July 14, 2025 • 51 mins
- No pastime more tedious than mini golf
- My fun threshold is low
- Nath's parking fine update
- Post office drama
- Text from mum
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will
(00:26):
cut you off at the knees, then gift.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You a pair of easies.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And that, my friends, is why you always always need
a buck up a.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Bit bet.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
The electric guitar, I think I'm playing it backwards, I
think so I'm left handed.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
There we go.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I can't play the guitar.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
No one said you could.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
No, but I've always had a fantasy.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
You said that, like all these people like, it's time
that you admitted something. Brown.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Oh hell, Nate vo, it's been too long.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Lovely, lovely in lace?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Oh yes, how cute is this beautiful?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
You like tops? You've only discovered them in the last two.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Weeks because I've had none.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I know I've had not.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
You said that you admitted that you don't have on top.
Now you have top.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Now I've realized I'm also low on bottom.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Okay, do you own? Do you own anything?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Well? Because you know it's it's it's difficult also for seasons, tops,
everything there's so many clothes to put on in winter,
so many I find it dispiriting. And then if you
do what I've done, Yes, hang on, someone's watching us
in the corner.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Oh my goodness, is it?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Is it the Exorcist? No?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
No, the Oh my she is Sush French, greatest producer
in the world.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
And just on a scale of one to ten of creepiness, yeah,
ten point five.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
There we go.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Proper polter Geist, love it?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Poltergeist in golf at tire Yes.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yes, perfect. Did you play golf today? Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
It was just at the driving range?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
And how was that? You were just practicing, just practicing.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
But it's a game you play against yourself.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Did you see my dad?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Does he go the driving round?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
He's hitting balls most days of his life. Really about
really he made me do it once when I was young,
about fifteen. He made me take golf lessons down there.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I got to see you doing it. It's purely for
the fashion.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Is the golf range there down on plenty roads, still
there in thunder her thunderer, next to our playing next
to a cemetery, next to a cemetery.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Four It was a cemetary. Ten and then a mini
golf thing.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
All right?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Can I say I went to one lesson and it
hurt my finger, so I never went. I remember doing
some swing and it just hurt my pinky finger.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
All right, I'm going to make possibly the most controversial
statement that's ever been uttered on this Here we go,
and our buckwhits, our buckheads, our buccaneers, our buck knuckles
would know that we often caught controversy or it courts
us because we're truth tellers.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Get your finger near the button. I feel a cook
coming on. No cook, okay, no cook.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I cannot think of any pastime more tedious than mini golf. Actually,
I agree with you mini golf. And do you know what,
Even when I was a child, and I was raised
at Jehovah's witness, so we had.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
No mini golf fun.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Oh like, anything that was fun ruled out.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
No birthdays, no Christmas, no Eastern no nothing silly. So
my fun threshold was very low. I could find anything fun.
Just even as a child, I didn't find minigolf fun.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
I was like, got there, Yeah, okay, I didn't know
where we were going. Yeah, yeah, thoughts you might not
have any I feel like even kids think they want
to and as someone with many nephews and nieces, I
think they get very excited by the second or third hole.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
It's game over.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
It's really all interested, and you want to do things
that make you ball, do stuff not go in the hole,
So you start hitting it in weird places. The young
boys wanted to go down the weird things, and they
throw it in other stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
It's chaos, so irritating, and those things that they put
in the way, those hazards or whatever.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
I'm not interested. Just let me hit the ball in
the hole.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
People.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
How do you think girls feel?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Is it a red flag if you're an adult, Yeah,
a fully formed adult who can vote and drive and
and legally go to venues.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Or if he takes you to that like a drinking
mini golf thing at night.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I don't know. It depends how much you like him.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
If you like him, you're like, oh my god, it's
so much fun.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
And if you don't like him, like, oh my god,
I hate Tytler. Expect it made a play a manager,
but you have the power of that.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
And then we fast forward to a couple of years
and then we have Sash who's day and night playing golf.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Now, yeah, but she only just took it up, and
it was a taste of our friendship.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Single ladies get to the driving range.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
And ones that are about to die, so you can
scoop up the.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
No, but even young men are playing golf.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Now, well, why do you think is there in a
hot titles skirt? Hole in one skirt? I got you yet?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yes, have you?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
She's down there at the driving range. And what we're
seeing just groups of men play wall to wall.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Oh, all.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
And give me a male to female ratio.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Sometimes I would be the only girl. A couple, maybe
a couple of extra girls you get out.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
On the course, or just mean and sush.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
And no wonder you love it.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Oh, that's a great tip.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Get out there girls.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I love it because you know, my girlfriend's other tip
was always dress up for bunnings. Oh, but you're more
likely because the whole point of golf is your chitty chats. Well,
because it's all mean, I.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Know, but I want to know what the limit of
dressing up. He's like, what's too bunny look?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Nobull? Her look is Russian prostitute. That's always been our joke,
that that's her look.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
It's a good look. Yeah, what is that look? Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
She's always like got some sort of high heeled, like
full on stiletto at Bunnings when she dresses up for Bunnings. Yeah,
maybe she'd wear a high heel boot for Bunnings.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
But she's always got some sort of knitted for the scarf.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
And she's looking for a screw at Bunnings.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Of course, and you know what, you can only get
them in bulk now I can't since the Mum and
Dad hardware store was closed.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
They have I know the old you old man used
to get in the car go down to that little
hardware shop around the corner.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Holding the screw that he needed.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, and someone to get up to this one terry, Yeah,
someone to get up a ladder.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
And r movie.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
I think you're thinking of a library, a cool library
in a kid's movie, and.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
They would match it. What are you building?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
And they put it under the light to have a
good look.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I'm I'm making the wife a bird bar.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
And he's all out of him. He has to wait
a week. He's got a new he's got some more
screws coming from.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
A single screw, Whereas now this whole nation has draws
littered packets because you can't throw things out. Hey, they've
given us all depress mentality. As you know how they
used to save string, the old cocks and rubber bands,
and now.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
We're all like the trail, drowning in screws, tiny little
plastic screws and bits, little microplastic bags and old phone charges.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Those no longer.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
My twenties were filled with something very different, Kate, and
now it's tiny little screws.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Or for you it would be buttons.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
You know when they give you buttons on you, on you,
when you buy a jacket, they always put a spare button.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Guess what what Sometimes it's just still in there a
year after I've had the jacket.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Who's ever taken that out?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
No? I know? And then the one time you need it.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
So I'm just letting you know.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
If you ever see me out and about in a suit,
I guarantee you I'm packing a button.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Just had a laziness, of course.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
And if I ever see you in the inner suit,
I know that you're heading to court.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
I can't even imagine you in a suit.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I suit up.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I saw you in a suit.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Oh there you go. That's one time. Let's start our episode. Hello,
Welcome to the buck Up.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Hello, everybody, very quick life update.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
A couple of weeks ago, I took on.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
The man right now, I'm calling this, By the way,
there's a shift in my life and I'm calling it
a P.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Now you know how you did the Jesus Before.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Jesus, I have ADAD Now I have a P.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
What that stands for, which is after pineapple.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
After pineapple.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
It is the new me because of my inspirational co host,
not only the best interviewer in the country, but.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Also a returner of unripe pineapple pineapples to the place
of purchase.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Man, it's not it got bigger, you know, a groove.
It grew to a movement taken on the man.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
So you felt inspired by that, By the way.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Drop a pin in this, Okay, yep.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I went back to the store for the first time yesterday,
and I'll tell you your picture has been taken down
you later, No, I've got I took a photo at
the front. I bought a bottle of Mandarin cheese. And
when I walked in, but I didn't recognize anybody.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
I got a parking fine. Yeah, and you know so
because at the front of my house.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Yeah, you've got a permit.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
It wasn't they reckon it was not in the right spot.
Blah blah blah and BP before Pineapple. Yeah, I would
have just paid the fine to twenty yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I thought, no, now you're taking a.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Stand, and I contacted them, and then you guys yelled
at me because I didn't attach photos.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, you have to attach photos.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
And woke up the next day. After that day, yeah,
and I took photos and emailed again. Oh right, good, by.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
The way, permits still in the same spot?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
No, but I pretended it was, so I just moved
it around and okay, yeah, you know who.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I think they do?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
They?
Speaker 4 (10:59):
What's that called when you can look at the photo?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
And I think that'd have a photo? They said I
would not, wasn't in the same place.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Well, I have news for you. I got out of
my parking FI. I got out of the party.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
What really, less, God almighty, have.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
You ever heard of this happening? And when I emailed
that first time, there was sas, there was sas.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
But you said, you will say crawel to the crawl
book with sus.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
With Sas, there was a balance. I think you have
to I think you always have to say. And by
the way that you are haranguing rate payers like this.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
I said, I respect the rules, yes, bye bye, and
I park you every day as a concerned citizen of
this city.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Yes, however, Sasa, sas, sas, Yeah, I got off.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
What did they say in this instance?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
After plays something review it's turning were warning.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Oh my goodness, oh my, the winds.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Are so I will take a picture of the letto
and post it on our Instagram so you can see
what it looks like to win when you take on
the man in this ap life that were living in.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Love it ap the people United will never be defeated.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
I think I'm just going to hand you one hundred
and twenty bucks.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I love it. What b back about no packing ticket? Okay,
I'm glad that you have good news because Sasha and
I had the most devastating experience together.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Minigolf last week. No so listens to the pod.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
May know that I have in my position a stunning
hand written card from Milania Trump.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
One of the coolest things I've ever seen, psychoic, credible
and cool.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Who did which show the other day and they lost
their mind?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Was a gypsy?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Your daughter?
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Lewis's girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Sorry, yep, yeah, otherwise that would be weird.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, sorry, yeah, anyway, she lost her in the league.
