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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
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Speaker 3 (00:10):
I won't do a Vinda Loom.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
That's too much. Why do you like some strump The
Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one O four Pine three.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
Hey, good morning, it's a Christian O'Connell's show. Good morning, Jack,
Morning Gay, Good morning, Patsy.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
So how are you feeling? You were hypnotized yesterday.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
I have my pressurized game of golf this afternoon against
my in laws and my wife.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
You're ready up for it?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Well, let me bring you the hypno therapy stuff later
in the day. But there is a chance that I
will actually play well this afternoon. Come on, and then
I have to because Saturday we're doing Thanksgiving with my
in laws and we're re finding neighbors friends. There's gonna
be twenty people around at our house and either the
stories the stories will be Jack was an awesome golfer.

(00:53):
You he really impressed. Just a month of lessons not
what we expected. Or it could be our sun really
disappointed us out there and let down the family name.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
The therapies worn off real quick. Patsy, what are you
up to?

Speaker 6 (01:09):
This weekend, got dinner actually tonight, and we've got babysitters
with friends. We've got babysitters organized, which is very rare
for us on a Friday night.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
What do you guys referredy go on a Friday night
or Saturday night?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Why do you leave today too? Times?

Speaker 6 (01:22):
I know, yes, I know, Normally Saturday I.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Beg people not to invite us out on Friday night.
It's just that it's partly broke.

Speaker 6 (01:28):
It, I know, but I'm trying going.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
We've been inviting around a friend's house tonight and I
can't sit am. I tell them it's not great on Friday,
and I know they're really excited about said, yeah, they'd
be really excited about Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
How about we all go for a walk Saturday morning instead?

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Lovely? All right, let's get into double thumbs up next.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
This is where we go around the team on a
Friday and tell you about the sounder the things we're
into this week.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Patsy, what are you giving double thumbs up to this week?
What do you like?

Speaker 6 (01:54):
I have discovered a new thing to fall to sleep too.
Normally I like the sound of rain and thunder storms,
rain on a tin roof. But Audrey got me into this.
Actually you've probably heard of it, Christian Autonomous Sensory Meridian.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Response, AM, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
I don't know anyone that has that very big, long
winded name of it.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
I've never actually understood what it's stood for before. But
this is an as MR where people go up to
the microphone and go like, horrible distressing noise their nails.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
Yes, and there's a great girl, Sassy Sounds, and she's
on YouTube and Audrey is addicted and she's got me
into it. So away from the rain, which I've been
listening to for years, have we got a bit of
it here? That's my neighbor waking me up from my
afternoon sleep yesterday.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Are you going to speak to that? Here's shut the
lip off midnight.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
He's retired, right, he's got he's retired, he's got all
day and he decides to do it when I have.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
No way.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
This is just really irritating.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
This is a horror movie. My skin creol.

Speaker 6 (03:15):
Noise, That response.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Worse than fingers done a chortball? To me?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
How long have you been listening to that?

Speaker 7 (03:21):
For?

Speaker 6 (03:22):
Just this way?

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Something was up this week.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
You not be right this week.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Stopped this.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Something has been different about you this week, and that
makes sense.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
Smr ends Now it's I.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
Think I've been at the top.

Speaker 7 (03:34):
Of my.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
No no, no, no, no, no more actress coming for
you if you keep with this up.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Oh no, no, this has made you ex a cranky.

Speaker 6 (03:45):
I'm not cranky.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
It's it's there's a crank about this week. There you go,
there's an.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Edge that is seeping into your subconscious Indo, I'm going
to continue doing no, please.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
We beg of you. We've only got one week left
on the year. Come on now, gang, stay strong.

Speaker 6 (03:58):
The other thing this week, my Biscoff love affair continues.
Cabri has brought out Carra milk with bisc Off chocolate blocks. However,
if you are lucky enough to be able to find
it in your supermarket, grab it, because I can no
longer get it. It's so popular.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
No, you often do this where you can't find something
and people tell it's widely.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Available every Well, get.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Photos of people in the local.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Anyone else go, I'm the same.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
It's like it's widely available everywhere.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
Well, it's not my end of town.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
That's because you going somewhere.

Speaker 6 (04:30):
Out everyone else out west so bisc off Cabri chocolate.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
I don't know how anyone relacs that. That is the
most irritating.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Sound in the world.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Listen to some a horror movie. All right, when we
come back, Jack and I will take you through what
we're into this week.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Look Christian Connell Show Podcast, Jack, what have you enjoyed
this week?

Speaker 3 (04:53):
Okay, I've got a good idea for Christmas, which I
came into it with a bad attitude, which my wife
sometimes accuses me of doing. She says, you're grumpy before
we get there, and then we experienced it and you're like,
that was good fun. She booked in a festive photo shoot,
so like a Santa shoot for her parents, me and
her and Gordy and oh, I want to go to

(05:15):
the sand.

Speaker 8 (05:15):
What do you do?

Speaker 5 (05:16):
That's what happens. Then it's like a backdrop of like
a grotto or Santa's grotto.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yes, but well no, this one is a whole lot
of inflated balloons of candy canes and there's confetti on
the ground that you throw up. So Christmas theme photo shoots.
This is at Poppies for Grace in Hawthorne, East and
it's actually not with Santa. I thought we'd have to
sit around Santa and Gordy on his lap and stuff.
Santa's not there. You actually just enjoy yourself with the

(05:40):
candy canes and the inflatable for.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
Like Nann and Grandad Momento what.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
We actually had so much fun. It only takes ten minutes,
so it was.

Speaker 5 (05:47):
Pain like a great idea.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
They put the wiggles on to cheer up Gordy and
everyone has such a fun time. And the photos are
so good.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
I'm actually a lot of people want to know what
that is. That is a real great thing you'd organize
to give to grandparents.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Sorry, I've just seen I'm on the website. Fifty photos
are all booked out. Sorry, oh well, do you know
what should do?

Speaker 4 (06:13):
The chill out, don't make it stop? Good thing.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
You keep me by for next year.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a great that's a double
thumbs up.

Speaker 7 (06:23):
Then you can't down down so popular it's booked out.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Yeah, but you know what, I'll put the photos we
had on that.

