June 9, 2025 • 38 mins
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- Who uses a maxi taxi?
- Things that embarrass you
- Text from mum
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@nathvalvo
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
All right, we have to do our part.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Imagine if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Check.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
The world you see is a place of paradox beauty
and cruelty. It will cut you off at the knees,
then gift.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
You a pair of easies. And that, my friends, this
is why you always always me about Baker about a bat,
a bite about a bat about This is what always happens.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Caitline Brook.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
We are here but a live bucker. Okay, Well you
know that's funny because this morning after yoga, I was
going to stop on Root Valveo and pick you up
a bottle of mandarin juice, but I was too frightened
(01:17):
to go into the shot.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I got you a present, did you ready get me?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It can't be a better present than this. And you
can't even give me the rough end of the pineapple.
Because the rough end is gone. You will never ripen.
He's a he dog. Hello, she dogs and he dogs
and they dogs and z dogs. You know what side
(01:45):
of town we're on?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah? Who's Who's on the book? The tickets in record
time for this first show. Who's the book is Hello. Hello, Hello,
all right.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I disagree. We all always respect the organ guy, Yes,
we do always.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yes, thank you your own thoughts.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yes, because I am never the organizer, and in fact,
our organizer.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Came to see it.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Look, we've got to say hello, I'm sorry. What's her name?
What's it?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
The little one, the New Zealand one, Sasha French, Hey, Sasha,
I got to tell you last night I was at
a social event.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
That's why I left the house on a Saturday, thank
you by ambulance, and I met I met some buckheads
and there was this like fifteen minute conversation between the
five of them about what they think you look like.
It was a very weird conversation. That black hair, this
that for seven So I think, I think, Sa, you
(02:53):
just need to come up here and take you about
so everyone can finally have a have a look a
look at you.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Thanks enough, that's enough, Get off, Get off. By the way,
we've got a couple of special guests here today.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Should we tell them now and then they come out later?
Should we tell them?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
You may as well tell them because you don't want
them to be disappointed. It's Kylie and Daddy. I don't
know what you think happens with the buck up, but
it ain't them. But it's very.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Closely, very close to the minogues, very close.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
One of them is known as the Dabbler. The Dabbler
Valvo's husband couldn't.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Even be bothered turning up.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
To our last show. He didn't have a cutout and
you know what the cutout better personality just saying oh.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
And also the newest teacher in town, the Hood.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Professor Pete Alan Lewis Karl Lewis are very.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh man, that's cool. It was surrounded by buckheads. How
does that make you feel?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Some of them are buckwhits, some of them are buccaneers heads, buckstickles.
I've got my heat dog tea on, I've got my
sheet dog tea on. Say Sash is correct?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Do you remember last week when I said that I
don't dream?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yes, and in fact I subjected you to hearing your
tell you about a dream and you're a cruise ship.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
On a cruise ship. Yeah, And he fondled you and
said whoopy, you can't know. He gave me a whoopye up,
but he gave me a leger and said whoopy yes,
and then you got up.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I think about him all the time, because you know
who I think about that, I'm barely allowed to mention.
Can I just have it? Can I just just buy
a sound of Do people think about Megan Markle a lot? Yeah? No,
you're shaking your head, but you said yes.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Every Kate walks in with like seven things to talk about,
which is amazing, and six of them are Megan every week.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
And this just goes to show what a disappointment you
are as a because her name is not Megan, it's Megan.
I'm so sorry, and Sasha and I very much. She's
you know, people like saying it's my Roman Empire. She's
my fricking Roman Empire. I love her, I know.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
So I don't dream. No, so if it's sad or not.
But I had a dream last night because I think
I often get anxious about a gig, so I dreamt
about this.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
But you have gigs all the time. What that doesn't even?
Are you drunk? No?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I want to tell you what the dream was. The
dream was you didn't rock up and then Pete.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Oh my Peter said you were asleep. Hang on, that
actually happened. Call it.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
A little while ago, cal Sage had said that you
were sleeping and all the line of people at the
front and the panic dream about a gig and then
I woke up. But that's it. I had a dream.
Well last week I told you didn't have a dream,
and then you said you bullied me for not having
a dream, and then you said, have.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
A dream, and I did you know what that sound was? Thud?
You lifted and we expected it explosive diabetes or something
to happen.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
And the second thing I wanted to tell you about
is I don't know if you follow the Instagram, but
one of the most embarrassing things in the world happened
to me this week. It happened to you first, and
it happened to me.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Oh why did they do it too?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I'm Maxi taxi and I was the only one that
needed the taxi And it gets so much worse. Firstly,
he knocked on the door.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Also, the ramp was there. Sent me a picture of it,
which by the way, was only like two hours after
I had sent him a picture of me getting picked
up into me taxi, but the ramp was down.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Them, so he knocked on the door. I think he
obviously thought I was whatever you needed.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
The kindness of taking their head.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
They're like, well, who else is pre booking cabs that
aren't Uber? And we only did it because the people
that they gave us cab chat cha. That's the only
reason I was doing it. And so he knocked on
the door and when I answered it, he was as
shocked as I was, and he was, oh, sorry, wasn't
I know it's me I needed. And then he said, oh,
(07:57):
you don't have to use the ramp. Thank you for that,
this bright yellow ramp was.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yes, it was very constructive. Safety. Oh yes, I can
see you know, we're very health and safety conscious.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
And then so I jumped over the ramp, very fit.
And then god, it's a lonely ride and it's terrible
to tiny and it's echoing, and I just had my
little backpen.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Well it's kind of cold, you know what it's like.
You're in the back of the Divvy van's very reminiscent
of that. And the only company I had was my
carry on luggage rolling around, latching back and forth. And
so I want to dosey dough.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
And I was really embarrassed pulling up to the lights.
Every time we put up to the lights next to people,
I was doing this'. Yes, it's just me in this
whole van, so I get it.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
So I'm very glad you're here, and I'm glad you
know what I think about how nice taxi drivers are.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Now.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I know they're forced to be because they've got competition,
but when you see them, they're the ones who are
going to get the aged, scrape up bits of them
and pile them into the back of the taxi, take
them where they're going with kindness, croche them back together
into shape when they deposit them at their destination. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
You know, things happen, and another really embarrassing thing. So
we've gone through on our pod the most embarrassing things
in the world, but you don't know why they're embarrassing,
like having a suitcase not at the airport.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Yes, we spoke about that.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Walking down a street. Yes, with a thing on wheels
is humiliating, Marxi taxi. Oh I was building, But yeah,
go on, go by all means go on.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, go on. I hope it's as good as the dream.
