'd go, oh
my word, they are. I don't know why they think
that's funny. So the question what country did Anne Frank
live in?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
India? They just do it to any any It is
so broad the youth of today, Kate, they don't know
Frank radio.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Call am radio was a part of growing up. Late
night there where to make sleepover parties.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
We even started when we would be on holidays, like
every two weeks. Ever, for two weeks of the Christmas
Mum and Dad would renter an apartment like on the
Gold Coast Highway. Rights have two weeks. Can you imagine
that's peaceful? In fact, it wouldn't be open on the Bruce.
It would be after peak high peak Pacific Pacific Highway.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
I think the Bruce is up north, isn't it. The
bruce is the entire thing, is it?
Speaker 7 (23:29):
No?
Speaker 5 (23:30):
It's very long?
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Oh no, yes, Oh no.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Isn't bruce connected to the one who connected to the
entire one that goes around the whole country.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
The one that goes anyway whatever. There is definitely Brisbane.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Bruce, Yeah to the Sunny coast, but I'm talking about.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
The gold team.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Okay, sorry, sorry, anyway, it could be I don't know
any Tune in.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Next week for more freeway talk on the bick Dud's.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Finally, gray nomads would be gray nomads now must not
be what they once were, and when they would have
to get a map out.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
On the windscreen on it and all of that, and
you know if we had to do that now.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Thank you. Oh nah, be on the wrong freeway, be terrible.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Anyway, we used to call up the operator on from
the public phone, and for some reason, my brother's mate
would put on it like a kid's voice, and like
a kid that maybe had been dropped on their head,
do you know what I mean? Just a really adorable
but not you know, very innocent voice, and go.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
There's all these coins coming out. There's all these coins
coming out of the machine. I don't know. And we'd
be there yet like like have a bag with coins
in it and be making a coin sound, and of
course the operators would all be tell me the number.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Of the booth where that I can't stop them.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
If they're all coming out? How old are you?
Speaker 5 (25:02):
We had bags of coins.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Jehovah's witnesses, but had enough coins to make the jangling sound.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
We used to stay on the side of the freeway
with bags of coins.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
It was so fun. We were Jehovah's Witnesses, so very
low excitement threshold.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
And also you had to make your own fun, particularly
if you were freckily and you couldn't spend those hours
in the sun that a lot of people did on
the Gold Coast. I had to take relief from the sun.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
I couldn't be still. And now look now you're a
sun gazer. No, you don't even believe in sunscreen?
Speaker 4 (25:45):
How the world wo By the way, did you see
another sunscreen got pulled off the market.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
I'm with you on that one. Yeah, but do what
it says, thank you.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
But oddly enough, it's not because of the SPF. I
mean it was because the SPF.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
Which is short for because he said last week very
similar is no, actually keeps me youthful. It's on my
face several times a week.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Come on, I've never said you turn away like that,
look at you.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
I'm kidding. I don't do any of that.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I can't look at you. We don't do that. You
acted horrified by me putting we on my face.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
By the way, I've dropped off the perch with that,
though I have done it a couple of times.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Gave up. It's too much. I can't do anything every day.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Yeah, you're a busy woman who has time to stop
piece up onto the You got your bags of coins.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
You're busy, quite amazing how often I'm oops, I missed
the moment of that because I didn't think of it,
and it's gone.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
Yeah, since we spoke about our week color weeks ago,
I'm still paying attention to that.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Yes, and how are you looking good?
Speaker 5 (27:14):
But do you say good like good? I've never I'm
always happy because of our chat and looking into it
and it's meant to be.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Whatever come, I'm not doing it again. But you had
it slightly wrong, didn't You had it right? You had
it wrong. You shouldn't have it completely clear. No, but
you were trying to make out like it should be
like the the buck up. Yeah I didn't.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
You were yellow weeds talking about to the doctor.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
A cup of International roast no milk, and that my
friend is.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Not you have that on the side of the freeway.
So my deep dive. I'm sure I've asked you this
question before. I don't know the answer to Kate Lanmeebrook's
feelings on mediums and psychics.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Oh, you know, I'm scared of it. I feel like
but you know, I saw a brilliant one years ago,
man or woman. Okay, he was written about in a magazine. Allan, Yeah,
Allan your good son or a medium? Alan? He had
such a good name.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Yeah, top of them?
Speaker 6 (28:19):
Out?
Speaker 5 (28:20):
Did you tarot cards?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
He had cards? Oh?
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Did I for you?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Would do you? I don't. I don't understand tarot cards.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
I don't understand. And it's always like death or something horrendous.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
And they was going, oh no, that's actually really I'm
take a bag of coins.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Yeah, I'm looking at this woman who's crying blood from
both eyes and pierced threw the stomach with a sword.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
That does not look good.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
I wish you loved horror movies because I saw a horror.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
Movie the other week, and would I like it? It's
my favorite movie of like the last couple of years.
You like horror, but I think you'd love it just
because it's just so well.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Make the Australian one. I haven't seen that.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
The boys.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
This one's called weapons horror buckhead. Horror fans get amongst it.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
But sometimes I find them just stupid. This is cool.
I just got a witch. R Oh, it's got a witch.
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Okay, so I do love witches too, like Blair witch Projee.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Well you'll love this one's donning amazing. And they didn't
even have a witch. I never saw her, never saw it,
just saw the twigs, just saw the man in the
corner at the end. Remember that.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
How did we shot that final shot of the guy standing? Okay,
you really love horror. So this is a nineties medium
and she was huge on daytime TV in America. And
her name is Sylvia Brown. Now, Sylvia Brown's got classic,
bright blonde, bob, heavy set woman, amazing packade, siki voice,
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real old school.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
You know exactly what her house would smell like. Yep,
look right now, folks, if you're on your phone, now
for a little damp and cigarette smoke. Absolutely so, she
did maybe a spilled glass of shabble.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
She did so much daytime TV for years and years
and years. Really she was Sylvia Brown. No what shows
American ones? Ones I don't know, got these ones.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
We never heard of? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's inside. Did
she ever crack Oprah? Norah? She never got to Oprah.
I think that was a bit.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
We'd go down a few, Ricky Lee, No, go down
a few more like we're talking, you.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Know, Jessica No, Michael Roberts, Sally Jesse. It was that
parlor game, and you gotta like guess the name. I
will never be on your team?
Speaker 6 (30:44):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (30:44):
It's such a good team.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
We just worked perfectly together. Who would you like to
be honest?
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Her favorite? Sorry? Who would you like to be honest?
Speaker 5 (30:53):
Over there?
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Wikipedia? Over there? Yeah, but she's I mean, she's exceptional. Also,
she'd be on my team.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
So this is what after decades of being a medium,
a famous medium, this is how she is wrapped up
on Wikipedia. Okay. Brown frequently made pronouncements they were later
found to be false, including those related to missing persons.
Oh no, right now. Someone did an investigation into her
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answers on TV.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
And how many she got wrong.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
Into the one hundred and fifteen times she was asked
about a missing person, she got one hundred and fifteen.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Role.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
This is where it gets really brutal. I want to
quickly tell you a couple and I want to play
some audio as well, because it's it's true.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
What you would think after Like even the first after
she got the first twenty two asking.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
Family asked her about where their missing daughter was. Actually
not funny, not funny at all. She told them, well,
she's an exotic dancer in Hollywood. That's what I couldn't
find her because she just went to Hollywood to become
an exotic dancer. So filled them with hope. Anyway, later
found out that she had been murdered a year earlier.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah, right, oh, Selvia Sylvia, Sylvia. Where was Sylvia about this?
Was she ever confronted?
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Well, yeah, this was like this one's grim in twenty
In two thousand and four, Jesus Christ, she told her
mother of a kidnapping victim that she's not alive, honey
about her missing kid, and even said that she was
in water and then so that she had a specific
vision of her child's jacket in the garbage bin filled
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with DNA. Anyway, that daughter was found alive two years later.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Well that's actually good, good.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
This is what I wanted to play you. This is
just how she speaks, right, This is not parody. This
is actually and how she spoke to people This is
her answer when a woman asked her on television, why
does she have anxiety?
Speaker 6 (33:06):
Okay, a question for I have a really bad problem
with social anxiety. I can't for you.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
I can't.
Speaker 8 (33:17):
You're doing pretty good now, But let me tell you
where this comes from. You were accused of being a
witch in a past life. You were put in a
circle and you had to name two people, so that
supposedly you wouldn't die, except they didn't tell you that.
(33:38):
They just said, tell us two people. You named two people,
and all three of you were hung. So have social anxiety?
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Three of you are hung?
Speaker 3 (33:52):
I wonder why. I love her voice. I love that
sort of voice.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
I could listen to her. I could listen to her
talk all day. So her hands insane. He's another lovely question.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Three of you it should be hanged? What did she say?
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Hung?
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Hung? All three? It should be hanged?
Speaker 5 (34:13):
I mean, I don't Sylvia.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
I would put my hand up in there. This is
how brutal she was.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
Sometimes she refused to give us a word that was
not needed. Someone asked her about their missing brother.
Speaker 6 (34:23):
Oh no, father's brother disappeared about twenty something years ago,
and the whole family has no idea whether he's alive
or dad he drowned.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Oh oh, now this one's grim.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Should we do it? This next one's grim? He started
off green? Right, this is real grim.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
I'm going to tell you the ending because you've got
to pay attention to how she tries to cover her tracks.
She gets asked about a missing person or a person
that has died. She tries to tell them something, and
then the person tells her they actually died in one
of the buildings on nine to eleven. And listen to
how she covers up her mistake a.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Few years ago.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
They never found him, and I've had such a hot
time since every day.
Speaker 8 (35:13):
The reason why you didn't find him is because he's
in water. And find him in water. It's like the
girl is missing in Aruba. You can't find somebody else.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
It was September eleventh. There was no he was a fireman.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
But there's some mills.
Speaker 8 (35:30):
I keep seeing him in water. Is there any way
he could have drowned in water?
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Some way found a piece of him.
Speaker 8 (35:37):
Nothing from eleven because he says he couldn't breathe and
he was still well.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
If they were trying to put.
Speaker 8 (35:45):
The fire out come on town.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
They could you know, yill they won't find him.