Speaker 5 (06:30):
So much better than me having a nice time.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
It's seeing Jack out in a lovely time all right?

Speaker 5 (06:35):
For me?

Speaker 4 (06:36):
This week, two things One is as a brilliant standard
comedian who does more like storytelling. He's called Mike Bobiglia.
He's got a couple of specials on Netflix. He's new
one this week, The Old Man and the Ball I
think is his best one. It's about an hour and
twenty minutes. It is incredible. Wouldn't really call it stand up.
It's relentlessly funny, but it's about the meaning of life, family,

(06:57):
middle age, being a dad. It is so good. The
Old Man and the Poul. It dropped this week on Netflix.
I've seen it twice this week.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
I totally agree. He's one of the best stand ups.
Something I recommend to all my friends who are becoming
new parents is Mike Biglia called the New One yes
years ago. Yeah, Netflix as well. It's just sensational.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah, very very good. So The Old Man The Paul
that came out this week. And the other thing, if
you want a really smart thriller movie is Michael Festbander's
new movie, directed by David Fincher, did like Fight Club
and seven is called Killer and it's on Netflix. It's
absolutely brilliant, really really great movie. Those are my double
thumbs up this and I've just seen fully booked out.
Actually you can't. You can't stream it. Sorry, get it

(07:38):
for next year though. When it comes out in Blu
ray enjoy it well.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Christian Connell's show podcast.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
What is the highlight that you're looking forward to this weekend?
You seem different today, just because I know you've been
hypnotized yesterday.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
But you seem different. You seem happy, you seem chilled.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
I don't know this is It's a funny thing because
what he gave me yesterday was confidence for the golf game,
but he gave me overall confidence. He said, it was
like a freebie.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Here's what I noticed.

Speaker 4 (08:05):
You are holding yourself physically, in your body very I
was chatting to you early and I was like, it's
actually taller than I've ever seen him before. Normally. By
Friday you folded in on yourself. It's almost like a
little snail. We roll you into the studio and roll out,
You'll stood differently. It's so noticeable. I'm going to show
you a video yesterday and compare it today. It is.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
You just don't know because I walked out of there
feeling great. Honestly I did, and I just wasn't sure
this morning if I felt good, just because it's Friday
and the weekends here, and what a beautiful morning is outside.
Actually you're running through my boy.

Speaker 5 (08:40):
Now you seem fuller, wider, taller.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Yeah, unbelievable, if you know what we're talking about. We
send Jack to get hypnotized yesterday. It's got a high
stakes golf game today against his in laws hero over,
who are very very good golfers. Yes, and your wife,
who actually I didn't realize yesterday had her own caddy.
She was so good as a kid.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
She was some kind of junior champion, always getting in
the newspaper. You know what, I'm not even worried about
the golf game anymore, whatever the hypnotism this time yesterday,
you know, I'm actually just looking forward to having a
great day walking around with my in laws, talking to him,
talking to Bianca. It'd be a great fun day.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
All right. So we're doing knock on, well we ask
you sorry knock off Friday. Will we ask you what
some are you knocking off today? And what is the
highlight for you this weekend? Nine four one four one
oh four three. It's good to Laura. Good morning, Laura,
good morning.

Speaker 9 (09:29):
How are you?

Speaker 5 (09:29):
You'll be good and Happy Friday, Laura, And what some
are you knocking off today?

Speaker 9 (09:33):
Quarter past four?

Speaker 5 (09:34):
And then what's your highlight? What are you up to
this weekend? Mate?

Speaker 10 (09:37):
Going to the winery and going to see Robbie Williams.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
Oh, brilliant. I had some friends who were there last
night and a beautiful evening. Yesterdeve and said he was
incredible last night.

Speaker 8 (09:47):
Ah, look, he's just amazing.

Speaker 10 (09:50):
My second time to see him.

Speaker 8 (09:51):
And I'm going with a good girlfriend of mine, Jane, and.

Speaker 9 (09:56):
She's in Shout out Jane, Shout out Jane, good morning.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
I'm super palmed, super pump Jane.

Speaker 5 (10:02):
The girls are on it at the winery.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
Robbie Jane exactly?

Speaker 6 (10:09):
WHOA?

Speaker 5 (10:10):
And have you seen the on the Netflix documentary The
Robbie Williams Stalker. Have you seen that?

Speaker 10 (10:14):
It's amazing?

Speaker 5 (10:15):
It's good, isn't it? Although I did, Laura, why is
in his underpants?

Speaker 4 (10:18):
He didn't put any tracks of pants on or any
pants on to do the documentary?

Speaker 10 (10:22):
Find that And that's that's Robbie.

Speaker 4 (10:25):
That is if I did that, that's not on you,
But that's Robbie. He might been as jokes tomorrow, that
winery robe. That's what he does.

Speaker 10 (10:37):
That is Robbie and that is why I love him,
because he's.

Speaker 9 (10:40):
So down to earth and he's just.

Speaker 10 (10:43):
Genuine guy.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Yeah, you've seen him before. It's an amazing live performer,
one of the best. You'd have a great time to
which winery is he playing?

Speaker 10 (10:53):
A good question in Geelong?

Speaker 8 (10:55):
And I can't remember it?

Speaker 5 (10:59):
Must?

Speaker 4 (11:00):
I love the fact Laurie just check an hour beforehand.
Oh god, some hours away. I still think Robbie would
do you know.

Speaker 8 (11:11):
Don't make sense because I'm looking forward to tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Lovely, it sounds like you've started early to me already
with the wifes. All right, No, enjoy Robbie tomorrow. What
time are you knocking off today? And what's the highlight
for you this weekend?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
What is the highlight forew this weekend? And what time
are you knocking off today? The best question of the week.
It's always on a Friday. What time are you knocking off?
Nine one O four three. I bumped into a friend
of mine yesterday was walking his little son who's a
home from school. Yesterday. This kid, it was like yesterday
was Christmas Eve. This kid, I said what I said,

(11:47):
today's first set of school trip. He's going to the zoo.
Do you remember when you would get so and he
was going, Dad, don't forget, I have to be in
full school uniform. You know, the used to have to
work so like an identify the kids. But they're all
off the first of a school trip to the zoo today.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
My school, you went to the zoo once and still
my friends talk about how great this day was. Not
only did we go to the school on school excursion,
a vending machine at the zoo was broken and you
could just press whatever you want and yes, and is
the kens of cocaine.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
That's a life highlight that on your deathbed, that'd be
that's on the scissor reel.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Remember the free soulo we drank good.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
Amazing can you? And most of them when we had
to go to the zoo, you had to draw the animals.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Then it was everyone had a clipboard and you were
like ten things you had to find out there as well.
All right, So what's the highlight for us growing ups
this weekend? Tracy? Come oning, Good morning, Good morning, Tracy.
So what time are you knocking off today? One o'clock
one o'clock.

