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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Showtime.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
It was a safe drop, thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
This is just a toilet in the building that no
one uses down there, and I like to go there sometimes.

Speaker 5 (00:19):
All right, Kathy Kim, Oh yeah, no.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point.

Speaker 6 (00:25):
Three, one one and ninety six.

Speaker 7 (00:29):
Good morning, Patsy, morning, Good morning.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
Jack post Hire.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
You guys very good.

Speaker 5 (00:33):
Although this morning I was all the way to work
and I thought, oh my god, it's Friday, yes, and
then I had that and suddenly it was like it's
only one day from Friday, but it felt like it
was a year in that and it was just like, oh,
it's a dream for half a second, the humidity, the
humanity in everything, Patsy, how's Christ where we love God?

(00:57):
As he enters his Is it five years now that
he's been at home recovering?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
Now it's about a century?

Speaker 8 (01:03):
I think.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Got a haircut last night.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
Wow, Chris has a good head of hair, so it
must have been really quite thick and bushy.

Speaker 8 (01:11):
It was like Grizzly Adams taking him up there last night.
Pa Heidi just about had to get the brushcutter out.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
I love it when Patsy Spring calls names of people
we've never met before, like we should all know who they.
Heidi is Heidi another name to add into the Game
of Thrones world. That is the pat multiverse. There's Pepe
Pepe the restaurant Italian owner.

Speaker 8 (01:36):
Uh No, Pepe is Jack's little nugget.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
Oh true. We don't need that. Confusing now, we don't
need that. We don't need that on some small shrubbery,
not on a big old fig tree of life.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
But anyway, Pino with your hairdresser.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
That's it, lounge.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
She's got a.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Beautiful like animal pelt.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Like p el t.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
It's colt, yes, like an animal pelt. What's what do
you mean?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
An animal pelt.

Speaker 5 (02:05):
Like the animal folks track as well, like the it's
the height of an animal.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
There you go, well, yeah, isn't she so?

Speaker 5 (02:17):
You know?

Speaker 3 (02:17):
I guess that kind of makes sense.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
It is wild, isn't it? Pelts?

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Why haven't a pinot? Why didn't you like you need
to go into that?

Speaker 9 (02:28):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Shut that door right in your face, my finger? Is
you justn't you asked that?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
I got a message. Why don't you come here? Anymore.
So there is no there is no story to that, right, okay, okay, story.

Speaker 5 (02:42):
No, we didn't know, we didn't know. We didn't go
to different absolutely all go to different things. Suddenly you
just feel like getting your pelts all today.

Speaker 6 (02:49):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (02:50):
No, no, no, she sounds amazing.

Speaker 8 (02:52):
She is amazing. She's such a lovely girl. And it's
a good haircut. What can I say?

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Did she come around?

Speaker 9 (02:59):
No?

Speaker 8 (02:59):
No, no, I had to drive him up there to
pull up to the front door.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
She just did it for the window. White. Can't there
be a drive through? You do one lap where they
knew the left hand side of your head, and then
you go another lap. They come around the other side
of the car to the right hand side of your head.
Try through barbers would be great.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
So it feels like a new man.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
So was it hard work getting him in and out
of the car, them into their hair dresses.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
And you know it's adding that extra time?

Speaker 7 (03:26):
And did she cut his hair in the wheelchair in
the hair dresses?

Speaker 5 (03:28):
No?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
No, no.

Speaker 8 (03:29):
When he's on the crutches, he's getting quite fast on
the crutches, he's getting still.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Pitch him on the wheelchair wherever you tell?

Speaker 5 (03:37):
Oh, did he and what about I thought you had
to have this leg out sort of straight.

Speaker 8 (03:43):
Well, no, he can actually put it down, but no,
no more than ninety degrees at the moment, So that
that's given him a little bit more freedom, more.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Than who's sitting one hundred and eighty. Don't do the splits, Chris,
You're not Jackie chat Chris Connall Show podcast. Do we
watch the yesterday morning, we were talking about the debates,
and then when my daughter came home from school yesterday,
me and her watched it again together and during her

(04:11):
psychology cast. She's in year twelve and one of her
subjects is psych psychology. She said during the lesson the
essay for forty five minutes to demonstrate some of these
issues they were talking about wounded individuals. They thought the
most way to show this is life psychology. Right now,
Donald Trump.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Here's some deeply troubled people.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
And so they watched the debates in their psychology class,
which is a perfect environment, perfect environment, and they were
pausing it and the psychology teacher was trying to explain,
and then Lois said, when we got to this bit.

Speaker 10 (04:43):
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats, they're eating
the pets of the people that live there.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
It was talking about immigrants in the state of Ohio.
His unfounded commlaims that they are eating the cats and dogs.

Speaker 10 (04:59):
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats, They're eating
the pets of the people that live there.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
It's like something like an onion sort of fake headline
from Trump and he watched, thinking, this is a big
moment for you right now, and this clip is gonna
go around.

Speaker 7 (05:16):
The world within nine of seconds, become an instant mean.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
And what does the psychology teacher say about that clip
to explain it? That's like, oh, we didn't think you
get into this crazy world until like your fourth year
of a psychology degree.

Speaker 5 (05:28):
Lois said. So for the first or sort of twenty
minutes of it, he was, you know, bombas stick. But
they were both pretty you know, they're both handling themselves
very well. And then suddenly he just went insane. He
just didn't he just he just went off and just
like it was like outlanders, false thing after another, and
you conside the two moderators who were meant to be neutral,

(05:50):
but you see that that's not remotely true. Now we
go to Vice President Kamala Harris and he watched a
whole thing. Heing the world's doomed right now. The America
is it's one of the most important countries in the world,
and there are real crossroads and thinking this, this is crazy.
It was one point where also strange color for him.

(06:11):
He looked like he's gone for a quick spray ton.
You know they give you those little eye things. He
had like reverse pandorizedn't you know on the four K
TV he looks orange and he's got this strange thing
about it is tie where he's got some sort of
goiter or going something going on with his turkey neck.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
I lasted about ten minutes watching it. It wasn't for me,
but the part I saw they were asking him about Obamacare,
the healthcare in America, and he said, yeah, yeah, we're
working on something way better than that. And they said, okay,
what's your plan for a barbecare He goes, no, no, no, no,
We're we're working on us. I can't tell you no
concepts from him, but I can't tell you.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
It's not big. As a child, you would say, well, hey,
have you got my Father's Day ready? Or oh, I've
said too much already.

Speaker 7 (06:56):
Perhaps have you seen any of it, you wort I did.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
I think he was clutching at straws yesterday.

Speaker 8 (07:01):
I think he was way out of his depth, and
I think it was really interesting to watch. And when
he came out with that comment, I absolutely couldn't believe it.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
I thought, Wow, you're losing.

Speaker 8 (07:10):
The battle here, mate, and you know it, and you're
just clutching at anything to say.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
And it was just like, what did he just say?
I couldn't believe he said that.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
I play it one more time because for people you
haven't heard it, I just watched it about five times.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
This hasn't been edited. This is actually from a keyword
here presidential debates yesterday. This is Trump.