Speaker 8 (35:49):
But honey, that's okay because it doesn't matter if they
find him or not.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
He's still over there. Oh oh, that's a terrible purse.
She's not she's not cool. Terror. I love her voice, Yeah,
I love her? What happened to her?
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Well, this is funny you say that. On Larry King
Live in two thousand and three, she predicted her.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Own death and did you predict his?
Speaker 5 (36:14):
No, but she said she would die at eighty eight.
She died a decade earlier.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Surprise mate.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
Sylvia Brown's her name, jump online, folks.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
It's fascinating. There's nothing more scurrilous, fascinating than.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
A rotten psychic who's motivated by book sales.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
She wrote like forty books, and then she got a
bit of she did was she good at?
Speaker 3 (36:43):
I don't know? And then the.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
Comments on the videos that bike enads we'll see when
you start deep diving her are so funny. They're just
like my mom had a reading with her and she
told my mom she had a brain tumor. Then my
mum left crying, just like insane.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Stories, but a few, a number of so cruel.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
Years ago, she released a book. It had so much
stuff written, but apparently here we go.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Okate.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
In one of her books, she supposedly predicted COVID.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Oh that's her.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
So then Kim Kardashian got into her and she kind
of got a bit of attention again because she said
something like, in twenty twenty, there's going to be a
flu like pandemic. We keep one thing right out of
one hundred and fifty but her happy deep dive everyone.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
We should just make a prediction every day on the
buck up and eventually, like a blind pig in a forest,
will stumble over a truffle of truth, just by the
sheer weight of numbers.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
I do one, do one, go go quick, quick, quick quick,
in Caitline Brook's prediction in Sylvie's voice.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Next year.
Speaker 6 (37:55):
So next year, I think you're going to find the
bit kind. It's going to plunge off a cliff, but
then it's going to come back up higher than it
ever once before.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
You just explain how the stock market works. Are arguing
with Selvy, I'm not Sylvia, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
Okay, because we don't want to predict a famous person dying.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
Do you know why I'm in two minds about these mediums.
I'm in two minds about mediums, right, No, I don't
want to predict a famous death.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
No, no, thank you to mind, but he'll be found
in water.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
I don't want to put down the meetings because I
don't want to put down the people that go to them,
the people that are lost and they're hurt and they're
in pain, and so I don't want to properly vent
because that's also maybe hurting them.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
But also I do believe, I believe that there are
some people that do have a very astute and keen
connection because I do think we understand very little about energy.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Ground I've charged you about my grounding sheep, I have.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
Heard about your grounding sheet. You're connected to the grass. Well,
there's a couple of kinds. But now I just want
to put some copper in my in my plants, my
outdoor plants.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
Apparently if you just put some copper in there, they
go crazy in a good way.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
They're not coming to your house.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Well, I want the plants to go, and you where
the plants are found in water. So that's where I'm
into minds, because then you hear these stories, Kate, when
people go, how did this medium know about the ring,
about the thing about.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
This Okay, So we went to see a very famous
psychic medium, the.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
One that comes to Australia all the time, possibly Mate and.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
I I have never felt the same about this person
since because good or bad in a bad way. I
couldn't believe. Because people arrived.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
And it was a stadium show, so thousands of people
holding mementos, holding photographs, wearing t shirts that were printed.
Every single person that was there was there because they'd
had an unbearable loss of someone they loved.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
And wasn't it just.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
So it was really it was really wrong. It was
just so icky and fake. No, they were all just terrible.
They were so terrible. And also he was tired, but
they were so forced.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
At one point, remember he was full, and you know,
I'm getting something from over here, over here, over here?
Is there a J? Is there a J? Of course
there's a J. Mate, John's the most common name in
that sucking demogram. I think you're fool right.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
So it was just it was really because you could
see the faces.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Of the people, That's what I'm doing. I went so
filled with hope, so filled with hope. I was just like, oh,
you're a bad person to muck around with. That is
a bad person, even though I think this person is
sometimes capable.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
Of Oh you do you think there's something going on?
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Maybe they must have been at the start.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
If I have the ability to talk to dead people,
I just can't see myself sitting down selling tickets and
working out profit and selling out well datum, just go
and just.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Talk to people about this is interesting, isn't it. That's
a very good point. That's the part that makes me go,
hang on. But mind you, most people who have a
skill monetize it.
Speaker 5 (41:48):
Okay, cracking jokes about Yeah, But like old mate Valbow
does over here, it does seem.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
A bit different to like I'm talking.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
However, when I went to see my guy who was
not a monetizer it all, but could have been.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Imagine is it in The Lord of the Rings, the
guy with the Gandolf?
Speaker 4 (42:08):
Imagine Gandalf with a touch of Bogan wearing shorts and thongs.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Im into that.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Yeah, okay, So imagine him living at the top of
a mountain in a sort of hut in Melbourne, a misty.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
Mountain that you drive up. Mountain, is that Mount danding On?
Was it Mount dandy On?
Speaker 4 (42:29):
Yeah, and then he'd take you to his other little
hut outside.
Speaker 5 (42:34):
Which was a wooden second location.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
Yeah, never go to a Oprah taught me with a hippie.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
Never forgotten. I was one of no no day. I
wagged off school pretending I was sick at home. I've
never forgotten it. There was an OPRAH special about safety
for women and never let the man on the date
or whoever. This guy is taken to a second location.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Oh what does that mean? To the bar? Another bar?
Speaker 5 (43:00):
And that's the way we Ever do he come to
the car? Let me show this thing in the garage.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
Well I went with him to a second like all
second half and then it was just an empty sort
of rough hewn floorboards and a big hand carved table
that had all weird like occult symbols on it or
runs or you know, from all over anyway, he said
to me at one of our sessions. Now he was
(43:27):
very interesting.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
He knew exactly why I'd gone to see him.
Speaker 5 (43:32):
You don't have to tell us that. But you went
in and you sat down, and he said you're here
because of this.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Yeah. No, he didn't say you're here because of this.
Speaker 4 (43:38):
He just said, you don't need to worry about this
and what this was exactly?
Speaker 5 (43:43):
What did he know you were coming at any point,
name booking.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Any of that stuff.
Speaker 5 (43:48):
Yes, yes he knew, and he wasn't.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
By looking you up on the internet. Could he have
known that to know? He couldn't have anyway.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
And then he said to me, on probably like my
third visits, so a cup.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
I told a few.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
Friends about him, I didn't tell a lot of people
about him. And on one of my visits he said
something about are you open to hearing from people who
have passed over? And I said no, I'm not at
the moment, and he said okay. And then I said,
but if I was, and I'm so glad I asked
(44:22):
him this. I said, how would I do that? And
he said, ah, he said, you put a box of
sand in the corner of your room and they.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
Will leave you messages in it out of respect for you.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
I'm not selling button.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
How much would that freak you out? I've never done it.
I've never done of.
Speaker 5 (44:44):
Course it's going to freak me out. I mean, if
you have a cat, maybe don't do that. It would
be confusing. You have to leave it. Oh yeah, there's
no way you could leave.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
It is your messy leave the box of sand. And
they were a symbol or a word. That's just what
he said. And because I'd said I liked that, he
asked me.
Speaker 5 (45:04):
But when he asked you, that was he trying to
say because I've got something to tell you or that here.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
But he said I would you want to? And I said, no,
that's good, and I love that he but I did
say if I wanted to?
Speaker 3 (45:18):
How would how would that happen?
Speaker 5 (45:20):
He sounds a little bit more polite than Sylvia brain.
He was not a little bit slightly.
Speaker 4 (45:27):
He made the most incredible predictions about a friend of mine,
the most incredible predictions, and they came, and they came true.
Speaker 5 (45:39):
That's a buck, that's a bus. Take that, Sylvia.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
There was an article written about him in Vogue magazine.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
What was his name? How could I have forgotten? Years
and years and years ago? There was an old article.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
In two thousand and two, Oh no, what did she do?
Speaker 5 (46:00):
Brown informed the parents of eleven year old Sean Hornbeck,
who had disappeared earlier that year, that he had been
kidnapped by a dark skinned Hispanic man with dreadlocks and
was now deceased. The child was found alive in two
thousand and seven. His kidnapper was Caucasian and short haired.
Speaker 3 (46:19):
Sylvia. If she's wrong, I don't want to be right.
Speaker 5 (46:25):
I wish Sylvie was still with us because.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
We'd get her off. Oh, we'd love to get her on,
get her on. Why don't we get out.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
We'll get a psychic to bring her she's dead. No,
not her bring We'll get a psychic in to talk
to the psychic.
Speaker 3 (46:40):
But that scares me a bit. I do like a prediction.
Speaker 5 (46:47):
I've never been to a tarot card reading. I've never
I've never dabbled with any of that because it would
have too much of an effect on me. Even if
they were like is going to happen? I don't think
about it constantly. I'd hyper focus.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
Once a palm reader freaked out when they saw my
palm at some market in Sydney.
Speaker 5 (47:07):
Lovely palms.
Speaker 4 (47:09):
It's always freaked me out that they freaked out, what
was wrong with your I know they wouldn't read it.
They went no, no, no, and sort of scuttled away.
I don't know if that was just theatrics, but I
was like, oh my goodness.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
Yeah, I have said for a long time that you
should be a witch. Yes, and everything about you is witchy.
I reckon. They were like that's the one of the
North or something.
Speaker 4 (47:38):
Yeah, that was very traumatizing, Sylvia level beautiful palms.
Speaker 5 (47:51):
About get those palms away from me.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
When did everyone start doing this?
Speaker 5 (48:01):
Start or stop? Start doing hands against the cheeks to
be cute?
Speaker 3 (48:06):
Yeah, like hands underneath, Like.
Speaker 5 (48:08):
I did that for a poster once. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (48:12):
It definitely came from somewhere like the TikTok fingers this.
Oh yeah, you know, these things have a.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
Beginning, a middle, and an end, unlike this pop. Now listen,
you know I adore my daughter.
Speaker 5 (48:28):
We adore Sunday, adore her stole the show at the
live show, do you think with her glowing features? And yeah,
very beautiful girl, gorgeousness, very beautiful girl.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
And there was a time, as anyone who's had a
teenage daughter.
Speaker 5 (48:44):
Or anyone that's ever been a teenager.
