November 3, 2025 • 50 mins
- No one likes Aperol spritz
- Sunburt in Greece
- Dissed by the handyman
- Kate needs a diary
- Text from Mum
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, hey, bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will
(00:26):
cut you off with the knees, then gift you a
pair of easies. And that, my friends, is why you
always always need a bottle.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
We need a backup, We need a backup.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Hey, bite, it's.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
A colop, my friend bad.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I love you brought us a summer role cause kids
in town, summer is coming.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Hurry up? Oh no, well, huh why I say that?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I hate so don't hurry too much because we had
to get our air con fixed today. Okay, ready to go,
So we can't A summer can't come before.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
That is working fair enough?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
And in fact, oh oh, she's pushed.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh, because I've got your droop in my microphone.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Your microphone is on the same mad diamond my hair loss.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
But look it's nice and fuzzy. Two air con. Because
my husband's very ahead of the curve.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I love it that he thinks of fixing air con now.
Because it's a two story house. I've never lived in
a two story house before and my lord, a second
story gets hot Kate, Yes, Nate Villa.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I too now live in a two story place. And
have you noticed it is hooking up there?
Speaker 5 (02:01):
How hot it is?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Guess what I Guess what I did? I was a
real I'm proud of myself.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I got a ceiling fan installed in the bedroom. Where
did that brother in law?
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Why did he do it?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Is it sparky?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Well, speaking of useful people who can build the world.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh yes, not me, my mate, kevoo yep, keV the plumber,
keV the plumber, Kev's plumbing.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
He sent a message saying he can fix your what
your hot water heater?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
My soul, my soul, that's not hitting the spot.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Yes, that's not hot enough. I was thinking about that
a lot. Of course I had no watching. Yeah, of
course you do. You want scolding?
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Scold?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Want to be right? This is what you want? What
I would want to have to leave the house, my ambulance.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
That's what my mom. Have I ever told you about
my sunburn in Greece? Story many many many years ago,
I was twenty or nineteen, still in the closet. Yes,
me and my cousin, Damien went to Greece right on
(03:15):
the way to London to see my brother and my
other people were just go on.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Holidays, right, so you hang on you with the closet
in the closet, I went with your cousin. Yes, two
boys going to Greece. Yes, party, party places.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, but not the gay island. No, I want to
go to the gay side. Kay, So what will you
make make gayon called again? Well, you should know, I
should know there's the gay side of the Greek islands
that you go to when there's all the gay We.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Know, you know everything testing apps?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Well, Stash dabbled, She admitted, you know I've dabbled. Jena's Jina,
Jeana Jena's Gia. Wait what okay? So you went with
your with Damien Damien. Why do people say this? Why
do people say, well, they used to say day the
sign is different in Europe.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Is different in New Rope.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
There we go different, doesn't us, It doesn't hate us.
You've seen famous last words.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
How the Italians lieout all day?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Famous Mahogany last words.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
How long were you out there?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
This guy in Mickanos Flla.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Laies Okay, I didn't I mean We're talking about people
who have a relative, relatively.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Normal amount of melanin in their skin.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
We're not not talking about someone who's tap dancing on
the threshold of albino.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Like, you're a very pale, beautiful porcelain skin. Oh that's
thank you for swinging around there with the compliment. It's
the Nicole Kidman. That's who I aim to be. That's
what she's always got the suit on. So tell us
what happened. I cannot wait for her first date. Who
reckon she's going to hook up With's too despondent? Do
you think I reckon she's going to hook up?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I'm like thirty year old revenge revenge thing Like when
she split up with TC and she went out with
Lenny Krabatts.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Did she do Lenny Kravits?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Mind you? Who would have been jealous about that?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I don't know. I think Lenny Kravitz and Kylie dated
or am I making it?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I think they did as well. I think Lenny Kravitz
has gotten around.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Taken quite a few people for a spin around the ballroom.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Oh hello, Nicole Kidman cracked a great game when she
broke up the Tom cruise all those years ago, went
on Letterman and said she can finally wear heels.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Oh, I don't joke. Was that a joke?
Speaker 6 (05:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I thought it was serious.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Maybe Hey listen, hang on, micanos.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
But that's not the gay one.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
No, there's the other one.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
What is the game one?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
The other side of AnyWho having a sick time and micanos.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Of course you aren't. Then, but how are you partying
with your cousin? We're drinking, he's talking, chatting to girls.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Were chatting around.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
He also, no, he's married.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Okay, lovely Lisa with you're married to to a man.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
So it all checks out that.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Your tone was necessary. Then there, I was trying to
treat you like a normal person.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I'm not normal, and act like your marriage was just as.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Regular as smart.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
She really ruined that for both of us and the listeners.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
It's Sasha French, the world's greatest producer, and she just
stops in tippy tappy, tippy tappy a few minutes late.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
You can't find the answer.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
You've got to be careful googling what's the gay part
of Greece?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Hello, Yeah, it's very hard.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
But they invented it.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Okay, yeah, but what side of mikonos? Whatever? Okay, whatever.
So you're there dancing.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Doing whatever you do when you're in Greece. Well, this
is eating meat on the beach. I remember that. Not
a euphanism business.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yes, okay, so you're eating meat. You're eating lettuce, tomato
and feta. Yeah, with a squeeze of lemon and a
sprinkle of origa ross. Okay, you are drinking uzzo.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I don't know what I was drinking back they never
been a fan of bit. I'm gerts some cocktail.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
What about that terrible wine?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Hello, lady?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Flavored with pine yack?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Never did that?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Oh it's terrible.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Do you know what drink I absolutely hate and I'm
sick of pretending I like it?
Speaker 5 (07:29):
What is it? Because this campari?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Apparole spirits?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Oh yeah, no, I like an approlit you like? I
can't come at a campari.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I have a conspiracy theory about apparole spirits. No one
likes it because.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
It looks pretty. It looks good in the instance, good.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
In pictures, looks good on your table, looks good in
your hand, and people just like the look of it.
No one likes the taste of apparoles.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
You know what it is. It's like a Kardashian It's
awful or all of the above.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
And Ni Groni, Ni Groni too bitter, even with soda water.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I agree, too bitter. What are the people doing when
we went to Long Story.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Short please do for the first time ever?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Okay, I'm just going to say that, but I know
as soon as I say this, this is a terrible.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Thing I'm about to say. When Sasha and I were.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
At Nigella Lawson's after party, hang on, I've got to.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Thank you, thank you river Ye, Margaret River Wow.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
We were invited to her after party and she had
a massive what do you call a cooler, like gorgeous
glass cooler full of Nagroni, her favorite drink.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Wo terrible.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
You have to pretend you like well I had.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
I just thought hers might be different, but you know what,
hers isn't different.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
She's nice and fun, she's great, she's amazing.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Everyone gets that vis under a lot of pressure.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
I think under a lot of pressure.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
She's always got people that have the weight of the
attention of the world.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
I think it's a lot. I think it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Poor Noella, I.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Was in that situation today as a matter of tell
me about it.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
After a day in the sun in Mikinos, being Sikonos,
we're at a bar and obviously I didn't know at
the time I had sunstroke, but I thought my drink
had been spot So I'm like, I'm really dizzy. Someone
has spiked my drink. Soone wants to take advantage of this.
And the floor was moving like I was waves. I
(09:33):
was so unwell.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Can I just ask this, Yes, how many hours? Three four?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
You started in daylight and then you went into the evening.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, I'm very pale.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Okay, So when people say the European sun or the
Mediterranean sun, it's not like the Australian sun. They don't
mean you spend ten hours in US. I was nineteen
and nothing happens.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Stupid, But I don't think you can blame the sun.
It might happened who took advantage.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Of you got home back to my bed. Over the
next couple of days, I was sicker and redder and
sicker and redder, and then I was so burnt I
had to go to hospital. We had to go to
a hospital in Greek.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
I was so.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I think their degree in some parts. They laid me
on a bed and I've never forgotten it. They put
this what could almost be described as like a.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Jelly, like someone's going to do an ultrasound, and they
just like put that on.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Tallow is very good for it and by the way,
very good.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Covered me in this all across my chest, my arms
must This was the last time I had a top
off in public, to be honest, and a nurse gently
gently couldn't speak English. Fun times after and afternoon in
the hospital was let out after they smothered me in
lube real peat did vibes now that I think, yes,
(11:02):
oh yes, a thousand bottles And that's the.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
End of that story.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
But all I remember the worst part about getting the
third degree burns in Greece was a week later. There
is a special feeling place in Hell for people that
are appealing. On a long haul flight from London to Melbourne,
long hall light and everywhere you going, you left your trail?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Did you leave a little trailer.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Trail of Nate's skin all throughout economy?
Speaker 5 (11:32):
But look at your skin now?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Now look at it?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
What I say, Look how skin recovers it? Was you
look like you've never been in the sun.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
That was twenty one years ago.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
That's all it takes.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Why do we talk about that.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Sun? Hot? You want.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Hot?
Speaker 5 (11:55):
And cave the plumber.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Okay, So to this morning to guys, Peter said he
had to drive Sunday to day for the first day
of her placement at her nursing placement the prack. Right,
she's at an age care facility and it's like an
hour and a halfway.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
So of course Peter drove her lovely and.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
He said, I should be back by ten or nine
thirty nine whatever, But if I'm not, can you talk
to the econ guys? And I said, yeah I can.
Then they arrive right bang on the Yah park.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
I love it. Oh yeah, they found a part.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Oh yeah, in your driveway.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
They found a part. A lovely dog. They played with
my dog.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
They bought a dog.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Oh sorry, I'm mixed up anyway. So they arrived to
identicit balled capable looking guys, shaven head balls on time.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Right, they arrive.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I'm like, hi, Hi, And you never know if you've
met people before, but we hadn't. They didn't ring your
bell anyway. One of them arrived looks at me, and
he goes, oh, I know you from somewhere. And I said, ah, hi,
you know da da da come in? I said, have
you been here before? He said no, but I know
you from somewhere. I'm like, I don't say anything.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
What do you say when someone says, okay.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
This is very interesting? So this was tested today. Depends
who it is. Like sometimes, if they're vibes, they know,
but they.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Don't like you.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
No, no face people, I don't think ever say it
if they don't like you.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
People are only saying.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Stuff like that on you like my co host, Oh
my dear. There's a thousand reasons to not like people.
It's like when I watch television, I hate and everybody.
