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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
My Lovely Lady bumpsol.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yes, Joel, hell obey, you're everywhere.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
You're like a pewee Dalmatian.

Speaker 5 (00:15):
The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one O four Pine three.

Speaker 6 (00:19):
Good morning, it's a very wet Monday morning. Five minutes
past sis. Good morning, chat ge, Hey guys, come on
in Pats morning. How was your weekend?

Speaker 7 (00:25):
Paths?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah good.

Speaker 8 (00:26):
We had reason to go to the shopping center yesterday.
Make no mistakes, it's.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Always half reasons.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Don't just go there.

Speaker 6 (00:34):
Keep telling people every day on the show, don't just
set up without any reason.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Turn up. They're like, well, the hell do we hear for?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Actually at our local shopping center. I think there's people
that just go there. There is Loyd arrest.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
You're right on a Sunday is the day for the
just to dwellers.

Speaker 6 (00:46):
So just like no urgency there, just stopping randomly in
the ale to look at.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
Their phones or something. Don't you want to get in
and get out a way? You had reason? What was
the reason?

Speaker 8 (00:56):
Yeah, well Christmas shopping, Make no mistake. It's in full flight,
like it's still November. End of November, but people have started.
They're trying to get in early. But the trouble with
our local shopping center. Half the parks are closed because
they were renovating. So parking is of the essence. So
Chris gets up yesterday the essence. Chris gets up and says,

(01:17):
that's it. We're going early or we can't go at all,
which makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
It does make.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Such a bad thing.

Speaker 6 (01:24):
Yeah, everything's binary black or white, going or not.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
There's no gray. That's right.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
If we're going. We get there at ten when it's.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Busy weekend to go.

Speaker 6 (01:33):
My daughter Workshire and Southron so she's got a job
there and she was working Friday, Saturday and Sunday and
you would think, like Christmas is today.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
It was, so you know, it's like another couple of weeks.
You don't have to do it all this weekend.

Speaker 8 (01:46):
Well, all the cyber sales and everything has kind of
boosted things along because there's extra discounts. So anyway, we
get there, get a park quite nicely up the top.
Always go up the top because no one wants to
park up top.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yes, the top walk.

Speaker 8 (01:59):
But when we came out w and did our stuff
came out a couple of hours later, cars because there
were no parks that parked up on the grassy, on
the grassy knoll, on the grassy areas surrounding the shopping center.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
What's so desperate to get in? Yeah, there was the
cars in fields and ovals. People couldn't play their games.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
But we've had a lot of rain.

Speaker 6 (02:20):
These cybersells also parts when people say cybersells, you sound
like nine hundred years of egg am here for because
of the cyber world?

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Myself? What does mean it's such.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
A shopping center to cyberes.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
They've come from the cyber world, that's what they call it.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
It's black Friday, and today is cyber Monday.

Speaker 8 (02:47):
That's what they call it. Yeah, yeah, Black Friday. And
then you have today, which is the last day of sales.
They call it. They call it cyber Monday.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Cyber Monday. Guys now celebrating cyber Monday.

Speaker 8 (02:58):
So not so old fashioned. But anyway, so when.

Speaker 6 (03:01):
We very relevant, it's not actually on fresh until I
sound futuristic, I am.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Who in the future.

Speaker 8 (03:09):
Anyway, when we came out, there was all these cars
off in the grass, which was very silly because being
country people, we know you don't park on grass when
it's been raining like that, and there was mud everywhere.
But this poor pea plater had I don't know how
he managed it, but was bogged, and I mean bogged.
His little he under gets was up to the top

(03:32):
of the wheel guards. So it was insane and I
thought we sort of we tried not to laugh at him,
but it was clear.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
That but if you had him seen.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
The ground to his Christmas shopping, if you hadn't seen
the ground, it looked like a quagmire.

Speaker 8 (03:56):
It was just you just would not have even like
entertained driving on it. And he's on his phone to
the RASV and Chris called it, Hey, mate, do you
need a hand? And he said, I actually don't.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
Know what to do.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Oh blessings.

Speaker 8 (04:10):
So he got out and helped him get out. But
have you ever tried to get a bogged car out?

Speaker 6 (04:15):
Yeah, it's it's really hard because people then start overrevving it,
don't they, And so the red tires get actually stuck in.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
But the secret is you actually push it.

Speaker 8 (04:25):
You do the opposite of what you think is right,
so you kind of push it further into the ditch.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
Every time I've heard about trying to get some like
a piece of word, to put it under one the
red ties, to give it traction, to get it this
moving a bit.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
But pushing it in. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (04:42):
So Chris has this theory where and it's worked every
time we've been bogged. You sort of you go back
to the force and then whacker in reverse.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Into the storm, back into the with the bog, with
the cybers.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Anyway, it worked. You rescued this poor not a damsel
in distress.

Speaker 9 (05:03):
What is he?

Speaker 2 (05:03):
If he's a bloke in distress?

Speaker 4 (05:05):
I think it is Pats.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
Jack, how was the Big game on Friday? Then taken
on the in laws at golf?

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Honestly one of my most enjoyable days out with my
in laws with Banker's parents.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
This is so good to hear. What a change where
I'm from.

Speaker 6 (05:29):
This time last week when it was like this thing
that I've got this thing this Friday. Taken on the
inns at golf. They're really good, Bianca used to be amazing.
I'm dreading it.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Christian. Honestly, I have to thank you for organizing the
hypnotist who I thought was going to be more of
a sports based hypnotist, who would, you know, get me
thinking about my swing and like how to play golf better.
But really he just gave he changed my relationship with
how I see my in laws, who sometimes can put
a lot of pressure on me, and I've felt in

(06:01):
the past like they're judging me. But now my new
mantra is I'm an amazing sun in law. Actually so
good though that line from Joel last week, I actually
had that in my head almost like an earworm. I'm
an amazing sudden law.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
Yeah, because then that's like an inner sense of goodness
and a flame that can't be put out by whether
or not you screw up around a golf Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
So it was less about actually playing golf and more
about I just enjoyed my day out with them. Nothing.
Things that used to irk me about their comments and
what I thought they would be doing, like making comments
about my swing and giving me instructions, all just bounced
off me.

Speaker 6 (06:37):
Because when you're learning golf, everyone who's been playing golf
a road long time has got about one thousand handy hints.
And imagine someone you didn't under walk and so so
do this, do that, so you wouldn't be able to
take a single step.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Yep, everybody. Everybody's got competing.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Opinion.

Speaker 10 (06:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
So on Thursday, after Thursday Show, we found this great hypnotist.
I'll give his detail out in a minute, because I
know a lot of you want to know more about this.
And we sent Jack along and he's obviously he transformed
your whole experience from when you were like a thing
of dreading. I'll have to get through to actually even now,
I can see this in your face. Anybody you actually
really enjoyed Friday afternoon and hanging with the in laws,

(07:17):
And not a single part of you said I didn't
play very well.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
No, I didn't, and I didn't. I came third and
the only person I beat was Banker's mum. And but
it wasn't about that for me, honestly, I loved.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
It out there. Awesome. So on Thursday session.