Mind in some states, of course, you.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Lose your mind. I lost my mind when I saw
a handwritten letter from it.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
She said, how did I not know about this? Which
I thought was a strange question, but I loved it.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
And maybe some buckheads that have jumped on this pod
don't know because we did it pretty early on.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, very early on. In fact, we'll repost it.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
But the backstories. You were sending copies of your book.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Right, So my book, my best selling memoir, chow Bella
reprinted yeah three times?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Now, whoa, yeah, just print more each time.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I think they had no faith, mother, you know, they
had quite a bit of faith. I think they printed.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Well look at them now, anyway, they're very there's.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
No is great, and they're the people now that have
asking you for your next one.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Just don't mention that book anyway.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I love them. But they've reprinted it many times. Anyway,
So I've got some books with the og cover on them.
So now it's in a green cover. It was originally
in a red cover.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
With all the flowers on your head still on.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
The green, but just different. Color palette and smaller are smaller,
not much smaller anyway, So I said to Sash, So
we send out books just we thought of the random
most mad people that we could see in my book
to and one of them was Malania Trump.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Megan Markle was one. Never heard back, of course.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Not Oh yeah, Catherine, didn't we send it to.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Her mum, future Queen Catherine?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah, future Queen? No reply?
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Which Issy from Carol whose name?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Middleton? No reply? Winneth, oh yeah, Gwyneth, no reply?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
And oh thing is life ex wife Melinda Gates.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
I kind of get all them. But what's bloody miss
Middleton doing? The mum? What she got on?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Well to not reply, Well, she's very busy, the mum,
her daughter saving the Royal family based.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Visit killing off all the family members. Do you think
you know who my favorite is?
Speaker 5 (15:19):
By the way, and when we spoke to the bonus
ap that we released last week at Welb's wedding, Yes,
my favorite Royal family member is Prince Anne by several miles.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
A lot of people say that, but that's a very
gay thing to say.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
This is why I think she's on, But.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah, but it's she's not a princess fantasy.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Oh do you think she's Yeah, that's what I'm getting that.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
Oh man, I think I get huge las vibes off
princess And you know.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I don't think so. I think that's just the old
school because it's British harsy types and horsey women are
often deceptive in their external presentation, that kind of they
kind of look almost it's true, like they have no vanity.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
There's a lot of crossover between horse girls and gay women.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
They present quite yes.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Correct, But the horsey girls, I don't think are I
don't think Princess Anne has I don't. I don't think
she has at least been bone in her body so
to speak. And I will say she's always you know,
they're always going for a role in the haze.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Why do Why do I like her? What are the
gay men like princes?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
She's something strong and she's very she's got a.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Look you know, you love, a look good, look hard.
She holds a secret.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
What secret?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Millions? Oh she knows a lot, Yeah she doesn't, you know.
And also she's got that profile.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
This really random Prince Anne memory of she went on
some sport podcast last year or something and just sat
down and spoke about what football for an hour with
like this sport commentator. Princess I'm absolutely certain the boy. Yeah,
we're random, Is that right? Can you please google.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
That she married a New Zealander. She married one of
your people? She was married to a New Zealander Phillips,
Mark Phillips.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
Do you know him? That is the most boomer mom
you have ever been.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Mark Phillips.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
My mom repeats names to me, thinking I'm going to
get them.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Oh, you'll never guess who I thought today, Native.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Mark Phillips, Mark Phillip. That's watching an old movie with
my mum and watching the credits, and she's always like,
oh Lois JOURNBALLRL, city Bottom, Oh my Godner's Walder f
heaven Born, city Bottom. She says every name as though
(18:09):
it's of such significance. Okay, get prepared to apologize. I'm
going to say, captain. I'm going back to the podcast.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Oh yes, Princess Anne, What the Good, the Bad and
the Rugby co hosted by the Son and.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Tindle. Oh my goodness, there we go. Well, I wonder
what she sounds like. Did you listen to it? Just
what I had no interest in sports?
Speaker 5 (18:32):
I remember watching a clip going what series of events
on the podcast?
Speaker 3 (18:37):
And I remember what it was.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
It was son in law.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
It was the royal family in pr crisis mode to
make Egan doesn't win.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
So they got them out on.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Podcasts because they know that's how Trump on the election.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Come on the.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Buck up, princess, and.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
You talk about horses.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
I take anything you want, busy, do you know what.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
I?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Prince Andrew on the buck up?
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Doesn't he ever talk? Why is he never of the
other one? Your things?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Andrew sweet? Not him?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yeah, pizza coat one hundred percent to have him on there.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Who's the other one?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Edward forgotten one?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Why is he never out?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
No, Sophie? Yeah that whatever?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Who is he?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, he's one of the brothers.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
And what's his kids? Who are they? Who are they
in the scheme of things? They do?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Whatever?
Speaker 4 (19:36):
I can't even go back to Mark Phillips, Captain Mark.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Phillips, British Equestrian. Oh oh, that's devastating. Hang on, okay,
Google a New Zealander. Google who was her New Zealand
husband or maybe she met him in New Zealand. New
Zealand had something to do with it, because he met
her on the North Island and ended up at the
(19:59):
South Island. If you know what I mean, Yeah, I
certainly do. Nothing's coming up.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Oh no, I know what it was.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
God, Hey, the men are having trouble. I know it
was he had an illegitimate child in New Zealand. Google, Google.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Is really having to sung for a supper today.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
While she how do we get here? What were Royal.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Book sending books out? Singing the books?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Okay, very good, such Carol Middleton that's right, Yeah, what
she busy with?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
That's right? Okay, not.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Over yeah yeah right, yeah anyway, Also, Princess Anna is
not not change her hairstyle, yes, for her entire life
type bun amazing, but also tease backcome it anyway, where
was I? Oh? Yeah, sending out books? So I said
(21:05):
to Sash, Well, she's got a little gap in her resume,
and so do I. Let's get together, hang out, have
a sauna and mail out some books, get a job,
just a rare day off. Very hard for us to
(21:28):
think upo our calendars, but we did so in the
meantime because, as you know, we are beset by and
encourage each other's madness, So we kind of look for names.
We can say to each other, that's going to make
us laugh. For the book recipient to send, who can
(21:49):
we send them to? That's properly And some might say unhinged.
I say, judge, not lest you be judged.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Beautiful stuff.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
If you don't understand that you anyway, So we wanted
to send. So we had five books that were saying,
oh no. We seen out quite a few, some Australian ones,
and we had some overseas ones. Now the overseas ones
are always more complicated because they involve actually going into
the post office. But this one we didn't realize how
(22:22):
difficult it was going to be. Apparently in through my
head in this country, huh, in this nanny state, have
a country.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Yeah, he's sending a book, mate.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Yeah, sending a book.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
I thought Victoria would have loved that.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Not allowed to send a book to Vladimir person, not
allowed to send a book to Russia.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Russia.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Russia generally not allowed to send a book.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Russia's in boxes full.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Russia is not allowed the Russian people. Who's fault?
Speaker 3 (23:04):
It is not.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
That you are not allowed to receive books. So first
of all, we go, we're already in a high state
by the time, we've done all that, we've thought of
the mad list, So I just googled the addresses. Hey,
who else was on your list?
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Hillary Clinton?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
She's got nothing else on I can't remember anyway, saw
some footage.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
I saw some footage of Hillary Clinton the other day.
Think he's on the jabs. She's looking all right, pretty refreshed.
So how do you know you can't send a letter
to Russia?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Okay, I'll tell you what happened. So we get to
the post office and you know they've closed one out
of two post office, so you're all being grawled into one.
By the way, there have never been more parcels delivered
in this country. So I don't know what problems Australia
Post has. I find them amazing.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
This is a cook Oh no, we swung around there.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
I love Australia Post.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Wow, came out good there, I found them. No one
saw that coming. That was a real plot twist.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
How can you not love Australia Post when literally you
can live in the top end of this great land
you can send a letter to Tasmania. The Apple I'll
not even connected to Australia, and in fact forgotten in
the map they made of the Commonwealth Games in Brisbane
nineteen eighty four eighty eight.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Are you.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
What has happened?
Speaker 5 (24:34):
If? Do you want to scan a train timetable? Captain autism?
What is going on tonight?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
You know?
Speaker 5 (24:43):
This reminds me of when I finally snap out of
the zones. I get in and I have one hundred
and fifty tabs open on my heat That's what I've
got doing no work. I'm going from one to the other.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
That's your brain color sashould I sweak from the bottle?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
You won't have I would say, I don't think you
need to sick.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
And I'll anyway. So we go to the back and
we've got so many we also have to bag them
up at the post office.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
And then we have to write all the addresses, so
it takes quite a while. And then we shuffle our
way to the front of the queue. And then a
girl sees, I'm not going to do the accent.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Good, but I think you can imagine. Tell your story.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
I think you can.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
I want you to imagine the accent, tell your story.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
I want you to imagine your life.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
My mother people's race has nothing to do with the story. Ever,
It never does's.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
No cultural differences between people.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
What else doesn't matter someone's blood pressure or like what
their daughter is suffering from it at school at the moment,
in the middle of a story.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Anyway, go on, you say, race doesn't matter. But why
do you think people travel?
Speaker 4 (26:00):
God for different cultural experiences?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
People are so different. I'm not on board.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
Race doesn't matter. You did a story about you at
the post office?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Hurry up?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
How did we go from that?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
People travel? What a ridiculous things?
Speaker 2 (26:24):
All right, so we line up. We've already done half
an hour just in the post office with getting the envelopes,
putting the books inside, making sure all the things, getting
the right addresses, filling them out with a biro.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
People know, No, it's a lot.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
It's what I'm saying is there's been some labor.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Yeah, not shadow, No shadows are coming okay.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
In fact, the shadow of shadow labor.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Is looming over us like a high rise on on
Service Paradise Main Beach. That's it.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
No, now is it all day?