Speaker 4 (48:47):
Would know, it seemed like the most unlikely thing in
the world that I would say how much I adore
her and just find her delightful and not like anybody else.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
But she's got a very short fuse and she's just
she's just like sometimes she's like, no.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
I literally can't. I don't want to hear any criticism.
Fair enough, I don't want to hear any criticism. She's
always shutting people down, and often it's in a conversation about.
Speaker 5 (49:20):
What she's doing at UNI.
Speaker 4 (49:23):
Why her UNI break goes for twelve weeks in the
middle of the year.
Speaker 5 (49:29):
Well, she doesn't design the schedule.
Speaker 4 (49:34):
Or why she isn't utilizing that time to get a job,
And she actually shut me down, mean you may, and
her alleged father, and of course because Peter would do
as it should be the case, he would do anything
for her like mothers, mothers and sons and fathers and daughters.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
It's just, yeah, it's a proper thing. It's just a
proper thing. And because Peter's just like so on chante
by her, and she will have twisted up like a prins.
He doesn't know if she's going to come in and
kiss the top of his head or smack him on
the face. He doesn't know.
Speaker 5 (50:15):
I like her even more now what to expect.
Speaker 3 (50:18):
He's just there for it, and then he gets annoyed.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
And then like when she was doing year twelve and
she wouldn't let him help when you.
Speaker 5 (50:26):
Were having your hard years? Were they still good?
Speaker 3 (50:31):
No? No, no, terrible, really terrible. She didn't like us
at all, and we wouldn't let her have a phone,
and that made things worse.
Speaker 5 (50:39):
Team Sunday. Oh no, I don't like you now.
Speaker 3 (50:42):
Ye.
Speaker 4 (50:42):
Anyway, she'd get angry at him, and he was just
trying to help her with mats, just trying to help
her pass. And one day I came upstairs and then
he was just sitting there outside her room, leaning up
against the door, and she'd locked her door.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
I said to Peter, what are you doing? And he said,
I'm just giving her fifteen minutes of calling down time
and then I'll see if we can start up again.
And I went, what a beauty, What a gift.
Speaker 5 (51:13):
And now he's teaching.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
What a gift? Yeah, and now he's teaching right.
Speaker 4 (51:17):
And also we all know we as girls our friends
who were loved properly by a decent dad, and girls
who were let down by the father figure an absence thereof,
and a lot of girls never really recover from it.
Hence a lot of Bill Birr material about your daughter
ending up on the pole. You know what, I mean,
(51:38):
it's it's the proper thing anyway. But I get on
really well with Sunday now. But I did offend her
the other day, and because Gypsy Lewis's girlfriend does. She's
a bit of a sort of go getter, you know
what I mean type.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
Yeah, but there. Yeah, she's been life modeling for a
group of artists. Not naked, okay, not naked with.
Speaker 5 (52:06):
Clothes on, okay, but you do you know it's interesting
clothes or just hanging out.
Speaker 4 (52:11):
No, it's more her face and camposture and whatever. Right,
but it does involve periods of extreme stillness.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
No, not for you. I'm very twitchy, really bad for you.
I'm very bad.
Speaker 5 (52:27):
It's really really.
Speaker 3 (52:28):
Bad for you.
Speaker 4 (52:29):
Although you would look gorgeous in some sort of turn
of the century some boy in a blue velvet suit
with a ruffled and a waistcoat, maybe holding some sort
of jaundice dog.
Speaker 5 (52:44):
It'd be so everyone is. Everyone will just want to
scroll their phone.
Speaker 3 (52:50):
Well, Sunday's not twitching. Also, actually, Gypsy said, yeah, you
get paid quite well, not as much as you would
if you are noody. Yeah, who's doing the nude?
Speaker 4 (53:01):
People who want the extra money, you know, or people
who want to get their gear off. And also you
get drawings of yourself as well. And some of those
people in those life drawing classes are going to.
Speaker 5 (53:13):
Be one day.
Speaker 3 (53:15):
Yeah, but someone will be. Yeah. Anyway, I said to
Sunday the other day, why don't you go? I said,
you could.
Speaker 5 (53:23):
Be a model.
Speaker 4 (53:25):
You could be a life drawing model, right, And she
was like, I know, I'm going to talk to Gypsy
about it. And I said, well, talk to her about it.
I said, it's a really good.
Speaker 3 (53:36):
Job for you. It's really I said, it's perfect for you.
And she said, why do you think it's perfect for me?
And I said I had to write it down.
Speaker 4 (53:49):
I said you could just sit there glassy eyed and
slacked your.
Speaker 5 (53:57):
Back to her room.
Speaker 3 (53:58):
Yeah yeah, I mean, uh huh I mean?
Speaker 5 (54:03):
And she said, well it was funny.
Speaker 4 (54:05):
I mean she laughed, but she laughed, you know the
laugh you laugh when even.
Speaker 3 (54:12):
Though something's not funny.
Speaker 5 (54:14):
Okay, she laughed like that, and then she.
Speaker 3 (54:17):
Said can you literally not? And then she's.
Speaker 4 (54:19):
Stormed off and I just have to throw myself before
a jury of my peers.
Speaker 3 (54:27):
I couldn't resist. It was too I resists.
Speaker 5 (54:30):
Some one wants their mind to be funny and sassy.
Speaker 3 (54:36):
No one wants a sassy moment.
Speaker 5 (54:38):
It's not a sitcom.
Speaker 3 (54:40):
I can't help it funny.
Speaker 5 (54:43):
You know what if my mother Lynn ever cracked a
joke at my expense to my face, I would.
Speaker 3 (54:51):
That's our whole household.
Speaker 5 (54:53):
I'm allowed to have it called text from mum, but
you're not.
Speaker 3 (54:56):
Allowed to make jokes about me.
Speaker 4 (54:57):
They have issues with me my children, I think because
of that. Okay, So what the boys always try to
do is make out like I'm not funny, which I'm
not having it.
Speaker 5 (55:07):
Oh I'm sorry, I'm having child thinks their mom is funny.
Speaker 3 (55:11):
Sometimes they can laugh at them and they have to hide.
You try to hide.
Speaker 5 (55:16):
They laughed like I think objectively, my mother is very funny.
Speaker 3 (55:20):
I'm not letting her know that. Oh they her know
that anyway.
Speaker 4 (55:25):
I just think it's I think it's the thing about
children is they want to clip your wings.
Speaker 3 (55:36):
And I need to fly.
Speaker 5 (55:43):
But your love language to use that term is poking
fun Yeah, poking fron cooking cookie cook as in cooker
poking fun shits their right come off.
Speaker 4 (55:55):
And anytime they've got something wrong with them and they
want some bog recommendation for how to fix it. They
come to me. So they even though they like to
eye roll like their alleged father, at some point they
have faith in my stores of loogole SOLUTIONOK, colloidal silver cooky,
(56:19):
and various potions Vitamin B seventeen, castor oil, dmso black
seed oil.
Speaker 5 (56:29):
Are we thinking our sponsors now? Is that how we're wrapping.
Speaker 3 (56:31):
Up from sure? Have you got? No? Well?
Speaker 8 (56:38):
Do I?
Speaker 3 (56:39):
Oh, you've got I've got m Is it from a
funny mum? It's a text from an auntie to a mom.
This is what we want, colacity. This is a double
like a inception level. Yes, have you seen that movie?
It would I be able to under stand it? I
(57:00):
didn't and I saw it.
Speaker 5 (57:01):
No, I know I was a bit like that two
seconds of your time here. Nothing annoys me more than
a movie thinking that being confusing is part of the experience.
Speaker 3 (57:11):
I agree, thank you, No things to be done? Yeah,
clearly understandable and wrap it up. And I don't want
what happened at the end, and I never want to
hear that leaving a scene the most all movies you
can do aloud through a.
Speaker 5 (57:25):
Couple of sentences at the end, they're explaining what happened
later on to each character.
Speaker 3 (57:30):
I like that. Oh, I'd love There's not enough follow
ups in the show. That's what I want. Just generally,
there's not enough reunion shows.
Speaker 5 (57:38):
Not enough.
Speaker 4 (57:38):
Let's catch up with like that Biggest Loser show that
was on. One of the best things about that was
seeing people that I'd never seen the first time, to
be honest, but to see people then and now, it's fascinating.
Speaker 5 (57:52):
Now they're making again, but they've changed the name, I
think for legal reasons Home Improvement.
Speaker 3 (57:58):
Oh, the Tim Allen show. All back them? And who
was it? It was some other hot blonde.
Speaker 5 (58:05):
Pa Anderson was not on tull time.
Speaker 3 (58:08):
Who was a woman that looked like it was a
sexy blonde?
Speaker 5 (58:12):
The mother from what was the show have said.
Speaker 4 (58:16):
Till time it was called Improvement.
Speaker 3 (58:20):
She looks Just look her up Google it.
Speaker 5 (58:23):
She looks good.
Speaker 3 (58:24):
Yeah, oh great, Phyllis. I don't know her name.
Speaker 5 (58:27):
But you know that show is coming back with a
different name. They're changing it just enough so it's like,
looks like a new show.
Speaker 3 (58:33):
But who will be Tim Allen? Tim Allen? Tim Allen's
going to do it? I thought Tim Allen got canceled
and well, I think you're allowed to make shows again now,
Oh really because he got canceled for being conservative.
Speaker 4 (58:47):
Oh yeah, well maybe Roseanne Barr's allowed to come back.
Speaker 5 (58:52):
She was the girl way the whole time.
Speaker 3 (58:57):
I think, so wow, wow that neither did I but
and it just came out of me.
Speaker 5 (59:04):
Like Sylvia cut all of that out.
Speaker 1 (59:08):
No.
Speaker 3 (59:08):
I love that text from mom. Yes, from my auntie
to my mum from Jade Jade, Hello, had an.
Speaker 4 (59:17):
Allergy to something yesterday, ended up in er for six hours.
Speaker 3 (59:22):
A good look, Hey word all starter alert.
Speaker 4 (59:26):
It's a text, that was it? That was the allergy
in the hospital for six hours? And then the word starter.
Speaker 5 (59:40):
Why is she telling someone the starter?
Speaker 3 (59:43):
Maybe they have to start on with the same word.
Maybe that's the thing they do.
