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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Got anything good.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Goome on in chat post morning guys, come on in Patty,
Hey boy, Patsy, what can you tell us about the
weather because it has changed massively. It's back to now
not knowing what is the right way to dress. I
left the house this morning in a short seat shirt
thinking that summer would still be here. It's blustery, windy,
and now I'm really cold.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
It's freezing.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
It's like eleven degrees Melbourne. Four seasons in one day,
but the sun's back tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
There was four seasons an hour yesterday. Honestly, the Grand Prix,
they must have had all kinds of different conditions there.
I was watching the DS game yesterday afternoon that went
from sunshine terrain, and that we appeared to be snowing
at one point as well, or just like one quarter
players were drenched when they weren't getting ready for the
fourth quarter. They're all so they have been swimming in

(00:58):
the yarraw together. They are like so dogs out there.
And then then the ball was like a bar of sobers,
just like sliding around, and it was like, so is
summer over?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Now?

Speaker 1 (01:07):
What's Steve Fisher.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
You are official in autumn, so March one is especially autumn?

Speaker 5 (01:11):
Is? Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yes, haven't you noticed the trees starting to change and
the leaves dropping?

Speaker 6 (01:15):
It's just because it's been thirty five degrees?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yeah, I thought now, because I was arguing my wife
over the weekend, she went, I think it's awesome when no, no,
it's summer. Autumn is May?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
No, no, no it's March one.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, so we're in autumn now.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yes, officially in autumn, so no.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
More thirty degree weather?

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Well no, I think we do have on Thursday.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
It's going to warm up.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
But you can you can tell they're sort of getting
few and far between. We're moving into the twenties now,
like today's or tomorrow's sunny in twenties and where.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I'm from, right, twenties is ever? Really it's fun, that's
getting that's getting tropical in the UK. When you say twenties,
a lovely we get on the beach and have a picnic,
a nice hot day like that. Even when you said
it's down to eleven, I'm like, still pretty mile.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
So what your autumn like was that? Would you go
outside for a stroll in autumn or as that where
you shut the doors and say it for winter.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I was speaking to my dad yesterday and it's it's
spring at the moment in the UK and it's one degree.
Oh you're one degree and it was like I was like,
it's cold here, daddy, and he goes, what is it
twelve degrees?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I need my us The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
So what have you just found out about the seasons
that are unique to Australia.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
Yes, well, it seems more of a Southern Hemisphere thing
that we start our seasons on the first of the month.
Most countries don't do that. Only Australia, New Zealand South
Africa go. First of the month is when we're going
to change, whereas the UK and many other countries going
to find it out. No, you go for solstices and equinoxes.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Oh traditional, wow.

Speaker 6 (02:47):
I didn't know fashion like, oh the moon's small.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Today we say old fashion. Actually, I mean salors have
been navigating using the moon four years old fashion. We've
got a flat earth on the show. O the moon
so old fashioned.

Speaker 6 (03:05):
We've got digital calendars now you don't have to go like, oh,
take the washing in the solstices.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yet that's how we do it. Patsy, how is your weekend?
Please tell everyone about that strange text message you got.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
So we went out for dinner with friends on Saturday
night and I don't normally have my phone on the table.
It's very rude, and we hadn't caught up.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
With where'd you put it? Then?

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Just in my handbag sort of on the chair next
to me on sign yes, But I could feel it
buzzing on my thigh and it just kept buzzing, and
I thought, gosh, someone really net I'm going to check
my phone.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Anyway. It was my mother and.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
She left a voicemail and I don't know what it
is with my iPhone. I've done a recent update and
I don't know if anyone else is finding this, but
the spell check on it is just out of control.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Oh my god. When it transcribes a message in that, yeah,
it's really bad.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
And her voice to text it was really alarming, and
I actually had to say to them to the table, listen,
I'm really sure I've got a ring my mom. There's
something terribly wrong. So she'd what it had translated was Katrina.

Speaker 6 (04:07):
She's already forgotten your name.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Katrina was just ringing to say could die and see
how old he is? Dying is what it had translated.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I would find anyone. There's too many dying words.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
And you know my dad is is elk. Mum is
old as well, like you know, they're in their eighties.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
And I thought, oh my god, what.

Speaker 7 (04:27):
More than just a.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
News like that that your dad's passed away. It shouldn't
just been a text so todays and then they get
into this but you know, the.

Speaker 6 (04:38):
Future dad and the thumbs down.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Anyway.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
So then I listened to the actual voice message in
you know how you can recover your voice messages, and
what she actually said was, Petrina, we're just reading to
say hello, and to see how Audie went meaning.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Completely different message like a hypers ai. How can that
be so bad?

Speaker 4 (05:02):
But not even remotely like it, so you can see
why I was alarmed.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
And Lauren, our friend who was sitting opposite.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
She's sitting I love it where we're straight back into
a new week on the show where the world of
characters in Patsy's multiverse names get dropped and we've got
no listen. Oh it's Lauren part of the show. Never
heard of her, and guess what probably will never come
back around the story is Lauren.

Speaker 6 (05:26):
You know in fantasy books they have a lot of
characters at the start. You can go back and look
at the family. You're like, all right, you know that's
where Lauren.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Lauren's the friend that eats pizza with a fork and knife.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
It's a bit like Game of Thrones when we get
into Patsy world. Anyway, she said, Lauren was at the table.
That's how you're out with you.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
It's Lauren and Paul and character.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Oh my god, that guy's alleged you don't more with
their pizza than Why bring up in the story, I
don't know, just.

Speaker 3 (05:56):
To be topical anyway, he's in the news.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Is it.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Your prix yesterday?

Speaker 7 (06:03):
But how's that?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
You can understand why I panicked?