I can't wait. You know what the irony is. Your
dream is going to stop us sleeping tonight. We're just
going to be go on, No, I tell you how
we spoke to Hughsey about the fact that he'd forgotten
(10:03):
his hand luggage at the airport. So because he's been
self medicating, he's diagnosed himself with ADHG, he's taking meds.
How would you describe his use of me.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I'm an addict.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Like most addicts, they rely on us, the semi functional,
to lift them up. So then I got a message
from him saying I've left my hand luggage at Sydney Airport.
I just got to Melbourne, stepped off the plane and went,
oh where is it? I left it in the lounge.
Can you pick it up when you go to Sydney.
So that's what I did.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Oh yeah, he sent me a pick I wield.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
It and then I delivered it to his house yesterday,
like I'm door dash jesuits also a good person.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Did he tip your No, he wasn't home.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I saw his son, Rafi's very tall, fifteen, he's six
foot seven. Who's the father. It's always to blot out
the pain addicts, so that I wanted to add to
(11:18):
our embarrassing for some reason, but.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
You don't know why.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Oh yes, yes, he's getting a passport photost office two
weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I've never been to nervous. I was nervous and they
pulled down that thing.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Yeah and everyone is yeah, yeah, and also humiliating. Okay,
so you know, some people believe I'm a bit of
a cooker. But I think if you just question, Oh,
I think if you just question some of the stuff,
some of the performative bullshit they make us go through, right,
(11:52):
you just go that's ridiculous. For instance, Sunday roast going
on here, But for instance, Valvo, you don't agree with passports?
Speaker 4 (12:01):
No, why are you not.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Allowed to smile? Ah, you can't smile.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
But if you've see in your face when you get
off a long haul flight, you look like you look,
so you're pissed. Your passport picture has to match what
you look like after eighteen hours. I know you don't
wire economy, but the rest of us back with your luggage.
It's not good. Who looks good at an airport.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I just think it's a really strange thing because you
know that if you were, for instance, a terrorist and
you were about to get on the plane, you'd be
grinning ear to ear. That's how they've got to be
able to spot them, hiding in plane.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Sight and the photo is ten years.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
It's too mature for children. You can have a baby
photo and they can use that until they're five. Very strange,
don't you think, the littlest terrorrist. So I just have
(13:07):
to share with you a dilemma. I didn't consider it
a dilemma. I think initially maybe I did, but then
I rationalized it to myself very quickly, as we do.
That's how we survive in this life, right if we
were just if we had to question everything. Yeah, okay,
So my girlfriend Carla, she's got a great mom and dad.
(13:28):
They're like great Aussies. They played tennis, they live in
a retirement village. They're just salt of the earth people.
They volunteer, they do good for other people. And so
Carla's mom, Gay, who I once told you about because
she always had to grow up with her mum saying Hi,
I'm gay. And one I think I've told you this
(13:52):
that one year Gay decided she was sick of having
to say to people, high, I'm gay, and yes. Wow.
What she decided she would change her name to was
so insane that the family all just went no. She said,
I'm not going to be called gay any longer. From
(14:15):
now on, you can call me Gay Adele.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
So gay Adele.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Right, Yes, she wanted a.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Gay correct, the nickname is gay, yes, correct. I didn't
want to be called gay anymore in uten so I
fingered a girl.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Oh my goodness, she's here.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Her name is Adele. She's gay now.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Anyway. So Gay does this thing every year where she organizes,
you know, the biggest morning tea or the longest morning
tea or the greatest morning tea or whatever. It raises
money for breast cancer. Biggest morning tea, not four breast cans,
anti breastcans.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Get the terminology right. Anyway, And so it's a big deal,
Like two hundred people turn up. It's a lot of
gray hair, right, the pillars of the community. And she
needed stuff for the raffle. So Carla came over to
my house and got some stuff that I've been seen,
some perfumes and candles and blah blah blah. No I
(15:24):
made a donation. I'm saying this in light of what's
to come.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
You really make a donation, Yeah, I did, because I didn't.
They were given to you for free.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Well, there's lots of rich people that hang on to
stuff mate, look at Gina ryan Hart. She could be sharing.
So I said to Carla, I'll come out with you
to your mum's morning tea. I love that. I think
that's beautiful. So I went out with her and on
the way, Sasha, what did you say when Carla told
(15:56):
you this? This is I got dobbed in, by the way,
we were.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Talking about you, hond your back. Obviously, this conversation was
this is.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
What friends do. By the way, don't ever think your
friends don't talk about you.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
They do.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Well, You're so fascinating. Why wouldn't they come on?
Speaker 5 (16:08):
And Carla was telling me about the day, and then
she said you had to go by her parents' house
to get some tupperware, and straight away I knew what
you'd done.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
All right. The thing is at this greatest morning tea
with gay Adel with gay formerly never gay Adel.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Waiting back to gay.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, she just you know, the family wouldn't let her
change it. The family were just like, no, okay, so
these you're talking about guys.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I'm gay Adale. Now no you're not.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
No, no, no, So now she's just gay. I know
gay's become complicated in this modern world, but not with
gay O'Brien very straightforward anyway. So these are two hundred,
I'm going to say, of the greatest cooks in the nation.
These are old women. They've been baking, some of them
(17:09):
for seventy years.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
As if I was going to turn up to that
without a take home tappaway container anyway, So we stopped
by home, her mom's place first.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
And I got two containers. There's six of us at home.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
But the problem for the home of containers.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
I was pretending that I was going to take away, huh.
But what happened was the containers that I selected from
her mother's vast array of takeaway containers or really fresh
and clean, they were too big to fit in my bag,
so I had to put them under the table and
every those oldies they missed nothing. It's like a Center
(17:52):
Link payment. They were fully on to me. Anyway, I
loaded myself up, I took it home to my family,
my children, and we all enjoyed it enormously. And I
don't have a problem with it.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
SASA did pay for anything.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I made a donation, uh huh by time, No, I didn't.
I made a generous donation to the Raffle ladies.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Gave them oh, you gave them cash. Yeah, you had cash.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Yeah, I've always got cash. I get it from my husband.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
What does he have cash as a teacher. Something's not
right here, something smiles off here.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Anyway, Yes, I've been judged by I've been judged for that.
