September 8, 2025 • 44 mins
- The botox dis
- Weird husband habit
- Glamour photo
- Captain lee is back
- Text from mum
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
H imagine, if you will, that you are in a
place of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you,
they yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see
(00:21):
is a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It
will cut you off of the knees, then gift.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You a pair of easies.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
And that, my.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Friends, is why you always always need.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
A buck up. No no, no, no, no no no no.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
No bye bye bye bye bye about that?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Okay, hello, than.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Nate.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
When you do that with your voice, you change the
tone of the podcast very quickly.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Because my husband's been listening to us because he's away,
because he's.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
In the Readegon's out.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
There, might I say the nether region.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
He's getting his cape fixed, his wife fixed by downloading
buck up here.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yes, he said he's listened to four in a row.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
So for him and loved them. That's good.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
He said one episode was not as good as the others,
and I really which one, he goes, I can't remember,
and then he said, I think it might be just
so listen to them.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Out of order. Oh, there is no order. There's no order.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
There is no order. Well, there is order, and who
upholds the order?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
The order keeper, the keeper of the order with her
fresh face.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Sasha French, the greatest producer in the land. Hello, wait,
you're waiting for some sort of slap. You're looking at
me nervously. There's no slap.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Wow, first time you can't talk.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
What did you say to Sash before this show started?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
It is a compliment. Are we really going to start
this fight? I just know it's not a far we're
going to fight in front of guests.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Just actually, let's get listeners, Let's get the buckwhits to
waigh in.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
They'll tell us whether or not this is a compliment.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Sasha said before something something about having botox when I
have botox, and.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Valvo said, oh do you get botox?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Why did your voice go so high?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Well, because you I'm trying to convey the surprise that
you had when you asked, and the inference was you
don't look like you get botox. You then trying to
pass that off as a compliment. This is my words
are how do you okay? How do you recall it?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
This is why it is a compliment. I think Sash
looks good.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
With as no. I just think doesn't have both.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I just thought Sash looked good full stop. And so
when you said you get botox, I was like, oh,
I didn't even think that far ahead. I didn't think
you got botox. You looked good because but she looks
good because she's but you always look good because.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
She's grizzled like a gringots. When said why.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Doesn't make sense where it's a double compliment because I
think she always looks good, and I just never assumed
because it was a botox. Just didn't think you got botox.
How is this? How is this a bad thing to go?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
No, I don't know you got photos. Both of us
heard it a different way.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
But whatever that we know we've established on this show
what you are. You're a neger, yes you anyway, Here
we are and can we just say in on the
buck up we come to, we come to our beautiful show,
our place of sanctuary, our safe harbor.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
In all manner of states.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
We've been out in the world and as we know
the world can be a rough place.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
It's getting better. You know why it's getting better? You
know when you can tell, especially in Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Because the sun's coming out is actually.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Over not yet, not like over over. You can tell,
you know, I feel like if this is a flight,
your little landing things on and you've gotta put your
seat belt on.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
We're coming down.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
It's ready, We're done.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It was too long, whisky drinks cold.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Everyone in New South Wales is in water for the
whole then there's other parts that don't get any rain
at all. I'm over, I'm happy.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
So you've just proven my point.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
People come to the buck up suffering in a myriad
of ways, which Valvo is going to.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Across the dregs for some reason in the wrong area.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Geography called disasters. Thank you to buck up our crew. Anyway.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Sasha French, who is, despite appearances to the contrary, a
very good person, a lovely person, a kind person. She
went today to see this elderly nighbor that she befriended
six or seven years ago, Yes, about that long.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
A woman called Zoe. She's now ninety four.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
That's a cool name. I know.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
She's a cool old woman. Way, Zoe's got the things
over the e No z a y.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Oh, Zoe. Oh that's very luck from a Disney show,
isn't it.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Anyway, Zoe's daughter is sending her to Adelaide, where she's
going to live in a home. So Sash went to
say goodbye to her today.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
And still steal her last belongings.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Honestly, I encouraged her so often, just like.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Who's in the am I a trinket?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
No?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Nothing does nothing out of self interest, especially not botox.
She's just a lovely person. Anyway, it was a very
moving afternoon.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Cried a lot.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Yes that's nice, but now you have a reason to
go to Adelaide.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Exactly, I'll go visit her. Also, how lovely. That's who
is That's who stash the French cheese.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
That's who our producer is, who she is, That's who
you and I are not.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Could that's who we're not. And it's very important.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
We had to get some we have to get go
check out that place we're moving to. You know we're moving.
And we met the neighbors when we were coming out.
Hasn't met the neighbors, asn't They were hanging out in
the front to see who the neighbor and it ended
up being lovely and had a good chat. But what
mum and dad, two kids, she's Australian, blah blah blah.
(06:57):
All very fine and lovely. Were getting the guy that
we laughed, and I realized that chat, probably almost five
or six minutes, was the longest amount of time we
have ever spoken to neighbors in our twelve years of
living together in places.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I'm going to say to you, good neighbors. How does
the song go? Because it's so true.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yeah, that's when good neighbors become good friends.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
So a good neighbor is the greatest gift. However, I will.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
It's easy to get out into things than it is
to get out of things.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Well, that's a good point, but I feel like parents
with kids in primary school, their schedules are a bit
different to ours. They're coming and going at different times
to us. But I think it's also a generational thing
because none of my friends talk to their neighbors. No
one I know talks to their neighbors. People've spoken to
me often about having no relationship whatsoever with anyone in
(07:56):
their apartment complex, in their streets.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
May I tell you something to you hang out with
your neighbors. Well, no, we've.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Got flats on either side of us. But Peter, yeah,
Peter always knows who the neighbors are. But on the
other side of us. Now, this is really terrible. There's
something wrong with me, and I don't know what it is.
There's an Italian couple with a little girl, a young
Italian couple.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Where did I live for two years?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
There's a book about it.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
They really they speak Italian. They're really lovely.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
When we first moved in, they stopped and asked about it.
For Christmas that year, we gave them a bottle of
wine and my book. I have not spoken to them since.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Oh did they have? Maybe they read your book?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
No, I have.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
They're always really friendly, and I'm just I'm always so weird.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
You love Italian?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
True why? I don't know why.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
But often I'll be in a hurry and I don't
and so I just go. I say, like, I wave,
but then I hastily run into the house or into
my car.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
It's true that we know you're Queen Fossica. So for
someone to look at you from a distance, you're not relaxed,
You're not saying hell you know you are so fossicking
your heads in your bag, you cut, You're pushing your
car seat with your.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
For my door. And that's how I opened my doors,
opened the car door like that. How did most people
do it? It's so heavy in my hands.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
So I just feel like, you know, they're like, well,
well let it leave her alone.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
But and this is the hypocrisy inherent in all humans
that manifests in many different ways. I also am the
sort of person that pays lip servers to loving thy neighbor.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
And yet can't bring.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Myself to have a conversation or God forbid, to drink
with them.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
And Peter's really friendly, and he's really friendly with them, but.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
I haven't offered him to go over for a drink.
Oh yeah, they have about Okay, sorry, you're the problem.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
He said they'd love to have a so for a
drink and I went, oh, that's nice anyway, Yeah, you know,
just that thing where you don't make a time what.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
They're so lovely.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
I think everyone has a fear. You touched on it.
Everyone has a fear what if they are just awful people?
They're not, But you don't everyone's nice on the street.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
No, no, a neighbor, aren't they everyone's nice?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Having a wave.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Anyway, You're about to find we're going.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
To miss our boomers. There are there is two mystery
boomers in our street. We've lived at this place we
are about to leave for three years. Bins they do
our bins when we forget. But more importantly, the front
the nature street. Nature Street never spoken to us.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Give a clap to the beautiful boomers.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
You don't know who it is. Oh yes, they go
and help the gaze at number nine.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Have they got an electric How are they doing it?
Speaker 4 (10:50):
There's a moa and then yeah, proper old storm and
the other one's electric as well. The little whipper snipper.
So thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
You're doing your edges on our edges.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
What are you giving them as they think when you
move out? Or is you're moving out?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
The thank you?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Yeah, that's we're doing it during the night so no
one sees rh actually speaking of moving This is a
question I have for you. We love a question and
I hope you have an easy answer for.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Anyone who has questions, Sasha French. How can they send
them to us? How easy?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
By the way, buckheads, we're calling my husband in this app.