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, we let us down that well thing you start
telling us about Lauren and Paul. You know what it is.
It's like a great magician. It's misdirection, isn't it. She's
showing us something with one hand weight, she's showing nothing
with that hand.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Big big weekend for Melbourne all over the world. Actually
obviously there were Footy was back a proper back where
we all understand it being back, even though some teams
had played in the mysterious round which will forever be
forgotten about but moaned about for the rest of the season.
Now it's going to folklore, this almost mythical. Now Round zero.

Speaker 6 (06:46):
Horn had already won two games before most teams.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Now the Giants too, They go, no, that Giants, of
course played last weekend. Oh yeah, And then obviously around
the world there would have been formerly one fans tuned
in to watch the Melbourne Grand Prix. Now I don't
know a lot about the Grand Prix and F one,
but I have friends of mine who were there yesterday
and it's like the highlight of the day year that
it's right here in Melbourne. And Sunday morning I was

(07:09):
texting them saying, now, what a nightmare about the rain,
and they were going, no, it's even better, And I'm like,
I don't understand your sport. Now lockey works on the
show is really into this. So was yesterday a great race?
On why yesterday?

Speaker 8 (07:22):
It was a great race because we started back in Melbourne,
which we haven't done for a few years. So it's
opened up the whole season.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
Wait, I thought it was in Melbourne every year.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
No, No, you're starting the kind of what Grand Slam
what they have?

Speaker 8 (07:33):
Yeah, it started, we aren't usually, well it's always started
in Melbourne, and then for the last couple of years
it hasn't just because they do all the testing over
in the bah Rain and that's where they start.

Speaker 6 (07:43):
They've had their own version of Round zero.

Speaker 8 (07:45):
Yeah, yes, they were back in Melbourne, and so I've
had a lot of rookies and then we've had three
days of thirty degree sunny and all of a sudden
the race starts and it's rain. So everything goes out
the window, all the tire strategies go out the wind,
and it's just chaos.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Do they have to then all come back in to
have the tires changed to the slicks or whatever they're called.

Speaker 8 (08:07):
Well, that's therein lies the question, Christian, when do you
come in for slicks and do you stay out?

Speaker 7 (08:13):
And so you can lose the story.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
As long as he is. My wife has always seems
to me, come home now for slicks. I'm like, I'm
staying out.

Speaker 8 (08:22):
No, Well, you can lose. You can honestly lose fifteen
seconds per lap, and so if a pit stops takes
you thirty seconds and you stay up for two laps,
so you shouldn't you should have come in. So you're like,
well that I shouldn't come in because it's gonna takes
so long.

Speaker 7 (08:35):
And so the teams.

Speaker 8 (08:36):
It honestly becomes like ice. If they're on the wrong
tie at the wrong time. You there's just sliding off
the truck.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
There so much signs to it isn't there.

Speaker 8 (08:43):
And so you can have the fastest car, but if
you're on the wrong tire, So being on the right
tire at the right time is critical.

Speaker 7 (08:49):
So when Ferrari.

Speaker 8 (08:50):
Stayed out with Lewis, yeah, it wasn't the right call.
And it's always twenty twenty high sight, So.

Speaker 7 (08:55):
Whose call is it?

Speaker 6 (08:56):
I imagine in the movie version, the team's like come in,
we need you come change those tires. He's like, I'm
not coming in one more.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Lad, and then the pit boss throws those headphones out
there go he's out of control and we should have
fired him that season, and then he wins it.

Speaker 8 (09:13):
Though they have they have strategists, and they also have
huge teams back over in the UK, so they've got,
you know, for every one person there.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
What do you mean with the time difference on Blurry
Eye is Sunday morning, there summer hungover pole, Milton Keynes
in some factory whereou tell the millionaire to come in.

Speaker 8 (09:32):
Yeah, that happens, but they're iconically. Ferrari for the past
couple of years have been atrocious with their strategy calls
and Lewis with his first year with Ferrari this year,
he found out pretty quickly what that's like.

Speaker 6 (09:45):
So what happened to the Australian kid? Did he have
a good chance of winning?

Speaker 8 (09:48):
So we had two Australian kids. Jack Dilan was also racing,
but he on the first few corners, well he just
hit a bit of line and bit of marker that
was on the road.

Speaker 7 (09:59):
And do you.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Think a local lad would know albit part pretty well? Well?

Speaker 8 (10:03):
I Tho's local is as Oscar, But yeah, Oscar unfortunately
was on the wrong tip at the right time, wrong
time as well. Lando kept it on the road, Oscar
backed it into the grass. He did keep it going though,
which was phenomenal. So the roar of the crowd when
he actually just got it back on and for him
to salvage two points, there is a move on. I

(10:24):
think it's turned nine and ten. If you want to
go back and watch it overtaking Lewis Hamilton.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
I won't actually any sport. I've got to go and
worry about turn nine.

Speaker 6 (10:33):
Fast forward three hours an hour?

Speaker 1 (10:37):
What is that little progress bar? Even during a footy
game is two hours? That eighteen hours of racing to
get through to find what turn nine?

Speaker 8 (10:45):
No, they're doing one hundred and sixty k is an hour.
Very small corner around Lewis Hamilton, world champion on the
last lap to get two points is phenomenal, but he'll
be very disappointed he didn't.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
So for race fans, this was an epic openings season.

Speaker 7 (10:59):
In chaos and we love it.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Yeah, and then tell me this. I saw this really
beautiful clip of Lewis Hamilton's dad, who's been by Lewis
a side since he was like five years old, hugging
some young rookie. What had happened? Again?

Speaker 8 (11:11):
No, this is before the race, it even well started.
So they're doing the formation lap and Isaac, what's the
formation lap?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Is that whether all cars are stacked up in like
a pyramid.

Speaker 8 (11:21):
No, you're all we're all grid. Well, everyone's up on
the grid and they go around just to get the
tires warm, so there's not absolute chaos in the first sports.

Speaker 6 (11:33):
On the first lap they had to come in and
change their tires, so they have to formate again.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
They've got warm the tires.

