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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast Showtime.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I swear to guard you too.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
What are the course shaking muscles?

Speaker 4 (00:16):
But I pump up those ties, madam.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three,
Show one two hundred and twenty two.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Come on in, Patsy Morning, Come on in Jack Pie Hie,
you guys, tell you what it's going to be a
I'm speaking on behalf of all other moms and dads
whose kids are year twelve. Tomorrow, if you're doing VCE English,
the entire state all the children do in English Tomorrow
nine am is the start of the vcast tomorrow at
nine and so yesterday it was at least two hours

(00:46):
of flashcard revision with my daughter Lowis, who's year twelve.
And I'm telling you, guys, even though I'm aware I
haven't got exams to do, I found myself having some strange,
very nervous action whilst I was doing these flash cast revisions.
I was having this out of body experience, like she's
hurry up with this, I've got to go and revise.

(01:08):
I don't know any of these quotes from that book.
I haven't even read this damn book, and I had
to remind myself, Wait, you're a fifty one year old man.
You're not sitting the exam. That's never coming back in
your life. It's over for you, it's over, right, But
there's some part of you that teenager. We still have
it in dreams sometimes if you have a revise for
an exam, even hearing.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
The word exam, it's true great because we go back
and like, how many days?

Speaker 4 (01:30):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
No, I'm fifteen years out of high school.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Yeah, of a mildly successful radio show. Wait, I've got
a radio show and needs a revised for that. It
never ends. School's everywhere when you're grown up.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
And how she feeling about it?

Speaker 4 (01:43):
Well, she's working so hard. Even when I went to
bed last night, she was there were like two candles
she literally was burning in the midnight oil And I went,
I'm going to bed it for really bad. You need
missed out to do some more. She was like, no,
I just want to do another hour. You know, I've
been looking on TikTok. Apparently nighttime your brain's wide open.
I think you need to sleep right now. I said,

(02:04):
I shouldn't be telling you that, but you've done about
six hours today. You've got to rest. The exam is
Tuesday morning at nine. You are ready for this. She's
got like three whiteboards up on the on the wall
with different things she has to know. Then there is
quote they all have to know off by art from
this book. They are going to be asked about that.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
All that, yes, then you have to attribute the quote,
all of that, understand the themes, motive, symbolisms, all agrees.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
All of this, all of this.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
What books you doing?

Speaker 4 (02:33):
She's doing Chronicle of a Death Foretold? Never even heard Gabrielle.
She said, no, wonder, She said to me, you can
go to bed now. Do you know what the book
authors called Gabrielle? Still struggling now, Gabrielle.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Unless the first question is, what's the first name of the.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Lewis Gabrielle Garcia Marquez? You know he did lovep No,
that's John Steinbeck. I think he did Loving the Time
of Cholera. Okay, yeah, we all know that one. Yeah,
you or did that one a book club back in
the day. And it's these really like big things. And
I'm supposed to be helping her advice a couple of

(03:16):
times ago. Is that right? That happened in the books.
She went, we haven't got time for this. The exam
is in two days. Good book read this. These themes
are violence and patriarchy in colonial Peru, and that this
sounds like a good book. So yeah, I felt so
sorry for it. But she seems so as soon as
the show's done today, she needs you back home. It's

(03:36):
back into the flash card revision. I said, as well,
I think you need to like get out of this environment,
maybe go for dog walk and we take the flash
cards to put it into a different environment. Yeah. So yeah,
but it reminds me of that's that exam and all
the kids are doing this exam revision at the moment.
I bet they must be just trips to office works, whiteboards, pens,
flash cards. But good luck mums and dads out there

(03:57):
as well to you guys over the next couple of weeks.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
But Christian can on show podcast.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
How was your weekend, Patsy?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I put the Love God to task. We had a
few things to do at the weekend, one of which
was we do have a relatively new mattress on you know,
like top mattress on our bed, and I didn't feel
that it was firm enough. It's a little bit soft.
It's not quite right. And you know what it's like
when you're a brecky hours sleep is just so pivotal.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
I I don't like to So I don't like that.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Did you buy it?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Support it? Why did I buy its?

Speaker 5 (04:31):
Well?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
No, I did buy a firm version, but it's not
quite I didn't feel it's quite firm enough. And you
can get these inserts to put into.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
It, can you?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, which are extra.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Firm, like a wooden board on ger or something.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
It's not like a wooden boarder. It's just like a
thicker sort of I.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Have never heard of that. Yeah, what do you insert
them under it?

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Well this is the thing. So you had to like
unzip all the layers and pull everything out.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
And I did you even know you could go into
the and wanted to dumb?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
They didn't want us in there.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
You can't get in that thing for good reason. We're
not scientifically did it.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
It was like a game of operation. So I said
to Chris, Now.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
Let's scalpel bless white light over it. Crash, carp I said.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Zipper, it's not springs. It's one of the phones.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
We're down down in under on the very basis springs, yes,
but then there's several layers of foam. How big is
this mattress?

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Like a wedding cake with three tears?

Speaker 2 (05:35):
Well, usually when you get a mattress, you've got no
business looking what's inside it.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
But the can't get in ours. I know there's any So.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
I said to Chris. We had to be in the
right frame of mind, like we sort of try to awaken.
I said, you know what, I don't think we're in
the right frame of mind. This is a weekend frame
of mind.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Are you to go operating on a mattress frames of mine?
One can be and what is that You've got.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
A clear mind and not be too tired? So we thought, okay,
well that's never ever be.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
When are you ever not tired or having a clear mind.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
To catch twenty two? Because you need sleep on the
good match.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
To be tired anymore. This is the modern sissyphus.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
So I said to Chris, Okay, let's just stop for
a minute before we start. Let's see where everything is,
because it's all got to go back in exactly the
same way like labels Seaweed.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
I'm guessing Chris is more like me where it's all
about momentum and let's get on with it. And Sarah's like, please,
can we just not have a meltdown? You go, yes, oh, god, going.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
It's like a bullet a gate.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Let's just get just get just get going. Time to
take photos. We're not on in the FBI.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
At some point you convince yourself that the part is
an extra bit, like, oh, they must have given this extra.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
It's just just like the appendix. Apparently it doesn't even
do anything.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Not everyone needs one, so it's like five or six
different bits. Anyway, So we've ripped out the old firm mattress,
put in the extra firm sort of it's like a
foam layer. I don't know, maybe twenty third twenty centimeters
maybe quite big anyway. But the trouble was was the
last step, which was there was a zip right around
the top of it, which sort of closed it all in,