That's what television's for, to stop you hating the people.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
That you know in your life.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Right, So you've got someone to go I don't mind.
Feel free to hate me anyway. So he goes, I
know you from someone somewhere. I don't say anything. He
says it again. I don't say anything.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
I said, would you do? I was about to make
a coffee. I'm like, would you like a coffee? One
of them goes, no, I've just had and one of
them goes, yeah, I would.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Actually, I said, how do you have it? He goes
in a cup. I'm like, okay, I know what we Yeah,
but that's fine. If you rule out all the small
talk and all that, humans would have nothing.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
So I'm like that. He goes, no, just white, no sugar.
I'm thinking meanly, I'm sweet enough. I'm sweet enough. But anyway, Savin,
I'm in the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I know, I'm upstairs looking for a remote for one
of the econs, and he goes.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Classic, so where do I know you from? You double down?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
So then I go, okay, I'm just going to say this,
not to him. I go, oh, you know, I work
in TV and radio, so maybe it's sad Perfect doesn't
say anything. I'm downstairs, I'm making the coffee. He comes
in the room and he goes, well, I certainly don't
(14:48):
know you from TV because I don't watch TV.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Oh my, get to work, mate, I just fix.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
And then Peter said when I told about it when
he came home. Sometimes it's just like, it's such a
type of person that says that, and this is I was.
When I was explaining here to Peter, I was like, mate,
this whole conversation was your started it?
Speaker 5 (15:12):
You started?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Who recognized me? Where do I know you from?
Speaker 5 (15:16):
I don't know. I don't know what you know?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
He's never turned a TV on in his life. Yeah,
he's never seen newspaper.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Is we never come home and his ex wife was
watching television and he saw and.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
He's watching a video on a phone.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
He's never seen having.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
A laugh a crime stop, a show in which I
briefly feed.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
He's recognized you from fossicking through a bag at an.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Airport, like who knows, like a newspaper clipping.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Returning a pineapple and fruits exactly.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I'm like, don't why would you even bother to say that?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Why are you arguing?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Because then my so, then what do I really wanted
to say? Oh well we must be related? Then, like
what the fuck do you want from me?
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Like it made me so irrational? Come out of your house,
a cup of coffee. He's the one who has started
the conversation.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
I've been having this conversation for thirty years with me.
Now it's in your home and now it's in my home.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
But don't act like so he's acting like I'm trying
to big myself up. Literally, mate, It's just a fact
to me that that is the worst.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
I'm not trying to do something I'm not trying to do.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
You know what would you lie about that? I mean,
I lie about what I do all the time in
you know, barbershop for movie drivers. But if someone's standing
in my kitchen, I can't. It's too late now, okay.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
So I told Peyton when he came home, I said,
I don't know why. It just really annoyed me. And
you know what, my husband said, why were you making
him a coffee? Just let him do his job.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
And I'm not important part of the story.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Because he's always paid. It's always like you talk to
you talk to people who are working.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
In the house too much.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
To gentlemen, and two Indian gentlemen they're happy dropped off furniture.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Hang on, hang on, sorry, makes sense when you hear that.
I know I've got to play the role of you.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
What's the ethnic and you did state my mum.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
You've always got to mention race, and how is.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
There one of them have an illness or disease that
also needs to be randomly mentioned back to you.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
That's who you are.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
By the lisp, by the lisps, you're making them coffee.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
They dropped off furniture, but they were whispering the whole time.
The whispering, their whisper.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
I'm always like, I want their charting, chatting, chatting, pick
up the conversation, this.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Chatting, chatting, chatting. Then on the way out, one of
them got the courage and turned to Cody, oh, and said,
are you a famous cricketer? I get it. The blonde,
the physique.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Oh, I didn't catch him, sand Pack, bring his balls?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
He said, oh no, and then run away. Because Cody
doesn't like talking to anyone. No, and my ego took
such a hit. I couldn't let it go for I
think you were not a cricketer. I just thought that
will rispring because like, oh they've seen me somewhere.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Oh no they haven't. Oh you no, or nor Mat.
But I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
When we were in India, it's amazing how you can
converse with anybody in India about cricket and they come alive.
They love it so much and they're all, like Shane
warn very good. They can go back. They list them off,
the ones, the ones they love.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Cody could get away with being a warm who would
he have said he was I don't know, but he
like he's in that that Ossie cricketer realm of the.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
And they all look the same, they all I think
they might all look the same, all the cricketers look.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Yeah, well you know that's what we always get told.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
They're saying that about us. Yeah what what? Of course
it's funny.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
By the way, can I say that was your day?
I did something today that I actually do love and
I know it makes me very rare to love this.
Am I the only buckhead that loves getting their teeth
cleaned at the dentist?
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Do you like it?
Speaker 6 (19:29):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I don't like it all three times a year and
it's I lay there and the sharper the object I am.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Those terrible sound get in there? Do you sometimes think
my teeth can't withstand?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
This is what I want.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
I want the shattering.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I love the feeling that they because I lost, like
three times a day. I love getting in there myself.
So do I with my hair, which controversial about that
in a minute, And I don't know why people don't
like it. I'm not talking.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
I'm tweaking about clean afterwards lovely.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I love during it, that feeling that they're getting in
there during sash, during after and where's gone?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:14):
I love that that's after. Can I ask this? Did
you enjoy it before testosterone?
Speaker 7 (20:22):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Just?
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Is your enjoyment of it enhanced because of testosterone?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Just ask you put your waist down.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
We've got a message about your testosterone that is so delightful.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Also about you flossing your teeth with your hair?
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Done it in an emergency? You said no. Google has
never not done it.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Not with long hair.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Okay, obviously Ellen Deen has never done it, but I
think she's done it with Porsches hair.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Nay Roger hair head hair. Just some comments for you,
Kate Nope, never never used hair for floss. No, never
thum down people really not sure. I'm not sure where
you came from. Love go back.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
I've really touched my favorite. Let's end on this one.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
You're an idiot. Nobody ever, not me ever, You're gross.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Well, well, when we do.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Our lives, have ever come to your kitchen and you
make them a call?
Speaker 5 (21:27):
When we go to our live show in.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Sydney at Just for La on sale now, people go
to it November nineteenth, as in physically go there?
Speaker 5 (21:36):
How they go to the Opera House.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
But how do they get tickets?
Speaker 5 (21:39):
What's on the links on our Instagram?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Fantastic just for last first home, Join us up.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
You've Lost my teeth live on stage.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
I mean, if that's not going to sell the show.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
People loving this era. People love every sort of version.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
You love a hook, love it, love it. Last week
of the week before I can never tell, I dropped
the bombshell that Gwen'stafine is pushing Bible.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yes he did, lovely, I did not know, and Sash,
she did not know you, although I must say it
didn't surprise me because of her going out with Blake Sheldon.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Do you think she's doing it just because of her
husband the ex? Are they already x Oh?
Speaker 5 (22:24):
No, I thought you meant the one that cheated on her.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Who cheated on her?
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Gavin Gavin from Bush. Yes, he likes someone else's.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
She couldn't get enough of the Bush and that was
not worthy of her. And I do love that she
seems well loved by Blake Sheldon, but I'm not into
him enough to be into her anymore.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
While producer Sash just wanted to play this little clip
she found it this week.
Speaker 8 (22:48):
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love this app and I use it every day. For Lent,
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Jonathan Rumy, Father Mike Schmidz, and so many more in
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Speaker 2 (23:17):
Transformative speaking uh huh.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
Download Hallow and join me in prayer. This lt God.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Bless Oh my God. That's Gwyn. Gwen's the funny. I mean,
do you know what? I find it?
Speaker 3 (23:30):
A radical act in this day and age to declare
your faith, which the Americans are much better at than Australians.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
It's almost called for when you're it's almost man, you.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Almost can't have a career in America.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
But I'm still slightly shocked by Dan.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
I'm completely shocked. I know that I said last week.
I'm not shocked that she's doing what she's doing. That
is just her that's doing it.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
But also she's monetized it and straight away. You cash, Yeah,
she can't, and I know that papers.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Be very happy in that ad.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Well, now you know when I heard voice and I thought,
is she on TESTOSTERA?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Oh yeah, did you think that transition? I don't know
what he's always had that baby esque, small mouth sounding
talking voice.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
It's true, almost like a cartoon preacher.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
That sounded. That's not someone that sounds like they're very
excited about their face, but that's.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Someone who's who's having a who's trying to make themselves
sound like.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
They're spiritual and whatever.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Not frivolous and you know, giddy, you know, frivolous and giddy, yes, which.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Is how she once was and full of pip. Now
she's full of the Lord.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
She that you can only connect with by downloading the
Halo up the app.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
What about Wolburg?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Wahlburg, so he's making enough out of his burgery. He's
one as well. Was he He has his own burger
chain and a bloody Jesus.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
App busy boy akat.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Wahlbergh because he took his pants off when he was
twenty and regrets it.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
And I guarantee he's on testosterone.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Know what's a great movie. Though he's a tool. But
my god, Boogie Nights is a fantastic movie.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
What's he in that?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
He was the lead?
Speaker 5 (25:16):
I can't remember. I just remember some girl on Rollerscape.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yes, that's Heather great love. Oh what happened to you,
Heather Graham?
Speaker 5 (25:23):
What happened to Heather Graham?
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Hun?
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Here she goes a world's best producer.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Okay, so we discussed last week testosterone or a couple
of weeks ago. Sure, I met a buckhead when I
was going in to record Muma mea interview. Literally outside
the studio, a man with headphones on stopped me and said,
I'm listening to you right now, crazy. And I had
just been listening to the car. So I said, are
(25:49):
you listening to the testosterone? And he said, yes, David
David hellow's.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
David on it?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
He said, he's got no no, he was listening to it.
Oh to us discuss he's on it.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
But he's full of it. Naturally, he's a man.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
And he said, what he wouldn't burn in mikinos. He's
got love of he's got love of effort. Yeah, that's
why I was listening to.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Us right All his body hair covers the sun.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Anyway, that was delightful, but the testosterone struck a nerve
with lovely Adisha Alisha, Alisha, Alisha, Alisha Marchica.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
That's really good. So she said hello to us and
how much she loves the show.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
And then this, listening to your chat today about Sasha's
testosterone made me think I need to share a word
of warning.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Where's the hair going to pop up?