Speaker 8 (11:38):
Now that happens sometimes, Yeah, you have to come in
and do it. Just change tires and start again, or
it's all this is why the.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
D's lost yesterday. Just change your boots. The way has changed.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
They have a tire warmer in the pits warmers.

Speaker 8 (11:51):
But yeah, Isaac had lost it before the race and
even started. And as it takes so much money and
luck and seals just to get into the race, into
Formula one, so from Formula three to two to one
first race didn't even get to start.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Oh no, and so he was That's why Lewis Hamilton's
dads giving him. I'm still none the wiser about the sport.
All I know is tied.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
We call this first hour of the show the Hero's
hour because if you're up and about now, you are
a hero. You're the secret workers of Melbourne. And every
few shows we opened at the phone lines where a
certain trade or profession can get their song played. Last
week it was nurses we were chatting to right now,
bakers and barristas. Now, the team gave Jack and I

(12:42):
list of like possible trades to help us sort of
come up with an idea of who you'd call in
Warmant TV news anchors. I mean, how many do you
think are driving in right now? Thentry hitch. I mean
he's not on toil tonight.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
He's going to be to Lesia and town now.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, I mean you lucky you can get what one
call from a TV news ankle. So bakers and barristas,
you're going to favor a local barista, Patsy.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Ah, yeah, we do.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Actually, Sons of Manner isn't bad. And there's a great
one in Wotton Street and they've just changed their name,
but they used to be barrista, a barrister or barrista.
She used to be a barrister overseas and she's come
out and opened a cafe.

Speaker 6 (13:26):
The name of the cafe aarristera.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
To barrista and they make beautiful coffee.

Speaker 1 (13:31):
It's a great Yes, I like that, And are you
still getting your Macca's coffee on the way because Patsy
has to leave home at like midnight to come in.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
No, I just I'm settling for the coffee bag when
I hit ground in here.

Speaker 6 (13:44):
You know, it's just not the same one of my
friends when Maca is first brought in coffee, maybe what
fifteen twenty years ago, my friend was one of the
people employed as a proper barrista to come in and
teach Macca's staff.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
Who didn't make great coffee. All right, lines her up
and now them for bakers, baristas and those TV news
anchors as well, that are all more ordering around right now.
So bakers and baristas call us up, you've got five
minutes to us. What song you'd love us to play
for you?

Speaker 2 (14:10):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Perhaps have you heard about this? So over the weekend
I was getting a coffee and they had the TV
on and there was someone very upset in Brisbane only
about the fact they're going to have to give the
twenty is it twenty thirty two Olympics. They're in Brisbane.
You know, we've had a lot of headlines how they're
struggling to cope with the billions dollars you have to
put into to provide all the facilities for all the

(14:35):
athletes in the world to come to your city. So
they've now had to reach out to Melbourne to say
can you do the tennis part? So have you heard
about this Patsy? It's incredible? Well yeah, And so what
it means is the Olympics is on in July, so
the tennis will be happening here in July, which is
very different to when the opener is here in January
during the peak of the summer. July is cold. It's

(14:58):
winter here, so were they all the players playing like
ugg Boots and tracky Docs are going to be like
a bit mittens and they can scarfs. They're going to
be freezy.

Speaker 6 (15:07):
They'll just close the roof though maybe that's why they
chose it, because we can close the Yeah, where the
proof it?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah? Nicole, good morning, good morning? All right? So you
a baker or barista? Nicole? Which one?

Speaker 9 (15:19):
I am both baker and.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Brewst Oh my word, double threats in the.

Speaker 9 (15:25):
High bakers hours.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah, and where do you work? Give yourself a plug?

Speaker 10 (15:30):
All right?

Speaker 9 (15:30):
So Trady calf kill you up, Trady caf right?

Speaker 1 (15:35):
And when do you open? You open? Now?

Speaker 9 (15:37):
We open at five am, Haby, and I here about
four am, so we're up at three am, and hell yeah,
cooking pies and breakfast and Brecky wraps, Brecky rolls whatever, anybody,
no one else.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
I'm just staring to get really hungry and our thought
nice freshly made pies and warm food right now in
a coffee.

Speaker 9 (15:57):
Yeah, heavy rolls, you name it.

Speaker 1 (15:59):
So you're what do you? So? You've already been going
for almost two hours this morning? On you?

Speaker 9 (16:06):
You got customers we speak.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Took me a week in a pie right now, I am.

Speaker 9 (16:11):
We've got customers that come in around four thirty five.
But that's all right, They're just regulars. That's all good.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Wow, all right, Nicole, what can we play for you
at the Trading countfe you and your husband?

Speaker 9 (16:22):
Well, we listen to you guys, day in, day out.
My favorite song at the moment is pressure, not that
we're under pressure, but it just gets us going and
we love it.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Christian Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
So how are you feeling your team Bombers back Friday night?
You didn't quite get the win, but you played well.
You optimistic about this year?

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Now.

Speaker 6 (16:42):
I didn't love it, but I'm not throwing the whole
year out like Collingwood Frans last week and then Carlton
fans on Friday. I think there's something in there. I
got to say AFL fans, Now, for any team, there's
no room for error on the comments section on FAP,
We'll got Instagram or wherever you read your footy news.

(17:03):
People come for you if you don't win. Essentially one hundred.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Business is and has been sadly for the last twenty years.
In the EPL, coaches are literally fired sometimes after a
run of three or four losses. It's insane. And these
coaches are given multimillion dollar contracts where they're like Marinho
got fired. They had to pay them out twenty five million.
I mean, where you getting fired? They go, get out
and here's twenty five million. You go, this is the

(17:28):
best day ever this crappy club I'm getting fired from.
It's not my fault. I'm not playing by the way.
The coach gets all the griff. You know, we're entitled.

Speaker 6 (17:36):
Now not sustainable to do every three to four weeks.
It's twenty five million dollar contract out. So I felt
sad that all the Essendon fans came looking for blood.
Ter you paid well. We played like we lost in
the first quarter. They kicked six six goals.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
You're paying the inform team at the moment. The Hawks.