But you paid for it. You don't really pay, but
you should have seen. I had a system worked out
for the table, and I would I went, I said
to one of the other ladies there, I said, everyone's
going to come this way. The keys to go behind
the table. I got passion fruit sponge. I got caramel slice,
(18:57):
two types of passion fruit sponge. Stunning. You know, a
really beautiful beef and relish sandwich cut into trying regional sandwich.
Made this country great?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Do I love about you? It's one of our bonding
moments always is food. How much you love food. I
love how much you love food. Remember a Thursday when
I came to you a hotel room in Sydney and
it came down with popcorn all over. You said, I've
dropped all the popcorn off the ground, but I still
ate it, Nathan, And I said, I can tell. I
(19:30):
can tell that you've been on the ground eating popcorn,
and I thought that was the end. It wasn't. We
went up to the room. Then you got back in
bed on top of the sheets and just hode in.
Colod good popcorn, It's great.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
It was the cheese flavor. That's a bit strange, Yeah,
but I love it. I would eat a whole packet
of that. If you could buy that Sea two twenty
or whatever it's called, that cheese powder, mate, you could
dip something in that. Peter Allen Lowe, what a bark?
Speaker 7 (20:03):
What a bar?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Please walk into the stage.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
The dad.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Is he here? Cody is here?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
There's the stairs over there. Oh look he's a triathlete.
But he's not making his way swiftly to the stage.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
That's not Cody. That's the teacher. This look at that.
That's being a teacher.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Do you get like, is your Instagram on private now?
Because of all the little DNA.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Doesn't have Instagram?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Look guilty of this little cheeky smile. He's going on here,
he's going on. No, don't be nervous. Are you one
of those cool teachers that has a guitar at the
start of class? Guitar and you're like, hey, kids, I'm
not like your regular teacher. I've got a guitar and
you can absolutely play and you can flir with me.
It's okay. Are you one of those I am?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
He's become obsessed with the Beatles. God, that's hard.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Oh my god, this was the last of them.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Darn is that wrong?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Brilliant?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
What are the dabbler?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Dibble dabble? How art they now? For people who may
not know, who may have been dragged along here against
their will? Devastating. Cody is called the dabbler because for
a long time he refused to listen to the podcast, and.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
His words were, why would I listen when I hear
you for free in the house.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Also, I'll tell you what is perfect. And we are
a living example. You know how the world is divided,
people who wanted Commanland and people who wanted Trump and
blah blah blah blah, blind people who thought Dan Andrews
was great.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
And normal.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Peace right. So we are a perfect example of how
you can find harmony amidst the deceivers and the evil
in the world. Cody, what do you do for a job?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Big Harma?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
And we love each other. Love it. Also, my husband
no need to get into his shortcomings, but he was
always stand with Dan and yet we love each other.
We love each other.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
My favorite thing to do is just what can I
say to Kate today to make her face drop? And
last week's on which was my favorite, I was like, yes,
what I did this week?
Speaker 7 (22:45):
Kate?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
It's like I got the flu and the COVID shop.
You can get it in the same booking.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Anyway. We're all very happy to get it because this
is our money back guarantee on the buckut.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
The things that you unite are greater than that, and
you always feel better if you changed it.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Now saying trying to be a bit ted talks. So
we're going to play a game, okay, called what vaccine causes?
What disease? No, I'm kidding, we're going to cause.
Speaker 8 (23:16):
This game is called I know the answer? This game
is called who said it? So we have quotes from
the pod. What would you like your buzzer to be?
You can make it up whatever you want to be.
You know, you can say a word if you want.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Quick, go home and get your guitar.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Darling, who's the hottest student you have? What's her name?
That's your buzzer? Kate. Okay, so your yours is Kate,
you're buzzer. Okay, his buzz is gay Adell.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Buzzy might take too long to say.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I will just say gay.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Just say gay.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Gosh, she's good, Sash, very good. Do you want to
test your buzzer?
Speaker 5 (24:07):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
The energy these two is just carrying this every day.
Here's the thing. Kate and I could not be with
people that talk O what we like? My turn to talk.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Thank you, Dan. Notice my husband leaps into help. Also, you're.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Some of mine? Help you don't have some of Kate,
she's unvaccinated, have some of mine? Quote number one, Merry Christmas.
I hope it's my last. Okay, correct, we have got
the worst poka.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
No, we've made it that you didn't figure about that.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
No, you can't change it.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Okay, we've got the audience can call out a bard's
a name, No, Dan Andrews. Then you've got to be
gay adel Yeah, because otherwise when you guess is what
just happens? Say Okay, if anyone sees me close my eyes,
(25:28):
you'll see I've got to help me written on the back.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
You can do the next one.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Okay, all right, ready, that one Okay, I have come
to the conclusion that a single worst speed limit in
the world is eighty gay Adel, Yes, what she.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Just says it all the time.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Which I find strange at the time.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Surely it's thirty. I think he actually complains about every
speed limit.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Right, Yeah, I say you had the same issue.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Number three. I love quitting. Yeah. Oh, guess what he
does the other day? So I started sweeping, and I
don't always like the house and I don't always finish,
and so he sends me a photo of the broom
(26:25):
laid across the hallway and he's like, finished the walkway
with the room.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Yeah, but you know he's got ady HG. He lost interests.
I'm not prepared when I get in a.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Lift, Yes, Dan Andrews. For a teacher, you don't pay
attention trying to get the answer. Oh you want the answer,
Let you say it again.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Yes, I don't even remember saying that, by the way,
so I need half points to that or maybe double points.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Why would we make up quotes? Have you been in
the lift with you? We got in the lift on Thursday.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
We got in the.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Lift on Thursday at the hotel. You didn't do the thing,
so we just stood there. Yeah, that's for like two minutes.
You're just like eating the popcorn.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
If you did, you know, they know everything about us.
They should just do it.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Cook that up.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I'm going to slut shame up and down the highway.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Oh it's a test. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I feel like you could both say that.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
I didn't hear anyone buzz.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
This is nate ah the slut shamery.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Okay, who's kept school?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
We go, here, we go. I haven't to hang on it.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
You had really sort of answered already by saying I
think it could have been either of you.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
I think, by the way, don't bother this is.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Yeah, don't you know what I say?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
And it was like, well, actually twenty fourteen. In twenty fourteen,
driving down blah blah blah, you said no, no, no, which
is the officers. I'm all right, captain autistic. Anyway, what.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
I understand the passive aggressive act of leaving the broom
laid across the past way I did. Not a court
in the land would convict you.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Right, just two more, because we're rub this up and
going over. You choose out of any of them.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
My fantasy involves skunks.
