When's the last time you sweated?

• The best eye drops in the world
• Kate's milk maid fantasy
• The shirt thief
• Text from mum

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will

(00:26):
cut you off of the knees, then gift.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
You a pair of easies.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
And that, my friends, is why you always always need
a buck up.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Boh coni ware, you are another connichiua, one in February
and one?

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Now what how many connichi was?

Speaker 5 (00:53):
Can I give you go a while? You go a while?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
A lot val saying hello, Ah, can noan desk car?

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Welcome back? Kayline brow all away from Japan? And well
here we know that that was that's old news man terrible.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
I had four days in between the two trips.

Speaker 6 (01:13):
Here we go, he comes the world's smallest violin. Tell
us how tired you are from your business class travels.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
No, No, Japan wasn't business class.

Speaker 5 (01:21):
Oh my god, my thoughts are with you.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Japan wasn't business class because we've got a theory.

Speaker 5 (01:27):
Oh it's the theory.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
The theory is I'd rather it's only a ten hour.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
A lot of bracelets on today? Yeah, move on too.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Much.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
You don't like it upsetting your auditory. I've got an
orditory sensibility. You haven't got a quiet room for me? Yes, mate,
you're not two things. Never asked for any quiet room
impossible when you're there the leaves terrible person has my disrespect,

(01:57):
and in front of the world's greatest do you you'd
organize a quiet room? It would if I.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Need organize anything.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
I'm very apologetic.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I don't know why. Sometimes I mock things that are
very good things that things like the moonlanding I don't
deserved the sound effect, but I can't get one because
she's over.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
Here pushing your microphone.

Speaker 6 (02:22):
I am surprised that you think that ten hours isn't
enough to call for business class. I've heard you complain
about not getting business class to Sydney's.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Really, no, that depends what the job is. That depends
on what the job.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Is quote unquote, and they're flying mean economy?

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Is that how you pronounce it? Is that how you
pronounce it?

Speaker 5 (02:42):
A chapter in your book?

Speaker 2 (02:43):
No, you know why I can. I'm going to fix
your little red wagon. So my darling girlfriend, Alice was
diagnosed with breast cancer.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Two years ago.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Bloody hell and her check up every year is similar
to Sasha's check up.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah, and it's in like September.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
So she said to me early in the year, I
think we need to celebrate.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Okay, this is the other thing. She goes, I think
we need to celebrate.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Because that'll be my check up and that will be clear,
and you will have finished writing your book.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
And for those of you listening, Katie's now comparing her
book with cancer. So that's where we're at in the
writing process.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
The assumption that my book would be finished, she made
that equivalent. See she of course my book is not finished.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
But I was going to say the headline is the
good NEWSIC to tell it was great.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
But what happened was so we ended up going away
in October. But we were locked into these flights and
I didn't know that I was going to go to
Italy before then to write my.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Book, to finish my book TBC.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Anyway, I've had a revelation which I'll share with you
in a moment about the book about my life.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
About your lead character, Calli spelt a double L I E.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
I actually got messages Hello Miranda, my girlfriend. He said,
I think Callie's a great name, but now I'm stuck.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
On a surname.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
You can't get a surname. We'll bring it.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
She had a surname, but it was Italian and that's
too confusing because she's not Italian.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
She's Australian.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
But she's going to Italy.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
You wrote the book.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
There's a question for you, mate, And it's like she's
so locked into that surname.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
I can't who'd like a present?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh, I would love one from your trip to Italy?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Sash hand luggage. What a terror person.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Well, I'm going to show how little gifts can be.
I love this that even someone who was traveling even
without hand luggage, Son's hand luggage, who was just heading
abroad with two pockets and a cheerful disposition.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
I've seen you at an airport. I'm talking about her Spanish,
it's tears and panic.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Okay, this is from Japan.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Can't wait for you, Valvo.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Yes, but these are the most famous eye drops from Japan.
Apparently they're retina searing. And then afterwards your eyes that
were as white, yes, yes, as this is you know
what this.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
Is the you know the TV eye drops? So therese
eye drops and sometimes when we go on TV and
get done up to look pretty. The makeup ladies have
this eye drops that you can't buy from the chemist,
and they put them in your eyes and you have
to close your eyes for fifteen minutes or something and
it hurts.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
But then your eyes are glow on lie I suggests.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
You take them now. But there's just one downside.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
If I read this Japanese, Oh you got to keep
your mouth shup for fifteen minutes.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Here.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
You'll love them.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
They're so much. I will use them eye.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Drops traditional something for your ponytail. When you have a ponytail,
a little pearl scrunchy look. I think that will be
as cute anything. When you play golf, are you always
going to have a cap on like a twelve year
old boy?

Speaker 4 (06:06):
I think you're gonna love that.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
And I tried to get these for myself because you know,
this totally leads into my fantasy. I've got You know
people have got I don't know if men have this.
Oh you know we've discussed before how women have always
got a story about how they dress. Oh, yes, well,
I've got two fantasies. A milk made fantasy, like I

(06:28):
love those tops that are like that. You know that
a cut low and then there's some broderie on glaze
or some sure. Okay, I love that.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
What are you doing in the outfit?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Well, I just look like I should be thrown on
a bael of hay wow and accounted for firm.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
Chapter one is written. I love that. Kelly's first there's no, no,
not hate.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Although they are at an olive grove, I didn't see
much of hate. But their first coupling is against a
very rough.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Stone surface where yeah, it's to the point where it
was hard.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
It hurts her back.

Speaker 5 (07:08):
Oh yeah, what a page turner. Yeah yeah, pop up book.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
It's not very imagical, dangerous for kids.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
It's not for kids.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
Good Yeah, because ever I thought, thank you for clearing
that up. It was a legitimate thought.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Sorry, but I'm a bit gent mate anyway. So my
other fantasy is I don't know what to hear it
it is. It's sort of an anime, sort of maybe
Early Night, early two thousands something, an over the knee sock.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
Yeah, the Japanese schoolgirl looks Gwen Stefani famously.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
Was the Harroju cocker.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
I guess maybe what you're waiting for, is it?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
No, No, that's not it. Is it.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
That's the one where she looked like she wore the outfit.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, she it was on.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
I got.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
I was so literally obsessed. I bought some of her
Harroduca girl perfume. You know, she put out these four
or five perfumes and they all had different personalities and
they all Harrod duca girl.