Speaker 10 (07:29):
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats, they're eating
the pets of the people that live there.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
I mean, he's speaking to America had a really really
sort of important sort of time at the moment in
their history and world history right now as well. He's
one of the two contenders who's going to get his
hands on the nuclear buttons, and he's saying stuff like this.

Speaker 10 (07:51):
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats, they're eating
the pets of the people that live there.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
In my mind. It was like in and the room
there'd be his advisers and coaches and they must have
just been like, oh my god, he's gone off script.
What's he done? Now?

Speaker 1 (08:05):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
Just to give your heads up, emotions are going to
get high. Within the next thirty seconds, someone who's going
to be speaking will be evasive and defensive. I'm talking
about Rio the producer. Good morning, It's the Christian O'Connell
Show on God. What we need is your house the
next half an hour. Yesterday at the after show meeting,

(08:31):
we sort of got to a situation where I felt
like we reached a dead wall. The dead wall Jack,
You and I were both there were that what's the
wall of resistance? Is it fair to call it that?
From certain team members who were getting a little bit
scared of a dream basically of stacking three washing machines
on top of each other to create a tower of power.

(08:55):
The reason why we create this tower of power is
for the game we're going to be doing two weeks today,
our handball final. In one show, we're going to give
away twenty brand new fishing and pike or washing machines.
Thanks to ians to the first twenty of you that
can come here and in one shot you get the
footy into the washing machine. You win it. The first
twenty that managed to do this, you win it. And
we're talking about trying to get like one hundred or

(09:16):
more of you lined up. You get one shot, but
we need to have the tower of power. So when
you get into the radio station, you all get your
one shot to try and get the footy in the
washing machine. Be the one bang the drum. However, at
the moment there was some resistance yes, about how are
we going to stack stack free on top of each other?
And at one point you won't believe this, Patsy, our
friend Rio here goes, this is just beyond our area

(09:39):
of expertise, not my words, am I scared.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
Chicken ship producer expertise?

Speaker 6 (09:47):
Well, they're not stacking washing machines.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Creating the problem? Sorry, creative problem solving? How do we?
How could we?

Speaker 11 (09:57):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (09:57):
Yes, rather than how can I get out of this
meet and go back to more wine bar reviews of Richmond?

Speaker 12 (10:03):
Well, the point I was merely making is I look
around this room. I see Jack Post, I see Christian O'Connell.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Session. Take your take my name out of your mouth, who.

Speaker 12 (10:13):
Once had to hire someone to hang a picture frame
for him?

Speaker 5 (10:17):
But again, I know how to empower and delegate.

Speaker 6 (10:20):
That's simply what I was trying to do.

Speaker 12 (10:22):
I said, there are greater minds that our own, Maybe
that can solve this problem. I also, you know, it
must be said that he sounds like a crazy person
because he wants to stack three washing machines on top.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Of each other.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
What's crazy about that in a radio studio. Well, it's
on the studio, it's out there in a very large
meeting on them.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
It's a very normal sized meeting room. And to be
fair to Rio, I'm just playing both. Ye, there's nothing
about stacking three on top of each other that we
need to do for the game.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
There is because because why do you go? Post needs
be that high? That's dangerous. They could topple down and
fall on the fan, right, you could have them. Why
can't they just be six or eight feet? The tower
of posts, the height of them that makes them intimidated.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Into the middle one? Am I right? We're not at all.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
Trying the middle one? But again, you see the three,
the rule of three, the trinity, you know, the middle
one you're going to go for the golden shot right
there in the middle. And the point is like, how can.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
We That's a great question, you know.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
And then Rio said, we need to find industry experts.
So I don't know if you work in the washing
machine stacking industry, but we really need your out because
apparently producers don't know how to problem solve. Basically, he
rang me yesterday five o'clock at forty five minutes of
flim flam from him here. We said, yeah, oh, so

(11:41):
we've measured it yesterday. We have done quite a bit
of work on this. We measured it yesterday. There's only
going to be a clearance of ten centimeters at the top. Said,
we don't need ten cent to me, it doesn't matter.
It's a clearance. He said, no, No, I thought we
might want to put a small trophy there, small small
that's now more dangerous if they if they hit the trophy,

(12:03):
that comes down a sharpen object land in someone's eye.
The only danger now is the small sent to me
to arrow trophy, may I say, you.

Speaker 6 (12:11):
Can say on the record. One of Christian solutions was.

Speaker 12 (12:15):
Can we open the window and swing a washing machine
through the window with a crane.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
It was actually take the wall off. I've seen this
building site. If this was Kane j they do that.
They they blow the door of offs.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
That's true. That that's how they got big grand pianos
in the partments, which is very easier.

Speaker 7 (12:32):
And then just rebuild the wall.

Speaker 12 (12:33):
Right and you see it's like one perfect swing, lack
of wrecking ball and go yep.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
The idea at the moment is what we need is
obviously for good reason for why about the safety? So
the key thing is that how can we secure the
tower of power without it toppling on people as they
basically pummel the tower exactly with errant shots.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Because last thing we wanted someone to get it in
they're running around, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I want a new
washing machine. This is the best day of my life.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
But viral suddenly we're the most famous radio show in
the world. So you've got to balance both. If it's
someone we don't like that gets flattened under it, then
who guess. But we need to in your help, how
can we first of all, stack three.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
Washing machines, secure three washing machines.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
And the stacking. Do you have a friend that works
at Kennard's don't they get small mini scissor lists, Yeah,
yes they do.

Speaker 13 (13:19):
It.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
Is it possible that we can put washing machine by
washing mission on a small sitter and then you shimyah
level three shimmy.

Speaker 4 (13:30):
I just don't think the scissor little will get that
high if the clearance above the third washing machine is
going to be ten centivators plenty.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
Of from if we watch out, we've got that small
trophy up there or a small child filming it.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
But we can talk to rich from Kennards as well.

Speaker 5 (13:41):
We can. We're talking industry experts nine four one four
one oh four three. Please join the Brainstorm.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
So in two weeks time in one show and just
put yourself in two weeks time. Finals week. It's going
to be on that Thursday, public holiday, on the Friday
Grand Final, on the Saturday, we kick it all off
giving twenty brand new washing machines away. It makes perfect sense.
I'm pretty sure the AFL will pick up the phone
and after they hear it and go, let's now expand.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
Yes, let's incorporate that, and it.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
Now begins Thursdays eight am. The whole it ushers in
the next couple of days with of course you give
away washing machines to really represent the majesty of all
this great amount footie. So it's all about the first
twenty of you, and we are going to line up
a lot of you throughout the show to get one
shot to get the ball in the washing machine. We've
actually got the fresh one pike call one of them

(14:33):
in a studio today. The entry, the whole, the drum,
the door to it is smaller when you see it,
knowing what you're trying to actually do with.