Speaker 3 (26:42):
My GP popped me on the cream. All of this
sounds too casual. In the hope it had bring my
libido back from the dead post kids, And as you described, Kate,
I got rub rub rubbing.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Hello, she's rubbing, rubbing, rub rubber.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
She loved the effort, so gave me a syringe to
ensure the dose was right. But I figured I'd be
able to estimate well enough by squeezing directly.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
From the tube.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Well never good.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
No.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
After a few months, my GP checked back in over telehealth,
and after a brief chat, she asked, has your voice dropped?
Speaker 6 (27:22):
My doggy?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Do your husband? Do you have a son? Can you
put your mom on?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
I said to her, it's funny you say that. A
few nights earlier, I'd entered my son's bedroom to say
good morning while he was playing video games with his friends,
and one of his friends said, good morning, Andre's dad.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Her voice cracked.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
No more testosterone for me, go easy, sash love Alesha,
gotta be careful.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Oh I love it without looking around.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Oh, good morning, and oh that's great.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
That's just really obviously, and the doctor had noticed.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
The girl's voice, like, do the break like ours did
as boys when we're teenagers. Do you have the break?
Speaker 5 (28:11):
No, we don't.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
And anyway, this is no sort of transformation. You sound
like this since you were teenagers.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
We get a period.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yeah, I'm talking about your voice.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Saying that your voice I think is our period. That's
what I mean.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
I really, I mean, I'm not a do we have
to put a disclaimer?
Speaker 5 (28:31):
She's not a medical alex.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Your voice is our period. But he is like the
worst lyric to a song I've ever heard.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
But I think, no, we don't have that.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Well, I just meant that it is a It is
a core memory and moment of all boys lives when
you are so humiliated because your voice is breaking.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
That's someone every time you talk.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
You don't know if it's going to be when it
pops and breaks and you enter the house phone or
it's a terrible few.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Months, or that people think that you're a girl before
all your voice breaks because to the age of ten
or eleven or what. Until it happens, the voices sound identical,
don't they?
Speaker 5 (29:07):
Sush? What else did I think? That's all I had
to tell you.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
It was.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Good and just dad.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Now we love new faces on the buck.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
Who's a new face? Celebrities new faces?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Oh yeah, we adore Chris Kardashian's new face rocking it?
Speaker 5 (29:26):
Do you know what?
Speaker 3 (29:26):
We're all we all think way too much about that
new Who care?
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Don't I think about it constantly? However, this made me.
I love this question, but we think it well, you
and I think about it differently.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
Oh so what your thoughts on it are? What I
want it?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
So I think the same.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
But what the face? Everyone wants to face?
Speaker 5 (29:46):
You want the face?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
USh?
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Everyone I know has been saying I want who do
you even have?
Speaker 5 (29:51):
Regular? Just people?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Can we get that guy on the podcast? But I'm
pretty sure the plastic surgeon was a man.
Speaker 8 (29:57):
A man.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
I just want to call him up. We don't even
need to speak to him. So we've got one thing
to say to you.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
That's what he want?
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Oh, it's she must have been so thrilled after the
Black Eyes subsidey.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Or he's getting inundated by people wanting it that they've
come up with a password system that you have to
say if Chris has sent you to Yes, yes, but
this is what I love the most. I think there
is a victim here. It's not a victimless crime. That's
not what has happened here. Yes, is Chris Jenner now
(30:31):
has let's face it Kim Kardashian's face in some sort
of insane episode of The X Files or the amazing
late nineties movie Face Off starring John Travolta.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Did he get someone's face?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
They swapped faces in that a criminal or a kind
of a plot, not a great plot, Oh, it's a
good idea. Faces were swapped. Or in the Hannibal Lacter
movie where he kills a security guard, puts the security
guard's face on his face and then gets out.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
All I can remember Jodie Foster and what he could
smell on her I.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Can spell, he said, yeah, she said, I can spell
your yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
And and of course father beans.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
And this is Kim Kardashian, who I think is now
telling a story that I feel is a nightmare for
any woman in the world to have to tell this story.
And she's pretending that he's with it.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
But she spent a lot of her life doing that.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
Here we go my mom, like everyone's talking about her face. Yeah,
I could retell the story. We were at Lauren Sanchez's
bachelor at like dinner, and we're sitting there and someone
taps my mom on the shoulder. We're at a restaurant
and they go, Kim, oh, your mom died. And then
she comes out. She must have told this story five
hundred times.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
I was like.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
Another guy was like, oh, sorry, she is milking this.
She looks, Yeah, I'm so happy now I know where
I can go when the time comes.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
She doesn't sound happy, devastated.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Well, it's a very strange thing to do also, because
don't they work from photos.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Aren't they like portrait artists?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Being in an event where someone mistakes your mother for you? Yes, no,
one wants it. No, No, it's so hard to buy.
Is that a funny story? Yes?
Speaker 5 (32:34):
I wants that. Also.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
You know what I thought listening to that, I think
she's on the tee, don't you.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Her voice is deep, her voice is you don't need
to worry.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Your voice is not deep. But you might want to
tuck your cock and balls.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
You love to the test do do? Won't you?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
All but faces and testosterone, we'd give a fuck up
love it?
Speaker 3 (33:10):
No?
Speaker 5 (33:10):
No, no, all right.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
So you know I know that sometimes I give cause
for you to worry about my mental acuity, often.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
Often, And something happened on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
To be honest, since I've come back from overseas, you
know what it is. It's the stress of the book. Okay, this,
the stress of the book has really taken a toll
on me. Look, the skin is peeling off my hands,
and from doing what stressing about?
Speaker 5 (33:43):
Not writing the book?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
There's no finger off your typing fingers.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Looking pristine anyway, it's for some reason I really got
in my head about it. And but since I came
back from my two trips overseas, which happened very close
to each other due to poor planning on my part,
I have really been adult. And I told you last
(34:09):
week or a couple of weeks ago, how I after
paid myself and so now I'm having to catch up
on my work. Anyway, I haven't known, I knew had
a gig on Saturday Saturday Night, which was a really
interesting thing. And it was a book. It was a
book event you're an author, but it was a best seller.
It was called the best.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Seller Book Quiz Game or something and.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
It was four people who'd all published books and hosted
by Matthew Hardy and a comedian.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
What was the show that he was on back in
the day?
Speaker 8 (34:46):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Was he on v channel ABCSBS no Foxtael, Foxtown.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
And it was I was on it as was a show.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
No no, It was a tonight show called the Big Schmooz.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Oh my God, and he hosted it the needed radio
as well.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
Did any he might have on sport.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I think you will recognize the face.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
Anyway, So he'd asked me to be on it.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Gina Liano was on it, who was one of the
ogives of Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yes and a dodge. She said, she wrote a book.
This is so incredible.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
In eight days she wrote ten thousand words a day
and in eight days her.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Book was finished. That's okay.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
To be fair, she didn't have any copies of her book.
It's apparently sold out when she wrote it in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Holes in this story, I would like, well, I don't
think so, because I finished it, but I forgot to
bring it.
Speaker 5 (35:42):
No, No, she doesn't have it. It's sold out.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
It's only sixteen ten years ago. Okay, she doesn't have
any copies of it.
Speaker 5 (35:48):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
What's it called?
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Well, it would have been called Gina Liano, I Am Fearless,
my life, my way. Oh thanks, Lash's dad, Max Smilow's dad. Anyway.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
So then it was John Saffran, many books, written, many books.
The most recent win he camps out in Cargne's house,
breaks into Carne's house and stays there for a week.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Which interesting story, by the way.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
Folk.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Yeah, and then he was talked about on the Joe
Rogan podcast by an Australian comedian and I said to him,
how is that for you?
Speaker 5 (36:25):
And he said, I got four new followers copies the
biggest podcast in the world.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Well, he wouldn't know yet if that's happened, because you know,
they are so far behind the thing.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
And Pam Miranda anyway, So my mother in law, who loves.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Book, winner of Survivor, Pam Miranda, celebrity survivor.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
Who else was on it?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Shane Gould? Really it was a long time ago. Someone
else macau Shane good one another season I can't remember.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
But anyway, she's so lovely, so lovely. Anyway, my mother
in law wanted to come. My mother in law is
a huge reader and she was going to bring her
sister Robin, and the pair of them are big readers together.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
They're in book clubs. They la la la.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
So I'm like, sure, I'll message my manager. So on
Saturday at about ten minutes to two, I say to Peter,
I might message Safran and see if he wants to
share a car in tonight because he lives, you know,
five minutes from me, and if he's going to Uber
or whatever, I can pick him up or whatever. And
(37:32):
Peter's just not really listening. He's had a big night
the night before. I've had to bring him a bagel
in bed. I've been cooking bagels with the boys down
the story.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah, like it's needed.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Well, I've had a lovely time. The bagel in bed twist?
Why what's the tweety?
Speaker 2 (37:46):
I just wanted to remind Peter, if he's listening, that
he was having a.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Big He knows that he who was well looked after
well looked after.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
Anyway. But I've been.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Downstairs cooking with the balls. Had a lovely time that
we've made bagels. I've brought some upstairs. Ten to two,
I say I might share a car with Safran tonight
on message him later. And then I went, oh, I've
got to check on Marie's tickets. I can't remember how
she's getting them. So I get out my phone and
I'm going to message my manager. And then I went, no,
need to message her on a Saturday, She'll have emailed me.
(38:20):
So I go to my emails and there, sure enough,
he's an email your movement schedule for today, and in
there it sees Marie's tickets will be at the door
under her under the name Marie Lewis. I'm like, oh, fantastic,
I'll message her. And then I'm just reading it and
it says venue opens at one pm, and.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
I'm like, I'm getting gig anxiety. Oh my good already.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
And I'm like, oh, that's very early for the venue
to open for an evening geek on a Saturday night.
And then it says talent to arrive between two and
two thirty pm. GIEK starts at three. It is six
(39:05):
minutes to two.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
Like this where you live it's supposed to be so yes,
so give me.
Speaker 6 (39:15):
I didn't like it either. Afternoon.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Oh my god, Oh my god, I just I straightened up.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
The Italian in me right now is so panicked.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
The Italian, Oh my goodness. And Peter was like, what what,
because I was like, oh my god, oh my god,
I hadn't had a shower. I was wearing I'd had
a plunge.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
That more plunged.
Speaker 5 (39:38):
We had a plunge.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
No, it's like mineral baths and afterwards you it's supposed
to cross that off.