(07:13):
kind of sewed it.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
All in, closing a big suitcase.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yes, And the trouble with that was they've stupidly put
the zip right at the sort of bed head end
of the bed, so to get your fingers down in there. Well,
he had absolutely no hope and I said, well, let
me hold the torch. So I had the torch on
my phone. He's like, that's really no help. That's not
helping me. Took about half an hour because you had to,

(07:36):
you know, line up the zip. You know the zip's
got it was anyway, so slept on it again.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Another one.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
No, it's brand new, so anyway, slept on it for
the first time last night. Now it's too firm. It
was way too bad, like my organs were pushing up
through the top of my body. It's too hard.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Exactly. Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
After twenty six he was a manager. I stumbled into
something the last couple of days where sometimes I'll overhear
my wife talking to her friends, and it's not like
a eavesdropping. It's just that my wife has no volume control.
We're even out somewhere sturday afternoon, right, I could see
like four or five tables away people like looking around.
Someone listened to a podcast like really high. I was

(08:26):
at table over there then the English lady, and I
was going as long as the voices very loud and
even in the house, did I Chris, we need to
talk about this. I'm sat next to you, I am
so close right now. We don't need to have that
volume control. But anyway, so I hear my wife on
the phone a lot without even wanting to. But it's

(08:46):
it's even putting on noisecanting headphones. Somehow it put that
they should test noise ganting headphones. But I've realized though,
I can find out a lot more. It's like sort
of join the dots about what sash going on to
my wife's life by just overhearing on the phone. So
I go, all right, that's why she's been going to

(09:06):
that place. Just point you should try it with the anchor.
Just start eavesdropping on her phone calls. Right, You suddenly
start to realize about their real life that you actually
haven't asked about, didn't properly listen. You get it back
on playback, it's like catch up.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
It's funny I just wrote down voice canceling headphones because
last night, for real, honestly, Gordy was just having one
of those terrible nines. And it's not even I wouldn't
call it screaming. It's squealing where he's trying to hit
this high pitched note because he didn't want to go
in the bath. I put I put on the noise cancing.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Joke that noise is it's in the bathroom. Is rememberating
off all the time?

Speaker 4 (09:42):
No, no, no, it's enough. It could drive anyone insane.
It's crazy, all right? Coming up next there and we've
got Patsy's news. Good morning, good mon? Do you after
the news which is on the way. Then we did
a good morning minute. This is where for one minute
we say good morning to many of you as possible
to do to get you good morning from me Chack
and Pats's text ten on Oh four seven five O

(10:04):
three one O four three? What your name is? Where
you are and what are you up to? Oh four
seven five O three one o four three? What's your name?
Where are you? What are you up to? Right now?

Speaker 1 (10:14):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Good mon?

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Do you.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
All right? Jack your bats? Are you ready with your
good mornings? Ready to go? Pant'sy. By the way, I'm
sure a lot of companies are going through this at
the moment. Cost of living at cucha blah blah blah,
big cutbacks going on this place. So we've had a
printer removed and hidden around the corner here they've attacked
the news printer.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
I don't even get me started.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Don't e day singing for no reason? That's the musical.
I'd see that. I'd see Pats the musical Let's make
it happen forty minutes.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
It took me just to sit down and start writing
today because nothing was working.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
So what printer are you using?

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Well, it got the email Fried to say just use
the gold one because the newsroom one is going. It's
like from nineteen eighty I reckon, So it's going, so
go down.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
So many news stories on there? It goes so many
arson attacked? What is that?

Speaker 3 (11:15):
Prince too much?

Speaker 4 (11:17):
Jack coming into a retired newsreader sort of printer home
for them out in country. Veck. You weren't there during
COVID tough time. I'll tell you some stories.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
That's great. I go down to gold Side, only it's
out of order. Is there no other piece of equipment
across an office that breaks down more than a printer? Like,
it's constantly out of order.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
You can't go digital now on news? Just read from
the screen.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Yeah, you see that, you see and scroll?

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Well, that's great, that's great Einstein's But what happens when
my computer decides to go to sleep, which it's.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
All Topicallystein and Talk.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
You need a hard copy and then see the listener
has no idea that it's all going for foots.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Studio Diva referring to you, dear listener as the listener
an reingular.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
We'll get there. It's only Monday.

Speaker 4 (12:14):
Maybe they should have rewritten some of the wording on
the posters for the show at the moment the listener,
Hey you listener, Hey you radio listener. All right, we
need to actually get some printers. I'm thinking about witnesses
is by them for ourselves? All right, so we're ready
with the good morning minute.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
Let's go Good.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Morning too, Glenn Davidson drive him down the Eastern Freeway
to work. Morning Glenn, Good morning to Deb in camera.
Walking on Doggoes, Ned and Obie, great names. Good morning
Ned and Obi, Hey bubbies. Loving the heady fragrance of
jasmine in bloom?

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Oh yes, is there anything better?

Speaker 4 (12:51):
It's a lovely smell that is now on the walk?
Was that? Walking yesterday my Talk and I walked by
someone had some lovely roses that were coming into blue
and I just leant over their garden. Or have they
didn't mind and put my nose right in there and just,
oh my.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
God, beautiful Nature's alixa thank you.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
You know.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
The other thing that I've been enjoying on the way
into work is the birds even like it. You know,
three point thirty in the morning. The birds song is
just beautiful and it's a sign that summers.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
The birds are singing at three in the morning.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
Yes, beautiful.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
Around my way as well, over the west Gate.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Not over the Wiskate, going through Wearby. It's just stunning.
All the big gum trees.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Going, you know, participating in this out your way now,
she said to me today she goes all eron stone,
pass it on kids. She see me today we had
a massive traffic jam, like it was. Hold the front
page Christian Web Herald.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
You'll probably want to start with this.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Yeah, just need to get you across a breaking situation
in where Abe traffic comes to weer Abe.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
We got stuck in it. You should have seen the
number of angry husbands doing U turns and turning that
My husband was one of them.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
What was the cause of it? Did you ever find out?