We're calling Cody.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Soon are we calling him out?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
I'm calling him out on a call, calling him if
he answers answer, here's.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
My questions a question he can't answer for you.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Yeah, Well, that's funny because.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
As we know, he knows everything he does.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
There's been many books written about this, but I still
can't make my mind. After yep, what on earth do
you keep and what do you throw away? Why doesn't
anybody Nate Voal have the answer to this question, Nate Valve,
why do I hold things and stare at it, going, Oh,
I need this notebook from eight years ago. It's got
(12:08):
some jokes scribbled on it, or worse.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
You're about to throw it out, and then.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
You're like you second guess it, and my second guess.
I know I might need to keep this eight year
old notebook?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Why do I need it?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I don't know?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Why do I need this T shirt? I will never
fit into ever again? But I have some pretty nice
memories of the couple of nights in particular I wore
and this happened, and this happened where I'm like, this
can go, but I'm.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Ruthless with but I won't. I don't know. Sash's a
good declutterer.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Yeah, I'm brutal.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Oh, and what's what's the in the sentence? What's the ethos?
Just if you haven't used it or touched it for
the last say, two or three years.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
On that thinking you would have thrown at your vagina?
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Are you Cody a great mindset? Okay, so you have
Claris Cliff, Oh that that's a.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
No, it has to go. Won't you use it? These books?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
If it doesn't spark joy this.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yes, it's all.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Well and good to have a little quote for a book,
but when you're standing.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
There in front of it, it's very hard.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
So most of it's coming. I just don't know what
to do. There's boxes for days.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
What sort of stuff is that?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Just a lot of like things, you know what?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
The The problem is too that things have got and
we've got too many things in the world generally, and
things have an inherent value, and as humans we know
that there's an inherent value. So to be throwing things
out or getting rid of things sits in a bad
(13:54):
place with the historical US and the modern US.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Don't you think think it's a bit of an animal brain.
I don't want to take that belongs in my cave.
That Kylie CD single from nineteen eighty nine belongs in
the cave?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Correct, I he need it? You never know when you'll
need it. You you may never be offered another one again.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Am I keeping this Nintendo sixty four? Yes, I am.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
By the way you would keep the card.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
I just make that up as if I wouldn't. Oh
my god, just on Nintendo's just before we call my
husband and I won't bring it up with him because
he hates this story. But I love telling this story. Heye,
buckheads that are in a relationship, You know, you have
that one story on your partner that you love bringing
up at dinners drinks just around people when like Cody's
(14:40):
being a bit too funny. He's having a good night.
This guy down a few.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Not really really, mayly because.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
My family like him more than they like me. When
Cody was young and he's so kind and plays by
the rules.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yes, he's a good citizen.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
He's a good person. Oh, when Cody was ten or eleven,
he wrote a letter to Agro's Cartoon Connection and told
them that his sister was dying. Oh and he won
a pinball machine.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Oh you're cuidding, Oh you're cuding.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
The best story. Still got it?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
No, I don't think they still got it or machine.
It's like a Nintendo sixty four something. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
When they delivered it, I'm amazed they didn't want to
do a story on this lovely boy and his If
it was the prog oh, I think that they would
have been oh yeah, death knocking.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
I think they read the letter out because he needed
to read the sister. I'm not too sure. That's an
odd question.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Which when he chose yes, if I was If I
was a sister, I would want to know yes, which
what he threw under.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
The bus for a new Nintendo.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Specific about how they were dying.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
He really doesn't let me bring it up. It's very
angry at me, but God, I love it story, love.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
It because you know what it shows at the same
time inhumanity, buck humanity?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
What a buck? How? I love lying for Nintendo. We
didn't really help up. So what you're sorry your answer
to my Sash because you didn't actually have an answer.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
I struggle similarly in life.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
I'm lumbering through it under the yoke of oppression, which
is I'm carrying the belongings of four little people through
life with me as well. What things are theirs do
I get rid of I can't even get rid of them, Sash?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
What did you keep it? Milos? He still or does
he keep his stuff?
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Just once? One box? Linn Lin's got teeth and hair clippings, and.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
I've got teeth hair clipping.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Actually, I actually was stoked because I used them in
my show a few years ago. She had the shawls
that we were at our communion, at our first communion,
at our so she had all that stuff. What's the
grade three one? That's community community?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I think Catholic you should know.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
I shouldn't remember. Communion regislation is grade six. Yes, speaking mate,
you know I tease you for your upbringing. Then every
now and then I go, I think about what I
have to do. And at my confirmation I sang a
duet with the nun in the church to five hundred people.
(17:42):
With a nun with a nun? Is a duet? I
am Lord, that'sh is.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
On your own with the nun on your own?
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Yes, the two of us saying that.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Song, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Maybe we should do it by special singing. None, they're
all singing not good?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Where are they? I haven't seen a nun since I
came back from.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Italy in my childhood growing.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
You still see them in Italy.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
The nuns never wore the habits. They never looked like none.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Oh did they wear they always sing like slack.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
They always had You're right, they had to know what
their outfits looked A bit bunning, so terrible, just like
plain black jumpers.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Terrible. You know, I often think that about nurses.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Very intense black heavy.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Shoes done to Sasha and I, who remember when we
posed for a We posed a very sexy photo shoot
when I was five months pregnant, seven months pregnant.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Since you and the nurses outfits, yeah, I think I've
seen this.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
And it was and Sash, we had to do it
to comfort a newsreader we worked with, who Hughes. He
had insulted and reduced her to tears at five am
in the morning by saying we were all doing just
having casual chit chat about who would play you in
a movie, and he said to her, you'd be played
(19:07):
by Kathy Baits in the film Misery, which.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Was she pregnant.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Not surprisingly, no, reduced her to tears.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, it was so specific.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Kathy Baits you could get away with She's a great actress.
Kathy Baits in the film Misery. Just terrible, anyone mean, anyway?
To comfort her, he did what he always does, which
he was throwing cash at her. I'm really sorry, Sash
brings the more tissue, come and insult me, throw up
(19:43):
with cash in the good old days. And then, for
some reason he decided that what would cheer her up
and make her feel great was to have a glamour
photograph taken. That's cool glamour photography. But she couldn't go
on her own. I had to go as well, and
Sash had to go, resulting in a very strange photo.
(20:06):
Will we put it on our Yeah, I find the
one of me with a stiffoscope on your belly.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I love this. Yes.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Yeah to families. By the way, a family is still
getting glamour shots.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
Well, I don't know, because do you get yeah twice
because I realized in our house the other day, Because
you know, everyone's photos are on their phone.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
No one gives you a photo.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Now.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
All our photos at home are really old. We're like
a really really you know, when you go to old
people's homes, all their photos are old. That's what is
our house looks.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Nothing gives me a bigger thrill than when you go
to a friend's parents place and on the fridge there
is that magnet from nineteen to ninety seven, someone with
a bad all the kids that were wearing a white shirt.
There's a wind machine, yeah yeah, and they're all leaning over.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah, it's adorable.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Why does that happen anymore? I don't know have you
ever done it? But I know we've never done it.
We've never even had a family portraits.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
I'm sorry. That's what's wrong with the new generation out there.
They've never been hauled over to a photo shoot with.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Mum and day, so then then they subjected to for
the next forty years.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Everyone's in their good outfits. You've had a fight with
your brother in the car, did it? Mum and dad
are in the photos. There's the six all of you
getting what was that thing called on the ads? Are
on TV?
Speaker 5 (21:28):
Or exclusively photosography something something you will see anyway.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
With your son.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
No. No, you've never had a family portrait either.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
I love it. It's always white shirts.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
We did try to when we were on a holiday
in Vietnam. We all got outfits, made strange outfits from
the tailor and then we all assembled and had photos
taken and they're very cute, adorbs, but none of them
are proper.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
And now, poor mothers of the world, all they want
at an event is a photo with their kids, and
no one takes a hell on Earth, No one wants
a bar on her one photo.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Sometimes woman, yes that is me. Sometimes I say to
Peter at the end of a holiday, Hey, darling, show
me all the beautiful photos you took of me with
the kids. Yeah, yeah, who goes? All right, hang on, kids,
go go the round your mom. But he has to
do it, will go.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Oh, I'd really like a pick with everyone.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Rereading.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
If this was the early two thousands, we would pay
a DJ to remix our song. It would be a
ring tone. It would hit the charts.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Oh, no, doubt all the dance floors.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
When I say chart, I mean it would be like
number eight on the dance chart.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Dance, which that's the only one we want to be on.