Speaker 5 (39:45):
Said it was one of the most stressful things. And also.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Okay because the person that had organized the gi no, this.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Is no one else's fint no.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Saying that this is why if it was just me,
terrible enough, But there's a full house of people waiting,
very rude. And also the person that had organized the gig,
maybe in the past.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
I had gone out with them.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
So it's not which a point which Saffran made in
full front of the crowd unnecessary.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Your ex has made a gig, so you.
Speaker 5 (40:21):
Can't be right.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
And literally I haven't even talked to him in ten years,
and the first time I do is when I'm arriving
for game, and he's.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
He's worked so hard on it.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Here you come in, Hurricane Kate, what idea? Did a shower?
Speaker 5 (40:38):
Yes? Yes I did?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Okay, So Peter was a big call.
Speaker 5 (40:42):
You know what Peter said? And I love this so much?
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Who is this guy? What?
Speaker 5 (40:48):
Who you want me to punch? He said, what do
you want me to do? Is that the loveliest sentence
anyone can utter.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
That's the best and up there with today's canceled.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
Yeah, what do you want me to do? And I said, well,
you can drive me in there if you can drop
and go suck. And I know I can drive from
the night before. And so I had a shower. I
got just I literally didn't even know what I was
gonna wear. I pulled on clothes.
Speaker 5 (41:23):
You said, like the biggest thirteen year old girl.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
I've ever heard. I was gonna wear.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Well, I didn't know what I was gonna wear because
I thought I had the whole afternoon to think about it,
and I was going to have a nap with my husband.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
I love the way that you forward plan when you're
going to think about something later. Yes, yes, can everyone
do that.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
I'll think about that.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
So I say I'll think about what I'm gonna wear
this afternoon. Like you put away time to think about
what you're gonna wear.
Speaker 5 (41:47):
I have to work out what I'm.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Gonna wear in control of my thoughts like that. I
wish schedule thoughts.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Well, obviously I can't schedule schedule anyway. So I had
a shower, I got dressed. I quickly put on the scar.
I thought, that's the one thing I can't do in
the car, particularly if we're driving at the guy, which
my husband doesn't normally do.
Speaker 5 (42:11):
By the way, normally his fairies wow in the vehicle,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
He takes a good time.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Ones.
Speaker 5 (42:22):
But today he had to be pass and furyous.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
He had to get his healthy, dirty forgetful wife to.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Workig anyway, and what would you say is the time
normally from my house because it was in twenty five
yeap with no impedis if you're doing well. My husband
dropped me literally at the door at twelve at.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Two thirty four, two.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Thirty four, that is a dream run thirty four. We
left the house at I reckon twelve minutes past. Bearing mind,
had a shower show I tried.
Speaker 5 (43:02):
My hair was not good, My hair was not good.
I see to.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
At one point I.
Speaker 5 (43:07):
Plugged in a curling tongue and Peter went, what are you?
I just couldn't.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Yeah, I couldn't, and then he drove me. I've never
been more in love with him.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
We love Pete, love him. The gig was a roaring success.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
That was great. It was so great and so fun.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
And your book what about it?
Speaker 5 (43:26):
Which one? The one that's to come?
Speaker 2 (43:29):
The future?
Speaker 5 (43:30):
Hit player player something?
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Think about it later.
Speaker 5 (43:36):
I'll think about it later.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
So do you not have the capacity to think about
something later? I can't think about things in the moment,
let alone later, Like when do you think about things?
Speaker 5 (43:44):
But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
I can't control that. We speak about that often.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
No, I know that's room no, but when so you
can't go I'll think about that later.
Speaker 5 (43:57):
I can that.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
I can say that.
Speaker 5 (43:58):
But about you mean you'll forget to think about it?
Speaker 6 (44:02):
Of course?
Speaker 3 (44:03):
Oh you'll forget to think about it. Oh yeah, no,
that's that's normal. Well then you yeah, no, that's normal.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Yeah, okay, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (44:11):
I think that's normal? But sometimes would you remember to
think about it later?
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (44:16):
I thought you meant you can't think about it later?
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Because once you have the thought the thoughts, your mind
will be so full of the thoughts you can't do it.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Very fixed on a thought. Yeah, to the point of crippling.
And I can't do anything else right, Yes, like what
what would I wear tonight? Ah, that's six hours gone,
can't reply to your text, can't concentrate, can't do anything.
Speaker 5 (44:42):
It's very stressful.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
What sounds stressed?
Speaker 5 (44:45):
And I'll tell you what else was stressful.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
When Saffron made the announcement that I used to go
out with the guy that hosted the show, my mother
in law had never heard that. She didn't know that.
She doesn't know that I had a previous life. She
thought I came to her son a sixty year old.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Like one of the characters from Gwen's app.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
She got quiet a surprise.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
But you've got an ex what's really interesting that your
parents have exes. And there's been times over the years
where a drunk auntie or someone's something about what you know,
I had an ex, or dad had the most or
because my dad's crew and my mom's girl sisters and
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they're all in the same suburb.
Speaker 5 (45:35):
So there's a little bit of a little bit of this.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
And Okay, who had the most I can't remember. I
just think that's something that you can't really you can't
cope with the thought of your parents having exes.
Speaker 5 (45:48):
Do you want to hear something extraordinary?
Speaker 2 (45:50):
I wants to know that their parents have an ex.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
My mother was proposed to. Now, bear in mind she
was in a religion, so obviously proposals flow a bit
more freely in the religion with religious people. However, even
that aside, before she met my dad, my mother was
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proposed to five times.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
She's in demand. She's in demand five times. How much
would you hold that over your partner for the rest
of your days?
Speaker 5 (46:27):
Just she must have been.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
If five people who proposed to me before I married Cody,
his nickname to me would be number six. Yes, I'd
like take the bens out.
Speaker 5 (46:35):
Six six and consider himself lucky.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
Yes, quite amazing. Although one of the guys broke up
with her because he didn't want this was his term
colored children.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Oh my god, Yes, yes, I like him.
Speaker 5 (46:56):
That was number three. Not that we don't like him,
but that was the thinking. Do you know what I mean?
Like for a white guy.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
To take on a woman a Jamaican apart Jamaican woman.
Even then they obviously had that, you know, they could
sum someone up immediately about there.
Speaker 5 (47:12):
Yeah, so that was interesting.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
And when we went back to America, Mum wanted us
to meet him because she wanted him to see how
white we were.
Speaker 5 (47:23):
Isn't that perverse?
Speaker 2 (47:31):
Yeah, like Mum was like, I want him to see geez, yeah,
let that go. Well you wouldn't, of course you wouldn't.
But I don't know about flying the family to America.
Speaker 5 (47:41):
And it wasn't the reason.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
We were already going to to see my grandmother, my
Jamaican grandmother, which sounds at the start of a joke. Anyway,
how funny. Who are there any of them still around?
Speaker 5 (47:51):
The exes?
Speaker 2 (47:52):
I'm not too sure. I mean, I don't want to ask.
I don't want to hear.
Speaker 5 (47:55):
About organizing that as a party surprise.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
Mum fear seventieth. I got every guy I've ever been,
ever been with her. Mom Lenna just said we got
together very young. So I like to think that there
wasn't much room for too many, too much fashioned about
before they loved that about it a little bit, or
doesn't remember one one guy I think it was one.
Speaker 5 (48:21):
How do you know about it?
Speaker 2 (48:23):
I was a drunk and spilled the It's always an
arnie your parents. If you want to hear juicy GOSSI
about your parents, have a have a nice little drink
with her.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
Your You know he does it in our family, My
mother in law, she spills it. Mostly she holds it,
but then at some point it just she must be
overfulled like a cauldron, like a witch's cauldron, and it
comes bubbling out. The eye of newte comes out.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
But I am carrying the tradition.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
She's told the kids something about their dad that the
kids are so fascinated.
Speaker 5 (48:53):
One of his ex girlfriends.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
Now, I'm now we all want to know.
Speaker 5 (48:57):
I can't now, we all want to know to say it.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Producers won't let us.
Speaker 5 (49:01):
Let me just say this. Can you meet her at school?
Speaker 2 (49:08):
For we love?
Speaker 5 (49:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (49:11):
I love that future podcast season Hello.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
Mother in law because Marison Avid listener and say's Nana
Rob who was the game?
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Oh look at that reading between the lines today. It's
a text.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
From Oh, just the purity of this, the essence of
just the mother, the mother Elisa buck hared Lisa.
Speaker 5 (49:33):
Oh, hello Elisa, that's a lovely name. Elisa.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Hey, Lisa, I have made note of Oscar's number. Are
you back at work? Snuggles? Megan's sheep had to be
put down. George Jackson and Michael's father has lung cancer,
no chemo. Deciding where to plant blood Orange Tree found
potato bags to go under bard chips to stop those
weeds coming through.
Speaker 6 (49:52):
Love you.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
It's a text from what a roller coaster. We've got cancer,
We've got a dead sheep, We've got weeds.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
We've got cancer, but no Keino. But that's a whole story.
Speaker 5 (50:05):
It's just there is.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
It's a big farm to cook up, so many layers.
Speaker 5 (50:14):
Love you.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
The buck Up podcast is hosted by me Kate Langbrook
and him Nathan Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French.
Audio and sound by the magnificent Yack Lawrence you.
Speaker 5 (50:30):
Might call him Jack and Dom Evans.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Oh We're lucky.
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, hey, bitch tits. The world you see is
a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will
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cut you off with the knees, then gift you a
pair of easies. And that, my friends, is why you
always always need a bottle.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
We need a backup, We need a backup.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Hey, bite, it's.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
A colop, my friend bad.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
I love you brought us a summer role cause kids
in town, summer is coming.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Hurry up? Oh no, well, huh why I say that?
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I hate so don't hurry too much because we had
to get our air con fixed today. Okay, ready to go,
So we can't A summer can't come before.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
That is working fair enough?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
And in fact, oh oh, she's pushed.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Oh, because I've got your droop in my microphone.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Your microphone is on the same mad diamond my hair loss.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
But look it's nice and fuzzy. Two air con. Because
my husband's very ahead of the curve.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
I love it that he thinks of fixing air con now.
Because it's a two story house. I've never lived in
a two story house before and my lord, a second
story gets hot Kate, Yes, Nate Villa.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I too now live in a two story place. And
have you noticed it is hooking up there?
Speaker 5 (02:01):
How hot it is?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Guess what I Guess what I did? I was a
real I'm proud of myself.
Speaker 6 (02:06):
What did you do?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I got a ceiling fan installed in the bedroom. Where
did that brother in law?
