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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
It was dripping off my eyebrows.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
I think I've got a muddy microphone.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
I think so, Benjamin over my face, Jack Christian O'Connell show,
Gold one O four Hey coome on in Christian O'Connell's
show on God, Good morning Jackie, Boy, morning Christian. Now,
no Patsy today. Patsy's come down. I hope she hasn't
got the LURGI that you have. Patsy's not very well.
I also know that she's she's gone to complain about

(00:32):
why she didn't get some costious job too. She's down
there right now. It's sad when it's a one person
picket line, but that that voice is the power of
one thousand people down there right now, demanding answers to
Annie answers. So let's talk about your microphone. Yes, soon
on the show, I could tell you were sort of
badgering producers. Does my voice sound different? You're worried that

(00:55):
that microphone is muddy?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Okay, this sounds like a conspiracy. But whenever I hear
the show played back, liking that open air, I can
hear myself from the day before, and I think that
is not my voice. That is a muddy, boxy sounding microphone.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
So how does it sound? How are you sounding now?
Are you happy with your voice in your headphones? Now?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
No? No, it sounds like you know when you play
with your parents' stereo system in.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Your miographic equalizer EQ so treble.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
I don't know what's down, but somebody's been playing with
the EQ on this microphone. Okay, I go into can
I just say this on a Tuesday ago from here
into the Hamers Andy podcast and I sit by that
microphone and I sound so bright Christian and on here, bottle,
you want to understand me.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
I can't stand conspiracy rumors. Let's sell this once and
for all. This is you on hamersh and Andy.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Oh come on, you can't even see.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
It, listen to it. And then this is you here.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
I wouldn't know the first thing about doing betterom eyes,
I've just heard about it.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
I actually think you sound better here. And let's go
back into the left. Back into left, there's a proud
of footage, hey Mish and Andy podcast where apparently he
sounds amazing like Barry White.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Come on, you can't even.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Here.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I wouldn't know the first thing about doing bedroom eise
my face heard about it? What I will say? And
this makes me sound like even more of a conspiracy theorist.
How do I know you guys haven't doctored that this?
Now this is evans okay. I did see people running
around the building like the rabbit Warren.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Here's different. That's I always say Latin. Don't walk anywhere,
run sprints?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
What are they doing? What are they doing back there?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
I also got Alex head of engineering. Who you trust
Alex shorty, Yes, no, he's a nice gentleman, all right.
I got him to look into this too, genuinely did
yesterday just starting into Alex.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Hey, Christian Tellousy from engineering. With Daddy Jack's microphone, we
checked everything, including the ID ten t settings. Couldn't find
any problems. Definitely no mud to be found either. It's
being spotted out with a new microphone. Anyway, let me
know if you continue to have problems, I've got problems.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
It's not the microphone, it's the person from it. So
that is a new microphone that you were still moaning about.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
And the ID tens have been have they So what.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
You don't now you don't trust the team me and
the engineer, Well, what is it? Then?

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Then use it to me.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
You sound exactly the same. You always sounds good, your
voice sounds you.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Maybe it's the headphones.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
So now for ex the time on the time was stuff.
We're looking for your real estates songs. According to the
real estate website zillow dot com, the color of your
door has the significant impact on the setting price of
your house.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Did you ever get your new door? By the way,
remember you went driving around the suburbs looking at doors,
taking photos of other people's houses.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
You you were aware that that was several weeks ago.
It's still being discussed.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Red house doors, a red house
door by myself, the selling price of houses by eight percent.
Seen many red house doors were as brown doors reduced
by twelve percent. Side fact here when he was selling
his home, video producer Perry works on the show stood
at the door of his open house and made sure

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every guest took their shoes off coming into al right,
real estate songs. One of those royal estate agents listening
to Jack Well, they got the Beatles cranked up and Dave.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Flipper Yeah, civil plus.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yeah, why not coldplay fixed term? You smelly? I think
it's problem with this microphone. I think stuck in a
comedy out of it today, Sweet Homeowner Alabama, Silver Renter's Paradise,
Civil plus Hi to sell Gold and eminem with Lease
yourself Gold. All right, Jackie, Billy, what have you got?

(05:06):
Their real estate songs? What are they listening?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yes? Dale bought a house that she couldn't afford and
now would be interestrate risers. She's rolling in the debt.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
It's a little bit basic, isn't it working in the day?
Is that yours? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (05:21):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (05:21):
Silver?

Speaker 2 (05:23):
John bon Jovi, he's trying to buy a house, but
I don't like his odds. He's bidding on a prayer.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
That is gold.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
And Ricky Martin Yeah, well, I mean he lives in
a palacial her home.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Microphone sent up again.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
He's living La Villa Loca.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
Oh my god, the effort we went to to get
a decent microphone to record all of this bronze and
you know it.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Extra Time when your time waste? This morning, we're looking
for your real state songs? Jackie ready to mark?

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Let's go all right?

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Stan Scott, I don't feel like renting silver where the
lease has no name Gold. What's my bid again?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Gold?

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Let's throw mark well done, walk like.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
An auctioneer, not quite Bronze.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
When I read that, I thought, do they have a
funny walk? Is there in distinctive auctioneery kind of walk on?
Sweet child of mine? Silva bids in America Gold, well done, Josh,
flip it like it's hot.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
Silver plus, I will survive.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Interest rate rises timely in Austin rental as anything funny though,
ye bron This section thirty two is on fire silver
in the open air kitchen tonight Silver. Fifty ways to
lease your lover Gold? How much is that property in

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the window?