Speaker 2 (14:07):
I think there was something on at the mansion. We
were just trying to get to the market at the
Esplanade and we had to abandon hip.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
You know it is cold Play staying there. No they
are Coldla no, no, no, they start Wednesday night. They're
in four nights. Here is Coldplay week cold Play staying
I saw some of the Weekend. I do know that.
The yeah wow yeah, anyway, the musics run out.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Good morning everyone, Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Atually, I don't know. I fan the flames already today.
But one of the producers has handed me an old
school handwritten note that would have been typed, printed and
delivered to me end times.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Pats said affairs.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
But as Keith has said, here, Christian, if any if
any one of the team is married to someone who
works at office works, who have so true? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (14:59):
No, what one of the guys in hit office has
actually said to the love God, listen, I can set
you up because I keep peering on it.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
Look us up. Do the deal? Pats?

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, all right, stop.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Chall well nothing No, I've presented it to the producers
and they haven't got back to me.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Oh, Pats, he's never far away from throwing what if
you produce this under the bus. This is how you
be able to create like Patsies. All of us be
more like pats That was half a second. That's like
the bron like wow. They just see it time and
space differently. When there's a gap there, throw someone under it.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
I do declare it was on notes, probably maybe.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
Presented it to the producers. Listeners. You need to understand
the ramshackle way that we run this operation. There's no
presenting stuff to people here. I see people think it's
some sort of slick operation radio shows. They're not certainly
not this one. This they presenting it and it's going
to get the PowerPoint sides up there, guys at the moment.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Okay, so here is efficiency when we had a printer
and efficiencies down since the printing and taking away.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
All right, but yes, could we speak to Chris, I
mean Jack and I Percy delivered a wheelchair to that guy.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
He did and he's forever grateful.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Well, then we've got a way to give to.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
The office on Thursday.

Speaker 3 (16:15):
He'll be listening well, telling to pack the printer and
then plenty of those inks as well, because.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
And a four printer pages as well. We need all
that because actually you're the person that depletes the printer
more than anybody else for the news bulletins.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
No, she's all electronics.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
And then there was a school project once had about
a thousand pages. It's a logo.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
I couldn't get the size right. We got there in
the inn yea.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
Often there's a half a tree that's in there. It's
like Patsy start to school project. You are with this company.
I might just go to my local office works today
and said, Chris said, its all right, just ahead office.
Chris said it's okay, yeah, no, no, no, I know
a work, which she said, Chriss, load up. You need

(17:02):
two of them. Actually, all right. So we do an
occasional thing on the show where you know, sometimes suddenly
a song drops into your head or you hear it
somewhere and you can't shazam it, you don't know how
to get hold of it. We call it the song detectives,
and you are the song detectives. This started a while
ago when my wife started to saying, doing this song
going to me. You must know this song, Chris, what

(17:23):
is this song? I didn't know what the song was.
What have you knew? It was Enya and Addie amos Dazza.
Then try to use the song detectives. Mmmmmmmmmm mmmmm. I

(17:52):
bet some of you are getting this now. Anyone but
dariy O G Sunshine and then producer Rio didn't know
a song.

Speaker 6 (18:07):
No no, no, no, no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no no no
no no no.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Tim DeLux, no no no. Well we have in a
new emergency. So it's a song that you've.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Song that I heard yesterday while I was in the gym,
and I thought I heard a misheard lyric. And I'm
always contributing to the show. I said, I'll take this
to Christian tomorrow when.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
He presented to the producers.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
That's right, we'll get my PowerPoint ready for the song
and all. Then I got home and I couldn't really
remember the song, but it is a famous song, and
I couldn't. This is the best I could do. Whipped
out the phone and tried to record it yesterday.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
Oh and you loves taking Me High?

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Oh tell me what, it's a mournful song?

Speaker 3 (19:01):
You're doing that?

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Who's that? Kind of like emo playlist? In the gym?

Speaker 7 (19:05):
Now that.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
That isn't the lyrics, Those aren't the lyrics. Who have
googled those lyrics. I can't find the song so that vibe.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
It's not Steve Winwood, your lover is lifting me? You know.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
You love?

Speaker 3 (19:19):
No, No, your love lifting me. It's not that. It's
like it's I think it's a female vocal. I think.

Speaker 6 (19:30):
And you loveing Meg.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
This is no song ever, literally is no song ever
hasn't yet broken.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
It's quite right.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
He's a beat away from both the sky.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
It's it's actually quite an upbeat song. I think it's
a dance track.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Done.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
Listen to this, Oh and you loves taking me half
off over.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
To you now, Song Detectives, you recognize the song nine
four one four one oh four three.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
And right now we're looking for you to turn song Detectives.
We are for an occasional service, no extra charge. Well,
if you're trying to get the name of a song,
you don't really know the lyrics, kind of know what
the melody is. There are some very sharp eared and
sharp mnded people that listen to the show. So Jack
Posts on this show has come in with this song

(20:40):
today that you heard in the gym yesterday. Doesn't know
what it is do you?

Speaker 6 (20:43):
Oh and you loves taking Me High?

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (20:52):
I mean it sounds terrifying.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
It's a way dancier tune than when I make it
sound out.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
Quite a gift. You better take a song and remember
barely nothing from it and turn it into a slow
motion song.

Speaker 6 (21:05):
Oh and your loves taking Me High?

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Have you got any guesses? Nine four four one four three?
Good morning to Luke. Morning, Luke, Good morning.

Speaker 8 (21:20):
How are you guys?

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Good? Hope you're a nice weekend. Now what do you
think Jack's song is? I think it's love to Not
by David Getta. Ok you, Luky boy knows that David
Gett it hits? What's this in the gym?

Speaker 3 (21:34):
It's not this but similar beat by BPM is up
around nineteen eight?

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Right track?

Speaker 3 (21:42):
Look you're on the right track.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
All right, Luke, Thank you very much. He's gutted, he's gutty.
Thought he heard it there. If you've got to get
a question, Luke's the guy. David, Good morning, Good morning David.
What do you think it is?

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Your love is Lifting Me Higher?

Speaker 8 (21:57):
By Ruder Coolidge.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
This is a nice song, great song, but not what
I was thinking of. Not sort of dancy enough not dancing.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
All right, thank you for trying, David. Have a good day.
Thank you, Dmitri. Good morning, Dmitri, thanks for coming in.
All right. So if you can put Jack out of
his misery, what do you reckon it is?

Speaker 8 (22:25):
It's a song called Stereo Love. I don't recall the
name of the performer, but it's a producer and a
female vocalist and it's a very European saying sort of
danty song.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
We've got it from the information you've given us. Lets
this is what they love in that Europe.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
This is not what I heard yesterday to dreamy.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
Okay, all right, thanks to me. You have a good day, Shaddy. Yes, Shelley,
have you got the song?