Speaker 5 (59:46):
That's a cool game, is it. I'd rethink the use
of the word cool in that scene for wordle lovers
like us.
Speaker 3 (59:53):
Yeah, it's not a word lover, Sashi your word.
Speaker 5 (59:57):
Of lover every day?
Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Really Doku as well?
Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
You know what I've nearly I just I can't What
is the foundation for our friendship?
Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
I often think that something. Yes, we've had an a
half moment, what was it?
Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
Your friendship? Reminds me very much of my marriage, just
the different vibes. And we don't have sex, not yet.
Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
More.
Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
I mean other glassical, less water.
Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
That's interesting, although we see eye to eye on so
many things.
Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
But you know what we take delighting allowing the other
to be their own person. Oh splice of life. Adore
it and you know some friends don't allow that, mate,
about episode was insane? It was so fun. Hey, we've
(01:00:53):
got to ask people to tell people about this podcast.
Oh please share around, Yeah, share it as much as
you can. Love that, we.
Speaker 6 (01:01:01):
Need it.
Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
And our little time together on a desperate Please.
Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Why are you too proud? Mate?
Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
Absolutely not. I love the bike, I spread the word foreign.
Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Why tell your friends please?
Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
The buck Up podcast is hosted by me Kate lane
Brook and him Nathan Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant
Sasha French Audio and sound by the magnificent Yack.
Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
Lawrence you might call him Jack and Dom Evans. Oh
we're lucky,
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, hey, bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will
(00:26):
cut you off with the knees then gift you a
pair of easies.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
And that, my.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Friends, is why you always always need a buck up.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
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Bye Nate, Nate, Nate Valvaux remix, Bye bye bye, bye
bye bye. Sasha, Sasha, Sasha, French French in language and
French in attitude. French, oh yeah, oh yeah, French in attitude. Yeah,
(01:10):
French in attitude. You know, the French. They're just not
having it. If it's not excellent, they're not having it.
I'm all for it, and that's Sasha Free, don't small talk.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
That's why we are lucky enough to have on this
tiny little podcast, the podcast that could.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I Think I Can, I Think I can, I Think
I can. The greatest producer in the land. We have
a message from a buckhead. Straight up.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
Let's dive in.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I love a message.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
We love Mary Buckhead, Mary Love Buckhead. May we like
to talk about things that are embarrassing. Kate Abrook, Mary,
you're Mary? You and Mary her name?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Sorry? You and I Yeah? Okay, Kate Lambrook, all right,
I thought you and Mary talk and I'm like, maybe,
yeah you could.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I mean, I wouldn't be jealous, but I would be like,
oh did you sa did you hear that that Nate's
been talking to a buck?
Speaker 5 (02:06):
We started a podcast with Mary called The Mucker The
Money Back Guarantee that you feel the same at the
end of the yeah, as like.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
A sitcom though, you know, the whole thing about a sitcom.
The traditional sitcom model is that you take the characters
on a journey, but at the end of the story arc,
you put them back exactly as they were, so they
really learned nothing. They go into the next episode with
all their all.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Their starts all over again. Buckhead, Mary, Oh yeah, things
that are embarrassing that shouldn't be.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Okay, so yours. If someone said one of our listeners.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Said umbrellas, Yeah, umbrellas. I forgot all timer and the
other day I went out in the rain.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
No, didn't take an umbrella.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
No, I meant because it's here exactly.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
I'm just like, but you know, what was humiliating that
my hair was wet and I really looked bedraggled and terrible.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
For the rest of the day because of my You
know what I am what pride for? I know, pride for?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
But when you say out in the rain front door
of the car, when do people get caught in the rain?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Because at the other destination I couldn't find a park.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I had to part quite a long way away from
where I was going into record nightmare. By the time
I got in there, I was not sodden.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
So yeah, but I was frizzled. What I call that
when your hair goes like that frizzy? Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
I'm aware.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Mystery resolved. He's Mary kicking off. Oh, by the she's
a bucket and she loves us hard. We love Mary
her words, not mine hard. I like that very nice
inclusion there, Mary.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Sometimes it's nice.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
We love softly. Is it that little bit.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Behind that you know?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I'm going to say, a neglected part of the body,
which is my husband's listening.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Okay, A good way for me to convaye boy pete.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
She wants to be nuzzled, Oh good, nuzzle me and
any woman?
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Is it a man thing? Tell me, tell me where
behind the ear and in the nape of the neck.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Ah, I mean, do you know what's them like? You
know what's your partner doing it?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
That it could be anyone coming out from behind, I
mean from the front. It's a bit intense.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
I do love things I love, which is getting good
doing it to.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Her at the Coldplay concert?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Okay, from behind?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Girls like this? How good?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
How do you feel about the girl on the man's
shoulders at the music Firstival? Love it?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
But that's only a just dream for me, Sasha. You
know I can't if I got on Peter. Remember when
I told you?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Did I tell you got on his shoulders?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
No that you said to him?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
One day, I was quite fixated with the fantasy for
him carrying me to bed.
Speaker 5 (05:15):
Yeah, your wedding night. I've seen movies.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
No, I was pregnant on my wedding night. That's a
bit much legal.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Modern.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
I'm very modern. But we never lived together before we
were married. I lived in my sharehouse with my girlfriend
Mish until I was five months pregnant. Wow. So, now
that I think about it.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
It's.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Saturday morning.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I'd wake up and she'd go, how's the baby, and
she came and rub my go oh, my goodness, would
look in the mirror together.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Where was he?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Sometimes he was staying over one night for sure? Anyway,
what what was I telling? You? Don't know? Oh? Yes,
you wanted to be carried to bed.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I carry to bed, you know, I said to him.
So he tried to carry me to bed. And the
sounds that he made trying to lift me off the
couch was so they seed on my soul.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Very fun to do one and then this.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
No, I want no, you can't say no.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
No, terrible, so terrible.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
I was so devastated. Wasn't my son, that's very that's
really devasting. And then I said, not just forget it,
just forget it. I can't do he is good, he
won't he won't quit. Did he quit?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Know he did, But by that stage I was like, no,
just put me down, Just put me down.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Didn't even get to the bed. No, he was trying
to get me. I think it was trying to get
me through the doorway. I was trying to get me
through the doorway, get me through the.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Most unromantic story I've ever heard, and someone saying I
can't do it.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
No, It was just terrible.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Believed anyway, because so Sasha French could be on the
shoulders of.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Anyone really at a at a music, at a concert,
pop on up girl sitting on someone's shoulders at when
on behind them? But yeah, no no, but it's never.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
For that long when the girl is on the man's
shoulders at a concert. Or First of all, there is
no happier woman.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
She is a question.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
She is physically willing herself.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
My god, she's happy, you know. And he's stoked too,
He's like, I'm doing this, He's good, Like this is
happening because of me.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Do you know I broke up with someone because they
went to a concert with my girlfriend and put her
on these shoulders?
Speaker 3 (08:27):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Team Kate? That is intimate? Wait, which way was he facing.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Anyway? That it is? It's true, that's not another one
of my dreams.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
I could do it lying down.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
That's I'm with you.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
That being on someone's shoulders is like you're one year
old with your dad. That's it, never again for thirty
years until you're will You're never doing it?
Speaker 3 (08:53):
Are you getting onto Tody's shoulders?
Speaker 5 (08:55):
I mean we could if I mean we physically, but
I don't want no, but yeah he could, would you know,
I know he cool, he could easily do that.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Yeah, you're such as just such a such a delicate.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
People make jokes about our wedding night, and I'm like, oh,
you mean when I went home alone and vomited in
a toilet and he kicked on and was out till
five am with my friends my permission. Though he's allowed,
he shouldn't have his wedding night ruined by the week.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Why didn't you want to do that?
Speaker 5 (09:29):
I was so exhausted and drunk and a mess.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yes, that was a great wedding.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
It was very fun, but I'm very weak socially. I'll
give you socially three hours of a very enjoyable evening
and then.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
The judge I'm done, and then you're done.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Bye bye, see see you later.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
I mean sometimes I like to kick on. Bye bye.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
We had a thing at the house a couple of
months ago.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
I went to bed. I went to bed, there was
twenty people, got to sit down and there was twenty
people over. I went to bed, twenty people.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
I went.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
It was Cody's birthday. I went to bed. No, No,
what do you do? You just say? Do you put
pajamas on.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
I do a vacuum.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
What do you come out in your normal clothes?
Speaker 5 (10:22):
When you come out, I haven't left yet.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
You say no, go bye bye? Do you say goodbye
or do you just goos? No? You can't go in
your own house? Why not?
Speaker 5 (10:32):
I ghost everywhere because people would be looking for you.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
It's my house. Yeah, they'll be coming in the room
a lot.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Yeah, what's he doing?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
He is dead?
Speaker 5 (10:37):
Checking my pulse. I ghost most things, most things.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
What did they call it as something except Irish French
French Irish goodbye or French exit, something like that, Yeah,
Irish goodbye.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
Because and also because Cody is so much more polite
than me, I do a good, big goodbye to a table.
I will just stand in the spot and say we're off,
one big gesture, bye bye everyone. There's eye contacts, there's waves.
Cody will go one one by one by.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Beautiful Queensland manners. Just do a generic SCEO.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Isn't that funny how often it comes up for discussion
do we need to say goodbye?
Speaker 3 (11:20):
It's not a set rule.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
It depends on the circums. It happens, doesn't It's a conversation.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Is this a goodbye event or we need to.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
Say goodbye, No we don't, or actually, yes we do. Oh,
I know, we've got to talk to the parents. We've
got to say goodbye all.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
And you're always way more polite to people that aren't
your family, and the more disconnected you are from them,
not so you are, Or we better go say goodbye
to that couple we just met.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
What about your parents?
Speaker 4 (11:49):
That's it's true, but it is it's a very and
you know what that is a measure of what social
animals humans are and how new one we are, particularly
if I may speak.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
To our buckwhets listen, in, folks, are buck knuckles? Are buckstackles?
Are buckwheats? Sure? What did I start with? You? Buckwets?
Go on?
Speaker 5 (12:14):
We're all leaning in.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Women in particular are highly nuanced in our reading of
each other. And so, you know, people like to say
that women are really hard on each other, which in
some instances they are, But if you think about how
women have adapted biologically. You guys, yes, even you were
(12:41):
out hunting, whereas we were stuck with each other around
a campfire. We couldn't run away, we couldn't leave, We
didn't have four days off trying to spear a wallaby.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
We didn't have any of that.