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Gold?

Speaker 3 (06:56):
John I important anati are very good. I just can't
give you my shed Kidi Gold. Never hectear us apart,
never hectear us apart Gold, Well, I can see for
the well done house of the rising rent SILVERA I
like big bits, and I cannot lie old. Bidding in
the name of gold, not that's a feature there. Bidding
in the name of John Farner more age of reason,

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silbam and nothing compares to units gold, very good, mark
all right time, Wasteter Bran new one in two hours
time is Bogan Movies. Get ready, let it rip.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Well Christian Connell's Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
All right, let's do a midweek knock on Wednesday. So
if you are any at work, maybe on your way
into work, called us up, Workers of Melbourne Unite nine
four one four three. We reward your early morning hard work.
You can have your pick of whatever we've got in
the merch cupboard. At the moment, we have some coming
in hot new iTunes, which at first I thought were

(07:56):
a joke.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
We keep adding stuff to this prize pool. So we
got the Christian Connal merch, which is the pen, the
fridge magnet and the show copy mug. And then we've
got the New World of the Gold one oh four
point three branded merch. First it was the hand sanitizers,
then the lip arm, then the guitar shaped keychain that
also is a bottle opener. Now we also have the
Gold one oh four point three passport holder.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
Now we're trying to get hold of these, so actually
see what they look like.

Speaker 3 (08:22):
I didn't know. I've never seen them in action.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
I've never seen them. Didn't know we were giving them away.
Maybe because we gave away the overseas trip a couple
of weeks ago to people.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Going to see you could have branded passport holders.

Speaker 7 (08:35):
This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
We're doing knock on Wednesday, which is for you. If
you're already at work, knockt on, give us a call.
We celebrate you and you get to pick from the
merch cupboard what you'd love, Jackie boy, what is in
the merch cupboard?

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Christian O'Connell Show branded pen, ooh, fridge magnet, be the
emvy of your street with the.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Bridge the envy of the French streets and the Christian
o'condle Show coffee mug.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Or you've got the gold one oh four point three
branded options, the lip arm, the hand sanitizer, the guitar
key chain or the passport holder.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
All right, your choice on nine four one one four three.
Stacy's already knocked on. Good morning, Stacy.

Speaker 8 (09:20):
Hi, how are you?

Speaker 4 (09:21):
I'm good Stacy? So you're knocked on your at work?

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Where are you?

Speaker 9 (09:25):
I'm at wattle painting, hoppers crossing?

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Get in and what time do you open this morning?

Speaker 10 (09:30):
We open at seven o'clock.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Okay, so do you open up the shop? Yes, all right,
and what would you love for the merch cupboard? You've
heard all the options. What would you love?

Speaker 11 (09:39):
You would like a coffee cup?

Speaker 3 (09:41):
Coffee cup is on its way to you. Thank you
very much, Stacy. Have a good day.

Speaker 11 (09:46):
Thank you too.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Wattle Paints Hoppers crossing. Daniel, good morning.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Hello, Daniel, good morning.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
No, no, no, Daniel, good morning.

Speaker 12 (10:00):
It's going on?

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, well you called me, so you drive the chat
then instead of what's going on?

Speaker 4 (10:07):
That's the feature?

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Is you called us? It does about your job?

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (10:10):
No, I'm just on the way to work to go
fix a blast hiller this morning.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
Okay. And what do you do actually, Daniel.

Speaker 9 (10:17):
We work in refrigeration and air conditioning.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
And what would you love for the merch cupboard?

Speaker 3 (10:22):
Mate?

Speaker 9 (10:23):
Have you got a clearing and the bottle open room one?
I'll take it. If you want to throw anything else,
I'll take that too.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
Actually, you can have the hand sanitizer as well. We've
got too many. We've got over a thousand of these
hand sanitizers as well. And you can have five outrageous Yeah,
you can have five, Daniel, Thanks for calling in mate.

Speaker 9 (10:44):
Have a good day.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Janew Good morning, Janelle, Hello, good morning.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Now, Jane, what are you up to you sonight? You're
already at work.

Speaker 11 (10:52):
Yes, so I am a garbage truck driver, but I
collect the missed bins, all the bins that are put
out late.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Hi, Christian's best friend.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
They send you out the dispatche when someone like me
sends an email going you missed the bin.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Yes, so you've got that smaller little truck.

Speaker 12 (11:11):
Yes, I have a small truck.

Speaker 13 (11:12):
It's not normally a job, but I'm recovering from an injury,
so it's sort of a light Judy's job.

Speaker 8 (11:17):
But I enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
But I thought doing your one is harder because sometimes
you've got to hop out and go and get.

Speaker 12 (11:23):
The bin sometimes.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Yes, well that's not good.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Want to keep a covering?

Speaker 4 (11:28):
Yeah, light judies. You should have the old grabby r
where you just sit there.

Speaker 13 (11:33):
I do have that as well.

Speaker 11 (11:34):
I sometimes I just reach over and list it up.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Gotcha all right?

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Now? Janelle?

Speaker 4 (11:38):
What would you love from a merch cupboard? What can
we get you?

Speaker 11 (11:41):
Did you still have water bottles?

Speaker 2 (11:43):
We do, haveles, Jack, I would love a water bottle.
I have a water bottle.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Hydrates. We need the garbos to be hydrated.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Janelle, we're also going to throw in five hand sanitizers
as well.

Speaker 8 (11:55):
All right, well I don't mind my hand sanitizer, so
that's fine.