Speaker 5 (12:42):
And then what are you getting into this weekend?

Speaker 9 (12:45):
I am going shopping to finish off, giving all my
things for tomorrow. We're going to see Robbie. Then I
cannot wait.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Well, we just spoke to Laura about five minutes ago. Yeah,
have you had friends seeing him this week? Apparently it's
been brilliant this week.

Speaker 9 (12:58):
Yes, I've seen him over ten times, so I know
what to expect. I'm a big fan.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Well, he's doing a hit tour. I don't think any
of us are going to be surprised. I've never done
what to expect. Yeah, yeah, I know this one. Yeah
for the people who first time angels angels.

Speaker 9 (13:20):
Yes, yes, yes, I know what to expect. But he's
always good and I look forward to seeing him every year,
and I'm just waiting. I've been trying and trying and
trying to get his attention. I have his tattoo on
my back for Robbie Williams, and all I need him
to do is autographics so I can get that finished.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
Wow, So what is it his head? What's on your back?

Speaker 9 (13:41):
No, I've got our w I've got the English flag
and I've got a pair of angel babies on my back,
and all I needed is autograph.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
There's no space. There's a real estate on that, but there's.

Speaker 9 (13:51):
Room for his autographs.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
So what you're planning to get him to sign you back?
Is it to face backwards towards the stage?

Speaker 9 (13:58):
No, no, no, I've made signs. And it's my birthday
on Sunday. I turned fifty. So I have told my
daughter in law who are coming with me and my
sister in law that in between a song when he's talking,
they've got a thing, very very loudly, happy birthday to me,
try and get me on that stage.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
Wow, it's a lot going on. Here's what we're going
to say.

Speaker 9 (14:20):
You know, Robbie Williams, tell you what.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
I take it easy.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
You do not go near the front of the stage
for this gig. You've got a Mark Chapman there in
the front road.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Just take it easy. If you don't sign that back,
turn back.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
As Bessie just comes out, does it straight away? Get
head around.

Speaker 9 (14:43):
Now, drinks before I go to So we're going to.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
Be the strategy that that sound really good and so Tracy.
So when did you get the Robbie tattoo?

Speaker 9 (14:54):
About eight years ago? Wow, And I've been trying ever since,
for the last eight years to get this done finished.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
So what do you do? Like here, sign it with
a sharp and then you go and get that inked over?

Speaker 5 (15:05):
Is that the plan?

Speaker 11 (15:05):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (15:06):
That's when?

Speaker 5 (15:07):
All right? Oh gotcha? All right? Do you know what Trace?

Speaker 4 (15:09):
I hope he does it for your Saturday night and I
hope you enjoyed the show and enjoy your fiftieth this weekend.

Speaker 8 (15:14):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (15:14):
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Speaker 12 (15:15):
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Speaker 13 (15:39):
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Speaker 5 (15:47):
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Speaker 3 (15:50):
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Speaker 5 (15:51):
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So was he brilliant last night?

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Brilliant?

Speaker 5 (15:56):
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Speaker 13 (15:57):
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Speaker 3 (17:30):
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Speaker 5 (17:31):
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Speaker 11 (17:34):
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Speaker 2 (17:40):
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Speaker 4 (17:44):
So yesterday I sent Jack off to see a performance
hypnotherapist because he has a big golf game on today
against your in laws, and also your wife is going
to be Then you've only started golf color weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah, I've been playing for a month only I'm very bad,
and no matter what I do with my in laws,
I always feel like I'm having to prove myself. Even
though I've been married to Bianca next year for ten years.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
I wonder how many son in laws and I speak
as well. Myself still feel that I've been managed to
stay out for twenty five years. Right, It's worked out
very well between us. Still, when I see her mother law,
who is now followed in my coat sails moved out
here stalking us, I know sometimes she still looks through
me like this guy can't believe she's still with this boat.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
It never feels like you've got the job. Always feels
like I'm probation and they can sit you down and go, hey,
it's not working out for us. You try it, sad
but goodbye.

Speaker 4 (18:39):
Those pea plates are never coming off me. I'm prepared,
So you've got it's a high stakes thing you've got
going on to now.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
So golf was a particularly nervous area for me because
they're all good at golf. They play a lot. They
Bianca played a lot as a junior, and I am
just brand new. So I thought, if anywhere I'm going
to feel fish out your week feedback, they're heavy with feedback.
Just I always feel pressure on them to perform. So
what worse place to go than somewhere that they're very
good and I'm very bad. So up until yesterday, I

(19:06):
was very nervous about playing today. Now I can happily
say it's not bothering me.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Really, I've seen how Jack is sat differently.

Speaker 6 (19:14):
He's like he's got a poker in his back. He's
so straight and upright.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
You know what the sending me to the hypnotherapist. What
I expected was he was getting my head like, you know,
like some kind of sports coach. So I'd come out
feeling like Roger Ferder and I would be ready to
tackle the golf game. He had actually done something. Difference
where it now. It's just giving me confidence that no
matter what happens, I'm going to have a great day
out there, and I'm not worried about it.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
And then you've got more of a shots of maybe
having a couple of good shots. Yeah, because you're just
going to enjoy the whole experience.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
I'm relaxed, I'm not worried about it. I'm not trying
to prove myself. I actually feel great.