If we've been remixed by a DJ.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
When someone's like, oh it came out, argue with that,
and then you look at the asterisks like on the
dance chart. Oh she comes, Oh she's left already.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I know she didn't shove me. Oh no, now you
know what.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
I'm like someone who's had a fight with their neighbor
for forty years.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
They hate their neighbor. They can plain and there's a
v O s.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
There's cops visiting every weekend, and then the neighbor dies.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
The current affairs have been twice.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
The neighbor dies.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Oh, and then they like they wake up and they're breathed.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Oh, they've got nothing to do all day, nothing, all
this extra energy. Yeah, that's what I'm like.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
If she doesn't come over, but little brate me and
physically move me.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
You miss her.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I love her.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
You know how we've introduced her before. Yeah, because it's
not okay, I know.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
That's why I had to ask.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
I can't get up with what happens on our podcast, which,
by the way, yes I must give what our money
back guarantee.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Okay, please do you will feel.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Better at the end of this podcast than you do
at the start of it.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
And this is something, do you know what?
Speaker 5 (24:41):
You don't need to be the person that pulls apart
the watch to see how it works and then is
devastated when you can't get the parts back in the casing.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
A lot of people are devastated with you at the moment.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Dead neighbors devast're devastated.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I'm so happy because I'm getting a buck up.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
I'm saying to people the secret of happiness is to
embrace your foul aggressive neighbor and and to accept the
magic of the mechanism of the watch.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Does anyone wear watches anymore? I'm just looking around the room.
I stopped at some point three boys or wear watches?
I stopped with I can't talk wedding ring, which I'm
not wearing right now. I don't like the double I'm
not doing watch and too much humor is going on?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Do you think?
Speaker 4 (25:34):
And then I tried to do the watch.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I'm not wearing a watch either.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Yeah, well, just so you so, what is it I'm
not wearing my wedding ring tonight?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah, I know you're not.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
M for a buck up. Speaking of the guy, I'm married.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
To, Cody, Cody the dabbler.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
He doubles in the party. Well, he he's quite peculiar,
as our husbands are right and they do things.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
He attribute a lot of his peculiarities to being a queenslander.
It's true, but I'm a queen slander and I don't
share his particular.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Let's go through the hit list. Drinks full glasses of
milk every.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Day, Yes, yes, goes to bed at seven o'clock. Seven
thirty gets up at four thirty. Very Queensland thing because
they don't have window covering.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Oh okay, this is not Queensland. This is just when
you're you know, he's very apps and earthquake trackers and
tsunami watchers.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
That's a man.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
This is up there with all time Cody behavior. Right,
let's let's give him a bar.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I love it. I mean he's a very good people know,
he's a very.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Scientific, intelligent, well learned man, highly regarded in the business community,
which neither.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Of us are any of the excuse me, are you highly.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Regarded in the Oh hell? Oh wow, wait, this.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Is in the glorious flesh.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
What were you doing? Tinting your hair?
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Having a what are your teasyanny? I was watching The Nanny.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Oh the you know what, the flashy girl from Flashing.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
We've started watching The Nanny again. It is a good show.
It is right, it is well wet, it's trash, there's
mini skirts, there's slightly weird homophobic jokes.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
She was working in a bridle sharp and flashing. Quick
boyfriend kicked her out in one.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Of those crashing scenes. Where did you well?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
She to go to on a Fanny, So why wouldn't
you join in? That's a very Queensland attitude.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
So away, excuse.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Me, Nathan's actually quite.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Oh okay, that's right. I'm staying with this man.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
Nathan is right. I see you Tony Award in his future.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
So, Cody, I wanted to I want you to tell
Kate and our lovely barheads listening. You had lunch the
other day? What did you order for lunch?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Were you out?
Speaker 3 (28:13):
No?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
No, just at home? What did you order? What did
you order?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Uber eats?
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Yes? And that day I chose subway subway, I choose
twice a week.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Mean love subway?
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Men love subway?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yeah, I mean love subway.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Cody loves a six inch.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Six or nine?
Speaker 4 (28:30):
He goes, he's a foot long?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Foot long?
Speaker 5 (28:35):
What do I call foot long in America? That is so?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
I mean, what do we call foot long here? Oh no,
well that's not a foot in Asia? Thirty thirty centimeters?
That can I say?
Speaker 4 (28:53):
That's a long sub What flavor subjects you got all
that down at? What flavor subway was it for this day?
Speaker 6 (29:07):
Chicken classic, chicken classic on Italian herds and cheese.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
And what is chicken? What is chicken classic?
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Shreaded chicken or slice No, no, no, it's two chicken filets.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
So they say crumbed fried.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
I don't know, it's kind of fried.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Everyone knows subway, Kate, I don't know subway. You don't
know chicken flies. Okay, so that's not the important part.
Eating a chicken foot long from subway.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
I walk, and we want our listeners to have the
full picture.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
I walk, Cody, a man of mystery.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
I walk into the living group and what how are
you eating your subway?
Speaker 6 (29:45):
Oh, dear, with great care? No, I do wear gloves.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
I walked into the Living group, Cody sitting at the
end of the diary table with a hot long in
front of him, with gloves on, like chemist gloves, gloves
chemist gloves that are black for some reason.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
I know, that's really strange. That's something out of a
David Lynch.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
And why were you doing it?
Speaker 6 (30:16):
Because the smell I don't know, or yeah, if the
smell is disgusting and it's in your hands like hours and.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Hours, okay, do you know what you hand? I know
you're a man of science.
Speaker 6 (30:31):
Watch it even if you wash it.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yeah, you know you're a man of science. And I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
If you know anything about how humans have developed over
the years, how we've survived, is there's a very strong
old factory connection with what we put in our mouths.
Certain things sneak through, like blue cheese, for instance. It's
unpleasant in flavor, but delicious, I mean delicious in flavor. Yeah, okay,
(31:00):
So most people are not eating things that smell quote
unquote disgusting.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
It's it's weird.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
It's a good smell, but you get over it.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
He wants it over and done with.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
Yeah, I want it done. And you can't wash it off.
It takes probably like sixty hours of washing to get
it off, this sort of acrid waft, acrid waft.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
And so you're putting the acrid waft in your mouth
in me yep, and you're loving it.
Speaker 6 (31:27):
I can't smell that.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Did you smell the acrid waft?
Speaker 4 (31:30):
You know what I mean? I'm married to someone that
says acrid waft with his tsunami alert app and his
earthquake tracking glove.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Oh that's horrible. I wish you'd taking a picture of it.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
I did. It'll be on the bike up Instagram. Love.
You should name it serial killer eats subway.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
Yes, that's very serial killer ish. When did you do
you always do it with the gloves on or some
recent thing.
Speaker 6 (31:55):
It's just it's it's more recent when I was just
washing my hands all day and I got sick.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
Of it, and you went, I've got a good idea.
Can I ask something else? So you are both home.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
I know where this is going. He was going to
ask you what I eat, because she's obsessed with what
I eat.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
I just find it odd that two people would be
at home together who were ostensibly in a loving relationship.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
You never read the same thing ever, Like I reckon
twice a week, we'll have the same meal.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
But so what would he have? Quickly tell me.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
It's like a salada or yes, yes, green.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
He's like a supermodel from the naughties and he's eating
too crumpled up tissue and.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
This psychopaths in the corner with gloves on.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
But he's eating a foot long and he's got a
healthy appetite.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Acrid w was you're like really?
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Because Sasha and I are always like, how come you're
so trim? And he acts I.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
Don't know, he just eats. It's just very healthy, like
a bird.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
As my mother said, I also eat like a bird
of vulture, A better bety be be be bear?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Do you do yeah?
Speaker 5 (33:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah what what what?
Speaker 4 (33:30):
Sometimes I just think, don't say anything, let that happen.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
It would go on long, daddy, Wow, Sorry.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
It's the eye contact, just confusing things in me this
late in life.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Do you think you could even be confused?
Speaker 4 (33:49):
It's too late to change. Do you think I've said
too many things I've done to so many women?
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Change?
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Yeah, late in life is so much more common than
late in last gay, yeah, I would say, well, just
by it.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Although every American show's got a gay dad that's come
out as gay in his sixties or seventies.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
Yeah, okay, blow deck, but they are of course made up.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
No issues like that with Captain.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Lee, Oh he's still around. No oh, and so rip
he died? No oh, no.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
He's not on the show.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
And he's been replaced by Captain Jason the Australian, which
is great for Captain Jason, but he just doesn't have
the ornery.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
I don't know what you're up to with below Deck
in your life because you haven't actually spoken about it.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
No, I haven't, And you know what's rekindled my love
of it?