Speaker 5 (08:10):
Let me tell you something about Gwen's word I think
of now when it comes to Gwen, what bud? What
fu to Gwen? Bible pusher?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Now?

Speaker 5 (08:23):
Is she she's selling a Bible app?

Speaker 2 (08:26):
But Gwen Stefani, yes.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Mate, amazing a girl crush with green mate.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
We all loved her.

Speaker 6 (08:32):
Into the No Doubt Concert Festival Hall when I was
love No Doubt. What an iconic band?

Speaker 2 (08:38):
What's that boyfriend?

Speaker 5 (08:39):
He's a country singer from American Idol.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
What's his name?

Speaker 5 (08:43):
Someone something? So now she's gone all Blake Blake Shelton,
Blake Shelton and no one else. No one else was playing.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
But she now sells bibles onlines. It's an app that
you sign up for and you like to pay Jesus money,
as they always do.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
You have to pay Jesus money.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Everyone always wants to pay. Religion wants money.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
Every week.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
But why does that make you have a thought?

Speaker 5 (09:13):
That's awful?

Speaker 6 (09:14):
Because they're pushing messages that aren't very nice?

Speaker 2 (09:17):
What are they you become?

Speaker 6 (09:18):
You don't reckon those people involved in those institutions aren't
pushing for Like I.

Speaker 2 (09:23):
Don't know what she's specifically doing, because.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
I often think I'm not anti people.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Oh, yes, you sound like you an give him a
sound effects sage.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
For someone's have no doubt pushing bibles.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
I just can't believe it.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
You know that, No, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
When did this start?

Speaker 5 (09:46):
About a year ago?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Really, I'm surprised you haven't subscribed.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Your app a true fan have.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
She looks good though, so my look is so my
look is an over the knee sock and some kind of.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
It's not really a Harrodjuka girl. But they're stunning.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Some of them are just like they do different looks,
like they'll do a Lalita or they'll do a Victorian and.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Very also very speeching with punk.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
They merge the two and something strange like we're a
pair of pink crocks, like very unusual anyway, So over
the knee socks, which of course on me are not
over the knee on the Japanese are not into accommodating
giant Dutch calves.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Did you get it over your toe?

Speaker 2 (10:30):
I got it on, but I couldn't. They didn't come
anywhere near my knee. Oh they're not even knee high
on me. Knee high, that is the stupilis thing.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
You whatever's.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Kniehi. You're asking for them in the shop anyway, And
I went, they'll be stunning on Sasha French. Sasha French
has got a doning trim, little tiny, tiny.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Little leagues, and they will be hot as hades on her.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
I've got a vision for you. You're going to.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
Be on the golf course. Yeah, with your pearl you
can talk.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
That's enough.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
That's enough, that's enough.

Speaker 6 (11:17):
And then you'll wear these because there's she she's gonna
kill her elderly boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
Look I know the plan.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
So look how gorgeous they are. And there's a light,
nice sort of sheer.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
You can scrubbish it or whatever anywhay.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
They're stunning, well done presents for all.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
And people don't require luggage for these sorts.

Speaker 5 (11:35):
They really don't.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Maybe they would fit me.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
That's very long scrunch.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Yeah, I didn't really that's huge.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
That's a sleeping bag for Sash.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
Anyway, it's so cute.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
Bucket messaged us by the way, thinking about me voice,
my voice and the way I talk?

Speaker 5 (11:55):
Oh Kate?

Speaker 2 (11:58):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Oh is Kate the Buckwhee?

Speaker 6 (12:01):
No?

Speaker 3 (12:01):
Is that me?

Speaker 4 (12:02):
Kate?

Speaker 5 (12:03):
Jamie?

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Oh hello Jamie?

Speaker 5 (12:06):
Can we all have a convo?

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (12:08):
No?

Speaker 2 (12:08):
I don't like the start about Nate's Melbourne accent because
you say Melbourne, or at.

Speaker 5 (12:15):
Least have Kate start picking on him about it.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Melbourne.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
People do this, they say, if Sasha gets picked up,
are picked on for her Keiwi accent.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
No one ever pocks on Sash.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
Then Valvo deserves the same for his Melbourne one. And
she spelled Melbourne with an.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
A because it's Melbourne. Have I told you this when I.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
Didn't even know this was a thing?

Speaker 2 (12:36):
How can you not have? When I first arrived in
Melbourne from Brisbane, there was a thing on. There was
a guy Mel Walden, a newsreader on TV, and he
ten yes, and he used to do a segment called well,
it was supposed to be called Mal's Melbourne, but because
he was in Melbourne, they called it Mel's Melbourne. And

(12:58):
that's that's the alban accent. They say record album instead
of album. They say come on the balcony instead of
the balcony.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
They never heard of forty one years of life.

Speaker 2 (13:11):
I'm so with Jamie.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
I've never knew that there was a Melbourne accent.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
There really is.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
I hear a Queensland accent from my husband sometimes.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Oh what is it?

Speaker 5 (13:20):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (13:20):
What I get?

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Yeah, okay, oh good, that's it.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
I think you'll find that nationally universal sentiments.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
It's not peculiar.

Speaker 6 (13:28):
And she said our dog, our chat about dog names
being Bala was now I'm being really hard on the
e was the thing that kicked her off?

Speaker 5 (13:36):
Bala?

Speaker 4 (13:37):
You were saying, bala?

Speaker 2 (13:38):
What's the difference bella, bella, bella? What's the difference between
vowels bun and bin? What's the difference?

Speaker 6 (13:47):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (13:51):
Who Melbourne? But heads we are? We have an accent.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
No need to be self conscious now, I am, but
you really it's one of those things you only know
that when you're from But I.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Didn't expect you to be so passionate it this thing.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yes, really, and that I would always have confusion when
someone would talk about their friend Mal and I would
be expecting a guy, and it would be a girl
called Mel.