Speaker 4 (19:49):
So we send him to see a guy. If you
listen to this, because Jack really got a lot from it.
It's called Jold Fogel from hypnotist Melbourne. It's all happened.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
You get there, I get there. At the start, I
got to say, I was a little concerned because I
pictured a hypnotherapist with like water features and like quiet
music and lots of maybe lots of plants in the room.
But on the middle of it was in Victoria Parade.
I could hear card noises outside. There was a guy
there was actually a guy using a drill next door,

(20:16):
and I was like, no way, am I going into trance,
but fair to Joel, he was able to get me
super relixed. Can you remember I can't remember most of
what happened when I was under the trance, when I
was in the trans and he was doing the session,
so I maybe remember five or ten minutes towards the end,
but we went for a whole forty five minutes.

Speaker 4 (20:37):
You have a tried hypnotherapy. I have a couple of times. Yeah,
all right. So here's at the start of the session.

Speaker 14 (20:43):
Send that feeling of a deep.

Speaker 15 (20:48):
Lack session down through your body, on the top of
your hair to the bottom of your feet.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
So do you remember any of this?

Speaker 3 (20:58):
I remember him, Yes, I remember the start of it.
So I'm sad at this point in a really comfy chair.
I got my feet up and I've got my eyes closed,
and it felt I felt really relaxed, but I felt
like there's no way I'm going to go to sleep,
or like.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
You too coasorable what he's trying to do.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
I'm too aware, all right, this is the him trying
to put Jackie Boy under into a trance.

Speaker 15 (21:18):
The deeper you go, the more you relax, the more
you're relaxed.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
And why he's going to send you off now because
I know she's just starting to.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Get off into trance now, yes, Joel, your every word?

Speaker 5 (21:33):
All right?

Speaker 4 (21:34):
So this because we were recalled the whole session and
we had Jackie's permission with this. Here's now some of
the specifics where he's actually I guess I think they
call it implanting or embedding how he wants you to
feel and think.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yes, so anything from here I actually haven't heard all
My subconscious has heard, but my memory doesn't remember anything
he said during the session.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Or according to our Queensland a producer, voodoo is what
he was doing here.

Speaker 15 (21:57):
And tell yourself, there's always something better to do than
worry about my parents. A law think there is always
something better to do the war about my parents, and
AT think that's right.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
They're going ahead. Yeah, yeah, it's not so good. At
the third there's something better to think about, what you think,
father in law?

Speaker 15 (22:23):
Once more, tell yourself there is always something better to
do than worry about my parents. A law think there
is always something better to do with the war about
my parents, and AT think that's right.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
But you know what, that is funny to hear it
like that, but that is how I feel change from yesterday.
I'm not I'm not I And now, looking back on
how I felt yesterday, it's hard to imagine being worried
about walking around the golf course with them, because right
now I don't worried at all for an hour.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
With the guy.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
There's more now about the trying to become the ultimate
son in law.

Speaker 14 (22:55):
You're also an amazing son in law.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
I'm going to give this to all son in laws.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
I need this. I'm going to be listening to this.
I need this so much. I got the old crow
coming around Sunday, my noise canceling headphones on.

Speaker 14 (23:13):
There are amazing sunny laws. You have tremendous respect and
integrity to your parents in law.

Speaker 15 (23:25):
You can deserve and you'll have the most amazing day
out on the golf course tomorrow. And you'll notice your
confidence and motivation are going to grow with every stroke,
swing or pat.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
And now this is the last bit where you start
to bring Jack Brown and I just to be aware
there are some strange noises that Jack's making here.

Speaker 14 (23:42):
Well done, Jackie did amazingly well. Yeah you went deep,
my friend, you did really really well.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
Honestly, it felt like coming out of a really long hibernation. Yeah,
it's really strange.

Speaker 5 (23:57):
Is a little says, how are you feeling now?

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Right?

Speaker 5 (23:59):
Imagine then a couple of what is it twelve forty five?
Ere team off today?

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Honestly, everything that he's saying in there is how I
feel differently about now. I feel like I can't wait
to see my in laws on the golf course. I
feel excited to play and not worried about it now.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
So just enjoyable potential possibility rather than oh God, I'm
going to screw it up and look bad.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
My mind set has shifted completely. Man. I highly recommend
it. It would worked for me. I was skeptical going in,
but it definitely worked for me.

Speaker 4 (24:26):
His name is Joel Fogol and you can find him
online hypnotist Melbourne dot com dot au Jackie Boy, enjoy
your afternoon with the in laws and for all this
other son in laws here are so.

Speaker 14 (24:37):
An amazing son in law. You have to a man
that's respect an intagrity.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Look Christian Connall Show Podcast, We're on the lookout for
your hot nana names. It comes to brand.

Speaker 12 (24:51):
She's eating our worther brand, Madam, name's Betty, your birtha
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So far in new entries. In the Hot nane hundred,
Grand Madam, my.

Speaker 10 (25:05):
Nana's hot name was Eva.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Kids, I've got her Lucky.

Speaker 6 (25:10):
Florence Gwendolen Millicent and Marjorie May, Minnie.

Speaker 10 (25:14):
McColl enid Valerie Claudia.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
I've got a nana called Florence Ellen.

Speaker 10 (25:20):
My name's name is Olive gene Oates.

Speaker 8 (25:22):
My Dutch mom hop nana name is Petronella Maria the
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Speaker 7 (25:29):
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Speaker 10 (25:31):
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Speaker 4 (25:34):
Right lines Roper now nine four one four one oh
four three For You're hot Nana names here.

Speaker 14 (25:39):
Are so an amazing son in law well.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Christian know Connells show podcast.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
Whether they're still with us or Saturday no longer. We're
looking for your great nanna names for a hot nan
hundred on nine four one four one oh four three.

Speaker 12 (25:55):
It comes to hot Nana frand Mada. She's eating our
weather brand. Madam names it to your birtha frand Moda.
It's the hot nan hundred.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
Some of the other names we like yesterday as well.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
I did like terrub Eunice as well, and brand new
once is coming here from Erica listening at work. Good morning, Erica,
Maud Priscilla.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
Great namely mored Moore is a lovely name as well,
Moud Priscilla. Great names. There, Let's go to Diane now,
good morning Diane. Hi, guys, how are you going? We
welcome to the hot nine hundred? Who have you got
for us?

Speaker 11 (26:30):
I've got three for you.