Speaker 5 (34:44):
You know. I went to Queensland and stayed with my
brother and sister in law, and I saw my niece
who's just come back with her wife from England and
they have got hooked on below Deck. And part of
the reason they've got hooked on below Deck is because
of me.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
You're the pusher.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Okay, so they reignited my love affair with below Deck.
And for some reason, all the series that we were
watching were Captain Lee mm hm, and I realized Captain
Lee has gone too far and that's probably part of
the reason, aside from the fact that he had bad
(35:21):
nerve damage and in the last series was hobbling around
with a stick. Oh but he himself could not bear
to miss a charter.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
What can we play our favorite Captain le moment? Yes
we can, thank you.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
We are not even close to the gard damn finished,
like the you get your heads out of your hands
or I will get your.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
Ass or funny.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
So he's quite he has this turn of phrase, and
in fact, he's had some classics.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
I think I'm going to say, I think he's an
arm us man.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Oh as in like really getting in there.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
As in okay, as in the pucker effect is so
strong you couldn't drive a street pin up my ass
with a ten pound sledge hammer. Wow, it's always a back,
it's it's I'm like a one legged man in an
ass kicking contest.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Oh, there's the ass, always the ass.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
He's he's he I'm going to eat someone's ass for dinner?
Speaker 4 (36:31):
And is he? How does he her mouth.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Throwt a check that her ass couldn't cash?
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Is he hetero?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
How is it?
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (36:39):
Yeah, okay, you're like, oh yeah, yeah, no, I know, but.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
What gay man wouldn't be saying stuff like this?
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Well, what that sexually frustrated one? Maybe maybe he needs
to just get something done.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
He's just so, how how is your ask going to
cash a check? I mean, who's even got a check?
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Now?
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Are the important questions that below deck asks?
Speaker 5 (37:05):
Anyway, he says, okay, he My My niece Chloe sent
me just a random grab of him the other day
and it just really made me long for him, just long, what's.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
His life post p?
Speaker 2 (37:23):
You know, I hate to think because you listen to the.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
I'd rather sandpaper and tigers as in a phone book
than miss the charger.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
That's not going to happen.
Speaker 5 (37:35):
Okay, that's how much Tiger's ass in. Now he's branched
out into right, but it's all that was to illustrate
how much he doesn't want to miss a charter. That's
what he would do to a gone Yeah, in a
(37:55):
phone boot.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
He got fired.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
I think he got I think he got easy to
he got the ass show.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
Oh Wain Lee, No, I think he's just narrating it
isn't he He's not on the Deadly.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
Waters sale is the tagline your ass watch your ass
ass overboard?
Speaker 5 (38:24):
Anyway, He's just And also I do think maybe he
got moved on as well.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
I will also say this about b D. I feel
like Captain Lee has moved on, but I feel like
everyone has.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Everyone has a bed.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
When the the og buckheads will know when I was mad.
This venture took to the c's Yes, which was not
long ago, yeah, over a year ago. Yes, there was
nothing but BD.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
I was obsessed and in fact, remember I was lying
to people, your children and friends.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
I was lying to everybody.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
My girlfriend came over one day and I was angry
to see her.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Terrible, but it wasn't just you. I was also coming
into the studio with all of my friends talking about it.
We loved it, and it's no longer.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
No because it's lost its sparkle.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
There is no reality show I can think of right
now that's got, that's got the monoculture thing happening. It
was Maths for a bit, by the way, but that's
kind of gone no.
Speaker 5 (39:23):
And also yeah, because it's only in its season, whereas
below Deck you can watch any.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
Time, so everyone's still on maps.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
But I've rediscovered it because of my niece. So you're
back on and her wife, Well they got me back
onto it.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
Okay, it's back on deck. I just I'd rather.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
We've screwed the We've screwed the pooch so many times.
We should have a litter of puppies running around.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Jesus.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
They could have a two car funeral.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
What oh, that's makes sense to me. The two cars
that organized in the funeral, and they still it wrong.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
I'd rather have someone pull me by my for a
not hole in a fence than have mister litt dickery
on my body.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
Camp very specific kink.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
And also it was partials talking about Wares.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
Oh yeah, that's not well, he's a pirate.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
He's a pirate, but these days you can't. And I
think that if he was going sex worker, it wouldn't
have the same.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
Ring ring you know.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
Yeah, it's as yeah, it was a horse ass or
as nervous. I'm sweating like a whore in the front
Pewitch church.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
Oh, A lot of that, A lot of that text
from Mum has landed.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
And this is from Declan.
Speaker 4 (40:47):
Hello Buckhea Decaclan.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
I love that name.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
It's a good it's a strong name.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah, and it's also Irishish.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
I will also add, hmmm, sounds like a bully, but
not this delin. We love him, but it's a bully name.
If I was strong, yeah, if I was writing a
bully character and we're like, oh, yeah's call him Decline
And who would he be bullying Nathan? Oh come on god,
it's a bit of comedy.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Come on, and can I just ask this. It's a
question that's rarely asked when it comes to bullying. Would
Nathan have deserved alright? So beautiful Buckwick Declar.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
Who's not a bully, by the way, has a strong
name Javine.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
And you know why you know he's not.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
Because he listens to this pod.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
He listens to this poet. This is not a pod
for bullies.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
No it's not, but nor is there's two hosting it.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
What about what you did to Sa earlier?
Speaker 4 (41:50):
Complimented her glowing face? What a monster.
Speaker 6 (41:55):
Me?
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Oh that is doubly dawn So Declan and his partner.
I think he might be one of yours. Hello, Italian
are moving to the UK for work?
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Right?
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Oh, message from the mother in law.
Speaker 5 (42:17):
It's a text from mum in law. You will have
to go and visit this pub in UK. Grafton Hand
runs it. He is a bunny boy. He was a
fabulous employee at B H. Macker's and his mum Jane
used to look after Ollie in casual childcare in Ballarat.
His brother leroys the Turret in Ballarat and they did
(42:39):
very well at Ballarat Commerce Awards last night. They won
the Overall Best Business Award two. They're a beautiful family.
Please go say hi from Ian and I.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
We would love that.
Speaker 4 (42:51):
It's a text from mummy Ballarat, VIP and UK the UK.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Not many pubs in the.
Speaker 5 (42:58):
UK, Harley any at all, really likely to stumble across
the one an award?
Speaker 2 (43:03):
They How did they win an award in Ballarat?
Speaker 5 (43:06):
Yeah, but who will still being left behind a busy
as award.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
His brother, his brother Leroy, I knew that.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
Pay attention, Kate.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Oh, I love moms.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
Speaking of which, next week, I demand, nay, I insist.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Is that stronger?
Speaker 4 (43:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (43:33):
I think demand is stronger.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
That's something dak And would do when he's dak And
Ya the bully think. I'm just trying to anyway.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
I need an update on your mother in law, who
last we heard was coming to stay to help you pack.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
Do we do that now because I'll forget next week?
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Can I tell me next week?
Speaker 4 (43:52):
Can you tell us to do that? Because I forget?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
All right?
Speaker 4 (43:54):
What a bug?
Speaker 2 (43:55):
I'm back? I love you. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:04):
The Buckup podcast is hosted by me, Kate Langbrook and
him Nathan Valvo.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French. Audio and sound
by the magnificent Jack Lawrence you might call him Jack.
And Dom Evans. Oh We're lucky
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place of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you,
they yell out, they bitch tits. The world you see
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is a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It
will cut you off of the knees, then gift.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
You a pair of easies.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
And that, my.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Friends, is why you always always need.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
A buck up. No no, no, no, no no no no.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
No bye bye bye bye bye about that?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Okay, hello, than.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Nate.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
When you do that with your voice, you change the
tone of the podcast very quickly.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Because my husband's been listening to us because he's away,
because he's.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
In the Readegon's out.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
There, might I say the nether region.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
He's getting his cape fixed, his wife fixed by downloading
buck up here.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yes, he said he's listened to four in a row.