Speaker 6 (17:52):
We actually outscored them from quarter time to the end
of the game, so I didn't think it was a
complete loss. But apparently every other Essendon fan wants everybody
who's ever worked from ever associated with fire.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
So my team, the D's, were back yesterday and we
didn't quite get the win, but it was amazing because
the big story really was Petraga. It's great to see
and everyone was happy. You could tell the commentators were
happy that he was playing well and he got two goals.
And there was one bit where Jonathan Brown, who is
a very kind of arkansasal manny man, isn't he at
one point the Petrarga did that flex thing, you know,

(18:25):
and all his muscles they were all wet because of
the rain, and he looked he looked like a racehorse
and Jonathan Brown, Jonathan Brown just went look at him,
veins bulging, just got a goal. We're not going to
go to the vision of the goal. And he was
and he looked like a thoroughbin horsey, you know, all
the veins and the flanks, all the muscle and everything.

(18:47):
You look beautiful. But anyway, yesterday it was the Jim
Steins Round four celebrating an amazing man, an amazing story.
And so the team ahead of twenty four hours before
Saint Patrick's Day had their special chum brom with the
Shamrock and they had green socks. And then whenever they
got a gold there was some strange music that was played, the.

Speaker 7 (19:08):
Track good Dog You're by question.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
This, Well, that's a raw beyond the numbers. To im
they read to say it was here you said it
was a small crowd. It's a huge raw for their
favorite son. That was fantastic. How he read back up
as a midfield been from now Jack came this morning
and one Jack said he thought it was because these
fans a posh. They now have a live sort of friddler.

Speaker 6 (19:33):
You know, before I linked it to something in some
Irish traditional music. I thought they were leaning into the
fact that everyone teases them for being partially an orchestra.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, yeah, we'll giving twenty twenty five. We're going to
own it. They got an orchestra pitch that fires up
every time they get a goal.

Speaker 6 (19:51):
I thought it was a piece of classical music called
packer Bell's Cannon that they were playing.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Wow, so Jack thought it was this.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
Time Christian Petrarca marvels.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
He's an opening game of the season of the mcg
absolutely brilliant play.

Speaker 6 (20:07):
Look at the muscles, look at the veins.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
I believe right that it's a classical piece of music.
It's a hymn Lord of the Dance.

Speaker 6 (20:19):
An Irish hymn.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
No, it's just a hymn, but with an Irish kind
of arrangement to it. Now, Law of the Dance obviously
was the big show that my Michael Flatley did, But
I believe it's a him. Are you perhaps he did
you go to a Catholic schoo or anything like that. No,
I did not, So you guys won't know the famous
hymn Lord of the Dance r I bet you know.
Do you know Law of the Dance Dance Dance wherever
he may be.

Speaker 7 (20:40):
No, it's an Anglican school.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
So sorry, I'll get fast track to Heaven a new way.
You don't have to cue as does. Catholics come on through.
Velvet wrote for me. I think it's this.

Speaker 11 (20:58):
You don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Hear this version of it as well. See this is it,
this is it?

Speaker 7 (21:06):
I know my hems.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
This is faster than what they were slower yesterday because
you're in Australia, you know, but there's heathens there, slow downs.
By the way, packed house yesterday wasn't at the g
when the game started and went to the that's not
the game is today? Where the hell is.

Speaker 6 (21:25):
Everybody doors locked?

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I think they would let the Grand Prix they were
so I think there are another posh sport. There's poshare.
Actually they're all down the road.

Speaker 6 (21:36):
At the Grand Ville were when they did a close
up of the stands, you could see them tucked under.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
It took them like about an hour and a half
to find a small section they could do that. The
Honing we looked like they're packed. But when they did
the big empty megado. So I think the music that
was being played when the d scored yesterday.

Speaker 7 (22:00):
Good Dave, you're back, Christian.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Kill the Fidlers. That's a raw beyond the numbers, do
I'm yeah, beyond the numbers, a row beyond the numbers.

Speaker 7 (22:09):
It's a huge role for their favorite son.

Speaker 6 (22:12):
I don't dance dance, Michael Flatley.

Speaker 7 (22:16):
It totally, it is absolutely it is, isn't it, Patsy? Yeah,
this is it?

Speaker 6 (22:21):
Yeah, it's just fast, Yeah, this is like a month
and and Sun's version.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Christian Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Christian, maybe you've accidentally stumbled into a new feature misheard
him lyrics sure Fire radio here, Rick, I'll lock it in.
It's a great one. Christian. I'm one hundred percent short.
I think it is Lord of the Dance, Saint Patrick's
day to day to day as well, Trobezo Susan. It's
not an Irish him, it's it's a Catholic him. I'm
pretty sure Lord of the Dance.

Speaker 6 (22:48):
Do we just think that it's Irish in Australia because
Flatley Dance I believe.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
I believe probably some young junior they're working for the club.
Because even when I came in, I said to you,
Lucky on the show, I said, I think lawd of
the Dance. He goes sat the one flatly wrote. I went,
he didn't write the songs he danced. Oh yeah, that
one man hit machine and dance. I sing and dance

(23:13):
the songs. So what we're talking about. Just tuned in
yesterday at the MCG the D's are playing against the
Giants and whenever the d scored for the opening round
for them, as they were celebrating the mark in the
life of an extraordinary man, Jim Steins. So they had
the green socks on for Patrick's Day today, and I
think that they were playing this music. Well, that's a
raw beyond the numbers to I. It was here you

(23:35):
said it was a small crowd. Is it him called
Law of the Dance? Which is this? It's heard him
lyrics Jody, good morning, Good morning Christian. Okay, Now I
never thought i'd ask this on the radio. Is it
Lord of the Doance? Neither?

Speaker 12 (23:56):
It's the only time I've got through.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
This man him. Now, Jody, what do you think it is?
What are you hearing?