Speaker 9 (23:03):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (23:03):
I do?

Speaker 4 (23:04):
What is it? It is?

Speaker 10 (23:06):
Feel so good bye?

Speaker 4 (23:07):
Sonny my god. This came out in ninety eight when
I first started Breakfast Right Now. I used to play this.
This is a tune. This is it, Shelley. You've got it, Shelley.
We've got to send you a prize.

Speaker 10 (23:21):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
You are the song, detective. Well done. Shelley didn't get
it straight away?

Speaker 9 (23:26):
Yes straight away? I mean Jack didn't give much to
go with. Aside from that, I was on it.

Speaker 3 (23:31):
I only had a fleeting memory. I was doing the
best I could.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Yeah, it was really big in the late nineties. That
song was everywhere, wasn't it, Shelley and you remembered it?

Speaker 5 (23:40):
Yeah, and then they did.

Speaker 10 (23:42):
I think they did a remix in two thousand as well,
So just to bring it back again, do.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
You know what? That's another thing? So everything gets remixed
these days, isn't it. There's not a single song we
grew up with in the eighties or nineties that hasn't
been remixed.

Speaker 5 (23:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
So this is a song yesterday, is it?

Speaker 3 (23:56):
Let's see my version again. I want to say if
I was Avery.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Folks, So that's the actual song. This is Jack oh No,
and you love fine?

Speaker 3 (24:08):
Oh yeah, I can hear what I was trying to do.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Well we got but anyway, sheddy, thank you very much
for send you a prize. If you ever need a
song guest by the Song Detectives, email me Christian at
Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
We want to hear what happened to you this weekend?
Send Christian test.

Speaker 6 (24:31):
Us and see its words or less tellingbo your bed, did.

Speaker 9 (24:40):
You hike and go to judge to confess.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
Yeah, confess, listeners, confess you've been flicking around. Huh, you've
been listening to Kay and Jay. Shame on you, shame jame, shame.
All right, Patsy, what is your six word? Weekend?

Speaker 11 (24:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Fitting a forest into a green waste bean, so we
love God. Had so many jobs at the weekend, so
many jobs, and one of them was to trim the
trees from one of the neighbor's side because they were overhanging,
like really badly. Actually, at one point we thought we
had possums in the roof last week, but all it
was was the branches brushing up against the tin roof,

(25:19):
and we thought it was possums.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
But every night we have possums up there screwing fighting. Honestly,
it's like kick every night on my roof. It's not
they're on schoolies all year.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
We hadn't fight recently as well. Is it a territorial thing?

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Mating season?

Speaker 2 (25:35):
They might be mating maybe up there.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Do they have a season possums or they just is
it three six five? Deal?

Speaker 8 (25:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:40):
I reckon it would be like rats.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
Did they hibernate? Because it's about this time of year.
I feel like they come back to the roof.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Well maybe they're having their babies. Maybe that's what it's
all about.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Anyway, those trees, the overhanging jack brushing up against the ten.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Roofs driving me insane anyway, like really loud. So anyway,
the love God got up.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
The Laddery, I just had a knee replacement ladder. It's fine.
He's actually working the plantation this week.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
With power tools.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
Yes, he's great. Anyway. At one point I took him
out of cool drink.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
Oh wow, my good dad, my good mates coming from
the estate. Garson come here. Yes, yes, yeah, I watched
your way. It's this satwater sweet and nice. There you go,
mop your brow and some white bread sandwiches for you.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
I broke away from my Netflix and I thought I
would make him a cool drink and so but as
I went out the back door, my mind is.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
That got like a knee brace and oh, thank you,
my lady, thank you, my lady takes us out off
and fowls.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
As I got into the backyard, there were branches everywhere,
like almost covering the entire backyard.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
Shocking.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Didn't realize there was that overgrowth anyway, I said, we're
going to need like a council collection for this. This
is insane. And we've got this little green wheelie bin
and he said, nah, she'll be right, they'll fit in.
I said, no, I really don't think they will anyway.
I said, we're you gonna have to like would ship
them just about to fit in there. Anyway. A couple

(27:06):
of hours later, I went back out with another drink
and guess what he had. He put them all in
the green WHEELI being story drink five hours it was
out here.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
You didn't think that I didn't, and that apparently is
a story. Actually maybe you should stop as anything stopped
to producers for what.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
No, I'm very proud of me.

Speaker 11 (27:30):
All this in there.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
What have you got then for six weeks?

Speaker 4 (27:36):
No? No, no, okay, So Texas in Oh Fall seven
five o three one oh four three, tell us the
story of what happened to you this weekend? Oh Fall
seven five three one oh four three. For me, it's
exam performance coach, emotional punch bag. Every single mom and
dad right now whose kids are beginning their exams. Is
VC eat English tomorrow at nine am. Yesterday I had

(27:57):
a couple of hours doing the flash cards. You're also there,
not just as a performance coach. I start to reuse
why my wife had gone, do you know what if
she's okay, am I stay away for a couple of days.
I am on the frontline of parenting right now, and
I'm being yelled at, shouted at a couple of times.
It snapped up a couple of times. I thought I'd
add humor into some of the flash card stuff and

(28:18):
you said, you actually just it's actually just putting me off.
The other thing I do is as I go, you
haven't got the right quote, and I start acting out.
You went, you're not going to be there Tuesday, no cohost,
and I just try to help, just trying to help
chalk your memory. What do you want me to do?
Tell me and I'll do that. It is nerve wracking
today I'm back into that front line, and that fucks

(28:39):
up with her going through it all. I actually get
so nervous beforehand, I get dry mouth, and I hope
it goes well for me. I hope it goes well
for me. Jackie boy, what's your six word? Weekend?

Speaker 3 (28:50):
I don't even want to tell you why I can
I tell you during this song and you say.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Whether or not? What's it to do with? First of all,
problems in the bedroom.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Another code brown?