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Gay del Yes, your wife has a podcast, very successful
podcast that way go every week.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
It's too busy going on dates with his student. You
know your wife, Yes, how many years you're married? For?
Twenty two years? Were we that one person gives a ship.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Sash play a sound effect?
Speaker 9 (29:23):
I said, excuse, I know that one Caate admitted on
our pod that she has a fantasy of collecting a
skunk smell and like bathing in it.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
No, no, no, no, no, it's just a fantasy of,
you know, something extreme that you You know how they
always talk about how a skunk is the worst smell
in the world. I'm like, I would like to smell
that smell. That's all. For some reason, it's considered to
be a strange desire and to take us home.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I think they still would agree with Right now, who
said I love living in the moment, but I also
can't wait for that moment to be over.
Speaker 7 (30:08):
Okay, okay, that was me.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
That was me, Yes, it was you. No, but he
was saying that.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
But husband's the moment is over for you, so you
can jos okay and enjoy.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Well done. Well, that was fun.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
I remember at our wedding, about five minutes before we
went out and got married in front of everyone that
we know, which was like two years years ago. We
realized that we had to kiss. We don't talk, you
don't talk about no one tells you about that bit
and I went, funck, we have to kiss in front
of our dad? Yes, and we got really nervous.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
But you never kissed in front of your dad's before.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
We don't kiss in front of each other. We don't
no sense what I mean? No, we don't kissing. Who
kisses in front of their dads? Do you make out
with him when you're when your old parents?
Speaker 3 (31:05):
No? No, no, so anything my parents with Jehovah's witnesses,
which is probably the equivalent relationship in terms of you
being gay. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Like, I couldn't, I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Well, you don't want to do anything sexual in front
of your dad.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
But who's what's whereas what straight person's like? I just
love it when my missus son of my dad? What
you were there?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
I didn't given me a change, you know what? I
blame the klu I know this now.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
This next bit, I asked Cody if I should do
this and he said absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
He was so straight away.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
I'm like you must think that you think the dream
is a thud.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Whatever it is. Has anyone ever heard you're X gone read?
Has anyone ever heard.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
A scientific fact that has blown you away so bad
that you like can't get over it, and it's all
you think about for like days on end. And I
thought about it so much that I actually genuinely had
a panic attack because I couldn't fathom the fact.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Here it is as sign as you know.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
I'm ready? Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
All right? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
If if you get a deck of cards, maybe you
know this and shuffle it randomly, shuffle it. That shuffle
has never and has never been seen before and will
never be seen again. Does that make sense? So?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
I don't think that's right.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
I have been watching so I have been watching YouTube videos.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
But I watched videos they all sorts of I watched.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
A seventeen minute YouTube documentary on the random deck of
Car's theory, and it explained everything to me.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
The number is that true.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
The number is so the number is so big that
it if you do the math, it is eight with
sixty seven zeros after it. But the only number that
is observable in numbers is one with eighteen zeros. Has
anyone ever heard of this deck of cards theory before.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
I've never and I don't believe it, but.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I've been on it for like three days straight. This
is what I'm talking about. I had a panic attack
thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
I know, you know what it's like. It's like when
my son, our eldest son, was six, if you talk
to him about space, he'd start to cry. You're very
like that.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
One of the funniest things I've ever heard someone saying,
I can't remember who it was, is a girl said
to me once, I love thinking about space because it
makes me feel skinny. Ah, it's a text from Mom's.
Speaker 10 (34:05):
A text from Oh this is actually a text from
a dad. Oh oh no, but it's like it's very wick. Okay,
so the friend of mine got sent that picture.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Well, this is a picture that's from her sister. Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
So it's someone running. Okay, a kid, he said, a kid.
What's in the background, the teacher.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
It's a teacher. I'm a patty child running And this
was the message from her sister about the dad. Dad
turned up a Caitlyn's running competition today. I couldn't go,
so I appreciated him going. He sent me this photo, saying,
Caitlyn runs so great today. I don't have the heart
(34:57):
to tell him this is not Caitlyn. I don't know
who this little girl is.
Speaker 6 (35:16):
It's not kay, Let's not Caitlin is so proud of her.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
A father could be.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Oh no, it's a photo of his student's like your
mate's phone.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
AnyWho private collection and you have one from This is
kind of a two parter. This is from one of
our buckwhets Hi girls. Just letting you know that Susie
is going in tomorrow for a day procedure to remove
a stone from her tongue. Hopefully that will be the last.
(35:49):
Her dad's brother, Keith, don't know if you have met him,
lives in Tazzi is in palliative care now, just keeping
you in the loop.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Case from Ah we love We love it when someone's
moved to the other ward.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Always And also who knew how many things could go
wrong with the human body?
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Stones on a time stone in the tongue. I've never
heard of such thing. No, does anyone here had a
stone on their tongue?
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Oh? Cody said his company's working on a remedy for it.
Apparently it said, tablet you have to take it every
day for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Before we go because we have to go. We have
to get out of here by five. We want to say, firstly,
you have no idea how much this podcast has ended
up being this surprise, amazing thing in our life that
we are so happy that you guys get behind. We
absolutely love it. We kind of started it knowing what
the hell we were doing. One day when remember I
drove over to your house and we sat in your
loundroom and said, let's see if we can do a podcast,
(36:49):
And we sat on your kitchen, your your dining table
and like recorded this weird, fake pod.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
But it was actually so good one day we should
play it because remember, Sash, I'm so unhinged, which was
kind of the buck up. The buck up because I
think we talked about when my son had leukemia, which
you would not think is funny. It's not funny, but
yet something about the sharing of things with each other
means that no matter how dire things are or how
(37:19):
great things are, you can bring them and share them
with another person and it is bestowed with the magic
of friendship and laughter and companionship. And that, my friends,
is a bucker ah. Hey, my God, and we feel
that from all of you because thank you for understanding us.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I mean, some people really don't like the pod, but
they're not here.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
And also it means we know something about all of you.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
And yeah, thank you, we love you. Thanks seeps, thank
you so much. Oh I'm taking to our husbands.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Oh, thank you husband. Thank you, suh sush. The buck
Up podcast is hosted by me Kate Lanebrook and him
Nathan Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French. Audio
and sound by the magnificent Jack Lawrence you might call
him Jack. And Dom Evans. Oh We're lucky.