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Well, yes, it's a garb.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
You've got to keep those hands clean, so you can
have five hand sanitizers. Enjoy.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
Thank you, all right, good luck with you recovering.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Thanks according Janel, thank you.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
You're listening to the question. You know, Carl Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Banning isn't a thing that happens anymore.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Now do you remember that the parental advisory sticker that
has made any CD even more hot? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (12:25):
All right, So if you're any at what give us
a call the s order.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
We call it knock on Wednesday nine four one four
one oh four three.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Brendan, you're at work? Yes, I am Brendan.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
What do you do? What is your job? Mate? I'm
a post basically.

Speaker 6 (12:41):
Countree areas well?

Speaker 3 (12:43):
You sound a bit sheepish about it. That's a good job.
You're important to us.

Speaker 6 (12:49):
Yes, okay, yes.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Did you.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
I don another one put through by Jack Poster Features. Now, Brenda,
what would you love for the merch cupboard?

Speaker 14 (13:03):
I actually missed what there is, so I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
We'll give you some hand sanitizer.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah, there you go. Brenda's actually call my have a
good day, and let's go to Joe Anne. Now, good morning,
Joe Anne.

Speaker 15 (13:16):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
Get that production mate.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
Hey Joanne, we are really at work.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
What do you do, mate?

Speaker 15 (13:22):
I work in a pathology lab?

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Okay? Do you work for Melbourne Pathology?

Speaker 9 (13:27):
No?

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Oh, a rival to Melbourne Pathology. I thought they had
it all sewed up.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
No?

Speaker 15 (13:34):
No, another company?

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Who do you work for?

Speaker 15 (13:39):
Neutral path Pathology?

Speaker 2 (13:40):
They're my favorite?

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Yeah? Are they? I'm more a Melbourne Pathology guy.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Yeah, easter.

Speaker 11 (13:44):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
I always say when it comes to stool samples.

Speaker 15 (13:49):
That's pretty it's very I'm immune to the smell. That's
that way to you?

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Is that your job? Do you look after the stool samples?

Speaker 8 (13:59):
Now?

Speaker 15 (14:00):
It's pretty much the blood, sviva and stools. I picked
ou from the post office, deliver it to the work.
I unbag it all and I'll sort it in its
category to be tested.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
That is a hell of a job, isn't it. Well
we're good on you, Joe.

Speaker 15 (14:14):
We're pretty much pretty massed up gloves coach mass.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
I think i'd need an eye mask as well, and
just do it both feel or smell.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Or homo sympon war.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
That's what I want now, Joanne?

Speaker 3 (14:28):
What can we give you? This is important work you do.
What do you fancy for the merch coup? You can
have whatever you want.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Well, hand sanitizer.

Speaker 15 (14:35):
Definitely, definitely, definitely. I use it every day. My hands
are so dry because I'm using sanitizer every day, every second.
And a coffee maud.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Please, yeah, why don't? Joanne? Thank you very much for
what you do as well. Thanks for calling the show beautiful.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Thank you, David good mor I think David is already
on the road. David there he is this.

Speaker 16 (14:57):
Guy clock this morning, my head and headline. What's up
the case to get a cap of coffee in that burger?
And nearly drowned you back lighterround coming your wife.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
This is it.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
You're on your travel reporter and weather guy as well,
so raining.

Speaker 9 (15:14):
And Keith damn, Mike, yep, that was bad.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Yeah you reckon.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
He's coming our way.

Speaker 16 (15:20):
I's caving your way.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Yeah, thank you very much. Stormchaser.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
And are you driving? You're obviously driving to Adelaide. You're
going there and back today?

Speaker 6 (15:28):
Are you okay?

Speaker 16 (15:29):
Going there and back here? And I made Apple by
track Yeah, yeah, no.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Wa Yeah, yeah, you're you're talking the right guys with
the friends of the truck.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Is what you got an eight or ten twelve wheeler?

Speaker 16 (15:42):
Ahoy, Matt, that's what have we got? Three three tries
and a bogey and the steam.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
And the skier.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
You get those oh happy driving Adelaide man with a
bogey and.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
This there, now it sounds like an actually Adelaide Radio
is a breakfast show.

Speaker 16 (16:06):
I don't fine.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Oh good on you, buddy, and David. What can we
send you mate?

Speaker 16 (16:13):
As a tracker, I use a bit lose a bit, buddy,
twenty pens for a year, so you better send me
a pen.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
I'll send you a couple of pens and some complimentary
hand sanitizer as well.

Speaker 4 (16:22):
David, all right, safe on the roads.

Speaker 12 (16:25):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Bogey up the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Gold Wallow four point three. Christian, Oh god, Jack's crime?
What's up?

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Buddy?

Speaker 13 (16:37):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (16:38):
I just can't stop thinking again that Bianker and I
my wife want to go on a cruise, but we
just it's just not in the stars for us because
we don't have the enough money to go.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Buddy, If I got some news for you, try those eyes.
Turn that frown upside down. Get your little suitcase on
a Royal Caribbean cruise.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Forty off christ I know, yes, no, yes.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Take a moment. Call your wife now give her the
book Good News holiday in every way board Royal Caribbean.
Save up to forty percent on the next holiday. But
right now, Jack at Royal Caribbean, are you writing this
down and give you a chance to get paid? I
actually say ye, go Royal Caribbean. That's Carabban with two bs,
dot com, dot A and of course teas and ces apply.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
But hurry, hurry, Harry.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
I met a listener of the show yesday who said
he's writing a song to win this competition. He thought,
though you won forty No, if you win, you win
the whole cruise. Everybody gets forty tel.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
This tight ars radio station if they think that listeners
will win. Oh my god, that's a dark day for radio.
Fastward one year known.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
You say you've won ten percent off?