Speaker 12 (24:05):
It's one hundred percent Lord of the Dance?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
How do you know that? I know that him? I
was made to sing it a lot at my Catholic
primary school. How do you know it?

Speaker 12 (24:14):
Well? I can remember it from primary school as well,
so we must be the same vintage. But my daughter
plays it on the violin.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
And was she there yesterday and the g.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
She could have been?

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Can you ask her? Go wake her up? Were you
playing yesterday? For cash? You can get the g to
a crowd of about twenty seventies fans, So you reckon,
You're you're hearing then Lord of the Dance as well.

Speaker 12 (24:45):
Yeah, one hundred percent. And when she was in primary school,
their school practiced it a lot, and they went to
join another school for choir Christmas he Sai and they
sung it and the other school kept saying, why are
you singing this? It's not a Christmas song?

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Right? Okay, Jody, thank you very much.

Speaker 7 (25:09):
She cool, no worries, have a good day and you.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Let's go to Adam. Oh, good morning, guys, Adam. What
are you hearing? Is it Lord of the Dance?

Speaker 10 (25:21):
So I was not at the game, but I was
watching it live and he is one hundred percent.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
Lord of the any of us were at the game,
yellow raincoat in the middle of the stands.

Speaker 10 (25:33):
I'm not even I'm not even a Melbourne or Giant supporter,
but I'm a football fanatic and I was listening to it.
And I went to Scotts College in Melbourne and which
is a Presbyterian school, and we sang that him regularly.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yeah beautiful, It's it beautiful for him, isn't it.

Speaker 11 (25:46):
I'm happy to blast you out of verse or two
if you want.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
Yeah, okay, you started, I'll join.

Speaker 11 (25:54):
You dancing wherever you may.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Be.

Speaker 11 (25:57):
I am the Lord of the DANCERID here and I'll
lead you wherever you may be, and I'll lead you
all in the Danceriti La La La La La la
la Hi dance for the Sky and the phari.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
I was wondering if you're going to get the Pharisees.

Speaker 11 (26:11):
Yes, I remember James and John. They dance with me
and the dance went on, etc.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
We'll send your monk, We'll send your moke.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Modern Christian. I didn't think I turned the show on
today he goes talking about the hymn the Lord of
the Dance. I went to a Methodist turned Uniting church school.
You're right, it definitely is Lord of the Dance. My
mum didn't used to like that him. She thought was
too jazzy. It is quite it's a joyous one. Most
hymns are bleak dystopians or visions of you burning in

(26:43):
hell for this life for the next one if you
do anything deemed wrong.

Speaker 6 (26:47):
It was a real let your hair down moment. I'm meatin,
I'm church. When they got to Lord of the Dance.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Now, I am shocked. I did not know about this
that you can there are stormmaking saints.

Speaker 6 (26:59):
Yes, because Francis, who's recovering from his double nomo, want
to come back. One of the things he wanted to
do if he was going to it looks like he's
getting better. But when he thought he wouldn't make it,
was he wanted to rush some saints through. I mean
they keep making it.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
Was it like when when Biden was like in his
last day there was just partnering his old family and
that shady son of his he rush through, rush them through. Oh,
that chef I've had Rais has been amazing. Saint Saint Gary,
Saint of like Blingenburgers. There's the barristow who's been making
my morning coffee.

Speaker 6 (27:31):
Sent Keith Well, Australia made a saint. I want to say,
in the last fifteen twenty years.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
So do you need to be dead to be to
become a saint? Yes?

Speaker 3 (27:42):
I think you do, don't you.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
I think you can only apply a couple of years
after your death.

Speaker 13 (27:46):
Yeah, obviously someone on your behalf five years after you
or did it paperwork.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
And then you die?

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Is it five?

Speaker 12 (27:53):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (27:53):
Five years after your death they start the canonization process.
If you're picked, and once you.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Go to the Post Office and get the cannonization form.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
I don't know how to.

Speaker 7 (28:02):
Actually do it, but they like the Pope.

Speaker 6 (28:03):
The Pope has to he rubber stans it definitely has.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
He got enough going on, like some sort of blessing
the sick of the world without doing admin of all
these flipping saint requests I'm getting every day.

Speaker 6 (28:14):
I remember with Mary McKillop, who's the Australian saint, and
I think she's the only one we had to prove
to the Pope at the time, Benedict that she had
done at least two miracles.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
That's why one miracle have that sainthood? Two How do
you prove them? Why?

Speaker 6 (28:32):
I don't know. That's why it's such a long proce.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Hey, listen, we've got some photos and it was sort
of fire up the pampoint presentation now Benedict by the way,
and second side here miracle. Look at this, she's walking
on water on the rah right. It's incredible she would
do water to wy What miracles? What miracles had she do?

Speaker 6 (28:49):
Do you remember? Personally?

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Don't, But apparently we've got a second saint, Eileen O'Connor.
So the women are leading the plane.

Speaker 6 (28:56):
Oh, we do have a second saint apparently, or she
or she gets she's doing the it's.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
In the process.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Has long been considered a saint in waiting, but she's
now taken a few official steps down the path.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Surely it can't be the miracle thing. I surely it's
just probably someone who did a good life of service.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Yeah, no, no, no, but it's got to be exceptional.

Speaker 6 (29:15):
But sat I think saint is what do you mean
curing people of stuff?

Speaker 11 (29:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (29:18):
How do you cure someone?

Speaker 6 (29:19):
I thought Mary McKillop was like, oh, she cured somebody's
cancer something like that, And that was one of the
miracles that we had on.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
The two producers behind you start pointing at you like
he's correct, Yes, that's correct. What do you guys know?

Speaker 5 (29:32):
So she was required to do two miracles which involved
scientifically inexplicitly recovering two Australian women from critical illnesses, including
one from lukemi and another one from inoperable lung cancer,
curing it.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Curing it what with the power of prayer or touch
or hands.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
I don't know, I assume so, but yeah, she that
were those were the two miracles that she performed and
that gave her sainthood.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Wow, what a sort How many were how many are there?