Speaker 8 (26:31):
I've got My grandmother was Martino Yushaney Mary, her sister
was Blanche, and a cousin.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Was neighbous Well, what the stand up one? They're all
great names. That Blanche grand that is a winning name.
Blanche is a great one. We haven't had a Blanche yet, Diane,
thank you for those three. You have a lovely weekend.

Speaker 7 (26:51):
You're welcome you.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Too, Janine, Hi, how are you? I'm good, Jeanine, Happy Friday?
So hot nan hundred. What name have you got for us?

Speaker 11 (27:00):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (27:00):
My lovely grandma was called Winnifred Florence.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Oh, when he's I think that's still a great girl's name. Now,
Winnifred's lovely. When he's a great name, Winnifred Florence. Ye,
both of those are equally great names. Jannine, thank you
very much.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Thank you, bye, Good morning Tracy.

Speaker 7 (27:20):
My name's name was Beatrice Muriel Nunn.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Beatrice, great Beatrice Nun. Yes, lovely, I love Beatrice. That's
a great one. Thank you very much, Tracy.

Speaker 9 (27:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
Straight in with it the mess around with Trace.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
Kerry.

Speaker 8 (27:35):
Hi, how are you going?

Speaker 4 (27:36):
I'm good Kerry. I hope you had a good week.
So the Hot nine hundred. Who you arefering up?

Speaker 9 (27:40):
Irene Phillis Dunstan so she was known as Ip Dunstan.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
All right, thank you very much, Kerry. And let's go
to Paul. Now, good morning, Paul.

Speaker 7 (27:51):
The morning to you guys.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
You're all well, we are.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
Paul, I have you well as well? And Paul, who
have you got for the Hot night hundred?

Speaker 7 (27:57):
Well? Great grandmother is name Mage mckernand's.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
That's a solid name. Madge is a great one for Nana.

Speaker 4 (28:04):
Thank you very much, Paul, keeps coming.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
This is the Christian o'connells Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
Every Friday morning we turn into big giant juwbox from
eight to kick you into the weekend. We give you
the theme, you pick all the songs to make this morning.
Let's tell you about this morning's theme on the Naked Out, Oh.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Christian, We've got no songs for the whole hour on Nick.

Speaker 16 (28:26):
Nick Nig, Nick Nick Nig, Naked Hour, Naked Hour, Oh
Nick Nake Big Nick Nig Naked Our Naked Hour.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
All right, theme this week songs with the letter M
in the title, and it's got to be right at
the front as well, right at the start of the
song title. Patsy, what are you going for letter M
in a song title?

Speaker 6 (28:58):
I'm going with ned with Madonna and material Girl, my
favorite era of Madonna was eighties Madonna, and I remember
taping that off three and E, my local radio station,
onto cassette.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
That's the only way we could listen to music where
I once it on. Tomidi used to do.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
That totally, and even I was so obsessed with her,
I would even if you can imagine on a tape deck,
a double tape deck, stopping it, pausing it and writing
down the lyrics because you never got the lyrics in
the sleeve of the cassette back then, and my mother
discovering it on my desk, on my school desk in
my room and thinking that I was writing about a

(29:38):
real boy.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
Oh like a diary as she could diary entry.

Speaker 6 (29:42):
Yes, and banning me from Madonna until I could convince
her that no, mum, it's just a song. And I
had to play it the song to prove to her
that I wasn't in love with a boy.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
This is incredible, So your mum would have been Santa.
Dad were really worried. She thinks she's a material girl.
And a quote from her diary living in a material world.

Speaker 6 (29:58):
It was more about some boys kissed me, some boys hugging,
and my mother was not impressed.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
That's great.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
So it's songs with a letter M in the title Jack,
what do you got?

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Funnily enough, I also had this on cassette, Mnomena by
the Muppets.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Oh I love this. This is to start every radio show,
just this.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
And I used to write down the lyrics too, but
my parents found it. And he should be doing more
than this.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
He's seventeen years of age. This is all he's doing.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Just noisy?

Speaker 5 (30:36):
Really all right? Songs with the letter M and the
title make my Dreams Come True? Hold of notes.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Sadly we were sharing yesterday. Paul has a restraining order
against Oats. I'm not making this up. The late seventies.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
You're old enough to know better.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
Are a straining order against oaks. It's actually giving us
today's time wast sort of fighting bands on hours time
as well.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
But they did so much great music.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
You're listening to the question you know Carl Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
The thing this week on the Naked Hour is songs
with the letter M and the title like Stevie Wonder's
My Sher eat more? Is this a song that Brandy
Cooper can't stand to hear when he walks in on
his Mississi in silver Lining's Paper it is, isn't it? Yeah?

(31:36):
Great song, suggested bye listener, Sue. What about this?

Speaker 5 (31:39):
On Bonie M? Mar Baker says.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
So many great songs all beginning with a letter M
like this Mar Baker by Bony M?

Speaker 5 (31:52):
Is this a Friday song? I think so?

Speaker 8 (31:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (31:58):
It has to be in the mixture. Next hour has
to be by Handsome All right, let's go to the lines.
Good morning, Martine, good morning.

Speaker 8 (32:09):
Good morning? How are you Christian?

Speaker 4 (32:10):
And the same We're good team's good Martin.

Speaker 7 (32:13):
He's a nice poppy song.

Speaker 4 (32:15):
Moving on up. I love the Friday Vie Martine two ms.
You got the song site on em the name of
the band m people and also moving on up. Well done, Martine,
this is a great song. Thank you all right, cheers Martin,
have a lovely weekend.

Speaker 7 (32:34):
Chat warning champions, why not go with a questions? Dummy?

Speaker 4 (32:51):
I do love this song? Is it a Friday vine?
It's not right to segue that with it? And moving
on up it's a in the mix. It's not Friday,
it's a Monday.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
Great song though, Thank you very much. Chat. Let's go
to Auntie.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
How are you Christianity?

Speaker 5 (33:10):
And what song have you got for us? Auntie?

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Macho man, Well.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
We now the Friday five?

Speaker 5 (33:22):
Yea, you are so an amazing sun commit the two together, Chack,
drive that ball.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
It's a good morning five? It is, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Huh?

Speaker 4 (33:43):
All right? Thanks Auntie? Hello, good morning, good morning?