Speaker 5 (12:57):
We just had to be out of all the animals
to choose for the man to go. Get sure, what
do you think we were eating in this country? Saying
it's just I've never heard someone who's normally it's the
wooly mammoth or the tiger god local flavor.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I have to make you think it's achievable for you.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Do you know what? I don't think? Up behind I
couldn't get a wallaby.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
You could, you could sneak up behind coat bam, and
I was I could get back in the day koalas I.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
They're hard to get.
Speaker 4 (13:34):
Hell, they're hard to spot. The high stones spot very
hard to spot. You've got to have really good nature
eyes to spot on you.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
You you stare at the suns. You be very good
at the sun.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Continue anyway, So women, so when we when women meet
each other, we have so many things that we have
to do a mental avocas of.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Straight away, straight away just hair, long hair, short hair,
no hair? What about it?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Well, this is how we read each other and we
make a quick Is this woman a threat?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Is she a friend?
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Is she a foe?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Is she from our tribe. Is she another tribe? If
it's a tribe, is it friendly and shoes and.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Choices with bodying God?
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Right, So what I'm saying is women are very nuanced
and have got a very quick mental abocus for summing
up other women, and that is how we operate. It's
not that women are hard on each other. It's that
we have a biological imperative to assess each other and
to see if we're a sister or the sister of another.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Mister God, And I don't want to hear this shit
about women not supporting women. Yes, but women have.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Had to be careful their whole lives for thousands of years.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
And it's not the same. But I will say it
is similar. And this is why everyone goes what are go?
Guys and women get along so well. It is because
of this.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
It's not the same.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
But the camp most gay men I know, we're very
very good at social.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Reading the room.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Yes, it's calling on bullshit from people very quick, and
it's for us. It's survival from when we were young
we had to work. We were hypersensitive to if someone
was mean, or if they were a bully, or if
they were a threat. Right, So That's why girls with
gay best friends often get told by the gay best
he quite early when a man might not be great, right,
(15:35):
there's something going on there.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Or you're really going to go and hang out with
him again. I think we're on now what my mother says.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
I don't want to hear this belongey about women being
friends with gay men.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
They're the enemy. You both want the same.
Speaker 5 (15:49):
Thing, both on the hunbred she's got.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
And I was sort of like, but I don't think
they've come from the same supply.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
It's true. I mean, who knows twenty twenty.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Five people are fluids? Hey, pick a number, Kingsy scale,
look into it. What is that? The Kinsey scale?
Speaker 3 (16:09):
What's that? That's the no one's gale straight' you know what?
Depending on how many calus?
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Absolutely speaking of which, poor Paorsy pausies.
Speaker 7 (16:19):
Over here and give me a key sash Wow, two
SIPs in and she's anybody wow.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Oh buckhead, Mary, buckhead, Mary, Oh. Things that are embarrassing
that shouldn't be for And the reason.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
I'm reading this out start with umbrella.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
I'm reading this out because I feel this too. The
FaceTime call my brother and his wife always do this
and it's performative and just embarrassing. The beauty of the
phone is I can't see your face.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Why a good thing? Yes, so true.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
I'm going to say something no, and I have many
nieces and nephews. I'll be careful. I am sick of
parents put in their kids, pretending that the kid wants
to FaceTime. You chuck the phone in front of your
kid's face, and spoiler alert, they don't want to bar it.
They don't care.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
They don't care, but you know why.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
And hey, maybe for five seconds. Hello, that's cute, that's nice.
Look at your bow.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
They're done. I don't like your attitude.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
I'm done.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
You know why wrap it up? I know that you're
such an impath.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Hey, grandparents, maybe.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
You'll really be able to put yourself in the shoes
of parents, the parents who have yawning chasms of hours
to fill with a child yawning So say that a.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
Savannah like expand can't even say.
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Send me a text. Oh my god, this kid entertain
every ten minutes. I need a piss Talk to me.
I'm an adult.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
Don't do that. She was just asking about you. I
don't think she was. You know what it is with
we all want to think if we all want.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
To believe the great lie which other people love our children?
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Oh but I do love them very much, but not
like that. It's not back, it's not me them right.
And to add to Mary's things that are embarrassing. If
you're calling me and there's kids in your car, get
me off speaker, Oh, get me off speaker.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
Why is that not the first thing that people tell you?
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Tell me? Why is it hello?
Speaker 5 (18:48):
You're on speaker not even before hello? Why?
Speaker 3 (19:00):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Often I don't know. I'll say something going to be like,
be careful.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
I'm shocked. Actually, she I'm in the car. Then hear that,
Oh no, I never understood why you married her. I'm
in the car.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
Who said that? No, it's talking about hey, friends and family.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
I want to fight back here.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
If you ever call me, I'm always just going to
answer the phone saying stuff about Santa.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
And if you're on speaker that I'm on speaker. Oh
my goodness, you are so wise. And you know what what?
No prophet is respected in his own land.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
I've said the twice today. So my deep dives is
becoming famous now?
Speaker 4 (19:47):
Oh really, my algorithm I also do a deep jump.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Yes, but my algorithm shows me something I don't know why.
And then I go, you know what, Yep, you're getting
an hour of my time now and it's midnight and
I'm lying in bed all right. Point of honor, yes,
a point of sorry, point of orders.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
A couple of color was when I'm pass sash and
who knows what's happening?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
A deep dive, I think is often more than an hour?
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Is it not?
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Well we did another word for it. Then what is
it when I'm getting amongst it?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Oh? No, deep dive.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
I just think you're probably a little longer than an hour.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Back in the day, folks before phones, I remember having
this tiny little TV in my room and I'd watch Letterman,
maybe fifteen years old.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Watching that was my deep dive.
Speaker 5 (20:34):
And now no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
And then if we wanted to know stuff, how did
we find out stuff? It's good question. We had friends
who think about I.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Think this is old time radio. By the way, Oh yeah,
we had I've ever heard it before.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
We had friends who knew stuff.
Speaker 8 (20:50):
Like.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
We go, how did we know stuff? The dumbest one? Yeah,
I just love him, Alan. I love that your name, Alan, Yeah,
I love Alan.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
I would call up his show, will never seems to
have much interest in what the callers have to.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Have You ever heard the funniest prank calls ever happened
in the history of that those sorts of radio shows.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Not India, No, no, no.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
It was a Melbourne late night radio show and Eddies
tears of laughter every time I listen to it. We'll
link it on the Instagram. I have got to find it.
It's a very famous three a W prank call and
there it's clearly a man putting on a kid's voice.
Oh oh, it's the most smelliest thing in the world.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
And the host I don't know, joby, perhaps your nose
and then hangs up. No, you know what. I love
the Timmy Blackwell's one with his mates from radio school.
They are they called was it sash some late like.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
A two ue thing or whatever anyway, so they he
would do a late night quiz and they would call
up and do different voices, and at some point he
would ask like, like in what suburb is.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
The Sydney cricket ground and they'd go, oh, Graham, I
don't know India, and.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
He'd get angry at them. So then they'd have someone
else come on.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
A couple of callers later, Oh Graham, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
God.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
People are bloody idiots, aren't they? And he'd go, oh
my word, they are. I don't know why they think
that's funny. So the question what country did Anne Frank
live in?
Speaker 3 (22:42):
India? They just do it to any any It is
so broad the youth of today, Kate, they don't know
Frank radio.
Speaker 5 (22:53):
Call am radio was a part of growing up. Late
night there where to make sleepover parties.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
We even started when we would be on holidays, like
every two weeks. Ever, for two weeks of the Christmas
Mum and Dad would renter an apartment like on the
Gold Coast Highway. Rights have two weeks. Can you imagine
that's peaceful? In fact, it wouldn't be open on the Bruce.
It would be after peak high peak Pacific Pacific Highway.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
I think the Bruce is up north, isn't it. The
bruce is the entire thing, is it?
Speaker 7 (23:29):
No?
Speaker 5 (23:30):
It's very long?
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Oh no, yes, Oh no.
Speaker 5 (23:34):
Isn't bruce connected to the one who connected to the
entire one that goes around the whole country.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
The one that goes anyway whatever. There is definitely Brisbane.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Bruce, Yeah to the Sunny coast, but I'm talking about.
Speaker 5 (23:48):
The gold team.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Okay, sorry, sorry, anyway, it could be I don't know
any Tune in.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Next week for more freeway talk on the bick Dud's.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Finally, gray nomads would be gray nomads now must not
be what they once were, and when they would have
to get a map out.
Speaker 4 (24:13):
On the windscreen on it and all of that, and
you know if we had to do that now.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Thank you. Oh nah, be on the wrong freeway, be terrible.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Anyway, we used to call up the operator on from
the public phone, and for some reason, my brother's mate
would put on it like a kid's voice, and like
a kid that maybe had been dropped on their head,
do you know what I mean? Just a really adorable
but not you know, very innocent voice, and go.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
There's all these coins coming out. There's all these coins
coming out of the machine. I don't know. And we'd
be there yet like like have a bag with coins
in it and be making a coin sound, and of
course the operators would all be tell me the number.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
Of the booth where that I can't stop them.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
If they're all coming out? How old are you?
Speaker 5 (25:02):
We had bags of coins.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Jehovah's witnesses, but had enough coins to make the jangling sound.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
We used to stay on the side of the freeway
with bags of coins.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
It was so fun. We were Jehovah's Witnesses, so very
low excitement threshold.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
And also you had to make your own fun, particularly
if you were freckily and you couldn't spend those hours
in the sun that a lot of people did on
the Gold Coast. I had to take relief from the sun.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
I couldn't be still. And now look now you're a
sun gazer. No, you don't even believe in sunscreen?
Speaker 4 (25:45):
How the world wo By the way, did you see
another sunscreen got pulled off the market.