Speaker 6 (14:14):
Actually, now I have got a memory of someone, a
comic saying to me, when you speak about Allen DeGeneres,
make sure you say the surname, because I thought.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
You were talking about a guy called correct. But it
happens all that time. All right, Ellen's a massive one.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
All right, I'll pay attention to my ease.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
You just proceed normally, but just know that you're doing that.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
You know, so, in other words, if people are confused
by you, it's not their fault. That's all.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
That's all we need to know in life that we behave.

Speaker 6 (14:50):
In a confused Oh and I don't know if there's
a new South Wales accent, but hey, Sydney, Yeah, we're
going to be in buck up Blah by November nineteenth
at the Opera House.

Speaker 5 (15:04):
What night is that? It's a Wednesday night, Wednesday night, midweek.

Speaker 6 (15:08):
Tell you something, Kate lane Brook about someone who has
been doing many live shows for many years. Yes, you,
Wednesday night shows pop off, they go hard. And I
promise you I'm not just saying this. Thursdays and Sundays suck.
Wednesday's pop Okay, it's midweek, love it and you're in
and you're in a mood.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
And also you're going to get to see us at
the Opera House. And guess who's going to be there?
Who Sasha French? Yeah, or as you would call it, Sasha.

Speaker 5 (15:39):
Frank slash French.

Speaker 6 (15:40):
And guess who else Sasha French is going to be
at the buck Up Live show in Sydney.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Can we call it?

Speaker 5 (15:45):
Say it's news?

Speaker 6 (15:46):
It's news now, buddy, Giuseppe and Lynn flying out?

Speaker 5 (15:51):
Goodness, my parents.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
We had a very confusing conversation where Valve said, I
don't know what's happened, but Dad's flying mum up to
Sydney to see our buck Up Live at the at
the Opera House. I would have thought we would have
put her off when she came to our sold out
Melbourne show. Now she's coming to us sold out, but
she loves me.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
She's not sold out. That's why we're plugging it again. Okay,
but it will be it's my point anyway. And then
it turns out Giuseppe's going with her.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
I love Giuseppe. Also there's a special guest, a celebrity
special guest, and who Sydney has had a T shirt printer?

Speaker 5 (16:27):
Oh, she made a T shirt.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
She's made a T shirt already. This is how excited
she is.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Buck Up Live just for laughs festival.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
Will I say who it is?

Speaker 5 (16:34):
Well, I think you did the other week?

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Did I? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:38):
Didn't you you said specifically her name coming to the show.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Did I?

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (16:52):
I'll tell you why. I've had a revelation about my
life of this. So you know how I was supposed
to have written my book I do before I had
this holiday. The first holiday was not really a holiday,
was to write my book, in which I told you
I wrestled with myself like an angel with a nephelum.

(17:13):
What's a nephilon?

Speaker 5 (17:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
Are the best things ever? Sounds like Gwen Stefani.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
Here we go. But when the angels fell to Earth
you can hear the rest of this story. Some of
them were I don't know why they came to earth
Seraphi nephylum. So some of the angels were very tempted
by the human women.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Understandable angels. Yeah, sashin and nee high socks, tea and off.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
Katie, you know what, nothing that fits anyway.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
So they had sex with the human women, and they
had offspring who were giants, called nephelim and tag read
from Harry Potter, He's a nephylum.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
What just I'm assuming here is.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Because they say there's a lot of them in one
of those countries, which I'm.

Speaker 5 (18:15):
In your book.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
Twist in my book?

Speaker 5 (18:19):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Well, it's going to make the dwarf character feel awkward.
I can't just have it. I can't have a random
giant with the boasts a mother. But anyway, so they
talked about the Bible. They're half angel and half human.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
Gwen Stefani would love this episode of The buck Up.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Do you think she'll hear?

Speaker 5 (18:41):
Actually, it'll get her.

Speaker 6 (18:43):
We're talking about Japan, we're talking about the Bible. I
bought her perfectly.

Speaker 4 (18:48):
Hated it terrible.

Speaker 6 (18:50):
Has there ever been a question for the ladies? Has
there ever been a celebrity perfume that's been good?

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (18:58):
I think so there has? You've never worn Brittany?

Speaker 4 (19:03):
Okay, how funny.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
I one of my bill now, one of my sons,
got me Ja the Jalo perfume a couple of years
ago for Mother's Day or whatever, and then pointedly made
the comment, made the observation several times that I had
never worn it. So I actually took it away with

(19:26):
me on holiday, and I wore it on this holiday.
As to whether or not it's good, when I was packing,
I thought to myself, this is a perfect place to
leave this perfume behind. But I didn't want to upset
at giver.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
Oh no, but it was also a jalo perfume, so
it was yeah, no no. But because I always I
really believe, because I grew up with a mother who
never liked the presence that we gave her. Okay, Like
I'm literally talking about having returned presents and have something
we didn't recognize and who.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Saying I didn't like it, so I returned it. I
respect that anyway. You know, sometimes apparently.

Speaker 6 (20:10):
Do you know who has a good one? I had
to sniff a couple of weeks ago. I can't pronounce
the name something.

Speaker 5 (20:15):
You say it so much, Troy sa Vane's cologne. It's
really nice, nodding like that.

Speaker 6 (20:21):
You smelled it too, and oh yeah, he's got his own,
but I can't pronounce say the name of the brand.

Speaker 5 (20:29):
It's a bit wanky, but smelled good. So there's a
good one. Men men don't do them often. I remember
David Beckham used to have one at chemist ware House,
and I wanted to buy it just so I could
see what it would smell like. I know, Savid Beckham
pushing in a cologne bottle.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
All right. So also a couple of years ago we
gave Peter's dad, who's just like a classic Aussie, classic
old school Aussie. I love him. We gave him four
X cologne for Christmas and terrible, terrible, and he loves beer. Yeah,

(21:05):
I know, we gave him VB cologne.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
I was gonna say there was a VB one.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
I think I got seated as actually speaking of.

Speaker 6 (21:10):
Your father in law before the buck up record. Of course,
we meet in the car park, as we do. You
we arrive in a car that I've never seen before.
And I've seen all of your cars.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Yes, and there are many, Yes, well there's a lot
of us.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
There's a lot of cars. But I don't know why
you're always driving the different cars. But AnyWho, that's fine, Okay.