Speaker 5 (33:49):
Hello? What have you got for us?

Speaker 4 (33:50):
And big song? Friday song?

Speaker 9 (33:51):
Beginning with all of the above.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
Yes, it's got hard just to get it down into
one hour. There's so many of these songs. It feels
like we're went together a wedding playlist. Ella, thank you
very much. Have a good day at school. Oh no, Ella,
oh no, she hasn't done us? Ella, Yes, yeah, oh no,

(34:17):
you have done youels. Thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (34:19):
Ella.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
That's a great one. Have a lovely weekend mate, you too, Simon.
Good morning, Simon, Good morning here, I'm good Simon. So
where will you go for this one? By the Black
Eyed Peas?

Speaker 7 (34:30):
Thought it was a great way to side today, my hums, you.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
Won't write down the lilywits to this where you're patty.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
Lady, my lovely lady, Simon.

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Quite the vibe you asking for this, my friends, quite
the vie.

Speaker 7 (34:53):
Go ahead to wake up.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
It is all right this year bere lucky. Thank you
very much, Simon.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
Have a lovely weekend.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Christian O'Connor Show podcast.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
So now then for Genius of the Week. This is
where we ask you to own. Let's all own the
dumb stuff we do in any given week.

Speaker 12 (35:09):
Genius Smart Einstein, Genius of the Week.

Speaker 10 (35:13):
I lost a customer in the sitting rooms at a
large retail store and she had to call the store
to get out.

Speaker 16 (35:19):
Drove all the way to the airport from Ringwood from
the suburbs to wait two hours for a plane that
never showed up.

Speaker 10 (35:26):
I got the day wrong. I got into somebody else's car.

Speaker 7 (35:28):
The pictures factions, I.

Speaker 10 (35:30):
Moved into a new house on the weekend.

Speaker 8 (35:32):
I couldn't figure out why the roller door wasn't working.
I was in the wrongs property. I threw out my
colleague lunch yesterday.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Turn up when the old Hot NaNs came on at
the ends. All right, so why are you a genius
of the week and you sharing your story? We'll win
one of you one thousand dollars due to the next
twenty minutes on the show for Call of the Week,
We've got one thousand dollars that will be given away
during the next twenty minutes on nine four one four
one oh four to three. You your story about the

(36:01):
dumbest thing you've done this week. Nine four one four
one o four three. Like Mandy Christian'm a bus driver
too far left on the road this week. Goodbye left mirror.
God man, I didn't know you bus drivers use those mirrors.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
You need them.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Anyway, illegally allowed to just pull.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Into You're going to keep to the schedule days. All right,
here we got here Dale, Good morning, Dell, Hi, guys,
here you're going.

Speaker 7 (36:26):
I think I'm your genius of the week. I was
whipper snipping the dog area and I must have missed
it picking up the poop and I've hit it with
the whipper snipper and next thing has just gone everywhere.
I was wearing it from head to tone.

Speaker 4 (36:39):
Oh my god, there's nothing worse I've done that.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
It's awful.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
You're in shorts, you haven't got much on that, it's
it's splattered you.

Speaker 7 (36:47):
I was in shorts and two shirts as well, and
it was just like I had big dose of the freckles.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Yeah, it's You're like you're like a pewey dalmation and
then you've got to go in the shower and have
that shame shower, and then you have to shower the shower,
and no matter how many times you shower the shower,
you just smell. Even hours later, I can still smell
a fleck of grap somewhere.

Speaker 7 (37:11):
And Christian, now, maybe how much you wash it, it
still feels like it's.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
I bet even today you still feel like you've got
that taint.

Speaker 7 (37:19):
Yes, yes, exactly.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
I'm scared here for going there, all right, Dale, thank
you very much. That's what we're looking for, those stories
like Dale's for Genius of the Week.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Well, Christian no Connell's show podcast.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Christian I conceived my second child after a handset concert
at Sydney Opera House.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
Keep that yourself, please, sir. Well, passions right, high, passions right?
What can we say?

Speaker 4 (37:44):
All right? Why are you a Genius of the Week.
One of your stories will get you one thousand dollars
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Speaker 5 (37:53):
Nine four one four one four three. Good morning, Kylie. Hello, hello, Kylie,
welcome to Genius of the Week. What have you done?

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Thank you?

Speaker 8 (38:03):
I was making an online purchase this week, you.

Speaker 10 (38:05):
Know, entering my credit card details into my mobile phone.

Speaker 8 (38:08):
I honestly can't even remember what I was buying, and
got to the point where it said enter your CCB
coat and instead of turning over my credit card, I
turned over my mobile phone to type.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
Yeah, we're just in auto party most of the time,
aren't we.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
I just look, I just lucky no one was there.

Speaker 8 (38:26):
I just looked at it blankly and went what And
then I quickly turned my phone back to it over
my credit card to complete my purchase, and I just thought.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
You idiot, Well, don't you have a nice weekend. Let's
go do Cath, Good morning, Cath.

Speaker 16 (38:41):
My question, I'm senior, I'm your junior sever the week.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
What happened?

Speaker 8 (38:46):
Well, I was doing some handstitching on a little cook
that I'm making, and my little dog was sitting on
my lap and sticking.

Speaker 4 (38:53):
To her her.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
Oh wow, it's got like a park dog, park Kate.

Speaker 7 (38:58):
Now what one of that? Yes, sort of like that?

Speaker 4 (39:04):
And the dog said nothing, no.

Speaker 2 (39:08):
On my life.

Speaker 4 (39:09):
What is my human master doing now? But I will
say nothing because I love you.

Speaker 8 (39:15):
Exactly right.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
Wow, we had a Hannibal Lecter cath that's a great one.
Thank you very much.

Speaker 7 (39:23):
Okay, all right, see you.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
I see you, Jackie. Good morning, Good morning, Christian morning Jackie.

Speaker 5 (39:30):
So genius of the week. What have you been up
to this week?

Speaker 10 (39:33):
Oh, I've beninius the last three weeks. I wear contacts,
and my contacts for twenty four hours and I thought
I was going blind, And I actually had the contact
in the wrong eyes.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Does it make a difference, don't so?