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Because they're built on the dunes. No good will come
of it.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
But anyway, anyway, so we get to the counter and
this girl says, hello, where would you like to send
your parcels HM. And we say we present the first one,
and she goes, we have to put it on the scales.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
And then she goes, oh, no, is this accent alright?
Speaker 3 (27:33):
It sounds like I'm in a Harry Potters.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
She goes, don't know, you have to fill out a
customs form to mail the book. And we're like what,
She goes, you have to.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Do it online? What you're standing right there?
Speaker 3 (27:46):
For all countries or just Russia?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Okay, as we found out all countries. But at this
point we started with Vladimir. We thought we'll start at
the stop big yeah, and we never we knew we're
not going to hear back from him whatever, but we thought,
you just.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Get that's a quitter's attitude.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
That's living in an ap world anyway.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
So Sensar, she snatches my phone off me, getting frustrated
with my trying to fill out the customs form online,
even her it took her twelve minutes to fill it out.
Then we fill out the customs when we've got to
scan a QR code. Meanwhile she's just standing there behind
the counter twiddling a thumb.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
There's a q growing behind.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
People behind me.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Live there's another woman's set out we're not relinquishing a spot.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
On behalf of everybody in the post office that day
in that moment, get out of the godd.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
So how interesting, like my husband, you're not on our side.
So then we present the parcel. The customs form has
been filled out, the q R cade has been scanned,
it goes back on the scales, and then she sees, oh, no,
you're not allowed to send this book. You've got to
(29:02):
type what sort of book it is? Is a drop
down box coloring book, history book, philosophy book. So we
keep trying everyone and we're just denied, deny, deny.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
What is at the end a memoir or just a nonfiction?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Just a book? And then she said, you're not allowed
to send a parcel to Russia? What's the play a
sound effect for that?
Speaker 3 (29:34):
And we would have a question what if they weren't
at war currently?
Speaker 5 (29:39):
It's obviously to do it always no, no, it's a
war thing, honor. If you can send otherwise, how would
people have been sending them bloodging?
Speaker 3 (29:46):
How can you send them? Can you send any can
you send it another country that's at war currently? Maybe
try that next time and go to their post office.
I feel do we have any buckheads in Russia when
you look at the.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Little Worldmark Bizarh.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Anyway, we were just so we are talking half an
hour of our intense shadow labor by that stage.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
And then she I said, what about these other ones?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
One was going to Italy, to Georgia Maloney, the Prime
Minister of Italy. One was going to England, one was
going JK. Rowley.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
The rules trend going on with these books?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
What's the trend?
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Carry on?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Influence your people, Laurence Sanchez Bezels. Yeah, Laurence Sanchez Bezels,
do you see it? You see a trend.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
I think the project needs to come back, so you
have somewhere to put this energy.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Anyway, so we went home. We had to do the customs.
Luckily Lewis had made us lunch. Studying lunch.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
He made us a Russian soup.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Pork barbecue chassu pork and rice. It was stunning. And
then we filled out the forms. They still took half
an hour to fill out. And this is my final
note to you. What is going on in this country? Tree?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
She said, this country that's a cook automatically.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Yeah, that's the old fashioned voice.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Remember, uh huh, sash go on, what is going on
in this country? And also there needs to meet a
minister of common sense.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Gone, there needs to be minister for common.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Said, yeah, it's perfect. It gets how much it costs
to mail four books overseas eighty five dollars one hundred
and eighty two dollars. And we didn't even take the
primo explain the old fashioned thing and you make up.
But what it's the living the cost of living crisis. No,
(31:42):
it's no bad.
Speaker 5 (31:43):
Oh well, actually to swing the shadow labor around. Yes,
I still haven't spoken about the opposite of shadow labor.
What is the opposite of shadow labor?
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Labor?
Speaker 5 (31:53):
No, as in it's so it's not even labor, like
they're taking the labor out of everyone, including us. The
it's AI, it's gonna steal my job. A few weeks ago,
when we were at road Labor Arena, different nights for
the lame is arena.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Music so great, great? Did you go to the bar?
Did you go to the bar?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yes, and we got something to eat.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
But in the little bar before we came in, are
you ready what? There's no people. But it gets worse,
it gets weirder. You go to the turnstile and you
scan your card to gett F post card. I walk
in and I was like what, and some random man
had to just tell me like, go with it. I
(32:44):
just went up to the fridge and grabbed a drink.
Then I went over to the thing and grabbed chippies
and then chippies.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
I think I got played. No, these this is cheddar.
Chip is a new brand.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
I love.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
I don't see tyrols.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Yes, the chair on a very good, amazing chip.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
And then Cody text and says like get a choky,
and so then I also grab a.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
Choky and then you just walk out and knows and
it just knew exactly what I got. You don't have
to hold them up, you don't have to scan them,
You just grab and walk out and then they just
charge my card the perfect amount.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
And there was like five lanes of turnstiles of people
doing it.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
That's jobs for everyone's kids.
Speaker 6 (33:32):
How do they how do they know?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
It's like when you drive into a car park now
car parks we know, but where you drive out and
they just know that you've driven out and they charge
your car.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Your car's gone. Yeah, okay, it's like that.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
No one was so that's we sit here on the
buck up and we bang on about shadow labor. Well,
this one took all labor out and we're still not happy.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
No, no happy. We want someone to do someone who's paid.
Have you forgotten?
Speaker 3 (34:04):
You want some thirteen year olds.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Who's paid to do a job to do the job.
Do the job, just like we do our jobs. That's
what we want.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
We don't want robots doing jobs.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Robot I was the robot.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
No, there was a robot involved somewhere scanning something somewhere.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Or was it watching my hands? My arm?
Speaker 5 (34:23):
I must have a thing on the bar code? How
do you think this is the craziest part when bar
codes going on? This is the craziest part. You don't
walk out in the order that you walked in, So
how do they know what card is?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Me?
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Oh? How do they know it was my car? That
you're not in a line?
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Everyone was just going out willy nilly because I've turnstart
really nilly.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
And it's still new freaky anyway, rush up, pull.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Your freaky Okay, I'm trying to think how a buckwhet
will tell us how.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
The hell that worked.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
By the way, yes, how's my skin looking?
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Let's talk about the we the we on the skin.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
My buckhead. Co host Kate started putting piece on her face. MM,
how is it going?
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (35:17):
By the way, all right, how do you get it there?
Okay't confused.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
I'm still confused. So really I haven't applied it as
often as I would like to. I have, as you know,
I said to you have trouble from the source to
the visage. How that happened?
Speaker 5 (35:35):
Because you have to put it on your face as
the last thing, because you've got to leave it on there.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
That's right, and it's but I can report these literally
there is no odor.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Okay, go you yeah, no, no, that's.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
What he said. John o Watto said, there's no odor.
I don't know why, but I have. I wouldn't recommend
throwing your cotton wall buds in the bath room waste
paper bean, Okay, I'm just sharing.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
But that's so nice.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
I did.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Using the cotton balls.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Well that's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
I squashed diright Now I'm not because otherwise how am
I going to dispose of cotton balls? And where can
I throw them? I don't even want to throw them
in the rubbish. I'm going to be like people who
run around to other people's rubbish bins with my bag.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Of god bit scats cotten ball.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yeah, and also don't want my husband to see me
tiptoeing downstairs. Why not?
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Your skin looks great?
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
I don't think I don't like cotton balls for any
I don't trust in them because I want you know,
me and my skin. I do lots of things. Well,
would I want to waste product getting soaked up in
that thing?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Just use your fingers, well, the product and put plenty
of There's plenty of it, renewable resource. So here's the thing.
So then I was like, what else can I I use? Can?
I don't want to use toilet paper because toilet paper
is so bleached? Well, what can I do?
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Hand? Every product I use on my face I use
just directly from my fingers.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Well, how am I getting?
Speaker 3 (37:14):
We told you so, I tried.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
I've actually tried to go straight from hand to face.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Uh huh straight.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
I don't like it. I'm not on board.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Warm yeah, warm, warm.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Yeah, of course warm. And guess what body temperature?
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Well there we go. Totally odorless checks out.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
And I think it's quite good, although I've done it
probably four times. Okay, when I did see the girl
who does my nails today. She said to me, wats
that smell? No, she said, because she was doing my eyebrows.
She said, your skin's very dry, and I said, yes,
(38:02):
it is very dry. They're just six's supposed to the
most moisturizing thing in the world.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
Well, this is where I'm confused or two things. By
the way, as the skin expert, you do look glowing,
and your brows look great.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
You're in your laced top. You're looking good mate.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
But the skinned can you see any Do you.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
Have other stuff on it? No, there's nothing but piss,
no makeup.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Uh, it may be a tinted moisture, tint moist Yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
For a skin product to work, people get very impatient
when they introduce a new skin product. You have to
wait minimum twelve weeks twelve week twelve And that's with
stuff that you get at the chemist.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
You're in on my face.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
It takes about twelve to sixteen weeks for a product
to work.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
No, I don't believe in that.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Well it does, and then I know.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
And also I'm not arguing with the truth of what
you say.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
When you introduce a new ingredient like a retinol.
Speaker 5 (38:59):
Orman, you piss skin will often go through what they call.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
When you break out. There's a word people use online
about it. That word. Maybe you're going to have to.
Speaker 5 (39:12):
Have a few achors first, because it's your skin rejuvenating.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
Do you think that's where the dryness came from.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
It's getting rid of the top layer. It doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Ready, just from four applications, how good and underneath when
that's gone. Well, he did say that's the most moisturizing
purge that someone's here a perch, someone here has seed.
A buckwhit fi owner has seed. By the way, Nate,
(39:41):
the p word is not okay piss no peace okay,
of course is fine. I feel your past I put
forth on my face yea, And you look radiant, all right?