Speaker 4 (29:00):
I know not you Okay.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Every Monday, we did a six world weekend tell us
about your weekend, Brett awesome weekend. I sold my camaro
Friday night with Cold Chisel, hashtag bogan Fest. So, Mick,
a lot of you were at Cultures of the weekend.
Apparently they were incredible cultures that were on fire. Darryl
and Berrick fitting kangaroos at Philippine and Christian was an

(29:28):
amazing experience. Christian mailheir some of my first Steel Panther concert.
You ever seen Steel Panther live? Oh my god, there's
so much fun. Big metal band, really really great live. Yeah,
a lot of fun. Cold Chisel I think actually all
of our audience were at Cultures and over the weekend.
Don't own I'm not this guy, Dungeons and Dragons, of
my housemates, Barbara, friends, all Rom, Oh my god, they're

(29:52):
all playing. There's Chisel this weekend. Friends of Rom, cold
Play this week It's all happening in Melbourne. Cold Chisel
fifty years their anniversary show, Insane The awesome. Christian Binge
Netflix news show territory. I don't know a thing about that.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
I just had a little The Love God's watching that.
It's a bit like a Yellowstone Aussie version. It's actually
quite good.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
It's got great reviews. It's got great casts as well.
When the world's largest livestock farm is left without a
successor the most powerful factions in your straining out about
minus landowners, cowboys and gangsters start preparing their weapons. I
am in I'm their target audience. How have I not
known about this? Me and The Love God? This is

(30:36):
why they made shows. They should just have a separate
bit for Netflix for dads. It just shows that this
and those documentaries forged in the fire. Now, Jack, what
happens to you over the weekend?

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Okay, you have permission to abort this story whenever you want.
This is best described as a dirty protest. My son
is two and a half years old. Doesn't want to
take his midday nap, which we hate because midday nap
is like you need that breath. Halftime is where you
catch your breath water, then you go out through the
round two. He doesn't want to do it, but we

(31:09):
still close him in the room and hope that he
goes to sleep. Walking in that room yesterday was like
I don't even want to mentally go back in there.
He had his There was the smell that hit me first,
and then what I saw was the Nappi's off on
the ground and I guess, like, we need the pooh
tucking into a tuba. Honey, he's put his hand in

(31:29):
there and painted.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Oh no, but like bank seed chubles when that age right, kids,
the medium they work in is their own poop because
they don't understand bless them that it's mess.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
It was disgusting.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
There's no worse thing to clean, because it's just what
do you do?

Speaker 3 (31:51):
So I yelled out to Bianca because he was like,
I can't be in this. And by this stage I've
already stepped in some so oh god, I'm holding him,
he's got it on him. I've got on my foot
and then I don't even want to look on the
other side of the room where I can see some artworks.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Oh my god, this is this is, this is frontline parenting.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
Well done, Oh my god, So what you do? Well?
I took him, put him straight in the shower, put
my feet in the shower. Watch that I can hear
moaning and croning from the other room and pretending the
shower is taking. It's taking. Son't have to hurry hurry.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Shower he's ever had from dad.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
He ended with having to carry his mattress out to
the table out of the backyard and just sprang it
with the host.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
And what have you done with the wolves? Won't like you?

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Just mop on the walls. Was happening for a little
bit nearly.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
This is the stuff no one tells you. I've been
a parent. They said, none of the books.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
So now I'm too scared to put him to sleep.
It's like he's one that he doesn't have to have
that day. He knows the reaction that got. It's now
one to baby Gordon, zero to mum and dad. He's
playing with nuclear weapons now.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast this Thursday, there's a five
thousand dollar jackpot in cash to the person who can
fire off a champagne cork the furthest You're all coming
in on Thursday show you shake up your got a
champagne then whatever strategy you're going to do, whoever gets
that court to fire off the furthest wins the five
thousand dollars in cash and you're in six mates off

(33:30):
to Champion Steaks Day Drinks on arrival. You also get
a five hundred dollar food and drink voucher as well.
So it's an amazing prize. We're calling it the longest Pop.
That's sort of amagery. High five from the whole city
right now, and I'm just high fiveing thank you. And
here are some people who have from been selected to

(33:51):
come and join us this Thursday. Or are they hostages
being made to read out statements against their will? Did
you go around their houses with guns at the weekend?
Some of these people sound to all fine anyway. Have
listened to these people. Hey, it's Rodier.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
I'm a Champagne virgin, but I'm willing to give it
a red hot crack at the Longest Pop.

Speaker 9 (34:09):
Hi, my Naser.

Speaker 11 (34:10):
I'm representing all.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
Teachers for the longest pot.

Speaker 9 (34:13):
I'm teeing in science chain, perfect combination to go.

Speaker 11 (34:17):
The distrip, Good days cam here.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
I want to put a Champagne court through a feeling.

Speaker 12 (34:21):
So I've got the longest pop in the bay.

Speaker 10 (34:24):
Hi, my name is Kylie, and I'm here to showcase
my shocking champagne popping skills. But today I'm hoping to
become the Champagne Queen and pop.

Speaker 5 (34:32):
My way to the races.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
File Scotty.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
I'm determined to win the longest pop going ahead.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
The steak stay because my brothers have gotten organized a
Bucks party in the extra five k won't be too
bad either for the wedding.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
Hias and Harry representing the warehouse workers and forklift drivers
out there. Can't wait to pop a champas at stage
day when I win the longest popoo. All right, okay,
so we've we've spoken to trades last Tuesday, on Ready Tuesday,
warehouse Wednesday. We had teachers Taylor's Tinkers on Thursday free

(35:09):
from Friday today. It's the big one maker Monday. If
you make something calling now now, it doesn't have to
be something physical like your carpenter. We make a radio show,
not very well, but we do make a radio show, Patsy.
Some ideas of makers.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Well, what about a jewelry maker?

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Come on in.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Yeah, we're a blacksmith. We had a blacksmith.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
They're all calling it now. You can't move for Blacksmith's
in me forgeries every suburb you go to Ian Smith's everywhere.
We wouldn't get a call from a single. You can't
hear us in those fuses anyway, Bang in that handbill, I.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Know at least one at Severn Hills.

Speaker 4 (35:56):
Those are actors doing it in those working museums. Some
guy dreams of getting a bit of extra work on
home and away.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Well, who do you think makes the cartwheel support things?
Where we go for cartwheels? It's a blacksmith's job. Went
on the room, it's still around date. Someone's got to
do the tires. Anyway. What else is there where?