Speaker 6 (21:30):
Well, Kate never seen this car before, opens the door
and screams this out, this is my dad's car.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
Come here and smell my dead dad, quote unquote.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
And I've got Sasha leaned into sniff because she loved
my dad, and my dad loved her, And how did
the car smell?

Speaker 4 (21:46):
Smelled like lovely yar, sort of a bit soapy, smelt like.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
A man of his agees sweater. Yes, when you go
in and mothball, when you go in for the hug,
that that grandpa smelled, but it was not. At some point,
can I just and we just say some of those words,
not come and smell my dead dad quote unquote.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Well, because I wanted you to know what yarn smelled like.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
It was a nice smell.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Anyway, we don't like to be agist no on air,
but really I had to say to my parents, you
can stop buying mothballs.

Speaker 5 (22:22):
You don't need to be saving these clothes any longer.
These clothes are going to be here.

Speaker 6 (22:28):
But my generation is never going to have this problem
because our clothes are so cheap and bad that they'll
go before us.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
They do go before us. Yeah, what's that one wash?
There goes the collar.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
That's true, you know this is all this.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
Teachers are boobtube now from one wash.

Speaker 2 (22:43):
But I do find it kind of sweet their optimism
that they if you see an old person putting mothballs
in their trolley, that's an optimistic person.

Speaker 5 (22:54):
Well they're still pushing the trolley. Yeah, that's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
You know. Anyway, here's my revelation about my life. And
I think other people have done this as well. When
we were growing up, Mum and Dad were always very
big on you don't buy things until you can afford them.
So you never would take out a loan to buy
a car. You would never. The only thing they ever

(23:18):
took a line out for was a house, obvious because
that's a huge thing. But anything else didn't even do.
I think maybe I did lay By, which is you know,
a little bit, but bring back labor was always we
had to save up if we wanted something, were.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
Lining up at Layby with your mom at Camar such
a cad to go to the back of the store.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
There was a countercounter. People might not know what layby is,
too bad google it. But it was a thing where
you could pay off a little bit at a time
and I'd pick up my pay from Coal's and whatever.

Speaker 5 (23:52):
Did you get the item before you paid it off?

Speaker 2 (23:55):
No, you had to wait.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
That's so odd. Yeah, you had to wait too much.
Note do you need to buy something, Well.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
You had to pay it off and before Christmas I
imagine there was a huge because you try, and if
you didn't have money, you be lay buying presents for people,
lazy stuff. Anyway, Now there's something called after pay, which
is exactly the equivalent, but the opposite online, which is
you get you get the product immediately, and then you

(24:24):
have to pay it off over for installments. So by
the time some like you said, by the time you've
done the one wash and you've turned a single it
into a boob tube, you're still paying that rotten bit
of polyester off.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
And I have done that.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
With my life.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
No, in the sense that I took the holiday and
then I took the other holiday, and the holiday was
supposed to be a reward for when the work was done.
But I've come back the work's not done, reward to
pay it off. It's terrible, and my beautiful life has
shrunken into a bootsue.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
I'm with you. I'm with you on your life. I
get it.

Speaker 6 (25:10):
I get it when I'm doing a gig and I
know that the money I'm getting for that gig is
already been spent, like I've got to pay for that thing.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
I hate the gear with that my heart pretty, I'm
on the way to the paper. Yes, and the world
is my oyster. I don't know what I'm going to
spend that money on. That that's the best feeling in
you're and then the natural it's like one of the
things that is a money podcast.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
I love in Asia is in Asia, they you never pay,
and the same in Italy. Actually you never pay before
you receive what you've So when you're in a cafe,
you sit down, you order, high trust society obviously the
same in Japan.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
You sit down, your order, you try to pay.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
We were always like trying to pay at the counter. No,
you pay at the end.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
That's just how they are.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
That's the natural order of things when you do what
I do, which is you take the goods first and
then you love your goods. I love my goods.

Speaker 5 (26:10):
I've taken goods.

Speaker 6 (26:11):
Kate taking Aline Brooks, She'll take the goods.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Took them, I gobbled them, good on them. I filled
every orifice. I had the best time, constant.

Speaker 5 (26:22):
You know what, even the twisties. We had to slap
those twisties out of your hand before we press record.
Because you love you need to.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Be literal about this. I think this could be a
metaphorical discussion, much like my have to pay discussion.

Speaker 6 (26:35):
It has been instilled in me also a disdain for
financial institutions, especially credit cards and banks.

Speaker 5 (26:41):
That's very, very very just seppy codd, It's good. I
love just worthiness.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Italians very understand, like the Chinese also understand.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
And Len was all about it.

Speaker 6 (26:52):
Lean was all about the never, the credit never, the
credit never, and I actually, annoyingly because of them, I'm
good with money.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
I okay. So you'll notice that someone in this room
has been conspicuously silent during this conversation. Not the present you, but.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
The past you. Credit card shocking. So when I met Sash,
very surprising thing.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
One day we had a conversation in the office after
our radio show and I said to her, what are
you doing? She said, I'm just I've got to pay
off my credit card. I think it was a store
credit card. And she said, just anyway, I'm just going
to power for the minimum And I said, what straight away, right?

Speaker 5 (27:38):
Minimum plus interest?

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Well, she didn't even.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
Know at the time. You did it did and then
we saw we sat down and worked it out and
it was something like it was going to take you
seven years. Oh it was long. No it was twenty.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (27:56):
Anyone that knows someone that's bad with money knows the sentence.
I just don't understand how interesting.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Correct. However, you know what I love about Sasha French
and I love this about all the people in my
world that I really love these This is the quality
that they have. I mean some people look for different
things good looks.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
Or human Not me. Yeah, hell, very grateful for it.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
No, what I love is Sash. When we had that
conversation and I said to her, what are you doing?
And this is how did Peter get involved at that
point with the maths of it? Yeah, there's something weird
like how much interesting to how much interest? I said,
if you pay the minimum, you're actually going to be
paying this off for you're what it was twenty seven

(28:42):
years or something like inside, so we're talking double digits.
From that point, Sasha French went, oh, oh okay, and
that began the startup. She's the only person I know
who does courses on things to get She.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
Got it when you decided carry on luggage for the
rest of my life.