Speaker 4 (39:59):
Duel eat Davis, thank you, Julie.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
My nonna one of your people used to dab my
niece's wet cloth nappy onto her face because she swore
it was good for her skin.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Oh, I don't know how I feel about that.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
It's her nonna.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
I feel weird about sharing a cup with someone or
a spoon.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
It's not for you, but that's what she used to do.
And also baby wee is like angel drops baby weed.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Lonas often have very nice skin.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Okay, so I'm going to proceed.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
So I'm giving a week.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
We need a close up of my face.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Okay, we'll get in there, not too close, zoom in.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
But there's some crunchiness that I'm using as my personal
what do you call that litmus test? No, my touchstone, yeah, benchmark,
personal benchmark. Right, and when if that goes, I'll be
so on board. I've just got to master the splashing
adation process, Sasha with that, No, no, I'm not expecting
(41:12):
you to help. Would you ever join me in this regimen?
You'll try it maybe while your boyfriend's away. I do
it from now till the end of the week, all right,
and we'll both do it first thing in the morning especially,
and then tell me what you think, because you don't
have problems while he's away with the disposal of the
(41:33):
cotton bark.
Speaker 5 (41:34):
We should also, you know, you know, it's an invite
out to all Bukes to join us on this we.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Journey us because also people have My grand used to
tell us to we on our feet when we had
chill blain say massage, mind you she said. My grand
also used to eat the parson's nose, so it's not
no wonder. I gag at the word piece and Peter
(42:00):
Alan lewis my beloved husband who I had a romantic
outing with. Oh yes, he also eats the parson snows.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
I don't know what that? What are you talking about it?
Speaker 2 (42:12):
It's the point, you know, when you get a chicken,
the bum of the chicken, and you know how it's
got a little triangular, little little nub. Okay, he eats
that and inside This is what I find repulsive.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
I think I'm already there.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
You eat it.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
No, you don't have to add anything else to this story.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Also because it's just a fatty thing with a little
bone in it. But it also has two glands in it.
It's got too glads hungry? Is Pete? Well he doesn't,
So when I give it to him, off and I'll
take the glands out. I guess you taught me that
who my mother and Langbrook get thet But.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
He never eats that port of the chicken.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
It's got glands in it. Let me show you. In
the same breath as she tells me that her and
her brother George, when they were growing up in Brooklyn
used to fight over who would get to eat the
fish eye column a Columbie anyway, always remove the little
(43:11):
glance like too tiny, like my nails they like that
about that size like that on either side of that anyway,
Just telling you because you might be partial to eating
a chicken spottom, I'm not what bit of the chicken
are you? White meat.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Eating chicken, just regular chickens or thigh all of it.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
If you're gonna buy a packet of chicken.
Speaker 5 (43:37):
Oh well, depends on I'm making all different chickens for
different Tell me what you'll make. What you mean getting
tenderloins if I'm doing a grill breast, if you're going
to make it to put into something else, something else, Hey, buckheads.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
Kate lame Brook is obsessed with what I eat and
what I do.
Speaker 5 (43:57):
The other day into She's like, what do you guys eat?
Speaker 3 (44:01):
And I said, I think I got like a pie
from one of those like those you know, you go,
you go, how intriguing? Not really, it was.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Just a pie. I am very interesting because you're almost
like one of those people that if you're not actually
in the room with me, you could well not exist,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (44:25):
You just a buddy. But I said to a friend once,
what do you have for lunch? Right? Yes, crumbled.
Speaker 5 (44:33):
I don't know how it's the intimacy of the question,
like it's just lunch. But I don't know what do
I ask different things all the time, but yeah, asking
so what they have for lunch? Is this weirdly like
personal call?
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (44:47):
Did you have today?
Speaker 3 (44:49):
What I have for lunch?
Speaker 2 (44:51):
What did you have such for lunch?
Speaker 4 (44:54):
I had a chicken and pisto toasty teacher?
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Did you make it yourself? Got it from a cafe?
Speaker 3 (45:00):
I had a very lady lunch. I had chicken and
rice that you made at home? Well, yeah, the chicken
was already made and I did. I did a.
Speaker 5 (45:06):
Microwave, right, so the meat was the chicken? What mean
that was the tenderloin one?
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Okay, good, let's move on.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Geez, cut that bit out. I like it, do you?
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (45:19):
You reckon?
Speaker 5 (45:19):
People are going, I'm happy that I heard you guys
talk about what chicken you buy.
Speaker 4 (45:23):
Here's the thing. What's the thing, Nate yepvalva Okay.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
The podcast is not predicated on what we imagine that
people will like.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
That's obvious.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
We come with our made back guarantee, which is.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
You believe the.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Pod feeling better than we did at the start of it,
and we traverse each other's lives, share things with us,
and we share things with them.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
Please dm us what did you have for lunch? People
do a whole special on it. Am I doing this?
Speaker 5 (46:03):
It's a text from Oh my goodness, this is from Jane.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
Oh hello Jane.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
Okay, Jane, what did you have for lunch today? Jane?
Speaker 2 (46:14):
Okay? Don't like passive aggressive once again?
Speaker 5 (46:18):
And you know, as I say to Cody all the time,
I am not passive aggressive. I'm just aggressive.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
I can't So there's no remind you though you're in
the tent pissing in on your you're pissing in. You
know what, if you're inside the tent, pisce out. If
you're outside the tent, you can piss in. Yeah, inside
the tent with all of us. We're all here together.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
Beautiful stuff.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
I love it. This. Co're so good.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
Why are they writing a self help book?
Speaker 3 (46:49):
I can call it piss outside the tent. Yes, that's
a great name. Pee. All those self help books are
spoken about it before.
Speaker 5 (46:56):
But be a title now, so your book would be
called Hey, head.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
It was outside thead.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
And everyone like when people were like reading getting those
books go to sleep for the kids.
Speaker 4 (47:10):
I was like, which, by the way, I think the
first time I saw.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
It, I was, but it's not nice for children's naughty,
not even naughty, just not nice.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
That little game backfire the other day?
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Which one?
Speaker 5 (47:25):
A little game I played with my nieces and nephews.
Is my favorite game is I allow them to say
one root swear word into my ear.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
Very quiet once?
Speaker 2 (47:34):
Oh no?
Speaker 5 (47:35):
When I see them top shirt and I was like,
this would be cute and fine, all having a good
time and laughing.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
And then one of them dropped a word. I was like,
you are never playing this game?
Speaker 4 (47:45):
Was it that word? Text from No did you tell
the parents of.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
One? Grade two?
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Oh? My goodness?
Speaker 3 (47:56):
Text from mom Jane Love Jane.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
Text from are we there already?
Speaker 3 (48:01):
Yeah? What do you mean already? I'm exhausted.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
I'm just beginning.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
I've all bigger.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
No one knows the next word?
Speaker 3 (48:13):
So many songs I just know that bit too.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Do you know what I often think about it? All right,
here's a glimpse I think about you know how in
war times there's always been songs that people would sing
like you always see the English the old cocks hang out,
the washing on the chic freedline or whatever else, singing
my boys, yeah on the line.
Speaker 4 (48:35):
Exactly right.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
I literally think I couldn't have one song that I
could sing along with anybody. What would we be doing?
The cart along the hill? I was driving down talking about, well,
what song could we all sing together as a nation
that would unite us?
Speaker 5 (48:53):
Ed Sheeran, you're the voice, John Farnham, I don't know
the words to that Australia.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
I know the chorus, all the words to it. I reckon,
I don't know the words to you any song the
way through it.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
You would know you're the voice. I'll start and you
go on. Here we go. We have.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
The chance to something between Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (49:17):
The pages over, page, turn the pages over.
Speaker 5 (49:20):
We can write, write what we want to write. We're
going to make ends meet before we kill each other.
We don't.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
And then the only song that I would have would
be like, can you imagine Australians at war all singing
the song adel Vicerous out of music like that's all
I've got.
Speaker 3 (49:39):
That's your only song?
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Probably proceed Jane, where is she from?
Speaker 4 (49:44):
Did she say no, She's from the buck Up.
Speaker 5 (49:47):
She's also changed a name for privacy reasons.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
Very good. I feel a good one coming.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
On, so do I.
Speaker 5 (49:52):
When someone writes that, you know it's a good one.
I'm going to get my mum voice, my mom's own.
Here we go, Hi Love. Brian Kelly died last night
lung cancer. I just thought I would let you know
minus two at eight thirty this morning, Hope, New South Wales,
Wednesdanight Xx's.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
Hownoy do it?
Speaker 2 (50:12):
The mental pivoty someone's.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
Cancer. It was cold this morning.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Sports to tie it all up?
Speaker 3 (50:22):
That was a That was a twist at the end,
wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Maybe she's hoping for Jane. I love it. Oh, I
love Jane's mom. Ryan Kelly, Ryan Kelly rip one less
buck Week. The buck Up podcast is hosted by me
Kate lane Brook and him Nath Valvo. It's produced by
(50:48):
the brilliant Sasha French. Audio and sound by the magnificent
Yack Lawrence you might call him Jack and Dom Evans
packy m
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will
(00:26):
cut you off at the knees, then gift.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You a pair of easies.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
And that, my friends, is why you always always need
a buck up a.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Bit bet.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
The electric guitar, I think I'm playing it backwards, I
think so I'm left handed.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
There we go.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
I can't play the guitar.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
No one said you could.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
No, but I've always had a fantasy.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
You said that, like all these people like, it's time
that you admitted something. Brown.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Oh hell, Nate vo, it's been too long.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Lovely, lovely in lace?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Oh yes, how cute is this beautiful?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
You like tops? You've only discovered them in the last two.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Weeks because I've had none.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I know I've had not.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
You said that you admitted that you don't have on top.