All right, we have to do our part.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Imagine if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Check.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
The world you see is a place of paradox beauty
and cruelty. It will cut you off at the knees,
then gift.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
You a pair of easies. And that, my friends, this
is why you always always me about Baker about a bat,
a bite about a bat about This is what always happens.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Caitline Brook.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
We are here but a live bucker. Okay, Well you
know that's funny because this morning after yoga, I was
going to stop on Root Valveo and pick you up
a bottle of mandarin juice, but I was too frightened
(01:17):
to go into the shot.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I got you a present, did you ready get me?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It can't be a better present than this. And you
can't even give me the rough end of the pineapple.
Because the rough end is gone. You will never ripen.
He's a he dog. Hello, she dogs and he dogs
and they dogs and z dogs. You know what side
(01:45):
of town we're on?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah? Who's Who's on the book? The tickets in record
time for this first show. Who's the book is Hello. Hello, Hello,
all right.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
I disagree. We all always respect the organ guy, Yes,
we do always.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yes, thank you your own thoughts.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Yes, because I am never the organizer, and in fact,
our organizer.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Came to see it.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Look, we've got to say hello, I'm sorry. What's her name?
What's it?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
The little one, the New Zealand one, Sasha French, Hey, Sasha,
I got to tell you last night I was at
a social event.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
That's why I left the house on a Saturday, thank
you by ambulance, and I met I met some buckheads
and there was this like fifteen minute conversation between the
five of them about what they think you look like.
It was a very weird conversation. That black hair, this
that for seven So I think, I think, Sa, you
(02:53):
just need to come up here and take you about
so everyone can finally have a have a look a
look at you.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Thanks enough, that's enough, Get off, Get off. By the way,
we've got a couple of special guests here today.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Should we tell them now and then they come out later?
Should we tell them?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
You may as well tell them because you don't want
them to be disappointed. It's Kylie and Daddy. I don't
know what you think happens with the buck up, but
it ain't them. But it's very.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Closely, very close to the minogues, very close.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
One of them is known as the Dabbler. The Dabbler
Valvo's husband couldn't.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Even be bothered turning up.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
To our last show. He didn't have a cutout and
you know what the cutout better personality just saying oh.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
And also the newest teacher in town, the Hood.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
Professor Pete Alan Lewis Karl Lewis are very.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh man, that's cool. It was surrounded by buckheads. How
does that make you feel?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Some of them are buckwhits, some of them are buccaneers heads, buckstickles.
I've got my heat dog tea on, I've got my
sheet dog tea on. Say Sash is correct?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Do you remember last week when I said that I
don't dream?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Yes, and in fact I subjected you to hearing your
tell you about a dream and you're a cruise ship.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
On a cruise ship. Yeah, And he fondled you and
said whoopy, you can't know. He gave me a whoopye up,
but he gave me a leger and said whoopy yes,
and then you got up.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
I think about him all the time, because you know
who I think about that, I'm barely allowed to mention.
Can I just have it? Can I just just buy
a sound of Do people think about Megan Markle a lot? Yeah? No,
you're shaking your head, but you said yes.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Every Kate walks in with like seven things to talk about,
which is amazing, and six of them are Megan every week.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
And this just goes to show what a disappointment you
are as a because her name is not Megan, it's Megan.
I'm so sorry, and Sasha and I very much. She's
you know, people like saying it's my Roman Empire. She's
my fricking Roman Empire. I love her, I know.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
So I don't dream. No, so if it's sad or not.
But I had a dream last night because I think
I often get anxious about a gig, so I dreamt
about this.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
But you have gigs all the time. What that doesn't even?
Are you drunk? No?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I want to tell you what the dream was. The
dream was you didn't rock up and then Pete.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Oh my Peter said you were asleep. Hang on, that
actually happened. Call it.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
A little while ago, cal Sage had said that you
were sleeping and all the line of people at the
front and the panic dream about a gig and then
I woke up. But that's it. I had a dream.
Well last week I told you didn't have a dream,
and then you said you bullied me for not having
a dream, and then you said, have.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
A dream, and I did you know what that sound was? Thud?
You lifted and we expected it explosive diabetes or something
to happen.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
And the second thing I wanted to tell you about
is I don't know if you follow the Instagram, but
one of the most embarrassing things in the world happened
to me this week. It happened to you first, and
it happened to me.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Oh why did they do it too?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I'm Maxi taxi and I was the only one that
needed the taxi And it gets so much worse. Firstly,
he knocked on the door.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Also, the ramp was there. Sent me a picture of it,
which by the way, was only like two hours after
I had sent him a picture of me getting picked
up into me taxi, but the ramp was down.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Them, so he knocked on the door. I think he
obviously thought I was whatever you needed.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
The kindness of taking their head.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
They're like, well, who else is pre booking cabs that
aren't Uber? And we only did it because the people
that they gave us cab chat cha. That's the only
reason I was doing it. And so he knocked on
the door and when I answered it, he was as
shocked as I was, and he was, oh, sorry, wasn't
I know it's me I needed. And then he said, oh,
(07:57):
you don't have to use the ramp. Thank you for that,
this bright yellow ramp was.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yes, it was very constructive. Safety. Oh yes, I can
see you know, we're very health and safety conscious.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
And then so I jumped over the ramp, very fit.
And then god, it's a lonely ride and it's terrible
to tiny and it's echoing, and I just had my
little backpen.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Well it's kind of cold, you know what it's like.
You're in the back of the Divvy van's very reminiscent
of that. And the only company I had was my
carry on luggage rolling around, latching back and forth. And
so I want to dosey dough.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
And I was really embarrassed pulling up to the lights.
Every time we put up to the lights next to people,
I was doing this'. Yes, it's just me in this
whole van, so I get it.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
So I'm very glad you're here, and I'm glad you
know what I think about how nice taxi drivers are.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Now.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I know they're forced to be because they've got competition,
but when you see them, they're the ones who are
going to get the aged, scrape up bits of them
and pile them into the back of the taxi, take
them where they're going with kindness, croche them back together
into shape when they deposit them at their destination. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
You know, things happen, and another really embarrassing thing. So
we've gone through on our pod the most embarrassing things
in the world, but you don't know why they're embarrassing,
like having a suitcase not at the airport.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Yes, we spoke about that.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Walking down a street. Yes, with a thing on wheels
is humiliating, Marxi taxi. Oh I was building, But yeah,
go on, go by all means go on.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Yeah, go on. I hope it's as good as the dream.