Speaker 9 (07:31):
And tell yourself, there is always something better to do
than worry about my parents. A law Think there is
always something better to do than worry about my parents.
A lot think that's right.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
I was Lis Sence last Saturday night and my mother
and I was around for dinner.

Speaker 9 (07:46):
And tell yourself there is always something better to worry about.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Think about stuff, Jerkie.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
There is always listening through headphones on.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Four K. You hear this.

Speaker 9 (08:00):
There are an amazing son in law.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
I love this.

Speaker 9 (08:02):
You have to amend this respect and integrity to your
parents in law.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
Now, while the hypnotist had you wonder that's what they
call you know in a translit state.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
You don't remember any of it or.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
That only the first time I remember hearing that is
when you guys played it out on Friday. But honestly,
I'm an amazing sun in law was going through my
head all weekend.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
You should have the rest of your life.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
And then he also did some work about your obviously
building on your strengths as as a radio performer as well,
and Rio played me these bits before the show.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
I haven't heard these.

Speaker 9 (08:34):
You're a highly successful, competent person, you know. I appreciate
that what you've been able to achieve, it's probably in
a top three percent or even one percent of the population.
You really are an amazing person.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
If I'm hearing that, I'm hoping. I'm hoping he's in, say.

Speaker 6 (08:57):
Three, and then realizes he's going to be a bit upset.
Great till one, but really, I mean three. Have you
heard connor chat, are pretty good, actually.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Three great, really good.

Speaker 6 (09:13):
If you're in the top three percent of the population
on the planet, I want to be in that top
three percent as well.

Speaker 9 (09:20):
You got a job with Christian for the past five
years on air with Christian in Melbourne's number one rated
breakfast FM show.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
Sounds like I was, don't you forget it, Jack? Oh yeah,
this can eat.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Shit Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 6 (09:46):
And we're in the off season. We're all missing footy.
Yesterday my wife came back from the shops. She said
to saw this amazing scene. I saw a Collingwood player
walking down the street and people were stopping like it
a modern messiah, and then chasing after him to chat
to him. And he was chatting to everybody and anyone
that wanted to come and say alone to him. I said, oh,

(10:07):
who was it? She goes up, I know, I saw
him playing in the Grand Final, very tall, very good looking,
dark hair, stratwork gott Scott Penderbury.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
I said, was it him? She goes yeah, Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (10:17):
I would have chased after him down the street just
to get a sniff of the greatness the essence of him.
Last week on the show, then we were trying to
provide a banquet of food at the table from your surname,
so it could be your surname or someone you've known,
maybe someone used to work with. We were amazed at

(10:37):
the number of people that actually have a surname that
is a food. Some of our favorite ones Jackie Boyd.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Bradley Bacon, Robert Sultana, Bert Pineapple, Jenice, jelly, honey, John Onions, Berry, Hamburger,
Loretta Buns, Barron Chicken, Leon, Red Apple, two Mates, Curry
and Rice, Stephen Curry, Patrick, Rice, Connie co Kerry Pickles,
and Lisamandarin.

Speaker 6 (11:02):
I'd forgotten Burt Pineapple will stay with me till the
day I die, I think. So today we're going to
see if we can move into the world of drinks.
Do you have a surname that is a drink, whether
it's tea, coffee, booze, a soft drink. We might get
a Pizze solo.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Christopher Capra Son.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
I don't know who knew that we knew a Burt Pineapple.
We did have a couple of drink ones that started
to come through last week.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Yes, we had Murray Waters, Yeah, and we had Marco cappuccino.

Speaker 6 (11:31):
Marco cappuccino couldn't sound any more Italian. All right, So
do you have a surname or know some of the
surname that is a drink?

Speaker 5 (11:38):
Well, Christian Connell's show podcast.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Christian Good Morning, stus in Buggam a weekend.

Speaker 6 (11:43):
I heard on What the Facts last week someone said
about putting metal in the microwave. By the way, this
listener who's just messaged me right now, great name, Sir
Andrew Hitchcock, what a name. The fact is true, but
it has to be submerged in water mechanic by trade
and do this testing thermostats for diagnostic purposes. I placed

(12:05):
the metal thermostat in a glass or cup of filled
with water and then heat the water to boiling point.
Thank you very much. It'll be awesome to hear my
name on the right radio. Well, look, major life goals
have been achieved. Now, Andrew Hitchcock, you can rest enjoy
your Christmas all right, So this morning, surnames that are drinks,

(12:27):
whether that's soft drinks, hot drinks, types of alcohol on
nine four one four one o four three.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
I saw you just looking through your phone contacts, Jack your.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Boy, would you accept Sam and Toby Marsh. You might
drink from a marsh if you were lost in the Come.

Speaker 6 (12:43):
On, no, no, no, I do know as Simon Carlton,
good solid beer that the Carlton. So Simon Carlton, we
can have PERATSI do you know anyone with a.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Drink so we used to work with a guy Berry.
Drink water.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Drink water is quite a common so isn't it. Let's
put down drink water then, along with Simon Khan and Marie.
Good morning, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 11 (13:12):
My surname is one of the greatest drengths of summer,
which is Coddy's cordial basically, so Henry Coddy is my
full name.

Speaker 6 (13:23):
Now you sound very well to do. Are you part
of the dynasty?

Speaker 4 (13:27):
The family I wish I was. This is a great start.
This is a good start. Drink water.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
I think you should trace back that family tree and
see if you're not in the Cotty's family somewhere.

Speaker 4 (13:45):
Actually is.

Speaker 9 (13:47):
I think I'll have to.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
I think when my uncle's onto that.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Really, I'm surprised you haven't done it by now.

Speaker 6 (13:56):
All right, and Marie, thank you very much, you cool,
thank you have a nice week Lydia, good morning, morning, Lydia.

Speaker 4 (14:04):
All right, so is it your surname. That's a type
of drink.

Speaker 11 (14:08):
I'm married into it.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
I've been married twenty seven years. My surname is sherry.

Speaker 6 (14:13):
Great, Okay, get the Christmas tipples out right, Nana. Nana
loves a little dry sweet sherry.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
Sherry.

Speaker 6 (14:19):
We've got the sherry, We've got Simon Carlton, we've got
the cordial.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
So it's Lydia Sherry.

Speaker 12 (14:25):
Yes, but it's it's start with an X because it's
a multi surname.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Yes, there's a Tristan sherry in the fl.

Speaker 12 (14:34):
Yes, that's my son.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
Oh we've had the dynasty of and now the sherry's
with an X.

Speaker 12 (14:43):
At last you I had a pronounce it on the right.
The broadcasters get us so roll.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Yeah, So we just say sherry like it the drink.

Speaker 13 (14:51):
Yes, that's how's pronounced because in Malta the X is pronounced.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
And what are they saying on the commentary?

Speaker 12 (14:57):
Yeah, very very Harry.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Everything that is shocking. And you must be very proud
of you, lad. I am. I am, I'm preud of
all my kids.