Now you have top.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Now I've realized I'm also low on bottom.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Okay, do you own? Do you own anything?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Well? Because you know it's it's it's difficult also for seasons, tops,
everything there's so many clothes to put on in winter,
so many I find it dispiriting. And then if you
do what I've done, Yes, hang on, someone's watching us
in the corner.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Oh my goodness, is it?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Is it the Exorcist? No?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
No, the Oh my she is Sush French, greatest producer
in the world.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
And just on a scale of one to ten of creepiness, yeah,
ten point five.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
There we go.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Proper polter Geist, love it?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Poltergeist in golf at tire Yes.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yes, perfect. Did you play golf today? Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
It was just at the driving range?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
And how was that? You were just practicing, just practicing.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
But it's a game you play against yourself.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Did you see my dad?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Does he go the driving round?
Speaker 5 (02:32):
He's hitting balls most days of his life. Really about
really he made me do it once when I was young,
about fifteen. He made me take golf lessons down there.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I got to see you doing it. It's purely for
the fashion.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Is the golf range there down on plenty roads, still
there in thunder her thunderer, next to our playing next
to a cemetery, next to a cemetery.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Four It was a cemetary. Ten and then a mini
golf thing.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
All right?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Can I say I went to one lesson and it
hurt my finger, so I never went. I remember doing
some swing and it just hurt my pinky finger.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
All right, I'm going to make possibly the most controversial
statement that's ever been uttered on this Here we go,
and our buckwhits, our buckheads, our buccaneers, our buck knuckles
would know that we often caught controversy or it courts
us because we're truth tellers.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Get your finger near the button. I feel a cook
coming on. No cook, okay, no cook.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
I cannot think of any pastime more tedious than mini golf. Actually,
I agree with you mini golf. And do you know what,
Even when I was a child, and I was raised
at Jehovah's witness, so we had.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
No mini golf fun.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Oh like, anything that was fun ruled out.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
No birthdays, no Christmas, no Eastern no nothing silly. So
my fun threshold was very low. I could find anything fun.
Just even as a child, I didn't find minigolf fun.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
I was like, got there, Yeah, okay, I didn't know
where we were going. Yeah, yeah, thoughts you might not
have any I feel like even kids think they want
to and as someone with many nephews and nieces, I
think they get very excited by the second or third hole.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
It's game over.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
It's really all interested, and you want to do things
that make you ball, do stuff not go in the hole,
So you start hitting it in weird places. The young
boys wanted to go down the weird things, and they
throw it in other stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
It's chaos, so irritating, and those things that they put
in the way, those hazards or whatever.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
I'm not interested. Just let me hit the ball in
the hole.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
People.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
How do you think girls feel?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Is it a red flag if you're an adult, Yeah,
a fully formed adult who can vote and drive and
and legally go to venues.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Or if he takes you to that like a drinking
mini golf thing at night.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I don't know. It depends how much you like him.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
If you like him, you're like, oh my god, it's
so much fun.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
And if you don't like him, like, oh my god,
I hate Tytler. Expect it made a play a manager,
but you have the power of that.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
And then we fast forward to a couple of years
and then we have Sash who's day and night playing golf.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Now, yeah, but she only just took it up, and
it was a taste of our friendship.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Single ladies get to the driving range.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
And ones that are about to die, so you can
scoop up the.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
No, but even young men are playing golf.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Now, well, why do you think is there in a
hot titles skirt? Hole in one skirt? I got you yet?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yes, have you?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
She's down there at the driving range. And what we're
seeing just groups of men play wall to wall.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Oh, all.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
And give me a male to female ratio.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Sometimes I would be the only girl. A couple, maybe
a couple of extra girls you get out.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
On the course, or just mean and sush.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
And no wonder you love it.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Oh, that's a great tip.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Get out there girls.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I love it because you know, my girlfriend's other tip
was always dress up for bunnings. Oh, but you're more
likely because the whole point of golf is your chitty chats. Well,
because it's all mean, I.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Know, but I want to know what the limit of
dressing up. He's like, what's too bunny look?
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Nobull? Her look is Russian prostitute. That's always been our joke,
that that's her look.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
It's a good look. Yeah, what is that look? Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
She's always like got some sort of high heeled, like
full on stiletto at Bunnings when she dresses up for Bunnings. Yeah,
maybe she'd wear a high heel boot for Bunnings.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
But she's always got some sort of knitted for the scarf.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
And she's looking for a screw at Bunnings.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Of course, and you know what, you can only get
them in bulk now I can't since the Mum and
Dad hardware store was closed.
Speaker 5 (07:13):
They have I know the old you old man used
to get in the car go down to that little
hardware shop around the corner.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Holding the screw that he needed.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Yeah, and someone to get up to this one terry, Yeah,
someone to get up a ladder.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
And r movie.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
I think you're thinking of a library, a cool library
in a kid's movie, and.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
They would match it. What are you building?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
And they put it under the light to have a
good look.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I'm I'm making the wife a bird bar.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
And he's all out of him. He has to wait
a week. He's got a new he's got some more
screws coming from.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
A single screw, Whereas now this whole nation has draws
littered packets because you can't throw things out. Hey, they've
given us all depress mentality. As you know how they
used to save string, the old cocks and rubber bands,
and now.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
We're all like the trail, drowning in screws, tiny little
plastic screws and bits, little microplastic bags and old phone charges.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Those no longer.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
My twenties were filled with something very different, Kate, and
now it's tiny little screws.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Or for you it would be buttons.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
You know when they give you buttons on you, on you,
when you buy a jacket, they always put a spare button.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Guess what what Sometimes it's just still in there a
year after I've had the jacket.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Who's ever taken that out?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
No? I know? And then the one time you need it.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
So I'm just letting you know.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
If you ever see me out and about in a suit,
I guarantee you I'm packing a button.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Just had a laziness, of course.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
And if I ever see you in the inner suit,
I know that you're heading to court.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
I can't even imagine you in a suit.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
I suit up.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I saw you in a suit.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Oh there you go. That's one time. Let's start our episode. Hello,
Welcome to the buck Up.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Hello, everybody, very quick life update.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
A couple of weeks ago, I took on.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
The man right now, I'm calling this, By the way,
there's a shift in my life and I'm calling it
a P.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Now you know how you did the Jesus Before.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Jesus, I have ADAD Now I have a P.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
What that stands for, which is after pineapple.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
After pineapple.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
It is the new me because of my inspirational co host,
not only the best interviewer in the country, but.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Also a returner of unripe pineapple pineapples to the place
of purchase.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Man, it's not it got bigger, you know, a groove.
It grew to a movement taken on the man.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
So you felt inspired by that, By the way.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Drop a pin in this, Okay, yep.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I went back to the store for the first time yesterday,
and I'll tell you your picture has been taken down
you later, No, I've got I took a photo at
the front. I bought a bottle of Mandarin cheese. And
when I walked in, but I didn't recognize anybody.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
I got a parking fine. Yeah, and you know so
because at the front of my house.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
Yeah, you've got a permit.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
It wasn't they reckon it was not in the right spot.
Blah blah blah and BP before Pineapple. Yeah, I would
have just paid the fine to twenty yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I thought, no, now you're taking a.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Stand, and I contacted them, and then you guys yelled
at me because I didn't attach photos.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, you have to attach photos.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
And woke up the next day. After that day, yeah,
and I took photos and emailed again. Oh right, good, by.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
The way, permits still in the same spot?
Speaker 3 (10:51):
No, but I pretended it was, so I just moved
it around and okay, yeah, you know who.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I think they do?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
They?
Speaker 4 (10:59):
What's that called when you can look at the photo?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
And I think that'd have a photo? They said I
would not, wasn't in the same place.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Well, I have news for you. I got out of
my parking FI. I got out of the party.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
What really, less, God almighty, have.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
You ever heard of this happening? And when I emailed
that first time, there was sas, there was sas.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
But you said, you will say crawel to the crawl
book with sus.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
With Sas, there was a balance. I think you have
to I think you always have to say. And by
the way that you are haranguing rate payers like this.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
I said, I respect the rules, yes, bye bye, and
I park you every day as a concerned citizen of
this city.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Yes, however, Sasa, sas, sas, Yeah, I got off.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
What did they say in this instance?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
After plays something review it's turning were warning.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Oh my goodness, oh my, the winds.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Are so I will take a picture of the letto
and post it on our Instagram so you can see
what it looks like to win when you take on
the man in this ap life that were living in.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Love it ap the people United will never be defeated.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
I think I'm just going to hand you one hundred
and twenty bucks.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
I love it. What b back about no packing ticket? Okay,
I'm glad that you have good news because Sasha and
I had the most devastating experience together.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Minigolf last week. No so listens to the pod.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
May know that I have in my position a stunning
hand written card from Milania Trump.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
One of the coolest things I've ever seen, psychoic, credible
and cool.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
Who did which show the other day and they lost
their mind?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Was a gypsy?
Speaker 3 (13:09):
Your daughter?
Speaker 6 (13:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Lewis's girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Sorry, yep, yeah, otherwise that would be weird.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Yeah, sorry, yeah, anyway, she lost her in the league.
Mind in some states, of course, you.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Lose your mind. I lost my mind when I saw
a handwritten letter from it.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
She said, how did I not know about this? Which
I thought was a strange question, but I loved it.
Speaker 5 (13:29):
And maybe some buckheads that have jumped on this pod
don't know because we did it pretty early on.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, very early on. In fact, we'll repost it.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
But the backstories. You were sending copies of your book.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Right, So my book, my best selling memoir, chow Bella
reprinted yeah three times?
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Now, whoa, yeah, just print more each time.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I think they had no faith, mother, you know, they
had quite a bit of faith. I think they printed.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Well look at them now, anyway, they're very there's.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
No is great, and they're the people now that have
asking you for your next one.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Just don't mention that book anyway.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I love them. But they've reprinted it many times. Anyway,
So I've got some books with the og cover on them.