I can't wait. You know what the irony is. Your
dream is going to stop us sleeping tonight. We're just
going to be go on, No, I tell you how
we spoke to Hughsey about the fact that he'd forgotten
(10:03):
his hand luggage at the airport. So because he's been
self medicating, he's diagnosed himself with ADHG, he's taking meds.
How would you describe his use of me.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I'm an addict.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Like most addicts, they rely on us, the semi functional,
to lift them up. So then I got a message
from him saying I've left my hand luggage at Sydney Airport.
I just got to Melbourne, stepped off the plane and went,
oh where is it? I left it in the lounge.
Can you pick it up when you go to Sydney.
So that's what I did.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Oh yeah, he sent me a pick I wield.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
It and then I delivered it to his house yesterday,
like I'm door dash jesuits also a good person.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Did he tip your No, he wasn't home.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I saw his son, Rafi's very tall, fifteen, he's six
foot seven. Who's the father. It's always to blot out
the pain addicts, so that I wanted to add to
(11:18):
our embarrassing for some reason, but.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
You don't know why.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Oh yes, yes, he's getting a passport photost office two
weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
I've never been to nervous. I was nervous and they
pulled down that thing.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Yeah and everyone is yeah, yeah, and also humiliating. Okay,
so you know, some people believe I'm a bit of
a cooker. But I think if you just question, Oh,
I think if you just question some of the stuff,
some of the performative bullshit they make us go through, right,
(11:52):
you just go that's ridiculous. For instance, Sunday roast going
on here, But for instance, Valvo, you don't agree with passports?
Speaker 4 (12:01):
No, why are you not.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Allowed to smile? Ah, you can't smile.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
But if you've see in your face when you get
off a long haul flight, you look like you look,
so you're pissed. Your passport picture has to match what
you look like after eighteen hours. I know you don't
wire economy, but the rest of us back with your luggage.
It's not good. Who looks good at an airport.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I just think it's a really strange thing because you
know that if you were, for instance, a terrorist and
you were about to get on the plane, you'd be
grinning ear to ear. That's how they've got to be
able to spot them, hiding in plane.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Sight and the photo is ten years.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
It's too mature for children. You can have a baby
photo and they can use that until they're five. Very strange,
don't you think, the littlest terrorrist. So I just have
(13:07):
to share with you a dilemma. I didn't consider it
a dilemma. I think initially maybe I did, but then
I rationalized it to myself very quickly, as we do.
That's how we survive in this life, right if we
were just if we had to question everything. Yeah, okay,
So my girlfriend Carla, she's got a great mom and dad.
(13:28):
They're like great Aussies. They played tennis, they live in
a retirement village. They're just salt of the earth people.
They volunteer, they do good for other people. And so
Carla's mom, Gay, who I once told you about because
she always had to grow up with her mum saying Hi,
I'm gay. And one I think I've told you this
(13:52):
that one year Gay decided she was sick of having
to say to people, high, I'm gay, and yes. Wow.
What she decided she would change her name to was
so insane that the family all just went no. She said,
I'm not going to be called gay any longer. From
(14:15):
now on, you can call me Gay Adele.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
So gay Adele.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Right, Yes, she wanted a.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Gay correct, the nickname is gay, yes, correct. I didn't
want to be called gay anymore in uten so I
fingered a girl.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Oh my goodness, she's here.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Her name is Adele. She's gay now.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Anyway. So Gay does this thing every year where she organizes,
you know, the biggest morning tea or the longest morning
tea or the greatest morning tea or whatever. It raises
money for breast cancer. Biggest morning tea, not four breast cans,
anti breastcans.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Get the terminology right. Anyway, And so it's a big deal,
Like two hundred people turn up. It's a lot of
gray hair, right, the pillars of the community. And she
needed stuff for the raffle. So Carla came over to
my house and got some stuff that I've been seen,
some perfumes and candles and blah blah blah. No I
(15:24):
made a donation. I'm saying this in light of what's
to come.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
You really make a donation, Yeah, I did, because I didn't.
They were given to you for free.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Well, there's lots of rich people that hang on to
stuff mate, look at Gina ryan Hart. She could be sharing.
So I said to Carla, I'll come out with you
to your mum's morning tea. I love that. I think
that's beautiful. So I went out with her and on
the way, Sasha, what did you say when Carla told
(15:56):
you this? This is I got dobbed in, by the way,
we were.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
Talking about you, hond your back. Obviously, this conversation was
this is.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
What friends do. By the way, don't ever think your
friends don't talk about you.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
They do.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Well, You're so fascinating. Why wouldn't they come on?
Speaker 5 (16:08):
And Carla was telling me about the day, and then
she said you had to go by her parents' house
to get some tupperware, and straight away I knew what
you'd done.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
All right. The thing is at this greatest morning tea
with gay Adel with gay formerly never gay Adel.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Waiting back to gay.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, she just you know, the family wouldn't let her
change it. The family were just like, no, okay, so
these you're talking about guys.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
I'm gay Adale. Now no you're not.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
No, no, no, So now she's just gay. I know
gay's become complicated in this modern world, but not with
gay O'Brien very straightforward anyway. So these are two hundred,
I'm going to say, of the greatest cooks in the nation.
These are old women. They've been baking, some of them
(17:09):
for seventy years.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
As if I was going to turn up to that
without a take home tappaway container anyway, So we stopped
by home, her mom's place first.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
And I got two containers. There's six of us at home.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
But the problem for the home of containers.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
I was pretending that I was going to take away, huh.
But what happened was the containers that I selected from
her mother's vast array of takeaway containers or really fresh
and clean, they were too big to fit in my bag,
so I had to put them under the table and
every those oldies they missed nothing. It's like a Center
(17:52):
Link payment. They were fully on to me. Anyway, I
loaded myself up, I took it home to my family,
my children, and we all enjoyed it enormously. And I
don't have a problem with it.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
SASA did pay for anything.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
I made a donation, uh huh by time, No, I didn't.
I made a generous donation to the Raffle ladies.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Gave them oh, you gave them cash. Yeah, you had cash.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Yeah, I've always got cash. I get it from my husband.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
What does he have cash as a teacher. Something's not
right here, something smiles off here.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
Anyway, Yes, I've been judged by I've been judged for that.
But you paid for it. You don't really pay, but
you should have seen. I had a system worked out
for the table, and I would I went, I said
to one of the other ladies there, I said, everyone's
going to come this way. The keys to go behind
the table. I got passion fruit sponge. I got caramel slice,
(18:57):
two types of passion fruit sponge. Stunning. You know, a
really beautiful beef and relish sandwich cut into trying regional sandwich.
