July 7, 2025 • 57 mins
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The Barbara Streisand effect
- Kate does equine therapy
- Umbrellas are weak
- Poop cruise
- Text from mum
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they bitch tits.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
The world you see is a place of paradox of
beauty and cruelty. It will cut you off of the
knees then gift you a pair of easies.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
And that, my.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Friends, is why you always always need a buck up.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye to
bite to batter, Bye bye ba bye bye.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Kate, I bet bey beity b boo. Part of me
loves it so much. I try and fight it. Everyone
I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
What do you fight the enjoyment? It's a pleasure of.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
A private lap dance almost by Kate lambuoy.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
But as you would enjoy it from a healthy distance,
a respectful distance, because you have a top on.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh yes, I've got a top as in like a
classic knitted top.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I've never had a top like these.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Well you said before, just before we record, press record,
I don't own any tops.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
No, I've got no tops.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
And you're a new You're a different person in the top.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
This is from my wardrobe at the project.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Which is now rep you've stolen officially rip out your pop.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I don't think it's stolen because I had my name
stuck on a little label.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Like with a sticker.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, Kate, that will because when they're sorting out people's wardrobe,
because this may surprise you, Nate Valvo, which is who
you are, is thank you, people might be one dream
fair enough, where as I call you, Nate, I am
(02:01):
bigger than most people who work on commercial Tvry that
I am bigger on most women who work on commercial TV. Okay,
so I have my own wardrobe.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
When TV wardrobes are a thing, yes, because I go
into that, I get jealous because the guys when you
go to a show at the Project, it's like do
you want the navy or the brown or the black blazer?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
And that is it?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
And then they have three shirts for everyone and they
don't care what size you are, and they just pull
the shirt in and then pin it.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
At the back so it fits. Yes, but I always
look at the other one, the girl's corner, and it's
just like four rows of just so much.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Color and cool stuff. I don't want to go in
there and play.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Who would ever think that Nate Valvo would want to
go with the girls?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
And my question is what happens with those clothes.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Some of them are bought, a lot of them are linked,
and then they have to be dry cleaned and returned center.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, but I've never really understood how it works or
how the because you do some shows and let's pull
back the curve and let people see the Wizard of
Oz and is the truth.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Of television show?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Baby grizzled wizard? Old man?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
It's actually very boring.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
He's not a wizard. But a lot of shows will
say bring your own wardrobe, which is kind of annoying. Yeah,
that's right, and then they give you all these exclusions
and you can't bring green because that's the color of
our opposition show all blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
No red the chairs are red.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yes, And it's like, how many what? What wardrobe do
you think?
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I am?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Why my accountant? Happy new financial year everyone?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
What a buy off?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Our first weekend off is done? Just you know, feeling
real good?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
On? What did you hear some clapping from the corner?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I did? She just appears?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Is it an echo? It's Sasha A Wrench, the greatest producer?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
You know what? I reckon? What? I think? She's already
done her tax return I would have done it six
months ago.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Of course you have. Have you already got your refund? No,
it hasn't come through yet. But it's all done. It's
a week, it's all done. As opposed to my darling daughter.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
She's doing your tax No, so.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
She said, because she earns under the threshold. So does
that happen automatically? Anyway, we were trying to explain to
her the other day because she said, oh my god,
I got a tax return. She got like two hundred dollars,
so she was over the moon. And then we said, oh,
when you'll be getting another one soon? And she said, no,
not till next year. But we tried to explain to her.
(04:46):
She doesn't understand how the financial years were either.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Do I know? And I'm a businessman. Everyone knows that
about me.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Back to my original point, Oh, you ever get an
email that says something like, don't we have red?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
The chairs are red?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yes, you can go and buy whatever you want and
claim it on tax because it was a specific request outfit.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
But also, I don't have time to go shopping. I'm
not a shopper.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Because my accountant I ask all these sorts of questions.
I'll be like, can I do this?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Understand?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
He says no a lot.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Oh yeah, that so does om. And also, you know
why I'm here. Peter Alan lewis my husband, alleged father
of our four children. You know how I've told you
he never takes my side on anything. And often when
we're out at dinner, I'll say, why don't you keep
the receipt? We can claim it on tax. He's like,
we can't claim it on tax. Oh shut up.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I'm like, wet blanket pee.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Why why would you take the tax department side against?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
And also, Pete, a bank statement is enough.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You don't even need the receipt, Yeah, but you've got
to claim it. Yes, And he goes, well, you can
have the conversation with your account and if you want.
Knowing that I won't, I wouldn't. But then other people
I see all the time who are also working showbies.
If we go out and we're discussing.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Work gossip, they claim it claiming gossip.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah do you claim dinner?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
I claim if I mere mentioned TV? Claim what there
was a TV on somewhere in the venue.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Claim every movie I see, every subscription I have, every
concert I go to, it is Showby's research.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
My husband's really letting me down.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I flew to Vegas to see Kylie's research. Uh huh claim,
of course, will you come visit me in prison?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yes? I will, Old Cook, you know that I won't
be in prison, do you know what? I'll be in
pauper's prison because my husband hasn't made any of what did.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
You bring Chapplle Corby in her prison? Again? Don't bring
me that telling you packing of shit nuts or something.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You just swung the conversation around, which is unusual for
you because it required the art of listening and mean
only so you could bring up something I don't neg.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I don't neg anymore. We've passed our neg phase, by
the way, this buck up episode. Yes, I'm not one
for inspirational quotes. I'm not.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
However, every now and then you see one really like
I have to. I have to pass this on today's.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I love an inspirational quote, but I never remember them. Well.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
I wrote this one down because I don't remember them now. Yeah,
this week's buck up is from barbar Streison.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Is it people who need people?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
No better than that?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Is it memories?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
No better than that? If you can imagine, right?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Is that the Barber streisand effect.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
No, do you know about that?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
No? Oh, this is such Can you tell me that?
Speaker 5 (07:50):
I can.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I'll tell you the barbar Stison effect. It's such a
great thing.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
I never thought i'd have this much in common with
Barba Streison. I just didn't think we had that much in common.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
No, I don't think I've got much in.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Hello, me looking into a mirror. My favorite Barbi Streisen quote.
I'm very lazy. I don't like to have to go
to work. I like to be free.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I don't like to have commitments.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Is that the inspirational question? Yes, if this is Barbaro
that inspirational. That's affirming of your pitiful life choices. That's
what You've set that up completely?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Why are you nagging me and Barbara?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I saw it in an article the other day. She
has a new album out, so I think she's on
some trash she yeah, she.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Loves a duet. It's another duet album. She is lazy?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Who you eating?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
She's tune and all sorts of shit no one asked for.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I know it's like a Christmas album.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Whoever says I want a duet album? Each track with
some random person you haven't heard from in fifteen years
all the duets, I can't even name one person.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Islands in the stream is it was that who on
her new album Kenny Rodgers and oh yeah great Jeweys people.
Really she got on this album Bob Dylan A right wow,
(09:19):
her and Mariah because you know they'll be having a
proper pipe off.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Oh yes, really, because I can't sing anymore. I went
to her concert tax right off. Where was that like
years ago?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
When she came out pre COVID It was like years
and years ago, one of the worst concerts I've ever been.
It was no no, but she was in her slump.
She was in her James Big slump.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
It was the period of time that Mariah Carey went
through where she couldn't walk and she shut her arms
out and.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
She always had just.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Her up ye arena going?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
What is going of her?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Short lived which I loved.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Reality show?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
She have a reality Yeah, she had a reality show
for like one season I don't remember, and remember I
think it was Jamie Packer wouldn't be on it, okay,
which was odd because oh it was fabulous And that's
when she got with her dancer.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
But I love her who I love I do love
her too, very underrated songwriter.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
She's very good Mariah. But I don't know. Last few
years it's been hard.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
But of course always why would you expect a diva? You,
of all people, expected diva to be straightforward?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
You know what? God, you're right. And she's looking good.
I think she's on the other she's on the jobs.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
They're all on that.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
She's a nose in pries.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
She's looking yes, yes, yes, And I tell you who's
got to get off it? A body shame or here
we go, Ariana Grande's got to get off it.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I don't even think she's on the o. She's just
not eating. It's not good.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Oh no, it's not good.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
It's not good.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
That is? What the wicked?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Some films have got a curse around them. I think, one, Well,
there you go.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Why did you act surprised?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Curse wicked? Is the Wizard of Oz?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Is a really? I think?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
So it's the same curve.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Heaps of people died making Wizard of Oz or something.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
And oh, yeah, the guy died who had the tin
paint or like the tin man, the tin man died, Yeah,
he died from the ten from the paint. And I
had that how they discovered it because I think in
an old James Bond.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Movie as well, they did. One of the women died.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
She they had to leave a part of her spine
uncovered when she was gold covered in gold paint. Because
I think something happens in your suffocate. Do you want
to know about the Barbara stras and defect interest in
my own heart?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
You lost your interest in your own story, all right?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
So the Barbara stras and defect, which once again I'm
not going to be able to explain fully give a
cry like, okay, So something. She had a house that
was on Google Maps and it was on the cliff
tops I'm going to say Pacific Palisades in LA and
for some reason that it had appeared on Google I'm
(12:19):
going to Google Maps, and she asked for it to
be taken down. Now, hitherto that point, nobody knew where
her house was, and nobody had any interest in Barbara
Streyison's house. But when this made the headlines, everybody around
the world started googling Barbara Streisan's house and looking at it.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
There it is because they now knew the blurred bit
of Google Maps was her house. Well, because she had
drawn attention to it, but I think trying to soothe
them to get it taken down. So that is now
known as the Striison effect, so which refers to when
something would have gone under the radar, like your immense talents,
(13:05):
but they've somehow been broad.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I was sort of a compliment.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I didn't know how to laughing her.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I couldn't figure out if she was having a stab
or saying something nice. Yes, and I still don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
No, total compliment. I'm not that dirty nigger, which one
so everyone, Yeah, everyone, that's showbies. That show bees. Terrible
thing for him to say.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Excuse me, Yeah, welcome, welcome to the pit, welcome last company.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Now you know how we were talking about things we
love to watch. Oh, yes, that where we go into
the deep hole. You and I had how to get
out of quicksand that.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Are algorithms showed us separately.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yes, one of our buckwhits loved watching people walking down
the street and falling into sinkhole. Apparently quite common. This
is from Fife.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I love her buckhead Fefe.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Buckhead, Fefee. You can't beat watching videos of the King's
guard horses biting tourists. Hilarious.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I have seen.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yes, me too.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
You know what, every single one I see Team Horse,
every single one I might get out, all right, you
cross the line?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
You know what else they do? This is also you know,
I love to watch crying videos of returning soldiers who
surprise their children at schools.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
See please, I love it. If you ever specific so, there's.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
A lot of them, or if you want to Wednesday weep,
you know, just some days you just want to cry.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
The dog ones of those dog.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Ones that get me as well.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
The Lubra door recognizes doubt after two years and I'm off.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Donny and the kid one, although I watched one the
other day and it was not right. Oh, I just
wanted to write to someone I wouldn't know who and go, no,
you didn't do that right. He was in another room
and the kid was in school, in class, and they'd
said to the kid, oh, your dad's crossing over from
you know, and he made them guess what country he
was in. But he actually lied to them and pretended
(15:25):
he was in Germany and it wasn't. He was like
in Minnesota in the classroom around the corner from them,
and then the little girl had to go running to him.