Speaker 7 (14:42):
It isn't that big.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
And you've got a lot of rubber, the rubber seal,
so even if you hit and have a room shot,
it's not necessarily going to generously bounce it in. It
could easily come flying off.

Speaker 4 (14:51):
When I was practicing the other night at home, I
was using the clothes dryer and you're right opening much
wide amount.

Speaker 7 (14:58):
So at the moment, then here's the situation.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
We want to stack three of these washing machines on
the top of each other, so when you come up
in two weeks summer and have a go, the middle
washing machine is the target and you've got the tower
of power. How can we do this safely. Safety people
here are worried about them toppling over and crushing innocent humans,
which is a fair point, to be honest. So I

(15:21):
need your help. Christian. Washing machines come in boxes. Why
don't you just stack three boxes on top of each other? No,
whe's a funny. What are we get ten? We're doing
this for my tenth party or something with fun with boxes.
Super glue lego to the base on top of each
machine and snack pit them together.

Speaker 7 (15:41):
Genius.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
It's actually a really good idea. Now, and I've just
had a brain word myself here. Now you want me
to see this listener, But I'm just gonna walk the
team through this. This is a side view, and I
want you to see the side view there or the
three washing machines stacked to each other. Okay, crew drawing
and show this is a strong human. It's Rio bulging

(16:02):
bice upstairs straining. There are ropes behind the washing machines
attached to Rio. He keeps them from falling over. That
could tuggle.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
Was whoa?

Speaker 6 (16:17):
Now that is about one hundred and seventy hundred.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
You need a good workout, you know you're a strong man.
That's that's let's awakened that strong bullet there. Okay, you
want to get better, you want to get selected for
your footy team. You were benched a lot this year.
Workout you whoa. Then you have a little breather. Okay,
you rub down on a physio bench and the rio
pull out those washing machines.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Are you know?

Speaker 5 (16:39):
And you've got those old sort of leather gloves like
a cowboy. Yes, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. It's
stressed them as a gladiator.

Speaker 12 (16:47):
A minute ago you were very nervous about it toppling
on people. But suddenly that those nerves into the top.

Speaker 5 (16:54):
In this game top all you lose if you get crushed.
One hundred listeners. Dave's gone idea of what we can do?

Speaker 7 (17:07):
Good morning, Dave, Good morning, how are you?

Speaker 5 (17:09):
I'm good Dave. So what's your idea? How can we
do this safely? Well, obviously you've got a height problems.
So what I'd be doing is stacking them on this
side and to connect them together.

Speaker 14 (17:19):
Might get some of the industrial glad to wrap and
wrap them up.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
That's actually great, a handful of back. Yeah, they're glad
rap super strong. But they have an airports for suitcases.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Yes, the big ones at airports would be perfect.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
And then so there's one that's the one they're on
their side, and then we again get those ropes of
gladiators going to get with the pyramids. If you get desperate, mate,
you can always use wretchest straps.

Speaker 7 (17:45):
Oh, another one that Lauries have for heavy loads.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
I don't know that is a good idea, Dave.

Speaker 4 (17:50):
You might have to draw more diagrams.

Speaker 5 (17:52):
There was. It was a side view.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
But so we had got a tiny bit of clearance, Dave.
So the washing machines stacked on each other are two
point six meters. The roof height is two point seven.
So if it's coming up on an angle, does it
get taller before he.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
Got the room?

Speaker 4 (18:08):
No?

Speaker 5 (18:08):
No, the clearance room like a garage door.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
So you won't be able to actually tip it up
because when it's on, it's when it's halfway there on
a forty five degree angle. I think it will be
too tall. Does that make sense today?

Speaker 1 (18:22):
It depends on which way you rolling them oiver.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
Up, you know, maybe you swing out, actually take the
long way around you like an orbit or something a vortex.
We create avort and then we sort of rotates it
up otherwise, you know, I not the way you're asking
days there like he's a mathematician or you know, he's
what about this? Then you know the the scening there,

(18:45):
they're panels that could come out because they have cables in.
Take the panels out, you have a bit of extra room.

Speaker 4 (18:51):
That's true. That is true.

Speaker 5 (18:53):
That is now do you want to introduce who you
have here? Because this guy's gonna be helpful.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
Rich is a friend of mine from high school, one
of my best friends. He works at Kennard's High. They
have all kinds of equipment, including scissor lifts. I don't
think the scissor lift will work, Rich, What do you think?

Speaker 5 (19:06):
Morning? Rich? Thanks for helping us out.

Speaker 13 (19:08):
Good morning guys. How are we good?

Speaker 5 (19:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (19:11):
Look, don't think in this case of sissar lift is
gonna gonna work for you. I'm still excited to try
and get that across the lines somewhere.

Speaker 5 (19:20):
Thank you, Kennon's Rich.

Speaker 13 (19:22):
I'm looking at my washing machine and dryer at the moment,
and I'm kind of upset that I've got that little
rubber mat that separates the two and not lego. I
think I really missed the vote.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
There seems to have their own version of that, okay.

Speaker 13 (19:35):
But I was thinking maybe a material hoist. Okay, so
we've got like a manual style material hoist goes up
three meters, nice and compact, does take a bit of
time to wind up. So some dramatic music and I
think we'll be able to tell your problem.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
Okay, Wow, Jack, what are you saying? You're on the
Kenno's website right now.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
It looks like a forklift without the truck on the back,
so it's just the fork.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
Oh so is it like a one of those or
palette sort of that you pump.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
It, almost like a pallet Jack hay Ridge, but looks
automatic higher higher, Yes, And what's the weightage for that?

Speaker 5 (20:09):
Because obviously these washing machines are going to weigh a bit,
aren't they?

Speaker 13 (20:12):
Forty to fifty A few different options, but I reckon
the one we may get away, which is one hundred
and fifty nine k low up to three meters.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
That's plenty.

Speaker 7 (20:20):
Do we know how much one of these fishing pike
call ways?

Speaker 6 (20:23):
By the way, I think it's seventy five.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
Get out of it. That was too quick.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
That's really heavy?

Speaker 5 (20:29):
Is that true? I think that's what it is one
hundred and fifty. So we can do two at a
time with Rich's machine. What do we have to do?
Come on the time, See that baby works as straight?

Speaker 4 (20:46):
And then how do we once it's at the top
of the fork ridge so the forklift thing goes.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
How do we then push it onto I think it's
more of a it's a pumping actions.

Speaker 13 (20:55):
Winding winding. Yeah, we'd have to we'd have to slide
it off.

Speaker 5 (21:03):
Told you the shimmy, he says, side, I see you're shimmy.
You know, when you make him room in a car
for somebody, you need a bump that will shimmy across that.
We need to shimmy across.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
I think this will work. So now in theory we
can stack them. But there's still we have to figure
out how to keep him secure from tipping over.

Speaker 7 (21:20):
And well that's part two, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
You know what? There is one thing at a time,
thing at a time. Okay, Rich, you've been very happful,
very helpful. Thank you very much. Have a good Kennard's day.