Speaker 5 (25:52):
I'm with you on that one. Yeah, but do what
it says, thank you.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
But oddly enough, it's not because of the SPF. I
mean it was because the SPF.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
Which is short for because he said last week very
similar is no, actually keeps me youthful. It's on my
face several times a week.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Come on, I've never said you turn away like that,
look at you.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
I'm kidding. I don't do any of that.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
I can't look at you. We don't do that. You
acted horrified by me putting we on my face.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
By the way, I've dropped off the perch with that,
though I have done it a couple of times.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Gave up. It's too much. I can't do anything every day.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Yeah, you're a busy woman who has time to stop
piece up onto the You got your bags of coins.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
You're busy, quite amazing how often I'm oops, I missed
the moment of that because I didn't think of it,
and it's gone.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
Yeah, since we spoke about our week color weeks ago,
I'm still paying attention to that.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Yes, and how are you looking good?
Speaker 5 (27:14):
But do you say good like good? I've never I'm
always happy because of our chat and looking into it
and it's meant to be.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Whatever come, I'm not doing it again. But you had
it slightly wrong, didn't You had it right? You had
it wrong. You shouldn't have it completely clear. No, but
you were trying to make out like it should be
like the the buck up. Yeah I didn't.
Speaker 5 (27:35):
You were yellow weeds talking about to the doctor.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
A cup of International roast no milk, and that my
friend is.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Not you have that on the side of the freeway.
So my deep dive. I'm sure I've asked you this
question before. I don't know the answer to Kate Lanmeebrook's
feelings on mediums and psychics.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Oh, you know, I'm scared of it. I feel like
but you know, I saw a brilliant one years ago,
man or woman. Okay, he was written about in a magazine. Allan, Yeah,
Allan your good son or a medium? Alan? He had
such a good name.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Yeah, top of them?
Speaker 6 (28:19):
Out?
Speaker 5 (28:20):
Did you tarot cards?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
He had cards? Oh?
Speaker 5 (28:24):
Did I for you?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Would do you? I don't. I don't understand tarot cards.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
I don't understand. And it's always like death or something horrendous.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
And they was going, oh no, that's actually really I'm
take a bag of coins.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Yeah, I'm looking at this woman who's crying blood from
both eyes and pierced threw the stomach with a sword.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
That does not look good.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
I wish you loved horror movies because I saw a horror.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
Movie the other week, and would I like it? It's
my favorite movie of like the last couple of years.
You like horror, but I think you'd love it just
because it's just so well.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
Make the Australian one. I haven't seen that.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
The boys.
Speaker 5 (29:01):
This one's called weapons horror buckhead. Horror fans get amongst it.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
But sometimes I find them just stupid. This is cool.
I just got a witch. R Oh, it's got a witch.
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
Okay, so I do love witches too, like Blair witch Projee.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Well you'll love this one's donning amazing. And they didn't
even have a witch. I never saw her, never saw it,
just saw the twigs, just saw the man in the
corner at the end. Remember that.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
How did we shot that final shot of the guy standing? Okay,
you really love horror. So this is a nineties medium
and she was huge on daytime TV in America. And
her name is Sylvia Brown. Now, Sylvia Brown's got classic,
bright blonde, bob, heavy set woman, amazing packade, siki voice,
(29:51):
real old school.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
You know exactly what her house would smell like. Yep,
look right now, folks, if you're on your phone, now
for a little damp and cigarette smoke. Absolutely so, she
did maybe a spilled glass of shabble.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
She did so much daytime TV for years and years
and years. Really she was Sylvia Brown. No what shows
American ones? Ones I don't know, got these ones.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
We never heard of? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's inside. Did
she ever crack Oprah? Norah? She never got to Oprah.
I think that was a bit.
Speaker 5 (30:25):
We'd go down a few, Ricky Lee, No, go down
a few more like we're talking, you.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Know, Jessica No, Michael Roberts, Sally Jesse. It was that
parlor game, and you gotta like guess the name. I
will never be on your team?
Speaker 6 (30:44):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (30:44):
It's such a good team.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
We just worked perfectly together. Who would you like to
be honest?
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Her favorite? Sorry? Who would you like to be honest?
Speaker 5 (30:53):
Over there?
Speaker 3 (30:53):
Wikipedia? Over there? Yeah, but she's I mean, she's exceptional. Also,
she'd be on my team.
Speaker 5 (30:59):
So this is what after decades of being a medium,
a famous medium, this is how she is wrapped up
on Wikipedia. Okay. Brown frequently made pronouncements they were later
found to be false, including those related to missing persons.
Oh no, right now. Someone did an investigation into her
(31:20):
answers on TV.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
And how many she got wrong.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
Into the one hundred and fifteen times she was asked
about a missing person, she got one hundred and fifteen.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Role.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
This is where it gets really brutal. I want to
quickly tell you a couple and I want to play
some audio as well, because it's it's true.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
What you would think after Like even the first after
she got the first twenty two asking.
Speaker 5 (31:50):
Family asked her about where their missing daughter was. Actually
not funny, not funny at all. She told them, well,
she's an exotic dancer in Hollywood. That's what I couldn't
find her because she just went to Hollywood to become
an exotic dancer. So filled them with hope. Anyway, later
found out that she had been murdered a year earlier.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah, right, oh, Selvia Sylvia, Sylvia. Where was Sylvia about this?
Was she ever confronted?
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Well, yeah, this was like this one's grim in twenty
In two thousand and four, Jesus Christ, she told her
mother of a kidnapping victim that she's not alive, honey
about her missing kid, and even said that she was
in water and then so that she had a specific
vision of her child's jacket in the garbage bin filled
(32:40):
with DNA. Anyway, that daughter was found alive two years later.
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Well that's actually good, good.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
This is what I wanted to play you. This is
just how she speaks, right, This is not parody. This
is actually and how she spoke to people This is
her answer when a woman asked her on television, why
does she have anxiety?
Speaker 6 (33:06):
Okay, a question for I have a really bad problem
with social anxiety. I can't for you.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
I can't.
Speaker 8 (33:17):
You're doing pretty good now, But let me tell you
where this comes from. You were accused of being a
witch in a past life. You were put in a
circle and you had to name two people, so that
supposedly you wouldn't die, except they didn't tell you that.
(33:38):
They just said, tell us two people. You named two people,
and all three of you were hung. So have social anxiety?
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Three of you are hung?
Speaker 3 (33:52):
I wonder why. I love her voice. I love that
sort of voice.
Speaker 5 (33:58):
I could listen to her. I could listen to her
talk all day. So her hands insane. He's another lovely question.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
Three of you it should be hanged? What did she say?
Speaker 6 (34:10):
Hung?
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Hung? All three? It should be hanged?
Speaker 5 (34:13):
I mean, I don't Sylvia.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
I would put my hand up in there. This is
how brutal she was.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
Sometimes she refused to give us a word that was
not needed. Someone asked her about their missing brother.
Speaker 6 (34:23):
Oh no, father's brother disappeared about twenty something years ago,
and the whole family has no idea whether he's alive
or dad he drowned.
Speaker 5 (34:31):
Oh oh, now this one's grim.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Should we do it? This next one's grim? He started
off green? Right, this is real grim.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
I'm going to tell you the ending because you've got
to pay attention to how she tries to cover her tracks.
She gets asked about a missing person or a person
that has died. She tries to tell them something, and
then the person tells her they actually died in one
of the buildings on nine to eleven. And listen to
how she covers up her mistake a.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Few years ago.
Speaker 6 (35:06):
They never found him, and I've had such a hot
time since every day.
Speaker 8 (35:13):
The reason why you didn't find him is because he's
in water. And find him in water. It's like the
girl is missing in Aruba. You can't find somebody else.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
It was September eleventh. There was no he was a fireman.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
But there's some mills.
Speaker 8 (35:30):
I keep seeing him in water. Is there any way
he could have drowned in water?
Speaker 3 (35:34):
Some way found a piece of him.
Speaker 8 (35:37):
Nothing from eleven because he says he couldn't breathe and
he was still well.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
If they were trying to put.
Speaker 8 (35:45):
The fire out come on town.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
They could you know, yill they won't find him.
Speaker 8 (35:49):
But honey, that's okay because it doesn't matter if they
find him or not.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
He's still over there. Oh oh, that's a terrible purse.
She's not she's not cool. Terror. I love her voice, Yeah,
I love her? What happened to her?
Speaker 5 (36:05):
Well, this is funny you say that. On Larry King
Live in two thousand and three, she predicted her.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Own death and did you predict his?
Speaker 5 (36:14):
No, but she said she would die at eighty eight.
She died a decade earlier.
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Surprise mate.
Speaker 5 (36:24):
Sylvia Brown's her name, jump online, folks.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
It's fascinating. There's nothing more scurrilous, fascinating than.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
A rotten psychic who's motivated by book sales.
Speaker 5 (36:38):
She wrote like forty books, and then she got a
bit of she did was she good at?
Speaker 3 (36:43):
I don't know? And then the.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
Comments on the videos that bike enads we'll see when
you start deep diving her are so funny. They're just
like my mom had a reading with her and she
told my mom she had a brain tumor. Then my
mum left crying, just like insane.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
Stories, but a few, a number of so cruel.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
Years ago, she released a book. It had so much
stuff written, but apparently here we go.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Okate.
Speaker 5 (37:06):
In one of her books, she supposedly predicted COVID.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
Oh that's her.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
So then Kim Kardashian got into her and she kind
of got a bit of attention again because she said
something like, in twenty twenty, there's going to be a
flu like pandemic. We keep one thing right out of
one hundred and fifty but her happy deep dive everyone.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
We should just make a prediction every day on the
buck up and eventually, like a blind pig in a forest,
will stumble over a truffle of truth, just by the
sheer weight of numbers.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
I do one, do one, go go quick, quick, quick quick,
in Caitline Brook's prediction in Sylvie's voice.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Next year.
Speaker 6 (37:55):
So next year, I think you're going to find the
bit kind. It's going to plunge off a cliff, but
then it's going to come back up higher than it
ever once before.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
You just explain how the stock market works. Are arguing
with Selvy, I'm not Sylvia, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
Okay, because we don't want to predict a famous person dying.
Speaker 5 (38:19):
Do you know why I'm in two minds about these mediums.
I'm in two minds about mediums, right, No, I don't
want to predict a famous death.
Speaker 3 (38:27):
No, no, thank you to mind, but he'll be found
in water.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
I don't want to put down the meetings because I
don't want to put down the people that go to them,
the people that are lost and they're hurt and they're
in pain, and so I don't want to properly vent
because that's also maybe hurting them.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
But also I do believe, I believe that there are
some people that do have a very astute and keen
connection because I do think we understand very little about energy.