I'm not on board.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
So it was terrible.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
It was bad. They really until that point anyway.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Terrible stage design.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
There the horses, the King's guards horses. They have total
control over those beasts, those magnificent, majestic beasts. And so
there's also in a subspecies.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Of the genre of the fighting tourists, is.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Them being really beautiful to kids or adults with disability.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
That's not and you think there's still being controlled.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Yeah, to do it because no, no, not biting.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
No, I'm saying the men on the horse are choosing
which ones get the VIP treat course.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Because when someone with a disability approaches and there's a
really beautiful brother who takes his sister up and she's
just really shy and respectful and whatever, and then they
nudge the horse over and the horse will put their
head down and like rub faces with them. Or I've
seen one with a little kid with a disability, the
same thing.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
This is called done. This is a proper thing called
horse therapy. Yeah one therapy. You can do it, You've
done it.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, please, it's very but I sort.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Of understand what the horse does, like like good at massage.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
What seemed to recall is so you go in a
paddock with a horse.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Oh, your finger is going to be tied by the
end of this story. I mean the horse.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
There are four types of personalities that you are. So
what they do is they get you to walk the
horse around in the enclosure and you are to give
the horse commands without any words. And what it does
is it really exposes your strengths and your weaknesses. It's devastating.
(17:29):
I found it devastating because I realized, and you're not
going to believe these. Apparently I'm no good with personal boundaries.
The horse knew it.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Wow, the horse knew it. Horse saw you're coming from
a mile.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
You can't hide from the horse from all there's something
about them. They're very pure.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I've always said that. Yeah, I can't hide from.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
The horse anyway, I did it once.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
It looks like when dogs know you've got cancer, Probably
dogs know when you have cancer.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Oh my goodness, they can't tell you because the dogs
they do tell you are coming to lick you or whatever. Well, otherwise,
how would you know that the dog knows you've got cancer.
The dog must have a way.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Of telling you. I don't know, just.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Otherwise it's just someone with cancer who happens to live
in a house with the dog.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
My algorithm once showed me for a couple of weeks
when cats knew that people were pregnant.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Oh yeah, I don't know why my algorithm was showing
me that.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
I have a memory of a woman showing her cat
going nuts around her stomach when she was I've got
to tell you.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Do you want to hear a lovely story? Okay, but
I just from a very difficult time.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Just before you go to that and bring no, no,
we'll get there. We have Yeah, actually is it a
story about female health?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Before we doctor Mengela, it's not.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
How do you finish horse therapy? Like, what's the end goal?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Well, you always cry, you always cry. Well, then you
go back to the you leave the enclosure, you go
back to eating a bowl of qune one so somewhere
and sharing.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
With I'm not negging it. I'm saying, you leave the
horse there. What do you think?
Speaker 4 (19:32):
And then the person that runs the horse therapy says
to you, Yeah, they tell you what it all means.
They told you before what it means. Okay, that there's four.
I think it was Polly.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I might have made that up, all right, but I
guess every eck onine therapist. I mean, I can't believe
that that's actually a name. There's four broad personality types.
I can't remember what I was.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I want to go do it now, let's go do
it. It's a buck up adventure.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I can't be bothered doing it again. Also, you know what,
horses are a lot of work. Like, even to get
to where horses.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Are, there's a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
They don't live in the city, they're not. Yeah, it's
fully a day.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Trip and always see them when you're like almost landing
on the plane. Though, yes, horses very beautiful creatures.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Tell you my dad at the tub?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Is that what he says at the time. But you
know what, Sometimes it's like when a baby stares at you.
Have you ever had that with a new baby? Sometimes
they just lock onto people and you feel diminished.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
And exposed at the same time.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
You're just like, you know that you're not good enough,
you're not as good as you could be. Horses have
got that same quality. Okay, But then when I see
horsey people, horses don't seem to have a very high bar,
but they you know those horsey horsey people, you know,
(21:03):
generally they've got they're hard working, but only in the
pursuit of horseness.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
But all it's not even just harsey people. How can
you say harsey people?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Women? Actually always women. I don't think it refers to horsey.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
I think it's not just horses. I feel like all
humans that are very good with even just one particular
type of animal, whether it be a dog person, they're
a harsey person, whatever.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Person.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
They've been hurt by someone and they've turned to an
animal very early on.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
That's my hot take.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Oh, okay, on you know on what those those those
animal type of people.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, I don't think I haven't.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
I got hurt and just turned to showbiz. So did
you get every single I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
But everyone in show show.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Have you not been in a green room of literally
any Everyone is very hurt and it's the same as
any what.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
As in someone that works on a farm.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Okay, do you want me to tell you this story? No,
it'll bring the vibe down.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I'll tell you another time. Okay, well you can't.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
No, you've already said that you're not on board. We're
having a lovely time on the buck Up. It's not
going to be like last week's episode. Where you wanted
to talk about every dire, terrible, shrinking tragedy in the world.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Was my fault, that's.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
He talking about such. So hang on. He gave us
the Titan, the hot submarine, the hot air balloon, crash trashes.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Not my fault. There's a lot going on in the world.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
No, but this is an antidote to the times this podcast.
Have you read the blurb?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yes, I'm sorry. Money back guarantee by the way, Oh, yes,
give it. No, I'm moving on.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
But.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Bad.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
If you don't let me do it, I never do it.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, give it.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Hey, if you don't feel better at the end of
this point, no, let me do it again. Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Not if the money back guarantee.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Is that you will feel better at the end of
this pod than you do right now, you're piece of
shit and that is money back.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Character.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
You know things that are embarrassing that shouldn't be Yeah,
but we often talk about on this pod.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Getting in a Maxi taxi on your own, you wheeling
a trundle suitcase that's not down the streets.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
That's not in an airport, getting a passport photo taken
at the terrible post office, terrible, humiliating, yeah, awful.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Here's one from Buckhead Rowena. Oh, Rowena Rowie, And I
get it. This is irrational, but I get it. Buckhead
Rowena just wanted to share her irrational embarrassment umbrellas.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Oh yeah, I honestly find them mortifying.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yes, she's not.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
It's so true, so embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Do you know I don't really use one, and I
realize that's.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Why you're embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, because also it's there's nothing right you can do
with it unless you're a Soviet nineteen eighties ear a
spy and you go around with it dipped in the
tipping poison and you're jabbing some man in a bowl
road on the streets of London.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
And then James Bond has then he's mysteriously deep. Mary
Poppins has one.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Movies love an umbrella, but everyday folk no terrible.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
There's a lot going on.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, I love and also a bit of a nerd vibe.
And also they're always turning inside out at the faintest.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Wif of wind.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
They're just really they're weak, care so feeble.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
The who ha of someone walking into somewhere with an umbrella, Oh,
you gotta shake it.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
You've got to do this. There's just so much it's
going I don't like.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I'm totally you know what she is a profit for
our times. She's unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
She led horses. It was a questioned, not answering.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
I love the way that I get pointed out the
last week's app Apparently I was the weird one mentioning
air India and a hot air balloon crash. You told
me that you're going to put WE on your face
so your skin into it back.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Up, and I haven't really how's my skin looking?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
He's looking good? Did it once? I did it once?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
And then I realized I had a terrible dilemma. So
how to get it from the sauce onto my face?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
An upside down umbrella?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
That was that? So that's I know that sounds, but
literally how he didn't tell me how to do it?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Sash, here's my guest.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Legs are kimbo, but standing uh a double a double
cup of your hands like getting the Eucharist and then
you collect slowly bring up splash.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
No, okay, that's my daughter. I know that you know
very little about women. And like a bank in Switzerland, Switzerland,
you have two percent interest, but there are I'm going
to say, no, women who listen to this pod, who
we standing up?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
But I'm saying, for this particular thing that you want
to do, how am I going to do in the shower?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Am I going to you know what? No?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
I haven't.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
No, I'll tell you why it doesn't because it can't
be washed off.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (26:42):
That reminds me of, though, poop Cruise when they had to.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
WII in the show. You're talking about that? Next?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Oh, I love it. Well, we've segued into it.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Oh have we what are you?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Buck? Buck up? Police? And we're talking about that next. Sorry,
we're following an agenda and this is not. Now we're
talking about something that's actually not even on the agenda.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Police. How terrible that was?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
It was great?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
That was great, though, And it is rare for us
to come in here wanting to speak about the same thing.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
But poop, I can true. So just watch this face.
It looks nice and it's had piss on it since
I've last seen it. No, but only one swatch. Okay,
that's it more than anyone else.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Because I was going to I tried to do so.
He was quite right, this guy, it has no smell
at all, when you put it on look at.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I would disagree.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
I feel like if you have a bit of a
dehydrated day, it might be a bit different.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Okay, well, who's the person here who's put it on
their face?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
I've never forgotten.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
One day.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Got experience with it.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
I was faking a SICKI and I was at home
with my mother, and Oprah did an episode of her
television show Good Good Old Days, and the entire episode
was about what it should look like both ends to
be healthy on both ends, what it should always look like,
what you what your number two should.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Look like, and what your number one should look like?
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Hour on it, with like a lot of examples that
I've never forgotten that she said that you will. The
doctor said you. We shouldn't be so clear that you
can read through it.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
That's actually read through it.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
You shouldn't be able to see through it. That's too
much liquid. It should be a little bit.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Off, okay, pale pineapple juice, but I can still see
through it.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Was she saying it should be clear?
Speaker 2 (28:39):
It should be clashy, yes, a little bit. No, no, no, no,
she's woken up. The doctor slumber the doctor on open rip,
Van Winkle who slept for it?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
One hundreds and it doesn't have to be clear.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Your misinformation has woken up Sasha French and look at her.
Never cloud.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Here we go, never cloud clo, no cloud to light
amber and color light amber. That's not I said, read
through it. You shouldn't be able to read through it.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Shouldn't be so I can still read through a yellow
pane of glass.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Take this up. Still, Take this up with the doctor
that was on OPRAH twenty five years ago?
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I can't remember me? You know what was? Probably doctor Rolls.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
It would have been doctor Row.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
He's gone all trumpy.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
He ran for something and then he get elected. I
thought he would have same. Actually, well he didn't have
a memory of him calling a vegetable a really weird name,
and it turned all the working class voters off. Oh,
because it was a vegetable that you don't normally call
it something. And he accidentally revealed that he's probably got
a bit of money and is a bit of a snob.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Well, of course, can you that money? What's she going
to get?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Vegetable wine? What's what everyone in his campaign he called
like an egg planet? That's exactly what it was.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Something about it tea, oh crew deta.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Instead of a well cut up vegetable. That's what he said.
That's what I don't people, not the voters he needed.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Right, that was what turned them.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Gosh, we live in fickle What do I even remember that?