So now it's in a green cover. It was originally
in a red cover.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
With all the flowers on your head still on.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
The green, but just different. Color palette and smaller are smaller,
not much smaller anyway, So I said to Sash, So
we send out books just we thought of the random
most mad people that we could see in my book
to and one of them was Malania Trump.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Megan Markle was one. Never heard back, of course.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Not Oh yeah, Catherine, didn't we send it to.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Her mum, future Queen Catherine?
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Yeah, future Queen? No reply?
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Which Issy from Carol whose name?
Speaker 2 (14:51):
Middleton? No reply? Winneth, oh yeah, Gwyneth, no reply?
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
And oh thing is life ex wife Melinda Gates.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
I kind of get all them. But what's bloody miss
Middleton doing? The mum? What she got on?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Well to not reply, Well, she's very busy, the mum,
her daughter saving the Royal family based.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Visit killing off all the family members. Do you think
you know who my favorite is?
Speaker 5 (15:19):
By the way, and when we spoke to the bonus
ap that we released last week at Welb's wedding, Yes,
my favorite Royal family member is Prince Anne by several miles.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
A lot of people say that, but that's a very
gay thing to say.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
This is why I think she's on, But.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Yeah, but it's she's not a princess fantasy.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Oh do you think she's Yeah, that's what I'm getting that.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
Oh man, I think I get huge las vibes off
princess And you know.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I don't think so. I think that's just the old
school because it's British harsy types and horsey women are
often deceptive in their external presentation, that kind of they
kind of look almost it's true, like they have no vanity.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
There's a lot of crossover between horse girls and gay women.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
They present quite yes.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Correct, But the horsey girls, I don't think are I
don't think Princess Anne has I don't. I don't think
she has at least been bone in her body so
to speak. And I will say she's always you know,
they're always going for a role in the haze.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Why do Why do I like her? What are the
gay men like princes?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
She's something strong and she's very she's got a.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Look you know, you love, a look good, look hard.
She holds a secret.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
What secret?
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Millions? Oh she knows a lot, Yeah she doesn't, you know.
And also she's got that profile.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
This really random Prince Anne memory of she went on
some sport podcast last year or something and just sat
down and spoke about what football for an hour with
like this sport commentator. Princess I'm absolutely certain the boy. Yeah,
we're random, Is that right? Can you please google.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
That she married a New Zealander. She married one of
your people? She was married to a New Zealander Phillips,
Mark Phillips.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
Do you know him? That is the most boomer mom
you have ever been.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Mark Phillips.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
My mom repeats names to me, thinking I'm going to
get them.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Oh, you'll never guess who I thought today, Native.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Mark Phillips, Mark Phillip. That's watching an old movie with
my mum and watching the credits, and she's always like,
oh Lois JOURNBALLRL, city Bottom, Oh my Godner's Walder f
heaven Born, city Bottom. She says every name as though
(18:09):
it's of such significance. Okay, get prepared to apologize. I'm
going to say, captain. I'm going back to the podcast.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Oh yes, Princess Anne, What the Good, the Bad and
the Rugby co hosted by the Son and.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Tindle. Oh my goodness, there we go. Well, I wonder
what she sounds like. Did you listen to it? Just
what I had no interest in sports?
Speaker 5 (18:32):
I remember watching a clip going what series of events
on the podcast?
Speaker 3 (18:37):
And I remember what it was.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
It was son in law.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
It was the royal family in pr crisis mode to
make Egan doesn't win.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
So they got them out on.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
Podcasts because they know that's how Trump on the election.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Come on the.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Buck up, princess, and.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
You talk about horses.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
I take anything you want, busy, do you know what.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
I?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
Prince Andrew on the buck up?
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Doesn't he ever talk? Why is he never of the
other one? Your things?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Andrew sweet? Not him?
Speaker 3 (19:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yeah, pizza coat one hundred percent to have him on there.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Who's the other one?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Edward forgotten one?
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Why is he never out?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
No, Sophie? Yeah that whatever?
Speaker 3 (19:26):
Who is he?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, he's one of the brothers.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
And what's his kids? Who are they? Who are they
in the scheme of things? They do?
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Whatever?
Speaker 4 (19:36):
I can't even go back to Mark Phillips, Captain Mark.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Phillips, British Equestrian. Oh oh, that's devastating. Hang on, okay,
Google a New Zealander. Google who was her New Zealand
husband or maybe she met him in New Zealand. New
Zealand had something to do with it, because he met
her on the North Island and ended up at the
(19:59):
South Island. If you know what I mean, Yeah, I
certainly do. Nothing's coming up.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Oh no, I know what it was.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
God, Hey, the men are having trouble. I know it
was he had an illegitimate child in New Zealand. Google, Google.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Is really having to sung for a supper today.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
While she how do we get here? What were Royal.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Book sending books out? Singing the books?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Okay, very good, such Carol Middleton that's right, Yeah, what
she busy with?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
That's right? Okay, not.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Over yeah yeah right, yeah anyway, Also, Princess Anna is
not not change her hairstyle, yes, for her entire life
type bun amazing, but also tease backcome it anyway, where
was I? Oh? Yeah, sending out books? So I said
(21:05):
to Sash, Well, she's got a little gap in her resume,
and so do I. Let's get together, hang out, have
a sauna and mail out some books, get a job,
just a rare day off. Very hard for us to
(21:28):
think upo our calendars, but we did so in the
meantime because, as you know, we are beset by and
encourage each other's madness, So we kind of look for names.
We can say to each other, that's going to make
us laugh. For the book recipient to send, who can
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we send them to? That's properly And some might say unhinged.
I say, judge, not lest you be judged.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Beautiful stuff.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
If you don't understand that you anyway, So we wanted
to send. So we had five books that were saying,
oh no. We seen out quite a few, some Australian ones,
and we had some overseas ones. Now the overseas ones
are always more complicated because they involve actually going into
the post office. But this one we didn't realize how
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difficult it was going to be. Apparently in through my
head in this country, huh, in this nanny state, have
a country.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Yeah, he's sending a book, mate.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Yeah, sending a book.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
I thought Victoria would have loved that.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Not allowed to send a book to Vladimir person, not
allowed to send a book to Russia.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Russia.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Russia generally not allowed to send a book.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Russia's in boxes full.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Russia is not allowed the Russian people. Who's fault?
Speaker 3 (23:04):
It is not.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
That you are not allowed to receive books. So first
of all, we go, we're already in a high state
by the time, we've done all that, we've thought of
the mad list, So I just googled the addresses. Hey,
who else was on your list?
Speaker 4 (23:22):
Hillary Clinton?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
She's got nothing else on I can't remember anyway, saw
some footage.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
I saw some footage of Hillary Clinton the other day.
Think he's on the jabs. She's looking all right, pretty refreshed.
So how do you know you can't send a letter
to Russia?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Okay, I'll tell you what happened. So we get to
the post office and you know they've closed one out
of two post office, so you're all being grawled into one.
By the way, there have never been more parcels delivered
in this country. So I don't know what problems Australia
Post has. I find them amazing.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
This is a cook Oh no, we swung around there.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
I love Australia Post.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Wow, came out good there, I found them. No one
saw that coming. That was a real plot twist.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
How can you not love Australia Post when literally you
can live in the top end of this great land
you can send a letter to Tasmania. The Apple I'll
not even connected to Australia, and in fact forgotten in
the map they made of the Commonwealth Games in Brisbane
nineteen eighty four eighty eight.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Are you.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
What has happened?
Speaker 5 (24:34):
If? Do you want to scan a train timetable? Captain autism?
What is going on tonight?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
You know?
Speaker 5 (24:43):
This reminds me of when I finally snap out of
the zones. I get in and I have one hundred
and fifty tabs open on my heat That's what I've
got doing no work. I'm going from one to the other.
Speaker 4 (24:55):
That's your brain color sashould I sweak from the bottle?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
You won't have I would say, I don't think you
need to sick.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
And I'll anyway. So we go to the back and
we've got so many we also have to bag them
up at the post office.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
And then we have to write all the addresses, so
it takes quite a while. And then we shuffle our
way to the front of the queue. And then a
girl sees, I'm not going to do the accent.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
Good, but I think you can imagine. Tell your story.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
I think you can.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
I want you to imagine the accent, tell your story.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
I want you to imagine your life.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
My mother people's race has nothing to do with the story. Ever,
It never does's.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
No cultural differences between people.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
What else doesn't matter someone's blood pressure or like what
their daughter is suffering from it at school at the moment,
in the middle of a story.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Anyway, go on, you say, race doesn't matter. But why
do you think people travel?
Speaker 4 (26:00):
God for different cultural experiences?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
People are so different. I'm not on board.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
Race doesn't matter. You did a story about you at
the post office?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Hurry up?
Speaker 2 (26:19):
How did we go from that?
Speaker 3 (26:21):
People travel? What a ridiculous things?
Speaker 2 (26:24):
All right, so we line up. We've already done half
an hour just in the post office with getting the envelopes,
putting the books inside, making sure all the things, getting
the right addresses, filling them out with a biro.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
People know, No, it's a lot.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
It's what I'm saying is there's been some labor.
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Yeah, not shadow, No shadows are coming okay.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
In fact, the shadow of shadow labor.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Is looming over us like a high rise on on
Service Paradise Main Beach. That's it.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
No, now is it all day?
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Because they're built on the dunes. No good will come
of it.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
But anyway, anyway, so we get to the counter and
this girl says, hello, where would you like to send
your parcels HM. And we say we present the first one,
and she goes, we have to put it on the scales.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
And then she goes, oh, no, is this accent alright?
Speaker 3 (27:33):
It sounds like I'm in a Harry Potters.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
She goes, don't know, you have to fill out a
customs form to mail the book. And we're like what,
She goes, you have to.
Speaker 4 (27:42):
Do it online? What you're standing right there?