Made this country great?
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Do I love about you? It's one of our bonding
moments always is food. How much you love food. I
love how much you love food. Remember a Thursday when
I came to you a hotel room in Sydney and
it came down with popcorn all over. You said, I've
dropped all the popcorn off the ground, but I still
ate it, Nathan, And I said, I can tell. I
(19:30):
can tell that you've been on the ground eating popcorn,
and I thought that was the end. It wasn't. We
went up to the room. Then you got back in
bed on top of the sheets and just hode in.
Colod good popcorn, It's great.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
It was the cheese flavor. That's a bit strange, Yeah,
but I love it. I would eat a whole packet
of that. If you could buy that Sea two twenty
or whatever it's called, that cheese powder, mate, you could
dip something in that. Peter Allen Lowe, what a bark?
Speaker 7 (20:03):
What a bar?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
Please walk into the stage.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
The dad.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Is he here? Cody is here?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
There's the stairs over there. Oh look he's a triathlete.
But he's not making his way swiftly to the stage.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
That's not Cody. That's the teacher. This look at that.
That's being a teacher.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Do you get like, is your Instagram on private now?
Because of all the little DNA.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Doesn't have Instagram?
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Look guilty of this little cheeky smile. He's going on here,
he's going on. No, don't be nervous. Are you one
of those cool teachers that has a guitar at the
start of class? Guitar and you're like, hey, kids, I'm
not like your regular teacher. I've got a guitar and
you can absolutely play and you can flir with me.
It's okay. Are you one of those I am?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
He's become obsessed with the Beatles. God, that's hard.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Oh my god, this was the last of them.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Darn is that wrong?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Brilliant?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
What are the dabbler?
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Dibble dabble? How art they now? For people who may
not know, who may have been dragged along here against
their will? Devastating. Cody is called the dabbler because for
a long time he refused to listen to the podcast, and.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
His words were, why would I listen when I hear
you for free in the house.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
Also, I'll tell you what is perfect. And we are
a living example. You know how the world is divided,
people who wanted Commanland and people who wanted Trump and
blah blah blah blah, blind people who thought Dan Andrews
was great.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
And normal.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Peace right. So we are a perfect example of how
you can find harmony amidst the deceivers and the evil
in the world. Cody, what do you do for a job?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Big Harma?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
And we love each other. Love it. Also, my husband
no need to get into his shortcomings, but he was
always stand with Dan and yet we love each other.
We love each other.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
My favorite thing to do is just what can I
say to Kate today to make her face drop? And
last week's on which was my favorite, I was like, yes,
what I did this week?
Speaker 7 (22:45):
Kate?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
It's like I got the flu and the COVID shop.
You can get it in the same booking.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Anyway. We're all very happy to get it because this
is our money back guarantee on the buckut.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
The things that you unite are greater than that, and
you always feel better if you changed it.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Now saying trying to be a bit ted talks. So
we're going to play a game, okay, called what vaccine causes?
What disease? No, I'm kidding, we're going to cause.
Speaker 8 (23:16):
This game is called I know the answer? This game
is called who said it? So we have quotes from
the pod. What would you like your buzzer to be?
You can make it up whatever you want to be.
You know, you can say a word if you want.
Speaker 3 (23:30):
Quick, go home and get your guitar.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Darling, who's the hottest student you have? What's her name?
That's your buzzer? Kate. Okay, so your yours is Kate,
you're buzzer. Okay, his buzz is gay Adell.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Buzzy might take too long to say.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I will just say gay.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Just say gay.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Gosh, she's good, Sash, very good. Do you want to
test your buzzer?
Speaker 5 (24:07):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (24:10):
The energy these two is just carrying this every day.
Here's the thing. Kate and I could not be with
people that talk O what we like? My turn to talk.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Thank you, Dan. Notice my husband leaps into help. Also, you're.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Some of mine? Help you don't have some of Kate,
she's unvaccinated, have some of mine? Quote number one, Merry Christmas.
I hope it's my last. Okay, correct, we have got
the worst poka.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
No, we've made it that you didn't figure about that.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
No, you can't change it.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Okay, we've got the audience can call out a bard's
a name, No, Dan Andrews. Then you've got to be
gay adel Yeah, because otherwise when you guess is what
just happens? Say Okay, if anyone sees me close my eyes,
(25:28):
you'll see I've got to help me written on the back.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
You can do the next one.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
Okay, all right, ready, that one Okay, I have come
to the conclusion that a single worst speed limit in
the world is eighty gay Adel, Yes, what she.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Just says it all the time.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Which I find strange at the time.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Surely it's thirty. I think he actually complains about every
speed limit.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Right, Yeah, I say you had the same issue.
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Number three. I love quitting. Yeah. Oh, guess what he
does the other day? So I started sweeping, and I
don't always like the house and I don't always finish,
and so he sends me a photo of the broom
(26:25):
laid across the hallway and he's like, finished the walkway
with the room.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Yeah, but you know he's got ady HG. He lost interests.
I'm not prepared when I get in a.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Lift, Yes, Dan Andrews. For a teacher, you don't pay
attention trying to get the answer. Oh you want the answer,
Let you say it again.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Yes, I don't even remember saying that, by the way,
so I need half points to that or maybe double points.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Why would we make up quotes? Have you been in
the lift with you? We got in the lift on Thursday.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
We got in the.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Lift on Thursday at the hotel. You didn't do the thing,
so we just stood there. Yeah, that's for like two minutes.
You're just like eating the popcorn.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
If you did, you know, they know everything about us.
They should just do it.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Cook that up.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I'm going to slut shame up and down the highway.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Oh it's a test. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I feel like you could both say that.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
I didn't hear anyone buzz.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
This is nate ah the slut shamery.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Okay, who's kept school?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
We go, here, we go. I haven't to hang on it.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
You had really sort of answered already by saying I
think it could have been either of you.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
I think, by the way, don't bother this is.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Yeah, don't you know what I say?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
And it was like, well, actually twenty fourteen. In twenty fourteen,
driving down blah blah blah, you said no, no, no, which
is the officers. I'm all right, captain autistic. Anyway, what.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
I understand the passive aggressive act of leaving the broom
laid across the past way I did. Not a court
in the land would convict you.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Right, just two more, because we're rub this up and
going over. You choose out of any of them.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
My fantasy involves skunks.