Speaker 4 (01:26):
So for him and loved them. That's good.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
He said one episode was not as good as the others,
and I really which one, he goes, I can't remember,
and then he said, I think it might be just
so listen to them.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Out of order. Oh, there is no order. There's no order.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
There is no order. Well, there is order, and who
upholds the order?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
The order keeper, the keeper of the order with her
fresh face.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Sasha French, the greatest producer in the land. Hello, wait,
you're waiting for some sort of slap. You're looking at
me nervously. There's no slap.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Wow, first time you can't talk.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
What did you say to Sash before this show started?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
It is a compliment. Are we really going to start
this fight? I just know it's not a far we're
going to fight in front of guests.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Just actually, let's get listeners, Let's get the buckwhits to
waigh in.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
They'll tell us whether or not this is a compliment.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (02:28):
Sasha said before something something about having botox when I
have botox, and.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Valvo said, oh do you get botox?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Why did your voice go so high?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
Well, because you I'm trying to convey the surprise that
you had when you asked, and the inference was you
don't look like you get botox. You then trying to
pass that off as a compliment. This is my words
are how do you okay? How do you recall it?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
This is why it is a compliment. I think Sash
looks good.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
With as no. I just think doesn't have both.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
I just thought Sash looked good full stop. And so
when you said you get botox, I was like, oh,
I didn't even think that far ahead. I didn't think
you got botox. You looked good because but she looks
good because she's but you always look good because.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
She's grizzled like a gringots. When said why.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Doesn't make sense where it's a double compliment because I
think she always looks good, and I just never assumed
because it was a botox. Just didn't think you got botox.
How is this? How is this a bad thing to go?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
No, I don't know you got photos. Both of us
heard it a different way.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
But whatever that we know we've established on this show
what you are. You're a neger, yes you anyway, Here
we are and can we just say in on the
buck up we come to, we come to our beautiful show,
our place of sanctuary, our safe harbor.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
In all manner of states.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
We've been out in the world and as we know
the world can be a rough place.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
It's getting better. You know why it's getting better? You
know when you can tell, especially in Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Because the sun's coming out is actually.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Over not yet, not like over over. You can tell,
you know, I feel like if this is a flight,
your little landing things on and you've gotta put your
seat belt on.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
We're coming down.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
It's ready, We're done.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
It was too long, whisky drinks cold.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Everyone in New South Wales is in water for the
whole then there's other parts that don't get any rain
at all. I'm over, I'm happy.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
So you've just proven my point.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
People come to the buck up suffering in a myriad
of ways, which Valvo is going to.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
Across the dregs for some reason in the wrong area.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Geography called disasters. Thank you to buck up our crew. Anyway.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
Sasha French, who is, despite appearances to the contrary, a
very good person, a lovely person, a kind person. She
went today to see this elderly nighbor that she befriended
six or seven years ago, Yes, about that long.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
A woman called Zoe. She's now ninety four.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
That's a cool name. I know.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
She's a cool old woman. Way, Zoe's got the things
over the e No z a y.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Oh, Zoe. Oh that's very luck from a Disney show,
isn't it.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Anyway, Zoe's daughter is sending her to Adelaide, where she's
going to live in a home. So Sash went to
say goodbye to her today.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
And still steal her last belongings.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Honestly, I encouraged her so often, just like.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Who's in the am I a trinket?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
No?
Speaker 5 (06:04):
Nothing does nothing out of self interest, especially not botox.
She's just a lovely person. Anyway, it was a very
moving afternoon.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Cried a lot.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Yes that's nice, but now you have a reason to
go to Adelaide.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Exactly, I'll go visit her. Also, how lovely. That's who
is That's who stash the French cheese.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
That's who our producer is, who she is, That's who
you and I are not.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Could that's who we're not. And it's very important.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
We had to get some we have to get go
check out that place we're moving to. You know we're moving.
And we met the neighbors when we were coming out.
Hasn't met the neighbors, asn't They were hanging out in
the front to see who the neighbor and it ended
up being lovely and had a good chat. But what
mum and dad, two kids, she's Australian, blah blah blah.
(06:57):
All very fine and lovely. Were getting the guy that
we laughed, and I realized that chat, probably almost five
or six minutes, was the longest amount of time we
have ever spoken to neighbors in our twelve years of
living together in places.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I'm going to say to you, good neighbors. How does
the song go? Because it's so true.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Yeah, that's when good neighbors become good friends.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
So a good neighbor is the greatest gift. However, I will.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
It's easy to get out into things than it is
to get out of things.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Well, that's a good point, but I feel like parents
with kids in primary school, their schedules are a bit
different to ours. They're coming and going at different times
to us. But I think it's also a generational thing
because none of my friends talk to their neighbors. No
one I know talks to their neighbors. People've spoken to
me often about having no relationship whatsoever with anyone in
(07:56):
their apartment complex, in their streets.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
May I tell you something to you hang out with
your neighbors. Well, no, we've.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Got flats on either side of us. But Peter, yeah,
Peter always knows who the neighbors are. But on the
other side of us. Now, this is really terrible. There's
something wrong with me, and I don't know what it is.
There's an Italian couple with a little girl, a young
Italian couple.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Where did I live for two years?
Speaker 4 (08:24):
There's a book about it.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
They really they speak Italian. They're really lovely.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
When we first moved in, they stopped and asked about it.
For Christmas that year, we gave them a bottle of
wine and my book. I have not spoken to them since.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Oh did they have? Maybe they read your book?
Speaker 2 (08:40):
No, I have.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
They're always really friendly, and I'm just I'm always so weird.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
You love Italian?
Speaker 2 (08:47):
True why? I don't know why.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
But often I'll be in a hurry and I don't
and so I just go. I say, like, I wave,
but then I hastily run into the house or into
my car.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
It's true that we know you're Queen Fossica. So for
someone to look at you from a distance, you're not relaxed,
You're not saying hell you know you are so fossicking
your heads in your bag, you cut, You're pushing your
car seat with your.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
For my door. And that's how I opened my doors,
opened the car door like that. How did most people
do it? It's so heavy in my hands.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
So I just feel like, you know, they're like, well,
well let it leave her alone.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
But and this is the hypocrisy inherent in all humans
that manifests in many different ways. I also am the
sort of person that pays lip servers to loving thy neighbor.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
And yet can't bring.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Myself to have a conversation or God forbid, to drink
with them.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
What is that?
Speaker 4 (09:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
And Peter's really friendly, and he's really friendly with them, but.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
I haven't offered him to go over for a drink.
Oh yeah, they have about Okay, sorry, you're the problem.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
He said they'd love to have a so for a
drink and I went, oh, that's nice anyway, Yeah, you know,
just that thing where you don't make a time what.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
They're so lovely.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
I think everyone has a fear. You touched on it.
Everyone has a fear what if they are just awful people?
They're not, But you don't everyone's nice on the street.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
No, no, a neighbor, aren't they everyone's nice?
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Having a wave.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Anyway, You're about to find we're going.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
To miss our boomers. There are there is two mystery
boomers in our street. We've lived at this place we
are about to leave for three years. Bins they do
our bins when we forget. But more importantly, the front
the nature street. Nature Street never spoken to us.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Give a clap to the beautiful boomers.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
You don't know who it is. Oh yes, they go
and help the gaze at number nine.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Have they got an electric How are they doing it?
Speaker 4 (10:50):
There's a moa and then yeah, proper old storm and
the other one's electric as well. The little whipper snipper.
So thank you.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
You're doing your edges on our edges.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
What are you giving them as they think when you
move out? Or is you're moving out?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
The thank you?
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Yeah, that's we're doing it during the night so no
one sees rh actually speaking of moving This is a
question I have for you. We love a question and
I hope you have an easy answer for.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Anyone who has questions, Sasha French. How can they send
them to us? How easy?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
By the way, buckheads, we're calling my husband in this app.
We're calling Cody.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Soon are we calling him out?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
I'm calling him out on a call, calling him if
he answers answer, here's.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
My questions a question he can't answer for you.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Yeah, Well, that's funny because.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
As we know, he knows everything he does.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
There's been many books written about this, but I still
can't make my mind. After yep, what on earth do
you keep and what do you throw away? Why doesn't
anybody Nate Voal have the answer to this question, Nate Valve,
why do I hold things and stare at it, going, Oh,
I need this notebook from eight years ago. It's got
(12:08):
some jokes scribbled on it, or worse.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
You're about to throw it out, and then.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
You're like you second guess it, and my second guess.
I know I might need to keep this eight year
old notebook?
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Why do I need it?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I don't know?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Why do I need this T shirt? I will never
fit into ever again? But I have some pretty nice
memories of the couple of nights in particular I wore
and this happened, and this happened where I'm like, this
can go, but I'm.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Ruthless with but I won't. I don't know. Sash's a
good declutterer.