Speaker 13 (15:08):
Yes, I am very proud.

Speaker 4 (15:10):
Awesome, Lydia, thank you very much to give us a call.

Speaker 12 (15:13):
You're welcome, have a great day.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
Thank you and you Ros. Good morning, Good morning, Christian.
How are you. I'm good Ros. Do you have a
nice weekend?

Speaker 12 (15:21):
I had a wonderful weekend.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Thank you? Awesome man. Is your surname of drink time?

Speaker 12 (15:26):
No it isn't. But at one point in time, in
the late nineteen nineties, I worked with an Angela Musket,
a Vera Gin, and a Nadia Mozelle, and it was
almost as if the key selection criteria was you had
to have an alcoholic.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
That was the nineties. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (15:46):
Everyone, you either drinking it or you were it. There's
some good was there. So Angela Muscat and Vera Gin
really leapt out.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Those are great names.

Speaker 12 (15:55):
And Nadia Moselle.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Yeah, three ones for our our drink's trolley is a
building here. You've given us three ross. Thank you very
much having annoy.

Speaker 12 (16:03):
Your alcohol for the day.

Speaker 6 (16:04):
Yes, thanks, James, good on in James, How are you, Maanks,
good boy? I'm good James. Thanks to go on the show.
So what have you got to add to our drinks?

Speaker 4 (16:15):
Charlie okay?

Speaker 7 (16:17):
Show by last, Thanks poor Kelly.

Speaker 14 (16:19):
That there's the drink poro.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
No no, no, way.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast right now.

Speaker 6 (16:32):
We want to talk and speak to people who have
a problematic address, may be somewhere you live currently or
you've lived before, you've experienced trying to go and see
the hypnot therapist.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
He had a strange address.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Yeah, he says, it happens all the time. So I
don't know, why do you know when things in life
are just so stupid. Victoria Parade in Melbourne is crossed
over two suburbs, fitz Roy and Collingwood, But it's this
one street. People driving up and down the street, it's
this one street. The numbers get to go through fitz
Roy and then get to Collingwood and just start again.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
So it makes no sense.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
So Goel is at one hundred and sixty nine Victoria Parade,
but then five minutes down the road is another one
hundred and sixty nine Victoria.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
So they're literally duplicates.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Yes, So I'm standing outside a building that has nothing
in it. I'm looking through it's all plastered up and
I'm looking into an empty room, and I was like,
where has Rio sent me for this hypnotism? But I
told him he said, this happens all the time. You
got to put in one six nine Victoria Parade, Fitzroy,
because the numbers just start again.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
So there'd be two number two, there'll be three number
no two, number three.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Two number three's all the way up to worry.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
It must be like nightmare for both signs of the street.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
It must happen all the time.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
What an absolute pain.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
I remember the last house we lived in that obviously
we sold to move here five years ago. I lived
on a row called Deep Dean Drive and then it
went on to the next road for some stupid reason,
was called Deep Dean Road. So I was constantly getting
the post for a number nine. Deep Dean Road would
come to me. They would get mine one. My car
had been service and they kindly said, we'll dropping off

(18:03):
for you. So they send me text mes to go
and please rate and review our service. Hope you're happy
with your card.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
I where's my flipping car? I don't know. I'm ringing them.
They're going There was a young lady. He said he's
dropped there, and I gave him the address. Went yeah,
he definitely dropped off there. Four hours later.

Speaker 6 (18:17):
There's no son in my car. I get a DM
on social media going. We often get your post, we've
got your car, get a.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Load of this.

Speaker 6 (18:24):
The guy just shoved my keys through the letterbox of
a random house.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
I would never have known that they had my car.
Carl A Brighter.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
You're listening to the Questian Know Carl Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
Do you have a nightmare address?

Speaker 6 (18:37):
Might be somewhere you've lived for tim High Street and
high Street roads have always confused me.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Yeah, why do that? I mean there must be other words.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
You can just chove me together.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
There's so many words, oh no, thousands of different combinations
these days.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
So do you have a nightmare address?

Speaker 6 (18:54):
Or nine four one four one oh four three Michelle
Us Try telling people on the phone you live at
three tree Haven. They never understand. Yeah, three tree Haven
would be a nightmare. Marianna, I live at number one,
but it's not the end of the street.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
How number one?

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Where is it in the middle? Three course? The way down?

Speaker 6 (19:17):
Where is number one? Laura Christian I used to live
at twenty Forbes Street. People were just twenty four Street.
It set the two Ronnie sketch four candles. Jody, I
live in number forty five. We then have forty five
B one slash forty five C two slash forty five

(19:39):
C and forty five D, none of which are connected
to where I live my place. They are surrecta separated
by streets in between twenty years of wrong wel deliveries,
trades and even the police.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
That is incredible.

Speaker 6 (19:54):
Thank you Jody nine four one oh four three for
your nightmare addresses.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Carolyn.

Speaker 10 (20:00):
Yes, high Christian.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
This sounds like it's an ongoing issue. What has been
for you just from the years?

Speaker 10 (20:07):
Oh, it was so our address. There was twelve at
Beckett Street. People would invariably send things to twelve A
Beckett Street as in twelve A.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
Yeah, I thought you said there's no.

Speaker 10 (20:21):
Beckett Street in that suburb.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
It's all one word a Beckett Street.

Speaker 10 (20:27):
Beckett Like there was an artist I think called Thomas A.
Beckett I think it was. Yeah, So people would send
things to twelve A Beckett's Street. My parents still live there.

Speaker 12 (20:38):
They still have this.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Issue, they still have to deal with it day to day.

Speaker 10 (20:42):
Yes, yes, absolutely. Also where I currently live, I live
in at Carrington. There's another Carrington in the next suburb.
They get my mail and we get there.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
I mean, don't they.

Speaker 6 (20:53):
Have people that oversee this to stop this actually happening
because it's so common.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
How has it got to them?

Speaker 10 (21:00):
I don't know, I don't know. And another thing in
our suburb there used to be a raven's Clothes and
a Raven's Court. After some years of deliberation, they decided
they better change the name of one of them, and
they change it to Kingfisher.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
But I want to see them put their hand up
more and go, you know what, we got it wrong? Everybody.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
Yes, there needs to be like an.

Speaker 6 (21:24):
Appeals committee where monthly. Don't the various suburbs talk to
each other or do they all work in shrouded secrecy.
There must never swap notes.

Speaker 10 (21:32):
No, I think you're correct. They just they just name
it whatever they like and go, oh, that's a bit
of a problem. Now for all those people.

Speaker 6 (21:40):
Counting a loving chat, thank you very much to give
us a call. Take care, bye, Gary, Good morning.

Speaker 7 (21:47):
Good morning guys. I live in Greensboro and olive in
Sunshine Close. Two streets away. There is a street called
Sunshine Drive, and I'm sick and tired of playing.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Two streets away so close?

Speaker 7 (21:59):
Correct, well, I live in the close. Yeah, but also
only just last week I got a parcel I had
to play post for it and deliver it. And during
the COVID lockdown, there was a knock on the door.
Open up the door and there's a new body Castle
with the CCOO bankut for worth about three hundred bucks.