Speaker 13 (21:30):
No raise guys, then yourself, enjoy good luck.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (21:35):
We want to talk this morning about the shortest time
from going from winning to lose. And it happened right
here at this radio station. Rio witnessed the whole thing.
It involves a beloved person on this radio station who's
been a for years. Huggy the midfield General. Isn't he
he's after us and he's he's been on this radio
station for years. How would you describe if people haven't

(21:57):
have him met him as a kind of lovable uncle.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
Yes, every office has one of these guys. I think,
what do you.

Speaker 7 (22:04):
Mean by that?

Speaker 5 (22:05):
I said, lovable uncle. Every has that, but in a
good way. And I had aalicy has someone like this?
She didn't say a legend like this, or a gun
like this, like.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
A club mascot is call him that.

Speaker 5 (22:24):
A club mascot.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Called him crazy uncle.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
I said, beloved uncle, beloved uncle. Anyway, one thing is
very passionate about is he has he runs this footy
tipping competition. And before I met him, he emailed me
when I was working out my garden leave in the UK,
first person to reach out for this radio station power move.
And then I realized the second email it was about

(22:49):
five minutes later. It was persuading me to get involved
in a footy tipping competition for game I hadn't yet
to see or understand. I'm then googling in London, going,
I want to befouend my new colleagues at the radio station.
I need to do this. So then I realized there's
a lot going on with this character.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
Huggy spinds most of his year chasing up people to
pay the thirty dollars entry fees.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
Let's cut to the chase, right, and about about some
of his workday is on it. The rest of it
is running this racket. Really, that is more like a
mob boss. I mean, he how many times who haven't
been chasing you for fees they actually didn't think would?
He paid me.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
I tried to opt out of it, but apparently when
he actually.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
Cut joining a gym, the only way you get out
is if he whacks you.

Speaker 12 (23:39):
So I didn't want to do it this year because
I've you know, too many other things going a lot
of fantasy footballs.

Speaker 6 (23:43):
I tried to not do it, but he still shook
me down at the end of the season for my
thirty dollars.

Speaker 12 (23:49):
To say no to no very hard, yeah, impossible, and
it just goes into his personal bank.

Speaker 6 (23:53):
Account though there's no.

Speaker 5 (23:54):
Like where should it go, I don't know, I'm meant
to go, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (23:59):
He gives it as a.

Speaker 5 (24:01):
Collects Simpsons figurines, so it goes to a good course
the case.

Speaker 7 (24:04):
He's probably seen a Granny Bartman that he wants.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
So it's the big announcement of the winn.

Speaker 12 (24:09):
We've been doing this for thirty three years this time, kid,
that's the thirty third year.

Speaker 6 (24:14):
Wow, older than me.

Speaker 5 (24:17):
Anyway. Okay, yeah, relevant, but yeah, actually stop when you
put it in perspective, everyone has someone like Rio in
the office, loved nephew.

Speaker 12 (24:30):
Anyway, it's in sort of our legacies every year it's
it's actually cute. We actually don't do as big a
thing for it for anything, because there's catering. All the
text come and do like there's like basically like a
light show.

Speaker 7 (24:43):
There's a prison for the announcing of the winner, for.

Speaker 6 (24:45):
The big announcement of the tipping winner.

Speaker 7 (24:48):
But it's catered.

Speaker 6 (24:48):
It's catered. They were part we had to.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Actually go and buy our own week Fix not making
us up.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
We want back we eating competition on air for the
radio show, and they said no, there's no budget for
Week Fix.

Speaker 5 (25:00):
The biggest radio station. You can't. We're not paying for
your week bits, but we're staff this.

Speaker 6 (25:04):
Pies, drinks pastries. As far as I can.

Speaker 12 (25:06):
See, the party it was, it was a part of
the entire company, goes.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
By hug hosted by hugging the background.

Speaker 12 (25:13):
Yeah, he's in his Brisbane line singlet, no t shirt,
just sort of just the single.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
Just gunning it.

Speaker 12 (25:19):
Yeah, the gun shows all absolutely front seat. We finally
get to the big moment. It's a long, probably thirty
minute presentations, which.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Load.

Speaker 12 (25:29):
It's like the brown load because he has many, many
different types of awards.

Speaker 5 (25:34):
Think they couldn't.

Speaker 12 (25:38):
Funny like novelty awards be came last year the best
We finally get to the big one. Who's the winner?
Who else but Q, the video producer on our show?

Speaker 7 (25:48):
A right, I'm not surprised.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
You know.

Speaker 7 (25:51):
It's very detail oriented.

Speaker 12 (25:53):
It's very good numbers and all that kind of thing.
Q one huge everyone, you know, big.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
Celebration for me.

Speaker 6 (25:58):
It just got from what would you by the way,
you win a fair bit of money.

Speaker 3 (26:02):
I'm not sure what the final three hundred or four
hundred or something.

Speaker 6 (26:05):
It's in the hundreds.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
It's a lot of money.

Speaker 12 (26:06):
And you're in a trophy that Huggy's had engraved with
your name on it.

Speaker 5 (26:10):
That he made.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
His friends better. He's got a friend at Diamond Valley trophy.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
He's got any time, hug He's got a friend everywhere.
So Q wins big moment. This is he's broke as well.
We just came back from traveling around Europe.

Speaker 12 (26:27):
Exactly needs the money. A trophy is a lovely little
addition to his uh, his apartment.

Speaker 5 (26:31):
I'm sure.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
And then ten minutes later, I'm at my desk.

Speaker 12 (26:34):
Q comes up, Oh, congratulations, mate, you won, and he's like, yeah, no,
I came fourteenth, Like, oh I wasn't. I wasn't the winner.
So anything, I'm still not sure where it's at. But
he has to give the money back, and he's going
to have to give the trophy back because he's a trophy.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Great, he's not the winner.

Speaker 7 (26:53):
It's so who is the winner?

Speaker 5 (26:55):
I don't know. I don't just Hunky knows, so doesn't he.
He's not finding out like that.

Speaker 6 (27:00):
I am not bringing it up with hugging.

Speaker 4 (27:03):
I have not approached.

Speaker 7 (27:06):
I thought hugging you otherwise, how wouldn't we doing this?

Speaker 5 (27:08):
Now? We should find out like that, this is horrible.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
So what I don't know if I don't know what
que spoken to.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
Second, you've done the last twenty four hours.

Speaker 6 (27:16):
But he's going to have to give the trophy back.
He's going to who's won it.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
I don't know. I don't know. How can you not know?

Speaker 12 (27:23):
Distance from this as much as possible. All I know
is that Q he is not the winner being thrined.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
Yeah, scandal at Gold one four point three. It reminds
me back in twenty seventeen. Let me take you back
to the Oscars. Do you remember this moment when Laala
Land won for the brief briefest of moments.

Speaker 15 (27:42):
In the Academy Award for Best Picture, Lala Land, and
they're like.