Speaker 6 (02:11):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Why did he do it?
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Is it sparky?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:15):
Well, speaking of useful people who can build the world.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh yes, not me, my mate, kevoo yep, keV the plumber,
keV the plumber, Kev's plumbing.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
He sent a message saying he can fix your what
your hot water heater?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
My soul, my soul, that's not hitting the spot.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
Yes, that's not hot enough. I was thinking about that
a lot. Of course I had no watching. Yeah, of
course you do. You want scolding?
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Scold?
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Want to be right? This is what you want? What
I would want to have to leave the house, my ambulance.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
That's what my mom. Have I ever told you about
my sunburn in Greece? Story many many many years ago,
I was twenty or nineteen, still in the closet. Yes,
me and my cousin, Damien went to Greece right on
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the way to London to see my brother and my
other people were just go on.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Holidays, right, so you hang on you with the closet
in the closet, I went with your cousin. Yes, two
boys going to Greece. Yes, party, party places.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, but not the gay island. No, I want to
go to the gay side. Kay, So what will you
make make gayon called again? Well, you should know, I
should know there's the gay side of the Greek islands
that you go to when there's all the gay We.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Know, you know everything testing apps?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Well, Stash dabbled, She admitted, you know I've dabbled. Jena's Jina,
Jeana Jena's Gia. Wait what okay? So you went with
your with Damien Damien. Why do people say this? Why
do people say, well, they used to say day the
sign is different in Europe.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Is different in New Rope.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
There we go different, doesn't us, It doesn't hate us.
You've seen famous last words.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
How the Italians lieout all day?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Famous Mahogany last words.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
How long were you out there?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
This guy in Mickanos Flla.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Laies Okay, I didn't I mean We're talking about people
who have a relative, relatively.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Normal amount of melanin in their skin.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
We're not not talking about someone who's tap dancing on
the threshold of albino.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Like, you're a very pale, beautiful porcelain skin. Oh that's
thank you for swinging around there with the compliment. It's
the Nicole Kidman. That's who I aim to be. That's
what she's always got the suit on. So tell us
what happened. I cannot wait for her first date. Who
reckon she's going to hook up With's too despondent? Do
you think I reckon she's going to hook up?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I'm like thirty year old revenge revenge thing Like when
she split up with TC and she went out with
Lenny Krabatts.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Did she do Lenny Kravits?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Mind you? Who would have been jealous about that?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I don't know. I think Lenny Kravitz and Kylie dated
or am I making it?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I think they did as well. I think Lenny Kravitz
has gotten around.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Taken quite a few people for a spin around the ballroom.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Oh hello, Nicole Kidman cracked a great game when she
broke up the Tom cruise all those years ago, went
on Letterman and said she can finally wear heels.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Oh, I don't joke. Was that a joke?
Speaker 6 (05:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (05:33):
I thought it was serious.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Maybe Hey listen, hang on, micanos.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
But that's not the gay one.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
No, there's the other one.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
What is the game one?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
The other side of AnyWho having a sick time and micanos.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Of course you aren't. Then, but how are you partying
with your cousin? We're drinking, he's talking, chatting to girls.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Were chatting around.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
He also, no, he's married.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Okay, lovely Lisa with you're married to to a man.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
So it all checks out that.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Your tone was necessary. Then there, I was trying to
treat you like a normal person.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I'm not normal, and act like your marriage was just as.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Regular as smart.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
She really ruined that for both of us and the listeners.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
It's Sasha French, the world's greatest producer, and she just
stops in tippy tappy, tippy tappy a few minutes late.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
You can't find the answer.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
You've got to be careful googling what's the gay part
of Greece?
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Hello, Yeah, it's very hard.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
But they invented it.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Okay, yeah, but what side of mikonos? Whatever? Okay, whatever.
So you're there dancing.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Doing whatever you do when you're in Greece. Well, this
is eating meat on the beach. I remember that. Not
a euphanism business.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Yes, okay, so you're eating meat. You're eating lettuce, tomato
and feta. Yeah, with a squeeze of lemon and a
sprinkle of origa ross. Okay, you are drinking uzzo.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I don't know what I was drinking back they never
been a fan of bit. I'm gerts some cocktail.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
What about that terrible wine?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Hello, lady?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Flavored with pine yack?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Never did that?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Oh it's terrible.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Do you know what drink I absolutely hate and I'm
sick of pretending I like it?
Speaker 5 (07:29):
What is it? Because this campari?
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Apparole spirits?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Oh yeah, no, I like an approlit you like? I
can't come at a campari.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
I have a conspiracy theory about apparole spirits. No one
likes it because.
Speaker 5 (07:42):
It looks pretty. It looks good in the instance, good.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
In pictures, looks good on your table, looks good in
your hand, and people just like the look of it.
No one likes the taste of apparoles.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
You know what it is. It's like a Kardashian It's
awful or all of the above.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
And Ni Groni, Ni Groni too bitter, even with soda water.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
I agree, too bitter. What are the people doing when
we went to Long Story.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Short please do for the first time ever?
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Okay, I'm just going to say that, but I know
as soon as I say this, this is a terrible.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Thing I'm about to say. When Sasha and I were.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
At Nigella Lawson's after party, hang on, I've got to.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Thank you, thank you river Ye, Margaret River Wow.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
We were invited to her after party and she had
a massive what do you call a cooler, like gorgeous
glass cooler full of Nagroni, her favorite drink.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Wo terrible.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
You have to pretend you like well I had.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
I just thought hers might be different, but you know what,
hers isn't different.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
She's nice and fun, she's great, she's amazing.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Everyone gets that vis under a lot of pressure.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
I think under a lot of pressure.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
She's always got people that have the weight of the
attention of the world.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
I think it's a lot. I think it's a lot.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Poor Noella, I.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Was in that situation today as a matter of tell
me about it.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
After a day in the sun in Mikinos, being Sikonos,
we're at a bar and obviously I didn't know at
the time I had sunstroke, but I thought my drink
had been spot So I'm like, I'm really dizzy. Someone
has spiked my drink. Soone wants to take advantage of this.
And the floor was moving like I was waves. I
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was so unwell.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Can I just ask this, Yes, how many hours? Three four?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
You started in daylight and then you went into the evening.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, I'm very pale.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Okay, So when people say the European sun or the
Mediterranean sun, it's not like the Australian sun. They don't
mean you spend ten hours in US. I was nineteen
and nothing happens.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Stupid, But I don't think you can blame the sun.
It might happened who took advantage.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Of you got home back to my bed. Over the
next couple of days, I was sicker and redder and
sicker and redder, and then I was so burnt I
had to go to hospital. We had to go to
a hospital in Greek.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
I was so.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
I think their degree in some parts. They laid me
on a bed and I've never forgotten it. They put
this what could almost be described as like a.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Jelly, like someone's going to do an ultrasound, and they
just like put that on.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Tallow is very good for it and by the way,
very good.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Covered me in this all across my chest, my arms
must This was the last time I had a top
off in public, to be honest, and a nurse gently
gently couldn't speak English. Fun times after and afternoon in
the hospital was let out after they smothered me in
lube real peat did vibes now that I think, yes,
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oh yes, a thousand bottles And that's the.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
End of that story.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
But all I remember the worst part about getting the
third degree burns in Greece was a week later. There
is a special feeling place in Hell for people that
are appealing. On a long haul flight from London to Melbourne,
long hall light and everywhere you going, you left your trail?
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Did you leave a little trailer.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Trail of Nate's skin all throughout economy?
Speaker 5 (11:32):
But look at your skin now?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Now look at it?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
What I say, Look how skin recovers it? Was you
look like you've never been in the sun.
Speaker 5 (11:42):
That was twenty one years ago.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
That's all it takes.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Why do we talk about that.
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Sun? Hot? You want.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Hot?
Speaker 5 (11:55):
And cave the plumber.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Okay, So to this morning to guys, Peter said he
had to drive Sunday to day for the first day
of her placement at her nursing placement the prack. Right,
she's at an age care facility and it's like an
hour and a halfway.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
So of course Peter drove her lovely and.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
He said, I should be back by ten or nine
thirty nine whatever, But if I'm not, can you talk
to the econ guys? And I said, yeah I can.
Then they arrive right bang on the Yah park.
Speaker 5 (12:33):
I love it. Oh yeah, they found a part.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Oh yeah, in your driveway.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
They found a part. A lovely dog. They played with
my dog.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
They bought a dog.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Oh sorry, I'm mixed up anyway. So they arrived to
identicit balled capable looking guys, shaven head balls on time.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Right, they arrive.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
I'm like, hi, Hi, And you never know if you've
met people before, but we hadn't. They didn't ring your
bell anyway. One of them arrived looks at me, and
he goes, oh, I know you from somewhere. And I said, ah, hi,
you know da da da come in? I said, have
you been here before? He said no, but I know
you from somewhere. I'm like, I don't say anything.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
What do you say when someone says, okay.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
This is very interesting? So this was tested today. Depends
who it is. Like sometimes, if they're vibes, they know,
but they.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Don't like you.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
No, no face people, I don't think ever say it
if they don't like you.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
People are only saying.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Stuff like that on you like my co host, Oh
my dear. There's a thousand reasons to not like people.
It's like when I watch television, I hate and everybody.
That's what television's for, to stop you hating the people.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
That you know in your life.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Right, So you've got someone to go I don't mind.
Feel free to hate me anyway. So he goes, I
know you from someone somewhere. I don't say anything. He
says it again. I don't say anything.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
I said, would you do? I was about to make
a coffee. I'm like, would you like a coffee? One
of them goes, no, I've just had and one of
them goes, yeah, I would.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
Actually, I said, how do you have it? He goes
in a cup. I'm like, okay, I know what we Yeah,
but that's fine. If you rule out all the small
talk and all that, humans would have nothing.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
So I'm like that. He goes, no, just white, no sugar.
I'm thinking meanly, I'm sweet enough. I'm sweet enough. But anyway, Savin,
I'm in the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I know, I'm upstairs looking for a remote for one
of the econs, and he goes.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Classic, so where do I know you from? You double down?
Speaker 3 (14:25):
So then I go, okay, I'm just going to say this,
not to him. I go, oh, you know, I work
in TV and radio, so maybe it's sad Perfect doesn't
say anything. I'm downstairs, I'm making the coffee. He comes
in the room and he goes, well, I certainly don't
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know you from TV because I don't watch TV.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Oh my, get to work, mate, I just fix.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
And then Peter said when I told about it when
he came home. Sometimes it's just like, it's such a
type of person that says that, and this is I was.