What was it? That's what he said? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
What did he say? Let the meat crude tase like
Marie Antoinette. Oh no, you can't say let the meat
crud right, That's so strange. My favorite thing that Oprah
ever did that before we realized that she's a bad egg.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
She is.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
I know, it's like a devastated it is bad. The
final crud detee on the platter was when they had
those terrible fires in Maui. She did that terrible thing
with the rock, which he has since come out and
apologized for.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
She asked the everyday people to donate.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
They acted like they were giving money, but they they
were just actually kick starting something with something that was
going to be taken out and asking normal people to contribute.
And she owns so much of Hawaii.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Do you judge me? For one day I was in
the city I can't remember what for, and then I
was like, there's a lot of commotion going on what
is going on? And someone said Oprah is going to
be at fed Square in an hour. So I absolutely
texted Cody and he was like, I'm coming. We were
still friends, just friends back then. He left work and
we went and watched Oprah and Fed Square with Carrie.
(31:31):
While she was there, was like twenty thousand people.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, what was that?
Speaker 2 (31:36):
What would happen now?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Is she turned up? Do you think? I don't think,
just be her and her husband Gal King.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Twenty thousand people would not go down to Fed Square
to just sailo.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
To open no anyway.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
And then I also remember, yeah, beautiful story Hugh Jackman
swung down on a flying fox and noone and he
went into the polo.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
And he injured himself because I think he was on
the project that night and I was on with him
for some reason.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
You met Hugh Jackman? Yes, was he?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Well?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
I only remembered because at the end of that, you know,
I remember nothing. I'm with memory like you are with listening,
which is nothing. How could you just so gosh love
for you? He just had the innocence of a child
(32:30):
and the wizard heart of a witch from a Grim's fairy.
It's such an unusual combination cruise cruise.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
For the uneducated, had bad, bad, bad, bad bad bad buckheads.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
So Sasha French put me onto.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
This twelve years ago in the Gulf of Mexico, now
called the Golf of.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Trump America and the Golf of America.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Four thousand people jump on a big cruise.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Just for two days, the greatest time ever, of course,
because he's so close to Mexico.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yeah, yeah, just one Trip's like their Spirit of Tasmania. Yeah,
exactly if they pop. A friend of mine once told
me that the sickest they've ever been was on the
Spirit of Tasmania.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Apparently it's rough and there's a section of ocean there.
It's like roughest in the world or something is up
there with the bust straight.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
I think roughest in the world is when you arrive
in Tasmania and find yourself in a small rural mining town.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
I actually love the bleak, emo vibe of I's am.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
I agree. Okay, I'm going to give you an example
for people who may not know Tasmania. I also threw
up on the Spirit of Tasmania so.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
That it was so funny.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
But we found out that I was pregnant, so I'm
not blaming the sea. Yeah, it may not have been
the seas we didn't discover. So what happened was Peter
Allen Lewis had bought an old.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Holden, a really old Holden. I remember this car.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yes, he's still will He had two. He had an
old Holden prem and then he got an old Kingswood
right the first year that it came out. And when
he got the prem, we decided to take it on
an old fashioned holiday and we went. There's nothing more
old fashioned than going to Tasmania on a trip, so
we booked the Spirit of Tasmania and we drove on.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
It's such a fantastic that's cool.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
It's so fun to do, right, except on the crossing
I started throwing up. It was really terrible. And when
we arrived we were camping old fashioned and we started
at the Bay of Fires. No, that's in New Zealand,
Fires Shots. What's the what's it called in New Zealand?
(34:59):
The Bay of Islands? Oh? Now that anyway, And then
when we started we were camping and I vomited again,
and then I vomited every day for two days, and Peter.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Obviously twice.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Three times he count the shit right, and I went, oh,
this is really weird because the rest of the time
I was feeling normal.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
I wasn't sick or whatever.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
That's of steel you've got, I was, so I realized.
I said to Peter, I think I might be pregnant.
And Peter, who obviously, you know it's a real thing.
In Peter, which number is maybe number one? I hadn't
been pregnant. Peter actually said to me after the fourth
time I vomited, said to me, are you sure you
(35:47):
don't have stomach cancer? This was how impossible it seemed,
the concept if you've not had a child before, everyone
always thinks, oh, it's not going to happen anyway. Then,
when we're camping in a place called the Land of
the Giants, which is this incredible forest, and Peter, on
the way at some country town had stopped and made
(36:10):
me buy, not made me, he bought romantically a pair
of hiking bits for me.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Now you know I'm not a hiker.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Praise be. I started vomiting so violently it became really
clear that I couldn't hike anywhere dream and even the
smell of wood smoke made me vomit. And this is
how I knew how freaked out Peter was by the pregnancy.
By this point it became apparent. I said to him,
I'm so sick. I said it could be twins. And
(36:41):
he said, because you know, he's a know it all,
and he never takes my side. He goes, Darling, twins
are carried through the paternal side of the family, and
there is no immediate history of twins in my immediate family.
And I said, Peter, your father is an identical twins.
(37:04):
Do you remember your father Brian and his identical twin brothers,
uncle Kevin. He was obviously so freaked out.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
But you know that's, by the way, the secret to
a lot of big tricks in the big magic shows.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
The twins twins they do. People don't know this, that
they're identical twins.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Yeah, they used twins for heaps of magic shows back
a lot, a lot more back in the day.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
But yeah, be four Ai Saiye's man.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
When you go for how tod it's probably a twin.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Why was I telling you that?
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Proof crows?
Speaker 4 (37:44):
So they're out there on the Gulf of Mexico four
thousand people, Oh yes. This doco interviews a few people
some of them very boring. I don't know how they
ended up on the DOCCO. Didn't give me much. But
I loved the bridal.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Party, the three the Hens. I just want to hang
out them.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
I love them.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
I love them so much.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
They just three of them, Yeah, three of them in
the party, but three them in the DOCCO.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Yeah, so there were more in the party maybe. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
Then the power goes out. There's a fire in the
power room. Yeah, cuts cuts power to the entire ship.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yeah, and at last five am or not. And we're
not just talking lights, we're not just talking engine. We're
talking plumbing.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Yeah, everything for everything. The toilets needed the air con.
So they get dultifying, and then they think that the
problem solved, and then it really goes an.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
Imagine waking up to This is the real audio of
the announcement to four thousand people.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
And very important informational folks. As you'll probably know by now,
the toilets are not flushing and it's going to start
causing a little bit of a problem with a plan. So, folks,
you do need to do a number one. Everybody, he
can do it in the shower, and we do need
to do a number two. What we're going to do
(39:04):
is we're going to deliver some red bags to all
of the bathrooms on board acame you needed to do
a number two. You please do it in the red
bone and drop it off in the bins in the codors,
don't you fre.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
My favorite part of that was would you goes have
a lovely day?
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Have a lovely day?
Speaker 2 (39:27):
This by the way, I know that some people will
be put off by the pooh talk No just watching
this because it sounds like it would be you know,
a bit crass or a bit bass or a bit whatever.
Sasha French recommended it to me and I watched it
with Peter Allen Lewis and as you know, to wean
him off World War two history docos is not easy
(39:50):
and we sorry.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Hitler loved it four people exactly. Also, why did they
have so many red bio hazard bands?
Speaker 4 (39:58):
I would love to know what those red bio hauss
bags up. And this is going to shock you that
I say this, but I actually was like, can you
get over pulling in the bag?
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Who gives a slash? Was like, what did you say before?
Speaker 1 (40:12):
I didn't see the big issue with poo Yeah, it
was a proper bike.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
It was a proper medical bag for like genuine medical waste.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
So it's not like it was your wall's bag. No,
And even if it was, even if it was, yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Really what goes in must come out. Then they were
saying there were people in the docker going I am
not doing that, So straight away I started taking a mouldium.
I did like that though, But why what so you'd
rather block yourself?
Speaker 5 (40:38):
Ut?
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Yeah, I would have pop the emodium if it was there.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
What rather than? Also, if you are going to be
doing it in the bag, better to get in early,
get in early.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
But did you say that to you?
Speaker 2 (40:50):
You going to be an early adopter?
Speaker 4 (40:52):
Like going on a road trip, you better poo now
your dad's not going to pull over.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
So yeah, one goes. The kitchen goes.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
So the chefs are just inventing food. They're just like
throwing in onions and bread and people. This is what
I found the most fascinating thing about this doco, which
we all know happens to humans.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
But the survival instinct kicks in, Oh yes, and people
are getting to the front of the food line and
they're taking ten sandwiches, not two ten. They're grabbing all
the hands, ten heads, they're creating little communities in separate
parts of the ship.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
They're dragging cloths of bed sheets and mattresses out and
getting into punch ons with people near them.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
They've got all their mattresses, they've dragged them onto the
deck because the rooms are uninhabitable.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
They're running to like, isn't it weird how quickly people
want to form a fortress?
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Is that lord of the Flyer's lord of the flyers.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Which is when they're on an island.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
All the young boys get stranded on an island and
they create a hierarchy and they and they kill one
of them, and it's very intense.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Anyway, it's a great dock. It's so good.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
And then I thought this is this could not get
any worse. But then this, this is when I laughed
a lot. After two days of everyone doing this, and
everyone four thousand people for two days winging in the shower.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
They're told to do that, which because I said, was gross.
But I also didn't think winging in a shower was gross.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
You were getting so much free skin care.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
What what what I didn't realize was obviously there's no
running water, so there's no water. It's not like you
just wing in the shower.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
And then you can run water and it's a dry shower.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
It's a dry shower.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
Then this other ship comes along to pass them, another
cruise ship. And how funny was it? Almost everyone on
that cruise ship didn't know what was going on.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
So they're dancing and they didn't stop the music. They're
all having a boogie and they're all shitting in bags.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Haven't eaten three dads?
Speaker 1 (42:56):
And that ship gave that ship wi Fi. Everyone jumps
on WiFi. How are people charging their phones? That's a
good question.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
I did wonder that because Sasha and I have this
conversation because you know, we're preppers. We're doomsday preppers today.
We're doomsday preppers who know that something terrible is coming
down the chute yep, But we haven't actually prepped for it.
We've just had a lot of conversations about.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
What we shouldn't just ready for it, we should do
have done anything.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Although when I came back to Australia and Sash had
been living in our house during COVID times, she had
so many bags of lentils.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Oh yeah, yeah, lentils.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
She was prepared.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Interested no terrible, terrible if she would.
Speaker 4 (43:41):
Prefer to die then eat a lentil, packet of lentils
and a shed somewhere and Sasha's back yard. Just take
me now, Bomb, Like, come on, you know what packet.
I'm never going to buy soup mix mix. I'm not
on the soup mix.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
No, I'm not on board.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Although you're not.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
So shit you can't even have your own packet. You're
such a shit bean. You can't even own tin.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
You can't even like darl Is. The orange ones, uh huh,
my husband's partial to making darn okay dahl. And then
there's the split peas, and then the green ones.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
What are they?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
And then French are the French ones?
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Hello? Doctor?
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Yeah, they mean few lentols.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
So my favorite part of the doco.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
After weing for two days straight in the shower, a
little cute tug boat finally reaches this cruise ship to
attach and tug them all the way back to America.