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Oh no, soon the boss is here in that hopefully
she's in a tunnel right now. That's a dark day
for radio. This week and next week a cruise for
two You're off to the South Pacific two thousand dollars
in spending money. How do you win it? You sing
for your cruise is free. It's not forty percent off
the prize. You win the prize, however, it is forty
percent off your next holiday right now. If you want
to go to the South Pacific, go anywhere with Royal Caribbean.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
Sing Christian.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Bak you can say a way to the South Pacify,
sing for your cruise and once more, please let me
just say this is not a singing competition. People with
terrible voices like me. You are welcome your head to

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the Christian o'connells show dot com dot au.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
The first cruise or two.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
Giving away this Friday, your sailing aboard Quantum of the Seas.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
That's the one you guys want.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
To go on under the seed.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
YEP stateroom you get a state room.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Oh my god, are you the president of somewhere and
you've always wanted to go on a flow rider, haven't you?

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Yes, you can't frame.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
But what I'm worried about is by the time I
get to the cruise and I'm going to have to
pay for breakfast, paping lunch, pay for dinner.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Don't be crazy, not with this price breakfast, lunch, dinner.
That's shot us, yes, and two thousand dollars spending money.
All right, So this here some of the entries so far.
Like I said, not a singing competition. Jess Hill, what
a voice? What is this?

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Susan Boyle, she's back with a hot new entry.

Speaker 8 (19:45):
They say we've got to pack up. Well week it
doesn't make a difference.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
If we got annual leave on timing.

Speaker 1 (19:56):
We need for week.

Speaker 17 (20:00):
There the shock w Christian were already there.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Live the free cruised.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Bags and a jump bombard.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
The free cruise.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Oh that's a great I guess it's not singing competition.
Any voice can enter. Not a rhyming competition.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
I guess ninety words now and don't worry about the
timing as well as Jess showed us their strong first
entry from Jess Dominic, I want to dance with somebody.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
Whitney Houston Lan strikes and the sun begins to fait.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
I want to spend my days and that caribbee cruising
up with are you? I would like.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
To take my worst with me to get.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
Away from my teenage Johnson.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
It's neat custody. Big freshers are killing.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Me a cruiser dominic. Let's go to Sarah now she's
done a song from the soundtrack of Moon Route, So you.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
Could pick any song not roots.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
It's you know, there's singers and then lies out musicals.
That's pro pro level, isn't it? Moon on Rouge and
we all know this banger. We get requests for it
every time our tango derok Sanne.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
She's taking this on and smashing it.

Speaker 18 (21:37):
Chaz my pr in the side.

Speaker 17 (21:45):
Bye, she's holding those chairs, your free and lemy cruise
on quantum marus and please leave me when.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
I say Hi.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
This very very very good.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
She's actually got a great voice.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Hi coming up in now's time we play some more.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
That's an amazing one from a teenage girl about basically,
please take my parents and get them away from me,
say her weather. It's very good. And if you're sat
listen it's going on. I've got a far worse voice
than that. Oh boy, have we got an entry for
you to here? You know they're very scraping the bottom
of the barrel. I didn't know there's something under that.
We're going there and how it's time? Oh I would

(22:39):
it is brilliant.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Of course, the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
All right, time now to talk about your week so far?
Six word week, and then you're texted.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Six words right from your phone.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Atta, tell us just how your week has gone.

Speaker 8 (22:55):
Text us now, but only you six words in your messing.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
Not the most subtle of edits on that someone took
a big old butcher's knife to that week. I mean,
we all listen to it thinking it needs to be quicker.
But wow, all right, so six word weeks. Tell us
about your week so far in six words. Texallent o,
FA seven five three, one oh four three, Jack, how's

(23:24):
your week going so far?

Speaker 2 (23:26):
My six words would be is this my son's first word?
When I first had Gordy, I thought his first word
would come We're look clearer. When I was a baby
and I was told my first word was clock, So
I thought I just came out one day as a
baby and said clock, and they put that down in
the book as Jack's first word. I'm realizing now there's

(23:46):
a lot more gray area.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Yeah, it's cool to I think it is called verbal
dudely yeah, and which he.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Does all day long. He's bah blah blah blah. But
it's not making much sense. So you kind of sometimes
hear words and you're like, oh, did he say start?
Did he say goodbye? There? And it's a lot muddier
than what I thought. So I got some recording of
him yesterday. I think this could be his first word.
I want to get your opinion if my son is
saying the word apple or not, and if we put

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this in the book as his official first word.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
And so there's been no data or mamma.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
There's dada and mama.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Which came first?

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Dad?

Speaker 3 (24:24):
It's so cruel, I guess, well, upsets my wife. You know,
they go through all that pain, they grow them, push
them out. We can't even imagine what that pain is like.
And then the first word they say is dad.

Speaker 4 (24:38):
It's not fair. It really isn't. All right, So let's
have a listen.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
What's this?

Speaker 18 (24:42):
Apple? Apple says?

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Give me all the fils. That is so cute. It's
that breathy little voice they've gone. It's warm, isn't it cute?
But I will say not perfect? Is that the word apple?

Speaker 18 (25:01):
Now?

Speaker 3 (25:01):
All I would say about the audio, all I'm hearing
is what kind of daddy? You being here?

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Like some sort of drill sergeant?

Speaker 2 (25:07):
What's this what's.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
That?

Speaker 18 (25:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:14):
I think so too.