When I was explaining here to Peter, I was like, mate,
this whole conversation was your started it?
Speaker 5 (15:12):
You started?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Who recognized me? Where do I know you from?
Speaker 5 (15:16):
I don't know. I don't know what you know?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
He's never turned a TV on in his life. Yeah,
he's never seen newspaper.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Is we never come home and his ex wife was
watching television and he saw and.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
He's watching a video on a phone.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
He's never seen having.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
A laugh a crime stop, a show in which I
briefly feed.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
He's recognized you from fossicking through a bag at an.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Airport, like who knows, like a newspaper clipping.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Returning a pineapple and fruits exactly.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I'm like, don't why would you even bother to say that?
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Why are you arguing?
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Because then my so, then what do I really wanted
to say? Oh well we must be related? Then, like
what the fuck do you want from me?
Speaker 5 (15:58):
Mate?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Like it made me so irrational? Come out of your house,
a cup of coffee. He's the one who has started
the conversation.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
I've been having this conversation for thirty years with me.
Now it's in your home and now it's in my home.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
But don't act like so he's acting like I'm trying
to big myself up. Literally, mate, It's just a fact
to me that that is the worst.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
I'm not trying to do something I'm not trying to do.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
You know what would you lie about that? I mean,
I lie about what I do all the time in
you know, barbershop for movie drivers. But if someone's standing
in my kitchen, I can't. It's too late now, okay.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
So I told Peyton when he came home, I said,
I don't know why. It just really annoyed me. And
you know what, my husband said, why were you making
him a coffee? Just let him do his job.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
And I'm not important part of the story.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Because he's always paid. It's always like you talk to
you talk to people who are working.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
In the house too much.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
To gentlemen, and two Indian gentlemen they're happy dropped off furniture.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
Hang on, hang on, sorry, makes sense when you hear that.
I know I've got to play the role of you.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
What's the ethnic and you did state my mum.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
You've always got to mention race, and how is.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
There one of them have an illness or disease that
also needs to be randomly mentioned back to you.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
That's who you are.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
By the lisp, by the lisps, you're making them coffee.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
They dropped off furniture, but they were whispering the whole time.
The whispering, their whisper.
Speaker 5 (17:41):
I'm always like, I want their charting, chatting, chatting, pick
up the conversation, this.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Chatting, chatting, chatting. Then on the way out, one of
them got the courage and turned to Cody, oh, and said,
are you a famous cricketer? I get it. The blonde,
the physique.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
Oh, I didn't catch him, sand Pack, bring his balls?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
He said, oh no, and then run away. Because Cody
doesn't like talking to anyone. No, and my ego took
such a hit. I couldn't let it go for I
think you were not a cricketer. I just thought that
will rispring because like, oh they've seen me somewhere.
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Oh no they haven't. Oh you no, or nor Mat.
But I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
When we were in India, it's amazing how you can
converse with anybody in India about cricket and they come alive.
They love it so much and they're all, like Shane
warn very good. They can go back. They list them off,
the ones, the ones they love.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Cody could get away with being a warm who would
he have said he was I don't know, but he
like he's in that that Ossie cricketer realm of the.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
And they all look the same, they all I think
they might all look the same, all the cricketers look.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Yeah, well you know that's what we always get told.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
They're saying that about us. Yeah what what? Of course
it's funny.
Speaker 5 (19:13):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
By the way, can I say that was your day?
I did something today that I actually do love and
I know it makes me very rare to love this.
Am I the only buckhead that loves getting their teeth
cleaned at the dentist?
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Do you like it?
Speaker 6 (19:29):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
I don't like it all three times a year and
it's I lay there and the sharper the object I am.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
Those terrible sound get in there? Do you sometimes think
my teeth can't withstand?
Speaker 2 (19:44):
This is what I want.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
I want the shattering.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
I love the feeling that they because I lost, like
three times a day. I love getting in there myself.
So do I with my hair, which controversial about that
in a minute, And I don't know why people don't
like it. I'm not talking.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
I'm tweaking about clean afterwards lovely.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
I love during it, that feeling that they're getting in
there during sash, during after and where's gone?
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (20:14):
I love that that's after. Can I ask this? Did
you enjoy it before testosterone?
Speaker 7 (20:22):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Just?
Speaker 5 (20:24):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Is your enjoyment of it enhanced because of testosterone?
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Just ask you put your waist down.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
We've got a message about your testosterone that is so delightful.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Also about you flossing your teeth with your hair?
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Done it in an emergency? You said no. Google has
never not done it.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
Not with long hair.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Okay, obviously Ellen Deen has never done it, but I
think she's done it with Porsches hair.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Nay Roger hair head hair. Just some comments for you,
Kate Nope, never never used hair for floss. No, never
thum down people really not sure. I'm not sure where
you came from. Love go back.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
I've really touched my favorite. Let's end on this one.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
You're an idiot. Nobody ever, not me ever, You're gross.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Well, well, when we do.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Our lives, have ever come to your kitchen and you
make them a call?
Speaker 5 (21:27):
When we go to our live show in.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Sydney at Just for La on sale now, people go
to it November nineteenth, as in physically go there?
Speaker 5 (21:36):
How they go to the Opera House.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
But how do they get tickets?
Speaker 5 (21:39):
What's on the links on our Instagram?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Fantastic just for last first home, Join us up.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
You've Lost my teeth live on stage.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
I mean, if that's not going to sell the show.
Speaker 5 (21:51):
People loving this era. People love every sort of version.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
You love a hook, love it, love it. Last week
of the week before I can never tell, I dropped
the bombshell that Gwen'stafine is pushing Bible.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yes he did, lovely, I did not know, and Sash,
she did not know you, although I must say it
didn't surprise me because of her going out with Blake Sheldon.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Do you think she's doing it just because of her
husband the ex? Are they already x Oh?
Speaker 5 (22:24):
No, I thought you meant the one that cheated on her.
Speaker 2 (22:26):
Who cheated on her?
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Gavin Gavin from Bush. Yes, he likes someone else's.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
She couldn't get enough of the Bush and that was
not worthy of her. And I do love that she
seems well loved by Blake Sheldon, but I'm not into
him enough to be into her anymore.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
While producer Sash just wanted to play this little clip
she found it this week.
Speaker 8 (22:48):
You're looking to grow closer to God. This line I
loved to invite you to join me and praying every
day leading up to Easter on the Hallow app. I
love this app and I use it every day. For Lent,
they're doing this incredible forty day prayer challenge. You'll join
millions of Christians around the world, including the incredible Mark Wahlberg,
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Jonathan Rumy, Father Mike Schmidz, and so many more in
meditating on Jesus's way to the Cross. It's going to
be the most.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Transformative speaking uh huh.
Speaker 8 (23:20):
Download Hallow and join me in prayer. This lt God.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Bless Oh my God. That's Gwyn. Gwen's the funny. I mean,
do you know what? I find it?
Speaker 3 (23:30):
A radical act in this day and age to declare
your faith, which the Americans are much better at than Australians.
Speaker 5 (23:37):
It's almost called for when you're it's almost man, you.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Almost can't have a career in America.
Speaker 5 (23:42):
But I'm still slightly shocked by Dan.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
I'm completely shocked. I know that I said last week.
I'm not shocked that she's doing what she's doing. That
is just her that's doing it.
Speaker 3 (23:50):
But also she's monetized it and straight away. You cash, Yeah,
she can't, and I know that papers.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Be very happy in that ad.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Well, now you know when I heard voice and I thought,
is she on TESTOSTERA?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Oh yeah, did you think that transition? I don't know
what he's always had that baby esque, small mouth sounding
talking voice.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
It's true, almost like a cartoon preacher.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
That sounded. That's not someone that sounds like they're very
excited about their face, but that's.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
Someone who's who's having a who's trying to make themselves
sound like.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
They're spiritual and whatever.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Not frivolous and you know, giddy, you know, frivolous and giddy, yes, which.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Is how she once was and full of pip. Now
she's full of the Lord.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
She that you can only connect with by downloading the
Halo up the app.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
What about Wolburg?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Wahlburg, so he's making enough out of his burgery. He's
one as well. Was he He has his own burger
chain and a bloody Jesus.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
App busy boy akat.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Wahlbergh because he took his pants off when he was
twenty and regrets it.
Speaker 5 (25:04):
And I guarantee he's on testosterone.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Know what's a great movie. Though he's a tool. But
my god, Boogie Nights is a fantastic movie.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
What's he in that?
Speaker 2 (25:13):
He was the lead?
Speaker 5 (25:16):
I can't remember. I just remember some girl on Rollerscape.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yes, that's Heather great love. Oh what happened to you,
Heather Graham?
Speaker 5 (25:23):
What happened to Heather Graham?
Speaker 4 (25:24):
Hun?
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Here she goes a world's best producer.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Okay, so we discussed last week testosterone or a couple
of weeks ago. Sure, I met a buckhead when I
was going in to record Muma mea interview. Literally outside
the studio, a man with headphones on stopped me and said,
I'm listening to you right now, crazy. And I had
just been listening to the car. So I said, are
(25:49):
you listening to the testosterone? And he said, yes, David
David hellow's.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
David on it?
Speaker 3 (25:56):
He said, he's got no no, he was listening to it.
Oh to us discuss he's on it.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
But he's full of it. Naturally, he's a man.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
And he said, what he wouldn't burn in mikinos. He's
got love of he's got love of effort. Yeah, that's
why I was listening to.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Us right All his body hair covers the sun.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Anyway, that was delightful, but the testosterone struck a nerve
with lovely Adisha Alisha, Alisha, Alisha, Alisha Marchica.
Speaker 5 (26:25):
That's really good. So she said hello to us and
how much she loves the show.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
And then this, listening to your chat today about Sasha's
testosterone made me think I need to share a word
of warning.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Where's the hair going to pop up?
Speaker 3 (26:42):
My GP popped me on the cream. All of this
sounds too casual. In the hope it had bring my
libido back from the dead post kids, And as you described, Kate,
I got rub rub rubbing.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Hello, she's rubbing, rubbing, rub rubber.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
She loved the effort, so gave me a syringe to
ensure the dose was right. But I figured I'd be
able to estimate well enough by squeezing directly.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
From the tube.
Speaker 2 (27:07):
Well never good.