Speaker 7 (30:00):
There's over ten thousand. Wow, So a lot of miracles
going on.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
So there are still saints being canonized in the modern times.

Speaker 7 (30:08):
Ye now are you saints?

Speaker 6 (30:10):
How many saints a year? Do you reckon they're doing?

Speaker 1 (30:13):
I don't know. Find out you're in the newspleece make.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
It pro Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
HUT to a friend of mine over the weekend about
buying stuff online, showing, oh my god, I can't believe
I did something. We're talking about how easy it is
now to get stuff very cheaply on Facebook marketplace. Yep,
you know eBay's great Facebook marketplace, all those local bargains
and stuff like this. And she was talking about how
they need to buy an extra bed for one of
her kids, and she could not believe it right that

(30:42):
she brought this twenty dollars double bed.

Speaker 6 (30:45):
Okay, red flag of my may.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Her husband goes, that doesn't add up. She's going turning
in ol Justin's twenty dollars. I've just bought it. It's
and he goes, well, where is it?

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Do?

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Why need to go and get it? Goos it's in Adelaide.
So I've just asked her how much she wants ackaging
and that he went, that's going to cost like one hundreds,
goes it's still be cheap in the buying a brand
new bed because we've only paid twenty dollars for the bed.
So she asked, this person, can you let us know
how much for the packaging and postage. She comes back
and goes, yeah, four dollars, ninety four dollars ninety something.

(31:18):
It was a double it was a double bed for
a flipping doll's house. And she just hadn't She just
obviously had whiteline fever with the twenty dollar bed thinking
and she's quite tight. She's like, oh my god, take
my money and for me, because only when the books
and goes, yeah, let's just call it five dollars to

(31:40):
send this big double bed all the way from Adelaide
to Melbourne, where it's like some offers a two that
just doesn't make any sense whatsoever. I don't know if
any others of you have rushed into buying something online
without really reading the whole thing. The Christian O'Connell Show podcast,
Jackie Boy, how was your weekend?

Speaker 6 (32:00):
We went to my sister's thirtieth birthday yesterday and my
mom dug back into the Women's Weekly Cake Book from
when we were encreg that.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
I remember we did this on the show a couple
of years ago. I think it was during lockdown, and
we each did a cake from that.

Speaker 6 (32:16):
Yes, I was the dumb truck.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Trying to do the rocket over. It was during lockdown
Gary me and didn't he judge it? And then we
had to send it round to his house, right because
it was the dark days of COVID, we had to
send it round for him to then pass judgment over
the phone safety COVID rules.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
We had those big plastic like IIC tubs, and you
were worried that yours wasn't structurally sound enough the.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
Trip it wasn't. No, And Patsy, you did a suspiciously
very good one.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
No, not no suspicion whatsoever, just because you two suck it.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Patsy did an amazing one. It was a train, a
train out of the winner, but it was suspiciously good.
It wasn't honest good. No.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
I filmed the making of.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
To prove I think fake that because I've not seen
any evidence of this kind of high level coloring virtue.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
So sipset bring a sequel to.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Okay, rematch, let's do it twenty five.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
It's to comply.

Speaker 6 (33:27):
Okay, fine, how did we choose them last time? Because
my mum for my sister's birthday did the Hickory Dickory clock,
which is that is basic, that is a clock.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
I looked at the photos and I thought that's a
hard cake to make.

Speaker 6 (33:38):
But it's just it's a normal shape case.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
You've got to do that. Itm with that clock and
mouse there.

Speaker 6 (33:44):
The mouse is just a he's the mouse was made
out of marshmallow.

Speaker 7 (33:47):
He's how did you do that?

Speaker 1 (33:49):
No?

Speaker 6 (33:49):
He came like that and then she puts on liquor. No, no, no,
that's hey. We got to do one of the ones
that like the train was so hot this.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
I looked at this and I was like, that's actually
high level cake making.

Speaker 6 (34:02):
Oh the clock is like, I'm pretty sure it's the
first one.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
That rocket ship broke me. I was going looking at
some photos a while ago for a daughter's birthday, and
I saw the video of it and stuff like that,
because it was already leaning over, like the leaning tower
of pizza, and then it just sort of like a
rocket ship going sideways. Remember was crying because I spent
hours trying to make this flipping rocket ship and I
didn't know what I was doing.

Speaker 6 (34:29):
Did we draw him out of a hut last time?
How we think we did?

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Yeah, and I suspiciously caught the hardest one and the
biggest one.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
What was suspicious about yours is how perfect it was.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Just now I get this. I remember last year my
wife and I went out for dinner on a Friday
night and the food gone to being over an hour right,
And I said there must be something going on. So
I called this way to him. I said, listen, we
don't know, mam, I thing what happens to pay for drinks?
We'll go somewhere. Feel was just really youngry. But it's
been an hour. I said, something's obviously happening tonight. What
does it go? I shouldn't say this, but the chef

(35:02):
got fired a couple of hours ago, and I went,
oh my god, what do you mean? He goes he
got caught eating a guesst birthday camera and I went, blood, Yeah,
one striking, he's out. No, it's the third time.

Speaker 13 (35:17):
It's carry carry once okay, twice, No, three times, get
out garry.

Speaker 6 (35:28):
And we're gonna notice when you bring it to the table.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
So I said, but you've taken off food order, So
who's making the food?

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Some of the stuff we found some of his recipes.
I went, I'll pay for the drinks. We're leaving.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Christian O'Connell Show one podcast.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Christian, I think the three of you should all make
the Dreaded Duck cake from Women's Weekly. I've got this
ring I wear at the moment rhyme to out my
stress and energy levels. And I've just seen alert my
phone saying my pulse throat has gone up. It's since
reading that, And I went to have a look online
to see the recipe instructions and I'm like, oh god, yeah,

(36:07):
it's bamboo sticks. No, Pats is so above my level, Pats.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
What are you cut?