(22:21):
I bring up the Phoenix restaurant because I knew where
it actually came from. And they said, because I've COVID
and it's been delivered, you Morrows can keep it for nothing.
And I'm thinking, like, Merry Christmas, Happy day.

Speaker 6 (22:31):
Why a bonus for all the hussle you've had over
the years, It's great to get some payback for it.

Speaker 7 (22:36):
There's always a reward and a happy ending at the
end of the day.

Speaker 6 (22:40):
Christian O'Connell show podcast Christian, Good Morning, Marty here from Hamilton.
I live on lashing Core Street.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
Minutes away from me. I know what that is.

Speaker 6 (22:51):
I drove around that just yesterday. Christian lash in Coore Streets.
All I hear on the phone or speaks now anything
is Is that a court or is it a street?
It's lash and Court Street. Again, it's too confusing. Some
of these are amazing, Michelle. I live at the corner
of two courts.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
Forget it. I wouldn't buy that house.

Speaker 6 (23:12):
You just know that it's going to be Your day
to day existence is dealing with that. I live on
the corner of two courts. The entrance to one is
actually straight ahead, while my street curves.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
I live on the join. The house is in Street A,
my driveway is in Street B. No too much.

Speaker 6 (23:31):
Even with the number on the curb and the mailbox,
people still can't find me.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Ever, sue.

Speaker 6 (23:35):
Our street is impassable in the middle section, so I
always have to tell people to enter via a road
that intersects it and then turn right. If they start
at number one, the road ends part way. Also where
number thirty two in the house across the road is
twenty six.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
It's another hat of mine is when a road split up,
just give it to you whose different names Totally.

Speaker 6 (24:01):
I'd love to speak to people that work in the
departments that do this. Maybe there's something that we don't
understand about your job.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
To me, it seems yes, but maybe there's something we
don't Jennifer.

Speaker 6 (24:11):
The house next door to us is number forty four.
We are next door to them and number forty eight.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Again, what's happened to that house?

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Must count yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Down as Sincong.

Speaker 6 (24:23):
Yes, we constantly have to tell people with a last
house on the right, Kirsty, our address is not the
access to our house. You what do you mean you
have to come round the back. Every delivery driver struggles.
I've given up on food delivery services. Either eat out
or go and pick it up myself. This is great,

(24:45):
it's got a redg here. Come morning, Reg, Morning morning race,
So nightmare addresses?

Speaker 4 (24:51):
What have you got for us? Reg?

Speaker 14 (24:53):
I'm a manager in an emergency service and I once
received a letter asking me to support a name change
for somebody who lived in Oxley Oxley Flats. Throw at
Oxley Flats?

Speaker 4 (25:06):
Is this a limerick or some kind of strange haiku?

Speaker 2 (25:10):
But is that in country?

Speaker 8 (25:11):
Victoria thought, yeah, because a lot of those, you know
a lot of them. I know where that is. That's
just out of when Grada. A lot of country places
will have you know, it'll be school Lane or church
Lane because it's fairly basic. There's like maybe one house
down that street.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
But why do they need so many Oxley Oxley, Oxley Flights, Oxley.

Speaker 14 (25:31):
I was trying to explain this to your producer and
I said, so you're confused. Imagine calling triple O.

Speaker 6 (25:38):
Yeah, not just that you're in a highly stress situation
because if you call trip o somebody needs how well
you need help. We haven't got trying to break down
the address confusion the last thing you need.

Speaker 14 (25:50):
That's right. So if you're in Oxley or in your
Oxley Flats, so two separate locations, and you live in
Oxley Oxley Flats, throw Oxley Flats or Oxley Oxley Flats.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Sounds like send us the petition with love.

Speaker 6 (26:08):
When we're co signed all that, we get thousands of
our listeners to do the same as well.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Thank you.

Speaker 14 (26:13):
We did get the name change though, it's now Oxley
Planes Road.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Well done, victory.

Speaker 14 (26:20):
Before they called it flats, they called it a Roxley plane.
So there you go.

Speaker 6 (26:23):
Wow done and reg good on you and your team
what you do for everybody as well.

Speaker 4 (26:28):
Cheers and you Why don't Patsy while the way you
that place.

Speaker 8 (26:32):
I love Oxley, that's like a ten minute not even
five minute drive out.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Of I call it four on a good day.

Speaker 8 (26:38):
It was a beautiful part of the world and it
butts onto Millerwa where that beautiful Brown Brothers winery.

Speaker 6 (26:45):
And honestly, anyone who takes our directions from winery.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
He said, look at that.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
That takes me to I.

Speaker 8 (26:56):
Want my ashes scattered at Miller and a beautiful old
oak tree there.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Really, Oh yeah, that's a gorgeous part of the world.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
And then where we have some wine from there?

Speaker 4 (27:07):
Yeah, actually sour tasty.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
Just like Christian Connell's show podcast.

Speaker 6 (27:13):
At some point we go from being a kid and
writing Christmas lists and even letters to sound to right
to not doing that ever again and think it's all shame.
And I was talking about this Friday. How let me know,
email me over the weekend. What is the one thing
you'd love for Christmas? And Patsy and Jackie were sharing
what they want. Patsy, what is it you want?

Speaker 8 (27:33):
Yeah, I want one of those dice and robot vacuums,
the disc vacuums that scoot around the house and get
all the fair and stuff.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
Jackie boy, I wanted a golf range finder where you
use on the golf course to find how far away
the pin is.

Speaker 6 (27:47):
So what would you love for Christmas? What one thing
would you really like this year? Email me Christian at
Christian O'Connell dot com dot au and you can also
call me now nine four one four one four three.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
We had so many over the weekend. Some of the
ones that stand out. Christian, You're right, why has this
come from Jackie? Wise? Adults? Can we no longer write santalists?

Speaker 6 (28:14):
I agree we should have have fun too This year
I dream of an electric scooter like a segue at
the start this year, after three failed ankle reconstructions as
a running enthusiast for life, I was told I would
never ever and could never mustn't ever run again.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
It broke my heart. Thankfully I can walk, but I
missed the feeling of wind in my hair and moving
around quickly.

Speaker 6 (28:38):
I think this would be just as much fun to
have electric scooters a buzz around it. That's from Jackie,
Emma Greer, Christian. I'd love of each cabana for my
family to use over summer. Yeah, they's looking out right now,
use as a Brollie put the punk down here as
a shelter. And this was one of my favorite ones

(28:58):
from Lizzie Brown.

Speaker 4 (29:00):
Christian Old.

Speaker 6 (29:02):
I would love a six to eight seater rectangle wooden
outdoor setting. We have family visiting from w A for
Christmas and no outdoor setting yet. Our decking is dark
bracket Sea pick. I did check out the pic so
the metal settings like at Bunnings are too similar in color.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
You're right, you wouldn't be able sea where to sip?

Speaker 6 (29:26):
If you'd have Auntie sitting on grandmother's it'd be a
pile up, a pile up out there.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Like I order, you have limbs.