Speaker 6 (12:40):
Yeah, I'm brutal.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Oh, and what's what's the in the sentence? What's the ethos?
Just if you haven't used it or touched it for
the last say, two or three years.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
On that thinking you would have thrown at your vagina?
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Are you Cody a great mindset? Okay, so you have
Claris Cliff, Oh that that's a.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
No, it has to go. Won't you use it? These books?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
If it doesn't spark joy this.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yes, it's all.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Well and good to have a little quote for a book,
but when you're standing.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
There in front of it, it's very hard.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
So most of it's coming. I just don't know what
to do. There's boxes for days.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
What sort of stuff is that?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Just a lot of like things, you know what?
Speaker 5 (13:34):
The The problem is too that things have got and
we've got too many things in the world generally, and
things have an inherent value, and as humans we know
that there's an inherent value. So to be throwing things
out or getting rid of things sits in a bad
(13:54):
place with the historical US and the modern US.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
Don't you think think it's a bit of an animal brain.
I don't want to take that belongs in my cave.
That Kylie CD single from nineteen eighty nine belongs in
the cave?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Correct, I he need it? You never know when you'll
need it. You you may never be offered another one again.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
Am I keeping this Nintendo sixty four? Yes, I am.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
By the way you would keep the card.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
I just make that up as if I wouldn't. Oh
my god, just on Nintendo's just before we call my
husband and I won't bring it up with him because
he hates this story. But I love telling this story. Heye,
buckheads that are in a relationship, You know, you have
that one story on your partner that you love bringing
up at dinners drinks just around people when like Cody's
(14:40):
being a bit too funny. He's having a good night.
This guy down a few.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Not really really, mayly because.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
My family like him more than they like me. When
Cody was young and he's so kind and plays by
the rules.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yes, he's a good citizen.
Speaker 4 (14:58):
He's a good person. Oh, when Cody was ten or eleven,
he wrote a letter to Agro's Cartoon Connection and told
them that his sister was dying. Oh and he won
a pinball machine.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Oh you're cuidding, Oh you're cuding.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
The best story. Still got it?
Speaker 4 (15:29):
No, I don't think they still got it or machine.
It's like a Nintendo sixty four something. Oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
When they delivered it, I'm amazed they didn't want to
do a story on this lovely boy and his If
it was the prog oh, I think that they would
have been oh yeah, death knocking.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
I think they read the letter out because he needed
to read the sister. I'm not too sure. That's an
odd question.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Which when he chose yes, if I was If I
was a sister, I would want to know yes, which
what he threw under.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
The bus for a new Nintendo.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Specific about how they were dying.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
He really doesn't let me bring it up. It's very
angry at me, but God, I love it story, love.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
It because you know what it shows at the same
time inhumanity, buck humanity?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
What a buck? How? I love lying for Nintendo. We
didn't really help up. So what you're sorry your answer
to my Sash because you didn't actually have an answer.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
I struggle similarly in life.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
I'm lumbering through it under the yoke of oppression, which
is I'm carrying the belongings of four little people through
life with me as well. What things are theirs do
I get rid of I can't even get rid of them, Sash?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
What did you keep it? Milos? He still or does
he keep his stuff?
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Just once? One box? Linn Lin's got teeth and hair clippings, and.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
I've got teeth hair clipping.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
Actually, I actually was stoked because I used them in
my show a few years ago. She had the shawls
that we were at our communion, at our first communion,
at our so she had all that stuff. What's the
grade three one? That's community community?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I think Catholic you should know.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
I shouldn't remember. Communion regislation is grade six. Yes, speaking mate,
you know I tease you for your upbringing. Then every
now and then I go, I think about what I
have to do. And at my confirmation I sang a
duet with the nun in the church to five hundred people.
(17:42):
With a nun with a nun? Is a duet? I
am Lord, that'sh is.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
On your own with the nun on your own?
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Yes, the two of us saying that.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Song, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
Maybe we should do it by special singing. None, they're
all singing not good?
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Where are they? I haven't seen a nun since I
came back from.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Italy in my childhood growing.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
You still see them in Italy.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
The nuns never wore the habits. They never looked like none.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Oh did they wear they always sing like slack.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
They always had You're right, they had to know what
their outfits looked A bit bunning, so terrible, just like
plain black jumpers.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Terrible. You know, I often think that about nurses.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
Very intense black heavy.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Shoes done to Sasha and I, who remember when we
posed for a We posed a very sexy photo shoot
when I was five months pregnant, seven months pregnant.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Since you and the nurses outfits, yeah, I think I've
seen this.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
And it was and Sash, we had to do it
to comfort a newsreader we worked with, who Hughes. He
had insulted and reduced her to tears at five am
in the morning by saying we were all doing just
having casual chit chat about who would play you in
a movie, and he said to her, you'd be played
(19:07):
by Kathy Baits in the film Misery, which.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Was she pregnant.
Speaker 5 (19:15):
Not surprisingly, no, reduced her to tears.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Yeah, it was so specific.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Kathy Baits you could get away with She's a great actress.
Kathy Baits in the film Misery. Just terrible, anyone mean, anyway?
To comfort her, he did what he always does, which
he was throwing cash at her. I'm really sorry, Sash
brings the more tissue, come and insult me, throw up
(19:43):
with cash in the good old days. And then, for
some reason he decided that what would cheer her up
and make her feel great was to have a glamour
photograph taken. That's cool glamour photography. But she couldn't go
on her own. I had to go as well, and
Sash had to go, resulting in a very strange photo.
(20:06):
Will we put it on our Yeah, I find the
one of me with a stiffoscope on your belly.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I love this. Yes.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Yeah to families. By the way, a family is still
getting glamour shots.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
Well, I don't know, because do you get yeah twice
because I realized in our house the other day, Because
you know, everyone's photos are on their phone.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
No one gives you a photo.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Now.
Speaker 5 (20:28):
All our photos at home are really old. We're like
a really really you know, when you go to old
people's homes, all their photos are old. That's what is
our house looks.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Nothing gives me a bigger thrill than when you go
to a friend's parents place and on the fridge there
is that magnet from nineteen to ninety seven, someone with
a bad all the kids that were wearing a white shirt.
There's a wind machine, yeah yeah, and they're all leaning over.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Yeah, it's adorable.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Why does that happen anymore? I don't know have you
ever done it? But I know we've never done it.
We've never even had a family portraits.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
I'm sorry. That's what's wrong with the new generation out there.
They've never been hauled over to a photo shoot with.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Mum and day, so then then they subjected to for
the next forty years.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Everyone's in their good outfits. You've had a fight with
your brother in the car, did it? Mum and dad
are in the photos. There's the six all of you
getting what was that thing called on the ads? Are
on TV?
Speaker 5 (21:28):
Or exclusively photosography something something you will see anyway.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
With your son.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
No. No, you've never had a family portrait either.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
I love it. It's always white shirts.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
We did try to when we were on a holiday
in Vietnam. We all got outfits, made strange outfits from
the tailor and then we all assembled and had photos
taken and they're very cute, adorbs, but none of them
are proper.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
And now, poor mothers of the world, all they want
at an event is a photo with their kids, and
no one takes a hell on Earth, No one wants
a bar on her one photo.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Sometimes woman, yes that is me. Sometimes I say to
Peter at the end of a holiday, Hey, darling, show
me all the beautiful photos you took of me with
the kids. Yeah, yeah, who goes? All right, hang on, kids,
go go the round your mom. But he has to
do it, will go.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Oh, I'd really like a pick with everyone.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Rereading.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
If this was the early two thousands, we would pay
a DJ to remix our song. It would be a
ring tone. It would hit the charts.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
Oh, no, doubt all the dance floors.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
When I say chart, I mean it would be like
number eight on the dance chart.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Dance, which that's the only one we want to be on.
If we've been remixed by a DJ.
Speaker 4 (23:22):
When someone's like, oh it came out, argue with that,
and then you look at the asterisks like on the
dance chart. Oh she comes, Oh she's left already.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
I know she didn't shove me. Oh no, now you
know what.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
I'm like someone who's had a fight with their neighbor
for forty years.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
They hate their neighbor. They can plain and there's a
v O s.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
There's cops visiting every weekend, and then the neighbor dies.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
The current affairs have been twice.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
The neighbor dies.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Oh, and then they like they wake up and they're breathed.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Oh, they've got nothing to do all day, nothing, all
this extra energy. Yeah, that's what I'm like.