Speaker 5 (27:48):
Looking around doing that faith mones thing, you know, the
opposite of what Patsy did when she won the Act Club.
And then this happens.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Sorry, no mistake, Moonlight.

Speaker 7 (27:58):
You guys won Best Picture?

Speaker 9 (28:00):
I Want?

Speaker 5 (28:00):
You don't want?

Speaker 10 (28:01):
Yeah, this is not a joke.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
I'm afraid they read the wrong things.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
Like three people, three peoples?

Speaker 5 (28:08):
Is that fifteen minute of pause? I just love to
give each other?

Speaker 4 (28:11):
And also Moonlight, you guys want?

Speaker 5 (28:13):
Yeah, it doesn't have the same all throwaway thing, you know,
Lifetime's achievement.

Speaker 15 (28:18):
I wanted to tell you what happened. I opened the envelope.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
And this feels like, hug, he's going to do this tomorrow.
You have to redo it all.

Speaker 15 (28:25):
I wanted to tell you what happened. I opened the
envelope and it said Emma Stone, La La Land. That's
why I took such a long look at Faye and
at you. I wasn't trying to be funny.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
This is moonlight.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
There was like a granddad who ruined the moll game,
had him meltdown because he was angry, and his wife said,
got never lie down, then apologize. Sy got these new
meds and.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Juicy that Australia had its own of this. In twenty ten,
on Australia's Next Top Model, the host Sarah Murdoch announced
the wrong winner of the competition.

Speaker 16 (29:07):
Wow, So the winner and Australia's Next Top Model for
twenty and ten is it's you Kelsey.

Speaker 5 (29:20):
Huge huge reaction and this real awkward moment.

Speaker 11 (29:24):
Oh my god, I don't.

Speaker 16 (29:25):
Know what to say right now. I'm feeling a bit
sick about this. No, I'm so sorry about this. Oh
my god, I don't know what to say.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
This is not this was a complete accident.

Speaker 6 (29:40):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 16 (29:41):
It's Amanda, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 5 (29:45):
Even though years ago you're in the room, aren't you.
Oh you can feel that drop off, the sadness, to
the faking of the fake in front of all those
people that it's it's okay. I ah, I didn't know.
It wasn't for me, it was important. Oh awful, all right?
The shortest time going from winning to losing nine four
one four one oh four three.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
Time down for the Name game. This game is designed
around you're playing in the car wherever you're listening right now,
trying to shout at the radio and guess something quicker
than me. Jack comparts as we take each other on. Uh,
it's around about that a lot of people have got
a name that's a bit of a pain, and you
have to explain it to people. You have a one
line thing where as in and then they go, all right,

(30:28):
I get it. You give us the one line the
as in bit, and we try and take each other
on trying to work out what is your name?

Speaker 7 (30:34):
This here song might explain it.

Speaker 6 (30:37):
Do you have a name?

Speaker 2 (30:39):
That's a pain.

Speaker 17 (30:40):
A name you always need to explain. Well, we've made
my name as in game.

Speaker 12 (30:50):
My name is my surname as in Sheep, not the
hotel Sheridan.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
Yes, oh, well done.

Speaker 17 (30:57):
My name is as in.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Rink please please please, my maiden name as in brick.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
Red, mortar, lost, cement, ciner, what is it?

Speaker 9 (31:14):
Wall?

Speaker 5 (31:17):
Don't sound stupid.

Speaker 6 (31:18):
I was about to say, that's how to play.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
My name is in games.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
Oh my word, it's like the four albums all into Rio.
Excuse me anyway. Lines are open now, nine four one
four one o four three, Roll up, roll up, play
the name game, as in we try and guess your
name from the one line you use nine four one
four one oh four three.

Speaker 7 (31:40):
If we don't guess it, we'll give you a prize.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
We'll play next Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
All right, play, let's play this week's name game, as in,
if you've got one of those names, that's a pain.
And you always have that one line that you said
so many times. You do it every day when you
speaking some in the call center. We turn that into
a game. You come on air, we don't even know
your name. You just here are saying caller one called two,
Call of three. It's me Jack of Pats and you
guys planning on trying to guess what their.

Speaker 7 (32:05):
Name is from the one line clue.

Speaker 5 (32:08):
Contenders. Are you ready? Jack? Ready, Ready, Pats loved on
and ready. Let's go, Christians ready to Thanks for asking
Tom's team around here. All right, let's play the name
game as in Caller.

Speaker 14 (32:24):
One, Christian, My name is the same as the six
months of the year.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
June.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
Wow, out of the blast.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
By the time you get to April, I have the
counter after that.

Speaker 5 (32:37):
No, did he know?

Speaker 7 (32:37):
Seven and eight six seven eight, Well June July August, Yes.

Speaker 5 (32:42):
All right, lovely speak to you, June. Have a nice day.
Thanks for calling you too.

Speaker 14 (32:45):
Are you okay?

Speaker 11 (32:46):
Date as I am?

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Are you okay?

Speaker 18 (32:55):
I'm okay?

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Thank you right, okay, and thank you very much for
asking June. Have a lovely day.

Speaker 14 (32:58):
Hi.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
All right, Caller two, Good morning, Hi, good morning.

Speaker 18 (33:04):
This is my surname, and I'll say I'm an unwell
adult male.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
Man man, flu.

Speaker 19 (33:14):
Sicky, toxic, pathetic, whoatic, that's sick man.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
Someone's got the r U. Okay spirit it right, Jack on.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
You've heard of cash man. Now give me wear the flu.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
Yeah, Booster Jacks. Bye guy, what is sorry?

Speaker 7 (33:41):
What is your full name?

Speaker 18 (33:43):
My name is Stephanie and I married a guy and
his surname was sick Man.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
Stephanie sick Man.

Speaker 18 (33:50):
That's correct.

Speaker 7 (33:50):
Amazing scenes Okay, thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
You cold and have a good day you two guys.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Bye.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
Well, why don't we bring on caller three? Good morning,
Caller three?

Speaker 13 (33:59):
Good morning guys. My surname is a cross between a
sneeze and a shot.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
You're not actually called are you?

Speaker 4 (34:08):
No Snart?

Speaker 5 (34:10):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (34:12):
Both of those I thought won't even worth saying.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
I've never heard of the comba of the sneeze and snart.
Are you obviously from a long line of Snarts or.

Speaker 13 (34:31):
Not a huge not a huge family. I don't know
my origin, to be honest.

Speaker 5 (34:36):
Interesting. Yeah, all right, I want to sten mister Snart,
thank you very much to call him. All right, take
care well, we Jack too. At the moment, Patsy, please
are joining this morning on board? Okay? Uh call it
call a four?

Speaker 1 (34:52):
What in Christian my name is two parts of the body.

Speaker 14 (34:57):
O.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
Me, Tony, Tony believe that Jackie Boy's book. I didn't
think there's any point in saying it. Da Wow, lovely
to meet you, Tony. Thanks for calling in. All right,
we're playing round two next. We're just gone one, Patsy up,
but we are playing at the moment nine four one

(35:20):
four one oh four three. That's how it goes.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast producers.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
Can we just put a mirror under Patsy's nose just
to check she's some? No?