Speaker 4 (36:23):
You nipped out? Just now right? Participated and had a
printed off list. So she said this might jog you,
and I said no, no, I want to get pats involve
this one. Give it to Patsy, go and get it
off her.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Blacksmiths a whole lot of jobs, just as Southern Hill
all the everyday job.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Oh yeah, what about panhandleers, wagon makers, the executioner, town sheriffs.
All right, well that didn't work out as well anyway.
Make a Monday. It comes out this morning, Christian, I
make what is it? You make? Nine four one four
one o four three. We're going to select a couple

(36:59):
of becoming on us this Thursday. You could be winning
five thousand dollars in the longest Pop.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
Christian, there are hundreds of blacksmiths working around Australia. Patsy,
I apologize. We just held our annual conference in the
Yarra Valley. Well, Christian, would you like to have a listen.
I would love to have a listen. I can arrange it, Leo.
I will well. I head to your web website Blacksmithing
dot com dot au. All right, today's make a Monday.

(37:29):
We're looking for a load of you to coming on
Thursday show. Five thousand dollars up for grabs and whoever
can pop their court, the champagne Court, the furthest wins
five thousand dollars in cash, plus you and five mates
off to Steaks Day, drinks and arrival five hundred dollars
worth of food and drink as well, and you get
the big prize and five thousand dollars in cash. Awad
of examiner waits in the Melbourne Cup Carnival November tewid

(37:52):
to the Ninth where fashion meets celebrity and adrenaline meets jackpots.
All right, so today it is make up Monday. What
do you make? Calvin? Good morning?

Speaker 12 (38:05):
Good morning? Interesting there you're going.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
I'm good, Calvin. So what do you make? Calvin?

Speaker 12 (38:09):
I'm a spectacle maker?

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (38:11):
How many years you've been doing that?

Speaker 12 (38:14):
Almost fifty?

Speaker 4 (38:15):
Almost it? So you are you retiring soon or no?

Speaker 12 (38:18):
I've just retired, just retired this year. I told my
business and career up to it to Palm. He's a
great bloke there worth he then he's the optometrists in
career up now.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Ah right, gotcha? Yeah? And so when you see what
handmaking them? I just thought they were done in machines
and stuff. Now I don't think it was a human making.

Speaker 12 (38:38):
When I first When I first started, it was all
hand and work. So you just be grinding their lenses
by hand, yeah, really, going from one block to another
block and bringing them down to size and then polishing him.
It was pretty interesting but boring.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Oh you know what, you need some champagne excitement this Thursday,
Come on down, spectacle maker, Calvin.

Speaker 12 (39:05):
Okay, that'll be fantastic.

Speaker 4 (39:06):
Yeah, you will look forward to meeting. We'll see you Thursday.

Speaker 12 (39:09):
Great, thank you?

Speaker 4 (39:09):
All right, thanks not Calvin. Uh, it's gonna work, Charlie. Now,
good morning, Scharline. What do you make?

Speaker 9 (39:15):
Good morning Christian. We make a Australia made ceramic coating
for vehicles.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
Ceramics. Yes, I don't say, is that like plastics?

Speaker 9 (39:26):
No no, no, no, no no no. Ceramics the shiny,
lovely good stuff that keeps your car looking sparkly and bright.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
Do you mean I saw what you would lady, was
ladies or guys would have on their fingers like Shalac
or SNSR.

Speaker 9 (39:38):
That's exactly the cars. Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
When I think it's ceramics, I think of what you
make out of clay. So yeah, I just imagine you
putting clay all over the car here.

Speaker 9 (39:47):
No no, no, no, no no. This is a graphine
infuse ceramic made you in Australia, And when you purchase
the car, you put a graphine ceramic on your vehicle
and it protects the skin of.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
The car just like and what does it pretend the
skin of the car from? Because I thought the car
makers did that.

Speaker 9 (40:04):
The cars have well history, lesson, I'll paint used to
have lead in it. New paint is acrylic, so new
paint just like anything else just needs protection. So you
put ceramic on it and it hardens, it keeps it,
keeps it away from birds and bats and oxidization fading.

(40:25):
It basically is the new the new top code of
the car.

Speaker 4 (40:28):
It's brilliant, all right, Yeah, yeah, that's good to get.
Come on down Thursday, fantastic. I'd love it see them.

Speaker 9 (40:39):
All right then, thanks Christian, Paula, good morning.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
Good morning Christian.

Speaker 10 (40:44):
How are you?

Speaker 4 (40:45):
I'm good, Paula. And what do you make.

Speaker 10 (40:48):
Homemade relish and shutney?

Speaker 4 (40:51):
I'm always looking for a new reddish bar from buying
any more? Can I have some of yours?

Speaker 11 (40:57):
You certainly care?

Speaker 4 (40:58):
What is it? Tomato?

Speaker 5 (41:00):
That?

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Should you say? I?

Speaker 10 (41:02):
This year I scored second prize at the Melbourne Royal Show.
Michael Mas.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
Robbed, robbed, So what's your seeking? Greeny me? You got
the tomato relish? What do you use? Are you allowed
to say? Do you want to keep it up? The colonel?
Give it quiet? Well it's my.

Speaker 10 (41:18):
It's my mum's old age recipe which was handed down
from her mum and I've been using it for years
and it always comes up trumps every single time.

Speaker 4 (41:28):
So I'd love like, seriously, can you bring me some
of this day. If you bring me a jar this Thursday,
can you can take part?

Speaker 10 (41:34):
Of course I can, of course I can. Would you
like to try some mustard pickles as well?

Speaker 4 (41:38):
I can't stand mustard? No, just a tomato. Keep Mumba's
recipe for that. Some of that.

Speaker 5 (41:46):
Mustard some or there's some Indian chutney as well, be nice?
Perhaps would love the Indian chutney with cheese and a glass.

Speaker 4 (41:58):
Yeah, yeah, that sounds lovely. Indian chutney. Well, it's in
Pola with all this chartey talk, come on down.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
Awesome, that's amazing.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
I look forward to seeing your Thursday, Poula.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
I've popped a few corks, but.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
We believe that they're that story because it's we'll carry
on Thursday. Run out of time, all right, Paul, We'll
see you Thursday.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
And what was a lady that made Julie Roberts dress?

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Angela?

Speaker 4 (42:23):
Where she gone? There was a lady who made it? Angela.
Hi Christian, I hear you've made Julia Roberts dress.

Speaker 11 (42:35):
Wow, I've kind of I orchestrated it and her team
reached out and needed a dress within two days, and
we were able to facilitate that and it made the
New York Post at the time.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
So really, and what was it for a movie?