Speaker 5 (27:08):
No.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
After a few months, my GP checked back in over telehealth,
and after a brief chat, she asked, has your voice dropped?
Speaker 6 (27:22):
My doggy?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Do your husband? Do you have a son? Can you
put your mom on?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
I said to her, it's funny you say that. A
few nights earlier, I'd entered my son's bedroom to say
good morning while he was playing video games with his friends,
and one of his friends said, good morning, Andre's dad.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Her voice cracked.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
No more testosterone for me, go easy, sash love Alesha,
gotta be careful.
Speaker 5 (27:53):
Oh I love it without looking around.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Oh, good morning, and oh that's great.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
That's just really obviously, and the doctor had noticed.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
The girl's voice, like, do the break like ours did
as boys when we're teenagers. Do you have the break?
Speaker 5 (28:11):
No, we don't.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
And anyway, this is no sort of transformation. You sound
like this since you were teenagers.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
We get a period.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Yeah, I'm talking about your voice.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
Saying that your voice I think is our period. That's
what I mean.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
I really, I mean, I'm not a do we have
to put a disclaimer?
Speaker 5 (28:31):
She's not a medical alex.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Your voice is our period. But he is like the
worst lyric to a song I've ever heard.
Speaker 5 (28:39):
But I think, no, we don't have that.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Well, I just meant that it is a It is
a core memory and moment of all boys lives when
you are so humiliated because your voice is breaking.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
That's someone every time you talk.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
You don't know if it's going to be when it
pops and breaks and you enter the house phone or
it's a terrible few.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
Months, or that people think that you're a girl before
all your voice breaks because to the age of ten
or eleven or what. Until it happens, the voices sound identical,
don't they?
Speaker 5 (29:07):
Sush? What else did I think? That's all I had
to tell you.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
It was.
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Good and just dad.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Now we love new faces on the buck.
Speaker 5 (29:20):
Who's a new face? Celebrities new faces?
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Oh yeah, we adore Chris Kardashian's new face rocking it?
Speaker 5 (29:26):
Do you know what?
Speaker 3 (29:26):
We're all we all think way too much about that
new Who care?
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Don't I think about it constantly? However, this made me.
I love this question, but we think it well, you
and I think about it differently.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
Oh so what your thoughts on it are? What I
want it?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
So I think the same.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:43):
But what the face? Everyone wants to face?
Speaker 5 (29:46):
You want the face?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
USh?
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Everyone I know has been saying I want who do
you even have?
Speaker 5 (29:51):
Regular? Just people?
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Can we get that guy on the podcast? But I'm
pretty sure the plastic surgeon was a man.
Speaker 8 (29:57):
A man.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
I just want to call him up. We don't even
need to speak to him. So we've got one thing
to say to you.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
That's what he want?
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Oh, it's she must have been so thrilled after the
Black Eyes subsidey.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Or he's getting inundated by people wanting it that they've
come up with a password system that you have to
say if Chris has sent you to Yes, yes, but
this is what I love the most. I think there
is a victim here. It's not a victimless crime. That's
not what has happened here. Yes, is Chris Jenner now
(30:31):
has let's face it Kim Kardashian's face in some sort
of insane episode of The X Files or the amazing
late nineties movie Face Off starring John Travolta.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
Did he get someone's face?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
They swapped faces in that a criminal or a kind
of a plot, not a great plot, Oh, it's a
good idea. Faces were swapped. Or in the Hannibal Lacter
movie where he kills a security guard, puts the security
guard's face on his face and then gets out.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
All I can remember Jodie Foster and what he could
smell on her I.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Can spell, he said, yeah, she said, I can spell
your yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
And and of course father beans.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
And this is Kim Kardashian, who I think is now
telling a story that I feel is a nightmare for
any woman in the world to have to tell this story.
And she's pretending that he's with it.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
But she spent a lot of her life doing that.
Speaker 7 (31:31):
Here we go my mom, like everyone's talking about her face. Yeah,
I could retell the story. We were at Lauren Sanchez's
bachelor at like dinner, and we're sitting there and someone
taps my mom on the shoulder. We're at a restaurant
and they go, Kim, oh, your mom died. And then
she comes out. She must have told this story five
hundred times.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
I was like.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
Another guy was like, oh, sorry, she is milking this.
She looks, Yeah, I'm so happy now I know where
I can go when the time comes.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
She doesn't sound happy, devastated.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Well, it's a very strange thing to do also, because
don't they work from photos.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Aren't they like portrait artists?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Being in an event where someone mistakes your mother for you? Yes, no,
one wants it. No, No, it's so hard to buy.
Is that a funny story? Yes?
Speaker 5 (32:34):
I wants that. Also.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
You know what I thought listening to that, I think
she's on the tee, don't you.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Her voice is deep, her voice is you don't need
to worry.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Your voice is not deep. But you might want to
tuck your cock and balls.
Speaker 6 (32:51):
You love to the test do do? Won't you?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
All but faces and testosterone, we'd give a fuck up
love it?
Speaker 3 (33:10):
No?
Speaker 5 (33:10):
No, no, all right.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
So you know I know that sometimes I give cause
for you to worry about my mental acuity, often.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
Often, And something happened on Saturday.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
To be honest, since I've come back from overseas, you
know what it is. It's the stress of the book. Okay, this,
the stress of the book has really taken a toll
on me. Look, the skin is peeling off my hands,
and from doing what stressing about?
Speaker 5 (33:43):
Not writing the book?
Speaker 2 (33:44):
There's no finger off your typing fingers.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Looking pristine anyway, it's for some reason I really got
in my head about it. And but since I came
back from my two trips overseas, which happened very close
to each other due to poor planning on my part,
I have really been adult. And I told you last
(34:09):
week or a couple of weeks ago, how I after
paid myself and so now I'm having to catch up
on my work. Anyway, I haven't known, I knew had
a gig on Saturday Saturday Night, which was a really
interesting thing. And it was a book. It was a
book event you're an author, but it was a best seller.
It was called the best.
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Seller Book Quiz Game or something and.
Speaker 3 (34:33):
It was four people who'd all published books and hosted
by Matthew Hardy and a comedian.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
What was the show that he was on back in
the day?
Speaker 8 (34:46):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:47):
Was he on v channel ABCSBS no Foxtael, Foxtown.
Speaker 5 (34:52):
And it was I was on it as was a show.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
No no, It was a tonight show called the Big Schmooz.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
Oh my God, and he hosted it the needed radio
as well.
Speaker 5 (35:01):
Did any he might have on sport.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I think you will recognize the face.
Speaker 5 (35:07):
Anyway, So he'd asked me to be on it.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Gina Liano was on it, who was one of the
ogives of Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (35:14):
Yes and a dodge. She said, she wrote a book.
This is so incredible.
Speaker 3 (35:21):
In eight days she wrote ten thousand words a day
and in eight days her.
Speaker 5 (35:28):
Book was finished. That's okay.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
To be fair, she didn't have any copies of her book.
It's apparently sold out when she wrote it in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Holes in this story, I would like, well, I don't
think so, because I finished it, but I forgot to
bring it.
Speaker 5 (35:42):
No, No, she doesn't have it. It's sold out.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
It's only sixteen ten years ago. Okay, she doesn't have
any copies of it.
Speaker 5 (35:48):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
What's it called?
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Well, it would have been called Gina Liano, I Am Fearless,
my life, my way. Oh thanks, Lash's dad, Max Smilow's dad. Anyway.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
So then it was John Saffran, many books, written, many books.
The most recent win he camps out in Cargne's house,
breaks into Carne's house and stays there for a week.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Which interesting story, by the way.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
Folk.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
Yeah, and then he was talked about on the Joe
Rogan podcast by an Australian comedian and I said to him,
how is that for you?
Speaker 5 (36:25):
And he said, I got four new followers copies the
biggest podcast in the world.
Speaker 3 (36:31):
Well, he wouldn't know yet if that's happened, because you know,
they are so far behind the thing.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
And Pam Miranda anyway, So my mother in law, who loves.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Book, winner of Survivor, Pam Miranda, celebrity survivor.
Speaker 5 (36:47):
Who else was on it?
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Shane Gould? Really it was a long time ago. Someone
else macau Shane good one another season I can't remember.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
But anyway, she's so lovely, so lovely. Anyway, my mother
in law wanted to come. My mother in law is
a huge reader and she was going to bring her
sister Robin, and the pair of them are big readers together.
Speaker 5 (37:08):
They're in book clubs. They la la la.
Speaker 3 (37:10):
So I'm like, sure, I'll message my manager. So on
Saturday at about ten minutes to two, I say to Peter,
I might message Safran and see if he wants to
share a car in tonight because he lives, you know,
five minutes from me, and if he's going to Uber
or whatever, I can pick him up or whatever. And
(37:32):
Peter's just not really listening. He's had a big night
the night before. I've had to bring him a bagel
in bed. I've been cooking bagels with the boys down
the story.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Yeah, like it's needed.
Speaker 5 (37:41):
Well, I've had a lovely time. The bagel in bed twist?
Why what's the tweety?
Speaker 2 (37:46):
I just wanted to remind Peter, if he's listening, that
he was having a.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Big He knows that he who was well looked after
well looked after.
Speaker 5 (37:57):
Anyway. But I've been.
Speaker 3 (37:58):
Downstairs cooking with the balls. Had a lovely time that
we've made bagels. I've brought some upstairs. Ten to two,
I say I might share a car with Safran tonight
on message him later. And then I went, oh, I've
got to check on Marie's tickets. I can't remember how
she's getting them. So I get out my phone and
I'm going to message my manager. And then I went, no,
need to message her on a Saturday, She'll have emailed me.
(38:20):
So I go to my emails and there, sure enough,
he's an email your movement schedule for today, and in
there it sees Marie's tickets will be at the door
under her under the name Marie Lewis. I'm like, oh, fantastic,
I'll message her. And then I'm just reading it and
it says venue opens at one pm, and.
Speaker 2 (38:39):
I'm like, I'm getting gig anxiety. Oh my good already.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
And I'm like, oh, that's very early for the venue
to open for an evening geek on a Saturday night.
And then it says talent to arrive between two and
two thirty pm. GIEK starts at three. It is six
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minutes to two.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
Like this where you live it's supposed to be so yes,
so give me.