Speaker 6 (36:11):
Everybody's saying it's the hardest one in the Women's Weekly
book is the duck.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
Let's do the duck.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Well, So Matt and quite a few are saying this,
all three of you should do the dreaded duck and
then see who does it the best. Alright's already stress.
The ring is telling me I'm stressed already. I haven't
started using bamboo sticks and carving up Kate to look
like a duck with what are the lips made out of?

Speaker 5 (36:34):
It?

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Are those potato chips? Oh my god, this looks so complicated.
All right, let's get into this week's mishurd lyrics. It's
just another mishardman Christian O'Connell's misshard lyrics. I'll be posting
up on absolutely.

Speaker 6 (36:52):
Not three outsourced dust the show.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
No, yeah, absolutely absolutely does the anyone know how deep
Fate works? How do I get into deep faith? All right?
Miss her lyrics every Monday on the show, and we
play about your miss her lyrics as we're playing the back.
If we don't agree with what you're hearing, sorry, if
we do agree, it's the stress levels we're telling you

(37:21):
about making this dark. Look what it's done to me.
If we agree with your misshard lyrics. If we don't agree.
And for the Hall of Famous couple Hall of Famous
last week, Ryan Monroe who thought he heard the ex
UN Secretary General's name, Kofi and Anne in the Strokes

(37:41):
Barely Legal Together again like Kofee and Anne Jordan Empire
state of Mind, Alicia Key seeing my face and lights
or my name on monkeys down on Broadways.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
Of facing lights on my name, A monkey's found down on.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
One of the best of the year so far, all right,
brand new ones first of all, Damian Muller Father Figure
by George Michael I will be your father figure, or
very different line, I will be your bottom feeder. It's there.

(38:21):
Tania has got this on Twisted Transistor by Corn? Tania,
what is going on in your life? When you're listening
to Corn? What's going on? A lot of them come
from this radio station, which I understand you listen to station,
but Corn anyway, Twisted Transistor by Corn to get some

(38:42):
call into my life? Or is it twisted twin sister? Yes?
Jerome has got this on Christian For many years, I
thought that's an almost fire by John par was written
for me original lines soldier on or is it so Jerome? Yeah?

(39:02):
One hundred percent so Jerome Christian. I only learned the
real name of the song after Jack suggested it for
Naked Our last week Out of Reach. Gabrielle is back
for a second week on the show. Out of Reach
or is Sir Gabrielle saying how to read? Really there

(39:29):
to read? Tony Well spotted Testless, Hall of Favor, Del
Brown's got edge, Sharon Dive. So don't call me baby, So.

Speaker 7 (39:40):
Don't call me baby.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Or is it s donko me baby, so don't call me.
That is incredible, no good, so don't come me. Wow,
We're another Hall of Famer Hall of Del Brown. Come
on in well as always, whenever you miss hear your lyrics,
email me Christian at christiano'connell dot com dot au and

(40:05):
thank you very much. All the people do that every
single day of the week.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
We have a WhatsApp group for the producers and we're
all doing it together. And producer Rio started saying that
he posted up there, I don't know when he had
a couple of drinks that he had some water tight
theory to do with the bombers. Right then, when I said, oh, right, okay,
look forward to hearing this on Monday show, the words, oh,
it's it's more in person, it's not, it's it's no.

(40:35):
Then we get an email last night he's upgraded it.
Oh mate, here and suddenly now it's like put me
on primetime in the eight hour.

Speaker 6 (40:43):
I have a theory.

Speaker 7 (40:44):
What started just as amusing on the WhatsApp over the
weekend has developed into what I'm calling now a grand
unified footy theory.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
Wow. Wow. And in the email, yes, we were talking
about you can for a new lens to see things.

Speaker 7 (41:02):
You, dear listener, will never watch football the same after
hearing this, So it is just.

Speaker 6 (41:09):
For Essendon fans or this is for anybody in the AFL.

Speaker 7 (41:11):
Great question. It started. I noticed it during the Essendon game.
I then applied the theory throughout other games throughout the.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Weekend, testing it over the weekend.

Speaker 7 (41:21):
Exactly, I've discovered what makes a team good and what
makes a team great. I was at the Essendon Hawks
game on Friday night and I noticed.

Speaker 6 (41:33):
We're kicking more goals than the Bombers, making them a
great team.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Yeah. It's amazing how you've cracked the card and yet
coaches who do this for a living haven't yet. But you,
a guy on the radio, has seen what they can't.

Speaker 7 (41:45):
Exactly. Well, they have hundreds of thousands of data points
that I've managed to condense into one simple element.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
You've done this way for over the weekend.

Speaker 7 (41:54):
Over the weekend, a couple of beers. Yeah, when I
was watching the game, I noticed obviously Hawthorne just a
cut above and I'm thinking, okay, what is the difference
between Hawthorne and Essendon? And then I didn't notice it.
I heard it. As you watch Essendon have possession of
the ball, you hear the crowd and it was the

(42:14):
same thing over and over again, like a metronome, the
same rhythm. Oh oh ah h good thing, good thing
ah not a good thing, Hawthorne. You listen to the crowd,
oh oh oh. What I noticed throughout the entire game
Essendon incapable of doing three good things in a row.

(42:39):
That is what makes the difference between a good and
a great team. And I told Q who was sitting
there in the first quarter, watch this. Essendon cannot do
three good things in a row. They can do two
good things and a bad thing and then they might
do a good thing again.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
But surely that's the problem. What not being able to
do three consistent good things?

Speaker 7 (42:57):
Exactly? That is the difference between a team and a
great team. It's not you can look at contested possessions
forward half blah blah blah. This that that No, all
you need to be looking at when you're watching footy
to know is your team good or not? Can they
do three good things in a row.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
I'm gonna I'm gonna give this a go this weekend
for the games.