Speaker 4 (25:17):
That's so cute. What kind of dad are you? Are
you very playful? Will you watch TV together with more?
It feels like you're trying to train him to go
through lots.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Of words that you feel like that. I actually see
myself as very much a chill dad, So.

Speaker 4 (25:32):
This is not it's not a chill dad. That never
word with yourself.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Who's this dad?

Speaker 2 (25:37):
What's this?

Speaker 18 (25:38):
This apple? Apple?

Speaker 3 (25:47):
So cute?

Speaker 2 (25:48):
That's chill dad. If you if you see it on
my face, I'm like, yeah, what's this an apple? You
can say it or you don't have to.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
That feels more like Italian daddy.

Speaker 1 (25:58):
Tom Tina Christian o'connells show podcast.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Your six World Week so Far road trip to Warragul.
This is from Ross road trip to Warragle New rescue dog.
Good on if you get a rescue dog. One of
the first dogs we've had we've bought my wife and
I've always had dogs over twenty five years, was a
rescue dog. It's a great thing to do getting ready
for the trip to Tazzy. That's from Linda Christian. That's
one hundred apple that Jackson Gordon is saying.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
What's this apple? Apple Apple?

Speaker 4 (26:36):
When you say you're going to put in the book,
have you got a book where you right down there.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
First gifted this book that you write all their milestones
in greats?

Speaker 4 (26:44):
What have you got so far?

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Actually, you know it's been a little bit neglected since
the first couple of months. We've got to really go
back and feel details. I'm hard, we're busy.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Get out of it.

Speaker 10 (26:53):
Get out of it.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
You got plenty of time.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Work sucks is on Jackie. Work sucks, needs to win
tats Lotto. My six word week noose and next week
can't bloody weight. That's from Vow and Rebecca. This is
a beautiful moment, baby kick for the first time. My
six word week is I found out last night that
my wife has kind of volunteered me.

Speaker 4 (27:15):
I've got a Saturday job. This weekend.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
I'll be working in a shop looking after it for
a friend with my wife, both of us working in
a shop together. This is my wife's idea of heaven.
She's long had this dream that one day, when I
retire from radio, I will run a shop with her shop.
I'm to tell you another record that will never.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Happen means I'm doing radio until my last breath.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
You might get to Saturday and you love it. You
enjoyed being on the county.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
No, I've aready been to that future and I don't
like it. However, this Saturday, if you want to come
and say hello, We're going to be at Icoss Home
Wes Sarah and I beautiful shop that our friend runs.
She can't work this weekend doing it. She's got job.
She's just been promoted. She's doing all the interior stuff
for the block. Anyway, so my wife and if you
want to pop in and say, oh, you can see

(28:02):
us on Hampton Street, can come in. You will see me.
They're working this. We've got to open it all up
together as well, and you.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Have to choose your roles, like who's behind the counter
and who's out on the floor selling stuff.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
My wife is pushing me out in the floorts. She said,
you got to see stuff like the matre deep channel
greeting people, and then the business transaction. Let the adult
do that. I'll look after that side.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
I don't trust you with the math of like giving
people the correct change. You can see if you hand
the keys back of your friend and take This is
about four hundred dollars.

Speaker 7 (28:33):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Good morning to Tim. Christian. My son's first word was more,
he used to say, well, pointing to his empty plate.
God on a four boy three. Christian O'Connell show is
ten to eight yesterday on the show. Then we had
a great story from Jody picture this early nineties.

Speaker 10 (28:58):
I play on the girls cricket team at school, my
all time idol at the time. Murfhusee is the big deal,
huge deal. He hits a slogger. I'm ready, the balls coming.

Speaker 15 (29:08):
Straight to me.

Speaker 10 (29:09):
Catch of the century, trip over the equipment bag behind me.
Didn't see it. Merfuse is wetting himself, laughing. And I
make the front page of the local paper.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
So Jody's gifted us this. Then have you made your
local newspaper? Why were you at it? What page? If
you remember nine one four three, this was you as
a young kid as well, then in your local rag.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Yes, I was buried in the middle of the local paper.
But generous sized photo of me and my friend at
our community radio station CINFM. We're holding a poster for
CINFM and we're in the local paper. But get this,
my mum scanned in the photo onto our family desktop
computer and put me as the desktop background cropped out forty. Oh,

(29:50):
so it's just me, not my friend. Then later I
got so used to being the background that one day
forty came over and he saw the desktop back and
I no joke. It put a strain on our creative relationship.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Is that why you never went on to become the
next team of shnandeb So, Caitlin, You've also been in
your local paper.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Yes, so I reckon.

Speaker 19 (30:15):
I was on page six and I was in there
because I won an award. I was the role model
of the year for my local community.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
That's amazing. How old were you?

Speaker 19 (30:27):
I was seventeen, so I was like year twelve. Yeah,
and so yeah, I want it for what had you done?

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (30:34):
So it was four kids in the community. And what
I'd done is I'd worked with a lot of younger
students to help them become journalists because I was writing
for the Gold Coast Bulletin at the time, and so yeah,
I was just helping them create their own articles and
getting into the paper.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Cod on you at seventeen, you were mentoring and you
were writing for a newspaper at seventeen.

Speaker 19 (30:50):
Yeah, the Gold Coast bulletin.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Ye, thank you rock. Are you to cheat a lot?
By seventeen? I did anything by seventeen?

Speaker 19 (30:57):
By eighteen I had one hundred articles published.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
You feel okay? I'm not your dad?

Speaker 2 (31:07):
How many articles have yeah published?