Speaker 6 (39:15):
I didn't like it either. Afternoon.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Oh my god, Oh my god, I just I straightened up.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
The Italian in me right now is so panicked.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
The Italian, Oh my goodness. And Peter was like, what what,
because I was like, oh my god, oh my god,
I hadn't had a shower. I was wearing I'd had
a plunge.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
That more plunged.
Speaker 5 (39:38):
We had a plunge.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
No, it's like mineral baths and afterwards you it's supposed
to cross that off.
Speaker 5 (39:45):
Said it was one of the most stressful things. And also.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Okay because the person that had organized the gi no, this.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
Is no one else's fint no.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
Saying that this is why if it was just me,
terrible enough, But there's a full house of people waiting,
very rude. And also the person that had organized the gig,
maybe in the past.
Speaker 5 (40:12):
I had gone out with them.
Speaker 3 (40:13):
So it's not which a point which Saffran made in
full front of the crowd unnecessary.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Your ex has made a gig, so you.
Speaker 5 (40:21):
Can't be right.
Speaker 3 (40:22):
And literally I haven't even talked to him in ten years,
and the first time I do is when I'm arriving
for game, and he's.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
He's worked so hard on it.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Here you come in, Hurricane Kate, what idea? Did a shower?
Speaker 5 (40:38):
Yes? Yes I did?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Okay, So Peter was a big call.
Speaker 5 (40:42):
You know what Peter said? And I love this so much?
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Who is this guy? What?
Speaker 5 (40:48):
Who you want me to punch? He said, what do
you want me to do? Is that the loveliest sentence
anyone can utter.
Speaker 2 (40:58):
That's the best and up there with today's canceled.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
Yeah, what do you want me to do? And I said, well,
you can drive me in there if you can drop
and go suck. And I know I can drive from
the night before. And so I had a shower. I
got just I literally didn't even know what I was
gonna wear. I pulled on clothes.
Speaker 5 (41:23):
You said, like the biggest thirteen year old girl.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
I've ever heard. I was gonna wear.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
Well, I didn't know what I was gonna wear because
I thought I had the whole afternoon to think about it,
and I was going to have a nap with my husband.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
I love the way that you forward plan when you're
going to think about something later. Yes, yes, can everyone
do that.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
I'll think about that.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
So I say I'll think about what I'm gonna wear
this afternoon. Like you put away time to think about
what you're gonna wear.
Speaker 5 (41:47):
I have to work out what I'm.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
Gonna wear in control of my thoughts like that. I
wish schedule thoughts.
Speaker 3 (41:55):
Well, obviously I can't schedule schedule anyway. So I had
a shower, I got dressed. I quickly put on the scar.
I thought, that's the one thing I can't do in
the car, particularly if we're driving at the guy, which
my husband doesn't normally do.
Speaker 5 (42:11):
By the way, normally his fairies wow in the vehicle,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
He takes a good time.
Speaker 1 (42:21):
Ones.
Speaker 5 (42:22):
But today he had to be pass and furyous.
Speaker 2 (42:26):
He had to get his healthy, dirty forgetful wife to.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Workig anyway, and what would you say is the time
normally from my house because it was in twenty five
yeap with no impedis if you're doing well. My husband
dropped me literally at the door at twelve at.
Speaker 5 (42:47):
Two thirty four, two.
Speaker 3 (42:50):
Thirty four, that is a dream run thirty four. We
left the house at I reckon twelve minutes past. Bearing mind,
had a shower show I tried.
Speaker 5 (43:02):
My hair was not good, My hair was not good.
I see to.
Speaker 2 (43:05):
At one point I.
Speaker 5 (43:07):
Plugged in a curling tongue and Peter went, what are you?
I just couldn't.
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Yeah, I couldn't, and then he drove me. I've never
been more in love with him.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
We love Pete, love him. The gig was a roaring success.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
That was great. It was so great and so fun.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
And your book what about it?
Speaker 5 (43:26):
Which one? The one that's to come?
Speaker 2 (43:29):
The future?
Speaker 5 (43:30):
Hit player player something?
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Think about it later.
Speaker 5 (43:36):
I'll think about it later.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
So do you not have the capacity to think about
something later? I can't think about things in the moment,
let alone later, Like when do you think about things?
Speaker 5 (43:44):
But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (43:44):
I can't control that. We speak about that often.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
No, I know that's room no, but when so you
can't go I'll think about that later.
Speaker 5 (43:57):
I can that.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
I can say that.
Speaker 5 (43:58):
But about you mean you'll forget to think about it?
Speaker 6 (44:02):
Of course?
Speaker 3 (44:03):
Oh you'll forget to think about it. Oh yeah, no,
that's that's normal. Well then you yeah, no, that's normal.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
Yeah, okay, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (44:11):
I think that's normal? But sometimes would you remember to
think about it later?
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (44:16):
I thought you meant you can't think about it later?
Speaker 3 (44:18):
Because once you have the thought the thoughts, your mind
will be so full of the thoughts you can't do it.
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Very fixed on a thought. Yeah, to the point of crippling.
And I can't do anything else right, Yes, like what
what would I wear tonight? Ah, that's six hours gone,
can't reply to your text, can't concentrate, can't do anything.
Speaker 5 (44:42):
It's very stressful.
Speaker 2 (44:44):
What sounds stressed?
Speaker 5 (44:45):
And I'll tell you what else was stressful.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
When Saffron made the announcement that I used to go
out with the guy that hosted the show, my mother
in law had never heard that. She didn't know that.
She doesn't know that I had a previous life. She
thought I came to her son a sixty year old.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Like one of the characters from Gwen's app.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
She got quiet a surprise.
Speaker 2 (45:09):
But you've got an ex what's really interesting that your
parents have exes. And there's been times over the years
where a drunk auntie or someone's something about what you know,
I had an ex, or dad had the most or
because my dad's crew and my mom's girl sisters and
(45:34):
they're all in the same suburb.
Speaker 5 (45:35):
So there's a little bit of a little bit of this.
Speaker 2 (45:39):
And Okay, who had the most I can't remember. I
just think that's something that you can't really you can't
cope with the thought of your parents having exes.
Speaker 5 (45:48):
Do you want to hear something extraordinary?
Speaker 2 (45:50):
I wants to know that their parents have an ex.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
My mother was proposed to. Now, bear in mind she
was in a religion, so obviously proposals flow a bit
more freely in the religion with religious people. However, even
that aside, before she met my dad, my mother was
(46:13):
proposed to five times.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
She's in demand. She's in demand five times. How much
would you hold that over your partner for the rest
of your days?
Speaker 5 (46:27):
Just she must have been.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
If five people who proposed to me before I married Cody,
his nickname to me would be number six. Yes, I'd
like take the bens out.
Speaker 5 (46:35):
Six six and consider himself lucky.
Speaker 3 (46:39):
Yes, quite amazing. Although one of the guys broke up
with her because he didn't want this was his term
colored children.
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Oh my god, Yes, yes, I like him.
Speaker 5 (46:56):
That was number three. Not that we don't like him,
but that was the thinking. Do you know what I mean?
Like for a white guy.
Speaker 3 (47:01):
To take on a woman a Jamaican apart Jamaican woman.
Even then they obviously had that, you know, they could
sum someone up immediately about there.
Speaker 5 (47:12):
Yeah, so that was interesting.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
And when we went back to America, Mum wanted us
to meet him because she wanted him to see how
white we were.
Speaker 5 (47:23):
Isn't that perverse?
Speaker 2 (47:31):
Yeah, like Mum was like, I want him to see geez, yeah,
let that go. Well you wouldn't, of course you wouldn't.
But I don't know about flying the family to America.
Speaker 5 (47:41):
And it wasn't the reason.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
We were already going to to see my grandmother, my
Jamaican grandmother, which sounds at the start of a joke. Anyway,
how funny. Who are there any of them still around?
Speaker 5 (47:51):
The exes?
Speaker 2 (47:52):
I'm not too sure. I mean, I don't want to ask.
I don't want to hear.
Speaker 5 (47:55):
About organizing that as a party surprise.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
Mum fear seventieth. I got every guy I've ever been,
ever been with her. Mom Lenna just said we got
together very young. So I like to think that there
wasn't much room for too many, too much fashioned about
before they loved that about it a little bit, or
doesn't remember one one guy I think it was one.
Speaker 5 (48:21):
How do you know about it?
Speaker 2 (48:23):
I was a drunk and spilled the It's always an
arnie your parents. If you want to hear juicy GOSSI
about your parents, have a have a nice little drink
with her.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
Your You know he does it in our family, My
mother in law, she spills it. Mostly she holds it,
but then at some point it just she must be
overfulled like a cauldron, like a witch's cauldron, and it
comes bubbling out. The eye of newte comes out.
Speaker 2 (48:46):
But I am carrying the tradition.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
She's told the kids something about their dad that the
kids are so fascinated.
Speaker 5 (48:53):
One of his ex girlfriends.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
Now, I'm now we all want to know.
Speaker 5 (48:57):
I can't now, we all want to know to say it.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Producers won't let us.
Speaker 5 (49:01):
Let me just say this. Can you meet her at school?
Speaker 2 (49:08):
For we love?
Speaker 5 (49:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (49:11):
I love that future podcast season Hello.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
Mother in law because Marison Avid listener and say's Nana
Rob who was the game?
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Oh look at that reading between the lines today. It's
a text.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
From Oh, just the purity of this, the essence of
just the mother, the mother Elisa buck hared Lisa.
Speaker 5 (49:33):
Oh, hello Elisa, that's a lovely name. Elisa.
Speaker 2 (49:36):
Hey, Lisa, I have made note of Oscar's number. Are
you back at work? Snuggles? Megan's sheep had to be
put down. George Jackson and Michael's father has lung cancer,
no chemo. Deciding where to plant blood Orange Tree found
potato bags to go under bard chips to stop those
weeds coming through.
Speaker 6 (49:52):
Love you.
Speaker 2 (49:53):
It's a text from what a roller coaster. We've got cancer,
We've got a dead sheep, We've got weeds.
Speaker 3 (50:01):
We've got cancer, but no Keino. But that's a whole story.
Speaker 5 (50:05):
It's just there is.
Speaker 2 (50:08):
It's a big farm to cook up, so many layers.
Speaker 5 (50:14):
Love you.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
The buck Up podcast is hosted by me Kate Langbrook
and him Nathan Valvo. It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French.
Audio and sound by the magnificent Yack Lawrence you.
Speaker 5 (50:30):
Might call him Jack and Dom Evans.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Oh We're lucky.
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