Speaker 3 (27:46):
For all countries or just Russia?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Okay, as we found out all countries. But at this
point we started with Vladimir. We thought we'll start at
the stop big yeah, and we never we knew we're
not going to hear back from him whatever, but we thought,
you just.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Get that's a quitter's attitude.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
That's living in an ap world anyway.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
So Sensar, she snatches my phone off me, getting frustrated
with my trying to fill out the customs form online,
even her it took her twelve minutes to fill it out.
Then we fill out the customs when we've got to
scan a QR code. Meanwhile she's just standing there behind
the counter twiddling a thumb.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
There's a q growing behind.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
People behind me.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
Live there's another woman's set out we're not relinquishing a spot.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
On behalf of everybody in the post office that day
in that moment, get out of the godd.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
So how interesting, like my husband, you're not on our side.
So then we present the parcel. The customs form has
been filled out, the q R cade has been scanned,
it goes back on the scales, and then she sees, oh, no,
you're not allowed to send this book. You've got to
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type what sort of book it is? Is a drop
down box coloring book, history book, philosophy book. So we
keep trying everyone and we're just denied, deny, deny.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
What is at the end a memoir or just a nonfiction?
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Just a book? And then she said, you're not allowed
to send a parcel to Russia? What's the play a
sound effect for that?
Speaker 3 (29:34):
And we would have a question what if they weren't
at war currently?
Speaker 5 (29:39):
It's obviously to do it always no, no, it's a
war thing, honor. If you can send otherwise, how would
people have been sending them bloodging?
Speaker 3 (29:46):
How can you send them? Can you send any can
you send it another country that's at war currently? Maybe
try that next time and go to their post office.
I feel do we have any buckheads in Russia when
you look at the.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
Little Worldmark Bizarh.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Anyway, we were just so we are talking half an
hour of our intense shadow labor by that stage.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
And then she I said, what about these other ones?
Speaker 2 (30:07):
One was going to Italy, to Georgia Maloney, the Prime
Minister of Italy. One was going to England, one was
going JK. Rowley.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
The rules trend going on with these books?
Speaker 2 (30:18):
What's the trend?
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Carry on?
Speaker 2 (30:21):
Influence your people, Laurence Sanchez Bezels. Yeah, Laurence Sanchez Bezels,
do you see it? You see a trend.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
I think the project needs to come back, so you
have somewhere to put this energy.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Anyway, so we went home. We had to do the customs.
Luckily Lewis had made us lunch. Studying lunch.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
He made us a Russian soup.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Pork barbecue chassu pork and rice. It was stunning. And
then we filled out the forms. They still took half
an hour to fill out. And this is my final
note to you. What is going on in this country? Tree?
Speaker 3 (31:00):
She said, this country that's a cook automatically.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
Yeah, that's the old fashioned voice.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Remember, uh huh, sash go on, what is going on
in this country? And also there needs to meet a
minister of common sense.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Gone, there needs to be minister for common.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Said, yeah, it's perfect. It gets how much it costs
to mail four books overseas eighty five dollars one hundred
and eighty two dollars. And we didn't even take the
primo explain the old fashioned thing and you make up.
But what it's the living the cost of living crisis. No,
(31:42):
it's no bad.
Speaker 5 (31:43):
Oh well, actually to swing the shadow labor around. Yes,
I still haven't spoken about the opposite of shadow labor.
What is the opposite of shadow labor?
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Labor?
Speaker 5 (31:53):
No, as in it's so it's not even labor, like
they're taking the labor out of everyone, including us. The
it's AI, it's gonna steal my job. A few weeks ago,
when we were at road Labor Arena, different nights for
the lame is arena.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Music so great, great? Did you go to the bar?
Did you go to the bar?
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Yes, and we got something to eat.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
But in the little bar before we came in, are
you ready what? There's no people. But it gets worse,
it gets weirder. You go to the turnstile and you
scan your card to gett F post card. I walk
in and I was like what, and some random man
had to just tell me like, go with it. I
(32:44):
just went up to the fridge and grabbed a drink.
Then I went over to the thing and grabbed chippies
and then chippies.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
I think I got played. No, these this is cheddar.
Chip is a new brand.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
I love.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
I don't see tyrols.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
Yes, the chair on a very good, amazing chip.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
And then Cody text and says like get a choky,
and so then I also grab a.
Speaker 5 (33:08):
Choky and then you just walk out and knows and
it just knew exactly what I got. You don't have
to hold them up, you don't have to scan them,
You just grab and walk out and then they just
charge my card the perfect amount.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
And there was like five lanes of turnstiles of people
doing it.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
That's jobs for everyone's kids.
Speaker 6 (33:32):
How do they how do they know?
Speaker 2 (33:33):
It's like when you drive into a car park now
car parks we know, but where you drive out and
they just know that you've driven out and they charge
your car.
Speaker 3 (33:45):
Your car's gone. Yeah, okay, it's like that.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
No one was so that's we sit here on the
buck up and we bang on about shadow labor. Well,
this one took all labor out and we're still not happy.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
No, no happy. We want someone to do someone who's paid.
Have you forgotten?
Speaker 3 (34:04):
You want some thirteen year olds.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Who's paid to do a job to do the job.
Do the job, just like we do our jobs. That's
what we want.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
We don't want robots doing jobs.
Speaker 3 (34:15):
Robot I was the robot.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
No, there was a robot involved somewhere scanning something somewhere.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Or was it watching my hands? My arm?
Speaker 5 (34:23):
I must have a thing on the bar code? How
do you think this is the craziest part when bar
codes going on? This is the craziest part. You don't
walk out in the order that you walked in, So
how do they know what card is?
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Me?
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Oh? How do they know it was my car? That
you're not in a line?
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Everyone was just going out willy nilly because I've turnstart
really nilly.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
And it's still new freaky anyway, rush up, pull.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
Your freaky Okay, I'm trying to think how a buckwhet
will tell us how.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
The hell that worked.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
By the way, yes, how's my skin looking?
Speaker 3 (35:04):
Let's talk about the we the we on the skin.
Speaker 5 (35:09):
My buckhead. Co host Kate started putting piece on her face. MM,
how is it going?
Speaker 2 (35:17):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (35:17):
By the way, all right, how do you get it there?
Okay't confused.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
I'm still confused. So really I haven't applied it as
often as I would like to. I have, as you know,
I said to you have trouble from the source to
the visage. How that happened?
Speaker 5 (35:35):
Because you have to put it on your face as
the last thing, because you've got to leave it on there.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
That's right, and it's but I can report these literally
there is no odor.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Okay, go you yeah, no, no, that's.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
What he said. John o Watto said, there's no odor.
I don't know why, but I have. I wouldn't recommend
throwing your cotton wall buds in the bath room waste
paper bean, Okay, I'm just sharing.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
But that's so nice.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
I did.
Speaker 3 (36:11):
Using the cotton balls.
Speaker 4 (36:13):
Well that's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
I squashed diright Now I'm not because otherwise how am
I going to dispose of cotton balls? And where can
I throw them? I don't even want to throw them
in the rubbish. I'm going to be like people who
run around to other people's rubbish bins with my bag.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
Of god bit scats cotten ball.
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yeah, and also don't want my husband to see me
tiptoeing downstairs. Why not?
Speaker 3 (36:34):
Your skin looks great?
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
I don't think I don't like cotton balls for any
I don't trust in them because I want you know,
me and my skin. I do lots of things. Well,
would I want to waste product getting soaked up in
that thing?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Just use your fingers, well, the product and put plenty
of There's plenty of it, renewable resource. So here's the thing.
So then I was like, what else can I I use? Can?
I don't want to use toilet paper because toilet paper
is so bleached? Well, what can I do?
Speaker 3 (37:07):
Hand? Every product I use on my face I use
just directly from my fingers.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Well, how am I getting?
Speaker 3 (37:14):
We told you so, I tried.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
I've actually tried to go straight from hand to face.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Uh huh straight.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
I don't like it. I'm not on board.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
Warm yeah, warm, warm.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Yeah, of course warm. And guess what body temperature?
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Well there we go. Totally odorless checks out.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
And I think it's quite good, although I've done it
probably four times. Okay, when I did see the girl
who does my nails today. She said to me, wats
that smell? No, she said, because she was doing my eyebrows.
She said, your skin's very dry, and I said, yes,
(38:02):
it is very dry. They're just six's supposed to the
most moisturizing thing in the world.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
Well, this is where I'm confused or two things. By
the way, as the skin expert, you do look glowing,
and your brows look great.
Speaker 3 (38:16):
You're in your laced top. You're looking good mate.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
But the skinned can you see any Do you.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
Have other stuff on it? No, there's nothing but piss,
no makeup.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Uh, it may be a tinted moisture, tint moist Yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
For a skin product to work, people get very impatient
when they introduce a new skin product. You have to
wait minimum twelve weeks twelve week twelve And that's with
stuff that you get at the chemist.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
You're in on my face.
Speaker 5 (38:47):
It takes about twelve to sixteen weeks for a product
to work.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
No, I don't believe in that.
Speaker 3 (38:52):
Well it does, and then I know.
Speaker 4 (38:54):
And also I'm not arguing with the truth of what
you say.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
When you introduce a new ingredient like a retinol.
Speaker 5 (38:59):
Orman, you piss skin will often go through what they call.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
When you break out. There's a word people use online
about it. That word. Maybe you're going to have to.
Speaker 5 (39:12):
Have a few achors first, because it's your skin rejuvenating.
Speaker 4 (39:16):
Do you think that's where the dryness came from.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
It's getting rid of the top layer. It doesn't work.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Ready, just from four applications, how good and underneath when
that's gone. Well, he did say that's the most moisturizing
purge that someone's here a perch, someone here has seed.