Speaker 3 (35:31):
No, no at all confidence just because we've.

Speaker 7 (35:33):
Won, jack, How many have you got?

Speaker 5 (35:35):
You've got I've got two points, passive you've got you haven't.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Got two points?

Speaker 5 (35:38):
You've got one. It's got too yeah, two each.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Thanks for tuning in, gloating in your glory.

Speaker 5 (35:47):
No, no, no, we're just saying, come on in, take hard today.
Don't sit this round there.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
You know decades songs of the decade I did quite well.
It's not like I'm wow.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
Oh well, I'm a Dees fan. We won a Grand
final once quite a few years ago. Go where do
we go with that one?

Speaker 4 (36:01):
Actually, primary school with a kid he was very good
at basketball. But anytime you're in an argument with him
about anything else or like beat him in on the
soccer field, he goes, yeah, well I beat you at
basketball and.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
Like you said that was a child.

Speaker 6 (36:13):
Yeah, do you have.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
A name that's a pain?

Speaker 17 (36:17):
A name you always need to explain. Well, we've made
my name. As in game.

Speaker 5 (36:26):
Four one four one O four three. You give us
the one line explainer that you have about your name,
we try and reverse it. We try and guess your name.
All right. We don't know your names, which is why
you'll just hear me. Just say caller one, two three,
et cetera.

Speaker 7 (36:40):
Caller one. Welcome to the name game, as in.

Speaker 14 (36:45):
Hello, Hello, can you hear me?

Speaker 5 (36:47):
Okay? Good luck?

Speaker 11 (36:48):
Hello, how are you all?

Speaker 7 (36:53):
We're all taking it so seriously.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
Now both states are high, we are trend lines were
poised like in the starters block at the one hundred meters.

Speaker 14 (37:01):
Okay, and so my clue is as in the garden, no.

Speaker 5 (37:07):
Secret grass seeds, flowers, rose, shrubs, herbaceous border, no trees, lottle.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
Octopuses.

Speaker 11 (37:21):
Definitely not.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
Why not it could have worked today? Mower rayo bi
no square, fork, shovel, mud, soil, tomatoes, garden can let
us cabbage, no cabbage patch, hint more herbs.

Speaker 14 (37:43):
You should do it to make your garden look nicer.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
Water manure, water air rates yes, wow wee. We went
through the alphabeut of the garden.

Speaker 7 (38:04):
There is like play school wait for the garden windows.
There was nothing left, all right. So what's your full name?

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Deborah waiting, Deborah reading?

Speaker 5 (38:19):
I love it. Okay, we'll send you a price. Thanks
for calling in, Deborah, Thank you, caller to Welcome to
the name game, as in.

Speaker 11 (38:27):
This is my surname, and we say like the desert,
but with a z.

Speaker 19 (38:30):
It zara zarn saharaim in one which Simpson, No, no,
Sahara Simpson.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
The Simpsons.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
Might learn something not on this show for me. Thank
you very much. Cool, thanks for playing. Let's go to
Coller three. Good morning, good morning.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Her name is child birth.

Speaker 20 (39:03):
Painful, labor, crowning, crowning, crowning, miracle, epsom, what.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
What's happening there?

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Take part.

Speaker 5 (39:24):
Another the center, umbilical cord blood baby No oh uh?
What you call the waters? Break? Waters? Are you waters?
A break? Which one?

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Water?

Speaker 5 (39:47):
Wait?

Speaker 7 (39:48):
Thank you very much?

Speaker 5 (39:49):
So what's your for name?

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Angie Waters and waters?

Speaker 5 (39:53):
I love this all right, Angie Waters, Thank you very
much for taking part and plane take care. Tata call
of four, good morning.

Speaker 14 (40:02):
Good morning. My surname is half fruit, half insect.

Speaker 6 (40:08):
Oh no, it's what did you just Applebee?

Speaker 5 (40:25):
We get half a point each? Well appleby wow. Wait
great clue you've got there. Why don't call a form?
What's your full name?

Speaker 7 (40:32):
Lisa Apple Lisa Applebee.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Great, thank you very much for taking part.

Speaker 14 (40:36):
Thank you, Christian.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
All right, that's the name game this week. If you
want to take part, give us a call nine four
one four one O four three can book a spot
for the next time the Christian O'Connell show podcast. This
is an open call to all heroes. We need heroes
to come to this radio station, this radio show. In
two weeks time to his time, we'll be in finals. Frenzy.

(40:59):
What does that mean for us? We have twenty brand
new washing machines to give away. These all will go
in one show. We'll now start to think that the
idea of the handball final. A load of you, I
mean over one hundred of you lined up. It's getting
one shot to try and get the footye into the
drum of the washing machine. Bang the drum be the one.
This may take longer than six am till nine am.

(41:22):
We could be here. It's until the mid morning.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
We've got a fisher and Parkle delivered to the studio today.
It's the first time we've actually seen the whole.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
That's the kind of power we have in this town.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
And it's way smaller than what we thought. I think
we just pictured it being very easy. But the ball
won't even fit in lengthways, So unless it's shooting in
like a torpedo, it's not even going to fit through
the door.

Speaker 5 (41:46):
I actually think this would be quite a hard challenge
for the current actual play for.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
The best handballs in the lest you're only going to.

Speaker 5 (41:53):
Get one shot. It's not the best of three and
you're lining up. There's pressure. But the first twenty people
all win a brand new fish and pikel That's the idea.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
This smart sound crazy.

Speaker 9 (42:05):
You win a washing machine if you can take a
funny and handle it all right.

Speaker 5 (42:17):
Lines are open. Now, who wants to roll up and
play Booky'll spot on nine four one four, one oh
four three. Now we aren't talking about getting the footy in,
but this doesn't necessarily mean it's going to go to
someone who has played footy or knows how to handle.
I think it's more going to be wild luck Yes,
me too. I think there will be some skill you
may have never done a hamble in your life. It

(42:37):
doesn't matter. We want anyone and everyone to come along.
So it could be kids, moms, dands on the school
run right now call me nine four one four one
oh four three. It could be you could be a tinker, taylor, soldier,
sailor who else? Jack could come along?

Speaker 4 (42:51):
Bring your whole workplace down my face. You're on a
trade site this morning, Bring all the trades along with you.
Bring all the teachers in the staffroom.

Speaker 5 (42:58):
Yeah, if you run it. If you run a major hospital,
bring the patients to doctors and nurses, the admin, support staff,
those in personnel, those on payroll, bring everyone. Push the
beds here. If you are the Atworth near us, it's
downhill coming to where we are on Goodwood Street. Who
else could come along? You could also be a an
animal handler, a vet, a dentist, a nutritionalist, a personal trainer,

(43:21):
a pilot, a headresser, a great one physio, my own
fascial release specialists today. Yeah, and zoo keepers.