Speaker 4 (31:11):
One thousand radio links? It's quite the same, Carl Ber.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
You're listening to the question o' Carl's show podcast.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Shout out to Caitlin are also producer her dad Gary
listener right now uprom Gold Coast in tweet. It's just
a message, Kaylin. He's listening. So he's got some of
those one hundred articles one hundred eighteen Tom on the show,
can you top Caitlin?

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Did you do one hundred of anything before you were eighteen?

Speaker 3 (31:38):
All right? So why were you in your local paper?
That's what we want to know today? On nine four
and four one O four three.

Speaker 14 (31:45):
John, Yes, good morna Christian? How are you?

Speaker 4 (31:48):
I'm good John, Welcome to the show. So why are
you in the local paper?

Speaker 14 (31:52):
I got an into a bit of a test with
Grace Jones the.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Start of a great story. What is so the actress
and model Grace Jones yep, so.

Speaker 14 (32:01):
Called fact of some model.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
But anyway, yep, oh still yeah, So what happened?

Speaker 14 (32:06):
Yeah, okay, So at the time, it was nineteen eighty five,
I was working for Houtz Corporation as an usher at
their cinemas, and I was working at mid City Cinemas
in Burke Street and Mid City is where they used
to show all the heavier films like the Rocky films
and Arnold's films and so on, and it triple and

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was having a competition where they were giving tickets away
to a screening of a View Too or Kill that
starred Grace Jones at the time, and the cinema was
packed out of the seven hundred odd seats. Anyway, what
happened was Grace Jones and her then husband Dorf London
were going to be the special guests in Dorford appeared

(32:52):
in Rocky with Sylvester Stallone at the same time. So
the cinema started filling out and obviously it's very hard
to control seven hundred other people, and I, myself and
another rusher were waiting at the front door for Great
Jones and entourage to turn up, and we watched her
limo pass the doors about five times and she was

(33:15):
running late as you.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Do, and was looking for a park.

Speaker 14 (33:20):
No, no, no, they were just wasting time. Obviously, they
want to turn up once everybody had been seated underknown
to them, they're seats that had been reserved for them
had been occupied by somebody else by that stage. So anyway,
they came to the front door, open the front door.
She walked in in the flowing white hood address door
flndon behind her some six foot five you know, a

(33:42):
load of muscle walking behind her, said hello, took her
up the stairs into the cinema, looked at the manager
of the cinema, looked at the seats where they were
supposed to be sitting. I said, what's going on? Motion?
Turn He said, I don't know. Go to the front.
So I took them to the front. They came to
the very front row and I said, well, here is

(34:03):
your seat, and turn around. She started sparing and said,
do you really expect him to sit here and watch
this film? And he was a really polite he was
really a nice plait. But she just went on and
on and on and on and on. Anyway, the cinema erupted.
Everybody started standing up because there was a full wound
tiff going on between me and her. I had no option.

(34:25):
I just turned around and said, well, they're the only
seats you've got, and they eventually sat down, watched the film,
left and then after my shift that night, I went
down to the old Chevren nightclub and there she was
dancing wave door hlumb and I thought myself, oh god,
not again, and stayed away from her. But the next
day in the papers, in the Herald Sun, there was

(34:45):
a full blown article about how some usher called John
that worked for Hoyte Cinemas had verbally abused her in
front of in front of all her adoring fans. So, yeah,
it's left a bit of a souse bot with me, gras.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I can tell.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Yeah, fellow, we were getting the witness test to be
you want to be taking.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
It's also a stenographer's.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Episode one the Netflix.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Series, like we had the long version there of the
newspaper article. Incredible stuff there, John, John, thank you very
much for a story. Let's go now to Louise. You know,
sometimes you're a still and you actually feel sorry for
the other person. I actually feel sorry for Grace.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Joe to say, I think, I mean, they're the guests honors.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
The co Star Watch them on.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Yeah, let's go to Louise. He coome morning Louise. Why
were you in the local paper?

Speaker 11 (35:33):
Ah, morning, Christian. I was in the local paper, the
front page because my mum was loving for a non
uniform wearing school that I went to in the eighties
to wear a uniform. So myself, my sister and a
few other people had to wear a school uniform for
the whole year where no one else in the school
did what. Yeah, I had to time and bring a

(35:54):
school uniform in.

Speaker 15 (35:56):
That was terrible.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
It's already hard enough to go through.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Yeah, and the one thing you do I've been in prison,
is it school? You don't want to You just want
to walk the line. You don't want to be singled
out down.

Speaker 11 (36:05):
Yeah, you don't want to be don't want to be targeted,
but to be targeted. And we stood out like saw
thumbs wearing a school uniform.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
For you as an adult.

Speaker 11 (36:14):
But I still have the school uniform, so bonus.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Wow were your mom?

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Is she embarrassed about it now when it comes up, No,
she's not.

Speaker 11 (36:23):
She just wished the school had went there as well,
and they never wore one. I saw it as a bonus.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Oh so she wasn't even successful.

Speaker 12 (36:31):
She didn't get me over to not successful.

Speaker 11 (36:33):
No, no, that was in the eighties and now well
you know, so many years later and still know school.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Uniform, so obviously are still like this great for local paper?

Speaker 3 (36:42):
Is it? So? Were you and your sister in his
full school uniform outside the school gates.

Speaker 11 (36:46):
Outside the front of the school myself, my sister and
three other girls in the school uniform front page?

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Mum and it as well.