Speaker 3 (39:05):
Ground I've charged you about my grounding sheep, I have.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
Heard about your grounding sheet. You're connected to the grass. Well,
there's a couple of kinds. But now I just want
to put some copper in my in my plants, my
outdoor plants.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
Apparently if you just put some copper in there, they
go crazy in a good way.
Speaker 3 (39:30):
They're not coming to your house.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
Well, I want the plants to go, and you where
the plants are found in water. So that's where I'm
into minds, because then you hear these stories, Kate, when
people go, how did this medium know about the ring,
about the thing about.
Speaker 4 (39:43):
This Okay, So we went to see a very famous
psychic medium, the.
Speaker 5 (39:48):
One that comes to Australia all the time, possibly Mate and.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
I I have never felt the same about this person
since because good or bad in a bad way. I
couldn't believe. Because people arrived.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
And it was a stadium show, so thousands of people
holding mementos, holding photographs, wearing t shirts that were printed.
Every single person that was there was there because they'd
had an unbearable loss of someone they loved.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
And wasn't it just.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
So it was really it was really wrong. It was
just so icky and fake. No, they were all just terrible.
They were so terrible. And also he was tired, but
they were so forced.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
At one point, remember he was full, and you know,
I'm getting something from over here, over here, over here?
Is there a J? Is there a J? Of course
there's a J. Mate, John's the most common name in
that sucking demogram. I think you're fool right.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
So it was just it was really because you could
see the faces.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Of the people, That's what I'm doing. I went so
filled with hope, so filled with hope. I was just like, oh,
you're a bad person to muck around with. That is
a bad person, even though I think this person is
sometimes capable.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
Of Oh you do you think there's something going on?
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Maybe they must have been at the start.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
If I have the ability to talk to dead people,
I just can't see myself sitting down selling tickets and
working out profit and selling out well datum, just go
and just.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Talk to people about this is interesting, isn't it. That's
a very good point. That's the part that makes me go,
hang on. But mind you, most people who have a
skill monetize it.
Speaker 5 (41:48):
Okay, cracking jokes about Yeah, But like old mate Valbow
does over here, it does seem.
Speaker 3 (41:54):
A bit different to like I'm talking.
Speaker 4 (41:56):
However, when I went to see my guy who was
not a monetizer it all, but could have been.
Speaker 3 (42:02):
Imagine is it in The Lord of the Rings, the
guy with the Gandolf?
Speaker 4 (42:08):
Imagine Gandalf with a touch of Bogan wearing shorts and thongs.
Speaker 3 (42:14):
Im into that.
Speaker 4 (42:15):
Yeah, okay, So imagine him living at the top of
a mountain in a sort of hut in Melbourne, a misty.
Speaker 3 (42:22):
Mountain that you drive up. Mountain, is that Mount danding On?
Was it Mount dandy On?
Speaker 4 (42:29):
Yeah, and then he'd take you to his other little
hut outside.
Speaker 5 (42:34):
Which was a wooden second location.
Speaker 3 (42:37):
Yeah, never go to a Oprah taught me with a hippie.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
Never forgotten. I was one of no no day. I
wagged off school pretending I was sick at home. I've
never forgotten it. There was an OPRAH special about safety
for women and never let the man on the date
or whoever. This guy is taken to a second location.
Speaker 3 (42:56):
Oh what does that mean? To the bar? Another bar?
Speaker 5 (43:00):
And that's the way we Ever do he come to
the car? Let me show this thing in the garage.
Speaker 3 (43:06):
Well I went with him to a second like all
second half and then it was just an empty sort
of rough hewn floorboards and a big hand carved table
that had all weird like occult symbols on it or
runs or you know, from all over anyway, he said
to me at one of our sessions. Now he was
(43:27):
very interesting.
Speaker 4 (43:28):
He knew exactly why I'd gone to see him.
Speaker 5 (43:32):
You don't have to tell us that. But you went
in and you sat down, and he said you're here
because of this.
Speaker 3 (43:36):
Yeah. No, he didn't say you're here because of this.
Speaker 4 (43:38):
He just said, you don't need to worry about this
and what this was exactly?
Speaker 5 (43:43):
What did he know you were coming at any point,
name booking.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Any of that stuff.
Speaker 5 (43:48):
Yes, yes he knew, and he wasn't.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
By looking you up on the internet. Could he have
known that to know? He couldn't have anyway.
Speaker 4 (43:56):
And then he said to me, on probably like my
third visits, so a cup.
Speaker 3 (44:01):
I told a few.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
Friends about him, I didn't tell a lot of people
about him. And on one of my visits he said
something about are you open to hearing from people who
have passed over? And I said no, I'm not at
the moment, and he said okay. And then I said,
but if I was, and I'm so glad I asked
(44:22):
him this. I said, how would I do that? And
he said, ah, he said, you put a box of
sand in the corner of your room and they.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
Will leave you messages in it out of respect for you.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
I'm not selling button.
Speaker 4 (44:40):
How much would that freak you out? I've never done it.
I've never done of.
Speaker 5 (44:44):
Course it's going to freak me out. I mean, if
you have a cat, maybe don't do that. It would
be confusing. You have to leave it. Oh yeah, there's
no way you could leave.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
It is your messy leave the box of sand. And
they were a symbol or a word. That's just what
he said. And because I'd said I liked that, he
asked me.
Speaker 5 (45:04):
But when he asked you, that was he trying to
say because I've got something to tell you or that here.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
But he said I would you want to? And I said, no,
that's good, and I love that he but I did
say if I wanted to?
Speaker 3 (45:18):
How would how would that happen?
Speaker 5 (45:20):
He sounds a little bit more polite than Sylvia brain.
He was not a little bit slightly.
Speaker 4 (45:27):
He made the most incredible predictions about a friend of mine,
the most incredible predictions, and they came, and they came true.
Speaker 5 (45:39):
That's a buck, that's a bus. Take that, Sylvia.
Speaker 3 (45:45):
There was an article written about him in Vogue magazine.
Speaker 4 (45:49):
What was his name? How could I have forgotten? Years
and years and years ago? There was an old article.
Speaker 3 (45:57):
In two thousand and two, Oh no, what did she do?
Speaker 5 (46:00):
Brown informed the parents of eleven year old Sean Hornbeck,
who had disappeared earlier that year, that he had been
kidnapped by a dark skinned Hispanic man with dreadlocks and
was now deceased. The child was found alive in two
thousand and seven. His kidnapper was Caucasian and short haired.
Speaker 3 (46:19):
Sylvia. If she's wrong, I don't want to be right.
Speaker 5 (46:25):
I wish Sylvie was still with us because.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
We'd get her off. Oh, we'd love to get her on,
get her on. Why don't we get out.
Speaker 5 (46:32):
We'll get a psychic to bring her she's dead. No,
not her bring We'll get a psychic in to talk
to the psychic.
Speaker 3 (46:40):
But that scares me a bit. I do like a prediction.
Speaker 5 (46:47):
I've never been to a tarot card reading. I've never
I've never dabbled with any of that because it would
have too much of an effect on me. Even if
they were like is going to happen? I don't think
about it constantly. I'd hyper focus.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
Once a palm reader freaked out when they saw my
palm at some market in Sydney.
Speaker 5 (47:07):
Lovely palms.
Speaker 4 (47:09):
It's always freaked me out that they freaked out, what
was wrong with your I know they wouldn't read it.
They went no, no, no, and sort of scuttled away.
I don't know if that was just theatrics, but I
was like, oh my goodness.
Speaker 5 (47:24):
Yeah, I have said for a long time that you
should be a witch. Yes, and everything about you is witchy.
I reckon. They were like that's the one of the
North or something.
Speaker 4 (47:38):
Yeah, that was very traumatizing, Sylvia level beautiful palms.
Speaker 5 (47:51):
About get those palms away from me.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
When did everyone start doing this?
Speaker 5 (48:01):
Start or stop? Start doing hands against the cheeks to
be cute?
Speaker 3 (48:06):
Yeah, like hands underneath, Like.
Speaker 5 (48:08):
I did that for a poster once. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 4 (48:12):
It definitely came from somewhere like the TikTok fingers this.
Oh yeah, you know, these things have a.
Speaker 3 (48:18):
Beginning, a middle, and an end, unlike this pop. Now listen,
you know I adore my daughter.
Speaker 5 (48:28):
We adore Sunday, adore her stole the show at the
live show, do you think with her glowing features? And yeah,
very beautiful girl, gorgeousness, very beautiful girl.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
And there was a time, as anyone who's had a
teenage daughter.
Speaker 5 (48:44):
Or anyone that's ever been a teenager.
Speaker 4 (48:47):
Would know, it seemed like the most unlikely thing in
the world that I would say how much I adore
her and just find her delightful and not like anybody else.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
But she's got a very short fuse and she's just
she's just like sometimes she's like, no.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
I literally can't. I don't want to hear any criticism.
Fair enough, I don't want to hear any criticism. She's
always shutting people down, and often it's in a conversation about.
Speaker 5 (49:20):
What she's doing at UNI.
Speaker 4 (49:23):
Why her UNI break goes for twelve weeks in the
middle of the year.
Speaker 5 (49:29):
Well, she doesn't design the schedule.
Speaker 4 (49:34):
Or why she isn't utilizing that time to get a job,
And she actually shut me down, mean you may, and
her alleged father, and of course because Peter would do
as it should be the case, he would do anything
for her like mothers, mothers and sons and fathers and daughters.
Speaker 3 (49:55):
It's just, yeah, it's a proper thing. It's just a
proper thing. And because Peter's just like so on chante
by her, and she will have twisted up like a prins.
He doesn't know if she's going to come in and
kiss the top of his head or smack him on
the face. He doesn't know.
Speaker 5 (50:15):
I like her even more now what to expect.
Speaker 3 (50:18):
He's just there for it, and then he gets annoyed.
Speaker 4 (50:21):
And then like when she was doing year twelve and
she wouldn't let him help when you.
Speaker 5 (50:26):
Were having your hard years? Were they still good?