Speaker 5 (24:01):
If she doesn't come over, but little brate me and
physically move me.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
You miss her.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I love her.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
You know how we've introduced her before. Yeah, because it's
not okay, I know.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
That's why I had to ask.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
I can't get up with what happens on our podcast, which,
by the way, yes I must give what our money
back guarantee.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Okay, please do you will feel.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Better at the end of this podcast than you do
at the start of it.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
And this is something, do you know what?
Speaker 5 (24:41):
You don't need to be the person that pulls apart
the watch to see how it works and then is
devastated when you can't get the parts back in the casing.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
A lot of people are devastated with you at the moment.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
Dead neighbors devast're devastated.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
I'm so happy because I'm getting a buck up.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
I'm saying to people the secret of happiness is to
embrace your foul aggressive neighbor and and to accept the
magic of the mechanism of the watch.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Does anyone wear watches anymore? I'm just looking around the room.
I stopped at some point three boys or wear watches?
I stopped with I can't talk wedding ring, which I'm
not wearing right now. I don't like the double I'm
not doing watch and too much humor is going on?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Do you think?
Speaker 4 (25:34):
And then I tried to do the watch.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I'm not wearing a watch either.
Speaker 4 (25:36):
Yeah, well, just so you so, what is it I'm
not wearing my wedding ring tonight?
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Yeah, I know you're not.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
M for a buck up. Speaking of the guy, I'm married.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
To, Cody, Cody the dabbler.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
He doubles in the party. Well, he he's quite peculiar,
as our husbands are right and they do things.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
He attribute a lot of his peculiarities to being a queenslander.
It's true, but I'm a queen slander and I don't
share his particular.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Let's go through the hit list. Drinks full glasses of
milk every.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Day, Yes, yes, goes to bed at seven o'clock. Seven
thirty gets up at four thirty. Very Queensland thing because
they don't have window covering.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
Oh okay, this is not Queensland. This is just when
you're you know, he's very apps and earthquake trackers and
tsunami watchers.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
That's a man.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
This is up there with all time Cody behavior. Right,
let's let's give him a bar.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
I love it. I mean he's a very good people know,
he's a very.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
Scientific, intelligent, well learned man, highly regarded in the business community,
which neither.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Of us are any of the excuse me, are you highly.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Regarded in the Oh hell? Oh wow, wait, this.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Is in the glorious flesh.
Speaker 4 (27:05):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
What were you doing? Tinting your hair?
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Having a what are your teasyanny? I was watching The Nanny.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Oh the you know what, the flashy girl from Flashing.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
We've started watching The Nanny again. It is a good show.
It is right, it is well wet, it's trash, there's
mini skirts, there's slightly weird homophobic jokes.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
She was working in a bridle sharp and flashing. Quick
boyfriend kicked her out in one.
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Of those crashing scenes. Where did you well?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
She to go to on a Fanny, So why wouldn't
you join in? That's a very Queensland attitude.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
So away, excuse.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Me, Nathan's actually quite.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Oh okay, that's right. I'm staying with this man.
Speaker 5 (27:57):
Nathan is right. I see you Tony Award in his future.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
So, Cody, I wanted to I want you to tell
Kate and our lovely barheads listening. You had lunch the
other day? What did you order for lunch?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Were you out?
Speaker 3 (28:13):
No?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
No, just at home? What did you order? What did
you order?
Speaker 2 (28:16):
Uber eats?
Speaker 6 (28:17):
Yes? And that day I chose subway subway, I choose
twice a week.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Mean love subway?
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Men love subway?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
Yeah, I mean love subway.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Cody loves a six inch.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Six or nine?
Speaker 4 (28:30):
He goes, he's a foot long?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Foot long?
Speaker 5 (28:35):
What do I call foot long in America? That is so?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
I mean, what do we call foot long here? Oh no,
well that's not a foot in Asia? Thirty thirty centimeters?
That can I say?
Speaker 4 (28:53):
That's a long sub What flavor subjects you got all
that down at? What flavor subway was it for this day?
Speaker 6 (29:07):
Chicken classic, chicken classic on Italian herds and cheese.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
And what is chicken? What is chicken classic?
Speaker 5 (29:13):
Shreaded chicken or slice No, no, no, it's two chicken filets.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
So they say crumbed fried.
Speaker 6 (29:21):
I don't know, it's kind of fried.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Everyone knows subway, Kate, I don't know subway. You don't
know chicken flies. Okay, so that's not the important part.
Eating a chicken foot long from subway.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
I walk, and we want our listeners to have the
full picture.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
I walk, Cody, a man of mystery.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
I walk into the living group and what how are
you eating your subway?
Speaker 6 (29:45):
Oh, dear, with great care? No, I do wear gloves.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
I walked into the Living group, Cody sitting at the
end of the diary table with a hot long in
front of him, with gloves on, like chemist gloves, gloves
chemist gloves that are black for some reason.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
I know, that's really strange. That's something out of a
David Lynch.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
And why were you doing it?
Speaker 6 (30:16):
Because the smell I don't know, or yeah, if the
smell is disgusting and it's in your hands like hours and.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Hours, okay, do you know what you hand? I know
you're a man of science.
Speaker 6 (30:31):
Watch it even if you wash it.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yeah, you know you're a man of science. And I
don't know.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
If you know anything about how humans have developed over
the years, how we've survived, is there's a very strong
old factory connection with what we put in our mouths.
Certain things sneak through, like blue cheese, for instance. It's
unpleasant in flavor, but delicious, I mean delicious in flavor. Yeah, okay,
(31:00):
So most people are not eating things that smell quote
unquote disgusting.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
It's it's weird.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
It's a good smell, but you get over it.
Speaker 4 (31:12):
He wants it over and done with.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
Yeah, I want it done. And you can't wash it off.
It takes probably like sixty hours of washing to get
it off, this sort of acrid waft, acrid waft.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
And so you're putting the acrid waft in your mouth
in me yep, and you're loving it.
Speaker 6 (31:27):
I can't smell that.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
Did you smell the acrid waft?
Speaker 4 (31:30):
You know what I mean? I'm married to someone that
says acrid waft with his tsunami alert app and his
earthquake tracking glove.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Oh that's horrible. I wish you'd taking a picture of it.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
I did. It'll be on the bike up Instagram. Love.
You should name it serial killer eats subway.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
Yes, that's very serial killer ish. When did you do
you always do it with the gloves on or some
recent thing.
Speaker 6 (31:55):
It's just it's it's more recent when I was just
washing my hands all day and I got sick.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
Of it, and you went, I've got a good idea.
Can I ask something else? So you are both home.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
I know where this is going. He was going to
ask you what I eat, because she's obsessed with what
I eat.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
I just find it odd that two people would be
at home together who were ostensibly in a loving relationship.
Speaker 4 (32:16):
You never read the same thing ever, Like I reckon
twice a week, we'll have the same meal.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
But so what would he have? Quickly tell me.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
It's like a salada or yes, yes, green.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
He's like a supermodel from the naughties and he's eating
too crumpled up tissue and.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
This psychopaths in the corner with gloves on.
Speaker 5 (32:46):
But he's eating a foot long and he's got a
healthy appetite.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Acrid w was you're like really?
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Because Sasha and I are always like, how come you're
so trim? And he acts I.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
Don't know, he just eats. It's just very healthy, like
a bird.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
As my mother said, I also eat like a bird
of vulture, A better bety be be be bear?
Speaker 2 (33:23):
Do you do yeah?
Speaker 5 (33:25):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah what what what?
Speaker 4 (33:30):
Sometimes I just think, don't say anything, let that happen.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
It would go on long, daddy, Wow, Sorry.
Speaker 4 (33:40):
It's the eye contact, just confusing things in me this
late in life.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
Do you think you could even be confused?
Speaker 4 (33:49):
It's too late to change. Do you think I've said
too many things I've done to so many women?
Speaker 2 (33:54):
Change?
Speaker 4 (33:54):
Yeah, late in life is so much more common than
late in last gay, yeah, I would say, well, just
by it.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Although every American show's got a gay dad that's come
out as gay in his sixties or seventies.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
Yeah, okay, blow deck, but they are of course made up.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
No issues like that with Captain.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Lee, Oh he's still around. No oh, and so rip
he died? No oh, no.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
He's not on the show.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
And he's been replaced by Captain Jason the Australian, which
is great for Captain Jason, but he just doesn't have
the ornery.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
I don't know what you're up to with below Deck
in your life because you haven't actually spoken about it.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
No, I haven't, And you know what's rekindled my love
of it?