Speaker 11 (36:56):
No, Mum wasn't in it. No no, she just said, yep,
you you girls, you have to wear the school uniform.
And then the local paper photographer came out and took
photo of us girls in front of the school.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
Do you know that shot of a student outside the
front of the school by the gates that's in at
least two or three times a month normally where the
kid he's got like a munet who got sent home?
And I'm angry looking mom? Is there? You know? Point
you got the school or something? Luis, Thank you very much,
your story mate, have a good day.

Speaker 11 (37:29):
Yes, thank you too.

Speaker 12 (37:30):
Buy.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
I still keep thinking about that Grace Jones thing. Why
were you in the local paper?

Speaker 1 (37:34):
But Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Can I just flag up. Now I'm whining about the
time wastet. We're doing Bogan movies. I'm looking at mine
and why it's going to upset people. I just want
to remind people, these are just jokes. These are just jokes.
I don't mean any of this.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
They're just jokes, folks, They're just jokes.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
We're all a little Bogan and I know I am.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Let's just keep saying that because I think we're going
to upset some people. Okay, So why were you in
your local paper? Ninety four one four one four three?
John hasn't put us off? Were carrying on? And if
you just tuned in, you lucky thing. I wish I
just tuned in.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Barbara.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
Hi, Hello, Barbara, welcome to the show.

Speaker 8 (38:18):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
So why were you in your local paper?

Speaker 13 (38:22):
So?

Speaker 8 (38:22):
Mine hearted re call was called steamed up about a baby.
When I had my first son, it was about a
twenty nine and a half hour labor and I spent
quite a long time in a hot shower in the hospital.
The steam on my back that had actually set off
the alarms and caused an evacuation. You're kidding, no, And
the best part was my dad was a volunteer firefighter

(38:45):
and it was his station that turned up and burst
into my room.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Hey Barbara, Oh it's you. So you made it into
the local Times. What the werribe Times?

Speaker 8 (38:59):
Yeah where every times.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
Amazing photo as well.

Speaker 8 (39:04):
No, actually in the birthing section I did get with
the announcements, I did get a photo, so technically I
got it twice for the same birth.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Barber.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Great story. Thank you very much for sharing with us.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
No, thank you, Tony.

Speaker 6 (39:20):
Good morning, good morning guys.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
Notice to talk to you again, Tony, Tony.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Tony was a winner a while ago on the show
sing for the serenade for the upgrade the singing butcher.

Speaker 12 (39:30):
I need enough.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
This is that voice.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
I'm gee and my car, my home.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
Room, Tony, the singing Butcher. Lovely to talk to you again.
So why were you in the paper singing.

Speaker 6 (39:54):
Good morning guys. I wants to talk to you again. Yes,
and I was back in twenty ten win Mommie your
name at the singing which has started to take off.
So I was off to Italy. There's some master classes
in Sicily and Rome. And the heading was a tame
job for opera Ttunity of a lifetime genius.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Local newspaper headline that's so good.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
That's great.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
So were you going to Italy as a butcher as
an opera singer?

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Confused?

Speaker 6 (40:20):
If I would to a butcher, I would probably come back,
but anyway, no, I was for the opera. Yeah, so
I was doing master classes in Sicily and Rome.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Wow, I didn't know you'd had lessons. I just thought
you could sing like that.

Speaker 6 (40:33):
Yes, well, yeah, that was in the heyday, so yeah.
Basically I was then with the company for a little
while that was short lived, and then yeah, just continued.
Myself had a maestroe as well at the time.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
So yeah, do you know what they should hire you
to sing at the Grand Final this year.

Speaker 4 (40:53):
I'd enjoyed that.

Speaker 6 (40:56):
Well, Christian, you always asked the great questions. Gilan McLaughlin
and he his lovely wife is to shop at our
butcher's And I asked him one day because he asked me,
how you think I'm going with the AFL. I said, what,
You're doing a great job, but you get black flock
meatloafs God blessing him rest his soul. But I said,
you can give me one hundred thousand dollars over six
years and I'll blasting him to gear part.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
And here's your.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Pot jobs for the Grand Finals. Every year we take
the singing butcher.

Speaker 6 (41:26):
Well, yeah, that was my offering to him, but he
didn't there to be so anyway.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Well, they've got a new guy coming in at the
end of the season. Maybe you should try and picture.

Speaker 6 (41:34):
To him, Andrew. Yeah, what I should maybe have a
chat with mister Dylan.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
Yeah, Tony, lovely speech, you mate, Take care too, guys.

Speaker 4 (41:43):
All right, let's go to Sam. Now, Good morning.

Speaker 12 (41:45):
Sam, Good morning Sam.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Why were you in your local paper?

Speaker 12 (41:51):
I was in my local paper back in twoy seventeen.
I was actually having a stroke while driving my son
to day care.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Wow, what will happened?

Speaker 4 (42:02):
Do you have to pull over?

Speaker 12 (42:03):
Or Yeah?

Speaker 13 (42:04):
I pulled over because I thought I was just feeling
unwealth so I thought i'd being my boss at the
time to say that I wouldn't be coming in.

Speaker 12 (42:13):
And by that time I had lost the use of
my right arm and couldn't get into my phone. Eventually
I did and got in contact with her. I lost
my speech as well, so I couldn't tell her or
she couldn't understand me. And at that time there was
a gentleman walking.

Speaker 13 (42:32):
Past, and he must have known something was wrong.

Speaker 12 (42:36):
And he helped my boss.

Speaker 13 (42:39):
And himself find the location to organize an ambulance.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
What an incredible story. That must have been terrifying for you.