Speaker 4 (39:48):
And you got slightly dimmerent prescription for each lens, so
that if you've got a left.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
And a right.

Speaker 10 (39:52):
I do have a left and a right, and my
left eye is the worst. So I actually made an
appointment for the optometrist. So I thought I was going blind.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
You.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
You accidentally swapped them over yeahs and not all as
like that for three weeks.

Speaker 5 (40:07):
That must have been a nightmare.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
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Speaker 5 (40:13):
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Speaker 5 (40:24):
Ryan, Good morning, morning Crustian.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Now I'm good Ryan.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
So what have you done this week? Mate?

Speaker 11 (40:29):
Well, I definitely think I'm the genius of the week.
Me and my girlfriend had our gender reveal on Saturday
and it was at a local park and she sent
me there to mowett because it was overgrown. It took
me seven hours to morrow and we lopped up, sat down.
It was the wrong park.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Now, I mean, Ryan, I am sorry to laugh, but
that is first of all poor you even to have
to the thought of mowing one of those local parks.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
You never I heard of someone mowing in a local area.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
What kind of move you got, like a ride or
one or one of those old little ham Oh my word,
hours and hours and what a gift though to that community,
whoever they are.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
I hope they're really enjoying that short grass.

Speaker 11 (41:16):
Yeah, the best bit was her face on the Saturday.
She couldn't believe it.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
Ryan, It's a great story.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Thank you very much for calling in a showing that Ryan.
Have a nice weekends, mate, Angeley, Good morning, Ainsley, Good.

Speaker 8 (41:30):
Morning Christing our engineers every week. I was driving to
work and I was having a snack. You know those
pringles chip packets, the long cylinder one.

Speaker 10 (41:39):
Yeah, I put my hand in it.

Speaker 8 (41:41):
I've got a manual cart and I got my hand
caught in it, and I've just lost my plot. I've
just gone gone full on crazy, smashing the scene, trying
because I was coming up to the lights and I'm
just panicked, and I'm hitting this thing that hard that
I'll smashed my drink that was in there. My drink's
gone everywhere and my car. People are just lots going
past me, a.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Menace to other people.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
Edward, bring you hands.

Speaker 8 (42:05):
I couldn't even get it off.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
So are you still in the tube now?

Speaker 4 (42:10):
No, I'll stop.

Speaker 8 (42:14):
I just had all drinks over me and everything more.

Speaker 4 (42:17):
You're right, there's like a bear trap sometimes, isn't it,
Because you panic and.

Speaker 7 (42:21):
Then yeah, I must look like a robot.

Speaker 8 (42:25):
Person colors, just bang and bang and banger to get
it off.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Robot person out in the country all right, whenever Patsy's
made a thank you very much to give us a call, mate,
I have a good weekend.

Speaker 8 (42:38):
Thank you bye.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
That one of your relatives.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
No, it's not my relative.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
By the way, what are you up to? Well, there's
been last five minutes pacing up and down, rummaging around
in a massive sack that it doubles up as your handbag.
What have you lost the news?

Speaker 6 (42:52):
No, I was looking for a cough for my fright, actually,
and I was successful. I did find one.

Speaker 17 (42:57):
That's right, Tim, Good morning him, Good morning Christian. I'm
definitely the genius of the week. I had my house
up for sale and on the Sunday, and in the
morning I ended up having the rumber on overnight. And
I've woken up in the morning and I've walked walked
down the stairs and all I could smell was this bench.

(43:19):
I'd forgotten to put the dog out, and it had
done a poo in the carpet, and the rumber had
done a full circle around the poo, and it looked
like a ufo had landed. And then and then it
streaped all the way through the whole house.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
It would have smeared it everywhere on the It's a
dirty protest.

Speaker 7 (43:45):
And I turned it over.

Speaker 17 (43:46):
It was like a chocolate mudcake. It was horrendoums.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
I've got one of those rumbered things, and my fair
because we've got two dogs, is that one day I'll
put it on overnight wake up the same thing as you.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
Yeah, Oh my god, my friend, my friend, I'm.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Listen. You are definitely you are a deserved winner with
that is a nightmare.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
That story gets you one thousand dollars in cash.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
You are our instant corner of the week. The pee
UFO has done it for us. You had as that
tim very funny story.

Speaker 5 (44:20):
Nightmare.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Well down, mate, you just won one thousand dollars for
this week's Cooler of the week, outstanding story.

Speaker 17 (44:26):
Thanks mane.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
How long did it take to clear up? It took
me to buy another rumber to clean up the other
rumber's mess. O my beer.

Speaker 17 (44:35):
I've got this, but I had to play golf and
then I had to come back and get the house
ready for a house open.

Speaker 5 (44:46):
You don't see that on the block, You don't see
that on the box.

Speaker 17 (44:48):
No one Luckily no one came in that day.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Great, I'm glad it went well. Tim. Enjoy spending your money.
Thanks for sharing your story mate, It's very funny.

Speaker 17 (44:55):
Thanks Christian.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Well, thanks to Mercedes Bends Brick there are some finance
rates worth smiling about, like the incredible four point ninety
nine on demos at Mercedes Bands Berrick World on Tim.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
Extraordinary scenes this week as Hall has taken out a
restraining order against Oats. They're both in their late seventies,
So today we're looking for your fighting bands. The best
ones Wednesday unid En appcam, pro solo, security camera, wireless
and a spotlight all in one. So we're looking for

(45:34):
your fighting bands. Fighting bands. Oh yes, fallen out.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
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Speaker 4 (45:41):
Gold f You two by now in the Edge have
had a right old ding gold hold Lionel Stitchy. It
has been in a fighting Linel Stitchy, Silver Men without
baseball bats, silver fight, said Fred Bronze.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
And I know you're a massive fan of Hootie and
the Blowfish.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
You're always listened to, Yeah, shouting and the Blowfish silver plus.
Al Right, Jackie boy, what have you.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Got I've got Hall and k Oates.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
Ohms landed it Yeah, Silver Fiona Grapple, Oh that's very
good and possibly the only Fiona Apple reference you'll ever
hear on breakfast radio in Melbourne. Very good.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
Gold for the reference.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
This band might be going to court with a restraining
order as well. It's blink one eight sous.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
There is your little legs are running too quickly down
the hill to the punchline.