Speaker 6 (29:31):
Now you can't have that from the guests. Some wa
this is how you do in Victoria. Just why we're
looking for a wooding setting. But Christmas so expensive?

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Pretty?

Speaker 6 (29:41):
Please please pick me. I put up with the show
for an hour. Well, I don't know the phrase put
up this. I love this one from Carolyn Machete. This
anti Christian. I just want a clean house. I'd ask
him because I'm lazy. It just got two teenagers. They
weren't full time.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
I'm not going. I've been studying for the last three
nights a week.

Speaker 6 (30:03):
It will be just to be pamp and have the
dirty windows, gardens, dusty and junk. Thanks Sansa from the
Houssy version of the Griswolds. These are great, Kidnan coming
Christian Christian O'Connell dot com dot au Carl, you're.

Speaker 5 (30:18):
Listening to the Christian o'carl Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (30:21):
Good morning, Christian.

Speaker 6 (30:21):
All I want for Christmas is for my partner to
finally get down on one knee and.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
Pop the big M word.

Speaker 6 (30:29):
It's been a long sixteen months, ain't that's two years.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
I think it's time, Christian for me to be his wife.
We're not getting any younger. And listen, haircuts outdoor setting.
I'm not going to do that. But that even Sansor
can't make that happen. Okay, so I'm not sure about that.
Over the weekend there, Patsy, you know you've got a
new neighbor, now, are you? Yeah? Yeah? Coming out west?

Speaker 15 (31:05):
Oh, I'm barracking for where be now.

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Country? Tough?

Speaker 8 (31:13):
Well, you're not far from the tigers homeland. It's over
a bit.

Speaker 12 (31:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
So yeah, we moved out to How near were.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
You two, Patsy's cul de Sac?

Speaker 8 (31:21):
I would say five minute drive, nice and close.

Speaker 4 (31:25):
Oh my god, has been over yet?

Speaker 15 (31:29):
I imagine our life to be Kath and Kim out
the back having some wines on a Friday Astern.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Yes, absolutely so.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
How was the movie? It's stressful moving.

Speaker 15 (31:40):
It was all weekend. So in the lead up to
it we started packing as like the two weeks leading up,
and then we moved all of our boxes on Friday
night into the garage, which we were up till midnight.
Then we went to bed and we woke up at
six am for the first truck to arrive.

Speaker 4 (31:56):
This is so organized.

Speaker 15 (31:58):
We packed it fully, so my partner, her brother and
father helped us, and that took us two hours to
get it all in. And then we actually had the
big removalists come and they packed in all of our
bigger items.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
And then the hardest thing I found with moving right
is the unpacking. I don't know what it is. It's
that put it all together.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
What it is about it is because you have a
deadline for packing and getting out of the house. There's
no deadline on the other side. That's up to you.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
So I'm afraid I'm not great.

Speaker 6 (32:29):
I've readized now at the edge fifty without a deadline,
we've been outside. This job suits me. You've got to
be there at six Okay, take that, take that away
from me. I'm not good.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
If you don't give me that line, there won't be
any urgency.

Speaker 15 (32:40):
Well, at the other end, we just hadn't thought about it,
and we had so it took us all weekend. We
were still unpacking last.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
Night, exciting, happy there.

Speaker 15 (32:48):
We are smitten. It is the most beautiful home and
I'm just in love with it and me and my partner,
we just finally feel like we're in.

Speaker 3 (32:57):
Our This is your congratulation, Thank you.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
And so how did the move go? Because something's happened
when you do the big movie.

Speaker 15 (33:03):
So it went. Most of it went well, which was fantastic.
The only thing is is as we got to our
very last item, which was the washing machine, we went
to pull it out of the cupboard as in not made.
These two burly men that were moving our house went
to pull it out of the little area that it
was in the nork, and it was it couldn't be removed.

(33:26):
So there was no way, no Jimmy, no nothing where
they could actually get it out. And they believed truly
that the last person that put it in there was
a magician, because it's just no one don't think.

Speaker 6 (33:36):
It's one of Dumbledore's tricks, just to work his magic
in a utility room.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
Copield I got rid of the statue of Liberty and
now the immovable washing.

Speaker 6 (33:47):
Machine, so that they just fitted the kitchen around it.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
It started with that it.

Speaker 15 (33:52):
Looks like they have literally fitted we just left in there.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
So we've just left it.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
One.

Speaker 15 (33:59):
So we had to buy a new one last night
because of all the sales. We'll just get one now,
and so yes, we bought.

Speaker 6 (34:04):
One'ch a nice welcoming gift though for the people are
moving into your place.

Speaker 15 (34:08):
Yes, so the girl that's moving in fantastic, We just
said you can have it.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
So yep, no washing machine.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
We want to know what happened in the move.

Speaker 6 (34:17):
Years ago, when I was about twelve years of age,
my dad and I had to move. His mom and
dad are lovely Irish grandparents, right, and we just could
not get their bed out of the house in this
removal van that my dad had hired.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Right.

Speaker 6 (34:30):
My dad does not have a lot of patients, right,
and we'd only been trying about five seconds. The next time,
he's getting his sow and he saws their double bed
in half.

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Now, even with my tiny twelve year old brain, I'm thinking,
I don't think you can saw them and are you
gonna put this back together?

Speaker 6 (34:47):
We just get some wood wood underneath it and nail
it back together, which is what we did.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
But guess what the bed.

Speaker 6 (34:52):
Broke or two sleeping on it, and they were not
to I think because they were very devout casters, so
just merely their presence on it broke it. But I
remember we had to saw this bed in half just
to get it out the house. We had to do
this before bed to nightmare.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Just last year, we moved house and we're on the
moving day. The truck's there the bed. We looked at
it and we're like, let's just give it to the
next people. So we rang the real estate agent on
the day asked them, can you ask the new tenants
if they want a free bed? They said, yes, we
left it in there.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Christian.

Speaker 6 (35:31):
When I moved, we finished up, but I was returning
the moving truck back to the depot, the reverse camera
was obscured by raining bam match just scratching car behind me.
Cost me two thousand dollars to fix.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
What a nightmare.

Speaker 6 (35:45):
Right at the last bit of the day, returning that okay,
let's go to a Tracy here.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
Tracy, what happened to the move?

Speaker 11 (35:51):
My mom in law and I decided to do a
load of stuff while the guys loaded up the truck.
So we had it in the back of the car.
We picked up big their big ish screen TV, which
was fine.

Speaker 12 (36:04):
We could both carry it.

Speaker 11 (36:05):
She lost her footing. Oh no, the TV fell screen
side down on the road.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
Of course, bounced the buttered toast of Then.

Speaker 12 (36:16):
We picked it up.

Speaker 11 (36:17):
It had about a three centimeter ding in the screen,
so we took it inside, plugged it in. All worked fine.
We had it for a little while and then we
got sick of the ding, so we got rid of
it and bought a new one.

Speaker 6 (36:30):
The crack on your phone, isn't it's scarted to get
those screens were bout so easily, Tracy, thank you very much.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
She cold, I have a good day.