Speaker 5 (34:44):
You know. I went to Queensland and stayed with my
brother and sister in law, and I saw my niece
who's just come back with her wife from England and
they have got hooked on below Deck. And part of
the reason they've got hooked on below Deck is because
of me.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
You're the pusher.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Okay, so they reignited my love affair with below Deck.
And for some reason, all the series that we were
watching were Captain Lee mm hm, and I realized Captain
Lee has gone too far and that's probably part of
the reason, aside from the fact that he had bad
(35:21):
nerve damage and in the last series was hobbling around
with a stick. Oh but he himself could not bear
to miss a charter.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
What can we play our favorite Captain le moment? Yes
we can, thank you.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
We are not even close to the gard damn finished,
like the you get your heads out of your hands
or I will get your.
Speaker 4 (35:43):
Ass or funny.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
So he's quite he has this turn of phrase, and
in fact, he's had some classics.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
I think I'm going to say, I think he's an
arm us man.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Oh as in like really getting in there.
Speaker 5 (36:05):
As in okay, as in the pucker effect is so
strong you couldn't drive a street pin up my ass
with a ten pound sledge hammer. Wow, it's always a back,
it's it's I'm like a one legged man in an
ass kicking contest.
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Oh, there's the ass, always the ass.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
He's he's he I'm going to eat someone's ass for dinner?
Speaker 4 (36:31):
And is he? How does he her mouth.
Speaker 5 (36:33):
Throwt a check that her ass couldn't cash?
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Is he hetero?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
How is it?
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (36:39):
Yeah, okay, you're like, oh yeah, yeah, no, I know, but.
Speaker 2 (36:45):
What gay man wouldn't be saying stuff like this?
Speaker 4 (36:47):
Well, what that sexually frustrated one? Maybe maybe he needs
to just get something done.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
He's just so, how how is your ask going to
cash a check? I mean, who's even got a check?
Speaker 3 (37:02):
Now?
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Are the important questions that below deck asks?
Speaker 5 (37:05):
Anyway, he says, okay, he My My niece Chloe sent
me just a random grab of him the other day
and it just really made me long for him, just long, what's.
Speaker 4 (37:21):
His life post p?
Speaker 2 (37:23):
You know, I hate to think because you listen to the.
Speaker 3 (37:28):
I'd rather sandpaper and tigers as in a phone book
than miss the charger.
Speaker 4 (37:33):
That's not going to happen.
Speaker 5 (37:35):
Okay, that's how much Tiger's ass in. Now he's branched
out into right, but it's all that was to illustrate
how much he doesn't want to miss a charter. That's
what he would do to a gone Yeah, in a
(37:55):
phone boot.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
He got fired.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
I think he got I think he got easy to
he got the ass show.
Speaker 5 (38:06):
Oh Wain Lee, No, I think he's just narrating it
isn't he He's not on the Deadly.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
Waters sale is the tagline your ass watch your ass
ass overboard?
Speaker 5 (38:24):
Anyway, He's just And also I do think maybe he
got moved on as well.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
I will also say this about b D. I feel
like Captain Lee has moved on, but I feel like
everyone has.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Everyone has a bed.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
When the the og buckheads will know when I was mad.
This venture took to the c's Yes, which was not
long ago, yeah, over a year ago. Yes, there was
nothing but BD.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
I was obsessed and in fact, remember I was lying
to people, your children and friends.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
I was lying to everybody.
Speaker 5 (38:56):
My girlfriend came over one day and I was angry
to see her.
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Terrible, but it wasn't just you. I was also coming
into the studio with all of my friends talking about it.
We loved it, and it's no longer.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
No because it's lost its sparkle.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
There is no reality show I can think of right
now that's got, that's got the monoculture thing happening. It
was Maths for a bit, by the way, but that's
kind of gone no.
Speaker 5 (39:23):
And also yeah, because it's only in its season, whereas
below Deck you can watch any.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
Time, so everyone's still on maps.
Speaker 5 (39:31):
But I've rediscovered it because of my niece. So you're
back on and her wife, Well they got me back
onto it.
Speaker 4 (39:36):
Okay, it's back on deck. I just I'd rather.
Speaker 5 (39:43):
We've screwed the We've screwed the pooch so many times.
We should have a litter of puppies running around.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Jesus.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
They could have a two car funeral.
Speaker 4 (39:54):
What oh, that's makes sense to me. The two cars
that organized in the funeral, and they still it wrong.
Speaker 5 (40:01):
I'd rather have someone pull me by my for a
not hole in a fence than have mister litt dickery
on my body.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
Camp very specific kink.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
And also it was partials talking about Wares.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
Oh yeah, that's not well, he's a pirate.
Speaker 5 (40:20):
He's a pirate, but these days you can't. And I
think that if he was going sex worker, it wouldn't
have the same.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
Ring ring you know.
Speaker 5 (40:29):
Yeah, it's as yeah, it was a horse ass or
as nervous. I'm sweating like a whore in the front
Pewitch church.
Speaker 4 (40:37):
Oh, A lot of that, A lot of that text
from Mum has landed.
Speaker 2 (40:44):
And this is from Declan.
Speaker 4 (40:47):
Hello Buckhea Decaclan.
Speaker 2 (40:48):
I love that name.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
It's a good it's a strong name.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah, and it's also Irishish.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
I will also add, hmmm, sounds like a bully, but
not this delin. We love him, but it's a bully name.
If I was strong, yeah, if I was writing a
bully character and we're like, oh, yeah's call him Decline
And who would he be bullying Nathan? Oh come on god,
it's a bit of comedy.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Come on, and can I just ask this. It's a
question that's rarely asked when it comes to bullying. Would
Nathan have deserved alright? So beautiful Buckwick Declar.
Speaker 4 (41:30):
Who's not a bully, by the way, has a strong
name Javine.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
And you know why you know he's not.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
Because he listens to this pod.
Speaker 2 (41:39):
He listens to this poet. This is not a pod
for bullies.
Speaker 4 (41:41):
No it's not, but nor is there's two hosting it.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
What about what you did to Sa earlier?
Speaker 4 (41:50):
Complimented her glowing face? What a monster.
Speaker 6 (41:55):
Me?
Speaker 2 (42:00):
Oh that is doubly dawn So Declan and his partner.
I think he might be one of yours. Hello, Italian
are moving to the UK for work?
Speaker 4 (42:13):
Right?
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Oh, message from the mother in law.
Speaker 5 (42:17):
It's a text from mum in law. You will have
to go and visit this pub in UK. Grafton Hand
runs it. He is a bunny boy. He was a
fabulous employee at B H. Macker's and his mum Jane
used to look after Ollie in casual childcare in Ballarat.
His brother leroys the Turret in Ballarat and they did
(42:39):
very well at Ballarat Commerce Awards last night. They won
the Overall Best Business Award two. They're a beautiful family.
Please go say hi from Ian and I.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
We would love that.
Speaker 4 (42:51):
It's a text from mummy Ballarat, VIP and UK the UK.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Not many pubs in the.
Speaker 5 (42:58):
UK, Harley any at all, really likely to stumble across
the one an award?
Speaker 2 (43:03):
They How did they win an award in Ballarat?
Speaker 5 (43:06):
Yeah, but who will still being left behind a busy
as award.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
His brother, his brother Leroy, I knew that.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
Pay attention, Kate.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Oh, I love moms.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
Speaking of which, next week, I demand, nay, I insist.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Is that stronger?
Speaker 4 (43:32):
No?
Speaker 2 (43:33):
I think demand is stronger.
Speaker 4 (43:34):
That's something dak And would do when he's dak And
Ya the bully think. I'm just trying to anyway.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
I need an update on your mother in law, who
last we heard was coming to stay to help you pack.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
Do we do that now because I'll forget next week?
Speaker 2 (43:51):
Can I tell me next week?
Speaker 4 (43:52):
Can you tell us to do that? Because I forget?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
All right?
Speaker 4 (43:54):
What a bug?
Speaker 2 (43:55):
I'm back? I love you. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:04):
The Buckup podcast is hosted by me, Kate Langbrook and
him Nathan Valvo.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
It's produced by the brilliant Sasha French. Audio and sound
by the magnificent Jack Lawrence you might call him Jack.
And Dom Evans. Oh We're lucky
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