Speaker 5 (46:42):
Because it's actually a very good one.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Gold also gold for the wobble.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
And do you know what the beetles were called before
they were called the beatles?

Speaker 4 (46:51):
The quarry men?

Speaker 3 (46:52):
I thought it was the quarrel men.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
Gold plus for the back and forth. All right, what
have you got then?

Speaker 4 (46:59):
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seventy five three one O four three, Carl a brighter.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
You're listening to the Christian o'cyls show podcast.

Speaker 4 (47:09):
To down the time waste with this sad news. Holder
Notes have had a major fallout. Hold Hal has taken
the restraining order.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
I don't know why this story is funny.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
Hole has taken out restraining order against Oats. Two guys
old enough to know better, all right? So we're looking
for your fighting bands. Fighting bands on the time waster.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
I would love to see them do a performance still,
but with the restraining order. So they're five hundred meters.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
Apart, measuring how far that keyboard is away from Darryl
all Right.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Fighting bands Powder, Middle Finger, Gold, Richard, well done, Melie Cyrus,
you know like a Meleie Melee, Sorry Melee, Silver Boy,
George Foreman, quite the mash up there, shirt, Well done,

(48:02):
Enrique are glasses ass oh Silver, Silver, Chair to the
face silver.

Speaker 5 (48:09):
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Speaker 3 (48:13):
Gold, that's very good.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
Shinzy are well done. Australian Brawl Gold, brawl out Boy gold,
that's very good.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
Well, I'm Danny for both those.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Match Boxing twenty silver instead of Lana del Ray left
hook del Ray.

Speaker 18 (48:26):
Gold, Rebecca Shive a chair, shive a chair, Bronze Run
UFC instead of run dmc UFC is very good.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Mark Elton Joust.

Speaker 19 (48:39):
Silver, Frakar Sinatra Gold, Billy got kicked in the Irish
painful Silver, Billy Skirmish Bronze, you bang Clan Bronze Stevie
wonder punch.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
It's a wonder punch. A common punch.

Speaker 4 (48:59):
I've heard of it, but I like it Silva Mumford
and Son of a Bitch Gold Nathan very very funny
brawler notes Gold.

Speaker 5 (49:14):
Oh there it is damn house for anges.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Well On, Simon, you had it brawling for soup Silva
Michael Waxon Gold, as did a Rick Asley ruckus as Gold.
All right, who is winning the unid N home security camera?

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Congratulations Richard for a powdered middle finger.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
Gotcha.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
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Speaker 4 (49:35):
All right, then before we head into our weekend. Now,
over the next couple of weeks, all the kids start writing.
If they haven't done it already, they write to Santa
about what they want for Christmas?

Speaker 5 (49:50):
Why should it just be for the kids? When do
we stop doing that? What I want you to do
over the weekend is write to me.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Email me Christian at Christian O'Connor dot com to au
one thing would you love for Christmas this year?

Speaker 5 (50:02):
Whatever it is, Okay, just email me and tell me
what it is.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
Next week we're thinking about calling you up and just
getting it for you.

Speaker 5 (50:09):
So what do you want for Christmas? Just the one
thing you want?

Speaker 4 (50:11):
PASSI?

Speaker 5 (50:11):
What are you actually genuinely.

Speaker 6 (50:13):
After the Christmas genuinely, hand on my heart. I would
love one of those Dice and robo vacuums that scooed.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
I remember that we heard about today. One of those.

Speaker 6 (50:22):
Yeah, they're coming down in price too. That is like
on the top of my wish list.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
I like putting a price on it for Santa. It's
like and you can get a good discount Santa, so
it's like Friday Jack.

Speaker 6 (50:33):
It's like Friday.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
Imagine actually some kids and that if you go here
includes the leak, the ul instructions and a coupon co
David Jones.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
I think you've got a high risk, a high chance
of getting what you want if you like leave all
the descriptions.

Speaker 14 (50:52):
There for it.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
And have you told Chris this is actually genuinely what
you want.

Speaker 6 (50:55):
Absolutely I have and he's listening right now.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
I mean, you really.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
Bucking the trends of female empowerment going. I just want
to clean the device.

Speaker 6 (51:02):
Anything diceon, if it's a hair dry if it's a
stick vacuum, if it's one of those fan things. Anything
Dyson is top of my lists.

Speaker 5 (51:12):
This has now changed from Dear Santa to dear I
know it does.

Speaker 6 (51:15):
But I just love this stuff.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
They have good stuff.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
This is how you do it. This is how you
become an influencer. Rise of the influencer. Just demand they
send you it. So have you got the wrap? No?

Speaker 6 (51:28):
No, but I've got the hair dry You know, when
they first came out, I thought, how good could a
hair dry be? That is fairly pricey? Like it's top
of the market. I'll tell you what, It's fantastic. It
cuts the drawing.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
My wife and my two daughters, they argue over who's
which one it is, right, They're always stealing it from
each other. I hear them.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
Shouting each other.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
It's not My wife becomes a teenager when she comes
on the shower and she can't find this flip of things.

Speaker 5 (51:50):
Jackie boy, what are you after for Christmas?

Speaker 3 (51:52):
All right? Top of my list is something that I
definitely don't need. But because I've been playing golf for
a month and I'm obsessed with golf at the moment,
I want this thing called the range gauge.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
This is what the pros are. You've got custom make
golf clubs O kat no idea.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
So you stand anywhere wherever you are on the course,
you hold it up. It's like a pirate's telescope. You
hold it up to your eye and it is you
pointed at.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
The flag northwest one hundred and nine. Bring me that
silvery looking shaft.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
It'll tell you exactly how far you are from the pin.
But I've been looking them up online and from what
I can find you you definitely have to go to
high quality ones. The cheaper ones don't work well. So Santa,
what's what's the cheap one? Is it a Pringle cat?

Speaker 4 (52:35):
The o Angko got one nine ninety nine, or you
can get a problem one garment that's five hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Yeah, high quality golf range finder for me?

Speaker 5 (52:44):
All right?

Speaker 4 (52:45):
All right? Email me what do you want for Christmas?
Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Huggey's on
the way. Have a great weekend.

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