Speaker 12 (36:37):
That's okay.

Speaker 6 (36:37):
See how we go ahead, Larnie, Hi, Hello Lney, welcome
to show. So what happened in your move?

Speaker 11 (36:45):
We bought a house and when we looked at the house,
it had a pool table in it, which we assumed
would not be there when we moved in, but it was.
And it turns out that it had been there for
like twenty years or something, and for four different people
had bought instild the house with this pool table in
it because no one could be stuff moving it.

Speaker 6 (37:06):
No, those things are pulled and snooker tables are flipping
huge huge.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
I get the villein that just built it, but they
built the house around.

Speaker 11 (37:14):
I believe they must have. And then we just played
two games on it and made somebody sixty bucks to
move it. Gave it to my trumpet teacher and lieu
of trumpet lessons.

Speaker 6 (37:27):
That's funny, Larnie. Thank you very much, your story mate,
have a good week YouTube.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
Bye bye, Wendy. Come on in, Wendy. Good morning, Christian Morning, Wendy.
So what happened in your move?

Speaker 11 (37:38):
Well, the guys decided that they would move the Chester
draws over the first floor.

Speaker 13 (37:44):
Balcony to the ground and they dropped it.

Speaker 12 (37:47):
Nice.

Speaker 6 (37:47):
Why would I'm not a professional removal list, but why
would you do that?

Speaker 4 (37:52):
Yeah? Draws versus gravity? Who's going to weird?

Speaker 13 (37:55):
Correct?

Speaker 6 (37:56):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 12 (37:57):
And then as they were leaving, I make didn't seen
my car apparently, and scrapes right down the side of it.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
One useless man in a van. It.

Speaker 6 (38:14):
Yeah, great day, great day, Wendy, Thank you very much,
your story mate.

Speaker 11 (38:17):
Have a good day.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Jody. Hello, hello Jody. What happened in your move?

Speaker 13 (38:24):
So we had spent all weekend doing the final clean
of the house, which is obviously a massive job. We
had one bedroom that had a little patch up paint
job that we needed to do. It was like eleven
o'clock at night. We're all exhausted, ready to walk out
the door, and I realized that this little patch needed
to be painted over. So I've gone to the garage.

(38:45):
While everyone else is outside waiting, I've walked to the garage,
picked up the can of paint, which had been sitting there.

Speaker 10 (38:51):
For quite some time.

Speaker 13 (38:52):
So the bottom of the can had rusted. As I've
lifted it, not realizing it at the time, it's put
a hole in the bottom.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Of the tin.

Speaker 13 (39:01):
And I've walked all the way through the house onto
the carpet that had already been steam clean, put the
paint cand down. Done, my paint job. Turned around, absolutely
mortified at the puddle of paint on the freshly steam
clean carpet and the trail of paint through the house.
We were there for another two hours cleaning it up, and.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
You just don't have that nothing.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
We were the most time. You'll never be is at
the end of the movie, isn't it. There's no more.

Speaker 13 (39:32):
We were, And let's just say I was not anybody's
favorite person.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
God you poor thing chose is horrific. Yeah, that is
the word horrific. Listen.

Speaker 6 (39:43):
I'm going to it's a small, small recompense for it,
but this incredible story, Jody, I'm going to give you
the three hundred dollars chemist Warehouse voucher.

Speaker 4 (39:50):
Thank you so much last week. You need a big
about now, Jody, thank you very much.

Speaker 11 (40:05):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (40:05):
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Speaker 1 (40:13):
Every day you're listening to the Christian o'connells show podcast.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
Here they are your brand new Misshurd lyrics.

Speaker 6 (40:21):
It's just another miss Hurd Monday, Christian O'Connell's miss Heard Lyrics.
Every Monday we play back all your brand new miss
Hurd lyrics. If we agree with what we think you're mishearing,
you'll hear this for the ones that are nowhere do
we think they are? And for the great ones Hall

(40:42):
of Fame, Hall of Famers. Last week to Damian for
this one from shirt I found someone miss Hurd lyric
dry your Rice and Glenn Wes Better in Tennessee by
brand carm Michael chewing on my balls on a Saturday night,
g and.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
On the balls on Saturday.

Speaker 6 (41:04):
It's there, Okay, it's just there, all right, So brand
new ones. Let's go to Kate mcandrew's got this from
my Shakira whenever, whenever. That's the deal, my dear, Or
is it that's the delmar d Obviously someone is a
high NT fan.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Delmott.

Speaker 6 (41:30):
Yeah, I hear that what Kate Dan's got this? By
Timomatic Parachute. Baby, I don't need a parachute.

Speaker 5 (41:38):
Baby, I don't need a there?

Speaker 4 (41:41):
Or is it? Baby? I don't need a pair of shoes. Baby,
I don't need a there.

Speaker 6 (41:49):
It's such a labor line, isn't it. Baby, I don't
need a pair of shoes.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Baby, don't need a there? Ra Yeah, I'll give you
all favor.

Speaker 6 (41:58):
Daryl White's got this classic My split ends, my mistake.
Don't let them get the best of me? Or is
it someone who doesn't want to be looped up? Don't
let them get the vassaline?

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Really good one.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
That's incredible. Don't let them get the vassaline.

Speaker 6 (42:21):
I'm sorry about that has to come in Darryl White,
come on in. It's the first vasoline miss ever. Well done,
Daryl Colett O'Leary, that is one hundred percent. I'm guessing
a very Irish name, Kelet O'Leary, Christian, I think Prince
is singing to me in a little red corvette.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
Is he saying pay the rent? Collettes? I hear pay
the rent? I'm sorry, Patsy, you hearing it.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
I'm hearing it.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
I'm I'm hearing pay the rent? Collect?

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Yeah, I'm hearing it.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
Are you hearing collect?

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Give it to her?

Speaker 4 (43:07):
Okay? All right?

Speaker 6 (43:09):
Santa rich Eames has got this one from Dolly Parton
nine to five. You're in the same boat with a
lot of your friends as the original line.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
In the same boat with a lot of your brand
or is it your same bolt with a lot of
your friends, in the.

Speaker 15 (43:24):
Same boat with a lot of your brands, in the
same boat with a lot of your bread?

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Yeah? All right.

Speaker 6 (43:31):
As always, when you hear or miss hear the lyrics,
email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 6 (43:40):
What do you want for Christmas? And I'm not talking
to you kids? We know what you want in the
karmas school run now and talk about the old time
people drive you to school trying to get you up
on a Monday morning.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
Mom, dad, the great people in life us. What do
you want for Christmas? She never even think about it?
Do you? I asked some friends the other weekend. I
didn't know what now to have such nice settings as
a grown up?

Speaker 6 (44:07):
What would you love for Christmas? Email me Christian at
Christian O'Connell dot com. Do theyu blossy? If you have
been doing that over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
When you're a.

Speaker 6 (44:17):
Kid, the gifts you have, they're like a poor tool
to a different fantasy world, aren't they.

Speaker 14 (44:21):
Really?