Speaker 13 (42:48):
It was, and I had my three and a half
year old in the back seat, so it was rather scary.

Speaker 12 (42:56):
At the time.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Is amazing the kindness of a stranger to occurred to
come to your aid there as well.

Speaker 12 (43:02):
Sam Oh definitely, definitely, and the fact that he was
on his morning walk he had my phone then up
to the end of the street because he didn't know
what the street name was either, and come back and
stayed with me until the ambulance arrived.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
What a lovely guy.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
I loved those stories.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
When you know someone just comes at the right time,
it's almost like it was meant to be.

Speaker 13 (43:23):
Yeah, I just hadn't been able to find him. I'd
done the local radio station and the local newspaper to
try and locate him, and I just put it down
to it like everyone just said that it was just
my guardian angel at that time. He was there at
the right time and didn't want to be notified.

Speaker 12 (43:39):
To you know, to have the thing. It was just amazing.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
So when was this then.

Speaker 12 (43:46):
Back in or was actually probably eight years ago on
the tenth of June.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
And whereabouts were you?

Speaker 3 (43:54):
I was in Packingham and where exactly? Impacingham? Because you
never know now I know who might be listening. He
might be listening or someone who knows that guy.

Speaker 12 (44:03):
Yeah, he was in We were in the Henty estate.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
So June about eight years ago. What time of the
day is it? Early in the morning? Take it to
day care?

Speaker 12 (44:12):
It was about seven thirty, seven o'clock seven thirty.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Unbelievable story, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (44:18):
And how are you now?

Speaker 12 (44:20):
I've got a full bill of health. The neurologist discharged
me a few years ago. He did say if.

Speaker 13 (44:28):
I hadn't had a court in time, I would have
been in a nursing home. So it's Sam, I thank
my lucky stars for that guardian angel of mine.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Goosebumps. Listen to this. I want to try and find him. So, Sam,
do you mind if we picked this up to see
if we can find him? Would you like that or not?
You feel like you've moved on.

Speaker 12 (44:45):
I'd love to find him and say thank you.

Speaker 13 (44:48):
Even my family and friends would love to be able
to thank him and say thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
How old your boy now, so what three at the time,
eight years ago? What is he eleven twelve?

Speaker 12 (44:57):
Well, he's probably it's actually third, so turning fourteen.

Speaker 13 (45:01):
Yeah, and my eldest was is now to turning twenty one,
so he was in the year seven year eight at
the time as well.

Speaker 12 (45:08):
So I had two very young boys that I had
to get well for as well.

Speaker 3 (45:15):
Incredible though that when you said that if it hadn't
been for the kindness of the stranger that you know,
you would have been in a nursing home. It just
a very very different life for you.

Speaker 13 (45:25):
It would have been a very different life. So I
wouldn't have been able to talk and possibly even walk.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
Do you think about it a lot? Sort of him
saving it?

Speaker 12 (45:34):
I do often think about it, especially around the anniversary times.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Yeah, this has coming up in a couple of days time,
isn't it.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
Did you say eighth of June, tenth of June, tenth of.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
June, So that's like in a week's time? Is that
next week? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (45:48):
Yeah, this weekend?

Speaker 13 (45:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (45:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Yeah, all right, So Sam, if so, you're happy for
us to try and sort of see if we can
locate him, see if we can find him.

Speaker 12 (45:57):
Oh, that would be fantastic.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
I'd love to think you so, I hope you don't mind.
Then can ask quite the question. So it was the
tenth of June. Yes, and it was eight years ago,
so this would be two thousand and fifteen. Yep, two
and fifteen, at about seven thirty in the morning in Packingham. Yes,
and what was the name of the area? Again?

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Hen to estate And so do you even know his name?

Speaker 6 (46:23):
No?

Speaker 12 (46:24):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (46:24):
He might have been able to in what was going
on with you that you wouldn't have been to remember
his name or anything.

Speaker 13 (46:29):
Hey, I don't even think he gave my boss at
the time his name either.

Speaker 12 (46:34):
So yeah, he was just.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
Was he a local person?

Speaker 3 (46:38):
So he must have been nearby if he was going
for a walk that time of.

Speaker 14 (46:41):
The morning, Yes, definitely.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Did he have a dog or anything?

Speaker 12 (46:46):
No, he was just walking on his own.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Old guy.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
What kind of age would you put them?

Speaker 12 (46:51):
They probably would have been in his sixties possibly at
the time.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
I feel like we're playing guests who right now and
I'm ticking off. Did he have a berett?

Speaker 13 (47:02):
But I do remember he did have a beard. That's
about as much as I can really remember at the time.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
So all right, Sam, we'll see all we can do.
But honestly, thank you so much. It's kind of been
easy to call us up today and share that it's
an amazing story, but I must imagine it's all quite
a scary one too to share again as well.

Speaker 12 (47:22):
Sam, it iss, although it's good to actually talk about
as well. So it's good. It's a good recovery process
as well to try and yeah, deal with with the
fear at the time.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Yeah, well, I'm in all your courage. Kind of an
easy thing to call us today and go back through that.
So thank you very much for trusting us.

Speaker 12 (47:40):
With it, Sam, No, thank you for letting me put
it out there again.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
It's incredible story. I love that. It really was a
guardian angel, all right. So sixty ish your old man it.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
Is with a bed.

Speaker 12 (47:53):
That's all I can remember, all right, you never.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Know, you never know. I hope we can find this
guardian angel, all right, Sam. For now, thank you very much,
take care, have a good day, you two.

Speaker 12 (48:03):
Thank you well.

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