Speaker 6 (29:02):
No extra interest, no extra luggage, no gifts, nothing but
the bare minimum.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Anyway, I respect her ability to learn the lesson. I
too want to learn the lesson steps the right.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
I would make the big call and say, and this
is why I love you very dearly. Yes, I would
say that you.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
Don't learn that many lessons, and I do get it.
I am also with you.

Speaker 6 (29:31):
Yes, I get it, and I feel that's why we're
kind of fine, because we don't give each other the
hard word, because.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
We're functionally dysfunctional. But also, someone said once your role
on Earth, this is how it works.

Speaker 5 (29:51):
You get taught the same lesson over and over and
over and over and over again, you.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Don't learn it, and then when you finally learn it,
you die work.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
We're swinging around them off board.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Now your work on Earth is done. Earth is done.
You've learned the lesson the.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
Lessons anyway, So I booked another holiday.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
You did not come on, Kate, get that book related?

Speaker 4 (30:17):
That book was getting read writ by hook or by crook.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
Writ it's getting reached BLA.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
I went into a shop to clothes shop, have you not?
I went shopping in a big department's department store.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
And it's been a while.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
I do it every now and then my girlfriend and
I do it like twice a year. Yeah, and we're
always we have a sense.

Speaker 6 (30:50):
Of I just had a few things I had to
get that I could not be bothered scrolling lo Also.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
You know what, did you know solo? Though I've always
s no, No, it's shopping is so fun when you
share it.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
Listen, woman, Oh.

Speaker 6 (31:07):
This is what I love this, this is what I've
been getting this generalization. So last week I said no, no,
women can't drive.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Rough back against the wall.

Speaker 6 (31:16):
Okay, yes, my close female friends have had to learn
this lesson many times over the years that I don't
ever want to go.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
Shopping, and they always they're disappointed.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Would you go with Cody?

Speaker 5 (31:32):
No? Oh my god, we divorce? Yeah no, no, no,
get clothes? He You know what this would annoys me
about good looking people in the world really grinds my years.
Good Looking people don't have to worry about clothes. Guess
where he gets his T shirts from the chemist? He
gets a five pack of bamboo T shirt material. And

(31:53):
I'm like, oh, damn it. Hot people can do whatever
they want.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Do you know what the equivalent with the girl is like,
if you're really tiny, right, everything just looks great, Everything
just hangs right. You're not trying to tug and yeah,
everything just even a ludicrous garment, like if you've got
a really tiny, skinny, beautiful friend and they'll put it
on going. No, I don't think so. And you're like,

(32:19):
but it looks amazing. I'm like, I don't even know
how they decide.

Speaker 6 (32:23):
Person has never said I hate clothes shopping. Yeah, I
love it because they look it and everything. Yeah, and
six and sevens of the world have to make No.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
I wouldn't call me.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
That's why did you say?

Speaker 5 (32:37):
I think you're above a seven? For the point to
the point of my joke, I have to a joke.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
To keep us No, I don't think so, to keep
us No, I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
I don't know. I don't like it. You went too far.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
Then, When I was happy to be on the lifeboat
with you and pretend that I was happy clothing on
the sea of average, here we go. But when you
you got specific with the numbers.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
A beautiful mind.

Speaker 6 (33:03):
He's some homework for everyone. A few years ago I
needed to do a bit on stage. It was a
joke about Cody and I and how he's hotter than me,
and for the joke to work, I genuinely have to
get my number right, because when you speak about things
on stage.

Speaker 5 (33:18):
You can't fake it.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
That's why I get annoyed at hot comedians that go,
I can't get a route.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
You're the hottest person I've ever seen. Yes, you carry a.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Girl in the world.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Every supermodel.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
He I just went in because my brother wanted to
be a model.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
I just went in to drop his photos off, and
they asked me if I wanted to be a supermodel,
and here I am the Victoria's Secret campaign. Yeah, they
were all like that.

Speaker 6 (33:37):
It was shocking homework to actually figure out the number.
You can't ask your partner, They're going to be too sweet.
I have friends that are pretty honest, and I'm like,
I need you to be honestly. I texted friends and said,
you have to give me my number.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
But this is so crazy because you because your body dysmorphia,
you actually make out like your FuG life. But no,
you're not very good.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
I don't like any of this talk. I'm saying. Look, no,
I don't know. I'm saying to people listening. We always
throw the numbers out as a joke, but what are
you really? What? What do you think you are? Well,
it keeps you out.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
Yeah, what time of day, like go out and I'm done? Huh,
And really it depends where I'm going, going to the
yacht club with her old boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
She's a team.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
She's an absence searing team, like she could talk standing
next the ball ball. Okay, well, but context is everything and.

Speaker 6 (34:42):
Also very hard to get your number out of ten
with take you've got to take personality out of it.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
You have to take personality out. That wasn't a targeted comment.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (34:56):
Just to get your number, you actually have to basically
just how are you looking? Well, I'm sure people on
Tinder and grind it would.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
Tell you beautiful.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
So I love myself even if I'm ravage.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
I'm like the point nobody has looked more ravage than I.

Speaker 6 (35:14):
In the joke on stage, I ended up going six
and a half and no one ever like protested.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
Yet no one protested. But that's a very funny question
to go home and think.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
About that now, No, let's do it now, what would
you give yourself? Sash six six six?

Speaker 6 (35:39):
You're as all mums say about their son's girlfriends. You're
a tiny little thing.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
She's a tiny little thing, and you know you're not
a six.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
Not glamour. It's true vibes.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
We know that. Do you think she has taken up
gold excuse me, a golf cap on? Yeah, that's true.
But I still don't see lesbian.

Speaker 5 (36:01):
You know what, you had a moment for a while.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
What was her name? Who did you.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Do that with?

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Sorris in England? Really told me that dread bedtime?

Speaker 5 (36:17):
I told you I stole that for the script I'm
working on. Didn't I know?

Speaker 4 (36:19):
But I do, I tell you, Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
One of there's a scene in the script where a drunk.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
So hang on, we've got to get listeners up to speed.
The backs, the buckheads, the buck knuckles might not know
Valvo's writing a Christmas script.