It's going to take three days or something. However, because
I don't know how science works, the little tug the
tide the tugboat and the tide did a certain angle
on the wrong direction and it tilted the entire ship
(44:52):
to the side and two days of four thousand people's
pits came out of the.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Pipes and out of the showers where it hadn't been draining,
and flooded.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
All the rooms, All the carpets went down the stairs.
Did you not get to that bed?
Speaker 2 (45:10):
No, I missed that bit. I think I was going
to get a snack.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
It tilts it all, It all poured out.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
And then they it was going to take them longer
to get to their destination because they drifted so far
off course. So they were in the WII ship the days.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
So anyway, turn off your World War II docos. Yeah,
put on the cruise.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
You will not regret it.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
What a buck.
Speaker 5 (45:40):
All?
Speaker 4 (45:40):
Right after that little poop cruise doco? Are you still
keen on having a little buck up blow deck cruise?
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Do you know what? What if all the people when
they got off that boat were so giddy obviously with
you know, hadn't been having been rescued, but also that
they had endured something. They've endured something together, got through it,
and you know it's very rare now in society, it
(46:11):
will be challenged in that way that you are totally
out of people always.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Go that's not in my comfort zone. Well, this really
wasn't It wasn't got I love my comfort zone. Yeah,
I know, but my comfort zone, but I thrive in
that zone.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
I don't know that you do. Is this thriving? Okay?
Speaker 1 (46:33):
All right, it just depends on your definite excuse me?
Did I did?
Speaker 4 (46:36):
I not do an acting class once and got humiliated
and never went back.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Yeah, that's right, too uncomfortable. But then you know, that's
one of the things about yoga that they always say,
because yoga they say, oh, it's humbling, but it's actually not.
If you're bad at it like me, it's humiliating. Is
a difference, and I always think jeeus is good for me.
Speaker 4 (46:55):
Oh yeah, to be humbled by a stress Yeah, humiliated
my little Matt, Yeah, something that I can't do. Bendy
Girk called Natalie telling you what to do?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
Now. Funny that you were talking about a great commercial success,
because which is poop Cruise? Because my husband and I
my husband's discovered this thing on it's an app, I think,
would you call Netflix an app? No, it's a streamer?
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Is that what you call it?
Speaker 5 (47:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Okay, So did you know that the libraries of Australia
all have free video and look at sart.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
She's so on the other library.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Okay, so it's called Canopy with a K. It's free.
All you have to do is have a library card.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Yes, hang on a live streaming yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah, not live. Well when you say last, I haven't.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Free Yeah, free stream streaming service.
Speaker 4 (47:54):
And they have got who's paying for the shows that
they're playing. And some of them are real mainstream things
like The Godfather's on there, but my favorite and of course,
and there's all categories. There's crime and Nordic thrillers and
like anything.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
No one knows about this free up. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
My husband discovered it by by accident and now we
also love it because canopy canopy with so like canopy
but with a K. And all you have to do
is have a library card.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
Which didn't let me just get mine? Ou I didn't
have one. Where's the library card? He had one? Pete
was a teacher.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Yeah, and also he used to take the can to
the library while I'd have that.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
One of my favorite things and his as well, is
we love to watch a weird European movie. And what
you've realized is the art house world. Now we're all
in the X, meine whatever, very mainstream group crews. Yeah, okay,
and and that's fantastic. But there's a whole world of movies,
(49:05):
but you almost can't believe that they're real's entitled of course,
well some of them are.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
He's going to bring you a couple of Have you
watched them or you just found no, no, we.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Just found them. And this delighted me so much that
I went, I actually have to watch this movie. Just
reading the plot, just the little synopsis. Okay, here's a
movie called Tea, Tea Tea. While rehearsing asking out the
girl of his dream, a lonely and highly allergic circuit
(49:41):
shack employee gets stung in the throat. But yeah, I
want to watch it.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Look at his he looks very allergic.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
The greatest thing that after he got bitten, I would
say so because he's so small and.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
Buddy about it. He's stung in the throat.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
It got stung. So what how is that a movie?
Can you imagine?
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Why is it called tea?
Speaker 2 (50:11):
Going to Australian Film Commission and pitching that like the
world is just full of wondering?
Speaker 1 (50:18):
Hang on, it goes for twelve minutes.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
It's short film. Watch that that's our attention span.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
Okay, the people who made this movie read and that's
all we've got.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
Okay, that's all. Obviously you must get stung and that's
that's the end. It's the greatest makeup I've ever seen
you credits, all right, and then there was this, So
there's there's heaps of them. I'm going to bring you in.
It'll become a regular one. Also, little international to light
This one I just liked.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
Also, can you check my eyesight? I think it has
twelve minutes on?
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Yeah, would maybe it is because there's also a short
section as well.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
Can it pee with a cat? Okay.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
Sarah is an overweight teen that lives in the shadow
of a clique of cool girls holidaying in her village.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
I think it's Spanish. That's fine, I'm on board.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
Not even her childhood friend Cloudier defends her when she
is bullied at the local pool in front of an
unknown man. Her clothes are stolen and Sarah has to
walk home wearing nothing but her bikini. That's the movie.
That's what it's called. Peggy like this is. These people
(51:43):
are nuts.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
She bought then she wasn't forced to wear it.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
No I don't know, but she has to walk home
wearing nothing but her BIGINNI that's the.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
Movie I don't want to watch.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
That's a long walk, I get it. Is it an
hour and a half long or twelve minutes?
Speaker 1 (52:00):
Biggie?
Speaker 2 (52:01):
The world is full of possibilities?
Speaker 1 (52:04):
What a movie?
Speaker 2 (52:05):
As we say in the buck up, what do we
say as part of the money back guarantee? You know,
we're like, let's see what else is.
Speaker 1 (52:12):
In the world.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Sure, because the news could be depressing.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (52:19):
Great things could be happening in the world.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
You don't know. Yeah, no one knows. Now the project over, Yeah,
no one knows.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
No one knows what to think. No one's here to
tell us, but just deep into the world of weirdness
that is foreign and art house movies. We love very
great preend ba.
Speaker 1 (52:40):
Ba. It's a text from what oh my goodness, oh
my word, that flew absolutely. I don't know if it
flew for the people listening.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
I've got a text from mom.
Speaker 1 (52:55):
Love this. Who's mother?
Speaker 2 (52:57):
Sally's Mum, Hello Sally, Sallie's And this is one of
my favorite things, and I think yours as well. When
parents go overseas on.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
A holiday mate. The text.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
The texta Jessa stunning, stunning her mum went to Italy
for a holiday.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
Lynn and Giessappia going to Italy in a week. Oh yeah,
I am hanging for these texts.
Speaker 2 (53:18):
Have they been to Italy?
Speaker 1 (53:19):
Yes? We all went together.
Speaker 2 (53:21):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (53:21):
You went to the hometown Sisily.
Speaker 4 (53:24):
Yeah, me and me, Laura and my sister and Cody,
my husband, hired a car and drove into like the
mountains to visit the farm that my non grew up on,
and we wrote in Italian, got some relatives write Italian
or letter about why we were there, and they could
not have given less of shower.
Speaker 6 (53:45):
Really, you know why we come from the far away
lands with the letter and they're like, we just do
not get you know why I didn't care photos and no,
you know why?
Speaker 5 (53:58):
Why?
Speaker 2 (53:58):
Because they were leaving in the great, great great Nano's
house that they had taken over, and they would have
been slightly worried you were there to claim it back.
Speaker 1 (54:08):
Well yeah maybe, yeah, got a made a doco out
of that would have been thirteen minutes, it would have been.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
That's long enough.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
And then I got stung in the throat horn.
Speaker 2 (54:19):
I had to walk back to the next main town
wearing you speeders. What Italian for piggy a mile miale.
Speaker 1 (54:32):
I could have been an oscar.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
That's a wild pig, I think now, Lee, thank you.
Maybe it's not maybe it's just pork. Okay, thank you Sally.
So this is the text from mum. Hi, Yes, landed,
saw your message about an hour later. But then we
were standing in a taxi line to get to hotel.
Taxi ripped us off, supposed to be fifty five euros
(54:56):
flat rate, but I saw Dad paying seventy five. What
got your hotel? Room wasn't good fridge? Fridge didn't work,
neither did the air con. I asked them to come
up to the room and I said, I'm not happy
for the price we paid. No fridge or air con
and it was dirty. They gave us another room much better,
(55:17):
not what we expected for fourteen hundred dollars for three nights.
Oh ge, photoshop does a good job. We walked past
a bigger wanting money. I said no, so he called
Dad a tighter condo.
Speaker 1 (55:30):
I suppose you can imagine what that means.
Speaker 2 (55:32):
Love to you all, MAM's a text, what's the tighter condo.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
She said no, try, I said money, pay fourteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (55:48):
And God forbid that you fair enough. You love it
when you arrive in a city and there's a flat
fee from there to the airport.
Speaker 4 (55:57):
We got done with that from a stamma and New York. Yeah,
New York has a flat fee. Yes, we didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
We got we spent two Yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:07):
That's right. But if the flat fees fifty five euros
and you've got charged seventy five euros. Tip, it's a tip,
isn't it, wouldn't you tip? So you've arrived with your luggage, you're.
Speaker 1 (56:19):
Gonna reply to her Mammaia.
Speaker 2 (56:22):
Full of your miller's clothing. Yea wrapped in they wrapped
in the glad rat.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
We all remember Chappelle.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
Of course we do a little tip anyway. We love
Sally's mam.
Speaker 5 (56:35):
Enjoy your holiday, Sally's Mum, back bye back any Buckwhetz
of course can send us a text from mum anything,
their favorite rabbit hole.
Speaker 1 (56:45):
They want to get down things that are embarrassing, that
are shouldn't be better, Just a little hello's anything.
Speaker 2 (56:51):
And or as always, thank you for telling your friends
about le do that because we are growing like Piggy
Walker the home beginning. The Buckup podcast is hosted by
me Kate Langbrook and him Nathan Valvo. It's produced by
the brilliant Sasha French Audio and sound by the magnificent
(57:16):
Yack Lawrence you.
Speaker 1 (57:18):
Might call him Jack. And Dom Evans.
Speaker 2 (57:20):
Oh We're lucky.
Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
yell out, they bitch tits.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
The world you see is a place of paradox of
beauty and cruelty. It will cut you off of the
knees then gift you a pair of easies.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
And that, my.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Friends, is why you always always need a buck up.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye to
bite to batter, Bye bye ba bye bye.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Kate, I bet bey beity b boo. Part of me
loves it so much. I try and fight it. Everyone
I love it.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
What do you fight the enjoyment? It's a pleasure of.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
A private lap dance almost by Kate lambuoy.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
But as you would enjoy it from a healthy distance,
a respectful distance, because you have a top on.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Oh yes, I've got a top as in like a
classic knitted top.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I've never had a top like these.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Well you said before, just before we record, press record,
I don't own any tops.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
No, I've got no tops.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
And you're a new You're a different person in the top.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
This is from my wardrobe at the project.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Which is now rep you've stolen officially rip out your pop.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I don't think it's stolen because I had my name
stuck on a little label.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Like with a sticker.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, Kate, that will because when they're sorting out people's wardrobe,
because this may surprise you, Nate Valvo, which is who
you are, is thank you, people might be one dream
fair enough, where as I call you, Nate, I am
(02:01):
bigger than most people who work on commercial Tvry that
I am bigger on most women who work on commercial TV. Okay,
so I have my own wardrobe.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
When TV wardrobes are a thing, yes, because I go
into that, I get jealous because the guys when you
go to a show at the Project, it's like do
you want the navy or the brown or the black blazer?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
And that is it?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
And then they have three shirts for everyone and they
don't care what size you are, and they just pull
the shirt in and then pin it.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
At the back so it fits. Yes, but I always
look at the other one, the girl's corner, and it's
just like four rows of just so much.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Color and cool stuff. I don't want to go in
there and play.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Who would ever think that Nate Valvo would want to
go with the girls?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
And my question is what happens with those clothes.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Some of them are bought, a lot of them are linked,
and then they have to be dry cleaned and returned center.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah, but I've never really understood how it works or
how the because you do some shows and let's pull
back the curve and let people see the Wizard of
Oz and is the truth.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Of television show?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Baby grizzled wizard? Old man?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
It's actually very boring.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
He's not a wizard. But a lot of shows will
say bring your own wardrobe, which is kind of annoying. Yeah,
that's right, and then they give you all these exclusions
and you can't bring green because that's the color of
our opposition show all blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
No red the chairs are red.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yes, And it's like, how many what? What wardrobe do
you think?
Speaker 5 (03:38):
I am?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Why my accountant? Happy new financial year everyone?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
What a buy off?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Our first weekend off is done? Just you know, feeling
real good?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
On? What did you hear some clapping from the corner?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I did? She just appears?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Is it an echo? It's Sasha A Wrench, the greatest producer?
Speaker 1 (04:02):
You know what? I reckon? What? I think? She's already
done her tax return I would have done it six
months ago.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Of course you have. Have you already got your refund? No,
it hasn't come through yet. But it's all done. It's
a week, it's all done. As opposed to my darling daughter.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
She's doing your tax No, so.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
She said, because she earns under the threshold. So does
that happen automatically? Anyway, we were trying to explain to
her the other day because she said, oh my god,
I got a tax return. She got like two hundred dollars,
so she was over the moon. And then we said, oh,
when you'll be getting another one soon? And she said, no,
not till next year. But we tried to explain to her.
(04:46):
She doesn't understand how the financial years were either.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Do I know? And I'm a businessman. Everyone knows that
about me.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Back to my original point, Oh, you ever get an
email that says something like, don't we have red?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
The chairs are red?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yes, you can go and buy whatever you want and
claim it on tax because it was a specific request outfit.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
But also, I don't have time to go shopping. I'm
not a shopper.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Because my accountant I ask all these sorts of questions.
I'll be like, can I do this?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Understand?
Speaker 1 (05:19):
He says no a lot.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Oh yeah, that so does om. And also, you know
why I'm here. Peter Alan lewis my husband, alleged father
of our four children. You know how I've told you
he never takes my side on anything. And often when
we're out at dinner, I'll say, why don't you keep
the receipt? We can claim it on tax. He's like,
we can't claim it on tax. Oh shut up.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
I'm like, wet blanket pee.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Why why would you take the tax department side against?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
And also, Pete, a bank statement is enough.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
You don't even need the receipt, Yeah, but you've got
to claim it. Yes, And he goes, well, you can
have the conversation with your account and if you want.
Knowing that I won't, I wouldn't. But then other people
I see all the time who are also working showbies.
If we go out and we're discussing.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Work gossip, they claim it claiming gossip.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah do you claim dinner?
Speaker 4 (06:15):
I claim if I mere mentioned TV? Claim what there
was a TV on somewhere in the venue.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Claim every movie I see, every subscription I have, every
concert I go to, it is Showby's research.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
My husband's really letting me down.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I flew to Vegas to see Kylie's research. Uh huh claim,
of course, will you come visit me in prison?
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yes? I will, Old Cook, you know that I won't
be in prison, do you know what? I'll be in
pauper's prison because my husband hasn't made any of what did.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
You bring Chapplle Corby in her prison? Again? Don't bring
me that telling you packing of shit nuts or something.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You just swung the conversation around, which is unusual for
you because it required the art of listening and mean
only so you could bring up something I don't neg.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
I don't neg anymore. We've passed our neg phase, by
the way, this buck up episode. Yes, I'm not one
for inspirational quotes. I'm not.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
However, every now and then you see one really like
I have to. I have to pass this on today's.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
I love an inspirational quote, but I never remember them. Well.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
I wrote this one down because I don't remember them now. Yeah,
this week's buck up is from barbar Streison.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Is it people who need people?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
No better than that?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Is it memories?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
No better than that? If you can imagine, right?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Is that the Barber streisand effect.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
No, do you know about that?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
No? Oh, this is such Can you tell me that?
Speaker 5 (07:50):
I can.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I'll tell you the barbar Stison effect. It's such a
great thing.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
I never thought i'd have this much in common with
Barba Streison. I just didn't think we had that much in common.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
No, I don't think I've got much in.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Hello, me looking into a mirror. My favorite Barbi Streisen quote.
I'm very lazy. I don't like to have to go
to work. I like to be free.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
I don't like to have commitments.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Is that the inspirational question? Yes, if this is Barbaro
that inspirational. That's affirming of your pitiful life choices. That's
what You've set that up completely?
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Why are you nagging me and Barbara?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I saw it in an article the other day. She
has a new album out, so I think she's on
some trash she yeah, she.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Loves a duet. It's another duet album. She is lazy?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Who you eating?
Speaker 1 (08:39):
She's tune and all sorts of shit no one asked for.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I know it's like a Christmas album.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Whoever says I want a duet album? Each track with
some random person you haven't heard from in fifteen years
all the duets, I can't even name one person.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Islands in the stream is it was that who on
her new album Kenny Rodgers and oh yeah great Jeweys people.
Really she got on this album Bob Dylan A right wow,
(09:19):
her and Mariah because you know they'll be having a
proper pipe off.
Speaker 4 (09:23):
Oh yes, really, because I can't sing anymore. I went
to her concert tax right off. Where was that like
years ago?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
When she came out pre COVID It was like years
and years ago, one of the worst concerts I've ever been.
It was no no, but she was in her slump.
She was in her James Big slump.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
It was the period of time that Mariah Carey went
through where she couldn't walk and she shut her arms
out and.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
She always had just.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Her up ye arena going?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
What is going of her?
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Short lived which I loved.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Reality show?
Speaker 2 (10:04):
She have a reality Yeah, she had a reality show
for like one season I don't remember, and remember I
think it was Jamie Packer wouldn't be on it, okay,
which was odd because oh it was fabulous And that's
when she got with her dancer.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
But I love her who I love I do love
her too, very underrated songwriter.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
She's very good Mariah. But I don't know. Last few
years it's been hard.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
But of course always why would you expect a diva? You,
of all people, expected diva to be straightforward?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
You know what? God, you're right. And she's looking good.
I think she's on the other she's on the jobs.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
They're all on that.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
She's a nose in pries.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
She's looking yes, yes, yes, And I tell you who's
got to get off it? A body shame or here
we go, Ariana Grande's got to get off it.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I don't even think she's on the o. She's just
not eating. It's not good.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Oh no, it's not good.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
It's not good.
Speaker 6 (10:57):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
That is? What the wicked?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Some films have got a curse around them. I think, one, Well,
there you go.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Why did you act surprised?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Curse wicked? Is the Wizard of Oz?
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Is a really? I think?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
So it's the same curve.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Heaps of people died making Wizard of Oz or something.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
And oh, yeah, the guy died who had the tin
paint or like the tin man, the tin man died, Yeah,
he died from the ten from the paint. And I
had that how they discovered it because I think in
an old James Bond.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Movie as well, they did. One of the women died.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
She they had to leave a part of her spine
uncovered when she was gold covered in gold paint. Because
I think something happens in your suffocate. Do you want
to know about the Barbara stras and defect interest in
my own heart?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
You lost your interest in your own story, all right?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
So the Barbara stras and defect, which once again I'm
not going to be able to explain fully give a
cry like, okay, So something. She had a house that
was on Google Maps and it was on the cliff
tops I'm going to say Pacific Palisades in LA and
for some reason that it had appeared on Google I'm
(12:19):
going to Google Maps, and she asked for it to
be taken down. Now, hitherto that point, nobody knew where
her house was, and nobody had any interest in Barbara
Streyison's house. But when this made the headlines, everybody around
the world started googling Barbara Streisan's house and looking at it.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
There it is because they now knew the blurred bit
of Google Maps was her house. Well, because she had
drawn attention to it, but I think trying to soothe
them to get it taken down. So that is now
known as the Striison effect, so which refers to when
something would have gone under the radar, like your immense talents,
(13:05):
but they've somehow been broad.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I was sort of a compliment.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
I didn't know how to laughing her.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
I couldn't figure out if she was having a stab
or saying something nice. Yes, and I still don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
No, total compliment. I'm not that dirty nigger, which one
so everyone, Yeah, everyone, that's showbies. That show bees. Terrible
thing for him to say.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Excuse me, Yeah, welcome, welcome to the pit, welcome last company.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Now you know how we were talking about things we
love to watch. Oh, yes, that where we go into
the deep hole. You and I had how to get
out of quicksand that.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Are algorithms showed us separately.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yes, one of our buckwhits loved watching people walking down
the street and falling into sinkhole. Apparently quite common. This
is from Fife.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I love her buckhead Fefe.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Buckhead, Fefee. You can't beat watching videos of the King's
guard horses biting tourists. Hilarious.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I have seen.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yes, me too.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
You know what, every single one I see Team Horse,
every single one I might get out, all right, you
cross the line?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
You know what else they do? This is also you know,
I love to watch crying videos of returning soldiers who
surprise their children at schools.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
See please, I love it. If you ever specific so, there's.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
A lot of them, or if you want to Wednesday weep,
you know, just some days you just want to cry.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
The dog ones of those dog.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Ones that get me as well.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
The Lubra door recognizes doubt after two years and I'm off.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Donny and the kid one, although I watched one the
other day and it was not right. Oh, I just
wanted to write to someone I wouldn't know who and go, no,
you didn't do that right. He was in another room
and the kid was in school, in class, and they'd
said to the kid, oh, your dad's crossing over from
you know, and he made them guess what country he
was in. But he actually lied to them and pretended
(15:25):
he was in Germany and it wasn't. He was like
in Minnesota in the classroom around the corner from them,
and then the little girl had to go running to him.