Speaker 11 (42:53):
Born a Land comed in Paris on the River? Yeah,
so it was. It was real good obviously.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
Yeah. I've been on the global stage. Yeah, so you
make dresses.

Speaker 11 (43:07):
We actually made her a small Yeah, I'm I've been
a sewer and pawa maker. So all the background to
fashion that you wear, I studied that over five years.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Angel coming down Thursday.

Speaker 11 (43:24):
Thank you? All right, see that coptical.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
Fundel so brilliant. We'll see how it goes.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Beginner's life.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Yeah. Maybe all right, Angel, We'll see you Thursday.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
If you've missed here a lyric and you got one
for us, you just emailed it in Christian at Christian
O'Connell dot com dot au. Let's get into this week,
Miss Christian O'Connell's miss her lyrics. All right, we play back,
you'll miss her lyrics if we agree with what you
think you're miss hearing. You'll hear this if we don't

(44:00):
hear it. And then for the really great Ones Hall
of Fame recent Hall of Famous. Last week, Adrian had
this by Human League. Mirrorman here comes to mirror Man
says he's a meatball fan.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
He come.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
The team worked out in twenty twenty one, there was
our first meatball miss heard lyric from Alexandra The Beautiful
People by Marilyn Manson, The beautiful meatball, the beautiful meatball.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
That's one of the best. Une.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Let's hope we don't have to work another couple of
years for the next meatball one to come along. So
we've got Human League says he's a meatball fan. Come
and then the beautiful meatball. All right. Now, first of all,
we have a young correspondent, Jack Post.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Yes, I heard this song in dream yesterday. Sneak feels good.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
All right, So original line. And that's what takes me higher,
higher than I've been before. Your love, it keeps me alive.
Jack's hearing your mascot's lifting me higher. Must have been

(45:24):
That is no mistake. That is a big miss my friend. Okay,
let's go to you guys. Megan's got this Diana Oss
chain reaction. You make me tremble when your hand moves lower,
said hello, shaving on the school run your hands. I

(45:50):
didn't know it was that naughty and obviously kids, if
you're on the scorren what that means when the hand
moves lower to the volume control on the car radio?
Is it you make me I'm now worried about what
the mess you make me tremble when you hand me
the moad that is in there? Yes, you mean.

Speaker 8 (46:14):
You had.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Jen Jackson's Got This by David Bowie, Suffragette City. Don't
lean on me, man because you can't afford the ticket?
Or is it don't lean on me man, I can't
afford a chicken? Well done, Jen Jackson, Nick and Hannah

(46:45):
Got This Bye Bye by in Sync. I don't want
to see you walk out that door? Or is it
I don't want to see you walk that dog?

Speaker 3 (46:59):
Dog?

Speaker 1 (47:02):
A lot of.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
It's up there with this rubbish. All right, let's go
now to dance Skyhooks. Horror movie, horror movie right there
on my TV? Good tune? Or is it? Horror movie
right there? A Martini? Yes, brilliant one? What underne? Horror movie?

(47:29):
Right there? A Martini? What undone? And then last of all,
Bell has stereophonics? Dakota, you make me feel like the one?
Or is it you make me feel like a worm?

(47:52):
That's one hundred percent there. You make me feel like
a worm. All right, those are this week's misheard lyrics.
Whenever you misshaar them, email me Christian at Christian O'Connell
dot com dot au. And thank you very much to
everybody who does every single day.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Look Christian O'Connell show podcasts.

Speaker 4 (48:12):
A couple of things I saw over the weekend and learned. One.
I didn't realize you could actually take your pet in
an uber. I didn't know there's a pet uber.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Do you have to specify when you know just you
know that.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
Little whether you can have the little chat with them,
you know sometimes going I'm stood next to total tolls
if you can't find me, you know, you get a
little bit banter going with them. So, by the way,
I've got a small dog in his cage? Is that okay?
And the guy that was just like okay, got it?
Which I think is one of those auto replies. And
then the other thing. We had to go to the
emergency vets yesterday and while I was outside and I

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saw a police divvy van turn up right and I thought,
I may bee the not one of the police dogs
has got injured in some trouble over the weekend. But
you know this, the police had kindly they found a
rogue dog that was wandering around and obviously had a
microchip then the vet's name on. So they rounded this
very large dog up. Right. Even so, there were these

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two police and men were when they were opening.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Up in the back of the proper divit.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
Yeah, and the dog was in the back there, and
I thought, bloody, has this dog committed to crime? And
so I went over. I thought, I'll get it bounter going.
I went, what has this dog been up to? And
they both looked me up. All right, no one needs
a comedian on Sunday morning at eleven, And I sort
of skulked, Well, the words they might be chucking me
in the back crimes against comedy. We've got him a
serial offender.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
But what was it? So they just picked up a
lost dog. Yeah, I didn't think that was in the
police jurisdiction.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
No, and a very nice thing to do as well.
So anyway, the dog was obviously quite a large one.
So they shut the door again. They went and got
one of the vets. One of the vets came out,
then got the sort of senior vet came out and
she was obviously the boss one because I like a stethoscope.
Then she went went back in and got some big
looking injection and they were sort of injected. The dog
closed the door back up again the dog. Obviously they

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had a little sleep. Then they got the stretcher. Then
they got the dog out and took the dog away
and they found it, but a wandering dog.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
They found you.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
I don't know. I need to I need to find
the part too, but I didn't know what an amazing
service good on the plice are actually bothering to do that?

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Hey, just before we go to the news, can I
do an open letter to all butchers?

Speaker 4 (50:19):
Yeah, of course, thank you.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
We passed the sausage sizzle on the way home from
Gordy's swimming at nine thirty am on Saturday morning and
they're doing a sausage sizzle out the front of it.
What a win win for everybody.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
Oh, they're the best.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
We get to pull over, have a sausage and they
get local food because then we go in to get there. Yes,
meat from.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
Their butchers and I'm still freshly done as well.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Otherwise we wouldn't have stopped there.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
It's amazing in their target audience, our moms and dads
with kids who've done stuff Saturday morning, like swimming or
Saturday sports.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Because they're starving after a guess swimming.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
And don't they taste great? I smell it even now.
Can we smell the fried onions? And they do like pork,
they do beef. Yeah, our one's been doing it for years.
It's always on a Saturday morning, and it is like
they've got the golden ticket. People are queuing. There's a
lot of dads sort of going, how long are they
going to be? They are five minutes made. They're not ready.
I just wait here. But they're like delirious and they

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are amazing. Yet I wonder it's Lamont's. They do a
great job. Patsy, does your one do it?