Speaker 6 (36:34):
There's a drunk Auntie at one point that says to
the lesbian couple, I was a lesbian once.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
Not for me, I dreaded bedtime. Oh my, I'm just
going to tell you eventually.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
I'll tell you what the etiquette is. You tell me
before you write it into your script.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Mate, imagine that.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Imagine if we were like musicians. You know, they were
always taking each other to court because someone sampled something
in a song.

Speaker 6 (37:00):
I don't know why you brought that up because the
other day I watched a TikTok about it. Oh, there
is a number of notes that can be the same
sequentially before you can sue them. So if it's like
one old I didn't I can't remember now, but isn't
that weird? So you can take a record and say
this is my song and then they play it and
they match the malady chords and if it's all about.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
That, remember a few years ago and this was just
such a mistake they got done for who men at work?

Speaker 5 (37:33):
No?

Speaker 4 (37:33):
Is that I come from a land doown nunder?

Speaker 5 (37:36):
Yes? Fifty years later being sampled.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Corko Bar sits in the old gum tree. But when
you hear it, you can't even really hear it, can you?
Little bit?

Speaker 5 (37:45):
You sing that song and I'll sing the kooko bar
one ready, Corko.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Bara sits in the No, they actually sampled. There's a
little pipe bit, a little flutey bit where they played
Koobar sits in the old gum try and they won. Yeah,
terrible crazy, But that was a judge's call out of
ten uk. Okay, I'm going to say, on a good

(38:14):
day or a good night, I reckon I'm nudging nine.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
This is why I don't think that's good. I don't
think you need to laugh at that.

Speaker 6 (38:25):
Laugh clap, No, you'd laugh and looked away. You looked away,
contact and clap and your body.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Ten.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
There are other times ten, No, No, there are other
times where I'm fully cognizant of those where I think
I really dip below five.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
But I'm no one in his room below five on
a bad day.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
I am, except when you accidentally as we turn the
camera on your phone and there you are negative nine.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
Okay, So but I think that I do love that
I have a scope. I'm like, I'm like an opera singer.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
I've got a large range, like come Celine Dion.

Speaker 5 (39:07):
Oh yes, or the other one. I hope she feels better.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Seven octave range. Okay, Sash, can you google how big
Celeine Dion's range is?

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Know that was gonna end.

Speaker 6 (39:19):
So I go to the big department store. It's time
to do some old school shopping.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
I'm getting this, So I'm getting that on a weekend.

Speaker 5 (39:26):
It's not a nod I do that. No, No, I
just silly business. Yeah, am right. They barely be a
place to myself.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
You would have.

Speaker 6 (39:35):
And also I judge shops that are still closed. It's
caught a plus ten in the shoppings and what are
you doing one hundred percent? I think they're supposed to
how many? How big range?

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Lower E three to A two.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
I just want the number of shaves go back to tip.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
So shopping for clothes, there's that.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
There's that.

Speaker 5 (39:59):
Lady help. I never need help, but thank you very.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
Yes, yes, you know what I don't like.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
So what are you up to today?

Speaker 5 (40:07):
What I mean here? Mate? Yes, there's the answer.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
I don't want to be rude, and I know that
they I don't know are they under instructions?

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Why would you ask?

Speaker 5 (40:14):
Some have to do the customer service?

Speaker 4 (40:17):
I like to say to them, now, what are you
a cop?

Speaker 5 (40:22):
Classic nine out of ten? So the only hot people
can do is SaaS.

Speaker 6 (40:29):
The particular store I was in always employees women of
a certain age who are wearing a lot of perfume.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
And I actually love that. It's like a one auntie
scent hits you before they are helpful. I love them
when you encounter them, a bit of bobo.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
Bracelet or bracelet.

Speaker 5 (40:51):
Yeah, love this woman love. I'm okay, but my piles
getting big but what what was in your pie? My pants? Shirts?
I had to it and on stuff.

Speaker 2 (41:01):
Everything's take a further, which we love.

Speaker 5 (41:05):
Everything is take a further.

Speaker 6 (41:06):
Everything telling me if I also get this, it's thirty
five percent off this, well, I going to go get that.

Speaker 2 (41:11):
Yeah, it's honestly, I'm constantly on the verge of insolvency.
It's so brilliant. Everyone shop city. Everyone should chop in
the city in the sea. No one pays full price
for a Persian rug. Show me someone who has, I'll show.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
You a full out of ten. They're an idiot.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
That could be a hot idiot.

Speaker 5 (41:31):
So I put this one of the shirts on and
I'm like, oh my god, it worked, which is so
rare and fit. It looked good. I'm like, I like
the color. You've got to go dark colors and you're
very pale person like me.

Speaker 6 (41:42):
You've got to go reds and red. You've got to
go down in color, not as not bright red, like
you go darker.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
In any was a bad choice if you said blue
and green, yeah, because like that on your bag, darker red.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
I think red would clash with your.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
You absolute the amount of money I spend.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Oh no, I just made that up.

Speaker 5 (42:05):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (42:06):
I want to talk about how much cream I use
for my redness? The nine out of ten, bullying, the
six out of ten.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
It's like my marriage.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
And look at not participating.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
But she's in joy I we was just forgetting that
she was a lesbian once. She just dropped that.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Who was it?

Speaker 4 (42:23):
Sa?

Speaker 5 (42:25):
Do we know her?

Speaker 2 (42:26):
No?

Speaker 4 (42:26):
No, no, she won't hear it.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
What was it?

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Ga?

Speaker 5 (42:28):
Gina?

Speaker 4 (42:31):
And did you enjoy her?

Speaker 5 (42:35):
That's where I yeah, well yeah, you couldn't go anywhere
near the genus, isn't it. I am the three of
us finally agree on something. Alright, that's in a red shirt?
I tell you that was red. It wasn't red.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Why would you use I'm just curious. It literally had
the proper shirt that made such an impression. It was
your first shirt, I reckon, you've tried on in a
shop in a couple of years.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
Eighteen months, so I had two shirts. I was going
to get to one pair of pants. We all win.
I go out to the counter, by the way, where
the f is the counter? Why it's so hard to
find the counter? Because do you want me to buy
something staff in this gigantic place, there's no staff, and
how about you just paint the counter a different color
just so it doesn't blend into But you know what

(43:29):
such an optical illusion of those magic eye books that
if you stare long enough.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
I was really good at them.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
I was never good at them.