Speaker 4 (44:22):
That's the joy of it.

Speaker 6 (44:23):
You disappear they're fantastical, and then suddenly you get to
a certain age it's actually practical. Like this lovely e
mail here, step just really wants a Akita eighteen volt
brushless blower. The way she's rayed about this thing, you
would think it was the first Xbox or something. Right,
so much so, I've got a little Robi leaf blower.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
I went and had a look online. I'm on Total
Total Tools. I'm looking at people who've actually taken time
to leave if you review it. Impressive units.

Speaker 6 (44:54):
That's how someone who use total tools would say, as well,
oppressive unit. I'm on acreage, But the new mac prot
don't ever hurt it as a makita. The new macket's
hands down, my go to blower power control range is
surprisingly much better. Holds delicate to medium blowing very well.
Then this guy here, Anthony.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
What are you using delicate blow.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
Blow out candles in your castle? The Way of the Future.
This guy really loves it. The Way of the Future.
Absolutely converted.

Speaker 6 (45:27):
People made bad battery powered guarden machines, but I'm super impressed.
Penty your power to blow debris of drive wires and paths.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
So like to use. But the best thing that takes
the cake. What a great phrase, best and takes the gate.

Speaker 6 (45:41):
No fumes? Whoever my house used to smell up petrol fumes,
but no more.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
I'm actually gonna go love this guy. Listen to this guy.

Speaker 6 (45:48):
Mastually, Gonna go and buy out, Gonna go and buy
a second one.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
To duwel wield that duel will to one in each.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Hand leaves don't stand a chance.

Speaker 6 (45:59):
Edward blow her hand and super light and a pleasure
to use I'm now thinking text my wife.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
Getting I'm going to upgrade from that roby.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
I want this brush your neighbors by duel wielding the blower.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
This thing by in the future.

Speaker 6 (46:15):
All right, So let's surprise somebody right now who has
simply a lovely email which just wants a simple thing
for herself.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Let's try. Let's let's get a hold of Donna. Now,
this is Donna, good morning. Is that Donner? It is?

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (46:36):
Is that Donna Chester?

Speaker 12 (46:38):
It certainly is?

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Christian yus. How are you, d c Where are you
right now? Are you at work? You at home? Where
are I'm at work?

Speaker 12 (46:44):
Yes, I'm in the school canteen and I'm canteen manager
at a high school.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
Donna, you know what.

Speaker 6 (46:48):
I read your email over the weekend, and you simply
want a color and cut And you know, I think
who can get in the way of giving you that.
If that's what you'd love before Christmas? We will shout
you that we'd love to treat you to that.

Speaker 12 (47:01):
Don Oh my god, that's wonderful.

Speaker 7 (47:03):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 6 (47:04):
You's got a family. Christmas is expensive, isn't it. You've
got to think about everybody else.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
And everything's expensive. The whole year, everything has gone up
and now it's Christmas time, so there's no time for
a hair cut, all money. So this is fantastic. Thank
you so much.

Speaker 6 (47:17):
Right now, I imagine that we're chatting to sort of
the hairs matted like Kirk Cobaine, the roots are exposed.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
It's a mess, split ends. We're talking here.

Speaker 6 (47:26):
Keratin needs to be added to the scalp and arragon
oil immediately.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Christian, yep, in my bathroom.

Speaker 6 (47:34):
It's like we live in a Tony and going like,
what the hell is aragon oil? Did the Egyptians use
this to in barn? What's arrogant oil? Hober Don't worry, Donna.
We're going to send over some arragon oil to you
right now in that school canteen.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
That's amazing. Thank you.

Speaker 6 (47:55):
Now you sound like you're do an amazing thing there,
Donna as well. Thank you very much for your lovely email.
And I hope next year is a lot more prosperous
and kinder for you as well.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
Thank you so much, Christian, and thanks to everybody. And
Merry Christmas, Thank you so much.

Speaker 6 (48:08):
Merry Christmas early, but you're right, it's never too early,
will you. Merry Christmas, Donner look forward to seeing those
new locks.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
Okay, thank you so much. Have a great Christmas.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
Well, Christian no Connall's show podcast, What.

Speaker 6 (48:21):
Would you like for Christmas? Joking the grown ups here
Email me Christian at Christian at Connell dot com dot au.
This week we're going to be calling some of you
live on air. There's no game, you don't need to
do anything else. We'll just give it to you. Sometimes
it's actually quite simple what people want, just for an
easier life. Christian just listening to you guys chatting about

(48:44):
what what do I like for Christmas? It's very simple, actually, Christians.
I sit here on a cup of tea. I don't
want to matching toaster and kettle. These old ones have
been around for ages and they don't match and it
bugs me every single morning.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
That's from Christine.

Speaker 6 (48:58):
You've just had another look online about this Makita that
we're about to give away, this eighteen volt brushless leaf blower.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
People loving it. In the review section, Catherine says grateful cleaning,
polling off your car, cleaning outside doormat, blowing grass off
a moa, dusting outdoor wicker furniture, or getting dust out
of your keyboard computer.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Bloody hell?

Speaker 6 (49:21):
Who needs an eighteen volt blower to clean you those
all keys? That is quite incredible. Now, Steph is the lady?
Email me over the weekend? This email Christian my husband.
I have six kids between us. Well, we let me
use it on your husband as you have a sex
to me or something. Uh we rent and it's a

(49:42):
nightmare trying to keep it all clean. Let's try Steph
right now and give her gift. What a great Christmas
present as a grown up? A Mekita eighteen vault brushless
blowercorn to Turtle Tools five star reviews.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
This is Steph? Now is it Jackie Boyer?

Speaker 3 (49:58):
I think I already called it.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Steph? Hi, Hello, there's Steph.

Speaker 6 (50:03):
So staff Steph, Yes, tell us about the Makita eighteen
volt brushless blower that you would love from Santa.

Speaker 11 (50:13):
I would really love it from Santra. I live on
a corner block and I have a three months old
at the moment, and she helps me to brush cut
sorry whipper sniffs the lawn and do all the mowing
and stuff. My negh, just find it hilarious.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
Did you take three months old or thirty?

Speaker 11 (50:34):
I have a three months old I have it. I'm
getting ready a fifteen year old and a fourteen year
old at the moment as well. But I do the
mowing and the whipper snippering, and yeah, I tried to
How are you do all that?

Speaker 4 (50:47):
How do you balancing all that with a three month old?
Strap to you?

Speaker 11 (50:51):
Front carrier?

Speaker 4 (50:53):
All right, front carrier, gotcha? Straightway? Do you do that?

Speaker 6 (50:55):
Front carrier? Probably sleep? Probably sleep with her on your
front carrier that wake up? No no time to mess
her out the cock.

Speaker 11 (51:02):
No, no, no time to cot. Yeah, put in the
phone carrier, door, the door, the mowing. I actually tried
to sweep with her the other day. She found it hilarious,
but she almost fell out.

Speaker 6 (51:18):
Okay, you really need this Makita eighteen brush blow. I
love the fact that your answer the question what would
you really love Christmas is simply a mequita blower.