Speaker 13 (43:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (43:37):
An accountant, Oh well, I.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Don't know about accountants or insurance salesman there? Oh why not?
Everyone's in parted more than Maria.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
The Christian Connell Show podcast Arborius call me now this.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Spot sound crazy?

Speaker 9 (43:51):
You win a washing machine if you can take a
funny and handba.

Speaker 5 (44:01):
I wish it was more complicated. It's hearing that and
knowing that's my job. Okay, that's more viol than two
weeks stark moment of self awareness. Very rare, but there
you go. Martin Craigio and Christian crazy thought, why not use.

Speaker 7 (44:18):
A smaller ball?

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Regulation ball?

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Shane is the same Wokener's gone mad.

Speaker 7 (44:28):
Using ours kick for tea?

Speaker 6 (44:30):
Oh maybe maybe?

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Okay? Should we have a range of footies for everybody
to choose from?

Speaker 5 (44:35):
No, no, no, no, you come on now, you're not
like this. You stand by the rules and rigs.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
What about kids? We would we give them a kid's
size ball?

Speaker 5 (44:41):
Can patronize them. I've never heard of kids plaining. But
don't start that. Here's what we do. Here's what we do.
If by nine o'clock we've still got a lot of
this high chance. I don't think five have gone by nine, right,
we know what we have to do. Pan by get
the kicks, that's plan. By even by eight, I think
we might reduce the small to eventual She's just a

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tennis ball.

Speaker 4 (45:03):
And they just keep moving in closer and.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
Get the pee in. All right, let's speak to some
of the contenders. Good morning, Page.

Speaker 11 (45:11):
Morning, Kristin, here are going.

Speaker 5 (45:13):
I'm good. So you fancy taking bar in our handball final?

Speaker 19 (45:16):
I do.

Speaker 11 (45:17):
I can't wait.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
Now, Why do you fancy you having a girl? You
need a brand new washing machine?

Speaker 11 (45:21):
Well, yes, I need a brand new washing machine. I've
got a seven month old baby who just projectile vomited
all in my bed last night, so I can't be
on top of my washing, so I need a bigger
washing machine.

Speaker 5 (45:34):
Yeah. It's exhausting, isn't it. The constant demands for obviously
you're a new mum, and congratulations by the way, and
then you go to all that laundry and that and
you're just knackered.

Speaker 11 (45:43):
I know, since she's been born, I've never had an
empty washing basket.

Speaker 4 (45:48):
Yeah, it's like it was like a twice a week
short to like twice a day.

Speaker 5 (45:53):
Yeah. They're just like pooping vomiting machines, aren't they. Absolutely Well,
Mama said, knock it, come on down, come down, and
good luck. I really hope you do it.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
Bring the baby. We'll give you the baby.

Speaker 7 (46:06):
Baby can ever go as well?

Speaker 5 (46:07):
Yes, okay, all right, Page, we'll meet you in two
weeks time. Thank you, Katrina. Good morning, Katrina.

Speaker 11 (46:14):
How are you guys?

Speaker 5 (46:15):
I'm good.

Speaker 7 (46:16):
How's Katrina this morning? On your way to school?

Speaker 5 (46:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (46:19):
Pretty tired, but yeah I'm a wi ah school.

Speaker 9 (46:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:21):
What you're in? Year ten?

Speaker 11 (46:23):
Nine?

Speaker 15 (46:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (46:23):
Nine?

Speaker 7 (46:24):
And how's it going?

Speaker 9 (46:26):
Oh? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (46:27):
Slow balls a quick at the same time.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
Yeah, and you fancy coming in and winning? You want
to win a brand new washing machine? What every kid,
every every fifteen year old dreams are doing that.

Speaker 7 (46:37):
They sit it on TikTok and they want that lifestyle.

Speaker 5 (46:40):
It's the filters that drives in. Yeah, and you're winning
it for mum or dad they made you call him.

Speaker 14 (46:45):
Yeah for mom?

Speaker 5 (46:46):
Yeah? For mom.

Speaker 7 (46:46):
She needs she needs a brand new washing machine?

Speaker 14 (46:48):
Does she the old washing machines as old as me?

Speaker 5 (46:52):
Wow? Okay, we can't have that so old. It will
be on Auntie's road show. And Katrina, do you play footy?
Do you think you could do this one shot?

Speaker 2 (47:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (47:02):
Personally with some friends, but not like professionally because it's
not that good.

Speaker 13 (47:05):
But yeah, I can act.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
Be a crack, doesn't matter, Come down and give it
a crack. I hope you win it for Mama Cane.

Speaker 7 (47:09):
What's mom's name, Emily?

Speaker 5 (47:11):
Emily. She driving the car right now. Yeah, she is
shout out to Mama Emily. Good morning Emily. Morning is
it's just trying to get from A to B.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
Bring Emily is along.

Speaker 13 (47:23):
With Yeah, you can both have a go all right, thank.

Speaker 5 (47:27):
You, Katrina. So embarrassing mom, don't don't ask for a
photo herself in and that when we get there, that'll
be the conversation. Now, just don't embarrass me. He wants
me to come along, but you said you can come
on tagging on, I think is what you said. Matty.
Good morning Matty. I'm good Mattie. So you fancy coming along?
You can win a machine?

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Yeah for sure?

Speaker 13 (47:49):
Be right.

Speaker 5 (47:49):
Yeah you sound confident. How confident are you? Yeah?

Speaker 14 (47:53):
Probably paying some olt of wings.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
For the best races Australis ever produced.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
Wow, okay, I like it.

Speaker 7 (48:01):
We need this spirit.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
I really hope you do it. We've got a lot
of washing machines to go through in one and you
know it's now one saying in one day it's not
even worth saying one morning.

Speaker 7 (48:10):
There's no way. By night we were giving away twenty
of these washing machines.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
All right, Matty, coming down. We see you in two
his time. Good luck, beauty, cheers, pleasure. Antoinette, Hi Christian,
how are you going?

Speaker 7 (48:22):
Awesome name Antoinette?

Speaker 14 (48:24):
Yeah, thank you?

Speaker 7 (48:25):
You fancy coming down?

Speaker 14 (48:27):
Yeah, I would love to come down. I'm actually on
the way to my sister's house at the moment to
do my daughter's washing. I've got an eleven months old
and our washing machine died two weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
That is not fair. Come on, you need lucky breaks
eleven months or congratulations, must.

Speaker 14 (48:42):
Be knackers, thank you.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (48:44):
So I've got three bags of been washing. I have
to transition her up to the next size. So I've
got like all her dirty clothes plus her new wardrobe
to change over to the other side. So a lot
of Washington do today.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
Oh my god, that's brutal. We haven't got this until
two weeks time. Should we give you the one in
the list we've got We've got a fish on pinker Win.
The studio is brand new. I'm going to give it
to you now. Honestly, you can't wait for two weeks.
You need it more than us, just to look at
it and measure it.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
And I think that the last thing any of us
is for you to get lost.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
Make it sorry, you get in that car crying and tired.
We just can't have this. This could be a terrible show.
The more I think about it, We're going to be
having more unhappy people than winners. This isn't the worst
idea of come up with. Rethink this anyway. You won,
You're the first winner. Two weeks before the hand final.