I'm not on board.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
So it was terrible.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
It was bad. They really until that point anyway.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Terrible stage design.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
There the horses, the King's guards horses. They have total
control over those beasts, those magnificent, majestic beasts. And so
there's also in a subspecies.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Of the genre of the fighting tourists, is.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Them being really beautiful to kids or adults with disability.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
That's not and you think there's still being controlled.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Yeah, to do it because no, no, not biting.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
No, I'm saying the men on the horse are choosing
which ones get the VIP treat course.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Because when someone with a disability approaches and there's a
really beautiful brother who takes his sister up and she's
just really shy and respectful and whatever, and then they
nudge the horse over and the horse will put their
head down and like rub faces with them. Or I've
seen one with a little kid with a disability, the
same thing.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
This is called done. This is a proper thing called
horse therapy. Yeah one therapy. You can do it, You've
done it.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, please, it's very but I sort.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Of understand what the horse does, like like good at massage.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
What seemed to recall is so you go in a
paddock with a horse.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Oh, your finger is going to be tied by the
end of this story. I mean the horse.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
There are four types of personalities that you are. So
what they do is they get you to walk the
horse around in the enclosure and you are to give
the horse commands without any words. And what it does
is it really exposes your strengths and your weaknesses. It's devastating.
(17:29):
I found it devastating because I realized, and you're not
going to believe these. Apparently I'm no good with personal boundaries.
The horse knew it.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Wow, the horse knew it. Horse saw you're coming from
a mile.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
You can't hide from the horse from all there's something
about them. They're very pure.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
I've always said that. Yeah, I can't hide from.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
The horse anyway, I did it once.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
It looks like when dogs know you've got cancer, Probably
dogs know when you have cancer.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Oh my goodness, they can't tell you because the dogs
they do tell you are coming to lick you or whatever. Well, otherwise,
how would you know that the dog knows you've got cancer.
The dog must have a way.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Of telling you. I don't know, just.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Otherwise it's just someone with cancer who happens to live
in a house with the dog.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
My algorithm once showed me for a couple of weeks
when cats knew that people were pregnant.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Oh yeah, I don't know why my algorithm was showing
me that.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
I have a memory of a woman showing her cat
going nuts around her stomach when she was I've got
to tell you.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
Do you want to hear a lovely story? Okay, but
I just from a very difficult time.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Just before you go to that and bring no, no,
we'll get there. We have Yeah, actually is it a
story about female health?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Before we doctor Mengela, it's not.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
How do you finish horse therapy? Like, what's the end goal?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Well, you always cry, you always cry. Well, then you
go back to the you leave the enclosure, you go
back to eating a bowl of qune one so somewhere
and sharing.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
With I'm not negging it. I'm saying, you leave the
horse there. What do you think?
Speaker 4 (19:32):
And then the person that runs the horse therapy says
to you, Yeah, they tell you what it all means.
They told you before what it means. Okay, that there's four.
I think it was Polly.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I might have made that up, all right, but I
guess every eck onine therapist. I mean, I can't believe
that that's actually a name. There's four broad personality types.
I can't remember what I was.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I want to go do it now, let's go do
it. It's a buck up adventure.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
I can't be bothered doing it again. Also, you know what,
horses are a lot of work. Like, even to get
to where horses.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Are, there's a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
They don't live in the city, they're not. Yeah, it's
fully a day.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Trip and always see them when you're like almost landing
on the plane. Though, yes, horses very beautiful creatures.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Tell you my dad at the tub?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Is that what he says at the time. But you
know what, Sometimes it's like when a baby stares at you.
Have you ever had that with a new baby? Sometimes
they just lock onto people and you feel diminished.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
And exposed at the same time.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
You're just like, you know that you're not good enough,
you're not as good as you could be. Horses have
got that same quality. Okay, But then when I see
horsey people, horses don't seem to have a very high bar,
but they you know those horsey horsey people, you know,
(21:03):
generally they've got they're hard working, but only in the
pursuit of horseness.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
But all it's not even just harsey people. How can
you say harsey people?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Women? Actually always women. I don't think it refers to horsey.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
I think it's not just horses. I feel like all
humans that are very good with even just one particular
type of animal, whether it be a dog person, they're
a harsey person, whatever.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Person.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
They've been hurt by someone and they've turned to an
animal very early on.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
That's my hot take.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
Oh, okay, on you know on what those those those
animal type of people.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Yeah, I don't think I haven't.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
I got hurt and just turned to showbiz. So did
you get every single I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
But everyone in show show.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Have you not been in a green room of literally
any Everyone is very hurt and it's the same as
any what.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
As in someone that works on a farm.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Okay, do you want me to tell you this story? No,
it'll bring the vibe down.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I'll tell you another time. Okay, well you can't.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
No, you've already said that you're not on board. We're
having a lovely time on the buck Up. It's not
going to be like last week's episode. Where you wanted
to talk about every dire, terrible, shrinking tragedy in the world.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Was my fault, that's.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
He talking about such. So hang on. He gave us
the Titan, the hot submarine, the hot air balloon, crash trashes.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Not my fault. There's a lot going on in the world.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
No, but this is an antidote to the times this podcast.
Have you read the blurb?
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Yes, I'm sorry. Money back guarantee by the way, Oh, yes,
give it. No, I'm moving on.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
But.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Bad.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
If you don't let me do it, I never do it.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, give it.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Hey, if you don't feel better at the end of
this point, no, let me do it again. Okay.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Not if the money back guarantee.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Is that you will feel better at the end of
this pod than you do right now, you're piece of
shit and that is money back.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Character.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
You know things that are embarrassing that shouldn't be Yeah,
but we often talk about on this pod.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Getting in a Maxi taxi on your own, you wheeling
a trundle suitcase that's not down the streets.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
That's not in an airport, getting a passport photo taken
at the terrible post office, terrible, humiliating, yeah, awful.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Here's one from Buckhead Rowena. Oh, Rowena Rowie, And I
get it. This is irrational, but I get it. Buckhead
Rowena just wanted to share her irrational embarrassment umbrellas.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Oh yeah, I honestly find them mortifying.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yes, she's not.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
It's so true, so embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Do you know I don't really use one, and I
realize that's.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Why you're embarrassed.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah, because also it's there's nothing right you can do
with it unless you're a Soviet nineteen eighties ear a
spy and you go around with it dipped in the
tipping poison and you're jabbing some man in a bowl
road on the streets of London.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
And then James Bond has then he's mysteriously deep. Mary
Poppins has one.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
Movies love an umbrella, but everyday folk no terrible.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
There's a lot going on.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, I love and also a bit of a nerd vibe.
And also they're always turning inside out at the faintest.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Wif of wind.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
They're just really they're weak, care so feeble.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
The who ha of someone walking into somewhere with an umbrella, Oh,
you gotta shake it.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
You've got to do this. There's just so much it's
going I don't like.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I'm totally you know what she is a profit for
our times. She's unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
She led horses. It was a questioned, not answering.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
I love the way that I get pointed out the
last week's app Apparently I was the weird one mentioning
air India and a hot air balloon crash. You told
me that you're going to put WE on your face
so your skin into it back.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
Up, and I haven't really how's my skin looking?
Speaker 1 (25:34):
He's looking good? Did it once? I did it once?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
And then I realized I had a terrible dilemma. So
how to get it from the sauce onto my face?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
An upside down umbrella?
Speaker 2 (25:48):
That was that? So that's I know that sounds, but
literally how he didn't tell me how to do it?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Sash, here's my guest.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Legs are kimbo, but standing uh a double a double
cup of your hands like getting the Eucharist and then
you collect slowly bring up splash.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
No, okay, that's my daughter. I know that you know
very little about women. And like a bank in Switzerland, Switzerland,
you have two percent interest, but there are I'm going
to say, no, women who listen to this pod, who
we standing up?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
But I'm saying, for this particular thing that you want
to do, how am I going to do in the shower?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Am I going to you know what? No?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
I haven't.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
No, I'll tell you why it doesn't because it can't
be washed off.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (26:42):
That reminds me of, though, poop Cruise when they had to.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
WII in the show. You're talking about that? Next?
Speaker 2 (26:48):
Oh, I love it. Well, we've segued into it.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Oh have we what are you?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Buck? Buck up? Police? And we're talking about that next. Sorry,
we're following an agenda and this is not. Now we're
talking about something that's actually not even on the agenda.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Police. How terrible that was?
Speaker 2 (27:09):
It was great?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
That was great, though, And it is rare for us
to come in here wanting to speak about the same thing.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
But poop, I can true. So just watch this face.
It looks nice and it's had piss on it since
I've last seen it. No, but only one swatch. Okay,
that's it more than anyone else.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Because I was going to I tried to do so.
He was quite right, this guy, it has no smell
at all, when you put it on look at.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
I would disagree.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
I feel like if you have a bit of a
dehydrated day, it might be a bit different.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Okay, well, who's the person here who's put it on
their face?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
I've never forgotten.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
One day.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Got experience with it.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
I was faking a SICKI and I was at home
with my mother, and Oprah did an episode of her
television show Good Good Old Days, and the entire episode
was about what it should look like both ends to
be healthy on both ends, what it should always look like,
what you what your number two should.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Look like, and what your number one should look like?
Speaker 4 (28:15):
Hour on it, with like a lot of examples that
I've never forgotten that she said that you will. The
doctor said you. We shouldn't be so clear that you
can read through it.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
That's actually read through it.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
You shouldn't be able to see through it. That's too
much liquid. It should be a little bit.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
Off, okay, pale pineapple juice, but I can still see
through it.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Was she saying it should be clear?
Speaker 2 (28:39):
It should be clashy, yes, a little bit. No, no, no, no,
she's woken up. The doctor slumber the doctor on open rip,
Van Winkle who slept for it?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
One hundreds and it doesn't have to be clear.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Your misinformation has woken up Sasha French and look at her.
Never cloud.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Here we go, never cloud clo, no cloud to light
amber and color light amber. That's not I said, read
through it. You shouldn't be able to read through it.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Shouldn't be so I can still read through a yellow
pane of glass.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Take this up. Still, Take this up with the doctor
that was on OPRAH twenty five years ago?
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Was it?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
I can't remember me? You know what was? Probably doctor Rolls.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
It would have been doctor Row.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
He's gone all trumpy.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
He ran for something and then he get elected. I
thought he would have same. Actually, well he didn't have
a memory of him calling a vegetable a really weird name,
and it turned all the working class voters off. Oh,
because it was a vegetable that you don't normally call
it something. And he accidentally revealed that he's probably got
a bit of money and is a bit of a snob.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Well, of course, can you that money? What's she going
to get?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Vegetable wine? What's what everyone in his campaign he called
like an egg planet? That's exactly what it was.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Something about it tea, oh crew deta.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Instead of a well cut up vegetable. That's what he said.
That's what I don't people, not the voters he needed.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Right, that was what turned them.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Gosh, we live in fickle What do I even remember that?
What was it? That's what he said? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
What did he say? Let the meat crude tase like
Marie Antoinette. Oh no, you can't say let the meat
crud right, That's so strange. My favorite thing that Oprah
ever did that before we realized that she's a bad egg.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
She is.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
I know, it's like a devastated it is bad. The
final crud detee on the platter was when they had
those terrible fires in Maui. She did that terrible thing
with the rock, which he has since come out and
apologized for.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
She asked the everyday people to donate.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
They acted like they were giving money, but they they
were just actually kick starting something with something that was
going to be taken out and asking normal people to contribute.