Speaker 7 (43:19):
Exactly, just hold your judgment until this weekend and as
you're going through think are they doing three good things
in a row. If they are, I guarantee you they
will win the game. And it also I observed it
with Sekilda, I observed it with port Obviously, maybe it
changes with the different teams, but it comes down to
hang on.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
There's already a gap and floor in the theory. It
changes with different teams. I think it's not a unifying theory.

Speaker 7 (43:43):
If there's a huge that's what I have to wait
for this weekend to test, gotcha. But at the moment
all you have to do.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
So it's a pattern of three successful moves or.

Speaker 6 (43:52):
Place, yes, three good things at once.

Speaker 7 (43:54):
Exactly. It's why I call it the impossible triplet. For Essendon,
they couldn't do three good things in a row. This
is more football boils down to it is that.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
But surely a team there might be a go through
a phase of play where they do pull off three
things done well and then they don't.

Speaker 7 (44:12):
No, your team either can do three good things in
a row or they.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Can all right, that is like a water test.

Speaker 7 (44:17):
Now Esnton didn't do three good things in a row
the entire game.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
It's pretty dam But I'm actually looking forward to watching
the next game and all use this remind you on
Thursday night then ahead of the game of this is
the games as we can. So it's three things in
a row.

Speaker 7 (44:34):
Three players doing three good things. So it's like it's
not like a mark and a kick doesn't count as
two three different players doing three good things in a row.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
I love it, Okay, I'm going to give it a goal.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Christian O'Connell Show Go On podcast Christian producer Rio sounds
like my wife in the bedroom.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Two good things than the disappointment. Well we boy, the
umpires did it for Hawthorne. There are a lot of
one eyed sports fans back they this weekend. Yes, deep
conspiracy theories all right. Time for today's time waste to
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(45:12):
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(45:34):
for one night you will live like Patrina Jones. I
got an email from one of our listeners over the weekend.
He was like, wait is Patsy Patrina Jones. It came
in at like one am where it was like you
know when you like you go to seat, the turn
of lights and then you have those thoughts start. Hang

(45:54):
on a minute, it's moving all around. I'm just reading
the plays here all right. Today is Saint Patrick's Day.
Three killer Irish facts. The city of Limerick tried to
be Communist in nineteen nineteen, but gave up after just
two weeks. The world's this is incredible. The world's first

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aviation accident was an island, as long as the world's
first car accident. Both of these happened in the same town.
And there are no snakes in Ireland. The big myth
about Saint Patrick is that he rid island of snakes.
There was never a snake problem. There have never been
any snakes there.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
How did he do that? Was he like the pie party?

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Did you just hear what I just said? Said the factors.
There are no snakes there.

Speaker 6 (46:40):
What was the legend that he bombed them on the
head with.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
No, it's more, it's more, it's meant to represent the symbolism.
You two really sound like a lot of strangers. You
don't understand other countries them on there traveling all otherwise
you can do that to the snake's here, Get Sir

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Patrick over here, get a snake problem too many? You're
right all right, time waste to day. Then for the
best in show, we'll go off to see beetle Juice.
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four Leaf Cloverfield, Silver plass gym of that movie years ago?
Now School of Shamrock Gold. There's something about oh Mary

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silver lepre corn Air Gold. In Ireland, mums are often
called Mammy's.

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Okay, okay, that's good to know, Mammy Mia gold.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
My Irish will know. Yeah, thank you, jackie boy. What
have you got then, Irish.

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Yeah, that's good silver plus.

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Wow, Irish member of one Direction.

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Done Christian O'Connell's podcast.

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On to Patrick's Day. Our time wasted day is make
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I'm only just remembering. I wish I thought of it
moments ago, so we could have got the audio at
the time that Patsy was on that Irish radio show.

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Redemption Gold? Where are that is?

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River Dancers with Wolves Gold plus, Zach and Miry Maker

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be from Patsy top O Morning Gun Silver, No Snakes
on a plane, Gold on the ball on the headers
they're trying to get.

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Fiddle on the roof, Bronze, the Blanny Witch Project from
Dan Silver and instead of almost famous, almost shameless.

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Plus that's the winner.

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That's going to be the winner, Darren Gunning. You get
the VIP double pass to go and see Beatle do
some musical. That is very clear Darren Gunning, well done.
Instead of almost famous, almost shameless, that's gold.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
I've just realized on any show of ours, by the
time you look back on what we've talked about, sometimes
you can really be jumping tracks. Do you mean where
you're like I just when I said today we actually
spoke about saints.

Speaker 6 (50:20):
We did the Catholic half hour, We did you.

Speaker 1 (50:23):
Right, we had him Shazam. I'm still getting emails about
Lord of the Dance for him so to Then we
found out that their store who knew their stall canonizing
is that what is called a saint making dead people
into saints needs to be dead it for five years.

Speaker 6 (50:40):
Pope Francis has made over nine hundred saints. What do
you say were over eight hundred and fifty one one day?

Speaker 7 (50:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Yeah, like so it was like Oprah, you were in
a saint hood, you were you were said, how Oprah?
Oprah nine hundred in a day?

Speaker 7 (50:56):
He did eight hundred in a day. He's done nine
hundred overall.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Well, so we're saying tomorrow, what I like to do
on the show tomorrow is make some of you modern
day saints. Now, all I need from you is to
give me some example of a miracle you've performed. Now,
sadly not all of us that can go around just
curing people of serious ailments illnesses. However, tomorrow's show, like
I do every show, let's lower the bar for what's

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considered a miracle. I have actually performed a miracle that
actually my wife is in Aura of stall. I mended
an F seventy eight problem on my mealer dishwasher that
I think is a modern day miracle. I should be
sainted for such a thing.

Speaker 7 (51:38):
Show.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Yes, okay, So what modern day, real life miracle have
you performed? Email me today, Christian at christiano'connell dot com,
dot A, and then tomorrow you could be receiving your
saint

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