(49:40):
We have our first winner. You bang the drum. You
were the one Antoinette. We'll get it to you as
soon as possible. Okay, Oh, that's the right pleasure. You're
mum in need. It's the very least weekend deal, right,
but I'll speak to Robert Innes today. I'm sure let
here try and get it there as soon as possible.

Speaker 14 (50:00):
Okay, thank you guys are amazing.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
That's a love. Take care, bye bye. That is the
sound of a new mum who's just just tired and
just needs a small lucky break.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
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(50:34):
so we're looking for your mammal movies. And as Jack
Pursers said to me, mammals are everywhere. I just saw
an armadillo in the lift, so I can correspond with that,
Jackie boy, mammals are everywhere. Did we know? Voting is
now open for Australia's Marsupial of the Year.

Speaker 9 (50:54):
Ye.

Speaker 5 (50:54):
The competition is currently in the knockout stage, although also
on the prelims are thing Let me gets it called
the Grand Final Marsupial Grand Final, with the top ten
Marsupials to go through to the final round next week.
Tens competition is currently bring between the two front runners,
the sugar Glider and the Koala. Surely Corhala wins the
humble Kangaroo where is he?

Speaker 18 (51:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (51:16):
Not? In controversial huge definition of a mammal because we're
looking for mammal more movies. Is a warm blooded vertebrae
animal of a class that is distinguished by the possession
of hair or fur, females that secrete milk?

Speaker 14 (51:30):
Is he?

Speaker 5 (51:30):
What are we? Cane jay, We're talking about milky ladies.
Get out rio. I won't read that again because I'm
a bloody gentleman. And the nourishment of the and typically
the birth of live young.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
Oh I thought they had a pouch of marsupial.

Speaker 7 (51:44):
Yeah, oh my god, minoral pouch.

Speaker 5 (51:48):
Based the comedy.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
Mass we say marsupials are mammals, but not every memal
is a marsupial.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
Mylod, my load is in the week of it, all right,
So mammal movies.

Speaker 7 (52:01):
What are the mammals and the marsupuls watching?

Speaker 5 (52:04):
Oh? They love a classic war movie in black and white,
do they? That's right?

Speaker 7 (52:08):
That's bat.

Speaker 5 (52:10):
Gold Plata puts in boots, Platter, Puss in boots Silver
everywhere mammals.

Speaker 7 (52:21):
Didn't go?

Speaker 5 (52:21):
Where's Prada?

Speaker 4 (52:23):
Silver Pass?

Speaker 5 (52:25):
Citizen Kane is a classic movie, just a classic Citizen Camel.

Speaker 7 (52:29):
Though they love that.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
I give this movie two humps silver. As soon as
I say this one is probably going to take you
a couple of seconds for you to put together the
very intricate, complicated comedy. Because sometimes I'll operate a very
high comedy frequency. You're probably going to go even later today.
I don't know how he did that in the time.

Speaker 7 (52:53):
He had saving primate Ryan, Jack, you.

Speaker 5 (53:00):
Got take your time gold? Well yeah, no, real complicated
algeber Jack, what are the mammals watching?

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Throw lama from the train?

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Oh, very good, gold.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
Miss Bigelow Male, also double gold, A man called utter,
oh yes, yeah, yeah, Silver and Smoky and the bandicoots
A ban.

Speaker 5 (53:25):
Is a gold.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
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in Show, double bass, and see Brian Adams rod laver
Arena next year in February.

Speaker 7 (53:37):
Jackie Boy is so excited.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
This is great news. If you're a green day fange,
they are coming.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
They're coming in March next year. This is this is
my Brian Adams, this.

Speaker 5 (53:46):
Is your this is your oasis. All those middle aged
grunges out there and get that wallet chane out all right,
So mammal movies, Jack, you're ready to marrow. Let's go
throw mammal from the train. Silver stop and my mamma
will shoot silver bas Ottaheimer Gold. That's a gold World
Une peaked moo Topia Bronze'm sorry, sorry, I said, I'm

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just shining it.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
It's not a bronze, it's a dirty gold.

Speaker 5 (54:16):
Oh wow, well done, eleven year old mav Well done.

Speaker 7 (54:21):
You mean and manatee gold.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
That's very clever. Big Mammals House gold, Shinzia full metal
Jackal gold, the karah to Kidna gold. I love the
idea that broke bat Mountain. M broke bat Mountain.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
I broke bat Mountain silver.

Speaker 5 (54:47):
Two male bats out there falling in love. I'm not
reading that one out. Tazzy Devil wears Prada gold. Quakadillo dundee.
That's so good, Mick twelve Angry Mammals silver platter, Push
Mama from the train gold, Well done, Rachel Jones. Mammals

(55:13):
who stare at goats bronze, there will be warm blood
God forever. I don't Catherine escape from al Pakatraz. It
was like it would be a scene in the kids movie,
right al Pakatras where naughty ol packers are sent our Packatras.
We bought a roue gold, The Fast and the Furious

(55:36):
Gold One batman and Robin Silva, all right, who's off
to see Brian Adams.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
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Speaker 1 (55:43):
Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (55:45):
I'm gonna do an impression of a grown up to
day at five o'clock, going my twenty year old daughter
and two of her friends. There's a house view and
we've got fifteen minutes for their first of a house share.
It's in a very popular area, obviously, bruns it. There
are going to be a lot of other people. Daughter
has begged me to come along, so it looks up
there's a responsible sort of adult there as well.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
And do you play her dad or just fourth house?

Speaker 5 (56:07):
Not entirely shore actually whether I'm sort of a very
mature student. So that's my day to day, all right,
tomorrow's show todaily todaily cause daily up.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Here this smart sound crazy?

Speaker 9 (56:25):
You win a washing machine if you can take a
funny and handle.

Speaker 5 (56:35):
Often with the ideas. There's quite a few sort of
things going on. It's this that it is really Can
you get the footy in the washing machine? You win?
There are twenty to be one in two weeks time
for a handball final, so tomorrow there'll be more spots
to get This is getting very very popular because a
lot of people realize It's not about how good you
are at footy. It probably what is going to come downtown.
It is going to be wild luck. And we are

(56:57):
now realizing we will not be finishing at nine o'clock.
We could be here for a couple of hours.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
It just depends how close we let them go. We
haven't decided yet how far away from the washing machine.

Speaker 5 (57:08):
I think we start a respectable distance, and then when
no one's looking to and perhaps his news, we slowly creeping.

Speaker 4 (57:14):
Forward to the point where they're almost just this.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
Just place it in like you would be putting your
launch try in there. All right, So if you want
to take part in two weeks time, call me out,
book your spots.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
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