Speaker 3 (50:31):
No? No, no, terrible, really terrible. She didn't like us
at all, and we wouldn't let her have a phone,
and that made things worse.
Speaker 5 (50:39):
Team Sunday. Oh no, I don't like you now.
Speaker 3 (50:42):
Ye.
Speaker 4 (50:42):
Anyway, she'd get angry at him, and he was just
trying to help her with mats, just trying to help
her pass. And one day I came upstairs and then
he was just sitting there outside her room, leaning up
against the door, and she'd locked her door.
Speaker 3 (51:00):
I said to Peter, what are you doing? And he said,
I'm just giving her fifteen minutes of calling down time
and then I'll see if we can start up again.
And I went, what a beauty, What a gift.
Speaker 5 (51:13):
And now he's teaching.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
What a gift? Yeah, and now he's teaching right.
Speaker 4 (51:17):
And also we all know we as girls our friends
who were loved properly by a decent dad, and girls
who were let down by the father figure an absence thereof,
and a lot of girls never really recover from it.
Hence a lot of Bill Birr material about your daughter
ending up on the pole. You know what, I mean,
(51:38):
it's it's the proper thing anyway. But I get on
really well with Sunday now. But I did offend her
the other day, and because Gypsy Lewis's girlfriend does. She's
a bit of a sort of go getter, you know
what I mean type.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
Yeah, but there. Yeah, she's been life modeling for a
group of artists. Not naked, okay, not naked with.
Speaker 5 (52:06):
Clothes on, okay, but you do you know it's interesting
clothes or just hanging out.
Speaker 4 (52:11):
No, it's more her face and camposture and whatever. Right,
but it does involve periods of extreme stillness.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
No, not for you. I'm very twitchy, really bad for you.
I'm very bad.
Speaker 5 (52:27):
It's really really.
Speaker 3 (52:28):
Bad for you.
Speaker 4 (52:29):
Although you would look gorgeous in some sort of turn
of the century some boy in a blue velvet suit
with a ruffled and a waistcoat, maybe holding some sort
of jaundice dog.
Speaker 5 (52:44):
It'd be so everyone is. Everyone will just want to
scroll their phone.
Speaker 3 (52:50):
Well, Sunday's not twitching. Also, actually, Gypsy said, yeah, you
get paid quite well, not as much as you would
if you are noody. Yeah, who's doing the nude?
Speaker 4 (53:01):
People who want the extra money, you know, or people
who want to get their gear off. And also you
get drawings of yourself as well. And some of those
people in those life drawing classes are going to.
Speaker 5 (53:13):
Be one day.
Speaker 3 (53:15):
Yeah, but someone will be. Yeah. Anyway, I said to
Sunday the other day, why don't you go? I said,
you could.
Speaker 5 (53:23):
Be a model.
Speaker 4 (53:25):
You could be a life drawing model, right, And she
was like, I know, I'm going to talk to Gypsy
about it. And I said, well, talk to her about it.
I said, it's a really good.
Speaker 3 (53:36):
Job for you. It's really I said, it's perfect for you.
And she said, why do you think it's perfect for me?
And I said I had to write it down.
Speaker 4 (53:49):
I said you could just sit there glassy eyed and
slacked your.
Speaker 5 (53:57):
Back to her room.
Speaker 3 (53:58):
Yeah yeah, I mean, uh huh I mean?
Speaker 5 (54:03):
And she said, well it was funny.
Speaker 4 (54:05):
I mean she laughed, but she laughed, you know the
laugh you laugh when even.
Speaker 3 (54:12):
Though something's not funny.
Speaker 5 (54:14):
Okay, she laughed like that, and then she.
Speaker 3 (54:17):
Said can you literally not? And then she's.
Speaker 4 (54:19):
Stormed off and I just have to throw myself before
a jury of my peers.
Speaker 3 (54:27):
I couldn't resist. It was too I resists.
Speaker 5 (54:30):
Some one wants their mind to be funny and sassy.
Speaker 3 (54:36):
No one wants a sassy moment.
Speaker 5 (54:38):
It's not a sitcom.
Speaker 3 (54:40):
I can't help it funny.
Speaker 5 (54:43):
You know what if my mother Lynn ever cracked a
joke at my expense to my face, I would.
Speaker 3 (54:51):
That's our whole household.
Speaker 5 (54:53):
I'm allowed to have it called text from mum, but
you're not.
Speaker 3 (54:56):
Allowed to make jokes about me.
Speaker 4 (54:57):
They have issues with me my children, I think because
of that. Okay, So what the boys always try to
do is make out like I'm not funny, which I'm
not having it.
Speaker 5 (55:07):
Oh I'm sorry, I'm having child thinks their mom is funny.
Speaker 3 (55:11):
Sometimes they can laugh at them and they have to hide.
You try to hide.
Speaker 5 (55:16):
They laughed like I think objectively, my mother is very funny.
Speaker 3 (55:20):
I'm not letting her know that. Oh they her know
that anyway.
Speaker 4 (55:25):
I just think it's I think it's the thing about
children is they want to clip your wings.
Speaker 3 (55:36):
And I need to fly.
Speaker 5 (55:43):
But your love language to use that term is poking
fun Yeah, poking fron cooking cookie cook as in cooker
poking fun shits their right come off.
Speaker 4 (55:55):
And anytime they've got something wrong with them and they
want some bog recommendation for how to fix it. They
come to me. So they even though they like to
eye roll like their alleged father, at some point they
have faith in my stores of loogole SOLUTIONOK, colloidal silver cooky,
(56:19):
and various potions Vitamin B seventeen, castor oil, dmso black
seed oil.
Speaker 5 (56:29):
Are we thinking our sponsors now? Is that how we're wrapping.
Speaker 3 (56:31):
Up from sure? Have you got? No? Well?
Speaker 8 (56:38):
Do I?
Speaker 3 (56:39):
Oh, you've got I've got m Is it from a
funny mum? It's a text from an auntie to a mom.
This is what we want, colacity. This is a double
like a inception level. Yes, have you seen that movie?
It would I be able to under stand it? I
(57:00):
didn't and I saw it.
Speaker 5 (57:01):
No, I know I was a bit like that two
seconds of your time here. Nothing annoys me more than
a movie thinking that being confusing is part of the experience.
Speaker 3 (57:11):
I agree, thank you, No things to be done? Yeah,
clearly understandable and wrap it up. And I don't want
what happened at the end, and I never want to
hear that leaving a scene the most all movies you
can do aloud through a.
Speaker 5 (57:25):
Couple of sentences at the end, they're explaining what happened
later on to each character.
Speaker 3 (57:30):
I like that. Oh, I'd love There's not enough follow
ups in the show. That's what I want. Just generally,
there's not enough reunion shows.
Speaker 5 (57:38):
Not enough.
Speaker 4 (57:38):
Let's catch up with like that Biggest Loser show that
was on. One of the best things about that was
seeing people that I'd never seen the first time, to
be honest, but to see people then and now, it's fascinating.
Speaker 5 (57:52):
Now they're making again, but they've changed the name, I
think for legal reasons Home Improvement.
Speaker 3 (57:58):
Oh, the Tim Allen show. All back them? And who
was it? It was some other hot blonde.
Speaker 5 (58:05):
Pa Anderson was not on tull time.
Speaker 3 (58:08):
Who was a woman that looked like it was a
sexy blonde?
Speaker 5 (58:12):
The mother from what was the show have said.
Speaker 4 (58:16):
Till time it was called Improvement.
Speaker 3 (58:20):
She looks Just look her up Google it.
Speaker 5 (58:23):
She looks good.
Speaker 3 (58:24):
Yeah, oh great, Phyllis. I don't know her name.
Speaker 5 (58:27):
But you know that show is coming back with a
different name. They're changing it just enough so it's like,
looks like a new show.
Speaker 3 (58:33):
But who will be Tim Allen? Tim Allen? Tim Allen's
going to do it? I thought Tim Allen got canceled
and well, I think you're allowed to make shows again now,
Oh really because he got canceled for being conservative.
Speaker 4 (58:47):
Oh yeah, well maybe Roseanne Barr's allowed to come back.
Speaker 5 (58:52):
She was the girl way the whole time.
Speaker 3 (58:57):
I think, so wow, wow that neither did I but
and it just came out of me.
Speaker 5 (59:04):
Like Sylvia cut all of that out.
Speaker 1 (59:08):
No.
Speaker 3 (59:08):
I love that text from mom. Yes, from my auntie
to my mum from Jade Jade, Hello, had an.
Speaker 4 (59:17):
Allergy to something yesterday, ended up in er for six hours.
Speaker 3 (59:22):
A good look, Hey word all starter alert.
Speaker 4 (59:26):
It's a text, that was it? That was the allergy
in the hospital for six hours? And then the word starter.
Speaker 5 (59:40):
Why is she telling someone the starter?
Speaker 3 (59:43):
Maybe they have to start on with the same word.
Maybe that's the thing they do.
Speaker 5 (59:46):
That's a cool game, is it. I'd rethink the use
of the word cool in that scene for wordle lovers
like us.
Speaker 3 (59:53):
Yeah, it's not a word lover, Sashi your word.
Speaker 5 (59:57):
Of lover every day?
Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
Really Doku as well?
Speaker 4 (01:00:02):
You know what I've nearly I just I can't What
is the foundation for our friendship?
Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
I often think that something. Yes, we've had an a
half moment, what was it?
Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
Your friendship? Reminds me very much of my marriage, just
the different vibes. And we don't have sex, not yet.
Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
More.
Speaker 5 (01:00:23):
I mean other glassical, less water.
Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
That's interesting, although we see eye to eye on so
many things.
Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
But you know what we take delighting allowing the other
to be their own person. Oh splice of life. Adore
it and you know some friends don't allow that, mate,
about episode was insane? It was so fun. Hey, we've
(01:00:53):
got to ask people to tell people about this podcast.
Oh please share around, Yeah, share it as much as
you can. Love that, we.
Speaker 6 (01:01:01):
Need it.
Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
And our little time together on a desperate Please.
Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
Why are you too proud? Mate?
Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
Absolutely not. I love the bike, I spread the word foreign.
Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Why tell your friends please?
Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
The buck Up podcast is hosted by me Kate lane
Brook and him Nathan Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant
Sasha French Audio and sound by the magnificent Yack.
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