Speaker 4 (43:36):
Yea, you'd see them in shopping center. They always cheated,
they always had them in.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Like shopping centers. And then I was really good at them.
Sometimes I just missed.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
And now you get it naturally from all your son
I put. She goes, ah, she's good. She can't find that.
She can't find the bloody tag. She can't find the
tag to remove or to ring it up, to remove.

Speaker 6 (43:58):
Because I'm buying it, to scan security one, or scan
because I'm buying it. She can't find the cord. I'm buddy,
how where'd you get this one from? I was like
over there, She's like, hold on a second, I was
gonna have to get one.

Speaker 2 (44:11):
With got the tag on it.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
She's off a half. I'm the only person there, mate,
Calm down.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
Yeah, she should have been enjoying it.

Speaker 5 (44:19):
She comes back after quite a while, can't find it.
It's not there. You sure you got it from there?
I was like, yes, I got it from there. She
looks up on a computer.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
She does the only one.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
It must have been the only one, because there was
nowhere else to be seen. She goes looks again.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Oh, I hope someone didn't put a shirt back on
the wrong rack and you.

Speaker 5 (44:35):
Thought of it. Then she looks closer and goes, hang
on a second. She looks closely at the collar. It's
got sweatstains all over it. The shirt is not for
sale at this place. If someone has taken it off,
put it on the rack and stolen another shirt. I've
come in, grabbed that shirt, put that on shirt.

Speaker 6 (45:00):
My bare skin in the chain, thought this looks good,
So I wore it for a little bit longer because
it looked good.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
It looked She's like, this doesn't this isn't from here,
not a real shirt.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Because I'm so.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
Sorry this is not from and of course I die
on the inside. I'm still dying now.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
I feel like you've got big bugs because you what
I mean.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
It's a good system.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
It is a very good Was it a thief shirt?

Speaker 5 (45:31):
It was a good shirt.

Speaker 6 (45:34):
Maybe it was from someone in that shirt I wouldn't
think would be a thief. It was a nice shirt color,
was it. It was a patterned shirt like.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
On a white background, like navy blue and white. It's core,
but it's so STrenD. Did it smell?

Speaker 5 (45:50):
Did you? Why not? After that here?

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Once I heard it was as strangers.

Speaker 5 (45:54):
And you wouldn't, of course to know that.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
You'd like to know, in the fullness of in the
fullness of its entirety, the makeup of that person you.

Speaker 5 (46:07):
Want to smell on me?

Speaker 6 (46:08):
You know what might made me think I'm getting enough
of a vibe the sweat stains on the collar of
the shirt.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
When you tried it. I was, and it was admiring yourself.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
Who looks who looks in at the collar when you.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Put Let me just say this, do you know what
I think you liked about that shirt? What that would
have been the most marcher you had felt? I think
literally when it would be the last time you sweated?

Speaker 5 (46:33):
You think I saw the sweats, you know, the pheromones
in your body?

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Something responded, Yes, I am a man, something.

Speaker 5 (46:42):
From the when's the last time you sweated? The title
of right, don't you think maybe like the pheromones you
loved that baby, And also whoever took it off, they
would have exuded a little bit of of something, anxiety,
like a bit of flop.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Sweet.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
I am never in a store ever again. She would
have been mortified, raight back to online with me.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
She mortified, you know what.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
Not enough. She wasn't mortified enough. No, I didn't take
the shirt.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Why wouldn't they give it to you? You liked it,
you could have you. She's very.

Speaker 5 (47:26):
Ending of the story. Was, so I took the shirt.
I was dry.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Garments can get washed.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
If the shirt's not good enough for a junkie, it's
not good enough for this guy.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
So you left with just one shirt, one shirt.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
One pair of pants, and it's very rare to get
pants in the first go. So I was kind of
on a high an log.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
It was a real battle, but also you were sure,
like what swings about?

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Real strange.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
She didn't give me.

Speaker 6 (47:50):
Enough of an apology. She should have offered something. I
should have got a further discount, a.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
Bit of something. I'm so sorry that well she's asking
me is to sign up to the place.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Someone put it on a hanger.

Speaker 5 (48:02):
Yes, mate, it wasn't just thrown over the top on
a hangar on a hanger.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
That's weird that I don't think shoplifters are doing that.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
This guy was.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Do you think they're doing that in the change room
so they take their shoes off? Yes, yes, and they
still But doesn't everything have a security at all?

Speaker 5 (48:24):
Not clothes really online only except for independent stores going
to them.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
You know what I wish? I wish you had taken
that ship and you could have worn it to a
live show. Everyone would have loved your should have washed
it for you.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
Bad do she's no good ju juice.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
It's not good. It's not hasn't come from a good place.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
From a sweatshop factory, made by six year old.

Speaker 5 (48:51):
Yeah, but at least I know where that's that sweat
is innocent. This is a guilty man sweat it. I
don't like it, but very funny. First thing I thought
that amazing is yeah, I'm never doing this again. Wow.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
When we were in Japan, not similar but sort of
reminds me of it.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
You know how we decided we'd stay in a nice hotel.
That's how we fly economy. It can't, I can't.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
I'm in there and I still don't know to know,
I don't know, but I.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Said to Alice, I said, oh my god, it's really popular.
I mean, there were so many people.

Speaker 5 (49:30):
In there, baid movies, a sense of community back there.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Yeah, you couldn't move very popular anyway. So we stayed
nice hotel and it had a beautiful it's got a
sauna and a pool, right, and so.

Speaker 4 (49:46):
We'd go down, have a you know, blah blah, get
in a.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Sauna, then have a use all their products that had
stunning products, including squaleen sash. It's not whale squalen good
for the skin, very good anyway. So we're in the sauna.
Alice doesn't normally sauna, as you know. I'm partial to
a sauna.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
You have one in your house mate?

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Yes, and so?

Speaker 4 (50:09):
And I said, Alice, I'll take your necklaces off.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Do you think that's cookery? Is she love a sauna?
I said, take your necklaces off, they'll get hot. She said,
I don't think so anywhere. We're in there for.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
Literally thirty so she's like, oh, out shakes the necklaces off,
she puts them on the towel.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
We're talking were whatever. There's a naked Japanese woman in there.
It's disturbing, like fully, you know how they go naked
in the on sin as well. We're just a little
just a little washer on their heads.