Speaker 11 (51:30):
I would love a Makita flower for Christmas.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Step We're getting it for you.

Speaker 12 (51:38):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
Ah, your days of brushing are over step. Forget it.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
That's so twenty three.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
Thank you so much, my pleasure.

Speaker 6 (51:49):
Thank you very much your emails, Steph. I hope it
makes Christmas a bit less stressful.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
For you all. There sounds like you've got a lot
going on. And she got six kids.

Speaker 11 (51:57):
Between us, We have six kids, and I've got my
mother in law coming down to Christmas two months, two months,
two months from England.

Speaker 4 (52:06):
Oh my, that's a lot going on. How do you
get on with her?

Speaker 11 (52:10):
I've never met her before.

Speaker 12 (52:12):
Me be fun?

Speaker 4 (52:14):
You meet her her first time and then she's staying
for two months? Yes? Are you sure this is going
to be enough to get you through it? That lead though?
Is that to trown her ound.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Flower down the street?

Speaker 4 (52:29):
Back to England's kids? Having a mother in law staying
for two months?

Speaker 11 (52:38):
Yeah, it's going to be fun, yes, lively well two
cars to go everywhere?

Speaker 6 (52:44):
Yeah, all right, look after yourself, have a great Christmas.
You will have a fantastic time. And I want to
hear I want to get a phone call from you.

Speaker 4 (52:52):
Right.

Speaker 6 (52:52):
Let us know what this Mikita is like, because the
cord reviews it's a life.

Speaker 11 (52:56):
Changing thing I have I have seen that.

Speaker 12 (53:00):
I'm hoping. I'm hoping it is because my daughter.

Speaker 11 (53:02):
Does sound it very very funny me sweeping, but it.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
Is not safe.

Speaker 6 (53:05):
All right, Steph, good on you. We'll let you get
the other teenagers where you earn the three month old
as well.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
Have a great Christmas? You t thank you hate pleasure
all right? So could be you?

Speaker 6 (53:15):
According to my what do you want? Email me Christian
at Christian O'Connell dot com, Dodau The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

Speaker 4 (53:22):
Matthew, I've just got your email.

Speaker 6 (53:23):
I love it. Matthew's got four kids, is forty eight.
He just wants a drum kit, not for the kids,
for himself.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
I get it. You've got a lot going on there.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Are going to get that energy out somehow.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
Drum out that angst in you, my friend, drum for freedom, Matthew.
I love your email. Let's see what happens this week.

Speaker 6 (53:45):
Time for today's time wastuff up for grabs on the
time wasted Today. You can wear a brilliant streaming service
for free. Stan get Stan free free for the best
in show today on the time waste. So Jackie boy,
what are you enjoying at the moment?

Speaker 4 (53:59):
On Stan?

Speaker 3 (54:00):
Bianca and I have been watching Utopia this last couple
of weeks. It's such a funny show, very funny show.
And then standing's on our house all the time anyway,
because it's got so many episodes of the Wiggles. It's
the number one program in.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
Our house, Patsy, what are you enjoying? Apart from the Wiggles?

Speaker 8 (54:15):
We on Saturday Night? We're looking, you know, flicking through
what are we going to watch? And Paddington one and
two was always always.

Speaker 4 (54:21):
Addison two is genuinely in my top ten movies.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
I Love that You is so funny in it. We
love it there from Peru.

Speaker 6 (54:28):
Yeah, all right, so to doaw on the time Weston.
We're asking to put a band in a movie? Put
a band in a movie? Wambo, Oh Gold, Ten Things
I Hate About You Too? Silver, Fairest Bunis Day, Offspring Silver,
Saturday Night Beamer Gold and Top Guns N' Roses Silver.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
All right, Jackie boy, what have you got? Put a
band in a movie?

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Zz Toppenheimer, It's just good Gold, Lady and super Tramp Silver,
Shreker Khan.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
Oh Shreker Khan, shrek a Khan very good, Gold.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
And How to Lose a Guy, Sebastian ninten Days, Oh.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
God plus very good. All right, what have you got them?
Put a band in a movie?

Speaker 6 (55:13):
Best one, Get Stan free free Year, text them in
O Fall seven five three, one O four three.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
The Christian O'Connell show Podcast to.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Down the Time Wye.

Speaker 6 (55:22):
So we're asking to put a band in a movie
best and show you win stan Free free Year, Jackie
Boy really to Mark, let's do it, all right, a
band in a movie? Lay you Roy's got Culture fight
Club silver, displaying Starship star Ship Wars Bronze. That's so easy,

(55:49):
Georgie Boy, Elton john Wick, go wow, that's more like
Paul's got it.

Speaker 4 (55:55):
The good, the bad, and the ugly kid Joe Kid
Joe reference on a Monday.

Speaker 6 (56:02):
Well answer Gold, Edward Sister Hansen Gold. We On, Simon,
we brought the who gold that is from eleven year
old Jonah, very very good. One men stare at Goatier gold, Simon,

(56:25):
very good. Three men and some baby Animals Silver, you
me and a CDC silver and no Country for old.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Men at work gold.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
That's very good. All right, some very good ones there.
Who's winning stem free for a year.

Speaker 3 (56:40):
Let's give it to the eleven year old Jonah?

Speaker 6 (56:42):
Where we bought that who never too young to enjoy
free stand screening for a year.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
Well done, eleven year old Jonah.

Speaker 6 (56:48):
Christian Connells Show podcast today, we asked this one thing
from you, Just tell us what one thing.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Would you love for Christmas? Whatever it is?

Speaker 6 (56:58):
Made someone's staying earlier Donna by just calling up she
wants just wants.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
A haircut, and Color gave her that.

Speaker 6 (57:03):
And then also someoney just wanted the Mkita eighteen leaf
blower AMM to six kids, one of them a three
month old.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
She's got it.

Speaker 6 (57:11):
What would you love? Now when I'm saying what would
you like? And I'm seeing all manner of different things,
you know, someone we just want hair, headphones, someone just
wants a cleaner, and then someone else to play football
with Lionel MESSI listen, if you think of that kind
of power, I'm doing it myself popping over to Miami
staying with Becks.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:30):
Do they expect us to find vote him over or
do we fly him here? How do they want that
to work?

Speaker 4 (57:38):
Tell me Chie for the Stars, just sink it through.
What skin in that game is it?

Speaker 3 (57:46):
We've got haircut, leaf blow That's the type of area
that we can play the moment.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
We have arranged to have Paul Kelly come on the
show this week.

Speaker 6 (57:53):
Right, we're just trying to work out hot I could
persuade him to do a cump motion off number four.

Speaker 4 (58:01):
What do you think it's harder to pull off? Get
one of my listeners to pay.

Speaker 6 (58:06):
Or Paul Katy to be going this riding the show.
Shoot the Stars Kid, Shoot the Stars. So whatever you
love for Christmas, email me today Christian at Christian O'Connell
dot com dot au.

Speaker 4 (58:20):
We're back to my tic care.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.