Speaker 3 (51:16):
No, it's such a great win.

Speaker 2 (51:18):
We just have the Bunnings ones, which are great because
all the local sports groups.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Because they're demonstrating your weddings. Yeah, I know, it's a
great idea.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
What I'm about to say, it's more of a public
service than anything else. Just be aware of God. I
hate to see these young kids come down with this
awful bug that's around. What happens This is a You
give a team member a Friday off to go to
a wedding, and they have a great day of the wedding,
they drink all day, dance all night, and then about
five or six log on a Sunday, they're struck by

(51:53):
the Friday wedding bug and they can't come in Sandy
to work on Monday. And I wouldn't only think if
this was an isolated case, because this happened to a
team member luckie, didn't it a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
The same thing where the virus must have stayed dormitory system.
And then just before nine on a Sunday, Oh bang.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
Yeah, and you hate to see it. And then but
just a Rio very excitable on Thursday show, knowing that
that was him for the weekend after the wedding Friday.
Didn't hear anything about the illness that had really taken
him down all weekend. But he was great, drinking all
day and all night till the early hour Sunday, and
then yesterday evening just about six o'clock, unable to come
in today. And I just just say it. It's just

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a warning, really, please take some immunity boosters before go
into these Friday weddings. You know, I don't want to.
I don't want you to in the situation where suddenly
you're great on the wedding on the Friday, but low
and behold low and behold low Amber hold Sunday night,
suddenly you get that terrible dipping condition. It just breaks
my heart anyway, you know, hopefully I can my works

(52:57):
can help somebody out there, and I've got a fairly
We're see Rio tomorrow, you know, because hangovers, no no,
sorry that some of these folks are around.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
We turn around, you know.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
What, he's literally just where he where he lives in
these in his apartment. He's not far from him, probably
probably him with his feet up right now, you know,
absolutely fine, laughing, all right, So the time wasted today
we're looking for pirate movies because today apparently is World
Pirate Awareness Day. Be aware of pirates. Please. Did you

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know that Sea Shanties aren't making a comeback? This was
number one in the UK and America two years ago
from well a Man.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
The ones was a ship to see the name of
the ship was a tablet.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Remember now, I obviously there might be people that are
willing to see she's shanty. Are they still singing about
because he mentions rum there, but also tea. Were they
singing about relevant items on the pirate era?

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Well, rum is very pirate, Tea isn't so much, but
it was.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
It was so they would invade. Yes, anyway, because the
twenty twenty four remix You're on the Fox, Well we
played shaite like this anyway, time waste today, we're looking
for your pirate movies. No, let's go pirate music. Starar

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was gold conn Air was a great movie. Yeah, you had.
The pirates got their own version of that. Connor. I
had that Sunday Bug as well. Light still came in today.
Edward cut this hands Pirates have too much Pirate details,

(54:57):
Small Pirates song, Oppenheimer, it's a great movie. Oh yeah,
they're growing one as well. The pirates open the treasure chest. Homer.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
Thank you must have been very sick yesterday.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
Uncleed Buccaneer, Gold and One flew over the Crow's nest Gold,
Jackie boy, what have you got? Pirates movies?

Speaker 3 (55:19):
The heels have eye patches, Gold La La Land Lubberer,
do the accent.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
Do it again in the accent? Come on, he's you're
half assed in it. Come on, be the Lyra Land Lubber.
That's much better.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Sea Dog Millionaire gold and Days of Plunder.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Doesn't sound as good without the accent.

Speaker 4 (55:47):
The accent These of Plunderer. Now, all right, what have
you got?

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Pirate movies but Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
Jack, are you ready to mark?

Speaker 7 (55:56):
I'm ready Pirate movies Kill Barnacle Bill Silver plus what
I'm Ricky Weekend at the Blue Nye.

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Silver, not die Hard Diard Gold, simple but basic but
very good. Gary Davy Jones's diary Really good? Is that
Bethany saving Pirate Ryan gold men in black Beard Bronze
arm again silver plus Ren and Stumpy Gerrard throw Mama

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from the plank from the gold das Booty Gold Dude,
where's my rum gone? Bronze Scurvy? Do not Scooby doo scurvy?
Do too long a scene? Viitman?

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Silver Dude, where's my car Gold?

Speaker 4 (56:54):
I like that one for you. Puts him Booty silver
plus pieces of eight mile gold. That's very good. Captain
Bigelow peg leg Jiggelow Silva. That's a brews Uh black
pearl down silva and not another. Pirates of the Caribbean

(57:15):
movie Bronze. Yeah, all right, who is off to Red
Hot Summit Tour his best in show.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
Well do'nt to Bethany for David Jones's daring Well done.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Let's Talk Tomorrow's Show Today. Towards the end of last week,
had a call from Early Anne. She told us about
injuring herself in London.

Speaker 13 (57:37):
Fell on my face in the middle of London and
broke my nose, my wrist and my ribs and wound
up in hospital for a week, in the same bit
that they treated Boris Johnson in when he had COVID.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
It's quite incredible to be and that is a large
man to be sweating and coughing his one hospital bed
through his COVID years. We used to do a feature
on this show called Weakest Claim to Fame, where every
Wednesday it was what is your weakest claim to fame?
No claim to fame? Two week Sarah works on this

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show has had a great idea about after hearing Leanne
and Boris Johnson's hospital bed weakest claim to Fame involving
furniture on Tomorrow's show, what links you to someone famous
and a piece of furniture. You might have brought it
off somebody Jimmy. Years ago we had a call sol
I bought a lampshade of Stephan Dennis. Oh, I was
thinking of Harold your show.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Not years ago. There was someone who bought Guy Pierce's
whipper snippers.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
Yes, yes, this is what you want, okay, weakest claim
to fame involving fame and furniture, So you can get
in there early today. Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell
dot com dot are you Let's dig out those calls.
It was Guy Pierce's whipper snipper. I think it was
a lampshade from Stephan Dennis. And there was a car
from the actor that played Harold Bishop. What's that guy's name,

(59:01):
you know show his royal? Who has he played our
old Bishop Caitlin? It is Ian Smith, that's right? Yeah,
all right, So weakes claim to fame involving furniture. What
have you got for tomorrow show? Get in the early
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