Speaker 6 (50:39):
Do not know this?

Speaker 2 (50:40):
Yeah, they just put a washcloth on their head or
a little folded towel, and they're getting completely naked, completely naked. Anyway,
So she was in there. We're a bit distracted by her.
She obviously didn't like our conversation.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
She left.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
Good Sayinara.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
You know they're very silent in the Japanese.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
Goodbye Japanese.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
What nationally would you think that was saying? I look
at you?

Speaker 5 (51:09):
Oh I just became racist? Accidental?

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Anyway?

Speaker 5 (51:13):
The other one?

Speaker 4 (51:15):
Is there only one other one?

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Anyway?

Speaker 4 (51:17):
She leaves Alice, we're talking with whatever.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Alice stands up, grabs the towel she's been sitting on,
and suddenly we hear this what Her two necklaces slide
off the towel directly between the wooden slats of the sauna.
Gone Gone Ski the night before we're leaving Japan, so

(51:41):
we had to go out and tell the guy. We
had to go out and tell the guy who ran
the fitness club, and he was so freaked out he
reacted in the least Japanese way you've ever seen. You
know that the most polite people in the world are whatever.
He went like this. So we came out and said,
Alice said, can you do it for me? She was
so freaked out instantly, she was like, are they going

(52:02):
to melt in there? Nuts? What do you think a
sauna's hot enough to melt gold necklaces? Like? She She
was so because she loves her necklaces. Anyway, we go
out there and we tell him. I go, I'm terribly sorry.
My friend has had an accident and her gold necklaces

(52:23):
have fallen off and they've slid between the slats.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
Of the thing right of a sauna. And he went
like this, Oh no, this He.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
Rolled his eyes back.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
This is out five star hotel.

Speaker 2 (52:42):
He's rolling his eyes. He is so absolutely freaked out
by We were like, oh, we're so sorry, because obviously
they do. They're different to us. There must be a
chain of command, you know how they are. When we arrived,
I can't tell you it's to buck up.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
She get her necklace.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Yes, So this other guy, Daiky, we spoke to him,
thank you, and I said, and Dakey said, we'll get
maintenance in when it closes at ten ten o'clock. I said,
it's easy. I could do it myself.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
With a knife.

Speaker 4 (53:14):
You just need to poke up one of the.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Slats, put your hand in much I did with Gina
all those years ago.

Speaker 6 (53:23):
A couple of fingers, there you go and there you
go and gold necklace pulled out a necklace.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
Yeah, she did perfect.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
Anyway, we got it back the next morning.

Speaker 5 (53:34):
You're right, it wasn't nothing like my story.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
You about how we got in trouble.

Speaker 5 (53:40):
Yeah, don't for next week. That's a that's a that's
a forward tea. What's it called?

Speaker 4 (53:46):
Cliffhanger?

Speaker 5 (53:46):
Cliffhanger?

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Cliffhanger?

Speaker 5 (53:49):
Text from Melissa, text from mom.

Speaker 2 (53:52):
Who Oh, that's so lovely.

Speaker 6 (53:55):
Melissa writes, Hi, guys, I'm late to the party. Oh
is she after seeing Nathan chat comedy in Brisbane?

Speaker 2 (54:01):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (54:02):
We love that. We love that.

Speaker 6 (54:04):
Come see me live whenever you can, folks, please, Yeah,
I love that, including at the Opera house with you.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
My parents are traveling through the NT and here is
my mum's response to me, texting to.

Speaker 6 (54:21):
Tell her our dog was back at the vet. Jesus
can't get worse. Do you have ABC on demand or
I view last night? It's Australian story we happened upon.
It's about a lost dushhound called Valerie worth watching. We
will try and see it again. We are heading to

(54:42):
Tennant Creek, easy driving, a bit of a cloud cover,
not hot here working?

Speaker 5 (54:47):
Is the foot any better?

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (54:50):
A classic.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
A dash and called Valerie?

Speaker 2 (54:55):
I mean the god is in the.

Speaker 5 (54:59):
Mum's the only people watching band and I view on
the double every night.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Is a mum any free to wear TV?

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Really? We hold up half the sky and we still
have time to text our children.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
And there's a bit of cloud cover in this sky cloud.
We need to know about the cloud cover.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
I need to know what was wrong with the foot?
Who knows?

Speaker 5 (55:21):
Is it any better?

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Whose foot?

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Was it her?

Speaker 5 (55:23):
Melissa's foot?

Speaker 4 (55:24):
It wasn't the dog's foot.

Speaker 5 (55:26):
Is the foot any better? Maybe it's the dogs.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
It's the dogs?

Speaker 5 (55:29):
Who knows?

Speaker 3 (55:30):
We never know?

Speaker 4 (55:36):
A bet a bed, a bed, a bed.

Speaker 5 (55:37):
We'll try and see it again. They're gonna watch it again.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
What the dashing said?

Speaker 5 (55:42):
They like the show and they're gonna watch it again
so much. It's a great story. We went missing for
like three months?

Speaker 4 (55:46):
Do you know the story?

Speaker 2 (55:48):
For just about a year on King Island?

Speaker 5 (55:49):
A year?

Speaker 2 (55:50):
What Valerie? How do you know?

Speaker 5 (55:52):
It was a big story for the news. It was
a big story. We already well read stories in economy.
We all tell each other what we how did you
pronounce it? Okay? Sorry, economy econ omy.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Love you nine out of ten, love you six out
of ten.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
Half and sash No, she's a solid buckheads of tens.

Speaker 4 (56:14):
All buckheads are tense.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Oh did you like to give a shout out? Who?

Speaker 6 (56:18):
To?

Speaker 5 (56:18):
Who?

Speaker 4 (56:19):
I can't remember?

Speaker 2 (56:23):
The Buckup podcast is hosted by me Kate Langbrook and
him Nathan Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French.
Audio and sound by the magnificent Yack Lawrence you might
call him Jack. And Dom Evans.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
Oh we're lucky.