And she owns so much of Hawaii.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Do you judge me? For one day I was in
the city I can't remember what for, and then I
was like, there's a lot of commotion going on what
is going on? And someone said Oprah is going to
be at fed Square in an hour. So I absolutely
texted Cody and he was like, I'm coming. We were
still friends, just friends back then. He left work and
we went and watched Oprah and Fed Square with Carrie.
(31:31):
While she was there, was like twenty thousand people.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Yeah, what was that?
Speaker 2 (31:36):
What would happen now?
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Is she turned up? Do you think? I don't think,
just be her and her husband Gal King.
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Twenty thousand people would not go down to Fed Square
to just sailo.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
To open no anyway.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
And then I also remember, yeah, beautiful story Hugh Jackman
swung down on a flying fox and noone and he
went into the polo.
Speaker 2 (32:00):
And he injured himself because I think he was on
the project that night and I was on with him
for some reason.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
You met Hugh Jackman? Yes, was he?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Well?
Speaker 2 (32:09):
I only remembered because at the end of that, you know,
I remember nothing. I'm with memory like you are with listening,
which is nothing. How could you just so gosh love
for you? He just had the innocence of a child
(32:30):
and the wizard heart of a witch from a Grim's fairy.
It's such an unusual combination cruise cruise.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
For the uneducated, had bad, bad, bad, bad bad bad buckheads.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
So Sasha French put me onto.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
This twelve years ago in the Gulf of Mexico, now
called the Golf of.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Trump America and the Golf of America.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Four thousand people jump on a big cruise.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Just for two days, the greatest time ever, of course,
because he's so close to Mexico.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yeah, yeah, just one Trip's like their Spirit of Tasmania. Yeah,
exactly if they pop. A friend of mine once told
me that the sickest they've ever been was on the
Spirit of Tasmania.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Apparently it's rough and there's a section of ocean there.
It's like roughest in the world or something is up
there with the bust straight.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
I think roughest in the world is when you arrive
in Tasmania and find yourself in a small rural mining town.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
I actually love the bleak, emo vibe of I's am.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
I agree. Okay, I'm going to give you an example
for people who may not know Tasmania. I also threw
up on the Spirit of Tasmania so.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
That it was so funny.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
But we found out that I was pregnant, so I'm
not blaming the sea. Yeah, it may not have been
the seas we didn't discover. So what happened was Peter
Allen Lewis had bought an old.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Holden, a really old Holden. I remember this car.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yes, he's still will He had two. He had an
old Holden prem and then he got an old Kingswood
right the first year that it came out. And when
he got the prem, we decided to take it on
an old fashioned holiday and we went. There's nothing more
old fashioned than going to Tasmania on a trip, so
we booked the Spirit of Tasmania and we drove on.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
It's such a fantastic that's cool.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
It's so fun to do, right, except on the crossing
I started throwing up. It was really terrible. And when
we arrived we were camping old fashioned and we started
at the Bay of Fires. No, that's in New Zealand,
Fires Shots. What's the what's it called in New Zealand?
(34:59):
The Bay of Islands? Oh? Now that anyway, And then
when we started we were camping and I vomited again,
and then I vomited every day for two days, and Peter.
Speaker 1 (35:16):
Obviously twice.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Three times he count the shit right, and I went, oh,
this is really weird because the rest of the time
I was feeling normal.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
I wasn't sick or whatever.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
That's of steel you've got, I was, so I realized.
I said to Peter, I think I might be pregnant.
And Peter, who obviously, you know it's a real thing.
In Peter, which number is maybe number one? I hadn't
been pregnant. Peter actually said to me after the fourth
time I vomited, said to me, are you sure you
(35:47):
don't have stomach cancer? This was how impossible it seemed,
the concept if you've not had a child before, everyone
always thinks, oh, it's not going to happen anyway. Then,
when we're camping in a place called the Land of
the Giants, which is this incredible forest, and Peter, on
the way at some country town had stopped and made
(36:10):
me buy, not made me, he bought romantically a pair
of hiking bits for me.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Now you know I'm not a hiker.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Praise be. I started vomiting so violently it became really
clear that I couldn't hike anywhere dream and even the
smell of wood smoke made me vomit. And this is
how I knew how freaked out Peter was by the pregnancy.
By this point it became apparent. I said to him,
I'm so sick. I said it could be twins. And
(36:41):
he said, because you know, he's a know it all,
and he never takes my side. He goes, Darling, twins
are carried through the paternal side of the family, and
there is no immediate history of twins in my immediate family.
And I said, Peter, your father is an identical twins.
(37:04):
Do you remember your father Brian and his identical twin brothers,
uncle Kevin. He was obviously so freaked out.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
But you know that's, by the way, the secret to
a lot of big tricks in the big magic shows.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
The twins twins they do. People don't know this, that
they're identical twins.
Speaker 4 (37:25):
Yeah, they used twins for heaps of magic shows back
a lot, a lot more back in the day.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
But yeah, be four Ai Saiye's man.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
When you go for how tod it's probably a twin.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Why was I telling you that?
Speaker 1 (37:40):
Proof crows?
Speaker 4 (37:44):
So they're out there on the Gulf of Mexico four
thousand people, Oh yes. This doco interviews a few people
some of them very boring. I don't know how they
ended up on the DOCCO. Didn't give me much. But
I loved the bridal.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Party, the three the Hens. I just want to hang
out them.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
I love them.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
I love them so much.
Speaker 4 (38:02):
They just three of them, Yeah, three of them in
the party, but three them in the DOCCO.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Yeah, so there were more in the party maybe. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
Then the power goes out. There's a fire in the
power room. Yeah, cuts cuts power to the entire ship.
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yeah, and at last five am or not. And we're
not just talking lights, we're not just talking engine. We're
talking plumbing.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Yeah, everything for everything. The toilets needed the air con.
So they get dultifying, and then they think that the
problem solved, and then it really goes an.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
Imagine waking up to This is the real audio of
the announcement to four thousand people.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
And very important informational folks. As you'll probably know by now,
the toilets are not flushing and it's going to start
causing a little bit of a problem with a plan. So, folks,
you do need to do a number one. Everybody, he
can do it in the shower, and we do need
to do a number two. What we're going to do
(39:04):
is we're going to deliver some red bags to all
of the bathrooms on board acame you needed to do
a number two. You please do it in the red
bone and drop it off in the bins in the codors,
don't you fre.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
My favorite part of that was would you goes have
a lovely day?
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Have a lovely day?
Speaker 2 (39:27):
This by the way, I know that some people will
be put off by the pooh talk No just watching
this because it sounds like it would be you know,
a bit crass or a bit bass or a bit whatever.
Sasha French recommended it to me and I watched it
with Peter Allen Lewis and as you know, to wean
him off World War two history docos is not easy
(39:50):
and we sorry.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Hitler loved it four people exactly. Also, why did they
have so many red bio hazard bands?
Speaker 4 (39:58):
I would love to know what those red bio hauss
bags up. And this is going to shock you that
I say this, but I actually was like, can you
get over pulling in the bag?
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Who gives a slash? Was like, what did you say before?
Speaker 1 (40:12):
I didn't see the big issue with poo Yeah, it
was a proper bike.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
It was a proper medical bag for like genuine medical waste.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
So it's not like it was your wall's bag. No,
And even if it was, even if it was, yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:25):
Really what goes in must come out. Then they were
saying there were people in the docker going I am
not doing that, So straight away I started taking a mouldium.
I did like that though, But why what so you'd
rather block yourself?
Speaker 5 (40:38):
Ut?
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Yeah, I would have pop the emodium if it was there.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
What rather than? Also, if you are going to be
doing it in the bag, better to get in early,
get in early.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
But did you say that to you?
Speaker 2 (40:50):
You going to be an early adopter?
Speaker 4 (40:52):
Like going on a road trip, you better poo now
your dad's not going to pull over.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
So yeah, one goes. The kitchen goes.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
So the chefs are just inventing food. They're just like
throwing in onions and bread and people. This is what
I found the most fascinating thing about this doco, which
we all know happens to humans.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
But the survival instinct kicks in, Oh yes, and people
are getting to the front of the food line and
they're taking ten sandwiches, not two ten. They're grabbing all
the hands, ten heads, they're creating little communities in separate
parts of the ship.
Speaker 4 (41:27):
They're dragging cloths of bed sheets and mattresses out and
getting into punch ons with people near them.
Speaker 2 (41:34):
They've got all their mattresses, they've dragged them onto the
deck because the rooms are uninhabitable.
Speaker 4 (41:38):
They're running to like, isn't it weird how quickly people
want to form a fortress?
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Is that lord of the Flyer's lord of the flyers.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Which is when they're on an island.
Speaker 4 (41:49):
All the young boys get stranded on an island and
they create a hierarchy and they and they kill one
of them, and it's very intense.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Anyway, it's a great dock. It's so good.
Speaker 4 (42:00):
And then I thought this is this could not get
any worse. But then this, this is when I laughed
a lot. After two days of everyone doing this, and
everyone four thousand people for two days winging in the shower.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
They're told to do that, which because I said, was gross.
But I also didn't think winging in a shower was gross.
Speaker 1 (42:19):
You were getting so much free skin care.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
What what what I didn't realize was obviously there's no
running water, so there's no water. It's not like you
just wing in the shower.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
And then you can run water and it's a dry shower.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
It's a dry shower.
Speaker 4 (42:36):
Then this other ship comes along to pass them, another
cruise ship. And how funny was it? Almost everyone on
that cruise ship didn't know what was going on.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
So they're dancing and they didn't stop the music. They're
all having a boogie and they're all shitting in bags.
Speaker 2 (42:54):
Haven't eaten three dads?
Speaker 1 (42:56):
And that ship gave that ship wi Fi. Everyone jumps
on WiFi. How are people charging their phones? That's a
good question.
Speaker 2 (43:04):
I did wonder that because Sasha and I have this
conversation because you know, we're preppers. We're doomsday preppers today.
We're doomsday preppers who know that something terrible is coming
down the chute yep, But we haven't actually prepped for it.
We've just had a lot of conversations about.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
What we shouldn't just ready for it, we should do
have done anything.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Although when I came back to Australia and Sash had
been living in our house during COVID times, she had
so many bags of lentils.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Oh yeah, yeah, lentils.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
She was prepared.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Interested no terrible, terrible if she would.
Speaker 4 (43:41):
Prefer to die then eat a lentil, packet of lentils
and a shed somewhere and Sasha's back yard. Just take
me now, Bomb, Like, come on, you know what packet.
I'm never going to buy soup mix mix. I'm not
on the soup mix.
Speaker 1 (43:58):
No, I'm not on board.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Although you're not.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
So shit you can't even have your own packet. You're
such a shit bean. You can't even own tin.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
You can't even like darl Is. The orange ones, uh huh,
my husband's partial to making darn okay dahl. And then
there's the split peas, and then the green ones.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
What are they?
Speaker 2 (44:18):
And then French are the French ones?
Speaker 1 (44:21):
Hello? Doctor?