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Gay del Yes, your wife has a podcast, very successful
podcast that way go every week.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
It's too busy going on dates with his student. You
know your wife, Yes, how many years you're married? For?
Twenty two years? Were we that one person gives a ship.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
Sash play a sound effect?
Speaker 9 (29:23):
I said, excuse, I know that one Caate admitted on
our pod that she has a fantasy of collecting a
skunk smell and like bathing in it.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
No, no, no, no, no, it's just a fantasy of,
you know, something extreme that you You know how they
always talk about how a skunk is the worst smell
in the world. I'm like, I would like to smell
that smell. That's all. For some reason, it's considered to
be a strange desire and to take us home.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
I think they still would agree with Right now, who
said I love living in the moment, but I also
can't wait for that moment to be over.
Speaker 7 (30:08):
Okay, okay, that was me.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
That was me, Yes, it was you. No, but he
was saying that.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
But husband's the moment is over for you, so you
can jos okay and enjoy.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Well done. Well, that was fun.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
I remember at our wedding, about five minutes before we
went out and got married in front of everyone that
we know, which was like two years years ago. We
realized that we had to kiss. We don't talk, you
don't talk about no one tells you about that bit
and I went, funck, we have to kiss in front
of our dad? Yes, and we got really nervous.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
But you never kissed in front of your dad's before.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
We don't kiss in front of each other. We don't
no sense what I mean? No, we don't kissing. Who
kisses in front of their dads? Do you make out
with him when you're when your old parents?
Speaker 3 (31:05):
No? No, no, so anything my parents with Jehovah's witnesses,
which is probably the equivalent relationship in terms of you
being gay. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Like, I couldn't, I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Well, you don't want to do anything sexual in front
of your dad.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
But who's what's whereas what straight person's like? I just
love it when my missus son of my dad? What
you were there?
Speaker 3 (31:40):
I didn't given me a change, you know what? I
blame the klu I know this now.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
This next bit, I asked Cody if I should do
this and he said absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
He was so straight away.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
I'm like you must think that you think the dream
is a thud.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
Whatever it is. Has anyone ever heard you're X gone read?
Has anyone ever heard.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
A scientific fact that has blown you away so bad
that you like can't get over it, and it's all
you think about for like days on end. And I
thought about it so much that I actually genuinely had
a panic attack because I couldn't fathom the fact.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
Here it is as sign as you know.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
I'm ready? Are you ready?
Speaker 3 (32:23):
All right? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
If if you get a deck of cards, maybe you
know this and shuffle it randomly, shuffle it. That shuffle
has never and has never been seen before and will
never be seen again. Does that make sense? So?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
I don't think that's right.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
I have been watching so I have been watching YouTube videos.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
But I watched videos they all sorts of I watched.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
A seventeen minute YouTube documentary on the random deck of
Car's theory, and it explained everything to me.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
The number is that true.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
The number is so the number is so big that
it if you do the math, it is eight with
sixty seven zeros after it. But the only number that
is observable in numbers is one with eighteen zeros. Has
anyone ever heard of this deck of cards theory before.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
I've never and I don't believe it, but.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
I've been on it for like three days straight. This
is what I'm talking about. I had a panic attack
thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
I know, you know what it's like. It's like when
my son, our eldest son, was six, if you talk
to him about space, he'd start to cry. You're very
like that.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
One of the funniest things I've ever heard someone saying,
I can't remember who it was, is a girl said
to me once, I love thinking about space because it
makes me feel skinny. Ah, it's a text from Mom's.
Speaker 10 (34:05):
A text from Oh this is actually a text from
a dad. Oh oh no, but it's like it's very wick. Okay,
so the friend of mine got sent that picture.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Well, this is a picture that's from her sister. Okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
So it's someone running. Okay, a kid, he said, a kid.
What's in the background, the teacher.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
It's a teacher. I'm a patty child running And this
was the message from her sister about the dad. Dad
turned up a Caitlyn's running competition today. I couldn't go,
so I appreciated him going. He sent me this photo, saying,
Caitlyn runs so great today. I don't have the heart
(34:57):
to tell him this is not Caitlyn. I don't know
who this little girl is.
Speaker 6 (35:16):
It's not kay, Let's not Caitlin is so proud of her.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
A father could be.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Oh no, it's a photo of his student's like your
mate's phone.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
AnyWho private collection and you have one from This is
kind of a two parter. This is from one of
our buckwhets Hi girls. Just letting you know that Susie
is going in tomorrow for a day procedure to remove
a stone from her tongue. Hopefully that will be the last.
(35:49):
Her dad's brother, Keith, don't know if you have met him,
lives in Tazzi is in palliative care now, just keeping
you in the loop.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
Case from Ah we love We love it when someone's
moved to the other ward.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Always And also who knew how many things could go
wrong with the human body?
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Stones on a time stone in the tongue. I've never
heard of such thing. No, does anyone here had a
stone on their tongue?
Speaker 3 (36:18):
Oh? Cody said his company's working on a remedy for it.
Apparently it said, tablet you have to take it every
day for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Before we go because we have to go. We have
to get out of here by five. We want to say, firstly,
you have no idea how much this podcast has ended
up being this surprise, amazing thing in our life that
we are so happy that you guys get behind. We
absolutely love it. We kind of started it knowing what
the hell we were doing. One day when remember I
drove over to your house and we sat in your
loundroom and said, let's see if we can do a podcast,
(36:49):
And we sat on your kitchen, your your dining table
and like recorded this weird, fake pod.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
But it was actually so good one day we should
play it because remember, Sash, I'm so unhinged, which was
kind of the buck up. The buck up because I
think we talked about when my son had leukemia, which
you would not think is funny. It's not funny, but
yet something about the sharing of things with each other
means that no matter how dire things are or how
(37:19):
great things are, you can bring them and share them
with another person and it is bestowed with the magic
of friendship and laughter and companionship. And that, my friends,
is a bucker ah. Hey, my God, and we feel
that from all of you because thank you for understanding us.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
I mean, some people really don't like the pod, but
they're not here.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
And also it means we know something about all of you.
Speaker 1 (37:52):
And yeah, thank you, we love you. Thanks seeps, thank
you so much. Oh I'm taking to our husbands.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Oh, thank you husband. Thank you, suh sush. The buck
Up podcast is hosted by me Kate Lanebrook and him
Nathan Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French. Audio
and sound by the magnificent Jack Lawrence you might call
him Jack. And Dom Evans. Oh We're lucky.
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