A buckwhit fi owner has seed. By the way, Nate,
(39:41):
the p word is not okay piss no peace okay,
of course is fine. I feel your past I put
forth on my face yea, And you look radiant, all right?
Speaker 4 (39:59):
Duel eat Davis, thank you, Julie.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
My nonna one of your people used to dab my
niece's wet cloth nappy onto her face because she swore
it was good for her skin.
Speaker 3 (40:16):
Oh, I don't know how I feel about that.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
It's her nonna.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
I feel weird about sharing a cup with someone or
a spoon.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
It's not for you, but that's what she used to do.
And also baby wee is like angel drops baby weed.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Lonas often have very nice skin.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Okay, so I'm going to proceed.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
So I'm giving a week.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
We need a close up of my face.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
Okay, we'll get in there, not too close, zoom in.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
But there's some crunchiness that I'm using as my personal
what do you call that litmus test? No, my touchstone, yeah, benchmark,
personal benchmark. Right, and when if that goes, I'll be
so on board. I've just got to master the splashing
adation process, Sasha with that, No, no, I'm not expecting
(41:12):
you to help. Would you ever join me in this regimen?
You'll try it maybe while your boyfriend's away. I do
it from now till the end of the week, all right,
and we'll both do it first thing in the morning especially,
and then tell me what you think, because you don't
have problems while he's away with the disposal of the
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cotton bark.
Speaker 5 (41:34):
We should also, you know, you know, it's an invite
out to all Bukes to join us on this we.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
Journey us because also people have My grand used to
tell us to we on our feet when we had
chill blain say massage, mind you she said. My grand
also used to eat the parson's nose, so it's not
no wonder. I gag at the word piece and Peter
(42:00):
Alan lewis my beloved husband who I had a romantic
outing with. Oh yes, he also eats the parson snows.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
I don't know what that? What are you talking about it?
Speaker 2 (42:12):
It's the point, you know, when you get a chicken,
the bum of the chicken, and you know how it's
got a little triangular, little little nub. Okay, he eats
that and inside This is what I find repulsive.
Speaker 3 (42:26):
I think I'm already there.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
You eat it.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
No, you don't have to add anything else to this story.
Speaker 2 (42:30):
Also because it's just a fatty thing with a little
bone in it. But it also has two glands in it.
It's got too glads hungry? Is Pete? Well he doesn't,
So when I give it to him, off and I'll
take the glands out. I guess you taught me that
who my mother and Langbrook get thet But.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
He never eats that port of the chicken.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
It's got glands in it. Let me show you. In
the same breath as she tells me that her and
her brother George, when they were growing up in Brooklyn
used to fight over who would get to eat the
fish eye column a Columbie anyway, always remove the little
(43:11):
glance like too tiny, like my nails they like that
about that size like that on either side of that anyway,
Just telling you because you might be partial to eating
a chicken spottom, I'm not what bit of the chicken
are you? White meat.
Speaker 3 (43:30):
Eating chicken, just regular chickens or thigh all of it.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
If you're gonna buy a packet of chicken.
Speaker 5 (43:37):
Oh well, depends on I'm making all different chickens for
different Tell me what you'll make. What you mean getting
tenderloins if I'm doing a grill breast, if you're going
to make it to put into something else, something else, Hey, buckheads.
Speaker 3 (43:53):
Kate lame Brook is obsessed with what I eat and
what I do.
Speaker 5 (43:57):
The other day into She's like, what do you guys eat?
Speaker 3 (44:01):
And I said, I think I got like a pie
from one of those like those you know, you go,
you go, how intriguing? Not really, it was.
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Just a pie. I am very interesting because you're almost
like one of those people that if you're not actually
in the room with me, you could well not exist,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (44:25):
You just a buddy. But I said to a friend once,
what do you have for lunch? Right? Yes, crumbled.
Speaker 5 (44:33):
I don't know how it's the intimacy of the question,
like it's just lunch. But I don't know what do
I ask different things all the time, but yeah, asking
so what they have for lunch? Is this weirdly like
personal call?
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (44:47):
Did you have today?
Speaker 3 (44:49):
What I have for lunch?
Speaker 2 (44:51):
What did you have such for lunch?
Speaker 4 (44:54):
I had a chicken and pisto toasty teacher?
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Did you make it yourself? Got it from a cafe?
Speaker 3 (45:00):
I had a very lady lunch. I had chicken and
rice that you made at home? Well, yeah, the chicken
was already made and I did. I did a.
Speaker 5 (45:06):
Microwave, right, so the meat was the chicken? What mean
that was the tenderloin one?
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Okay, good, let's move on.
Speaker 3 (45:15):
Geez, cut that bit out. I like it, do you?
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (45:19):
You reckon?
Speaker 5 (45:19):
People are going, I'm happy that I heard you guys
talk about what chicken you buy.
Speaker 4 (45:23):
Here's the thing. What's the thing, Nate yepvalva Okay.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
The podcast is not predicated on what we imagine that
people will like.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
That's obvious.
Speaker 2 (45:33):
We come with our made back guarantee, which is.
Speaker 3 (45:39):
You believe the.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Pod feeling better than we did at the start of it,
and we traverse each other's lives, share things with us,
and we share things with them.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
Please dm us what did you have for lunch? People
do a whole special on it. Am I doing this?
Speaker 5 (46:03):
It's a text from Oh my goodness, this is from Jane.
Speaker 4 (46:09):
Oh hello Jane.
Speaker 3 (46:10):
Okay, Jane, what did you have for lunch today? Jane?
Speaker 2 (46:14):
Okay? Don't like passive aggressive once again?
Speaker 5 (46:18):
And you know, as I say to Cody all the time,
I am not passive aggressive. I'm just aggressive.
Speaker 2 (46:22):
I can't So there's no remind you though you're in
the tent pissing in on your you're pissing in. You
know what, if you're inside the tent, pisce out. If
you're outside the tent, you can piss in. Yeah, inside
the tent with all of us. We're all here together.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
Beautiful stuff.
Speaker 2 (46:43):
I love it. This. Co're so good.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
Why are they writing a self help book?
Speaker 3 (46:49):
I can call it piss outside the tent. Yes, that's
a great name. Pee. All those self help books are
spoken about it before.
Speaker 5 (46:56):
But be a title now, so your book would be
called Hey, head.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
It was outside thead.
Speaker 2 (47:03):
And everyone like when people were like reading getting those
books go to sleep for the kids.
Speaker 4 (47:10):
I was like, which, by the way, I think the
first time I saw.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
It, I was, but it's not nice for children's naughty,
not even naughty, just not nice.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
That little game backfire the other day?
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Which one?
Speaker 5 (47:25):
A little game I played with my nieces and nephews.
Is my favorite game is I allow them to say
one root swear word into my ear.
Speaker 3 (47:33):
Very quiet once?
Speaker 2 (47:34):
Oh no?
Speaker 5 (47:35):
When I see them top shirt and I was like,
this would be cute and fine, all having a good
time and laughing.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
And then one of them dropped a word. I was like,
you are never playing this game?
Speaker 4 (47:45):
Was it that word? Text from No did you tell
the parents of.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
One? Grade two?
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Oh? My goodness?
Speaker 3 (47:56):
Text from mom Jane Love Jane.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
Text from are we there already?
Speaker 3 (48:01):
Yeah? What do you mean already? I'm exhausted.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
I'm just beginning.
Speaker 3 (48:07):
I've all bigger.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
No one knows the next word?
Speaker 3 (48:13):
So many songs I just know that bit too.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Do you know what I often think about it? All right,
here's a glimpse I think about you know how in
war times there's always been songs that people would sing
like you always see the English the old cocks hang out,
the washing on the chic freedline or whatever else, singing
my boys, yeah on the line.
Speaker 4 (48:35):
Exactly right.
Speaker 2 (48:36):
I literally think I couldn't have one song that I
could sing along with anybody. What would we be doing?
The cart along the hill? I was driving down talking about, well,
what song could we all sing together as a nation
that would unite us?
Speaker 5 (48:53):
Ed Sheeran, you're the voice, John Farnham, I don't know
the words to that Australia.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
I know the chorus, all the words to it. I reckon,
I don't know the words to you any song the
way through it.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
You would know you're the voice. I'll start and you
go on. Here we go. We have.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
The chance to something between Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (49:17):
The pages over, page, turn the pages over.
Speaker 5 (49:20):
We can write, write what we want to write. We're
going to make ends meet before we kill each other.
We don't.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
And then the only song that I would have would
be like, can you imagine Australians at war all singing
the song adel Vicerous out of music like that's all
I've got.
Speaker 3 (49:39):
That's your only song?
Speaker 2 (49:41):
Probably proceed Jane, where is she from?
Speaker 4 (49:44):
Did she say no, She's from the buck Up.
Speaker 5 (49:47):
She's also changed a name for privacy reasons.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
Very good. I feel a good one coming.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
On, so do I.
Speaker 5 (49:52):
When someone writes that, you know it's a good one.
I'm going to get my mum voice, my mom's own.
Here we go, Hi Love. Brian Kelly died last night
lung cancer. I just thought I would let you know
minus two at eight thirty this morning, Hope, New South Wales,
Wednesdanight Xx's.
Speaker 3 (50:11):
Hownoy do it?
Speaker 2 (50:12):
The mental pivoty someone's.
Speaker 3 (50:16):
Cancer. It was cold this morning.
Speaker 2 (50:19):
Sports to tie it all up?
Speaker 3 (50:22):
That was a That was a twist at the end,
wasn't it.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Maybe she's hoping for Jane. I love it. Oh, I
love Jane's mom. Ryan Kelly, Ryan Kelly rip one less
buck Week. The buck Up podcast is hosted by me
Kate lane Brook and him Nath Valvo. It's produced by
(50:48):
the brilliant Sasha French. Audio and sound by the magnificent
Yack Lawrence you might call him Jack and Dom Evans
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