Speaker 2 (44:23):
Yeah, they mean few lentols.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
So my favorite part of the doco.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
After weing for two days straight in the shower, a
little cute tug boat finally reaches this cruise ship to
attach and tug them all the way back to America.
It's going to take three days or something. However, because
I don't know how science works, the little tug the
tide the tugboat and the tide did a certain angle
on the wrong direction and it tilted the entire ship
(44:52):
to the side and two days of four thousand people's
pits came out of the.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Pipes and out of the showers where it hadn't been draining,
and flooded.
Speaker 4 (45:05):
All the rooms, All the carpets went down the stairs.
Did you not get to that bed?
Speaker 2 (45:10):
No, I missed that bit. I think I was going
to get a snack.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
It tilts it all, It all poured out.
Speaker 2 (45:19):
And then they it was going to take them longer
to get to their destination because they drifted so far
off course. So they were in the WII ship the days.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
So anyway, turn off your World War II docos. Yeah,
put on the cruise.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
You will not regret it.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
What a buck.
Speaker 5 (45:40):
All?
Speaker 4 (45:40):
Right after that little poop cruise doco? Are you still
keen on having a little buck up blow deck cruise?
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Do you know what? What if all the people when
they got off that boat were so giddy obviously with
you know, hadn't been having been rescued, but also that
they had endured something. They've endured something together, got through it,
and you know it's very rare now in society, it
(46:11):
will be challenged in that way that you are totally
out of people always.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Go that's not in my comfort zone. Well, this really
wasn't It wasn't got I love my comfort zone. Yeah,
I know, but my comfort zone, but I thrive in
that zone.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
I don't know that you do. Is this thriving? Okay?
Speaker 1 (46:33):
All right, it just depends on your definite excuse me?
Did I did?
Speaker 4 (46:36):
I not do an acting class once and got humiliated
and never went back.
Speaker 2 (46:40):
Yeah, that's right, too uncomfortable. But then you know, that's
one of the things about yoga that they always say,
because yoga they say, oh, it's humbling, but it's actually not.
If you're bad at it like me, it's humiliating. Is
a difference, and I always think jeeus is good for me.
Speaker 4 (46:55):
Oh yeah, to be humbled by a stress Yeah, humiliated
my little Matt, Yeah, something that I can't do. Bendy
Girk called Natalie telling you what to do?
Speaker 2 (47:03):
Now. Funny that you were talking about a great commercial success,
because which is poop Cruise? Because my husband and I
my husband's discovered this thing on it's an app, I think,
would you call Netflix an app? No, it's a streamer?
Speaker 1 (47:24):
Is that what you call it?
Speaker 5 (47:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (47:27):
Okay, So did you know that the libraries of Australia
all have free video and look at sart.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
She's so on the other library.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
Okay, so it's called Canopy with a K. It's free.
All you have to do is have a library card.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
Yes, hang on a live streaming yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah, not live. Well when you say last, I haven't.
Speaker 1 (47:51):
Free Yeah, free stream streaming service.
Speaker 4 (47:54):
And they have got who's paying for the shows that
they're playing. And some of them are real mainstream things
like The Godfather's on there, but my favorite and of course,
and there's all categories. There's crime and Nordic thrillers and
like anything.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
No one knows about this free up. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
My husband discovered it by by accident and now we
also love it because canopy canopy with so like canopy
but with a K. And all you have to do
is have a library card.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
Which didn't let me just get mine? Ou I didn't
have one. Where's the library card? He had one? Pete
was a teacher.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Yeah, and also he used to take the can to
the library while I'd have that.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (48:41):
One of my favorite things and his as well, is
we love to watch a weird European movie. And what
you've realized is the art house world. Now we're all
in the X, meine whatever, very mainstream group crews. Yeah, okay,
and and that's fantastic. But there's a whole world of movies,
(49:05):
but you almost can't believe that they're real's entitled of course,
well some of them are.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
He's going to bring you a couple of Have you
watched them or you just found no, no, we.
Speaker 2 (49:16):
Just found them. And this delighted me so much that
I went, I actually have to watch this movie. Just
reading the plot, just the little synopsis. Okay, here's a
movie called Tea, Tea Tea. While rehearsing asking out the
girl of his dream, a lonely and highly allergic circuit
(49:41):
shack employee gets stung in the throat. But yeah, I
want to watch it.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Look at his he looks very allergic.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
The greatest thing that after he got bitten, I would
say so because he's so small and.
Speaker 1 (50:04):
Buddy about it. He's stung in the throat.
Speaker 2 (50:06):
It got stung. So what how is that a movie?
Can you imagine?
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Why is it called tea?
Speaker 2 (50:11):
Going to Australian Film Commission and pitching that like the
world is just full of wondering?
Speaker 1 (50:18):
Hang on, it goes for twelve minutes.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
It's short film. Watch that that's our attention span.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
Okay, the people who made this movie read and that's
all we've got.
Speaker 2 (50:35):
Okay, that's all. Obviously you must get stung and that's
that's the end. It's the greatest makeup I've ever seen
you credits, all right, and then there was this, So
there's there's heaps of them. I'm going to bring you in.
It'll become a regular one. Also, little international to light
This one I just liked.
Speaker 1 (50:53):
Also, can you check my eyesight? I think it has
twelve minutes on?
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Yeah, would maybe it is because there's also a short
section as well.
Speaker 1 (51:00):
Can it pee with a cat? Okay.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
Sarah is an overweight teen that lives in the shadow
of a clique of cool girls holidaying in her village.
Speaker 1 (51:13):
I think it's Spanish. That's fine, I'm on board.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
Not even her childhood friend Cloudier defends her when she
is bullied at the local pool in front of an
unknown man. Her clothes are stolen and Sarah has to
walk home wearing nothing but her bikini. That's the movie.
That's what it's called. Peggy like this is. These people
(51:43):
are nuts.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
She bought then she wasn't forced to wear it.
Speaker 2 (51:47):
No I don't know, but she has to walk home
wearing nothing but her BIGINNI that's the.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
Movie I don't want to watch.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
That's a long walk, I get it. Is it an
hour and a half long or twelve minutes?
Speaker 1 (52:00):
Biggie?
Speaker 2 (52:01):
The world is full of possibilities?
Speaker 1 (52:04):
What a movie?
Speaker 2 (52:05):
As we say in the buck up, what do we
say as part of the money back guarantee? You know,
we're like, let's see what else is.
Speaker 1 (52:12):
In the world.
Speaker 2 (52:13):
Sure, because the news could be depressing.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (52:19):
Great things could be happening in the world.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
You don't know. Yeah, no one knows. Now the project over, Yeah,
no one knows.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
No one knows what to think. No one's here to
tell us, but just deep into the world of weirdness
that is foreign and art house movies. We love very
great preend ba.
Speaker 1 (52:40):
Ba. It's a text from what oh my goodness, oh
my word, that flew absolutely. I don't know if it
flew for the people listening.
Speaker 2 (52:53):
I've got a text from mom.
Speaker 1 (52:55):
Love this. Who's mother?
Speaker 2 (52:57):
Sally's Mum, Hello Sally, Sallie's And this is one of
my favorite things, and I think yours as well. When
parents go overseas on.
Speaker 1 (53:04):
A holiday mate. The text.
Speaker 2 (53:05):
The texta Jessa stunning, stunning her mum went to Italy
for a holiday.
Speaker 1 (53:12):
Lynn and Giessappia going to Italy in a week. Oh yeah,
I am hanging for these texts.
Speaker 2 (53:18):
Have they been to Italy?
Speaker 1 (53:19):
Yes? We all went together.
Speaker 2 (53:21):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 1 (53:21):
You went to the hometown Sisily.
Speaker 4 (53:24):
Yeah, me and me, Laura and my sister and Cody,
my husband, hired a car and drove into like the
mountains to visit the farm that my non grew up on,
and we wrote in Italian, got some relatives write Italian
or letter about why we were there, and they could
not have given less of shower.
Speaker 6 (53:45):
Really, you know why we come from the far away
lands with the letter and they're like, we just do
not get you know why I didn't care photos and no,
you know why?
Speaker 5 (53:58):
Why?
Speaker 2 (53:58):
Because they were leaving in the great, great great Nano's
house that they had taken over, and they would have
been slightly worried you were there to claim it back.
Speaker 1 (54:08):
Well yeah maybe, yeah, got a made a doco out
of that would have been thirteen minutes, it would have been.
Speaker 2 (54:15):
That's long enough.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
And then I got stung in the throat horn.
Speaker 2 (54:19):
I had to walk back to the next main town
wearing you speeders. What Italian for piggy a mile miale.
Speaker 1 (54:32):
I could have been an oscar.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
That's a wild pig, I think now, Lee, thank you.
Maybe it's not maybe it's just pork. Okay, thank you Sally.
So this is the text from mum. Hi, Yes, landed,
saw your message about an hour later. But then we
were standing in a taxi line to get to hotel.
Taxi ripped us off, supposed to be fifty five euros
(54:56):
flat rate, but I saw Dad paying seventy five. What
got your hotel? Room wasn't good fridge? Fridge didn't work,
neither did the air con. I asked them to come
up to the room and I said, I'm not happy
for the price we paid. No fridge or air con
and it was dirty. They gave us another room much better,
(55:17):
not what we expected for fourteen hundred dollars for three nights.
Oh ge, photoshop does a good job. We walked past
a bigger wanting money. I said no, so he called
Dad a tighter condo.
Speaker 1 (55:30):
I suppose you can imagine what that means.
Speaker 2 (55:32):
Love to you all, MAM's a text, what's the tighter condo.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
She said no, try, I said money, pay fourteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (55:48):
And God forbid that you fair enough. You love it
when you arrive in a city and there's a flat
fee from there to the airport.
Speaker 4 (55:57):
We got done with that from a stamma and New York. Yeah,
New York has a flat fee. Yes, we didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
We got we spent two Yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:07):
That's right. But if the flat fees fifty five euros
and you've got charged seventy five euros. Tip, it's a tip,
isn't it, wouldn't you tip? So you've arrived with your luggage, you're.
Speaker 1 (56:19):
Gonna reply to her Mammaia.
Speaker 2 (56:22):
Full of your miller's clothing. Yea wrapped in they wrapped
in the glad rat.
Speaker 1 (56:29):
We all remember Chappelle.
Speaker 2 (56:30):
Of course we do a little tip anyway. We love
Sally's mam.
Speaker 5 (56:35):
Enjoy your holiday, Sally's Mum, back bye back any Buckwhetz
of course can send us a text from mum anything,
their favorite rabbit hole.
Speaker 1 (56:45):
They want to get down things that are embarrassing, that
are shouldn't be better, Just a little hello's anything.
Speaker 2 (56:51):
And or as always, thank you for telling your friends
about le do that because we are growing like Piggy
Walker the home beginning. The Buckup podcast is hosted by
me Kate Langbrook and him Nathan Valvo. It's produced by
the brilliant Sasha French Audio and sound by the magnificent
(57:16):
Yack Lawrence you.
Speaker 1 (57:18):
Might call him Jack. And Dom Evans.
Speaker 2 (57:20):
Oh We're lucky.
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